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Whoo! Extreme! [CHUCKLING]
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Oh, you guys are
probably curious about this.
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It's no biggie. My car is in the shop
so I rode in on Rosa's motorcycle.
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I guess you could say
I'm a "gearhead" now.
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He held on to me so tight it
was like a two-mile Heimlich.
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Those things have no walls on them.
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Captain. Why are you sitting at my desk?
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Lieutenant Miller from Internal Affairs
is here. He's taken over my office.
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Apparently someone
has been leaking classified
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information to a criminal syndicate.
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The entire squad is under investigation.
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That's crazy. No one here's a mole.
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How can you be so sure?
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Because I know these guys.
I know everything about them.
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Well, you're a poor police officer if you
don't think that people can surprise you.
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Not these people. Here, watch this.
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I know what everyone's gonna do tonight.
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It's Thursday, so
Gina's gonna leave early
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to rehearse with her new
dance group, Dancy Reagan.
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They're the first ladies of movement.
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Amy's gonna be going
over her weekly budget,
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and Charles will be attending
a pizza-for-one cooking class.
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Tonight's menu, Pepper-alone-i.
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And, if I run and leap at Terry,
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he will most certainly catch
me in his arms. Coming in!
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-No! I'm holding coffee!
-[SMASHING]
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hey, I'm about to sit
down with Internal Affairs.
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Figured that I'll charm them
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with a couple of quips about
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my own "internal affairs."
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Talking about my "tum-tum."
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Please don't joke around in there.
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I know you're used to riffing with me,
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but Internal Affairs detectives
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rarely have my sense of humor.
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Wow, you are really worried
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about this investigation.
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Okay, fine. I promise
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I will be stone cold
serious in my interview.
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I'll even use my serious face.
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If you're wondering
how I'm pulling this off,
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I'm thinking about the
time when I was eight
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and Don Mattingly
called me a little turd.
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Was he right? Yes.
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Hey there, Jake Peralta.
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I'm sorry. Handshakes are the
greatest avenues of germ transmission.
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I generally prefer simple nods. Okay.
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Would you, uh, pass me
that hand sanitizer, please?
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Yeah. No, no, no! Use your elbows.
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Keep your nostrils closed.
Don't breathe on it.
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Ah!
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Forget it, I'll just use a wipe.
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Smart. Get off dem germs.
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So. What information has
been leaked and by who?
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You don't need to know that.
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All you need to know is that
a felony has been committed
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by someone on your squad
and I'm gonna find out who did it.
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Now, have you ever taken
confidential information
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about an ongoing
investigation out of this precinct?
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[SCOFFS] No.
I would never do something that stupid.
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I did something really stupid.
I need your help.
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You know how I'm kind of a sexy
bad boy who rides motorcycles into work
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and is always breaking the
rules in the name of justice?
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I don't like where this is going.
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Well, I also maybe sometimes bring home
case files to work on them after hours
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and I might not be that
great about returning them.
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[GASPS] Oh God! Are you aroused
because of what a bad boy I am?
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No! No.
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You could be suspended for that.
He could think you're the mole!
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[GROANING] Not so loud.
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[LOUDLY] Yes Amy, I
do drink from the bowl.
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Definitely pulled that off.
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Look, I need to get those files.
Can you please give me a ride?
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Fine, I'll get my stuff, but this
better not bite me in the ass.
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"Better Not Bite Me in the Ass"
is the name of your sex tape,
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but seriously, thank you
so much for your help.
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Peralta, how'd it go with Miller?
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Fantastic. He loved me.
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I would give you more details
but someone just came in to
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try and find her Dalmatian coat.
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Hello, Raymond.
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Madeline. I had wondered why all
the birds had suddenly stopped singing.
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What brings you here?
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I heard you were under
investigation by Internal Affairs,
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didn't want to miss that.
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So much time with your
ear to the pavement,
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it's a pity a truck hasn't
run over your head.
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Very visual.
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When, oh, when will you quit police
work and pursue your dream of poetry?
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I'm looking for Detective Scully.
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You must be from IAB I'm Deputy
Chief Wuntch, nice to meet you.
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If you have a minute, I'd love a
detailed report of this investigation.
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IAB exists outside of department
hierarchy. I don't answer to you.
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Detective Scully, you're up.
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Oh, wow, okay, um…
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No.
You know, we'll do this over the phone.
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Oh, Raymond.
An Internal Affairs investigation?
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A Drug Task Force that
hasn't found any drugs?
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This precinct's a disaster.
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Maybe that's why the
birds stopped singing…
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Out of respect for the
death of your career.
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Goodbye, Raymond.
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Detective Diaz, can
you give me even a shred
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of good news about your Drug Task Force?
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The good news is I can be brief about it.
We have nothing.
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Sorry, I had to talk my twins
into getting their hair done.
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There are some promises involving
lollipops I do not intend to keep.
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The Task Force has made some busts,
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but we still haven't found any
high-level dealers or major drug stashes.
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But we will soon.
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Is that a promise? Or just another
lollipop that no one's ever gonna lick?
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Wuntch is waiting for this Task
Force to fail. I need tangible results.
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Sarge and I are going undercover
at Electric Library. It's a silent disco.
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Everyone wears headphones. It's
actually very respectful to the neighbors
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except for the lewd acts and vomiting.
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There's usually some
ecstasy at these things
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so hopefully, we'll find some giggle pig.
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Great, I hope there's a
lot of drug activity there.
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Of course, ideally, there will
be nobody taking drugs there
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or anywhere else in the district,
but if drugs must be found,
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let it be there.
Please God, let it be there.
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Trunk!
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[GRUNTING]
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All right, that's it.
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One box of files and one box of
powdered doughnuts from under my bed.
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Oh cool, can I see those?
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Yeah, sure. Thanks.
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PERALTA: Whoa! No, no, no!
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This is a new car.
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I won't have you Jake it
up with doughnut powder.
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[SCOFFING]
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I hate to say it, but we still
need to make one more stop.
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There's still some files at my
old place, AKA Gina's apartment.
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[GROANING] Fine, I'll call her.
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Wow, there's so many fancy
buttons on your steering wheel.
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It's like a spy car, that's cool.
Here, let me call her.
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-JAKE: Yeah.
-[BEEPING]
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-[DEEP VOICE] Car, call Gina Linetti.
-[PHONE RINGING]
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What is that voice? It's my spy voice.
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[DEEP VOICE] Car, initiate ghost mode.
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That's a seat warmer.
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Wow, that's even better than rockets.
My butt gets very cold.
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GINA [ON PHONE]: It's Gina's
phone, leave me a voice mail.
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I won't check it 'cause it's not 1993.
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We should go there anyways.
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Her phone's probably off
because of dance rehearsal.
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God, this IAB guy is ruining my life.
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But I do have some
good news in three, two…
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Pocket doughnut!
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No!
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It's everywhere.
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Back up.
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[KNOCKING] Gina? Open up.
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[MUFFLED DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SIGHING] Well, luckily, I still
have a key from when I lived here.
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Hmm. [CLEARING THROAT] Here we go.
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[GASPING]
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BOTH: Oh, my God!
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[SCREAMING]
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Oh, God!
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What is going on?
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Gina and I are casual lovers.
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[GROANING] Ick.
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Ew.
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How long has this been going on?
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We hooked up once
last summer and then the
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nightmare started
again about a month ago.
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Ever since then, it's been orgasm-city.
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[GROANING] Ick.
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Ew. Ugh, gross. Right, guys?
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Wait a minute, you lied to me?
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There was no pizza-for-one
cooking class tonight.
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You've been lying to me for weeks!
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Oh, I can't tonight. I'm teaching
inner city kids to make candles.
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Ooh, sorry, I'm going
to a prenatal yoga class.
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No can do.
Going to my adult tumbling class.
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Yes, Jake, those were lies,
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but the way you looked at me
when you thought I was a gymnast
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made me wish it were true.
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You came into work with
chalk on your hands, Boyle.
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I don't even know you anymore.
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I'm leaving. I just gotta
get some old case files first.
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Don't be mad, Jake, you still know me.
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I'm still Charles.
I just have four extra sex moves.
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Five. I forgot about boy on top.
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-Ugh!
-SANTIAGO: Ick.
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GINA: Ew.
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[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING THROUGH HEADPHONES]
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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[MUSIC RESUMES]
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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[MUSIC RESUMES]
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Terry. Terry.
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I can't believe they
call this a silent disco.
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This is not a disco.
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And I should know, I was raised on disco.
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[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]
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Little Terry loved the Hustle.
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Excuse me, can I get a bottle of water?
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Good move, Giggle
dehydrates the hell out of you.
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Yeah, I don't do that stuff.
I don't even drink.
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Hey, your shirt.
My daughters go to The Learning Grove.
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Did you get that from a
vintage store or something?
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No, I went there.
I was in the Dolphins class.
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And you don't do drugs or drink.
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Have a water on the house.
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Well, she was useless.
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Not entirely, I learned that
my babies are on the right track
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because their preschool
turns out nice kids.
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Yeah, I can't wait to tell Holt
that at the Task Force meeting.
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Now, let's go look for some bad
kids that went to sub-par preschools.
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That was insane.
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I mean, who else is hooking
up that we don't know about?
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Rosa and Terry? Holt and Scully?
You and Hitchcock?
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You need to forget about Charles, okay?
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You need to get inside
and put those files back.
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Fine.
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Wait, wait, wait. Why'd I get Hitchcock?
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Because you're the girl version of him.
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[GASPS] Thanks again for all your help.
Okay, bye.
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Wha…
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Hey, Captain. Mind if we sit?
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Is everything okay?
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Nothing's okay.
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Wuntch circling me like
a shark frenzied by chum,
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the Task Force turning into a
career threatening quagmire,
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an Internal Affairs investigation
casting doubt upon my integrity.
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And you ask, "Is everything okay?"
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I am buffeted by the
winds of my foes' enmity,
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and cast about by the
towering waves of cruel fate.
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Yet I, a captain, am no longer
able to command my vessel,
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my precinct, from my
customary helm, my office.
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And you ask, "Is everything okay?"
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I've worked the better part of my years
on Earth overcoming every prejudice
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and fighting for the position I hold,
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and now I feel it being
ripped from my grasp,
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and with it, the very essence
of what defines me as a man.
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And you ask… "Is everything okay?"
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Yeah, I hear you.
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My dog has taken over my favorite chair.
242
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It's like, how did it all slip away?
243
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Gentlemen.
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GINA: Damn it, Charles.
245
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This is a crisis. Step one, termination.
246
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You and I will never touch again.
247
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Damn. If I'd known it was our last
time, I would have moaned more.
248
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Step two, containment.
249
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We need to make sure
that no one else finds out.
250
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Yeah, Jake won't tell
anyone if I ask him not to.
251
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I'll handle him. You take care of Amy.
252
00:11:04,493 --> 00:11:06,453
But how to make it look like an accident?
253
00:11:06,537 --> 00:11:09,498
I'm not saying murder, just
talk to her like a normal person.
254
00:11:09,582 --> 00:11:12,460
Right, even better.
Get her to tell me all her little secrets.
255
00:11:12,544 --> 00:11:15,544
Then if she tries anything…
[GRUNTING] We can destroy her.
256
00:11:24,182 --> 00:11:25,266
Hello, Peralta.
257
00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:26,851
Oh, my God! Hi.
258
00:11:26,935 --> 00:11:28,187
What's going on here?
259
00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:31,607
Funny story.
I took these files home a while ago,
260
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:35,069
even though I shouldn't have,
and now I'm bringing them back.
261
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:38,031
Isn't that funny?
Are you laughing behind the mask?
262
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,284
No.
263
00:11:46,040 --> 00:11:48,250
Kev! Jake, it's after midnight.
264
00:11:48,334 --> 00:11:49,628
This had better be about a murder.
265
00:11:49,712 --> 00:11:53,632
No, I wish. Look, I'm really sorry,
but I have to talk to Captain Holt.
266
00:11:53,716 --> 00:11:55,592
Raymond, your work life is here.
267
00:11:55,676 --> 00:11:57,637
Please come in. Take off your shoes.
268
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Neither of us want that.
269
00:12:00,765 --> 00:12:04,269
What is going on, Peralta?
This has been a long day.
270
00:12:04,353 --> 00:12:07,356
Well, IAB caught me
returning some classified files
271
00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,983
and I am now the prime
suspect in the mole investigation,
272
00:12:10,067 --> 00:12:11,736
and Miller said I would be
suspended in the morning.
273
00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:16,199
But more importantly, what does
the "J" stand for? James? John.
274
00:12:16,867 --> 00:12:17,910
Jojo?
275
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My middle name is more important
to you than being suspended?
276
00:12:20,413 --> 00:12:22,122
If it's Jojo, yes.
277
00:12:22,206 --> 00:12:24,959
Look, I came here because
we have to figure this thing out.
278
00:12:25,043 --> 00:12:26,962
Miller is sure there's
a mole in the precinct
279
00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:29,714
and the only way to prove it's
not me is to figure out who it is.
280
00:12:29,798 --> 00:12:30,840
You said there was no mole.
281
00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:33,010
You said you knew
everything about these people.
282
00:12:33,094 --> 00:12:34,845
Well, it turns out I don't.
283
00:12:34,929 --> 00:12:37,098
I've learned some truly
horrible things tonight.
284
00:12:37,182 --> 00:12:38,732
You were right and I was wrong.
285
00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:41,520
Goodness. Boyle is sleeping with Gina?
286
00:12:41,604 --> 00:12:43,814
What? How could you possibly know that?
287
00:12:43,898 --> 00:12:45,524
"You were right and I was wrong."
288
00:12:45,608 --> 00:12:47,819
You must have been shaken
to your core to say that to me.
289
00:12:47,903 --> 00:12:50,697
Boyle is your most trusted
friend, so he has to be involved.
290
00:12:50,781 --> 00:12:53,992
Your use of the word "horrible" leads
me to believe that the matter was sexual
291
00:12:54,076 --> 00:12:56,245
in nature given your obvious immaturity.
292
00:12:56,329 --> 00:12:57,705
[SCOFFS] I've had sex.
293
00:12:57,789 --> 00:13:00,708
And, of course, you would
be most upset if Boyle were to
294
00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:02,544
have slept with someone
you knew from your childhood,
295
00:13:02,628 --> 00:13:06,131
thus the solve. Gina and Charles.
296
00:13:06,215 --> 00:13:07,632
That was amazing.
297
00:13:07,716 --> 00:13:10,804
Come into my study.
Let's figure out who that mole is.
298
00:13:11,513 --> 00:13:13,180
I took all the Giggle I had,
299
00:13:13,264 --> 00:13:16,393
but there might be some left in
my mouth if you want to make out.
300
00:13:16,477 --> 00:13:20,063
That sounds amazing. I'd love to
make out with you once I'm super high.
301
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,232
Where can I get some?
302
00:13:21,524 --> 00:13:23,943
That girl over there sold it to me.
303
00:13:24,027 --> 00:13:27,530
What happened, Ava? I thought
you said you didn't drink or do drugs?
304
00:13:27,614 --> 00:13:30,534
I don't. Do you know how much
math is involved in dealing drugs?
305
00:13:30,618 --> 00:13:31,660
You gotta keep a clear head.
306
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:35,497
Look, this doesn't have to be a big deal,
just give us the name of your supplier.
307
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:36,874
How'd you get involved in dealing Giggle?
308
00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:39,878
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We gotta back this up.
309
00:13:39,962 --> 00:13:42,881
After preschool, did you go to
private or public elementary?
310
00:13:42,965 --> 00:13:44,924
-Private.
-JEFFORDS: When were you potty trained?
311
00:13:45,008 --> 00:13:47,720
That's so random. Sarge. The giggle pig.
312
00:13:47,846 --> 00:13:50,097
All right, let's go through
the squad one by one.
313
00:13:50,181 --> 00:13:53,602
Rosa is very secretive. I don't
know anything about her personal life.
314
00:13:53,686 --> 00:13:55,645
Charles has expensive tastes.
315
00:13:55,729 --> 00:13:57,064
Gina has said many times
316
00:13:57,148 --> 00:13:59,776
that she would sell us all out
for five minutes with Blake Griffin.
317
00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:02,779
Let's see, Terry wants to
send his twins to private school,
318
00:14:02,863 --> 00:14:04,447
but on his salary, that's difficult.
319
00:14:04,531 --> 00:14:07,952
Mmm. Plus, with twins,
one of them is always evil.
320
00:14:09,203 --> 00:14:10,371
So, it's Cagney.
321
00:14:11,414 --> 00:14:14,918
Gina, is everything okay?
You never text me.
322
00:14:15,043 --> 00:14:18,046
Look, last message I got
from you was August 3rd, 2009.
323
00:14:18,130 --> 00:14:21,675
You wrote, "Sup, Rosa?"
Followed by, "Never mind."
324
00:14:21,759 --> 00:14:25,179
It's over between me and Charles.
I'm so upset.
325
00:14:25,263 --> 00:14:27,582
Amy, when will I ever find a relationship
326
00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:30,186
as perfect as the one
you have with Freddy?
327
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:33,605
It's Teddy and it's not perfect.
Believe me.
328
00:14:33,689 --> 00:14:36,234
All his underwear are lined
with mesh like a bathing suit.
329
00:14:36,318 --> 00:14:38,444
Is it medical? How do you even ask that?
330
00:14:38,528 --> 00:14:40,572
I don't know but keep talking.
331
00:14:41,198 --> 00:14:43,492
PERALTA: What else? What else? What else?
332
00:14:43,576 --> 00:14:45,411
[SNAPPING FINGERS] Wait a minute.
333
00:14:45,495 --> 00:14:47,830
One time, I saw Rosa eating watermelon,
334
00:14:47,914 --> 00:14:49,790
but then, when I asked her about it,
335
00:14:49,874 --> 00:14:53,002
she said she'd never eaten
that or any other kind of melon.
336
00:14:53,086 --> 00:14:54,879
Now that I say it out loud,
it doesn't seem like much.
337
00:14:54,963 --> 00:14:57,926
No, put it on the board. Oh!
338
00:14:58,510 --> 00:15:00,052
PERALTA: Hey, check it out.
339
00:15:00,136 --> 00:15:05,142
Dog bra. Dog bra.
340
00:15:05,434 --> 00:15:08,479
Uh, I'm so tired I can't
keep my eyes open.
341
00:15:09,021 --> 00:15:10,897
Here, I need you to slap me.
342
00:15:10,981 --> 00:15:12,400
I'm not gonna do that, Peralta.
343
00:15:12,484 --> 00:15:15,153
Ow! [GROANING]
344
00:15:15,237 --> 00:15:17,989
I thought perhaps the
element of surprise would help.
345
00:15:18,073 --> 00:15:19,115
It did.
346
00:15:19,199 --> 00:15:22,077
PERALTA [GROANING]: I can't believe
we can't figure out who the mole is.
347
00:15:22,161 --> 00:15:25,205
Well, there is someone
we haven't talked about yet.
348
00:15:25,289 --> 00:15:26,665
Detective Jake Peralta.
349
00:15:26,749 --> 00:15:30,920
What? Someone's got a
case of the sleepover jokies.
350
00:15:31,004 --> 00:15:32,213
Why would I be the mole?
351
00:15:32,297 --> 00:15:35,634
You were just caught sneaking
classified material into the precinct.
352
00:15:35,718 --> 00:15:40,639
You spent six months undercover in the
mafia and have many criminal contacts.
353
00:15:40,723 --> 00:15:43,393
You've been known to flaunt
departmental rules and regulations
354
00:15:43,477 --> 00:15:45,354
and you are deeply in debt.
355
00:15:45,646 --> 00:15:48,589
Well, if you hadn't
tricked me into getting
356
00:15:48,673 --> 00:15:51,278
car insurance, I wouldn't be in debt.
357
00:15:52,028 --> 00:15:55,531
You want to do me?
I'll do you right back, tit for toot.
358
00:15:55,615 --> 00:15:58,744
I've been on the force for 30 years and
I've never been accused of impropriety.
359
00:15:58,828 --> 00:16:00,120
Oh, is that a fact?
360
00:16:00,204 --> 00:16:02,789
Because I heard you call Deputy
Chief Wuntch by her first name,
361
00:16:02,873 --> 00:16:05,752
and after that, you told her you
hoped she got carried off by crows.
362
00:16:05,836 --> 00:16:07,378
That is gross insubordination.
363
00:16:07,462 --> 00:16:09,047
Madeline is irrelevant.
364
00:16:09,131 --> 00:16:13,010
Our battles extend beyond
the confines of NYPD rules.
365
00:16:13,094 --> 00:16:14,845
You're being ridiculous. Am I?
366
00:16:14,929 --> 00:16:16,106
If you're such a great cop, how come you
367
00:16:16,190 --> 00:16:17,640
didn't know there was
a mole in your precinct?
368
00:16:17,724 --> 00:16:20,810
That's right, because you did!
Because you are the mole, you mole!
369
00:16:20,894 --> 00:16:22,437
I've heard enough.
370
00:16:22,521 --> 00:16:25,942
Please return your guest pajamas,
guest toothbrush and guest slippers,
371
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,818
and get out of here.
372
00:16:27,902 --> 00:16:30,238
It's time for you to be suspended.
373
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,662
Peralta, shouldn't you
be suspended by now?
374
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,705
Yes, and I know that
you're mad that I'm here,
375
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:42,126
but you're about to get over it
because I know who the mole is.
376
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,588
Lieutenant Miller.
I don't think he's with IAB at all.
377
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,341
I think he's spying for Wuntch.
378
00:16:47,425 --> 00:16:49,093
Wuntch? You said it yourself.
379
00:16:49,177 --> 00:16:52,012
Your battles extend beyond
the confines of NYPD rules.
380
00:16:52,096 --> 00:16:55,350
She wants information about your
Task Force but she can't get access,
381
00:16:55,434 --> 00:16:56,977
so she sent in a spy.
382
00:16:57,061 --> 00:16:59,521
That's why Miller was
skulking around the file room
383
00:16:59,605 --> 00:17:01,231
when I was supposed
to be the only skulker.
384
00:17:01,315 --> 00:17:04,569
That's interesting. I did notice something
odd when he and Wuntch first met.
385
00:17:04,653 --> 00:17:07,703
She just nodded at him.
She didn't even try to shake his hand.
386
00:17:10,826 --> 00:17:15,539
She already knew he was a
germaphobe because they'd met before.
387
00:17:15,623 --> 00:17:17,041
Yes. Unfortunately,
388
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,460
we don't have any hard proof
that they're working together.
389
00:17:19,544 --> 00:17:23,131
Well, lucky for you,
proof is my middle name.
390
00:17:24,425 --> 00:17:27,637
And yours is Jared. Juicebox.
391
00:17:28,096 --> 00:17:30,724
Jellyfish. [GASPING] Jamiroquai.
392
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:34,728
Lieutenant Miller.
393
00:17:34,812 --> 00:17:36,229
What do you want, Peralta?
394
00:17:36,313 --> 00:17:37,481
I want to play ball.
395
00:17:37,606 --> 00:17:40,568
Clear my name and I'll give you
information about Captain Holt.
396
00:17:40,652 --> 00:17:43,029
Well, I'm interested.
What kind of information?
397
00:17:43,488 --> 00:17:45,490
It's all on this.
398
00:17:45,574 --> 00:17:48,828
Pretty dope drive, right?
It's a USB shaped like a gun.
399
00:17:49,161 --> 00:17:50,204
Boink.
400
00:17:52,374 --> 00:17:55,460
All right, I'll give it to my
superiors and I'll be in contact.
401
00:17:55,544 --> 00:17:58,546
Hey, I know you only wanted to
hang out last night so you could
402
00:17:58,630 --> 00:17:59,673
find out dirt on me.
403
00:17:59,757 --> 00:18:01,592
What? Uh-uh.
404
00:18:01,676 --> 00:18:03,678
Look,
405
00:18:03,970 --> 00:18:05,137
you don't have to be worried.
406
00:18:05,221 --> 00:18:07,932
I will never tell anyone
about you and Charles,
407
00:18:08,016 --> 00:18:10,769
but honestly, it's not as
embarrassing as you think.
408
00:18:10,853 --> 00:18:14,691
It was shocking, but then I got
over it and it seemed normal,
409
00:18:16,359 --> 00:18:18,778
except for seeing how
hairless Charles' legs are.
410
00:18:18,862 --> 00:18:20,321
I mean, does he shave them?
411
00:18:20,405 --> 00:18:22,324
No, he wears really cheap pants
412
00:18:22,408 --> 00:18:25,118
and as far as I can tell,
he's been chafed smooth.
413
00:18:25,202 --> 00:18:26,286
Yikes.
414
00:18:26,370 --> 00:18:28,497
Imagine that wrapped around you. Okay.
415
00:18:29,666 --> 00:18:32,460
Okay, I could get in
a lot of trouble for this,
416
00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:35,422
but the big secret about Captain Holt is…
417
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:39,135
That I have a flair for the dramatic.
418
00:18:39,427 --> 00:18:41,053
Look behind you, Madeline.
419
00:18:42,638 --> 00:18:43,973
[HOLT CLEARING THROAT]
420
00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:45,642
PERALTA: We're actually in front of you.
421
00:18:45,726 --> 00:18:47,852
That's my fault. I thought the
layout was gonna be different.
422
00:18:47,936 --> 00:18:50,021
Didn't know how you guys were
gonna be sitting. I took a chance.
423
00:18:50,105 --> 00:18:53,484
Miller may be in Internal Affairs,
but he wasn't here on official business.
424
00:18:53,568 --> 00:18:54,944
You sent him to spy on us.
425
00:18:55,028 --> 00:18:59,116
That's a flagrant ethics violation,
Madeline, and it could sink you.
426
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,535
Fine, you're right.
But you can't prove that.
427
00:19:01,619 --> 00:19:03,453
It's just your word against mine.
428
00:19:03,537 --> 00:19:06,625
Ooh, actually it's your word against you.
429
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:08,835
Pardon me.
430
00:19:08,919 --> 00:19:13,173
I put a recording device in this dope
drive so I got your whole conversation.
431
00:19:13,257 --> 00:19:16,009
You're going to leave my
precinct and my Task Force alone
432
00:19:16,093 --> 00:19:20,098
or else you're… Wuntchmeat.
433
00:19:21,308 --> 00:19:22,684
You sure you want to go with that one?
434
00:19:22,768 --> 00:19:24,102
Absolutely, it's hilarious.
435
00:19:24,186 --> 00:19:25,270
Oh. All right.
436
00:19:25,354 --> 00:19:28,023
Hey, I'm sorry about last night.
437
00:19:28,107 --> 00:19:29,942
I let my personal stuff affect the job.
438
00:19:30,026 --> 00:19:32,027
It's okay. No, it's not.
439
00:19:32,111 --> 00:19:34,114
This morning, I did
some real police work.
440
00:19:34,198 --> 00:19:35,741
I called The Learning Grove.
441
00:19:35,825 --> 00:19:39,202
They never had an Ava
Watson so I faxed them a picture.
442
00:19:39,286 --> 00:19:41,581
They identified her as Rebecca Lubbock.
443
00:19:41,665 --> 00:19:44,096
I pulled her phone records and I think we
444
00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:46,878
have some good leads
on a possible supplier.
445
00:19:46,962 --> 00:19:48,756
Wow, nice work.
446
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:51,300
And hey, you should
never worry about your kids.
447
00:19:51,384 --> 00:19:53,093
You're the best dad I know.
448
00:19:53,177 --> 00:19:54,720
Cagney and Lacey are gonna grow up great.
449
00:19:54,804 --> 00:19:56,431
You think so? 100%.
450
00:19:56,515 --> 00:19:57,682
You're right.
451
00:19:57,766 --> 00:19:59,517
They're gonna be twin presidents.
452
00:19:59,601 --> 00:20:01,686
They'll either run as one
person and trick everyone,
453
00:20:01,770 --> 00:20:05,024
or they'll run as two and
serve for 16 consecutive years.
454
00:20:05,942 --> 00:20:07,944
It's a damn dynasty.
455
00:20:08,486 --> 00:20:10,405
Excuse me.
I have an announcement to make.
456
00:20:10,489 --> 00:20:12,491
Can I have everyone's attention, please?
457
00:20:13,284 --> 00:20:14,993
Charles Boyle and I had sex.
458
00:20:15,077 --> 00:20:18,080
What the hell? Gina, what are you doing?
459
00:20:18,164 --> 00:20:20,583
Amy was right. People will be
shocked and then they'll get over it
460
00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:21,834
and we can move on.
461
00:20:21,918 --> 00:20:24,420
At least this way, I get
to control how it gets out.
462
00:20:24,504 --> 00:20:26,381
I'm about to Olivia Pope this sitch.
463
00:20:26,465 --> 00:20:30,844
First off, I would like to remind you all
about several notable men from my past.
464
00:20:30,928 --> 00:20:33,765
The rock climbing backpacker,
the underwear model,
465
00:20:33,849 --> 00:20:35,767
the guy who looked like Tywin Lannister.
466
00:20:35,851 --> 00:20:39,980
I bring these men to mind so you can
appreciate this dalliance for what it was,
467
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:41,190
an outlier.
468
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:42,775
I will now take questions.
469
00:20:42,859 --> 00:20:44,777
How was the sex? Gross.
470
00:20:44,861 --> 00:20:46,237
The sex was gross or I'm gross?
471
00:20:46,321 --> 00:20:48,281
You're gross. The sex was adequate.
472
00:20:48,365 --> 00:20:49,699
How many times did you do it?
473
00:20:49,783 --> 00:20:52,369
Sixteen and a third.
Don't ask. Can't explain.
474
00:20:52,453 --> 00:20:55,373
I have a question.
Do you have any regrets?
475
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:58,752
No, it was pretty fun.
476
00:21:00,754 --> 00:21:01,839
[MOUTHING]
477
00:21:02,298 --> 00:21:04,466
Thank you so much for coming out today.
478
00:21:04,550 --> 00:21:07,094
Hey, I should have
said this last night but,
479
00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:09,722
your first casual relationship!
Nice work.
480
00:21:09,806 --> 00:21:11,856
I know.
I didn't even propose to her once.
481
00:21:12,643 --> 00:21:14,602
Jake, I'm so sorry I lied to you.
482
00:21:14,686 --> 00:21:16,397
I mean, I wanted to tell you so badly,
483
00:21:16,481 --> 00:21:17,815
but I promised Gina
I wouldn't tell anyone.
484
00:21:17,899 --> 00:21:19,233
You kept a promise to a friend.
485
00:21:19,317 --> 00:21:21,318
That sounds like the Charles I know.
486
00:21:21,402 --> 00:21:23,989
Just like I know everyone here.
487
00:21:24,073 --> 00:21:25,115
Yes, you do.
488
00:21:25,199 --> 00:21:27,799
Although there is something
you didn't know about me.
489
00:21:28,661 --> 00:21:32,707
My middle name is Jacob.
490
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:34,542
Wha…
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