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* LEO AND MAX,
UP OFF OUR BACKS *
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* BACK ON THE GREAT
WHITE WAY *
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* LEO AND MAX,
BACK ON THE TRACKS *
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* WE'RE BACK
ON TOP TO STAY *
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OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.
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LARRY, YOU'VE BEEN
DOING YOUR HOMEWORK.
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I'M ALL ASTONISHMENT.
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REALLY ?!
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IT IS FANTASTIC, FIERCE,
ABSOLUTELY, FIERCE.
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WAS IT FIERCE,
IT WAS FIERCE ?
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YES, IT WAS FIERCE.
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REALLY FIERCE.
REALLY FIERCE ?
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MY PROBLEM-CHILD
NO LONGER.
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HOW DID, UH, I MEAN,
WAS I THERE TOO, OR ?
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YEAH, YEAH, YOU WERE
DOING THE STEPS, UM,
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A LITTLE BIT LATE
ON THE POD-BERET,
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WHICH THEN MAKES YOU LATE
FOR THE HITCH-KICK, SO.
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POD-BERET'S
ARE REALLY TOUGH.
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POD-BERET'S ARE, LIKE,
THE TOUGHEST THING.
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IT'LL GET EASIER.
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YEAH.
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BUT, OH MY GOD, THE DIFFERENCE
IS JUST ASTONISHING.
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I KNOW, I DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT IT ANYMORE, I JUST DO IT.
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YEAH, NO,
OF COURSE NOT.
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YOU KNOW, I JUST
DO IT, YEAH.
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'CAUSE IT'S IN
THE MUSCLE MEMORY NOW.
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HEY, MICHAEL,
TOO BAD YOU CAN'T SEE.
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YEAH, TELL ME
ABOUT IT.
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IT WAS GREAT, MICHAEL.
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ALRIGHT,
THANK YOU, GREAT.
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OKAY.
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OKAY.
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HEY.
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HEY.
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DON'T LET THAT
POD-BERET STUFF...
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OH, NO, I'M NOT
WORRIED ABOUT IT.
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I MEAN,
I'LL GET IT.
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IF YOU WANNA DO
ANY EXTRA WORK ON THAT,
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YOU WANNA CONTINUE ?
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OH, I CAN'T TODAY,
I'M MEETING, UH, MY DAD,
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BUT, UH, TOMORROW
WOULD BE GREAT.
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OH, OKAY.
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YOUR DAD, HUH ?
YEAH.
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YEAH.
OH, HE LIVES HERE ?
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NO KIDDING ?
YEAH.
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WOW, WHAT DOES HE DO ?
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MM, UM, YOU KNOW,
HEALTH-GLO ?
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THE MIXED NUTS ?
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YEAH, I'VE SEEN THAT,
ABSOLUTELY.
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THAT'S HIS ?
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THAT'S HIM,
MY DAD IS HEALTH-GLO...
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WOW.
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HE STARTED THAT WHEN, LIKE,
WHEN HE WAS, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW,
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RIGHT OUT OF COLLEGE
OR SOMETHING.
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YOU KNOW WHAT ?
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I GET IDEAS ALL THE TIME
ABOUT MIXED NUT PACKAGES...
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LIKE, I'LL SEE A
MIXED NUT PACKAGE,
I'LL THINK,
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WHAT WOULD I WANT
TO PUT IN A MIXED NUT.
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AND I HAVE, LIKE,
MY OWN IDEAS ABOUT THAT,
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MAYBE I COULD PITCH
SOME IDEAS TO YOUR DAD.
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HOW WOULD THAT BE ?
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IF I SAID I WANT
TO COMBINE A PECAN
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AND A BLUEBERRY,
YOU KNOW ?
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YEAH.
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AND A DRY CHERRY,
AND MAYBE A, UH...
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A FILBER
OR SOMETHING ?
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YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF LIKE
EVERYONE HAS THEIR IDEA
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OF WHAT WOULD BE
THE BEST COMBO.
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JUST PITCHING,
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
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COME ON, YOU MUST GET PEOPLE
ON THE STREET COME UP
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AND PITCH YOU STORY IDEAS
AND STUFF, IT'S JUST,
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YOU KNOW WHAT,
STAY IN YOUR ELEMENT.
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YEAH.
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BUT I DO HAVE
SOME GOOD IDEAS.
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I'M SURE YOU DO.
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HEY, 9:00 A.M.
TOMORROW, GUYS.
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OH, OKAY.
OKAY.
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I'M GONNA
GO GET A SNACK.
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SNACK ?YE.
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I'LL GO WITH YOU.
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OH, GREAT.
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YOU AND DAVID ARE
SO GOOD TOGETHER,
I'M SO HAPPY.
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LOVE HIM,
LOVE THAT GUY.
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YOUR CHEMISTRY TOGETHER
IS FIERCE.
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IT IS FIERCE.
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ABSOLUTELY FIERCE,
TOTALLY.
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IT'S FIERCE.
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AH, SO MUCH BETTER THAN BEN,
DON'T YOU THINK ?
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BEN WAS SO BOSSY.
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YEAH, YOU KNOW AND HE HAD
THAT KIND OF ENTITLED ATTITUDE,
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I DON'T CARE
FOR IT AT ALL.
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TOTALLY, I KNOW.
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OH MY GOD, MY FRIEND ANTHONY WAS
SUPPOSED TO COME TO REHEARSAL,
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THAT'S RIGHT,
AND HE DIDN'T SHOW UP.
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OH, I'M SO
WORRIED ABOUT HIM.
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HE'S A DOCTOR, HE'S GORGEOUS,
HE'S SMART, OBVIOUSLY,
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AND HE'S SINGLE NOW, HE JUST
HAD A HORRIBLE BREAK UP.
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SO I'M KIND OF
LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY
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TO MATCH HIM UP
WITH, NOW.
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IS HE GOOD LOOKING ?
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GORGEOUS.
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* BA-DA-BA-DA-DA,
PIRATE'S BOOTY,
PIRATES BOOTY *
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NO, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME,
STOP IT, NO.
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I CAN'T HAVE
PIRATE'S BOOTY ?
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NO, BUT YOU
CAN HAVE A PEAR.
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HEY.
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WHAT ?
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LOOK AT THIS,
HEALTH-GLO.
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THOSE ARE, UH,
DAVID SCHWIMMER'S DAD'S NUTS.
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YEAH.
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YES, LET'S
CHECK THESE OUT.
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GOOD STATS.
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LOOK AT THIS, THERE'S ONLY
FOUR CASHEWS IN HERE.
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WELL, THE NUMBERS
ARE GOOD.
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LOOK, THEY'RE
ALL THE SAME.
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THIS ONE'S GOT
FOUR, THREE.
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THAT'S PROBABLY
A MISTAKE.
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THE WHOLE CASHEW-RAISIN
BALANCE IS ASKEW.
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IT'S AWFUL.
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THERE'S GOTTA BE
MORE CASHEWS.
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ABSOLUTELY.
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SCHWIMMER'S DAD'S REALLY PULLING
A FAST ONE HERE, YOU KNOW ?
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ALRIGHT, WELL.
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YOU CAN STILL EAT
TWO PACKAGES OF THEM.
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OKAY, FINE, TWO PACKAGES,
YOU KNOW WHAT ?
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I GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PLACE,
I GOTTA GET TO MY OFFICE.
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OKAY.
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* BACK ON
THE GREAT WHITE WAY *
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HEY BROADWAY.
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HOW WAS REHEARSAL ?
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IT WAS GOOD.
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YEAH ?
YEAH.
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SCHWIMMER'S GREAT.
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IS HE GREAT ?
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HE'S FIERCE.
IS HE ?
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YES.
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LOOK AT YOU WITH
THE DANCING TERMS.
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I'M GLAD
IT'S GOING WELL.
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YEAH,
IT'S GOING GREAT.
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I GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING
TO SAY THANK YOU
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FOR THOSE
TONIGHT SHOW TICKETS.
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REALLY, YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO DO THAT.
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MY MOM HAD
THE BEST TIME.
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WHAT HAVE YOU GOT ?
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JUST A LITTLE THING.
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OH, PICTURE FRAME,
THANK YOU.
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I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO GET YOU
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AND CHERYL SAID
IT MIGHT BE NICE.
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YOU KNOW, YOU CAN PUT A LITTLE
GLAMOUR-SHOT OF HER ON THE DESK.
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OH, IS THAT WHAT
SHE SUGGESTED ?
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AND THE DENTAL-HYGIENIST
CALLED,
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SHE SAID, PLEASE CALL
WHEN YOU GET IN.
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DENTAL-HYGIENIST ?
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HM, I WONDER
WHAT SHE WANTS.
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I JUST SAW HER
LAST WEEK.
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MM-HMM.
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OH.
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GET TOGETHER ?
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YOU AND ME ?
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REALLY ?
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AM I BEING
TOO FORWARD ?
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'CAUSE, WHEN YOU
WERE AT THE OFFICE,
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YOU GAVE ME
THE TONGUE SIGN.
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TONGUE SIGN ?
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I WAS JUST REALLY TRYING TO
GET SOME COTTON OUT OF MY MOUTH.
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( chuckle )
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So, uh,
I don't get it, why me ?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU REMIND ME OF
MY COLLEGE HISTORY TEACHER.
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WAS HE AN AVUNCULAR,
BALD JEW ?
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LARRY, I WAS,
OH, I'M SORRY, UM.
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( whispering )
You left your script
at the rehearsal.
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OH, OH, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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So, um, I can just
leave this here ?
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YEAH, PUT IT DOWN
OVER THERE, THANK YOU.
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HELLO ?
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SO, WHERE WERE WE ?
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SHE CALLS ME, JUST,
OUT OF THE BLUE.
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OUT OF THE BLUE.
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IT'S ALL SET UP
FOR NEXT THURSDAY.
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WOW.
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CAN I DO THIS,
IS IT WRONG ?
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YOU'RE NEVER GETTING
ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS
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FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE,
YOU HAVE TO DO THIS.
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IT'S A GIFT FROM YOUR WIFE,
SHE WANTS YOU TO DO IT.
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IT'S MY 10th
ANNIVERSARY PRESENT.
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IT'S YOUR 10th
ANNIVERSARY PRESENT.
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YOU HAVE TO DO IT.
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OH, I HOPE
I CAN DO IT.
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SHE'S FIERCE.
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OKAY, AT FIRST I THOUGHT
IT WAS MY IMAGINATION,
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BUT YOU'RE TALKING
REALLY GAY.
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NO, NO, NO,
REALLY GAY.
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GET OUT OF HERE.
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FIERCE ?
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WHERE DOES FIERCE
COME FROM ?
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AND EVERYTHING
IS THIS AND THAT.
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YOU KNOW,
WHAT DO YOU THINK ?
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STEVE, THE CHOREOGRAPHER,
SAYS IT ALL THE TIME.
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STEVE, THE CHOREOGRAPHER,
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YOU BEEN SPENDING
A LOT OF TIME WITH HIM ?
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I PROBABLY PICKED UP
SOME OF HIS MANNERISMS.
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SOME ?
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ALL, YOU'RE HIM !
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YOU'RE HIM.
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YOU'RE STEVE
THE GAY CHOREOGRAPHER,
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YOU'VE BECOME
STEVE THE GAY...
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OH, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
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AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS,
NO, NO, NO, THEN I, FIERCE !
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OKAY.
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THE FUCK'S GOING ON
WITH YOUR LOCKER ?
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WHAT ?
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IT'S A PIGSTY MAN.
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SO WHAT ?
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IT'S A MATTER OF THE CORE,
HAVE RESPECT FOR THE CLUB.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
THROWING ALL THAT
SHIT ON THE GROUND.
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YOU KNOW WHAT ?
MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS.
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HEY, NORM.
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HEY, JEFF.
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HEY, NORM.
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HELLO, LARRY.
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HEY, NORM, YOU SHOULD'VE
SEEN REHEARSALS, MAN,
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THEY'RE REALLY
COMING ALONG.
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OH, GOOD,
MEL TOLD ME.
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HEY, I FORGOT
TO ASK YOU.
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DO YOU WANNA PLAY GOLF ON
SATURDAY WITH MARTY FUNKHAUSER ?
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SURE.
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I DON'T THINK YOU'LL
BE PLAYING GOLF
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WITH MARTY FUNKHAUSER
THIS SATURDAY.
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WHY ?
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YOU KNOW LEO,
HIS FATHER ?
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YEAH.
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WE LOST HIM YESTERDAY.
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HODGKIN'S,
REAL BAD.
236
00:07:33,733 --> 00:07:34,800
OH.
237
00:07:34,833 --> 00:07:38,867
I THOUGHT HE HAD
THE GOOD HODGKIN'S.
238
00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:39,600
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS GOOD HODGKIN'S.
239
00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:40,533
YES, THERE IS.
240
00:07:40,567 --> 00:07:41,433
HOW DO YOU KNOW,
WHAT'S YOUR PROOF ?
241
00:07:41,467 --> 00:07:42,500
WHAT ARE YOU
A SCIENTIFIC...
242
00:07:42,533 --> 00:07:44,567
I'M GONNA TELL YOU
HOW I KNOW, OKAY ?
243
00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:45,900
'CAUSE I USED TO
WATCH PARTY OF FIVE...
244
00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,833
PARTY OF FIVE,
RIGHT THERE.
245
00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:50,600
CHARLIE, THE ORPHAN SON,
THE OLDEST ONE.
246
00:07:50,633 --> 00:07:51,733
HE HAD GOOD HODGKIN'S.
247
00:07:51,767 --> 00:07:53,867
I WOULDN'T BE GOING AROUND
QUOTING GOOD HODGKIN'S
248
00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:55,100
BASED ON
PARTY OF FIVE.
249
00:07:55,133 --> 00:07:56,500
JUST ME.
250
00:07:56,533 --> 00:07:57,967
OKAY, FINE.
251
00:07:58,067 --> 00:08:00,067
( Jeff )
HALF OFF.
252
00:08:00,067 --> 00:08:01,067
REALLY ?
HALF OFF, WHAT A DEAL.
253
00:08:01,067 --> 00:08:04,067
HERE YOU GO, GUYS.
254
00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:05,500
YOU GUYS GOT
A NICE DAY.
255
00:08:05,533 --> 00:08:06,900
THANK YOU, SVEN.
256
00:08:06,933 --> 00:08:08,200
YOU'RE WELCOME.
257
00:08:08,233 --> 00:08:09,900
ALRIGHT,
WHAT IS THAT ?
258
00:08:09,933 --> 00:08:11,333
IS THAT SWEDISH,
SVEN ?
259
00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:13,200
IT'S NORWEGIAN.
260
00:08:13,233 --> 00:08:18,967
I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT
SVEN WAS A SWEDISH NAME.
261
00:08:19,067 --> 00:08:19,967
IT'S NOT.
262
00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:21,533
SO I DON'T LOOK
SWEDISH, DO I ?
263
00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:23,433
IT'S A BIG DIFFERENCE.
264
00:08:23,467 --> 00:08:24,700
APPARENTLY.
265
00:08:24,733 --> 00:08:26,067
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE,
MAY I ASK ?
266
00:08:26,067 --> 00:08:29,833
CULTURE, LOOKS, NAMES,
HISTORY, FOOD, DANCING.
267
00:08:29,867 --> 00:08:33,233
OKAY, OKAY, SORRY,
HONEST MISTAKE.
268
00:08:33,267 --> 00:08:36,967
ARE SWEDES TOUCHY IF YOU
REFER TO THEM AS NORWEGIANS ?
269
00:08:37,067 --> 00:08:37,967
WHY DON'T YOU
ASK A SWEDE ?
270
00:08:38,067 --> 00:08:40,167
YEAH, MAYBE I WILL.
271
00:08:42,967 --> 00:08:43,800
HEY.
272
00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:44,767
HEY.
273
00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:46,200
HEY, FANCY-PANTS.
274
00:08:46,233 --> 00:08:48,233
OH YEAH, I GOTTA
GO TO A FUNERAL.
275
00:08:48,267 --> 00:08:49,700
UH, OH, I'M SORRY.
276
00:08:49,733 --> 00:08:51,467
YEAH, AH,
IT'S A GUY I KNEW.
277
00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:53,100
ARE YOU OKAY
TO MOVE AND STUFF ?
278
00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,433
YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH.
279
00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:56,267
HEY, SO I WAS IN THIS
GROCERY STORE A FEW DAYS AGO.
280
00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:57,567
YEAH ?
281
00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:01,067
AND, UH, I SAW A BAG OF
YOUR DAD'S CASHEW-RAISINS.
282
00:09:01,067 --> 00:09:03,067
OH, GOOD, GOOD,
DID YOU GET IT ?
283
00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:03,733
YEAH.
284
00:09:03,767 --> 00:09:05,533
IT'S KIND OF, UH...
285
00:09:05,567 --> 00:09:08,433
IT'S KIND OF SKIMPING ON
THE CASHEWS A LITTLE BIT.
286
00:09:08,467 --> 00:09:10,100
UH, WHAT DO
YOU MEAN ?
287
00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:13,467
WELL, THERE'S LIKE FOUR CASHEWS
IN A WHOLE BAG, YOU KNOW ?
288
00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:14,800
UM...
289
00:09:14,833 --> 00:09:16,500
HERE LOOK,
I'LL SHOW YOU.
290
00:09:16,533 --> 00:09:18,800
SEE ?
291
00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:21,600
WOW, YOU, YOU SAVED
A BAG TO SHOW ME.
292
00:09:21,633 --> 00:09:22,933
NO, I DIDN'T SAVE IT.
293
00:09:22,967 --> 00:09:25,067
I'M GOING TO THE FUNERAL,
I NEED A SNACK, ACTUALLY.
294
00:09:25,067 --> 00:09:27,133
I MEAN, THEY'RE VERY GOOD,
THEY'RE DELICIOUS CASHEWS,
295
00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,433
BUT, YOU KNOW,
WOULD IT KILL HIM
296
00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:29,267
TO PUT THREE MORE
CASHEWS IN THERE ?
297
00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:30,400
I THINK, YOU KNOW
WHAT IT IS ?
298
00:09:30,433 --> 00:09:33,067
I MEAN, THE CASHEWS
ARE EXPENSIVE, FIRST OF ALL,
299
00:09:33,067 --> 00:09:37,900
UM, THERE'S A SHORTAGE
RIGHT NOW.
300
00:09:37,933 --> 00:09:41,800
YES, IT'S FOR
THE LAST SEVERAL YEARS, UM...
301
00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:42,933
I NEVER READ ABOUT
A CASHEW SHORTAGE.
302
00:09:42,967 --> 00:09:45,167
WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT IN THE INDUSTRY.
303
00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:46,533
CAN I GIVE HIM A LITTLE
PIECE OF ADVICE ?
304
00:09:46,567 --> 00:09:47,600
PLEASE.
305
00:09:47,633 --> 00:09:50,833
I WOULD CALL IT RAISINS.
306
00:09:50,867 --> 00:09:54,300
AND THEN LET PEOPLE BE
SURPRISED BY THE CASHEWS.
307
00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:56,600
YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS,
ARE YOU ?
308
00:09:56,633 --> 00:09:57,767
I AM, YEAH.
309
00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,267
IT'S BETTER THAN
BEING DISAPPOINTED
310
00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:01,633
BY BUYING SOMETHING
CALLED CASHEW-RAISINS.
311
00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:04,067
WE COULD PUT MORE IN THERE, BUT
THEY'D CHARGE YOU A LOT MORE.
312
00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:05,133
THAT'S THE BALANCE.
313
00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:07,200
WE WANTED TO MAKE AN
AFFORDABLE SNACK, LARRY.
314
00:10:07,233 --> 00:10:08,633
AN AFFORDABLE SNACK.
315
00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:10,200
GIVE ME THREE MORE
CASHEWS IN HERE.
316
00:10:10,233 --> 00:10:11,633
I'LL BE A HAPPY MAN.
317
00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:14,033
THEN I THINK YOU GOT
THE RIGHT RATIO, THAT'S ALL.
318
00:10:14,067 --> 00:10:16,233
NO BIG DEAL.
319
00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:18,567
SHOULD WE JUST,
REHEARSE ?
320
00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,600
CAN WE GET STARTED ?
321
00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:24,567
HEY.
322
00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:26,833
HEY.
323
00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:28,567
LOOK AT THIS.
324
00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,667
LETTER FROM THE CLUB.
325
00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:32,200
I DIDN'T GET ONE.
326
00:10:32,233 --> 00:10:33,400
HAVING A DIRTY LOCKER.
327
00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,733
YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
328
00:10:35,767 --> 00:10:37,833
IF I DON'T CLEAN IT,
THEY'RE GONNA SUSPEND ME.
329
00:10:37,867 --> 00:10:39,667
BELIEVE THIS
BULLSHIT ?
330
00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:41,833
WOW, HOW DO YOU THINK
THEY FOUND OUT ?
331
00:10:41,867 --> 00:10:43,167
NORM.
332
00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,900
NORM, WHY WOULD HE
DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT ?
333
00:10:44,933 --> 00:10:46,067
HE HATES ME.
334
00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:46,933
HE HATES YOU, HUH ?
335
00:10:46,967 --> 00:10:48,233
HE HATES ME.
336
00:10:48,267 --> 00:10:50,667
WOW, THAT'S A HORRIBLE
THING TO DO.
337
00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:53,633
TERRIBLE, YEAH.
338
00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:55,467
WHAT DO YOU EAT
THOSE THINGS FOR ?
339
00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:56,767
WHAT, HEALTH-GLO.
340
00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,633
THERE'S NO CASHEWS IN THERE,
I LOVE CASHEWS.
341
00:10:58,667 --> 00:10:59,700
THEY PUT NO CASHEWS
IN THERE.
342
00:10:59,733 --> 00:11:00,967
YEAH, YOU KNOW
WHO MAKES IT ?
343
00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:01,567
WHO ?
344
00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:02,567
SCHWIMMER'S FATHER.
345
00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:03,833
SWEAR TO GOD.
YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
346
00:11:03,867 --> 00:11:05,900
WOW, YOU OUGHT TO TELL HIM
TO ADD MORE CASHEWS.
347
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:06,933
GUESS WHAT, I DID.
348
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:07,900
REALLY ?
349
00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:09,567
WOW, GREAT, GREAT.
350
00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:10,467
( Jeff )
HEY, NORM.
351
00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:11,600
UH, SHALOM, JEFF.
352
00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:12,300
HEY, NORM.
353
00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:14,200
YEAH ?
354
00:11:14,233 --> 00:11:16,433
CARE FOR SOME, UH,
CASHEW-RAISINS ?
355
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:19,067
NO, I HAVE
NO APPETITE.
356
00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:22,733
HEY, NORM, LET ME
ASK YOU SOMETHING.
357
00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:28,267
I GOT A LETTER FROM THE CLUB
ABOUT HAVING A DIRTY LOCKER.
358
00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:30,233
THEY DON'T LIKE
DIRTY LOCKERS.
359
00:11:30,267 --> 00:11:31,067
YEAH.
360
00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:32,233
YOU REMEMBER
BURT SUZUKI ?
361
00:11:32,267 --> 00:11:33,300
YEAH.
362
00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:35,433
THEY KICKED HIM OUT
A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO.
363
00:11:35,467 --> 00:11:37,067
FILTHY LOCKER,
FILTHY.
364
00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:38,267
YEAH, I WAS JUST
KIND OF WONDERING,
365
00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:41,567
MAYBE, IF YOU HAD
ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT ?
366
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,433
ME ?
367
00:11:42,467 --> 00:11:43,300
YEAH.
368
00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:45,600
NO.
369
00:11:45,633 --> 00:11:47,633
YOU SURE ?
370
00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:50,067
YEAH.
371
00:12:10,167 --> 00:12:13,233
( piano music )
372
00:12:17,767 --> 00:12:19,067
I'M VERY SORRY.
373
00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:20,067
THANK YOU, VERY MUCH.
374
00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:21,833
VERY SORRY.
375
00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,767
VERY SORRY.
376
00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,367
HI LARRY.
377
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,167
SORRY ABOUT
YOUR UNCLE.
378
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,733
THANK YOU,
VERY MUCH.
379
00:12:27,767 --> 00:12:29,367
VERY SORRY.
380
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,167
VERY SORRY.
381
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,767
SORRY ABOUT
YOUR DAD.
382
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,200
THANKS, LARRY.
383
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,667
HE WAS A GOOD MAN.
384
00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:39,967
HE WAS A GREAT MAN.
385
00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:44,100
MAYBE WE'LL PLAY GOLF SOME TIME,
WHEN YOU'RE, FEEL BETTER.
386
00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:49,067
FEEL UP TO IT.
387
00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:53,267
I DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU THAT
WEATHERMAN'S TIP, YOU KNOW ?
388
00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:55,700
RIGHT NOW,
I'M IN MOURNING.
389
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:58,300
NO, I'M NOT SAYING NOW,
BUT SOME OTHER TIME, YOU KNOW.
390
00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:02,633
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT,
DO IT, WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.
391
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,533
WHAT'S WITH
THE OPEN CASKET ?
392
00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:09,200
YEAH, WHY DO WE HAVE
TO GO LOOK AT THAT.
393
00:13:09,233 --> 00:13:12,067
HEY, JEFF ROSENTHAL.
394
00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:13,700
HE WAS A WRITER
ON PARTY OF FIVE.
395
00:13:13,733 --> 00:13:14,633
THAT GUY, REALLY ?
396
00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:15,533
YEAH.
397
00:13:15,567 --> 00:13:16,633
GO ASK HIM.
398
00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:19,600
EXCUSE ME.
399
00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,767
I'M SORRY, CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A SECOND ?
400
00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:22,900
SURE.
401
00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:25,067
UM, THIS IS GONNA
SOUND A LITTLE CRAZY,
402
00:13:25,067 --> 00:13:26,833
WAIT, DID YOU WORK
ON PARTY OF FIVE ?
403
00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:28,067
YEAH.
404
00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:30,867
YOU REMEMBER THE SEASON
WHEN CHARLIE HAD HODGKIN'S ?
405
00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:32,333
RIGHT, YEAH, YEAH.
406
00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:36,433
YEAH, OKAY, SO IN THE SHOW
DIDN'T HE HAVE GOOD HODGKIN'S ?
407
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:40,967
WELL, HE HAD HODGKIN'S
THAT HE SURVIVED, I MEAN,
408
00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:42,167
I DON'T KNOW
IF THAT'S GOOD,
409
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,167
BUT HE SURVIVED IT
SO THAT WAS GOOD.
410
00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,233
BUT ISN'T THERE A GOOD HODGKIN'S
AND A BAD HODGKIN'S ?
411
00:13:46,267 --> 00:13:50,933
NO, THERE'S HODGKIN'S
AND NON-HODGKIN'S LYMPHOMA.
412
00:13:50,967 --> 00:13:54,067
AND HODGKIN'S DISEASE
HAS A BETTER SURVIVAL RATE.
413
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,633
OKAY, SO THAT'S
A BETTER HODGKIN'S.
414
00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:58,833
I MEAN,
THAT'S A VALID POINT,
415
00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:01,467
BUT I WOULDN'T SAY
IT WAS GOOD.
416
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,267
IT'S BETTER.
417
00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,733
IT'S BETTER.
418
00:14:03,767 --> 00:14:06,267
OKAY.
419
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,767
BUT NOT GOOD.
420
00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,633
BETTER.
421
00:14:12,533 --> 00:14:14,067
OKAY, THERE'S TWO
KINDS OF HODGKIN'S,
422
00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:16,067
ONE HAS A BETTER SURVIVAL RATE
THAN THE OTHER.
423
00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:17,533
RIGHT.
424
00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:19,067
OKAY,
SO IT'S GOOD.
425
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,100
NO, IT'S NOT GOOD.
426
00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:22,300
WELL, IT'S BETTER
THAN THE OTHER.
427
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:23,867
OKAY, BETTER,
BUT IT'S NOT GOOD.
428
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,833
WELL, COMPARED TO
THE OTHER IT'S GOOD.
429
00:14:41,733 --> 00:14:42,533
WHAT ?
430
00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:43,700
MY 5-WOOD'S IN THERE.
431
00:14:43,733 --> 00:14:44,633
WHAT ?
432
00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:47,133
GO SEE FOR YOURSELF,
IT'S MY 5-WOOD.
433
00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:51,833
OH MY GOD.
434
00:14:51,867 --> 00:14:54,233
THE FUCK IS MY 5-WOOD
DOING IN THE CASKET ?
435
00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:55,767
I HAVE NO IDEA.
436
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,600
WELL, HE'D PROBABLY WANTED
BE BURY WITH HIS GOLF CLUB.
437
00:14:58,633 --> 00:14:59,867
YEAH ?
438
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:03,467
SVEN MUST HAVE PUT MY CLUB
IN THERE, PROBABLY ON PURPOSE.
439
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,767
THAT'S A HORRIBLE
THING TO DO.
440
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,267
THAT CLUB'S
IRREPLACEABLE.
441
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:07,867
IT'S 10 YEARS OLD,
THEY DON'T MAKE IT ANYMORE.
442
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:08,867
OH, I'M SO SORRY.
443
00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:11,600
I'M SORRY, MAN.
444
00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:15,567
YOU GOT YOUR CLUBS
IN YOUR TRUNK ?
445
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,800
YEAH.
446
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,567
NO, NOT, NO, NO, NO.
447
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,600
WHY ?
448
00:15:20,633 --> 00:15:22,300
BECAUSE I LIKE
THE WAY MINE FEELS.
449
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,767
YOUR CLUB, I CAN GET AT
ANY STORE IN THE COUNTRY.
450
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,100
BUT I LIKE THE FEEL.
451
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,233
IT DOESN'T MATTER,
IT'S ONE CLUB.
452
00:15:27,267 --> 00:15:28,500
I LIKE THAT CLUB.
453
00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:31,067
WHY SHOULD THIS GUY BE BURIED
IN ETERNITY WITH MY CLUB ?
454
00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:31,833
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
455
00:15:31,867 --> 00:15:34,633
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
456
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,567
I'LL BUY YOU A NEW CLUB TODAY,
THE EXACT SAME...
457
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,600
THE EXACT SAME ONE.
458
00:15:37,633 --> 00:15:47,667
AND IT BETTER
HAVE THE SAME FEEL.
459
00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:57,667
AND IT BETTER
HAVE THE SAME FEEL.
460
00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:52,400
MY UNCLE LEO WAS
MORE THAN MY UNCLE,
461
00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:54,067
HE WAS LIKE A SECOND
FATHER TO ME.
462
00:16:54,067 --> 00:16:58,067
AND LOVED LIFE,
MY UNCLE LEO, DIDN'T HE ?
463
00:16:58,067 --> 00:17:01,800
HE WAS A GUY WHO
LIVED IT TO THE HILT.
464
00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:05,933
LOVED HIS ONLY SON,
MARTY.
465
00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:07,733
HE LOVED A GOOD WALK.
466
00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:09,933
LOVED GINGER-ALE...
467
00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:11,700
ON ICE WITH THE FIZZ.
468
00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:14,300
HE LIKED
DRIVING HIS CAR.
469
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:15,800
HATED TO FLY.
470
00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:16,900
HEY !
471
00:17:16,933 --> 00:17:19,567
A SHORT NAP
IN THE AFTERNOON.
472
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:20,967
JEOPARDY.
473
00:17:21,067 --> 00:17:22,867
JEOPARDY, THOSE OF YOU
THAT KNEW HIM,
474
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:27,800
DISGUSTING.
HE LOVED TO FRAME THE ANSWERS
LIKE QUESTIONS, HUH ?
475
00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:33,067
EVERY SECOND TUESDAY,
A HAIRCUT.
476
00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:36,967
I'M JUST GONNA SAY GOODBYE
TO MY UNCLE LEO.
477
00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:42,667
MARTY, COME HERE
A MINUTE.
478
00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:49,667
IS THIS
HIS 5-WOOD ?
479
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,267
NO, SOMEONE MUST
HAVE SWITCHED IT.
480
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:58,933
( crowd gasping )
481
00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:02,667
WHAT IS THAT ?
482
00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:04,300
IS THAT A CASHEW ?
483
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,267
YEAH, IT'S A CASHEW.
484
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,067
IT...
485
00:18:30,867 --> 00:18:33,600
( Susie )
WE ARE KICKED OUT
OF OUR COUNTRY CLUB
486
00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:36,067
BECAUSE OF
A FUCKING 5-IRON ?
487
00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:37,800
IT WAS A 5-WOOD.
488
00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:39,133
JEFFREY ?
489
00:18:39,167 --> 00:18:41,100
YOU DIDN'T KNOW THE GOLF-CLUB
HAD YOUR NAME ON IT ?
490
00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:42,333
FUCKING IDIOT.
491
00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:45,300
WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO DO NOW, ALRIGHT ?
492
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,067
WHERE'S CHERYL
GONNA PLAY TENNIS ?
493
00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:50,767
THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION,
WHERE AM I GONNA PLAY TENNIS ?
494
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,733
I'VE BEEN PLAYING TENNIS
AT THAT CLUB FOR YEARS.
495
00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:54,067
SHE'S IN
THE TOURNAMENTS,
496
00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:55,667
SHE'S ONE OF THE BEST
TENNIS PLAYERS IN THE CLUB.
497
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,067
SHE'S NOT THAT GREAT,
BY THE WAY.
498
00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:59,467
NO, AS A MATTER OF FACT I AM AND
I THINK I PROVED THAT, OKAY ?
499
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,900
I BEAT HER
6-ONE, 6-LOVE.
500
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,433
TWO YEARS AGO.
501
00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:04,667
TWO YEARS AGO ?
502
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,400
AND YOUR STILL
HANGING ONTO THAT.
503
00:19:06,433 --> 00:19:08,267
YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
I'VE PLAYED TENNIS SINCE THEN,
504
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:09,133
YOU KNOW WHAT ?
505
00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:10,533
YEAH.
506
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:13,100
THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS
CHERYL CARES ABOUT THAT CLUB,
507
00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:15,800
I CARE ABOUT THAT CLUB,
SAMMY GOES TO DAY-CAMP THERE
508
00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:17,600
WITH THE SAME KIDS
SHE'S BEEN WITH FOR YEARS,
509
00:19:17,633 --> 00:19:20,067
AND YOU TWO DON'T GIVE A SHIT
ABOUT ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF.
510
00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:22,167
YOU'RE A FUCKING
NARCISSIST, OKAY ?
511
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:25,233
IT'S ALL A GAME,
ALL A BIG FUCKING GAME.
512
00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:26,300
WHAT ARE
WE GONNA DO ?
513
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,167
YOU KNOW WHAT,
YOU'RE JUST SO INCONSIDERATE,
514
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,600
YOU DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT WHAT'S GONNA
HAPPEN NEXT, DO YOU ?
515
00:19:30,633 --> 00:19:32,733
YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT 5-WOOD
WAS IRREPLACEABLE, OKAY ?
516
00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:33,733
MINE'S REPLACEABLE.
517
00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:34,933
YEAH, AND I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING ELSE.
518
00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:36,333
I WOULD RATHER BE
OUT OF THAT CLUB,
519
00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:38,067
WITH MY 5-WOOD,
THEN IN IT WITHOUT IT.
520
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:41,167
WELL, WE WOULD RATHER
YOU BE IN IT WITHOUT IT.
521
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,500
WE'VE NO PLACE TO GO,
NO PLACE TO PLAY.
522
00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:45,333
IT WAS OUR
SOCIAL LIFE !
523
00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:47,633
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT ?
524
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:49,733
I THINK MY FRIEND JULIE
WAS JUST SAYING THAT
525
00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:51,833
THE BEVERLY PARK COUNTRY CLUB
MIGHT BE TAKING NEW MEMBERS.
526
00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:54,300
GOOD COURSE,
IT'S PRETTY.
527
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:56,500
AND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL
COUNTRY CLUB.
528
00:19:56,533 --> 00:19:58,600
ALRIGHT, LOOK, I DON'T
WANT TO OFFEND YOU,
529
00:19:58,633 --> 00:20:01,467
BUT THERE'S, LIKE, THREE FUCKING
JEWS IN THE WHOLE CLUB, OKAY ?
530
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,100
IT'S NOT FOR US, IT'S WASP,
WASP, REPUBLICAN CITY.
531
00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:05,100
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT ?
532
00:20:05,133 --> 00:20:07,267
I FIT IN WITH YOU
GUYS ALL THE TIME,
533
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,633
FOR YEARS, I'VE BEEN
GOING TO YOUR THING, SO.
534
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,367
HOW AM I GONNA EVEN
GET BY IN THE INTERVIEW ?
535
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,767
THIS ONE WOULD STICK OUT
LIKE A SORE FUCKING THUMB,
536
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,100
THIS JEW-FACE
OVER HERE.
537
00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:16,867
OH, I'M MORE OF
A JEW-FACE THAN YOU ?
538
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,000
HEY FUCK YOU, LARRY,
539
00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:19,900
OKAY, I DIDN'T GET US
INTO THIS PREDICAMENT.
540
00:20:19,933 --> 00:20:21,967
I'M MUCH MORE GENTILE
THAN YOU ARE.
541
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,067
OKAY, OKAY, LOOK.
542
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:24,900
WE GET AN INTERVIEW,
WE GO IN THERE.
543
00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:26,133
IT'S A GREAT
GOLF COURSE.
544
00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:28,433
IT IS, AND THEY HAVE
BEAUTIFUL TENNIS COURTS.
545
00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:29,600
OH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT.
546
00:20:29,633 --> 00:20:32,433
YOU HAVE TO WALK ON THAT COURSE,
THERE'S NO CARTS,
547
00:20:32,467 --> 00:20:32,967
WE LIKE, YEAH,
WE LIKE TO TAKE A CART.
548
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,600
I'M NOT JOINING.
549
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,233
IT WOULDN'T HURT YOU
TO WALK A LITTLE JEFF.
550
00:20:36,267 --> 00:20:37,467
SO YOU GET YOUR EXERCISE
WHEN YOU GO GOLFING,
551
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,600
THAT'S WHAT
IT'S ALL ABOUT.
552
00:20:38,633 --> 00:20:40,133
YOU CAN'T EXERCISE
A LITTLE BIT ?
553
00:20:40,167 --> 00:20:42,400
I'D HAVE TO GET A DOCTOR'S NOTE
IN ORDER TO TAKE A CART.
554
00:20:42,433 --> 00:20:43,533
SO GET A FUCKING
DOCTOR'S NOTE !
555
00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:45,233
I DON'T KNOW
ANY DOCTOR.
556
00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:47,633
OH, IT'S ALWAYS
SOMETHING WITH THEM.
557
00:20:55,067 --> 00:20:56,567
HUSKY.
558
00:20:56,600 --> 00:21:00,100
HEY HUSKY, COME ON.
559
00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:05,267
WHAT'S GOING ON,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
560
00:21:06,867 --> 00:21:08,933
SHOULD I SIT ?
561
00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:11,633
YEAH.
562
00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:18,233
( growling )
563
00:21:18,267 --> 00:21:20,900
( screaming )
564
00:21:26,833 --> 00:21:29,600
THE DOG BIT
MY PENIS !
565
00:21:37,867 --> 00:21:42,667
FUCKING DOG SHOULD
BE PUT TO SLEEP.
566
00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:44,167
( Cheryl )
HE SHOULD BE
PUT TO SLEEP.
567
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,367
YOU THINK SO TOO ?
568
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,167
IT'S BITING PEOPLE,
JEFF, THAT'S DANGEROUS.
569
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,767
HE'S NEVER BITTEN
ANYBODY BEFORE, EVER.
570
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,433
HEY, IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME
WITH YOU AND THE DOG,
571
00:21:50,467 --> 00:21:51,333
I KNOW THAT.
572
00:21:51,367 --> 00:21:52,700
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
573
00:21:52,733 --> 00:21:54,667
WHAT HAPPENED
WITH THE DOG ?
574
00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:56,467
TELL HER.
575
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:58,167
NOTHING HAPPENED
WITH THE DOG.
576
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,700
WELL, OBVIOUSLY
SOMETHING HAPPENED,
577
00:21:59,733 --> 00:22:01,667
'CAUSE HE JUST SAID
IT'S NOT THE FIRST INCIDENT,
WHAT HAPPENED ?
578
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:03,367
HE PET THE DOG BEFORE.
579
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,100
DOG WAS IN HIS LAP,
HE GOT UP, HE HAD A BONER.
580
00:22:06,133 --> 00:22:10,733
WHY DID THE DOG
GIVE YOU AN ERECTION ?
581
00:22:10,767 --> 00:22:12,833
OKAY, AND WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME ABOUT THAT ?
582
00:22:12,867 --> 00:22:15,833
FIRST OF ALL,
THAT'S NOT TRUE, OKAY ?
583
00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:16,833
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
584
00:22:16,867 --> 00:22:17,700
I WAS PETTING THE...
585
00:22:17,733 --> 00:22:18,667
WHY WOULD
HE SAY THAT ?
586
00:22:18,700 --> 00:22:20,300
BECAUSE HE'S A MORON,
BECAUSE HE'S...
587
00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:22,067
I'M MAKING IT UP FROM
THIN AIR, WHAT HAPPENED ?
588
00:22:22,067 --> 00:22:23,767
I WAS PETTING THE DOG,
589
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,067
AND THEN THE DOG LEFT AND I
GOT UP AND I ADJUSTED MY PANTS.
590
00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:27,067
YOU KNOW NOT, NOT--
591
00:22:27,067 --> 00:22:28,267
BECAUSE YOU HAD
AN ERECTION ?
592
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:30,067
NO, BECAUSE I JUST HAD TO
ADJUST MY PANTS, THAT'S ALL.
593
00:22:30,067 --> 00:22:30,867
AND THEN
SUSIE SAW ME.
594
00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:32,333
WHAT WAS THE DOG
DOING TO YOU ?
595
00:22:32,367 --> 00:22:33,933
NOTHING, I WAS
JUST PETTING IT.
596
00:22:33,967 --> 00:22:35,433
YOU SEE
WHAT YOU DID ?
597
00:22:35,467 --> 00:22:37,100
YOU SEE WHAT
YOU DID NOW ?
598
00:22:37,133 --> 00:22:38,233
OH MY GOD, WAIT A SECOND,
WAIT A SECOND.
599
00:22:38,267 --> 00:22:39,967
IS THAT WHY TED DANSON
DIDN'T WANT YOU
600
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:41,100
TO TAKE CARE
OF HIS DOG ?
601
00:22:41,133 --> 00:22:43,400
MMM-HMM.
602
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,733
OH, GOD, I'M SO SORRY
TO KEEP YOU WAITING.
603
00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:50,900
IT'S PRIVACY HERE.
604
00:22:50,933 --> 00:22:54,367
OKAY, LET ME SEE,
I JUST GOT THIS,
605
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,800
I'M SORRY, I HAVEN'T
REALLY LOOKED AT IT.
606
00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:59,233
UM, THEY CHECKED YOU
IN OUTSIDE AND, UH,
607
00:22:59,267 --> 00:23:01,833
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ALLERGIES
TO MEDICINES OR, UH...
608
00:23:01,867 --> 00:23:02,767
NO, NO.
609
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,100
YOU HAVE A HISTORY
OF HEART DISEASE ?
610
00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:05,533
UH, HIGH BLOOD-PRESSURE ?
611
00:23:05,567 --> 00:23:06,800
ECZEMA,
ANYTHING LIKE THAT ?
612
00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:07,367
NO, NO.
613
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,767
OKAY, GOOD, GOOD.
614
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,600
UM, ALRIGHT,
SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM ?
615
00:23:15,967 --> 00:23:20,067
I, UH...
616
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:27,100
A DOG, UH...
617
00:23:27,133 --> 00:23:28,200
A DOG ?
618
00:23:28,233 --> 00:23:31,200
BIT ME OVER THERE,
BIT MY PENIS.
619
00:23:34,133 --> 00:23:36,267
A DOG BIT
YOUR PENIS ?
620
00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:41,167
OKAY, WELL, THAT
SOUNDS PAINFUL, SORRY.
621
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:46,733
UM, LET'S SEE OKAY,
LARRY DAVID ?
622
00:23:46,767 --> 00:23:51,500
OH, MY GOD.
623
00:23:51,533 --> 00:23:53,167
ARE YOU IN
THE PRODUCERS ?
624
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,467
YEAH.
625
00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:56,967
I'M BEST FRIENDS
WITH STEVE.
626
00:23:57,067 --> 00:24:00,533
STEVE THE CHOREOGRAPHER
FOR THE PRODUCERS.
627
00:24:00,567 --> 00:24:02,833
ANTHONY ?
628
00:24:02,867 --> 00:24:03,933
YES.
629
00:24:03,967 --> 00:24:04,867
YES.
630
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:06,267
HE MENTIONED ME THEN.
631
00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:10,467
HE'S TOLD ME A LOT ABOUT YOU,
ACTUALLY, HE SAID THAT, UH...
632
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,700
I THINK YOU LOVE
TO PLAY GOLF AND,
633
00:24:12,733 --> 00:24:14,800
I GOLF TOO,
634
00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:18,133
THAT'S THE ONLY REASON
I'M BRINGING IT UP.
635
00:24:18,167 --> 00:24:22,500
SO, OKAY, WELL, I'LL GO
ALL DAY IF YOU LET ME.
636
00:24:22,533 --> 00:24:24,167
WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE ME MISTER BAGGIE.
637
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:29,900
AND JUST STAND UP AND,
SHOW ME WHAT THE DOG DID.
638
00:24:42,067 --> 00:24:44,300
AND HE SAYS TO YOU,
YOU GOT IT OUT THERE,
639
00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:45,833
BUT IT'S LOW
AND TO THE RIGHT.
640
00:24:45,867 --> 00:24:47,400
HELLO, HI.
641
00:24:47,433 --> 00:24:50,200
ERIN TOLD US
TO COME RIGHT IN.
642
00:24:50,233 --> 00:24:50,733
YOU'RE EXPECTING US.
643
00:24:50,767 --> 00:24:51,333
UH, CHERYL ?
644
00:24:51,367 --> 00:24:51,933
YES, CHERYL.
645
00:24:51,967 --> 00:24:53,100
JIM RUMMINGTON.
646
00:24:53,133 --> 00:24:54,100
NICE TO MEET YOU.
647
00:24:54,133 --> 00:24:55,133
HELLO JIM, LARRY.
648
00:24:55,167 --> 00:24:57,767
LARRY ?
649
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,333
WHAT A GREAT PLEASURE
TO MEET YOU.
650
00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:00,200
I'M SURE
IT'S OURS, SIR.
651
00:25:00,233 --> 00:25:00,933
PLEASE,
HAVE A SEAT.
652
00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:02,067
OH, THANK YOU.
653
00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:02,667
( Larry )
HERE YOU GO,
SWEETHEART, HERE.
654
00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:05,067
THANK YOU, DARLING.
655
00:25:05,067 --> 00:25:06,967
BY THE WAY, GENTLEMAN,
656
00:25:07,067 --> 00:25:11,567
I MUST COMMENT ON HOW
FRIENDLY EVERYBODY WAS.
657
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,667
WE JUST PARKED OUR
HUMMER IN THE LOT.
658
00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:14,733
YOU HAVE A HUMMER ?
659
00:25:14,767 --> 00:25:16,067
OH YES.
660
00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:17,300
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT ?
661
00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:19,067
OH, LIKE IT ?
662
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,067
IT'S VERY ROOMY.
663
00:25:20,067 --> 00:25:20,967
WHAT A BEAUTY.
664
00:25:21,067 --> 00:25:22,267
FASCINATING.
665
00:25:22,300 --> 00:25:24,800
YEAH, I'M NOT REALLY TOO WORRIED
ABOUT THE GLOBAL-WARMING.
666
00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:26,633
PEOPLE LIKE IT
A LITTLE WARMER, DON'T THEY ?
667
00:25:26,667 --> 00:25:28,167
I MEAN,
AM I CRAZY HERE ?
668
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,633
BY THE WAY, WHERE DID
YOU GO TO SCHOOL ?
669
00:25:31,667 --> 00:25:33,100
NEW HAVEN,
WENT TO YALE.
670
00:25:33,133 --> 00:25:34,633
OH, I SEE, I SEE.
671
00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:36,100
DID YOU MEET
IN SCHOOL, IS IT ?
672
00:25:36,133 --> 00:25:39,267
UM, NO, ACTUALLY,
673
00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:41,900
IT'S, UH, SORT OF A
MAY-DECEMBER RELATIONSHIP.
674
00:25:41,933 --> 00:25:43,233
I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'VE NOTICED.
675
00:25:43,267 --> 00:25:44,600
WELL, I WOULD
CALL IT MAY-OCTOBER,
676
00:25:44,633 --> 00:25:46,200
I WOULDN'T GO SO FAR
AS TO SAY DECEMBER.
677
00:25:46,233 --> 00:25:50,433
NO, WE MET AT
A FUND-RAISER.
678
00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:52,733
OH, OH, WHAT WAS
THE FUND-RAISER ?
679
00:25:52,767 --> 00:25:53,667
IT WAS FOR, UH...
680
00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:55,067
REAGAN.
RONALD REAGAN.
681
00:25:55,067 --> 00:25:55,867
OH YEAH, OH I SEE.
682
00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:58,200
YEAH, WE WERE
BOTH VOLUNTEERING.
683
00:25:58,233 --> 00:26:00,800
JUST VOLUNTEERING
OUR TIME AND OUR EFFORT.
684
00:26:00,833 --> 00:26:02,100
GOOD FOR YOU.
685
00:26:02,133 --> 00:26:03,400
BECAUSE WHEN
YOU'RE YOUNG,
686
00:26:03,433 --> 00:26:06,100
YOU, THE ENERGY AND
THE POWER TO DO THOSE THINGS.
687
00:26:06,133 --> 00:26:07,267
YES.
688
00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:09,367
BUT NOW, THAT'S
THE INTERESTING QUESTION,
689
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,767
WHAT DO YOU
DO AFTERWARDS ?
690
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,200
RIGHT.
691
00:26:12,233 --> 00:26:15,333
THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION,
WHAT DO YOU DO AFTER THAT ?
692
00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:16,733
YOU MAINTAIN THAT
KIND OF COMMITMENT.
693
00:26:16,767 --> 00:26:17,933
YEAH.
694
00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:20,367
WE COME TO A PLACE LIKE
THIS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY CLUB,
695
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,333
AND WE, MAKE, UH...
696
00:26:21,367 --> 00:26:23,333
MAGNIFICENT, REALLY,
JUST MAGNIFICENT.
697
00:26:23,367 --> 00:26:26,300
YOU FEEL
COMFORTABLE HERE ?
698
00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:28,833
OH, SO AT HOME.
699
00:26:28,867 --> 00:26:30,067
QUITE COMFORTABLE.
700
00:26:30,100 --> 00:26:32,867
LET ME SAY THE GOLF COURSE
IS MAGNIFICENT TOO,
701
00:26:32,900 --> 00:26:34,500
YOU KNOW, I'M FAIRLY
NEW TO GOLF.
702
00:26:34,533 --> 00:26:37,667
UM, POLO WAS
MY GAME.
703
00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:38,733
REALLY ?
704
00:26:38,767 --> 00:26:40,800
OH, WHEN I HAD
A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT,
705
00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,300
I GOT HIT WITH
A MALLET IN THE HEAD AND,
706
00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:44,467
UH, FELL OFF THE HORSE,
AND, UH, UNFORTUNATELY I,
707
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:45,800
MY POLO DAYS
WERE OVER,
708
00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:48,667
BUT I FOUND THE SWING
REALLY WORKS FOR GOLF, IT'S...
709
00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:50,400
YES, HE'S A NATURAL.
710
00:26:50,433 --> 00:26:51,767
I PICKED IT UP
RIGHT AWAY.
711
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,367
YOU KNOW THAT'S RIGHT
IT IS A SIMILAR SWING.
712
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,967
THINK ABOUT IT, YEAH.
713
00:26:55,067 --> 00:26:57,167
RIGHT.
714
00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,267
BY THE WAY,
DID I NOTICE A, UH,
715
00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:03,067
LOG-CABIN REPUBLICAN
IN THE PARKING LOT ?
716
00:27:03,067 --> 00:27:04,200
WAS THAT YOU ?
717
00:27:04,233 --> 00:27:05,400
DID YOU LET
THAT ONE IN, KEN ?
718
00:27:05,433 --> 00:27:07,900
( laughing )
719
00:27:07,933 --> 00:27:09,800
OKAY.
720
00:27:09,833 --> 00:27:10,733
I THOUGHT WE DID.
721
00:27:10,767 --> 00:27:12,067
LET ME ASK
YOU A QUESTION.
722
00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:15,400
WHAT HOBBIES OR SOCIAL SOCIETIES
HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED IN ?
723
00:27:15,433 --> 00:27:16,500
MM, THAT'S
A FAIR QUESTION.
724
00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:18,133
OUTSIDE OF GOLF
OF COURSE.
725
00:27:18,167 --> 00:27:19,467
WE LIKE SAILING, UH...
726
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,633
YES, WE SAIL
AS A PAIR.
727
00:27:21,667 --> 00:27:24,933
GOT A, UH, SCHOONER
DOWN AT THE MARINA.
728
00:27:24,967 --> 00:27:27,067
A SCHOONER IN THE MARINA,
WELL, THAT'S MARVELOUS,
729
00:27:27,067 --> 00:27:28,433
YOU MUST KNOW
BAXTER CHURCHILL ?
730
00:27:28,467 --> 00:27:29,767
OF COURSE.
731
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,933
YES, YES.
732
00:27:30,967 --> 00:27:34,067
DO YOU SAIL IT YOURSELF
OR DO YOU HAVE A CAPTAIN ?
733
00:27:34,067 --> 00:27:38,200
OCCASIONALLY I'LL BRING
A CAPTAIN IN IF IT'S WINDY.
734
00:27:38,233 --> 00:27:39,800
COULD I ASK YOU A FEW
MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT,
735
00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:42,400
UH, ORGANIZATIONS
THAT YOU BELONG TO ?
736
00:27:42,433 --> 00:27:44,133
ABSOLUTELY.
737
00:27:44,167 --> 00:27:48,667
WELL, I'M A MOOSE...
AND AN ELK.
738
00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:49,667
YOU'RE A MOOSE
AND AN ELK ?
739
00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:51,100
I'M A MOOSE AND
AN ELK, YES, YEAH.
740
00:27:51,133 --> 00:27:52,100
THAT'S EXTRAORDINARY.
741
00:27:52,133 --> 00:27:54,300
I'M IN
THE ROTARY CLUB.
742
00:27:54,333 --> 00:27:57,200
WELL, OH MY.
743
00:27:57,233 --> 00:27:59,767
WHAT OTHER ORGANIZATIONS
ARE YOU MEMBERS OF ?
744
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,700
WE'RE IN THE COUNCIL
FOR CONSERVATIVE CITIZENS.
745
00:28:02,733 --> 00:28:04,633
NATIONAL RIGHT
TO LIFE COMMITTEE,
746
00:28:04,667 --> 00:28:06,767
WE'RE IN THE
HERITAGE FOUNDATION.
747
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,533
I THINK THIS HAS GONE,
UH, RATHER WELL.
748
00:28:08,567 --> 00:28:10,233
PROCEEDINGS HAVE
COME TO AN END.
749
00:28:10,267 --> 00:28:11,200
GREAT.
750
00:28:11,233 --> 00:28:12,967
WE'VE, UH,
ENJOYED MEETING YOU.
751
00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:14,367
OH, WE'VE ENJOYED
MEETING YOU.
752
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,500
YOU KNOW WHAT, GENTLEMEN,
BEFORE WE GO, UH,
753
00:28:16,533 --> 00:28:19,633
UNFORTUNATELY BECAUSE
OF MY POLO ACCIDENT,
754
00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:23,133
I'M NOT ABLE
TO WALK THE COURSE AND,
755
00:28:23,167 --> 00:28:25,100
UH, I'LL HAVE
TO TAKE A CART.
756
00:28:25,133 --> 00:28:27,367
THAT'S FROM MY
PERSONAL PHYSICIAN.
757
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,533
OH, I SEE.
758
00:28:28,567 --> 00:28:31,567
ONE, ANTHONY PARKER,
DOCTOR ANTHONY PARKER.
759
00:28:35,133 --> 00:28:37,700
( phone ringing )
760
00:28:37,733 --> 00:28:40,433
HELLO ?
761
00:28:40,467 --> 00:28:42,133
Hey, Dalilah,
it's Larry David.
762
00:28:42,167 --> 00:28:43,467
HI, LARRY.
763
00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:47,300
I'M SORRY, BUT I'M NOT GONNA
BE ABLE TO MAKE IT TONIGHT.
764
00:28:47,333 --> 00:28:49,200
WHY NOT ?
765
00:28:49,233 --> 00:28:51,900
A DOG BIT MY PENIS.
766
00:28:51,933 --> 00:28:55,867
( dial tone )
767
00:28:55,900 --> 00:29:00,067
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768
00:29:00,067 --> 00:29:04,233
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