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My birth was
unconventional at best.

My first memory
was waking up in the forest.

Like a newborn baby,
I had no idea

who I was or what
was happening.

My eyes weren't sure
what they were seeing.

Every sight, sound and feeling
was unfamiliar.

Every species is
born with instincts

that ultimately create
a balance with nature.

Every species, except the
one I was born into.

I came across a beast
with two voices.

I was thankful
to have found a companion.

Come on, sweetie.

Freak.

Show's over, kid.
What's your name?

Who are you?

Soon I was taken
to a new place

with fences and
sad faces.

Lori?

Lori?

Are you getting up?

Declan!

Like sometime this year?

Let's all have
breakfast together

for a change. I'm
making pancakes.

I think you slept long enough.

We... We didn't get
to finish what we started.

You need to get out of here.

Later, Trager.

Lou, you're not disturbing me.
What's going on?

I've got someone here
you'll want to meet.

The kid showed up
here this morning

and he's right
up your alley.

In other words, no one
else wants to treat him.

Look, you gotta see
him for yourself.

I'll stop by at
10:00 tomorrow.

Look, this afternoon OK?

I'm on my way.

- It's alive.
- Bite me.

No, thanks.
That's Declan's job.

Shut up, dweeb.

Declan?
What happened to Mike Suby?

Old news. Declan's her
new flavor of the month.

Or of the week,
in Miss Skanky's case.

Knock it off.
So who's this Declan guy?

Just a friend.
He's having a party this week.

- Can I take the car?
- We'll see.

Sorry, guys.
I have to go out for a bit.

- Go out?
- Lou Daniels just called.

- Nicole, it's Sunday.
- It's urgent.

It sounds like a
really special case.

They always do.

Save some pancakes for me, OK?

Yeah, let's roll, man.

For some reason,
the more people I saw,

the more alone I felt.

Yo, let's get some
juice down here.

'Sup? Everyone taking stupid
pills around here? Juice me.

Most of our time
is spent trying

to lessen the
pains of life.

I was about to learn
how to quash hunger.

See something you like, punk?

You're gonna see my fist if
you don't quit eyeballin' me.

Kick his ass, man.

Be cool, Skeeter. He can't
understand a word you say.

He ain't dissin' you, man.

All right.

If he keeps starin' at me,

then I have to kick
his sorry ass.

I had no reason to
fear this person.

But he reminded me
of the snake in the woods

just before it struck.

I was glad
to see a familiar face,

but a pressure below my waist
was bothering me.

Come on, show me what you got.

Come on, put your hands up.
Put 'em up!

You ain't tough, new kid.
Come on, put 'em up!

Come on.

I wanted to learn his game,

but the pain in my belly
was getting more intense.

Hey!

I barely noticed
the discomfort on my face

because, inside me,
something had flipped

and I began to feel wonderful.

Great job, guys.
No rec privileges for a week.

Now get out of here.

Now!

Everybody out!

Hey, Nicole. Thanks for
coming by to see him.

Does "him" have a name?

The paperwork says "John Doe"

- for the time being.
- John Doe.

What's a handsome
boy like that

doing with a
dead man's name?

You know, he kind of reminds
me of my brother, Kyle.

He got all the looks
in the family.

That's perfect. Kyle.

Yeah.

Can't speak a word,
but damned if

he doesn't know
what you're saying.

I'll be outside
if you need me.

Fine.

I wanted to show her where I'd
come from and what I'd seen.

So let me understand.
The boy

has no family
that you know of,

he doesn't communicate
and was found wandering alone.

That's all his folder said.

No AMBER Alerts, no missing
person's report, nothing.

But there is one more thing
you should see.

No belly button.

- They'll never go for this.
- Just a few days.

- Finally. I'm starving.
- Did you get lo mein?

Your mom's got something
to talk to you about.

I have a new patient and where
he's staying isn't safe,

so I'm bringing him here
for a little while.

Some mental patient's
going to live in our house?

He's not a mental patient.
He's

a very sweet,
very special boy.

I know what "special" means.
He'll probably drool.

I have to say I had
thought, I'd hoped,

that you'd both
show compassion.

- You don't know him.
- He can't touch my things.

That's enough.

If your mom says he's coming,
he's coming, and that's final.

This is it.

Home.

Where you'll be staying
for a few days.

At least until I can...

My first thought was
that flat, tiny

people must be
living in the walls.

But then I understood.

Humans grow smaller
as they develop,

and pretty soon I'd
be shrinking myself.

Maybe one day this woman
would hold me too.

The images made
my mind explode

with complex
mathematical formula.

Would you like to play
a game, Kyle? Here.

Lots of kids have tons of fun
with this one.

This is called a mouse. When
you move it, this arrow...

Hello, there. I am a bird.

I fly high into the sky.

Touch the sky
and watch me fly.

Hello.

Did you bring
him home?

He's on the
computer right now.

Do you need me?
It could be a lot to handle.

- Honey, I'll be fine.
- Touch the house.

Getting a little old for
Barney, aren't we, Josh?

When I saw her, I realized
something was horribly wrong.

Humans grow larger over time,
not smaller.

It bothered me.
Wasn't I ever small?

Why didn't you tell me he was
in the house? He saw my boobs.

What did she? Did he just?

I promise, we're fine.

I've got another call.
I've gotta go.

late-breaking news. We'll
go out to that right now.

Our top story,
a teenage girl

washed up on shore
this morning,

having no memory whatsoever
of how she got there.

Fractions, fractions,
all done. Yum, yum.

How much blood? I'm on my way.

Listen, there's
an emergency at

work. I need you
to watch Kyle.

- Sure, Mom.
- I'm serious. Watch him.

I'll be right back.

Hello. Oh, hi, Hilary.

No, Declan hasn't called.

If he's with Jessica he's
probably got the clap by now.

You know me. I felt
weird when Mike Suby

put his hand
down my pants.

'Cause all I could think about
were these warts on his hand.

That could be him. If I don't
click over you'll know why.

Hello.

Oh, hi, Declan.

No, I wasn't talking
to anyone. What's up?

I know!

It was the most beautiful
sound in the world.

It was part mathematics
and part... euphoria.

I felt certain
that whatever this

was was a gift
to the world,

meant to fill all that heard
it with a flood of emotion.

Amanda, I'm home.

It then struck me
that not everyone

could appreciate
this miracle.

The sound increased
my sorrow for

those who could
not hear it.

There was a pounding
in my chest,

my face felt like
it was burning,

and more than anything,
I wanted to disappear.

Oh!

Run, Mom! There's a
psycho in the shower!

It's OK, Josh. It's OK.

This is Kyle, the special boy
I was telling you about.

If he's so special, why did
you stick him in the bathtub?

Nice to meet you, perv.

The reason I am
letting that slide is

because I have a
favor to ask of you.

I would like Kyle
to bunk in your

room for a couple
of nights.

Are you kidding? He's got
bed-wetter written all over.

Well, I'm only asking.

Fine, but you better bust out
the rubber sheets.

Have you seen Lori?
She was supposed to watch him.

Some teacher
called with test

results. Mrs.
Planny-Parenthood.

I was beginning to sense
that my very presence

was turning these people
against each other.

You and I are
gonna have a talk.

Oh, no. Did something
happen to Kyle?

Besides him going
outside by himself?

You can forget about
Declan's party.

Hi, honey.

Is something wrong with Lori?
She seems upset.

She's having a difficult time
understanding responsibility.

Is this the?

Kyle, this is my
husband, Stephen.

- Honey, this is Kyle.
- Hello, Kyle.

I'm happy to make
your acquaintance.

Can he understand
a single thing?

I don't think so.

At least he doesn't
look dangerous.

Watch it, watch it!

It's hot. Hot.

This being was clearly
a superior communicator.

I somehow understood
everything it said

and wondered why others chose
to speak so ineffectively.

You know, this
neighborhood

isn't zoned for
halfway houses.

- Good evening, by the way.
- Excuse me?

One of your challenged cases
broke into my...

He didn't break in, Mom.

broke into my house
this afternoon

and snuck up on Amanda
while she was alone.

Who knows what
could have

happened if I
hadn't come home.

I'm so sorry, Carol.

Lori was responsible for
watching Kyle this afternoon.

Nicole, I would hate to make
this into a police matter...

Come along, Amanda.

I'll see you later.

It's not fair, Dad.
I was in the next room.

I didn't leave him alone
with Michael Jackson.

There are over 800,000 words
in the English language.

The eyes speak
a more precise

code through their
narrowing...

We're not running
a retard farm.

Josh.

brow arches, dilations,

blinking or the
asymmetrical

closure which I
hadn't deciphered.

Don't you think this
is getting out of hand?

Cool it. What did
we say about giving

your mom latitude
for a couple days?

I was suffering from thirst,

but my language skills
were relatively primitive,

so I relied on phrases
I'd memorized.

Yo! Let's get some
juice down here!

'Sup? Everyone takin'
stupid pills around here?

Juice me.

Oh, man, sweet. He's like the
Indian from Cuckoo's Nest.

Wait. Did he just learn
to talk in one day?

No. Lori, that's impossible.

- Right, honey?
- Can you understand me, Kyle?

- Go on, do it again.
- Mom!

Is that how you talk to a dog?
"Go on, do it again"?

Watch this. Kyle, speak.

I felt weird when Mike Suby
put his hand down my pants,

'cause all I could think about
were these warts on his hand.

It's amazing.

Autism typically
involves mimicry, but

Kyle isn't emotionally
withdrawn.

His behaviors aren't fixated.

Can he understand us or not?

I can't say. I've never dealt
with anyone like him before.

Suby. Nice one!

I can't wait
to test him.

Why haven't the
police found anything?

Somebody has to be
missing this kid.

So far no one's
filed a report.

The whole thing is
really strange.

Even stranger, he doesn't
have a belly button.

No belly button.
I saw for myself.

Kyle's stomach is
totally smooth.

- How could that be?
- He's extraordinary.

Nicole, you said
just a few days.

Well, I'm not sending him back
to that facility.

You are so wrapped
up in this kid.

He can't stay
here indefinitely.

I know.

Social Services
promised to find

a safe spot for
him by Monday.

- Monday.
- Monday.

Come on, boys,
let's get to work.

Slow down, Rain Man.

I haven't finished
grading the last one.

You're kidding.
That was an hour test.

How long did it take
him, five minutes?

Yeah. And he got
them all right!

What is this kid, seriously?

Freaky, man.

Hello. Dr. Fields, please.

Try not to move, Kyle.

Damn. When's the last time
you had this calibrated?

- I go away for a week...
- I ran two MRls this morning.

You blind? Look,
it's a mess.

What is it?

The equipment's on the fritz.
See this red area here?

That's the active
part of the brain.

Yeah. So?

You and I use maybe
seven percent

of our brains at
any given time.

Einstein used nine
percent of his

brain. Rupert here
uses two percent.

It means he's
a super-genius?

It means
mechanical failure.

- Come back another time.
- What if the machine's right?

Hypothetically
speaking, with this

type of neural
hyperactivity,

he'd be prone to all sorts
of seizures, strokes, tumors.

Tumors.

It's been a busy day,
kiddo?

Good night, Kyle.
Sweet dreams.

Hey, dude. You're not gonna
wig out on me, right?

I mean, if something weird
starts to happen,

like you foam at the mouth,

don't do it here.
Go get my mom.

Damn, I miss Charlotte.

Charlotte's Miss Playpen,
dude. The magazine?

My mom hid her.

Where?

I don't know, my brother.

I know not.

Here. You're gonna need that.

- What's wrong?
- First drink, then talk.

Hi! Hi, Harry!

An ancient ceremony
was underway

involving spastic
gyrations.

The heat made me sweat and I
needed something to drink.

- Who's that?
- I don't know, but he's cute.

So spill it already.

I hope you weren't too set
on hooking up with Declan.

Hey, beer bong!

Maybe I don't want
to know after all.

Yeah.

Then I wouldn't go in there.

Chug, chug, chug!

Chug, chug, chug!

At the children's
home, the other

captives referred
to a strange place.

I finally realized I'd
arrived... in hell.

The appearance of
an unknown enemy

had begun to
agitate the group.

Party's over!

Hold it right there.

Nobody move!

I dropped my phone.

- Relax.
- I didn't do anything.

Tell the judge that.

What happened?

Snap!
Did you see that?

He's gonna
cut himself.

He just walked
into a window!

Get back here.

Leave her alone!

- Leave her alone.
- She didn't do anything!

Cool it, kid. You're fried.

I remembered how the snake
had tried to frighten me.

Oh!

Oh.

I hoped this
creature would have

as much sense
as the snake.

Go home. Go home!

I am... leaking.

God. What happened to you?

I don't know, Mom.
There's no blood on any doors,

and the windows ain't broken.

That's OK.
We'll figure it out tomorrow.

The images reminded me I had
no memory of ever being small.

What...

am I?

Well, Kyle,

that's a difficult
question to answer.

You're a boy.

A special boy, and...

boys are human beings.

Even with years of
historical research,

the more humans try
to define themselves,

the more they drown
in their own confusion.

evolutionist point of view.

You... know not.

Now this one.

It will help you detox.

Forget it. One
more sip and this

place becomes a
barfatorium.

Focus on something else.

Like, say, your knight
in shining armor.

- What?
- Don't give me that.

The guy who saved
your ass last night.

The guy with all the
Jackie Chan moves.

The guy who carried you home.

Oh, my God.

Kyle. I thought I dreamt that.

So does your dream
have digits?

Yeah, mine.

Remember that short-bus kid
I told you about?

Hi, babe.

Apparently, not all forms
of greetings are appropriate.

You scared me.

What is scared?

Oh. Scared...

is fear.

Like...

I get scared.

What? What are you scared of?

Everything.

I don't know what...

Kyle, I can't imagine

how strange and scary

the world must feel
to you right now.

But it will get better.

I swear.

Help me...

Mom.

I'm gonna take
care of you, Kyle.

I promise.

Hey. I can't believe I offered
to fix their computer.

Their hard drive's fried
and photos are on it.

I think Tim's mug scared it.

You'll figure it out.
You always do.

Yeah.

- Stephen?
- Yeah?

I can't do it.
I can't send Kyle away.

- Nicole.
- Not the way he is now.

We talked about this.
We agreed.

He's just so vulnerable.

And even the best
facilities can't

give Kyle enough
care and attention.

Are you gonna
drop your other cases?

You're already
consumed by your work.

Now you want to treat
patients at home?

Just this one.
There's something

remarkable about him.

I feel for the kid.
You know I do.

But we have enough going on
with our own kids.

Our own family.

Just until we
figure out who he is,

- and where he belongs.
- But we may never know.

I know it's asking a lot.

Yeah. Too much.

Check with Lou Daniels.

Maybe Social Services
has something good for him.

I can't seem to find his file.

I've got nothing for
him, Nicole. I'm sorry.

Thank you, Lou.

Come on, now. Where are you?

Don't touch that.

Those are for killing rats.

Rats are your enemy.

No, but when they
start paying rent,

they can put down
people traps.

No, Kyle, we don't want them
in the house.

So you kill them?

Yeah.

I guess.

There it is!

Man.

Damn it!

Whereas verbal
communication was

so random and
contradictory,

this language was a
logical math-based

shorthand that
made perfect...

Oh, come on.

That's it.

That's the one.

How did you?

You find this?

- Why'd you do that?
- You said you missed her.

Take a shot.

Shoot some hoops?

All right. Let me show you.

Now you.

Nice!

Nice!

OK. Kyle's gonna
be down in a sec.

Look, I have a favor
to ask each of you.

Before you all jump
down my throat,

I'd like you to
think about it.

I was thinking...

I was hoping that you
wouldn't mind if

Kyle stayed with
us a while longer.