All language subtitles for Avengers Assemble - S03 E20 - U-Foes (1080p - AMZN Web-DL)

MAN 1: Three, two, one...
Liftoff!

(ROCKET FIRING)

MAN 2: All systems go.
Trajectory is looking good!

MAN 3: Yes! This is fantastic!

WOMAN: We're risking
our lives for this.

This plan of yours
had better work!

MAN 1: Of course it'll work.

Now lower the shields.

MAN 2: This is it.
We're entering the cosmic storm area.

THOR: This is madness! Madness!

I quit this poking game!

These rules make no sense!

Okay, Thor.
One, this isn't poker, it's pinochle.

And two, can someone explain to
me why we're playing pinochle?

Because it's Cap's turn
to choose the game.

And because it's Cap's
turn to choose the game,

he chose one that no
one plays anymore.

He's won every game,

but now that I have these
cards, I can't lose.

(ALARM BLARING) FRIDAY: Intruder detected.
Location, primary elevator.

Avengers, assemble.

Oh, come on!

BLACK WIDOW: Who's dumb enough
to attack Avengers Tower

and take the elevator?

Well, maybe we're attracting
a more polite kind of villain.

Much as I'd like that to be
true, Hawkeye,

Black Widow's right on this one.
Something's wrong.

(BELL DINGS) Friday,
deactivate alarm.

Authorization, Truman Alpha-1.

(ALARM STOPS) We appear
to be missing an Avenger.

Where exactly is the Hulk?

How did you hack Friday?
Who are you?

My name is Truman Marsh.

I'm your new boss.

(CRACKLING)

MAN 1: Cosmic rays are
penetrating the ship.

MAN 2: What's happening to us?

(HULK HEAVES)

Four-ninety-nine, 500.

Good to get out here again.

(GRUNTING)

A chance to really
break a sweat.

(AIRCRAFT HOVERING)

(GROWLS)

(GRUNTS)

Ship's headed for Vista Verde!

(PANTS AND GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS) It's gonna
crash into the town!

(GRUNTING)

(GROANS) No! Gotta get control!

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

(CRASHING)

Whoa! Did I do that?

I didn't even touch it.

Michael! James!
Ann! Did it work?

Worked for me, boss.

(METAL CREAKING)

Looks like I got metal skin.

And I can become any
gas I can think of.

Guess I can be any energy.
(CHUCKLES)

One-upped you again, sis.

(GRUNTS) Hey. You guys hurt?

Hurt? We're better than ever.

Our experiment worked.

We were once human.

Now, we're something more.

Now you can call me...
How about... Vector?

I'm Vapor.

Ironclad.

I'm gonna go with X-Ray.

What is this?

I know this is confusing.

That ship looks advanced
enough to be a UFO.

That's what we should
call ourselves.

The U-Foes!

(CRICKETS CHIRPING)

Even worse name than "X-Ray."

(CHUCKLES) If Ironclad likes
U-Foes, that's what we are.

After all,
we couldn't have absorbed

that cosmic radiation
without the ship.

And we couldn't have stolen the ship
without Ironclad... And Hydra, of course.

Can't forget our backers.

Bragging about Hydra
in front of an Avenger?

Rookie move, Vector.

Only if the Avengers
still mattered.

(GROANS)

(COUGHS)

Breathe deep, big guy. (GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

First day and we
take down an Avenger.

Soon, the world will
bow before the U-Foes.

You're not so
tough, are ya, Hulk?

HULK: I'll show ya tough!

(BOTH GROAN)

(GROANS)

(CHUCKLES)

Hulks don't like being smashed!

(SCREAMS) (ROARS)

(YELLS)

(GROANS)

Our chariot awaits.

Come on!
We have a schedule to keep.

(GRUNTS)

The Avengers failed to
stop the Terrigen Wave.

Now there are more new
Inhumans every day.

And since no one's happy about
that, the President took action

and just signed
the New Powers Act.

(SCOFFS) The what?
New Powers Act.

It gives the government control of the
Avengers and everything related to us.

I never thought the President would
be foolish enough to sign it, though.

Then you should have voted for
someone else. IRON MAN: Whatever.

If Uncle Sam wants to slap
a flag on the Avenjet, fine.

As long as we run the show.

But you aren't "running
the show," Mr. Stark.

That's the problem.
The world cannot afford for you

to sit on your hands until the next
insane robot falls from the sky.

It's time to become proactive.

The CIA discovered this
Hydra base in Arizona.

Your mission is to find
out what's inside it.

Looks fortified.
We'll need Hulk to breach it.

This intel is fresh.
We don't have time to wait for Hulk.

You can do the job
just fine without him.

Some government pencil
neck giving us orders?

I don't like it. I'm with you.

But if Hydra is there,
then we better check it out.

HYDRA AGENT 1: Strucker has to
come back to run Hydra, right?

HYDRA AGENT 2: And only Baron
Strucker has the authority to lead us.

But no one's seen
him for months.

I don't like it,
but we have to consider other options.

Cap, hang back for a moment.

(ON RADIO) There's some kind
of power struggle going on.

If there's a schism in Hydra,

we should learn what we can
before busting any heads.

Agreed. We'll hold
position around the hangar

and wait for your signal.

Hail Hydra,
or what's left of it.

HYDRA AGENT: Is that Simon?
Good, you remember me.

My team and I flew the
spaceship into the cosmic storm,

giving us "powers."
Just as we'd planned.

How long have you waited,
hoping Strucker would come back

before the Avengers found you?

Well, the U-Foes don't
fear the Avengers.

We've already beaten their Hulk

and, together,
we'll beat the rest of them.

Gotcha!

VECTOR: Well done, X-Ray.

(GROANING)

Hydra! If you follow the U-Foes,

even the Avengers will
bow down before you.

They'll bow or they'll perish.

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Let's go with "perish."

Man, are you guys in trouble.

We are in trouble?
Do you take us for fools?

Pretty much. Now!

(GROANS)

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS) (GRUNTS)

Hydra will follow our orders.

Once we've triumphed
over the Avengers.

(GROANS)

Thor! Hang on! I'm... (GROANING)

Not going anywhere?
Yeah, that's about right.

(COUGHING)

Guess Stark tech corrodes
as fast as everything else.

(COUGHING)

(YELLING)

(GRUNTS)

(SCOFFS) So much for
Earth's mightiest heroes.

You,
dump the Hydra computer files.

Everything top-secret or above.

Then sound the evacuation
alarm, now.

I'll take those. (YELLS)

(ROARS)

(STRAINING) You
got me last time.

But here comes the rematch!

(GRUNTING)

(YELLS)

Thanks, Hawkeye.

(ALARM BLARING)

That's our cue.
X-Ray, it's time to go nova.

Got it, boss.

IRON MAN: I'm picking up a
massive amount of energy.

Our friend's about to detonate.

Everyone, fall back.
It's too late for that.

At this point, we don't need
distance, we need cover.

You want cover?
Hulk makes cover!

(STRAINING)

(EXPLODING)

Nicely done.

Now let us pursue the
villains and resume the fight.

Uh, Thor,
I think we need to find them first.

THOR: Oh.

MARSH: Unacceptable.

I sent you to gather
intelligence, not destroy it.

You didn't even
detain any suspects.

Who's the puny suit,
and why is he talking so much?

This puny suit is about to
pull you off this team, Hulk.

You were not part of the plan.

That's not fair.

You can't blame Hulk
for what the U-Foes did.

Who says I can't?

(BREAKING)

(GRUNTS)

Come on, Hulk.

He isn't worth it.

With all due respect,
you weren't there.

The mission didn't go as planned,
but Hulk saved our lives.

That's the problem
with you Avengers.

You think any landing you can
walk away from is success.

You never stop to ask why the
plane crashed in the first place.

Don't be so hard on
yourself, Hulk.

You didn't smash Marsh.

That's more than I
might do in your place.

Maybe he's right.

U-Foes got away.

Hydra got away.

Maybe...
Maybe Hulk is the problem.

The team trusts you.

We know you made the right call.
Exactly.

You can't let critics like
Marsh trip you up, Big Green.

You just need to
keep on smashing.

So let's figure out
where to smash next.

BLACK WIDOW: It appears
they were backed by Hydra.

They stole a spaceship
to expose themselves

to cosmic rays and
gain their powers.

We don't have much on them,
but if we look into criminal records,

we should be able
to find something.

I don't think we have time.

These U-Foes gained
their abilities

and took over Hydra
all in one day.

They're gonna strike
again, fast.

Not fast. Now. (BEEPING)

FALCON: An old S.H.I.E.L.D.
distress signal.

Coming from an office building?

(GRUNTS)

Oh, yeah!

(BEATBOXING) Yeah!

Hurry, before the...

Avengers get here? Too late.

You really don't know when
you're beaten, do you?

The Avengers are never beat.

(GRUNTS)

Falcon, what's the
situation on civilians?

Good news. I'm not getting any
life signs above the ground floor.

That's bad. If Hydra isn't moving
up, it's heading down.

And S.H.I.E.L.D.
always liked to keep

the dangerous stuff
in the basement.

This is an old S.H.I.E.L.D.
base?

Then we cannot let Hydra get it.

(GRUNTS)

You act like you can stop us.

Vapor, give us some cover.

X-Ray, Ironclad,
take 'em all out.

X-RAY: Come get some!
IRON MAN: Mmm, no, thanks.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Vapor incoming!

(GRUNTS)

(YELLING)

(BOTH COUGHING)

IRONCLAD: Get back here!
(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

Clothesline!

Hey, Cap! (GRUNTS)

Keep your eyes open, Captain.

If Vapor doesn't blind you,
you might learn something.

Forget it, Ironclad.
I've been fighting

goons like you since
before you were born.

(GRUNTING)

Great.

Now one of them has
earthquake powers.

It's not them.

(KLAXON BLARING) It's a S.H.I.E.L.D.
Helicarrier!

But the old Helicarriers
were destroyed.

Supposed to be destroyed.
It appears one got stashed away.

All systems are online, sir.
The Helicarrier is ours.

You mean the U-boat, don't you?

Hmm. The "U-boat" it is.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Falcon,
evacuate the town.

We can't leave
citizens in danger.

I think we're the
ones in danger.

VECTOR: (ON PA) I
admire you Avengers.

Even in the face of all our
power, you're still defiant.

Stupid, but defiant. Fire!

(WEAPONS POWERING UP)

Everyone, take cover!

VECTOR: Welcome to the
future, ladies and gentlemen.

No Avengers, no limits.

FALCON: Heads up!
Missiles coming in!

(GRUNTS)

Set a course for Washington,
D.C., half-speed.

Taking out a few military bases

should help convince the
President to surrender.

I'd much rather live in the
White House than destroy it.

(GRUNTS) Cap, are you in there?

(GRUNTS) Iron Man, are you okay?

IRON MAN: I will be,
as soon as you get off my legs.

(GRUNTS)

Even with their Helicarrier,
the U-Foes retreat from us.

Cowards!

Ah, something's
coming in on radar.

HYDRA AGENT: Sir,
it's just a single aircraft.

What? Put it onscreen.

We've got a missile lock.
Hang on! (BEEPING)

And they wonder why I
take them for fools.

No, no, no!

Hold tight.
This'll be a rough stop.

We're in.

We'll keep them busy out here

and rendezvous with
you when we can.

Good luck.

(GRUNTS) Ahhh!

The U-Foes may have this ship,

but we're the ones who know
Helicarriers inside and out.

Let's get to the bridge
and take it back.

(GRUNTS)

You could surrender.
Not a chance.

Ahhh!

They never pick surrender.

Keep going.
I'll get us some privacy.

We've been boarded.
The Avengers are here.

Ahhh!

(CAPTAIN AMERICA GRUNTS)

Keep them at bay.
We can't lose the ship.

Gentlemen, after you.

(YELLS) (GROANS)

Don't just stand there. Attack!

(GROANS)

(GROANING)

(YELLS)

It's over, Vector.

Stop, all of you,
or this entire state

goes up like a match.

Talk fast, Vector.

VECTOR: This ship is set to crash
right into a nuclear power plant.

Only my personal
password can stop it.

Get off my ship now,

or half this state
will glow in the dark.

Big Green,
time to join the party.

(ROARS)

No! That's the primary computer!

Now nothing can change
the ship's course.

You better run for it, then.

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS) We're going down!
Out of my way!

X-RAY: One side, Vector!

(GRUNTS)

Cowards.
Like rats off a sinking ship.

Ship's not sunk yet.

Good thinking, Hulk.

Yeah, brilliant.
So how are we not gonna crash?

Hey, Hulk ain't the one with
"genius" on his business card.

I had to ask.

How do we get out of here?

All the hallways look the same.

(WHIRRING)

Seriously?
You think that's going to hold us?

BLACK WIDOW: (ON PA) Oh,
that's just the cleanup crew.

Knockout gas.

(ALL COUGHING)

(MOANS)

Nighty-night.

Looks like a Stark
tech interface.

Or something close to it.

IRON MAN: Welcome to
Stark Industries Airlines,

where the drinks are cold and
the flight attendants are...

Tony, fly the ship.

(COW LOWS) IRON MAN: Not bad.

I think we did okay.

MARSH: Every shred
of data destroyed.

The whole computer was scrapped.

We saved a town, a state,

a secret S.H.I.E.L.D.
base, and a Helicarrier,

and you're angry
about missing data?

The world is run on
data, Captain.

This entire operation was
based on gathering intel,

and thanks to him,
I don't have any of it!

You went off half-cocked
one too many times.

Sir, I pushed Hulk to it.
If you need to blame someone...

Don't presume to order
me, Romanova.

Pack your things, Hulk.

You're not an Avenger anymore.

You can't do that! No way, man!

What gives you the right...
Guys, stop.

Appreciate it,
but Hulk will always be an Avenger,

whether some puny
suit says so or not.

Yeah, Marsh,
he seemed really out of control.

Say, here's a question.
Where are you gonna find someone

who could even possibly
fill Hulk's shoes?

Just wondering.

Oh, I already have
his replacement.

Gentlemen, ladies,

the name's Hulk, Red Hulk.

Now, what are we gonna smash first?
(LAUGHS)