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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:48,598 With Professor Vagoni's report, we close the session. 2 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:52,355 The work of the congress will resume tomorrow. 3 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:59,031 THE ANNOUNCEMENT IS REPEATED IN ENGLISH 4 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:11,114 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 5 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:15,000 - Can I shake your hand? - Othello, thank you. 6 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:20,359 Brigitte, this is the lawyer Bellomo, your father was my colleague. 7 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,829 He is called Othello, but he is a good guy. 8 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:28,756 Dr. Beker, from Boston, will be my future assistant. 9 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:35,029 - Congratulations, will you come to live in Naples? - It depends on the professor. 10 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:39,432 - Dr. Kraus wishes to meet you. - Excuse me. - You are welcome. 11 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:42,159 - Do you know Naples? - No. 12 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:46,154 - Will I be able to guide you in Naples? - Gladly. 13 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:53,157 - But won't it be dangerous to ride with an Othello? - I'll leave Jago at home. 14 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:56,437 - Do you know Madrid? - Little. - Me too ! 15 00:01:56,440 --> 00:02:01,355 We could visit it together in the free hours. 16 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:07,472 Yes, it will be the test for Naples. So we'll see if we get along well. 17 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,831 From today this will be your home. 18 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,469 - You like ? - She's gorgeous. 19 00:05:59,240 --> 00:06:01,197 The two of us alone. 20 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:03,876 In your old house. 21 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:09,396 - Who is she? - Othello? 22 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:14,759 Dear aunts! I didn't expect to find you in town. 23 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:19,391 - We came to see you. - Good ! 24 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:24,076 - I'm back in good company. - Yeah! 25 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:28,119 Meet Brigitte... my wife. 26 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:30,678 (TOGETHER) Your wife? 27 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:34,719 Brigitte, they are my aunts I have told you so much about. 28 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:37,155 Aunt Ada and Aunt Ida. 29 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,835 - Good evening, lady. - Miss, please. 30 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:43,310 - When did you get married ? - 20 days ago. - In Madrid. 31 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:48,440 - And you didn't tell us? - I preferred to tell you in person. 32 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:53,436 - Brigitte and I got married and we love each other. - We are happy. 33 00:06:56,960 --> 00:07:00,635 - You are not Italian! - No, she's from Boston. 34 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:02,797 Are you German? Hitlerian? 35 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,389 No, American. 36 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:09,633 Otello and I met at the medical congress where I... 37 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:14,510 - The important thing is that we love each other! - Sure ! 38 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:18,070 - We'll talk in the morning. Ida. - Ada. - Here we go. 39 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:19,991 - Good night. - Good night. 40 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,560 - Good night, - Good night. 41 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:34,076 - Come on, dear? - I made a bad impression on your aunts. 42 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:37,436 Don't worry, that's the way they are. 43 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:41,229 They are a bit strange, but tomorrow it will be something else entirely. 44 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,953 They are the sisters of my poor mother, they are 45 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:49,477 very rich and I am their only heir. Indeed, we. 46 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:52,916 Why didn't you let me say I'm a doctor? 47 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:56,390 My love, it's best not to tell him right away. 48 00:07:56,400 --> 00:08:02,032 They have already had too many emotions, I got married and with a foreigner! 49 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:07,353 If they knew you are a man's profession, they wouldn't understand. 50 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:09,920 They don't like emancipated women. 51 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:14,357 You can't stop me from practicing my profession! 52 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:17,758 I must be Professor Vagoni's assistant! 53 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:21,594 Sure, but there's no need to tell him right away. 54 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:27,312 Soon they return to the countryside, they come to Naples once a year. 55 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:31,359 - They won't notice anything. - Sure ? - Sure ! 56 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:36,992 They seem gruff, terrible, but they are two naive and confident old ladies. 57 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:43,479 "Don't be naive and trusting! The world is full of deceptions. 58 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:48,998 Stalking, investigations, before and post marriage. 59 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,992 Agency Nothing Escapes. Top secret." 60 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,595 - Ida. - Ada. - This is the agency we need! 61 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:59,877 - It is necessary ? - Very necessary! 62 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:02,076 After what we have seen in these 2 months...! 63 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:06,916 We need to know the whole truth about this... BRIGITTA! 64 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:10,870 Poor Othello! But will it be a serious agency? 65 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:14,871 This is a serious agency, remember that! 66 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:19,556 I do not allow you, Gennaro and that unconscious 67 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:22,439 Michele to have fun touching my cards! 68 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:26,229 My friend Michele could be of great help! 69 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:29,631 He has studied the best systems of the American DETECTIVE! 70 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,995 No American systems! 71 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:35,836 Remember that you were two shoeshines and I was 72 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:40,198 wrong in elevating you to the rank of stalkers! 73 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,714 You have to work only with your feet! 74 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:46,920 - My friend has a great brain! - No brain! 75 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:50,151 Now I'm leaving for a few days, you 76 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:53,835 stay here exclusively to do the cleaning. 77 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:57,549 Don't you dare to take initiatives! 78 00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:59,517 I'm in charge here! 79 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:02,832 I am the mastermind of this organization, you... 80 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:03,989 The arm! 81 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:08,073 No arm! I am the mind... and you are the feet. 82 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,117 COUGHING. Permission? 83 00:10:21,360 --> 00:10:23,431 Who is there ! Hands up ! 84 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:28,992 Sorry, but with all these SUN spots and the TORPEDOES you never know. 85 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,959 Please take a seat. 86 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:37,751 - Sit down. - Thank you. - You are welcome. 87 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:39,717 Johnny. Johnny 88 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,597 Animal, wake up! 89 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:47,754 Fear not, he is my helper. I keep him loose, but he doesn't do anything. 90 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:50,274 - You're welcome, CELERY. - Yes, cipollino! 91 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:54,433 They say "sit down". Excuse me, he was distracted. 92 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:58,191 - What can I help you with? - In an investigation. 93 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,591 All right, then let's proceed in order. 94 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:05,150 Let's start with the oath. Johnny, make you swear. 95 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:11,639 Swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, nothing but the truth. 96 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:13,597 You say: I swear. 97 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:17,278 - (TOGETHER) I swear it. - Chief, they swore. - Good. 98 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,794 CELERY... sit down. Sorry. 99 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:24,237 Therefore. Madam, will you favor his name for me? 100 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:29,519 - Ada Barbalunga, widow Barbieri. - Of course. - Why ? 101 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:32,712 When the barber is dead, his beard grows longer. 102 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:36,475 - You're joking! - You said "Barbalunga", didn't you? 103 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:39,438 - What length? - 1 and 75, okay? 104 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:42,990 - Barbalunga is the surname! - Ah, the surname. 105 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:45,077 Therefore. 106 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,631 Is the priest his brother? 107 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:57,314 What does he say ? And my sister ! 108 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:01,393 Strange! I have never seen a priest sister. 109 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:05,356 - My sister is a young lady! - Sometimes... 110 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:08,320 It is said: "The habit does not make the monk". 111 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:12,757 She remembers: "The dress does not make the monk." 112 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:17,039 - Engineer! - Call me doctor. 113 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:20,317 My aide is deputy doctor. 114 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:23,759 - Mister John! - "Please"? - You are Americans ? 115 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:26,434 - Native. - Ah, native! 116 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:29,717 Yes, he was born in Caserta, I in Secondigliano. 117 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,199 - Mister John. - Please? 118 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:34,272 "You like? No smoking, BISINISS, TELEFUNKEN". 119 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:36,920 - OK! Boh! - Yes. 120 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:39,476 We come to the fact. 121 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:43,235 - Ida? - Ada? - You speak. - You speak. - Why ? 122 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:47,438 - Because you speak better. - Speak yourself, the reverend will speak later. 123 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:50,398 - So... RINGS OF THE PHONE 124 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,357 Sorry. 125 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:54,673 Hello? 126 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:57,354 Yup ? Agency Nothing Escapes. 127 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,910 And if we miss anything, it is not our fault. 128 00:13:00,920 --> 00:13:04,550 I'm the manager, Mike Spillone. 129 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:07,120 Good morning, excellency. 130 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,838 Say. Yup. 131 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,992 Yes, yes. 132 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,914 Yes, yes. 133 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,434 (MICHELE) Yes... How? 134 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:22,991 Did you find a body in the bathroom? What do you want to do with it? 135 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:27,119 Go wash in the kitchen. All right. Yes sir. Goodbye. 136 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:34,673 This nonsense could be solved by the police! Keep going. 137 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:39,038 It's a delicate thing, my sister and I have a weight here. 138 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:41,714 Doctor, we want to relieve ourselves. 139 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,553 - At your age? - What's strange? 140 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:49,430 You had to turn to Motherhood and Childhood! We are not equipped! 141 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:56,039 We want to get rid of a suspicion about our nephew's wife. 142 00:13:56,040 --> 00:14:00,432 - Ah! Then we are equipped! - Fully equipped! 143 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,553 I had misunderstood. 144 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:08,552 - Well, you have a grandson! - Exactly. 145 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:14,273 - This nephew would be your uncle. - No, we are the aunts! 146 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,190 Already. Who is this grandson? 147 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:21,433 It is the lawyer Otello Bellomo, son of our poor sister. 148 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:24,319 - Is he a grandson to Monsignor too? - Doctor! 149 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:27,392 Excuse me, excuse me... have patience. 150 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:31,150 In summary, tell me who the killer is! 151 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:35,233 - There is no killer. - Then it's a trial! 152 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,513 Yep! 153 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:41,434 Yeah... What are you making me say? It's an investigation! 154 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:44,831 - Here's the picture. - About the killer? - No, the wife's. 155 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:49,676 - That's the killer! - This is a joint investigation! 156 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:54,834 Excuse me, we are used to murders, murderers... 157 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:59,914 These are trifles for us, we have some big things! 158 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,877 So... 159 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:05,032 - Ah! - Beautiful, magnificent! 160 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:09,637 Here we would not only have to investigate, if we deepened... 161 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,192 - From this image... - Come on, gentlemen... 162 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:18,673 From this picture, madam, I infer 163 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:22,071 that your nephew had good taste. 164 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:26,836 - Modesty aside, I take it. Do you deduce it? - Yup. 165 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:31,152 We both deduced it, so a first step is done! 166 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,117 I mean, huh? 167 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,318 - What country is it from? - Foreigner. - American. 168 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:40,630 - Native? - I do not believe. 169 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:44,520 Too bad, the task would have been made easier. 170 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:49,310 - Why ? - Among us natives... I can't explain everything! 171 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:54,269 - We don't know anything about her. - Is this stranger weird? 172 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:59,992 - Sometimes foreigners do oddities! She-she She always goes out alone. 173 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:04,790 - And he gets strange phone calls. - Of course, she is a foreigner! 174 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:09,556 - Sometimes she also speaks English! - On the telephone ? - Yup. 175 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:13,474 - How many phone calls do you make? - Seven eight. 176 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,951 - Are you calling? - 8. - Walks? - 21. 177 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,679 - How much is the phone? - 24-58. 178 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,991 - Then: 8-21-24-58. - Are we at Lottery? 179 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:27,710 It's our coded phrasebook! The figures correspond to the words. 180 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,111 If we lose the dossier, nobody understands anything! 181 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,191 Because we too... 182 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,675 We have taken another step. 183 00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:39,434 - We, step by step... - Let's find the lady. 184 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,193 - I'll find the lady! - I'm your helper! 185 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,989 Then you will help me discover it. Lady, I understand. 186 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,038 Yes is the third man! 187 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:55,078 Even the canon agrees with me. Where does the woman live? 188 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:58,755 - It's written behind the photo. - Really ? 189 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,830 Yes, there is the address. 190 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:06,311 - So can we go? - Go easy. 191 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:10,473 - Today we will start the investigation. - Not today, we have many commitments! 192 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:13,871 - Yes, we need to interrogate a corpse! - Huh? 193 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:18,590 We need to question the killer of that body, I can't say more. 194 00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,750 Go quiet, we miss nothing and if 195 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:25,072 we miss something, we have the dog. 196 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:31,270 - Do they also use a dog? - Anifax, the famous police wolf. 197 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,840 Didn't they know? 198 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:37,557 - There he is ! - It's not a wolf, it's a dachshund! 199 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:40,712 Madam, let's not say heresies! 200 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:44,554 He's a police wolf disguised as a dachshund! 201 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:47,279 Doctor, how much will it cost us? 202 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:50,796 Because it's them, out of respect for the cappuccino... 5 million. 203 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:55,431 - It is not possible ! - Too many, huh? I know, there are too many. 204 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:58,831 I made a request, make a counter offer. 205 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:02,549 We would like to spend 10, 15 thousand lire. 206 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:06,076 That's all ? We make 10 thousand lire and we don't talk about it anymore! 207 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:09,869 - From 5 million to 10 thousand lire? - He is the administrator. 208 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:14,636 - Not even enough to feed the dog! - What a fool, the dog! 209 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:18,429 Dog meals cost! 3.5 million and we don't talk about it anymore! 210 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:22,070 - It is not possible ! - Let's not talk about money! 211 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:27,029 - A million more or less...! - Who has ever seen it? 212 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:32,114 We do not work for interest, but for passion! 213 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,839 See you when the investigation is over! See you later. 214 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:37,673 - Treats. - Father ! - See you once the investigation is done! 215 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:40,399 - Anifax, say hello to the ladies. - Good morning. 216 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,277 Gennaro. 217 00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:59,351 Gennaro. 218 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:04,036 - Gennaro, I'm talking to you! - We agree that you call me Johnny! 219 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:07,431 - Yes, when there are people, but now we are alone. - What do you want ? 220 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:12,071 I had the good idea of "disguising" 221 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,117 this car so as not to attract attention. 222 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:18,512 Everyone believes it is one of the first atomic machines. 223 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:22,400 At the garage one asked me if it was going to uranium. 224 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:27,520 - How are you doing? - Gasoline. - It's closer. - No, on petrol! 225 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,679 Michele. Michele ! 226 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:33,911 - Michele, I'm talking to you! - You have to call me Mike. 227 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:38,517 Yes, in front of the people, now there is no one! Where should I turn? 228 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:42,798 I believe right. Wait, I'm making people move. 229 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:50,629 - Put out the arrow! - Immediately. Turn! 230 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,677 PHONE RINGS 231 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:03,599 Hello? Yes I am. 232 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:07,389 Doctor, I'll pass Professor Vagoni to you. 233 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,599 The doctor for her. 234 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:17,598 - Madam, you should do me a courtesy. - Say, professor. 235 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,479 Before coming to the clinic, you pass via 236 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,916 Pola to the villa of the Marquis De Vitti. 237 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:28,471 They requested a doctor urgently. Does it bother you? 238 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:31,233 No, it's a pleasure. 239 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:36,030 Time to get dressed, I'm always available. 240 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:40,229 For heaven's sake, at any time! Ok! 241 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,197 Okay thanks. 242 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:59,238 When you brake with the brakes, let me know! 243 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,358 That's the house, you have to get out of there. 244 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:04,636 - Do you remember her well? - Yup ! 245 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:05,914 Pig look at her. 246 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,754 I got it ? 247 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,991 The great British philosopher Bertrand 248 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,879 Russell, in his enlightened study of jealousy, 249 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:20,716 argues that it is a purely physiological phenomenon. 250 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:25,351 Can the crime of jealousy find extenuating factors of a spiritual nature? 251 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:29,354 No, gentlemen of the court! Absolutely not ! 252 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,435 - Hi dear. - Hi, Othello. 253 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,397 A greeting quickly. 254 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,711 - Are you working ? - Yup. 255 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:41,792 I prepare a plea in which I say that the crime 256 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,473 of jealousy must be punished without mercy. 257 00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:46,791 - You don't look very convinced. - Instead I am convinced. 258 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:50,873 Even if with a wife like you and with a name like mine... 259 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:54,271 If you were jealous, I would think you don't love me. 260 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:58,797 Instead I love you... even if you go out with that weird hat. 261 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:03,192 Strange? It makes me look serious and professional! 262 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:07,194 You look like a little girl who enjoys being a doctor. 263 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:12,718 - You joke, but I have a lot of work! - Me too. Let's do something. 264 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,519 - Are we getting our revenge tonight? - What are we doing ? 265 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,875 - Let's go dancing ? - Yup. 266 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:20,349 Let's go to the "Conchiglia". 267 00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:22,431 The two of us alone. 268 00:22:25,440 --> 00:22:28,592 - They kiss. - Judas' kiss! 269 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,757 Hello sweetheart. 270 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,759 What eyes! What a mouth ! 271 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:54,037 - What a chest! - What a legs ! 272 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:58,072 - There are no legs here. - But there, yes. - Where is it ? 273 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,037 It's true ! 274 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,953 Start the engine. 275 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,873 Don't get caught. Start the engine. Don't get caught. 276 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,030 - How can I do ? - Do it under METAPHOR! 277 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,759 Under METAPHOR there is no start! 278 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:16,833 - It's upstairs. - Start the engine, without being noticed. 279 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,514 - Yes or no ? - Yes, OK ! 280 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:33,479 Be indifferent. Behavior! Whistle. 281 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:21,954 - Nothing serious can happen. - You say that ! 282 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:26,272 Sputnik is always subject to terrestrial attraction. 283 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:31,400 - It can fall and cause disaster. - If it falls, it disintegrates. 284 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:34,950 - I'm sorry, but I disagree. - neither! 285 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,600 - You see it ? - Of course ! 286 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:43,152 This Sputnik, falling can cause disasters. 287 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:47,870 If she stands with her nose in the air and a Sputnik 288 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:51,111 hits her eye, she will wonder who "spat" in her eye. 289 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:53,031 - Not me ! - Me neither ! 290 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,953 Excuse me, who do we have the honor to talk to? 291 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,550 We are two gentlemen passing through! 292 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,833 Hey! But who are these! 293 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:17,000 - The gentlemen wish? - Who is it ? Good morning. - Do they want? 294 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,436 - Two packs of cigarettes. - This is not a tobacconist. 295 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:22,829 - No ? What's this ? - A pharmacy. 296 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,798 - You see it ? - What can I help you? 297 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,872 Then let's buy something. Soaps. 298 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,396 - How much it is ? - At will. - 12? - Yup. 299 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,471 - Here. Brushes ? - Also. 300 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,791 - How many? - Several. - 12? - Yup. 301 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:41,077 - Toothpaste ? - Yes. - How many? - How many you want. 302 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,913 - A box ? - 12 boxes. 303 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,673 - Other ? - Do you have any sublimate? - Yes, how much? 304 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:50,594 - Liquid? - Yes. - Half a liter. - Half a liter of sublimate! 305 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,672 - You want some? - I'm a teetotaler. - What's that got to do with it? 306 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:57,310 - Antinevralgics? - How many? - Sevveral... several! 307 00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:01,200 Here they are. What else ? Cotton? 308 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:04,033 - Yes, HYDROPHOBIC cotton! - Hydrophilic! 309 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,800 Exactly, "purified"! 310 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:10,111 - You want some sponges? - Yes, 3. 311 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:12,509 One for me, one for him and one for Anifax. 312 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,990 - What else ? - You gave me the cotton... 313 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,514 - Gauze! - How much gauze? 314 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,160 - How do you sell it? - By the meter. - A patch! 315 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,754 - Very well. - A piece of gauze! 316 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,991 - And a 20 stamp. - We don't sell stamps! 317 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,152 No ? So, I'm sorry, I'm not buying anything! 318 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,117 We will pip! 319 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:41,554 Easy, damn it! I told you to be quiet, you can't do anything. 320 00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:46,760 - Marquis, I can't take off my boots, you have to sit down. - I can not. 321 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,910 - Why ? - I'm not telling you. 322 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:54,074 - I was once his confidant. - It's too delicate a matter. 323 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,519 Women? 324 00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:01,435 I can't hide anything from you. Give me the slipper. 325 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:06,151 Women have always been my downfall. 326 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:11,314 Several times I risked getting a ball in the chest because of them! 327 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,278 - This time instead... - shot. Who did it ? 328 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:18,911 I do not know ! Do you know Assunta, the farmer's wife? 329 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:22,390 - A beautiful woman! - Have you tried? 330 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:27,190 I would not allow myself before her, maybe after. 331 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,515 I had met her at the fountain, while I was talking to her, 332 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:36,799 her husband passed by and gave me a very annoying look. 333 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,269 - He was the one who... - I don't know. 334 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:43,877 - Do you know Concettina? - Concettina the redhead? 335 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:49,838 Gaetanone's wife, the new factor. Ouch! Ouch! 336 00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:53,192 I met her in the olive grove, give me the slipper. 337 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:59,833 While we were talking, a shot went 338 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,956 off from a haystack that hit me in full! 339 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:05,954 - Where is it ? - I told you I can't sit! 340 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,591 Damn serfs! 341 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,797 Marquis, which of the two factors shot you? 342 00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:15,794 By reversing the order of the factors, the product does not change! 343 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:20,670 They shot me with number 11 pellets, they took me for a lark. 344 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:27,518 If they had taken her for a boar they would have shot her with buckshot! 345 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:32,799 - Let's hope Mom doesn't find out. - I'll be a grave. 346 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:38,239 - Vittorio! - Mum ? - Send Romeo away. 347 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:41,790 - Romeo, would you like to get away? - Out, out! 348 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:51,553 Libertine! Sinner! 349 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,393 - Lustful! - Mum ! 350 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:59,031 - Possessed, you have undermined Gaetanone's wife! - And he ! 351 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:04,911 - I preferred you dead than involved in a scandal! - Better involved. 352 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:11,633 You are the same as your father! I don't understand what you find in women! 353 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:16,350 - Eh, mom! - to disturb the wives of your employees! 354 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,557 Of the peasant women, of the poor unsuspecting creatures! 355 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:22,313 Mom, it's your fault! 356 00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,631 You did not allow me to be engaged, to marry, you did 357 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:29,429 not want me to have adventures with dancers or typists. 358 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:33,354 You deny me the city! I have a game reserve and I take advantage of it. 359 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:36,637 I thought politics were enough to distract you. 360 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,790 I just enjoy hunting. 361 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:42,953 Instead of chasing women, you should be chasing votes! 362 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:47,955 You are a candidate in the elections! Have you thought about a political program? 363 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:53,399 That takes time, now the peasants don't "drink" everything. 364 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:56,950 That's not true, the peasants drink like they used to! 365 00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:02,638 They drink with the trade unionists, they get excited and they shoot shots! 366 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,871 They will kill us all if we don't find a remedy! 367 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:09,316 I'm going to call the lawyer and you will sue Gaetanone. 368 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:12,915 - So he shoots me with the shotgun. - Better dead than chatted! 369 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,991 - Better chatted! - Dead! 370 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,550 - Chatted. - I said dead! 371 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:20,514 All right ! 372 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:23,512 - Romeo, did you... - Does it hurt a lot? 373 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:28,071 - Did you call the doctor? - Yes, a certain Doctor Bellomo will come. 374 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,549 Good or bad I don't care. 375 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,678 - Ouch! - What's up ? - It hurts. 376 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:43,951 - It is appropriate to say that nothing escapes us! - Modestly. 377 00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:47,476 - Modestly I say it! - Okay. 378 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:55,120 - Where you go ? - He's going to have a love meeting. 379 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:59,159 - He will be with an important man! - Sure, look at that villa! 380 00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:02,474 - Are you ready ? - Very ready. 381 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,994 - I'm going to fish. - Chief, what about me? 382 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:07,317 A vice-fish! 383 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:12,912 - Good morning. - Good morning. 384 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:23,877 - Do you wish, madam? - The Marquis De Vitti. - He's indisposed. 385 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,520 I'm here for this. 386 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:31,717 - Who should I announce? - The doctor. - The doctor? 387 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,479 - The doctor ? - Sure, the doctor! 388 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:39,315 - Go announce me. - All right. 389 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:40,879 The doctor ! 390 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,720 KNOCKING AT THE DOOR 391 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:51,714 - Who is he? What do you want ? - A person asks for you. 392 00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:55,953 - Who is it ? -She says she is the doctor. - Get him in! 393 00:31:55,960 --> 00:32:00,670 - Give me a dressing gown. - The shot one? - No ! No dots! 394 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,557 - About perfume? - Perfume ? No. 395 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:16,078 - Why the perfume? - Eh!? 396 00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:19,869 Don't be a fool. Get him in. 397 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:22,558 Doctor. 398 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:30,469 - Is this where a doctor is needed? - Yes, I'm waiting for it. 399 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:34,793 - Who is she ? What do you want? - I'm the doctor. 400 00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:43,390 - Are you the doctor? - Yes, Dr. Bellomo. 401 00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:49,910 - Why are you looking at me? - It's not often a pretty doctor like you. 402 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:53,072 - Where is the sick man? - I'm lucky. 403 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:58,109 - What do you mean ? - It is fortunate to be visited by you. 404 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,873 I am the Marquis De Vitti. 405 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,597 Here they are ! 406 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:17,151 Ready with the FLOSH? One two Three ! 407 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,634 Ok! Wonderful ! 408 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:24,438 I will entrust my health to these beautiful little hands. 409 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,398 Have you ever been seen by a woman? 410 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,199 Yes, at 4, when I had rubella. 411 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:33,158 But he wasn't as handsome as she was. 412 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:37,597 - I get it, I'm going away. - No, please, I'm really sick. 413 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:42,117 - What's wrong ? - Since she came in, I don't know anymore. 414 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,750 - Maybe the heart. - Maybe ? 415 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:51,678 Yes, this poor old heart that has beaten too much for too many women. 416 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:55,158 - Sit down. - I can not. 417 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:59,871 - So it's about the sciatic nerve? - Yes, too. 418 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,957 Let's see. 419 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:08,474 - Are you really a doctor? - Yup. 420 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,199 - And your name is Bellomo? - Yes, Bellomo. 421 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,350 Like Bellomo she is a very beautiful woman. 422 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:18,514 Don't be silly, I'm here to visit you and you need it. 423 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:23,151 - I don't like her face. - I like her very much instead. 424 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:27,513 - You take off your dressing gown. - Why ? - I have to visit her. 425 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:32,117 - I'm a doctor, you must consider me a man. - It's not easy. 426 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,077 Turn around. 427 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,397 Excuse your shoulders. 428 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,277 Breathe. 429 00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:44,118 I said breathe, not sigh. 430 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:46,717 Yet. 431 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,555 - Say 33. - 33, 40, 59. 432 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:53,951 - What does it mean ? - It's my phone number. 433 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:58,352 If one of these evenings is alone and without sick, you can call me. 434 00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:02,593 Marquis, try to be serious! We feel the heart. 435 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:08,592 Hello? Can I hope to have you for dinner with me one of these nights? 436 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,240 This is too much ! 437 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:15,154 Can't a professional woman be taken seriously in Italy? 438 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:20,599 In America 70% of women work and everyone respects them! 439 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:25,276 - See you later ! - Wait! - Call a male doctor and invite him to dinner. 440 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,352 - But he will have to wait a long time. - Why ? 441 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:34,959 In addition to the fever, she has strange symptoms. Are you a typographer? 442 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,678 Typographer? 443 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:44,110 Her eyes remind me of lead poisoning. 444 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,997 - Yes, lead. - Goodbye. 445 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:50,836 Doctor, professor! I swear I'll treat you like a man. 446 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:54,071 Do you want a cigar? There is a full box! 447 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:57,710 She doesn't deserve it, but I'll give her an injection. 448 00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:01,509 - No ! Not an injection! - He's not very brave, is he? 449 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:03,318 I am modest. 450 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:08,793 - Okay, I'll give you an antidote by mouth. Where is the toilet ? - Over there. 451 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:13,954 - Hot water comes out of the cold water tap. - All right. 452 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:29,990 What bad luck, I get this doctor and I have this trouble! 453 00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,877 However ! 454 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,517 - Then they say that one...! - One... what? 455 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,796 One... like that! 456 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:39,232 - Do not look. - You're watching. 457 00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:42,710 - I'm the cop. - And I'm your helper. 458 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:45,951 So look, but don't let yourself be noticed. 459 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,717 Close! 460 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:14,830 - What is this? - A hat, Madame Marquise. 461 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,639 I see. Whose is he? 462 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:21,270 - I think it's mine, Madame Marchesa. - Yours! 463 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:24,796 Yes, every now and then I allow myself some little madness. 464 00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:28,270 You are a liar and a depraved! 465 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:33,036 - There's a woman over there! - No. - Let me pass, servant! 466 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:45,039 Listen ! Whose hat is this? 467 00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:48,920 - It'll be the doctor's. - A doctor dressed as a woman? 468 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:53,551 - It's a woman. - I said so! Here there is a woman! 469 00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:58,589 Satan, you receive them even when I'm here! So do you respect your mother? 470 00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:03,629 She is a woman who is a doctor. She is a serious, very serious woman. 471 00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:07,759 You undress and go to bed, I'll come right away. 472 00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:14,873 - A serious woman who says these things? She-she Said to go to bed. 473 00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:18,555 - Undressed? - You must visit Me. 474 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,678 You have to play doctor and sick! 475 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:27,471 - She's a doctor. I called her on the phone. - A call girl! 476 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,871 - It's not true ! - So she's a bad guy. 477 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:35,590 I swear she is a doctor! I'll let her tell you. 478 00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,480 Doctor striptease! 479 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:52,479 - Why did she take off her clothes? - doctors visit like this! 480 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:56,360 He is a doctor, there is the bag, come and see. 481 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:11,670 - Look. - You Who knows what's the use! Articles of Paris! Depraved! 482 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,798 - What is this? - A syringe. 483 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:17,998 - It's this one ? Morphine! - You will have brought it for me. 484 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,436 You have hit the very bottom of the abyss! 485 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:25,149 - Take drugs too! - What are you saying, mom! 486 00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:29,677 Don't call me "mom". I'm not your mother anymore! 487 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:34,993 You are no longer the Marquis De Vitti, you are "The Man with the Golden Arm"! 488 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:36,919 Mum ! 489 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:50,109 - What did that lady want? - Nothing, she's a crazy old woman. 490 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,111 Why did she get dressed? 491 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:56,830 - She looked like an Amazon ready for the battle of love! - That's enough ! 492 00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:00,356 - Why do you treat me like this? - Looking for another doctor! 493 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,715 I want her. 494 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:08,000 We are alone, why don't we drink from the cup of pleasure? 495 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,355 - That's enough ! - Ouch! 496 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,431 Mamma Mia ! 497 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:49,790 Her mother told me she wanted to file a complaint. 498 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:55,716 For a political attack? I would never do it for votes. 499 00:41:55,720 --> 00:42:00,191 Her mother told me that it is the husband of a 500 00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,999 peasant who would have hit him out of jealousy. 501 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:07,073 I was not physically hit, only in the heart, in my sense 502 00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:11,153 of freedom and democracy. But that doesn't matter. 503 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:14,630 No peasant woman has anything to do with this whole business. 504 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:20,158 - Do I look like a peasant type to you? - Absolutely, but her mother... 505 00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:24,757 She thinks she knows everything, but she doesn't know anything about my private life. 506 00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,229 If these walls could talk! 507 00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:30,676 Instead they are silent like me, because I am a gentleman. 508 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:34,639 - You are welcome. - I know you're a gentleman. 509 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:37,553 A little while ago one of the most beautiful 510 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:41,474 women you ever met came out of that door. 511 00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:44,677 Known... in the biblical sense. 512 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:49,709 She was so happy that she even forgot her hat. 513 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:52,712 Does it look like a peasant's hat to you? 514 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:57,396 They are luxury items, like her mistress. If he knew her! 515 00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:02,477 Lawyer? 516 00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:06,754 - So, you don't want to file a complaint? - No, no! 517 00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,952 - Arrive, Marquis. - Goodbye, lawyer. 518 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:25,719 - I'm discouraged, Professor. - Why, dear child? 519 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:31,672 We Italians are full of fire and enthusiasm. 520 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,718 I don't know the Marquis De Vitti, but I understand him. 521 00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:39,078 In her he saw first the beautiful woman and then the doctor. 522 00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:41,754 It will happen to her very often. 523 00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:46,789 The Marquis was suffering, but he preferred to be a Don Juan 524 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:51,112 instead of confessing his evil, just because I am a woman! 525 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:55,079 Is it possible that Italians think of only one thing? 526 00:43:55,080 --> 00:44:00,678 Don't generalize, we also have women doctors, lawyers... 527 00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,513 What is it, professor? 528 00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,400 Nothing, a dizziness. 529 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:12,112 - It is gone. - Are you sick, should I visit you? 530 00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:15,795 - No thanks. - She doesn't trust me either. 531 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:20,636 It's not true. I know my evil perfectly. 532 00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:24,918 - I just need some rest. - What are you waiting for to go on vacation? 533 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:29,869 Doctors prescribe rest, but they cannot afford it. 534 00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:33,157 Professor, I'm replacing you. 535 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:38,394 - I can't leave the clinic and office visits. - Miss! 536 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,914 - I'll take care of everything. - Say, doctor. 537 00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:44,390 I am replacing Professor Vagoni for a few days. 538 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:47,392 - He can call me at any time. - Agree. 539 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:51,837 Tonight I have dinner at the "Conchiglia", if you need to call me there. 540 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:56,357 - All right. I'll also notify the office nurse. - Thank you. 541 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:59,830 - Done. - Then I just have to obey. 542 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:04,717 But if they call you, you go now, even if you are at the "Conchiglia"! 543 00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:06,313 Let's hope ! 544 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:12,760 When I am with my husband, I forget that I am a doctor. 545 00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:19,836 We miss nothing and if we miss something, there are photographs! 546 00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:24,471 We have photographic evidence of the lady's guilt! 547 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:27,598 Now the lady... we have it in hand! 548 00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,276 - Mister Johnny! - Hello! 549 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:34,717 - Have you developed the PHOTOGRAPHY? - Sure, boss! - Yes, ok! 550 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:36,469 Come on here. 551 00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,437 Here it is ! 552 00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:44,317 - Who are these? - He is your wife's lover... 553 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:48,029 She's the granddaughter of yours... she's the lover of your nephew's wife. 554 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:51,999 - This can be anyone! - There are no heads. 555 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,879 Are there no heads? Show it. 556 00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,117 Yeah, where did they go? 557 00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,589 - Thing ? - The heads of the guilty! 558 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:05,037 - In development I have escaped! - Are you letting your heads slip ?! 559 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:08,039 Do not forget that nothing escapes us, but 560 00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:11,635 this time our heads have escaped. Patience. 561 00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:17,477 - We want concrete proof! - Exactly, absolutely correct! 562 00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:22,270 We'll start the investigation and take the pictures with our heads in the head. 563 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:25,352 It's clear ? Nothing to expect! 564 00:46:41,420 --> 00:46:48,611 ♪I'll borrow a penny of sunshine because I want to give it to you. 565 00:46:48,620 --> 00:46:55,856 ♪You can lay it on your blond hair, I will caress that golden cloud. 566 00:46:55,860 --> 00:47:03,860 ♪This tiny serenade can be sung with a faint voice. 567 00:47:05,100 --> 00:47:11,415 ♪Each lover will whisper to the lover. 568 00:47:12,740 --> 00:47:15,459 ♪She will whisper it. 569 00:47:18,660 --> 00:47:26,499 ♪I will borrow a penny from the sea because I want to give it to you. 570 00:47:26,500 --> 00:47:30,539 ♪You can lay it on your beautiful 571 00:47:30,540 --> 00:47:33,453 ♪eyes, I will dive into your blue gaze. 572 00:47:34,340 --> 00:47:41,497 ♪This tiny serenade with a faint voice can be sung. 573 00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:48,497 ♪Each lover will whisper to the lover. 574 00:47:50,420 --> 00:47:52,934 ♪She will whisper it. 575 00:47:55,980 --> 00:48:03,899 ♪I'll borrow a penny from heaven because I want to give it to you. 576 00:48:03,900 --> 00:48:11,773 ♪You can lay it on your white veil when I take you to the altar. 577 00:48:11,780 --> 00:48:19,780 ♪This tiny serenade with a faint voice can be sung. 578 00:48:19,820 --> 00:48:27,820 ♪Each lover will whisper to the lover. 579 00:48:27,860 --> 00:48:31,376 ♪She will whisper it. 580 00:48:31,620 --> 00:48:39,129 ♪This tiny serenade with a faint voice can be sung. 581 00:48:39,140 --> 00:48:46,058 ♪Each lover will whisper to the lover. 582 00:48:47,260 --> 00:48:50,412 ♪She will whisper it. 583 00:48:50,420 --> 00:48:58,420 ♪This tiny serenade with a faint voice can be sung. 584 00:48:58,820 --> 00:49:05,533 ♪Each lover will whisper to the lover. 585 00:49:06,860 --> 00:49:11,411 ♪She will whisper it. ♪ 586 00:49:31,420 --> 00:49:35,414 - Why are you angry with me ? - it? 587 00:49:35,420 --> 00:49:39,379 - You have something on your mind. - The hat. 588 00:49:39,380 --> 00:49:44,454 - Hat? - I mean, I can only have the hat on. 589 00:49:44,460 --> 00:49:46,497 I do not understand you. 590 00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:51,529 Speaking of hat, where's your funny hat? 591 00:49:51,540 --> 00:49:56,330 - What do you mean ? - Where did you put it ? 592 00:49:56,340 --> 00:50:02,097 Maybe in the closet. Of course I couldn't wear it with this dress! 593 00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:05,809 - Sure. - Why do you think about that hat? 594 00:50:06,060 --> 00:50:10,770 - I don't wish you lost it. - How can you lose a hat? 595 00:50:10,780 --> 00:50:13,818 Sometimes you even lose your mind. 596 00:50:13,820 --> 00:50:17,654 - If you lose your mind, you don't need a hat. - Exactly. 597 00:50:17,660 --> 00:50:21,130 Why are you making these speeches to me, Othello? 598 00:50:23,060 --> 00:50:27,054 Good evening, gentlemen and welcome to Conchiglia. 599 00:50:27,060 --> 00:50:32,180 Do the gentlemen want to have dinner? We have every specialty. Our motto is: 600 00:50:32,180 --> 00:50:36,219 "From salmon to spaghetti, from caviar to cappelletti." 601 00:50:36,220 --> 00:50:39,178 - No, no cappelletti! - Good. 602 00:50:39,180 --> 00:50:44,653 - I want to eat Neapolitan style. - A classy Neapolitan menu? 603 00:50:44,660 --> 00:50:48,415 - Yes, you do. - You will not regret the decision. 604 00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:50,172 Excuse me. 605 00:50:51,820 --> 00:50:56,610 You let yourself be convinced too easily. We'll see what she brings you. 606 00:50:56,620 --> 00:51:00,375 If you feel like fighting, say it right away. 607 00:51:01,260 --> 00:51:04,457 Sorry, I worked too hard today. 608 00:51:04,900 --> 00:51:07,892 - Me too. - Really ? - Yes a lot. 609 00:51:09,380 --> 00:51:14,295 We are together tonight and I want to have fun. 610 00:52:01,780 --> 00:52:05,819 - Waiter. - You are welcome. - Tell me, waiter. 611 00:52:05,820 --> 00:52:10,610 - Is this thing fresh... this lobster? - Very fresh. 612 00:52:10,620 --> 00:52:14,329 - Is this pheasant of the day? - That's great, sir. 613 00:52:14,340 --> 00:52:19,460 - Yet I feel a "stink". Do you feel it? - Yup. 614 00:52:19,460 --> 00:52:25,092 - Wow! - Impossible, sir. - You sniff. - Hear it. 615 00:52:28,420 --> 00:52:33,699 - What are you eating, dear? - I don't know, let's see the menu. 616 00:52:34,100 --> 00:52:37,331 Waiter! Waiter! 617 00:52:41,820 --> 00:52:45,495 - Commands. - Are you the waiter or the "MAÎTRE"? 618 00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:49,698 I am the METER, he is the VICEMETER. In two we make a meter and a half. 619 00:52:49,700 --> 00:52:51,771 Give me the menu. 620 00:52:52,620 --> 00:52:55,578 - The menu. - And this ? 621 00:52:55,940 --> 00:52:58,250 And this ? Yup. 622 00:52:58,260 --> 00:53:02,219 - Dear, I would like something light. - Something light. 623 00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:05,099 - Something very light would be fine? - Yup. 624 00:53:05,100 --> 00:53:08,570 Leghorn corks? A few sheets of tissue paper? 625 00:53:08,580 --> 00:53:13,017 - Talcum powder Bolognese? - Don't be funny! - I got it ? 626 00:53:13,380 --> 00:53:17,658 - Darling, would you like a Mont-blanc? - Yes, a Mont-blanc. 627 00:53:17,660 --> 00:53:19,810 A Mont-blanc. 628 00:53:20,580 --> 00:53:24,050 - A Mont-blanc. - A MONBLAN? 629 00:53:24,060 --> 00:53:26,449 - A MOMBLAN. - MOMBLAM. 630 00:53:26,460 --> 00:53:28,656 - Did he say MOBLANT? - Mont-blanc! 631 00:53:28,660 --> 00:53:32,574 - BOBOBL for two? - A BOBLOB. - Boh! 632 00:53:32,580 --> 00:53:34,173 What a service! 633 00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:42,891 Got a good idea, right? 634 00:53:42,900 --> 00:53:47,736 - Which ? - Dress up as waiters. We are incognito! 635 00:53:47,740 --> 00:53:50,095 - Am I incognito too? - No. 636 00:53:50,100 --> 00:53:54,936 - I am incognito, you are vice incognito. - Is that okay? - Yup. 637 00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:59,332 - Don't show up. Here she is ! - That is not the Marquis! 638 00:53:59,340 --> 00:54:03,379 - It's true ! -Who will he be? - He'll be the fourth man. 639 00:54:03,380 --> 00:54:08,216 - The lady ate four eggs. - What did she do? 640 00:54:08,220 --> 00:54:11,338 Really ? Did you eat four eggs? 641 00:54:11,340 --> 00:54:14,378 - Who told you that ? - You. You said four eggs. 642 00:54:14,380 --> 00:54:19,011 I said the "fourth man"! You're fired, I'll give you 8 days. 643 00:54:19,020 --> 00:54:22,331 - You already gave them to me. - Then I'll give you 7! 644 00:54:22,460 --> 00:54:27,296 Let's do one thing, now you go and call your aunts. 645 00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:29,894 Make them come. Don't show up. Go sneak up. 646 00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:32,858 - I'm going to the kitchen ? - What to do? - Under the plate. 647 00:54:32,860 --> 00:54:38,811 What are you doing under the plates? Shut up ! I meant cautiously. 648 00:54:38,820 --> 00:54:42,131 I'm going to the kitchen to order MOMBLAN. 649 00:54:59,980 --> 00:55:02,210 Excuse me sir ! 650 00:55:02,220 --> 00:55:05,576 - It can happen. - Sorry. - It must happen. 651 00:55:05,580 --> 00:55:07,537 Small things. 652 00:55:13,820 --> 00:55:15,413 - Waiter. - Commands. 653 00:55:15,420 --> 00:55:21,018 - The siphon is not working. - You will not be familiar with siphons. 654 00:55:23,300 --> 00:55:26,656 Psss, psss, psss... 655 00:55:27,980 --> 00:55:31,336 psss, psss, psss... 656 00:55:31,860 --> 00:55:34,773 - Seen ? - Great, who taught him that? 657 00:55:34,780 --> 00:55:37,772 My mom as a child. 658 00:55:39,740 --> 00:55:43,654 Waiter, is this Mont-blanc coming? 659 00:55:43,660 --> 00:55:47,938 He must apologize, bring a few minutes late. 660 00:56:03,780 --> 00:56:08,729 - Sorry ! Sorry. - It doesn't matter, these are things that can happen. 661 00:56:09,060 --> 00:56:11,017 Patience. 662 00:56:20,700 --> 00:56:24,409 - What did you say ? - Did you make the call? - Yup. 663 00:56:24,420 --> 00:56:28,414 - Boil yourself! - Hot meals! 664 00:56:28,420 --> 00:56:30,297 - Waiter? - Commands, ma'am. 665 00:56:33,580 --> 00:56:36,493 I don't understand, do you want to repeat? 666 00:56:38,580 --> 00:56:42,175 - "Ya"! - Did you understand ? - No. - Then why are you answering? 667 00:56:42,180 --> 00:56:45,650 Madam, you speak Italian, we do not understand Spanish. 668 00:56:45,660 --> 00:56:50,370 - I'd like to see the boiled meat. - Here, in front of everyone? 669 00:56:50,380 --> 00:56:53,452 - Sure, what's strange? - No, I asked. 670 00:56:53,460 --> 00:56:56,134 DEGUSTIBUS NOT ADIBINDIBUS SPUTAZZELLAM. 671 00:56:56,140 --> 00:56:58,734 Discover the boiled meats. 672 00:56:58,740 --> 00:57:02,370 We have beef, veal, roast beef. 673 00:57:02,380 --> 00:57:06,135 - Do you have a calf's head? - No we have not. 674 00:57:06,140 --> 00:57:09,974 We have the beef head. Discover it. It is beautifully seasoned... 675 00:57:09,980 --> 00:57:11,971 What have you done ? 676 00:57:11,980 --> 00:57:17,214 - Ignorant, rude, rude! - What figures you make me do, go away! 677 00:57:17,220 --> 00:57:21,134 Mister beef... lady head, have patience! 678 00:57:21,140 --> 00:57:24,895 - Waiter, the Mont-blanc! It is indecent. - I say so too. 679 00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:28,530 You don't have to come here anymore! 680 00:57:29,140 --> 00:57:31,017 What's going on tonight? 681 00:57:49,620 --> 00:57:52,373 Things that can happen. 682 00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:55,177 Small things. 683 00:58:12,340 --> 00:58:14,980 The starter was delicious. 684 00:58:14,980 --> 00:58:17,620 "Delicious appetizer for a loyal customer." 685 00:58:17,620 --> 00:58:21,295 An appetizer is a sign of elegance like a lady's hat. 686 00:58:21,300 --> 00:58:27,569 - What's the hat got to do with it? - Nothing, but don't take your hat now. 687 00:58:27,580 --> 00:58:29,935 Sorry. 688 00:58:30,460 --> 00:58:34,215 - Why did you treat him badly? - I hate it. 689 00:58:34,220 --> 00:58:39,056 I find it delicious. Everything is delicious here, even you. 690 00:58:39,060 --> 00:58:44,055 - Even if you don't love me tonight. - I don't love you? - No. 691 00:58:44,060 --> 00:58:49,931 But it doesn't matter, Naples enchants me with its delightful atmosphere. 692 00:58:50,140 --> 00:58:54,213 I have an idea. Excuse me for a moment. 693 00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:05,020 - Doctor Bellomo? An urgent call on the phone. - I come. 694 00:59:06,260 --> 00:59:08,376 - You are welcome. - Yup. 695 00:59:12,180 --> 00:59:16,413 - Where am I ? - Yet they phoned us. 696 00:59:18,180 --> 00:59:22,890 We don't know each other. We are acting! - Like waiters? 697 00:59:22,900 --> 00:59:27,133 - It's a disguise. - Makeup. - Profession, trade. 698 00:59:27,140 --> 00:59:31,452 Do they want a table, sir? This way. 699 00:59:31,460 --> 00:59:34,657 Follow me, there is a good table. 700 00:59:37,140 --> 00:59:41,293 Good evening, Ms. Bellomo, I noticed him while you were dancing. 701 00:59:41,300 --> 00:59:43,974 - Classy little woman! - It is my wife. 702 00:59:43,980 --> 00:59:46,620 - Exactly, a woman of class. - Thank you. 703 00:59:46,620 --> 00:59:49,453 I would like him to sing a Neapolitan novelty for her. 704 00:59:49,460 --> 00:59:51,053 - This season? - Very well. 705 00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:57,459 Let's remember the premise: nothing escapes us! 706 00:59:59,060 --> 01:00:02,178 - But we don't see anyone! - Like ? 707 01:00:02,180 --> 01:00:06,731 Wow! Indeed... this time they escaped us. 708 01:00:07,020 --> 01:00:11,730 - Show us a headless picture first. - Exactly. 709 01:00:11,740 --> 01:00:16,814 - Then an empty table. - Empty. - We want concrete proof. 710 01:00:16,820 --> 01:00:21,940 It takes patience, the investigations are not fiaschi... that they "binge"! 711 01:00:21,940 --> 01:00:25,535 It takes some calm, some insight, is it clear? 712 01:00:25,540 --> 01:00:30,614 We once showed you a headless photo... "transiat"! 713 01:00:30,620 --> 01:00:33,658 The second time an empty table, also "transiat". 714 01:00:33,660 --> 01:00:39,770 The third time they will be there in person, here or elsewhere. 715 01:00:39,780 --> 01:00:42,135 Okay, we'll wait. 716 01:00:42,140 --> 01:00:44,939 - Ida. - Ada. - Here we go. 717 01:00:46,020 --> 01:00:47,818 Are they trained? 718 01:01:08,780 --> 01:01:10,737 Who's talking ? 719 01:01:11,380 --> 01:01:13,337 I do not understand. 720 01:01:13,940 --> 01:01:17,934 Speak more softly. No, more slowly. 721 01:01:18,020 --> 01:01:19,294 Who's talking ? 722 01:01:19,300 --> 01:01:22,691 Speak the father! My son's father! 723 01:01:22,700 --> 01:01:27,092 I don't know how my son is, he's not born yet. 724 01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:30,889 I want you... one moment. 725 01:01:31,300 --> 01:01:35,612 I want someone to give birth to it. I ask only this. 726 01:01:35,620 --> 01:01:38,089 But it is urgent! 727 01:01:38,100 --> 01:01:41,331 I get it, calm down! 728 01:01:41,340 --> 01:01:47,370 I am very calm! I can speak with such phlegm because I dominate myself! 729 01:01:47,380 --> 01:01:51,339 Miss, don't raise your voice! Let me speak! 730 01:01:51,340 --> 01:01:57,291 Send me a good doctor, I am at the first birth, I am First born! 731 01:01:57,300 --> 01:02:01,737 - Give me the address. - My wife's address? 732 01:02:01,740 --> 01:02:07,179 She lives with me. Where do I live? I live where my wife lives! 733 01:02:07,180 --> 01:02:13,335 We have been married for 3 years. Where is it ? In via Spaccanapoli. 734 01:02:13,340 --> 01:02:18,938 I understand, via Spaccanapoli. All right. 735 01:02:19,340 --> 01:02:22,298 Du-du-a. Du-du-a. 736 01:02:28,020 --> 01:02:32,457 Carmela is a doll and she makes love to me. 737 01:02:32,940 --> 01:02:37,332 But mom is terrible, she doesn't want me to see it. 738 01:02:38,300 --> 01:02:40,974 So I had a good idea. 739 01:02:40,980 --> 01:02:44,860 Carmela is a sleepwalker to visit me. 740 01:02:44,860 --> 01:02:47,170 And so she deceives mom. 741 01:02:47,620 --> 01:02:52,615 With the excuse that this doll is a sleepwalker? 742 01:02:52,620 --> 01:02:57,899 Every evening at 11 he comes to the attic for a walk. 743 01:02:57,900 --> 01:03:02,690 I'm in the attic too and I tell her: "I'm here for you!" 744 01:03:02,700 --> 01:03:10,700 And the sleepwalker who is a doll, sleepwalks in my arms... ♪ 745 01:03:37,180 --> 01:03:39,137 Hey, you! 746 01:03:39,940 --> 01:03:41,897 Who are you ? 747 01:03:41,980 --> 01:03:44,733 - We are the so. - there so? 748 01:03:44,740 --> 01:03:47,573 - The so what they are. - Ah, the extras! - Yes sir. 749 01:03:47,580 --> 01:03:51,016 - The steering wheels. - We're on the flying squad. - Fly to the kitchen. 750 01:03:51,020 --> 01:03:54,217 - He can not. - Why ? - He has flat feet. 751 01:03:54,220 --> 01:03:59,215 - Fly! - Sorry. 752 01:04:27,540 --> 01:04:33,980 ♪ And the sleepwalker who is a doll sleepwalks in my arms! ♪ 753 01:04:56,140 --> 01:04:58,097 Here they are ! 754 01:04:59,900 --> 01:05:01,777 Stop them! 755 01:05:01,780 --> 01:05:05,819 - Stop them! - Aren't you ashamed? - They beat us! 756 01:05:05,820 --> 01:05:08,539 Silence ! Street ! 757 01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:13,650 - What is this din? - Dimitri? - Tell me dear. 758 01:05:13,660 --> 01:05:19,531 - We don't come to this place anymore. - It became a dive. 759 01:05:30,060 --> 01:05:32,336 - Good evening. - Good evening. 760 01:05:32,340 --> 01:05:36,732 - Do you wish? - I'm the doctor, where is the mother? 761 01:05:37,820 --> 01:05:41,131 Mrs. mother is not here. 762 01:05:41,140 --> 01:05:46,419 - The lady expecting a baby. - Ah, I didn't understand! 763 01:05:46,420 --> 01:05:49,970 Take a seat, I'll call the gentleman. 764 01:05:51,060 --> 01:05:53,131 - Sir. - Yup ? 765 01:05:53,140 --> 01:05:58,499 - The lady wants it. - The lady is here, what are you saying? 766 01:05:58,500 --> 01:06:00,457 The Lady ? 767 01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:04,613 - I'm the doctor. - You can see very well. 768 01:06:04,620 --> 01:06:10,093 I am calm and obey. I will do whatever you order. 769 01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:12,171 I will be a perfect nurse. 770 01:06:12,180 --> 01:06:16,174 - The lady says she is about to be born. - Help ! 771 01:06:16,180 --> 01:06:21,459 You stay calm, you are not the first woman to give birth to a child. 772 01:06:21,460 --> 01:06:27,012 Calm down, I'll take care of everything. Be calm. 773 01:06:27,020 --> 01:06:32,538 Okay, go ahead, I rely on her. Very well. 774 01:06:32,540 --> 01:06:37,660 I am very happy with this doctor, I have a lot of faith in her. 775 01:06:37,660 --> 01:06:42,018 Medicine has made tremendous progress! 776 01:06:42,020 --> 01:06:47,698 - Would you give me a screwdriver? - Very well. Here it is. 777 01:06:47,980 --> 01:06:54,249 I am very happy with her. With a screwdriver you do it first. 778 01:06:54,260 --> 01:06:57,969 Would you have some pliers, please? 779 01:06:57,980 --> 01:07:03,931 Yes, this is also useful. Is an excellent idea. Here you go. 780 01:07:03,940 --> 01:07:08,013 It's convenient because... it's such a good idea. 781 01:07:08,020 --> 01:07:10,694 I need a big hammer. 782 01:07:10,700 --> 01:07:13,340 Sure. 783 01:07:13,340 --> 01:07:17,334 - Here it is, it is also a good hammer. - Thank you. 784 01:07:17,340 --> 01:07:21,015 But don't hit hard! 785 01:07:21,620 --> 01:07:23,577 Boh! 786 01:07:39,100 --> 01:07:41,057 Police? 787 01:07:41,060 --> 01:07:45,019 I would like information on a lady whom you claim to be a doctor. 788 01:07:45,020 --> 01:07:49,412 She intervenes in a birth with a screwdriver, hammer and pincers. 789 01:07:49,420 --> 01:07:53,095 Seems a bit eccentric to you too, right? 790 01:07:53,100 --> 01:07:55,933 Do you want to know the connotations? 791 01:07:55,940 --> 01:08:00,935 One meter and sixty, seventy, two and five meters. 792 01:08:01,420 --> 01:08:07,974 Hair ? Yes, like her and like me, on her head. 793 01:08:07,980 --> 01:08:12,451 The eyes ? She has two and they are positioned in front. 794 01:08:12,460 --> 01:08:15,816 In the middle is the nose. 795 01:08:16,620 --> 01:08:21,296 I can't open it, can you try it? 796 01:08:21,300 --> 01:08:24,930 The tools were to open the box! It was obvious! 797 01:08:24,940 --> 01:08:27,614 Does it make her laugh too? Really ? 798 01:08:27,620 --> 01:08:31,579 I won't let her laugh! Does she get angry as well? 799 01:08:33,740 --> 01:08:39,019 The heir is born! Will it be a boy or a girl? 800 01:09:15,380 --> 01:09:19,169 - I drink to the health of the 3 twins! - Health ! 801 01:09:21,940 --> 01:09:26,730 I can go. Mother and children are fine, congratulations. 802 01:09:26,740 --> 01:09:30,938 - I've always wanted 3 kids. > Egisto! 803 01:09:31,460 --> 01:09:34,418 - Maybe the fourth arrives! > Egisto! 804 01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:38,254 Be men, do not rush like this! 805 01:09:38,260 --> 01:09:42,254 Women are all the same, they forget everything. 806 01:09:42,260 --> 01:09:44,217 Catherine! 807 01:09:46,020 --> 01:09:48,978 You bring this. Wait up ! 808 01:09:49,260 --> 01:09:52,378 Take this to the doctor, go ahead. 809 01:09:52,540 --> 01:09:57,569 I was too late, I miss the training. I no longer have the shot. 810 01:09:57,580 --> 01:09:59,810 What a man I am! Calm. 811 01:10:00,820 --> 01:10:04,939 You're really good, so I like you. It's nice to see each other. 812 01:10:13,020 --> 01:10:14,579 > Egisto! 813 01:10:14,900 --> 01:10:17,494 > Egisto! 814 01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:21,289 - There he is. - Here they are, they are 2 twins. 815 01:10:21,300 --> 01:10:26,090 Two twins ? Interesting. 816 01:10:26,100 --> 01:10:28,819 Come, Caterina, I have to go away. 817 01:10:28,820 --> 01:10:34,532 Let's start over: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 818 01:10:34,540 --> 01:10:37,180 Too bad, it is not divisible. 819 01:10:37,180 --> 01:10:40,855 Now I can go, I've done everything. 820 01:10:40,860 --> 01:10:45,491 The lady needs rest, please. 821 01:10:45,660 --> 01:10:53,056 I will be back soon. Congratulations on her courage and her calmness. 822 01:10:53,060 --> 01:10:55,734 We don't talk about it. 823 01:10:56,020 --> 01:10:57,977 Thank you. 824 01:10:58,540 --> 01:11:00,736 See you later. 825 01:11:14,580 --> 01:11:16,537 > Egisto! 826 01:11:28,700 --> 01:11:35,015 ..find extenuating circumstances of a spiritual nature? 827 01:11:35,020 --> 01:11:37,660 No, gentlemen of the court! Absolutely not ! 828 01:11:37,660 --> 01:11:40,413 - Hi dear. - Hi, Othello. 829 01:11:40,420 --> 01:11:42,411 A greeting quickly. 830 01:11:42,420 --> 01:11:45,060 - Are you working ? - Prepare a plea 831 01:11:45,060 --> 01:11:49,054 in which I argue that the crime of jealousy must be punished without mercy. 832 01:11:49,060 --> 01:11:52,451 - You don't look very convinced. - but yes. 833 01:11:52,460 --> 01:11:56,419 Even if with a wife like you and with a name like mine... 834 01:11:56,420 --> 01:11:59,811 If you were jealous, I would think you don't love me. 835 01:11:59,820 --> 01:12:01,891 Instead I adore you... " 836 01:12:59,340 --> 01:13:02,696 Hello? Hello, doctor, how did you go? 837 01:13:02,700 --> 01:13:05,977 Two males and three females! 838 01:13:05,980 --> 01:13:10,816 It was a wonderful experience. 839 01:13:10,820 --> 01:13:15,451 Very good. And that father so nervous that he did? 840 01:13:15,460 --> 01:13:20,296 Poor thing. I've been with him all night. 841 01:13:20,300 --> 01:13:24,851 But he behaved well... 5... and it was the first time! 842 01:13:24,860 --> 01:13:29,218 He thanked me so much. It was a joy to see him happy. 843 01:13:29,220 --> 01:13:31,177 - She will be tired. - Yup, 844 01:13:31,180 --> 01:13:37,096 but I'll take a bath and be ready to start over. 845 01:13:37,100 --> 01:13:42,652 I have never spent such an eventful night, I will not forget it. 846 01:13:42,660 --> 01:13:46,813 I like what I do more and more. 847 01:13:46,820 --> 01:13:50,131 I change quickly and come right away. 848 01:13:51,060 --> 01:13:54,416 See you in Professor Vagoni's office. 849 01:13:54,420 --> 01:13:59,017 "Professor Elia Vagoni, via Barelli 3". Shall we go to him? 850 01:13:59,020 --> 01:14:03,093 From whoever you want, I spent a hell of a night. What's your name ? 851 01:14:03,100 --> 01:14:06,809 - Elia Vagoni. - Let's hope it's not another woman. 852 01:14:06,820 --> 01:14:11,098 - I need to be treated, I have at least 40... - Pellets? - No, of fever! 853 01:14:11,100 --> 01:14:16,971 - Look for a male professor! - Professor Vagoni is famous. 854 01:14:16,980 --> 01:14:21,338 - It's a man. - Let's hope he hasn't changed his sex. 855 01:14:26,340 --> 01:14:28,297 Mamma Mia ! 856 01:14:30,220 --> 01:14:31,779 Ah! 857 01:14:35,860 --> 01:14:37,339 No, no! 858 01:14:37,340 --> 01:14:41,299 - Mr. Marquis... - I'll stand up, you leave. 859 01:14:44,300 --> 01:14:45,859 I go ? 860 01:15:14,580 --> 01:15:16,537 Please, take a seat. 861 01:15:19,740 --> 01:15:24,052 - Miss, do I have to wait a long time? - No, next is you. 862 01:15:30,060 --> 01:15:33,132 Sandrino, have the gentleman sit down. 863 01:15:35,060 --> 01:15:39,896 - Sir, does he want to sit down? - No, cute, don't bother. 864 01:15:40,140 --> 01:15:46,978 - For me it is a pleasure. - I'll stand up, I want to grow further. 865 01:15:46,980 --> 01:15:53,659 - Sit down, old people don't grow up anymore. - I prefer to stay standing! 866 01:15:53,660 --> 01:15:58,689 - Please, take a seat. - I prefer to stand! - Sit inside. 867 01:15:58,700 --> 01:16:00,259 Long last. 868 01:16:02,380 --> 01:16:03,734 Permission? 869 01:16:07,540 --> 01:16:11,249 - Professor Vagoni, please. - Please, take a seat. 870 01:16:11,260 --> 01:16:16,255 - I really want Professor Vagoni. - I'll replace him. 871 01:16:18,420 --> 01:16:19,979 She ? 872 01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:23,014 - See you later. - Wait! 873 01:16:23,980 --> 01:16:29,896 - You are not well, why are you escaping me? - I'm fine. 874 01:16:29,900 --> 01:16:32,653 - So why are you here? - To greet the professor. 875 01:16:32,660 --> 01:16:35,049 - He knows him ? - We are school friends. 876 01:16:35,060 --> 01:16:42,012 She does not lie, she needs treatment, it is evident that he is tired. 877 01:16:42,020 --> 01:16:46,890 - Sure, I've been up since yesterday! - Seen ? She shouldn't be working. 878 01:16:46,900 --> 01:16:51,770 Trust me, a doctor is like a confessor. 879 01:16:51,780 --> 01:16:55,455 A doctor no, the "confessoresses" do not exist. 880 01:16:55,460 --> 01:16:59,931 I have treated more delicate cases than you, tell me everything. 881 01:16:59,940 --> 01:17:02,580 Trust me. 882 01:17:03,180 --> 01:17:06,377 - Why does he have those eyes? - What does the eyes have to do with it? 883 01:17:06,380 --> 01:17:09,896 - Undress. - She too. - Rude! 884 01:17:09,900 --> 01:17:14,815 Our relations are too strained, I cannot rely on her care. 885 01:17:14,820 --> 01:17:16,777 Goodbye. 886 01:17:29,180 --> 01:17:33,014 Take me to a clinic, I can't resist anymore! 887 01:17:33,020 --> 01:17:36,934 - Did they hurt you a lot? - They didn't do anything to me. 888 01:17:47,020 --> 01:17:53,016 This plethora of right-wing parties makes us laugh! 889 01:17:53,180 --> 01:17:58,539 This is teeming with microscopic reactionary camps that are 890 01:17:58,540 --> 01:18:03,410 born like mushrooms and weeds, but are sick at the roots. 891 01:18:03,420 --> 01:18:08,494 We don't bother to stop them because they will stop on their own! 892 01:18:09,980 --> 01:18:14,213 - Why are you stopping, animal! - The car is not working. 893 01:18:14,220 --> 01:18:18,179 - I filled up yesterday. - I go to see. 894 01:18:18,180 --> 01:18:20,456 The Marquis De Vitti. 895 01:18:24,220 --> 01:18:26,780 Romeo, then? 896 01:18:27,940 --> 01:18:31,535 - The gas is out. - You sold it, thief! 897 01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:34,692 Steal it from my mother's car, not mine! 898 01:18:34,700 --> 01:18:40,218 There are few leaders of our party with the courage of him! 899 01:18:40,980 --> 01:18:45,656 There is talk of a new far-right party. 900 01:18:45,660 --> 01:18:50,894 But where are the exponents of this new party? Come out! 901 01:18:50,900 --> 01:18:55,497 Or are they too aristocratic to take to the streets? 902 01:18:55,500 --> 01:19:00,415 Here is one! Marquis, tell him something! 903 01:19:00,420 --> 01:19:02,172 I ? 904 01:19:02,180 --> 01:19:06,060 Come back immediately with the petrol or I say you were from the SS. 905 01:19:06,060 --> 01:19:09,849 - It's not true. - I say it anyway. Go ! 906 01:19:10,420 --> 01:19:13,811 It is convenient not to be seen! 907 01:19:13,820 --> 01:19:17,495 Stay away from the people, gather in the villas! 908 01:19:17,500 --> 01:19:24,133 The Marquis is in her car standing in front of her and not afraid of her! 909 01:19:24,140 --> 01:19:26,973 So if he's standing, talk! 910 01:19:26,980 --> 01:19:32,532 I'm standing for my own reasons and I don't have to explain it to the people. 911 01:19:32,540 --> 01:19:35,931 Marquis, expose your program. 912 01:19:35,940 --> 01:19:42,175 I don't talk about my show in the square like a street vendor! 913 01:19:42,180 --> 01:19:45,218 - I'll tell Parliament! - No, say it now! 914 01:19:45,220 --> 01:19:49,691 - Accept the contradictory, Marquis! - Silence him. 915 01:19:49,700 --> 01:19:53,091 Okay, I'll talk. And I won't be short. 916 01:19:53,100 --> 01:19:58,129 In some cases it is necessary to go far, very far. 917 01:19:58,140 --> 01:20:03,738 - Away with the talk. - Show us your program. 918 01:20:03,740 --> 01:20:09,053 Program ! Program ! 919 01:20:09,060 --> 01:20:14,692 Okay, my program is summed up in these words. 920 01:20:15,260 --> 01:20:20,289 - Abolish universal suffrage. - Bravo, let's go back to feudalism. 921 01:20:20,300 --> 01:20:27,093 Feudalism? Why not ? Feudalism was a happy time! 922 01:20:27,100 --> 01:20:32,049 The subjects had no thoughts, "they were in a cow's belly"! 923 01:20:34,100 --> 01:20:39,732 The master watched like a good father from the towers of the castle. 924 01:20:39,740 --> 01:20:45,850 - So let's go back to the "Right of the first night" too! - Sure ! 925 01:20:45,860 --> 01:20:48,852 What do you have to say about the right of the first night? 926 01:20:48,860 --> 01:20:54,094 Yes sir, it's a noble institution to be resurrected! 927 01:20:57,180 --> 01:21:02,493 I could still talk for a long time to convince you, but it won't be necessary. 928 01:21:02,500 --> 01:21:03,899 Hello, Marquis. 929 01:21:03,900 --> 01:21:08,337 Tell us if you intend to give the land to the peasants! 930 01:21:08,340 --> 01:21:11,014 I'll tell you right away, wait a moment! 931 01:21:11,020 --> 01:21:12,897 - Hello? - Yup. 932 01:21:12,900 --> 01:21:17,656 Of course, two cubic meters of earth each to bury them all! 933 01:21:32,140 --> 01:21:36,054 I told you, when you brake with the brake, let me know! 934 01:21:47,220 --> 01:21:52,932 - Where will it go? - "Villa Valeria." - What will be ? - It will be a pension. 935 01:21:52,940 --> 01:21:55,978 - Who is Valeria? - She will be the mistress of the pension. 936 01:21:55,980 --> 01:21:59,098 - Why are you going there? - You will have a "rendez vous". 937 01:21:59,100 --> 01:22:01,899 - Which is ? - What cop are you? 938 01:22:01,900 --> 01:22:06,292 "Rendez-vous" in German means "appointment". You are ignorant! 939 01:22:06,300 --> 01:22:09,372 I'll fire you and find another helper! 940 01:22:12,740 --> 01:22:16,654 - Here it is, here it is! Don't let yourself be seen! - There he is ! 941 01:22:17,900 --> 01:22:23,452 - Is that German? - No, it's the one from the first investigation, the Marquis. 942 01:22:24,140 --> 01:22:27,417 Good lady, alternate! 943 01:22:27,420 --> 01:22:29,172 Quatern! 944 01:22:29,180 --> 01:22:32,059 - Change man! - THE HOMMA CRIES! 945 01:22:32,060 --> 01:22:35,769 - Brava, change man! - VU CRIES HOMMA! 946 01:22:35,780 --> 01:22:38,420 - What language is that ? - Austrian. 947 01:22:39,460 --> 01:22:41,610 What do we want to do? 948 01:22:41,900 --> 01:22:43,652 To us ! 949 01:22:44,740 --> 01:22:49,052 Villa Valeria Clinic, concierge. I pass the communication. 950 01:22:51,300 --> 01:22:53,689 Hello? All right. 951 01:22:53,700 --> 01:22:58,490 - New arrival. Marquis De Vitti, room 125. - Thank you. 952 01:23:01,940 --> 01:23:05,410 - Where are you going ? - Eh! 953 01:23:05,420 --> 01:23:07,218 Who are you ? 954 01:23:07,220 --> 01:23:11,771 Can not see it ? I'm the plumber and he's my boyfriend. 955 01:23:11,780 --> 01:23:14,169 - Where are you going ? - There. 956 01:23:14,180 --> 01:23:17,536 - There where? - From what... to the lawyer. 957 01:23:17,540 --> 01:23:22,819 - There are no lawyers. - He was wrong, from the engineer. 958 01:23:22,820 --> 01:23:25,255 Not even engineers. One moment. 959 01:23:27,940 --> 01:23:31,774 This is not a private house, it is a clinic. 960 01:23:31,780 --> 01:23:35,330 Here there are only sick people, no lawyers or engineers. 961 01:23:35,340 --> 01:23:39,538 - A sick lawyer. - A wounded engineer? - They called us. 962 01:23:39,540 --> 01:23:43,534 - Madam, did you call the plumber? - Yes it's her. 963 01:23:43,540 --> 01:23:46,692 - I "saw" the voice. - She recognized the voice. 964 01:23:46,700 --> 01:23:50,375 - You don't need a plumber here. - Forget it. 965 01:23:50,380 --> 01:23:53,099 - So, young men... - Nothing to expect! 966 01:23:53,100 --> 01:23:57,492 - Is this really a clinic? - Yes. - When there is health...! 967 01:24:08,620 --> 01:24:13,330 Are we sure they got in here? 968 01:24:13,340 --> 01:24:15,809 - I've seen them. - Me too. 969 01:24:15,820 --> 01:24:18,619 I understand, it is a refinement. 970 01:24:18,620 --> 01:24:22,978 - The house for appointments in the clinic so as not to attract attention. - Then ? 971 01:24:22,980 --> 01:24:26,530 - So "cost what it costs"... - How much does it cost? - Anything ! 972 01:24:26,540 --> 01:24:30,499 Whatever it costs, we must discover them at any cost! 973 01:24:30,500 --> 01:24:33,936 In the meantime, let's go and call the aunts. 974 01:24:34,300 --> 01:24:37,372 You have to stop with ambiguous sentences. 975 01:24:37,380 --> 01:24:42,170 I know you don't like Brigitte, but I don't care! 976 01:24:43,260 --> 01:24:48,972 Tell me what you know or what you think you know. 977 01:24:48,980 --> 01:24:52,735 - When we know, we'll talk. - When we get the proof. 978 01:24:52,740 --> 01:24:57,735 Proof of what? Brigitte does this because she's a... 979 01:25:01,980 --> 01:25:03,971 Hello? Who's talking ? 980 01:25:03,980 --> 01:25:05,573 It is for you. 981 01:25:05,580 --> 01:25:09,938 - Ida. - Ada. - That's the information we've been waiting for. 982 01:25:11,220 --> 01:25:12,779 Hello? 983 01:25:14,580 --> 01:25:16,617 For now, thanks. 984 01:25:17,420 --> 01:25:23,098 I can speak. Your wife is not a decent woman. 985 01:25:23,100 --> 01:25:25,853 - Your wife is cheating on you. - Stop it, aunt! 986 01:25:25,860 --> 01:25:29,774 With the Marquis De Vitti! 987 01:25:29,780 --> 01:25:36,095 - Thing ? - Poor son! - I know you suffer, poor Othello! 988 01:25:36,260 --> 01:25:38,615 - But you have to know! - Sure ! 989 01:25:38,620 --> 01:25:44,491 Your wife is now with him at the Villa Valeria Clinic. 990 01:25:44,500 --> 01:25:46,935 - Is that so? - Yup. 991 01:25:49,060 --> 01:25:51,859 - No, Othello! - Othello, stop! 992 01:25:51,860 --> 01:25:56,377 I know what I have to do, thanks for your concern! 993 01:25:56,740 --> 01:26:00,574 - Here. - Is the room okay? - Very well. 994 01:26:00,580 --> 01:26:04,813 - Stay? - Yes, this is becoming urgent. - All right. 995 01:26:07,140 --> 01:26:10,735 Excuse me, tell my driver to go home, bring 996 01:26:10,740 --> 01:26:14,973 some pajamas, dressing gown, "The Puzzle Week" 997 01:26:14,980 --> 01:26:18,098 - and the magazine "Sogno". - All right, Marquis. 998 01:26:18,220 --> 01:26:20,177 Here is the doctor. 999 01:26:22,300 --> 01:26:26,737 She ! But it is an obsession, a persecution, a nightmare! 1000 01:26:26,740 --> 01:26:29,459 I want a doctor with a beard and glasses! 1001 01:26:29,460 --> 01:26:32,737 - Calm down. - It's not easy. 1002 01:26:32,740 --> 01:26:35,380 Does he want to tell me what he has? 1003 01:26:35,940 --> 01:26:41,891 Okay, so wherever I go I'll always find you, doctor. 1004 01:26:44,420 --> 01:26:46,696 They shot me. 1005 01:26:46,860 --> 01:26:49,534 - They shot me. - Where is it ? 1006 01:26:50,700 --> 01:26:52,657 Where is it ? 1007 01:26:52,660 --> 01:26:55,049 Does he want to know? 1008 01:26:56,060 --> 01:26:58,051 She will know. 1009 01:26:59,660 --> 01:27:01,617 SIREN 1010 01:27:16,900 --> 01:27:20,018 Slowly, it's serious! 1011 01:27:25,180 --> 01:27:27,535 Wide ! Track! 1012 01:27:28,300 --> 01:27:30,257 Track! 1013 01:27:32,180 --> 01:27:35,093 - Appendicitis. - Are you the attending physician? - Yes sir. 1014 01:27:35,100 --> 01:27:37,853 - Urgent operation? - Very urgent. Look. 1015 01:27:37,860 --> 01:27:41,854 - This is more over there than here! - Operating room. 1016 01:27:41,860 --> 01:27:46,252 - No, I want to keep him under observation. - Is it urgent or not? 1017 01:27:46,260 --> 01:27:49,139 Yes, but bilateral appendicitis must be observed. 1018 01:27:49,140 --> 01:27:52,371 We do not know by opening the belly what will come out! 1019 01:27:52,380 --> 01:27:55,611 - Surgery, room 32! - Thank you. 1020 01:27:55,620 --> 01:27:59,056 - Bilateral? - Get away! 1021 01:28:00,980 --> 01:28:04,496 - Where is my wife? - Who is her wife? 1022 01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:11,054 - Doctor Bellomo. - In the room of the Marquis De Vitti. 1023 01:28:11,060 --> 01:28:13,017 Cursed ! 1024 01:28:13,340 --> 01:28:16,856 - Is that all there is? - Does that seem little to you? 1025 01:28:16,860 --> 01:28:21,536 - Now I can't look her in the face anymore. - Don't do that. 1026 01:28:21,540 --> 01:28:26,250 - Sorry if I insisted, but I had to. I'll call you a doctor. - Thank you. 1027 01:28:26,260 --> 01:28:33,098 - I will always remember you, but you forget me. - Courage. 1028 01:28:33,100 --> 01:28:40,131 - You knew, Doctor, how ashamed I am! - Don't do that. 1029 01:28:40,140 --> 01:28:43,053 > Ah! Mamma Mia ! 1030 01:28:43,540 --> 01:28:46,453 And they talk about painless childbirth! 1031 01:28:47,260 --> 01:28:52,130 Go. The sick must stay calm, especially the APPENDICITIS. 1032 01:28:52,140 --> 01:28:56,737 If appendicitis gets mad... I know, I know! Go away ! 1033 01:28:58,260 --> 01:29:00,900 How's it going, son? 1034 01:29:02,100 --> 01:29:07,413 - What do we do now? - Anything. You are sick, complain. 1035 01:29:07,420 --> 01:29:11,971 I go on a patrol tour of the clinic to see 1036 01:29:11,980 --> 01:29:15,655 in which room the Correo and the KOREA. 1037 01:29:15,660 --> 01:29:18,698 - And when do you find Korean pipes? - What Korean pipes? 1038 01:29:18,700 --> 01:29:22,170 - You said that. - did I say the Korean pipes? 1039 01:29:22,180 --> 01:29:25,252 - I said coo... - In Korea. 1040 01:29:25,260 --> 01:29:28,218 - Not Korea! In clinic! - What does Korea have to do with it? 1041 01:29:28,220 --> 01:29:35,809 - Korea is the correa del correo. The accomplice! Now complain. 1042 01:29:35,820 --> 01:29:40,337 Ah !!! I don't understand what Korea has to do with it! 1043 01:29:40,340 --> 01:29:42,297 > Ah !!! Ah !!! 1044 01:29:44,100 --> 01:29:46,660 How badly you complain! 1045 01:30:18,380 --> 01:30:20,530 Teacher. 1046 01:30:20,900 --> 01:30:24,655 - Can I make you hear something? - You are welcome. 1047 01:30:41,820 --> 01:30:46,496 Look me in the eye and stay still! One two... 1048 01:30:47,900 --> 01:30:50,972 You have to stay still! 1049 01:30:51,860 --> 01:30:55,057 - Sorry. - Professor, take a seat. 1050 01:30:55,060 --> 01:30:58,098 - I really... - Sit down, professor. 1051 01:30:58,100 --> 01:31:02,617 - What's up ? - Do you want to see that the professor is better than you? 1052 01:31:02,620 --> 01:31:06,659 - Let's see. - Professor, put your hand here. 1053 01:31:07,420 --> 01:31:11,698 - Look me in the eye. - Then ? - One two... 1054 01:31:12,100 --> 01:31:13,454 Three! 1055 01:31:13,940 --> 01:31:16,978 Wretches, have you gone mad? 1056 01:31:20,420 --> 01:31:22,172 Unfortunates! 1057 01:31:22,620 --> 01:31:29,060 Doctor, come and see number 30, you seem very depressed. 1058 01:31:29,300 --> 01:31:31,576 - I... - Come on, doctor. 1059 01:31:42,540 --> 01:31:45,214 So, son, what is it? 1060 01:31:49,220 --> 01:31:50,130 This. 1061 01:31:59,940 --> 01:32:02,056 What is it, doctor? 1062 01:32:04,540 --> 01:32:05,894 This ! 1063 01:32:08,420 --> 01:32:11,458 - That has ? - Appendicitis, he came with his doctor. 1064 01:32:11,460 --> 01:32:13,610 - How does he feel ? - Ah! 1065 01:32:13,980 --> 01:32:15,539 Let's see. 1066 01:32:16,340 --> 01:32:18,729 - Does it hurt here? - Ah !!! 1067 01:32:18,740 --> 01:32:22,370 - Let's operate it now. - I want my doctor! 1068 01:32:22,380 --> 01:32:25,418 Call your doctor. Stretcher! 1069 01:32:28,020 --> 01:32:30,409 I want my doctor! 1070 01:32:31,580 --> 01:32:34,094 I want my doctor! 1071 01:32:40,380 --> 01:32:44,339 - There he is. He's the attending physician of 32. - Wait a minute. 1072 01:32:44,340 --> 01:32:48,015 - His client got worse. - I'm sorry. 1073 01:32:48,020 --> 01:32:51,809 - What's wrong with him? He was fine. - He has appendicitis! - It's true ! 1074 01:32:51,820 --> 01:32:55,051 - Then ? - He needs to be operated on urgently. 1075 01:32:55,060 --> 01:32:58,291 We arrived this morning, expect a few weeks. 1076 01:32:58,300 --> 01:33:01,452 - Let's wait for the prognosis. - But it's a matter of hours! 1077 01:33:01,460 --> 01:33:03,849 - What time is it ? - Time to operate. 1078 01:33:03,860 --> 01:33:07,740 - The opera you? - I can't, I have two skull drillings. 1079 01:33:07,740 --> 01:33:10,698 - Cheers! Do they operate it? - No. 1080 01:33:10,700 --> 01:33:13,419 Do we count who operates it? 1081 01:33:13,420 --> 01:33:17,015 I have an idea, let's have the young lady operate. 1082 01:33:17,020 --> 01:33:20,775 I'm glad to see such a cheerful colleague. 1083 01:33:20,780 --> 01:33:24,614 The operating room is available to him. Colleague, good work. 1084 01:33:24,620 --> 01:33:27,851 Nothing to expect, dear colleague! 1085 01:33:28,700 --> 01:33:33,854 What are you doing to me? This is the straitjacket! Don't squeeze! 1086 01:33:34,300 --> 01:33:38,180 One moment. I want my doctor! 1087 01:33:38,180 --> 01:33:41,810 - Here comes. - If it doesn't come? - Another surgeon will come. 1088 01:33:41,820 --> 01:33:48,169 - Then I'm not undergoing surgery. Let me down! - Calm down now. 1089 01:33:48,180 --> 01:33:50,740 Here is the professor. 1090 01:33:57,620 --> 01:34:00,533 - Where's the patient? - There he is, professor. 1091 01:34:00,660 --> 01:34:04,369 - Who is she ? - It's me, the doctor. 1092 01:34:04,380 --> 01:34:09,409 - Are you the patient? - Yes. - And I the doctor. 1093 01:34:09,420 --> 01:34:11,616 Your business ! 1094 01:34:11,620 --> 01:34:14,612 Now let's do... a nice cut. 1095 01:34:14,620 --> 01:34:17,738 - No ! - Don't be stupid. 1096 01:34:17,740 --> 01:34:21,859 - I'll open you up and stitch you up right away. - What do you have to open? 1097 01:34:22,260 --> 01:34:26,174 - What did you say, Professor? - It's the delirium, the fever. 1098 01:34:26,180 --> 01:34:28,899 - I don't have a fever! - You will. 1099 01:34:28,900 --> 01:34:31,733 - Professor, the gloves. - Thanks, I have mine. 1100 01:34:31,740 --> 01:34:35,574 - Professor, what do you say? - Ah, the disinfected gloves! 1101 01:34:37,100 --> 01:34:40,411 I again apologize for this misunderstanding. 1102 01:34:40,420 --> 01:34:44,493 It does not matter. It was a pleasure for me to meet you and the lady. 1103 01:34:44,500 --> 01:34:49,176 - I will not forget this unpleasant episode. - You forget it. 1104 01:34:49,180 --> 01:34:51,979 - Arrive, Marquis. - Get to you, lawyer. 1105 01:34:59,460 --> 01:35:03,658 - I'm Dr. Varbel. - Finally a doctor! 1106 01:35:08,260 --> 01:35:13,096 - Othello, listen... - You're pale, have you forgiven me? 1107 01:35:13,100 --> 01:35:19,016 - Sure. I have to tell you a very important news. - Which ? 1108 01:35:23,860 --> 01:35:26,010 First give me a kiss. 1109 01:35:28,700 --> 01:35:32,250 So this important news? 1110 01:35:32,580 --> 01:35:34,537 I am expecting a baby. 1111 01:35:38,540 --> 01:35:40,099 Who is it ? 1112 01:35:42,260 --> 01:35:44,217 What do you want ? 1113 01:35:45,180 --> 01:35:48,536 Wait, I have yet to start. 1114 01:35:50,140 --> 01:35:52,654 Have you prepared it? 1115 01:35:53,220 --> 01:35:55,609 Let's see... opening like this... 1116 01:35:55,700 --> 01:35:58,738 Yes, a flap here, a flap there... 1117 01:35:58,740 --> 01:36:02,495 - What are you doing, professor? - I'll take the measurements, I have to open. 1118 01:36:02,500 --> 01:36:07,370 - Those knives are for cutting sponges. - What a fool! 1119 01:36:07,380 --> 01:36:11,499 I didn't have to operate today. What a day ! 1120 01:36:11,940 --> 01:36:17,014 Do we do a round hole or a caesarean section as I say? 1121 01:36:17,020 --> 01:36:19,819 - Do yourself. - Trust me. 1122 01:36:19,820 --> 01:36:22,892 I modestly know what I do. 1123 01:36:23,620 --> 01:36:25,611 There is some air. 1124 01:36:25,620 --> 01:36:29,614 Let me get some fresh air, I can't... 1125 01:36:29,620 --> 01:36:31,418 Oh, by God! 1126 01:36:33,540 --> 01:36:37,499 - Gennaro! - Michele ! - I saw the Neapolitan correo! 1127 01:36:37,500 --> 01:36:39,650 Santa Barbara! 1128 01:36:47,580 --> 01:36:52,097 Nothing escapes us and if something escapes... nothing to claim. 1129 01:36:52,100 --> 01:36:55,252 Come on! Come and see! 1130 01:37:01,260 --> 01:37:03,217 To the left ! 1131 01:37:22,540 --> 01:37:24,929 To the right ! Here! 1132 01:37:25,740 --> 01:37:29,370 Get ready for the twist. One, two and three! 1133 01:37:29,380 --> 01:37:32,020 Here are the photographers... the traitors. 1134 01:37:32,020 --> 01:37:34,773 But he is our grandson! It's the husband! 1135 01:37:35,460 --> 01:37:38,339 - The husband ? -Yes. - When did he marry him? 1136 01:37:38,340 --> 01:37:40,695 - Aunts, you here? - Who is there ? 1137 01:37:40,700 --> 01:37:45,251 - What's up ? - A misunderstanding. - At home we will explain everything to you. 1138 01:37:45,260 --> 01:37:48,457 - Maybe we missed something? - Talk! 1139 01:37:48,460 --> 01:37:52,658 You are not two policemen, you are two wretches! 1140 01:37:52,660 --> 01:37:55,300 Change jobs! 1141 01:38:12,060 --> 01:38:13,539 Done. 1142 01:38:13,540 --> 01:38:17,329 - The gentleman is served. - You ruined my shoes! 1143 01:38:17,340 --> 01:38:20,810 - What shoe shine are you? - Do you want some advice? - Yup. 90068