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♪
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Theres a lot of love
in this world, Gloria.
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But theres a lot
of loneliness, too.
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To be honest, im not even sure
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how to begin teaching you
about all of this,
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but you can start
by observing humans
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and how they try
to love each other.
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Wh-what are those people
over there
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doing to each other?
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(Sighs)
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Well, um, thats called kissing.
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Its an expression of love.
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Oh.
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Ladies, good afternoon.
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Oh, Gloria...
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-(Andrew chuckles)
-Tess: What are you doing?
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Uh, im showing Andrew
an expression of love.
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Thank you.
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Just exactly
what are you teaching
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this little angel, miss wings?
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Well, um, there was a couple
over there who were kissing,
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and I was explaining to Gloria
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that that can be
an expression of love,
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and then Andrew showed up
before I was finished and...
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Mm-hmm, I get the picture.
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You know, Gloria, there are
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different kinds
of love down here.
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There are?
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I dont understand.
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Well, its time you did,
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and I know
exactly where to start.
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What time is it, Andrew?
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5:30.
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Wonderful. Just time
for the happy hour.
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Come on.
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(Piano playing
mellow jazz music)
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(Humming)
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(Woman gasps softly)
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I cant believe it, lew.
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Shes back.
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The angel is back.
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-Tess?
-Tess.
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♪ When you walk
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♪ down the road
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♪ heavy burden
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♪ heavy load
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♪ I will rise
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♪ and I will walk with you
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♪ ill walk with you
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♪ till the sun
dont even shine ♪
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♪ walk with you
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♪ every time, I tell you
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♪ ill walk with you
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♪
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Walk with you
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♪ believe me,
ill walk with you. ♪
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My, oh, my.
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Tess, you havent changed a bit.
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Oh. You have, but not much.
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Oh, I dont mind getting older.
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(Chuckles)
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Thanks to you,
ive got a wonderful man
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that I can get older with.
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Oh, are these your ang...
Um, associates?
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-Yes. This is Monica.
-Hello.
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-And this is Gloria.
-Hi.
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And this is Andrew.
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Got a great place here.
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I love this retro thing.
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Oh, were not retro, honey.
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Were just so old,
were hip again.
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(Chuckling)
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Glorias a brand-new angel,
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and she needs
to learn about love.
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Oh, and you brought her here.
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Tess:
Yes.
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Oh, well...
(Laughs)
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Well, lets-lets look around,
Gloria.
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We have all types
and kinds of people.
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Everybody comes to happy hour
looking for love.
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They dont look very happy.
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Oh, thats her, Tess.
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-The girl I saw in the park.
-(Woman laughs)
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Woman:
Hey, Zoe, were over here.
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Woman 2:
Hey!
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Oh, Zoe.
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Now, theres a sweet kid
that doesnt belong here.
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Excuse me.
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Shes right.
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Shes lonely and desperate,
and shes our assignment.
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Pretty soon, you wont
need me anymore, miss wings.
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Yes, shes our assignment.
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Part of it.
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(Scattered applause)
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Woman: Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Welcome to happy hour
at the monte Carlo,
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where everything old...
Is new again.
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-(Laughter)
-(Microphone feedback squeals)
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See, the mic is open, as usual,
so come on up and sing with lew
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whenever the spirit hits you.
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Now, im gonna
start things tonight
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with a song
that ID like to sing
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to my sweet friend Tess,
who gave me this advice
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that changed my life.
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♪ Make someone happy
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♪ make just one someone happy
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♪ make just one heart
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♪ the heart youll sing to
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♪ one smile that cheers you
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♪ one face that lights
when it nears you ♪
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♪ one man youre everything to
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♪ fame
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(chuckles)
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♪ If you win it
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♪ comes and goes
in a minute... ♪
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(Laughter)
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So whats she look like?
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Long dark hair, deep brown eyes,
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sort of a lilt-y accent,
size four.
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Your basic nightmare.
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(Clears throat)
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Monica, right?
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Monica:
Right.
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Mr. Scott said
I could start now.
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Well, thats great. Welcome.
Im Zoe,
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this is penny, and I guess
youve already met Maggie.
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Hi.
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Where you from? Are you married?
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Where did you work before here?
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For heavens sakes,
give her a minute to settle in.
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This is your desk, Monica.
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Thank you.
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There isnt really
that much to tell.
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Thats it? A coffee mug?
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How are we supposed to judge
and berate you
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behind your back
if you dont have
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some ridiculous
personal thing on your desk?
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Like pennys talking corn cobs.
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Hey, I like those corn cobs.
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My ex-husband gave them to me.
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Oh, exes.
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That reminds me.
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Zoe, I brought you that book
I was telling you about.
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It helped me
get over Rick and George.
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And the other George.
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Im fine. I dont need a book.
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Im over Jeff.
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Gloria:
Excuse me?
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Im looking for penny.
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Im penny.
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Hi. Im Gloria.
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Im from
the computer repair service.
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They had said they were sending
somebody named Bob.
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Oh, Bob won a trip
to Aruba this morning.
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I hate Bob.
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(Chuckles)
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Well, lets get started.
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Here, Gloria.
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(Phone ringing)
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Mr. Petermans office.
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Man (over phone):
This is Mr. Silverman.
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Oh, yes, Mr. Silverman.
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-Did he get the message?
-I did give him the message.
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Im sure hell get back to you
just as soon as he can.
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Uh-huh, okay.
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-Bye-bye.
-Mmm.
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Are you getting married?
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Someday.
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Working on it.
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Ive got a blind date tonight.
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Oh, a blind date?
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I once met a man
with a wooden leg.
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Monica, would you like
some baklava with your coffee?
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I mean, im really
a sucker for this stuff.
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Thank you.
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I would love some.
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I get it at
this great place in greektown.
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You could have it delivered--
overnight, same day.
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For you, Zoe, we could even
do it in a half an hour or less.
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Yeah, you and the pizza guy.
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Hey, Monica, this is Billy.
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Hello, Billy.
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Nice to meet you.
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Same here.
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Wheres the copy machine toner?
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I thought it was
supposed to be here by now.
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Uh, maybe on the afternoon run.
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Ill check it out for you later.
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Hey, uh, wheres that picture
of your boyfriend
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you always have on your desk?
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Um, we broke up
a couple of weeks ago,
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so I finally put it away.
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Im sorry.
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Yeah.
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I know whatll cheer you up.
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If you like that baklava stuff,
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you will love
my moms apple strudel.
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Billy, thats okay.
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Your mother doesnt have
to make me apple strudel.
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Shes not gonna make it.
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I am.
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Youll need some supplies.
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Come with me.
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I dont believe you.
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I thought you were
over that Jeff guy.
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Im working on it.
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Zoe was dating
this, um, great guy.
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Today wouldve been
their one-year anniversary.
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I see.
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Well, what if theres just
one perfect guy in the world
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for each of US,
and I just broke up with mine?
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What if mine got hit by a bus
three years ago
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and my blind date tonight
is just a waste of time?
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This is so depressing.
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And theres only one thing
a girl can look forward to
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at a time like this.
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Whats that?
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Others:
Happy hour!
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(Laughter)
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(♪ The eagles
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heartache
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to
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night
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plays ♪ )
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(♪ The eagles
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heartache
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to
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night
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plays ♪ )
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We are out of here.
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Maggie:
You guys coming?
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You go on.
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Ill catch up in a minute.
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Hi.
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Is Zoe here?
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Hi.
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Shes in the ladies room.
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Do you want to wait for her?
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Uh, no.
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Ill just, uh, leave this here
and see her tomorrow.
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Were all going to go
to the monte Carlo later.
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Would you like to join US?
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Nah, it sounds like
a girls night out.
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Im sure youd be welcome.
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Thanks.
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Ill think about it.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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Whoa.
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Let the games begin.
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♪ You made me love you
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♪ I didnt want to do it,
I didnt want to do it ♪
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-(Laughter) -Whatd I tell you
about this place?
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You know,
when you think of angels,
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your mind
just doesnt automatically
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go to spiked heels
and lip gloss.
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Its the new millennium, Betty.
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Weve got to get
in the trenches.
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Hmm.
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-Waitress!
-Betty: Same thing every time.
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A pitcher of margaritas.
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You got a good view
of the front door?
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Yeah. Whats he look like?
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-Who?
-Pennys blind date.
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Hes supposed to be
carrying a briefcase.
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-Good sign.
-Mm-hmm.
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Unless hes an ax murderer
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and thats where
he carries his ax.
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(Laughter)
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And wearing a blue tie
and has a goatee.
272
00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:46,499
-Uh-oh.
-What?
273
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,501
Oh, its Maggies
facial hair theory.
274
00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:50,236
Hes got something to hide.
275
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:51,604
Maybe an ax.
276
00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:55,007
What if hes, like,
totally gross?
277
00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:57,009
Thats why you have US here.
278
00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:59,411
See, we have this sort of
unofficial club.
279
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,480
We go to happy hour together,
280
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,616
we rescue each other
from the geeks,
281
00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:07,219
we stick together
if nobody asks US to dance,
282
00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:10,389
and we support each other
if some completely low-life,
283
00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:14,360
disgusting loser moron--
like someone I wont mention--
284
00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:16,395
dumps US out of the blue.
285
00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:17,897
Jeffs not a loser.
286
00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:20,099
Well, he lost you, didnt he?
287
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,901
Well, hes a wonderful man,
and I know that he loves me.
288
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:23,335
I just, I think he got scared.
289
00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:25,204
Why are you defending him?
290
00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:28,073
I mean, he said the worst thing
a man could say to a woman.
291
00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:30,009
"Theres an ax
in my briefcase"?
292
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:33,612
Gloria, I think you should
just listen right now.
293
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:36,215
Okay.
294
00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:37,650
He didnt mean it.
295
00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:39,084
They always mean it.
296
00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:41,187
What did he say?
297
00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,322
He looked her straight
in the eye and told her
298
00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:45,491
he wanted to be... her friend.
299
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,560
Ugh.
300
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:51,964
Look, I just,
I think he needs some time.
301
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,265
Thats all.
302
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:55,301
H-Hell be back.
303
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,303
-Were soul mates.
-Penny: You know,
304
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,239
I read in
305
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,239
cosmo
306
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,239
that most women
never marry their soul mates.
307
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,239
I read in
308
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,239
cosmo
309
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,239
that most women
never marry their soul mates.
310
00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:01,941
Thank you, penny.
311
00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:04,276
That reminds me,
since this is girls night out,
312
00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:06,645
I thought ID bring
some research material.
313
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,547
Are you totally
out of your mind?
314
00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:11,617
Mm.
315
00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:14,920
Gloria, I want to actually
attract a man tonight,
316
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:16,388
not repel one.
317
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:18,224
But theres a really good
article in that magazine.
318
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:21,293
Oh, honey, you show up
at happy hour with
319
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:21,293
bridal guide,
320
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,963
and you will never, ever, ever
meet a man.
321
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,631
Got it?
322
00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:28,567
Andrew:
Excuse me.
323
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,338
Would you like to dance?
324
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,139
Oh, I-I dont know how.
325
00:14:34,173 --> 00:14:35,307
Ill teach you.
326
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,943
Okay.
327
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:41,914
I dont believe it.
328
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:43,582
Amazing.
329
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,150
(Zoe scoffs)
330
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:49,688
Three minutes till d-day.
331
00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:54,994
♪ Theyre congregating
332
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:57,029
♪ for me and my gal
333
00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,465
♪ the Parsons waiting...
334
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:02,201
Okay, Monica, you do know
335
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,502
that you have
to be initiated, right?
336
00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:05,004
-Initiated?
-Oh, yeah.
337
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:06,505
Girls night out club--
theres no way
338
00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:08,641
you can sit here at this table
and enjoy the benefits
339
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:09,642
of sorority until you get up...
340
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:13,078
Until you get up
and sing a song with the geeks
341
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,313
at the piano bar.
342
00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:15,981
Penny:
Mm-hmm. (Laughs)
343
00:15:20,152 --> 00:15:21,220
No. No, no.
344
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,554
I-I dont sing.
345
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,456
I havent got a gift for it.
346
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,591
Oh, yes, you do, baby.
347
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:28,360
Pitcher of margaritas.
348
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:30,095
So, go ahead.
349
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,597
Sing for them.
350
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:33,465
Youre wired for it.
351
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:36,335
You just dont know it,
i-if you know what I mean.
352
00:15:37,369 --> 00:15:38,704
Oh.
353
00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:42,374
Oh. Okay.
354
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,344
Here goes.
(Chuckles)
355
00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:46,378
(Laughter)
356
00:15:46,412 --> 00:15:47,646
All right, Monica!
357
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,582
(Women whooping)
358
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,518
♪ Me and my gal.
359
00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:54,053
(Music ends)
360
00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:55,688
(Applause)
361
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:00,426
(Maggie laughs)
362
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,362
-(Zoe whoops)
-This ought to be good.
363
00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:06,732
(Piano playing gentle melody)
364
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,201
Thats him.
365
00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:10,569
Oh... okay.
366
00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:13,672
Go for it, girl.
367
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:22,247
♪ Youre so good
368
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:25,818
♪ youre too good for me,
you are ♪
369
00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:29,188
♪ youre the best darn person
I have known by far ♪
370
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:33,292
♪ if I could
371
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:36,095
♪ you know ID never
throw this curve ♪
372
00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:39,298
♪ youre a goddess
373
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,600
♪ and im not what you deserve
374
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,270
(both laugh)
375
00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:47,239
♪ What I am saying is
376
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:51,043
♪ our thing must end
377
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:55,047
♪ but though it must
378
00:16:56,415 --> 00:17:01,086
♪ I want to be your friend
379
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,122
(southern accent):
♪ friend?
380
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,791
♪ Friend
381
00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:08,260
♪ you want to be my friend?
382
00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:11,330
♪ You want
to be my friend? Oh! ♪
383
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,332
-♪ Thats nice
-(Laughs)
384
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,333
♪ You want to be my friend
385
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,667
♪ I want a lover and a husband
386
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,570
♪ a partner and a spouse,
I want someone ♪
387
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:21,473
♪ to split expenses with me
on a summer house ♪
388
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:24,343
♪ I want a father
for my unborn children ♪
389
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,145
♪ someone whos in tune
390
00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:29,448
♪ since ill be 39 next month,
I want him rather soon ♪
391
00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:31,717
♪ I want someone to buy rugs
and lamps with ♪
392
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,318
♪ someone wholl cosign
393
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:35,320
♪ I want a small
joint bank account ♪
394
00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,122
♪ in his name and in mine
395
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:38,891
♪ I need someone
I can fight with ♪
396
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:40,826
♪ learn to cook for,
love to feed ♪
397
00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:43,796
♪ come to think of it, theres
only one thing I do not need ♪
398
00:17:43,829 --> 00:17:45,764
♪ I dont need another friend
399
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:46,899
♪ you want to be my friend?
400
00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:50,135
♪ Whod want you
to be a friend? ♪
401
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:51,904
-♪ Is my name on the lease?
-♪ huh?
402
00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:54,173
♪ Is my name on this lease?
403
00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:55,274
♪ Well, yeah
404
00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:57,910
-♪ then get out
of my apartment. ♪
405
00:17:57,943 --> 00:18:00,779
-(Laughter, applause)
-(Zoe whoops)
406
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,247
(Laughs):
Thats my angel.
407
00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:07,719
(Laughs)
408
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:08,821
Oh. Oh, that was fun.
409
00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:10,689
That was great.
410
00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:12,324
Nobody can beat it. Oh.
411
00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:14,526
You made me laugh so hard,
you made my cry.
412
00:18:18,363 --> 00:18:20,833
I just wish it wasnt so true.
413
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:23,368
Im sorry.
414
00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:25,737
Im just... being so pathetic.
415
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:28,907
I just loved him.
416
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,743
I really loved him.
417
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,645
Im sure you did, Zoe.
418
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,849
Oh, my god.
419
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,219
Maybe you were right, honey.
420
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,498
Jeff?
421
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:54,366
Yeah.
422
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:00,305
Hey.
423
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:02,608
Hi.
424
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,376
I figured you might be here.
425
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,758
Its really nice to see you.
426
00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:23,762
I, uh, looked at the calendar
this morning.
427
00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:26,732
Thought this might be
a difficult night for you.
428
00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:29,401
You remembered our anniversary?
429
00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:31,970
I didnt think guys
remembered things like that.
430
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,640
Now, see, that is why I love...
431
00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:37,976
Did you want to get a drink?
432
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,845
No, I cant. I...
433
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:43,649
I got to be somewhere,
but I-I wanted to come by
434
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,684
and make sure that
you were okay.
435
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:49,388
I got this for you.
436
00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:52,324
Its yellow for friendship.
437
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,495
I just thought it would be
a real shame, you know,
438
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:57,496
if we couldnt be...
439
00:19:57,529 --> 00:19:59,765
Me, too.
440
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,368
Betty:
♪ the night is bitter
441
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:05,237
♪ stars have lost
their glitter ♪
442
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:08,574
♪ the winds grow colder
443
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:10,609
♪ and suddenly youre older
444
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:14,513
♪ and all because of the man
445
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:16,949
♪ that got away
446
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,854
♪ no more
447
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:26,959
♪ his eager call
448
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:29,628
♪ the writings on the wall
449
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,764
♪ the dreams you dreamed
450
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:36,335
♪ have all
451
00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:41,340
♪ gone astray
452
00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:43,742
♪ the man that won you
453
00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:46,545
♪ has run off and undone you
454
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:49,014
♪ that great beginning
455
00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:51,550
♪ has seen a final inning
456
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:52,651
♪ dont know what happened
457
00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:55,654
♪ its just a crazy game
458
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:04,463
♪ no more that all-time thrill
459
00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:09,568
♪ for youve been
through the mill ♪
460
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:12,371
♪ and never a new love
461
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:13,805
(sighs)
462
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,574
♪ Will be the same
463
00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:18,677
(man talking quietly,
car door closes)
464
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:20,512
♪ Good riddance, good-bye
465
00:21:21,546 --> 00:21:23,382
♪ every trick of his
466
00:21:23,982 --> 00:21:27,953
♪ youre onto
467
00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:30,022
♪ but fools will be fools
468
00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,759
♪ and wheres he gone to?
469
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:35,560
(Car door closes)
470
00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:41,600
♪ The road gets rougher
471
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,135
-♪ it gets rougher
-♪ its lonelier and tougher
472
00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:45,771
-♪ lonely and tougher
-♪ with hope you burn up
473
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,739
-♪ with hope you burn up
-♪ tomorrow he may turn up
474
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:49,474
♪ tomorrow he may turn up
475
00:21:49,508 --> 00:21:52,377
-♪ theres just no letup
-♪ no letup
476
00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:53,945
♪ the livelong night
477
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:57,749
-♪ the livelong night and day
-♪ and day
478
00:21:57,783 --> 00:21:59,985
♪ ever since
this world began ♪
479
00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:01,720
♪ ever since the world began
480
00:22:02,954 --> 00:22:04,790
♪ theres nothing sadder than
481
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:10,529
♪ there is nothing
sadder than ♪
482
00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:13,031
♪ a one-man woman
483
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,733
♪ looking for the man
484
00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:16,735
(sobbing softly)
485
00:22:16,768 --> 00:22:18,637
♪ That got away
486
00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:22,140
♪ one-man woman
487
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:24,576
♪ looking for the man
that got away ♪
488
00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:27,913
♪ the man...
489
00:22:27,946 --> 00:22:28,880
(Sobbing)
490
00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:31,850
♪ That got away
491
00:22:31,883 --> 00:22:33,852
♪ looking for the man
492
00:22:33,885 --> 00:22:37,723
♪ that got away.
493
00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:48,166
♪ Give my regards to Broadway
494
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,570
♪ remember me to herald square
495
00:22:51,603 --> 00:22:54,439
♪ tell all the gang
at 42nd street ♪
496
00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:56,441
Dancings fun.
You guys should try it.
497
00:22:56,475 --> 00:22:58,076
♪ That I will soon be there
498
00:22:59,144 --> 00:23:01,546
♪ whisper of how im yearning
499
00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:04,483
♪ to mingle
with the old-time throng... ♪
500
00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:06,752
So why dont you just
go talk to her?
501
00:23:07,185 --> 00:23:08,620
What?
502
00:23:08,653 --> 00:23:09,888
Why dont you just go say hi?
503
00:23:09,921 --> 00:23:11,189
Its pretty obvious you want to.
504
00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:13,024
Im Andrew.
505
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,059
-Billy.
-Hi.
506
00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:16,194
(Music ends, applause)
507
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:19,531
So, about this girl.
508
00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:20,499
(Piano playing gentle melody)
509
00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:22,234
Okay, all right.
510
00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:23,735
So, which one of you
511
00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:24,936
telepathically
invited me over here?
512
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:30,976
Im Peter.
513
00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:35,046
Well, Peter,
why dont we skip the small talk
514
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,182
and go straight to,
"take a hike."
515
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:45,824
Bad for him.
516
00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:48,560
Good for you.
517
00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:51,496
Yeah, well,
hes not exactly zoes type.
518
00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:54,566
So you know her name
and you know her type.
519
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:58,036
You know, this sounds something
like unrequited love to me.
520
00:23:58,069 --> 00:24:00,539
I deliver packages
to the company she works for.
521
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:01,706
She signs the receipts.
522
00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:04,876
Beautiful handwriting.
523
00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:07,813
It seems to me
you got two choices, okay?
524
00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:10,248
You can go over,
talk to her, see what happens,
525
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,517
or you can stay here
526
00:24:12,551 --> 00:24:14,619
and keep up with this, uh,
this stalking routine.
527
00:24:15,754 --> 00:24:17,522
I cant do it, Andrew.
528
00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:20,892
And the thing is,
I knew I wouldnt be able to.
529
00:24:22,594 --> 00:24:23,795
I dont even know
why I came here.
530
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:26,731
Betty:
Oh, honey,
531
00:24:26,765 --> 00:24:28,633
you know exactly why you came.
532
00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:29,868
What you cant figure out is
533
00:24:29,901 --> 00:24:31,937
why youre being
such a wimp about it.
534
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,872
Hey, go easy on me here.
535
00:24:33,905 --> 00:24:36,808
Youre not alone, you know.
536
00:24:36,842 --> 00:24:39,644
Theres a lot of other
shy people in the world.
537
00:24:39,678 --> 00:24:41,313
And, frankly,
its to your credit
538
00:24:41,346 --> 00:24:42,981
youre not like some of these
other palookas in here.
539
00:24:43,715 --> 00:24:45,817
But when...
540
00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:48,620
When somebodys giving you
a push in the right direction,
541
00:24:48,653 --> 00:24:50,288
ID listen.
542
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:53,058
For all you know,
that somebody might be an angel.
543
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:54,860
Huh?
544
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:57,896
Youre an angel, Andrew?
545
00:24:58,630 --> 00:24:59,898
You never know.
546
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,701
(Chuckles)
547
00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:07,239
Zoe, you have a suitor.
548
00:25:08,874 --> 00:25:10,809
Is that Billy?
549
00:25:11,710 --> 00:25:13,278
The delivery guy?
550
00:25:13,311 --> 00:25:15,313
I didnt recognize him
without that gag-me uniform.
551
00:25:16,114 --> 00:25:19,050
Oh, he doesnt like me.
552
00:25:19,084 --> 00:25:20,986
He came to the office
to see you,
553
00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:22,153
and I told him
that youd be here.
554
00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:29,160
The thing is,
I see her every day.
555
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:31,062
If I were to go over there
and tell her how I feel,
556
00:25:31,096 --> 00:25:33,131
and she didnt feel
the same way,
557
00:25:33,164 --> 00:25:34,332
I would have to transfer
to another route,
558
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:36,001
and I would never see her.
559
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:39,204
Billy, nobody is
promised tomorrow.
560
00:25:39,237 --> 00:25:42,641
So dont pass up the opportunity
to tell somebody
561
00:25:42,674 --> 00:25:43,808
how you feel about them.
562
00:25:44,809 --> 00:25:47,112
That would be a push.
563
00:25:48,246 --> 00:25:50,282
Its the best I can do.
564
00:25:59,090 --> 00:26:00,158
(Sighs)
565
00:26:02,961 --> 00:26:03,895
(Whispers):
Here he comes.
566
00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:05,830
What do I say?
567
00:26:05,864 --> 00:26:06,965
Uh, dont decide that right now.
568
00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:10,702
Hey, Billy.
569
00:26:10,735 --> 00:26:12,170
Hey. Hi, Zoe.
570
00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:14,706
Hi.
571
00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:15,707
How are you doing?
572
00:26:16,341 --> 00:26:18,043
Im good.
573
00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:20,111
I was wondering
if youd like to dance.
574
00:26:20,145 --> 00:26:22,881
Go ahead.
Its not as hard as it looks.
575
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:24,883
Yeah, okay.
576
00:26:35,293 --> 00:26:36,761
Billy:
Zoe, I-I just want you to know
577
00:26:36,795 --> 00:26:38,763
that I think very highly of you.
578
00:26:38,797 --> 00:26:40,832
(Zoe chuckles)
579
00:26:41,866 --> 00:26:42,867
You think very highly of me?
580
00:26:43,868 --> 00:26:46,705
What I mean is,
581
00:26:46,738 --> 00:26:48,640
I love the fact that you eat
baklava at 9:00 in the morning.
582
00:26:49,407 --> 00:26:51,309
I love your... handwriting.
583
00:26:53,745 --> 00:26:55,246
Wow.
584
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,349
Look, I know this sounds insane,
585
00:26:57,382 --> 00:27:01,019
but I think youre the most
amazing person I have ever met.
586
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,155
When I look at you,
everything inside me just...
587
00:27:05,991 --> 00:27:07,892
God, I am an idiot.
588
00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:10,829
Uh, give me a chance.
589
00:27:11,396 --> 00:27:12,864
Ill get there.
590
00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:27,379
(Piano playing gentle melody)
591
00:27:33,785 --> 00:27:35,053
Im sad.
592
00:27:36,454 --> 00:27:37,789
Im happy.
593
00:27:39,124 --> 00:27:41,226
Im sad. Im happy.
594
00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:45,096
(Sighs)
595
00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:47,032
See you tomorrow, guys.
596
00:27:47,432 --> 00:27:48,466
Bye.
597
00:27:52,404 --> 00:27:55,173
Okay, so let me
get this straight.
598
00:27:55,206 --> 00:27:57,409
You visit your mother,
you bake strudel,
599
00:27:58,810 --> 00:28:00,211
and I guess now
youre gonna tell me
600
00:28:00,245 --> 00:28:01,913
you volunteer
at the hospital, right?
601
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,449
Well, actually,
602
00:28:04,482 --> 00:28:07,185
its the, uh, senior citizen
program at the park.
603
00:28:07,218 --> 00:28:10,155
Which reminds me,
you should know
604
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:12,057
there is another woman
in my life.
605
00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:16,027
Her names Lola; Shes 82.
606
00:28:16,828 --> 00:28:18,129
(Chuckles)
607
00:28:21,232 --> 00:28:23,368
So...
608
00:28:23,401 --> 00:28:25,170
Where do we go from here?
609
00:28:27,439 --> 00:28:30,108
You know, I heard you talking
610
00:28:30,141 --> 00:28:33,078
with the other girls about
all the things Jeff used to do:
611
00:28:33,111 --> 00:28:35,547
Balloon rides, uh,
612
00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:37,882
sending you three dozen roses
when you were sick,
613
00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:39,551
the fancy French dinners.
614
00:28:39,584 --> 00:28:41,920
And I think
all those things are great,
615
00:28:41,953 --> 00:28:44,089
and you deserve
all of them and more.
616
00:28:47,525 --> 00:28:49,994
But you should know,
I cant afford that stuff.
617
00:28:51,996 --> 00:28:53,898
Oh, I dont need
that stuff, Billy.
618
00:28:53,932 --> 00:28:55,900
I-I mean,
I could buy you one Rose
619
00:28:55,934 --> 00:28:59,137
three dozen times
over the course of, well...
620
00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:02,240
A few years.
621
00:29:02,273 --> 00:29:03,975
(Both laugh)
622
00:29:04,008 --> 00:29:05,009
And if we ever got married,
623
00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:09,047
well, I would give you
my firstborn child.
624
00:29:11,182 --> 00:29:12,951
Well, I guess
wed have to share him.
625
00:29:13,618 --> 00:29:14,719
(Both laugh)
626
00:29:18,556 --> 00:29:24,262
Oh, man, its almost 3:00,
and my shift starts at 5:00.
627
00:29:24,295 --> 00:29:27,599
Can I give you a-a ride?
628
00:29:27,632 --> 00:29:30,568
Actually, I came here
with Monica, so I...
629
00:29:32,637 --> 00:29:34,906
Okay.
630
00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:37,408
So I guess, uh,
ill see you tomorrow.
631
00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:38,877
-Today.
-(Chuckles)
632
00:29:50,155 --> 00:29:52,123
(Whispers):
Bye.
633
00:30:04,035 --> 00:30:05,036
Thanks for the push.
634
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:06,871
Sure.
635
00:30:06,905 --> 00:30:07,972
Ill walk out with you.
636
00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:13,845
Hey, Zoe?
637
00:30:16,281 --> 00:30:18,416
I just wanted
to say your name again.
638
00:30:18,449 --> 00:30:19,517
(Laughs)
639
00:30:29,994 --> 00:30:31,462
Are you ready to go?
640
00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:32,363
-Yes.
-Okay.
641
00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:37,168
And they all lived
happily ever after.
642
00:30:37,202 --> 00:30:38,236
(Chuckles)
643
00:30:38,269 --> 00:30:39,370
Come on, lew, lets go home.
644
00:30:44,642 --> 00:30:47,445
Happily ever after--
now, theres a nice idea.
645
00:30:48,379 --> 00:30:51,216
Gloria, were angels,
646
00:30:52,717 --> 00:30:55,887
and happily ever after
only happens in fairy tales.
647
00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:02,493
(Chuckles softly)
648
00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:04,062
This is so great.
649
00:31:04,095 --> 00:31:05,330
I mean, what are the chances
650
00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:08,433
of both of US connecting with
great guys on the same night?
651
00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:10,902
Apparently, 100%.
652
00:31:11,636 --> 00:31:13,304
Dont be bitter.
653
00:31:13,338 --> 00:31:15,473
Ill bet your guys just
right around the corner.
654
00:31:15,506 --> 00:31:17,075
Ugh, youre beginning
to sound like
655
00:31:17,108 --> 00:31:19,344
one of Bettys
sappy old love songs.
656
00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:21,479
Well, we always said
theres one perfect guy
657
00:31:21,512 --> 00:31:22,981
out there for each of US,
658
00:31:23,014 --> 00:31:25,049
and yesterday
I would have sworn it was Jeff.
659
00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:27,685
Yesterday you did
swear it was Jeff.
660
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:29,454
That was before
I danced with Billy.
661
00:31:35,193 --> 00:31:37,495
Shouldnt we say something?
662
00:31:41,599 --> 00:31:43,134
Thats not our job right now.
663
00:31:52,043 --> 00:31:54,445
Hes never late.
664
00:31:54,479 --> 00:31:57,615
I mean, dont they advertise
never, ever late?
665
00:31:58,783 --> 00:31:59,951
He probably overslept.
666
00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:02,453
No.
667
00:32:02,487 --> 00:32:06,257
Hes having second thoughts,
he cant face me,
668
00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:07,692
and so hes got
a different route now.
669
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,362
I knew it.
670
00:32:12,196 --> 00:32:14,098
He just, he seemed so sincere.
671
00:32:14,132 --> 00:32:16,167
Hewas
672
00:32:14,132 --> 00:32:16,167
sincere.
673
00:32:18,636 --> 00:32:19,537
Well, then where is he?
674
00:32:23,508 --> 00:32:24,976
Man:
Im looking for Zoe.
675
00:32:25,543 --> 00:32:26,544
Who are you?
676
00:32:26,577 --> 00:32:27,612
Rds.
677
00:32:27,645 --> 00:32:29,314
Ive, uh, got some packages.
678
00:32:29,347 --> 00:32:30,548
Wheres Billy?
679
00:32:37,755 --> 00:32:41,125
Billy was on his way
into work this morning,
680
00:32:41,159 --> 00:32:42,393
and he was hit
by a drunk driver.
681
00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:43,695
What?
682
00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:50,234
Where-where is he?
683
00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:53,404
Where is he?
684
00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:58,343
He didnt make it.
685
00:33:14,859 --> 00:33:15,793
Maggie:
Are you sure?
686
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:18,129
Look, you better be sure,
687
00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:19,530
because this is
really, really important.
688
00:33:20,331 --> 00:33:21,532
Im sure.
689
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:24,736
Im sorry.
690
00:33:27,705 --> 00:33:29,574
Ill go after her.
691
00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:31,709
Okay, lets go.
692
00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:33,478
You stay here
and fix the computer.
693
00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:35,747
But I want to come with you
and be an angel.
694
00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:38,049
You need to be an angel
fixing a computer.
695
00:33:39,384 --> 00:33:40,685
Youll be fine.
696
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:54,232
(Piano playing gentle melody)
697
00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:58,403
(Sniffles)
698
00:34:01,506 --> 00:34:04,409
When I saw you walk in here
the other day,
699
00:34:04,442 --> 00:34:07,645
I honestly thought you came
to make somebody as happy
700
00:34:08,413 --> 00:34:09,814
as you made me and lew.
701
00:34:11,182 --> 00:34:13,317
Sometimes we do that...
702
00:34:13,351 --> 00:34:16,220
And sometimes we just
have to make them stronger.
703
00:34:25,496 --> 00:34:27,298
Somebody just got lucky.
704
00:34:27,932 --> 00:34:29,834
And that somebody is me.
705
00:34:33,371 --> 00:34:35,473
Bartender, how about another
for my beautiful friend here
706
00:34:35,506 --> 00:34:36,541
and vodka rocks for me?
707
00:34:42,213 --> 00:34:43,748
I remember you.
708
00:34:44,348 --> 00:34:46,417
Im Peter.
709
00:34:46,451 --> 00:34:49,921
I was abruptly dispatched
by your friend last night.
710
00:34:49,954 --> 00:34:53,257
I know, I know,
I probably deserved it, I...
711
00:34:57,662 --> 00:35:01,232
Look, whoever he is,
he isnt worth it
712
00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:02,867
if he could hurt
a gorgeous lady like you.
713
00:35:09,974 --> 00:35:11,542
You, uh...
714
00:35:11,576 --> 00:35:12,710
You want to get out of here?
715
00:35:14,512 --> 00:35:15,780
No.
716
00:35:18,716 --> 00:35:19,684
Okay.
717
00:35:20,551 --> 00:35:21,786
All right, I had to try.
718
00:35:23,588 --> 00:35:24,689
Take care of yourself.
719
00:35:28,559 --> 00:35:29,660
Wait.
720
00:35:34,332 --> 00:35:36,200
Maybe I do want to come.
721
00:35:53,317 --> 00:35:55,219
Excuse US.
722
00:35:55,253 --> 00:35:56,320
Zoe, dont leave with this man.
723
00:35:59,624 --> 00:36:00,825
I dont think
thats any of your business.
724
00:36:01,692 --> 00:36:02,760
Well, then its mine.
725
00:36:08,299 --> 00:36:09,567
Maybe some other time, okay?
726
00:36:14,272 --> 00:36:15,840
(Door opens, closes)
727
00:36:26,551 --> 00:36:28,986
(Door opens)
728
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:30,421
(Door closes)
729
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,396
What is this?
730
00:36:38,429 --> 00:36:40,665
You didnt really want to go
home with that man tonight.
731
00:36:44,769 --> 00:36:46,237
I just didnt want to be alone.
732
00:36:47,438 --> 00:36:49,574
Oh, youre not alone, honey.
733
00:36:49,607 --> 00:36:51,909
Youre so very not alone
right now.
734
00:36:53,411 --> 00:36:54,879
Youre talking to an angel--
thats right.
735
00:36:55,613 --> 00:36:56,847
Monica is an angel.
736
00:37:00,685 --> 00:37:01,886
And so is Tess.
737
00:37:01,919 --> 00:37:03,921
Dont be afraid.
738
00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:06,524
Ive been visited
by an angel before,
739
00:37:06,557 --> 00:37:08,859
and I know its frightening
the first time, but...
740
00:37:08,893 --> 00:37:11,696
(Sighs) Its the best thing
that ever happened to me.
741
00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:12,630
So just listen.
742
00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:16,567
Its true, Zoe, I am an angel.
743
00:37:17,435 --> 00:37:19,036
(Chuckles)
744
00:37:20,338 --> 00:37:21,839
An angel?
745
00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:24,809
Yes.
746
00:37:24,842 --> 00:37:28,980
A messenger from god,
the one true god who is love,
747
00:37:29,013 --> 00:37:33,718
who created love, and who loves
you and Billy so much
748
00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:35,720
that, even in the midst
of tragedy,
749
00:37:35,753 --> 00:37:37,488
hes near you
and he wants to comfort you.
750
00:37:38,489 --> 00:37:40,558
Comfort me?
751
00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:41,859
Well, then why didnt
he just save Billy?
752
00:37:42,893 --> 00:37:46,330
There are angels
everywhere, Zoe,
753
00:37:46,364 --> 00:37:50,468
whispering guidance,
offering direction.
754
00:37:50,501 --> 00:37:53,871
Last night, an angel whispered
in someones ear,
755
00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:55,906
"dont drink.
756
00:37:56,874 --> 00:37:58,943
Dont drink and drive your car."
757
00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:01,879
But once again, god was ignored,
758
00:38:03,547 --> 00:38:05,783
and once again,
an innocent person died.
759
00:38:07,051 --> 00:38:08,853
It has broken your heart,
760
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:11,989
but it has broken
gods heart, too.
761
00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:15,960
Did Billy get an angel?
762
00:38:17,028 --> 00:38:18,529
Yes.
763
00:38:18,562 --> 00:38:20,665
The same angel
who gave him the courage
764
00:38:20,698 --> 00:38:23,067
to say those words
to you last night,
765
00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:26,003
words that hed been practicing
to say to you for so long.
766
00:38:27,605 --> 00:38:30,975
Billy died
with nothing left unsaid, Zoe,
767
00:38:32,009 --> 00:38:34,745
with no love left unexpressed.
768
00:38:36,113 --> 00:38:38,783
And when he went
to work this morning,
769
00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:40,851
it was the happiest
hed ever been in his life.
770
00:38:42,186 --> 00:38:43,888
It was the happiest I had ever
been in my life.
771
00:38:45,056 --> 00:38:46,957
And now im alone.
772
00:38:48,592 --> 00:38:49,860
Im sorry.
773
00:38:51,529 --> 00:38:52,563
I know I sound selfish.
774
00:38:56,033 --> 00:38:57,902
But the truth is, is that
im just-- im so scared.
775
00:39:00,204 --> 00:39:02,573
I dont want
to spend my life alone.
776
00:39:05,109 --> 00:39:07,678
I want a husband to hold,
and I want children to raise
777
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:14,051
and a family to love
and to share my life with.
778
00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:15,619
And last night,
I was hurting so much,
779
00:39:17,221 --> 00:39:19,090
and Billy walked in,
780
00:39:19,123 --> 00:39:21,459
and I thought he was
really the one this time.
781
00:39:22,693 --> 00:39:24,595
The one?
782
00:39:24,628 --> 00:39:26,564
Zoe, love is not about waiting
783
00:39:26,597 --> 00:39:28,099
for the one
who is destined to love you.
784
00:39:28,899 --> 00:39:32,703
Stop shopping for love.
785
00:39:32,737 --> 00:39:36,540
Youre not going to find it
searching the singles bars
786
00:39:36,574 --> 00:39:38,976
and the happy hours,
looking for the right man.
787
00:39:41,812 --> 00:39:44,081
Well, im lonely.
788
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:48,886
And im afraid
that time is running out for me.
789
00:39:50,087 --> 00:39:52,123
Gods timing is not your timing.
790
00:39:54,158 --> 00:39:56,994
Only he knows what
and who is ahead for you.
791
00:39:58,195 --> 00:39:59,930
(Sighs)
792
00:39:59,964 --> 00:40:01,932
Hes asking you to trust him.
793
00:40:04,535 --> 00:40:07,805
You wont be ready
for the right man, Zoe,
794
00:40:07,838 --> 00:40:10,007
until you become
the right woman--
795
00:40:11,275 --> 00:40:13,811
the strong, confident,
generous woman
796
00:40:13,844 --> 00:40:16,714
that god created you to be.
797
00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:19,784
When you learn to love
anyone who comes your way--
798
00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:24,188
hungry child,
a homeless stranger,
799
00:40:25,790 --> 00:40:28,559
a friendless neighbor--
800
00:40:28,592 --> 00:40:32,029
then you cant help
but draw love back to yourself.
801
00:40:37,301 --> 00:40:38,636
Like Billy.
802
00:40:40,037 --> 00:40:42,673
Like Billy.
803
00:40:45,876 --> 00:40:46,977
How do I do that?
804
00:40:48,179 --> 00:40:50,014
How do I learn
how to be that person?
805
00:40:51,715 --> 00:40:53,551
You ask the question,
806
00:40:53,584 --> 00:40:55,653
and then you listen
to the voice that answers.
807
00:40:57,888 --> 00:40:59,957
You listen to god,
you listen to the angels.
808
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,062
And you follow the example
of those good people
809
00:41:06,764 --> 00:41:08,165
whove been there, too.
810
00:41:12,670 --> 00:41:15,005
(Zoe chuckles)
Betty and lew?
811
00:41:15,039 --> 00:41:16,874
Betty and lew have been
together forever.
812
00:41:16,907 --> 00:41:18,075
Its been so easy for them.
813
00:41:19,677 --> 00:41:21,879
Honey, lew and I
have only been together
814
00:41:22,346 --> 00:41:23,280
for three years.
815
00:41:26,116 --> 00:41:27,818
That man in the picture
with me over there--
816
00:41:28,352 --> 00:41:30,054
that was Mike.
817
00:41:31,288 --> 00:41:33,257
That was my first husband.
818
00:41:33,290 --> 00:41:35,726
I loved that man
with all my heart,
819
00:41:37,094 --> 00:41:38,229
and when he was killed in Korea,
820
00:41:41,365 --> 00:41:43,067
I-I thought my life was over.
821
00:41:44,101 --> 00:41:45,169
And then one day...
822
00:41:46,136 --> 00:41:48,772
This angel walked in named Tess.
823
00:41:50,708 --> 00:41:51,609
She showed up
824
00:41:51,642 --> 00:41:54,245
and gave me
the same kind of talking to
825
00:41:54,278 --> 00:41:55,579
that you just got from Monica.
826
00:41:56,714 --> 00:41:59,016
And I was just
827
00:41:59,049 --> 00:42:02,786
heartbroken enough
to take her advice.
828
00:42:02,820 --> 00:42:07,091
I didnt spend the next 30 years
of my life looking for love.
829
00:42:07,124 --> 00:42:10,895
I just ran around sharing it
as much as I could.
830
00:42:12,763 --> 00:42:15,599
And when lew
walked in that door,
831
00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:19,236
I knew the wait was worth it.
832
00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:23,274
God doesnt always deliver
on our timetable, sweetheart.
833
00:42:23,307 --> 00:42:24,608
He just delivers the best.
834
00:42:31,815 --> 00:42:33,217
So what are you gonna do?
835
00:42:38,422 --> 00:42:39,957
Will you do me a favor?
836
00:42:41,091 --> 00:42:42,092
What?
837
00:42:43,994 --> 00:42:45,029
Will you tell Billy
that I miss him?
838
00:42:48,198 --> 00:42:50,901
Tell him that im gonna miss
everything that might have been.
839
00:42:53,904 --> 00:42:57,341
But tell him im so glad that
he came over and talked to me.
840
00:43:00,811 --> 00:43:03,080
I will tell him.
841
00:43:04,048 --> 00:43:05,115
(Piano playing gentle melody)
842
00:43:05,149 --> 00:43:07,918
♪ Make someone happy
843
00:43:09,954 --> 00:43:14,191
♪ make just one someone happy
844
00:43:14,224 --> 00:43:17,394
♪ make just one heart
the heart ♪
845
00:43:18,696 --> 00:43:21,365
♪ you cling to
846
00:43:23,267 --> 00:43:26,003
♪ one smile
847
00:43:26,870 --> 00:43:29,139
♪ that cheers you
848
00:43:29,173 --> 00:43:30,808
♪ one face
that really lights... ♪
849
00:43:30,841 --> 00:43:33,377
Okay, so theres the kind of
love that god gives all of US.
850
00:43:33,410 --> 00:43:35,379
-Yes.
-Theres the kind of love
851
00:43:35,412 --> 00:43:37,348
that friends
give each other, like US.
852
00:43:37,381 --> 00:43:38,282
-Right.
-Mm-hmm.
853
00:43:38,315 --> 00:43:40,784
And then theres
the romantic kind of love,
854
00:43:40,818 --> 00:43:42,453
like those two
over there are experiencing.
855
00:43:42,486 --> 00:43:44,188
Yeah. Well, kind of.
856
00:43:44,221 --> 00:43:45,689
Okay, so thats it, right?
857
00:43:45,723 --> 00:43:46,357
That covers everything
about love.
858
00:43:47,024 --> 00:43:48,459
No, Gloria.
859
00:43:48,492 --> 00:43:50,427
Theres a lot more.
Youll see.
860
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:51,362
-Theres more?
-Oh, yeah.
861
00:43:52,196 --> 00:43:54,164
For example,
862
00:43:54,198 --> 00:43:56,300
theres another kind of love
right over there.
863
00:43:58,769 --> 00:44:00,771
-You dont look a day over 40.
-Thank you.
864
00:44:00,804 --> 00:44:02,239
(Laughs)
865
00:44:02,272 --> 00:44:05,042
So, Lola, what do you say?
866
00:44:05,075 --> 00:44:06,043
You want to go to the zoo today?
867
00:44:08,779 --> 00:44:10,180
Absolutely. Youve got it.
868
00:44:11,048 --> 00:44:12,383
Okay.
869
00:44:17,287 --> 00:44:21,225
♪ Make somebody happy
870
00:44:21,258 --> 00:44:24,194
♪ make just one someone happy
871
00:44:25,396 --> 00:44:27,164
♪ and youll find
872
00:44:28,298 --> 00:44:31,135
♪ that you will be happy, too.
873
00:44:31,168 --> 00:44:32,136
(Dove cooing)
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