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Marti?
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Dweeb?
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You two know each other?
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You knew I liked her, and
You went after her anyway!
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You know what
Your problem is, pete?
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You don't know what you want.
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You know what you want,
But you're never gonna get it.
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I'd like a new roommate.
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You're too busy saving the world
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To have any time for me.
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Face it, sharon, we
Are drifting apart!
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frankly, I don't like it.
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I don't like waiting
Up to yell at you,
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And then having you
Yell at me, frankly.
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So, you still want to marry me?
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You still want to marry me?
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Do you want to take
Care of this electric bill?
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Do you want me to take
Care of this electric bill?
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Look... I know we've
Been fighting a lot lately,
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But it happens to every
Couple right before a wedding.
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So it's just cold feet.
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What if it isn't?
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What if it's our gut instinct
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Telling us that we're
Not right for each other?
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I'm sure it's feet.
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But it could be gut.
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Listen, we've got a lot of
Wedding stuff to do today,
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So for the sake of
Getting things done,
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Let's just say it's feet.
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Okay.
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But it could be gut.
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Could be stress.
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We're under a lot
Of pressure lately.
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I mean, I'm waitin' to see
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If my life is gonna
Turn out terrific,
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And you're waitin' to see
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If your life is
Still gonna suck!
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Are we talking about
The academic probation
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Or the fact that you
Spit when you talk?
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No, no, we're talking about
The academic probation,
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But you probably don't
Want to be reminded
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About the academic probation,
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And I keep talking about
Academic probation!
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I mean, I've said, "Academic
Probation" four times already!
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Oh. I'm sorry. Did I
Come at a bad time?
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Sort of.
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We're talkin' about...
Academic probation!!
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We only stay
Together for the kids.
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God, berg, I'm sorry.
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Even for pete,
That's insensitive.
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I did go out with his girl,
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Even though he won't admit
To liking her because he's...
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Gutless! Doofus!
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Loser!
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Academic probation!
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I can't win when he has that.
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Though, I swear,
This time next week,
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When I'm off
Probation, he's dead.
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Oh, god. I thought you knew.
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They posted the new shift
Assignments at the hospital.
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They denied your request
To be taken off of probation.
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What?
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What the hell am
I supposed to do?
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I know I screwed up.
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Aren't they ever gonna
Give me a second chance?
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I'm really sorry.
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Yeah, right. You love it.
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What?! You cannot tell
Me you're not enjoying this.
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I'm the huge loser,
And you're the hotshot,
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Never-almost-killed-somebody
Doctor's pet.
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That's not fair.
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You raced over here
To rub it in my face.
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Oh, berg, I thought you knew.
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Where are you going?!
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I came to tell you I think
The hospital's wrong,
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But if you think I'm gonna
Stay here and listen to this,
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Then you really are a loser!
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You're the loser!
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Pete: academic probation!
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Not you!
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I can't believe everything
We got done today.
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All we have left to do
Is... Show up at the church.
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Yeah.
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But we had fun, though, right?
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Yeah, I had a great time.
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Yeah. You know what?
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If we really didn't
Want to get married,
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Today would've been torture.
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Yeah, you're right.
It would have.
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I don't know.
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I think I just let the
Fear get the best of me.
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My feet have spoken.
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Hello.
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Hello. Hi.
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So, I understand
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You would like to open
A joint checking account.
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Great. How would you
Like those checks to read?
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Mr. And mrs. Jonathan donnelly.
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No, no, baby.
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They should read jonathan
And sharon donnelly.
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I'm not so sure.
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It's okay, honey. I am.
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I like it.
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I think it would look great
On our ballerina collection.
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Ooh, look. They're so pretty.
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How am I supposed to give that
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To the guy at the
Hardware store?
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Just tell him the
Ballerinas are strippers.
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Okay.
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Before you move to avoid
Me, I'm coming right back,
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And I'm eating in that chair.
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This place is
Gettin' on my nerves.
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Oh. Hi, pete.
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Hey, irene.
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Oh, fret not, sweet prince.
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The letter carrier will
Arrive in due course.
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Thou art annoying me.
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Hey, I'm in character.
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My theater group is
Putting on a production,
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And I'm playing rapunzel.
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Acting gives me a chance
To work out my demons.
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So would an exorcism.
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Hey, still no word on your
Fireman's sleepover camp?
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Irene. Irene, it's
Boot camp, okay?!
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It's the last step
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Where they separate the
Firemen from the wannabes.
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It's three months of
Torture and humiliation
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And constant
Physical exhaustion.
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But you get to
Sleep over, right?
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Irene... Have you
Ever been so close
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To something that you
Really, really wanted,
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But you weren't sure if
You were ever gonna get it?
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Yes.
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All right.
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Oh, hey, uh, can I see my mail?
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It's not yours until
I put it in your box.
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Hey, irene, you look
Ravishing today...
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Like a flower in springtime.
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Roger, I told you, I only
Like you as a postal carrier.
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Hey, could you go any slower?
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Sure.
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All right, hurry it
Up, you letter monkey.
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Don't threaten me, man.
I got a lot of stuff here.
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You're just gonna have to wait
For your little piece of porn.
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Roger, maybe you could
Give pete his mail, huh?
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For me?
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Well, okay, but only for you.
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I hope you get jury duty.
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I hope you're on trial.
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It's not here.
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Are you sure?
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I don't believe this!
Another 24 hours of torture!
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This is gonna kill me!
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And they say there's
Never any good news.
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Okay, let's set your pin number.
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Let's go with my birthday.
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No, baby, it's too
Hard to remember.
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It's christmas eve.
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You know, let's
Just go with mine.
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624.
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Great.
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Now, before you
Sign, I have to explain
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That by opening a
Joint checking account,
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You are seen as a single
Entity in the eyes of the law,
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Bound together in
Fiscal responsibility,
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In assets, and in debt
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Until you either close
The account or die.
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I do.
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Sign right here.
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Johnny, your hand's shaking.
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No, it's not. Quit
Movin' the paper.
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Um... And you're sweating.
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No, I am not.
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Where do I sign?
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Right next to the... Puddle
Underneath your hand.
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Oh. Berg's not here.
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Uh, I'm not here to see
Berg. I'm here to see you.
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Did you think of an insult
And had to rush right over?
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No.
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No, actually, I'm
Here to celebrate.
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I got my letter.
I'm in boot camp.
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You're in? You got your letter?
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Yeah. Yeah, thanks to you.
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You were my inspiration.
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My drive to crush you
Helped push me over the top.
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You got your letter, huh?
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Hey!
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Good for you! Good
For the post office!
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Okay. What's your problem?
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Are you bent out of
Shape because I got in?
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Oh, pete, I-I'm sorry.
You didn't get in?
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I didn't? What did you hear?
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No, I just assumed...
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Assumed what? That I failed?
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I just didn't get my
Letter, that's all.
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Why do you have to
Assume the worst?
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That's you! I
Assumed you passed.
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Look, don't worry about it.
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You'll get your letter tomorrow,
And we'll celebrate for you.
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But tonight, let's
Celebrate marti!
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Celebrate? Cel...
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Perhaps you didn't hear me.
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I did not get my letter.
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I heard you, buzz kill!
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Where are you going?
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Marti, wait!
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I just spoke with roger! He
Tracked down your letter,
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And he promised to bring
It by tonight after work.
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No, call him now!
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Get it now!
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Roger's the kind of guy who'll
Hold a favor over my head.
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I mean, if I scratch
Roger's back,
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Who scratches mine?
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Fine.
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A movie, an empty
Seat between us,
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And if anyone asks,
I don't know you.
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Oh, petey, we're having a date!
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Hey, mom.
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Michael!
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What a nice surprise.
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How's my favorite son?
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Your brother
Isn't with you, is he?
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No.
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So, what are you doing
Here? What's wrong?
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Nothing. Nothing.
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Can't a guy take a break
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From studying microbiology
And advanced endocrinology
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To come home... To play
With his hot wheels?
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Honey, I sold
Those at a yard sale
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For 5 cents apiece.
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Well, that's okay.
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The main thing is that you
Made money off my memories.
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Where's, uh... Where's dad?
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Well, physically, he's
Living in a seedy motel.
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Spiritually, he's
Burning in hell.
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See, I thought he
Might still be at work.
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Your father had an
Affair, and I kicked him out.
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What?
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Why don't you throw another
One of his suits on the fire,
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And I'll make you a sandwich.
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I cannot believe
That dad had an affair.
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I know.
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I mean, look at me.
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Are you... Are you okay?
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I'm a survivor. I'll heal.
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Hey, come here.
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I love you.
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So, who was she?
Did you know her?
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No, just some trampy
Little slut from whoretown.
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God, those girls are so easy.
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Not that I'd know.
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Listen, I am... I am
So sorry, mom.
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Maybe he'll come to
His senses and leave her.
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00:12:21,547 --> 00:12:22,790
Oh, he already left her.
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It was a one-night stand.
258
00:12:24,316 --> 00:12:26,061
He keeps calling,
Wanting to come back.
259
00:12:26,085 --> 00:12:27,717
Is it cold in here?
260
00:12:27,752 --> 00:12:30,620
I think I'll throw on a sweater.
261
00:12:30,655 --> 00:12:33,223
You mean it only happened once?
262
00:12:33,258 --> 00:12:34,958
only once?
263
00:12:34,993 --> 00:12:37,026
No, no. No, no, no, no.
264
00:12:37,062 --> 00:12:40,230
It is a terrible,
Terrible thing he did.
265
00:12:40,265 --> 00:12:43,567
I'm just sayin' we've
All made mistakes.
266
00:12:43,602 --> 00:12:47,804
We've all done somethin' that
We wish we could take back.
267
00:12:47,839 --> 00:12:51,208
Don't you think we
Deserve a second chance?
268
00:12:51,243 --> 00:12:52,775
No.
269
00:12:52,811 --> 00:12:54,411
Why not?
270
00:12:54,446 --> 00:12:56,657
Because sometimes
You screw up so bad,
271
00:12:56,681 --> 00:12:58,693
You don't deserve
A second chance.
272
00:12:58,717 --> 00:13:01,351
Sometimes you just have
To accept responsibility
273
00:13:01,386 --> 00:13:02,546
And move on.
274
00:13:04,490 --> 00:13:06,590
Maybe you're right.
275
00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:11,995
I'm gonna take my bike
Around the block for a ride.
276
00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:14,242
Oh. Oh, honey, here. Here.
277
00:13:14,266 --> 00:13:15,999
You're gonna need this.
278
00:13:16,034 --> 00:13:17,066
What's this?
279
00:13:17,102 --> 00:13:19,469
Cab fare. I sold your bike.
280
00:13:24,876 --> 00:13:27,344
Come on.
281
00:13:27,379 --> 00:13:30,480
Where is that stupid mail...
282
00:13:30,516 --> 00:13:33,250
Escort I ordered?
283
00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:37,120
Is that my letter?
284
00:13:37,156 --> 00:13:38,588
Not so fast.
285
00:13:38,624 --> 00:13:41,991
You can have the letter
Or you can have my woman,
286
00:13:42,027 --> 00:13:43,760
But you can't have both.
287
00:13:45,997 --> 00:13:48,731
"Sophie's choice."
288
00:13:48,767 --> 00:13:51,868
Look, roger... I'll
Tell you what...
289
00:13:51,903 --> 00:13:54,804
You give me that
Letter, and I'll step aside.
290
00:13:54,839 --> 00:13:57,541
Sucker.
291
00:14:00,479 --> 00:14:02,078
Huh. Sucker.
292
00:14:02,113 --> 00:14:06,082
Well, come on. Open it! Open it!
293
00:14:06,117 --> 00:14:08,851
I can't. You do it. You do it.
294
00:14:08,887 --> 00:14:11,488
Okay.
295
00:14:15,627 --> 00:14:17,394
What? What?
296
00:14:19,498 --> 00:14:21,442
Pete donville, this is the
Happiest day of my life!
297
00:14:21,466 --> 00:14:22,965
You're in!
298
00:14:23,001 --> 00:14:24,201
I'm in!
299
00:14:24,236 --> 00:14:26,670
Irene, I'm so happy I could...
300
00:14:26,705 --> 00:14:30,773
Take me right
Here on this stoop!
301
00:14:35,013 --> 00:14:36,346
How about a high-five?!
302
00:14:36,381 --> 00:14:37,046
Okay!
303
00:14:37,082 --> 00:14:38,047
All right!
304
00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:39,115
Okay!
305
00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:41,050
We must celebrate!
306
00:14:41,086 --> 00:14:43,353
You're right. You're right!
307
00:14:43,388 --> 00:14:44,499
Good idea!
308
00:14:44,523 --> 00:14:47,257
You get champagne,
I'll bake a cake!
309
00:14:51,230 --> 00:14:55,998
♪ well, why was I born? ♪
310
00:14:56,034 --> 00:14:58,968
♪ and why am I living... ♪
311
00:14:59,003 --> 00:15:02,105
My best friend and I...
We're not even talking.
312
00:15:02,140 --> 00:15:04,774
The hospital won't
Let me be a doctor.
313
00:15:04,809 --> 00:15:06,476
My mom kicked my dad out.
314
00:15:06,511 --> 00:15:09,312
And my hair hasn't
Cooperated in weeks.
315
00:15:09,348 --> 00:15:12,782
It's been hell.
316
00:15:12,817 --> 00:15:13,783
Yeah.
317
00:15:13,818 --> 00:15:18,288
I got my foot
Blown off in the war.
318
00:15:18,323 --> 00:15:22,792
So you know what
I'm talkin' about.
319
00:15:22,827 --> 00:15:24,261
I'll have another.
320
00:15:26,498 --> 00:15:28,632
Hello, berg.
321
00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:30,400
Oh, great.
322
00:15:30,435 --> 00:15:33,169
How'd you find me?
323
00:15:33,204 --> 00:15:36,773
Well, your mother told
Me you might be at this bar.
324
00:15:36,808 --> 00:15:39,208
Had I known it was this special,
325
00:15:39,244 --> 00:15:43,112
I might have gotten a gold
Tooth and a social disease.
326
00:15:43,148 --> 00:15:45,393
Come on. Let's get you home.
327
00:15:45,417 --> 00:15:47,950
No. No, I'm not
Going back there.
328
00:15:47,986 --> 00:15:49,319
In fact, I'm...
329
00:15:49,354 --> 00:15:51,854
I'm thinking about
Quitting medical school.
330
00:15:51,890 --> 00:15:53,256
Oh. Yeah, that's perfect.
331
00:15:53,292 --> 00:15:55,303
So we can add
"Quitter" to the list
332
00:15:55,327 --> 00:15:58,361
With "Whiny, self-centered,
Self-pitying, and barfly."
333
00:16:00,165 --> 00:16:01,398
Excuse me.
334
00:16:01,433 --> 00:16:04,301
Would you like to
Dance with my sister?
335
00:16:07,306 --> 00:16:09,350
Okay, please, go ahead and quit.
336
00:16:09,374 --> 00:16:12,241
Put us all out of our
Misery, but before you do,
337
00:16:12,277 --> 00:16:13,843
Why don't you sign this?
338
00:16:13,878 --> 00:16:15,111
What's this?
339
00:16:15,146 --> 00:16:18,548
It is a petition to get
You off of probation.
340
00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:22,752
All of the interns signed it
And a majority of the doctors.
341
00:16:22,788 --> 00:16:24,921
Pretty much everybody but me.
342
00:16:24,956 --> 00:16:28,658
You... You did this for me?
343
00:16:28,694 --> 00:16:32,829
After the way I treated
You this morning,
344
00:16:32,864 --> 00:16:35,598
You'd still do this for me?
345
00:16:35,634 --> 00:16:39,068
Well, it may not
Help, but it's a start.
346
00:16:39,103 --> 00:16:40,169
Thank you.
347
00:16:40,205 --> 00:16:41,338
Thank you.
348
00:16:41,373 --> 00:16:42,373
I, uh...
349
00:16:42,407 --> 00:16:45,875
Finally, maybe my
Luck will change.
350
00:16:45,910 --> 00:16:47,610
To a change of luck.
351
00:16:47,646 --> 00:16:48,646
Yeah.
352
00:16:54,753 --> 00:16:57,554
Yeah. I'm gonna
Give it another week.
353
00:17:03,528 --> 00:17:05,829
Pete, what are you doing here?
354
00:17:05,864 --> 00:17:10,500
Well, I haven't been
Insulted in a few hours,
355
00:17:10,535 --> 00:17:13,102
And, uh, I needed a fix.
356
00:17:14,172 --> 00:17:15,172
Can I come in?
357
00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:16,906
Yeah.
358
00:17:16,941 --> 00:17:20,744
My landlord doesn't allow
Me to have trash in the hallway.
359
00:17:23,014 --> 00:17:26,282
There's my fix.
360
00:17:30,321 --> 00:17:35,024
Hey... Nice flowers.
361
00:17:35,059 --> 00:17:36,626
What do you want?
362
00:17:36,661 --> 00:17:40,597
Well, I came here to tell
You that I passed my exam,
363
00:17:40,632 --> 00:17:43,933
And I wanted to give
You equal opportunity
364
00:17:43,968 --> 00:17:45,702
To rain on my parade.
365
00:17:45,737 --> 00:17:50,339
I'm not gonna crap all
Over your happiness.
366
00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:55,779
That's another
Way of putting it.
367
00:17:55,814 --> 00:17:57,614
I'm happy for you, pete.
368
00:17:57,649 --> 00:18:01,785
And I'd still be happy for
You even if I didn't get in.
369
00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:05,755
So, what, you're a
Bigger man than I am?
370
00:18:05,791 --> 00:18:07,857
No.
371
00:18:07,893 --> 00:18:09,793
Why did you come here anyway?
372
00:18:09,828 --> 00:18:14,864
To te... I told
You... To tell you...
373
00:18:16,034 --> 00:18:17,834
Why did I come here?
374
00:18:17,869 --> 00:18:20,970
I know why you're here.
375
00:18:21,005 --> 00:18:22,839
Oh, yeah, why?
376
00:18:22,874 --> 00:18:27,410
You dig me.
377
00:18:27,446 --> 00:18:29,011
You're crazy.
378
00:18:29,047 --> 00:18:30,012
I must be.
379
00:18:30,048 --> 00:18:31,481
I'm attracted to the biggest
380
00:18:31,516 --> 00:18:33,683
Neurotic whackjob on the planet.
381
00:18:33,718 --> 00:18:34,684
Yeah?
382
00:18:34,719 --> 00:18:37,420
You think you have it bad?
383
00:18:37,456 --> 00:18:39,889
I'm attracted to you.
384
00:18:41,793 --> 00:18:43,125
So, you are into me.
385
00:18:43,161 --> 00:18:44,238
You're into me.
386
00:18:44,262 --> 00:18:45,227
I'm not proud of it.
387
00:18:45,263 --> 00:18:46,228
Neither am I.
388
00:18:46,264 --> 00:18:47,296
So what are we gonna do?
389
00:18:52,504 --> 00:18:55,204
Oh, that's original.
390
00:18:55,239 --> 00:18:58,407
You know, for once... Once...
391
00:19:03,147 --> 00:19:05,047
You're even a lousy kisser.
392
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:07,183
You should talk, pencil lips.
393
00:19:07,218 --> 00:19:10,987
♪ and why was I born? ♪
394
00:19:11,022 --> 00:19:13,523
♪ I do love you ♪
395
00:19:13,558 --> 00:19:15,870
Hi, honey. You
Feelin' any better?
396
00:19:15,894 --> 00:19:17,226
Yeah, a little.
397
00:19:17,261 --> 00:19:20,530
Well, I got somethin' that's
Really gonna cheer you up.
398
00:19:20,565 --> 00:19:21,831
You ready?
399
00:19:21,867 --> 00:19:24,634
Our sample check...
I got it framed!
400
00:19:27,606 --> 00:19:30,707
Wow. What a lovely
Reminder of our day.
401
00:19:30,742 --> 00:19:32,375
Honey, you're sweating again.
402
00:19:32,410 --> 00:19:33,877
I'm not sweating.
403
00:19:33,912 --> 00:19:35,890
Yes, you are. What is it?!
404
00:19:35,914 --> 00:19:37,780
Nothing.
405
00:19:37,816 --> 00:19:39,660
You're afraid to share
Your money with me.
406
00:19:39,684 --> 00:19:40,684
No, I am not.
407
00:19:40,719 --> 00:19:43,185
This has nothing
To do with money.
408
00:19:43,221 --> 00:19:45,054
You see this check,
409
00:19:45,089 --> 00:19:47,690
And you see me spending
Your entire life savings.
410
00:19:47,726 --> 00:19:49,225
No, I see this check,
411
00:19:49,260 --> 00:19:52,695
And I see artsy stuff and
My name in curly letters
412
00:19:52,731 --> 00:19:56,533
And just a whole bunch of
Stuff I never put on a check!
413
00:19:56,568 --> 00:19:58,178
These are the checks
That we agreed upon.
414
00:19:58,202 --> 00:20:00,537
No, these are the checks
That you agreed upon.
415
00:20:00,572 --> 00:20:02,371
I don't even know
Why I was there.
416
00:20:02,407 --> 00:20:05,274
The only thing joint about
This account is the address.
417
00:20:05,309 --> 00:20:07,788
We'll just change it to
Mr. And mrs. Jonathan donnelly
418
00:20:07,812 --> 00:20:08,778
Like you wanted.
419
00:20:08,813 --> 00:20:11,514
I'm not so sure anymore.
420
00:20:11,550 --> 00:20:14,717
What are you saying?
421
00:20:14,753 --> 00:20:16,920
I'm saying sometimes I feel like
422
00:20:16,955 --> 00:20:19,321
I don't exist in
This relationship.
423
00:20:19,357 --> 00:20:20,322
Of course you exist.
424
00:20:20,358 --> 00:20:21,858
If you didn't exist,
425
00:20:21,893 --> 00:20:24,427
You wouldn't be giving me
Such a headache right now.
426
00:20:25,764 --> 00:20:27,630
Johnny, it's just cold feet.
427
00:20:27,666 --> 00:20:28,631
I think it's my gut.
428
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:29,566
I'm sure it's feet.
429
00:20:29,601 --> 00:20:29,999
It's my gut.
430
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:31,067
Feet.
431
00:20:31,102 --> 00:20:32,301
Gut!
432
00:20:32,336 --> 00:20:33,581
Feet! Gut!
433
00:20:33,605 --> 00:20:35,538
You don't listen to me!
434
00:20:35,574 --> 00:20:37,139
Just because you say somethin'
435
00:20:37,175 --> 00:20:38,708
Doesn't make it so!
436
00:20:38,743 --> 00:20:41,410
Since when?! The system worked!
437
00:20:46,484 --> 00:20:49,018
This is the way I feel.
438
00:20:50,555 --> 00:20:52,795
I'm sorry. I don't...
439
00:20:52,824 --> 00:20:56,292
I don't think this
Is gonna work out.
440
00:20:56,327 --> 00:20:58,595
I'll be at my sister's.
441
00:21:08,706 --> 00:21:12,675
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