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Til Death
Season2 Episode14
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til death is filmed in front
of a live studio audience.
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All right,I'm going to karl's
to watch the eagles game.
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Ok,what time are you gonna be home?
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I don't know.
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Late,I guess.
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Well,what time?
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Probably after you're asleep.
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Ok,I'm gonna need something with an
o'clock or a 30 at the end of it.
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Well,why?
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I mean,if you're already asleep,
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what difference does it make
what time i come home?
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Just give me a time so this conversation
doesn't end in a murder suicide.
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- Ok,11:30.
- Have fun.
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Oh,hey,on your way home,
will you pick up some milk?
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Milk.Got it.
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Uh,write it down so you don't forget.
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Honey,I'm not gonna forget.
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Extra large head,extra large brain.
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I may look weird in a visor,but I forget nada.
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Give me one of those extra large hands.
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Why?What are you... oh,come on,this is.
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milk.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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How you doing,karl?
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Welcome to the pleasure dome.
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Karl,this place is awesome.
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You got drums,a juke box here.
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What,did your wife die?
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I hope not,'cause she's in the kitchen
crushing mint for our mojitos.
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Oh,my god.
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- Karl,is that a...
- baby shark?
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You bet.
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Come on,sit,sit.
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His wife lets him have a baby
shark in the living room?
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Steph won't even let me do my
watercolors in the living room.
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Stogies,gentlemen?
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- Ok.
- All right.
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Hey,guys.
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Hey,jesse.
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I want you to meet the guys.
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Eddie here teaches american history
and jeff is the vice principal.
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Ooh,I like that.
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You got vice right in the title.
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That's kind of sex-ay.
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She thinks i'm sex-ay.
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Uh,ok,what do you got there?
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You're not smoking one of my cubans,are you?
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Mucho delicioso.
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Hey,baby,we're gonna watch the game,
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so if you could not play your drums.
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Oh,yeah,yeah,no problem.No problem.
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I'll just,uh,take it out on you later.
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Have fun,guys.
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So those are her drums?
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Yeah,she also plays the bass
and the electric flute.
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She's a walking jethro tull.
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Hey,babe!
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There's boobies on hbo if you're interested.
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You know I am,love.
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Don't worry,we won't miss the game.
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I've got picture in picture.
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What the hell is going on here?
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What do you mean?
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Well,your wife,she's so easy-going,cool,happy.
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Why?
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Ahh,ok,I see.
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I was married once before.
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Jesse's my second wife.
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What difference does that make?
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What difference does that make?
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You're cute as a button.
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Look,the first time you get married,
you don't know it's a trap.
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They lure you in with,
"I love the way you are."
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And then one day,bam!
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They club you like a baby seal and
they're wearing you to the opera.
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But the second time,
I went in with my eyes open.
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I had a whole list.
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I told her this is what I want,
this is what i don't want.
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It's fantastic.
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It's marriage,but it's not a pain in the ass.
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Who else knows about this?
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Anyone who's been through the
marriage ringer,my friend.
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I have a question.
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Yes,jeffrey.
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When you said list,you mean actual
list,like you wrote it down?
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Yep.
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What was on the list?
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That's a good one.
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You name it.
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Uh,separate phone lines so we don't have to
take messages from each other's friends.
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Separate finances so we don't
fight over stupid stuff like money.
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What about in-laws?
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All dead!
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I know what you guys are going through.
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You're in the thick of classic first marriage.
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I bet your wife makes you dress like that.
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Oh,no,no.
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I actually picked this out myself.
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Anyway.
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You gotta clear everything with
the wife...where you're going,
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who you're gonna be with,
how long you're gonna be there,
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plus,they always make you stop
for eggs on the way home.
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Not eggs.
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Milk.
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Eggs.
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You know,I just don't understand...
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I don't want to talk for a while,ok?
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I built a successful marriage over 20 years.
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Does anybody give me a head's
up about boobies on the tv?
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No,no boobies for eddie.
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Please.Please,I'm the one who got screwed here.
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I'm a newlywed.
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I missed this whole list thing by that much.
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Your life was ruined a long time ago.
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Oh,let's face it,we're both in hell.
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I mean,don't get me wrong,
my marriage is a blessing.
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You guys,I am trying to sleep up there.
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Well,maybe you can take it out on me later.
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Who smells like cigars?
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You know,that is very unhealthy.
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Blech.
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You see that?
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Jesse doesn't care about what's unhealthy.
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All jesse cares about is what's cool.
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Damn it!
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Even her name is cool!
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Jesse.
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Who did I marry?
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Stephanie.
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Please.
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Mine's named joy.
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Talk about a mislead.
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What are you doing?
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I'm making my second marriage list.
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What?
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I can't wait around for
an actual second marriage.
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Did you ever see how much
water joy drinks in a day?
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She's gonna live forever.
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You know,steph's grandmother,
103,still plays soccer.
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Give me the damn napkin.
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Wow,how did you guys hear about this place?
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Actually,from karl.
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Yeah,karl knows his restaurants.
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Damn straight.
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I'll tell you another
thing karl knows... marriage.
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Man should teach a class on marriage.
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Ooh,this chicken dish sounds interesting.
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I'm gonna go with the rib eye.
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Steak?Honey,no.
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You already have way too
much red meat in your diet.
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What...what is that?
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It's my,um,napkin list.
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What's a napkin list?
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Well,when we were at
karl's the other night,
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he was telling us how before he got
married for the second time,
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that he actually made up a list
of things that he wanted in his marriage.
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And,you know,instead of
moving on to another wife,
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because I think you're
pretty great,you know,
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with a couple tweaks,I thought
that I would make my list right now
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so I could dance with
the girl what brung me.
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Are you insane?
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Seriously,eddie,that was horrible.
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Yeah,do you think before you talk?
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He has a napkin list,too,everybody.
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- Yes.
- What?
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- This is an outrageous...
- no,no,no,show...
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- you're gonna show them the list...
- my jacket!
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Hey,hey,come on!Get off my jacket!
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Here... what...?
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Great plan,jeff.
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Nothing proves your innocence
like eating a napkin.
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Did you really anticipate this going well,
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presenting me with a list of demands?
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Not demands.
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Adjustments.
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Our marriage is a blessing.
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Ok,you're gonna have to take him
somewhere and deal with that.
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Come on,come on.
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What's our goal here?
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Do you want to make it come down or go up?
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Ok.
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Let's hear this list.
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Ok.
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But before i read the list,
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I need you to promise me that you're
going to listen with an open mind.
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That's better.
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I would like to eat whatever
I want,whenever I want.
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I would like to wear a turtleneck
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without you comparing me to
various 1970s television stars.
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I want separate phone lines.
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I don't want to have to tell you
what time I'm coming home.
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- I want a baby shark...
- ok.
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I'm gonna have to stop you there.
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What is the big deal about me asking
you when you're coming home?
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Well,why do you even have to ask?
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Because,we're married.
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That's what wives do.
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Yeah,first wives.
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Oh,my god.
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Let me see the rest of this moron manifesto.
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Joy,listen to me.
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Do you want to be on oprah?
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What?
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We do the first second marriage thing,
then we write the book,bam!
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Listen,baby,take this ride with me.
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If it'll get you to stop flapping
those enormous gums of yours,I'm in.
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You know what,guys,just order without us.
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Jeff had an allergic reaction
to the ink on the napkin,
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and his head blew up like a pumpkin.
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He's waiting for me on the floor
of the ladies' room.
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I should get back.
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He's pretty scared.
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Oh,look.
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They finally made you an official
member of the mod squad.
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Buh-buh-buh.
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See,now,that sounds like something
my first wife used to say.
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But my second wife would say...
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neat shirt.Take me now.
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Ok,now that's good,but why not make it great?
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I-I think it should sound something like...
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I'm not saying it again.
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Ok.
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Well,as you know,I don't have to tell you
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where I'm going per our
aforementioned napkin agreement,
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but if you... No,no,no,honey,
you have your own phone line.
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This is eddie's hot line,for my ears only.
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Yell-o?
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Hey,what's shakin',amigo?
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I don't have to tell you this,but it's karl.
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Yeah.
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Turtleneck,ribbed.
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You'll be pleased.
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Ciao.
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All right,honey,now I'm going to tell
you when I'm going to be home,so...
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look,I don't care where you're going
or what time you're gonna be home.
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Sweetheart,let me sum this up for you.
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You saw a baby shark.
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You got your panties all in a twist over it.
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Just go do what you've got to do,ok?
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Oh,believe me,lady.
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What I've gotta do is gettin' done.
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Your fly's open.
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It's the way I want it.
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It's my choice,my life,my fly.
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That dinner was fantastic.
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I am stuffed.
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27 slider burgers in 25 minutes.
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You set a new burger bonanza record.
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They're puttin' my picture on the wall,
right next to john goodman.
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All right,the night is young,
we just had dinner,what's next?
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Anybody,come on,who's got ideas?
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There are no bad ideas.
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Mini-golf.
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Bad idea.
258
00:12:53,820 --> 00:12:55,410
Karl,hit me.
259
00:12:55,450 --> 00:12:59,570
There's a tranny bar up yonder
that makes a mean appletini.
260
00:13:01,540 --> 00:13:02,870
Or a movie.
261
00:13:02,900 --> 00:13:04,000
Yes.Movie.
262
00:13:04,010 --> 00:13:06,560
All right,jeffy,hit me with some movie times.
263
00:13:06,590 --> 00:13:07,240
Uh,all righty.
264
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:10,310
Well,we got a 7:40,missed that.
265
00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,170
8:10,missed that.
266
00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:15,430
And I gotta be home by 9:00,
so this is not gonna work.
267
00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:16,180
9:00?
268
00:13:16,270 --> 00:13:18,840
Yeah,steph's still pretty upset
about that whole napkin thing,
269
00:13:18,850 --> 00:13:21,820
and I gotta show her all the
receipts of where I've been,so.
270
00:13:21,830 --> 00:13:24,750
well,there goes the tranny bar.
271
00:13:28,470 --> 00:13:31,060
All right,we got rid of the dead weight.
272
00:13:31,090 --> 00:13:32,680
What's next?
273
00:13:32,730 --> 00:13:36,640
Well,it's a school night,and I got a hundred
french papers to grade from a hundred kids
274
00:13:36,660 --> 00:13:39,420
who can't speak a lick of french,
275
00:13:39,830 --> 00:13:42,450
so maybe we should call it a night?
276
00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:45,810
How's this for french... no way,jose!
277
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:49,490
I made a big deal to joy about
how I'm staying out late tonight.
278
00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:52,920
You and I,we're going to
watch the sunrise together.
279
00:13:52,940 --> 00:13:55,960
Um,no,we're not.
280
00:13:55,980 --> 00:13:57,780
We're gonna get crazy!
281
00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:58,960
Crazy how?
282
00:13:58,990 --> 00:14:00,910
I don't know,we're second marriage guys.
283
00:14:00,930 --> 00:14:03,640
I'm sure there's a way for us to get crazy.
284
00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:07,120
Hey,let's take our seatbelts off,huh?
285
00:14:18,010 --> 00:14:19,890
You,uh,you got that dinging.
286
00:14:19,930 --> 00:14:21,080
I know it's dingin'.
287
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,790
I like the dingin'.
288
00:14:23,150 --> 00:14:24,950
It's crazy.
289
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,610
Man,this night is finally gettin' into gear.
290
00:14:37,630 --> 00:14:40,100
We're hittin' our stride,huh,karl?
291
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:43,500
Karl,wake up.
292
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:45,940
Oh,no.
293
00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,470
Are we still circling the mall?
294
00:14:49,330 --> 00:14:50,980
And you're eating again!
295
00:14:51,010 --> 00:14:52,350
I got a ton of energy!
296
00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:55,340
Hey,let's go swim in a quarry.
297
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,080
Geez,you're flying,man?
298
00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,660
What the hell you got in that cup?
299
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:03,660
I combined 3 different energy drinks,
plus a splash of cranberry juice.
300
00:15:03,750 --> 00:15:04,950
Cranberry juice?What's that about?
301
00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:07,890
Ah,I got a touch of the ouchies when I urinate.
302
00:15:07,930 --> 00:15:10,880
For god sake,sit still!
303
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,020
I'm not moving.
304
00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:14,660
Ok,we gotta find a 7-11.
305
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:16,830
I gotta refill this bitch.
306
00:15:16,870 --> 00:15:18,260
Eddie,slow down.
307
00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:20,030
You're pushing this too hard.
308
00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:20,860
I mean,look at you.
309
00:15:20,970 --> 00:15:22,590
You're stuffed full of cheese steak,
310
00:15:22,610 --> 00:15:25,840
you're all hopped up
on experimental sodas.
311
00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:28,070
Throttle down,big man.
312
00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:29,920
Time to go home.
313
00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:31,770
I can't go home!
314
00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:34,870
I told joy that the
night was mine,damn it!
315
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:36,080
That I'm gonna own the night,damn it!
316
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,500
You're with me or you're not,damn it!
317
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,490
Damn it.
318
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:55,940
All right.
319
00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:57,770
We're still alive.
320
00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,220
We're still here.
321
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:03,720
We're still rumblin' through the suburbs.
322
00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:10,910
* She said do you come
from the land down under? *
323
00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:15,830
* Women glow,and men plunder *
324
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:19,810
* Can't you hear,can't you hear the thunder? *
325
00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:25,370
* You better run,you better take cover *
326
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,670
can I help you find something?
327
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:51,310
Yeah,I'm looking at your energy drinks,
328
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:55,640
and I don't see any chronic
lava with extra ginkgo biloba.
329
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,200
I don't think we carry that one.
330
00:16:57,870 --> 00:17:00,470
Too bad,too bad.
331
00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:02,680
So.
332
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,680
lee,huh?
333
00:17:05,530 --> 00:17:06,880
I'm looking for a wing man.
334
00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:09,100
What time you get off tonight?
335
00:17:09,150 --> 00:17:13,530
I'm off at 11:00,but I have a
rage-a-holics meeting at 11:30.
336
00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:18,580
It's not much time,but it does give us a
half hour to get drunk in the parking lot.
337
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:24,780
Ok,lee,I'm gonna walk that way,
and I don't want you to follow me.
338
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,360
Ah,milk.
339
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,850
Remember me?
340
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,680
Excuse me.
341
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,730
Wife sent you out for milk,too?
342
00:17:42,850 --> 00:17:43,850
No.
343
00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:46,090
I'm getting it for myself.
344
00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:50,510
I'm also getting this low-fat
cottage cheese,which I love.
345
00:17:51,130 --> 00:17:53,010
Wanna go to a tranny bar?
346
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:03,900
It's a freezing tuesday night in philadelphia.
347
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:06,290
The time is 10:02.
348
00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:08,270
10:02?
349
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:10,570
What,is time moving backwards?
350
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,520
* I'll be gone *
351
00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:15,920
* I'm all out of love *
352
00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:18,280
* I'm so lost without you *
353
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:22,590
* I know you were right believing for so long *
354
00:18:22,610 --> 00:18:27,100
* I'm all out of love what am I without you? *
355
00:18:27,130 --> 00:18:35,010
* I can't be too late to
say that I was so wrong *
356
00:18:45,050 --> 00:18:46,580
crazy.
357
00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:27,610
City and listing.
358
00:19:27,690 --> 00:19:31,020
Uh,in cheltenham,for a joy stark.
359
00:19:34,450 --> 00:19:36,910
Sorry,sir,that number is not listed.
360
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:38,610
What are you talking about?
361
00:19:38,690 --> 00:19:40,250
That's my wife.
362
00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:43,220
I'm sorry,it's at the customer's request.
363
00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:47,360
Are you telling me that my own wife
doesn't want me to have her phone number?
364
00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:49,700
I don't know,sir.
365
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:02,480
What's going on?What's happening?
366
00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:07,970
Well,what's happening is,after consuming
6 trays of miniature burgers
367
00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:15,160
and several liters of energy beverages as
well as spoonfuls of pineapple cottage cheese
368
00:20:15,250 --> 00:20:19,240
that I later discovered was severely expired,
369
00:20:19,270 --> 00:20:22,610
I-I fell asleep in the car.
370
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:23,790
And I haven't looked,
371
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:25,940
but I'm pretty sure that my toes broke off
372
00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:29,050
and are rolling around in my shoes like dice.
373
00:20:30,590 --> 00:20:31,790
Anyway.
374
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:38,200
I realized something,that I'm not cut
out for this second marriage stuff.
375
00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:43,950
I was a fool to think that
I could improve on what we had.
376
00:20:46,350 --> 00:20:48,210
You ok?
377
00:20:50,210 --> 00:20:52,650
Sorry,I thought i was going to throw up again.
378
00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:57,520
Anyway,I figured out,
379
00:20:57,580 --> 00:21:02,360
left to my own devices,
I would be dead within days.
380
00:21:02,410 --> 00:21:04,200
So,please,joy.
381
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:07,130
I want our first marriage back.
382
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,370
I remembered to get your milk.
383
00:21:14,130 --> 00:21:15,860
This is eggnog.
384
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,930
I'll be right back.
385
00:21:21,940 --> 00:21:26,330
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