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♪ ♪ ♪
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He had his fucking
cell phone in his hand
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against the pottery while
we were giving it to them.
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I just wanna make a great show.
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And if we include you talking
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about these wounds
of frustration
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between you and Asher,
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then people are gonna
connect with you
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and they're gonna think
you're being honest.
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[Abshir] Stop
discussing curses.
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If you put an idea in your head,
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it can become very real.
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- [giggling]
- [teacher] Girls.
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You're always complaining
about the gaming board?
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[man] You should be
proud of yourself, Asher.
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[beeping]
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[automated voice]
$50. Max bet.
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This is your chance to
do something about it.
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We're not gonna be
able to do the story,
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unless I have the
security footage.
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[Asher] I... I know the
exact folder I put it in.
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I will get it for you.
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What the hell do you
and Cara text about?
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- [Dougie] You can see.
- What's this?
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[Dougie] That's some racist
statue that she sent me,
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some miniature golf
course in Albuquerque.
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Wait till you see this show.
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Your art looks so
good in our home.
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Did you guys talk
about that release?
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'Cause apparently we need like
an official signature before
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we can use your
artwork in the show.
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Yeah, yeah. I need do that.
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No rush. Like, kind of a
rush, but not, not a big rush.
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[chuckles]
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Maybe corporate comedy class
would be interesting for you,
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just so you could
feel more confident.
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[muttering]
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[gym teacher] Use
your legs, pull.
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- [giggling]
- Use your arms.
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Step, step, step.
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Pull, pull, pull.
You're almost there.
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Good, good. Way to go, Max.
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Good job. Good job.
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Next.
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[girl] You got this, Josie.
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[gym teacher] Use your
legs, pull. Use your arms.
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Keep stepping.
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[girl] You got it, Josie.
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Good job, Josie. Good job.
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Use your legs. Pull,
pull. You're doing good.
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Good job. Awesome. Awesome.
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Use your legs,
pull. Use your arms.
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Keep pulling. Keep
pulling. Use your legs.
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Pull it. Pull it.
Pull, pull, pull.
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[whispers] Fall.
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[gym teacher] Keep stepping.
Keep stepping and pulling.
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Way to go. Way to go.
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Keep climbing. Keep...
good, good, good.
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Touch the yellow.
Touch the yellow.
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[whispers] Fall.
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[gym teacher] Great.
Now, come back down slow.
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Slow it down. Good job.
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Nala, you're up.
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Keep going, Nala.
You're doing good.
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[grunting]
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Keep trying. Keep trying.
One hand over the other.
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Use your feet. Keep pulling.
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Keep pulling. Pull it. Pull it.
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[grunts]
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[gym teacher] Keep
trying. Keep trying.
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All right, Nala,
maybe next time.
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You can't hog the rope all day.
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Next.
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Good job, Nala.
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So that's how it's
gonna be. Well, I tried.
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[gym teacher] Okay, Jasper.
Keep going. Keep going. Good.
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Um, she's bullying me.
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Is it hurting you?
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If anybody says anything
negative about you,
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as long as you
believe in yourself,
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no bullying is gonna
get... get to you unless
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they get very physical with you.
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But I'm glad you came
and told me about this.
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But be positive in
all your actions.
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Believe in yourself,
that's the main thing.
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Can I use the bathroom?
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Oh, sure. Go.
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♪ Eerie music ♪
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[GPS voice] Head southeast
on Reservoir Street.
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Your destination is on the left.
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♪ ♪ ♪
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Okay.
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Sean.
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Sean. Sean. Sean!
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I called your name
four times, man.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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You gotta answer me
when I'm talking to you.
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[beeping]
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[Whitney] Oh.
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You got a bungee or something?
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This is fine. This is good.
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It'll work. This will work.
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[grunts] Okay. There we go.
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Thank you.
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Shit.
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♪ I'm giving it my all ♪
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♪ But I'm not the girl
you're taking home ♪
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♪ Ooh. I keep
dancing on my own ♪
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♪ I keep dancing on my own ♪
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♪ I'm in the... ♪
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[beeping]
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[grunting]
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[chuckles]
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Hello?
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- I'm calling the police.
- It's me, it's me. [laughs]
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I see you've met my
friend. [chuckles]
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♪ ♪ ♪
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It's from the mini-golf course,
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but not anymore.
Now, it's yours.
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Okay. Thank you.
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I think your friend
is a little cold.
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Should we bring him
inside? [chuckles]
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- Sure.
- [chuckles] Okay.
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Do you want help?
Is it... I mean...
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No. I'm okay.
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So Dougie showed me the
photo and it was disgusting.
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And I had to do something,
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so I offered the owner
to take it off his hands.
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You paid him for it?
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Oh, my God, I didn't
want this thing there.
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It's like a place for
children. It's so offensive.
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It was around all these
dinosaurs and it's like,
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I didn't want that,
so it's gone now,
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and it is my gift to
you and you can use it
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in your art and
re-contextualize it.
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Maybe I can just
sign it right now
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and you can buy
it. How about that?
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[chuckles] I mean...
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an original Cara Durand piece
in my home would be fine,
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but, you know, obviously if
we wanna show it on the show,
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I'm gonna have to have
you sign a release,
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and we all know that's
not a quick process.
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Yeah. I... I'm sorry, I...
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I'm kidding. I'm completely
kidding. I actually...
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I... I printed out
the release for you
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just, because I know email
is so annoying and, you know,
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it like, always
gets lost and I'm...
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I never pay attention to it.
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And, um, I will... Oh,
here. Here, I'll get a pen.
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Okay. Here you are.
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Is everything okay?
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I don't think that I
can sign this right now.
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I don't understand.
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What do you mean?
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I'm... I'm sorry.
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No. But you, you said
that it was... it was fine
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if it was only in our
house... only our home.
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What's... what's going on?
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Your art is all over the show,
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so it's like it would be
really hard to cut around it.
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And... and Dougie
says it's impossible,
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but, of course I'll do what
I need to do, of course.
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I'm just... I... I
think I'm just confused
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'cause we're friends,
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so why wouldn't you want
your artwork in the show?
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I love that you
have my art. It's...
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it's just... it's
gonna be a whole thing,
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you know, considering
what your parents do,
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and I'm also being
told about, like,
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where I should be showing my art
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and then where it
should be seen.
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And it's just, I don't know if
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I want my art in the show
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at this point.
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So what my... what
my parents do?
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Well, they take
advantage of poor people.
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I... I don't even
really see them anymore.
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And my whole thing,
my whole life
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is about doing everything
that they don't do.
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But you know what? This
is... this is good, actually.
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I needed to hear this.
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Nobody tells me the
truth, honestly.
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And that's why we're friends
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because you're
always real with me.
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And maybe I haven't been
as real with you, lately.
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'Cause there's actually
been a lot of things
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going on in my life that
you don't know about,
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and that's not cool to do
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as a friend, you know.
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And I felt this distance
between us lately,
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and I... I know this is why.
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So I'm insecure about myself
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and I'm not telling you things.
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But, um...
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I'm unhappy in my marriage...
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and I hide it well, right?
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Like, who would even know that?
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But I feel like
he's holding me back
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and I just wanna be artistic,
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and philosophical,
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and all he cares about
are the financials.
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And it's so sad,
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because I came here today
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to ask you to be a
consultant for the show.
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That's what I wanted to do.
It was gonna be so special.
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And, I mean...
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you don't want even want
your art in the show,
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so, like, what am I thinking?
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I mean, I'm so lost.
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I'm so off base. It's crazy.
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I just... I... I should...
I should just leave.
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I should leave.
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I didn't know... I didn't
know about you and Asher.
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I'm sorry.
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Well, I mean, how
would you know that?
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I haven't been
telling you things.
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I was so excited. It was
gonna be so special...
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and we have $15,000 to
$20,000 for this job,
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and it's...
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So, what would... what
would this job entail?
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I just really wanna get
things right, you know?
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And so if I... if I have a
question about Tiwa or Tewa,
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like I still mix those up.
And I... you know, if have.
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So... so, like a Native
American consultant?
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Yes. I mean, but it...
it really wouldn't take
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much of your time at all.
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Would I... would
my name have to be
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in the credits of the show or...
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I mean, if you felt
comfortable with that, yeah.
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Could I... could we
maybe do it anonymously?
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It's a pretty big network show,
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so, you know, if they...
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if they were paying
you for this role,
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I... I do think it might
be a little bit weird
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if it was anonymous,
you know, like,
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I don't know if they
would want that.
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So for... and this
is for $20,000?
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I don't wanna force you
into anything. [laughs]
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And it's just to consult.
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It's not about my
art in the show?
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[stammers] Yes, exactly,
just to consult.
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I mean, we could rip
this thing up right now.
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I mean, you know,
I'm just kidding.
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You can... you can take time
to think about it, of course.
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But it's just to consult.
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Hmm. [chuckles]
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[chuckles] Oh, I'm so happy
we can talk like this. I...
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Yeah, yeah, me too.
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[laughs] Do you mind
if I get some water?
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- No, no, please.
- I'm thirsty from all of these.
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Get some water.
252
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Okay. I'm just gonna
use one of these mugs.
253
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[tinkling]
254
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I'm so ugly that on Halloween
when I open the door,
255
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kids give me candy.
256
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[laugh]
257
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That's funny, right?
258
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,708
Does anybody know what
comedian said that?
259
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,877
I'll give you a clue.
260
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He gets no respect.
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Steven Wright.
262
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:50,134
Actually, it is...
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Rodney Dangerfield, right?
264
00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:57,660
We used to be really
close friends,
265
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,979
but then he stopped talking
to me because I'm not funny.
266
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,107
All right. Well, show of hands,
267
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:07,235
how many of you, uh, know
who Rodney Dangerfield is?
268
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,297
All right. Well,
he was the master
269
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of self-deprecating humor.
270
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,617
And some say, that is
the safest form of comedy
271
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because you're making yourself
the butt of the joke, right?
272
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:20,247
I know some of you right
now you're asking yourself,
273
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:25,128
“Jeff, you are an
extremely handsome guy
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and you seem to be
pretty smart, too.
275
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So how is that gonna
help me with my career?
276
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:34,053
How is it gonna help me if
I'm pointing out my flaws?”
277
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,781
Well, the answer
is, and I know...
278
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,558
I know I keep going back
to emotional intelligence,
279
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,477
but it is a form of
emotional intelligence.
280
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People are drawn to those
who are self-aware, right?
281
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:48,401
And puts everybody
at ease, right?
282
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,421
So, Rachael, you were,
uh, saying something
283
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:52,697
about, uh, mothering,
smothering.
284
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:53,781
What were you saying?
285
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,825
I said, "Mothering, smothering,
286
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,327
what's the difference?"
287
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:58,846
Okay. Well, it's
kind of a pun, right?
288
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,390
But you're also looking back
at yourself when you're saying
289
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,666
that you're an
overbearing mother, right?
290
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:06,210
So what can be the
exaggeration on that,
291
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,630
that we can turn it into a joke?
292
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,924
I'm not a mother, I'm a smother?
293
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,636
That's close, but
it's still a pun.
294
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:18,514
So let's, let's take a look
at, uh, Rodney here, okay?
295
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Are we really to believe
that kids think he's so ugly
296
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that they give him candy
297
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:28,358
because they think he's
wearing a monster costume?
298
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,777
No, no. And that's
what makes it funny.
299
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:34,030
So what would happen if you
were to smother your kid,
300
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,783
like, like, way too much, right?
301
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,994
He would suffocate and die.
302
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,414
So you might say,
303
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,751
uh, "I'm really concerned
with my parenting skills
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00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,896
because I'm... I'm afraid
I might be arrested
305
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:52,382
- for first degree smothering."
- [laughter]
306
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,443
Okay. Well, it's
not the best joke,
307
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,844
but you guys get
the idea, right?
308
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,429
Uh, Asher, you were, uh,
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00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:00,407
saying something
about a career change.
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00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:01,867
How can we make a
joke out of that?
311
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,811
Uh, perhaps maybe,
uh, you were fired
312
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:06,521
or, um, nobody wants you?
313
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,290
Well, I wasn't
fired. I left myself.
314
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,626
It was like a contract
job, so I chose to leave.
315
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,920
Okay. Sure, sure. But,
but again, we're... we're,
316
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:16,406
uh, talking about
exaggeration here, right?
317
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:19,492
So all we really need is
just a kernel of truth.
318
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:23,871
So, um, maybe the other day,
319
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:26,290
uh, we were talking
and you were telling me
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00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:28,519
about an insecurity that
you have about yourself
321
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:31,462
and you thought it could
be the source of humor,
322
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,965
so why don't we, uh, try that?
323
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:36,926
Um...
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00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:41,431
I'd, I'd rather not go into it.
325
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,950
Okay. Well, are, are
you sure? Because again,
326
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:45,351
you know, we all know
that for a joke to work,
327
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:46,853
um, we've got to be able to
328
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,956
stretch the truth
a little, right?
329
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,566
We're not gonna take
everything literally.
330
00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:54,986
Well, there's one thing I'd
like to stretch a little bit.
331
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,404
My penis.
332
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,826
Okay. Well, okay.
That's a good start,
333
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,329
but let's try it
again, but this time,
334
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,416
let's not literally say
the subject matter, right?
335
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,085
Let's just hint at
the subject matter.
336
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:18,134
Well, there's one... well,
there's one phrase I don't...
337
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,428
no one ever says to me,
338
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,680
"Is that a banana
in your pocket?"
339
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:26,350
Um, because even if I
could stretch my banana,
340
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:28,495
uh, no one would
think I was happy.
341
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:32,690
Okay. Well, again, I
think maybe not exactly
342
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,025
because I mean the banana...
343
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,420
Oh, because you can't stretch
a banana. I see, I see.
344
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:39,822
Does it really matter how he
phrases it? Can we just move on?
345
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:42,867
Well, I, you know, I... I
would really love for this joke
346
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,660
to land properly for Asher.
347
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,972
No, yeah, I understand,
but I just, I mean,
348
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,749
I'm asking myself why
am I paying to watch you
349
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:53,169
workshop a masturbation
joke? I just wanna move on.
350
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:55,963
Okay. Well, I don't
think that Asher's joke
351
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:59,175
was to invoke
masturbation, right?
352
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:00,593
I mean, Asher, do you wanna go
353
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,715
and explain your
joke to everyone?
354
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,264
Uh, I'd prefer not to.
355
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:08,100
Well, Asher told me in private
that he has a small penis
356
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,162
and I think that
is what the joke
357
00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:11,771
was supposed to portray.
358
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:13,856
You know, penis size, you know,
359
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:17,777
that is a classic form
of self-deprecation.
360
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,129
[woman] He wants to move on.
361
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,089
I don't understand why
you keep dwelling on it.
362
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:24,450
Okay. What about even if
you rub the genie bottle
363
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:26,345
really hard, you
never see the genie?
364
00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:28,663
Stop, okay? Stop.
365
00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:32,667
Uh, I'm a man and I did not
think that joke was funny.
366
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:35,586
And I work with victims
of sexual assault
367
00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:38,840
and I can guarantee you
that joke would not land.
368
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:44,053
Let's... all right. This
is a learning opportunity.
369
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,889
Asher told a joke that
offended everyone.
370
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,308
So let's talk about this.
371
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,620
Okay, Asher, I'm
gonna be blunt, right?
372
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,856
Um, you crossed the
line and, you know,
373
00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:58,651
you got to know when, uh, you're
going outside the boundaries,
374
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,629
and that's exactly
what you just did.
375
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,573
I guess kind of the way
that you chose to phrase it,
376
00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:04,782
it was a little weird.
377
00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:06,510
I didn't even want to
talk about it in class.
378
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:07,970
That's why I brought it
up with you privately.
379
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,180
So, you know, maybe
we could get together
380
00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,974
and we could have
a private session,
381
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,559
or maybe you could
have, you know,
382
00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:15,060
- the next round of classes.
- What are you saying?
383
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,603
You don't want me
back in this class?
384
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:18,880
No, I do want you back.
You have my email.
385
00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:21,108
You know, why don't you contact
me in a couple of months
386
00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:22,985
and we'll get you in
with the new group,
387
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,945
see how that goes.
I mean, you know...
388
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:26,262
Sure, sure.
389
00:22:26,304 --> 00:22:28,055
[teacher] Are we good?
390
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,994
I don't need these
fucking classes.
391
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,579
I don't need to
come back to this.
392
00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:34,872
If you were really
funny, you wouldn't be
393
00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:36,248
teaching in a
fucking Legion Hall.
394
00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:37,708
- [teacher] Okay.
- You'd be on YouTube,
395
00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:39,084
like the comedians
I watch. Okay?
396
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,669
- That's a... that's a cliche.
- I don't need this shit.
397
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:41,837
Don't say that.
That's not true.
398
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,029
You put me in that situation.
399
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:44,298
- Relax.
- [Asher] Whatever, man.
400
00:22:44,322 --> 00:22:46,282
- Okay, dude.
- [door closes]
401
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:48,844
[Kevin Hart] I'm serious,
I did, I thought my baby
402
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:49,868
was a dumb baby.
403
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:51,638
But now I realize he's not dumb,
404
00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:53,181
he just does dumb
shit. Like I don't...
405
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,142
I don't like the way my
son throws his tantrums.
406
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:56,977
You know, when a
baby throw a tantrum,
407
00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:59,396
he's supposed to fall out,
cry, roll on the ground.
408
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:00,755
That's a tantrum.
409
00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:02,316
This is not a joke,
this is for real.
410
00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:03,215
[thud]
411
00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:04,759
It's the most retarded thing
412
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,653
I've seen in my life.
I can't say nothing.
413
00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:08,030
I got to wait till he's finished
414
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,254
then explain to
people what happened.
415
00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:24,362
No, I know, exactly.
416
00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:29,992
Yeah. Uh, hold on one second.
417
00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:31,619
[door closes]
418
00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:41,128
Okay. No, I know.
I completely agree.
419
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,097
Throughout our state,
420
00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:53,283
we can only hope
changes come soon,
421
00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:57,603
especially to this area.
Monica Perez, KOE 7.
422
00:23:57,687 --> 00:23:59,706
Thank you, Monica,
shocking stuff.
423
00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:01,833
There is nothing
funny about addiction.
424
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,293
All right. Let's
check in with Carey.
425
00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:05,128
And brighten things
up with forecast.
426
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,613
[Carey] Ooh, well,
I'll tell you...
427
00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:12,201
You know, gambling addiction
is a huge problem here
428
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,995
in our states and our reporting
429
00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:17,790
uncovered questionable
practices at Whistling River.
430
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,792
Monica Perez reports.
431
00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:22,878
The roll of the dice,
the spin of the wheel,
432
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,171
the turn of the card.
433
00:24:24,255 --> 00:24:26,716
At any moment, you
could be a winner.
434
00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:28,997
But for more than
10 million Americans
435
00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:30,678
who are addicted to gambling,
436
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,806
these images may remind
them of their life savings
437
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,099
going down the drain.
438
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:36,827
And to prevent this
from happening,
439
00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:39,937
local recovering addicts
like Joanna Hernandez...
440
00:24:40,021 --> 00:24:42,207
rely on the New Mexico
Gaming Control Board,
441
00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:44,984
in collaboration with
the casinos themselves,
442
00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:47,278
to prevent them from playing.
443
00:24:47,445 --> 00:24:49,381
They let me in,
they watch me play,
444
00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:52,783
and when I win,
they come up to me
445
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,970
and tell me "We're
taking your money."
446
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,788
After losing her
daughter's college savings
447
00:24:57,872 --> 00:24:59,683
through gambling
seven years ago,
448
00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:02,710
Ms. Hernandez joined the
Gaming Control Board's
449
00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:05,546
self-exclusion program,
which forces casinos
450
00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:09,091
like Whistling River, run
by the San Pedro Pueblo
451
00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:12,720
to deny entry to addicts
like Ms. Hernandez.
452
00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:15,032
But through our
reporting, we discovered
453
00:25:15,056 --> 00:25:18,100
the Gaming Control Board is
not only negligent in its duty
454
00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:21,228
to deny that access and
protect those addicts,
455
00:25:21,312 --> 00:25:24,023
but it's knowingly
allowing them to play.
456
00:25:24,065 --> 00:25:28,069
This security footage we
obtained shows Ms. Hernandez
457
00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:30,780
winning a $35,000 jackpot
458
00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:33,023
at the Indian
Dreaming slot machine,
459
00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:35,785
at which point,
several casino staff,
460
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,244
including an onsite inspector
461
00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:39,997
from the New Mexico
Gaming Control Board
462
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:41,373
appear on the casino floor.
463
00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:44,543
You'll see here, the
casino staff stood by
464
00:25:44,627 --> 00:25:48,756
as Ms. Hernandez switched
from slots to blackjack,
465
00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,776
where her winning
streak continued.
466
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,360
We figured out she had an
accurate self-exclusion
467
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:53,803
after she won the jackpot,
468
00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:55,989
but when I went to go remove
her off the casino floor,
469
00:25:56,013 --> 00:25:57,783
the inspector was like,
"No, no, no, let's wait,
470
00:25:57,807 --> 00:25:59,242
let's leave her, see
how much she can win,"
471
00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:00,911
like it was some
sick game of his.
472
00:26:00,935 --> 00:26:02,829
Watch here as the
control board inspector
473
00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:04,790
and an unidentified
casino staffer
474
00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:08,109
seemed to find delight
in watching Ms. Hernandez
475
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:11,153
accumulate chips
knowing full well
476
00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:12,780
the casino is legally required
477
00:26:12,822 --> 00:26:15,783
to confiscate
everything she wins.
478
00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:19,954
But one person who is not
laughing is Ms. Hernandez,
479
00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,723
as it was not until the casino
480
00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:25,417
let her accumulate upwards
of $70,000 in winnings
481
00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:27,086
that they stepped in.
482
00:26:27,128 --> 00:26:28,897
I was like, "Why?
It's my money."
483
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:31,966
I won it. I'm gonna
leave with those chips
484
00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:34,027
because my brother's
gonna come back
485
00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:35,302
and cash them in for me.
486
00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:37,739
They tell me, "No, you have
to leave those chips here."
487
00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:39,241
[reporter] While some casinos
488
00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:41,326
use facial
recognition technology
489
00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:43,853
to catch problem gamblers
right at the door,
490
00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:46,897
our reporting shows the
Gaming Control Board
491
00:26:46,981 --> 00:26:48,357
has dragged their feet.
492
00:26:48,399 --> 00:26:49,650
Whit?
493
00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:57,825
Whit? Baby?
494
00:26:59,493 --> 00:27:01,537
Did you see the news?
495
00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:04,707
Was that you laughing?
496
00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:08,377
It was me, but she
completely misrepresented
497
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:09,753
what I was doing.
498
00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:11,148
I was telling him he
had to remove her.
499
00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:12,923
That's why I was pointing.
500
00:27:13,257 --> 00:27:16,093
[Whitney] You were
patting him on the back.
501
00:27:16,886 --> 00:27:20,055
I was being friendly because
I was trying to persuade him.
502
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:22,391
It was extremely uncomfortable.
503
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:26,270
Why didn't you just
stop her yourself?
504
00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:30,357
Well, A, that's not my job.
505
00:27:30,399 --> 00:27:34,195
And, B, the inspector
could have been...
506
00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:35,797
I mean, he could
have been annoyed
507
00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:37,841
and we need to maintain
a good relationship
508
00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:40,784
with the control board or
else it could hurt the casino.
509
00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:44,872
[sighs] I mean, it's
really hard to explain
510
00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:46,665
the vibe in that moment.
511
00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:50,353
You know, when you said
that you witnessed this,
512
00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:52,439
I didn't realize that
you were part of it.
513
00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:55,174
How could you accuse me
of being part of this?
514
00:27:55,257 --> 00:27:58,427
I... I was trying to
get him to remove her.
515
00:27:58,469 --> 00:28:00,405
I'm... I'm the one
who blew the whistle
516
00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:02,806
This news story
is because of me.
517
00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:07,102
You wouldn't have done anything
if I hadn't forced you to.
518
00:28:07,144 --> 00:28:08,229
That's bullshit.
519
00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:10,232
[Whitney] Is it bullshit?
520
00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:17,988
You wouldn't do anything good
521
00:28:18,072 --> 00:28:20,241
if I didn't force you to.
522
00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:31,371
♪ ♪ ♪
523
00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,225
[phone chimes]
524
00:29:17,715 --> 00:29:20,968
♪ ♪ ♪
525
00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:32,313
- There you go.
- Okay. Thank you.
526
00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:34,106
And we're on good timing.
527
00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:36,149
- You wanna follow me?
- Yeah.
528
00:29:39,153 --> 00:29:40,588
So, we're gonna have
you sit right here.
529
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:41,631
- Hey.
- Hi.
530
00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:43,495
- She is.
- [chuckles]
531
00:29:45,034 --> 00:29:47,161
All right. You guys good?
532
00:29:47,244 --> 00:29:49,244
- Rolling.
- [Dougie] All right.
533
00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:54,668
So, all right. So,
let me... let's, um,
534
00:29:54,752 --> 00:29:56,879
let's start off with, um,
535
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,423
how's your... how's
your relationship doing?
536
00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:01,508
How's it all going?
537
00:30:04,887 --> 00:30:07,806
Uh, ooh, um...
538
00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:13,979
well, I think every relationship
539
00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:17,483
reaches a point where you
start to question things.
540
00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:19,526
You know, that... that's normal,
541
00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:23,697
everyone goes through
that, you know?
542
00:30:25,199 --> 00:30:28,535
You notice yourself
keeping little secrets,
543
00:30:28,577 --> 00:30:31,497
things that you don't
share with them,
544
00:30:31,538 --> 00:30:36,126
because you wonder if
they'll have your back.
545
00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:41,173
Uh, and you would think that if
you've spent years with someone,
546
00:30:41,215 --> 00:30:43,258
that eventually at some point
547
00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:46,595
you'd feel like you
really know them.
548
00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:48,806
But honestly,
549
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,933
maybe sometimes...
550
00:30:52,309 --> 00:30:54,728
you never do.
551
00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:58,649
Because you start to see
these glimpses of a person
552
00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:02,111
that you don't recognize,
and it's... it's scary.
553
00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:08,117
And you wonder, is
that the real them?
554
00:31:08,158 --> 00:31:14,158
Is my idea of them just a
projection or is that real?
555
00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:17,084
You know?
556
00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:25,050
Do you ever feel like, um,
557
00:31:25,426 --> 00:31:27,928
Asher is holding
you back at all?
558
00:31:32,266 --> 00:31:33,809
[chuckles]
559
00:31:35,602 --> 00:31:38,772
You're good at this.
Um... [chuckles]
560
00:31:40,274 --> 00:31:42,609
Because you guys are...
are strong, right?
561
00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:45,737
At the end of the day,
you're gonna survive, right?
562
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,623
Next question.
563
00:31:57,374 --> 00:32:00,544
♪ Eerie music ♪
564
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:17,519
- All done?
- [man] Yeah.
565
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:21,023
- Can I see in a mirror?
- [man] Sure.
566
00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,548
- Looks good. Thanks.
- [man] Welcome.
567
00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:29,841
[Dougie] Anyways, so
I'm standing there
568
00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:31,158
and this guy is, like,
569
00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:32,844
"Hey, you wanna
fight?" And I'm like...
570
00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:33,827
[laughing]
571
00:32:33,869 --> 00:32:35,430
and somebody goes,
"Bitch! Bitch!"
572
00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:37,474
And I'm like, you know,
like, "I didn't say it."
573
00:32:37,498 --> 00:32:39,434
- That's not good!
- I swear. I didn't say it.
574
00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:40,709
Hundred percent. Totally.
575
00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:42,562
- Yo, what's happening?
- What's funny?
576
00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:44,671
Just, just some
dumb story. But...
577
00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:46,673
- Can I hear?
- [laughs]
578
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,111
- Okay.
- What was it?
579
00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:51,863
Okay. I have to go.
You're done with me?
580
00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:53,281
[Dougie] All good.
That was great.
581
00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:54,574
- Okay. Okay.
- [Dougie] Amazing.
582
00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:55,641
You're up.
583
00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:56,951
Um, we're doing Shabbat
tonight, are we?
584
00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:59,436
- When I get home?
- I have plans.
585
00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:01,806
I bought a challah
on the way here.
586
00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:05,651
I'll have it for breakfast.
587
00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:10,030
Did you, um, buy a bunch of
stuff from Iosheka Jeans?
588
00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:15,160
No, I gave them the credit card,
589
00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:16,662
so that if someone shoplifts,
590
00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:18,372
they can just charge me
591
00:33:18,413 --> 00:33:20,832
instead of calling the police.
592
00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:23,335
Okay.
593
00:33:23,377 --> 00:33:25,629
- Yeah.
- I guess that's a good idea.
594
00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:27,565
- I know.
- Hey, um, Asher,
595
00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:29,299
we're just gonna have you,
596
00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:30,717
uh, sit over here.
597
00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:31,802
[Asher] Okay.
598
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:34,555
Asher time! [vocalizing]
599
00:33:34,596 --> 00:33:37,641
[chuckles] What was
the funny story?
600
00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:39,619
Oh, it was just, uh, some
guy who thought I wanted
601
00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:42,312
to fight him because I happened
to be stretching my jaw
602
00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:43,790
when someone else
said "bitch."
603
00:33:43,814 --> 00:33:45,732
[chuckles] Okay.
604
00:33:45,774 --> 00:33:46,692
We good?
605
00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:47,919
[Tonya] You better
go do it because
606
00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:49,103
we're a little bit over time.
607
00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:51,047
Not even if we end 30
minutes early tomorrow?
608
00:33:51,071 --> 00:33:52,340
[Tonya] Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
609
00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:54,658
- Really?
- [Tonya] No, I've asked.
610
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:59,997
Great. I appreciate
that. Thank you.
611
00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:03,125
Um... [chuckles]
612
00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:05,228
So looks like we're gonna
have to do you another day.
613
00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:07,838
Whitney went long,
so sorry about that.
614
00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:10,798
But hey, at least you got some
nice, uh, beautiful makeup
615
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:12,651
for your Shabbat
dinner. Which I want...
616
00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:15,220
I wanted to, uh, to
thank you by the way.
617
00:34:15,304 --> 00:34:17,722
I really, really wanted
to thank you for,
618
00:34:17,806 --> 00:34:19,825
for never inviting
me. Not even once.
619
00:34:19,849 --> 00:34:24,146
All right. You remember
I'm Jewish, right?
620
00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:26,416
All right. You guys don't
have to stick around.
621
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,760
I know you don't wanna
stay any longer, so...
622
00:34:28,942 --> 00:34:31,193
[Tonya] I'm sorry about this.
623
00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:44,350
Hey, don't be
silly. It's, like...
624
00:34:44,374 --> 00:34:45,892
it's, like, flushing
money down the drain.
625
00:34:45,916 --> 00:34:47,376
Can't we just do a wire?
626
00:34:47,461 --> 00:34:50,047
You can just wire it to me,
it's the same thing, right?
627
00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:51,340
It's just a transfer.
628
00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:52,984
It's gonna count
against your inheritance
629
00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:56,260
if I have to file
a gift tax return.
630
00:34:57,679 --> 00:35:00,682
Okay, fine. Just
give me the cash.
631
00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:09,500
Would you like me to
count this out to you?
632
00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:11,443
No, I'm good.
633
00:35:11,485 --> 00:35:12,778
So, you have a good day.
634
00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:13,820
You, too.
635
00:35:13,862 --> 00:35:15,322
Thank you.
636
00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:28,835
Can you get me
some receipt paper?
637
00:35:29,378 --> 00:35:31,439
Can you get me
some receipt paper?
638
00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:33,715
Do I have to do it myself?
639
00:35:38,887 --> 00:35:41,682
I know you only wanted
30 but there's 40.
640
00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:44,050
That will save you
a trip next time.
641
00:35:44,351 --> 00:35:45,995
Well, there won't
be a next time.
642
00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:47,854
This is the only time.
643
00:35:49,690 --> 00:35:51,483
That is what I love about you.
644
00:35:51,525 --> 00:35:54,236
I'm serious. This
is the last time.
645
00:35:54,736 --> 00:35:59,491
Look at me. I am serious.
This is a loan, so add it.
646
00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:04,037
You want the market interest
rate or friends and family?
647
00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:06,832
Very funny.
648
00:36:08,792 --> 00:36:12,421
Here is the 20 that
we agreed upon.
649
00:36:12,546 --> 00:36:15,215
And the way that production
accounting is working,
650
00:36:15,257 --> 00:36:18,635
it's just easier for
them to pay you in cash.
651
00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:20,595
- Wow.
- [chuckles]
652
00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:26,393
Nice. I'm using the kitchen.
653
00:36:27,894 --> 00:36:29,354
God...
654
00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:35,485
Have you, um, thought
any more about your work
655
00:36:35,569 --> 00:36:38,113
being featured on the show?
656
00:36:38,155 --> 00:36:44,155
Um, no, I haven't.
657
00:36:44,828 --> 00:36:48,665
So, it's just in the home,
658
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:51,960
it's not... you're
not talking about it.
659
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:54,296
It's just there, right?
660
00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:58,258
No, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just in the background.
661
00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:04,550
Right. I think... I'd
be cool with that.
662
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,101
- Really? Yeah?
- Yeah.
663
00:37:08,518 --> 00:37:11,229
Amazing. Okay. Um...
664
00:37:12,439 --> 00:37:15,692
God, it's so annoying
that they make us do this.
665
00:37:16,109 --> 00:37:18,945
They made me sign
this exact same thing
666
00:37:19,029 --> 00:37:20,882
to feature the
homes on the show,
667
00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:22,592
just because I
guess they're, like,
668
00:37:22,616 --> 00:37:25,410
considered art or
whatever. [chuckles] Um...
669
00:37:25,494 --> 00:37:29,748
so, this is the
consultant contract.
670
00:37:29,831 --> 00:37:33,126
So, you just sign here.
671
00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:35,754
All right.
672
00:37:35,796 --> 00:37:39,132
And then your
address goes there.
673
00:37:39,508 --> 00:37:43,386
And then you'll just do the same
for the contract underneath.
674
00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:49,434
Oh, my God. [chuckles]
675
00:37:53,230 --> 00:37:55,023
I saw you have a hoop outside.
676
00:37:55,065 --> 00:37:57,293
Yeah, it was, uh, there
when I rented the place.
677
00:37:57,317 --> 00:38:00,612
Yeah, I tried out for junior
varsity but I didn't make it.
678
00:38:00,654 --> 00:38:02,590
- [Cara] Mm-hmm.
- Do you play?
679
00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:04,491
Just HORSE.
680
00:38:04,574 --> 00:38:06,076
Let's play.
681
00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,244
Right now?
682
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:10,580
Yeah, if you're free.
683
00:38:10,705 --> 00:38:12,207
Yeah, I guess I'm free.
684
00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:17,128
Yeah. I mean, we don't have to
if you have other stuff to do.
685
00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:21,258
Sure. Let's... let's do it.
686
00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:23,301
Okay.
687
00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:37,023
[dribbling continues]
688
00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:41,736
[Whitney] All
right. So this one,
689
00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:44,006
spin around until you're
dizzy, five times.
690
00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:44,948
Okay.
691
00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:48,618
And then your feet
are off the ground,
692
00:38:48,702 --> 00:38:50,912
you have to yell, "Ow!"
693
00:38:50,954 --> 00:38:56,954
Okay? Ready? One, two, three,
694
00:38:57,043 --> 00:39:02,465
four, five. Ow! Oh!
695
00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:05,802
[Cara] Oh, you
made it! Oh, yes!
696
00:39:06,136 --> 00:39:08,555
Your turn. Exact same thing.
697
00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:12,893
Let's do it. Five times, jump,
698
00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:16,897
feet off the ground, shout.
699
00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:20,734
[indistinct]
700
00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:23,403
♪ ♪ ♪
701
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:27,073
H-O-R.
702
00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:30,952
[Whitney on recorder]
Was that you laughing?
703
00:39:31,578 --> 00:39:33,139
[Asher on recorder] It
was me, but she completely
704
00:39:33,163 --> 00:39:34,849
misrepresented what I was doing.
705
00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:36,601
I was telling him he
had to remove her.
706
00:39:36,625 --> 00:39:38,376
That's why I was pointing.
707
00:39:39,002 --> 00:39:42,464
[Whitney on recorder] You
were patting him on the back.
708
00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:43,941
[Asher on recorder]
I was being friendly
709
00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:45,776
because I was trying
to persuade him.
710
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,886
It was extremely uncomfortable.
711
00:39:49,638 --> 00:39:51,157
[Whitney on recorder]
Why didn't you just
712
00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:52,599
stop her yourself?
713
00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:55,393
Was that you laughing?
714
00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:58,247
[Asher on recorder] It
was me, but she completely
715
00:39:58,271 --> 00:39:59,874
misrepresented what I was doing.
716
00:39:59,898 --> 00:40:01,334
I was telling him we
need to remove her.
717
00:40:01,358 --> 00:40:03,068
That's why I was pointing.
718
00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:05,588
[Whitney on recorder] You
were patting him on the back.
719
00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:08,698
But there's some makeup that
you can wear in the water
720
00:40:08,782 --> 00:40:10,325
so when you swim,
721
00:40:10,367 --> 00:40:12,285
it will stay on after,
722
00:40:12,702 --> 00:40:14,639
and you can wear it for
the rest of the month
723
00:40:14,663 --> 00:40:16,873
and you never have
to replace it.
724
00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:18,667
But how does it stick?
725
00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:22,087
I don't know. It just does.
It sticks on your skin.
726
00:40:22,170 --> 00:40:24,422
[girl screams]
Oh, my God! Josie!
727
00:40:24,464 --> 00:40:29,219
Ms. Donna! Are you okay?
728
00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:33,348
We need a teacher!
729
00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:36,559
Josie, are you okay?
730
00:40:37,143 --> 00:40:40,146
No, it hurts.
731
00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:43,775
♪ ♪ ♪
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