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HEY, PETE. WHAT YA DOIN'?
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READING.
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YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING?
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BERG, I HAVE TO STUDY.
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I'M BORED.
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WELL, TOUGH.
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HEY, I BET YOU CAN'T LIFT
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THAT GARBAGE CAN OVER YOUR HEAD.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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OF COURSE I CAN. IT'S EMPTY.
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OH, THERE WAS A
TIME WHEN YOU COULD.
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WHEN YOU WERE,
YOU KNOW... IN SHAPE.
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BERG, I'M IN GREAT SHAPE.
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OK, PETE.
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NO BIG DEAL.
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HEY, LOOK HOW STRONG I AM!
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I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
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BERG... SAY HELLO TO
THE ALPHA-STAT 100.
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HELLO.
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WE CAN NOW WATCH WHAT
WE WANT WHEN WE WANT
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FROM ANY CORNER OF THE EARTH.
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ALL CRAMMED INTO
A 12-INCH SCREEN.
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YEAH.
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I PERSONALLY RECONSTRUCTED IT
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FROM THE ORIGINAL SCHEMATICS.
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I ADDED A SIGNAL BOOSTER,
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USED GOLD-PLATED CO-AX,
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AND REPLACED THE
ORIGINAL ALUMINUM ALLOY
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WITH A TITANIUM STEEL COATING.
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ONE THING...
SHOULDN'T IT BE FACING...
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AWAY FROM THE BUILDING?
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OK, KLAUS BUDDY,
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ALL YOU HAVE TO
DO IS GET THE BALL.
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I KNOW YOU'RE A FISH, BUT
DON'T LET THAT HOLD YOU BACK.
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NO PRESSURE.
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JUST HAVE FUN.
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FETCH, KLAUS.
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THAT'S OK, BUDDY. SWIM IT OFF.
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WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME.
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BERG, YOU'VE BEEN WORKING
WITH KLAUS FOR 9 WEEKS.
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ALL YOU ARE TO HIM
IS A BIG, BIG FACE.
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DID I MENTION THAT THIS CAN
SWING ME A THOUSAND-DOLLAR GRANT
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FROM THE SOCIETY
OF ANIMAL RESEARCH?
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DON'T JUST SWIM THERE,
YOU LAZY SACK OF SCALES.
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FETCH.
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ALPHA-STAT 100 FIRMLY
FASTENED TO THE ROOF.
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PETE DUNVILLE...
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FIRMLY FASTENED TO THE COUCH.
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JUST TURN ME OVER EVERY 2 DAYS.
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PETE, YOU CAN'T RUN THE
CABLE THROUGH THE HALL.
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I HAD NO CHOICE. THE
WINDOWS ARE PAINTED SHUT,
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AND THE NEW LANDLORD
WON'T RETURN MY PHONE CALLS.
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I LEFT HIM, LIKE, 5 MESSAGES.
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YEAH, WELL, HE
DOESN'T TAKE CALLS.
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I HEAR YOU HAVE TO SUBMIT
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EVERYTHING TO HIM IN WRITING.
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WHAT'S HE LOOKING
FOR, A PEN PAL?
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HE CAN PICK UP A PHONE.
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LIFE!
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GIVE MY TV LIFE!
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KEEP IT DOWN, WILL YA?
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GREAT. NOW HE'S
HIDING IN THE CASTLE.
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BERG, IT'S NOT MY FAULT
YOUR FISH IS STUPID.
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OH, THAT'S PRETTY
TOUGH TALK, PETE.
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I'D LIKE TO SEE YA TELL HIM
THAT TO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE.
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YES, YES, THE BRUINS GAME.
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WHY IS THE BRUINS
GAME IN RUSSIAN?
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'CAUSE IT'S BLACKED
OUT IN BOSTON,
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SO I MUST BE GETTING
THE FEED FROM MOSCOW.
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SO YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH
DONE WITH THE OUTSIDE WORLD?
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YOU BETCHA. SCORE. BERG, HOW
DO YOU SAY "SCORE" IN RUSSIAN?
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VLAST.
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VLASTO!
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UH, PETE, THE TV
SEEMS TO BE LEAVING.
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SEE, KLAUS? THAT'S
HOW YOU FETCH.
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IT TOOK ME 7 HOURS TO
HAUL AND INSTALL THAT THING,
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AND NOW IT'S GONE
WITHOUT A TRACE.
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I MEAN, WHO WOULD DO THIS?
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OUR NEW LANDLORD.
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YOU VIOLATED THE
BUILDING UNIFORMITY CODE.
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WHAT?
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"THE BUILDING SHALL BE
UNIFORM IN EVERY WAY.
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"ALL COMMON AREAS...
HALLWAYS, STOOPS, ROOFTOPS...
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SHALL REMAIN FREE OF CLUTTER..."
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HE STOLE MY SATELLITE DISH.
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"INCLUDING PLANTS,
WREATHS, AND WELCOME MATS.
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HAVE A NICE DAY,
EDGAR J. HAGGERTY."
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WHAT KIND OF GUY DOESN'T
LIKE WELCOME MATS?
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GUESSIN' THE SAME GUY
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WHO COULD RIP OUT A
200-POUND SATELLITE DISH
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AND SCALE DOWN THE
SIDE OF A BUILDING?
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MAYBE ALL THOSE STORIES I
HEARD ABOUT HAGGERTY ARE TRUE.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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REMEMBER MARCO, THE
STUTTERING MIME IN 3B?
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RETILED HIS BATHROOM
WITHOUT PERMISSION.
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HASN'T BEEN HEARD FROM SINCE.
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HE'S A MIME.
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I'M NOT KIDDING.
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THIS HAGGERTY GUY HAS NEVER
SHOWN HIS FACE AROUND HERE,
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YET HE KNOWS
EVERYTHING THAT'S GOIN' ON.
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ALL RIGHT. SO WE'RE BACK
DOWN TO 80 CHANNELS,
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JUST LIKE THE AMISH.
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THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
DO? WHAT'S DONE IS DONE.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN
WHAT'S DONE IS DONE?
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YOU KNOW, QUE SERA, SERA.
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NO USE CRYING OVER SPILLED MILK.
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HAKUNA MATATA.
PICK YOUR FAVORITE.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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BERG, YOU CAN'T JUST HAKUNA
MATATA YOUR WAY THROUGH LIFE.
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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO
STAND UP FOR WHAT'S RIGHT.
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HE'S THE LANDLORD, PETE.
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IT'S HIS PLACE. HE
MAKES THE RULES.
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HIS RULES ARE WRONG. THIS
IS OUR HOME. WE LIVE HERE.
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HAGGERTY CAN'T JUST STEAL
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OUR SATELLITE DISHES
AND OUR WELCOME MATS.
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I GOT AN IDEA. LET'S
TALK ABOUT THIS INSIDE.
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NO. THE BUILDING WAS FINE
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BEFORE THAT GUY
CAME AROUND, RIGHT?
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NOW HE'S GONNA WALK AROUND
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AND DICTATE A
BUNCH OF NEW RULES?
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NEXT THING YOU KNOW, WE WON'T
BE ALLOWED TO PEE IN THE SHOWER.
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ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
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I'M GONNA SHOW THIS
HAGGERTY WHO HE'S MESSIN' WITH.
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YOU DON'T JUST PUSH
PETE DUNVILLE AROUND.
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NOW, ARE YOU GUYS IN?
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I'M OUT. I'LL SEE YA INSIDE.
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BILL, YA HAD TO SEE IT.
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AS GOD IS MY WITNESS,
3 TIMES IN A ROW
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LITTLE KLAUS SWAM OVER AND
FINALLY FETCHED THE BALL BACK.
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FASCINATING. NOW
SHOVEL THE DAMN SIDEWALK.
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IT'S STILL SNOWING.
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LAST TIME I SAW A
SNOWSTORM THIS BAD,
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I WAS TRAVELING
IN SOUTH AMERICA.
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WE JUST FINISHED A
SOCCER MATCH IN BOLIVIA,
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HEADED HOME TO CHILE.
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BAUER... PLANE
CRASHED IN THE ANDES.
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WE WERE STRANDED FOR
WEEKS WITHOUT FOOD.
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BAUER...
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WE WERE FORCED TO
EAT THE GOALTENDER.
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HE WAS A RUGGED NET
MINDER, BUT A DELICATE MEAL.
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UH, PLEASE COME AGAIN
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AND BE CAREFUL ON THE SIDEWALK.
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IT'S SLIPPERY.
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WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO
DO? IT WAS JOSé OR STARVE.
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IT'S NOT A MOMENT I'M
PARTICULARLY PROUD OF.
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AND OF COURSE, NUTRITIONALLY,
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THERE'S NOT MUCH
TO BE SAID FOR IT.
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WELL, LOOK WHO DECIDED
TO SHOW UP FOR WORK.
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I'M SORRY, BILL, BUT I'M IN
THE MIDST OF A REVOLUTION.
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REALLY? YEAH.
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SHOVEL THE DAMN SIDEWALK.
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HEY. I JUST LEFT
HAGGERTY A LITTLE MESSAGE
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TO SHOW HIM WHAT I FEEL
ABOUT HIS UNIFORMITY CODE.
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WHAT DOES THIS SAY TO YOU?
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WELCOME?
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NO. IT SAYS FREEDOM.
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I HOPE YOU KEPT YOUR RECEIPT
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BECAUSE I'M PRETTY
SURE IT SAYS WELCOME.
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I LEFT A WELCOME MAT IN FRONT OF
EVERY DOOR IN OUR ENTIRE BUILDING.
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HE WANTS
UNIFORMITY, HE'S GOT IT.
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AND TO SHOW HIM I REALLY
MEAN BUSINESS... HA HA! A WREATH!
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YEAH, YOU DON'T WANNA MESS
WITH A MAN WHO CARRIES A WREATH.
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HMM. NOW WE'LL SEE HOW FAST
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HAGGERTY GETS BACK TO ME.
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OK, IT HAS STOPPED SNOWING.
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WHO'S GONNA SHOVEL THE SIDEWALK?
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ME! ME! I GET TO.
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NO, I GET TO DO IT.
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YOU DID IT LAST
TIME. NO, YOU DID.
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THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO
SETTLE THIS THING FAIRLY.
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NEITHER OF US GETS
TO SHOVEL THE WALK.
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AW, NUTS.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN
EITHER SHOVEL THE WALK,
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OR YOU CAN DIG YOUR OWN GRAVES.
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I'LL JUST LEAVE THIS HERE.
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SHARON, I SEE YOU
HAVE A FREEDOM MAT.
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OW.
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YOU AND YOUR
STUPID WELCOME MATS.
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THIS NOTE WAS TAPED TO
THE WALL BY THE MAILBOXES.
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"ATTENTION... UNTIL
THE TENANT IN 1A
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"PERSONALLY CORRECTS HIS
VIOLATION OF THE UNIFORMITY CODE,
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"THE HEAT SHALL REMAIN
OFF IN THE ENTIRE BUILDING.
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HAVE A NICE DAY,
EDGAR J. HAGGERTY."
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FREEDOM!
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MAN, WHEN THE PEOPLE IN
OUR BUILDING COME HOME...
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IF I WERE YOU, I'D PICK
UP THOSE MATS RIGHT NOW
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AND GET RID OF THOSE
BUTT-UGLY WREATHS.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST PICK THEM UP?
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WHAT, AND GET ON
HAGGERTY'S BAD SIDE?
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UH-UH. FORGET IT.
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He knows all.
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He knows all, huh?
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ASK HIM WHY I'M
SLICING MY 3-IRON.
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FINE. FINE. I'LL
DO IT AFTER WORK,
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BUT HAGGERTY HAS NOT
HEARD THE LAST OF ME.
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BILL, WHAT? I WAS JUST OUT
THERE. IT'S NOT ICY AT ALL.
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OH, YEAH?
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I CAN'T WAIT.
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KLAUS IS GONNA LIGHT UP
WHEN HE SEES HIS NEW MERMAID.
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OK, THIS IS THE LAST ONE.
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WAS THAT THE HEAT?
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MAYBE HE DOES KNOW ALL.
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OHH.
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WELL, LOOKS LIKE HAGGERTY
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FINALLY GOT OUR WINDOWS UNSTUCK.
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WE SHOULD GET HIM
A LITTLE SOMETHING.
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HE TOOK OUR WINDOWS.
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BERG, THE MAN... HE CAME IN
HERE, AND HE TOOK OUR WINDOWS.
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"HAPPY TO SERVICE YOUR NEEDS.
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"HAVE A NICE DAY...
EDGAR J. HAGGERTY."
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IT'S 2 DEGREES, AND
HE TOOK OUR WINDOWS.
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YA MENTIONED THAT.
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I SUPPOSE YOU'RE GONNA LET
THIS JUST ROLL OFF YOUR BACK.
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OH, MY GOD.
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WHAT?
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WHAT IS IT?
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KLAUS?
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Berg: KLAUS!
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PETE, ONE MORE TIME.
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BILL, IT'S REALLY
NOT THAT FUNNY.
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AW, COME ON.
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YOU WALKED INTO THE APARTMENT,
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SNOW'S COVERING
THE WHOLE PLACE...
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BERG WIPED OFF THE GLASS,
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AND KLAUS WAS LIKE...
THAT CRACKS ME UP.
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DO IT AGAIN.
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BILL, I'M NOT DOIN' IT AGAIN.
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THEN SHOVEL THE SIDEWALK.
230
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,650
BERG TOOK THIS REALLY HARD.
231
00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:50,786
HE LOOKED AT ME,
AND HE STORMED OUT,
232
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:51,887
AND I HAVEN'T HEARD
FROM HIM SINCE,
233
00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:53,791
AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
234
00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:56,558
CALL ME IF YOU
SEE HIM. ANYTHING?
235
00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:59,261
NOTHING. BERNIE,
FITZ, THE UNIVERSITY.
236
00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:00,517
NOBODY'S SEEN HIM.
237
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,087
DID YOU TRY TOPLESS,
TOPLESS, TOPLESS?
238
00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:05,556
AMBER SAID HE WASN'T THERE.
239
00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:06,702
TA-DA! HEY, DID YOU GET HIM?
240
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,637
YEAH. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
DOES HE LOOK LIKE KLAUS?
241
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:11,162
AHH, I THINK. WHERE
DID YOU GET HIM?
242
00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:14,198
DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE
HIM? IT'S HAROLD.
243
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,467
FROM MY KINDERGARTEN CLASS.
244
00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:17,668
OH, HAROLD.
245
00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:18,669
YEAH. I TOLD MY KIDS
246
00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:20,415
HE WAS VISITING
FAMILY AT SEA WORLD.
247
00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:24,008
I DON'T THINK ANY FISH
IS GONNA REPLACE KLAUS.
248
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:25,520
OH, HONEY, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
249
00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:27,378
ACTUALLY, IT'S ALL HIS FAULT.
250
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:30,848
I KNOW. I WAS JUST TRYING
TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER.
251
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:33,550
OH, LOOK, SHARON'S RIGHT.
252
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,888
I MEAN, BERG'S OUT
THERE, SOMEWHERE,
253
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,155
LOST, ALL BY HIMSELF,
254
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,236
WANDERING AROUND
IN THE FREEZING COLD.
255
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,504
DID YOU TRY TOPLESS,
TOPLESS, TOPLESS?
256
00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:44,896
LOOK, I'M SURE HE'S FINE.
257
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,697
I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE.
258
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,968
I ONCE TOOK A JOB AS
A WINTER CARETAKER
259
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:55,239
IN AN OLD HOTEL IN THE
MOUNTAINS OF COLORADO.
260
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,975
I THOUGHT I COULD
WORK ON MY NOVEL,
261
00:12:58,011 --> 00:13:00,311
SPEND SOME QUALITY
TIME WITH MY FAMILY.
262
00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:04,615
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY
MADE JACK A DULL BOY.
263
00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:08,752
YES, THE COLD CAN DO
STRANGE THINGS TO A MAN'S MIND.
264
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,522
BERG, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.
265
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:12,523
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
266
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:15,159
PETE, SHOW HIM THE FACE.
267
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,363
BERG, I'M REALLY
SORRY ABOUT KLAUS.
268
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:22,433
LOOK. LOOK, LOOK,
LOOK, LOOK, LOOK.
269
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:26,570
I KNOW IT'S NOT KLAUS,
BUT I SEE POTENTIAL.
270
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:29,506
YOU WERE RIGHT. I'M SORRY, BERG.
271
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:34,545
LOOK. I ASKED FOR OUR
WINDOWS BACK IN WRITING.
272
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,552
HAKUNA MATATA?
273
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:42,653
NO, PETE.
274
00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:44,989
YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG.
275
00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:47,169
BERG, COME ON, HONEY, LET'S
GET YOU OVER BY THE OVEN
276
00:13:47,193 --> 00:13:48,659
AND THAW OUT YOUR BRAIN.
277
00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:50,094
NO!
278
00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:52,596
PETE DIDN'T KILL
KLAUS. HAGGERTY DID.
279
00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:55,099
HE STOLE OUR WINDOWS.
280
00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:57,401
THAT IS AN ACT OF AGGRESSION.
281
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:58,836
THAT IS AN ACT OF WAR.
282
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:01,572
WELL, IF HE WANTS
A WAR, HE'S GOT ONE.
283
00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:02,607
WHO'S WITH ME?
284
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:03,975
I'M WITH YA.
285
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,642
I'M STILL OUT.
286
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:11,515
ALL RIGHT, ALMOST DONE.
287
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,431
OH, HEY, SHARON.
288
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:16,932
DID YOU GET OUR MESSAGE?
289
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,089
Both: YEAH.
290
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:22,126
OH, GOOD. HAGGERTY
GAVE YOU YOUR DISH BACK.
291
00:14:23,229 --> 00:14:24,239
LET'S JUST SAY WE FOUND IT.
292
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:27,431
MMM. LOCKED IN HIS STORAGE ROOM.
293
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:30,167
YOU GUYS. 3B, REMEMBER?
294
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,203
RETILED HIS BATHROOM,
THEN BYE-BYE.
295
00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:34,571
THIS GUY'S ALL
SMOKE AND MIRRORS,
296
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,073
LIKE THE WIZARD OF OZ.
297
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,219
YEAH, AND WE ARE JUST THE GUYS
298
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:38,287
TO PULL BACK THE CURTAIN.
299
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,011
HEY, WHAT'S ALL THIS STUFF?
300
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:43,447
PRISONERS OF THE
UNIFORMITY CODE.
301
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,116
UH, MY FICUS.
302
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,484
SEE?
303
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:47,651
DONE.
304
00:14:47,686 --> 00:14:51,989
NOW LET'S GO GLUE DOWN
SOME WELCOME MATS.
305
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,191
KLAUS WOULD'VE
WANTED IT THAT WAY.
306
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,432
OH, NO.
307
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:02,833
NEED A NEW BULB.
308
00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:04,635
WELL, BETTER PUT IT IN WRITING.
309
00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:07,971
HAVE A NICE DAY,
EDGAR J. HAGGERTY.
310
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:11,909
UH, GUYS, I THINK YOU BETTER
TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT'S IN THIS FILE.
311
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,511
"THIRD-GENERATION WEST POINT,
312
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:19,716
TOP OF HIS CLASS, FOUGHT
IN 3 WARS, GREEN BERET, CIA"?
313
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,053
OH, MAN.
314
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:25,389
YOU GUYS ARE SO 3B.
315
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,328
THEY'RE UP HERE.
316
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,145
WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE
PROBLEM, MRS. HIMMELFARB?
317
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,469
YOU! HAGGERTY LEFT THIS NOTE.
318
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:41,205
HE SAYS WE DON'T GET
OUR ELECTRICITY BACK
319
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,707
UNTIL YOU GO MEET WITH HIM.
320
00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:46,310
WELL, DON'T YA SEE? HE'S CRAZY.
321
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,879
TODAY CAN BE OUR
INDEPENDENCE DAY.
322
00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:51,315
IF WE ALL BAND TOGETHER,
WE CAN BEAT HIM.
323
00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:53,062
WELL, WE'RE GOING
TO BAND TOGETHER,
324
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,852
AND WE'RE GONNA BEAT YOU.
325
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:57,555
All: YEAH!
326
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,923
IS THERE AN
ADDRESS IN THAT FILE?
327
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,975
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M TAKING
YOU GUYS TO SEE HAGGERTY.
328
00:16:06,999 --> 00:16:11,068
JUST DRIVE.
329
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:14,338
HAGGERTY WAS CLOSE, REAL CLOSE.
330
00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:16,807
I COULDN'T SEE HIM YET,
BUT I COULD FEEL HIM.
331
00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:19,376
IT'S AS IF THE CAR WAS BEING
SUCKED UP BY THE HIGHWAY,
332
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,256
AND THE PAVEMENT WAS
FLOWING BACK INTO THE WOODS.
333
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:24,815
PART OF ME WAS AFRAID OF WHAT
I WOULD FIND WHEN I GOT THERE.
334
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,464
THE THING I FELT MOST,
STRONGER THAN FEAR,
335
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,822
WAS THE DESIRE TO CONFRONT HIM.
336
00:16:31,857 --> 00:16:37,094
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHARON
JUST DROVE BY THAT SPACE.
337
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,069
NOW, JUST REMEMBER...
WE'RE IN THE RIGHT.
338
00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:47,971
DEATH TO THE UNIFORMITY CODE.
339
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,985
AND WE STAND TOGETHER.
340
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,729
AND I'LL JUST BE IN THE CAR.
341
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,016
Haggerty: COME IN.
342
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:01,918
GENTLEMEN, MISS.
343
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:04,433
YEAH. ENOUGH WITH THE
SMALL TALK, HAGGERTY.
344
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,268
YEAH. WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH DRAGGING US OUT HERE
345
00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:07,402
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?
346
00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:11,162
MAY I OFFER YOU SOME CIDER
AND HOMEMADE COOKIES?
347
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,741
WE DIDN'T COME
HERE TO EAT COOKIES.
348
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:13,797
OH, I'LL HAVE ONE.
349
00:17:13,832 --> 00:17:15,766
SO, YOU GOT MY NOTE.
350
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:16,945
WE GOT ALL YOUR NOTES.
351
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,435
VERY WELL-WRITTEN.
352
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:19,736
THANK YOU FOR COMING.
353
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:24,041
AND THANK YOU FOR
SHUTTING OFF OUR LIGHT,
354
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:25,609
HEAT, AND HOT WATER.
355
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:31,048
HA HA. YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE
BEST COOKIE I'VE EVER TASTED.
356
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,783
YOU USE WALNUTS AND PECANS!
357
00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:36,753
I FIND IT HELPS THE
TEXTURE OF THE COOKIE.
358
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,933
WAIT A MINUTE. 2
DIFFERENT KINDS OF NUTS.
359
00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:39,968
DOESN'T THAT VIOLATE
360
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,637
YOUR STUPID UNIFORMITY CODE?
361
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:42,626
STUPID?
362
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:43,972
HEY, YOU KNOW,
JUST GAVE 'EM A RIDE.
363
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:46,664
THE UNIFORMITY CODE IS FOR
THE BENEFIT OF THE TENANTS.
364
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,343
WHAT POSSIBLE
BENEFIT COULD THERE BE
365
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:49,744
FROM A BAN ON WELCOME MATS?
366
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:52,636
I ONCE OWNED A BUILDING
FILLED WITH WELCOME MATS...
367
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,306
ASTROTURF, RUBBER,
COCONUT WEAVE.
368
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:56,640
I ENJOYED THEM ALL.
369
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,209
THEN ONE DAY, A SWEET OLD LADY
370
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,077
TRIPPED ON ONE AND
BROKE HER ANKLE.
371
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:03,214
I FELT MORALLY INCLINED
TO PAY THE HOSPITAL BILL,
372
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,149
BUT I HAD TO RAISE THE
RENT FOR EVERYONE.
373
00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:10,087
OK, NO WELCOME MATS.
THAT MAKES SENSE.
374
00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:12,923
WELL, WAIT. WHAT
ABOUT HIS SATELLITE DISH?
375
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,958
WHO'S GONNA TRIP OVER THAT?
376
00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:17,761
ROOF OBSTRUCTIONS
VIOLATE ZONING LAWS.
377
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:20,397
I COULD'VE FILED THE PAPERWORK
AND GOTTEN YOU A WAIVER,
378
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,865
BUT YOU CLOWNS BUSTED RANKS.
379
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:26,437
NOW, ALL SAID AND DONE,
I SAVED YOU A $300 FINE.
380
00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:27,438
300 BUCKS?
381
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:29,106
HMM. HUH.
382
00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:30,441
WAIT A MINUTE.
383
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:32,287
YOU STILL CAN'T JUST
TURN OFF SOMEBODY'S HEAT
384
00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:33,455
IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER.
385
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,145
YEAH. WHAT CODE IS THAT?
386
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:38,081
SOMETIMES, GENTLEMEN, THE
WAY TO DISCIPLINE THE PLATOON
387
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,050
IS TO HAVE THE PLATOON
DISCIPLINE ITSELF.
388
00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:45,055
OK, FINE. BUT WHAT IS THE
DEAL WITH TAKING OUR WINDOWS?
389
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,625
I THOUGHT THAT WAS FUNNY.
390
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,960
YOU KILLED MY FISH.
391
00:18:49,995 --> 00:18:52,329
AH, YES, KLAUS, THE
FISH THAT FETCHED.
392
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:56,367
IT IS OFTEN THE INNOCENT THAT
GET CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE.
393
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:59,136
THE TRUTH IS, YOU ARE SLACKERS
394
00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:01,772
WHO NEED TO TAKE
STOCK OF WHO YOU ARE
395
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,241
AND WHAT TYPE OF
PEOPLE YOU WANT TO BE.
396
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,517
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, SIR...
397
00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:08,111
YOU, BERGEN, ARE
A RUDDERLESS SHIP.
398
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:11,682
EVER SINCE MARCH OF 1980, WHEN
YOU ABANDONED THE CUB SCOUTS,
399
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:13,651
YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN A
COURSELESS JOURNEY.
400
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,387
BUSINESS SCHOOL, LAW
SCHOOL, NOW MEDICAL SCHOOL.
401
00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:17,999
10 GIRLFRIENDS IN 6 MONTHS.
402
00:19:18,023 --> 00:19:19,801
SON, YOUR LIFE LACKS STRUCTURE.
403
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:20,791
HE'S NOT WRONG.
404
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,304
YOU JUST ABANDONED
THE CUB SCOUTS?
405
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,005
YOU, PRIVATE, WHEN
ARE YOU GONNA LEARN
406
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:25,763
THAT YOU ARE NOT ALWAYS RIGHT?
407
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,165
WHO WERE YOU IN SEVENTH
GRADE, AT THE AGE OF 12,
408
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,145
TO SHAKE OFF COACH
MARINO'S BUNT SIGN
409
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,169
AND COST THE
NATIONAL BANK TAGGERS
410
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:35,506
THE 1985 LITTLE
LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP?
411
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:37,452
SAPERSTEIN HAD NOTHING LEFT.
412
00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:39,120
HE WAS THROWING MEATBALLS.
413
00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:41,890
DO YOU REALLY THINK A
RESPECTABLE ARCHITECTURAL FIRM
414
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:44,393
WILL TOLERATE THE
ARROGANCE AND DISRESPECT
415
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,417
YOU SHOW TO BILL?
416
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:47,017
I TOTALLY AGREE.
417
00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:49,252
YOU ARE A KISS-ASS
LITTLE SELLOUT
418
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:52,133
WHO DID THE DIRTY WITH THE EDITOR
OF YOUR HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK
419
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:55,326
SO THAT YOUR PICTURE WOULD
BE THE ONLY ONE IN COLOR.
420
00:19:56,495 --> 00:19:58,640
ARE YOU GUYS GONNA LET
HIM TALK TO ME LIKE THAT?
421
00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:01,465
HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS STUFF?
422
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,466
YEAH.
423
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,134
THAT IS NOT THE POINT.
424
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:05,747
POINT IS, YOU'RE GONNA GET
THROUGH THIS LIFE AND HAVE WINDOWS,
425
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:08,238
YOU WILL LEARN TO
LIVE BY THE RULES.
426
00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:10,040
YOU WILL REMOVE
THE SATELLITE DISH,
427
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:12,108
YOU WILL PUT IT IN
THE STORAGE ROOM,
428
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,744
YOU WILL REPAIR THE
LOCK ON THE DOOR,
429
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:16,179
AND YOU WILL STOP
PEEING IN THE SHOWER.
430
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,394
ALL RIGHT, I'LL STOP.
431
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,752
SOUNDS FAIR.
432
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:24,087
AND THERE'S ONE
MORE THING YOU WILL DO.
433
00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:26,824
COME ON, YOU SLACKERS.
YOU HEARD HAGGERTY.
434
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,425
2 INCHES FROM THE CURB.
435
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,727
WHAT HE'S GONNA DO,
436
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:32,429
COME OUT HERE AND MEASURE?
437
00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:41,538
I WONDER WHAT'S
GOTTEN INTO THEM.
438
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:47,511
ONCE YOU'VE GONE UPRIVER,
439
00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:50,381
NOTHING'S EVER THE SAME.
440
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,551
THE HORROR.
441
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,304
LOOK AT ALL THESE CARS,
442
00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:03,627
ALL WITH DIFFERENT
PEOPLE IN 'EM,
443
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,295
EACH LEADING THEIR OWN LIVES,
444
00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:07,130
EACH THINKING SEPARATE THOUGHTS.
445
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,632
MAN.
446
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:11,313
CAN ONE FIND LOVE
IN A LOVELESS WORLD?
447
00:21:11,337 --> 00:21:13,315
IS THERE ANY SUCH
THING AS TRUE LOVE,
448
00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:14,817
OR DO YOU JUST FIND SOMEONE
449
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,640
AND FIND TRUTH IN THAT LOVE?
450
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:19,977
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