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Bricks might be hard
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but growin' up is harder.
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Like a super-hard brick.
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[UPBEAT] Thank you!
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[APPLAUSE]
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What's wrong with me?
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I should have put bricks in my story.
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Klaus, relax.
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Your story has nothing
to do with bricks.
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- It's about a brick layer!
- It is?
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Next on stage... Klaus Heisler!
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[APPLAUSE]
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[PERSON SNEEZES]
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When I was 10, all I wanted to be
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was a wall-building guy like my grandpa.
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He would stack these...
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eh, y-you know, they...
they go on each other,
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but never right on top?
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They'd be like this and this
and then here and here...
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Why are you telling stories?
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Mm.
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Eh, t-this is a storytelling event.
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Are you Mother Goose?
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Okay, I'm going to continue.
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Continue boring everyone?
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Eh, n-no one's bored.
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MAN: I'm actually pretty bored.
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Then get the [BLEEP] out!
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Sir, the bathrooms
are located in the back.
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Why are you taking a dump on stage?
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[LAUGHTER]
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Not bored anymore!
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♪♪
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪♪
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Ugh, nothing but junk mail.
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Letter from Francine's mom,
biopsy results,
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cease and desist... Ooh, it came!
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It came! It came!
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Francine, a reply
from the Bazooka Sharks!
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Don't move! I'm headin' your way!
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- Eee!
- What's this now?
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Your father and I wrote a letter
to Bazooka Sharks' management
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outlining our concerns and suggestions
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for the future of the franchise.
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[PANTING] Okay. Moment of truth.
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[WHISPERING] I love you, baby.
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[NORMAL VOICE] "Dear Sharks fans,
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thank you for your
interest in the team."
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Hell yeah! Great start.
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"We appreciate your passion
and continued support,
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and hope for a better
result next season."
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Go on.
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That's... That's it.
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[GLASSES CRUNCH]
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[BIRD CAWS]
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Are you guys okay?
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I know you can go a little
cuckoo over your beloved Sharks.
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[BIRD CAWS]
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Okay. Good.
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Just... checking.
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Good morning, everybody.
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Well, look who it is... Mother Goose.
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Get your cocoa and blankies, everyone.
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It's story time.
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Ooh, my blankie's in the dryer!
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Oh, you want a story? Here's one.
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It's about an insignificant
grey douchebag
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who ruins his friend's
storytelling event.
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Roommate's storytelling event.
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Face it, Roger. You're just a hater.
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You have no real talent.
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Sure, you know how to tear down,
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but you can't create.
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Uh, I can create.
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My personas?
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[SCOFFS] Masks.
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- Costumes.
- Wow.
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You don't have the balls to
put yourself out there like me,
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to risk ridicule contributing
something meaningful
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to the world.
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[WHISPERING] This is a brutal takedown.
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Deep down, you are a coward.
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[GLASS SHATTERING]
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Wha... Y-Y... Y...
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Th... That's not...
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Guys?
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Room for one more?
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♪♪
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This letter sucked.
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It didn't address a
single one of our points.
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And we had a lot of good ones.
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It's like they're obsessed
with the forward pass.
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Why? It's so risky.
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Whatever happened to
establishing the run?
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To smashmouth football?
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To ground and pound, baby!
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I'll tell you what happened...
analytics.
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Moneyball. Nerds.
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[SPITS] We don't need eggheads.
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We need leatherheads, Stan.
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I know that, my queen,
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but the bean counters runnin'
the show don't.
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Well, maybe we need
to make them understand.
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Ground and pound them.
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Oh, yeah! Let's smash 'em!
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Yeah! Kill 'em?
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No. Smash their corporate offices.
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Okay!
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How?
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My friend Nerfer's got an
armor-plated bulldozer!
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- Oh...
- Oh, yeah!
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...yeaaaaaaaa-agh!
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It's been a while
since we've done this, Klaus...
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watched TV together in total silence.
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It's nice.
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Klaus, about yesterday...
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No, let me go first.
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You were a huge dick at my reading,
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but I was very hard on you.
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- It's okay.
- No, no, please.
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I owe you an apology.
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But I'm only going to give
you the apologetic tone..
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because I'm not sorry.
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Thank you for the tone.
It's more than I deserve.
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I thought about it, and you were right.
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You have the courage to
put yourself out there
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in a way I never do.
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- Here.
- W-What is it?
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Ugh! It's me putting myself out there.
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Just open it. God!
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[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
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It's... beautiful.
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- Steve, look.
- It is good.
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But is it better than being
quiet and watching TV?
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I don't know.
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[KILLDOZER RATTLING AND SQUEAKING]
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What's good, my man?
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Oh, say, where can we find
the corporate offices?
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Do you want to do something bad to them?
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With your Killdozer?
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One sec.
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[INDISTINCT WHISPERING]
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- No?
- In that case, here's the address.
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Their offices are in South Dakota.
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Oof. That's a schlep.
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- Big time.
- You wanna call off the rampage?
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Does this answer your question?!
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Killdozer rampage still on!
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Yea-ha-ha! Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
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[ALL CHEERING]
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Yeah!
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♪♪
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R-Roger?
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ROGER: In the back!
Through my secret door!
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Wow. What is this place?
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In the '40s, it was a button factory.
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Now? My art studio.
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You made this?
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I had no idea. You're an artist.
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Well, I don't know about "artist."
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I'm... I'm just dabblin'.
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- Goofin', really.
- Goofin'?
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I-It's incredible.
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The weathered gills,
the pain in the eyes.
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It's a window to my soul.
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Phew. That's what I was going for.
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Is that a painting of me?
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They're all you, Klaus.
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You are... my muse.
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Oh, shit.
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♪♪
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- Family announcement!
- Family announcement!
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- Where is everyone?
- I don't know.
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Something about establishing the run.
What's up?
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Roger's an artist, and I'm his muse!
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- Oh. Mazel tov.
- [SIGHS]
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Well, the important thing is
the world needs to see your art.
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You're doing a gallery opening.
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Ha! As if.
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Who'd be interested in my
silly little scribbles?
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Prolly no one.
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I sold all my art!
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A toast... to everyone who made
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my first gallery opening a success.
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Of course, Hovek... beautiful Hovek...
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for providing such a dynamic space.
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Carl, a man I met just moments ago...
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Um, hello?
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Aren't you gonna mention your muse?
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Klaus, zip it.
Go back to the muse table.
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Um, there's no muse table.
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What? But artists need to quaff wine
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and belly laugh together,
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far from the din of
their simpering muses.
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- Have one set up.
- Me?
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- Just get it done!
- [GLASS SHATTERING]
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[LAUGHTER]
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Look at him,
sucking the marrow out of life.
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And I'm sitting here like a schmuck.
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Why would he treat me like this?
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Oh, listen to you.
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Isn't it enough to be a
part of something artistic,
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something meaningful?
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Wow. You're right.
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I should be thanking Roger...
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ROGER: Hey!
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Why am I hearing the muse table?
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I'm trying to tell a
ribald anecdote over here!
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Sorry. [CHUCKLES] Now,
how far did I get?
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We got the priest,
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we got the urinating
up and down the back,
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we got my great joke...
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"Christening? More like pissening."
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[CHUCKLES] Maybe that's it.
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Maybe that's the whole thing.
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Another home-run story in the books.
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[HORNS HONKING]
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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We are rampagin'.
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Hayley, toss me another 5-hour Energy.
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My rage is dipping.
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Maybe it would help if
I read the letter again?
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- Yes.
- Great idea.
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- "Dear Sharks fans..."
- Ooh!
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Those motherfu...
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We must rise and attack the day,
my friend.
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The world wants our art.
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You're the dumbest person of all time.
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What? We sold every painting.
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And now I have to come
up with new paintings.
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Uh, Earth to tortured artist.
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It's your muse talking,
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ready to inspire.
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But not ready to cook me breakfast,
apparently.
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I have access to Fig Newtons.
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Fig Newtons are good.
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I forget that sometimes.
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Well, you have a lot on your mind.
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Eh, not really. But let's work.
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Sorry, I just need a sec.
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Hold that pose, though. It's perfect.
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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- KLAUS: What the hell?
- [TIRES SCREECHING]
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[CELLPHONE CHIMES]
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Had to run out and
get some more Newtons.
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BRB. Do not move.
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Ugh! The life of a muse.
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This is [BLEEP] ridiculous.
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What do you think of this dance?
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Ba-da. Ba-da-da-da-ba.
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- Kick the salad.
- Roger!
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BOTH: What the hell are you doing here?!
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What am I doing here?
262
00:10:24,258 --> 00:10:27,393
You kept me in that damn
chair for six hours!
263
00:10:27,395 --> 00:10:30,196
Paramours,
take five while I deal with this guy.
264
00:10:30,932 --> 00:10:32,398
"This guy"?
265
00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:35,535
I'm your muse! Your inspiration!
266
00:10:35,537 --> 00:10:36,802
And what do you do?
267
00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:39,004
You abuse me, treat me like a dog.
268
00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:40,406
We were supposed to work, damn it!
269
00:10:40,408 --> 00:10:42,074
Is this what you want, Klaus?!
270
00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:44,209
[GRUNTING]
271
00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:45,211
Is this what you want?!
272
00:10:45,213 --> 00:10:46,678
It is what I want.
273
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:49,014
That's why I just gave
you all the money.
274
00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,816
Stop yelling at me.
275
00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,551
Uh, sorry! That's my fault.
276
00:10:52,553 --> 00:10:54,620
I made him mad back at the bistro.
277
00:10:54,622 --> 00:10:55,755
Forget about the bistro.
278
00:10:55,757 --> 00:10:59,224
Let's take a beach stroll,
maybe have a beefstro.
279
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:01,160
That's what I call beef stroganoff.
280
00:11:03,431 --> 00:11:06,231
- Seagull.
- Majestic birds.
281
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,634
Not the most majestic, though, Klaus.
282
00:11:08,636 --> 00:11:09,835
I-I wasn't suggesting...
283
00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,572
It's fine. It's fine.
Just... Just be careful.
284
00:11:12,574 --> 00:11:13,705
Eat your stroge.
285
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,441
[SEAGULLS CRYING]
286
00:11:15,443 --> 00:11:18,043
You changed my life, Roger.
287
00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,578
And you, mine, Klaus.
288
00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:22,181
Your brutal takedown
was the nudge I needed
289
00:11:22,183 --> 00:11:24,183
to finally put myself out there.
290
00:11:24,185 --> 00:11:26,986
Your paintings... they move people.
291
00:11:26,988 --> 00:11:28,454
Our paintings.
292
00:11:28,456 --> 00:11:29,655
Thank you.
293
00:11:29,657 --> 00:11:33,325
I'm finally a part of
something meaningful.
294
00:11:33,327 --> 00:11:35,861
You saw the real me.
295
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,196
That I did do.
296
00:11:37,198 --> 00:11:39,264
I guess I feel a little less lonely
297
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:41,266
on this big orb they call Earth.
298
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,135
Who calls it that?
299
00:11:43,137 --> 00:11:44,470
E-Everyone?
300
00:11:44,472 --> 00:11:46,405
Huh. I call it Gaia.
301
00:11:46,407 --> 00:11:49,141
But I'm a special person. An artist.
302
00:11:50,411 --> 00:11:53,078
I-I was hoping we could
also talk process.
303
00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,347
I was thinking maybe
there's a way for me
304
00:11:55,349 --> 00:11:57,683
to feel less like shit
at the end of every day.
305
00:11:57,685 --> 00:12:00,953
There is, and that's actually
why I brought you out here...
306
00:12:00,955 --> 00:12:02,954
to tell you you're fired.
307
00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:04,356
- You're fired.
- What?
308
00:12:04,358 --> 00:12:06,292
- Why?
- Let's go alphabetically.
309
00:12:06,294 --> 00:12:08,160
"A" is for albatross.
310
00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:10,029
You're an albatross around my neck.
311
00:12:10,031 --> 00:12:13,032
"B" is for bore. You bore me.
That's an easy one.
312
00:12:13,034 --> 00:12:14,700
"P" for puke-inducing,
313
00:12:14,702 --> 00:12:17,903
"Q" for quick-to-make-me-barf,
"R" for rascal.
314
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:20,372
Well, that's... that's the one thing
I do like about you.
315
00:12:20,374 --> 00:12:22,108
You're kind of a rascal.
316
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,312
You fired Klaus?!
317
00:12:26,314 --> 00:12:27,647
Yeah, but not for reals.
318
00:12:27,649 --> 00:12:28,980
Just to break his heart.
319
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,182
It's all part of my process.
320
00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:31,383
Your process?
321
00:12:31,385 --> 00:12:33,319
Yeah, I torture Klaus, crush his spirit,
322
00:12:33,321 --> 00:12:35,054
and then paint his sad face.
323
00:12:35,056 --> 00:12:36,322
Rinse, repeat.
324
00:12:36,324 --> 00:12:38,123
How long have you been doing this?
325
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,859
Oh, gosh. Years?
326
00:12:39,861 --> 00:12:41,327
Probably since day one, yeah.
327
00:12:41,329 --> 00:12:44,196
You've been... torturing me?
328
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:47,599
Ruining my life for paintings?!
329
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:50,202
And sculpture and mixed media.
330
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:51,937
Stop motion's on the horizon.
331
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,339
Perhaps a line of puppets?
332
00:12:53,341 --> 00:12:55,074
Why would you do this?
333
00:12:55,076 --> 00:12:57,142
For my art, dummy!
334
00:12:57,144 --> 00:13:00,012
It comes only from pain... your pain.
335
00:13:00,014 --> 00:13:02,313
I can't take this anymore. [SOBS]
336
00:13:02,410 --> 00:13:05,150
I hope I never see you again!
337
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,952
[SOBBING]
338
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,020
Wait, Klaus!
339
00:13:08,022 --> 00:13:10,022
[SNIFFLING] Yes?
340
00:13:10,024 --> 00:13:11,290
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
- Wow.
341
00:13:11,292 --> 00:13:13,625
That's gonna make an amazing puppet.
342
00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,561
[SOBBING]
343
00:13:16,973 --> 00:13:18,973
- _
- ♪♪
344
00:13:19,433 --> 00:13:22,167
Look, no one's saying me
or my work has suffered
345
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,503
from not having a muse, but the times,
346
00:13:24,505 --> 00:13:27,106
they are a-changing... Oswaldo,
347
00:13:27,108 --> 00:13:29,308
and they require an experienced muse.
348
00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:30,776
I have never done this before.
349
00:13:30,778 --> 00:13:33,178
Ugh. Go ahead and get naked, Oswaldo.
350
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,180
Right here? In Coffee Bean?
351
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:37,416
It's fine. I'm an artist.
352
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,787
Unfortunately,
I won't be able to pay you to start.
353
00:13:41,789 --> 00:13:43,122
Business is slow.
354
00:13:43,124 --> 00:13:45,257
You can thank my old muse for that.
355
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:47,326
- What did he do?
- Ruined my art.
356
00:13:47,328 --> 00:13:49,128
Destroyed my life.
357
00:13:49,130 --> 00:13:52,264
[INHALES] Toxic guy, Oswaldo.
358
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:55,134
My only solace is knowing
wherever he is now,
359
00:13:55,136 --> 00:13:57,136
he's miserable, too.
360
00:13:57,138 --> 00:14:00,072
Let's go, people!
Get 'em while they're hot.
361
00:14:01,075 --> 00:14:02,541
Gluten-free for m'lady,
362
00:14:02,543 --> 00:14:06,812
and chocolate-chip for my
man Brandon in the house!
363
00:14:06,814 --> 00:14:08,013
Yes!
364
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,616
Where did you even come from,
Klaus Heisler?
365
00:14:10,618 --> 00:14:13,085
- Mwah!
- Hey, when I get home,
366
00:14:13,087 --> 00:14:14,754
we're gonna tackle that algebra.
367
00:14:14,756 --> 00:14:16,622
- Deal?
- Deal.
368
00:14:16,624 --> 00:14:18,891
♪♪
369
00:14:18,893 --> 00:14:21,627
How we lookin' on that
Tuscan Grilled Chicken, Shaneese?
370
00:14:21,629 --> 00:14:23,829
- It's close, boss.
- Love it.
371
00:14:23,831 --> 00:14:25,231
Are we having fun?
372
00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:26,432
- Yes!
- Yes!
373
00:14:26,434 --> 00:14:27,567
And remember...
374
00:14:27,569 --> 00:14:30,369
ALL: It's only paninis!
375
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,375
- [LID CLANGING]
- Mother Goose?
376
00:14:36,377 --> 00:14:39,378
Roger? Uh... what are you doing here?
377
00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:40,780
Me? What about you?
378
00:14:40,782 --> 00:14:43,449
Well, I work here, at Panera Bread.
379
00:14:43,451 --> 00:14:44,850
I'm actually the manager.
380
00:14:44,852 --> 00:14:46,652
Still pursuing your storytelling?
381
00:14:46,654 --> 00:14:50,055
Nah. Between work and
Denise and Brandon,
382
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,257
I don't have time.
383
00:14:51,259 --> 00:14:53,258
Whoa! "Denise and Brandon"?
384
00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,860
Who am I talkin' to, Ward Cleaver?
385
00:14:54,862 --> 00:14:56,395
[CHUCKLING] Right?
386
00:14:56,397 --> 00:14:59,264
All I need now is a basset
hound to bring me my slippers.
387
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:03,002
[LAUGHS] Too funny.
388
00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:06,005
So, what are you up to these days?
389
00:15:06,007 --> 00:15:08,474
Ah, still doin' my art thang,
so that's been good.
390
00:15:08,476 --> 00:15:10,209
Really jammin' on that.
391
00:15:10,211 --> 00:15:11,611
Also doing a lot more heroin
392
00:15:11,613 --> 00:15:12,812
than when we were working together,
393
00:15:12,814 --> 00:15:14,746
which has been nice.
394
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,482
Well, I better get back in there.
395
00:15:16,484 --> 00:15:18,484
Yeah, no,
I should probably do this heroin.
396
00:15:18,486 --> 00:15:20,085
It was good bumping into you.
397
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,487
For sure, yeah.
398
00:15:21,489 --> 00:15:23,088
Hey, uh, if you ever get that muse itch,
399
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,423
swing by the studio.
400
00:15:24,425 --> 00:15:26,225
Yeah, I-I probably won't be by...
401
00:15:26,227 --> 00:15:27,693
Yeah, probably best.
402
00:15:27,695 --> 00:15:29,495
I don't want the studio
to smell like a Panera.
403
00:15:29,497 --> 00:15:30,962
Have a good life, Roger.
404
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,231
Havin' one, my dude.
405
00:15:32,233 --> 00:15:33,299
[LID CLANGS]
406
00:15:33,301 --> 00:15:35,567
♪ Oh, it's spaghetti night ♪
407
00:15:35,569 --> 00:15:37,102
♪ And the feeling's right ♪
408
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,771
♪ Oh, it's spaghetti night
Oh, what a night ♪
409
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,040
- [DOOR BANGS]
- [ALL SCREAM]
410
00:15:41,042 --> 00:15:42,708
Klaus, I need you back!
411
00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:44,844
Is this your friend from the Dumpster?
412
00:15:44,846 --> 00:15:46,778
Brava, Denise.
413
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,914
You've got it all figured out, don't ya?
414
00:15:48,916 --> 00:15:52,318
Well, did you know I was gonna
bring this plastic sword?!
415
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,586
[GRUNTING]
416
00:15:54,588 --> 00:15:55,987
I'm calling the police.
417
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,323
Pastor Mike did say
418
00:15:57,325 --> 00:16:00,792
to look for opportunities
to bear witness.
419
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,728
Roger, why don't you join us?
420
00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:05,397
Mmm. Oh. Oh, I bet you'd like that.
421
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,132
Ah. You'd just love to see me choke
422
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,201
on Denise's shitty meatballs.
423
00:16:09,203 --> 00:16:10,602
This guy hates me.
424
00:16:10,604 --> 00:16:12,872
Not true. I want to thank you.
425
00:16:12,874 --> 00:16:14,340
You set me free.
426
00:16:14,342 --> 00:16:17,009
Oh... Oh, free to get your
balls cut off by Denise here?
427
00:16:17,011 --> 00:16:21,280
I'm aware of you, Denise,
just as you are of me.
428
00:16:21,282 --> 00:16:24,216
My whole life,
I thought I was a miserable guy.
429
00:16:24,218 --> 00:16:27,419
Worse, I thought
I brought it all on myself.
430
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,955
Turns out, it was you.
431
00:16:29,957 --> 00:16:31,290
What's your point, Aesop?
432
00:16:31,292 --> 00:16:32,892
Aesop tells fables, Denise.
433
00:16:32,894 --> 00:16:35,761
I never had a chance to be happy.
434
00:16:35,763 --> 00:16:37,963
You were sabotaging me!
435
00:16:37,965 --> 00:16:41,501
Can we just cut the bull
and get back to work, Klaus?
436
00:16:41,503 --> 00:16:44,570
Don't you see? I'm finally happy.
437
00:16:44,572 --> 00:16:46,105
What about "meaning"?
438
00:16:46,107 --> 00:16:47,839
This guy is so horny for meaning.
439
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:51,711
I found meaning,
with these two whackadoos,
440
00:16:51,713 --> 00:16:54,246
and all the lives I touch at Panera.
441
00:16:54,248 --> 00:16:57,717
Enough! I can't stand to
look at you one second more.
442
00:16:57,719 --> 00:17:02,121
So, with my dignity intact,
I will now take my leave.
443
00:17:02,123 --> 00:17:03,589
Forever! Ah!
444
00:17:03,591 --> 00:17:05,257
Oh, God! Oh, no!
445
00:17:05,259 --> 00:17:07,659
Oh, I'm doing both kinds of bathroom!
446
00:17:07,661 --> 00:17:09,529
Denise, what kind of flooring
we dealin' with?
447
00:17:09,531 --> 00:17:11,663
If it's linoleum,
bring the hose in here.
448
00:17:11,665 --> 00:17:13,733
In the meantime,
gather anything absorbent...
449
00:17:13,735 --> 00:17:16,068
beach towels, bath towels, shop rags.
450
00:17:16,070 --> 00:17:19,471
Oh, if you have a shop,
sawdust would be a godsend.
451
00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:22,007
That's perfect world.
I could make cotton balls work.
452
00:17:22,009 --> 00:17:25,010
Now, we do need someone to
take the lead on ventilation...
453
00:17:25,012 --> 00:17:27,413
opening doors, windows, gathering fans.
454
00:17:27,415 --> 00:17:29,348
- I can do that.
- Wow, Brandon.
455
00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:30,616
Way to step up.
456
00:17:30,618 --> 00:17:32,484
Everybody look at Brandon.
457
00:17:32,486 --> 00:17:35,905
♪♪
458
00:17:35,907 --> 00:17:36,922
There it is!
459
00:17:36,924 --> 00:17:38,824
HAYLEY: Ramming speed!
460
00:17:38,826 --> 00:17:40,960
[ALL SHOUTING]
461
00:17:40,962 --> 00:17:43,963
- _
- [KILLDOZER CLANGING AND SCREECHING]
462
00:17:46,234 --> 00:17:48,500
The Sharks won the Megabowl?
463
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:51,170
Yeah. Hey, you're Stan Smith.
464
00:17:51,172 --> 00:17:52,704
Uh, m-may... maybe not.
465
00:17:52,706 --> 00:17:54,706
You're famous here!
466
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,175
We took another look at your letter
467
00:17:56,177 --> 00:17:57,909
and realized you were right.
468
00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:01,580
Smashmouth football was the
key to our undefeated season.
469
00:18:01,582 --> 00:18:03,449
You listened to us?
470
00:18:03,451 --> 00:18:06,452
So... rampage over?
471
00:18:06,454 --> 00:18:09,255
But... no rampage.
472
00:18:09,257 --> 00:18:11,857
But Killdozer need to eat.
473
00:18:11,859 --> 00:18:13,993
Welp, I'll leave you to it, then.
474
00:18:13,995 --> 00:18:16,261
Go, Sharks!
475
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:17,997
ALL: Go, Sharks.
476
00:18:17,999 --> 00:18:20,311
- ♪♪
- _
477
00:18:21,869 --> 00:18:24,069
Wow, honey. Check out Roger.
478
00:18:24,071 --> 00:18:25,471
You were skeptical when he reached out,
479
00:18:25,473 --> 00:18:27,473
but he looks like a new man.
480
00:18:27,475 --> 00:18:29,008
Thank you all for coming.
481
00:18:29,010 --> 00:18:31,877
First, I'd like to give a
shout-out to my sponsor, Mark.
482
00:18:31,879 --> 00:18:35,481
30 days sober thanks
to that amazing human.
483
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,951
I'd also like to acknowledge
Klaus Heisler over there.
484
00:18:38,953 --> 00:18:41,821
Klaus was my muse, but I hurt him.
485
00:18:41,823 --> 00:18:44,957
I thought great art came only from pain,
486
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:47,960
but beauty isn't born from misery alone.
487
00:18:47,962 --> 00:18:50,962
There's also the wellspring of joy.
488
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,698
You taught me that, Klaus.
489
00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:55,567
You continue to inspire me.
490
00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:56,902
Thank you.
491
00:18:56,904 --> 00:19:00,306
[APPLAUSE]
492
00:19:00,308 --> 00:19:01,907
And now, art.
493
00:19:01,909 --> 00:19:06,045
Feast your eyes on my
greatest masterpiece...
494
00:19:06,047 --> 00:19:07,713
"Spaghetti Night"!
495
00:19:07,715 --> 00:19:09,381
- [CROWD MURMURING]
- Woof.
496
00:19:09,383 --> 00:19:11,250
This one's a dog.
497
00:19:11,252 --> 00:19:13,719
Oh, wow! "Spaghetti Night"!
498
00:19:13,721 --> 00:19:15,787
Pretty awesome, right?
499
00:19:15,789 --> 00:19:17,189
The eyes.
500
00:19:17,191 --> 00:19:19,124
- They're dead.
- They're meatballs!
501
00:19:19,126 --> 00:19:23,128
I think it's cool because
it's a statue of you... Dad.
502
00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:24,463
You're an imbecile, Brandon.
503
00:19:24,465 --> 00:19:26,398
Klaus!
504
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,934
There's no depth, no pathos.
505
00:19:28,936 --> 00:19:30,469
It sucks!
506
00:19:30,471 --> 00:19:32,738
I'm not this corny-ass Mr. Rogers.
507
00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:35,941
Uh-oh. That's a quarter
for the swear jar, Klaus.
508
00:19:35,943 --> 00:19:38,277
Here's 50 cents. Go buy some new tits!
509
00:19:38,279 --> 00:19:39,879
Excuse me?!
510
00:19:39,881 --> 00:19:42,214
You did this to me! We're finished!
511
00:19:42,216 --> 00:19:44,016
Brandon,
why did you even bring a football?!
512
00:19:44,018 --> 00:19:47,019
It's an art gallery! I hate you!
513
00:19:47,021 --> 00:19:51,023
[SOBBING] I hate you!
514
00:19:51,025 --> 00:19:53,225
I hate myself!
515
00:19:53,227 --> 00:19:55,494
[SOBS]
516
00:19:55,496 --> 00:19:56,828
There he is!
517
00:19:56,830 --> 00:19:58,364
There's the Klaus I know and love!
518
00:19:58,366 --> 00:20:01,233
I knew the misery was still inside you!
519
00:20:01,235 --> 00:20:05,037
You obviously didn't know when
you squeezed out this turd.
520
00:20:05,039 --> 00:20:06,606
Oh, didn't I?
521
00:20:09,443 --> 00:20:12,244
[GASPS] It's me.
522
00:20:12,246 --> 00:20:14,113
The real me.
523
00:20:14,115 --> 00:20:15,447
Thank you, Roger.
524
00:20:15,449 --> 00:20:19,651
I am your muse, now and forever.
525
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:22,121
Yes! We're back, old friend!
526
00:20:22,123 --> 00:20:23,789
But about that... we're not back.
527
00:20:23,791 --> 00:20:26,458
I've given up art to
follow my true passion...
528
00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:27,526
doing heroin.
529
00:20:27,528 --> 00:20:30,029
We're back, old friend!
530
00:20:32,066 --> 00:20:33,265
Denise?
531
00:20:33,267 --> 00:20:34,901
Ah, she headed out.
532
00:20:35,937 --> 00:20:37,603
Dad, this was a great idea.
533
00:20:37,605 --> 00:20:38,804
Well, it would have been a shame
534
00:20:38,806 --> 00:20:40,672
making the thousand-mile journey home
535
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,474
without rampaging something.
536
00:20:42,476 --> 00:20:45,845
Feast, Killdozer! Feast!
537
00:20:48,216 --> 00:20:49,681
Why?
538
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:51,651
Then again, why not?
539
00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,086
Have a great night!
540
00:20:56,057 --> 00:20:57,923
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