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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:07,741 HAVE YOU SEEN STEVE? 2 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:08,576 NOPE. 3 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:10,611 HE'S DRIVING ME NUTS. 4 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:14,115 EVERY AFTERNOON HE ASKS TO WALK ME TO WORK. 5 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:18,886 WHAT YOU NEED IS URKEL REPELLENT. 6 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:21,055 YEAH, WELL, I'M GOING TO FOOL HIM TODAY. 7 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:23,624 I'M LEAVING AN HOUR EARLY. 8 00:00:27,061 --> 00:00:28,796 HI, ANGEL LIPS. 9 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:33,367 WANT ME TO WALK YOU TO WORK? 10 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,746 IT'S NO TROUBLE AT ALL, MY LITTLE BABUSHKA. 11 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:50,418 I GIVE UP. 12 00:01:02,430 --> 00:01:04,398 * IT'S A RARE CONDITION * 13 00:01:04,465 --> 00:01:05,933 * THIS DAY AND AGE * 14 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:07,535 * TO READ ANY GOOD NEWS * 15 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:09,470 * ON THE NEWSPAPER PAGE * 16 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:11,172 * LOVE AND TRADITION * 17 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:12,973 * OF THE GRAND DESIGN * 18 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:14,308 * SOME PEOPLE SAY * 19 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:17,478 * IS EVEN HARDER TO FIND * 20 00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:20,581 * WELL, THEN, THERE MUST BE SOME MAGIC CLUE * 21 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:24,852 * INSIDE THESE GENTLE WALLS * 22 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,420 * 'CAUSE ALL I SEE * 23 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:28,322 * IS A TOWER OF DREAMS * 24 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:31,825 * REAL LOVE BURSTIN' OUT OF EVERY SEAM * 25 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:36,397 * AS DAYS GO BY * 26 00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:40,234 * WE'RE GONNA FILL OUR HOUSE WITH HAPPINESS * 27 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:43,337 * THE MOON MAY CRY * 28 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:46,940 * BUT WE'LL SMOTHER THE BLUES WITH TENDERNESS * 29 00:01:47,007 --> 00:01:50,344 * AS DAYS GO BY * 30 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:53,747 * THERE'S ROOM FOR YOU ROOM FOR ME * 31 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:58,118 * FOR GENTLE HEARTS AND OPPORTUNITY * 32 00:01:58,186 --> 00:02:01,422 * AS DAYS GO BY * 33 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:04,892 * IT'S THE BIGGER LOVE OF THE FAMILY * 34 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:23,644 THANKS, MOM. 35 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:27,381 LOOK, RICHIE'S CHECKING OUT THE STOCK MARKET. 36 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:29,383 YOU GOT ANY HOT TIPS, SWEETIE? 37 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:31,219 TOYS. 38 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:32,920 WE SHOULD BUY A TOY STOCK? 39 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,788 NO. JUST TOYS. 40 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:39,960 HARRIETTE. 41 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:41,195 UH-OH. 42 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:44,565 [HUMMING] 43 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:56,877 OH, GREAT. 44 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:59,413 IT'S DANCE CONTEST TIME AGAIN. 45 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,549 MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR. 46 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:03,384 MINE, TOO. 47 00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:05,586 NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN. 48 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:09,257 WHEW. 49 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:11,959 DAD, DO WE HAVE TO SELL TICKETS THIS YEAR? 50 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,562 NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO. 51 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:15,829 YES. 52 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:17,231 YOU GET TO. 53 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:19,533 OH, DAD! 54 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:23,371 COME ON, KIDS, PERK UP. 55 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:26,440 AFTER ALL, THE CONTEST IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE. 56 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:29,810 WE RAISE MONEY FOR THE POLICEMAN'S MEMORIAL FOUNDATION. 57 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,745 CAN I BE HONEST 58 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:33,213 ABOUT GOING TO THE DANCE CONTEST? 59 00:03:33,281 --> 00:03:34,415 SURE. 60 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:38,051 I'D RATHER DO A SWAN DIVE ON A CACTUS. 61 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:39,553 WHY? 62 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,855 WELL, IT'S REAL DEPRESSING WATCHING PEOPLE YOUR AGE 63 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:43,824 DO THE LAMBADA. 64 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:15,923 HAVE A NICE DAY? 65 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:20,961 WELL, I TOOK THAT JACKET DOWN A PEG OR TWO. 66 00:04:23,831 --> 00:04:25,333 COME UPSTAIRS WITH ME. 67 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:28,702 I GOT A SWEATER THAT'S BEEN GIVING ME TROUBLE. 68 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:29,570 HARRIETTE... 69 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:30,671 MAKE NOTE. 70 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:34,442 CHARLIE CARNELLI IS NOT WELCOME IN THIS HOUSE. 71 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:36,710 FINE. WHO'S CHARLIE CARNELLI? 72 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,912 THE BIGGEST JERK DOWN AT THE PRECINCT. 73 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:41,582 A JACKASS WITH A BADGE. 74 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:44,284 I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR CAPTAIN. 75 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:48,021 SIT DOWN, RELAX, 76 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:49,423 TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. 77 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:52,693 TWO WEEKS AGO HE TRANSFERS FROM THE SOUTH SIDE. 78 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,596 I COULD TELL HE WAS A GOOBER FROM THE GET-GO. 79 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,933 HOW DOES THIS GOOBER GET YOU? 80 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,302 EVERYTHING'S A COMPETITION WITH CHARLIE-- 81 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:04,538 WHO'S GOT THE BEST SCORE AT THE SHOOTING RANGE? 82 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:06,106 WHO GETS THE MOST COLLARS? 83 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:09,309 WHO CAN BURP THE LONGEST? 84 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:12,212 I BET YOU WON THAT ONE. 85 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:14,882 OF COURSE, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 86 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:17,485 TODAY CHARLIE STARTS SHOOTING OFF HIS MOUTH 87 00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:19,787 ABOUT HOW HE'S GOING TO WIN THE DANCE CONTEST. 88 00:05:19,853 --> 00:05:23,591 HE SAYS HE'S THE WORLD'S GREATEST DANCER. 89 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,794 THAT KIND OF BRAGGING IS CHILDISH, STUPID, AND PETTY. 90 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:29,296 CARL, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 91 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:32,065 I SAID WE'LL WIPE UP THE FLOOR WITH HIM. 92 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:35,068 CARL. 93 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:36,537 RACHEL! 94 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:41,074 IS RACHEL HERE? 95 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:44,578 NO. SHE'S AT WORK, 96 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:47,347 BUT I'M SURE SHE HEARD YOU. 97 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:48,482 I'M GOING TO ASK HER 98 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:51,419 TO COME UP WITH A KILLER ROUTINE. 99 00:05:51,485 --> 00:05:54,555 WE WERE ENTERING THIS CONTEST FOR THE FUN. 100 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:56,390 FUN JUST WENT OUT THE WINDOW. THIS IS WAR. 101 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:59,527 A FIGHT TO THE FINISH. 102 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,529 THE CARNELLIS AND THE WINSLOWS 103 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:02,663 ARE GOING TO RUMBA. 104 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:04,197 * CHICK-A-BOOM, CHICK-A-BOOM * 105 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:05,332 * CHICK-A-BOOM-BOOM * 106 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:06,266 * CHICK-A-BOOM, CHICK-A-BOOM * 107 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:07,635 * CHICK-A-BOOM-BOOM * 108 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,570 * CHICK-A-BOOM, CHICK-A-BOOM... * 109 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:15,543 [SWING MUSIC PLAYS] 110 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,679 AH, GREAT, NOW! 111 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:20,047 DANCE! 112 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:22,883 THAT'S RIGHT. 113 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:24,552 WHOO! 114 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:26,420 GO WITH IT, GIRL. 115 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:31,592 YAY! 116 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:34,828 WHOO! 117 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,464 WORK THE SHOW. 118 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:55,048 YOU GUYS ARE GREAT. 119 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:57,017 MOM, YOU CAN'T LOSE. 120 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,419 THANKS, BUT LET'S HEAR IT FOR MY PARTNER, 121 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:01,555 CARL THE DANCER GUY. 122 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:04,758 THANK YOU. 123 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,093 THANK YOU. 124 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:10,263 WHAT HAPPENED? MY BACK. 125 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:11,398 IT JUST WENT OUT. 126 00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:12,933 AND PAIN CAME IN. 127 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,868 OOH, OOH, OOH, HURT. 128 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:15,569 OOH, OOH, HURT. 129 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,204 OOH, OOH, OOH. 130 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,606 DADDY, ARE YOU OKAY? 131 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:21,341 DADDY'S FINE. HE'S JUST FINE. 132 00:07:21,408 --> 00:07:22,776 AAH! 133 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:23,977 AAH! 134 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,880 MAYBE IT'LL HELP IF I RUB YOUR BACK. 135 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,148 MAYBE IT WILL. 136 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:29,316 AAH! 137 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:30,450 OOH. 138 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:32,486 MAYBE IT WON'T. 139 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:34,922 CARL, IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN GET FOR YOU? 140 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:36,524 MY GUN. 141 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:41,895 THAT'S IT. I'M CALLING DR. VAN LOWE. 142 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,463 DAD, CAN YOU STRAIGHTEN UP AT ALL? 143 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:45,733 NO, BUT THAT'S OKAY 144 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,501 THERE ARE PLENTY OF ADVANTAGES 145 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:50,370 TO BE BEING BENT OVER. 146 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:51,371 HARRIETTE. YES. 147 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:54,842 I NEED NEW SHOES. 148 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:57,244 WELL, CARL, THAT'S IT FOR THE DANCE CONTEST. 149 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,345 NO! OW! 150 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:00,180 WAIT! OW! 151 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:04,952 H-H-HERE, DAD. 152 00:08:05,018 --> 00:08:06,019 SIT DOWN. 153 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,287 TAKE A LOAD OFF. 154 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:08,822 ALRIGHT. EASY, EASY. 155 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:10,023 OKAY. 156 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:11,258 OOH, OOH. 157 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:12,292 ALRIGHT. JUST GIVE ME... 158 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:13,627 OH, OH. 159 00:08:13,694 --> 00:08:15,629 OH, THANK YOU, SON. 160 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:17,197 [HIGH VOICE] I LOVE YOU. 161 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:21,001 IF YOU TRY TO DANCE WITH A WRENCHED BACK, 162 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,670 YOU'LL INJURE YOURSELF PERMANENTLY. 163 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:25,573 I CAN'T DROP OUT NOW. 164 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:28,475 I WON'T GIVE CARNELLI THE SATISFACTION. 165 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:31,411 REAL SMART. THEN AFTER THE CONTEST, 166 00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:32,613 YOU CAN SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE 167 00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:35,215 LOOKING LIKE A PRETZEL. 168 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:37,718 DR. VAN LOWE SAYS HE'LL SEE YOU IN AN HOUR. 169 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:40,387 HE'S GOT A TREATMENT. 170 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:42,590 HE'LL GET ME BACK IN SHAPE, 171 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:44,391 AND I'LL BE JUST FINE. 172 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:46,994 COME ON. I NEED HELP. 173 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,129 OOH, OOH, OOH. 174 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:50,998 AND WE GOT TO HURRY. 175 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,332 WHAT'S THE RUSH? 176 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:54,434 THE APPOINTMENT'S NOT FOR AN HOUR. 177 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:57,838 IT'LL TAKE THAT LONG TO GET TO THE CAR. 178 00:08:57,905 --> 00:08:59,072 COME ON. 179 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:00,373 OOH. OW. 180 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,109 OH, OH. 181 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:18,726 DAD, WE'RE GOING TO THE MALL. 182 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:21,561 WE NEED SOME MONEY. 183 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,501 HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU NEED? 184 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,437 $20 SHOULD COVER IT. 185 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:33,607 MY WALLET'S IN MY RIGHT FRONT POCKET. 186 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:38,145 SAY, DAD, 187 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:39,146 I CAN CLEAN YOU OUT, 188 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:43,350 AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. 189 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,551 YEAH, 190 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:46,186 BUT EVENTUALLY I'D GET OUT OF THIS 191 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:49,522 AND HUNT YOU DOWN. 192 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,024 RIGHT. 193 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,627 YOU KIDS GO AND HAVE A GOOD TIME. 194 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:54,862 WANT US TO HANG YOU ON THE PORCH 195 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:58,365 SO YOU CAN GET SOME SUN? 196 00:09:58,431 --> 00:09:59,967 JUST GO. 197 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:07,941 AHHH. 198 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:08,976 FINALLY. 199 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,144 PEACE. 200 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,345 OH! 201 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,782 ANYBODY HOME? 202 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,249 LET GO OF THE DOOR! 203 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,484 LET GO OF THE DOOR! 204 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:20,220 WHOA! 205 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,321 OHH! 206 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:29,697 HEY, CARL, YOU JUST HANGING AROUND? 207 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,300 WHAT DO YOU WANT, STEVE? 208 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,367 WORLD PEACE, 209 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:37,537 BUT I'M HERE TO EASE YOUR PLIGHT. 210 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:39,740 MY PLIGHT'S BEEN EASED. 211 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:42,710 I'LL BE FINE BY THE DANCE CONTEST. 212 00:10:42,776 --> 00:10:45,212 I HAVE TO HANG IN THIS FOR 10 DAYS, 213 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:46,613 FOUR HOURS A SHOT. 214 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:49,549 THAT'S TOO MUCH TIME TO SPEND BY YOURSELF. 215 00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:52,686 I'LL KEEP YOU COMPANY. 216 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:55,655 YEP. I'M YOUR BUS TICKET OUT OF LONESOME TOWN. 217 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,525 THAT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL, STEVE, BUT-- 218 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:02,696 I'LL BE WITH YOU EVERY SECOND YOU'RE IN THAT THING. 219 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:05,098 H-HARRIETTE! 220 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,301 ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA. 221 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,303 "A." 222 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,140 ANYBODY! 223 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,311 [MUSIC PLAYS] 224 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,024 YOU KNOW WHAT, CARL? 225 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,293 THE CARNELLIS ARE GOOD. 226 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,029 YEAH, I GOT TO GIVE THAT OBNOXIOUS JERK CREDIT. 227 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,515 STEVE, YOU LIKE THIS MUSIC? 228 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,885 NAH, NOT REALLY. 229 00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,686 MAYBE THERE'S HOPE FOR YOU YET. 230 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:02,255 I'M MORE OF A POLKA KIND OF GUY. 231 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:44,297 CARL. 232 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:45,866 CHARLIE. 233 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:48,501 MY WIFE-- HARRIETTE. 234 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,303 NICE TO MEET YOU. 235 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,973 MY WIFE--ELLEN. 236 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,277 MY WIFE'S PRETTIER. 237 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,112 IN YOUR DREAMS. 238 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:05,585 FOLKS, BEFORE WE GET TO OUR NEXT CONTESTANTS, 239 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,687 LET'S JUST TAKE A MOMENT 240 00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:10,023 TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE PERSON 241 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,893 WHO SOLD THE MOST TICKETS FOR TONIGHT'S CONTEST. 242 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,063 HOW ABOUT A BIG HAND FOR RICHIE CRAWFORD! 243 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:19,967 RICHIE! YEAH! 244 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,551 HEY, MIGHT NOT BE TOO LONG 245 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:41,521 BEFORE THAT YOUNG MAN IS IN THE CONTEST. 246 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:47,895 LAURA, HOW DID RICHIE SELL 137 TICKETS? 247 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:51,298 I PUT HIS ARM IN A SLING AND STOOD OUTSIDE A PIGGLY WIGGLY. 248 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:54,467 HE SOLD OUT IN LESS THAN AN HOUR. 249 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:59,072 LAURA, YOU HAVE NO SHAME. I LOVE THAT IN A WOMAN. 250 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,244 HOW'S YOUR BACK? 251 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,245 TERRIFIC. 252 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,881 REMEMBER, DR. VAN LOWE SAID TO GO EASY. 253 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,182 DON'T GO OVERBOARD. 254 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,018 I'M FINE. 255 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,253 SO, GREGORY HINES, LOOK OUT. 256 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:18,191 OKAY IT IS TIME FOR OUR NEXT CONTESTANTS. 257 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:19,626 LET'S PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER 258 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:20,760 FOR HARRIETTE WINSLOW 259 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:23,263 AND HER LOVELY HUSBAND CARL. 260 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,377 DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING. 261 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,546 YOU GOT THIS PUPPY LOCKED UP. 262 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:40,948 SAY, YOU'RE VERY PRETTY. 263 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,349 WELL, THANK YOU. 264 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,517 GET OFF MY STAGE. 265 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:50,823 YOU READY? 266 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,326 LET'S GO FOR IT, HANDSOME. 267 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,065 [RUMBA MUSIC PLAYS] 268 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,031 YES! 269 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,150 [POLKA MUSIC PLAYS] 270 00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,238 ALRIGHT! 271 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,607 LET'S HEAR IT FOR THAT WONDERFUL COUPLE. 272 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:48,641 WEREN'T THEY GREAT? 273 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,443 BRAVO! 274 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,945 BRAVO! ENCORE! 275 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,447 BRAVO! EN-- 276 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,715 THANK YOU, 277 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,553 THANK YOU. 278 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,322 IT'S A REAL PLEASURE TO SEE SUCH TALENT 279 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:05,092 FROM THE POLICE COMMISSIONER'S KIDS. 280 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,664 UH-OH. OKAY 281 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,066 THE... 282 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,335 RESULTS. 283 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:19,639 OH, BOY. THIS IS THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. 284 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:20,940 THE WINNING COUPLE... 285 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:24,211 OF THE EIGHTH PRECINCT'S ANNUAL DANCE CONTEST IS... 286 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,248 CHARLIE AND ELLEN CARNELLI! 287 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,687 AND CARL AND HARRIETTE WINSLOW! 288 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,523 WE HAVE A TIE! 289 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,227 ALRIGHT. 290 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,763 OKAY 291 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,232 I KNOW, I KNOW. 292 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,800 NOW, THERE WILL BE A DANCE-OFF 293 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,302 TO DETERMINE THE WINNER. 294 00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,604 THE JUDGES HAVE DECIDED THAT THE DANCE WILL BE... 295 00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,540 THE JITTERBUG. 296 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:57,210 SO LET US JUST GIVE IT UP FOR OUR FINALISTS. 297 00:17:57,277 --> 00:18:00,647 AND YOU PEOPLE TAKE A BOW. 298 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,081 COME ON. 299 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,666 OOH, OOH, OOH. 300 00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:20,767 OOH, OW. 301 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,402 OOH, OOH. 302 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,304 DID YOUR BACK GO OUT AGAIN? 303 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:24,937 OUT? 304 00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,174 IT'S ON VACATION. 305 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,041 I'LL TELL THE JUDGES WE CAN'T DANCE. 306 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,410 NO! 307 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,744 WE GOT TO BEAT THE CARNELLIS. 308 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,813 WE'RE JUST A JITTERBUG AWAY FROM VICTORY. 309 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,716 CARL, THIS COMPETITION THING IS DRIVING YOU CRAZY. 310 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,219 YOU'RE IN PAIN. WHEN ARE YOU GIVING IT UP? 311 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:43,323 NEVER. CARL WINSLOW DANCES TO THE DEATH. 312 00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,658 ATTABOY, CARL. 313 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:46,259 OW! 314 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,695 STEVE! OW, IT HURTS! 315 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,129 OW! 316 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,234 OH, CARL. 317 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,869 YOU GOT A LITTLE BACK PROBLEM HERE? 318 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,238 HUH? OH, NO, CHARLIE. 319 00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:01,374 I WAS, UH... I WAS ADMIRING MY SHOES. 320 00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:04,143 YEAH, LOOK, REAL LEATHER. 321 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:05,578 FOR A SECOND THERE, 322 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,481 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO TRY TO CHICKEN OUT. 323 00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,419 OH, OH, AAH! 324 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,521 CHARLIE. CHARLIE, YOU OKAY? 325 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,656 IT'S MY ANKLE. IT'S--IT... 326 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,024 IT'S FINE. 327 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,759 IT'S A STRONG ANKLE. REAL FINE. 328 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,027 Aah! 329 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,862 OKAY 330 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:26,466 FOLKS, IT IS TIME FOR THE DRAMATIC DANCE-OFF. 331 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:29,269 NOW, DANCERS, TO THE FLOOR, PLEASE. 332 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:32,772 NOW, HERE THEY COME. HERE THEY COME. 333 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,374 THE DANCE OF CHAMPIONS. 334 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,576 THE CHAMPIONS OF THE DANCE. 335 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,351 OKAY, BOYS. HIT IT! 336 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:49,622 [JITTERBUG MUSIC PLAYS] 337 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,692 OW! OW! OW! 338 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:53,893 OH! OH! 339 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,595 OH! OH! OH! 340 00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,866 OH! OH! 341 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,505 [MUSIC STOPS] 342 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,206 ELLEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 343 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:08,375 YOU'RE HURT. 344 00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,377 WE GOT TO STOP. 345 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:11,478 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 346 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,945 WE CAN'T DANCE ANYMORE. 347 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,481 MY HUSBAND SPRAINED HIS ANKLE. 348 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,584 OH, I'M SORRY. YOU LOSE. 349 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:18,751 WHAT? 350 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,521 THE WINNERS OF THIS YEAR'S DANCE CONTEST-- 351 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,324 CAN I SAY SOMETHING, PLEASE? 352 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,660 UH... 353 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:31,531 THIS COMPETITION THING HAS GOTTEN WAY OUT OF HAND. 354 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,301 I'M HURT. CHARLIE'S HURT. 355 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,335 WE BOTH WANT TO WIN SO BAD 356 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:38,237 THAT WE'RE NOT HAVING ANY FUN. 357 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,039 RIGHT, CHARLIE? 358 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,608 RIGHT, CARL. 359 00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:42,675 SO I THINK IT'S ONLY FAIR 360 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,244 THAT WE DECLARE THIS A TIE. 361 00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:47,747 WE BOTH DESERVE TO WIN. 362 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,151 YEAH, I'LL TAKE IT. 363 00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:57,490 HEY. NOW, THERE IS A NOBLE GESTURE. 364 00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,859 ISN'T THAT GREAT, FOLKS? IS THAT GREAT? 365 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,899 UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S AGAINST THE RULES, 366 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:10,570 SO, HEY, YOU BOTH LOSE BY DEFAULT. 367 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:11,904 LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE WINNERS, 368 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,040 THE COMMISSIONER'S KIDS! 369 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:20,847 OH, YOU WERE WONDERFUL, ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL. 370 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:24,384 WHAT'S YOUR HOURLY RATE? MY PARENTS' ANNIVERSARY... 371 00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,520 NOW LET'S TURN THE EVENING OVER 372 00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,489 TO OUR YOUNG PEOPLE AND THEIR MUSIC. 373 00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:31,324 THEY ARE THIS COUNTRY'S FUTURE, 374 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:34,327 SO LET'S JUST GRIN AND BEAR IT. 375 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,528 YOUNG PEOPLE. 376 00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,730 [YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS PLAYS] 377 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,946 OH, OOH, OW. 378 00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:58,017 CARL. 379 00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:58,985 HUH? 380 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,287 I'M PROUD OF YOU. REALLY? 381 00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:03,856 YEAH. YOU HAD CHARLIE BEAT. 382 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:05,792 THEY WOULD'VE GIVEN US THE TROPHY, 383 00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:09,161 BUT INSTEAD, YOU SHOWED WHAT A GOOD SPORT YOU ARE. 384 00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:11,731 THANKS, BABE. 385 00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:14,534 COME ON, MR. BOJANGLES. LET'S GO HOME. 386 00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:17,136 I'LL FIX YOU A BIG BANANA SPLIT 387 00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:20,006 AND THEN HANG YOU UP ON THE DOOR. 388 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,945 YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO TREAT A GUY. 24793

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