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WOMAN: That, you know, from...
from that first step taught me.
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It began to teach me what
I needed to know about healing.
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And when I was doing that
as a writer,
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what I realised is, you know,
every one of you in this room
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has had to bear something
that you cannot bear.
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And if you're not, you know,
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if you're not someone
who's had that experience yet,
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it's coming.
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Because as we know, right, part
of being human is to suffer.
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And part of...
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(CHATTER AND LAUGHTER ON VIDEO)
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WOMAN: It was either do it
or fail.
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And the cost of failing at that
moment in my life was so...
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(VOICE FADES OUT)
(SIRENS WAIL)
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(PENSIVE MUSIC)
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(ALARM BUZZES)
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Alex, darling, I agree with you.
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In a perfect world, socialism
would provide more equality.
But...
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BOY: Don't say we're too
selfish for socialism to work,
OK?
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BOY: Don't say we're too
selfish for socialism to work,
OK?
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Capitalism was built
on that lie.
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I was just going to say that
some people don't like to share.
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Like your father
at a Thai restaurant.
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Well, I think capitalism
is unsustainable and unjust.
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Oh! Alright, comrade.
You got your lunch?
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GIRL: Uh, no. Dad gave us
money for the canteen.
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Oh, hi, Addy.
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Give me back the phone.
No. Stop!
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Well, buy something healthy,
please.
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Remember vegetables?
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What, avocado?
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That's a fruit, you idiot.
Bye-bye.
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Hand it over.
OK.
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See you later.
Bye, Mum.
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(TYRES SCREECH)
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Oh, I'm just a bit frantic
with work and the move.
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I don't even have time
for a shop.
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I'm literally stealing
office supplies, Robert.
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Yeah, it's a challenging time.
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Can anyone help you?
(SCOFFS) Who?
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An assistant. It's important
you're well supported.
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Oh, oh, I can't even afford
to pay myself.
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(CAR HORN BLARES)
Oh, lunatic!
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And you're angry at me
because...?
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No, no, no, sorry, not you.
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Or me.
Are you driving?
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Yeah, I can drive and talk
at the same time, Robert.
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So, as I was saying,
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I think you'd benefit from
cognitive behavioural therapy.
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I think you'd benefit from
cognitive behavioural therapy.
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Oh, no, not today.
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No, sorry.
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OK, well,
let's chat later, then.
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OK, bye, Robert.
(PHONE BEEPS)
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RADIO ANNOUNCER:
Let's go up to Queensland,
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where Townsville
is looking for another...
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(POP MUSIC PLAYS)
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(HUMS ALONG)
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(SINGS ALONG) ♪ Chaperone...
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(SINGER LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
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♪ Because I can't stop messing
With the danger zone
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♪ I won't worry
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♪ And I won't fret
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♪ Ain't no law against it yet
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♪ Oh, she bop, she bop
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♪ Oh, she bop, he bop, we bop
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♪ I bop, you bop, they bop
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♪ We bop, we bop... ♪
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Ah! (GROANS)
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Fuck.
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(HORNS HONKING)
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(HORNS HONKING)
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(EXHALES SHARPLY)
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I can't help it.
We lost it.
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We went to a fucked up
yoga class last night.
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Was it a Bikram?
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Were you sweating, or...?
It was just...
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Good morning, everyone.
Hi.
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Morning, Evelyn.
Can I grab five with you?
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Yeah. So, where are we at?
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Uh, baby-led weaning.
Very big in LA.
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Do we want to handle
the mothers today?
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Of course we do.
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Oh, did you guys hear about
the woman in Russia
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who just gave birth
to her half-brother's baby?
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No, but I love me some incest.
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OK.
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It's very clicky.
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Hey, girl.
Hi, Opal.
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Well, he was adopted out
as a baby,
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so she never really knew him
as a brother.
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So when they met as adults,
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they couldn't keep their hands
off each other.
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Now they live in Moscow
with their seven kids.
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Seven? Not right in the head.
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No, it's genetic
sexual attraction.
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It's caused by a lack
of maternal bonding.
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It's caused by a lack
of maternal bonding.
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Like Penny
and her second cousin.
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Yeah, and I wasn't breastfed
for very long,
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so that theory holds up.
Yeah, in a minute.
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Can you get a post up by 11:00?
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Go into the weird psychology
of it,
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and leave out
your second cousin.
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Why?
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Has anyone read Tim Dixon's
victim blaming rant today?
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Appalling.
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What's your take?
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Something that pushes against
the idea
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that a woman's clothing
has any bearing
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on whether she'll be raped.
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Celebration of the slut.
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Oh, a personal essay, then?
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Funny, Penny.
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That's a yes from me.
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Anything else?
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Something on the prairie dress
trend.
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What, it's ugly?
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Well, yes, and also that it
feels regressive for feminism.
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I like the slut story.
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Hello. I didn't see you there.
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This is Jeet,
the new writer you hired
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at 2am on Sunday morning.
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You read my blog and messaged me
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and told me to come in
on Monday morning.
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And then I was sent
to get coffees.
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(LAUGHS) I remember.
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Welcome, Jean.
Jeet.
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Why don't you go get a chair
from the storage room?
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Smell it. Is it soy?
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Smell it. Is it soy?
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PENNY:
It better have four sugars.
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Ooh, it's burnt.
Absolutely not...
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Jeet, why don't you tell
Christine
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what you're hankering
to write about?
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Environmental stories.
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Yeah, um...
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What about the Gulf oil spill?
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Which I can tell you guys love.
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The thing about
environmental stories
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is they're not very clicky.
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And if you write a story,
and no one clicks on it,
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did you even write it?
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Did you know that we've recorded
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25 of the hottest days on record
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and we're not even
halfway through?
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I didn't know that.
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I mean, I know
we're not halfway through.
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(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
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Can we have a quick chat?
Mm.
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Yeah, and then
can I have a quit chat?
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Yeah.
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We use a share bathroom
that has two ply toilet tissue,
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which I know you're stealing,
by the way,
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and you go and hire
a new writer.
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Ambitious. Young. Hungry.
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Knows about the earth.
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That's everything
I don't want in a writer.
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Ev, what's going on?
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So what exactly
do you all do at Eve?
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So what exactly
do you all do at Eve?
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We write, and we write,
and we drink tea.
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And what do you write about?
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Er, specifically, parenting.
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But if there's
a celebrity divorce,
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I come up with a fresh angle.
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We're generalists. We know a
little bit about everything.
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Who's your celebrity crush?
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Prince Harry.
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Oh. OK.
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He's cute.
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And I feel like his tours
around the Middle East
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have really grounded him.
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Uh, Paul's a natural redhead.
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Maybe you should have a drink.
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OK, that's why we need
an HR department.
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There's no HR department?
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No. Christine says
they ruin all the fun.
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We're two months behind in rent.
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You just increased our wages.
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We take our meetings
in a toilet.
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And we're going to have to pay
for wi-fi eventually.
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The jerks across the hall
keep changing the password.
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We need content.
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We need writers.
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Well, I'm looking at one
right now,
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an award winning writer,
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who hasn't written anything
in months.
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Well, there's something going on
with me.
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I've either got PTSD
or writer's block.
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I've either got PTSD
or writer's block.
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You don't believe
in writer's block.
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I do now.
I owe a Penny an apology.
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Ev, I left a well-paying secure
job in magazines for this.
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I know!
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I left a really great career
too.
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You were fired.
There's a difference.
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Just tell her
you made a mistake.
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After she's posted something,
of course.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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Yeah, I mean,
she doesn't just give out cars.
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When Oprah tweeted Kony,
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the views went from 60,000
to 9 million in a day.
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Jeet, what is your ascendant?
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I don't know.
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Your rising sign?
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Yeah, I don't know.
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March 11?
Pisces.
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And I reckon Aries ascendant.
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I can tell by the way
you hold your neck.
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OK, where were we?
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What about a story on the
restrictions of cultural dress?
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Sartorially and politically.
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Oh, me.
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Because I'm Sri Lankan?
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This is the fun
you were talking about?
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Indeed it is.
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Cool. (HALF-LAUGHS)
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Do the oil story.
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But I want strong imagery.
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Oil soaked birds.
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Oil soaked birds.
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Dead turtles.
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Paul.
Yeah?
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Any sponsored posts?
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Well, we need clients
for sponsored posts.
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We have clients.
What about Makeupmax?
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They're re-evaluating
their investment.
What?
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They're re-evaluating
their investment.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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Get Amanda on the phone.
We've got history.
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I introduced her
to both her husbands.
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Tell her we're not interested
in prick teasers.
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Tell her we don't want...
Amanda, it's Evelyn Jones.
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What's this nastiness I hear
about you pulling your ad spend?
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(AMANDA SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
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Circs are down.
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Production costs are up.
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Brands like yours
will wear that.
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Yes, slow and painful.
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Like being poisoned
by an octopus.
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You die eventually, by asphyxia.
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And not the fun type.
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We're gonna hit 200,000
daily users this week.
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Maybe more.
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Increase your ad spend by 30%
and we'll get back to you.
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Well, she thinks
magazines are more versatile.
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I mean,
we literally have no rules.
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The woman's an idiot.
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Is that true?
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Yeah, she still has a perm.
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Yeah, she still has a perm.
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Actually, we have some rules.
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Show her where the style guide
is.
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OK.
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200,000 users.
257
00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:08,280
Shit, I've got to go.
258
00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,760
Ooh, topless Duchess pics
just in!
259
00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:11,800
Great.
260
00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:12,960
Can I see?
261
00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:14,600
Those are massive.
262
00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:15,640
This is good.
263
00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:16,600
Bye.
264
00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:18,800
(HUBBUB)
265
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,240
How's the mag, Ev?
266
00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:25,240
Well, I haven't worked this hard
for so little money
267
00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:26,560
since maternity leave.
268
00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:29,000
(CHUCKLES)
That's funny.
269
00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:30,360
(MOCK-LAUGHS)
270
00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:33,040
Because you didn't take
maternity leave, did you?
271
00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,360
It's not a mag, Dan.
It's online.
272
00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:37,160
A zine?
273
00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:39,960
Nope. Zines are printed.
274
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,520
An E-zine?
275
00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:42,440
Sort of.
276
00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:45,240
Yeah, it's like
an online magazine.
277
00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:47,000
It's a women's website.
278
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,000
Anyway, it's doing really well.
279
00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:50,000
Can we, please?
280
00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,560
I've got a class in an hour.
281
00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:53,760
Do you remember that time
that you had us around
282
00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:56,600
and you cooked
that beef wellington?
283
00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:59,800
Lucy was so jealous that she
almost cried, it was that good.
284
00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:00,000
I mean, she can't cook for shit
anyway,
285
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,720
I mean, she can't cook for shit
anyway,
286
00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:03,960
but I remember
thinking to myself
287
00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:07,760
that that beef was almost
symbolic of your marriage.
288
00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:14,000
It was so balanced
and tender and rare.
289
00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:16,000
I had that dinner catered for,
Dan.
290
00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,160
Someone else
balanced the flavours.
291
00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:22,080
Ha.
292
00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:23,560
I really need
to get back to work.
293
00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,440
Yep, sure.
294
00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,240
Oh, the date of separation's
wrong.
295
00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:35,320
Well, I went off
the lease agreement.
296
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,040
Which was
just after a month ago.
297
00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,040
Yeah, well,
we separated earlier.
298
00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:40,520
Oh, come on, Evelyn.
299
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,680
First you were on the couch,
then I got the blow-up.
300
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:43,680
Remember?
301
00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,480
I mean,
you're getting the house...
302
00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:47,440
(VOICES AND SOUNDS DISTORT)
303
00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:49,640
After 12 months, as agreed.
304
00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:53,080
I'm paying the mortgage.
You get the business.
305
00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:54,600
I'm gonna need a drink
to finish this.
306
00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:55,880
Oh, God.
307
00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,920
I'll run off a copy for you.
308
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:00,000
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
309
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,880
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
310
00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:05,120
I don't know why you're being
so argumentative.
311
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,120
This was all your idea.
312
00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:10,520
I was perfectly happy
being unhappily married.
313
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,720
Did Alex get his assignment in?
314
00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,160
Mm-hm.
315
00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:25,240
He wants to watch
Risky Business.
316
00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:26,600
What do you think?
317
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:28,440
What do you mean?
It's a classic.
318
00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,320
Tom Cruise
sleeps with a prostitute
319
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,120
then turns his house
into a brothel.
320
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,840
You don't think
it's inappropriate?
321
00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:38,920
It's not about prostitution.
322
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:42,200
It's a satire on capitalism
with a happy ending.
323
00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:45,280
Boy gets the girl
and gets into Princeton.
324
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:47,960
Anyway,
325
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:52,120
Alex thinks that capitalism
is unsustainable and unjust.
326
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,520
Really? Since when?
327
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,120
(DOOR OPENS)
This morning.
328
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,880
OK, there you go.
329
00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,000
Uh, and also don't tell Luce
about the beef.
330
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,920
Uh, and also don't tell Luce
about the beef.
331
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,120
She wanted the recipe.
332
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,400
I had to call the caterer.
333
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,720
It was a whole thing.
Sure.
334
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,480
I'm thinking
of getting a tattoo,
335
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,080
so call me
and talk me out of that.
336
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,160
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
337
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,200
Ev!
338
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,360
Oh, hi.
339
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,640
You smoke now?
340
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:31,160
(LAUGHS) Who smokes in 2012?
341
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,840
We do.
342
00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,200
Oh, OK.
343
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,040
Hey, I'm enjoying the blog.
344
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:37,320
It's cute.
345
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,160
Peter, introduction.
346
00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:40,400
You two haven't met?
347
00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,280
I replaced her, silly.
Yes.
348
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,120
Evelyn, Sophie.
349
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,960
I have read your magazine
since I was a little girl.
350
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:49,360
You're the reason I got into
publishing in the first place.
351
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,120
Well, it's lovely to meet you,
finally.
352
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:54,400
Let's have lunch next week,
and, uh, lose the fag, yeah?
353
00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,280
You can't say that word anymore.
354
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,400
Really?
355
00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,280
(LAUGHS) Oh, Peter!
356
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:06,560
Wow.
357
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,520
They're definitely fucking.
358
00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,760
What a power imbalance.
359
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,000
Yuck.
360
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,080
Maybe she's good at her job.
361
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,360
(LAUGHS)
362
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:22,200
Maybe you're a better feminist
than me.
363
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,040
Sounds like it.
364
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,640
Well, no, you're wrong,
365
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,280
because
I'm a feminist publisher.
366
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:32,200
Hmm.
I'm for women.
367
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:33,520
All of them.
368
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,680
I'm for all women.
369
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,640
This is disgusting.
370
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,520
(CLEARS THROAT)
371
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:50,160
(PHONE RINGS)
372
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,000
Hi.
373
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,240
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
374
00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:55,600
Back tattoo?
375
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:56,960
I'm gonna need more details.
376
00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,640
The whole back
or just the shoulder?
377
00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,000
And I also dreamt last night
378
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,560
And I also dreamt last night
379
00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,680
that my cousin's baby girl
has a huge penis.
380
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,160
What's wrong with me?
(LAUGHS)
381
00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,000
It's so messed up.
382
00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:09,680
Which cousin? Brooke?
383
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:10,400
No, Laura.
384
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,280
Flaccid or erect?
385
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,280
Sorry, not you.
386
00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:14,680
Don't answer that.
387
00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,800
I haven't got time
for dream analysis.
388
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:19,760
Opal says dreams are the
royal road to the unconscious.
389
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,440
Actually, that was Freud.
390
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,720
Speaking of,
have you called your therapist?
391
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,280
(SCOFFS) I don't need
a therapist, Luce.
392
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,200
I've got you.
393
00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,680
Bye-bye.
394
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,480
Penny, any pushback
on the weaning post?
395
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,280
One mum tweeted
that her six-month-old
396
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:40,280
got a baby carrot
lodged up his nose.
397
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,520
Sounds like an idiot.
398
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,280
There's also a Twitter thing
about us
399
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:46,320
saying 'vagina' in Opal's post
on pubic hair positivity.
400
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:47,560
I guess pearl-clutchers
401
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:48,960
don't have pubic hair
on their vaginas.
402
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,440
No, they have it
on their vulvas.
403
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,480
Christine, telephone.
404
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,160
Paul, why is the water off?
405
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,680
Toilet's blocked. One of us
has been flushing tampons.
406
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,320
Do you know it takes months
to decompose?
407
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,000
It's like flushing 40 plastic
straws inside a plastic bag.
408
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,200
It's like flushing 40 plastic
straws inside a plastic bag.
409
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,200
Yeah, it wasn't me.
410
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:04,880
Evelyn, do we need to have
a little chat
411
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,640
about how the plumbing works
again?
412
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:07,840
Huh?
413
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,440
There's no bin in there.
414
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,160
What am I supposed to do
with it? Eat it?
415
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,840
Wrap it in paper,
take it to the bin outside,
416
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:16,640
like we all do.
417
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,320
(SCOFFS)
Like you all do.
418
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,520
I'll unblock it myself.
419
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,000
That was The Daily Convo.
420
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,320
They want you on today.
421
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,960
Oh, they want...
Oh, they want me?
422
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,520
Yeah. Well, someone pulled out,
I think.
423
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,600
Um, that politician...
Whatever.
424
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,640
Well, that's good.
They're finally taking notice
of what we're trying to do here.
425
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,080
Try and talk about
the decline of print.
426
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,040
But don't use that octopus
analogy again, whatever you do.
427
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,560
Opal!
428
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:41,360
OK, we have to take down
Opal's prairie dress tirade.
429
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:42,640
What?
430
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:43,960
First the smoky eye feature
431
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,600
during bushfire season,
now this.
432
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,320
You guys actually covered
bushfire season?
433
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,480
What's going on?
434
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,840
Guess what Brand Apparel's
number one style for summer is?
435
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:53,160
We're about to lose
our only fashion client
436
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,680
because of a rude rant.
437
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,560
Women dressed up as milkmaids?
438
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:57,840
It's satire!
439
00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,000
You want me to wear this on TV?
440
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,120
I hate it.
441
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,360
You look like
a beautiful sister wife.
442
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,160
I stand by what I said.
443
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,560
But maybe with a pair of Docs
it could work.
444
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,760
I actually like prairie dresses.
445
00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:11,520
JEET: Thank God for women
with big boobs.
446
00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:13,400
Exactly!
Fine, yeah, get it off.
447
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,400
Jeet, you're coming with me.
448
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:16,800
What about the oil spill?
449
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,120
It's not going anywhere.
450
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,640
That
thing will be there for months.
451
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,400
Take this,
quiz her on everything.
452
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:22,599
And don't fuck it up.
453
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:25,960
(DRAMATIC THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
454
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:29,200
MAN: And here we go.
And action.
455
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:33,120
Now we're joined by
magazine queen Evelyn Jones.
456
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,240
Welcome.
457
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,400
Hi.
458
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:36,760
I'm a web queen now.
459
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,400
Oh, like a hairy spider.
460
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,680
Tell me more.
461
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:43,000
Well, it's called evelife.com
462
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:46,920
and we're a female focused
news and lifestyle website.
463
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,320
Huh.
464
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,720
Now, I'm old school.
465
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,640
I like to hold a newspaper
in my hands.
466
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,680
You tell me, what is the appeal
of this online thing?
467
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:57,840
Well, I love it
because it's fast and immediate.
468
00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,000
I feel like I'm connecting
with my readers
469
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,440
I feel like I'm connecting
with my readers
470
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,000
for the very first time.
471
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,640
And I don't have to wait a whole
month for the complaint letters.
472
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,240
(BOTH LAUGH)
473
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:09,240
Also, Giles, you can hold
an iPad in your hands,
474
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,440
like a newspaper.
475
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,280
While I'm sitting on the toilet?
476
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,200
Sure.
477
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:19,280
Just to clarify, this website,
it's just for women?
478
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,480
Oh, no.
479
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,560
No?
480
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,440
I think stories
on reproductive issues,
481
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,560
the female orgasm
and domestic violence
482
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:26,560
concern men.
483
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:28,280
Don't you?
Definitely.
484
00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:30,360
And we're just telling them
from a female perspective.
485
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:31,240
Right.
486
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,480
Luce, Mr Leo
is still losing blood.
487
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,560
What's his BP?
80 over 30.
488
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,480
Now, you are a very successful
career woman
489
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:38,800
but also a wife and a mother.
490
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,640
Now, what is your secret?
491
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,200
I'll be there in five.
492
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,040
Uh, my secret.
493
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,400
What's my secret?
494
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:46,960
Double sinks in the bathroom?
495
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,480
No.
496
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,480
I guess...
497
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,200
..I have
a very supportive partner.
498
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,240
(SCOFFS)
499
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,240
He... he respects my career
500
00:18:56,320 --> 00:19:00,000
and he does his share
of domestic responsibilities.
501
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,160
and he does his share
of domestic responsibilities.
502
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,760
That was
some top-notch bullshit.
503
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:05,520
Now for something more fun.
504
00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,320
Evelyn, come over here.
505
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,880
Have we got her bag?
506
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,520
MAN: Right here.
Excellent.
507
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,880
Now, this is a brand-new segment
508
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,680
where we ask our guests
to reveal
509
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,520
the contents of their handbag.
510
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:16,560
Oh, really?
511
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:17,640
Ready to play?
512
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:18,960
Do I have to?
Got her bag?
513
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,520
Have you seen inside her bag?
514
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,040
Now, may I?
515
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,320
Well, I wasn't... I wasn't
really prepared for this,
516
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,520
because it's just a bit messy.
517
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,360
Ah, it's OK,
we want to get an insight
518
00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:30,520
into the everyday items
that define a woman.
519
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,240
Oh, do we?
Yeah.
520
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:35,320
Well, come on, let's tip it
over, see what's in there.
521
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,120
Oh, are you hiding something,
Evelyn?
522
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,120
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY)
523
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,840
I just really don't want
to play, Giles, OK?
524
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,320
Um, it's... it's just...
Do I have to?
525
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,920
I mean, the segment's called
What's In Your Bag?
526
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,120
So...
what's in your bag, Evelyn?
527
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,200
(LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY)
Last season's lipstick?
528
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:53,600
Yeah.
Mouthwash?
529
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,600
Yeah, all those things,
and some other things too.
530
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,600
Well, it's OK,
don't be a spoilsport.
531
00:19:57,680 --> 00:20:00,000
(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)
(LAUGHS)
532
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,640
(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)
(LAUGHS)
533
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,480
Oh! OK.
534
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:04,520
What have we got in...
535
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,080
What the hell is that?
536
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,080
(LAUGHS)
537
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,640
That's gross.
Oh, fuck.
538
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,840
(GROANS) Yuck.
539
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:23,560
Well, at least
it wasn't a super.
540
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,400
Or a pad.
541
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:30,080
Is this my defining moment?
No.
542
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:35,320
Your words will live on longer
than a silly little TV segment.
543
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,360
I mean, remember those editor's
letters you used to write?
544
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:39,600
They were good.
545
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,720
Did you read them?
Yeah.
546
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:45,320
There's not a lot of sharing
in my family.
547
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,760
And those letters,
they were so personal.
548
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,960
And so funny. And so honest.
549
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:54,680
I mean, you made nipple hairs
way less shameful.
550
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:04,200
Penny told me that you
and your husband have split up.
551
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,800
Penny has the biggest mouth
in the office.
552
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,640
But, yes, that is true.
553
00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:13,920
And I'm fine, by the way.
554
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,960
Why did you lie to Giles
about it?
555
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,640
Certain things
I don't want to share.
556
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,160
Must be really hard.
557
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,280
What's that?
558
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,920
Being a mum.
559
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:47,680
Hey!
Hi.
560
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,640
I've been trying to reach you.
561
00:21:49,720 --> 00:21:51,240
Uh...
562
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:54,160
Addy doesn't want to spend the
night at your place, I'm sorry.
563
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,160
Huh?
564
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,600
We're just about to have dinner.
565
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,360
Addy?
566
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:05,600
Alex!
567
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,640
Oh, hi.
568
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,400
Hi, Mum.
Hi.
569
00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:11,640
Hey, Mum.
570
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,680
Hey, you got your things ready?
571
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,120
Dad's cooking stir fry
572
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,680
and then he's gonna make rice
pudding from the leftover rice.
573
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,520
Well, what if
there's no leftover rice?
574
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,120
Your room is all ready.
575
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,520
It's great.
It's like a nightclub.
576
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,960
Can I come another night, Mum?
577
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,720
Alright, yeah.
578
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,240
That's fine.
579
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,280
Thanks.
580
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,240
I'll come over, Mum.
581
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,000
One sec?
582
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,080
Hey, is that my shirt?
583
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,840
(WISTFUL MUSIC)
584
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,760
Hey. You missed a call.
585
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,760
Who's Robert?
586
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,360
Robert?
587
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:36,880
Who's Robert?
588
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,480
Oh, he's just a friend.
589
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,720
Not a friend friend.
590
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,160
Just... I'll call him back.
591
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,880
Can you give me a hand?
592
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,640
(GRUNTS)
593
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,960
Not bad.
(BOTH LAUGH)
594
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,040
Hey, Mum?
595
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:06,160
Are you sad?
596
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,640
Oh, everyone's a little sad.
597
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,200
Is that why you left Dad?
598
00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,600
Well, we left each other.
599
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:33,920
Truth is,
I wasn't completely happy.
600
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,840
But why weren't you happy?
601
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,560
Oh, darling, it's...
602
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,360
That's...
603
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,480
..difficult to explain.
604
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:51,280
It's not that
I don't love being a mum.
605
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,200
I adore you and Addy.
606
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:58,240
You're my greatest achievements.
607
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:02,400
But it's not enough?
608
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,960
It's not that, it's...
609
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,440
I think I fell out of love.
610
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:18,920
I wanted to be on my own.
611
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:23,280
And... and it...
it wasn't fair to your dad.
612
00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:27,880
Did you have an affair?
613
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:29,560
No.
614
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,240
I just stopped caring a little.
615
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,440
Hey...
616
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,040
..do you remember that time
617
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:48,040
when Dad got really upset at you
618
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:50,440
because you got him
a flat white?
619
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:53,200
And he switched to long blacks,
like, two years before?
620
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:57,080
Oh, yeah. He was really mad.
621
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,360
Well, he's back to flat whites.
622
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,840
Unbelievable!
I know.
623
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,520
(CRACK!)
Oh!
624
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,560
(BOTH LAUGH)
625
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:10,440
I've just been reading over
my old editor's letters.
626
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,920
I...
I can't write like that anymore.
627
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,560
(ON PHONE) Overcoming fear
is something we can work on.
628
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,600
But let's put some boundaries
in place.
629
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,480
I don't normally accept calls
late at night.
630
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,160
Failure.
631
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,240
What if it happens again?
632
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:30,040
You need to stop undermining
your own goals.
633
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:31,280
We can work on that.
634
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,120
You need to meet my mother.
635
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,960
That's not a bad idea.
636
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,000
I'll see you this week?
Yeah.
637
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:40,040
Thanks, Robert.
Sorry for calling so late.
638
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,040
(PENSIVE MUSIC)
639
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
640
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,440
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
641
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:59,240
SONG: ♪ Welcome to my island
642
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:00,000
♪ See the palm trees
wave in the wind
643
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,040
♪ See the palm trees
wave in the wind
644
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:07,400
♪ Welcome to my island
645
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:12,040
♪ Hope you like me,
you ain't leaving
646
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:15,440
♪ Welcome to my island
647
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:20,040
♪ See the palm trees
wave in the wind
648
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:23,400
♪ Welcome to my island
649
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,800
♪ Hope you like me,
you ain't leaving
650
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:35,760
♪ Desire, I wanna turn into you
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey
651
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:42,840
♪ Desire, I wanna turn into you
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey
652
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:51,160
♪ Float on the ocean blue
653
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,560
♪ I am
my father's daughter in the end
654
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,000
♪ He says, "Watch your ego,
watch your head, girl
655
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,640
♪ "You're so smart, so talented
656
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:08,680
♪ "But now
the water's turning red
657
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,760
♪ "And it's all your fault,
and it's all your mess
658
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,960
♪ "And you're all alone,
can't go to bed
659
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,760
♪ "Too high on your adrenaline
660
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,040
♪ "You gotta go somewhere
where you can't pretend
661
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,120
♪ "Go forget the rules
662
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,240
♪ "Forget your friends
663
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,120
♪ "Just you and your reflection
664
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,120
♪ "'Cause nothing's
gonna be the same again
665
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:26,000
♪ "No, nothing's
gonna be the same again". ♪
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