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(upbeat techno music)

♪ We're running out of time ♪

♪ Take a deep breath ♪

♪ Take a feeling from my heart ♪

♪ And you know ♪

♪ And you know ♪

♪ And you know it's all right ♪

♪ We're running out of time ♪

♪ Take a deep breath ♪

♪ Take a feeling through your heart ♪

♪ And you know ♪

♪ And you know ♪

♪ And you know it's all right ♪

(glasses smashing)
(Danny thudding loudly)

(Danny groaning)

(intense music)

- Danny?

- We need to talk.

This is not the only world,
there are millions of them.

And in every single one,
there are other versions.

(Danny faintly speaking)

He's been hunting us ever since.

This isn't the only world.

That means that in every single
one, he's trying to kill us.

Kill us...

- I'm sorry Danny, you're
gonna have to back that up,

I zoned out for a second.

- What, how far?

- The beginning.

Yeah, I took some killer
mushrooms earlier.

- There's no time!

You have to come with me.

- Honestly, you are competing

with a lot of other stuff
right now, which may

or may not be there.

Like the guy behind you with a sword.

Who I really hope isn't real.

(men yelling)

(sword clanging)

(furniture smashing)

(swords clanging)

Whoa!

(Danny groaning)

(sword clanging)

- Run, Milo!

(menacing music)

(Danny groaning)

(Milo whimpering)

- Okay.

Okay, no, no, cupboard.

No, under the bed.

(dramatic music)

This isn't real.

This is just a bad trip, is all this is.

Okay, yeah, that does
actually feel very real.

- Milo, shut up.

- You know my name, is
that good, have we met?

I'm sorry, I'm rubbish with names.

- Do you know how many
versions of you I've killed?

- Enough to get bored of it?

- It always ends like this.

Confused.

Helpless.

I've heard your last words so many times.

Do you know how boring that is?

It's very boring.

So go on.

Surprise me.

♪ Your brains ♪

♪ Are dripping down ♪

♪ My wall ♪

(rhythmic bouncy music)

(horns honking)

(lively music)

- Hey buddy, here is
your engagement present.

These will blow your nuts off.

- Milo, this is Kate's grandfather.

- Oh.

Mushroom?

They'll blow your nuts off, yeah?

- He's joking.

- [Milo] I'm not!

- Milo, you're here.

- [Milo] Yes.

- Offering magic mushrooms to my granddad.

- You're never too old to
have your nuts blown off.

- Mum was looking for you.

Okay, I'll see you later

See you in a bit.

We started to think you couldn't make it.

- Sorry to disappoint you.

- When are the speeches?

Your mum and I have reservations
at this new Korean place.

- I don't know dad, I
didn't make a timetable.

You're just gonna have to
stick around and, you know,

pretend to enjoy yourself.

- Hi, Mr. Gates.

- Well, well, look who
bothered to turn up.

- Okay, I hate to tear myself away

from all the simmering resentment.

- Well, well.

- Can we at least try
not to let this be weird?

(glass clinking)

- Hi, hi, everyone.

I just wanted to thank everyone for coming

and thank you Danny for
asking me to be your wife.

- It's all right.

- I know it makes you sick.

Oh and thank you to
Paul, Danny's best man,

who has been such a help
in organizing tonight,

we really couldn't of hope
for a better best man.

So everyone have a drink

and I hope you have a good night.

- Cheers!
- Excuse me a moment.

(lighthearted music)

(sirens blaring)

- All right, sausage?

(glasses clinking)

- Oh, here we go.

- [Danny] Stairway to heaven.

- It's got to be...

(stairs thudding loudly)

- Is he all right?

- He's disappeared.

- He's all right.

(Danny chuckling)

You know that is actually
gonna stop being funny one day

when someone actually breaks their neck.

- Someone really ought to fix that step.

(Danny chuckling)

- So...

The best man thing.

I was gonna speak to you about it.

- Fine.

- I'm sorry, Milo.

It's... Paul has really made
an effort with Kate and you,

you really haven't.

We're still mates, Milo, but right now,

we're just at very different
places in our lives.

Sooner or later I had to
start taking things seriously.

Can't be Dangerous Dan forever, you know?

- Even though you literally had,

"Dangerous Dan forever."

Tattooed on your ass cheek in Faliraki.

- I'm getting my big boy on.

You know, I'm wearing cufflinks.

I'm getting married, and I even
got promoted the other day.

- Promoted?

You work in cat insurance.

What can you get promoted to

Lion insurance, lion?

- It is pet insurance,

and I am actually covering
all of the large mammals

in the South West now, so.

- Oh, well done you.

- It's a big deal for me!

Mate, come on, don't go, just like

have a couple more drinks or something.

(somber music)

Why are we hugging?

- 'Cause this is it, this is goodbye.

I'm never gonna see you again

with your new cat insurance
job and your new the wife

and your...

- You will.

- [Milo] I won't.

- You're drunk.
- I know.

- I'll see you around
Danny, you have a good life.

(lively music)

- Milo!

Paul, remember?

- Oh yeah, Paul.

- Yeah, word of warning,
I am toute seule tonight.

(Paul chuckling)

The Mrs. is feeling a bit rough,

so I am, on the beers, so to speak.

(Paul chuckling)

(gentle music)

(keys jingling)

(door banging)

(Milo groaning)

- Evening Gran.

(lighter clicking)

(glass smashing)
(ground thudding loudly)

Danny?

(sword swooshing)

(fast-paced music)

(door banging)

Okay.

- I've heard your last
words so many times.

Do you know how boring that is?

It's very boring.

So go on.

Surprise me.

- Oh well, that is a
lot of pressure, I mean.

(Callum yelling)

(Callum groaning)

(ground thudding)

(intense music)

- This isn't the end.

There will be others.

And others.

And you'll die.

- You first.

(sword swooshing)

(Milo gasping)

(Danny groaning)

- Good timing, good timing,
I thought you were dead.

- [Danny] It's not as bad as it looks.

- Yeah, good, good,

'cause it looks like you have
a massive hole in your chest.

- Shit, no, no, no, no!

Remember what I told you, okay?

You and Danny are special,
you need to come find me.

- Find you, how?

- Look for Goldenmire, use the wristband.

Just remember what I told
you and you'll be fine.

Milo, tell me you remember, tell me you-

(static hissing)
(air crackling)

- Maybe I should have got a pen.

(birds chirping)

- Dickhead.

Morning, dickhead.

- Morning assflaps.

- Oh, my little twat face.

- My one true shit for brains.

- You need to get up and get changed

because we are going to the florists.

- Today?

I feel rough, can't we go another day?

- You already canceled three times.

Are you trying to tell me something?

- Course not, it's just...

You got something in your hair.

Oh!

Now you are mine, prepare to be ravished!

- Get changed you twat!

- Never!

Not until you hast done stuff with me.

(Kate laughing)

(phone ringing)

(Danny groaning)

Hello?

- Danny I am in trouble.

I need you to come over, right now.

- Milo, are you still high?

- I really hope so Dan.

Just please, come over.

If its the last thing you ever do for me.

(intense music)

- Okay.

- What is it this time?

- I think he's just having a bad trip.

I know, I know.

He hasn't got anyone else.

- Yeah and I feel sorry
for him, I really do,

but he probably just wants you
to go and hang out with him.

Anything to get you
away from the evil woman

who stole his best friend.

- He sounded really genuinely freaked out.

- I will cancel the florist then.

- I'm sorry.

(door thudding)

(birds chirping)

Hey!

- That helmet come with a handbag, Miss?

- Kate's.

- You wearing her knickers too, are you?

- I'm wearing man's pants, Pete, FYI.

Man's pants.

(upbeat music)

(door knocking)

Whoa!

(door banging)

- [Milo] Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny.

- You okay?

- And then he disappeared,
but before that...

That.

(intense music)

- Oh shit he's really dead.

Milo, what have you done?

- Me, no, no, no, no, no, this was you.

This was the other you.

Wristband.

The wristband, the other one
of you had one of these things

and that's when he got damaged

and that's when he disappeared.

- Sorry mate, I can't do
this, this is crazy school.

- Danny, wait!

(static buzzing)
(air crackling)

- Shit, what did you just do?

- I didn't do anything

- This is too much Milo.

You've gone too far.

- Oh, Danny wait!

Dan, come on.

Dan!

You've gotta help me here.

- Who was that guy and what happened?

Do you know what?

It doesn't matter, I don't wanna know.

This is your mess, Milo.

- Oh yeah, leave me in the
shit like you always do.

- Do you know what?

I will, because this is your shit.

Just like it always is!

(door slamming)

(birds chirping)

Fuck!

(eerie music)

(footsteps thumping)

- Oh, what the actual fuck?

(keys jingling)

(door slamming)

(Pete moaning loudly)

(bowls clattering)

(Pete moaning loudly)

- Kate?

Kate?

(bowls clinking)

(Pete moaning loudly)

Kate?

What are you doing?

- What are you doing?

- All right, Milo?

(gentle music)

- Gran?

(bouncy music)

- What I say?

What did I tell you?

Come here you!

(door banging)

- [Danny] Milo, Milo, open up, Milo!

- [Milo] Danny!

- Milo, Milo, Milo, Milo, Milo,

Milo, Milo!
- Danny, Danny.

- Funny story.

- Milo, Milo you did
something, you did this,

'cause I went home and Kate,
she was in bed with Pete

and they were naked and they were...

Where are we?

- Yeah.

Yeah, it must be like
a parallel world, yeah?

Like you said.

The other you.

- How, how did we?

- The wristband, when I pressed the button

and it felt like we got electrocuted.

Must have been that.

- Did you drop LSD in my drink last night?

- Oh my God, Danny, I did that one time,

will you shut up about it.

(cutlery clanking)

- Who the hell was that?

- Check this out.

Ta-da!

- My word, is that little Danny Gates?

It's been a while, how are you?

- Fine thank you, Milo's gran.

How are you?

You're looking well.

Considering.

- Oh, I'm fine thanks.

- She is great and baking a cake.

That'll be shit, like it always is.

- Milo!

Well, shouldn't you be at
choir practice at the church?

- Got canceled.

Yeah.

- Oh, okay.

- Mate, quick word, yeah?

- Yes, hey, stick it, there you go.

- Okay, okay, just so we're clear.

That's your gran?

- Yup.

- The one that died seven years ago.

- I know, it's amazing, I
don't know how or why Danny,

but that is her.

- How is this possible, one
minute we're at your place

and you press some bloody wristband and...

The wristband!

- Well, no, Danny, Danny, Danny!

My dead gran came back to
life, can you please just.

- What are you doing?

(dramatic music)

Get off me!

(Milo shrieking)
(table thudding)

(static hissing)
(air crackling)

(dog barking)

That was our way back!

- No signal, I guess
they don't have a plan

that includes multiple realities do they?

- No!

You don't get a biscuit until we get home.

Although how the hell we do
that without that wristband,

I have no idea.

- So you believe me now?

- Your dead granny just tried

to give me a fucking digestive,
of course I believe you.

So we are

stuck in a parallel world where things

have worked out differently.

- Hey!

- Did the other me happen

to say why someone's trying to kill us?

- Not us specifically, us generally.

Every us in every parallel world.

- Oh, well, that's reassuring.

- Oh, and the killer, before he died,

he said there will be others.

- Those were his last words?

- Yup, pretty fucking cool last words.

Me, I'd just be like,

no, no, please!

- Some part of you's
enjoying this, isn't it?

- [Gran] More tea?

- Gran,

do you remember seven years
ago, when you were supposed

to go on that cruise?

- Oh God, do I remember?

Missing that cruise was the best thing

that ever happened to me.

If my alarm had gone
off like it was meant to

I wouldn't be here today.

And then who'd look after
my little Mr. Cuddles?

- Oh, Gran.

- Mr. Cuddles?

Wow.

- So how are you, Danny?

I saw your mum a few months ago,

she said you were at Larkham's Insurance.

- Yeah, I am.

Yes,

I am.

Of course I am because if
this is a parallel world

then there is another me, another us.

Yes, yes, that's our way out of here!

- I'd better go after him.

- You can take my car if you want.

- Thank you, it's really
good to see you again, Gran.

- I see you every day, love.

(lively music)

- The other me said that
people were trying to kill us

and there will be others.

Now, what if someone
comes for the versions

of us in this reality?

They might have those wristband thingys.

- And big swords.

- Whoever turns up trying to
kill the versions of Danny

and Milo in this reality.

We grab their wristbands, we go home.

- Off the guy's with the big swords?

- Except this time we're prepared

because we know they're coming.

- You did hear the bit about the guy

with the big sword, right?

(tires squealing)
(engine revving)

(dramatic music)

- There I am, still alive.

(tires squealing)
(engine rumbling)

This is so weird.

- Yeah.

Is it just me, or does other
you look like a bit of a twat?

- Do you know what, insurance
is high-stakes stuff.

He's under a lot of pressure.

- Cat insurance.

- Pet insurance.

(footsteps tapping)

- Oh, fucking Paul!

What is that?

So what is the plan here?

- We'll tell the other me what's going on,

what's about to happen.

Then the three of us go
and find the other you,

then if someone turns
up trying to kill us.

Bam.

- Bam?

- Yeah.

- What does that mean?

- You know?

Bam!

Take him out, kind of thing.

- With the aid of our years

of close-combat training, of course.

- Hey, at least I'm trying to
do something to get us back.

And since it's your fault
that we're even here,

how about you lose the
attitude and help me,

instead of being a useless bastard.

- Useless?

Oh, I'm sorry I'm not like Paul.

- Oh really the best man thing,

you wanna get into that now, do you?

- Yeah, Paul wouldn't strand
you in a parallel universe.

- Paul is my best man

because he actually likes
Kate and she likes him.

- Five minutes talking to him

and I literally wanna hang myself.

- This conversation makes
me wanna hang myself.

I mean are you actually saying
to me that you would like

to get up and do a speech
about how happy you are

for me and Kate?

(door slamming)

- That is not the point.

- Yes, Milo, it actually is because...

(ominous music)

Sweet Jesus.

Oh God!

Oh fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Hey.

Hey.

Me.

- Am I having an out-of-body experience?

Am I dead?

- I know this is really fucking weird.

I'm you but from an alternate reality.

- Are you here to take
me to the afterlife?

Is that what's happening?

- Yeah.

Yeah, why not?

- Tell Kate I love her.

- Oh, my God.

I'm dead.

Why would someone wanna
kill every version of us?

What is so special about us?

- Take his legs.

- Excuse me?

- Take his legs, yeah, we
need to put him in the boot.

If someone finds his body,

and then they see you walking around,

being all alive and shit,

people are gonna start asking questions.

Take the legs.

- [Danny] Why are you so calm?

- [Milo] If this is a trip,
this is the worst one ever.

- This is not the time for joke's Milo.

(intense music)

I was so young.

(boot slamming)

(Milo sighing)

- It's all right, we'll
sort something out.

There are worse places to
be stuck, I mean, Iraq.

That's supposed to be pretty shit.

I'm sure it has it's nice
parts but overall, not great.

- Shut up, Milo, please,
please just shut up!

- What is up with you?

- What's up with you?

You're talking like you wanna stay here.

This is real Milo, we
might never get home.

I need to see Kate.

- What, why?

- The other me's last
wishes was to tell Kate

that he loved her, I should honor that.

That's crazy talking,
you're just freaked out

because you just saw yourself die.

- I'm going Milo, I owe it to myself.

If I end up getting stabbed here,

I'd like to think that another version

of me would do me the respect
of telling my version of Kate

that I, this version of Danny, loved her.

- Completely lost me
mate, what are you saying?

- Thanks for ruining my life.

(intense music)

- What about the plan?

What about saving the other me?

Fine.

Yeah, go for the hat-trick, mate.

Three Danny's dying in the one day.

Go for it.

See if I care.

I'll go and save myself then.

(door slamming)

(upbeat music)

(brakes squeaking)

(door slamming)

♪ He made their glowing colors ♪

♪ He made their tiny wings ♪

♪ All things bright and beautiful ♪

♪ All creatures great and small ♪

♪ All things wise and wonderful ♪

♪ The Lord God made them all ♪

- [Vicar] Thank you every one.

I will see you next Tuesday.

(footsteps tapping)

(intense music)

(Milo shrieking loudly)

Shh, stop it!

Stop it, just calm down.

(door slamming)

Shh, just calm down, it's nothing.

It's nothing to worry about.

Are you biting me?

You're biting me, stop it, stop that!

Stop it!

(intense music)

Stop it, stop it!

Just calm down handsome-ish.

- God works in mysterious ways,
he sent you here to test me.

- Dude, I know how weird this all is.

But look, now I'm here, I
feel like it's only right

to worn you, that you are in danger.

- What kind of danger?

(sword smashing)
(Callum snarling)

- That danger, run!

(fast-paced music)

(chairs clattering)

Come on!

Come on!

(Callum snarling)

Quick, get in!

- [Other Milo] What is he doing?

- Great plan, Danny.

(Other Milo sobbing)

How are we supposed to get the
wristband from that maniac?

Stop crying, honestly
you're embarrassing us.

(eerie music)

(door knocking)

- [Danny] Kate, hi.

- Danny.

- I'm really sorry about this morning.

I know it's a lot to explain

and you probably wouldn't
believe me if I did, but

I need to speak to you.

- Of course you do.

(door thudding)

Danny, this morning was
really quite inappropriate.

- I'm sorry.

I had to say that I love you.

(gentle music)

That feels good, actually.

Knowing that if anything happens to me,

at least some version of you knows.

- Danny,

I know that you love me.

You send me a card every
week that says, I love you,

and I am running out of ways to tell you

that I am not interested, okay?

I'm sorry, that your life

hasn't panned out the way
you thought it would, but-

- You fucking pervert.

- Wait!

- Is that what your like it is?

Breaking into people's
houses, watching 'em.

Well here you are, chief, take
a look at a real man's dick.

- I'm fine, I'd rather not.
- No, no, no.

- That's what you want isn't it?

Well, here you are, son.

This is my dick on a plate, you perv.

- I'm sorry about this morning.

I really am, but I can explain.

- Go on then.

(ominous music)

- Okay, I can't.

- Danny, this has to stop.

You are done, you're annoying.

Pete's my husband, we've
never been happier.

- Really?

With Pete?

- Watch it.

- One day maybe you will
find a Pete of your own.

Someone to make you whole.

- But you are my Pete.

I need to go.

I promise I won't bother you again.

- Let's go to bed, asshole.

- Sounds good fuck nobbins.

- My one true shit for brains.

- Hey!

That is our thing, you stop it!

(lively music)

- [Pete] Come here, you
fucking shit for brains!

Come here!

Come here!

(Pete yelling loudly)

- I'm gonna stay with you, okay?

We just have to explain
why there's two of us.

Okay, right, I'm gonna
go have a chat with gran.

Try and lay the ground

for this whole parallel universe thing.

- Okay, okay I get you, don't
be long because I'm scared.

- Did your parent's leave too?

- Yeah.

(somber music)

They said they'd come back
in a week but they never did.

And then when Gran missed her
alarm, it was an act of God.

- Or bad alarm clock design.

- Thanks to Jesus she
never get on that cruise.

And that's how I found my faith.

To thank him for sparing her.

- [Milo] Course you did.

(door slamming)

- Oh, what's all this?

- You've always been so good to me, Gran.

Always there when I needed you.

- And so have you for me.

All we need is each other, Mr. Cuddles.

Which is why I'm a bit confused
seeing you take up again

with little Danny Gates.

- Well, he's my friend.

He was anyway.

Now he's got Paul, so who knows any more.

Anyway, I want to-

- Since when did you need friends?

All these years, just you and me.

Am I not enough for you?

- I don't understand.

What are you talking about?

- Well who else is there, Mr. Cuddles?

Who else does this to you?

- Gran, what are you doing?

Gran!

- Come here.

(eerie music)

(Milo groaning)

- I think I wanna go home now.

I think I wanna go home now, no, no, no.

No!

(faintly speaking)

(door slamming)

- [Other Milo] Wait,
wait, where are you going?

- I'm getting the hell out of Chinatown.

That woman in there is not my Gran

and she tried to stick
her tongue down my throat

and she said things to me that
are gonna haunt me, forever!

- She gets confused, she
thinks I'm Mr. Cuddles.

That's what she used to call granddad.

- Since when?

My Gran never said
anything about Mr. Cuddles!

- It's her sex name.

- What?

I think I'm gonna be sick.

- We don't go all the way.

- That is not better, get a grip man!

- You've gotta protect me.

- You need to stand up for yourself.

Be a man Milo, God!

- When Mum and Dad left
I didn't have anyone.

Grandma was it, I didn't have any friends.

- What about Danny?

- Gates?

We were BFF's for a while.

But then he started hanging
about with this kid, Paul.

- Paul!
- And now

Danny just wants to be like Paul.

- So you're lonely.

You get in a co-dependent relationship

with your only living
relative then you find Jesus

when said relative fails to die at sea.

She sometimes confuses
you for her dead husband.

What I don't get is why?

How would you let her do that to you?

- It's nice.

- Fuck me, what!

- We don't go all the way.

- Jesus Christ.

(phone beeping)

Damn parallel universes!

I tell you what, when
I'm getting home, Milo,

I'm changing my provider.

- Who are you trying to get hold of?

- My best friend.

I can't do this with out him.

(bouncy music)

Walk upright!

(car engine rumbling)

(doors slamming)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what are you doing?

- I need my coat, I'm chilly.

Gran won't want me catching a cold.

- Yeah, well you'd rather get a cold

than see what's in there.

Trust me, come on.

If you wanna stay alive, come with me.

(ominous music)

Get the beer's in.

(Milo sighing)

Well, you'll be happy to know
I also wanna go home now.

What's up?

- In this world, Kate and
me never even went out.

The other me sounds like a total dickhead.

She's so happy with Pete,

it's like she was a different woman.

I don't know, I just...

I always thought that we were...

I dunno.

- Do you wanna know why other
you turned out so differently?

- Go on.

- Me and you, never friends.

Not here, you were best mates with Paul.

- So you're saying that not being friends

with you turned me into
a selfish boring asshole?

- Correct, and me into

that guy.

See him?

- Wow.
- Yeah.

- And face it, pal, we
are good for each other.

You might say, feel
that, feel it, feel it.

Best man material that.

- Oh fuck off, fuck off!

(car engines rumbling)

- Oh my!

Oh, my word.

Oh, bloody...

(eerie music)

Police, I've got...

Oh crumbs,

my buddy, my main man,

my hombre,

my right hand pal, he's dead, he's dead.

(static buzzing)
(air crackling)

(sword swooshing)

(intense music)

(glasses smashing)

- Leave them alone!

- What's he doing?

- Standing up for himself,
I taught him that.

Oh, I didn't teach him that!

- Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

(Callum snarling)
(sword smashing)

(table thudding)

(bottles smashing)

- Stairway to heaven.
- Stairway to heaven.

(Callum snarling)
(glass smashing)

- [Danny] Go, go, go, go, go, go!

(Milo panting)
(intense music)

(stairs thudding loudly)

(head smashing)

- Oh!
- Oh!

- God

damn!

- Yes, thank you, thank
you, you shitty local pub

for being too cheap to fix your stairs,

thank you!
- And we've got a wristband.

- Maybe this one will work better.

I'm sure, when he came in
he was pressing that button.

- It's this one.
- No, he pressed

the green one.
- Danny?

What the flipping hells going on, man?

Is this like some, kind of
like weirdly convincing gag?

- Fucking Paul.

- I just called the police amigo,

I mean the rozzers are en route

so if you're yanking Paolo's chain

you should probably let me know.

(Paul screaming)

Oh, my God!

(sword swooshing)

(Paul screaming)

(stairs thudding)

(intense music)

- Rule number one, always
check they're actually dead.

- This isn't the Kate from here.

- No.

- [Milo] So it's like, another Kate?

- She looks nice in leather.

- Have you seen my Danny?

- Which one?

- He was wearing a wristband like this.

- Your Danny?

Yes, yes, he got stabbed
and then he disappeared.

- Is he still alive?

- I don't know, I don't know.

- Thanks for nothing.

- Wait, wait, can you help us get home?

- You're not my problem.

- Please, just tell us what
the hell is going on here?

Who is this crazy bastard
trying to kill us?

Come on, baby, it's me.

(Kate shrieking)
(Danny groaning)

- I am not your Kate.

There is something that you
both need to understand,

you are not special.

There are literally
millions of other worlds

with millions of other yous.

- But we are special, your
Danny told us we were,

and this guy keeps trying to kill us, so.

- Best thing you can do is
keep your fucking heads down

and hope to hell that nobody notices you.

(static buzzing)
(air crackling)

- She's so rude!

- She looked really,
really good in leather.

- Mate, not to hammer the point home,

but your fiancee's kind of a dick.

- She is not my Kate.

My Kate is at home, waiting for us.

So let's just get out of here
and get back to our lives.

- [Milo] What are you doing,
we've got the wristband.

- [Danny] Maybe this guy's
got some instructions on him

or something.

- Yeah, because a guy traveling

through alternate universes
has the instruction manuals

on him, good one.

- [Danny] Hey, hey.

- Goldenmire, the you that came to see me,

he mentioned Goldenmire.

That has to be important somehow.

- The cops, the cops are coming,

we've got to run for our lives!

(police sirens wailing)

- Does he realize he's running
straight towards the sirens?

- Well, he'd be better off in jail.

He can't have sex with
my grandmother in jail.

Don't ask.

- Come on, let's go.

- Yeah, so we can finally
leave this nightmare.

Assuming this thing gets up home

'cause we have no idea how
this thing works, come on.

- Are you ready?
- Ready.

- Fuck sake.

(static buzzing)
(air crackling)

(wind whooshing)

(ominous music)

- Looks bad.

- Yeah, I tried putting some ice on it.

- Let's get you fixed up.

(Danny groaning)

Did you find the other us in time?

- I couldn't get to me, but I found you.

I told him to look for Goldenmire.

I just hope he listened,
he was really off his face.

- So do I, 'cause right
now those two idiots

are our last hope.

(upbeat lively music)

(tranquil music)