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'Til death is filmed in front of a live studio audience.
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Hey,I'm headed into the kitchen.Want me to grab that?
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No.I'm holding onto the wine until they see that I brought it.
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What are you eating?
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Turkey and pastrami on rye.
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I didn't see that anywhere.
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I got it out of the fridge.
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Are you a sociopath?
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You're at a birthday party.
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You eat the food that they serve.
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Joy.
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look at this.
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and look at me.
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They're lucky I'm not eating the guests.
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Do you guys mind writing down
your favorite anecdote about steph?
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Well,I did walk in on her in the bathroom earlier,
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but that one's not for sharing.
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Here.Give me the card.
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"This is gay."
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There's gay people here.
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Here.
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It was expensive.
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Are you eating my lunch for tomorrow?
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No.I brought this with me.
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Hey,hon.
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Deb and mindy have to go.
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It's jell-o shot night at goose mcgill'S.
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Hey,I bet bill cosby could have used a few jell-o
shots when he was filming those commercials.
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Now,kids,you got to tell your dad to get a job
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so you don't have to act to pay the rent.
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Jeff,is it ok if we bring the cake out now?
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We don't want to miss her blowing out her candles.
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All 25 of them!
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Oh,my god. You are so old!
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Remember your 21st birthday when those navy S.E.A.L.S
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snuck us back into their barracks?
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Here.
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Uh,thank yoU.
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Um,so--so it--it's kind of early for cake,isn't it?
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I mean,I thought that joy and I would be long-gone by then,huh?
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Listen.
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you're not going to sing that happy birthday thing,are you?
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Yeah.
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Why,what's wrong?
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You'll see.
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you
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happy birthday,dear stephanie eee
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happy birthday to you
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and many more!
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That was a fun party,huh?
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Yeah.
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Most of it.
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Want to have a little more fun?
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I do like fun.
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Darling,you
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send me darling,
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you send me honest,
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you do honest,you do--
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honest,you do whoa--
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you know what? You know what?
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Let's talk,huh?
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Dirty talk?
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Dirty talk,clean talk.
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Something without a melody.
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What's going on?
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Honey.
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there's this thing that you do,often in public.
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it's your singing.
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My singing?
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You think my singing is bad?
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No,it's spectacular.
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Inappropriately so.
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You see,honey,you're an over-singer.
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Society has set a certain level of singing oh.
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Which is right about here,ok?
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You?
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You sing,you're,like,all up in here.
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This is your singing.
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It's like you swallowed mariah carey,all right?
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Take tonight,for example.
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Everyone sang happy birthday in nice,inside voices.
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You sang it like you were auditioning for wicked.
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Listen,I have a big,powerful,beautiful voice.
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I think my singing was the highlight of that party.
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I did a freakin' key change!
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People love that!
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Ok.Again,people in the audience at wicked.
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You know,for a straight guy,
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you're throwing a lot of wicked references around.
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All righ I am just trying to spare you
from embarrassing yourself in the future.
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Are you worried about me embarrassing me,or me embarrassing you?
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Must they be mutually exclusive?
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Boy,you actively don't want sex tonight.
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And you know what?
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I do have to say that's another thing.
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When you're trying to seduce a man--
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when I am trying to seduce a man?
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Eddie,when my earrings hit the dresser,you're oiled up from head to toe.
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When you're trying to seduce a man with song,
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you don't just belt it out.
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You do it soft,kittenish.
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You understand? Like a kitten.
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I understand what kittenish means,yes.
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Do you?
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You're a moron.
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Well,at least I don't scat the star spangled
banner at high school basketball games.
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And the home of the
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Ok.
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Thanks for a great night.
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Actually,you know what,honey?
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It's,uh-- it's not over yet.
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I saved the best.
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for last.
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Oh,my god!
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See,I know how much you've been wanting that watch.
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And now it's yours.
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Oh,I love you.
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I love you.I love you.Mwah!
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I should punch you right in your fat mouth.
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Fat mouth,you're funny.
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Come on,campgirl.
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Let's get you some birthday sex.
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Jeff,you knew that I wanted this
watch as a gift for when I finish my thesis.
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Right.Yeah.Yeah,I know.
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I just thought I'd give it to you early,since--
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since you don't think I'm ever going to get my master's
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'cause you don't believe in me and you never did.
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I swear to god,since day one,
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you've been all up in my grill just 'cause I'm not done yet.
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Look,I'm sorry,jeff.
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I'm not you.
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I'm not such a good speller I got to meet the president.
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Do you have any idea what writing a thesis involves?
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Well,after observing you for the past year,
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I'm going to go with waking up at 11:00,
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eating cocoa krispies,
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and watching old episodes of dallas on soapnet.
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You think I'm not working every day on this thing?
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Here.
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- Test me.
- Oh,come on,steph.
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Do it! Ask me anything about the french revolution.
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All right.Ok.
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when is bastille day?
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Ok.
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it's also my mom's birthday.
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It's also 10 days after july 4.
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July 14! I knew that!
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I am finishing my thesis!
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And you can take back your slap-in-the-face watch
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and the girly box it came in until I do!
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Ok.Fine.You know what?
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I'll do this.
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I'll hold onto it until you finish.You know?
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Maybe I'll even fly over in a
jetpack,and then I'll give it to you,
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'cause that's how long in the future it's going to be.
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They're actually--
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they're actually going to have
jetpacks in the future when they do that.
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You see--I hate when it sticks to itself!
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Um,why are deb and mindy sleeping on our couch?
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They drank too much at goose mcgill'S.
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The bartender found my birthday
invitation on them and sent 'em here in a cab.
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Ok.
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So my best friend from magic camp
can't stay here for a long weekend,
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but we just roll out the red carpet for easy and easier?
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I can't believe you got her that watch.
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Divorced at 21,right?
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That's a big surprise.
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What are you doing,honey?
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Working on my thesis.
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Yeah,suck on that.
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Well,honey,that is great.
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Yeah.
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I just banged out 20 pages on the
social burdens caused by huge war debt,
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made worse by the monarchy's military
failures and general ineptitude.
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My girl's wicked smart!
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If I could just barf,I'd feel so much better.
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Oh,honey!
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I am so proud of you!
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And you know what?
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I know you were mad at me for getting you that watch,
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but if that's what it took to light a
fire under you,then I am not sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Good morning.
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The best part of waking up is folger's in your cup
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ok.Obviously,this isn't over.
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Listen,joy,what I said last night about your singing--
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it was not a negative.
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It was a positive,constructive thing.
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Think of me as your mirror.
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Now,you don't get angry at your mirror when you
look at it in the morning and you see a blemish.
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So just check with me before leaving the house every day,
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and you'll be good to go.
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So,you're going to be my mirror?
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Maybe I should be your mirror.
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If I needed a mirror,my love,you would be it.
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Oh,I think you need one.
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Oh,really?
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How's that?
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Well,you do a lot of embarrassing stuff,too,you know.
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I mean,you tell those corny jokes.
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What corny jokes?
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How about when we're on a curb,and a limo pulls up.You say.
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there's my ridE.
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Or when we're walking down the street and
someone is approaching with flowers,you say.
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you shouldn't have.
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Yeah.It's pretty brutal.
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Is it? Ok.Well,I'll take that under advisement.
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Thank you.
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You're very welcome.
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And you know what?
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Since we're helping each other out.
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yes?
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Let's talk about mount inappropriate.
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Ok.What about it?
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Well,I've noticed that it's hard for
people to focus when having a conversation with you,
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what with the 2 bald-headed gentlemen
struggling to get out of your shirt.
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Ok.
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Can't really control what god gave me,now,can I?
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No,you can'T.
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But you could always use the
buttons that come with the clothing.
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Let's talk about your celebrity impressions.
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Careful,joy.
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I mean,I don't think that anybody really wants to hear
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how ricky ricardo would read off of a menu,
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especially in a french restaurant.
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It doesn't make any sense.
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Joy.
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- Now,I have some esplainin' to do!
- Oh,here it comes!
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Yeah,here it comes because people love my impressions.
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My impressions are dead on!
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Maybe that's because everyone they're of is dead.
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Bill cosby and al pacino are very much alive.
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You don't think your impressions are annoying?
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Ask anyone.They will tell you.
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Oh,I will ask anybody.
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And they will tell you that your singing
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and your back-up singers are out of control!
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I just need you to tell my wife that the world is
horrified by her singing and ginormous cleavage.
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I think you need to tell eddie that his jokes and his
impressions weren't even funny when they were on laugh-in.
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Come on.
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you're looking at her breasts,aren't you?
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This is exactly what I'm talking about.
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Look,if you guys want to know the truth,
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I've seen some eye-rolling about both of you.
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What? Steph,come on.That's not true.
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Yeah,it is.
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You're both ridiculous.
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So is that how all of you feel?
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Deb?
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Mindy?
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Oh,are you that freaky happy birthday singing chick?
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Perhaps.
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What about this?
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Inappropriate?
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It's a bit much.
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For my taste.
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And she stripped to pay for her junior year abroad.
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Oh,my god.
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But-- but you laughed at my bill cosby impression.
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I didn't know that was bill cosby.
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I thought that was your weird way of hitting on me,
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and I laughed 'cause I thought it was funny that you were hitting on me.
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'Cause you're so old.
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Thank you for your candor.
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Ok.This is good.
266
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We're very dignified.
267
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It's the new us.
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No more singing.
269
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No more impressions.
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We will honor the teaching career of
herb wallach without being sideshow freaks.
271
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Well,I still have that height thing,
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but other than that.
273
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hey,guys!
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How are you guys doing?
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Great.
276
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We've eliminated music,fun,and breasts from our lives.
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Hey,honey,do you happen to know what time it is?
278
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I know it's time to celebrate,
279
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'cause I finished my master's thesis!
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What up,new watch!
281
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I don't want to interrupt anyone's fun.
282
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I just want to say thank you for this lovely party,
283
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and especially for the last 40 years.
284
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Teaching has been my joy.
285
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Of course,if I never see a red pen again,it's ok with me.
286
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No,I'm just kidding.
287
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I've got no beef with red pens.
288
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Anyway,thank you.
289
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Thank you all very much.
290
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You know,my husband used to apologize to me
291
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because he was just a teacher
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and couldn't afford to give me the
things he thought I might have wanted.
293
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But,herb,I want to tell you,I wouldn't change a thing.
294
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Brandon,hit it.
295
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Now,I've had the time of my life no,
296
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I never felt this way before yes,
297
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I swear it's the truth
298
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and I owe it all to you 'cause I've had the time of my life
299
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and I--
300
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Oh,honey,I think I forgot the words.
301
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Brandon,you just keep on playing.
302
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I'll get it.
303
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Get up there.
304
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What?
305
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She needs help.
306
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Go ahead.Get up there.
307
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I can'T.People will think that I am ridiculous.
308
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Well,let 'em,'cause you know what?
309
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I was wrong.
310
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I never should have opened up my big mouth.
311
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If I had,you'd still be a bubbly,happy person,
312
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instead of this beaten-down,lifeless dullard.
313
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Now,go ahead.
314
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Get up there and embarrass me,yourself,
315
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and everyone else in this joint.
316
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Because that's the woman I married.
317
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I'll just help her a little.
318
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Ahh,that a girl.
319
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Wait,wait,wait.
320
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Nobody puts these babies in a corner.
321
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One thing I can't get enough of
322
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So I'll tell you something this could be love
323
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because I've had the time of my life no,
324
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I never felt this way before never felt this way!
325
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It's the truth and I owe it all to you with my body and soul
326
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I want you more than you'll ever know
327
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so we'll just let it go
328
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don't be afraid to lose control ladies and gentlemen,
329
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mr.Louis armstrong!
330
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Just remember You're the one thing I can't get enough of
331
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- so I'll tell you something
- oh,what is it,baby?
332
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This could be love it could.
333
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Because I've had the time of my life
334
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and though I never felt this way before never felt this way Oh,
335
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it's true it's the truth yeah,baby.
336
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And i owe it all to you 'cause I oh,yeah I've had yes,
337
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I had the time of my life time of my life!
338
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ladies and gentlemen**
339
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**
340
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Uh,no,no--
341
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it's time for me,darling,to do a number.
342
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You are the cat who did that to me babe
343
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I'm so proud that you got your master'S.
344
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My baby is a master!
345
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Master of the universe!
346
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Grand master flash!
347
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It is my honor to serve you,master!
348
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It's from I dream of jeannie.
349
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Yeah.
350
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I dream of you never doing that again.
351
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You're going to go out and you're going to be a teacher.
352
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Oh,it's going to be great!
353
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I can't teach with just a master'S.
354
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You need a ph.D.Nowadays.
355
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So,you're going to go for a ph.D.?
356
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No way!
357
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Those are really hard.
358
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So,why did you get a master's,exactly?
359
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Well,academic advancement.
360
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Personal fulfillment.
361
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I am so angry right now.
362
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Are you ready,grandpa?
363
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Uh,give me a "c," a bouncy "C."
364
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Oh,eddie,you shouldn't have!
365
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,960
There you go,lily.
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