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HAVE YOU SEEN STEVE?
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NOPE.
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HE'S DRIVING ME NUTS.
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EVERY AFTERNOON
HE ASKS TO
WALK ME TO WORK.
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WHAT YOU NEED
IS URKEL REPELLENT.
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YEAH, WELL, I'M GOING TO
FOOL HIM TODAY.
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I'M LEAVING
AN HOUR EARLY.
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HI, ANGEL LIPS.
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WANT ME TO
WALK YOU TO WORK?
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IT'S NO TROUBLE AT ALL,
MY LITTLE BABUSHKA.
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I GIVE UP.
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* IT'S A RARE CONDITION *
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* THIS DAY AND AGE *
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* TO READ ANY GOOD NEWS *
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* ON THE NEWSPAPER PAGE *
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* LOVE AND TRADITION *
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* OF THE GRAND DESIGN *
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* SOME PEOPLE SAY *
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* IS EVEN HARDER
TO FIND *
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* WELL, THEN, THERE MUST BE
SOME MAGIC CLUE *
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* INSIDE THESE
GENTLE WALLS *
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* 'CAUSE ALL I SEE *
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* IS A TOWER OF DREAMS *
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* REAL LOVE BURSTIN'
OUT OF EVERY SEAM *
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* AS DAYS GO BY *
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* WE'RE GONNA FILL OUR HOUSE
WITH HAPPINESS *
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* THE MOON MAY CRY *
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* BUT WE'LL SMOTHER THE BLUES
WITH TENDERNESS *
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* AS DAYS GO BY *
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* THERE'S ROOM FOR YOU
ROOM FOR ME *
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* FOR GENTLE HEARTS
AND OPPORTUNITY *
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* AS DAYS GO BY *
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* IT'S THE BIGGER LOVE
OF THE FAMILY *
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THANKS, MOM.
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LOOK, RICHIE'S
CHECKING OUT
THE STOCK MARKET.
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YOU GOT ANY
HOT TIPS, SWEETIE?
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TOYS.
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WE SHOULD BUY
A TOY STOCK?
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NO. JUST TOYS.
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HARRIETTE.
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UH-OH.
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[HUMMING]
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OH, GREAT.
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IT'S DANCE CONTEST
TIME AGAIN.
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MY FAVORITE TIME
OF YEAR.
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MINE, TOO.
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NOT IN FRONT
OF THE CHILDREN.
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WHEW.
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DAD, DO WE HAVE TO
SELL TICKETS
THIS YEAR?
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NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
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YES.
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YOU GET TO.
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OH, DAD!
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COME ON, KIDS,
PERK UP.
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AFTER ALL,
THE CONTEST
IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
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WE RAISE MONEY
FOR THE POLICEMAN'S
MEMORIAL FOUNDATION.
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CAN I BE HONEST
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ABOUT
GOING TO THE
DANCE CONTEST?
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SURE.
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I'D RATHER
DO A SWAN DIVE
ON A CACTUS.
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WHY?
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WELL, IT'S REAL DEPRESSING
WATCHING PEOPLE YOUR AGE
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DO THE LAMBADA.
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HAVE A NICE DAY?
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WELL, I TOOK THAT JACKET
DOWN A PEG OR TWO.
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COME UPSTAIRS WITH ME.
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I GOT A SWEATER
THAT'S BEEN
GIVING ME TROUBLE.
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HARRIETTE...
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MAKE NOTE.
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CHARLIE CARNELLI IS NOT
WELCOME IN THIS HOUSE.
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FINE. WHO'S
CHARLIE CARNELLI?
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THE BIGGEST JERK
DOWN AT THE PRECINCT.
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A JACKASS WITH A BADGE.
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I THOUGHT THAT
WAS YOUR CAPTAIN.
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SIT DOWN, RELAX,
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TELL ME
WHAT HAPPENED.
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TWO WEEKS AGO
HE TRANSFERS
FROM THE SOUTH SIDE.
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I COULD TELL HE WAS
A GOOBER FROM THE GET-GO.
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HOW DOES THIS GOOBER
GET YOU?
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EVERYTHING'S A COMPETITION
WITH CHARLIE--
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WHO'S GOT THE BEST SCORE
AT THE SHOOTING RANGE?
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WHO GETS
THE MOST COLLARS?
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WHO CAN BURP
THE LONGEST?
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I BET YOU WON
THAT ONE.
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OF COURSE, BUT THAT'S
NOT THE POINT.
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TODAY CHARLIE STARTS
SHOOTING OFF HIS MOUTH
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ABOUT HOW HE'S GOING
TO WIN THE DANCE CONTEST.
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HE SAYS HE'S THE WORLD'S
GREATEST DANCER.
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THAT KIND OF BRAGGING
IS CHILDISH, STUPID,
AND PETTY.
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CARL, YOU ARE
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
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I SAID WE'LL
WIPE UP THE FLOOR
WITH HIM.
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CARL.
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RACHEL!
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IS RACHEL HERE?
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NO. SHE'S AT WORK,
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BUT I'M SURE
SHE HEARD YOU.
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I'M GOING TO ASK HER
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TO COME UP WITH
A KILLER ROUTINE.
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WE WERE ENTERING
THIS CONTEST
FOR THE FUN.
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FUN JUST WENT
OUT THE WINDOW.
THIS IS WAR.
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A FIGHT TO THE FINISH.
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THE CARNELLIS
AND THE WINSLOWS
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ARE GOING TO RUMBA.
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* CHICK-A-BOOM,
CHICK-A-BOOM *
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* CHICK-A-BOOM-BOOM *
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* CHICK-A-BOOM,
CHICK-A-BOOM *
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* CHICK-A-BOOM-BOOM *
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* CHICK-A-BOOM,
CHICK-A-BOOM... *
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[SWING MUSIC PLAYS]
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AH, GREAT, NOW!
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DANCE!
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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WHOO!
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GO WITH IT,
GIRL.
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YAY!
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WHOO!
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WORK THE SHOW.
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YOU GUYS
ARE GREAT.
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MOM, YOU CAN'T LOSE.
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THANKS, BUT LET'S
HEAR IT FOR MY PARTNER,
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CARL THE DANCER GUY.
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THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
MY BACK.
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IT JUST WENT OUT.
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AND PAIN CAME IN.
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OOH, OOH, OOH, HURT.
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OOH, OOH, HURT.
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OOH, OOH, OOH.
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DADDY, ARE YOU OKAY?
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DADDY'S FINE.
HE'S JUST FINE.
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AAH!
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AAH!
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MAYBE IT'LL HELP
IF I RUB YOUR BACK.
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MAYBE IT WILL.
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AAH!
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OOH.
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MAYBE IT WON'T.
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CARL, IS THERE ANYTHING
I CAN GET FOR YOU?
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MY GUN.
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THAT'S IT. I'M CALLING
DR. VAN LOWE.
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DAD, CAN YOU
STRAIGHTEN UP
AT ALL?
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NO, BUT THAT'S OKAY
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THERE ARE
PLENTY OF ADVANTAGES
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TO BE BEING BENT OVER.
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HARRIETTE.
YES.
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I NEED NEW SHOES.
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WELL, CARL, THAT'S IT
FOR THE DANCE CONTEST.
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NO! OW!
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WAIT! OW!
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H-H-HERE, DAD.
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SIT DOWN.
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TAKE A LOAD OFF.
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ALRIGHT.
EASY, EASY.
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OKAY.
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OOH, OOH.
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ALRIGHT.
JUST GIVE ME...
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OH, OH.
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OH, THANK YOU, SON.
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[HIGH VOICE]
I LOVE YOU.
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IF YOU TRY TO DANCE
WITH A WRENCHED BACK,
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YOU'LL INJURE YOURSELF
PERMANENTLY.
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I CAN'T DROP OUT NOW.
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I WON'T GIVE CARNELLI
THE SATISFACTION.
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REAL SMART.
THEN AFTER THE CONTEST,
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YOU CAN SPEND
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
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LOOKING
LIKE A PRETZEL.
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DR. VAN LOWE
SAYS HE'LL
SEE YOU IN AN HOUR.
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HE'S GOT
A TREATMENT.
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HE'LL GET ME
BACK IN SHAPE,
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AND I'LL BE JUST FINE.
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COME ON. I NEED HELP.
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OOH, OOH, OOH.
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AND WE GOT TO HURRY.
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WHAT'S THE RUSH?
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THE APPOINTMENT'S
NOT FOR AN HOUR.
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IT'LL TAKE THAT LONG
TO GET TO THE CAR.
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COME ON.
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OOH. OW.
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OH, OH.
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DAD, WE'RE GOING
TO THE MALL.
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WE NEED SOME MONEY.
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HOW MUCH MONEY
DO YOU NEED?
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$20 SHOULD COVER IT.
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MY WALLET'S IN
MY RIGHT FRONT POCKET.
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SAY, DAD,
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I CAN CLEAN YOU OUT,
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AND THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
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YEAH,
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BUT EVENTUALLY
I'D GET OUT OF THIS
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AND HUNT YOU DOWN.
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RIGHT.
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YOU KIDS GO AND
HAVE A GOOD TIME.
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WANT US TO HANG YOU
ON THE PORCH
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SO YOU CAN GET
SOME SUN?
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JUST GO.
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AHHH.
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FINALLY.
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PEACE.
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OH!
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ANYBODY HOME?
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LET GO OF THE DOOR!
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LET GO OF THE DOOR!
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WHOA!
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OHH!
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HEY, CARL, YOU JUST
HANGING AROUND?
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WHAT DO YOU WANT,
STEVE?
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WORLD PEACE,
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BUT I'M HERE
TO EASE YOUR PLIGHT.
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MY PLIGHT'S BEEN EASED.
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I'LL BE FINE
BY THE DANCE CONTEST.
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I HAVE TO HANG IN THIS
FOR 10 DAYS,
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FOUR HOURS A SHOT.
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THAT'S TOO MUCH TIME
TO SPEND BY YOURSELF.
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I'LL KEEP YOU COMPANY.
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YEP. I'M YOUR BUS TICKET
OUT OF LONESOME TOWN.
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THAT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL,
STEVE, BUT--
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I'LL BE WITH YOU
EVERY SECOND
YOU'RE IN THAT THING.
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H-HARRIETTE!
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ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA.
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"A."
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ANYBODY!
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[MUSIC PLAYS]
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YOU KNOW WHAT, CARL?
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THE CARNELLIS
ARE GOOD.
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YEAH, I GOT TO GIVE
THAT OBNOXIOUS JERK
CREDIT.
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STEVE, YOU LIKE
THIS MUSIC?
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NAH, NOT REALLY.
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MAYBE THERE'S HOPE
FOR YOU YET.
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I'M MORE OF A POLKA
KIND OF GUY.
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CARL.
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CHARLIE.
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MY WIFE--
HARRIETTE.
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NICE TO MEET YOU.
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MY WIFE--ELLEN.
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MY WIFE'S PRETTIER.
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IN YOUR DREAMS.
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FOLKS, BEFORE WE GET
TO OUR NEXT CONTESTANTS,
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LET'S JUST
TAKE A MOMENT
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TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE PERSON
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WHO SOLD THE MOST TICKETS
FOR TONIGHT'S CONTEST.
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HOW ABOUT A BIG HAND
FOR RICHIE CRAWFORD!
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RICHIE! YEAH!
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HEY, MIGHT NOT BE
TOO LONG
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00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:41,521
BEFORE THAT YOUNG MAN
IS IN THE CONTEST.
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LAURA, HOW DID RICHIE SELL
137 TICKETS?
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I PUT HIS ARM IN A SLING AND
STOOD OUTSIDE A PIGGLY WIGGLY.
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HE SOLD OUT
IN LESS THAN AN HOUR.
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LAURA, YOU HAVE NO SHAME.
I LOVE THAT IN A WOMAN.
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HOW'S YOUR BACK?
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TERRIFIC.
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REMEMBER, DR. VAN LOWE
SAID TO GO EASY.
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DON'T GO OVERBOARD.
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I'M FINE.
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SO, GREGORY HINES,
LOOK OUT.
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OKAY IT IS TIME
FOR OUR NEXT CONTESTANTS.
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LET'S PUT
YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
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FOR HARRIETTE WINSLOW
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AND HER
LOVELY HUSBAND CARL.
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DON'T WORRY
ABOUT A THING.
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YOU GOT THIS PUPPY
LOCKED UP.
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SAY, YOU'RE
VERY PRETTY.
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WELL, THANK YOU.
264
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GET OFF MY STAGE.
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YOU READY?
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LET'S GO FOR IT,
HANDSOME.
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[RUMBA MUSIC PLAYS]
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YES!
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[POLKA MUSIC PLAYS]
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ALRIGHT!
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LET'S HEAR IT FOR
THAT WONDERFUL COUPLE.
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WEREN'T THEY GREAT?
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BRAVO!
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BRAVO! ENCORE!
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BRAVO! EN--
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THANK YOU,
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THANK YOU.
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IT'S A REAL PLEASURE
TO SEE SUCH TALENT
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FROM THE POLICE
COMMISSIONER'S KIDS.
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UH-OH. OKAY
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THE...
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RESULTS.
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OH, BOY. THIS IS THE MOMENT
WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.
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THE WINNING COUPLE...
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OF THE EIGHTH PRECINCT'S
ANNUAL DANCE CONTEST IS...
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CHARLIE AND ELLEN CARNELLI!
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AND CARL
AND HARRIETTE WINSLOW!
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WE HAVE A TIE!
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ALRIGHT.
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OKAY
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I KNOW, I KNOW.
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NOW, THERE WILL BE
A DANCE-OFF
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TO DETERMINE THE WINNER.
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THE JUDGES HAVE DECIDED
THAT THE DANCE WILL BE...
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THE JITTERBUG.
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SO LET US JUST GIVE IT UP
FOR OUR FINALISTS.
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AND YOU PEOPLE
TAKE A BOW.
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COME ON.
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OOH, OOH, OOH.
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OOH, OW.
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OOH, OOH.
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DID YOUR BACK
GO OUT AGAIN?
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OUT?
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IT'S ON VACATION.
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00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,041
I'LL TELL THE JUDGES
WE CAN'T DANCE.
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NO!
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WE GOT TO BEAT
THE CARNELLIS.
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WE'RE JUST A JITTERBUG
AWAY FROM VICTORY.
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CARL, THIS COMPETITION THING
IS DRIVING YOU CRAZY.
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YOU'RE IN PAIN. WHEN ARE YOU
GIVING IT UP?
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NEVER. CARL WINSLOW DANCES
TO THE DEATH.
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ATTABOY, CARL.
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OW!
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STEVE! OW, IT HURTS!
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OW!
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OH, CARL.
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YOU GOT A LITTLE
BACK PROBLEM HERE?
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HUH? OH, NO, CHARLIE.
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I WAS, UH...
I WAS ADMIRING MY SHOES.
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YEAH, LOOK,
REAL LEATHER.
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FOR A SECOND THERE,
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I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GOING TO
TRY TO CHICKEN OUT.
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OH, OH, AAH!
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CHARLIE.
CHARLIE, YOU OKAY?
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IT'S MY ANKLE.
IT'S--IT...
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IT'S FINE.
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IT'S A STRONG ANKLE.
REAL FINE.
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Aah!
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OKAY
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FOLKS, IT IS TIME
FOR THE DRAMATIC
DANCE-OFF.
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NOW, DANCERS,
TO THE FLOOR,
PLEASE.
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NOW, HERE THEY COME.
HERE THEY COME.
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THE DANCE
OF CHAMPIONS.
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THE CHAMPIONS
OF THE DANCE.
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OKAY, BOYS. HIT IT!
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[JITTERBUG MUSIC PLAYS]
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OW! OW! OW!
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OH! OH!
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OH! OH! OH!
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OH! OH!
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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ELLEN, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
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YOU'RE HURT.
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WE GOT TO STOP.
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00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:11,478
WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE?
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WE CAN'T DANCE
ANYMORE.
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00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,481
MY HUSBAND
SPRAINED
HIS ANKLE.
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00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,584
OH, I'M SORRY.
YOU LOSE.
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WHAT?
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THE WINNERS OF THIS YEAR'S
DANCE CONTEST--
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CAN I SAY
SOMETHING, PLEASE?
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00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,660
UH...
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00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:31,531
THIS COMPETITION THING
HAS GOTTEN WAY OUT OF HAND.
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I'M HURT.
CHARLIE'S HURT.
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WE BOTH WANT
TO WIN SO BAD
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THAT WE'RE NOT
HAVING ANY FUN.
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RIGHT, CHARLIE?
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RIGHT, CARL.
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00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:42,675
SO I THINK
IT'S ONLY FAIR
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00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,244
THAT WE DECLARE
THIS A TIE.
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WE BOTH
DESERVE TO WIN.
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YEAH, I'LL TAKE IT.
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00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:57,490
HEY. NOW, THERE IS
A NOBLE GESTURE.
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ISN'T THAT GREAT, FOLKS?
IS THAT GREAT?
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00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,899
UNFORTUNATELY,
IT'S AGAINST THE RULES,
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SO, HEY, YOU BOTH LOSE
BY DEFAULT.
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LET'S HEAR IT
FOR THE WINNERS,
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THE COMMISSIONER'S KIDS!
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00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:20,847
OH, YOU WERE WONDERFUL,
ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL.
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00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:24,384
WHAT'S YOUR HOURLY RATE?
MY PARENTS' ANNIVERSARY...
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00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,520
NOW LET'S TURN
THE EVENING OVER
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TO OUR YOUNG PEOPLE
AND THEIR MUSIC.
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THEY ARE
THIS COUNTRY'S FUTURE,
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00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:34,327
SO LET'S JUST
GRIN AND BEAR IT.
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YOUNG PEOPLE.
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[YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS
PLAYS]
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OH, OOH, OW.
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CARL.
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HUH?
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00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,287
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
REALLY?
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00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:03,856
YEAH.
YOU HAD CHARLIE BEAT.
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00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:05,792
THEY WOULD'VE
GIVEN US THE TROPHY,
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00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:09,161
BUT INSTEAD, YOU SHOWED
WHAT A GOOD SPORT YOU ARE.
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THANKS, BABE.
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00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:14,534
COME ON, MR. BOJANGLES.
LET'S GO HOME.
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00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:17,136
I'LL FIX YOU A BIG
BANANA SPLIT
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AND THEN HANG YOU UP
ON THE DOOR.
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00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,945
YOU REALLY KNOW HOW
TO TREAT A GUY.
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