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♪♪
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Do you have a little time
for saving the planet?
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No, I don't! No, I don't!
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But you have time to hide in a bush?
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It's important to me,
so I make the time.
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Pardon me, do you want clean air?
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- [HORN HONKS]
- We're not asking for anything!
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Just handing out information!
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WOMAN:
That's not a risk I'm willing to take!
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Sorry, babe.
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I'm sure we can trick
somebody into taking a flyer.
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We're not trying to trick anybody, Jeff.
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- Really?
- [SIGHS]
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All I'm trying to do is make
the world a better place.
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Beep! Beep! Backing up, backing up!
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- [HORN HONKS]
- Hey, you don't own the roads!
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- Roger?
- Dr. Sunny Sunderson.
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If you or anyone you know is
interested in going solar,
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fill one of these out
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and leave it in that dead
ficus tree on 18th Street.
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I won't let the USPS on my property
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'cause I don't engage with any business
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that produces greenhouse gases.
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I use no fossil fuels!
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"Dr. Sunny Sunderson's SunSuckers."
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Wait, is this one
of your blowjob businesses?
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Dr. Sunny Sunderson's SunSuckers
is one of the cleanest
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and greenest businesses in the world!
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Just loaded up on supplies.
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Seaweed sheet?
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Wait, Roger,
you really own a solar business?
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- Want to come see my shop?
- Might as well.
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- What's the address?
- No.
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You come with me or
you don't come at all.
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- But we have Jeff's van.
- No fossil fuels!
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- [HORN HONKS]
- MAN: Come on, move the tricycle, pal!
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This is a recumbent bike, buddy.
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More like a repugnant bike.
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Oh, yeah? Well, try this on for size.
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[GRUNTS]
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Yeah, you better run...
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Oh, he's not running, he's getting out.
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Everyone on the bike! Let's go!
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♪♪
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪♪
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Who has the TV listings booklet?
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The what?
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The booklet in the Sunday
paper that tells you
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when every show is on so
you can plan out your week,
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decide what days of work to skip.
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- They still make that?
- Why do you need it?
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I thought you had every channel
and every program memorized.
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Because sometimes they change it.
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I thought you said you could anticipate
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changes in programming
even before the networks.
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That is true, I can do that.
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But what's even truer is my
love for antiquated practices
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long after they're deemed useless.
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Greg, Stan Smith from across the street.
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Yes, it has been a good, long while.
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I was wondering if you got
your TV listings booklet
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with your paper today.
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Oh, okay.
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Oh, really?
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He got his today,
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but he didn't get his last week.
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I think we have on our hands
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a TV listings booklet thief.
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Oh, my god, this is serious!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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My SunSuckers perform better
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than any other solar panel on the market
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'cause they don't just capture the sun,
they suck it in.
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This is great.
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I didn't know you had personas who cared
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about the greater good.
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Yeah, they care so I don't have to.
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Hey, Dale, how's the wife?
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She came back!
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Are you installing my
final solar panel today?
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Hey, I gave you my six-month guarantee,
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and then a couple of
four-month guarantees,
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and then my famous 29-month guarantee,
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and I finished only three months late.
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I came up with the
idea for the SunSucker
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while scuba diving out in Mollusk Bay.
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I almost got my face
ripped off by an octopus.
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As it brought me into its siphon,
I thought,
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"What if I could do this to the sun?"
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And suck it in!
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Exactly.
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Now I'm gonna use it
to turn Langley Falls
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completely solar.
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- That's amazing.
- [HORN BLARES]
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[SCREAMING]
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We're good. Everyone's good.
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♪♪
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Built it all myself,
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everything running off SunSuckers,
of course.
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This is a real solar company.
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Of course it's real.
Why wouldn't it be real?
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It's just always so hard for me
to understand what you can do.
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I mean, this looks like a
lifetime's worth of work,
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and yet I know yesterday,
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you spent the whole day as
taco inspector Feliz Nachodad.
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So you do understand.
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Now let me show you the beads.
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My beautiful beads.
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This full tub represents all
the pollution in Langley.
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Each bead is 1,000
tons of carbon dioxide.
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I never do anything to add to this pile.
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And every time I install a solar panel,
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I move one bead to mark my progress.
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That's the fifth unit I've installed
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in the last 2 1/2 years.
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And I'm not stopping
'til I fill the whole thing.
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But it's gonna take you
like 1,000 years to do that.
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Okay?
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And these are all customers
you don't have time to get to?
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I'm going as fast as I can!
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Unless you know a better route
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to recumbent bike cycle into town,
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because that commute alone
takes up 95% of my day.
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Yes! We can use Jeff's van.
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No fossil fuels!
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No, listen,
it would just be in the beginning,
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- and in the long run...
- You're trying to trick me.
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I will not be tricked again!
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I was on the Bell labs
crew that designed
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the first commercial
silicon solar cell in 1954.
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I had big dreams, the kind of dreams
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I would never share with you.
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Like what dreams?
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Like a giant needle to the
sky with a SuperDuperSunSucker
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on top that could power an entire town.
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Hey, I said I wasn't gonna
share my dreams with you.
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Last time somebody promised to help me,
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I was tricked into
accidentally designing
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the F-350 super duty truck
for Ford motor company.
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We're not trying to trick you.
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Really?
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I work alone now, just like the sun.
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But don't you see?
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That's why the sun is so sad.
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Someday I'll find someone
to share this life with.
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Why can't you see me?
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The world doesn't have time
to wait for Roger to save it.
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If we create a tiny bit of pollution now
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to move things along quicker,
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his clean energy could
power all of Langley.
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Pollution, babe?
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Doesn't that betray
his whole philosophy?
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Oh, so you're a philosopher now?
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Well, wrap your big brain around this.
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I happen to know an anonymous customer
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just gifted Dr. Sunderson
a three-night stay
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at the thermal spas in Redbluff.
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Oh, that's nice.
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He'll like that as long
as it's not fossils.
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He hates fossils.
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He's always like, "no fossils, fools!"
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Goodbye, sweet sunflowers.
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I'll be back in nine days.
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His dumb bike!
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It's a three-day ride each way.
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This is it.
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This is my opportunity
to save the earth.
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Jeff, move our office into the trailer.
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WOMAN: Langley Comcast,
how may I help you?
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Yes, I would like phone and Internet
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installed at a business
I definitely own.
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Great!
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The fact that you say you
definitely own the business
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means we can part with all the paperwork
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and send someone there right away.
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Good, because
I definitely own this business.
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Good, because that's why
we said we could help you.
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- ♪♪
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Wish I could stay forever,
but that would cut into
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my 1,000-year plan to turn
Langley Falls completely solar.
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Well, we wouldn't want
to keep you from that.
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I feel like you're being
really rude right now.
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Is this because of
the multiple accidents
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I had in the hot stone room?
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I feel like this is
undoing all the relaxation
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I've accomplished here.
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Now I'm tense like this.
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My whole body's in a knot.
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Oh! Not my b-hole.
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Holly, could you be a dear
and grab a towel?
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It's the stone room all over again.
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Here's the plan.
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This Sunday, TV listings booklet day,
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we will be in positions by 4:30 A.M.
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I'll be in the back of the SUV.
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We'll have Klaus on lookout
at the end of the block.
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Steve, you'll be on Greg's
roof with night-vision goggles.
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Does Greg know that?
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H-He's a gun owner!
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Francine, you'll be
at the living-room window
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running supplies from the house.
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Stan, I'm gonna be sleeping.
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Do you even care to know
what's going on on television?
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I use the guide button, Stan.
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Well, do you care
about the principle of it?
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- No, I do not.
- I care, Stan.
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I care about everything you care about.
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What the hell?
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My name and likeness on a gas guzzler?
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You're back!
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Have you been driving
around town with my face
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all over your dang pollution wagon?
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- Wait, Roger...
- You're making a fraud out of me!
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It's the F-350 super
duty all over again!
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I'm gonna kill myself!
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Looks like your computer crashed.
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[LAUGHS]
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Now that I'm laughing,
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I see there's still
something to live for.
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Listen, we're not tricking you.
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We're helping you.
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Look!
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My beads.
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Since you left, we used
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less than a bead's
worth of fossil fuels.
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[GASPS] The bad bin.
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And while you were gone,
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we installed eight new SunSuckers.
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So many.
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Now, isn't that better?
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It is better.
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Look, we all want the same thing.
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A carnitas burrito from La Blahteca?
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To save the planet by
getting rid of fossil fuels.
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And I believe if we do this,
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we can fill that good bin all the way.
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Okay, we can use
a little bit of fossil fuels.
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Thank you!
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Wow.
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This is...
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really good.
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♪ Let the sunshine ♪
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♪ Let the sunshine in ♪
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♪ The sunshine in ♪
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♪ Let the sunshine ♪
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♪ Let the sunshine in ♪
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♪ The sunshine in ♪
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♪ Let the sunshine ♪
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♪ Oh, let it shine ♪
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♪ Let the sunshine in ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ The sunshine in ♪
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♪ Everybody just sing along ♪
262
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♪ Let the sunshine ♪
263
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Because Dr. Sunderson's SunSuckers
264
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don't just capture the sun,
they suck it in.
265
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So, let us suck you off...
266
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fossil fuels and into solar energy!
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Tonight, we visit
with Dr. Sunny Sunderson
268
00:11:00,377 --> 00:11:01,977
and his SunSuckers
269
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to find out what they're doing
to eliminate fossil fuels.
270
00:11:06,050 --> 00:11:09,184
And as soon as I had the idea,
the octopus just released me,
271
00:11:09,186 --> 00:11:11,920
and I'm working on new
ideas all the time.
272
00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:15,057
This is a model of a
giant water misting system
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that could cool a whole town.
274
00:11:16,661 --> 00:11:19,094
All winter, it sucks in moisture.
275
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Then in the summer,
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the fan blows it all out in a cool mist.
277
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The key is this orifice.
278
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Can you guess where I got the idea?
279
00:11:26,403 --> 00:11:28,671
Uh... cat's butthole?
280
00:11:28,673 --> 00:11:30,873
No! The middle of a starfish.
281
00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:33,676
Oh. And what is this?
282
00:11:33,678 --> 00:11:36,879
That's my life's dream,
and it's almost done.
283
00:11:36,881 --> 00:11:38,347
Come on!
284
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:39,882
How did I not notice this?
285
00:11:39,884 --> 00:11:42,017
I wanted to build it all
the way to the stratosphere,
286
00:11:42,019 --> 00:11:44,086
but Langley's got all
these dumb ordinances.
287
00:11:44,088 --> 00:11:46,021
Turns out you can't
build anything higher
288
00:11:46,023 --> 00:11:48,691
than the sharks nest out of
respect for the bazooka sharks.
289
00:11:48,693 --> 00:11:50,825
- MAN: 'Zooka sharks!
- Hell yeah, buddy!
290
00:11:50,827 --> 00:11:52,094
This is our year!
291
00:11:52,096 --> 00:11:54,629
My money's actually on
the Tampa taserdactyls.
292
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:55,964
They're tough.
293
00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:58,233
Their domestic-violence
record speaks for itself.
294
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Now, Ms. Smith,
Dr. Sunderson was in business for...
295
00:12:02,173 --> 00:12:05,440
years, but it wasn't
until you came on board
296
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that all this happened.
297
00:12:06,777 --> 00:12:07,976
What did you do?
298
00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:09,578
Look, he's the genius.
299
00:12:09,580 --> 00:12:11,714
I just try to keep him organized.
300
00:12:11,716 --> 00:12:13,048
She's being modest.
301
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She taught me that even if it seems like
302
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you're doing something bad,
303
00:12:16,253 --> 00:12:18,253
it's okay as long as it ends
up being more good than bad.
304
00:12:18,255 --> 00:12:19,588
[CHUCKLES]
305
00:12:19,590 --> 00:12:22,057
Just got to keep the beads
moving in the right direction.
306
00:12:22,059 --> 00:12:23,926
I'm sorry, what are the beads?
307
00:12:23,928 --> 00:12:26,128
The beads are everything.
308
00:12:26,130 --> 00:12:28,531
I never did learn what the beads were,
309
00:12:28,533 --> 00:12:29,932
but one thing I did learn,
310
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Dr. Sunderson is on
to something special.
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When we come back, an Amazonian tribe
312
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that's never had contact
with the outside world,
313
00:12:37,274 --> 00:12:41,009
and yet knows every
word to Taylor Swift's
314
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"You need to calm down."
315
00:12:42,813 --> 00:12:44,413
Mm, have you guys had
316
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:47,149
these sour cream and
onion seaweed snacks yet?
317
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I like them.
You can throw 'em way farther.
318
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,019
What's wrong?
319
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:52,955
Langley Gas & Electric
must've seen us on the show.
320
00:12:52,957 --> 00:12:55,690
They're undercutting us
to put us out of business.
321
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,926
They can't, we have 30% of the market.
322
00:12:57,928 --> 00:12:58,961
Had.
323
00:12:58,963 --> 00:13:00,629
We already lost half our customers.
324
00:13:00,631 --> 00:13:02,030
We'll win 'em back.
325
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,166
Langley Gas & Electric are
offering us a lifeline.
326
00:13:04,168 --> 00:13:07,636
They'd raise their prices
again for a minority share
327
00:13:07,638 --> 00:13:09,371
of Dr. Sunderson's SunSuckers.
328
00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:11,640
Never!
329
00:13:11,642 --> 00:13:14,610
Sour cream's got some zip to it.
330
00:13:17,782 --> 00:13:20,249
Steve, you took off
your night-vision goggles.
331
00:13:20,251 --> 00:13:23,185
STEVE: The sun's coming up!
It's stinging my eyes!
332
00:13:23,187 --> 00:13:25,520
Face it, no one's coming
to steal your precious
333
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TV listings thing.
334
00:13:27,124 --> 00:13:29,391
KLAUS: I'll wait all day, Stan.
335
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Alright, fine.
336
00:13:30,661 --> 00:13:32,661
- Abort mission.
- Yes!
337
00:13:32,663 --> 00:13:34,396
We're on the same page, Stan.
338
00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:35,931
Total abortion.
339
00:13:35,933 --> 00:13:37,600
The thief probably didn't strike
340
00:13:37,602 --> 00:13:39,734
because he spotted Steve on the roof.
341
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,403
He probably saw you on the corner.
342
00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:43,338
You were checking Instagram
every two minutes.
343
00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:45,608
Oh, Steve, you want to freakin' "@" me?
344
00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:47,542
But the thief did strike.
345
00:13:47,544 --> 00:13:50,045
We're missing the TV listings booklet.
346
00:13:51,148 --> 00:13:55,217
Oh, you must feel so stupid now, Steve.
347
00:13:56,687 --> 00:13:58,153
Babe, cheer up.
348
00:13:58,155 --> 00:14:00,823
So big business crushed
the little guy again
349
00:14:00,825 --> 00:14:02,825
and you're not gonna be
able to save the world.
350
00:14:02,827 --> 00:14:04,759
Doesn't mean it's the end of the world.
351
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,094
I figured it out!
352
00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:08,563
We can save the business without bowing
353
00:14:08,565 --> 00:14:10,433
to Langley Gas & Electric!
354
00:14:11,732 --> 00:14:12,968
I didn't see this either?
355
00:14:12,970 --> 00:14:14,569
Don't beat yourself up.
356
00:14:14,571 --> 00:14:17,339
There was a Charles Barkley
fathead here until yesterday.
357
00:14:19,910 --> 00:14:24,579
Whoa, this is the nicest
treehouse I've ever been in.
358
00:14:24,581 --> 00:14:25,848
You do the honors.
359
00:14:25,850 --> 00:14:27,449
What is this?
360
00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:28,717
Push it.
361
00:14:28,719 --> 00:14:30,185
[BEEP]
362
00:14:30,187 --> 00:14:34,857
[EXPLOSIONS]
363
00:14:34,859 --> 00:14:37,125
Roger, what have you done?!
364
00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:40,128
We've blown up all the gas stations,
power plants,
365
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,130
and oil refineries in Langley.
366
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,866
I called them in first,
so no one got hurt,
367
00:14:43,868 --> 00:14:46,134
but those power plants are toast.
368
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:49,071
Now Langley will have no
choice but to use our solar.
369
00:14:49,073 --> 00:14:51,006
I know it looks like a lot of pollution,
370
00:14:51,008 --> 00:14:53,275
but in the long run,
it's actually better for the earth,
371
00:14:53,277 --> 00:14:56,045
and you taught me
that's all that matters.
372
00:14:57,459 --> 00:14:58,858
♪♪
373
00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:01,327
Wow, I didn't anticipate these fires
374
00:15:01,329 --> 00:15:03,329
when I blew up those power plants.
375
00:15:03,331 --> 00:15:04,530
At least they're pretty.
376
00:15:04,532 --> 00:15:07,200
Why are they spreading?
377
00:15:07,202 --> 00:15:08,802
They're spreading
because they're burning
378
00:15:08,804 --> 00:15:12,472
back to their source,
the great eastern pipeline.
379
00:15:12,474 --> 00:15:14,408
Roger, what happens
if they hit the pipeline?
380
00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:18,211
That's what we energy
scientists call a big kabloomy.
381
00:15:18,213 --> 00:15:20,146
Yep, if it reaches the pipeline,
382
00:15:20,148 --> 00:15:21,748
all of Langley will be gone.
383
00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:23,216
Except the fires.
384
00:15:23,218 --> 00:15:25,218
Those might end up being
seriously eternal flames.
385
00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:29,155
SIRI:
Playing "Eternal flame" by the Bangles.
386
00:15:29,157 --> 00:15:31,291
I said, "seriously eternal flames,"
387
00:15:31,293 --> 00:15:33,093
not, "Siri, play 'Eternal flames.'"
388
00:15:33,095 --> 00:15:34,628
Sometimes she's so stupid.
389
00:15:34,630 --> 00:15:36,696
You know what...
you know, i-I'm not mad, I'm not mad.
390
00:15:36,698 --> 00:15:38,364
- I like this song.
- Roger!
391
00:15:38,366 --> 00:15:41,301
How long do we have before
the fire hits the pipeline?
392
00:15:41,303 --> 00:15:44,170
Long enough to listen to this
song without being yelled at.
393
00:15:44,172 --> 00:15:45,705
We can't let the town burn!
394
00:15:45,707 --> 00:15:47,707
Because the town is where we live!
395
00:15:47,709 --> 00:15:48,975
♪ Do you feel the same ♪
396
00:15:48,977 --> 00:15:50,376
I hate to harp on this,
397
00:15:50,378 --> 00:15:52,646
but in the end,
this will help our company.
398
00:15:52,648 --> 00:15:54,514
We're the only game in town.
399
00:15:54,516 --> 00:15:57,717
♪ Is this burning ♪
400
00:15:57,719 --> 00:15:59,986
The smoke's blocking the sun!
401
00:15:59,988 --> 00:16:01,587
[FLAMES CRACKLING]
402
00:16:01,589 --> 00:16:03,123
That's no good.
403
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:05,459
The sun's like our number-one
source of solar energy.
404
00:16:05,461 --> 00:16:06,726
Let's just think.
405
00:16:06,728 --> 00:16:08,394
How can we put out those fires?
406
00:16:08,396 --> 00:16:12,198
Okay, time to put every
last bit of my mental energy
407
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,734
into saving the...
Oh, my god, I love this part.
408
00:16:14,736 --> 00:16:16,736
♪ Say my name ♪
409
00:16:16,738 --> 00:16:19,539
♪ Sun shines through the rain ♪
410
00:16:19,541 --> 00:16:20,807
♪ A whole life ♪
411
00:16:20,809 --> 00:16:24,344
[SIREN WAILS]
412
00:16:24,346 --> 00:16:27,147
♪♪
413
00:16:27,149 --> 00:16:30,616
End of days is here again, bitches!
414
00:16:30,618 --> 00:16:31,885
What is happening?!
415
00:16:31,887 --> 00:16:34,688
Attention viewers, the world is ending!
416
00:16:34,690 --> 00:16:39,425
I'm reporting news like this
because there is no TV anymore.
417
00:16:39,427 --> 00:16:40,626
No TV?
418
00:16:40,628 --> 00:16:43,163
But what about the TV listings
booklets every Sunday?
419
00:16:43,165 --> 00:16:45,499
Kiss 'em goodbye, baby!
420
00:16:45,501 --> 00:16:48,101
Nooooo!
421
00:16:48,103 --> 00:16:51,771
Noooo!
422
00:16:51,773 --> 00:16:54,908
♪♪
423
00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:57,043
Maybe if I just start saying words,
424
00:16:57,045 --> 00:16:58,578
something will click.
425
00:16:58,580 --> 00:16:59,779
Yodel.
426
00:16:59,781 --> 00:17:00,980
Marble.
427
00:17:00,982 --> 00:17:03,649
- Chartreuse.
- Stop.
428
00:17:03,651 --> 00:17:06,520
Face it, this is a giant disaster.
429
00:17:06,522 --> 00:17:08,322
Giant! That's it!
430
00:17:08,324 --> 00:17:10,056
My giant misters!
431
00:17:10,058 --> 00:17:11,925
They've been storing
moisture all winter.
432
00:17:11,927 --> 00:17:13,326
They can blow out the fires!
433
00:17:13,328 --> 00:17:15,195
But all you have is a model.
434
00:17:15,197 --> 00:17:17,663
But what do you think
the model was based on?
435
00:17:17,665 --> 00:17:19,799
The real thing.
436
00:17:19,801 --> 00:17:22,068
[FLAMES CRACKLING]
437
00:17:22,070 --> 00:17:24,204
Man, I'm missing everything.
438
00:17:24,206 --> 00:17:26,406
It's hooked up to my
SuperDuperSunSucker.
439
00:17:26,408 --> 00:17:27,807
We just need to power it up.
440
00:17:27,809 --> 00:17:29,609
But the sunlight isn't hitting it.
441
00:17:29,611 --> 00:17:30,944
Oh, no?
442
00:17:30,946 --> 00:17:32,946
Well, don't tell Sheri at City Planning,
443
00:17:32,948 --> 00:17:36,216
but I built this tower
with a telescoping shaft.
444
00:17:36,218 --> 00:17:38,284
But how are you gonna
get the solar panel
445
00:17:38,286 --> 00:17:41,087
above the clouds with no electricity?
446
00:17:41,089 --> 00:17:43,557
With good old-fashioned leg-tricity.
447
00:17:43,559 --> 00:17:53,499
♪♪
448
00:17:53,501 --> 00:17:57,003
♪♪
449
00:17:57,097 --> 00:17:59,505
This is crazy high!
450
00:17:59,507 --> 00:18:02,042
♪♪
451
00:18:02,044 --> 00:18:04,578
Jeff, activate the misters.
452
00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:12,118
♪♪
453
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,853
It's working!
454
00:18:13,855 --> 00:18:15,589
[CRASH]
455
00:18:15,591 --> 00:18:17,524
What the hell?
456
00:18:22,397 --> 00:18:25,064
Something's stuck on the spire!
457
00:18:25,066 --> 00:18:29,269
♪♪
458
00:18:29,327 --> 00:18:32,739
Holy cow!
459
00:18:32,741 --> 00:18:35,208
It was a Telemundo satellite!
460
00:18:35,210 --> 00:18:38,411
I was practically raised
on "Sabado Gigante."
461
00:18:38,413 --> 00:18:41,081
Telemundo rules, Univision drools!
462
00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:42,816
The satellite is blocking the sun
463
00:18:42,818 --> 00:18:44,951
from hitting the SuperDuperSunSucker!
464
00:18:44,953 --> 00:18:47,988
Maybe if we move the
SuperDuperSunSucker.
465
00:18:48,824 --> 00:18:52,326
[GRUNTING]
466
00:18:59,253 --> 00:19:00,900
Roger, stop!
467
00:19:00,902 --> 00:19:02,702
But this is all my fault.
468
00:19:02,704 --> 00:19:04,971
No. I did this.
469
00:19:04,973 --> 00:19:06,906
You were helping the earth.
470
00:19:06,908 --> 00:19:08,708
It wasn't much, but it was something.
471
00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:11,377
And then I came along and
tried to make a big difference,
472
00:19:11,379 --> 00:19:13,779
and now all of Langley
is burning to the ground.
473
00:19:13,781 --> 00:19:16,783
You're optimistic enough
to try to do big things.
474
00:19:16,785 --> 00:19:18,318
That's not a problem.
475
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,920
- I'm the one with the problem.
- What's that?
476
00:19:20,922 --> 00:19:22,789
I'm [BLEEP] loco, ese.
477
00:19:24,088 --> 00:19:27,327
The sun! We're back in business!
478
00:19:27,329 --> 00:19:29,463
Roger!
479
00:19:29,465 --> 00:19:30,930
It's okay, sun's hitting it.
480
00:19:30,932 --> 00:19:32,933
We're good, everyone's good.
481
00:19:33,869 --> 00:19:43,809
♪♪
482
00:19:43,811 --> 00:19:45,011
♪♪
483
00:19:45,013 --> 00:19:46,412
It's working!
484
00:19:46,414 --> 00:19:49,015
The misters are extinguishing the fires!
485
00:19:49,017 --> 00:19:51,318
I guess I could've just thrown this.
486
00:19:55,757 --> 00:19:58,158
♪♪
487
00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:59,959
So you guys didn't even get in trouble
488
00:19:59,961 --> 00:20:01,427
for all the damage you did?
489
00:20:01,429 --> 00:20:03,963
Oh, no, Langley Gas & Electric
totally bailed us out.
490
00:20:03,965 --> 00:20:06,966
I just had to give them my
character's science stuff.
491
00:20:06,968 --> 00:20:08,301
I had fun saving the world.
492
00:20:08,303 --> 00:20:10,103
Jeff, we didn't save the world.
493
00:20:10,105 --> 00:20:12,638
We realized a vision of
what the world could be
494
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:13,640
and squandered it.
495
00:20:13,641 --> 00:20:16,843
If anything,
we set clean energy back decades.
496
00:20:16,845 --> 00:20:18,178
Well, I had fun.
497
00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:19,779
Hey, we didn't get any closure
498
00:20:19,781 --> 00:20:22,716
on who was stealing our
TV listings booklets.
499
00:20:22,718 --> 00:20:24,117
Ugh, I'm so over that.
500
00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:27,521
You know, honestly,
I'm just happy everyone's safe.
501
00:20:27,523 --> 00:20:29,423
Well, I'm gonna go take a dump.
502
00:20:31,126 --> 00:20:34,161
You sly little devil.
503
00:20:34,996 --> 00:20:38,798
♪♪
504
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,133
That's right.
505
00:20:40,135 --> 00:20:42,468
It was your boy Stan the whole time.
506
00:20:42,470 --> 00:20:44,470
I've been stealing these from myself
507
00:20:44,472 --> 00:20:46,005
and my neighbors for years.
508
00:20:46,007 --> 00:20:47,207
Why?
509
00:20:47,209 --> 00:20:49,343
The better question is...
510
00:20:49,345 --> 00:20:50,944
Who?
511
00:20:50,946 --> 00:20:53,947
Who am I talking to right now?
512
00:20:53,949 --> 00:20:56,750
What is happening?
513
00:20:56,752 --> 00:20:58,618
Bye! Have a beautiful time!
514
00:21:00,341 --> 00:21:02,055
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