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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:37,066 --> 00:02:41,146 Help! Me house is on fire! Me house is on fire! 2 00:02:45,783 --> 00:02:47,740 Call the fire brigade! 3 00:02:56,585 --> 00:02:58,080 Fill them up! 4 00:02:58,754 --> 00:03:00,332 Pass the bucket! 5 00:03:00,589 --> 00:03:03,626 There must be another way of doing the credits! 6 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,129 That"s right! 7 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:09,715 Every time they make a Robin Hood movie, they burn our village down. 8 00:03:20,151 --> 00:03:23,685 Leave us alone, Mel Brooks! 9 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:30,862 Yo! Check it out Prince John and the Sheriff 10 00:03:31,203 --> 00:03:32,448 They was running the show 11 00:03:32,705 --> 00:03:34,781 Raising the taxes "Cause they needed the dough 12 00:03:35,041 --> 00:03:37,033 A reign of terror Took over the land 13 00:03:37,293 --> 00:03:40,377 They was shaking down the people Just to beat the band 14 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:41,418 Hey! 15 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:43,465 -I said Hey! -Hey! 16 00:03:44,383 --> 00:03:47,384 -I said Hey! -Hey nonny nonny and a ho ho ho 17 00:03:51,974 --> 00:03:53,967 The people were unhappy Morale was low 18 00:03:54,352 --> 00:03:56,428 They had no place to turn to There was nowhere to go 19 00:03:56,687 --> 00:03:58,763 They needed a hero But no one could be found 20 00:03:59,023 --> 00:04:02,024 "Cause Robin Hood was out of town I said Hey! 21 00:04:02,234 --> 00:04:03,266 Hey! 22 00:04:03,819 --> 00:04:05,314 -I said Hey! -Hey! 23 00:04:05,988 --> 00:04:09,404 -I said Hey! -Hey nonny nonny and a ho ho ho 24 00:04:13,245 --> 00:04:15,618 He was put into the slammer By his Arab foe 25 00:04:15,873 --> 00:04:17,700 And in a little while He would be no more 26 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:19,536 -I said Hey! -Hey! 27 00:04:20,419 --> 00:04:21,997 -I said Hey! -Hey! 28 00:04:22,838 --> 00:04:25,329 -I said Hey! -Hey nonny nonny, hey nonny nonny 29 00:04:25,591 --> 00:04:28,592 Hey nonny nonny and a ho ho ho 30 00:04:28,844 --> 00:04:30,422 Check it out! 31 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:07,122 Hello! Hello! 32 00:05:07,383 --> 00:05:09,257 Welcome! Welcome... 33 00:05:09,468 --> 00:05:10,963 ...to your dungeon! 34 00:05:14,015 --> 00:05:15,473 Hello! l am Falafel... 35 00:05:15,725 --> 00:05:17,267 ...maitre d" dungeon. 36 00:05:17,643 --> 00:05:20,395 Please allow me to show you to your cell. Come. 37 00:05:24,442 --> 00:05:25,604 Duck! 38 00:05:26,068 --> 00:05:27,942 l always forget about that. 39 00:05:28,404 --> 00:05:32,982 l"m so sorry, but we cannot seat you without the proper attire. See? 40 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:37,652 lrving. 41 00:05:43,085 --> 00:05:47,415 That"s much better. Now, l leave you in the capable hands of Muktar. 42 00:05:47,673 --> 00:05:49,298 He"s our head guard. 43 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:56,136 Please, it"s better you cooperate with him. He"s a tough guy. 44 00:05:56,390 --> 00:06:00,720 And if there"s anything you require, please don"t hesitate to scream. 45 00:06:01,645 --> 00:06:02,808 Coming! 46 00:06:03,022 --> 00:06:04,682 We"re so busy! 47 00:06:06,317 --> 00:06:07,894 Follow me. 48 00:06:12,031 --> 00:06:13,573 Please sit. 49 00:06:17,453 --> 00:06:18,947 Robin of Loxley... 50 00:06:19,205 --> 00:06:21,244 ...where is your king? 51 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:23,079 King? 52 00:06:23,334 --> 00:06:24,532 King? 53 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:28,584 And which king might that be? King Richard? King Louis? 54 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:30,499 King Kong? 55 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,342 Larry King? 56 00:06:32,843 --> 00:06:35,631 lmpertinent English dog. 57 00:06:35,888 --> 00:06:36,919 You shall talk. 58 00:06:37,431 --> 00:06:39,258 l don"t think so. 59 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:41,930 Churchim... 60 00:06:42,311 --> 00:06:45,182 ...please, the tongue looseners. 61 00:06:51,487 --> 00:06:52,518 Speak, you dog. 62 00:06:52,738 --> 00:06:54,197 Speak! 63 00:07:04,709 --> 00:07:06,167 What did he say? 64 00:07:07,128 --> 00:07:08,705 You don"t wanna know. 65 00:07:19,432 --> 00:07:21,839 You very brave for not a homeboy. 66 00:07:22,101 --> 00:07:23,512 Thank you. 67 00:07:23,978 --> 00:07:28,106 l"ve been in this place for a while. Perhaps l can be of service. 68 00:07:28,357 --> 00:07:30,101 Do you have any questions? 69 00:07:30,776 --> 00:07:32,057 What are you in for? 70 00:07:33,362 --> 00:07:34,773 Jaywalking. 71 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:37,070 l see. 72 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:47,157 lt won"t be easy getting out of here. 73 00:07:47,376 --> 00:07:50,461 What we need is a great feat of strength. 74 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:52,795 Feat of strength? 75 00:07:53,174 --> 00:07:55,213 Au contraire! 76 00:07:55,426 --> 00:08:00,337 Now that you"re here with me, what we have is great strength of feet! 77 00:08:02,308 --> 00:08:03,553 Don"t follow. 78 00:08:03,768 --> 00:08:05,048 Do as l do. 79 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:08,178 Put your feet on the bar. Both feet. 80 00:08:08,397 --> 00:08:11,434 Now, on the count of kick. 81 00:08:12,610 --> 00:08:13,772 Kick! 82 00:08:17,656 --> 00:08:18,819 What was that noise? 83 00:08:19,033 --> 00:08:20,575 Noise? Noise? 84 00:08:22,286 --> 00:08:26,070 The noise you heard was the breaking of this poor man"s heart. 85 00:08:26,290 --> 00:08:27,535 Yes, that"s it! 86 00:08:28,376 --> 00:08:29,656 What? 87 00:08:29,919 --> 00:08:33,169 He"s decided to save his own life by betraying his king. 88 00:08:33,631 --> 00:08:35,339 Oh, yes. That"s it. 89 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:37,590 Oh, damn my eyes! 90 00:08:37,927 --> 00:08:40,881 Go tell your superiors before he changes his mind. 91 00:08:41,097 --> 00:08:43,884 By the love of Allah! This is a wonderful thing! 92 00:08:44,308 --> 00:08:45,257 Go! 93 00:08:46,602 --> 00:08:48,974 lt will mean a big promotion for me! 94 00:08:49,855 --> 00:08:51,184 Go! 95 00:08:51,941 --> 00:08:54,266 Good news is always rewarded! 96 00:08:54,485 --> 00:08:55,979 Please go. 97 00:09:01,784 --> 00:09:03,611 On the other hand... 98 00:09:06,122 --> 00:09:08,613 ...bad news is severely punished. 99 00:09:13,504 --> 00:09:15,247 Now is our chance. 100 00:09:17,466 --> 00:09:20,918 Quick, follow me! You get that chain, l"ll get this one. 101 00:09:25,182 --> 00:09:27,258 -l"m free! -You"re free! 102 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,136 l"m going home! 103 00:09:47,163 --> 00:09:48,871 Come on, take my hand! 104 00:09:56,255 --> 00:10:00,087 On the count of three! One! Two! Three! 105 00:10:10,436 --> 00:10:13,520 l just told them the good news, and... 106 00:10:14,065 --> 00:10:15,227 ...and.... 107 00:10:17,193 --> 00:10:19,232 And l"m in deep shit. 108 00:10:36,087 --> 00:10:39,669 lt is a very long journey from Africa to England, my friend. 109 00:10:39,924 --> 00:10:40,873 Well... 110 00:10:41,926 --> 00:10:46,054 ...l owe you a debt of gratitude. l am called Robin of Loxley. 111 00:10:46,305 --> 00:10:49,389 My name is Asneeze, father of Ahchoo. 112 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:50,679 Bless you. 113 00:10:51,602 --> 00:10:54,888 Ahchoo is my son. He"s in England, your country. 114 00:10:55,147 --> 00:10:57,021 He"s an exchange student. 115 00:10:57,316 --> 00:10:59,558 l"d like you to look after him. 116 00:10:59,902 --> 00:11:04,694 He is in need of guidance. He is headstrong and cocksure. 117 00:11:05,658 --> 00:11:07,900 Or is it the other way around? 118 00:11:08,285 --> 00:11:09,484 Say no more. 119 00:11:09,745 --> 00:11:13,494 l vow on the sacred word of Loxley. l give you my undying pledge... 120 00:11:13,749 --> 00:11:17,913 ...my solemn oath on my father"s honour, on the blood of my heart... 121 00:11:18,170 --> 00:11:22,500 -...on the word of my soul-- -Good, good, good! 122 00:11:22,758 --> 00:11:26,127 You must go now, or you will miss the tide. 123 00:11:27,221 --> 00:11:30,804 Well, farewell, my friend, and not to worry. 124 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,469 l"ll find Ahchoo. 125 00:11:33,269 --> 00:11:34,514 Goodbye, my friend. 126 00:11:34,770 --> 00:11:35,636 Farewell! 127 00:11:35,855 --> 00:11:37,563 Safe journey! 128 00:12:11,682 --> 00:12:12,713 Home! 129 00:12:13,476 --> 00:12:14,674 Home! 130 00:12:15,436 --> 00:12:17,179 England! 131 00:12:34,205 --> 00:12:35,284 A horse! 132 00:12:35,539 --> 00:12:38,410 A horse! My kingdom for a horse! 133 00:13:03,442 --> 00:13:04,272 Ahchoo? 134 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,860 Bless you! 135 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,448 l hope someone"s getting the video of this. 136 00:13:20,543 --> 00:13:21,622 That must be him. 137 00:13:28,217 --> 00:13:29,415 Watch my back! 138 00:13:33,222 --> 00:13:35,096 Your back just got punched twice. 139 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:37,131 Thank you. 140 00:13:44,775 --> 00:13:45,890 Hey, thanks, man. 141 00:13:46,152 --> 00:13:47,314 You"re welcome. 142 00:13:48,487 --> 00:13:50,029 Who are you anyway? 143 00:13:50,656 --> 00:13:53,278 l think now is not the time for introductions. 144 00:13:53,659 --> 00:13:54,822 Time-out! 145 00:13:55,077 --> 00:13:58,363 Excuse me, bad guys. l am running out of air. 146 00:13:58,789 --> 00:14:00,581 Gotta get pumped. 147 00:14:07,757 --> 00:14:10,212 Okay, honkies. Time in! 148 00:14:10,468 --> 00:14:11,630 By the bye... 149 00:14:11,969 --> 00:14:15,421 ...do you know praying mantis? 150 00:14:15,723 --> 00:14:17,051 You"re looking at him. 151 00:14:34,742 --> 00:14:36,699 Let"s get out of here! 152 00:14:38,079 --> 00:14:39,621 Yeah, boy! 153 00:14:39,872 --> 00:14:41,865 Right, go ahead! Punk! 154 00:14:42,124 --> 00:14:43,369 They"re witches! 155 00:14:43,626 --> 00:14:45,784 -They"re possessed! -They"re crazy! 156 00:14:47,588 --> 00:14:49,747 -Good work. -Thanks, man. 157 00:14:54,428 --> 00:14:57,263 You haven"t seen the last of us! 158 00:15:09,402 --> 00:15:11,809 You"ve seen the last of us. 159 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,956 There she is, Loxley Hall. 160 00:15:27,211 --> 00:15:29,334 Home of my family for seven generations. 161 00:15:30,131 --> 00:15:31,874 Let"s go! 162 00:15:32,216 --> 00:15:34,672 Move it! Come on, let"s go! 163 00:15:34,927 --> 00:15:36,920 That"s a boy! Let"s go! Move it! 164 00:15:37,555 --> 00:15:39,594 That"s it. Keep it going! 165 00:15:39,849 --> 00:15:41,557 Keep it going! 166 00:15:41,976 --> 00:15:44,893 Come on, come on! Move it, move it! 167 00:15:45,187 --> 00:15:47,513 -Here we go. -Stop the castle! 168 00:15:49,942 --> 00:15:53,145 You, there! l demand to know what is going on here! 169 00:15:53,738 --> 00:15:55,315 Read it and weep. 170 00:15:58,701 --> 00:15:59,946 What up with that? 171 00:16:00,911 --> 00:16:02,240 " Hear ye, hear ye. 172 00:16:02,663 --> 00:16:06,281 For failure to pay taxes, all the lands and properties... 173 00:16:06,542 --> 00:16:09,033 ...of the Loxley family shall be taken. 174 00:16:09,295 --> 00:16:12,711 Signed, Prince John"s Royal Accountant, H.M.R. Blockhead." 175 00:16:12,965 --> 00:16:17,627 This is a sham! l vow l will restore my castle to its rightful place. 176 00:16:17,845 --> 00:16:20,217 You vow, we move! 177 00:16:20,473 --> 00:16:24,221 Let"s go, boys! Take it out! 178 00:16:28,272 --> 00:16:29,435 Come on! 179 00:16:29,732 --> 00:16:31,060 Move it! 180 00:16:31,692 --> 00:16:33,067 Keep it going! 181 00:16:33,319 --> 00:16:35,110 Come on! 182 00:16:35,529 --> 00:16:37,569 That"s a boy! 183 00:16:52,505 --> 00:16:53,703 Blinkin? 184 00:16:54,256 --> 00:16:55,336 Who"s that? 185 00:16:55,591 --> 00:16:58,877 lt"s Blinkin, our family"s loyal blind servant. 186 00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:03,552 -l gotta get the horse, man. -Good. 187 00:17:05,434 --> 00:17:06,976 Be right out! 188 00:17:12,316 --> 00:17:13,858 Blinkin! 189 00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:16,648 Master Robin, is that you? 190 00:17:17,029 --> 00:17:19,188 Back from the Crusades? 191 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,280 And alive? 192 00:17:23,452 --> 00:17:25,361 Happy day! 193 00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:30,871 l"m quite sure there was a door there. 194 00:17:31,168 --> 00:17:33,078 Master Robin! 195 00:17:34,714 --> 00:17:37,287 You lost your arms in battle! 196 00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:39,756 Oh, how terrible! 197 00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:41,968 But you grew some nice boobs! 198 00:17:42,221 --> 00:17:44,427 Blinkin, l"m over here. 199 00:17:45,433 --> 00:17:46,843 Later. 200 00:17:48,853 --> 00:17:51,225 Listen to me. They"ve taken the castle! 201 00:17:52,231 --> 00:17:55,434 l thought it felt a bit drafty. 202 00:17:56,736 --> 00:18:00,401 This never would"ve happened if your father was alive. 203 00:18:00,906 --> 00:18:02,151 He"s dead? 204 00:18:02,491 --> 00:18:03,736 Yes! 205 00:18:04,118 --> 00:18:05,233 And my mother? 206 00:18:05,494 --> 00:18:09,409 She died of pneumonia whilst-- Oh, you were away. 207 00:18:09,790 --> 00:18:11,035 My brothers? 208 00:18:11,292 --> 00:18:13,498 They were all killed by the plague. 209 00:18:14,712 --> 00:18:16,040 My dog, Pongo? 210 00:18:16,297 --> 00:18:18,455 Run over by a carriage. 211 00:18:18,716 --> 00:18:20,175 My goldfish, Goldie? 212 00:18:20,926 --> 00:18:22,670 Eaten by the cat. 213 00:18:23,304 --> 00:18:24,549 My cat? 214 00:18:24,847 --> 00:18:26,923 Choked on the goldfish. 215 00:18:28,642 --> 00:18:32,094 lt"s good to be home, ain"t it, Master Robin? 216 00:18:34,398 --> 00:18:36,272 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 217 00:18:36,901 --> 00:18:38,359 What is that? 218 00:18:39,904 --> 00:18:42,858 Your father wanted me to give you this. 219 00:18:43,115 --> 00:18:45,571 He said that inside is the key... 220 00:18:45,826 --> 00:18:49,242 ...to the greatest treasure in all the land. 221 00:18:50,164 --> 00:18:51,658 May l keep it? 222 00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:55,793 No, l think l ought to honour my father"s wishes. 223 00:18:56,045 --> 00:18:57,587 Of course. 224 00:19:08,682 --> 00:19:09,880 Come, Blinkin. 225 00:19:10,142 --> 00:19:13,013 Let us leave this depressing foundation. 226 00:19:13,270 --> 00:19:16,604 We have much to do, and less time to do it in. 227 00:19:20,152 --> 00:19:21,694 Hey, Robin, wait up. 228 00:19:22,405 --> 00:19:23,484 Oh. Well done. 229 00:19:23,698 --> 00:19:25,737 He"s fast, but l caught his ass. 230 00:19:25,991 --> 00:19:29,491 -Who"s that? -Blinkin, l"d like you to meet Ahchoo. 231 00:19:29,745 --> 00:19:31,405 A Jew? Here? 232 00:19:31,789 --> 00:19:34,280 No, no. Not a Jew. Ahchoo. 233 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,959 Hey, put it there. 234 00:19:36,210 --> 00:19:37,373 How do you do? 235 00:19:37,628 --> 00:19:39,170 l"ve been better. 236 00:19:39,422 --> 00:19:40,964 What"s that? 237 00:19:41,382 --> 00:19:43,505 Help me! Help me! 238 00:19:44,218 --> 00:19:45,416 Save me! 239 00:19:45,678 --> 00:19:46,958 Save me! 240 00:19:51,642 --> 00:19:53,682 Looks like a runaway white boy. 241 00:19:53,936 --> 00:19:56,641 All right, steady on. What"s the matter? 242 00:19:56,897 --> 00:19:58,273 They"re after me. 243 00:19:58,524 --> 00:19:59,899 Who is? 244 00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:17,750 Over that boy hand! 245 00:20:21,964 --> 00:20:24,799 Hand over that boy. 246 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:26,625 Who demands it? 247 00:20:26,886 --> 00:20:28,962 The Sheriff of Rottingham. 248 00:20:32,433 --> 00:20:34,390 What has the boy done? 249 00:20:34,643 --> 00:20:39,187 He was poaching in the king"s forest. He deered to kill a king"s dare. 250 00:20:41,609 --> 00:20:45,025 Dared to kill a king"s deer. 251 00:20:46,489 --> 00:20:48,066 And this is an offence? 252 00:20:48,324 --> 00:20:52,072 One punishable by death. Where have you been? 253 00:20:52,328 --> 00:20:55,033 Fighting with King Richard in the Crusades. 254 00:20:55,289 --> 00:20:59,618 Unfortunately, my father couldn"t get me into the National Guard. 255 00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:05,963 How dare you talk to me in that fashion! Who are you? 256 00:21:06,801 --> 00:21:08,425 l am Robin of Loxley. 257 00:21:09,261 --> 00:21:12,346 l"ve heard of you. They say you"re handy with a sword. 258 00:21:12,598 --> 00:21:14,425 Let"s find out! 259 00:21:23,692 --> 00:21:24,688 What happened? 260 00:21:28,447 --> 00:21:31,021 l was angry at you before, Loxley... 261 00:21:31,283 --> 00:21:33,442 ...but now l"m really pissed off! 262 00:21:33,703 --> 00:21:34,651 Pissed off? 263 00:21:35,079 --> 00:21:39,326 lf l was that close to a horse"s wiener, l"d worry about getting pissed on. 264 00:21:40,543 --> 00:21:43,876 This wasn"t a very smart thing for you to have done. 265 00:21:44,130 --> 00:21:45,754 l"ll pay for this! 266 00:21:48,884 --> 00:21:51,126 You"ll pay for this! 267 00:21:51,387 --> 00:21:52,667 Kill them! 268 00:21:57,268 --> 00:21:58,466 Wait! 269 00:21:58,728 --> 00:22:00,103 l"ve changed my mind. 270 00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,678 Wise decision. 271 00:22:03,315 --> 00:22:06,270 So until we meet again... 272 00:22:07,111 --> 00:22:08,605 ...have a safe journey. 273 00:22:12,199 --> 00:22:14,026 Mind the big rocks! 274 00:22:18,414 --> 00:22:21,368 Shut up, you bloody fools! 275 00:22:23,127 --> 00:22:25,285 Good riddance to bad rubbish. 276 00:22:27,506 --> 00:22:29,832 Thank you for saving me life, me lord. 277 00:22:30,092 --> 00:22:33,046 l"ll tell every man that there is one who is not afraid... 278 00:22:33,262 --> 00:22:35,053 ...to stand up to Rottingham. 279 00:22:35,473 --> 00:22:40,384 Good. Tell them that. And tell them l vow to put an end to the injustice. 280 00:22:40,645 --> 00:22:43,100 Right the wrongs. End the tyranny. 281 00:22:43,356 --> 00:22:44,898 Restore the throne. 282 00:22:45,399 --> 00:22:46,514 Protect the forest. 283 00:22:47,276 --> 00:22:48,901 lntroduce folk dancing. 284 00:22:49,570 --> 00:22:54,362 Demand a four-day workweek and health care for Saxons and Normans. 285 00:22:54,617 --> 00:22:55,731 Yes, yes! Good, good. 286 00:22:55,993 --> 00:23:00,287 lt"s getting dark, and l got to go home alone now. 287 00:23:00,664 --> 00:23:01,779 Right, right. 288 00:23:08,839 --> 00:23:10,713 What an unusual child. 289 00:23:16,013 --> 00:23:18,587 Where is the one 290 00:23:19,225 --> 00:23:23,353 That I love most of all? 291 00:23:23,813 --> 00:23:27,146 When will I hear him call 292 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,603 Marian, Marian? 293 00:23:31,237 --> 00:23:34,107 He is the one 294 00:23:34,365 --> 00:23:37,117 Who can make my life whole 295 00:23:38,869 --> 00:23:42,653 Joyful forevermore 296 00:23:44,416 --> 00:23:47,702 I"ve waited so patiently 297 00:23:47,962 --> 00:23:51,165 For a true love 298 00:23:51,757 --> 00:23:55,173 When will he come for me? 299 00:23:55,469 --> 00:23:56,750 Where is he? 300 00:23:57,013 --> 00:23:58,756 Where is he? 301 00:24:04,979 --> 00:24:07,730 Where is the man 302 00:24:07,982 --> 00:24:11,600 Who carries the key? 303 00:24:12,737 --> 00:24:14,776 When will he be::: 304 00:24:15,031 --> 00:24:19,609 ::: with his Marian, Marian? 305 00:24:20,161 --> 00:24:23,115 I cannot wait 306 00:24:23,372 --> 00:24:26,207 Till he sets my heart free 307 00:24:27,501 --> 00:24:31,748 Oh, when will I know him? 308 00:24:32,465 --> 00:24:35,798 When will I see him? 309 00:24:36,302 --> 00:24:39,885 When will I hear him::: 310 00:24:40,181 --> 00:24:44,510 :::say "Marian, my love"? 311 00:24:49,857 --> 00:24:51,980 Hurry up, mein lady! 312 00:24:52,234 --> 00:24:57,110 You better get out of that tub before that thing begins to rust. 313 00:24:58,199 --> 00:25:00,026 All right, Broomhilde. 314 00:25:04,455 --> 00:25:05,451 Hurry! Hurry! 315 00:25:05,665 --> 00:25:06,613 lt"s freezing! 316 00:25:12,963 --> 00:25:15,537 Button up. You"ll catch your death of cold. 317 00:25:16,133 --> 00:25:18,803 These castles are so drafty. 318 00:25:22,890 --> 00:25:24,550 Toasty warm. 319 00:25:28,145 --> 00:25:29,805 Broomhilde, look! 320 00:25:30,022 --> 00:25:32,264 A happy little bluebird. 321 00:25:41,659 --> 00:25:44,066 This means l must make a wish. 322 00:25:44,787 --> 00:25:47,159 l hope against hope... 323 00:25:47,581 --> 00:25:49,621 ...l wish against wish... 324 00:25:49,834 --> 00:25:53,701 ...that the heavens bring me a kind, wonderful, gentle man... 325 00:25:53,963 --> 00:25:56,121 ...who possesses the key to my... 326 00:25:59,135 --> 00:26:00,333 ...heart. 327 00:26:01,595 --> 00:26:03,588 Goodbye, my little friend. 328 00:26:05,099 --> 00:26:09,844 That happy little bluebird has left a happy little doo-doo on your hand. 329 00:26:24,493 --> 00:26:26,782 Prince John, l must speak with you! 330 00:26:27,872 --> 00:26:30,576 All right, everybody. Later, later. 331 00:26:32,042 --> 00:26:33,585 Later. 332 00:26:38,883 --> 00:26:40,081 Sire... 333 00:26:41,302 --> 00:26:42,962 ...l have news. 334 00:26:44,180 --> 00:26:48,640 What sort of news? Not bad news. You know l can"t take bad news. 335 00:26:48,976 --> 00:26:53,104 The day began so good. l had a good night"s sleep. l had a good b.m. 336 00:26:53,356 --> 00:26:55,348 l don"t wanna hear any bad news. 337 00:26:55,775 --> 00:26:58,230 Now what type of news is it? 338 00:26:58,652 --> 00:27:00,562 To be perfectly frank, it"s bad. 339 00:27:01,906 --> 00:27:03,151 l knew it! 340 00:27:03,783 --> 00:27:05,906 l knew it was bad news! 341 00:27:09,288 --> 00:27:11,696 Wait a minute, l have an idea. 342 00:27:11,957 --> 00:27:16,584 Maybe if you tell me the bad news in a good way, it won"t sound so bad. 343 00:27:18,589 --> 00:27:20,463 The bad news in a good way? 344 00:27:20,716 --> 00:27:22,210 Yes, yes, l can do that. 345 00:27:22,468 --> 00:27:24,959 The bad news in a good way, yes. 346 00:27:25,304 --> 00:27:26,253 Well, here goes. 347 00:27:30,893 --> 00:27:33,728 Wait till you hear this. l just saw Robin of Loxley. 348 00:27:33,979 --> 00:27:35,937 He"s back from the Crusades. 349 00:27:36,774 --> 00:27:41,270 You know, he just beat the crap out of me and my men! 350 00:27:44,115 --> 00:27:48,362 You know, he hates you and he loves your brother, Richard. 351 00:27:56,293 --> 00:27:58,369 And he wants to see you hanged! 352 00:28:03,884 --> 00:28:05,628 We"re in a lot of trouble. 353 00:28:09,390 --> 00:28:11,098 What are you, crazy? 354 00:28:12,101 --> 00:28:15,304 Why are you laughing? This is terrible news! 355 00:28:16,063 --> 00:28:20,392 Well, l was just trying to soften the blow. 356 00:28:21,235 --> 00:28:23,109 Well, you blew it. 357 00:28:23,362 --> 00:28:25,770 This is a knotty problem not easily solved. 358 00:28:26,032 --> 00:28:27,574 Yes, you"re right. 359 00:28:28,659 --> 00:28:32,360 What to do? What to do? 360 00:28:32,621 --> 00:28:34,531 What to do? 361 00:28:35,541 --> 00:28:37,997 Got it! Latrine! 362 00:28:38,794 --> 00:28:43,207 The weird creature in the tower. The one who predicts my future. 363 00:28:43,466 --> 00:28:44,746 Oh, yes, Latrine. 364 00:28:45,009 --> 00:28:46,717 ls she ugly! 365 00:28:52,057 --> 00:28:52,923 Latrine! 366 00:28:53,184 --> 00:28:56,101 Latrine, where are you? l must talk with you! 367 00:28:58,189 --> 00:28:59,184 lt"s you. 368 00:29:00,024 --> 00:29:02,431 There"s a new threat to my power. 369 00:29:02,651 --> 00:29:05,225 What can you tell me about Robin of Loxley? 370 00:29:05,488 --> 00:29:06,437 Robin of Loxley? 371 00:29:06,697 --> 00:29:08,524 Robin of Loxley. 372 00:29:08,741 --> 00:29:10,200 Let me see. 373 00:29:12,244 --> 00:29:14,237 Raven"s egg. 374 00:29:14,872 --> 00:29:16,865 Blood of a hen. 375 00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:19,076 Little bit more blood, yes. 376 00:29:21,420 --> 00:29:23,543 Eyeballs of a crocodile. 377 00:29:25,466 --> 00:29:28,004 Testicles of a newt. 378 00:29:28,302 --> 00:29:30,840 l guess he"s a transsexual now. 379 00:29:42,817 --> 00:29:45,983 Robin of Loxley is handsome and brave. 380 00:29:46,237 --> 00:29:49,321 He seeks to regain his family"s honour. 381 00:29:50,157 --> 00:29:53,194 The little sod could be trouble. 382 00:29:53,452 --> 00:29:55,160 -Are you certain? -Certain? 383 00:29:55,413 --> 00:29:58,449 You want certain, hire a witch. l"m just your cook. 384 00:29:58,749 --> 00:29:59,615 Here. 385 00:29:59,875 --> 00:30:01,251 Eat this. 386 00:30:02,837 --> 00:30:04,545 lt"s fabulous. 387 00:30:04,797 --> 00:30:07,667 Looks like a Seder at Vincent Price"s house. 388 00:30:15,432 --> 00:30:19,051 Such an unusual name, Latrine. How did your family come by it? 389 00:30:19,312 --> 00:30:21,767 We changed it in the ninth century. 390 00:30:22,606 --> 00:30:25,524 You mean you changed it to Latrine? 391 00:30:26,944 --> 00:30:29,731 Yeah, it used to be Shithouse. 392 00:30:31,198 --> 00:30:33,238 lt"s a good change. 393 00:30:33,492 --> 00:30:36,066 lt"s a good change. 394 00:30:37,079 --> 00:30:40,495 Now, what about this Robin fellow? 395 00:30:40,708 --> 00:30:41,822 How can l stop him? 396 00:30:42,877 --> 00:30:44,287 Maybe... 397 00:30:44,545 --> 00:30:47,499 ...l could devise a magic potion. 398 00:30:48,132 --> 00:30:51,382 One that would make him unable to perform the slightest task. 399 00:30:52,678 --> 00:30:53,674 But in return... 400 00:30:54,263 --> 00:30:55,757 ...you must help me. 401 00:30:56,015 --> 00:30:59,680 What are you, kidding? Name it. Anything you want. 402 00:31:00,353 --> 00:31:03,887 Put in a good word for me with the Sheriff of Rottingham. 403 00:31:04,106 --> 00:31:06,562 l"ve got the hots for him. 404 00:31:10,905 --> 00:31:13,941 l keep a likeness of him in my boudoir. 405 00:31:17,286 --> 00:31:18,235 Rotty. 406 00:31:18,496 --> 00:31:20,951 Rotty, Rotty, Rotty. 407 00:31:21,415 --> 00:31:26,540 l"m amazed to think that a handsome blade like the Sheriff of Rottingham... 408 00:31:26,962 --> 00:31:29,335 ...would ever want a creature like you. 409 00:31:31,175 --> 00:31:35,007 Well, if you"re going to puncture my dreams... 410 00:31:35,221 --> 00:31:37,794 ...you can forget my promise to help you! 411 00:31:38,057 --> 00:31:39,053 No, wait! 412 00:31:39,308 --> 00:31:42,344 Wait, wait, wait! 413 00:31:43,646 --> 00:31:45,935 Maybe if we got him drunk. 414 00:31:50,403 --> 00:31:52,526 Very drunk. 415 00:31:53,281 --> 00:31:54,940 You got a shot. 416 00:32:01,205 --> 00:32:03,032 Oh, good. 417 00:32:19,974 --> 00:32:21,172 Dismount. 418 00:32:25,896 --> 00:32:29,230 Wait here. l"ll go make sure it"s safe. 419 00:32:47,501 --> 00:32:51,036 l say, would you mind awfully getting out of the way? 420 00:32:51,297 --> 00:32:54,748 l say, not until you pay the toll. 421 00:32:55,176 --> 00:32:56,967 Toll? What toll? 422 00:32:57,344 --> 00:33:00,879 Well, the toll you pay for crossing me bridge. 423 00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:03,014 l"m not paying any toll. 424 00:33:03,267 --> 00:33:05,224 This bridge is on my family"s land. 425 00:33:05,478 --> 00:33:08,147 Well, it used to be my family"s land. 426 00:33:10,107 --> 00:33:12,183 You"re Robin of Loxley! 427 00:33:15,946 --> 00:33:17,606 And whom might you be? 428 00:33:17,865 --> 00:33:19,822 They call me Little John. 429 00:33:20,076 --> 00:33:21,985 But don"t let my name fool you. 430 00:33:22,244 --> 00:33:23,359 ln real life... 431 00:33:23,621 --> 00:33:25,281 ...l"m very big. 432 00:33:26,165 --> 00:33:28,620 l"ll take your word for it. Now, let me pass. 433 00:33:32,713 --> 00:33:33,792 Sorry. 434 00:33:34,173 --> 00:33:35,501 But a toll is a toll... 435 00:33:35,758 --> 00:33:37,466 ...and a roll is a roll. 436 00:33:37,718 --> 00:33:41,052 And if we don"t get no tolls, then we don"t eat no rolls. 437 00:33:42,598 --> 00:33:44,140 l made that up. 438 00:33:45,142 --> 00:33:49,222 lt"s very fascinating, but l"m afraid l"m going to have to hurt you. 439 00:33:49,939 --> 00:33:51,599 My pleasure. Will! 440 00:33:59,073 --> 00:33:59,986 Thank you. 441 00:34:01,534 --> 00:34:02,814 Hey, Blinkin. 442 00:34:03,077 --> 00:34:05,200 Did you say, "Abe Lincoln"? 443 00:34:05,454 --> 00:34:08,491 No, l didn"t say, "Abe Lincoln." l said, " Hey, Blinkin." 444 00:34:08,708 --> 00:34:10,581 Hold the reins, man. 445 00:34:11,961 --> 00:34:13,075 Damn. 446 00:34:17,341 --> 00:34:19,464 -Excuse me. -No, excuse me. 447 00:34:19,718 --> 00:34:21,628 You don"t have to do this. 448 00:34:21,887 --> 00:34:22,836 Look... 449 00:34:23,514 --> 00:34:26,087 ...this ain"t exactly the Mississippi! 450 00:34:26,767 --> 00:34:28,261 l"m on one side, see? 451 00:34:28,519 --> 00:34:29,978 l"m on the other side. 452 00:34:30,187 --> 00:34:31,682 l"m on the east bank. 453 00:34:31,939 --> 00:34:33,647 l"m on the west bank. 454 00:34:34,191 --> 00:34:36,433 lt is not that critical. 455 00:34:37,278 --> 00:34:40,279 Not the point. lt"s the principal of the thing. 456 00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:45,868 Nice knowing you. 457 00:36:03,322 --> 00:36:04,567 Help me! 458 00:36:04,824 --> 00:36:06,199 l can"t swim! 459 00:36:06,742 --> 00:36:09,826 l"m drowning! Oh, God, l"m drowning! 460 00:36:12,790 --> 00:36:13,952 Help me! 461 00:36:16,293 --> 00:36:17,788 Help! Help me! 462 00:36:18,295 --> 00:36:20,668 Help me! Oh, God! Oh, God! 463 00:36:20,923 --> 00:36:23,331 Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God! 464 00:36:27,137 --> 00:36:29,463 There, there. You"re all right now. 465 00:36:31,308 --> 00:36:32,803 Thank you, Robin. 466 00:36:33,144 --> 00:36:34,887 You saved me life. 467 00:36:36,230 --> 00:36:38,139 -What? -Air! 468 00:36:39,150 --> 00:36:40,264 Sorry. 469 00:36:40,526 --> 00:36:42,732 There. l"m in your debit. 470 00:36:43,112 --> 00:36:46,315 -Think nothing of it. -Are you all right? 471 00:36:46,907 --> 00:36:50,276 Let me introduce you to my friends. That is Blinkin... 472 00:36:51,454 --> 00:36:52,616 ...and this is Ahchoo. 473 00:36:52,872 --> 00:36:54,366 Bless you. 474 00:36:54,916 --> 00:36:57,157 That"s my name, man. 475 00:36:59,712 --> 00:37:02,285 Let me introduce you to my best friend. 476 00:37:02,548 --> 00:37:03,497 Will Scarlet. 477 00:37:04,050 --> 00:37:05,544 Scarlet"s my middle name. 478 00:37:05,801 --> 00:37:09,051 My full name is Will Scarlet O"Hara. 479 00:37:12,767 --> 00:37:14,391 We"re from Georgia. 480 00:37:14,602 --> 00:37:16,428 He"s deadly with his daggers. 481 00:37:16,687 --> 00:37:19,260 Really? How"s about a demonstration? 482 00:37:19,773 --> 00:37:20,936 Gladly. 483 00:37:33,913 --> 00:37:35,323 Fire an arrow... 484 00:37:35,581 --> 00:37:37,455 ...straight at my heart. 485 00:37:39,043 --> 00:37:40,502 Are you serious? 486 00:37:40,795 --> 00:37:42,337 Absolutely. 487 00:37:49,762 --> 00:37:50,592 Goodbye. 488 00:37:59,104 --> 00:38:02,604 What part of Georgia you from? South Central? 489 00:38:11,408 --> 00:38:13,864 l haven"t quite figured that part out yet. 490 00:38:16,414 --> 00:38:17,659 l see. 491 00:38:19,083 --> 00:38:21,752 l"m sorry about the toll thing, Robin. 492 00:38:22,044 --> 00:38:23,538 lt"s Prince John. 493 00:38:23,796 --> 00:38:28,209 He"s taken our homes and everything we own. We"ve nothing left. 494 00:38:28,676 --> 00:38:30,253 Not to worry, Little John. 495 00:38:30,511 --> 00:38:34,425 l"m planning to make trouble for Prince John and Rottingham. 496 00:38:34,682 --> 00:38:36,805 Tonight, l"ll crash their party... 497 00:38:37,059 --> 00:38:40,226 ...to tell them l"ll fight to rid England of their tyranny! 498 00:38:40,479 --> 00:38:42,057 Good! We"ll join you! 499 00:38:42,314 --> 00:38:43,595 Hear, hear! 500 00:38:44,525 --> 00:38:48,605 l can"t risk the lives of others. One can get in more easily than six. 501 00:38:51,073 --> 00:38:52,449 l must be off. 502 00:38:52,742 --> 00:38:55,363 Fare thee well. l"ll see thee upon my return. 503 00:38:55,620 --> 00:38:57,577 All right, man. Peace, bro. 504 00:38:58,038 --> 00:38:59,153 Take it easy. 505 00:39:06,881 --> 00:39:09,633 Man, white men can"t jump. 506 00:39:17,349 --> 00:39:19,591 -Here you are, son. -Your ticket, sir. 507 00:39:57,431 --> 00:39:58,261 Kill him! 508 00:40:00,142 --> 00:40:01,601 No, wait! 509 00:40:02,394 --> 00:40:03,770 You know, a mime... 510 00:40:04,021 --> 00:40:06,559 ...is a terrible thing to waste. 511 00:40:08,442 --> 00:40:09,853 Let him go. 512 00:40:18,244 --> 00:40:19,702 Good evening, lady. 513 00:40:19,912 --> 00:40:21,323 Lovely! 514 00:40:27,962 --> 00:40:29,290 Maid Marian... 515 00:40:29,547 --> 00:40:31,919 ...you know our good Sheriff of Rottingham? 516 00:40:32,258 --> 00:40:34,416 You look ravishing, my dear. 517 00:40:40,766 --> 00:40:43,471 Please allow me to help you to your seat. 518 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:55,738 l must say that Prince John has spared no expense for tonight"s party. 519 00:40:55,990 --> 00:41:00,319 We have exotic foods from across the seas. Coconuts, bananas... 520 00:41:00,578 --> 00:41:03,495 ...and dates. Would you care for a date? 521 00:41:03,706 --> 00:41:06,623 -Yes, thank you. -How about next Thursday? 522 00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:14,171 Good evening. 523 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,876 That"s him! That"s him! 524 00:41:17,845 --> 00:41:19,423 That"s Loxley! 525 00:41:35,613 --> 00:41:37,190 Greetings, Your Highness. 526 00:41:39,742 --> 00:41:40,773 Tref. 527 00:41:41,035 --> 00:41:43,277 A present for you and your guests. 528 00:41:43,537 --> 00:41:45,115 That"s a wild boar! 529 00:41:45,331 --> 00:41:49,494 No, no. That"s a wild pig. That"s a wild bore. 530 00:41:50,836 --> 00:41:51,666 Funny! 531 00:41:52,588 --> 00:41:53,667 Very amusing! 532 00:41:55,716 --> 00:41:57,958 So you"re Robin of Loxley, huh? 533 00:42:00,804 --> 00:42:03,759 l"ve heard so much about you. 534 00:42:04,934 --> 00:42:05,883 And you are? 535 00:42:06,185 --> 00:42:07,727 Maid Marian. 536 00:42:08,938 --> 00:42:10,218 Maid Marian. 537 00:42:10,856 --> 00:42:13,526 Rumours of your beauty have travelled far and wide. 538 00:42:13,776 --> 00:42:16,397 Yet l see they hardly do you justice. 539 00:42:17,446 --> 00:42:18,691 What a smoothie! 540 00:42:19,156 --> 00:42:21,694 He"s definitely a smoothie. 541 00:42:23,577 --> 00:42:24,775 Enough! 542 00:42:25,997 --> 00:42:27,788 King illegal forest... 543 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:29,369 ...to pig wild... 544 00:42:29,625 --> 00:42:31,832 ...kill in it a is-- 545 00:42:32,461 --> 00:42:33,872 What? 546 00:42:34,296 --> 00:42:35,791 l mean, don"t you know? 547 00:42:36,006 --> 00:42:40,301 lt is illegal to kill wild pig in the king"s forest! 548 00:42:40,553 --> 00:42:43,719 ls it not also illegal to sit in the king"s throne... 549 00:42:43,931 --> 00:42:45,805 ...and usurp his power in his absence? 550 00:42:46,100 --> 00:42:48,342 Careful, Robin! You go too far. 551 00:42:48,603 --> 00:42:49,883 l"ve only just begun. 552 00:42:50,145 --> 00:42:53,764 l"m warning you, if you don"t stop levying these taxes... 553 00:42:54,024 --> 00:42:56,515 ...l"ll lead the people in a revolt against you. 554 00:42:58,362 --> 00:43:01,233 And why should the people listen to you? 555 00:43:01,449 --> 00:43:04,983 Because unlike some other Robin Hoods... 556 00:43:05,244 --> 00:43:07,996 ...l can speak with an English accent. 557 00:43:11,041 --> 00:43:15,039 To tell you the truth, this guy"s starting to get on my nerves! 558 00:43:15,296 --> 00:43:16,956 Worry not, Your Highness. 559 00:43:17,214 --> 00:43:20,998 l shall dispose of this feathered upstart. 560 00:43:22,094 --> 00:43:25,131 l challenge you to a duel. 561 00:43:35,858 --> 00:43:37,021 l accept. 562 00:43:42,281 --> 00:43:44,986 That"s going to cost you, Loxley! 563 00:43:45,451 --> 00:43:46,910 Please put it on my bill. 564 00:43:47,119 --> 00:43:49,076 So it"s come down to this, has it? 565 00:43:49,288 --> 00:43:50,782 A fight to the death... 566 00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,495 ...mano a mano... 567 00:43:53,751 --> 00:43:54,782 ...man to man... 568 00:43:55,461 --> 00:43:58,664 ...just you and me and my... 569 00:43:58,923 --> 00:44:00,002 ...guards! 570 00:44:08,641 --> 00:44:10,717 Check please, table one. 571 00:44:43,634 --> 00:44:45,543 Hurry! Let"s get out of here! 572 00:45:18,586 --> 00:45:21,041 -Refreshment, sir? -Thank you, Blinkin. 573 00:45:22,965 --> 00:45:25,539 Sounds like we"re winning, sir. 574 00:45:26,052 --> 00:45:27,760 lndeed we are. Carry on. 575 00:45:34,393 --> 00:45:36,635 Save me! Save me! Hurt them! Hurt them! 576 00:45:36,895 --> 00:45:39,897 Save them, save them! Hurt you, hurt you! l"ve got it. 577 00:45:54,747 --> 00:45:56,574 Care for some dessert? 578 00:45:58,250 --> 00:45:59,330 Archers ready! 579 00:46:01,003 --> 00:46:02,082 Fire! 580 00:46:06,008 --> 00:46:07,419 Maid Marian! 581 00:46:08,177 --> 00:46:11,427 Do you believe in love at first sight? 582 00:46:12,556 --> 00:46:15,510 Depends on what you"re looking at. 583 00:46:16,519 --> 00:46:17,514 Well? 584 00:46:26,946 --> 00:46:28,405 To be continued. 585 00:46:32,493 --> 00:46:35,162 Mein liebchen, l"m so glad l found you. 586 00:46:35,413 --> 00:46:37,156 This party"s getting rough. 587 00:47:18,247 --> 00:47:20,074 When l"m good, l"m good. 588 00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:23,704 Don"t let them get away! Surround the hall! 589 00:47:23,961 --> 00:47:25,076 Now you"re talking! 590 00:47:50,321 --> 00:47:53,025 l hope it"s worth the noise! 591 00:48:11,967 --> 00:48:13,794 We got him! We got him! 592 00:48:18,099 --> 00:48:19,557 Right rope. 593 00:48:44,917 --> 00:48:48,500 Look at this! We went from royalty to recycling. 594 00:48:49,922 --> 00:48:51,203 Would you get the door? 595 00:48:51,465 --> 00:48:52,746 Yeah, l"ll try. 596 00:48:54,176 --> 00:48:58,506 lt"s been a wonderful party, and we"d love to stay and all that... 597 00:48:58,764 --> 00:49:02,133 ...but l"m afraid we really must dash. So ta-ta! 598 00:49:22,830 --> 00:49:27,706 l sent word that each village should send the very best men they have. 599 00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:29,039 These are them. 600 00:49:34,925 --> 00:49:37,132 We"re in a lot of trouble. 601 00:49:39,513 --> 00:49:43,345 Good people, who have travelled from villages near and far... 602 00:49:43,601 --> 00:49:45,011 ...lend me your ears. 603 00:49:50,524 --> 00:49:52,564 That"s disgusting. 604 00:49:53,694 --> 00:49:55,022 Hear me! 605 00:49:55,363 --> 00:49:58,280 Men like Prince John and Rottingham must be stopped! 606 00:49:58,532 --> 00:50:03,444 Stopped from taxing us into poverty! Stopped from taking what is ours! 607 00:50:04,538 --> 00:50:08,916 lf we stand up to them all together as one, we can win the day! 608 00:50:09,543 --> 00:50:13,078 We shall go on to the end. We shall not flag or fail. 609 00:50:13,339 --> 00:50:15,497 We shall fight on the seas and oceans. 610 00:50:15,758 --> 00:50:19,209 We shall defend our isle, whatever the cost may be. 611 00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:21,464 We shall never surrender. 612 00:50:22,473 --> 00:50:24,181 Then they shall say of us: 613 00:50:24,433 --> 00:50:29,309 " Never have so many owed so much to so few." 614 00:50:33,025 --> 00:50:35,647 That was beautiful. What"s going on? 615 00:50:35,903 --> 00:50:36,982 They"re asleep. 616 00:50:39,698 --> 00:50:41,109 Hey, man. 617 00:50:41,659 --> 00:50:42,987 Tough room. 618 00:50:43,869 --> 00:50:46,277 Why don"t you let me give it a try? 619 00:50:57,633 --> 00:50:59,590 Look at yourselves. 620 00:51:00,803 --> 00:51:02,511 Go on, take a look around. 621 00:51:04,724 --> 00:51:07,297 People of Sherwood, you been had! 622 00:51:08,185 --> 00:51:09,466 Hoodwinked! 623 00:51:09,979 --> 00:51:11,556 Bamboozled. 624 00:51:11,814 --> 00:51:13,059 Run amuck! 625 00:51:13,691 --> 00:51:16,098 We didn"t land on Sherwood Forest. 626 00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,981 Sherwood Forest landed on us! 627 00:51:21,157 --> 00:51:22,188 Very good. 628 00:51:22,616 --> 00:51:24,075 They"re all warmed up. 629 00:51:25,578 --> 00:51:27,570 Brother Ahchoo is right. 630 00:51:27,913 --> 00:51:29,822 And l say we fight back! 631 00:51:32,334 --> 00:51:33,959 Are you with me? Yea or nay? 632 00:51:35,129 --> 00:51:36,789 Which one means yes? 633 00:51:37,798 --> 00:51:38,628 Yea. 634 00:51:43,220 --> 00:51:47,088 Grab your uniforms and equipment and prepare for the training sequence. 635 00:51:47,349 --> 00:51:51,050 All right, gentlemen, grab your feathered caps, shotguns... 636 00:51:51,312 --> 00:51:53,055 ...bodkins, boots... 637 00:51:53,314 --> 00:51:54,476 ...swords... 638 00:51:54,690 --> 00:51:55,639 ...quivers... 639 00:51:55,900 --> 00:51:58,058 ...and pantyhose! 640 00:52:01,489 --> 00:52:06,067 Now, men, the object of this exercise is to hit the target. 641 00:52:44,657 --> 00:52:45,819 Now, men... 642 00:52:46,075 --> 00:52:48,862 ...keep your eye on Will, and do exactly as he does. 643 00:52:58,838 --> 00:53:00,000 Very good! Well done! 644 00:53:00,214 --> 00:53:02,586 -All right! -Right, Will! 645 00:53:02,842 --> 00:53:04,087 That"s not hard. 646 00:53:04,343 --> 00:53:06,964 -We could do that. -Piece of cake. 647 00:53:09,849 --> 00:53:10,880 Good boy. 648 00:53:11,892 --> 00:53:12,924 Ready, men? 649 00:53:15,104 --> 00:53:16,479 Charge! 650 00:53:25,322 --> 00:53:26,402 Man! 651 00:53:27,533 --> 00:53:31,032 Rob, man, maybe we should take the dummies into battle. 652 00:53:43,841 --> 00:53:45,335 l must speak with you. 653 00:53:48,220 --> 00:53:49,715 What are you smelling? 654 00:53:50,097 --> 00:53:53,513 These aren"t my bubbles. They"re from the pipes. 655 00:53:54,602 --> 00:53:57,353 Your Majesty, l have terrible news. 656 00:53:57,604 --> 00:54:00,274 Strucky has loxed again. 657 00:54:00,983 --> 00:54:01,932 What? 658 00:54:02,151 --> 00:54:04,642 Loxley has struck again. 659 00:54:05,446 --> 00:54:08,198 l"m gonna need some privacy, so you guys can blow. 660 00:54:10,284 --> 00:54:11,150 Not blow. 661 00:54:11,410 --> 00:54:12,573 Blow! 662 00:54:19,668 --> 00:54:21,412 l"m so depressed. 663 00:54:21,670 --> 00:54:25,799 Come with me. l"ll show you something that will make you very happy. 664 00:54:26,342 --> 00:54:28,133 Fetch the royal robe! 665 00:54:28,385 --> 00:54:29,880 Your Majesty... 666 00:54:30,596 --> 00:54:35,092 ...stop me if l"m wrong about this, but wasn"t your mole... 667 00:54:35,351 --> 00:54:36,845 ...on the other side? 668 00:54:38,729 --> 00:54:41,137 l have a mole? 669 00:54:41,941 --> 00:54:43,020 What is it? 670 00:54:43,275 --> 00:54:46,561 lt"s what we"ve named a Stealth Catapult. 671 00:54:46,821 --> 00:54:50,071 We"ve been working on it secretly for months. 672 00:54:50,449 --> 00:54:54,399 lt can hurl one of these heavy boulders undetected... 673 00:54:54,662 --> 00:54:59,074 ...over 1 00 yards, completely destroying anything it hits. 674 00:54:59,792 --> 00:55:02,034 -How does it work? -lt"s quite simple. 675 00:55:02,294 --> 00:55:05,995 Take a heavy rock. Put it where l"m sitting. Then pull that lever. 676 00:55:06,257 --> 00:55:07,751 You mean like this? 677 00:55:11,846 --> 00:55:13,885 Oh, dear Lord... 678 00:55:14,140 --> 00:55:18,220 ...if you see fit to send me my one true love-- 679 00:55:22,106 --> 00:55:23,304 Thank you! 680 00:55:26,193 --> 00:55:28,898 Oh, my God! Oh, my God, you"re here! 681 00:55:29,155 --> 00:55:30,565 Let me work magic on you. 682 00:55:30,823 --> 00:55:33,444 Kiss me! Kiss me! Touch me! 683 00:55:33,784 --> 00:55:34,780 My back! 684 00:55:35,703 --> 00:55:36,865 l"ve got a headache. 685 00:55:37,121 --> 00:55:40,324 Where are you going? Oh, bugger! 686 00:55:42,501 --> 00:55:44,790 l was that close. 687 00:55:46,046 --> 00:55:47,589 l touched it. 688 00:55:55,264 --> 00:55:57,755 l don"t like the way you"re walking. 689 00:55:58,017 --> 00:56:00,852 You"ve been into the sacramental wine again. 690 00:56:01,103 --> 00:56:02,811 You"re fahsnickered! 691 00:56:03,063 --> 00:56:05,555 You drunken mule, you. 692 00:56:09,737 --> 00:56:12,275 Whoa, Morris! Whoa! 693 00:56:13,574 --> 00:56:14,688 Halt there, friend. 694 00:56:15,242 --> 00:56:18,825 You"ve just entered the territory of Robin Hood and his Merry Men. 695 00:56:23,459 --> 00:56:24,622 Feygeles? 696 00:56:27,504 --> 00:56:29,462 We"re straight, just merry. 697 00:56:31,217 --> 00:56:34,585 And who might you be with the long feather in your hat? 698 00:56:34,845 --> 00:56:36,553 l am Robin of Loxley. 699 00:56:36,806 --> 00:56:38,051 Robin of Loxley? 700 00:56:38,432 --> 00:56:42,300 l"ve just come from Maid Marian, the lady whose heart you stole. 701 00:56:42,562 --> 00:56:44,934 You prince of thieves, you. 702 00:56:47,817 --> 00:56:50,983 l knew her parents before they were taken in the plague... 703 00:56:51,237 --> 00:56:53,276 ...Lord and Lady Bagelle. 704 00:56:53,531 --> 00:56:56,069 You and Maid Marian were meant for each other. 705 00:56:56,325 --> 00:57:00,537 What a combination! Loxley and Bagelle. Can"t miss. 706 00:57:01,914 --> 00:57:03,539 And who are you, sir? 707 00:57:03,874 --> 00:57:05,784 l am Rabbi Tuckman... 708 00:57:06,043 --> 00:57:08,332 ...purveyor of sacramental wine... 709 00:57:08,587 --> 00:57:10,829 ...and mohel extraordinaire. 710 00:57:11,173 --> 00:57:12,336 Hello, rabbi. 711 00:57:13,259 --> 00:57:15,050 Hello, boys. 712 00:57:15,302 --> 00:57:17,972 Mohel? l"ve never heard of that profession. 713 00:57:18,639 --> 00:57:22,719 Mohel, he"s a very important guy. He makes circumcisions. 714 00:57:23,477 --> 00:57:26,229 What, pray tell, sir, is a circumcision? 715 00:57:26,730 --> 00:57:29,186 lt"s the latest rage. The ladies love it. 716 00:57:29,442 --> 00:57:30,307 l want one. 717 00:57:30,568 --> 00:57:32,477 -l"ll take two. -l get one! 718 00:57:32,737 --> 00:57:34,231 l"m game. How"s it done? 719 00:57:34,572 --> 00:57:35,817 lt"s a snap. 720 00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,233 l take my little machine. 721 00:57:40,244 --> 00:57:42,699 l take your little thing. See? 722 00:57:42,955 --> 00:57:46,454 l put it into this little hole here... 723 00:57:46,709 --> 00:57:47,907 ...and nip the tip. 724 00:57:50,546 --> 00:57:51,625 Who"s first? 725 00:57:52,214 --> 00:57:53,625 l changed me mind. 726 00:57:53,841 --> 00:57:55,383 l forgot, l already got one. 727 00:57:55,634 --> 00:57:56,797 Question-- 728 00:57:57,177 --> 00:57:59,336 l gotta work with a much younger crowd. 729 00:57:59,972 --> 00:58:02,593 Rabbi, you seem to be on the side of good. 730 00:58:02,808 --> 00:58:05,299 Will you join us and share your wisdom... 731 00:58:05,561 --> 00:58:08,230 ...your counsel and perhaps... 732 00:58:08,439 --> 00:58:10,099 ...some of your wine? 733 00:58:11,108 --> 00:58:13,646 Well, wisdom and counsel, that"s easy. 734 00:58:13,903 --> 00:58:15,527 But this is sacramental wine. 735 00:58:15,738 --> 00:58:18,609 lt"s only used to bless things. 736 00:58:22,078 --> 00:58:24,569 Wait a minute! There"s things here. 737 00:58:25,122 --> 00:58:27,031 There"s trees, there"s rocks... 738 00:58:27,291 --> 00:58:29,414 ...there"s birds, there"s squirrels. 739 00:58:29,668 --> 00:58:33,287 Come on! We"ll bless them all until we get fahsnickered! 740 00:58:33,506 --> 00:58:34,916 Join me! 741 00:58:36,842 --> 00:58:39,049 Let"s hear it for the rabbi! 742 00:58:49,814 --> 00:58:51,806 Good evening, Don Giovanni. 743 00:58:57,279 --> 00:59:00,695 lt was very good of you to come at such short notice. 744 00:59:01,325 --> 00:59:03,199 And all the way from Jersey. 745 00:59:03,452 --> 00:59:05,694 Well, it is quite a drive. 746 00:59:05,955 --> 00:59:10,913 But you do realize that Prince John commanded this to be a secret meeting? 747 00:59:11,961 --> 00:59:14,037 l mean, who are these men? 748 00:59:14,338 --> 00:59:16,378 These are my trusted associates. 749 00:59:16,632 --> 00:59:19,004 On my right, Dirty Ezio. 750 00:59:21,971 --> 00:59:23,169 On my left... 751 00:59:23,848 --> 00:59:25,425 ...Filthy Luca. 752 00:59:27,059 --> 00:59:27,889 Now... 753 00:59:28,185 --> 00:59:33,143 ...we thank you for inviting us on the day of your daughter"s wedding. 754 00:59:33,858 --> 00:59:38,021 l hope her first child is a masculine child. 755 00:59:38,237 --> 00:59:40,728 Shut up. We didn"t have our meeting yet. 756 00:59:46,412 --> 00:59:47,574 All right... 757 00:59:47,913 --> 00:59:51,413 ...l understand you"ve been bothered by this fruit, Robin Hood. 758 00:59:52,001 --> 00:59:54,492 And you want Robin rubbed out... 759 00:59:54,712 --> 00:59:57,203 ...eliminated, maybe even killed. 760 00:59:57,465 --> 01:00:00,134 Yes, you put it succinctly. 761 01:00:00,343 --> 01:00:01,753 Suck what? 762 01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:06,219 -Succinctly. lt means " perfectly." -Oh, yeah. l knew that. 763 01:00:10,227 --> 01:00:11,852 Excuse me, Don Giovanni... 764 01:00:12,396 --> 01:00:14,554 ...your lizard seems limp. 765 01:00:15,775 --> 01:00:18,526 At my age, you know, sometimes.... 766 01:00:18,778 --> 01:00:20,188 Oh, my lizard! 767 01:00:21,155 --> 01:00:24,239 He"s just sleeping, that"s all. Charlie. Charlie! 768 01:00:26,702 --> 01:00:28,327 l could have been somebody. 769 01:00:28,579 --> 01:00:33,371 l could have been a contender. You know, Charlie"s got bad breath. 770 01:00:37,046 --> 01:00:39,881 He got excited, you know. Come on. 771 01:00:45,095 --> 01:00:48,796 Normally, l would be so happy to be of service to you... 772 01:00:49,058 --> 01:00:52,261 ...but there is something that weighs heavily on my heart. 773 01:00:52,478 --> 01:00:56,061 ln the years that we"ve been friends, England and Jersey... 774 01:00:56,315 --> 01:01:00,395 ...never once have you invited me to your home for coffee and cake. 775 01:01:00,653 --> 01:01:01,602 Or ganool. 776 01:01:01,821 --> 01:01:03,101 Something, you know? 777 01:01:03,322 --> 01:01:05,113 -A g-what? -A ganool. 778 01:01:05,324 --> 01:01:08,693 lt"s a pastry with stuffing. And it"s got sprinkles on it. 779 01:01:09,328 --> 01:01:10,241 Excuse me. 780 01:01:10,496 --> 01:01:12,903 l don"t understand a word you"re saying. 781 01:01:13,624 --> 01:01:16,744 l just got back from the dentist... 782 01:01:18,504 --> 01:01:20,746 ...and they left in the cotton. 783 01:01:21,716 --> 01:01:24,919 l will take these cotton balls from you with my hand... 784 01:01:25,177 --> 01:01:27,336 ...and put them in my pocket. 785 01:01:32,017 --> 01:01:33,013 Whatever. 786 01:01:34,186 --> 01:01:36,262 Your other associate says little. 787 01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:38,188 -He says nothing. -Why is that? 788 01:01:38,441 --> 01:01:41,810 Because my enemy cut out his tongue. 789 01:01:42,069 --> 01:01:44,311 Good grief! Why? 790 01:01:44,572 --> 01:01:46,860 Because he went like this. 791 01:01:49,076 --> 01:01:51,532 And he didn"t like it, so he cut out his tongue. 792 01:01:51,787 --> 01:01:54,409 Come over here. Go like this. 793 01:01:56,959 --> 01:01:58,619 He can"t do it! 794 01:01:59,295 --> 01:02:01,287 l love to tease him. 795 01:02:04,133 --> 01:02:06,505 -Tell me, Don Giovanni. -That"s me. What? 796 01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:08,552 What will you do about Robin Hood? 797 01:02:08,762 --> 01:02:10,506 Listen, l"ve got an idea. 798 01:02:10,765 --> 01:02:14,465 Tomorrow, you"re going to have your medieval fun and games. 799 01:02:14,727 --> 01:02:17,728 The most important event will be the archery contest. 800 01:02:18,439 --> 01:02:20,182 Robin won"t be able to resist. 801 01:02:20,441 --> 01:02:21,306 Why"s that? 802 01:02:21,817 --> 01:02:24,189 We"ll make him an offer he can"t refuse. 803 01:02:24,445 --> 01:02:26,402 l was just gonna say that. 804 01:02:28,407 --> 01:02:30,067 -That"s brilliant! -Thank you. 805 01:02:30,326 --> 01:02:31,606 -But-- -What? 806 01:02:31,994 --> 01:02:35,446 You do realize that Robin is the finest archer in the land? 807 01:02:36,165 --> 01:02:39,249 Don"t you understand? Luca is good, better, best. 808 01:02:39,460 --> 01:02:41,867 Show him your archery medals. 809 01:02:47,510 --> 01:02:49,917 See? l couldn"t have said it better myself. 810 01:02:50,179 --> 01:02:54,888 Now, Luca beats Robin at the archery contest and then... 811 01:02:55,142 --> 01:02:58,345 ...Dirty Ezio makes Robin no more. 812 01:03:01,857 --> 01:03:03,233 " No more"? 813 01:03:03,442 --> 01:03:07,487 You want plain English? Robin is gonna be dead. 814 01:03:07,738 --> 01:03:09,482 D-E-D... 815 01:03:10,491 --> 01:03:11,570 ...dead. 816 01:03:15,121 --> 01:03:16,283 Dead. 817 01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:19,451 You hear him there? 818 01:03:39,312 --> 01:03:41,637 Broomhilde! Broomhilde, wake up! 819 01:03:41,897 --> 01:03:43,522 There"s a foul plot afoot. 820 01:03:43,774 --> 01:03:46,645 lt"s not mein feet. l just washed them! 821 01:03:47,194 --> 01:03:51,821 Prince John and the Sheriff have hired men to kill Robin. We must warn him! 822 01:03:52,032 --> 01:03:54,784 Wait, mein lady! lf Prince John should see us.... 823 01:03:55,036 --> 01:03:57,075 Right. We"ll go out the back. 824 01:03:57,330 --> 01:03:58,527 Right. 825 01:04:00,750 --> 01:04:02,541 Lady! 826 01:04:12,511 --> 01:04:15,085 Broomhilde, l"m going on ahead. Catch me up! 827 01:04:15,347 --> 01:04:16,842 Come on, lady. 828 01:04:19,351 --> 01:04:20,680 Farfelkugel! 829 01:04:50,674 --> 01:04:51,706 Farfelkugel... 830 01:04:51,967 --> 01:04:56,297 ...if l was you, l would never do that again! 831 01:04:57,556 --> 01:04:58,967 Any questions? 832 01:05:01,811 --> 01:05:03,009 Good. 833 01:05:23,791 --> 01:05:25,665 What are you doing up there? 834 01:05:28,254 --> 01:05:29,582 Guessing. 835 01:05:29,922 --> 01:05:31,297 l... 836 01:05:31,674 --> 01:05:34,082 ...guess no one"s coming. 837 01:05:37,304 --> 01:05:39,712 Please come down from there. 838 01:05:40,558 --> 01:05:41,720 Twit. 839 01:05:44,270 --> 01:05:47,436 l guess there"s a ladder around here somewhere. 840 01:05:48,190 --> 01:05:49,353 Here we are. 841 01:05:49,817 --> 01:05:50,647 Right. 842 01:06:01,412 --> 01:06:03,036 Oh, shit! 843 01:06:17,553 --> 01:06:19,878 l can see! 844 01:06:28,689 --> 01:06:30,017 l was wrong. 845 01:06:41,285 --> 01:06:43,408 Blimey, these are hard to get on. 846 01:06:43,829 --> 01:06:47,281 Let"s face it, you"ve got to be a man to wear tights. 847 01:06:50,002 --> 01:06:51,165 Will... 848 01:06:51,420 --> 01:06:52,796 ...how are me seams? 849 01:06:53,047 --> 01:06:54,078 Perfect. 850 01:06:54,548 --> 01:06:56,422 Every time. 851 01:06:58,761 --> 01:07:00,089 We"re men 852 01:07:00,388 --> 01:07:02,297 We"re men in tights 853 01:07:02,932 --> 01:07:05,886 We roam around the forest Looking for fights 854 01:07:06,227 --> 01:07:07,769 We"re men 855 01:07:08,020 --> 01:07:10,178 We"re men in tights 856 01:07:10,439 --> 01:07:12,017 We rob from the rich And give to the poor 857 01:07:12,274 --> 01:07:13,437 That"s right! 858 01:07:13,859 --> 01:07:17,691 We may look like sissies 859 01:07:17,988 --> 01:07:21,322 But watch what you say Or else we"ll put out your lights 860 01:07:21,867 --> 01:07:23,030 We"re men 861 01:07:23,285 --> 01:07:25,077 We"re men in tights 862 01:07:25,788 --> 01:07:28,955 Always on guard Defending the people"s rights 863 01:07:41,262 --> 01:07:43,005 We"re men Manly men! 864 01:07:43,222 --> 01:07:45,131 We"re men in tights Yes! 865 01:07:45,391 --> 01:07:48,557 We roam around the forest Looking for fights 866 01:07:48,811 --> 01:07:49,760 We"re men 867 01:07:50,521 --> 01:07:52,099 We"re men in tights 868 01:07:53,232 --> 01:07:54,395 We rob from the rich And give to the poor 869 01:07:54,650 --> 01:07:55,765 That"s right! 870 01:07:56,360 --> 01:08:00,607 We may look like pansies 871 01:08:00,865 --> 01:08:02,822 But don"t get us wrong Or else we"ll put out your lights 872 01:08:04,034 --> 01:08:05,742 We"re men 873 01:08:05,995 --> 01:08:07,987 We"re men in tights Tight tights! 874 01:08:08,247 --> 01:08:11,616 Always on guard Defending the people"s rights 875 01:08:12,251 --> 01:08:15,038 When you"re in a fix Just call for the men in tights 876 01:08:15,296 --> 01:08:16,707 We"re butch! 877 01:08:38,986 --> 01:08:39,816 Here. 878 01:08:40,279 --> 01:08:41,441 Allow me. 879 01:08:42,823 --> 01:08:44,234 Thank you. 880 01:08:53,417 --> 01:08:55,457 You"re so sweet. 881 01:08:55,836 --> 01:08:59,205 ls there anything l can do for you? 882 01:09:00,424 --> 01:09:01,669 You can get off me. 883 01:09:05,930 --> 01:09:07,009 Little John! 884 01:09:07,598 --> 01:09:08,973 l panicked. 885 01:09:14,855 --> 01:09:16,515 What are you doing here? 886 01:09:16,774 --> 01:09:21,068 Prince John and Rottingham have hired murderers to kill you at the fair. 887 01:09:21,487 --> 01:09:23,029 You mustn"t go. 888 01:09:24,657 --> 01:09:26,733 Well, that"s easy. l won"t. 889 01:09:27,410 --> 01:09:29,449 l"m so happy. 890 01:09:29,704 --> 01:09:34,033 They were going to lure you there by having an archery contest. 891 01:09:34,291 --> 01:09:36,830 An archery contest? 892 01:09:37,086 --> 01:09:39,043 Their archer is unbeatable. 893 01:09:39,296 --> 01:09:40,411 Really? 894 01:09:40,673 --> 01:09:43,590 Robin, promise you won"t go. 895 01:09:43,843 --> 01:09:45,752 All right, l promise you won"t go. 896 01:09:46,011 --> 01:09:47,256 Thank you. 897 01:09:49,181 --> 01:09:50,925 Hey, wait a minute. You said-- 898 01:09:51,142 --> 01:09:53,430 -Cool it! -Chilled. 899 01:09:55,104 --> 01:09:56,302 Come, my dear. 900 01:10:05,990 --> 01:10:09,026 The night is young, and you"re so beautiful. 901 01:10:09,785 --> 01:10:11,065 B flat. 902 01:10:11,746 --> 01:10:14,283 The night is young 903 01:10:14,498 --> 01:10:17,369 And you"re so beautiful 904 01:10:17,626 --> 01:10:19,500 Here among::: 905 01:10:19,753 --> 01:10:21,296 ::: the shadows 906 01:10:21,547 --> 01:10:23,623 Beautiful lady 907 01:10:26,635 --> 01:10:29,126 Open your heart 908 01:10:32,641 --> 01:10:34,848 The scene is set 909 01:10:35,227 --> 01:10:37,600 The breezes sing of it 910 01:10:37,855 --> 01:10:39,266 Can"t you get 911 01:10:39,899 --> 01:10:42,472 Into the swing of it? 912 01:10:42,735 --> 01:10:44,692 Lady 913 01:10:46,322 --> 01:10:48,480 When do we start? 914 01:10:50,326 --> 01:10:53,742 When the lady is kissable 915 01:10:54,830 --> 01:10:57,037 And the evening is cool 916 01:10:59,960 --> 01:11:02,498 Any dream is permissible 917 01:11:04,214 --> 01:11:07,216 In the heart of a fool 918 01:11:10,137 --> 01:11:12,177 The moon is high 919 01:11:12,431 --> 01:11:15,005 And you"re so glamourous 920 01:11:15,351 --> 01:11:19,265 And if I seem over-amorous 921 01:11:19,522 --> 01:11:21,265 Lady 922 01:11:23,067 --> 01:11:25,190 What can I do? 923 01:11:28,823 --> 01:11:31,195 The night is young 924 01:11:32,326 --> 01:11:35,196 And I"m in love 925 01:11:35,454 --> 01:11:37,613 With::: 926 01:11:39,541 --> 01:11:41,997 :::you! 927 01:12:06,652 --> 01:12:09,855 Oh, my dearest, l"m ready for that kiss now. 928 01:12:10,114 --> 01:12:12,687 But first, l must warn you... 929 01:12:12,950 --> 01:12:14,943 ...it could only be a kiss. 930 01:12:15,202 --> 01:12:17,160 For l am a virgin... 931 01:12:17,413 --> 01:12:18,990 ...and could never... 932 01:12:19,749 --> 01:12:21,409 ...go all the way. 933 01:12:22,126 --> 01:12:24,664 Unless, of course, l were married. 934 01:12:25,462 --> 01:12:28,250 Or if a man pledged his endless love... 935 01:12:29,049 --> 01:12:30,378 ...to me. 936 01:12:30,634 --> 01:12:34,584 Or if l knew that he desperately cared for me. 937 01:12:35,056 --> 01:12:37,344 Or if he were really cute. 938 01:12:39,852 --> 01:12:42,177 But my darling, you"re shivering. 939 01:12:42,438 --> 01:12:45,854 Are you cold? What are you wearing underneath that cape? 940 01:12:46,066 --> 01:12:47,774 Practically nothing. 941 01:12:52,656 --> 01:12:54,779 Oh, except that. 942 01:12:55,034 --> 01:12:58,652 l forgot to tell you about my chastity belt. lt"s an Everlast. 943 01:12:58,913 --> 01:12:59,909 l"ll bet. 944 01:13:00,164 --> 01:13:01,444 Oh, darling... 945 01:13:01,707 --> 01:13:03,451 ...don"t despair... 946 01:13:03,709 --> 01:13:05,915 ...for it is written on a scroll: 947 01:13:06,128 --> 01:13:08,880 "One day, he who is destined for me... 948 01:13:09,131 --> 01:13:11,622 ...shall be endowed with the magical key... 949 01:13:11,884 --> 01:13:13,841 ...that will bring an end to my... 950 01:13:14,095 --> 01:13:15,637 ...virginity." 951 01:13:16,722 --> 01:13:18,264 Oh, Marian... 952 01:13:18,557 --> 01:13:20,051 ...if only t"were me. 953 01:13:20,309 --> 01:13:22,385 Oh, if it t"were you, t"would be... 954 01:13:22,645 --> 01:13:24,436 ...t"werrific. 955 01:13:27,524 --> 01:13:29,896 No ding-ding without the wedding ring. 956 01:13:49,505 --> 01:13:51,083 Goodbye, my dearest. 957 01:13:59,557 --> 01:14:00,802 Toodle-loo! 958 01:14:22,455 --> 01:14:25,242 -Time-out! Time-out! -What is wrong? 959 01:14:25,499 --> 01:14:28,168 l should have never worn these shoes. 960 01:14:29,002 --> 01:14:31,245 They just don"t match my purse. 961 01:14:32,506 --> 01:14:34,545 Blinkin, fix your boobs. 962 01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:37,089 You look like a bleeding Picasso. 963 01:14:39,430 --> 01:14:41,054 Goodness gracious! 964 01:14:43,601 --> 01:14:44,680 Peanuts! 965 01:14:44,894 --> 01:14:48,512 Peanut power here! Poor man"s lunch there! 966 01:14:48,730 --> 01:14:49,727 Shell game here! 967 01:15:00,951 --> 01:15:03,738 The Royal Archery Contest is about to begin! 968 01:15:04,955 --> 01:15:08,289 Archers, take your places! 969 01:15:14,757 --> 01:15:16,216 Are we... 970 01:15:17,551 --> 01:15:19,045 ...prepared? 971 01:15:19,678 --> 01:15:20,876 Sire. 972 01:15:40,741 --> 01:15:42,817 Oh, it"s good. 973 01:15:43,327 --> 01:15:44,869 lt"s good. 974 01:15:45,121 --> 01:15:46,496 Archers... 975 01:15:46,747 --> 01:15:48,123 ...to the line! 976 01:15:56,757 --> 01:15:58,132 Ready... 977 01:15:59,385 --> 01:16:00,843 ...aim... 978 01:16:03,055 --> 01:16:04,218 ...wait for it... 979 01:16:06,183 --> 01:16:07,892 ...fire! 980 01:16:14,191 --> 01:16:17,358 The two archers that hit the bull"s-eye can stay! 981 01:16:18,070 --> 01:16:19,648 The rest of you gentlemen... 982 01:16:19,906 --> 01:16:21,316 ...can bugger off! 983 01:16:26,537 --> 01:16:27,699 There he is! 984 01:16:28,748 --> 01:16:31,120 The old man is Loxley! 985 01:16:34,962 --> 01:16:36,373 Are you sure? 986 01:16:36,631 --> 01:16:38,623 lt looks like Mark Twain. 987 01:16:41,927 --> 01:16:44,715 The old man may go first! 988 01:16:56,400 --> 01:16:57,729 Well done... 989 01:16:57,985 --> 01:16:59,313 ...Robin of Loxley! 990 01:17:17,129 --> 01:17:19,964 He"s crazy! We gotta stop him! 991 01:17:22,218 --> 01:17:24,887 Sorry, ladies, this is the royal entrance. 992 01:17:25,221 --> 01:17:27,427 You"ll have to go around the other way. 993 01:17:29,517 --> 01:17:32,304 Look what you"ve done, you idiot! 994 01:17:32,937 --> 01:17:35,226 Now he"s even more of a hero to the people. 995 01:17:35,481 --> 01:17:37,639 Luca Pazzo still has a shot. 996 01:17:37,900 --> 01:17:41,233 But he hit the very centre of the bull"s-eye! 997 01:17:41,487 --> 01:17:42,897 Schmuck! 998 01:17:43,572 --> 01:17:45,980 Wait and watch, sire. 999 01:17:59,005 --> 01:18:02,504 He split Robin"s arrow in twain! 1000 01:18:05,261 --> 01:18:07,253 Things are looking up. 1001 01:18:12,852 --> 01:18:14,346 Nice shot! 1002 01:18:22,319 --> 01:18:25,190 Robin"s in trouble! Shove off! 1003 01:18:27,283 --> 01:18:28,397 l lost. 1004 01:18:29,285 --> 01:18:30,483 l lost? 1005 01:18:30,995 --> 01:18:34,530 l"m not supposed to lose. Let me see the script. 1006 01:18:37,501 --> 01:18:39,375 Robin, time to fly. 1007 01:18:39,628 --> 01:18:42,084 Go back to Sherwood Forest! 1008 01:18:42,381 --> 01:18:45,133 Oh, good. They"ve opened the salad bar. 1009 01:18:45,384 --> 01:18:46,298 Wait! 1010 01:18:46,552 --> 01:18:48,343 l get another shot! 1011 01:18:48,596 --> 01:18:50,173 He gets another shot! 1012 01:18:52,058 --> 01:18:53,884 Does Robin get another shot? 1013 01:19:00,858 --> 01:19:03,527 Yes, he does. He does. 1014 01:19:06,947 --> 01:19:09,948 Sires and ladies, silence! Listen! 1015 01:19:10,201 --> 01:19:11,529 Robin has another shot. 1016 01:19:14,914 --> 01:19:16,573 Let"s give him the chop. 1017 01:19:29,261 --> 01:19:31,931 Quick! Eliminate him before he shoots! 1018 01:19:45,069 --> 01:19:46,563 How did you do that? 1019 01:19:46,821 --> 01:19:49,229 l heard that coming a mile away. 1020 01:19:49,490 --> 01:19:53,073 -Very good, Blinkin. Well done. -Pardon? Who"s talking? 1021 01:19:53,995 --> 01:19:55,109 " Patriot arrow"? 1022 01:20:43,377 --> 01:20:44,207 Arrest him! 1023 01:20:45,921 --> 01:20:48,080 Move it! Move it! Out of the way! 1024 01:20:50,968 --> 01:20:52,676 Loxley is a traitor to the Crown! 1025 01:20:52,970 --> 01:20:55,592 lt"ll be so much fun to watch you hang! 1026 01:20:58,351 --> 01:20:59,346 Wait! 1027 01:21:01,270 --> 01:21:02,598 What for? 1028 01:21:03,397 --> 01:21:08,474 lf you let Robin live, l"ll do the most disgusting thing l can think of. 1029 01:21:10,279 --> 01:21:11,939 And what"s that? 1030 01:21:14,325 --> 01:21:16,198 l shall marry you. 1031 01:21:16,452 --> 01:21:17,317 What? 1032 01:21:17,745 --> 01:21:21,328 You"ll be mine? You"ll give yourself to me every night? 1033 01:21:21,582 --> 01:21:24,155 And sometimes right after lunch? 1034 01:21:25,294 --> 01:21:26,208 Yes. 1035 01:21:26,420 --> 01:21:28,294 But only my body. 1036 01:21:28,506 --> 01:21:33,002 You can never have my heart, my mind, or my soul. 1037 01:21:34,220 --> 01:21:36,508 Oh, yes. l respect that. 1038 01:21:40,267 --> 01:21:43,387 Marian, my life"s not worth it! Just say nay! 1039 01:21:46,649 --> 01:21:48,558 Walk this way. 1040 01:22:00,830 --> 01:22:03,949 Send word to one and all and all and one-- 1041 01:22:04,792 --> 01:22:06,666 That"s redundant, isn"t it? 1042 01:22:06,919 --> 01:22:08,662 -What? -Shut up! 1043 01:22:09,046 --> 01:22:12,747 Tell everybody that before the day is out, we shall have a wedding... 1044 01:22:13,008 --> 01:22:14,336 ...or a hanging. 1045 01:22:14,593 --> 01:22:16,882 Either way, we ought to have a lot of fun. 1046 01:22:23,936 --> 01:22:26,059 We are grossly outnumbered. 1047 01:22:26,272 --> 01:22:27,849 So what can we do? 1048 01:22:28,649 --> 01:22:30,309 We gotta get the villagers. 1049 01:22:30,818 --> 01:22:33,985 -They"re not ready to fight. -Man, we are choiceless! 1050 01:22:34,238 --> 01:22:36,859 What"s the fastest way to reach the villagers? 1051 01:22:37,116 --> 01:22:38,575 Why don"t we fox them? 1052 01:22:38,784 --> 01:22:39,780 -Fox them. -Fox them. 1053 01:22:40,035 --> 01:22:41,743 Fox them! 1054 01:22:54,008 --> 01:22:57,673 Take this message to the village as fast as you can. 1055 01:22:57,928 --> 01:23:00,419 Now pay attention. Have you got it? 1056 01:23:00,639 --> 01:23:01,670 Good. 1057 01:23:09,857 --> 01:23:13,308 Let"s get out of this ladies" clothing, get into our tights. 1058 01:23:17,823 --> 01:23:20,231 Come on, man. There you go. 1059 01:23:21,327 --> 01:23:22,572 Are you about... 1060 01:23:22,870 --> 01:23:24,744 ...a 1 6, 1 6-1 I2? 1061 01:23:36,967 --> 01:23:38,960 -There. -lt"s a little tight. 1062 01:23:39,220 --> 01:23:41,508 That"s the idea! 1063 01:23:43,099 --> 01:23:45,768 Would you care for a blindfold? 1064 01:23:46,435 --> 01:23:48,511 How about half a one? 1065 01:23:49,563 --> 01:23:50,808 Get it, sir? 1066 01:24:04,287 --> 01:24:05,116 Sorry. 1067 01:24:07,623 --> 01:24:08,903 Good morrow, abbot. 1068 01:24:09,166 --> 01:24:10,910 -Welcome, abbot. -Good morrow. 1069 01:24:11,168 --> 01:24:12,746 -Hello, abbot. -Good morrow. 1070 01:24:13,003 --> 01:24:14,332 Hey, Abbott! 1071 01:24:15,005 --> 01:24:17,128 l hate that guy. 1072 01:24:26,267 --> 01:24:28,141 She"s beautiful! 1073 01:24:31,271 --> 01:24:33,099 Present swords! 1074 01:25:00,551 --> 01:25:02,211 What"s going on? 1075 01:25:02,762 --> 01:25:05,632 Just in case you change your mind, my dear. 1076 01:25:06,474 --> 01:25:10,008 l will conduct the opening prayer in the new Latin. 1077 01:25:12,563 --> 01:25:14,021 "Oh, ordl-ay... 1078 01:25:14,273 --> 01:25:17,856 ...iveusg-ay oury-ay essingsbl-ay. 1079 01:25:18,819 --> 01:25:21,441 Amen-ay." 1080 01:25:29,247 --> 01:25:31,488 We are gathered here today... 1081 01:25:31,749 --> 01:25:35,877 ...to witness the marriage of Mervyn, the Sheriff of-- 1082 01:25:40,216 --> 01:25:41,045 Mervyn? 1083 01:25:42,593 --> 01:25:43,969 Your name is Mervyn? 1084 01:25:48,557 --> 01:25:49,588 Shut up! Shut up! 1085 01:25:50,268 --> 01:25:51,726 Continue with the service. 1086 01:26:06,575 --> 01:26:07,903 Do you... 1087 01:26:08,577 --> 01:26:10,653 ...Sheriff of Rottingham... 1088 01:26:10,871 --> 01:26:13,825 ...take Maid Marian to be your lawful wedded wife? 1089 01:26:14,083 --> 01:26:16,835 To love and to hold in sickness and in health... 1090 01:26:17,086 --> 01:26:20,621 -...till death do you part? -Yes, l do. Get on with it! 1091 01:26:20,923 --> 01:26:24,458 Marian, do you vow to do all the stuff l just said to him? 1092 01:26:25,720 --> 01:26:27,048 Say, " l do" ... 1093 01:26:27,305 --> 01:26:29,048 ...or Robin dies. 1094 01:26:34,729 --> 01:26:36,139 l.... 1095 01:26:37,148 --> 01:26:38,725 l... 1096 01:26:40,109 --> 01:26:41,104 ...do... 1097 01:26:41,902 --> 01:26:43,313 ...not! 1098 01:26:48,242 --> 01:26:50,780 -Who"s the man? Who"s the man? -Go! 1099 01:26:50,995 --> 01:26:52,821 Arrest them! Seize them! Stop them! 1100 01:26:53,080 --> 01:26:55,405 Hurt them! Hurt them! 1101 01:26:55,666 --> 01:26:57,873 Look! The villagers are coming! 1102 01:27:08,637 --> 01:27:10,713 l believe this belongs to you, sir. 1103 01:27:10,973 --> 01:27:12,384 You know what they say... 1104 01:27:12,600 --> 01:27:15,090 ..." No noose is good noose." 1105 01:27:24,153 --> 01:27:25,351 Nice shooting. 1106 01:27:25,613 --> 01:27:28,863 To tell you the truth, l was aiming for the hangman. 1107 01:27:31,744 --> 01:27:32,942 Fellas... 1108 01:27:33,204 --> 01:27:34,614 ...we got company. 1109 01:27:34,872 --> 01:27:38,157 On the count of jump--! Wait for it.... 1110 01:27:38,417 --> 01:27:40,160 Charge! 1111 01:27:40,544 --> 01:27:41,458 Jump! 1112 01:28:03,525 --> 01:28:06,776 l shall have you, married or no! 1113 01:28:35,433 --> 01:28:38,137 The Sheriff, he got your woman, man! 1114 01:28:40,229 --> 01:28:42,186 He"s taking her to the tower! 1115 01:28:42,397 --> 01:28:44,556 He"s gonna deflower her in the tower! 1116 01:28:46,819 --> 01:28:50,520 l"m sorry we don"t have enough time for romance, my dear. 1117 01:28:54,118 --> 01:28:56,739 Consider this foreplay! 1118 01:29:00,750 --> 01:29:02,576 A chastity belt? 1119 01:29:03,544 --> 01:29:06,498 That"s going to chafe my willy. 1120 01:29:06,756 --> 01:29:08,416 l"ll be back. 1121 01:29:08,674 --> 01:29:11,343 l hope she"s still wearing her iron underwear. 1122 01:29:14,263 --> 01:29:16,220 No matter what you do... 1123 01:29:16,432 --> 01:29:18,389 ...l will never submit. 1124 01:29:31,739 --> 01:29:33,233 Prepare for the fight scene. 1125 01:29:35,326 --> 01:29:37,899 Forgive the interruption, my darling. 1126 01:29:38,663 --> 01:29:40,821 l"ll dispatch your love... 1127 01:29:41,249 --> 01:29:42,908 ...and then come back... 1128 01:29:43,167 --> 01:29:44,910 ...and finish the job. 1129 01:29:49,214 --> 01:29:51,254 -En garde! -Thanks for the warning. 1130 01:29:56,389 --> 01:29:57,587 Shocking! 1131 01:30:05,522 --> 01:30:06,637 Parry, parry. 1132 01:30:06,899 --> 01:30:08,441 Thrust, thrust. 1133 01:30:08,692 --> 01:30:09,937 Good! 1134 01:30:50,359 --> 01:30:51,734 Oh, sorry. 1135 01:31:34,820 --> 01:31:37,856 lt is the key to the greatest treasure in all the land! 1136 01:31:38,782 --> 01:31:43,195 This means you"ve always been my one true love because it"s the right size! 1137 01:31:43,996 --> 01:31:47,281 lt"s not the size that counts! lt"s how you use it! 1138 01:31:59,428 --> 01:32:01,006 Thank you, my friend. 1139 01:32:16,737 --> 01:32:17,816 Oh, it"s... 1140 01:32:18,072 --> 01:32:19,151 ...not so bad. 1141 01:32:22,368 --> 01:32:24,076 l was wrong. 1142 01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:33,618 Oh, my dear, beloved Sheriff of Rottingham! 1143 01:32:33,879 --> 01:32:35,421 You"ve been run through! 1144 01:32:35,840 --> 01:32:37,832 How do you feel? 1145 01:32:38,550 --> 01:32:41,635 l"m dying, you fool! 1146 01:32:41,971 --> 01:32:43,797 -You don"t have to die! -l don"t? 1147 01:32:45,599 --> 01:32:48,055 l"ve got this magic pill... 1148 01:32:48,311 --> 01:32:51,062 ...that could save your life. 1149 01:32:52,105 --> 01:32:54,312 And l"ll give it to you... 1150 01:32:54,567 --> 01:32:56,725 ...if you promise to marry me... 1151 01:32:56,986 --> 01:32:59,524 ...and be mine forever! 1152 01:33:03,367 --> 01:33:05,609 Oh, all right! 1153 01:33:14,795 --> 01:33:15,875 How do you feel now? 1154 01:33:16,130 --> 01:33:17,541 Good, good. 1155 01:33:17,798 --> 01:33:19,126 Surprisingly good. 1156 01:33:19,383 --> 01:33:21,376 And yet, somehow... 1157 01:33:22,428 --> 01:33:25,180 ...incredibly depressed. 1158 01:33:37,651 --> 01:33:40,107 l always wanted to marry a cop. 1159 01:33:40,362 --> 01:33:42,402 Wait! Wait! 1160 01:33:42,657 --> 01:33:45,361 l"ve changed my mind! 1161 01:33:48,996 --> 01:33:51,783 l love you, Robin of Loxley. 1162 01:33:52,041 --> 01:33:54,746 And l you, Marian of Bagelle. 1163 01:34:08,641 --> 01:34:10,100 Oh, my darling... 1164 01:34:10,601 --> 01:34:12,392 ...at last. 1165 01:34:28,202 --> 01:34:30,907 Wait, wait! You"re not married yet! 1166 01:34:31,622 --> 01:34:34,742 Before you do it, you must go through it! 1167 01:34:35,876 --> 01:34:37,620 Or else l blew it. 1168 01:34:46,053 --> 01:34:46,883 Hey, rabbi! 1169 01:34:53,269 --> 01:34:54,549 Who calls? 1170 01:34:55,104 --> 01:34:57,725 lt is l, Robin. We wish to get married... 1171 01:34:57,981 --> 01:34:59,227 ...in a hurry. 1172 01:34:59,608 --> 01:35:01,814 " Married in a hurry"? That"s wonderful! 1173 01:35:02,069 --> 01:35:05,189 Wait, l"m on my last customer. l"ll be right out. 1174 01:35:08,993 --> 01:35:11,566 Put a little ice on it. lt"ll be fine. 1175 01:35:14,790 --> 01:35:17,791 Married in a hurry! Please invite me to the bris. 1176 01:35:18,043 --> 01:35:19,787 Now, are you ready? 1177 01:35:20,045 --> 01:35:21,041 Robin, do you? 1178 01:35:21,296 --> 01:35:22,292 l do. 1179 01:35:22,673 --> 01:35:24,547 -Marian, do you? -l do. 1180 01:35:24,800 --> 01:35:27,505 l now pronounce you man and-- 1181 01:35:27,720 --> 01:35:28,633 l object! 1182 01:35:30,097 --> 01:35:30,927 Who asked? 1183 01:35:31,599 --> 01:35:34,635 lt"s King Richard, back from the Crusades! 1184 01:35:36,103 --> 01:35:38,475 Boy, now l"m in trouble. 1185 01:35:42,985 --> 01:35:45,655 You are no longer worthy to wear... 1186 01:35:45,905 --> 01:35:48,574 ...this sacred symbol of authority. 1187 01:35:49,825 --> 01:35:52,316 Oh, please have mercy on me, brother. 1188 01:35:52,661 --> 01:35:53,776 lt wasn"t my fault. 1189 01:35:54,038 --> 01:35:56,244 l got bad advice from Rottingham. 1190 01:35:56,541 --> 01:35:58,034 Bullshit! Bullshit! 1191 01:35:58,876 --> 01:36:02,494 Brother, you have surrounded your given name... 1192 01:36:02,713 --> 01:36:04,670 ...with a foul stench! 1193 01:36:05,966 --> 01:36:07,509 From this day forth... 1194 01:36:07,760 --> 01:36:12,137 ...all the toilets in this kingdom shall be known as... 1195 01:36:12,848 --> 01:36:14,046 ..."Johns." 1196 01:36:17,103 --> 01:36:18,182 Take him away! 1197 01:36:18,437 --> 01:36:19,635 Wait! Wait! 1198 01:36:20,314 --> 01:36:22,472 Put him in the Tower of London! 1199 01:36:23,442 --> 01:36:26,016 Make him part of the tour. 1200 01:36:32,701 --> 01:36:37,197 The news of your great deeds has reached me even in Jerusalem. 1201 01:36:37,456 --> 01:36:42,118 England owes you and your men a great debt of gratitude. Henceforth... 1202 01:36:42,336 --> 01:36:44,874 ...your rights and lands shall be returned... 1203 01:36:45,131 --> 01:36:49,175 ...and you shall rule all Sherwood from this day forth. 1204 01:36:52,388 --> 01:36:54,630 Kneel, Robin of Loxley. 1205 01:36:58,686 --> 01:37:00,096 And arise... 1206 01:37:00,354 --> 01:37:03,391 ...Sir Robin of Loxley. 1207 01:37:08,487 --> 01:37:09,816 Thank you, sir. 1208 01:37:10,114 --> 01:37:11,359 Excuse me, king. 1209 01:37:11,615 --> 01:37:15,993 Why, if you like this guy so much, do you object to his marriage to Marian? 1210 01:37:16,245 --> 01:37:19,282 l have no objections, but l haven"t yet kissed the bride. 1211 01:37:19,540 --> 01:37:22,624 lt is a custom and my royal right. 1212 01:37:22,876 --> 01:37:24,122 Hold this, Father. 1213 01:37:24,670 --> 01:37:26,330 -Rabbi. -Whatever. 1214 01:37:36,390 --> 01:37:38,383 lt"s good to be the king. 1215 01:37:42,813 --> 01:37:44,521 Now you may marry them. 1216 01:37:44,773 --> 01:37:46,517 Thank you. Here"s your knife. 1217 01:37:46,775 --> 01:37:48,317 -Sword. -Whatever. 1218 01:37:49,779 --> 01:37:53,028 Okay, where did we leave off? Oh, that"s right. 1219 01:37:53,282 --> 01:37:55,738 We"re up to the best part. Do you, Marian? 1220 01:37:56,202 --> 01:37:57,115 l do. 1221 01:37:57,370 --> 01:37:59,658 -Do you, Robin? -l do. 1222 01:38:00,289 --> 01:38:03,705 l now pronounce you man and... 1223 01:38:07,254 --> 01:38:08,369 ...wife! 1224 01:38:15,971 --> 01:38:18,641 We"re going to have to remodel the castle... 1225 01:38:18,891 --> 01:38:21,762 ...to make room for all the babies. 1226 01:38:27,524 --> 01:38:30,479 For my first order of business, l wish to appoint... 1227 01:38:30,736 --> 01:38:32,693 ...a new sheriff of Rottingham. 1228 01:38:32,947 --> 01:38:34,026 My friend... 1229 01:38:34,698 --> 01:38:35,943 ...Ahchoo. 1230 01:38:36,158 --> 01:38:37,403 All right! 1231 01:38:38,160 --> 01:38:40,616 A black sheriff? 1232 01:38:41,163 --> 01:38:42,539 He"s black? 1233 01:38:43,416 --> 01:38:44,958 And why not? 1234 01:38:45,209 --> 01:38:47,747 lt worked in Blazing Saddles: 1235 01:38:49,880 --> 01:38:50,959 That"s good. 1236 01:39:05,604 --> 01:39:07,597 So that"s the story And it worked out good 1237 01:39:07,857 --> 01:39:10,099 Richard"s on his throne And Robin"s back in the "hood 1238 01:39:10,359 --> 01:39:14,772 So let"s bid our friends a fine adieu And hope we meet again in Robin Hood 2 1239 01:39:29,128 --> 01:39:30,326 Rise... 1240 01:39:30,587 --> 01:39:33,672 ...Sir Robin of Loxley. 1241 01:39:40,223 --> 01:39:41,716 Hey, Abbott! 1242 01:39:42,933 --> 01:39:44,593 l hate that guy! 1243 01:39:46,020 --> 01:39:49,685 Let"s see now. What are you, 1 6, 1 6-1 I2? 1244 01:39:55,112 --> 01:39:56,820 Feygeles? 1245 01:40:01,577 --> 01:40:02,775 Welcome home... 1246 01:40:03,037 --> 01:40:04,828 ...Mrs. of Loxley. 1247 01:40:05,081 --> 01:40:06,705 Mrs. of Loxley. 1248 01:40:06,957 --> 01:40:09,164 Oh, l"m so happy! 1249 01:40:15,716 --> 01:40:17,044 Oh, my dearest... 1250 01:40:17,426 --> 01:40:19,335 ...shall l turn the key? 1251 01:40:19,595 --> 01:40:21,552 Oh, yes, darling! 1252 01:40:21,806 --> 01:40:22,754 But please... 1253 01:40:25,017 --> 01:40:26,512 ...be gentle. 1254 01:40:33,150 --> 01:40:34,692 Darling? 1255 01:40:34,944 --> 01:40:35,892 What? 1256 01:40:36,111 --> 01:40:38,899 -You"re not going to believe this: -What? 1257 01:40:39,115 --> 01:40:41,605 -It won"t open: -What? 1258 01:40:42,660 --> 01:40:44,866 Wait! I have an idea! 1259 01:40:45,455 --> 01:40:47,032 Call a locksmith! 1260 01:40:47,248 --> 01:40:49,536 Call a locksmith! 1261 01:40:49,750 --> 01:40:51,410 Call a locksmith! 1262 01:40:51,752 --> 01:40:54,125 Call a locksmith! 85091

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