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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,620 --> 00:00:06,581 ♪ ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:06,606 --> 00:00:08,999 He had his fucking cell phone in his hand 3 00:00:09,024 --> 00:00:11,069 against the pottery while we were giving it to them. 4 00:00:11,094 --> 00:00:12,171 I just wanna make a great show. 5 00:00:12,196 --> 00:00:13,671 And if we include you talking 6 00:00:13,696 --> 00:00:15,119 about these wounds of frustration 7 00:00:15,144 --> 00:00:16,437 between you and Asher, 8 00:00:16,462 --> 00:00:18,093 then people are gonna connect with you 9 00:00:18,118 --> 00:00:19,968 and they're gonna think you're being honest. 10 00:00:19,993 --> 00:00:21,937 [Abshir] Stop discussing curses. 11 00:00:21,962 --> 00:00:24,085 If you put an idea in your head, 12 00:00:24,239 --> 00:00:26,050 it can become very real. 13 00:00:26,183 --> 00:00:28,006 - [giggling] - [teacher] Girls. 14 00:00:28,114 --> 00:00:30,331 You're always complaining about the gaming board? 15 00:00:30,357 --> 00:00:31,921 [man] You should be proud of yourself, Asher. 16 00:00:31,946 --> 00:00:32,507 [beeping] 17 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:34,254 [automated voice] $50. Max bet. 18 00:00:34,279 --> 00:00:36,593 This is your chance to do something about it. 19 00:00:36,618 --> 00:00:38,844 We're not gonna be able to do the story, 20 00:00:38,869 --> 00:00:41,016 unless I have the security footage. 21 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,679 [Asher] I... I know the exact folder I put it in. 22 00:00:43,704 --> 00:00:45,211 I will get it for you. 23 00:00:45,236 --> 00:00:47,380 What the hell do you and Cara text about? 24 00:00:47,405 --> 00:00:49,312 - [Dougie] You can see. - What's this? 25 00:00:49,337 --> 00:00:51,554 [Dougie] That's some racist statue that she sent me, 26 00:00:51,579 --> 00:00:53,765 some miniature golf course in Albuquerque. 27 00:00:53,790 --> 00:00:55,687 Wait till you see this show. 28 00:00:55,712 --> 00:00:58,366 Your art looks so good in our home. 29 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,374 Did you guys talk about that release? 30 00:01:00,399 --> 00:01:02,496 'Cause apparently we need like an official signature before 31 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:03,882 we can use your artwork in the show. 32 00:01:03,907 --> 00:01:05,491 Yeah, yeah. I need do that. 33 00:01:05,544 --> 00:01:08,401 No rush. Like, kind of a rush, but not, not a big rush. 34 00:01:08,426 --> 00:01:09,338 [chuckles] 35 00:01:09,363 --> 00:01:13,752 Maybe corporate comedy class would be interesting for you, 36 00:01:13,777 --> 00:01:15,826 just so you could feel more confident. 37 00:01:15,851 --> 00:01:17,967 [muttering] 38 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:35,530 [gym teacher] Use your legs, pull. 39 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:36,740 - [giggling] - Use your arms. 40 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:37,848 Step, step, step. 41 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:40,141 Pull, pull, pull. You're almost there. 42 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,896 Good, good. Way to go, Max. 43 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:45,814 Good job. Good job. 44 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:49,652 Next. 45 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:54,799 [girl] You got this, Josie. 46 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:57,368 [gym teacher] Use your legs, pull. Use your arms. 47 00:01:58,494 --> 00:01:59,495 Keep stepping. 48 00:01:59,578 --> 00:02:00,880 [girl] You got it, Josie. 49 00:02:00,905 --> 00:02:02,915 Good job, Josie. Good job. 50 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:07,419 Use your legs. Pull, pull. You're doing good. 51 00:02:07,444 --> 00:02:09,612 Good job. Awesome. Awesome. 52 00:02:09,879 --> 00:02:12,675 Use your legs, pull. Use your arms. 53 00:02:12,925 --> 00:02:15,886 Keep pulling. Keep pulling. Use your legs. 54 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:19,640 Pull it. Pull it. Pull, pull, pull. 55 00:02:19,682 --> 00:02:20,891 [whispers] Fall. 56 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:24,061 [gym teacher] Keep stepping. Keep stepping and pulling. 57 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,855 Way to go. Way to go. 58 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,502 Keep climbing. Keep... good, good, good. 59 00:02:31,527 --> 00:02:34,154 Touch the yellow. Touch the yellow. 60 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,532 [whispers] Fall. 61 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:40,869 [gym teacher] Great. Now, come back down slow. 62 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:46,702 Slow it down. Good job. 63 00:02:46,727 --> 00:02:48,228 Nala, you're up. 64 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,556 Keep going, Nala. You're doing good. 65 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:01,682 [grunting] 66 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:04,119 Keep trying. Keep trying. One hand over the other. 67 00:03:04,143 --> 00:03:07,896 Use your feet. Keep pulling. 68 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:11,591 Keep pulling. Pull it. Pull it. 69 00:03:11,616 --> 00:03:12,617 [grunts] 70 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:15,154 [gym teacher] Keep trying. Keep trying. 71 00:03:17,656 --> 00:03:19,992 All right, Nala, maybe next time. 72 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:22,745 You can't hog the rope all day. 73 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:24,872 Next. 74 00:03:24,897 --> 00:03:26,691 Good job, Nala. 75 00:03:28,546 --> 00:03:32,004 So that's how it's gonna be. Well, I tried. 76 00:03:32,029 --> 00:03:35,700 [gym teacher] Okay, Jasper. Keep going. Keep going. Good. 77 00:03:41,764 --> 00:03:44,767 Um, she's bullying me. 78 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:50,773 Is it hurting you? 79 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:53,126 If anybody says anything negative about you, 80 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:55,652 as long as you believe in yourself, 81 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:59,615 no bullying is gonna get... get to you unless 82 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,533 they get very physical with you. 83 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,895 But I'm glad you came and told me about this. 84 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:06,302 But be positive in all your actions. 85 00:04:06,327 --> 00:04:08,665 Believe in yourself, that's the main thing. 86 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:09,958 Can I use the bathroom? 87 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:11,818 Oh, sure. Go. 88 00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:20,177 ♪ Eerie music ♪ 89 00:04:25,301 --> 00:04:27,821 [GPS voice] Head southeast on Reservoir Street. 90 00:04:27,846 --> 00:04:30,205 Your destination is on the left. 91 00:04:57,756 --> 00:05:00,843 ♪ ♪ ♪ 92 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:16,149 Okay. 93 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:17,568 Sean. 94 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:21,822 Sean. Sean. Sean! 95 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,908 I called your name four times, man. 96 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:27,119 What the fuck is wrong with you? 97 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:30,163 You gotta answer me when I'm talking to you. 98 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:58,775 [beeping] 99 00:05:58,817 --> 00:05:59,985 [Whitney] Oh. 100 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:01,486 You got a bungee or something? 101 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:02,905 This is fine. This is good. 102 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,740 It'll work. This will work. 103 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:09,036 [grunts] Okay. There we go. 104 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,537 Thank you. 105 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:33,518 Shit. 106 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:44,071 ♪ I'm giving it my all ♪ 107 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:48,075 ♪ But I'm not the girl you're taking home ♪ 108 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:53,956 ♪ Ooh. I keep dancing on my own ♪ 109 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:58,210 ♪ I keep dancing on my own ♪ 110 00:06:58,250 --> 00:07:00,128 ♪ I'm in the... ♪ 111 00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:01,922 [beeping] 112 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:22,401 [grunting] 113 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:31,159 [chuckles] 114 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:45,507 Hello? 115 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:52,848 - I'm calling the police. - It's me, it's me. [laughs] 116 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:56,059 I see you've met my friend. [chuckles] 117 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:59,021 ♪ ♪ ♪ 118 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:01,106 It's from the mini-golf course, 119 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:03,692 but not anymore. Now, it's yours. 120 00:08:05,444 --> 00:08:07,654 Okay. Thank you. 121 00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:09,906 I think your friend is a little cold. 122 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:12,200 Should we bring him inside? [chuckles] 123 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:15,078 - Sure. - [chuckles] Okay. 124 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:17,265 Do you want help? Is it... I mean... 125 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:19,374 No. I'm okay. 126 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:25,916 So Dougie showed me the photo and it was disgusting. 127 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,008 And I had to do something, 128 00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:30,552 so I offered the owner to take it off his hands. 129 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:31,928 You paid him for it? 130 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:34,198 Oh, my God, I didn't want this thing there. 131 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:37,183 It's like a place for children. It's so offensive. 132 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:39,245 It was around all these dinosaurs and it's like, 133 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:42,063 I didn't want that, so it's gone now, 134 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:45,734 and it is my gift to you and you can use it 135 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:49,237 in your art and re-contextualize it. 136 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,948 Maybe I can just sign it right now 137 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:55,535 and you can buy it. How about that? 138 00:08:55,786 --> 00:08:58,830 [chuckles] I mean... 139 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:03,126 an original Cara Durand piece in my home would be fine, 140 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,962 but, you know, obviously if we wanna show it on the show, 141 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:08,673 I'm gonna have to have you sign a release, 142 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:11,176 and we all know that's not a quick process. 143 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,636 Yeah. I... I'm sorry, I... 144 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,947 I'm kidding. I'm completely kidding. I actually... 145 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:17,641 I... I printed out the release for you 146 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,203 just, because I know email is so annoying and, you know, 147 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,996 it like, always gets lost and I'm... 148 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,313 I never pay attention to it. 149 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:27,442 And, um, I will... Oh, here. Here, I'll get a pen. 150 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:34,783 Okay. Here you are. 151 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,300 Is everything okay? 152 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:57,639 I don't think that I can sign this right now. 153 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:01,184 I don't understand. 154 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,270 What do you mean? 155 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,148 I'm... I'm sorry. 156 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,735 No. But you, you said that it was... it was fine 157 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:14,614 if it was only in our house... only our home. 158 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,783 What's... what's going on? 159 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:19,161 Your art is all over the show, 160 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:21,955 so it's like it would be really hard to cut around it. 161 00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:24,666 And... and Dougie says it's impossible, 162 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:28,420 but, of course I'll do what I need to do, of course. 163 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:31,089 I'm just... I... I think I'm just confused 164 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,340 'cause we're friends, 165 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:37,262 so why wouldn't you want your artwork in the show? 166 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:41,391 I love that you have my art. It's... 167 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,561 it's just... it's gonna be a whole thing, 168 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:49,816 you know, considering what your parents do, 169 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:53,945 and I'm also being told about, like, 170 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,323 where I should be showing my art 171 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,176 and then where it should be seen. 172 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,369 And it's just, I don't know if 173 00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:05,040 I want my art in the show 174 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,708 at this point. 175 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:12,547 So what my... what my parents do? 176 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:18,929 Well, they take advantage of poor people. 177 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:26,895 I... I don't even really see them anymore. 178 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:30,106 And my whole thing, my whole life 179 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:36,190 is about doing everything that they don't do. 180 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:40,700 But you know what? This is... this is good, actually. 181 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,827 I needed to hear this. 182 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:46,081 Nobody tells me the truth, honestly. 183 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,374 And that's why we're friends 184 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:50,585 because you're always real with me. 185 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:58,087 And maybe I haven't been as real with you, lately. 186 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,197 'Cause there's actually been a lot of things 187 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,974 going on in my life that you don't know about, 188 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,810 and that's not cool to do 189 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,480 as a friend, you know. 190 00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:14,359 And I felt this distance between us lately, 191 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,778 and I... I know this is why. 192 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,031 So I'm insecure about myself 193 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:23,285 and I'm not telling you things. 194 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,787 But, um... 195 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,335 I'm unhappy in my marriage... 196 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:36,923 and I hide it well, right? 197 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:40,051 Like, who would even know that? 198 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,531 But I feel like he's holding me back 199 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:48,059 and I just wanna be artistic, 200 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,394 and philosophical, 201 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:53,565 and all he cares about are the financials. 202 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,776 And it's so sad, 203 00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,904 because I came here today 204 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:03,283 to ask you to be a consultant for the show. 205 00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:07,203 That's what I wanted to do. It was gonna be so special. 206 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:09,372 And, I mean... 207 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,559 you don't want even want your art in the show, 208 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,001 so, like, what am I thinking? 209 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,587 I mean, I'm so lost. 210 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:18,298 I'm so off base. It's crazy. 211 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:22,135 I just... I... I should... I should just leave. 212 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,346 I should leave. 213 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:31,436 I didn't know... I didn't know about you and Asher. 214 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,646 I'm sorry. 215 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,232 Well, I mean, how would you know that? 216 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,985 I haven't been telling you things. 217 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:48,620 I was so excited. It was gonna be so special... 218 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:54,542 and we have $15,000 to $20,000 for this job, 219 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,378 and it's... 220 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:10,094 So, what would... what would this job entail? 221 00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:18,608 I just really wanna get things right, you know? 222 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:24,864 And so if I... if I have a question about Tiwa or Tewa, 223 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:29,994 like I still mix those up. And I... you know, if have. 224 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:35,166 So... so, like a Native American consultant? 225 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:40,088 Yes. I mean, but it... it really wouldn't take 226 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,006 much of your time at all. 227 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:46,344 Would I... would my name have to be 228 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,054 in the credits of the show or... 229 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:51,224 I mean, if you felt comfortable with that, yeah. 230 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:56,896 Could I... could we maybe do it anonymously? 231 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,068 It's a pretty big network show, 232 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:05,238 so, you know, if they... 233 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,258 if they were paying you for this role, 234 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,301 I... I do think it might be a little bit weird 235 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,137 if it was anonymous, you know, like, 236 00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:14,539 I don't know if they would want that. 237 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:21,707 So for... and this is for $20,000? 238 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:26,259 I don't wanna force you into anything. [laughs] 239 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,303 And it's just to consult. 240 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:31,139 It's not about my art in the show? 241 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,159 [stammers] Yes, exactly, just to consult. 242 00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:35,119 I mean, we could rip this thing up right now. 243 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,163 I mean, you know, I'm just kidding. 244 00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:40,607 You can... you can take time to think about it, of course. 245 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:43,067 But it's just to consult. 246 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,157 Hmm. [chuckles] 247 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:54,496 [chuckles] Oh, I'm so happy we can talk like this. I... 248 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:57,707 Yeah, yeah, me too. 249 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:01,961 [laughs] Do you mind if I get some water? 250 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,422 - No, no, please. - I'm thirsty from all of these. 251 00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:05,507 Get some water. 252 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:09,677 Okay. I'm just gonna use one of these mugs. 253 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,679 [tinkling] 254 00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:33,952 I'm so ugly that on Halloween when I open the door, 255 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,453 kids give me candy. 256 00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:36,621 [laugh] 257 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:37,747 That's funny, right? 258 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,708 Does anybody know what comedian said that? 259 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,877 I'll give you a clue. 260 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:45,296 He gets no respect. 261 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,549 Steven Wright. 262 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:50,134 Actually, it is... 263 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,431 Rodney Dangerfield, right? 264 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:57,660 We used to be really close friends, 265 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,979 but then he stopped talking to me because I'm not funny. 266 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,107 All right. Well, show of hands, 267 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:07,235 how many of you, uh, know who Rodney Dangerfield is? 268 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,297 All right. Well, he was the master 269 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:11,781 of self-deprecating humor. 270 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,617 And some say, that is the safest form of comedy 271 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:17,370 because you're making yourself the butt of the joke, right? 272 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,247 I know some of you right now you're asking yourself, 273 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:25,128 “Jeff, you are an extremely handsome guy 274 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,546 and you seem to be pretty smart, too. 275 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:30,425 So how is that gonna help me with my career? 276 00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:34,053 How is it gonna help me if I'm pointing out my flaws?” 277 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,781 Well, the answer is, and I know... 278 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,558 I know I keep going back to emotional intelligence, 279 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,477 but it is a form of emotional intelligence. 280 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:45,481 People are drawn to those who are self-aware, right? 281 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:48,401 And puts everybody at ease, right? 282 00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,421 So, Rachael, you were, uh, saying something 283 00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:52,697 about, uh, mothering, smothering. 284 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:53,781 What were you saying? 285 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,825 I said, "Mothering, smothering, 286 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,327 what's the difference?" 287 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,846 Okay. Well, it's kind of a pun, right? 288 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,390 But you're also looking back at yourself when you're saying 289 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,666 that you're an overbearing mother, right? 290 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:06,210 So what can be the exaggeration on that, 291 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,630 that we can turn it into a joke? 292 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,924 I'm not a mother, I'm a smother? 293 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,636 That's close, but it's still a pun. 294 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:18,514 So let's, let's take a look at, uh, Rodney here, okay? 295 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:22,977 Are we really to believe that kids think he's so ugly 296 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,437 that they give him candy 297 00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:28,358 because they think he's wearing a monster costume? 298 00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,777 No, no. And that's what makes it funny. 299 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:34,030 So what would happen if you were to smother your kid, 300 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,783 like, like, way too much, right? 301 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,994 He would suffocate and die. 302 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,414 So you might say, 303 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,751 uh, "I'm really concerned with my parenting skills 304 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,896 because I'm... I'm afraid I might be arrested 305 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:52,382 - for first degree smothering." - [laughter] 306 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,443 Okay. Well, it's not the best joke, 307 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,844 but you guys get the idea, right? 308 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,429 Uh, Asher, you were, uh, 309 00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:00,407 saying something about a career change. 310 00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:01,867 How can we make a joke out of that? 311 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,811 Uh, perhaps maybe, uh, you were fired 312 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,521 or, um, nobody wants you? 313 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,290 Well, I wasn't fired. I left myself. 314 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,626 It was like a contract job, so I chose to leave. 315 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,920 Okay. Sure, sure. But, but again, we're... we're, 316 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:16,406 uh, talking about exaggeration here, right? 317 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:19,492 So all we really need is just a kernel of truth. 318 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:23,871 So, um, maybe the other day, 319 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:26,290 uh, we were talking and you were telling me 320 00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:28,519 about an insecurity that you have about yourself 321 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:31,462 and you thought it could be the source of humor, 322 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,965 so why don't we, uh, try that? 323 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:36,926 Um... 324 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,431 I'd, I'd rather not go into it. 325 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,950 Okay. Well, are, are you sure? Because again, 326 00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:45,351 you know, we all know that for a joke to work, 327 00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:46,853 um, we've got to be able to 328 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,956 stretch the truth a little, right? 329 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,566 We're not gonna take everything literally. 330 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:54,986 Well, there's one thing I'd like to stretch a little bit. 331 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,404 My penis. 332 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,826 Okay. Well, okay. That's a good start, 333 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,329 but let's try it again, but this time, 334 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,416 let's not literally say the subject matter, right? 335 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,085 Let's just hint at the subject matter. 336 00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:18,134 Well, there's one... well, there's one phrase I don't... 337 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,428 no one ever says to me, 338 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,680 "Is that a banana in your pocket?" 339 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:26,350 Um, because even if I could stretch my banana, 340 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:28,495 uh, no one would think I was happy. 341 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:32,690 Okay. Well, again, I think maybe not exactly 342 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,025 because I mean the banana... 343 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,420 Oh, because you can't stretch a banana. I see, I see. 344 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:39,822 Does it really matter how he phrases it? Can we just move on? 345 00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:42,867 Well, I, you know, I... I would really love for this joke 346 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,660 to land properly for Asher. 347 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,972 No, yeah, I understand, but I just, I mean, 348 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,749 I'm asking myself why am I paying to watch you 349 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:53,169 workshop a masturbation joke? I just wanna move on. 350 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,963 Okay. Well, I don't think that Asher's joke 351 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:59,175 was to invoke masturbation, right? 352 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:00,593 I mean, Asher, do you wanna go 353 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,715 and explain your joke to everyone? 354 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,264 Uh, I'd prefer not to. 355 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:08,100 Well, Asher told me in private that he has a small penis 356 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,162 and I think that is what the joke 357 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,771 was supposed to portray. 358 00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:13,856 You know, penis size, you know, 359 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:17,777 that is a classic form of self-deprecation. 360 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,129 [woman] He wants to move on. 361 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,089 I don't understand why you keep dwelling on it. 362 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:24,450 Okay. What about even if you rub the genie bottle 363 00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,345 really hard, you never see the genie? 364 00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:28,663 Stop, okay? Stop. 365 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:32,667 Uh, I'm a man and I did not think that joke was funny. 366 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:35,586 And I work with victims of sexual assault 367 00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:38,840 and I can guarantee you that joke would not land. 368 00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:44,053 Let's... all right. This is a learning opportunity. 369 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,889 Asher told a joke that offended everyone. 370 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,308 So let's talk about this. 371 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,620 Okay, Asher, I'm gonna be blunt, right? 372 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,856 Um, you crossed the line and, you know, 373 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:58,651 you got to know when, uh, you're going outside the boundaries, 374 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,629 and that's exactly what you just did. 375 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,573 I guess kind of the way that you chose to phrase it, 376 00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:04,782 it was a little weird. 377 00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:06,510 I didn't even want to talk about it in class. 378 00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:07,970 That's why I brought it up with you privately. 379 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,180 So, you know, maybe we could get together 380 00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,974 and we could have a private session, 381 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,559 or maybe you could have, you know, 382 00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:15,060 - the next round of classes. - What are you saying? 383 00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,603 You don't want me back in this class? 384 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:18,880 No, I do want you back. You have my email. 385 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:21,108 You know, why don't you contact me in a couple of months 386 00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:22,985 and we'll get you in with the new group, 387 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,945 see how that goes. I mean, you know... 388 00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:26,262 Sure, sure. 389 00:22:26,304 --> 00:22:28,055 [teacher] Are we good? 390 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,994 I don't need these fucking classes. 391 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,579 I don't need to come back to this. 392 00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:34,872 If you were really funny, you wouldn't be 393 00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:36,248 teaching in a fucking Legion Hall. 394 00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,708 - [teacher] Okay. - You'd be on YouTube, 395 00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:39,084 like the comedians I watch. Okay? 396 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,669 - That's a... that's a cliche. - I don't need this shit. 397 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:41,837 Don't say that. That's not true. 398 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,029 You put me in that situation. 399 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:44,298 - Relax. - [Asher] Whatever, man. 400 00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:46,282 - Okay, dude. - [door closes] 401 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,844 [Kevin Hart] I'm serious, I did, I thought my baby 402 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:49,868 was a dumb baby. 403 00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:51,638 But now I realize he's not dumb, 404 00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:53,181 he just does dumb shit. Like I don't... 405 00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,142 I don't like the way my son throws his tantrums. 406 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:56,977 You know, when a baby throw a tantrum, 407 00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:59,396 he's supposed to fall out, cry, roll on the ground. 408 00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:00,755 That's a tantrum. 409 00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:02,316 This is not a joke, this is for real. 410 00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:03,215 [thud] 411 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:04,759 It's the most retarded thing 412 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,653 I've seen in my life. I can't say nothing. 413 00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:08,030 I got to wait till he's finished 414 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,254 then explain to people what happened. 415 00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:24,362 No, I know, exactly. 416 00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:29,992 Yeah. Uh, hold on one second. 417 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:31,619 [door closes] 418 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:41,128 Okay. No, I know. I completely agree. 419 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,097 Throughout our state, 420 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:53,283 we can only hope changes come soon, 421 00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:57,603 especially to this area. Monica Perez, KOE 7. 422 00:23:57,687 --> 00:23:59,706 Thank you, Monica, shocking stuff. 423 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:01,833 There is nothing funny about addiction. 424 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,293 All right. Let's check in with Carey. 425 00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:05,128 And brighten things up with forecast. 426 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,613 [Carey] Ooh, well, I'll tell you... 427 00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:12,201 You know, gambling addiction is a huge problem here 428 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,995 in our states and our reporting 429 00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:17,790 uncovered questionable practices at Whistling River. 430 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,792 Monica Perez reports. 431 00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:22,878 The roll of the dice, the spin of the wheel, 432 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,171 the turn of the card. 433 00:24:24,255 --> 00:24:26,716 At any moment, you could be a winner. 434 00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:28,997 But for more than 10 million Americans 435 00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:30,678 who are addicted to gambling, 436 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,806 these images may remind them of their life savings 437 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,099 going down the drain. 438 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:36,827 And to prevent this from happening, 439 00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:39,937 local recovering addicts like Joanna Hernandez... 440 00:24:40,021 --> 00:24:42,207 rely on the New Mexico Gaming Control Board, 441 00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:44,984 in collaboration with the casinos themselves, 442 00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:47,278 to prevent them from playing. 443 00:24:47,445 --> 00:24:49,381 They let me in, they watch me play, 444 00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:52,783 and when I win, they come up to me 445 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,970 and tell me "We're taking your money." 446 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,788 After losing her daughter's college savings 447 00:24:57,872 --> 00:24:59,683 through gambling seven years ago, 448 00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:02,710 Ms. Hernandez joined the Gaming Control Board's 449 00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:05,546 self-exclusion program, which forces casinos 450 00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:09,091 like Whistling River, run by the San Pedro Pueblo 451 00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:12,720 to deny entry to addicts like Ms. Hernandez. 452 00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:15,032 But through our reporting, we discovered 453 00:25:15,056 --> 00:25:18,100 the Gaming Control Board is not only negligent in its duty 454 00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:21,228 to deny that access and protect those addicts, 455 00:25:21,312 --> 00:25:24,023 but it's knowingly allowing them to play. 456 00:25:24,065 --> 00:25:28,069 This security footage we obtained shows Ms. Hernandez 457 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:30,780 winning a $35,000 jackpot 458 00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:33,023 at the Indian Dreaming slot machine, 459 00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:35,785 at which point, several casino staff, 460 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,244 including an onsite inspector 461 00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:39,997 from the New Mexico Gaming Control Board 462 00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:41,373 appear on the casino floor. 463 00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:44,543 You'll see here, the casino staff stood by 464 00:25:44,627 --> 00:25:48,756 as Ms. Hernandez switched from slots to blackjack, 465 00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,776 where her winning streak continued. 466 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,360 We figured out she had an accurate self-exclusion 467 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:53,803 after she won the jackpot, 468 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:55,989 but when I went to go remove her off the casino floor, 469 00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:57,783 the inspector was like, "No, no, no, let's wait, 470 00:25:57,807 --> 00:25:59,242 let's leave her, see how much she can win," 471 00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:00,911 like it was some sick game of his. 472 00:26:00,935 --> 00:26:02,829 Watch here as the control board inspector 473 00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:04,790 and an unidentified casino staffer 474 00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:08,109 seemed to find delight in watching Ms. Hernandez 475 00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:11,153 accumulate chips knowing full well 476 00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:12,780 the casino is legally required 477 00:26:12,822 --> 00:26:15,783 to confiscate everything she wins. 478 00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:19,954 But one person who is not laughing is Ms. Hernandez, 479 00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,723 as it was not until the casino 480 00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:25,417 let her accumulate upwards of $70,000 in winnings 481 00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:27,086 that they stepped in. 482 00:26:27,128 --> 00:26:28,897 I was like, "Why? It's my money." 483 00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:31,966 I won it. I'm gonna leave with those chips 484 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:34,027 because my brother's gonna come back 485 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:35,302 and cash them in for me. 486 00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:37,739 They tell me, "No, you have to leave those chips here." 487 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:39,241 [reporter] While some casinos 488 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:41,326 use facial recognition technology 489 00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:43,853 to catch problem gamblers right at the door, 490 00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:46,897 our reporting shows the Gaming Control Board 491 00:26:46,981 --> 00:26:48,357 has dragged their feet. 492 00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:49,650 Whit? 493 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:57,825 Whit? Baby? 494 00:26:59,493 --> 00:27:01,537 Did you see the news? 495 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:04,707 Was that you laughing? 496 00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:08,377 It was me, but she completely misrepresented 497 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:09,753 what I was doing. 498 00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:11,148 I was telling him he had to remove her. 499 00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:12,923 That's why I was pointing. 500 00:27:13,257 --> 00:27:16,093 [Whitney] You were patting him on the back. 501 00:27:16,886 --> 00:27:20,055 I was being friendly because I was trying to persuade him. 502 00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:22,391 It was extremely uncomfortable. 503 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:26,270 Why didn't you just stop her yourself? 504 00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:30,357 Well, A, that's not my job. 505 00:27:30,399 --> 00:27:34,195 And, B, the inspector could have been... 506 00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:35,797 I mean, he could have been annoyed 507 00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:37,841 and we need to maintain a good relationship 508 00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:40,784 with the control board or else it could hurt the casino. 509 00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:44,872 [sighs] I mean, it's really hard to explain 510 00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:46,665 the vibe in that moment. 511 00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:50,353 You know, when you said that you witnessed this, 512 00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:52,439 I didn't realize that you were part of it. 513 00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:55,174 How could you accuse me of being part of this? 514 00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:58,427 I... I was trying to get him to remove her. 515 00:27:58,469 --> 00:28:00,405 I'm... I'm the one who blew the whistle 516 00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:02,806 This news story is because of me. 517 00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:07,102 You wouldn't have done anything if I hadn't forced you to. 518 00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:08,229 That's bullshit. 519 00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:10,232 [Whitney] Is it bullshit? 520 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:17,988 You wouldn't do anything good 521 00:28:18,072 --> 00:28:20,241 if I didn't force you to. 522 00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:31,371 ♪ ♪ ♪ 523 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,225 [phone chimes] 524 00:29:17,715 --> 00:29:20,968 ♪ ♪ ♪ 525 00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:32,313 - There you go. - Okay. Thank you. 526 00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:34,106 And we're on good timing. 527 00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,149 - You wanna follow me? - Yeah. 528 00:29:39,153 --> 00:29:40,588 So, we're gonna have you sit right here. 529 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:41,631 - Hey. - Hi. 530 00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:43,495 - She is. - [chuckles] 531 00:29:45,034 --> 00:29:47,161 All right. You guys good? 532 00:29:47,244 --> 00:29:49,244 - Rolling. - [Dougie] All right. 533 00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:54,668 So, all right. So, let me... let's, um, 534 00:29:54,752 --> 00:29:56,879 let's start off with, um, 535 00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,423 how's your... how's your relationship doing? 536 00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:01,508 How's it all going? 537 00:30:04,887 --> 00:30:07,806 Uh, ooh, um... 538 00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:13,979 well, I think every relationship 539 00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:17,483 reaches a point where you start to question things. 540 00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:19,526 You know, that... that's normal, 541 00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:23,697 everyone goes through that, you know? 542 00:30:25,199 --> 00:30:28,535 You notice yourself keeping little secrets, 543 00:30:28,577 --> 00:30:31,497 things that you don't share with them, 544 00:30:31,538 --> 00:30:36,126 because you wonder if they'll have your back. 545 00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:41,173 Uh, and you would think that if you've spent years with someone, 546 00:30:41,215 --> 00:30:43,258 that eventually at some point 547 00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:46,595 you'd feel like you really know them. 548 00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:48,806 But honestly, 549 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,933 maybe sometimes... 550 00:30:52,309 --> 00:30:54,728 you never do. 551 00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:58,649 Because you start to see these glimpses of a person 552 00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:02,111 that you don't recognize, and it's... it's scary. 553 00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:08,117 And you wonder, is that the real them? 554 00:31:08,158 --> 00:31:14,158 Is my idea of them just a projection or is that real? 555 00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:17,084 You know? 556 00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:25,050 Do you ever feel like, um, 557 00:31:25,426 --> 00:31:27,928 Asher is holding you back at all? 558 00:31:32,266 --> 00:31:33,809 [chuckles] 559 00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:38,772 You're good at this. Um... [chuckles] 560 00:31:40,274 --> 00:31:42,609 Because you guys are... are strong, right? 561 00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:45,737 At the end of the day, you're gonna survive, right? 562 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,623 Next question. 563 00:31:57,374 --> 00:32:00,544 ♪ Eerie music ♪ 564 00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:17,519 - All done? - [man] Yeah. 565 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,023 - Can I see in a mirror? - [man] Sure. 566 00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,548 - Looks good. Thanks. - [man] Welcome. 567 00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:29,841 [Dougie] Anyways, so I'm standing there 568 00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:31,158 and this guy is, like, 569 00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:32,844 "Hey, you wanna fight?" And I'm like... 570 00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:33,827 [laughing] 571 00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:35,430 and somebody goes, "Bitch! Bitch!" 572 00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:37,474 And I'm like, you know, like, "I didn't say it." 573 00:32:37,498 --> 00:32:39,434 - That's not good! - I swear. I didn't say it. 574 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:40,709 Hundred percent. Totally. 575 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:42,562 - Yo, what's happening? - What's funny? 576 00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:44,671 Just, just some dumb story. But... 577 00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:46,673 - Can I hear? - [laughs] 578 00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,111 - Okay. - What was it? 579 00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:51,863 Okay. I have to go. You're done with me? 580 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:53,281 [Dougie] All good. That was great. 581 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:54,574 - Okay. Okay. - [Dougie] Amazing. 582 00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:55,641 You're up. 583 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:56,951 Um, we're doing Shabbat tonight, are we? 584 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,436 - When I get home? - I have plans. 585 00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:01,806 I bought a challah on the way here. 586 00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:05,651 I'll have it for breakfast. 587 00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:10,030 Did you, um, buy a bunch of stuff from Iosheka Jeans? 588 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:15,160 No, I gave them the credit card, 589 00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:16,662 so that if someone shoplifts, 590 00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:18,372 they can just charge me 591 00:33:18,413 --> 00:33:20,832 instead of calling the police. 592 00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:23,335 Okay. 593 00:33:23,377 --> 00:33:25,629 - Yeah. - I guess that's a good idea. 594 00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:27,565 - I know. - Hey, um, Asher, 595 00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:29,299 we're just gonna have you, 596 00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:30,717 uh, sit over here. 597 00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:31,802 [Asher] Okay. 598 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:34,555 Asher time! [vocalizing] 599 00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:37,641 [chuckles] What was the funny story? 600 00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:39,619 Oh, it was just, uh, some guy who thought I wanted 601 00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:42,312 to fight him because I happened to be stretching my jaw 602 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:43,790 when someone else said "bitch." 603 00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:45,732 [chuckles] Okay. 604 00:33:45,774 --> 00:33:46,692 We good? 605 00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:47,919 [Tonya] You better go do it because 606 00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:49,103 we're a little bit over time. 607 00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:51,047 Not even if we end 30 minutes early tomorrow? 608 00:33:51,071 --> 00:33:52,340 [Tonya] Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 609 00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:54,658 - Really? - [Tonya] No, I've asked. 610 00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:59,997 Great. I appreciate that. Thank you. 611 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:03,125 Um... [chuckles] 612 00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:05,228 So looks like we're gonna have to do you another day. 613 00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:07,838 Whitney went long, so sorry about that. 614 00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:10,798 But hey, at least you got some nice, uh, beautiful makeup 615 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,651 for your Shabbat dinner. Which I want... 616 00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:15,220 I wanted to, uh, to thank you by the way. 617 00:34:15,304 --> 00:34:17,722 I really, really wanted to thank you for, 618 00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:19,825 for never inviting me. Not even once. 619 00:34:19,849 --> 00:34:24,146 All right. You remember I'm Jewish, right? 620 00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:26,416 All right. You guys don't have to stick around. 621 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,760 I know you don't wanna stay any longer, so... 622 00:34:28,942 --> 00:34:31,193 [Tonya] I'm sorry about this. 623 00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:44,350 Hey, don't be silly. It's, like... 624 00:34:44,374 --> 00:34:45,892 it's, like, flushing money down the drain. 625 00:34:45,916 --> 00:34:47,376 Can't we just do a wire? 626 00:34:47,461 --> 00:34:50,047 You can just wire it to me, it's the same thing, right? 627 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:51,340 It's just a transfer. 628 00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:52,984 It's gonna count against your inheritance 629 00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:56,260 if I have to file a gift tax return. 630 00:34:57,679 --> 00:35:00,682 Okay, fine. Just give me the cash. 631 00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:09,500 Would you like me to count this out to you? 632 00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:11,443 No, I'm good. 633 00:35:11,485 --> 00:35:12,778 So, you have a good day. 634 00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:13,820 You, too. 635 00:35:13,862 --> 00:35:15,322 Thank you. 636 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,835 Can you get me some receipt paper? 637 00:35:29,378 --> 00:35:31,439 Can you get me some receipt paper? 638 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:33,715 Do I have to do it myself? 639 00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:41,682 I know you only wanted 30 but there's 40. 640 00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:44,050 That will save you a trip next time. 641 00:35:44,351 --> 00:35:45,995 Well, there won't be a next time. 642 00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:47,854 This is the only time. 643 00:35:49,690 --> 00:35:51,483 That is what I love about you. 644 00:35:51,525 --> 00:35:54,236 I'm serious. This is the last time. 645 00:35:54,736 --> 00:35:59,491 Look at me. I am serious. This is a loan, so add it. 646 00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:04,037 You want the market interest rate or friends and family? 647 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:06,832 Very funny. 648 00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:12,421 Here is the 20 that we agreed upon. 649 00:36:12,546 --> 00:36:15,215 And the way that production accounting is working, 650 00:36:15,257 --> 00:36:18,635 it's just easier for them to pay you in cash. 651 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:20,595 - Wow. - [chuckles] 652 00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:26,393 Nice. I'm using the kitchen. 653 00:36:27,894 --> 00:36:29,354 God... 654 00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:35,485 Have you, um, thought any more about your work 655 00:36:35,569 --> 00:36:38,113 being featured on the show? 656 00:36:38,155 --> 00:36:44,155 Um, no, I haven't. 657 00:36:44,828 --> 00:36:48,665 So, it's just in the home, 658 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:51,960 it's not... you're not talking about it. 659 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:54,296 It's just there, right? 660 00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:58,258 No, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just in the background. 661 00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:04,550 Right. I think... I'd be cool with that. 662 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,101 - Really? Yeah? - Yeah. 663 00:37:08,518 --> 00:37:11,229 Amazing. Okay. Um... 664 00:37:12,439 --> 00:37:15,692 God, it's so annoying that they make us do this. 665 00:37:16,109 --> 00:37:18,945 They made me sign this exact same thing 666 00:37:19,029 --> 00:37:20,882 to feature the homes on the show, 667 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:22,592 just because I guess they're, like, 668 00:37:22,616 --> 00:37:25,410 considered art or whatever. [chuckles] Um... 669 00:37:25,494 --> 00:37:29,748 so, this is the consultant contract. 670 00:37:29,831 --> 00:37:33,126 So, you just sign here. 671 00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:35,754 All right. 672 00:37:35,796 --> 00:37:39,132 And then your address goes there. 673 00:37:39,508 --> 00:37:43,386 And then you'll just do the same for the contract underneath. 674 00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:49,434 Oh, my God. [chuckles] 675 00:37:53,230 --> 00:37:55,023 I saw you have a hoop outside. 676 00:37:55,065 --> 00:37:57,293 Yeah, it was, uh, there when I rented the place. 677 00:37:57,317 --> 00:38:00,612 Yeah, I tried out for junior varsity but I didn't make it. 678 00:38:00,654 --> 00:38:02,590 - [Cara] Mm-hmm. - Do you play? 679 00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:04,491 Just HORSE. 680 00:38:04,574 --> 00:38:06,076 Let's play. 681 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,244 Right now? 682 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:10,580 Yeah, if you're free. 683 00:38:10,705 --> 00:38:12,207 Yeah, I guess I'm free. 684 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:17,128 Yeah. I mean, we don't have to if you have other stuff to do. 685 00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:21,258 Sure. Let's... let's do it. 686 00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:23,301 Okay. 687 00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:37,023 [dribbling continues] 688 00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:41,736 [Whitney] All right. So this one, 689 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:44,006 spin around until you're dizzy, five times. 690 00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:44,948 Okay. 691 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:48,618 And then your feet are off the ground, 692 00:38:48,702 --> 00:38:50,912 you have to yell, "Ow!" 693 00:38:50,954 --> 00:38:56,954 Okay? Ready? One, two, three, 694 00:38:57,043 --> 00:39:02,465 four, five. Ow! Oh! 695 00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:05,802 [Cara] Oh, you made it! Oh, yes! 696 00:39:06,136 --> 00:39:08,555 Your turn. Exact same thing. 697 00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:12,893 Let's do it. Five times, jump, 698 00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:16,897 feet off the ground, shout. 699 00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:20,734 [indistinct] 700 00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:23,403 ♪ ♪ ♪ 701 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:27,073 H-O-R. 702 00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:30,952 [Whitney on recorder] Was that you laughing? 703 00:39:31,578 --> 00:39:33,139 [Asher on recorder] It was me, but she completely 704 00:39:33,163 --> 00:39:34,849 misrepresented what I was doing. 705 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:36,601 I was telling him he had to remove her. 706 00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:38,376 That's why I was pointing. 707 00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:42,464 [Whitney on recorder] You were patting him on the back. 708 00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:43,941 [Asher on recorder] I was being friendly 709 00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:45,776 because I was trying to persuade him. 710 00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,886 It was extremely uncomfortable. 711 00:39:49,638 --> 00:39:51,157 [Whitney on recorder] Why didn't you just 712 00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:52,599 stop her yourself? 713 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:55,393 Was that you laughing? 714 00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:58,247 [Asher on recorder] It was me, but she completely 715 00:39:58,271 --> 00:39:59,874 misrepresented what I was doing. 716 00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:01,334 I was telling him we need to remove her. 717 00:40:01,358 --> 00:40:03,068 That's why I was pointing. 718 00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:05,588 [Whitney on recorder] You were patting him on the back. 719 00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:08,698 But there's some makeup that you can wear in the water 720 00:40:08,782 --> 00:40:10,325 so when you swim, 721 00:40:10,367 --> 00:40:12,285 it will stay on after, 722 00:40:12,702 --> 00:40:14,639 and you can wear it for the rest of the month 723 00:40:14,663 --> 00:40:16,873 and you never have to replace it. 724 00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:18,667 But how does it stick? 725 00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:22,087 I don't know. It just does. It sticks on your skin. 726 00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:24,422 [girl screams] Oh, my God! Josie! 727 00:40:24,464 --> 00:40:29,219 Ms. Donna! Are you okay? 728 00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:33,348 We need a teacher! 729 00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:36,559 Josie, are you okay? 730 00:40:37,143 --> 00:40:40,146 No, it hurts. 731 00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:43,775 ♪ ♪ ♪ 55223

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