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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,523 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 2 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,625 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 3 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:17,627 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 4 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:19,296 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 5 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,931 ♪ where the kisses are Hers and hers and his ♪ 6 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:24,201 ♪ three's company too ♪ 7 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:26,203 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 8 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:28,205 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 9 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:31,041 - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 10 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:34,144 ♪ we've a lovable space That needs your face ♪ 11 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:37,047 ♪ three's company too ♪ 12 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,916 ♪ you'll see that Life is a ball again ♪ 13 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:43,352 ♪ laughter is calling for you ♪ 14 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:46,456 - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 15 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,147 ♪ three's company too ♪ 16 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:11,448 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 17 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:13,204 ♪ three's company too. ♪ 18 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:17,954 - hi, janet. - oh hi, chrissy. 19 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:20,535 How was your luncheon Date? Did you enjoy the marina? 20 00:01:20,559 --> 00:01:21,591 It was so beautiful. 21 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:24,494 Tom showed me his new boat. He's Gonna take me sailing next week. 22 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:26,696 Wow! What kind of Boat does he have? 23 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,487 A blue one. 24 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:33,203 No, chrissy, come on. I Mean, what type of boat? 25 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:36,861 Oh I don't know. All he Said was that it sleeps two. 26 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:40,109 - janet, chrissy? - mm-hmm? 27 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:42,545 - oh wait till you hear What happened. - what? 28 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:45,482 You know that girl in my school I've been trying to get next to? 29 00:01:45,506 --> 00:01:48,251 You've been trying to get next To every girl in your school. 30 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:50,520 This is debbie. She is The most delicious thing 31 00:01:50,544 --> 00:01:52,522 In my entire cooking class. 32 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:55,525 Well, what competition has She got... A plucked chicken? 33 00:02:00,887 --> 00:02:03,988 Oh my, it looks like Maybe we hit a nerve. 34 00:02:05,192 --> 00:02:06,903 - jack? - yeah? 35 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:08,805 It sound like you Kind of like this girl. 36 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:11,574 - oh you bet I do. And guess what! - janet: what? 37 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:14,744 She's coming over here. We're Gonna put our lasagnas together. 38 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:17,514 That sound like fun. 39 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:20,417 Chrissy, it's a class project. We're gonna make a lasagna. 40 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:23,620 We're making the sauce over Here and the pasta at debbie's place. 41 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:25,755 Oh why don't you make Everything over here? 42 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:28,958 Because that way, I'd never Get into debbie's apartment. 43 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:33,530 - oh I see. - she happens to be A great cook, janet. 44 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:36,234 - janet: mm-hmm. - no one can touch Her pasta. 45 00:02:38,425 --> 00:02:41,705 I'm sure you'll try. 46 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:44,874 You got it all wrong. This Debbie... She's different. 47 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:48,911 She's pure, wholesome, And virtuous. 48 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:51,113 Whatever happened To girls like that? 49 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:54,050 They all went out With guys like you. 50 00:02:54,074 --> 00:02:56,219 That's cute, janet. That's real cute. 51 00:02:56,243 --> 00:02:59,021 Hey, jack, wait a minute. We're just kidding you, okay? 52 00:02:59,045 --> 00:03:01,090 Do you know that every Guy in school has tried, 53 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:03,626 - but they've only gotten As far as the front door. - yeah? 54 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:07,731 - I am the first one She's ever invited inside. - janet: ooh. 55 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:09,198 I gotta get this place ready. 56 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:11,368 Debbie's gonna be here In less than an hour. 57 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:13,169 - okay. Yeah. - I can't wait To meet her. 58 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,638 Are you kidding? No way! You two have got to be gone 59 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:17,607 - when she gets here. - why? 60 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:20,309 Janet, weren't you listening To what I said in there? 61 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:23,079 Debbie would not understand The three of us living together. 62 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:25,382 She's an old-fashioned girl. 63 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:27,484 No, jack, come on. 64 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:29,952 The last time you went out With an old-fashioned girl, 65 00:03:29,976 --> 00:03:32,689 We had to stay at the regal Beagle till you modernized her. 66 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:36,158 This is different. This is rea... 67 00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:38,060 Okay, look, 68 00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:40,229 - I'm so happy you've Understood me. - what? No! 69 00:03:40,253 --> 00:03:43,032 If she sees you here, there Goes everything. You've got to go. 70 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,801 Jack, come on! 71 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,692 - hi, jack! - debbie! 72 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:49,839 It's debbie. You Gotta get outta here. 73 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:52,274 - come on, janet, Let's go. - no! 74 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:54,744 - what's going on! - in the bedroom. Get in there! 75 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:57,680 I'll keep her in the kitchen while You two sneak out the front door. 76 00:03:57,704 --> 00:03:59,682 We have to be allowed To come back here. 77 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:00,712 We have dates tonight. 78 00:04:00,736 --> 00:04:02,752 All right, I promise. I'll be out in an hour. 79 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,587 - one hour? 60 minutes, jack. - one hour. 80 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:06,511 - 60 minutes! - just get... 81 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:09,848 Hi, debbie. Enter. 82 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:14,497 I just wanted to tidy up The place before you came in. 83 00:04:14,521 --> 00:04:17,534 It's my fault. I'm early. There Was hardly any traffic out there. 84 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:21,170 - well, there was Plenty in here. - gee, what a cute place! 85 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:23,406 - is this the bedroom? - yeah... No debbie, yeah! 86 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,442 But you don't want To see that right now. 87 00:04:25,466 --> 00:04:28,666 Right now, we're going Into the kitchen! Here we go! 88 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:33,171 - will I get to see The bedroom later? - I'm counting on it. 89 00:04:35,242 --> 00:04:38,154 The refrigerator. We have a Sink over here. Here's our stove. 90 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:41,858 - it's a kitchen, all right. - and right here's the pot We'll cook the sauce in. 91 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,393 - ow! - oh! 92 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:47,285 I'm sorry. Let me kiss It and make it better. 93 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,734 Mm. There. Does That feel better? 94 00:04:50,758 --> 00:04:53,370 It worked. The pain is gone! 95 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:55,071 Your kiss actually cured it. 96 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:57,696 Feel free to hurt Any part of you. 97 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:03,968 Come on, chrissy, we have To get out of here! Come on! 98 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,919 - reverend snow. - daddy, what are you Doing here? 99 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:13,456 - I thought I'd surprise you. - we're surprised all right. 100 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,825 - how are you both? - we're just fine, thank you. 101 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,326 What are you doing here? 102 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:20,663 I was invited to deliver a Sermon at the methodist church. 103 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:25,123 - both: shh! - what's wrong? Someone Doesn't like methodists? 104 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,170 No, sir, it's jack. 105 00:05:28,194 --> 00:05:30,072 He's doing a project With this girl. 106 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:32,416 Yeah, there in the Kitchen right now making it. 107 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:38,281 Chrissy? 108 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:40,750 Well, the tomatoes are Peeled. What do we do next? 109 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,519 Well, nothing till The water boils. 110 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:45,822 Why don't we take a tomato Break in the other room? 111 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:49,058 - you see, daddy? - yes, I understand Perfectly now. 112 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,895 So let's go down to the regal Beagle for a little while, okay? 113 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:53,730 Good idea. 114 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:56,399 - after you, ladies. - thank you. 115 00:05:56,423 --> 00:05:58,835 - I figure it will be About five minutes. - who's that? 116 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,837 Reverend snow. 117 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,473 - hello, jack. - hello. 118 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:05,809 - hello, young lady. - oh uh, reverend... 119 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:08,745 You must be here About the choir practice. 120 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:11,380 - choir practice? - yeah, I sing bass. 121 00:06:11,404 --> 00:06:14,116 ♪ bom bom bom bom bom... ♪ 122 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:16,920 - the girls already Explained to me. - the girls. The girls. 123 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:18,688 The girls... They Need sopranos too. 124 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:21,358 ♪ she bop she bop bop Bop da dee bop ah oh ah ♪ 125 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:25,228 - jack, aren't you Going to introduce me? - hmm? Oh sure. 126 00:06:25,252 --> 00:06:28,030 Reverend snow, this is Debbie... The other way... 127 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:30,133 - it's nice to meet you. - it's my pleasure. 128 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:32,301 - I'm sorry you have To leave, reverend. - leave? 129 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:34,137 - yeah. - oh yes. 130 00:06:34,161 --> 00:06:36,138 Listen, I promise You by next sunday 131 00:06:36,162 --> 00:06:39,308 I'll have "Bringing in the Sheaves" down perfectly. 132 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:42,178 - was that Suitcase here before? - huh? What suitcase? 133 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:44,881 Oh uh... This suitcase. Oh yeah. 134 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,449 Uh right. Excuse Me for one second. 135 00:06:47,473 --> 00:06:50,920 Uh reverend, here are the Old clothes I promised you. 136 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:56,981 Be sure they go to Some needy family. 137 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,799 Jack, this is very Charitable of you. 138 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,935 Well, as I always say, you've Gotta spread it around. 139 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:08,459 And you certainly Know how to do that. 140 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:14,010 Oh and the best of Luck with your lasagna. 141 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:15,634 Thank you, reverend. Bye-bye. 142 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:20,416 How did he know About the lasagna? 143 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,486 Did uh... Oh... Well, uh... 144 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:26,344 He has his sources. 145 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:34,430 Well, it certainly was nice of you Young ladies to treat me to lunch. 146 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:37,366 Oh that's okay. It comes Out of our petty cash fund. 147 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:40,124 - petty cash fund? - yeah, our weekly paychecks. 148 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:44,541 Debbie: jack, I gotta go Home and start the pasta. 149 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:46,676 She's still here. 150 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:49,412 Debbie, what's your hurry? 151 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:52,181 Listen, why don't we just... 152 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:54,017 Why don't we just Sit down on the couch 153 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:56,085 And relax a little bit, okay? 154 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:57,954 - maybe just for minute. - we need to. 155 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,623 - we've been working Hard. Come on. - jack? 156 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:03,359 - yeah. - how come you live all alone In a big place like this? 157 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:05,461 Well, because I Like it this way. 158 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:09,899 When you live with somebody Else, they just become nuisances. 159 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:14,593 And so... This way, We can be alone. 160 00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:18,174 Just the two of Us, jack and debbie. 161 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:21,510 Sort of like "Womeo" and juliet. 162 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:23,880 Jack, shouldn't we be cooking? 163 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:25,737 That's what I say. 164 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,843 Debbie... 165 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:40,429 Your hands are so soft. 166 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:43,088 Thank you, jack. That's Very sweet of you. 167 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:01,651 I just remembered Something, debbie. 168 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:04,954 We forgot to put Garlic in our sauce. 169 00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:07,289 - jack, we did put Garlic in the sauce. - we did? 170 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:09,358 - yeah. - oh silly me! I'm under pressure. 171 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,560 Okay, debbie, do this For me, would you? 172 00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:15,698 I think you should go home. You have To start cooking the pasta right now. 173 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,967 - jack, are you trying To get rid of me? - me? 174 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:21,403 Oh no, are you kidding? No, it's just That if you start cooking... Excuse me... 175 00:09:21,427 --> 00:09:23,239 If you start cooking The pasta right now, 176 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:26,375 By the time I get there, it'll be Nice and chrissy... Uh, crispy, okay. 177 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:28,867 I'll see you later, debbie. Bye-bye. Don't be a stranger. 178 00:09:30,837 --> 00:09:32,648 What are you doing here? 179 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:35,017 Us? What are we doing here? What are you doing here? 180 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:36,718 You told us she'd Be out in an hour. 181 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:38,855 Can I help it if debbie Doesn't work fast? 182 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,389 Well, you certainly do. 183 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,658 I'm so sorry about this, daddy. 184 00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:44,749 Well, that's all right. I'm used to kneeling. 185 00:09:46,552 --> 00:09:49,198 This is a real nice Thing to do to a guy... 186 00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:51,334 Hide behind a couch When he's with a girl. 187 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:54,671 You know how roommates Are, they're such big nuisances. 188 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:58,041 Girls, I think jack behaved Like a perfect gentleman. 189 00:09:58,065 --> 00:10:00,209 It's refreshing to see a Young man who's happy 190 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,912 Just to hold a young Lady's hand on the first date. 191 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,296 Thank you, reverend. 192 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:08,985 Even if it was my hand. 193 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:12,655 Chrissy, I only hope that you're Going out with young men like jack. 194 00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:14,323 I sure am. 195 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:17,347 The guys I go out with, I Always have to hold their hands. 196 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,535 Debbie? Hey, deb, Where's my socks? 197 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:29,806 Yeah, I can't find my shirt. 198 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,808 Will you hurry up And get out of here? 199 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,810 Jack's gonna be here any minute! 200 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,112 Deb, why don't you just Tell the guy the truth? 201 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:39,381 - tell him that the three of us Are living together. - yeah. 202 00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:42,218 Are you kidding? He's The last one I'd tell. 203 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:45,743 He's very old-fashioned, Even sings in a church choir. 204 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:51,060 What I can tell you? You don't Find many guys like that still around. 205 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,828 - no. - I'll say. 206 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,555 He's pure, he's clean living... 207 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,325 And he's early! 208 00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:12,681 Jack: debbie? Debbie, come on. 209 00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:16,485 Just a minute, jack. I don't want You to see me without my makeup. 210 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:19,383 Quick. Go in the bedroom! He can't find you here! 211 00:11:19,407 --> 00:11:20,089 All right. 212 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,879 hurry up, debbie. This pot is heavy. 213 00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:25,661 - de... - hi, jack! 214 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,431 Oh hi. Gee, I'm glad You made me wait. 215 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:30,533 - you look prettier. - thank you. 216 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:33,135 - debbie? I can't hold This pot much longer. - yeah? 217 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:35,137 - oh! - I'll put it In the kitchen. 218 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:38,429 No, no, no, it's This way... Yes. 219 00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:42,044 Sorry. 220 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:44,313 Just put it on the stove There next to the pasta. 221 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:46,615 Ah, it feels good to Set this thing down. 222 00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,650 - my fingers. - what's wrong? 223 00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:50,052 I can't straighten them out. 224 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:51,653 It's from carrying that pot. 225 00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:53,622 Here let me massage Them for you. 226 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:56,058 Oh yeah, that feels so good... 227 00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:59,061 Just keep doing that, debbie. Just a little higher, though. 228 00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:01,619 Oh yeah, just a little higher. 229 00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:05,301 A little higher... 230 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,369 How far did you Want me go to go? 231 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,638 I'll let you know When you get there. 232 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:12,208 - cook, jack, cook! - okay. 233 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,643 Oh you got a nice Kitchen in here. 234 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,601 This is... 235 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:22,184 - whose shirt is this? - whose shirt?! Uh... 236 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:26,822 Oh that's just an old Shirt my brother gave me. 237 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:30,459 - I uh... I use it For an apron. - oh. 238 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:33,562 And excuse me, but What about these socks? 239 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,998 Oh yes, those are My brother's too. 240 00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:38,789 I-I use them as potholders. 241 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,939 Well, where does your Brother buy his clothes? 242 00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:47,243 - in the house ware's Department? - come on, jack. 243 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,512 We really have to Finish this lasagna. 244 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:52,381 - oh debbie, this pasta Looks so nice. - thank you. 245 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:55,451 - debbie, Debbie... My hand. - I'm sorry. 246 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,620 - I'm sor... - that's all right. The pot's heavy. 247 00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,455 - let me do that. - sure. 248 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:02,858 - no, it's not hot. It's just heavy. - oh. 249 00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:05,594 This pasta's so neat. You know What we should have done? 250 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,464 We should have made two. That Way we could keep one for ourselves 251 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,278 And turn the other One in for our class... 252 00:13:10,302 --> 00:13:11,333 What are you waving at? 253 00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:13,724 What? Oh... There's A fly in here. 254 00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:17,072 - where? I don't see it. - wait, wait. 255 00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:19,664 Yes, he is right there. 256 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:24,580 - dead. - that's a great shot, Debbie. 257 00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,470 Didn't even leave A mark or anything. 258 00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:29,485 This apron's ready For the laundry. 259 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,986 I'll just toss it In the next room. 260 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,910 Hang on. As long as You're gonna wash it... 261 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:43,332 The more I wipe, the More it gets on my hand. 262 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,089 Here you go. Thanks, deb. 263 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,058 Yeah, that'll do. 264 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:59,281 Debbie, now if this Doesn't give us an "A," 265 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:02,585 I'm gonna carry your Pies home for a week. 266 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,253 What was that? 267 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,077 - what was what? - that noise. 268 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,197 Did it sound like this? 269 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:18,134 - yeah. - that's just mrs. Wilson's Refrigerator upstairs. 270 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,624 Oh... 271 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:25,708 Well, we might as well Make ourselves comfortable. 272 00:14:25,732 --> 00:14:28,010 We've got a couple Of hours while it bakes. 273 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:31,280 Uh-huh. So what do we Do for two hours, debbie? 274 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:34,583 Well, I don't know. Did you have any ideas? 275 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,652 Well, you know what they say, 276 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,655 "There's nothin' like lovin' When something's in the oven." 277 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:44,894 - excuse me. - what's wrong? 278 00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,729 This is a man's shoe. 279 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,764 Yeah, that's also my brother's. 280 00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,868 I use it as a nutcracker. 281 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,794 - nut? - yes... Just one. 282 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,414 Both: do you mind? 283 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:07,449 Come on, we have to Get the place cleaned up 284 00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:09,352 Before our dates get here. 285 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:12,088 It would help if you could Do some of the vacuuming. 286 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:15,691 Oh come on, chrissy. I'm Entitled to a little rest. 287 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:18,261 I've been working all Day over a hot dish. 288 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,051 Yeah, debbie. 289 00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:24,633 What's the hurry? They're only Gonna take you roller-skating. 290 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,436 Yes, jack, but we don't Want to keep them waiting. 291 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,538 When you take a girl Out and you go to get her, 292 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,507 Don't you like it if she's Dressed and ready? 293 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:34,032 No, just ready. 294 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,881 Good, I'm glad you're all here. 295 00:15:39,905 --> 00:15:42,918 I'm writing this sermon For tomorrow's service. 296 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,775 Would you all care to hear it? 297 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:48,579 Good. 298 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,928 "Since the dawn of time, 299 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:56,765 Man has contemplated the Difference between good and evil. 300 00:15:56,789 --> 00:16:00,035 is there a truly Good man among us? 301 00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:02,238 Is there a truly Evil man among us 302 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:06,609 Or do these concepts only Exists because we are men?" 303 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,611 Excuse me, I'm real sorry, But I just remembered 304 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,981 I have to bake a cake. 305 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:14,672 Right now? 306 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,776 Reverend, it's an Angel food cake. 307 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,494 Well, you girls Can still listen. 308 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:28,531 Daddy, we have to clean up The place. Our dates are coming. 309 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:31,767 You go right ahead. I can Talk while you're working. 310 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,769 Now where was I? 311 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,571 I'll just start all over again. 312 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,806 "Since the dawn of time, 313 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:41,810 Man has contemplated the Difference between good and evil. 314 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,335 Is there a truly... 315 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:57,081 Of patience, tolerance, And understanding!" 316 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,453 - daddy, are you all right? - I'm fine! 317 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,336 I mean I'm fine. 318 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,761 I think I'll rehearse in the Bedroom and save my voice. 319 00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:19,637 I guess this sunday's congregation Must be hard of hearing. 320 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,986 Hi. 321 00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:27,323 I'm afraid I must have The wrong apartment. 322 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,325 I'm looking for jack tripper. 323 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,382 Oh come on in. 324 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,531 - hi. - jack lives here. Who are you? 325 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,334 - I'm debbie. - debbie? 326 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,136 That's right. Who are you? 327 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,761 Who am I? I'm janet. 328 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,464 Ahem, jack's maid. 329 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,114 And who are you? 330 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:57,075 Chrissy... Her maid. 331 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,859 Huh? 332 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:06,595 She... What she Means to say is... 333 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,619 That she's the Assistant maid here. 334 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:13,724 - jack has two maids? - he's very dirty. 335 00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:16,705 Jack: janet? 336 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:20,364 Have you seen My vanilla extra... 337 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,967 Jack? 338 00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:29,117 Oh debbie, hi. 339 00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:30,986 What are you doing here? 340 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,088 Well, the lasagna Turned out so good, 341 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,257 I thought I'd bring Some by and surprise you 342 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:38,927 But it looks like I'm the One who got surprised. 343 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,062 Oh well, you mean... Uh... 344 00:18:41,086 --> 00:18:43,732 Chrissy and... Janet here. 345 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:46,535 - I can explain. - you don't have to, sir. 346 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,704 Chrissy and I have Already explained 347 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,874 That we're your Maids, mr. Tripper. 348 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,842 They're my maids. 349 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:57,212 - maids... Wonderful Workers they are. - thank you. 350 00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:59,815 Oh janet, look at this. You've Missed a spot right here. 351 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:04,074 - I beg your pardon, sir. - it's so hard to get Good help nowadays. 352 00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:08,813 Oh chrissy. Doorbell. 353 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,518 You've got two hands. Answer it. 354 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,242 I love it when They're independent. 355 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,738 Hi, we're here to pick Up janet and chrissy. 356 00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,940 Doug, phil! 357 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,776 Oh there you are. I didn't Know you were having company. 358 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,678 - you ready to go skating? - skating? 359 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:32,014 Oh jack, it's nice of you 360 00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:34,518 To let your maids get Picked up at the house. 361 00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,953 Well, it's the least I can do, you know? 362 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:41,111 I mean, the bench at The bus-stop is so small. 363 00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:46,595 Maids? Janet, you told me You worked in a flower shop. 364 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:49,565 Oh yes, I do work In a flower shop. 365 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:52,623 I just use this Job to get the dirt. 366 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:58,240 Now just a minute. Chrissy, you Never told me you were a maid. 367 00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,931 How could I? I just found Out about it a minute ago. 368 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,715 She kills me. Listen, maid janet, 369 00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:09,752 Why don't you and the other One take the rest of the day off? 370 00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:12,736 Oh thank you, boss tripper. That's very kind of you. 371 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,559 - what's this? - aren't you going To give us bus fare? 372 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,950 She kills me too. 373 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,054 Oh hello. 374 00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:29,505 You must be janet and chrissy's Dates. I'm reverend snow. 375 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:32,941 A reverend? Janet, I don't Know what you had in mind 376 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,910 But I just wanted To go roller-skating. 377 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,712 Oh no, it's okay. 378 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,448 No, you don't understand. This is my father. 379 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,639 The reverend's Daughter is your maid. 380 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:45,609 See, I'm an equal Opportunity employer. 381 00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:52,327 - maid? - janet's the maid. I'm just her assistant. 382 00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:55,263 You gotta be in the system Before you can be the real maid. 383 00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:57,900 You have to work your way. You just can't start at the... 384 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,935 Listen, I was Telling debbie here... 385 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:03,405 Help us out, rev. Don't Blow the whistle on me, okay? 386 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:06,875 Jack, don't you think it's time You told debbie the truth? 387 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:11,535 I'm sure she's the kind of girl Who would understand the truth. 388 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,786 Okay, debbie, 389 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,721 I should have told You this before, 390 00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:22,958 But those two poor Unfortunate girls 391 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,928 Worked for my uncle in his Mansion before the big fire. 392 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:29,832 Then I had to assume the Responsibility for the family 393 00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,700 - and give them a room... - excuse me. 394 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:34,169 Reverend, how long before Lightening strikes him? 395 00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,893 Soon. 396 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:39,007 Okay, debbie, this is the truth. 397 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:41,109 No kidding around, All right? Here it goes. 398 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:44,580 Chrissy and janet Are both orphans. 399 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:48,116 They're half-sisters and they Didn't know who their mother was... 400 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,018 - soon, jack! - okay, all right! 401 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:53,054 - they're my roommates! - your roommates? 402 00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:55,090 Your roommates? 403 00:21:55,114 --> 00:21:57,964 It's purely platonic. You've got to believe me. 404 00:21:57,988 --> 00:21:58,927 I believe you. 405 00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:02,598 - well, I don't. - neither do I. 406 00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:05,834 Janet, you never told us That you live with this guy. 407 00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:08,470 Well, it's all right. There's Nothing going on here. 408 00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:12,040 - sure, sure! - it's true! We're just friends. 409 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:13,876 That's it. Nothing else. 410 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:16,144 - oh yeah. - oh yeah. Excuse me. Janet, 411 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,479 - what? - come over here. 412 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:20,315 - chrissy... Pardon us. Look. - what? 413 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:23,685 As your friend, I just want to tell You you're wasting your breath. 414 00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:26,722 If these guys aren't Mature enough to think 415 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:29,525 That men and women can live Together without getting it on 416 00:22:29,549 --> 00:22:31,793 Then they're not Worth your time. 417 00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:34,663 Jack, I'm so glad You think like that! 418 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,821 - you are? - yeah, 'cause I live With two men. 419 00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:44,194 You what?! 420 00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:47,609 Jack, it's perfectly innocent! 421 00:22:47,633 --> 00:22:49,232 Oh don't kid me. 422 00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:53,782 It's impossible for men And women to live together 423 00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:56,051 Without you know, I mean, without... 424 00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:57,808 Oh really, jack? 425 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:03,458 Well, I mean, except of Course between us three. 426 00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:07,417 - really, jack? - and of course Between you three. 427 00:23:08,754 --> 00:23:11,533 Reverend, do you believe this? 428 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:14,469 - of course, I do. - you do? 429 00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:17,661 I also believe in the Parting of the red sea. 430 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:33,188 Debbie, I feel so much better Now that I've told you the truth. 431 00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:34,923 Oh me too, jack. 432 00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:37,158 I always think it's better To start a relationship 433 00:23:37,182 --> 00:23:39,427 With everything out in the Open where you can see it. 434 00:23:39,451 --> 00:23:42,330 Me too, debbie. Me too. 435 00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:44,700 Jack? Reverend? 436 00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:47,469 Oh yeah, reverend. Excuse me. 437 00:23:47,493 --> 00:23:51,962 Reverend, ahem, isn't there Something you have to do? 438 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,310 - to do? - jack: uh-huh, yeah. 439 00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:57,434 To do? Oh of course. 440 00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:00,482 Jack, you're so thoughtful. 441 00:24:00,506 --> 00:24:02,017 I knew you'd want to listen. 442 00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:06,822 "Since the dawn of time, 443 00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:09,658 Man has contemplated the Difference between good and evil. 444 00:24:09,682 --> 00:24:12,393 Is there a truly Good man among us? 445 00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:15,252 Is there a truly..." 446 00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:53,268 Ritter's voice: three's Company was videotaped 447 00:24:53,292 --> 00:24:55,225 in front of a studio audience. 35564

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