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Hotcha!
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Another penny closer to retirement.
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Hey, Bundy, car broken down again?
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Nobody will give you a ride, huh?
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Maybe I should have called your wife.
She always gives everybody a ride.
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- Hey, Jim.
- Hey, Bundy.
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Did the new copy of
Girls With Big 'Uns come in yet?
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Yeah, I just think I'll...
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...look before I purchase if...
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There you go, just...
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I'll buy it tomorrow, Jim.
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- Sign this petition and save the trees.
- Who cares?
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Sign this petition to save the world
from nuclear holocaust.
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- Who cares?
- They're gonna raise beer tax two cents.
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Oh, my God!
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This has to be stopped.
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Let us give you a beer
and tell you about it.
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Why ask why?
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Oh, wait, would you like to watch
our movie, The Story of Beer?
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God, would I.
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Beer.
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And even for people like you...
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...Election Day is very important.
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So I'm hoping you'll put up these
campaign signs outside your home.
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That is a wonderful idea, Marcie.
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This one could cover the bird doody
on the front of the house.
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Oh, and this is a pretty one.
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We could put this on the porch
where the plaster's coming away.
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You know, where Al likes to kick it
before he comes in.
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Wait a minute, Mrs. D'Arcy.
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"Support toxic waste dumps"?
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You'd never vote for this.
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Of course not. I've given you posters
of the issues that I oppose.
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Because if people think
the Bundys are for them...
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...we know the whole neighbourhood
will vote the other way.
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We like to call it "harnessing hate."
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Well, anything short of voting,
we'd be glad to help.
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Peggy, you really should vote.
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This year we can
really make a difference.
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This is the Year of the Woman.
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Everyone I know
is gonna vote for a woman...
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...regardless of her qualifications
or her stance on the issues.
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Right, Jefferson?
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Sure.
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Actually, I wouldn't mind having
a woman as president...
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...especially if it was you, Marcie.
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Because I'd make a great first lady.
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Yep, and I'd have
a big, important issue like...
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...no littering...
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...or nice hair for everyone.
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You know,
national hair-care centres.
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God, how cool.
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Well, I think I could do a lot of good
being in bed with the president.
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And I really believe that
if anybody could...
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...I could make them forget
about Jackie Kennedy.
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And you know I don't mind
prancing it for the voters.
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And then, when you get shot...
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...l'd marry a rich Greek.
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Of course, she'd have to
shave her legs...
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...and under her arms...
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...oh, and her lip.
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Then she'd die, leave me a fortune
and I'd become an editor.
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Well, what are you staring at?
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Like you never thought about
being first lady?
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Honey, shut up and look beautiful.
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I'll sign that bill.
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Hi, Peggy...
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...Bud, Kelly, Jefferson...
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...Bud.
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I just found out
what's wrong with America.
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And I seem to have lost
about three hours of my day.
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Bought this bunch of bananas.
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Kids, take those bananas upstairs...
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...with the tangerines Daddy bought
the last time he got whacked.
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God, I hate to see him like this.
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I know. I don't like
to see him happy either.
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Family, did you know that
along with an election coming up...
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...there's something big going on.
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They're trying to sneak by
a two-cent beer tax.
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Two cents!
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What really gets to me is...
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...that the money they're gonna raise
is gonna go for education.
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Well, I'll be damned
if I'm paying two cents...
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...for some moron
to learn how to read.
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I mean, where's it gonna end?
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I mean, pretty soon
they'll be taxing income.
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Well, Al, it's nice to see you care
about something...
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...besides wondering
whose back is hairier.
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Yours or your dog's.
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Or whose chest is hairier.
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Mine or yours.
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Jefferson, can I depend
on your support?
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Well, I'm sorry, Al,
I don't get a ballot.
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Marcie sends mine out absentee
so she's sure what I'm voting for.
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But I'm gonna be
first lady, you know.
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Give 'em hell.
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Come on, Marcie, you above all people
should be concerned about this tax.
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I mean, after looking at yourself
in the mirror all day, you must drink.
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I do not drink.
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I occasionally imbibe.
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And only wine.
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And then only with a fine meal.
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Or a good cheese.
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Or to enhance sex.
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Or if I'm alone for 15 minutes.
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But luckily, they're not trying
to increase the tax on wine.
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That would be unfair to the rich.
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So wine is free, eh?
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The workingman pays for everything.
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But a few French people and
a couple of guys that don't like girls...
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...they get off for free.
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Peggy, can you talk
some sense into him?
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I'm sorry, Marcie, but I have to agree
with Al, 100 percent.
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You see, if it wasn't for beer,
we probably wouldn't even be married.
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In fact, the only time Al touches me
is when he's had eight to 10 beers.
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Oh, and he's an animal.
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Oh, God, I love it.
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Would you excuse us?
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Oh, Al, you were magnificent!
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Honey, no, you can't
go to sleep now.
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We have company, come on.
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Well, I guess I can't persuade you
on the beer tax...
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...since it brings you so many
seconds of pleasure.
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But this is an important election.
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It's all gonna come down to
just a few votes...
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...so I need to mention
some of the other issues.
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For instance, a tax that will go
towards purifying Chicago's air.
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They want me to pay so that
people like you can breathe fresh air.
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- Peg, write that down.
- Got it.
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"No" on clean air.
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All right.
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Well, would you consider the plight
of the speckled songbird?
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To preserve its melodious tone...
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...we must protect this area
from further development.
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So those little bastards can sit outside
and sing all night and I don't sleep?
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- Peg, write that down.
- "No" to nature. Got it.
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Now, Marcie, how do
these moronic issues...
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...ever even come to the public?
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Well, they're suggested
by your elected officials.
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Your councilmen, your senators,
even your president.
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So it goes right to the top, huh?
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Well, something has to be done.
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Kids, get down here right away.
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I have something
very important to tell you.
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Finally. He's gonna tell me
I'm not really his daughter.
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No, he's gonna tell me
I'm not his son.
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But you look just like him.
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That was pretty low.
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I'm sorry, I went too far.
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I'm really sorry.
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Good luck, I hope you're not his.
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I hope you're not.
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Dad, who's our real father?
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Well, about a thousand
blood tests say it's me.
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Now, kids, the U.S.A.
has been run too long...
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...by people who know the issues.
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People that watch the news on TV,
read books, generally pay attention.
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Well, no more.
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Because now it's time that we
had a say in the future of America.
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Family...
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...the Bundys are gonna
elect a president.
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The polls have been open
across the nation for six hours...
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...but it's now official
that not a single person in America...
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...has yet turned out to vote.
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Not only that, Bob...
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...but I understand that nobody's
even watching our election coverage.
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So I've been told to do
whatever it takes to get you to tune in.
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You won't see that on F Troop, folks.
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Now that I have
your attention, be aware...
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...if any people show up
to vote today...
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...the future of this country
is in their hands.
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Voters coming through.
Make way, make way.
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Voters coming through.
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Family, breathe the democracy.
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This is where it all happens.
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Yes, in a dry cleaner like this,
they elected Washington and Lincoln.
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And at a round table,
where this volunteer sits...
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...they signed
the Declaration of Independence.
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And from the looks of her,
she was probably there to see it.
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Peg, get a picture of me
and Betsy Ross here.
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All right.
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Now, down to business.
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I'm Bundy...
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...AI Bundy...
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...and I'm here to serve my country.
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Then please consider
a minty mouthwash.
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Just give me a ballot, you crone.
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Not there, Mr. Bundy,
that's the bathroom.
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That's all right, ma'am.
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That's where he makes
all his big decisions.
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My name is Bundy...
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...Peggy Bundy.
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And I would strongly advise you
to learn the lesson...
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...that my Uncle Harold
learned the hard way.
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If you're wearing a pacemaker,
do not follow him into the bathroom.
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- What's your name?
- Kelly.
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Oh, you should be in the Ks.
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Oh, thank you.
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- Name?
- Bundy.
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Oh, you should be in the B's.
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Oh, thank you.
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- Your name?
- Kelly.
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Then you should be in the Ks.
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They don't want me over there.
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- Your name, please.
- Bundy, Bud Bundy.
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Is this your first time?
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What, are you kidding?
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Why does everyone look at me
and just assume I'm a virgin?
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Because I'm not.
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Could a virgin tell you the name
and last book read...
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...by every Playboy centrefold
in the last ten years?
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I've been there and back, baby.
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I know the female body
like I know my own hand.
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I mean, the back of my hand.
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"Bud, oh, Bud," they scream.
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Why, once, I even took a girl...
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Sir, I just meant
is this the first time you're voting?
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I guess that's something
I can admit to. Yes, yes it is.
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Tell me, where do I go
and what do I do with it?
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I bet that isn't the first time
you asked that.
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I know what you're doing.
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You're trying to tear me down
because you want me.
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All girls do that.
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I know you're twitching
under your girdle.
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Well, dream on, Methuselah.
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What's your name?
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Oh, honey, it's okay.
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Here, take a ballot.
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Hell, this is Chicago, take two.
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Hey, is it yellow
in everybody's booth?
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Oops, never mind,
just had hair in my eyes.
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Excuse me.
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Sorry, kids, I just have to
ask Daddy a question.
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Hey, woman,
what are you doing in here?
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This is sacred.
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Hey, no, Peg, that's sacred too.
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Take me, Al.
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Right here with the fate
of democracy in your hands.
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And now for the election news.
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Good news for those
who think Americans...
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...no longer care
about the electoral process.
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In the largest turnout
in the last three national elections...
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...a full one half of 1 percent of all
registered v oters actually did v ote.
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Give 'em hell, America.
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Now let's look at some local returns.
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The beer tax passed,
25, 000 to 10, 000.
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And the closest race...
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...the so-called Save the Earth
Clean Air Amendment...
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...passed by a v ote of five to four.
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And now we're gonna hear
from our president-elect...
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...as we tak e you live
to his campaign head...
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Incredible. We lost everything.
253
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Not one single thing
we wanted passed.
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I guess Bundys don't count.
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Or add, nor read.
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- Or get a woman.
- Or a man.
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What a waste of a day.
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It's all Dad's fault.
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I mean, he made us part
of the electrical process.
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Once again we learned
that we mean nothing.
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Well, at least we tried.
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And failed as usual.
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- Kid's right. Give up. We did.
- No, we can't quit.
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- You saying we try again next year?
- No.
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Tell you the truth,
I'm never voting again.
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Like marriage, no matter
who you choose it turns out bad.
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Unless you're rich.
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They get everything they want...
Well, fine.
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Let them have their birds
and their air and their...
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Even their presidents.
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But we cared about beer,
and they took it away from us.
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00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:34,379
Yeah, sure, what do they care if a man
who sells shoes or fixes cars...
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...or totes that barge,
or spears that doody in the park...
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...has to use his whole pay cheque
to buy one beer?
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What do they care?
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They're at their outdoor restaurants
eating their little pizzas...
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...and drinking some fine wine
in a no-smoking section...
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...with their sexy,
skinny second wives...
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...while we're breeding
with peasant stock.
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No offence, Peg.
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One thing I know...
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...we're never going to win
through the system.
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Voting has never been
the American way.
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We didn't get away from
that pansy country England by voting.
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We did it by throwing their
stinking tea in our American harbour.
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And why?
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Because Americans don't like tea.
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We like coffee.
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And Americans don't like wine.
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We like beer.
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- Yeah.
- Ice cold.
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Ice cold, best in a bottle,
but fine anyway you can get it...
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...belching, burping,
wake-up-in-a-pool-of-it beer.
294
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,216
So let's show them
how a beer man votes.
295
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,490
Let's get blitzed
and take it to the streets.
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Let's strike a blow
anywhere they dine alfresco...
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00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:57,369
...anywhere they eat Brie cheese...
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...and anywhere they wear their pants
up high around their waist...
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...in the European way.
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00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,577
The only thing
that Americans understand...
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00:20:06,780 --> 00:20:10,329
...is mindless Tom and Jerry
cartoon-like violence.
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So let's go kick some elite butt.
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Give me beer, or give me death!
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Or both.
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Let's pillage.
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And in the biggest
election-related story...
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00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:54,573
...people are being urged to eat
at home, or at a rib joint.
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00:20:54,780 --> 00:20:59,490
Whatever you do, stay away from any
restaurant that starts with "Chez."
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00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:04,296
Frenchmen, as if they had to be told,
should stay at home.
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An angry mob led by
a balding madman screaming.
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"I sell shoes, damn it,
and I'm stinking drunk"...
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...has run amuck, and they've turned
the streets white with foam.
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Beer forever.
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Oh, that's lovely. Thank you.
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00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:31,131
Anyway, the 2 percent beer tax
that was overwhelmingly v oted in...
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...is being reconsidered
in a special midnight session...
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...of a cowering city council.
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00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:42,417
Well...
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00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:49,690
...it looks like the little man
finally might have won one.
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You know, it's amazing...
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00:21:51,580 --> 00:21:54,890
...I feel more like an American now
than ever before.
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By the way, does anyone know
who was elected president?
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What's the difference?
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But whoever you are...
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...read my lips.
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Don't tax beer.
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