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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:46,641 GREEN ELEPHANT 2 00:00:51,194 --> 00:00:52,972 Please get old folks, children and pregnant women away from the screen 3 00:01:06,091 --> 00:01:06,998 Come in! 4 00:01:08,553 --> 00:01:11,151 You called for me, comrade captain? - I did. - 5 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:14,173 Two have been brought in. - Do I register them? - 6 00:01:14,178 --> 00:01:17,313 Register, as it is required. - I understand. - 7 00:01:17,970 --> 00:01:19,749 Then you can go. 8 00:01:23,605 --> 00:01:27,784 Listen...what time is it? do you know? 9 00:01:28,707 --> 00:01:30,920 Just approximately... - can't you sense it? - 10 00:01:35,292 --> 00:01:38,036 I asked what time it is... - Just a moment, wait. - 11 00:01:39,487 --> 00:01:41,981 Anyway, it's all the same, what time is it? 12 00:01:43,883 --> 00:01:46,349 I don't care what's going on there. - Then don't fucking talk. - 13 00:01:46,350 --> 00:01:47,419 Sit down. 14 00:01:47,788 --> 00:01:50,868 One can't do much sitting here. 15 00:01:51,223 --> 00:01:54,558 Here you can only stand and rest. 16 00:01:55,439 --> 00:01:57,422 Some bullshit...Stepan Razin... I don't give a fuck. 17 00:01:57,423 --> 00:02:01,401 Those drops don't do a fucking thing. Drops, drops... 18 00:02:01,504 --> 00:02:05,081 Sit down and give it a try. Sit the fuck down... 19 00:02:05,161 --> 00:02:07,038 I'll give it a try now. 20 00:02:10,550 --> 00:02:17,794 Earlier, when I was still in normal service, I did 20 push-ups every day... 21 00:02:19,085 --> 00:02:24,233 before dinner, I did 20 push-ups... 22 00:02:25,039 --> 00:02:28,285 Fuck, that's like some bird shitting, you know. 23 00:02:28,685 --> 00:02:32,231 I'll show you how I did push-ups. Look. 24 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:41,189 At first I did them like this... one time, softly, and after that... 25 00:02:45,586 --> 00:02:46,756 Do you get it? 26 00:02:49,548 --> 00:02:52,659 And about 20 times like that before dinner. 27 00:02:55,659 --> 00:03:04,025 Then spirits appeared in our garrison, and I took about 200 grams before dinner... 28 00:03:05,355 --> 00:03:07,609 and then I stopped doing push-ups. 29 00:03:08,580 --> 00:03:12,205 You get on my fucking nerves! - Oh, well, why are you getting angry? - 30 00:03:12,839 --> 00:03:17,114 Being angry will dearly cost you, in here its just us two, understand? 31 00:03:23,235 --> 00:03:25,504 It fucking keeps dripping. We'll get watered down and that's all. 32 00:03:30,228 --> 00:03:33,261 We'll just get watered down, and that's all. You understand? 33 00:03:34,102 --> 00:03:35,634 Do you do push-ups yourself? 34 00:03:36,861 --> 00:03:38,794 I fucking do it! 35 00:03:39,380 --> 00:03:41,146 I see a buffalo. 36 00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:43,568 It would be good for you in the army. 37 00:03:47,088 --> 00:03:48,493 Being the boar that you are! 38 00:03:50,056 --> 00:03:52,245 And you? Aren't you a boar? 39 00:03:53,425 --> 00:03:56,796 Right. That's because I havn't done push-ups for half a year already. 40 00:03:57,664 --> 00:04:00,120 And I've become fat as a fucking meatball. 41 00:04:02,135 --> 00:04:10,574 Earlier I was...I'd get on the bar... hang there a little, stretch myself... 42 00:04:10,894 --> 00:04:14,481 and then I'd do a full circle on the first try and 20 more times like that. 43 00:04:16,308 --> 00:04:20,968 I'd jump down, stretch my arms calmly... 44 00:04:23,687 --> 00:04:30,745 Alright, I didn't want to. I can keep silent. If you don't want to listen to me. 45 00:04:37,009 --> 00:04:42,809 You're a tough guy, that's right. You have tough arms, legs. 46 00:04:47,581 --> 00:04:56,426 This problem worries me. I read a poem once, I don't fucking remember the poet's name. 47 00:04:57,388 --> 00:05:02,505 He wrote shit, that Ivan the Terrible went crazy, oh, fuck, Stepan Razin 48 00:05:03,492 --> 00:05:05,875 What's the fucking difference? Stepan the Terrible? 49 00:05:06,987 --> 00:05:10,018 Well, they kept dripping water on his head and he fucking lost it. 50 00:05:10,725 --> 00:05:12,265 And what's with him? - Went crazy. - 51 00:05:13,973 --> 00:05:17,565 That's Chinese torture. - Chinese, what's the difference? - 52 00:05:19,338 --> 00:05:24,135 Chinese, by the way, you know, I read, too. - I don't feel a fucking thing. - 53 00:05:24,512 --> 00:05:30,495 ...they have these seventy year old people, and they do special exercises every morning. 54 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:36,665 They go out of their homes. They all live in villages...well, I was born 55 00:05:39,544 --> 00:05:47,613 ....in a village, too and they have this capital, I don't know, Shanghai or whatever. 56 00:05:52,602 --> 00:06:00,294 Then all the old people go outside, and they're poor, too, they have poverty just like us... 57 00:06:01,336 --> 00:06:07,200 and they do these special...exercises ...anyway, some kind of shit like that. 58 00:06:08,547 --> 00:06:13,023 Do you know about it? Respect, bro! 59 00:06:16,397 --> 00:06:18,371 It all depends on your breathing. 60 00:06:23,086 --> 00:06:27,242 You won't do a damn thing. You have to do it for twenty years... 61 00:06:30,048 --> 00:06:32,270 You're doing fucking great. 62 00:06:33,998 --> 00:06:38,215 Perhaps, you have no problems with chicks. - Stop talking fucking nonsense. - 63 00:06:38,890 --> 00:06:43,969 How does the saying go: as long as you have a hard-on... 64 00:06:43,972 --> 00:06:47,046 I have a hard-on, I have! 65 00:06:47,047 --> 00:06:50,006 Better sit down. - Alright, why are you so... - 66 00:06:51,250 --> 00:06:54,883 My character is...I have a calm character. 67 00:06:56,687 --> 00:06:58,071 I have a calm character. 68 00:06:58,072 --> 00:07:04,649 If I use this as a bar in the mornings I can break it and drown everything here. 69 00:07:12,137 --> 00:07:14,954 If we unscrew this shit... 70 00:07:14,955 --> 00:07:18,731 You're a tough guy and you'll get away, understand? 71 00:07:21,242 --> 00:07:23,866 But I will be sitting there on the fence. 72 00:07:26,239 --> 00:07:33,475 What fence? There's no fence. But what is there? - Cock knows what. 73 00:07:34,429 --> 00:07:35,546 Some kind of grid. 74 00:07:37,253 --> 00:07:38,637 You can't get out through there. 75 00:07:39,173 --> 00:07:44,356 There are wires and three phase current. - Touch it and you're fucked. - 76 00:07:45,569 --> 00:07:52,605 Mother said I would be ok, but father said I'd get fucked. 77 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:53,608 Who would fuck? 78 00:07:53,612 --> 00:07:57,400 My father. But my mother, the bitch, said everything would turn out alright. 79 00:07:57,401 --> 00:08:05,780 And so we're, shit, sitting with you here like two fools, you understand? 80 00:08:09,816 --> 00:08:13,594 Don't want to talk, don't want to sleep... - I fucking want to drink. - 81 00:08:15,438 --> 00:08:18,920 Something. Even the piss dripping there. Have you tried to drink that water? 82 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:20,820 I don't want a thing. 83 00:08:23,123 --> 00:08:28,358 Only when I remember something nice, my mood gets better. 84 00:08:28,650 --> 00:08:31,031 Your damn memories.... 85 00:08:33,052 --> 00:08:43,086 I remember one thing there or... well...I recall lot of things. 86 00:08:49,438 --> 00:08:51,828 At first I carried bricks. 87 00:08:55,728 --> 00:08:59,745 And there...there just... 88 00:09:01,806 --> 00:09:06,716 You know, when I recall something good... how I screwed a woman for the first time. 89 00:09:08,664 --> 00:09:09,956 In my village. 90 00:09:12,076 --> 00:09:12,633 And how was it? 91 00:09:12,634 --> 00:09:19,656 Fuck. If I tell you now, you'll have a boner, and then we'll be...shit, doing... 92 00:09:19,657 --> 00:09:23,595 Who will have a boner? - You? Won't you have a boner? - 93 00:09:26,028 --> 00:09:31,473 Should I get a hard-on from your stories? - We sit here together... - 94 00:09:33,327 --> 00:09:34,984 Oh, go on, tell. 95 00:09:39,431 --> 00:09:45,387 Well, I drank three "sevens", a bottle, with some dummy... 96 00:09:46,785 --> 00:09:48,728 ...and then we fucked. 97 00:09:49,616 --> 00:09:56,476 Fucking story, I have such a boner... now I'll be fucking the walls. 98 00:09:59,068 --> 00:09:59,819 You just screwed? 99 00:09:59,820 --> 00:10:02,987 It was a quicky, we fucked for only ten minutes. 100 00:10:04,514 --> 00:10:08,991 And then I came, there was so much cum... 101 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:22,059 Lots of cum when I simply fuck... - That's a fucking story you have there! - 102 00:10:22,094 --> 00:10:30,611 Oh, well, now you'll be laughing all the time... I won't. Tell me how you fucked... 103 00:10:35,264 --> 00:10:40,616 Then I remember Berday...there's a sea, kinda Black Sea, Azov Sea maybe, 104 00:10:40,617 --> 00:10:42,604 I don't remember anything. 105 00:10:45,601 --> 00:10:48,902 There I took a shit. I went naked in the sea and took a shit. 106 00:10:51,509 --> 00:10:59,118 I was also drunk. Again three "sevens". Always three "sevens", you understand? 107 00:10:59,686 --> 00:11:02,346 Yeah, I fucked one time, that was fucking good... 108 00:11:02,347 --> 00:11:04,890 I know, chicks like guys like you. 109 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:15,575 I, too, wanted to be tough, mother believed in me, she took me to see boxing. 110 00:11:18,347 --> 00:11:23,313 When they fucking hit me, imagine... mommy, that's the end of that, I'm sorry. 111 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:31,759 Father then hit me some more at home. - Try to hit me. - 112 00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:35,978 You're dextrous. - Go on. - 113 00:11:35,979 --> 00:11:36,995 Wait a moment. 114 00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:42,014 Well? - Fucking nothing. - 115 00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:50,475 Now it will be ??? Well, how was it? - I don't give a shit. - 116 00:11:51,149 --> 00:11:54,507 Look, I'll do it like this with my hands...well? 117 00:11:54,936 --> 00:11:57,838 No, like an imbecile... 118 00:12:04,512 --> 00:12:07,120 I'll drink it, I can't fucking stand it anymore. 119 00:12:11,347 --> 00:12:15,305 We were saying something about the Chinese... Shit, some kind of piss. 120 00:12:16,028 --> 00:12:21,464 Yeah, that's seweage. What the hell's that, anyways? 121 00:12:30,641 --> 00:12:32,298 Perhaps, we should make playing cards? 122 00:12:33,494 --> 00:12:37,225 We'll draw them. Fuck, there's no paper. 123 00:12:39,297 --> 00:12:42,581 I don't understand what is with you. - Sit still. - 124 00:12:43,742 --> 00:12:49,677 Well, look, we can make squares on board with a nail...and from dirt we'll make checkers. 125 00:12:49,678 --> 00:12:53,005 I think you're out of your fucking mind and not me, you're fucking crazy. 126 00:12:53,349 --> 00:12:55,626 Look, I just thought we can make black ones from dirt, 127 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:59,027 white ones we can make from dirt, too, 128 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:15,753 and I will just shred cigarette papers in small pieces and put them on top of this dirt. 129 00:13:17,205 --> 00:13:26,232 Then we will....so that we wouldn't be completely bored we will play checkers and bet. 130 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:38,295 Well, I don't know, for example...??? 131 00:13:40,424 --> 00:13:42,536 Are you a faggot? - What? - 132 00:13:42,968 --> 00:13:45,325 Are you a faggot? Whats a faggot? 133 00:13:45,722 --> 00:13:47,129 Are you gay? 134 00:13:49,039 --> 00:13:56,825 Fuck no. Some guys thought I was gay, they even beat the shit out of me once... 135 00:13:58,540 --> 00:14:00,857 then, I think...my father told me: 136 00:14:00,858 --> 00:14:06,415 the most important thing is not to be called gay because if you're called that once 137 00:14:06,416 --> 00:14:13,747 you'll have that nickname forever. And that's worst of all. 138 00:14:16,705 --> 00:14:23,344 And that guy who beat shit out of me... I shat in his shoes. 139 00:14:28,157 --> 00:14:35,098 That motherfucker put his shoe on in the morning and his foot was all covered in shit. 140 00:14:35,099 --> 00:14:37,131 But he immediately understood that it was me. 141 00:14:37,447 --> 00:14:40,132 Are you gonna shit in my things while I sleep because I called you gay? 142 00:14:40,133 --> 00:14:41,149 No. - Thanks. - 143 00:14:41,153 --> 00:14:44,267 We're the only two here. You'll know at once that it was me. 144 00:14:44,268 --> 00:14:47,494 I will fucking know, and I will fucking hit you right away. 145 00:14:55,687 --> 00:15:04,749 Anyway, when I shat in his shoe, them bitches were all asleep 146 00:15:04,756 --> 00:15:08,680 they had to notice the shit, clean the shoe... 147 00:15:10,081 --> 00:15:12,872 but I shit and went to sleep at once...so... 148 00:15:12,873 --> 00:15:20,205 but those motherfuckers undressed me when they realized...and there were still pieces of shit on my ass 149 00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:30,277 and shit from shoe stank the same as the shit on my ass. And they all wanted to fuck me 150 00:15:33,301 --> 00:15:40,144 I woke up at once...I don't even know what they found in me, 151 00:15:40,145 --> 00:15:46,241 I was all screaming, and they said: "to hell with him", understand? 152 00:15:47,182 --> 00:15:50,718 They smeared me with shit and made me eat a bit of it. 153 00:15:50,719 --> 00:15:55,799 After that I was transfered to another division... that happened when I was still in quick response unit. 154 00:16:01,031 --> 00:16:02,047 And how was the shit? Tasty? 155 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:09,132 Shit...was so so, you know, like earth. - I wouldn't think that. - 156 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:18,969 Swine eat their shit, and they...their hearts are even transplanted into man. 157 00:16:19,070 --> 00:16:20,880 Did you enjoy the shit? 158 00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:29,446 Well, understand...they fucking beat me, I had such a mood then... 159 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:33,511 From the way you're telling it, I get the impression you enjoyed the shit. 160 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:47,235 ????? Well, alright, what's with you... 161 00:16:47,504 --> 00:16:56,111 If you're, as you say, fed up with me, I would simply walk away 162 00:16:56,112 --> 00:16:58,993 but we're sitting here...sitting two of us... 163 00:16:59,954 --> 00:17:08,108 What a dumbass you are, bitch! We're sitting here...two of us... 164 00:17:10,984 --> 00:17:14,667 Could you shut the fuck up and just sit without saying a goddamn thing? 165 00:17:14,668 --> 00:17:17,132 You can smoke it till the end if you want. Why are you so mad? 166 00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:20,365 If I wanted to smoke I'd ask you "give me fucking cigarette". 167 00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:22,479 I don't want to smoke, I want you to shut up. 168 00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:26,971 Mother just sent me this package... What have I to do with your mother, for fucks sake! 169 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:32,117 What have I to do with your cigarettes! Could you just fucking shut up! 170 00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:37,999 Why are you such an angry man? Guys, just be people... 171 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:42,064 I'm always telling you that. Why do you always start... 172 00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:48,111 I don't start a fucking thing! I want nothing from you. I want you to shut up. That's all. 173 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,327 I'm fucking fed up with your stories, I can't hear them anymore. 174 00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:54,343 One story is fucking stupider than other. 175 00:17:57,141 --> 00:18:01,055 About shit, about cum... what are you babbling? 176 00:18:03,139 --> 00:18:08,530 You will have a fucking boner... some fucking bullshit. 177 00:18:11,468 --> 00:18:14,102 Listen, if you want I'll tell you something else, something good... 178 00:18:15,126 --> 00:18:17,984 like how I'm doing my push-ups? 179 00:18:22,282 --> 00:18:27,014 Listen, I can do push-ups once more. 180 00:18:28,404 --> 00:18:32,522 Go on. Start doing it. Do your fucking push-ups. 181 00:18:33,209 --> 00:18:38,135 Only don't hit me in the ass... I won't, I'll just watch and receive fucking pleasure. 182 00:18:38,862 --> 00:18:42,771 It's better not to lift up ass when you're doing push-ups... 183 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:51,711 Go on, bitch! Do your push-ups, bitch! 184 00:18:54,610 --> 00:19:00,279 Wait...one more time...guys, what are you doing? Be people! 185 00:19:00,982 --> 00:19:03,929 Who are you addressing in plural? I'm the only one here. 186 00:19:04,983 --> 00:19:07,868 Come on! Two! Three! 187 00:19:10,605 --> 00:19:20,122 Be people, guys, we're all...we're all people. - You're crazy, completely crazy. - 188 00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:25,134 Your roof has gone off, you understand? 189 00:19:33,889 --> 00:19:38,233 ????? or what are you gonna do? 190 00:19:40,696 --> 00:19:44,357 What story are you gonna tell me now? - We agreed on checkers... - 191 00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:49,974 What checkers? We will play checkers. Everytime you lose, I'll fucking hit you. 192 00:19:51,025 --> 00:19:51,494 You... 193 00:19:51,495 --> 00:19:55,772 What "you"? Who "you"? We're only two here. I'm one and you. 194 00:19:58,205 --> 00:20:01,815 What fucking checkers? What the fuck are talking about? 195 00:20:02,164 --> 00:20:05,626 On what were you gonna play checkers? What fucking push-ups are you doing? 196 00:20:07,146 --> 00:20:09,318 Do you understand you're crazy? 197 00:20:13,193 --> 00:20:18,349 I'm not crazy, he is not crazy, but you are! - Do you want me to tell about winter? - 198 00:20:19,821 --> 00:20:22,165 See, bro... 199 00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:26,144 What bro? Do you understand I'm fucking fed up with you! 200 00:20:26,275 --> 00:20:30,206 - It's such a good story. - I just simply can't comprehend you! 201 00:20:30,477 --> 00:20:34,257 Just to kill you and bury somewhere, or I don't know what to fucking do with you. 202 00:20:34,258 --> 00:20:35,551 Just shut the hell up! 203 00:20:35,561 --> 00:20:39,760 Or can't you? Do you know how your making me feel? I'm losing my mind because of you. 204 00:20:39,903 --> 00:20:44,509 Not because I'm here, but because of you, bitch. - Alright, be people... - 205 00:20:44,770 --> 00:20:47,938 Who are "we"?! Who are you talking to? I'm the only fucking one here! 206 00:20:49,919 --> 00:20:53,340 Who's people? I'm not a man anymore, I'm a fucking beast. 207 00:20:53,510 --> 00:20:56,208 Why are you shouting all the time? 208 00:20:56,209 --> 00:21:02,177 Who is this "we", for motherfuckings sake! Who's this fucking "we" that's why I'm shouting! 209 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:04,763 Do you want hear about furuncule... - Yes, I want to hear about furuncule - 210 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,849 I, too, had one once. Fucking big, it looked like a ???, I went to the fucking hospital, 211 00:21:07,854 --> 00:21:13,497 but instead of that they fucking cut my leg off, fucking great story, isn't it? 212 00:21:15,772 --> 00:21:19,739 I had an incident once... And then they sewed it back on. 213 00:21:21,329 --> 00:21:27,871 Guys taught me...if you're going into hospital... 214 00:21:27,872 --> 00:21:34,281 Wait, don't you give a fuck that I'm shouting at you, that I could beat the shit out of you? 215 00:21:34,285 --> 00:21:38,637 You simply don't give a fuck, do you? - Why are you so angry people... - 216 00:21:38,844 --> 00:21:43,777 Who's "you angry"? Who's "you"? Count me who do you see here. Fucking lunatic! 217 00:21:44,676 --> 00:21:46,598 Here-a we are two, right? 218 00:21:46,599 --> 00:21:51,573 Here-a! Who taught you to talk like that "here-a"? HERE, shit! 219 00:21:52,553 --> 00:21:55,203 You're serving in army. You have to talk fucking correct. 220 00:21:55,204 --> 00:21:58,188 You're military man, don't fucking disgrace the shoulder-straps. 221 00:21:58,602 --> 00:22:04,243 What the fuck is that? They ripped my straps off, but left his. Fucking nice. Fuck. 222 00:22:04,815 --> 00:22:07,907 Give it here, bitch, otherwise I'll beat the shit out of you. 223 00:22:07,908 --> 00:22:10,950 Why did you throw the shoulder-strap on the floor? 224 00:22:10,951 --> 00:22:14,041 Shit, you're standing in line for the firing squad not shoulder-straps! 225 00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:15,992 They will be swearing at me afterwards... 226 00:22:15,995 --> 00:22:21,032 Lieutenant. You're faggot, not a lieutenant, bitch. - Why did you rip off my shoulder-strap? - 227 00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:29,267 Shoulder-strap, what shoulder-strap? Shoulder-straps, there's two of them, I riped off fucking two of them. 228 00:22:29,268 --> 00:22:30,417 You're a good guy... 229 00:22:31,187 --> 00:22:36,287 I am good guy but you're a fucking awesome guy... Jolly, bitch... - And how fucking jolly you are! I'm simply... 230 00:22:36,620 --> 00:22:44,595 I'm simply having damn fun whole damn day, I just sit here and laugh just like in some fucking concert. 231 00:22:45,986 --> 00:22:51,772 Listen, I know how, bro...I'll stand on one leg and you'll give me my shoulder-strap back? 232 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,503 Like a heron? Do you want it? 233 00:22:58,137 --> 00:23:00,008 You're fucked up! 234 00:23:07,822 --> 00:23:11,634 Without using my hands, I'm not even holding anything. 235 00:23:11,635 --> 00:23:13,703 Like a heron. Just give back the shoulder-straps after that. 236 00:23:13,704 --> 00:23:15,694 Alright, ok. - Like a heron. - 237 00:23:15,913 --> 00:23:17,732 Like a heron, and I'll return your shoulder-straps at once. 238 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,662 Just don't hit me in the face, alright? 239 00:23:44,785 --> 00:23:48,005 One more word and I'll hit you in the solar plexus. 240 00:23:48,562 --> 00:23:51,757 If you stand like heron once more, I'll really hit your fucking face. 241 00:23:52,258 --> 00:23:53,428 Oh, how you hit me! 242 00:23:53,429 --> 00:23:56,829 And what did you fucking think? That I'll stroke you and you won't feel a fucking thing? 243 00:23:58,398 --> 00:24:02,521 One more word, another hit in solar plexus. - I'll just jump a little bit. - 244 00:24:02,779 --> 00:24:05,103 You'll jump? I will totally fucking kill you. 245 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:11,577 You're somehow... I am good. 246 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:23,880 To escort these fucking dumbasses... 247 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:42,246 ...what is with you? Now I will tell you... Look, I will tell you a good one now. 248 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:51,142 Look... - Fuck! There are many flies in here...! 249 00:24:51,477 --> 00:24:59,832 See, the flies. They disturb my sleep... I'll shit here, all of them will fly here and we'll kill them. 250 00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:05,867 Then you'll have a good sleep. OK? 251 00:25:07,761 --> 00:25:18,768 I'll shit...and all the flies will fly...here, to us... Where else? They have only this place here. 252 00:25:22,071 --> 00:25:25,743 Do you want me to shit here? Flies...and we'll kill them. 253 00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:29,082 Well then? To shit? 254 00:25:30,315 --> 00:25:31,562 I'll kill you now. 255 00:25:35,706 --> 00:25:37,816 Don't, don't! 256 00:25:50,979 --> 00:25:52,259 Mommy... 257 00:26:04,958 --> 00:26:09,961 What are you doing, people? What are you doing, people? 258 00:26:31,185 --> 00:26:33,511 What are you doing, people? 259 00:26:53,799 --> 00:26:54,814 To work! 260 00:26:55,798 --> 00:26:59,291 Bro, bro, I'll be here, bro... 261 00:27:02,474 --> 00:27:07,342 Clean the shit! Clean the shit! Am I supposed to clean it with a fork? 262 00:27:07,638 --> 00:27:11,891 Sit down! Clean! So that it is clean! How am I supposed to clean it with a fork? 263 00:27:12,530 --> 00:27:14,129 Show me how! Start cleaning! 264 00:27:14,569 --> 00:27:17,271 What "start cleaning"! How am I supposed to clean it with a fork? 265 00:27:18,750 --> 00:27:22,060 Totally mad. Show me how am I supposed to clean! Fuck! 266 00:27:32,788 --> 00:27:33,820 Fuck! 267 00:28:17,319 --> 00:28:22,450 Keep cleaning, bitch! Look how it has to be done. Fast, fast. 268 00:28:25,451 --> 00:28:29,217 Keep cleaning shit! You're doing great...Keep working. 269 00:28:53,963 --> 00:29:00,543 Bitch...shit...to clean it using a dick... 270 00:29:23,901 --> 00:29:26,579 I won't... Then get the fuck out of here! 271 00:29:26,580 --> 00:29:29,796 You can't do a thing! Go to hell, piece of shit! 272 00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:37,133 Oh, bro, you're back. Why are you sad? 273 00:29:39,195 --> 00:29:43,726 You kept fighting and fighting, now you're here... 274 00:29:49,524 --> 00:29:57,422 Let me help you, bro. What is with you? We're all people. Bro, get up there. 275 00:30:00,088 --> 00:30:03,982 What's happened? I see you're not feeling well. 276 00:30:05,967 --> 00:30:12,881 You, too, hit me...you hit me hard. 277 00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:23,042 What's up? What's up? We're all people, you know it. 278 00:30:30,822 --> 00:30:34,123 We live, live, any way we can. 279 00:30:36,159 --> 00:30:44,236 My mother also said...she says: "Live and don't bother others to live". Understand? 280 00:30:50,994 --> 00:30:53,843 Listen, I'll sing you something, will I? 281 00:30:54,481 --> 00:31:02,454 This is a song about the circus. It's called "Green Elephant". 282 00:31:06,274 --> 00:31:12,685 I'll sing it now because when you were taken away I composed it. 283 00:31:14,324 --> 00:31:18,121 So, first part goes like this: 284 00:31:23,539 --> 00:31:29,961 Our green elephant has arrived at the orchestra, our green elephant has brought a trumpet with him 285 00:31:30,219 --> 00:31:36,898 When guys were walking away the green elephant played on the trumpet. 286 00:31:37,189 --> 00:31:43,876 Played...just a moment, wait. I'll remember in a moment. 287 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:56,271 Played about how bad it is to live in a cage how bad it is to eat. How bad it is to eat damn food 288 00:31:56,763 --> 00:32:03,670 how bad everybody feels, but the green elphant feels worse. 289 00:32:05,900 --> 00:32:12,859 So the song goes. I just wanted to sing you this song... 290 00:32:15,738 --> 00:32:19,755 No, simply I see... Enough. Let's sleep. 291 00:32:20,154 --> 00:32:25,879 Before sleeping... - No, no need. Alright, brother, bro... - I want to sleep. 292 00:32:26,606 --> 00:32:31,978 I'm going, too, right away, I just sang to you... I want you to not talk in your sleep. 293 00:32:32,281 --> 00:32:38,318 I sincerely ask you not to talk in your sleep. You know, bro, everything hurts... 294 00:32:38,686 --> 00:32:47,053 I need to sleep, to lie down a little... Fall asleep, I beg you, fall asleep. 295 00:32:47,262 --> 00:32:52,346 There's only two of us here-a... And mother told me... 296 00:32:53,183 --> 00:32:59,874 in some circumstances, you must always have friends... 297 00:32:59,875 --> 00:33:02,623 I want to sleep with my head on this side. 298 00:33:03,130 --> 00:33:04,571 Go on, lie down, bro... 299 00:33:04,572 --> 00:33:07,902 I want to lay... - Go on, lay down, bro... - 300 00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:11,253 I want to lay down with my head on this side but I don't want to hear your voice... 301 00:33:11,256 --> 00:33:15,358 I'm sleeping, too, I'm sleeping. 302 00:33:16,366 --> 00:33:18,558 I can't sleep on this side, because there's water dripping... 303 00:33:18,559 --> 00:33:25,987 No questions, bro... - Don't talk, I'm asking you. - 304 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:35,809 I'm sleeping, that's all...mother told me one needs to have a friend, any kind of friend... 305 00:33:36,658 --> 00:33:42,653 If you won't fall asleep, I'll get you to sleep. - Go to sleep, go. Sleep, sleep. - 306 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,856 ...because friends won't help... 307 00:34:44,897 --> 00:34:52,151 ...to be on guard all day...them bitches are sleeping, but I...I don't sleep... 308 00:34:53,518 --> 00:34:58,387 What am I? I want, to...fuck... 309 00:34:59,592 --> 00:35:02,018 They're sleeping, but me? 310 00:35:04,221 --> 00:35:09,285 To fuck every one of them! Sleeping bitches! What of me? 311 00:35:12,259 --> 00:35:19,651 ...to be on guard all day...them bitches are sleeping, but I...I don't sleep... 312 00:35:21,405 --> 00:35:23,967 What am I? 313 00:35:25,049 --> 00:35:27,793 I want, to...fuck... 314 00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:32,166 They're sleeping, but me? 315 00:35:32,167 --> 00:35:36,034 To fuck every one of them! 316 00:35:39,084 --> 00:35:43,380 Sleeping bitches! What of me? 317 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:11,221 Bro! Bro! - I fucking hate it. - 318 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:17,841 How was your sleep? Bro? You're probably hungry. 319 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:23,736 Holy shit! Get the fuck out of here! - What's-a happened? - 320 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:29,321 Have you shit yourself, dumbass?! No, I didn't poo. I brought you something to eat. 321 00:42:29,607 --> 00:42:33,499 Motherfucking faggot! What the fuck have you done, dumbass! 322 00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:35,397 What is with you? I brought you something to eat. 323 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:42,130 You shit after all, idiot. Take that shit fucking away from here! 324 00:42:42,131 --> 00:42:43,283 I brought you something to eat... 325 00:42:43,287 --> 00:42:48,854 What did you bring me to eat! You're dumbass! Why are you smeared with shit, idiot! 326 00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:53,350 I've already eaten, I... - Fucking faggot! Bitch! - 327 00:42:53,600 --> 00:43:01,524 Take that shit fucking out of here! Holy shit! And you shit all over the floor! 328 00:43:01,529 --> 00:43:07,804 I wanted you to have something to eat... - Fucking idiot! I'll fucking kill you now! - 329 00:43:08,103 --> 00:43:10,426 I will fucking kill you now! 330 00:43:11,898 --> 00:43:14,725 I brought you something to eat. - You are a faggot. - 331 00:43:16,174 --> 00:43:18,910 To eat... - You're crazy, fucking mother.- 332 00:43:19,837 --> 00:43:22,466 Who have they put in this cell with me ...holy shit. 333 00:43:22,471 --> 00:43:28,123 I'm honestly telling, I only wanted to do a good deed for you, I didn't... 334 00:43:28,124 --> 00:43:31,172 Shit? What good deed! 335 00:43:32,075 --> 00:43:36,949 Why did you shit on the plate! We eat from it. 336 00:43:42,735 --> 00:43:46,794 Why the fuck did you smear yourself with shit! 337 00:43:47,758 --> 00:43:52,491 I'll fucking kill you! ...my button teared off... 338 00:43:54,508 --> 00:43:58,911 I didn't shit......good deed... 339 00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:05,280 I will kill you now! I will fucking kill you! Do you realize I'll kill you now? 340 00:44:08,425 --> 00:44:12,676 [gibberish] 341 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:26,122 Step under dripping water and wash yourself, bitch! 342 00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:31,448 Governor! Governor! 343 00:44:31,751 --> 00:44:34,453 This idiot has shit! Governor! 344 00:44:35,031 --> 00:44:39,580 Step under water so that you get clean! Do you understand!!! 345 00:44:40,090 --> 00:44:42,485 So that you were clean, bitch! Shit yourself, faggot! 346 00:44:42,486 --> 00:44:48,662 Governor! He's shit himself! Wash him or otherwise I won't be sitting here! 347 00:44:49,300 --> 00:44:53,771 I won't be sitting here with this shit-eater! - Breakfast will go bad... - 348 00:44:54,068 --> 00:44:59,616 ????? 349 00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:02,314 [gibberish] 350 00:45:11,601 --> 00:45:14,984 Go, wash yourself! Wash yourself or I'll kill you! 351 00:45:16,700 --> 00:45:25,508 Go there! And clean yourself, bitch! Or I will fucking strangle you with my own hands! 352 00:45:26,147 --> 00:45:32,214 [gibberish] 353 00:45:40,206 --> 00:45:45,801 Put the plate away and wash yourself! Put the plate away! I don't need your shit! 354 00:45:48,510 --> 00:45:54,337 Step away! Step away, I said! [gibberish] 355 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,276 Go, wash yourself! 356 00:46:00,588 --> 00:46:05,959 Leave the plate alone and wash yourself! Put it on the floor! On the fucking floor! 357 00:46:06,967 --> 00:46:11,114 Take it way from me, bitch! Take that shit away! 358 00:46:13,104 --> 00:46:15,566 Wash yourself or I'll kill you right away! 359 00:46:18,809 --> 00:46:22,885 Bitch, dumbass...fucking dumbass! 360 00:46:34,809 --> 00:46:41,595 Step away from me! Step the fuck away from me, I said! And put plate on the floor! Wash yourself, faggot! 361 00:46:52,980 --> 00:46:55,082 Shit all over the place. 362 00:46:57,104 --> 00:46:58,511 Such a stench! 363 00:46:59,063 --> 00:47:03,420 ...I wanted to be friends with you, we would've eaten.... 364 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,773 All smeared with shit! 365 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,897 Keep away from me! Put the plate away! 366 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,293 Get away! 367 00:47:52,757 --> 00:47:55,432 Wash yourself, fucking wash yourself! 368 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:01,209 Wash your fat fucking belly! 369 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,199 Governor! Get this fucker away from me! 370 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:22,855 What to eat? Who ate? You ate bread? Didn't you guzzle shit? 371 00:48:24,601 --> 00:48:26,409 I told you to wash yourself! 372 00:48:28,259 --> 00:48:30,830 Wash yourself, faggot, wash yourself! 373 00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:01,757 Silence! Get to work! 374 00:49:02,167 --> 00:49:06,280 Get down! Get down! Get to work! - He's shit himself! - 375 00:49:06,482 --> 00:49:08,301 Go clean the latrine! - He shit! - 376 00:49:08,639 --> 00:49:13,805 Go! Go! - No fucking way! - 377 00:49:14,029 --> 00:49:19,222 Get to work! Get to cleaning shit, go! - All covered in shit! - 378 00:49:20,985 --> 00:49:24,526 Go clean shit! Go, clean shit! 379 00:49:48,673 --> 00:49:52,001 How do you do? - Hello. - 380 00:49:52,876 --> 00:49:54,501 What's up, eagle, shit? 381 00:49:55,100 --> 00:50:02,356 I didn't do anything, no, no, pass through, please. Pass through, bro, pass through! 382 00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:06,804 Did I allow you to speak, bitch? 383 00:50:07,899 --> 00:50:11,868 What... Keep the fucking silence! 384 00:50:12,245 --> 00:50:17,724 Well? Still with your jokes? No, no way. No. 385 00:50:17,725 --> 00:50:21,165 What grade did you graduate? Sixth. 386 00:50:29,402 --> 00:50:35,715 I don't understand a thing. Officers? Some kind of shit! 387 00:50:37,689 --> 00:50:46,067 Faggots! Fucking motherland...gave them stars. Wear them, wear those stars. 388 00:50:46,068 --> 00:50:48,584 I fucking don't want to, I want to eat shit. 389 00:50:49,689 --> 00:50:52,017 What's that? Is that the army? 390 00:50:53,255 --> 00:50:54,799 Is that the army? 391 00:50:55,600 --> 00:51:02,622 Bitches! Officers! With shoulder-straps, eating shit. 392 00:51:06,839 --> 00:51:08,576 Fucking faggots. 393 00:51:09,656 --> 00:51:13,878 So, I'll give you a lecture now. 394 00:51:16,279 --> 00:51:20,798 Good. Sit there, bitch. There. 395 00:51:21,979 --> 00:51:25,675 Keep silent, shut your trap. Shut your trap! 396 00:51:35,229 --> 00:51:40,037 So, the Japanese before World War II 397 00:51:41,917 --> 00:51:45,189 to be exact, Admiral Yamamoto 398 00:51:46,109 --> 00:51:51,708 decided to fuck up the American fleet at the Hawaian islands. 399 00:51:54,236 --> 00:51:57,899 Afterwards it went into history as the Pearl Harbour catastrophe. 400 00:51:59,556 --> 00:52:00,892 Listen and keep it in mind. 401 00:52:03,340 --> 00:52:07,058 The commanding officer of the air raid on Pearharbour was Admiral Naguma. 402 00:52:08,595 --> 00:52:18,251 A middle officier in fact...that is, an acting officer, a proffesional, but without any imagination. 403 00:52:18,867 --> 00:52:22,906 Japanese in general have never had many people with imagination... 404 00:52:25,618 --> 00:52:31,801 Shit on the stick! you know fucking nothing. You can't do anything. What are you doing in the army? 405 00:52:33,587 --> 00:52:35,107 I... Silence! 406 00:52:36,474 --> 00:52:40,705 What planes were on those aircraft carriers? 407 00:52:43,713 --> 00:52:48,084 A? No "a"! What planes? 408 00:52:48,085 --> 00:52:53,571 What is the best-known plane in the Pacific ocean theatre of war? 409 00:52:58,456 --> 00:53:00,049 Tiger. 410 00:53:02,772 --> 00:53:05,196 Pursuit planes, bitch! 411 00:53:06,795 --> 00:53:09,930 Pursuit planes, you fucking animal! 412 00:53:12,930 --> 00:53:16,027 On December 7, 1941 413 00:53:16,971 --> 00:53:20,907 the Japanese fleet consisting of six aircarft carriers 414 00:53:21,714 --> 00:53:31,914 Akagi, Kaga, Hiriu, Soriu, Sekagu and Djukagu, as well as two battleships Hiriei and Kirisima 415 00:53:32,699 --> 00:53:34,443 appeared on traverse side 416 00:53:36,170 --> 00:53:39,847 of the Oahu in the Hawaian islands. 417 00:53:43,178 --> 00:53:54,505 First air charge consisted of 50 pursuit planes from Soriu, 40 torpedo carriers and 81 bombers. 418 00:53:58,312 --> 00:54:00,504 As a result of this air charge 419 00:54:02,416 --> 00:54:07,184 four battleships of the American fleet were sunk. 420 00:54:09,473 --> 00:54:10,840 What ships were those? 421 00:54:13,984 --> 00:54:15,654 What ships! 422 00:54:21,935 --> 00:54:29,742 Arizona, West Virginia, Oklahoma and Maryland. 423 00:54:33,126 --> 00:54:35,270 You have to know this! 424 00:54:37,109 --> 00:54:42,406 If you studied in sixth grade school. That's fucking classics! 425 00:54:47,710 --> 00:54:50,094 Pursuit planes, bitch! 426 00:54:51,732 --> 00:54:54,821 Pursuit planes, you fucking animal! 427 00:54:58,068 --> 00:55:07,141 Nowadays our army conforms exactly with this kind of officer. 428 00:55:10,566 --> 00:55:15,078 At least those few who fucked Americans in the ass. 429 00:55:16,454 --> 00:55:18,213 You must know this! 430 00:55:19,341 --> 00:55:21,150 Dog-shit! 431 00:55:23,061 --> 00:55:29,804 Come here, fucking bitch! Dog-shit! 432 00:55:32,856 --> 00:55:38,518 Well, now tea will be brought and we will continue. 433 00:55:38,519 --> 00:55:49,881 Though you're a total idiot, I think this information will do you good during the next hour. 434 00:55:54,048 --> 00:55:57,480 Grant permission to come in, comrade captain. - Permission granted. - 435 00:56:00,192 --> 00:56:01,737 Tea. 436 00:56:04,583 --> 00:56:07,183 One spoon? - That's right. - 437 00:56:15,079 --> 00:56:16,543 Some kind of piss. 438 00:56:19,414 --> 00:56:20,925 One step in my direction. 439 00:56:25,792 --> 00:56:26,748 Open your mouth. 440 00:56:29,942 --> 00:56:31,518 Hold it with your teeth. 441 00:56:32,429 --> 00:56:35,454 Go to the kitchen and tell them not to make tea like this ever again. 442 00:56:39,597 --> 00:56:42,190 Do you see this worm? 443 00:56:45,807 --> 00:56:47,952 What do you want to do with him? - Destroy. - 444 00:56:50,270 --> 00:56:53,231 And how are you going to do it? [both speaking at the same time] - Silence! 445 00:56:57,398 --> 00:56:59,222 Go on. Get started. 446 00:56:59,823 --> 00:57:01,414 Bitch! 447 00:57:13,589 --> 00:57:16,742 Let's go! To the pit! 448 00:57:19,638 --> 00:57:21,380 Let's go to the pit. 449 00:57:23,981 --> 00:57:28,782 Calm down, I'm asking you to calm down. Calm down, they're coming, understand? 450 00:57:29,301 --> 00:57:31,247 Now we'll get beaten to a pulp. 451 00:57:32,069 --> 00:57:34,678 I'll be beaten first, for you. 452 00:57:37,876 --> 00:57:39,973 Enough... 453 00:57:40,197 --> 00:57:46,725 Nobody beat you, nobody touched you. We could get really beaten up if you behave like that. 454 00:57:47,452 --> 00:57:49,148 Could you calm down? Relax. 455 00:57:58,459 --> 00:58:01,756 Part two. Good day. 456 00:58:05,140 --> 00:58:07,403 I'll kiss your feet. 457 00:58:09,851 --> 00:58:11,450 Stand up! 458 00:58:31,366 --> 00:58:33,880 Well then, goldfinches... 459 00:58:34,784 --> 00:58:37,391 Silence! Animal! 460 00:58:42,591 --> 00:58:47,023 You are here to feel it till the end. - That's right. - 461 00:58:47,418 --> 00:58:49,297 Till the very end. - That's right. - 462 00:58:51,458 --> 00:58:55,625 And so that fear would creep into your heads. - That's right. - 463 00:58:57,897 --> 00:58:59,360 Shit. - That's right. - 464 00:59:01,289 --> 00:59:03,089 Why are you standing here! 465 00:59:06,344 --> 00:59:08,840 You're living your last hour. 466 00:59:12,072 --> 00:59:14,712 Animal! - Pardon me, comrade captain. - 467 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,512 Dirty worm, what have you done! 468 00:59:21,657 --> 00:59:26,358 Dance now! Dance, bitch! 469 00:59:28,887 --> 00:59:31,727 Dance, bitch! You two, sing the song! 470 00:59:51,071 --> 00:59:56,664 Pieces of shit! How much ??? What are you doing? 471 00:59:58,735 --> 01:00:02,439 I told you to sing "Apple". Now sing "Apple" faster! 472 01:01:35,181 --> 01:01:38,805 You think I'm crazy? I'm not fucking crazy! 473 01:01:38,806 --> 01:01:41,805 I will be more fucking normal than all the fucking normals. 474 01:01:42,370 --> 01:01:44,163 I'll drive all of you fucking crazy! 475 01:01:49,904 --> 01:01:56,095 I will show you such fucking craziness. Communists will be lain to rest, bitches! 476 01:01:59,567 --> 01:02:04,559 To catch a rat!!! Do you hear or not? 477 01:02:05,629 --> 01:02:09,527 Why are you so fucking fat? Did mommy and daddy feed you fucking well? 478 01:02:09,528 --> 01:02:11,528 Or were they fat, too? 479 01:02:19,106 --> 01:02:20,514 Heil Hitler! 480 01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:28,553 Why are you shouting? We spilled our blood for you in '41 but you're shouting "Heil Hitler!'? 481 01:02:36,809 --> 01:02:39,297 Pull bananas out of your ears! 482 01:02:46,590 --> 01:02:51,149 What was the role of the northern connection? Who commanded the northern connection? 483 01:02:52,133 --> 01:02:58,821 And what Japanese imperial forces were in the northern connection in 1943? 484 01:03:01,126 --> 01:03:04,917 Chapayev. Whats fucking Chapayev! 485 01:03:06,388 --> 01:03:08,348 What fucking Chapayev! 486 01:03:22,979 --> 01:03:25,235 Do you want to eat, bitch? - I do. - 487 01:03:28,731 --> 01:03:30,427 Will you be sucking dick? 488 01:03:34,699 --> 01:03:41,706 You're last faggot, bitch, cocksucker. - I'm no cocksucker, I won't suck cock. - 489 01:03:42,130 --> 01:03:47,170 Let shit-eater suck dick. ...and after that sleep... 490 01:03:47,482 --> 01:03:51,474 Will you be sucking cock? Get up, bitch! 491 01:03:56,258 --> 01:04:02,330 ...I want to sleep... - Will you be sucking dick? Bitch! - 492 01:04:06,667 --> 01:04:08,963 Go on, suck it! 493 01:04:09,571 --> 01:04:15,074 Mother forbide me to suck. 494 01:04:25,482 --> 01:04:28,249 Comrade captain, he will suck. 495 01:04:31,113 --> 01:04:35,825 Faggot. Fucking shit-eater, you like it. 496 01:04:37,176 --> 01:04:39,713 Fucking bitch. 497 01:04:43,354 --> 01:04:46,569 You know, captains is ???? 498 01:04:47,984 --> 01:04:53,960 [naming japanese ships] 499 01:09:46,262 --> 01:09:49,775 [gibberish] 500 01:09:58,193 --> 01:10:02,913 Finally you've come. 501 01:10:04,021 --> 01:10:06,702 My bro, my bro... 502 01:10:08,625 --> 01:10:13,161 You've come, you've come to me. 503 01:10:23,797 --> 01:10:28,669 You've brought me ??? 504 01:10:37,590 --> 01:10:40,646 Play! 505 01:10:55,820 --> 01:11:01,035 ... a song you've been waiting many years for... 506 01:11:24,864 --> 01:11:27,136 ....dead hands... 507 01:11:30,333 --> 01:11:33,541 ...and his dead hands... 508 01:11:44,780 --> 01:11:49,003 [gibberish] 509 01:12:29,842 --> 01:12:31,594 ...I will kill him! 510 01:12:35,565 --> 01:12:39,773 ...you're good a person... 511 01:13:59,366 --> 01:14:02,158 What's with you? Step away! 512 01:14:22,575 --> 01:14:29,368 [gibberish] 513 01:14:48,001 --> 01:14:50,897 ...my dear mommy... 514 01:14:57,821 --> 01:15:01,879 ...mommy, my mommy... 515 01:15:06,753 --> 01:15:09,747 ...do you want to become cold? 516 01:15:10,502 --> 01:15:14,341 ...do you want to give me cold fish soup? 517 01:15:21,418 --> 01:15:30,240 ????? Oh, you, my mother! 518 01:15:32,263 --> 01:15:35,231 We'd go to the forest, we'd go to the fields 519 01:15:38,293 --> 01:15:42,918 then we'd eat what we had found... 520 01:15:46,846 --> 01:15:53,309 We'd sit peacefully, I'd ask you if I could go poo-poo 521 01:15:53,532 --> 01:15:59,452 and you'd say: go, poo-poo under some bush. I'd poo-poo... 522 01:16:01,756 --> 01:16:07,239 I'd wipe shit with my finger, mommy, and then with leaf... 523 01:16:09,962 --> 01:16:14,808 With a leaf, all with a leaf, I'd be clean... 524 01:16:17,188 --> 01:16:25,866 ???? 525 01:16:31,919 --> 01:16:36,818 ...you'd come. You'd bring money at least, I hope... 526 01:16:39,274 --> 01:16:43,439 ...white belly, let's wipe your belly... 527 01:16:48,842 --> 01:16:53,988 Where am I supposed to go now? Where to crawl? 528 01:16:55,487 --> 01:16:57,797 To crawl underneath the earth? 529 01:16:58,124 --> 01:17:00,530 To kiss your feet now? 530 01:17:01,024 --> 01:17:03,709 How am I supposed to live now? 531 01:17:04,602 --> 01:17:08,291 To search for moles? Moles... 532 01:17:11,351 --> 01:17:13,358 Black moles. 533 01:17:15,047 --> 01:17:18,731 Now we'll get everything clean... 534 01:17:21,559 --> 01:17:24,159 Wipe everything, it'll be alright. 535 01:17:35,002 --> 01:17:38,334 We'll cover you, prepare you... 536 01:18:59,202 --> 01:19:01,080 Are you alive? 537 01:19:02,301 --> 01:19:03,264 Alive? 538 01:19:04,004 --> 01:19:07,848 Alive, bitch! Bread, give me some bread. 539 01:19:15,170 --> 01:19:16,388 Get up! 540 01:19:22,517 --> 01:19:25,015 Wake up! Alive? 541 01:19:25,462 --> 01:19:27,761 You'll be a witness. Get up! 542 01:19:28,509 --> 01:19:32,656 Get up, bitch! I'm a Colonel, look at me! 543 01:19:33,046 --> 01:19:35,959 Let's go to the parade! Come to the parade with me! 544 01:19:36,428 --> 01:19:37,550 Get up! 545 01:19:40,813 --> 01:19:42,994 You're alive. Alive. 546 01:19:46,217 --> 01:19:49,982 There'll be at least one witness. I'm a Colonel. 547 01:19:50,707 --> 01:19:54,437 Let's go to the parade. Parade. Wake up! 548 01:19:55,402 --> 01:20:01,653 Wake up! Let's go to the parade. I'm a Colonel. Get up! 549 01:20:02,862 --> 01:20:06,448 Get up, swine! You'll be a witness. 550 01:20:07,848 --> 01:20:09,105 I'm a Colonel. 551 01:20:10,658 --> 01:20:11,642 Get up! 552 01:20:11,924 --> 01:20:17,631 I'll tell you everything, show you everything, explain everything. 553 01:20:19,472 --> 01:20:21,673 Sit. Sit down. 554 01:20:22,890 --> 01:20:27,219 You're good, you're smart, you understand everything. 555 01:20:30,196 --> 01:20:33,832 I am a Colonel. Everything will be alright. 556 01:20:34,696 --> 01:20:38,963 I'm on horseback. You're on the white horse and I'm on the white horse. 557 01:20:39,834 --> 01:20:45,477 And after that ball. After that fireworks in our honour. 558 01:20:49,784 --> 01:20:51,889 At first to the parade. 559 01:20:53,938 --> 01:20:55,116 And then... 560 01:20:57,204 --> 01:20:58,901 we'll go to the officers' house. 561 01:21:00,398 --> 01:21:01,751 There will be ball. 562 01:21:03,502 --> 01:21:04,648 Beer. 563 01:21:06,002 --> 01:21:07,174 Fireworks. 564 01:21:07,656 --> 01:21:10,746 Fireworks in my honour. I'm a Colonel. 565 01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:14,961 And you...on the white horse. 566 01:21:20,122 --> 01:21:21,463 Can you hear me? 567 01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:25,765 Look, what uniform I have! 568 01:21:26,811 --> 01:21:28,594 Look, what stars go with it. 569 01:21:30,513 --> 01:21:32,574 I haven't shown it to anybody yet. 570 01:21:33,226 --> 01:21:34,703 I'll show only you. 571 01:21:35,424 --> 01:21:36,588 Look. 572 01:21:38,925 --> 01:21:40,426 That's my trappings. 573 01:21:41,902 --> 01:21:43,371 Custom made. 574 01:21:44,927 --> 01:21:46,640 Look. Don't be afraid. 575 01:21:47,934 --> 01:21:56,070 Shoulder-straps. I changed them. Look. Shoulder-straps. Real ones. See? 576 01:21:57,147 --> 01:22:00,179 Colonel. I am a Colonel. 577 01:22:01,670 --> 01:22:06,674 I'll wear it at the parade. This is my uniform. Cleanest. 578 01:22:11,372 --> 01:22:12,864 Why are you coughing? 579 01:22:14,156 --> 01:22:19,045 We'll go to officers' house, drink some beer and you'll stop coughing. 580 01:22:28,502 --> 01:22:35,855 I, Korsikov, on the white horse command the parade. 581 01:22:37,221 --> 01:22:41,246 I am a Colonel. I command the parade. 582 01:22:42,563 --> 01:22:45,748 I'm all in stars. I'm on the white horse. 583 01:22:52,225 --> 01:22:56,280 I am a Colonel. I command the parade. 584 01:23:28,153 --> 01:23:30,974 I'm in the stars [maybe "I'm from the stars."] 585 01:23:49,061 --> 01:24:04,728 I'm a green elephant, I'm a jolly tadpole. 50850

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