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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:10,867 Captions made possible by HOME BOX OFFICE, INC. 2 00:00:13,533 --> 00:00:17,033 * LEO AND MAX, UP OFF OUR BACKS * 3 00:00:17,067 --> 00:00:20,767 * BACK ON THE GREAT WHITE WAY * 4 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:24,867 * LEO AND MAX, BACK ON THE TRACKS * 5 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:27,767 * WE'RE BACK ON TOP TO STAY * 6 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:28,933 OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. 7 00:00:28,967 --> 00:00:31,800 LARRY, YOU'VE BEEN DOING YOUR HOMEWORK. 8 00:00:31,833 --> 00:00:34,367 I'M ALL ASTONISHMENT. 9 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,433 REALLY ?! 10 00:00:35,467 --> 00:00:37,267 IT IS FANTASTIC, FIERCE, ABSOLUTELY, FIERCE. 11 00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:37,967 WAS IT FIERCE, IT WAS FIERCE ? 12 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:38,867 YES, IT WAS FIERCE. 13 00:00:38,900 --> 00:00:40,900 REALLY FIERCE. REALLY FIERCE ? 14 00:00:40,933 --> 00:00:42,133 MY PROBLEM-CHILD NO LONGER. 15 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:45,067 HOW DID, UH, I MEAN, WAS I THERE TOO, OR ? 16 00:00:45,100 --> 00:00:47,567 YEAH, YEAH, YOU WERE DOING THE STEPS, UM, 17 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,600 A LITTLE BIT LATE ON THE POD-BERET, 18 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:51,433 WHICH THEN MAKES YOU LATE FOR THE HITCH-KICK, SO. 19 00:00:51,467 --> 00:00:52,867 POD-BERET'S ARE REALLY TOUGH. 20 00:00:52,900 --> 00:00:55,400 POD-BERET'S ARE, LIKE, THE TOUGHEST THING. 21 00:00:55,433 --> 00:00:56,200 IT'LL GET EASIER. 22 00:00:56,233 --> 00:00:57,633 YEAH. 23 00:00:57,667 --> 00:01:00,967 BUT, OH MY GOD, THE DIFFERENCE IS JUST ASTONISHING. 24 00:01:01,067 --> 00:01:02,833 I KNOW, I DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT ANYMORE, I JUST DO IT. 25 00:01:02,867 --> 00:01:03,633 YEAH, NO, OF COURSE NOT. 26 00:01:03,667 --> 00:01:05,533 YOU KNOW, I JUST DO IT, YEAH. 27 00:01:05,567 --> 00:01:06,900 'CAUSE IT'S IN THE MUSCLE MEMORY NOW. 28 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:09,800 HEY, MICHAEL, TOO BAD YOU CAN'T SEE. 29 00:01:09,833 --> 00:01:10,933 YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. 30 00:01:10,967 --> 00:01:11,800 IT WAS GREAT, MICHAEL. 31 00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:13,667 ALRIGHT, THANK YOU, GREAT. 32 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:14,700 OKAY. 33 00:01:14,733 --> 00:01:16,567 OKAY. 34 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,133 HEY. 35 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:21,067 HEY. 36 00:01:21,067 --> 00:01:22,567 DON'T LET THAT POD-BERET STUFF... 37 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:24,100 OH, NO, I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT. 38 00:01:24,133 --> 00:01:25,100 I MEAN, I'LL GET IT. 39 00:01:25,133 --> 00:01:28,167 IF YOU WANNA DO ANY EXTRA WORK ON THAT, 40 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,333 YOU WANNA CONTINUE ? 41 00:01:29,367 --> 00:01:31,467 OH, I CAN'T TODAY, I'M MEETING, UH, MY DAD, 42 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:33,067 BUT, UH, TOMORROW WOULD BE GREAT. 43 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:33,933 OH, OKAY. 44 00:01:33,967 --> 00:01:35,600 YOUR DAD, HUH ? YEAH. 45 00:01:35,633 --> 00:01:37,267 YEAH. OH, HE LIVES HERE ? 46 00:01:37,300 --> 00:01:38,233 NO KIDDING ? YEAH. 47 00:01:38,267 --> 00:01:39,867 WOW, WHAT DOES HE DO ? 48 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:44,100 MM, UM, YOU KNOW, HEALTH-GLO ? 49 00:01:44,133 --> 00:01:45,600 THE MIXED NUTS ? 50 00:01:45,633 --> 00:01:47,967 YEAH, I'VE SEEN THAT, ABSOLUTELY. 51 00:01:48,067 --> 00:01:49,100 THAT'S HIS ? 52 00:01:49,133 --> 00:01:50,167 THAT'S HIM, MY DAD IS HEALTH-GLO... 53 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:51,500 WOW. 54 00:01:51,533 --> 00:01:53,067 HE STARTED THAT WHEN, LIKE, WHEN HE WAS, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, 55 00:01:53,067 --> 00:01:54,433 RIGHT OUT OF COLLEGE OR SOMETHING. 56 00:01:54,467 --> 00:01:55,633 YOU KNOW WHAT ? 57 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:58,700 I GET IDEAS ALL THE TIME ABOUT MIXED NUT PACKAGES... 58 00:01:58,733 --> 00:02:00,467 LIKE, I'LL SEE A MIXED NUT PACKAGE, I'LL THINK, 59 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:01,733 WHAT WOULD I WANT TO PUT IN A MIXED NUT. 60 00:02:01,767 --> 00:02:04,067 AND I HAVE, LIKE, MY OWN IDEAS ABOUT THAT, 61 00:02:04,067 --> 00:02:06,433 MAYBE I COULD PITCH SOME IDEAS TO YOUR DAD. 62 00:02:06,467 --> 00:02:07,600 HOW WOULD THAT BE ? 63 00:02:07,633 --> 00:02:10,567 IF I SAID I WANT TO COMBINE A PECAN 64 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,833 AND A BLUEBERRY, YOU KNOW ? 65 00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:13,833 YEAH. 66 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:16,567 AND A DRY CHERRY, AND MAYBE A, UH... 67 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:17,933 A FILBER OR SOMETHING ? 68 00:02:17,967 --> 00:02:21,767 YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF LIKE EVERYONE HAS THEIR IDEA 69 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:24,233 OF WHAT WOULD BE THE BEST COMBO. 70 00:02:24,267 --> 00:02:25,967 JUST PITCHING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. 71 00:02:26,067 --> 00:02:28,067 COME ON, YOU MUST GET PEOPLE ON THE STREET COME UP 72 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:31,667 AND PITCH YOU STORY IDEAS AND STUFF, IT'S JUST, 73 00:02:31,700 --> 00:02:33,733 YOU KNOW WHAT, STAY IN YOUR ELEMENT. 74 00:02:33,767 --> 00:02:34,767 YEAH. 75 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,667 BUT I DO HAVE SOME GOOD IDEAS. 76 00:02:36,700 --> 00:02:37,900 I'M SURE YOU DO. 77 00:02:37,933 --> 00:02:39,533 HEY, 9:00 A.M. TOMORROW, GUYS. 78 00:02:39,567 --> 00:02:41,300 OH, OKAY. OKAY. 79 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:42,700 I'M GONNA GO GET A SNACK. 80 00:02:42,733 --> 00:02:43,700 SNACK ?YE. 81 00:02:43,733 --> 00:02:44,500 I'LL GO WITH YOU. 82 00:02:44,533 --> 00:02:46,400 OH, GREAT. 83 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:49,233 YOU AND DAVID ARE SO GOOD TOGETHER, I'M SO HAPPY. 84 00:02:49,267 --> 00:02:51,467 LOVE HIM, LOVE THAT GUY. 85 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:52,867 YOUR CHEMISTRY TOGETHER IS FIERCE. 86 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:53,767 IT IS FIERCE. 87 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:55,200 ABSOLUTELY FIERCE, TOTALLY. 88 00:02:55,233 --> 00:02:56,300 IT'S FIERCE. 89 00:02:56,333 --> 00:02:58,300 AH, SO MUCH BETTER THAN BEN, DON'T YOU THINK ? 90 00:02:58,333 --> 00:03:00,433 BEN WAS SO BOSSY. 91 00:03:00,467 --> 00:03:02,833 YEAH, YOU KNOW AND HE HAD THAT KIND OF ENTITLED ATTITUDE, 92 00:03:02,867 --> 00:03:03,933 I DON'T CARE FOR IT AT ALL. 93 00:03:03,967 --> 00:03:05,333 TOTALLY, I KNOW. 94 00:03:05,367 --> 00:03:09,300 OH MY GOD, MY FRIEND ANTHONY WAS SUPPOSED TO COME TO REHEARSAL, 95 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:11,300 THAT'S RIGHT, AND HE DIDN'T SHOW UP. 96 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:12,967 OH, I'M SO WORRIED ABOUT HIM. 97 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:16,067 HE'S A DOCTOR, HE'S GORGEOUS, HE'S SMART, OBVIOUSLY, 98 00:03:16,100 --> 00:03:18,500 AND HE'S SINGLE NOW, HE JUST HAD A HORRIBLE BREAK UP. 99 00:03:18,533 --> 00:03:20,067 SO I'M KIND OF LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY 100 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:20,767 TO MATCH HIM UP WITH, NOW. 101 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:21,500 IS HE GOOD LOOKING ? 102 00:03:21,533 --> 00:03:22,800 GORGEOUS. 103 00:03:22,833 --> 00:03:27,167 * BA-DA-BA-DA-DA, PIRATE'S BOOTY, PIRATES BOOTY * 104 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,500 NO, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME, STOP IT, NO. 105 00:03:29,533 --> 00:03:30,600 I CAN'T HAVE PIRATE'S BOOTY ? 106 00:03:30,633 --> 00:03:32,067 NO, BUT YOU CAN HAVE A PEAR. 107 00:03:32,067 --> 00:03:33,233 HEY. 108 00:03:33,267 --> 00:03:34,200 WHAT ? 109 00:03:34,233 --> 00:03:36,200 LOOK AT THIS, HEALTH-GLO. 110 00:03:36,233 --> 00:03:37,433 THOSE ARE, UH, DAVID SCHWIMMER'S DAD'S NUTS. 111 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:38,200 YEAH. 112 00:03:38,233 --> 00:03:40,500 YES, LET'S CHECK THESE OUT. 113 00:03:40,533 --> 00:03:42,267 GOOD STATS. 114 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:44,900 LOOK AT THIS, THERE'S ONLY FOUR CASHEWS IN HERE. 115 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:46,233 WELL, THE NUMBERS ARE GOOD. 116 00:03:46,267 --> 00:03:47,567 LOOK, THEY'RE ALL THE SAME. 117 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,833 THIS ONE'S GOT FOUR, THREE. 118 00:03:49,867 --> 00:03:50,867 THAT'S PROBABLY A MISTAKE. 119 00:03:50,900 --> 00:03:53,900 THE WHOLE CASHEW-RAISIN BALANCE IS ASKEW. 120 00:03:53,933 --> 00:03:55,333 IT'S AWFUL. 121 00:03:55,367 --> 00:03:56,800 THERE'S GOTTA BE MORE CASHEWS. 122 00:03:56,833 --> 00:03:58,133 ABSOLUTELY. 123 00:03:58,167 --> 00:04:00,067 SCHWIMMER'S DAD'S REALLY PULLING A FAST ONE HERE, YOU KNOW ? 124 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:01,367 ALRIGHT, WELL. 125 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:02,867 YOU CAN STILL EAT TWO PACKAGES OF THEM. 126 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:05,200 OKAY, FINE, TWO PACKAGES, YOU KNOW WHAT ? 127 00:04:05,233 --> 00:04:06,767 I GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS PLACE, I GOTTA GET TO MY OFFICE. 128 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:08,067 OKAY. 129 00:04:13,333 --> 00:04:15,100 * BACK ON THE GREAT WHITE WAY * 130 00:04:15,133 --> 00:04:17,567 HEY BROADWAY. 131 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,300 HOW WAS REHEARSAL ? 132 00:04:19,333 --> 00:04:20,733 IT WAS GOOD. 133 00:04:20,767 --> 00:04:21,700 YEAH ? YEAH. 134 00:04:21,733 --> 00:04:23,133 SCHWIMMER'S GREAT. 135 00:04:23,167 --> 00:04:24,433 IS HE GREAT ? 136 00:04:24,467 --> 00:04:25,600 HE'S FIERCE. IS HE ? 137 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:26,700 YES. 138 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:28,133 LOOK AT YOU WITH THE DANCING TERMS. 139 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:31,267 I'M GLAD IT'S GOING WELL. 140 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:32,333 YEAH, IT'S GOING GREAT. 141 00:04:32,367 --> 00:04:34,600 I GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING TO SAY THANK YOU 142 00:04:34,633 --> 00:04:35,900 FOR THOSE TONIGHT SHOW TICKETS. 143 00:04:35,933 --> 00:04:37,800 REALLY, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 144 00:04:37,833 --> 00:04:39,267 MY MOM HAD THE BEST TIME. 145 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:40,233 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT ? 146 00:04:40,267 --> 00:04:41,800 JUST A LITTLE THING. 147 00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:43,833 OH, PICTURE FRAME, THANK YOU. 148 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:44,867 I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO GET YOU 149 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:46,267 AND CHERYL SAID IT MIGHT BE NICE. 150 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:47,967 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN PUT A LITTLE GLAMOUR-SHOT OF HER ON THE DESK. 151 00:04:48,067 --> 00:04:50,200 OH, IS THAT WHAT SHE SUGGESTED ? 152 00:04:50,233 --> 00:04:52,433 AND THE DENTAL-HYGIENIST CALLED, 153 00:04:52,467 --> 00:04:54,067 SHE SAID, PLEASE CALL WHEN YOU GET IN. 154 00:04:54,067 --> 00:04:55,233 DENTAL-HYGIENIST ? 155 00:04:55,267 --> 00:04:57,067 HM, I WONDER WHAT SHE WANTS. 156 00:04:57,067 --> 00:04:58,233 I JUST SAW HER LAST WEEK. 157 00:04:58,267 --> 00:04:59,167 MM-HMM. 158 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,333 OH. 159 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:02,067 GET TOGETHER ? 160 00:05:02,067 --> 00:05:03,633 YOU AND ME ? 161 00:05:03,667 --> 00:05:04,767 REALLY ? 162 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,600 AM I BEING TOO FORWARD ? 163 00:05:06,633 --> 00:05:09,500 'CAUSE, WHEN YOU WERE AT THE OFFICE, 164 00:05:09,533 --> 00:05:10,900 YOU GAVE ME THE TONGUE SIGN. 165 00:05:10,933 --> 00:05:12,233 TONGUE SIGN ? 166 00:05:12,267 --> 00:05:16,933 I WAS JUST REALLY TRYING TO GET SOME COTTON OUT OF MY MOUTH. 167 00:05:16,967 --> 00:05:18,200 ( chuckle ) 168 00:05:18,233 --> 00:05:20,100 So, uh, I don't get it, why me ? 169 00:05:20,133 --> 00:05:21,367 I DON'T KNOW. 170 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:24,067 YOU REMIND ME OF MY COLLEGE HISTORY TEACHER. 171 00:05:24,067 --> 00:05:26,667 WAS HE AN AVUNCULAR, BALD JEW ? 172 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:29,433 LARRY, I WAS, OH, I'M SORRY, UM. 173 00:05:29,467 --> 00:05:31,400 ( whispering ) You left your script at the rehearsal. 174 00:05:31,433 --> 00:05:34,433 OH, OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 175 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:35,933 So, um, I can just leave this here ? 176 00:05:35,967 --> 00:05:39,100 YEAH, PUT IT DOWN OVER THERE, THANK YOU. 177 00:05:47,667 --> 00:05:49,500 HELLO ? 178 00:05:49,533 --> 00:05:52,200 SO, WHERE WERE WE ? 179 00:05:53,567 --> 00:05:55,767 SHE CALLS ME, JUST, OUT OF THE BLUE. 180 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,533 OUT OF THE BLUE. 181 00:05:57,567 --> 00:06:02,467 IT'S ALL SET UP FOR NEXT THURSDAY. 182 00:06:02,500 --> 00:06:04,067 WOW. 183 00:06:04,067 --> 00:06:06,933 CAN I DO THIS, IS IT WRONG ? 184 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,367 YOU'RE NEVER GETTING ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS 185 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,800 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YOU HAVE TO DO THIS. 186 00:06:10,833 --> 00:06:13,967 IT'S A GIFT FROM YOUR WIFE, SHE WANTS YOU TO DO IT. 187 00:06:14,067 --> 00:06:15,700 IT'S MY 10th ANNIVERSARY PRESENT. 188 00:06:15,733 --> 00:06:17,733 IT'S YOUR 10th ANNIVERSARY PRESENT. 189 00:06:17,767 --> 00:06:18,833 YOU HAVE TO DO IT. 190 00:06:18,867 --> 00:06:21,433 OH, I HOPE I CAN DO IT. 191 00:06:21,467 --> 00:06:22,900 SHE'S FIERCE. 192 00:06:22,933 --> 00:06:25,833 OKAY, AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS MY IMAGINATION, 193 00:06:25,867 --> 00:06:27,800 BUT YOU'RE TALKING REALLY GAY. 194 00:06:27,833 --> 00:06:30,900 NO, NO, NO, REALLY GAY. 195 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:31,567 GET OUT OF HERE. 196 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,600 FIERCE ? 197 00:06:32,633 --> 00:06:33,467 WHERE DOES FIERCE COME FROM ? 198 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:35,300 AND EVERYTHING IS THIS AND THAT. 199 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:36,900 YOU KNOW, WHAT DO YOU THINK ? 200 00:06:36,933 --> 00:06:39,133 STEVE, THE CHOREOGRAPHER, SAYS IT ALL THE TIME. 201 00:06:39,167 --> 00:06:40,200 STEVE, THE CHOREOGRAPHER, 202 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,500 YOU BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME WITH HIM ? 203 00:06:41,533 --> 00:06:43,633 I PROBABLY PICKED UP SOME OF HIS MANNERISMS. 204 00:06:43,667 --> 00:06:44,233 SOME ? 205 00:06:44,267 --> 00:06:46,067 ALL, YOU'RE HIM ! 206 00:06:46,067 --> 00:06:47,267 YOU'RE HIM. 207 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:49,400 YOU'RE STEVE THE GAY CHOREOGRAPHER, 208 00:06:49,433 --> 00:06:50,167 YOU'VE BECOME STEVE THE GAY... 209 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,400 OH, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. 210 00:06:51,433 --> 00:06:54,767 AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS, NO, NO, NO, THEN I, FIERCE ! 211 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,433 OKAY. 212 00:06:57,467 --> 00:06:59,433 THE FUCK'S GOING ON WITH YOUR LOCKER ? 213 00:06:59,467 --> 00:07:00,400 WHAT ? 214 00:07:00,433 --> 00:07:01,467 IT'S A PIGSTY MAN. 215 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:02,667 SO WHAT ? 216 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:04,167 IT'S A MATTER OF THE CORE, HAVE RESPECT FOR THE CLUB. 217 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,200 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? THROWING ALL THAT SHIT ON THE GROUND. 218 00:07:06,233 --> 00:07:07,067 YOU KNOW WHAT ? MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS. 219 00:07:07,067 --> 00:07:07,767 HEY, NORM. 220 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:08,700 HEY, JEFF. 221 00:07:08,733 --> 00:07:09,433 HEY, NORM. 222 00:07:09,467 --> 00:07:10,667 HELLO, LARRY. 223 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:12,967 HEY, NORM, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN REHEARSALS, MAN, 224 00:07:13,067 --> 00:07:15,167 THEY'RE REALLY COMING ALONG. 225 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:17,367 OH, GOOD, MEL TOLD ME. 226 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,767 HEY, I FORGOT TO ASK YOU. 227 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:21,767 DO YOU WANNA PLAY GOLF ON SATURDAY WITH MARTY FUNKHAUSER ? 228 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:22,833 SURE. 229 00:07:22,867 --> 00:07:24,267 I DON'T THINK YOU'LL BE PLAYING GOLF 230 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:25,833 WITH MARTY FUNKHAUSER THIS SATURDAY. 231 00:07:25,867 --> 00:07:26,900 WHY ? 232 00:07:26,933 --> 00:07:28,367 YOU KNOW LEO, HIS FATHER ? 233 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:29,300 YEAH. 234 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:31,267 WE LOST HIM YESTERDAY. 235 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:33,700 HODGKIN'S, REAL BAD. 236 00:07:33,733 --> 00:07:34,800 OH. 237 00:07:34,833 --> 00:07:38,867 I THOUGHT HE HAD THE GOOD HODGKIN'S. 238 00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:39,600 THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GOOD HODGKIN'S. 239 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:40,533 YES, THERE IS. 240 00:07:40,567 --> 00:07:41,433 HOW DO YOU KNOW, WHAT'S YOUR PROOF ? 241 00:07:41,467 --> 00:07:42,500 WHAT ARE YOU A SCIENTIFIC... 242 00:07:42,533 --> 00:07:44,567 I'M GONNA TELL YOU HOW I KNOW, OKAY ? 243 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:45,900 'CAUSE I USED TO WATCH PARTY OF FIVE... 244 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,833 PARTY OF FIVE, RIGHT THERE. 245 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:50,600 CHARLIE, THE ORPHAN SON, THE OLDEST ONE. 246 00:07:50,633 --> 00:07:51,733 HE HAD GOOD HODGKIN'S. 247 00:07:51,767 --> 00:07:53,867 I WOULDN'T BE GOING AROUND QUOTING GOOD HODGKIN'S 248 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:55,100 BASED ON PARTY OF FIVE. 249 00:07:55,133 --> 00:07:56,500 JUST ME. 250 00:07:56,533 --> 00:07:57,967 OKAY, FINE. 251 00:07:58,067 --> 00:08:00,067 ( Jeff ) HALF OFF. 252 00:08:00,067 --> 00:08:01,067 REALLY ? HALF OFF, WHAT A DEAL. 253 00:08:01,067 --> 00:08:04,067 HERE YOU GO, GUYS. 254 00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:05,500 YOU GUYS GOT A NICE DAY. 255 00:08:05,533 --> 00:08:06,900 THANK YOU, SVEN. 256 00:08:06,933 --> 00:08:08,200 YOU'RE WELCOME. 257 00:08:08,233 --> 00:08:09,900 ALRIGHT, WHAT IS THAT ? 258 00:08:09,933 --> 00:08:11,333 IS THAT SWEDISH, SVEN ? 259 00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:13,200 IT'S NORWEGIAN. 260 00:08:13,233 --> 00:08:18,967 I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT SVEN WAS A SWEDISH NAME. 261 00:08:19,067 --> 00:08:19,967 IT'S NOT. 262 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:21,533 SO I DON'T LOOK SWEDISH, DO I ? 263 00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:23,433 IT'S A BIG DIFFERENCE. 264 00:08:23,467 --> 00:08:24,700 APPARENTLY. 265 00:08:24,733 --> 00:08:26,067 WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE, MAY I ASK ? 266 00:08:26,067 --> 00:08:29,833 CULTURE, LOOKS, NAMES, HISTORY, FOOD, DANCING. 267 00:08:29,867 --> 00:08:33,233 OKAY, OKAY, SORRY, HONEST MISTAKE. 268 00:08:33,267 --> 00:08:36,967 ARE SWEDES TOUCHY IF YOU REFER TO THEM AS NORWEGIANS ? 269 00:08:37,067 --> 00:08:37,967 WHY DON'T YOU ASK A SWEDE ? 270 00:08:38,067 --> 00:08:40,167 YEAH, MAYBE I WILL. 271 00:08:42,967 --> 00:08:43,800 HEY. 272 00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:44,767 HEY. 273 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:46,200 HEY, FANCY-PANTS. 274 00:08:46,233 --> 00:08:48,233 OH YEAH, I GOTTA GO TO A FUNERAL. 275 00:08:48,267 --> 00:08:49,700 UH, OH, I'M SORRY. 276 00:08:49,733 --> 00:08:51,467 YEAH, AH, IT'S A GUY I KNEW. 277 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:53,100 ARE YOU OKAY TO MOVE AND STUFF ? 278 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,433 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 279 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:56,267 HEY, SO I WAS IN THIS GROCERY STORE A FEW DAYS AGO. 280 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:57,567 YEAH ? 281 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:01,067 AND, UH, I SAW A BAG OF YOUR DAD'S CASHEW-RAISINS. 282 00:09:01,067 --> 00:09:03,067 OH, GOOD, GOOD, DID YOU GET IT ? 283 00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:03,733 YEAH. 284 00:09:03,767 --> 00:09:05,533 IT'S KIND OF, UH... 285 00:09:05,567 --> 00:09:08,433 IT'S KIND OF SKIMPING ON THE CASHEWS A LITTLE BIT. 286 00:09:08,467 --> 00:09:10,100 UH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? 287 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:13,467 WELL, THERE'S LIKE FOUR CASHEWS IN A WHOLE BAG, YOU KNOW ? 288 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:14,800 UM... 289 00:09:14,833 --> 00:09:16,500 HERE LOOK, I'LL SHOW YOU. 290 00:09:16,533 --> 00:09:18,800 SEE ? 291 00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:21,600 WOW, YOU, YOU SAVED A BAG TO SHOW ME. 292 00:09:21,633 --> 00:09:22,933 NO, I DIDN'T SAVE IT. 293 00:09:22,967 --> 00:09:25,067 I'M GOING TO THE FUNERAL, I NEED A SNACK, ACTUALLY. 294 00:09:25,067 --> 00:09:27,133 I MEAN, THEY'RE VERY GOOD, THEY'RE DELICIOUS CASHEWS, 295 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,433 BUT, YOU KNOW, WOULD IT KILL HIM 296 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:29,267 TO PUT THREE MORE CASHEWS IN THERE ? 297 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:30,400 I THINK, YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS ? 298 00:09:30,433 --> 00:09:33,067 I MEAN, THE CASHEWS ARE EXPENSIVE, FIRST OF ALL, 299 00:09:33,067 --> 00:09:37,900 UM, THERE'S A SHORTAGE RIGHT NOW. 300 00:09:37,933 --> 00:09:41,800 YES, IT'S FOR THE LAST SEVERAL YEARS, UM... 301 00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:42,933 I NEVER READ ABOUT A CASHEW SHORTAGE. 302 00:09:42,967 --> 00:09:45,167 WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT IN THE INDUSTRY. 303 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:46,533 CAN I GIVE HIM A LITTLE PIECE OF ADVICE ? 304 00:09:46,567 --> 00:09:47,600 PLEASE. 305 00:09:47,633 --> 00:09:50,833 I WOULD CALL IT RAISINS. 306 00:09:50,867 --> 00:09:54,300 AND THEN LET PEOPLE BE SURPRISED BY THE CASHEWS. 307 00:09:54,333 --> 00:09:56,600 YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS, ARE YOU ? 308 00:09:56,633 --> 00:09:57,767 I AM, YEAH. 309 00:09:57,800 --> 00:09:59,267 IT'S BETTER THAN BEING DISAPPOINTED 310 00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:01,633 BY BUYING SOMETHING CALLED CASHEW-RAISINS. 311 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:04,067 WE COULD PUT MORE IN THERE, BUT THEY'D CHARGE YOU A LOT MORE. 312 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:05,133 THAT'S THE BALANCE. 313 00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:07,200 WE WANTED TO MAKE AN AFFORDABLE SNACK, LARRY. 314 00:10:07,233 --> 00:10:08,633 AN AFFORDABLE SNACK. 315 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:10,200 GIVE ME THREE MORE CASHEWS IN HERE. 316 00:10:10,233 --> 00:10:11,633 I'LL BE A HAPPY MAN. 317 00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:14,033 THEN I THINK YOU GOT THE RIGHT RATIO, THAT'S ALL. 318 00:10:14,067 --> 00:10:16,233 NO BIG DEAL. 319 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:18,567 SHOULD WE JUST, REHEARSE ? 320 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,600 CAN WE GET STARTED ? 321 00:10:23,033 --> 00:10:24,567 HEY. 322 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:26,833 HEY. 323 00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:28,567 LOOK AT THIS. 324 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:30,667 LETTER FROM THE CLUB. 325 00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:32,200 I DIDN'T GET ONE. 326 00:10:32,233 --> 00:10:33,400 HAVING A DIRTY LOCKER. 327 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:35,733 YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 328 00:10:35,767 --> 00:10:37,833 IF I DON'T CLEAN IT, THEY'RE GONNA SUSPEND ME. 329 00:10:37,867 --> 00:10:39,667 BELIEVE THIS BULLSHIT ? 330 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:41,833 WOW, HOW DO YOU THINK THEY FOUND OUT ? 331 00:10:41,867 --> 00:10:43,167 NORM. 332 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,900 NORM, WHY WOULD HE DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT ? 333 00:10:44,933 --> 00:10:46,067 HE HATES ME. 334 00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:46,933 HE HATES YOU, HUH ? 335 00:10:46,967 --> 00:10:48,233 HE HATES ME. 336 00:10:48,267 --> 00:10:50,667 WOW, THAT'S A HORRIBLE THING TO DO. 337 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:53,633 TERRIBLE, YEAH. 338 00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:55,467 WHAT DO YOU EAT THOSE THINGS FOR ? 339 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:56,767 WHAT, HEALTH-GLO. 340 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,633 THERE'S NO CASHEWS IN THERE, I LOVE CASHEWS. 341 00:10:58,667 --> 00:10:59,700 THEY PUT NO CASHEWS IN THERE. 342 00:10:59,733 --> 00:11:00,967 YEAH, YOU KNOW WHO MAKES IT ? 343 00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:01,567 WHO ? 344 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:02,567 SCHWIMMER'S FATHER. 345 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:03,833 SWEAR TO GOD. YOU'RE KIDDING ME. 346 00:11:03,867 --> 00:11:05,900 WOW, YOU OUGHT TO TELL HIM TO ADD MORE CASHEWS. 347 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:06,933 GUESS WHAT, I DID. 348 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:07,900 REALLY ? 349 00:11:07,933 --> 00:11:09,567 WOW, GREAT, GREAT. 350 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:10,467 ( Jeff ) HEY, NORM. 351 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:11,600 UH, SHALOM, JEFF. 352 00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:12,300 HEY, NORM. 353 00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:14,200 YEAH ? 354 00:11:14,233 --> 00:11:16,433 CARE FOR SOME, UH, CASHEW-RAISINS ? 355 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:19,067 NO, I HAVE NO APPETITE. 356 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:22,733 HEY, NORM, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 357 00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:28,267 I GOT A LETTER FROM THE CLUB ABOUT HAVING A DIRTY LOCKER. 358 00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:30,233 THEY DON'T LIKE DIRTY LOCKERS. 359 00:11:30,267 --> 00:11:31,067 YEAH. 360 00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:32,233 YOU REMEMBER BURT SUZUKI ? 361 00:11:32,267 --> 00:11:33,300 YEAH. 362 00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:35,433 THEY KICKED HIM OUT A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO. 363 00:11:35,467 --> 00:11:37,067 FILTHY LOCKER, FILTHY. 364 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:38,267 YEAH, I WAS JUST KIND OF WONDERING, 365 00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:41,567 MAYBE, IF YOU HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT ? 366 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,433 ME ? 367 00:11:42,467 --> 00:11:43,300 YEAH. 368 00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:45,600 NO. 369 00:11:45,633 --> 00:11:47,633 YOU SURE ? 370 00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:50,067 YEAH. 371 00:12:10,167 --> 00:12:13,233 ( piano music ) 372 00:12:17,767 --> 00:12:19,067 I'M VERY SORRY. 373 00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:20,067 THANK YOU, VERY MUCH. 374 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:21,833 VERY SORRY. 375 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,767 VERY SORRY. 376 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,367 HI LARRY. 377 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,167 SORRY ABOUT YOUR UNCLE. 378 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,733 THANK YOU, VERY MUCH. 379 00:12:27,767 --> 00:12:29,367 VERY SORRY. 380 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,167 VERY SORRY. 381 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,767 SORRY ABOUT YOUR DAD. 382 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,200 THANKS, LARRY. 383 00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,667 HE WAS A GOOD MAN. 384 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:39,967 HE WAS A GREAT MAN. 385 00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:44,100 MAYBE WE'LL PLAY GOLF SOME TIME, WHEN YOU'RE, FEEL BETTER. 386 00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:49,067 FEEL UP TO IT. 387 00:12:49,067 --> 00:12:53,267 I DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU THAT WEATHERMAN'S TIP, YOU KNOW ? 388 00:12:53,300 --> 00:12:55,700 RIGHT NOW, I'M IN MOURNING. 389 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:58,300 NO, I'M NOT SAYING NOW, BUT SOME OTHER TIME, YOU KNOW. 390 00:12:58,333 --> 00:13:02,633 WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT, DO IT, WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO. 391 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,533 WHAT'S WITH THE OPEN CASKET ? 392 00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:09,200 YEAH, WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO LOOK AT THAT. 393 00:13:09,233 --> 00:13:12,067 HEY, JEFF ROSENTHAL. 394 00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:13,700 HE WAS A WRITER ON PARTY OF FIVE. 395 00:13:13,733 --> 00:13:14,633 THAT GUY, REALLY ? 396 00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:15,533 YEAH. 397 00:13:15,567 --> 00:13:16,633 GO ASK HIM. 398 00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:19,600 EXCUSE ME. 399 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:21,767 I'M SORRY, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND ? 400 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:22,900 SURE. 401 00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:25,067 UM, THIS IS GONNA SOUND A LITTLE CRAZY, 402 00:13:25,067 --> 00:13:26,833 WAIT, DID YOU WORK ON PARTY OF FIVE ? 403 00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:28,067 YEAH. 404 00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:30,867 YOU REMEMBER THE SEASON WHEN CHARLIE HAD HODGKIN'S ? 405 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:32,333 RIGHT, YEAH, YEAH. 406 00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:36,433 YEAH, OKAY, SO IN THE SHOW DIDN'T HE HAVE GOOD HODGKIN'S ? 407 00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:40,967 WELL, HE HAD HODGKIN'S THAT HE SURVIVED, I MEAN, 408 00:13:41,067 --> 00:13:42,167 I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S GOOD, 409 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:44,167 BUT HE SURVIVED IT SO THAT WAS GOOD. 410 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,233 BUT ISN'T THERE A GOOD HODGKIN'S AND A BAD HODGKIN'S ? 411 00:13:46,267 --> 00:13:50,933 NO, THERE'S HODGKIN'S AND NON-HODGKIN'S LYMPHOMA. 412 00:13:50,967 --> 00:13:54,067 AND HODGKIN'S DISEASE HAS A BETTER SURVIVAL RATE. 413 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,633 OKAY, SO THAT'S A BETTER HODGKIN'S. 414 00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:58,833 I MEAN, THAT'S A VALID POINT, 415 00:13:58,867 --> 00:14:01,467 BUT I WOULDN'T SAY IT WAS GOOD. 416 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,267 IT'S BETTER. 417 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,733 IT'S BETTER. 418 00:14:03,767 --> 00:14:06,267 OKAY. 419 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,767 BUT NOT GOOD. 420 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,633 BETTER. 421 00:14:12,533 --> 00:14:14,067 OKAY, THERE'S TWO KINDS OF HODGKIN'S, 422 00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:16,067 ONE HAS A BETTER SURVIVAL RATE THAN THE OTHER. 423 00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:17,533 RIGHT. 424 00:14:17,567 --> 00:14:19,067 OKAY, SO IT'S GOOD. 425 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,100 NO, IT'S NOT GOOD. 426 00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:22,300 WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN THE OTHER. 427 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:23,867 OKAY, BETTER, BUT IT'S NOT GOOD. 428 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,833 WELL, COMPARED TO THE OTHER IT'S GOOD. 429 00:14:41,733 --> 00:14:42,533 WHAT ? 430 00:14:42,567 --> 00:14:43,700 MY 5-WOOD'S IN THERE. 431 00:14:43,733 --> 00:14:44,633 WHAT ? 432 00:14:44,667 --> 00:14:47,133 GO SEE FOR YOURSELF, IT'S MY 5-WOOD. 433 00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:51,833 OH MY GOD. 434 00:14:51,867 --> 00:14:54,233 THE FUCK IS MY 5-WOOD DOING IN THE CASKET ? 435 00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:55,767 I HAVE NO IDEA. 436 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:58,600 WELL, HE'D PROBABLY WANTED BE BURY WITH HIS GOLF CLUB. 437 00:14:58,633 --> 00:14:59,867 YEAH ? 438 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:03,467 SVEN MUST HAVE PUT MY CLUB IN THERE, PROBABLY ON PURPOSE. 439 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,767 THAT'S A HORRIBLE THING TO DO. 440 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,267 THAT CLUB'S IRREPLACEABLE. 441 00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:07,867 IT'S 10 YEARS OLD, THEY DON'T MAKE IT ANYMORE. 442 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:08,867 OH, I'M SO SORRY. 443 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:11,600 I'M SORRY, MAN. 444 00:15:11,633 --> 00:15:15,567 YOU GOT YOUR CLUBS IN YOUR TRUNK ? 445 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,800 YEAH. 446 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,567 NO, NOT, NO, NO, NO. 447 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,600 WHY ? 448 00:15:20,633 --> 00:15:22,300 BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY MINE FEELS. 449 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,767 YOUR CLUB, I CAN GET AT ANY STORE IN THE COUNTRY. 450 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,100 BUT I LIKE THE FEEL. 451 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,233 IT DOESN'T MATTER, IT'S ONE CLUB. 452 00:15:27,267 --> 00:15:28,500 I LIKE THAT CLUB. 453 00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:31,067 WHY SHOULD THIS GUY BE BURIED IN ETERNITY WITH MY CLUB ? 454 00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:31,833 THAT'S NOT FAIR. 455 00:15:31,867 --> 00:15:34,633 THAT'S NOT FAIR. 456 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,567 I'LL BUY YOU A NEW CLUB TODAY, THE EXACT SAME... 457 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,600 THE EXACT SAME ONE. 458 00:15:37,633 --> 00:15:47,667 AND IT BETTER HAVE THE SAME FEEL. 459 00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:57,667 AND IT BETTER HAVE THE SAME FEEL. 460 00:16:48,167 --> 00:16:52,400 MY UNCLE LEO WAS MORE THAN MY UNCLE, 461 00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:54,067 HE WAS LIKE A SECOND FATHER TO ME. 462 00:16:54,067 --> 00:16:58,067 AND LOVED LIFE, MY UNCLE LEO, DIDN'T HE ? 463 00:16:58,067 --> 00:17:01,800 HE WAS A GUY WHO LIVED IT TO THE HILT. 464 00:17:01,833 --> 00:17:05,933 LOVED HIS ONLY SON, MARTY. 465 00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:07,733 HE LOVED A GOOD WALK. 466 00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:09,933 LOVED GINGER-ALE... 467 00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:11,700 ON ICE WITH THE FIZZ. 468 00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:14,300 HE LIKED DRIVING HIS CAR. 469 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:15,800 HATED TO FLY. 470 00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:16,900 HEY ! 471 00:17:16,933 --> 00:17:19,567 A SHORT NAP IN THE AFTERNOON. 472 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:20,967 JEOPARDY. 473 00:17:21,067 --> 00:17:22,867 JEOPARDY, THOSE OF YOU THAT KNEW HIM, 474 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:27,800 DISGUSTING. HE LOVED TO FRAME THE ANSWERS LIKE QUESTIONS, HUH ? 475 00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:33,067 EVERY SECOND TUESDAY, A HAIRCUT. 476 00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:36,967 I'M JUST GONNA SAY GOODBYE TO MY UNCLE LEO. 477 00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:42,667 MARTY, COME HERE A MINUTE. 478 00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:49,667 IS THIS HIS 5-WOOD ? 479 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,267 NO, SOMEONE MUST HAVE SWITCHED IT. 480 00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:58,933 ( crowd gasping ) 481 00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:02,667 WHAT IS THAT ? 482 00:18:02,700 --> 00:18:04,300 IS THAT A CASHEW ? 483 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,267 YEAH, IT'S A CASHEW. 484 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,067 IT... 485 00:18:30,867 --> 00:18:33,600 ( Susie ) WE ARE KICKED OUT OF OUR COUNTRY CLUB 486 00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:36,067 BECAUSE OF A FUCKING 5-IRON ? 487 00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:37,800 IT WAS A 5-WOOD. 488 00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:39,133 JEFFREY ? 489 00:18:39,167 --> 00:18:41,100 YOU DIDN'T KNOW THE GOLF-CLUB HAD YOUR NAME ON IT ? 490 00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:42,333 FUCKING IDIOT. 491 00:18:42,367 --> 00:18:45,300 WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW, ALRIGHT ? 492 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,067 WHERE'S CHERYL GONNA PLAY TENNIS ? 493 00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:50,767 THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION, WHERE AM I GONNA PLAY TENNIS ? 494 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,733 I'VE BEEN PLAYING TENNIS AT THAT CLUB FOR YEARS. 495 00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:54,067 SHE'S IN THE TOURNAMENTS, 496 00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:55,667 SHE'S ONE OF THE BEST TENNIS PLAYERS IN THE CLUB. 497 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,067 SHE'S NOT THAT GREAT, BY THE WAY. 498 00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:59,467 NO, AS A MATTER OF FACT I AM AND I THINK I PROVED THAT, OKAY ? 499 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,900 I BEAT HER 6-ONE, 6-LOVE. 500 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,433 TWO YEARS AGO. 501 00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:04,667 TWO YEARS AGO ? 502 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,400 AND YOUR STILL HANGING ONTO THAT. 503 00:19:06,433 --> 00:19:08,267 YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE PLAYED TENNIS SINCE THEN, 504 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:09,133 YOU KNOW WHAT ? 505 00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:10,533 YEAH. 506 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:13,100 THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS CHERYL CARES ABOUT THAT CLUB, 507 00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:15,800 I CARE ABOUT THAT CLUB, SAMMY GOES TO DAY-CAMP THERE 508 00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:17,600 WITH THE SAME KIDS SHE'S BEEN WITH FOR YEARS, 509 00:19:17,633 --> 00:19:20,067 AND YOU TWO DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF. 510 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:22,167 YOU'RE A FUCKING NARCISSIST, OKAY ? 511 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:25,233 IT'S ALL A GAME, ALL A BIG FUCKING GAME. 512 00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:26,300 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ? 513 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:28,167 YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE JUST SO INCONSIDERATE, 514 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,600 YOU DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NEXT, DO YOU ? 515 00:19:30,633 --> 00:19:32,733 YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT 5-WOOD WAS IRREPLACEABLE, OKAY ? 516 00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:33,733 MINE'S REPLACEABLE. 517 00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:34,933 YEAH, AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE. 518 00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:36,333 I WOULD RATHER BE OUT OF THAT CLUB, 519 00:19:36,367 --> 00:19:38,067 WITH MY 5-WOOD, THEN IN IT WITHOUT IT. 520 00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:41,167 WELL, WE WOULD RATHER YOU BE IN IT WITHOUT IT. 521 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,500 WE'VE NO PLACE TO GO, NO PLACE TO PLAY. 522 00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:45,333 IT WAS OUR SOCIAL LIFE ! 523 00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:47,633 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT ? 524 00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:49,733 I THINK MY FRIEND JULIE WAS JUST SAYING THAT 525 00:19:49,767 --> 00:19:51,833 THE BEVERLY PARK COUNTRY CLUB MIGHT BE TAKING NEW MEMBERS. 526 00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:54,300 GOOD COURSE, IT'S PRETTY. 527 00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:56,500 AND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY CLUB. 528 00:19:56,533 --> 00:19:58,600 ALRIGHT, LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO OFFEND YOU, 529 00:19:58,633 --> 00:20:01,467 BUT THERE'S, LIKE, THREE FUCKING JEWS IN THE WHOLE CLUB, OKAY ? 530 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,100 IT'S NOT FOR US, IT'S WASP, WASP, REPUBLICAN CITY. 531 00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:05,100 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT ? 532 00:20:05,133 --> 00:20:07,267 I FIT IN WITH YOU GUYS ALL THE TIME, 533 00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,633 FOR YEARS, I'VE BEEN GOING TO YOUR THING, SO. 534 00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,367 HOW AM I GONNA EVEN GET BY IN THE INTERVIEW ? 535 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,767 THIS ONE WOULD STICK OUT LIKE A SORE FUCKING THUMB, 536 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,100 THIS JEW-FACE OVER HERE. 537 00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:16,867 OH, I'M MORE OF A JEW-FACE THAN YOU ? 538 00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,000 HEY FUCK YOU, LARRY, 539 00:20:18,033 --> 00:20:19,900 OKAY, I DIDN'T GET US INTO THIS PREDICAMENT. 540 00:20:19,933 --> 00:20:21,967 I'M MUCH MORE GENTILE THAN YOU ARE. 541 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,067 OKAY, OKAY, LOOK. 542 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:24,900 WE GET AN INTERVIEW, WE GO IN THERE. 543 00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:26,133 IT'S A GREAT GOLF COURSE. 544 00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:28,433 IT IS, AND THEY HAVE BEAUTIFUL TENNIS COURTS. 545 00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:29,600 OH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT. 546 00:20:29,633 --> 00:20:32,433 YOU HAVE TO WALK ON THAT COURSE, THERE'S NO CARTS, 547 00:20:32,467 --> 00:20:32,967 WE LIKE, YEAH, WE LIKE TO TAKE A CART. 548 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,600 I'M NOT JOINING. 549 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,233 IT WOULDN'T HURT YOU TO WALK A LITTLE JEFF. 550 00:20:36,267 --> 00:20:37,467 SO YOU GET YOUR EXERCISE WHEN YOU GO GOLFING, 551 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,600 THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT. 552 00:20:38,633 --> 00:20:40,133 YOU CAN'T EXERCISE A LITTLE BIT ? 553 00:20:40,167 --> 00:20:42,400 I'D HAVE TO GET A DOCTOR'S NOTE IN ORDER TO TAKE A CART. 554 00:20:42,433 --> 00:20:43,533 SO GET A FUCKING DOCTOR'S NOTE ! 555 00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:45,233 I DON'T KNOW ANY DOCTOR. 556 00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:47,633 OH, IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING WITH THEM. 557 00:20:55,067 --> 00:20:56,567 HUSKY. 558 00:20:56,600 --> 00:21:00,100 HEY HUSKY, COME ON. 559 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:05,267 WHAT'S GOING ON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 560 00:21:06,867 --> 00:21:08,933 SHOULD I SIT ? 561 00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:11,633 YEAH. 562 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:18,233 ( growling ) 563 00:21:18,267 --> 00:21:20,900 ( screaming ) 564 00:21:26,833 --> 00:21:29,600 THE DOG BIT MY PENIS ! 565 00:21:37,867 --> 00:21:42,667 FUCKING DOG SHOULD BE PUT TO SLEEP. 566 00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:44,167 ( Cheryl ) HE SHOULD BE PUT TO SLEEP. 567 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,367 YOU THINK SO TOO ? 568 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,167 IT'S BITING PEOPLE, JEFF, THAT'S DANGEROUS. 569 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,767 HE'S NEVER BITTEN ANYBODY BEFORE, EVER. 570 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,433 HEY, IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME WITH YOU AND THE DOG, 571 00:21:50,467 --> 00:21:51,333 I KNOW THAT. 572 00:21:51,367 --> 00:21:52,700 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ? 573 00:21:52,733 --> 00:21:54,667 WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE DOG ? 574 00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:56,467 TELL HER. 575 00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:58,167 NOTHING HAPPENED WITH THE DOG. 576 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,700 WELL, OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING HAPPENED, 577 00:21:59,733 --> 00:22:01,667 'CAUSE HE JUST SAID IT'S NOT THE FIRST INCIDENT, WHAT HAPPENED ? 578 00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:03,367 HE PET THE DOG BEFORE. 579 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,100 DOG WAS IN HIS LAP, HE GOT UP, HE HAD A BONER. 580 00:22:06,133 --> 00:22:10,733 WHY DID THE DOG GIVE YOU AN ERECTION ? 581 00:22:10,767 --> 00:22:12,833 OKAY, AND WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THAT ? 582 00:22:12,867 --> 00:22:15,833 FIRST OF ALL, THAT'S NOT TRUE, OKAY ? 583 00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:16,833 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 584 00:22:16,867 --> 00:22:17,700 I WAS PETTING THE... 585 00:22:17,733 --> 00:22:18,667 WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT ? 586 00:22:18,700 --> 00:22:20,300 BECAUSE HE'S A MORON, BECAUSE HE'S... 587 00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:22,067 I'M MAKING IT UP FROM THIN AIR, WHAT HAPPENED ? 588 00:22:22,067 --> 00:22:23,767 I WAS PETTING THE DOG, 589 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,067 AND THEN THE DOG LEFT AND I GOT UP AND I ADJUSTED MY PANTS. 590 00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:27,067 YOU KNOW NOT, NOT-- 591 00:22:27,067 --> 00:22:28,267 BECAUSE YOU HAD AN ERECTION ? 592 00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:30,067 NO, BECAUSE I JUST HAD TO ADJUST MY PANTS, THAT'S ALL. 593 00:22:30,067 --> 00:22:30,867 AND THEN SUSIE SAW ME. 594 00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:32,333 WHAT WAS THE DOG DOING TO YOU ? 595 00:22:32,367 --> 00:22:33,933 NOTHING, I WAS JUST PETTING IT. 596 00:22:33,967 --> 00:22:35,433 YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID ? 597 00:22:35,467 --> 00:22:37,100 YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID NOW ? 598 00:22:37,133 --> 00:22:38,233 OH MY GOD, WAIT A SECOND, WAIT A SECOND. 599 00:22:38,267 --> 00:22:39,967 IS THAT WHY TED DANSON DIDN'T WANT YOU 600 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:41,100 TO TAKE CARE OF HIS DOG ? 601 00:22:41,133 --> 00:22:43,400 MMM-HMM. 602 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,733 OH, GOD, I'M SO SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING. 603 00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:50,900 IT'S PRIVACY HERE. 604 00:22:50,933 --> 00:22:54,367 OKAY, LET ME SEE, I JUST GOT THIS, 605 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,800 I'M SORRY, I HAVEN'T REALLY LOOKED AT IT. 606 00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:59,233 UM, THEY CHECKED YOU IN OUTSIDE AND, UH, 607 00:22:59,267 --> 00:23:01,833 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ALLERGIES TO MEDICINES OR, UH... 608 00:23:01,867 --> 00:23:02,767 NO, NO. 609 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,100 YOU HAVE A HISTORY OF HEART DISEASE ? 610 00:23:04,133 --> 00:23:05,533 UH, HIGH BLOOD-PRESSURE ? 611 00:23:05,567 --> 00:23:06,800 ECZEMA, ANYTHING LIKE THAT ? 612 00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:07,367 NO, NO. 613 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,767 OKAY, GOOD, GOOD. 614 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:12,600 UM, ALRIGHT, SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM ? 615 00:23:15,967 --> 00:23:20,067 I, UH... 616 00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:27,100 A DOG, UH... 617 00:23:27,133 --> 00:23:28,200 A DOG ? 618 00:23:28,233 --> 00:23:31,200 BIT ME OVER THERE, BIT MY PENIS. 619 00:23:34,133 --> 00:23:36,267 A DOG BIT YOUR PENIS ? 620 00:23:36,300 --> 00:23:41,167 OKAY, WELL, THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL, SORRY. 621 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:46,733 UM, LET'S SEE OKAY, LARRY DAVID ? 622 00:23:46,767 --> 00:23:51,500 OH, MY GOD. 623 00:23:51,533 --> 00:23:53,167 ARE YOU IN THE PRODUCERS ? 624 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,467 YEAH. 625 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:56,967 I'M BEST FRIENDS WITH STEVE. 626 00:23:57,067 --> 00:24:00,533 STEVE THE CHOREOGRAPHER FOR THE PRODUCERS. 627 00:24:00,567 --> 00:24:02,833 ANTHONY ? 628 00:24:02,867 --> 00:24:03,933 YES. 629 00:24:03,967 --> 00:24:04,867 YES. 630 00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:06,267 HE MENTIONED ME THEN. 631 00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:10,467 HE'S TOLD ME A LOT ABOUT YOU, ACTUALLY, HE SAID THAT, UH... 632 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,700 I THINK YOU LOVE TO PLAY GOLF AND, 633 00:24:12,733 --> 00:24:14,800 I GOLF TOO, 634 00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:18,133 THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I'M BRINGING IT UP. 635 00:24:18,167 --> 00:24:22,500 SO, OKAY, WELL, I'LL GO ALL DAY IF YOU LET ME. 636 00:24:22,533 --> 00:24:24,167 WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME MISTER BAGGIE. 637 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:29,900 AND JUST STAND UP AND, SHOW ME WHAT THE DOG DID. 638 00:24:42,067 --> 00:24:44,300 AND HE SAYS TO YOU, YOU GOT IT OUT THERE, 639 00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:45,833 BUT IT'S LOW AND TO THE RIGHT. 640 00:24:45,867 --> 00:24:47,400 HELLO, HI. 641 00:24:47,433 --> 00:24:50,200 ERIN TOLD US TO COME RIGHT IN. 642 00:24:50,233 --> 00:24:50,733 YOU'RE EXPECTING US. 643 00:24:50,767 --> 00:24:51,333 UH, CHERYL ? 644 00:24:51,367 --> 00:24:51,933 YES, CHERYL. 645 00:24:51,967 --> 00:24:53,100 JIM RUMMINGTON. 646 00:24:53,133 --> 00:24:54,100 NICE TO MEET YOU. 647 00:24:54,133 --> 00:24:55,133 HELLO JIM, LARRY. 648 00:24:55,167 --> 00:24:57,767 LARRY ? 649 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,333 WHAT A GREAT PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 650 00:24:59,367 --> 00:25:00,200 I'M SURE IT'S OURS, SIR. 651 00:25:00,233 --> 00:25:00,933 PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT. 652 00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:02,067 OH, THANK YOU. 653 00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:02,667 ( Larry ) HERE YOU GO, SWEETHEART, HERE. 654 00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:05,067 THANK YOU, DARLING. 655 00:25:05,067 --> 00:25:06,967 BY THE WAY, GENTLEMAN, 656 00:25:07,067 --> 00:25:11,567 I MUST COMMENT ON HOW FRIENDLY EVERYBODY WAS. 657 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:13,667 WE JUST PARKED OUR HUMMER IN THE LOT. 658 00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:14,733 YOU HAVE A HUMMER ? 659 00:25:14,767 --> 00:25:16,067 OH YES. 660 00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:17,300 HOW DO YOU LIKE IT ? 661 00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:19,067 OH, LIKE IT ? 662 00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,067 IT'S VERY ROOMY. 663 00:25:20,067 --> 00:25:20,967 WHAT A BEAUTY. 664 00:25:21,067 --> 00:25:22,267 FASCINATING. 665 00:25:22,300 --> 00:25:24,800 YEAH, I'M NOT REALLY TOO WORRIED ABOUT THE GLOBAL-WARMING. 666 00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:26,633 PEOPLE LIKE IT A LITTLE WARMER, DON'T THEY ? 667 00:25:26,667 --> 00:25:28,167 I MEAN, AM I CRAZY HERE ? 668 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:31,633 BY THE WAY, WHERE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL ? 669 00:25:31,667 --> 00:25:33,100 NEW HAVEN, WENT TO YALE. 670 00:25:33,133 --> 00:25:34,633 OH, I SEE, I SEE. 671 00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:36,100 DID YOU MEET IN SCHOOL, IS IT ? 672 00:25:36,133 --> 00:25:39,267 UM, NO, ACTUALLY, 673 00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:41,900 IT'S, UH, SORT OF A MAY-DECEMBER RELATIONSHIP. 674 00:25:41,933 --> 00:25:43,233 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE NOTICED. 675 00:25:43,267 --> 00:25:44,600 WELL, I WOULD CALL IT MAY-OCTOBER, 676 00:25:44,633 --> 00:25:46,200 I WOULDN'T GO SO FAR AS TO SAY DECEMBER. 677 00:25:46,233 --> 00:25:50,433 NO, WE MET AT A FUND-RAISER. 678 00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:52,733 OH, OH, WHAT WAS THE FUND-RAISER ? 679 00:25:52,767 --> 00:25:53,667 IT WAS FOR, UH... 680 00:25:53,700 --> 00:25:55,067 REAGAN. RONALD REAGAN. 681 00:25:55,067 --> 00:25:55,867 OH YEAH, OH I SEE. 682 00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:58,200 YEAH, WE WERE BOTH VOLUNTEERING. 683 00:25:58,233 --> 00:26:00,800 JUST VOLUNTEERING OUR TIME AND OUR EFFORT. 684 00:26:00,833 --> 00:26:02,100 GOOD FOR YOU. 685 00:26:02,133 --> 00:26:03,400 BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG, 686 00:26:03,433 --> 00:26:06,100 YOU, THE ENERGY AND THE POWER TO DO THOSE THINGS. 687 00:26:06,133 --> 00:26:07,267 YES. 688 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:09,367 BUT NOW, THAT'S THE INTERESTING QUESTION, 689 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,767 WHAT DO YOU DO AFTERWARDS ? 690 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,200 RIGHT. 691 00:26:12,233 --> 00:26:15,333 THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION, WHAT DO YOU DO AFTER THAT ? 692 00:26:15,367 --> 00:26:16,733 YOU MAINTAIN THAT KIND OF COMMITMENT. 693 00:26:16,767 --> 00:26:17,933 YEAH. 694 00:26:17,967 --> 00:26:20,367 WE COME TO A PLACE LIKE THIS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY CLUB, 695 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:21,333 AND WE, MAKE, UH... 696 00:26:21,367 --> 00:26:23,333 MAGNIFICENT, REALLY, JUST MAGNIFICENT. 697 00:26:23,367 --> 00:26:26,300 YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE HERE ? 698 00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:28,833 OH, SO AT HOME. 699 00:26:28,867 --> 00:26:30,067 QUITE COMFORTABLE. 700 00:26:30,100 --> 00:26:32,867 LET ME SAY THE GOLF COURSE IS MAGNIFICENT TOO, 701 00:26:32,900 --> 00:26:34,500 YOU KNOW, I'M FAIRLY NEW TO GOLF. 702 00:26:34,533 --> 00:26:37,667 UM, POLO WAS MY GAME. 703 00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:38,733 REALLY ? 704 00:26:38,767 --> 00:26:40,800 OH, WHEN I HAD A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT, 705 00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,300 I GOT HIT WITH A MALLET IN THE HEAD AND, 706 00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:44,467 UH, FELL OFF THE HORSE, AND, UH, UNFORTUNATELY I, 707 00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:45,800 MY POLO DAYS WERE OVER, 708 00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:48,667 BUT I FOUND THE SWING REALLY WORKS FOR GOLF, IT'S... 709 00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:50,400 YES, HE'S A NATURAL. 710 00:26:50,433 --> 00:26:51,767 I PICKED IT UP RIGHT AWAY. 711 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,367 YOU KNOW THAT'S RIGHT IT IS A SIMILAR SWING. 712 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,967 THINK ABOUT IT, YEAH. 713 00:26:55,067 --> 00:26:57,167 RIGHT. 714 00:26:57,200 --> 00:27:00,267 BY THE WAY, DID I NOTICE A, UH, 715 00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:03,067 LOG-CABIN REPUBLICAN IN THE PARKING LOT ? 716 00:27:03,067 --> 00:27:04,200 WAS THAT YOU ? 717 00:27:04,233 --> 00:27:05,400 DID YOU LET THAT ONE IN, KEN ? 718 00:27:05,433 --> 00:27:07,900 ( laughing ) 719 00:27:07,933 --> 00:27:09,800 OKAY. 720 00:27:09,833 --> 00:27:10,733 I THOUGHT WE DID. 721 00:27:10,767 --> 00:27:12,067 LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. 722 00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:15,400 WHAT HOBBIES OR SOCIAL SOCIETIES HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED IN ? 723 00:27:15,433 --> 00:27:16,500 MM, THAT'S A FAIR QUESTION. 724 00:27:16,533 --> 00:27:18,133 OUTSIDE OF GOLF OF COURSE. 725 00:27:18,167 --> 00:27:19,467 WE LIKE SAILING, UH... 726 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,633 YES, WE SAIL AS A PAIR. 727 00:27:21,667 --> 00:27:24,933 GOT A, UH, SCHOONER DOWN AT THE MARINA. 728 00:27:24,967 --> 00:27:27,067 A SCHOONER IN THE MARINA, WELL, THAT'S MARVELOUS, 729 00:27:27,067 --> 00:27:28,433 YOU MUST KNOW BAXTER CHURCHILL ? 730 00:27:28,467 --> 00:27:29,767 OF COURSE. 731 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,933 YES, YES. 732 00:27:30,967 --> 00:27:34,067 DO YOU SAIL IT YOURSELF OR DO YOU HAVE A CAPTAIN ? 733 00:27:34,067 --> 00:27:38,200 OCCASIONALLY I'LL BRING A CAPTAIN IN IF IT'S WINDY. 734 00:27:38,233 --> 00:27:39,800 COULD I ASK YOU A FEW MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT, 735 00:27:39,833 --> 00:27:42,400 UH, ORGANIZATIONS THAT YOU BELONG TO ? 736 00:27:42,433 --> 00:27:44,133 ABSOLUTELY. 737 00:27:44,167 --> 00:27:48,667 WELL, I'M A MOOSE... AND AN ELK. 738 00:27:48,700 --> 00:27:49,667 YOU'RE A MOOSE AND AN ELK ? 739 00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:51,100 I'M A MOOSE AND AN ELK, YES, YEAH. 740 00:27:51,133 --> 00:27:52,100 THAT'S EXTRAORDINARY. 741 00:27:52,133 --> 00:27:54,300 I'M IN THE ROTARY CLUB. 742 00:27:54,333 --> 00:27:57,200 WELL, OH MY. 743 00:27:57,233 --> 00:27:59,767 WHAT OTHER ORGANIZATIONS ARE YOU MEMBERS OF ? 744 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,700 WE'RE IN THE COUNCIL FOR CONSERVATIVE CITIZENS. 745 00:28:02,733 --> 00:28:04,633 NATIONAL RIGHT TO LIFE COMMITTEE, 746 00:28:04,667 --> 00:28:06,767 WE'RE IN THE HERITAGE FOUNDATION. 747 00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:08,533 I THINK THIS HAS GONE, UH, RATHER WELL. 748 00:28:08,567 --> 00:28:10,233 PROCEEDINGS HAVE COME TO AN END. 749 00:28:10,267 --> 00:28:11,200 GREAT. 750 00:28:11,233 --> 00:28:12,967 WE'VE, UH, ENJOYED MEETING YOU. 751 00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:14,367 OH, WE'VE ENJOYED MEETING YOU. 752 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,500 YOU KNOW WHAT, GENTLEMEN, BEFORE WE GO, UH, 753 00:28:16,533 --> 00:28:19,633 UNFORTUNATELY BECAUSE OF MY POLO ACCIDENT, 754 00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:23,133 I'M NOT ABLE TO WALK THE COURSE AND, 755 00:28:23,167 --> 00:28:25,100 UH, I'LL HAVE TO TAKE A CART. 756 00:28:25,133 --> 00:28:27,367 THAT'S FROM MY PERSONAL PHYSICIAN. 757 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,533 OH, I SEE. 758 00:28:28,567 --> 00:28:31,567 ONE, ANTHONY PARKER, DOCTOR ANTHONY PARKER. 759 00:28:35,133 --> 00:28:37,700 ( phone ringing ) 760 00:28:37,733 --> 00:28:40,433 HELLO ? 761 00:28:40,467 --> 00:28:42,133 Hey, Dalilah, it's Larry David. 762 00:28:42,167 --> 00:28:43,467 HI, LARRY. 763 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:47,300 I'M SORRY, BUT I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE IT TONIGHT. 764 00:28:47,333 --> 00:28:49,200 WHY NOT ? 765 00:28:49,233 --> 00:28:51,900 A DOG BIT MY PENIS. 766 00:28:51,933 --> 00:28:55,867 ( dial tone ) 767 00:28:55,900 --> 00:29:00,067 Captions Copyright 2003 HOME BOX OFFICE, INC. 768 00:29:00,067 --> 00:29:04,233 Captioned by HBO COMMUNICATIONS CENTER 49592

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