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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,875 Around the world, 2 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:24,625 girls are brought up with fairy tales. 3 00:01:25,667 --> 00:01:29,542 Every fairy tale has the same old story. 4 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:32,667 The princess kisses a frog, 5 00:01:33,333 --> 00:01:35,042 who turns into a prince, 6 00:01:35,125 --> 00:01:40,167 and then they both live happily ever after. 7 00:01:42,375 --> 00:01:44,000 I also believed it, sister! 8 00:01:44,708 --> 00:01:45,708 But my story starts… 9 00:01:46,833 --> 00:01:49,417 My story begins with "The End." 10 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,958 And my fairy tale got screwed up. 11 00:01:52,042 --> 00:01:53,309 THIS STORY STARTED IN 1996, IN DELHI 12 00:01:53,333 --> 00:01:54,333 Chapter one. 13 00:01:54,833 --> 00:01:55,833 Delhi… 14 00:01:56,292 --> 00:01:57,750 1996. 15 00:02:00,375 --> 00:02:02,250 What a wonderful creature! 16 00:02:02,625 --> 00:02:04,042 Holy Priest, 17 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:06,125 please perform a sacred ritual, 18 00:02:06,375 --> 00:02:07,833 so that this royal court 19 00:02:08,042 --> 00:02:10,292 is blessed with a child we can call ours. 20 00:02:17,458 --> 00:02:20,667 Offer this enchanted mango to the princess. 21 00:02:20,875 --> 00:02:23,042 Once consumed, she will surely conceive. 22 00:02:23,125 --> 00:02:24,583 Hold on. Wait a minute! 23 00:02:25,542 --> 00:02:27,208 That is not how babies are made. 24 00:02:27,875 --> 00:02:31,583 First, boys and girls need to have sex. 25 00:02:36,542 --> 00:02:39,125 Come, let me tell you a not-so-perfect fairy tale. 26 00:02:39,708 --> 00:02:41,708 I'm the hero. Kanika Kapoor. 27 00:02:44,833 --> 00:02:46,125 - That's Dr. Kapoor, right? - Yes. 28 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:49,417 Which mother raises a child like this? 29 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:51,000 Child out of wedlock! 30 00:02:51,125 --> 00:02:53,406 - Why does a child know this? - Mother's a gynec, after all. 31 00:02:54,292 --> 00:02:55,750 What else will the daughter learn? 32 00:02:55,917 --> 00:02:56,917 Style icon? 33 00:02:57,625 --> 00:02:59,542 Really? Didn't you hear what she said? 34 00:03:03,667 --> 00:03:05,833 Who did you learn these dirty things from? 35 00:03:05,958 --> 00:03:06,958 From Mamma. 36 00:03:08,958 --> 00:03:09,958 Shameless! 37 00:03:10,833 --> 00:03:13,708 I don't want to confuse my child, Mrs. Kukreja. 38 00:03:13,875 --> 00:03:15,643 - I run a home clinic and patients come... - Mrs. Kapoor. 39 00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:16,667 Miss. 40 00:03:17,583 --> 00:03:18,583 Miss Kapoor. 41 00:03:18,708 --> 00:03:19,708 I'm sorry. 42 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:20,750 Miss Kapoor. 43 00:03:21,708 --> 00:03:23,542 But if Kanika wants to stay in this school, 44 00:03:23,958 --> 00:03:26,250 she will have to apologize in front of the whole school. 45 00:03:26,417 --> 00:03:28,000 You see, it's very important 46 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,500 - for her moral growth. - Right. 47 00:03:29,625 --> 00:03:31,750 How will a lie help in my child's moral growth? 48 00:03:33,583 --> 00:03:35,000 Kanika will not say sorry. 49 00:03:35,292 --> 00:03:37,125 - Kanika has to say sorry. - No, she won't. 50 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:38,809 - She will! - My daughter will not say sorry! 51 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:40,708 Kishori, Kanika won't say sorry. 52 00:03:40,792 --> 00:03:42,000 Bina, shut up! 53 00:03:54,417 --> 00:03:58,000 I am sorry, I said the wrong thing… 54 00:03:58,083 --> 00:03:59,917 - so, I'm very… - Loser Kanika! 55 00:04:00,625 --> 00:04:01,708 Stop it! Silence. 56 00:04:01,792 --> 00:04:03,000 Loser Kanika! 57 00:04:03,667 --> 00:04:07,167 From a sworn princess to Loser Kanika! 58 00:04:07,708 --> 00:04:09,500 Nothing was normal in my life. Ever. 59 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,208 - But could I change that? - Are you sure? 60 00:04:12,792 --> 00:04:14,292 Hey, what's wrong with us? 61 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:15,375 Miss Kapoor! 62 00:04:16,875 --> 00:04:20,125 We clearly told you we don't rent flats to single ladies. 63 00:04:21,083 --> 00:04:22,324 But you have a little daughter, 64 00:04:22,750 --> 00:04:23,750 so we allowed you. 65 00:04:23,833 --> 00:04:26,083 But bringing boyfriends over won't be allowed. 66 00:04:26,917 --> 00:04:29,167 And that night, Grandma made me realize 67 00:04:29,375 --> 00:04:33,625 that a spinster princess can never find their "happily ever after." 68 00:04:34,667 --> 00:04:37,208 That's why, very early on in life, I began… 69 00:04:37,958 --> 00:04:40,042 the R and D for my charming frog prince. 70 00:04:40,875 --> 00:04:43,083 Hit him. 71 00:04:43,208 --> 00:04:45,833 Maybe there was still hope for my fairy tale. 72 00:04:46,542 --> 00:04:47,643 And the next chapter of life… 73 00:04:47,667 --> 00:04:48,958 "The seduction of youth!" 74 00:04:49,375 --> 00:04:52,625 Youthful lover and a sultry sweetheart 75 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:54,417 When two young hearts meet 76 00:04:54,542 --> 00:04:56,292 They are bound to surrender 77 00:04:56,375 --> 00:04:59,042 Youthful lover and a sultry sweetheart 78 00:04:59,125 --> 00:05:01,500 Finally, I meet my charming frog prince. 79 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:05,208 The real confusion starts now. 80 00:05:05,875 --> 00:05:07,500 Will you give me some, Virgin Kanika? 81 00:05:10,125 --> 00:05:11,458 I meant the Virgin Mojito! 82 00:05:13,125 --> 00:05:16,375 The princess in a fairy tale is fed with all sorts of lousy notions. 83 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,667 They say, "Just sit and smile coyly." 84 00:05:19,375 --> 00:05:20,375 Bullshit! 85 00:05:20,708 --> 00:05:22,469 If you don't go for it, they call you a bore. 86 00:05:22,750 --> 00:05:24,708 If you go for it, they call you a whore! 87 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:27,000 So, what exactly is a princess supposed to do? 88 00:05:27,083 --> 00:05:29,042 Once more! 89 00:05:34,958 --> 00:05:36,851 But Grandma says that if you really want to be a princess, 90 00:05:36,875 --> 00:05:37,893 don't do it before marriage. 91 00:05:37,917 --> 00:05:38,917 Please? 92 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,750 Or do you do it for true love? 93 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:43,875 Sometimes? 94 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:52,500 And then, my sweet 16 turned out to be sweet and spicy. 95 00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:54,792 I saw the garden of roses. 96 00:05:56,708 --> 00:05:59,417 Is this my happily ever after? 97 00:06:01,042 --> 00:06:03,667 Wonder when it happened 98 00:06:03,792 --> 00:06:06,833 Neither I know, nor does he 99 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:10,250 And then all of a sudden, at 18, 100 00:06:10,542 --> 00:06:12,375 a twist in my dreamy fairy tale. 101 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:17,542 Came, right? 102 00:06:20,958 --> 00:06:24,875 It's not necessary that every love story reaches its climax. 103 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:27,417 Learned this the hard way from Frog Number One, 104 00:06:27,958 --> 00:06:29,250 Bunny Bhatia! 105 00:06:31,375 --> 00:06:32,792 Moving onto the rebellious 25. 106 00:06:33,583 --> 00:06:34,708 Introducing frog number two, 107 00:06:35,125 --> 00:06:36,250 Shekhar Sinha. 108 00:06:36,917 --> 00:06:39,208 And still, no happy ending! 109 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:45,875 But what is life without a little salt and spice 110 00:06:45,958 --> 00:06:48,292 that makes everything nice? 111 00:06:53,333 --> 00:06:54,417 Will you marry me? 112 00:06:59,125 --> 00:07:00,500 - Marry you? - Yes. 113 00:07:01,833 --> 00:07:02,833 Think about it. 114 00:07:03,458 --> 00:07:04,458 I'm 55. 115 00:07:06,167 --> 00:07:08,042 I'm a widower, I have a son… 116 00:07:08,875 --> 00:07:10,000 who is almost your age. 117 00:07:11,125 --> 00:07:12,167 I'm on vitamins. 118 00:07:12,750 --> 00:07:14,111 I'll live for another 10-12 years. 119 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:15,917 Maybe, with your love… 120 00:07:16,833 --> 00:07:17,833 another 15 years. 121 00:07:19,167 --> 00:07:20,487 After which, everything is yours. 122 00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:22,958 But until I am alive, 123 00:07:23,250 --> 00:07:24,417 every morning… 124 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:26,708 I'll sing songs by Gulzar for you. 125 00:07:27,875 --> 00:07:28,875 He is a friend. 126 00:07:29,833 --> 00:07:30,833 My buddy. 127 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,000 Okay. 128 00:07:37,167 --> 00:07:38,167 Professor. 129 00:07:39,833 --> 00:07:44,583 My heart longs for those moments 130 00:07:45,042 --> 00:07:48,750 When I just sit thinking of my beloved 131 00:07:48,833 --> 00:07:50,042 Shall I serve lunch? 132 00:07:50,708 --> 00:07:52,042 And will the young girl also eat? 133 00:07:52,958 --> 00:07:54,208 Yes, she will also eat. 134 00:07:55,292 --> 00:07:56,625 Listen, 135 00:07:56,708 --> 00:07:58,667 this is about our neighbor Mr. Gupta. 136 00:07:59,292 --> 00:08:00,167 He just passed away. 137 00:08:00,250 --> 00:08:03,708 His gardener came to tell me to inform you. 138 00:08:03,792 --> 00:08:04,792 Gupta passed away. 139 00:08:05,708 --> 00:08:06,909 - Oh, no. - Why are there clothes 140 00:08:06,958 --> 00:08:08,083 strewn around on the floor? 141 00:08:08,167 --> 00:08:09,750 You never listen! 142 00:08:12,083 --> 00:08:12,917 Got an attack again? 143 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,875 This back pain starts here and goes up to the neck! 144 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:18,101 Could you help me with the shawl, please? 145 00:08:18,125 --> 00:08:19,458 Of course, I'll help you. 146 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:20,851 Shall I fix an appointment for tomorrow? 147 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:22,417 Yes, nanny. Please! 148 00:08:22,667 --> 00:08:24,083 Oh, my glasses. 149 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:30,292 Another misfire! 150 00:08:30,542 --> 00:08:32,583 Me? I am a fighter. 151 00:08:32,917 --> 00:08:34,167 Keep calm and carry on. 152 00:08:35,625 --> 00:08:39,917 And then my almost perfect frog number three, 153 00:08:40,792 --> 00:08:42,792 Rahul Kasturia. 154 00:08:44,875 --> 00:08:46,417 I'm so lucky I found you. 155 00:08:46,583 --> 00:08:49,792 Youthful lover and a sultry sweetheart 156 00:08:50,125 --> 00:08:52,667 When two young hearts meet 157 00:08:54,250 --> 00:08:55,250 Not today. 158 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Are you cheating on me? 159 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:00,458 No, I'm tired. 160 00:09:00,542 --> 00:09:01,542 Give me her name! 161 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:02,625 Fuck. 162 00:09:05,042 --> 00:09:05,875 You need help. 163 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,208 I really think you need help. 164 00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:10,292 You are the one who keeps saying sex is not everything. 165 00:09:10,458 --> 00:09:11,458 So? 166 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:12,809 The only way to console the poor is to tell them 167 00:09:12,833 --> 00:09:14,274 that money is not everything, Rahul! 168 00:09:14,458 --> 00:09:16,542 The fuck is wrong with you, man! 169 00:09:17,708 --> 00:09:22,333 And after years of dejection, several blows to the self-esteem 170 00:09:22,417 --> 00:09:24,226 in the relentless pursuit of finding my prince charming, 171 00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:25,971 the woeful realization dawned upon me at 30! 172 00:09:27,042 --> 00:09:29,458 I hope I am not the problem. 173 00:09:29,542 --> 00:09:31,292 I am the problem! 174 00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:34,167 Got dumped again! 175 00:09:34,667 --> 00:09:37,583 I don't want to die alone. 176 00:09:38,167 --> 00:09:40,958 Kanika, why are you lying on the floor? 177 00:09:41,958 --> 00:09:44,208 Laid on every bed possible, guys! 178 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:48,417 So much trial and error, but still no luck! 179 00:09:50,625 --> 00:09:53,500 Where is my prince charming? 180 00:09:54,125 --> 00:09:55,125 You'll find him. 181 00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:59,417 It'll happen when it has to happen! 182 00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:01,917 Right now, just have fun! 183 00:10:02,042 --> 00:10:04,000 Yeah, it's your 30th birthday! 184 00:10:04,083 --> 00:10:05,667 You're a mess! Let's go in. 185 00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:09,125 I've… 186 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:11,542 I've never had an orgasm. 187 00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:16,708 Never? 188 00:10:19,083 --> 00:10:20,625 Tried everything? 189 00:10:21,292 --> 00:10:22,292 Yes, everything. 190 00:10:22,917 --> 00:10:24,417 This is because of the porn industry. 191 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,542 They've hyped orgasms to another level! 192 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:29,583 - Yeah! - The man just touches the woman… 193 00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:32,250 and she cums. 194 00:10:32,708 --> 00:10:35,059 In real life, a lot of effort has to be put in to get a woman to cum! 195 00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:36,708 Don't lecture me after your honeymoon! 196 00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:39,792 Such a show-off now that you're married! 197 00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:41,226 - You married my best friend! - What are you saying? 198 00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:42,083 Hey! 199 00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:45,667 - How drunk are you all?! Come. - And you… 200 00:10:46,792 --> 00:10:47,667 Fuck off. 201 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,792 You've also married my best friend! 202 00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:51,208 Well, she's my wife now! 203 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,667 - Come. - I want to speak to Rahul. 204 00:10:53,750 --> 00:10:56,000 Look, when the timing is right… 205 00:10:56,917 --> 00:11:01,708 you'll find love up here and the "happily ever after" down there. 206 00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:02,792 So, relax! 207 00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:04,292 Where is the right man, Tina? 208 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,417 I am tired of searching for the right man. 209 00:11:11,042 --> 00:11:12,833 I think an arranged marriage is best for me. 210 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,417 I should say yes to Jeevan's proposal! 211 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:18,708 Then you'll have to subscribe to a porn channel for life! 212 00:11:20,167 --> 00:11:22,247 And today, on the eve of my inglorious 32nd birthday. 213 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,333 No more! 214 00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:24,458 I am done. 215 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:26,875 The pain of waxing 216 00:11:26,958 --> 00:11:29,333 reduces with frequency. 217 00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:31,708 But the pain of a heartbreak 218 00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:34,833 stabs you in the fucking gut, every time. 219 00:11:35,167 --> 00:11:36,542 Youth 220 00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:38,917 Get a bikini wax, Kanika. 221 00:11:40,042 --> 00:11:41,682 Or else wildlife will colonize this bush! 222 00:11:42,625 --> 00:11:44,083 No point, Auntie. 223 00:11:44,417 --> 00:11:46,042 No one visits these barren lands! 224 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,417 But this hope… 225 00:11:49,958 --> 00:11:52,042 is a bitch! 226 00:11:52,292 --> 00:11:53,652 No matter how many times you fail, 227 00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:56,208 it keeps coming back and says, 228 00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:59,458 "Come on, give it one more shot!" 229 00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:00,750 Actually, Auntie. 230 00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:03,250 Why can't we have it all? 231 00:12:03,917 --> 00:12:08,417 The eternal love along with the raunchy sex! 232 00:12:12,250 --> 00:12:13,250 Today is the day! 233 00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:15,083 Arjun Malhotra. 234 00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:17,917 Today the floodgates will open 235 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,333 and how… 236 00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:42,542 Happy Birthday, ma'am. 237 00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:43,667 Thank you. 238 00:12:44,375 --> 00:12:46,917 -Hi! - Hi! 239 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,708 Happy Birthday, bitch! 240 00:12:48,792 --> 00:12:49,708 Thank you, guys! 241 00:12:49,792 --> 00:12:50,958 - This is so nice! - Hi. 242 00:12:51,042 --> 00:12:54,292 By the way, I heard you're back in the market! 243 00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:55,750 Thank God, dude. 244 00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:59,125 I was almost getting nightmares of Virgin Kanika from school. 245 00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:01,458 - Seriously. - So funny! 246 00:13:02,917 --> 00:13:04,958 - Two years… - What's up with her? 247 00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:07,250 Why is your daughter sulking? 248 00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:08,875 Did she come second in class? 249 00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:10,893 She's going through a breakup. 250 00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:13,958 - No! - That first high school romance… 251 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:15,500 Yeah, that. 252 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:18,750 Guys, love is always true when you fall for someone. 253 00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:20,750 Dude, it's exhausting, Kanika! 254 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,000 Seriously. 255 00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:25,085 She would know best. She falls in love every year! 256 00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:26,667 Hello! 257 00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:27,917 Sorry. 258 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,500 Happy birthday. 259 00:13:30,833 --> 00:13:31,875 You wanna talk about it? 260 00:13:32,792 --> 00:13:33,875 Not today. I'll call you. 261 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,542 Is this juice or… 262 00:13:37,042 --> 00:13:39,122 So we aren't going to cut the cake in parking, Karan! 263 00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:40,167 Get it here! 264 00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:41,500 Just come fast. Yeah. 265 00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,167 Arjun isn't picking up my call. 266 00:13:43,292 --> 00:13:44,643 Don't worry, I'm in touch with him. 267 00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:45,583 He's coming for sure, right? 268 00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:47,643 - Yeah, yeah. - Are you sure he was in touch with you? 269 00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:48,987 What are you both mumbling about? 270 00:13:52,167 --> 00:13:53,292 Is he not showing up? 271 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,625 No! Obviously, he is coming! 272 00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:58,042 Is he going to stand me up on my birthday? 273 00:13:58,458 --> 00:13:59,292 Are you mad?! 274 00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:00,833 Listen, tell me the truth. 275 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:02,167 Not at all, dude... 276 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:03,125 - Oh, look… - Here. 277 00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:04,625 - He's here. - There he is! 278 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:06,542 He's handsome. 279 00:14:07,042 --> 00:14:09,542 Youthful lover and a sultry sweetheart 280 00:14:09,625 --> 00:14:10,458 Kanika. 281 00:14:10,542 --> 00:14:12,000 When two young hearts meet 282 00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:14,208 They are bound to surrender 283 00:14:14,292 --> 00:14:17,125 Youthful lover and a sultry sweetheart 284 00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:18,833 When two young hearts meet 285 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,667 They are bound to surrender 286 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:24,042 Hey, swagger! 287 00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:28,125 I find you sexy 288 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:29,708 That's Kanika. 289 00:14:29,792 --> 00:14:30,625 Swagger! 290 00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:31,708 Happy birthday. 291 00:14:31,792 --> 00:14:32,792 Thank you. 292 00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:35,625 That's Tina. That's Pallavi. And that's Rushi. 293 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:36,667 Who's she? 294 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,167 Oh, my God, Kanika Didi! 295 00:14:38,792 --> 00:14:40,083 I am a big fan of yours! 296 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,000 I see all your videos. 297 00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:44,417 You know, you are my favorite food blogger. 298 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,208 Wherever you go, I go. 299 00:14:46,292 --> 00:14:47,375 Check out my profile. 300 00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:52,792 Oh, I am so sorry. 301 00:14:53,167 --> 00:14:54,167 Rushi Kalra. 302 00:14:54,417 --> 00:14:55,750 - Hi! - I am a trainee chef. 303 00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:57,034 - Nice to meet you. - One selfie? 304 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Smile? 305 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,667 What the fuck, Arjun! Who the hell is this? 306 00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:03,875 This was a date. 307 00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:07,625 - With? - With Kanika, you fool! Who else? 308 00:15:07,708 --> 00:15:08,750 Dude, she's 30-plus. 309 00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:11,917 I respect her. Okay? 310 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000 So? 311 00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,458 Dude, please! 312 00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:16,000 Me and Loser Kanika? 313 00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:20,667 Where did you get this jacket? 314 00:15:21,667 --> 00:15:23,375 Ma'am, you need a chair? 315 00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:26,750 Of course, the more the merrier! 316 00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:28,625 Put it down! 317 00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:30,375 Looks nice, right? 318 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,976 Getting so many candles was a task, bro! That's why it took time. 319 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,333 But I told them clearly. 320 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,708 My friend is turning 32. I need 32 candles. 321 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:41,291 Couldn't you bring the candle with the number on it? 322 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:44,250 - I said… - You both are made for each other! Fools. 323 00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:47,792 Happy birthday to you 324 00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:49,875 Happy birthday 325 00:15:49,958 --> 00:15:51,042 Wait a minute. Stop! 326 00:15:52,292 --> 00:15:53,292 What happened? 327 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,125 One candle is extra! 328 00:16:01,042 --> 00:16:02,042 I counted 33! 329 00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:03,208 Your math is weak. 330 00:16:07,083 --> 00:16:08,458 You ain't that old, babe! 331 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,833 Happy birthday to you 332 00:16:27,167 --> 00:16:29,750 I get your missed call every night 333 00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:32,542 Actually, a hundred times a night Don't deny it! 334 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:36,500 What's on your mind? 335 00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:39,750 Your tantrums make you Who you are 336 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,333 They're soft on the inside 337 00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:45,083 And a little cold on the outside 338 00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:48,125 But that's a facade you put on 339 00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:50,833 I can't help but think of you 340 00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:53,458 I don't know what's happening to me 341 00:16:53,542 --> 00:16:56,083 Now that I dialed your number 342 00:16:56,208 --> 00:16:58,292 I am hooked 343 00:16:58,375 --> 00:16:59,292 You pick up my call 344 00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:00,917 But you say nothing but a yes 345 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:01,875 No matter what I say 346 00:17:01,958 --> 00:17:03,667 You either say "hmm" or a "yes" 347 00:17:03,792 --> 00:17:05,125 It's my spell on you 348 00:17:05,208 --> 00:17:06,333 No matter what I say 349 00:17:06,417 --> 00:17:08,833 But you say nothing but a yes 350 00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:11,417 But who's ravishing? 351 00:17:11,542 --> 00:17:14,083 You are ravishing! 352 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,250 What do I do? 353 00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:19,250 You've captivated me! 354 00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:25,833 Faces 355 00:17:25,917 --> 00:17:27,083 Such pretty ones! 356 00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,333 But don't doubt me 357 00:17:28,417 --> 00:17:29,792 You're hotter than all else 358 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,917 You're my heartbeat 359 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,250 I hold you close to me 360 00:17:33,417 --> 00:17:35,125 You're like a drug 361 00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:36,500 I'm getting addicted to you 362 00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:37,750 But you played me 363 00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:40,375 I thought you were sweet like sugar 364 00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:41,643 When you called me your sweetheart 365 00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:43,500 But you turned out to be spicy! 366 00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:48,167 I can't help but think of you 367 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:50,875 I don't know what's happening to me 368 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,417 Now that I dialed your number 369 00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:55,750 I am hooked 370 00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:57,167 You pick me my call 371 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,292 And say nothing but a yes 372 00:17:58,375 --> 00:17:59,375 No matter what I say 373 00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:01,042 You either say "hmm" or a "yes" 374 00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:02,375 It's my spell on you 375 00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:03,708 But you say nothing but a yes 376 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:04,625 No matter what I say 377 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,292 You either say "hmm" or a "yes" 378 00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:08,792 But who's ravishing? 379 00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:11,500 You are ravishing! 380 00:18:11,583 --> 00:18:13,625 What do I do? 381 00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:16,792 You've captivated me! 382 00:18:19,708 --> 00:18:20,708 Bartender, 383 00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:22,542 could you give me a screaming orgasm, please? 384 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,458 You know, I've never had one! 385 00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:26,042 What? 386 00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:27,125 No. 387 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:30,042 Never? 388 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,125 I'm a defective piece! 389 00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:38,958 I get turned on by just looking at myself in the mirror. 390 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:42,375 These days I am seeing only doom in the mirror! 391 00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:45,083 This is the very problem. You've become negative. 392 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,875 It's not a medal. 393 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,625 You don't have to win it. 394 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,292 Sex is a blast. 395 00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:53,375 Talking from experience. 396 00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:54,750 You hooked up with Arjun? 397 00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:56,000 Arjun? 398 00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:58,458 Arjun, dear. 399 00:18:58,542 --> 00:18:59,792 Oh, Arjun. 400 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000 No, dear. 401 00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,542 I mean, he is sweet and all, 402 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:06,375 but I only do first base with these uncle types. 403 00:19:06,792 --> 00:19:08,500 Are you sure you're just 23? 404 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,833 You're too cute, babe! 405 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,000 - Fuck, babe! - Sister! 406 00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:15,833 I'm just an old prude. 407 00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:17,369 Shall I give you some advice? 408 00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:20,625 Do with the one who loves you. 409 00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,833 Not the one whom you love. 410 00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:24,333 What? 411 00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:26,542 Okay, English? 412 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,625 "Do it with the person 413 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:31,500 who loves you. 414 00:19:32,167 --> 00:19:33,333 Don't do it with 415 00:19:33,792 --> 00:19:34,792 whom you love." 416 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,083 What happened? 417 00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:51,708 Mom and Jeevika are sleeping here. 418 00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:53,542 - There's no power in their room. - Sorry. 419 00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,250 Kanika… Oh, my God! 420 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,583 - Quiet… - Sorry. 421 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,917 Kanika, you should have called me from the party. 422 00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:12,667 I would have picked you... 423 00:20:17,667 --> 00:20:18,917 How do I look? 424 00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:25,083 You always look superlative! 425 00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:28,708 No. How do I look today, right now? 426 00:20:29,292 --> 00:20:30,500 Something new? 427 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,458 Something extra? 428 00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:36,250 Something different? 429 00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:40,208 Just think of it like this, dear… 430 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,250 that if mom wasn't home tonight, then… 431 00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:45,333 Then? 432 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,667 Would you have taken advantage of me? 433 00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:50,208 What are you saying, Kanika? Never. 434 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,292 Why? 435 00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:53,500 Take advantage of me. 436 00:20:53,958 --> 00:20:56,167 You have my permission. Take it. 437 00:20:56,375 --> 00:20:57,917 Please take advantage of me. 438 00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:03,292 I have only one fantasy, Kanika. 439 00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:04,708 What is it? 440 00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:06,458 To see you wearing 441 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,250 just a T-shirt. 442 00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:10,750 Mine. 443 00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:14,500 And you are cuddled up to me. 444 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:15,542 Not bad. 445 00:21:15,625 --> 00:21:16,875 Right here on this bed. 446 00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:19,125 We are… 447 00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:20,250 Yeah? 448 00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:23,500 - I can feel the heat between us. - Yeah. And then? 449 00:21:23,708 --> 00:21:24,708 Then you… 450 00:21:24,792 --> 00:21:26,000 No, I am stroking your hair. 451 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:28,542 - You delicately take off my glasses. - Yes. 452 00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:31,125 Outside, it's drizzling. 453 00:21:31,417 --> 00:21:32,542 Snacks are served with tea. 454 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,125 We both enjoy the snacks. 455 00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:35,458 And what about sex? 456 00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:43,208 Kanika. 457 00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:46,708 Oh, my mom! 458 00:21:52,167 --> 00:21:53,083 - Oh, God! - Mom! 459 00:21:53,167 --> 00:21:54,167 Sorry! 460 00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:56,417 Sorry, Auntie. 461 00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:57,750 It's me, Kanika. 462 00:21:57,958 --> 00:21:59,000 Kanika, at this hour? 463 00:21:59,958 --> 00:22:01,667 It's my birthday. 464 00:22:01,875 --> 00:22:02,875 Bless me. 465 00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:04,917 God, I'll die! 466 00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:06,375 Sorry. 467 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:09,375 Yo, Jeevika! 468 00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:10,750 Happy birthday. 469 00:22:11,042 --> 00:22:12,042 Thank you. 470 00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:14,625 By the way, sis, brother's room is that way. 471 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,833 Nothing's gonna happen there. 472 00:22:17,167 --> 00:22:19,917 Make him also sleep between Mom and you! 473 00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:21,375 Go for it! 474 00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:23,083 What happened? 475 00:22:23,458 --> 00:22:24,458 Oh, Mom, are you hurt? 476 00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:25,875 What are you doing here? 477 00:22:25,958 --> 00:22:28,417 Gifting Kanika the bracelet you got for her on her birthday. 478 00:22:28,500 --> 00:22:29,625 Now, let's go. Let's go. 479 00:22:30,167 --> 00:22:31,333 I'll drop her. 480 00:22:31,417 --> 00:22:32,667 - Switch off the light. - Bye! 481 00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:33,750 Massage Mom's hands. 482 00:22:33,792 --> 00:22:35,667 Oh, this hurts! 483 00:22:35,958 --> 00:22:37,417 I don't need your help. 484 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:38,500 Yes, Kanika. 485 00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:42,500 I'm telling you I can take care of myself. 486 00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:44,458 I want to do it. 487 00:22:45,917 --> 00:22:47,000 I want to take care of you. 488 00:22:51,875 --> 00:22:52,875 Oh, my... 489 00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:26,542 Hey. 490 00:23:26,667 --> 00:23:27,917 Jeevan, I'll take it from here. 491 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,375 No, let me drop you in. 492 00:23:30,458 --> 00:23:31,500 Why? Because I'm a woman? 493 00:23:32,083 --> 00:23:32,917 No. 494 00:23:33,042 --> 00:23:34,667 And I have had too much to drink. 495 00:23:34,875 --> 00:23:35,875 I am drunk, 496 00:23:35,917 --> 00:23:37,500 I won't have control of my steps. 497 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:38,708 I might fall down. 498 00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:39,958 I might create a ruckus. 499 00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:41,917 Not this time, dear. 500 00:23:42,875 --> 00:23:44,417 On this birthday… 501 00:23:45,583 --> 00:23:48,500 Loser Kanika won't cause any chaos. 502 00:23:49,708 --> 00:23:50,708 Loser Kanika? 503 00:23:52,458 --> 00:23:54,375 You are a legend for me, Kanika. 504 00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:57,625 You live the way you want to. 505 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,125 I'll be right behind you. 506 00:24:03,750 --> 00:24:05,083 I won't let things get chaotic. 507 00:24:07,875 --> 00:24:08,875 Take care. 508 00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:26,750 Guard! 509 00:24:26,917 --> 00:24:28,077 Where will I find a cab from? 510 00:24:29,292 --> 00:24:31,792 - Yeah! - I won! 511 00:24:34,708 --> 00:24:36,417 Happy birthday. 512 00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:38,667 Happy birthday, girl! 513 00:24:38,792 --> 00:24:40,292 Where are you going? Come, join us. 514 00:24:40,458 --> 00:24:43,167 No need for formality, Uncle. It's 2:30 a.m. 515 00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:45,458 No cheating, Malhotra. I'll be right back. 516 00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:48,042 Come, Kanu! 517 00:24:48,708 --> 00:24:50,349 Dr. Malhotra just gets nervous sometimes. 518 00:24:50,667 --> 00:24:52,875 But how are you home so early? 519 00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:54,958 Why? Did I interrupt your play date? 520 00:24:55,042 --> 00:24:57,458 Don't be silly. But didn't you go out with that guy… 521 00:24:57,542 --> 00:24:58,583 What's his name? 522 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000 He's also Malhotra. 523 00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,000 - What's his name? - Arjun. 524 00:25:03,208 --> 00:25:04,208 Arjun! 525 00:25:04,375 --> 00:25:05,375 How was it with him? 526 00:25:06,625 --> 00:25:08,583 Not as romantic as your night. 527 00:25:10,417 --> 00:25:11,708 So sorry. 528 00:25:14,917 --> 00:25:16,458 For tonight, or for life? 529 00:25:21,542 --> 00:25:24,208 Happy birthday to you 530 00:25:24,458 --> 00:25:26,792 Happy birthday, my baby doll! 531 00:25:26,875 --> 00:25:28,042 Thank you, Grandma. 532 00:25:28,417 --> 00:25:29,958 - Come with me. - Not now, Grandma. 533 00:25:30,042 --> 00:25:32,125 Come, I have a surprise for you. 534 00:25:32,208 --> 00:25:33,500 For my doll. 535 00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:35,167 Sit here. 536 00:25:35,375 --> 00:25:37,292 No. No, no, no. 537 00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:39,042 Your liver will rot. 538 00:25:40,792 --> 00:25:42,059 Say yes to Jeevan's marriage proposal. 539 00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:43,333 -What? - Yes. 540 00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:44,625 He is such a lovely boy. 541 00:25:44,833 --> 00:25:46,917 - Shit. - Dropped you here in your car, 542 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:48,708 and poor fellow took a cab back home. 543 00:25:49,083 --> 00:25:51,723 Grandma, I forgot to file my taxes! You were supposed to remind me. 544 00:25:51,792 --> 00:25:54,208 Instead, you are stalking me through the window! 545 00:25:55,125 --> 00:25:58,375 I need to look out for you! This house is doomed. 546 00:25:58,792 --> 00:26:00,292 You are my responsibility, after all. 547 00:26:00,583 --> 00:26:01,458 Break it. 548 00:26:01,542 --> 00:26:03,000 Why is the Wi-Fi not working? 549 00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:04,000 Hear me out. 550 00:26:04,083 --> 00:26:06,667 If you get married this year, 551 00:26:07,125 --> 00:26:10,250 then maybe in two years you'll get pregnant. 552 00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:12,000 Thirty-three, thirty-four… 553 00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:14,792 She can get pregnant at 40 if she freezes her eggs. 554 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,208 So will she push babies out of the fridge? 555 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,042 When God has given her a first-class apparatus to make babies, 556 00:26:21,125 --> 00:26:22,708 why waste that blessing recklessly? 557 00:26:22,792 --> 00:26:24,583 What recklessness, Grandma? 558 00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:26,542 I'm just filing my tax certificate! 559 00:26:26,625 --> 00:26:29,625 What will you achieve by filing your tax certificate? 560 00:26:29,708 --> 00:26:31,042 File for a marriage certificate! 561 00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:33,708 Mom is single, Tina is divorced. 562 00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:37,333 Tina's husband cheated on her, Grandma! He had sex with someone else. 563 00:26:37,417 --> 00:26:38,417 Enough! 564 00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:39,833 Tell me something new. 565 00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:41,667 He is a man. He will be a man. 566 00:26:42,042 --> 00:26:44,167 We as women have to hold a marriage together. 567 00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:45,792 What soap opera is brainwashing you? 568 00:26:46,333 --> 00:26:47,333 Okay. 569 00:26:47,542 --> 00:26:48,542 Remember the time… 570 00:26:49,083 --> 00:26:52,625 when you carried a baby like an armor saying you were a revolutionary? 571 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,500 Kept telling me that the world was changing. 572 00:26:55,625 --> 00:26:56,750 All bogus! 573 00:26:56,833 --> 00:26:58,000 The world will never change! 574 00:26:58,208 --> 00:27:00,167 Then "Femi-sanam…" 575 00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:01,250 Feminism. 576 00:27:01,292 --> 00:27:03,917 Whatever it is, that is what has brainwashed women! 577 00:27:04,708 --> 00:27:05,708 Any problem, Bina? 578 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000 You problem! 579 00:27:08,333 --> 00:27:10,708 - The Kapoor family's fate is the problem! - Kishori. 580 00:27:10,792 --> 00:27:12,917 - Kishori, please. - Aren't you ashamed of yourself? 581 00:27:13,292 --> 00:27:15,667 - What's going on? - Your son is older than Kanika. 582 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:16,583 You talk to me. 583 00:27:16,667 --> 00:27:17,542 Right? 584 00:27:17,625 --> 00:27:19,667 - Then why do you shamelessly come here? - You… 585 00:27:19,917 --> 00:27:22,167 - What the hell is going on? - Relax. 586 00:27:22,292 --> 00:27:23,393 - Every day is the same nuisance! - You… 587 00:27:23,417 --> 00:27:25,434 - Your boyfriend stinks of alcohol! - You do this every day! 588 00:27:25,458 --> 00:27:27,833 - Please! This can't be a daily drama! - Have a drink. 589 00:27:27,917 --> 00:27:29,083 Can I live my life? 590 00:27:29,167 --> 00:27:31,667 - This is not a pub, it's my house! - I did nothing wrong. 591 00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:33,250 - Stop it! - I'll do what I want. 592 00:27:33,583 --> 00:27:35,250 - I have a life! - What life? 593 00:27:37,208 --> 00:27:38,292 Hey, Kanu! 594 00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:39,458 Oh, Lord! 595 00:27:40,708 --> 00:27:41,749 There she screws up again. 596 00:27:50,417 --> 00:27:52,208 Kanika Kapoor is no more. 597 00:27:52,708 --> 00:27:56,208 Yes. Everyone is saying she was drunk and slipped off the staircase. 598 00:27:57,208 --> 00:27:58,208 So sad! 599 00:27:58,667 --> 00:28:00,833 But what was her problem? 600 00:28:02,042 --> 00:28:02,917 Kanika's problem was that 601 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,292 she always played way outside her league. 602 00:28:05,792 --> 00:28:07,512 For instance, he would have said yes to her. 603 00:28:07,958 --> 00:28:08,958 Right? 604 00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:10,417 Or even these men. 605 00:28:12,375 --> 00:28:14,667 But to dream of me? 606 00:28:15,958 --> 00:28:16,958 Cute. 607 00:28:17,167 --> 00:28:19,958 Her problem was that she didn't know what she wanted. 608 00:28:21,042 --> 00:28:22,292 Local beer, 609 00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:23,708 or vintage wine. 610 00:28:24,292 --> 00:28:26,667 One night stand or lifelong comfort. 611 00:28:27,667 --> 00:28:29,587 Her problem was that she didn't want a boyfriend, 612 00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:30,917 she wanted a superhero. 613 00:28:31,417 --> 00:28:33,177 If she gets hurt, he should become her daddy. 614 00:28:33,750 --> 00:28:35,125 And if she cries, 615 00:28:35,417 --> 00:28:36,657 he should become her counselor. 616 00:28:37,708 --> 00:28:38,989 It's best for her that she died. 617 00:28:39,917 --> 00:28:40,917 She was alone anyway. 618 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,018 Otherwise, she would have turned out like me. 619 00:28:43,042 --> 00:28:44,500 - Bimla! - Single till the end. 620 00:28:44,667 --> 00:28:45,667 Coming! 621 00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:48,750 Kanika's only problem was… 622 00:28:49,542 --> 00:28:51,102 that she didn't say yes to my proposal. 623 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,250 Otherwise, her casket wouldn't be decorated with flowers… 624 00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:56,458 but with wedding jewelry. 625 00:28:57,125 --> 00:28:59,125 No, Son, don't cry. 626 00:28:59,333 --> 00:29:00,875 There are plenty of fish in the sea. 627 00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:03,458 Everyone here is giving her too much credit. 628 00:29:03,708 --> 00:29:05,917 I'll tell you what Kanika Kapoor's real problem was. 629 00:29:06,250 --> 00:29:07,708 She didn't know how to pleasure men. 630 00:29:07,792 --> 00:29:10,375 You know, she was vanilla in bed. 631 00:29:35,042 --> 00:29:38,083 These days women wear colorful ones. 632 00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:39,767 - Really? - Yeah, all lacy and frilly ones. 633 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,000 But what color? 634 00:29:41,208 --> 00:29:42,208 Red. 635 00:29:42,625 --> 00:29:43,625 And blue. 636 00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:44,958 But for whom? 637 00:29:45,042 --> 00:29:46,708 And yellow for Mrs. Sharma. 638 00:29:47,292 --> 00:29:48,708 Grandma, am I losing my mind? 639 00:29:51,667 --> 00:29:52,708 It's not your fault. 640 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:54,167 It's in our genes. 641 00:29:55,208 --> 00:29:57,667 Are the Kapoor women cursed? 642 00:29:58,292 --> 00:30:00,333 That we all will die single? 643 00:30:00,458 --> 00:30:02,417 There are no curses or miracles. 644 00:30:03,292 --> 00:30:05,625 We are given a choice every step of the way. 645 00:30:06,042 --> 00:30:08,792 Life shapes up based on the choices we make. 646 00:30:09,417 --> 00:30:10,617 Your mother also had a choice. 647 00:30:12,125 --> 00:30:13,125 But she trashed it. 648 00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:18,708 Now, it's your turn. 649 00:30:31,083 --> 00:30:34,292 I am a traveler on the road of love 650 00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:36,000 Yes, dear? 651 00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:38,042 Last night you were on a roll. 652 00:30:38,917 --> 00:30:40,000 Jeevan, it's a yes. 653 00:30:41,417 --> 00:30:42,583 When do we get engaged? 654 00:30:47,458 --> 00:30:48,699 You want to get married, right? 655 00:30:54,542 --> 00:30:56,667 Jeevan, are you crying? 656 00:30:58,708 --> 00:30:59,829 I would marry you right now. 657 00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:01,792 Like now. 658 00:31:02,292 --> 00:31:03,292 Now... 659 00:31:03,875 --> 00:31:04,875 Hell... 660 00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:06,208 Hello? 661 00:31:06,542 --> 00:31:07,542 Kanika? 662 00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:18,792 My doll! 663 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,083 Thank you, God. 664 00:31:23,583 --> 00:31:24,984 Have you completely lost your mind? 665 00:31:25,042 --> 00:31:26,417 Wedding? That too with Jeevan? 666 00:31:27,125 --> 00:31:28,167 Why? 667 00:31:28,750 --> 00:31:29,750 What's the problem? 668 00:31:29,875 --> 00:31:31,750 He loves me. He respects me. 669 00:31:32,167 --> 00:31:34,042 I know he isn't as cool as us, so what? 670 00:31:34,792 --> 00:31:37,250 I'm a catch for him, so what? 671 00:31:37,792 --> 00:31:39,417 He's self-made and successful. 672 00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:41,333 He owns four shops. He'll keep me happy. 673 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:42,333 Shops of hand showers! 674 00:31:42,417 --> 00:31:44,497 But at least a hand shower is better than a hand job. 675 00:31:44,708 --> 00:31:46,750 Virgin Kanika! 676 00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:48,667 Mean girls! 677 00:31:49,042 --> 00:31:51,750 We can never be equals! 678 00:31:53,250 --> 00:31:54,750 Mean girls! 679 00:31:55,125 --> 00:31:57,708 We can never be equals! 680 00:31:58,458 --> 00:31:59,542 Just kidding, babe. 681 00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:02,792 Saw your snaps last night on Instapix. 682 00:32:02,875 --> 00:32:04,333 Arjun Malhotra. 683 00:32:04,833 --> 00:32:06,274 Isn't he a little too young for you? 684 00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:08,250 Babe, you know Kanika's taste. 685 00:32:08,875 --> 00:32:10,042 Either a wheelchair 686 00:32:10,292 --> 00:32:11,125 or a pram. 687 00:32:11,208 --> 00:32:12,208 She's engaged. 688 00:32:14,083 --> 00:32:15,875 Yes. Kanu is sorted for life. 689 00:32:16,917 --> 00:32:17,917 - Sorted? - What? 690 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,000 He's in retail. 691 00:32:20,292 --> 00:32:21,500 Hand... Hardware. 692 00:32:21,917 --> 00:32:23,583 Very rich. Old money and all. 693 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,000 Old money? 694 00:32:25,042 --> 00:32:26,042 Yeah. 695 00:32:27,250 --> 00:32:28,375 I'm engaged. 696 00:32:29,083 --> 00:32:30,476 You guys must come for the engagement. 697 00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:31,833 It's a special invitation. 698 00:32:32,417 --> 00:32:34,667 So happy for you, babe. 699 00:32:35,542 --> 00:32:36,542 Really? 700 00:32:36,708 --> 00:32:37,708 Genuinely. 701 00:32:38,583 --> 00:32:42,167 After all, can't sit alone at home forever and be happy watching porn. 702 00:32:43,125 --> 00:32:44,125 Right. 703 00:32:44,792 --> 00:32:46,208 It's Rabeya's turn! 704 00:32:46,542 --> 00:32:47,417 Rabeya! 705 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:48,958 Let's go. Come on. 706 00:32:49,042 --> 00:32:49,917 - I have a sprain! - Wait a sec. 707 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,208 Excuse me. 708 00:32:51,958 --> 00:32:52,792 Excuse me. 709 00:32:52,875 --> 00:32:53,917 Rabeya! 710 00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:55,583 Rabeya! 711 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000 Hi! 712 00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:00,000 Your mom is too cute, yo! 713 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,500 She's single. You wanna be my dad? 714 00:33:06,917 --> 00:33:08,250 - No. - Okay, Miss Wedding Planner, 715 00:33:08,542 --> 00:33:09,942 let's start planning for the D-day. 716 00:33:10,708 --> 00:33:12,333 I'll faint out of excitement! 717 00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:14,083 Fuck this shit, guys! 718 00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:17,042 Do I not have the right to celebrate something in life? 719 00:33:17,375 --> 00:33:19,542 On my birthday, I'm dreaming of my funeral. 720 00:33:19,625 --> 00:33:21,083 That's a fucking sad life! 721 00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:23,208 What do you want to celebrate? 722 00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:24,833 Death of your desires? 723 00:33:25,375 --> 00:33:26,958 Or a lifetime of vanilla in bed? 724 00:33:27,292 --> 00:33:29,167 - Excuse me? - What do you mean? 725 00:33:29,792 --> 00:33:30,976 Does marriage mean vanilla in bed? 726 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,083 No and, one second. What are you trying to say? 727 00:33:33,375 --> 00:33:34,250 That Jeevan is impotent? 728 00:33:34,375 --> 00:33:37,500 Exactly. For all we know, he could be the don of sex. 729 00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:38,417 I think he is. 730 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:39,583 Yeah, right. 731 00:33:39,958 --> 00:33:41,583 His name is Jeevan Anand. 732 00:33:42,125 --> 00:33:43,434 That's the name of an insurance policy! 733 00:33:43,458 --> 00:33:44,542 You both know that, right? 734 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,792 And have you seen his face? 735 00:33:46,917 --> 00:33:48,750 He looks like a virgin! Can he even get it up? 736 00:33:49,083 --> 00:33:50,625 Well, if he can't, we'll get it up! 737 00:33:50,708 --> 00:33:52,349 Our actions will speak louder than words! 738 00:33:54,042 --> 00:33:55,042 Look, guys. 739 00:33:56,042 --> 00:33:57,958 Whatever it is, I don't want to die alone. 740 00:33:58,208 --> 00:33:59,042 Okay? 741 00:33:59,208 --> 00:34:01,625 Go, Rabeya! 742 00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:04,125 It's not that deep, bro! 743 00:34:04,708 --> 00:34:08,917 Women love to complicate their lives by over-analyzing. 744 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,000 Oh! 745 00:34:10,083 --> 00:34:11,417 You all want a hot guy, 746 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:13,511 but you also want depth in that relationship. 747 00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:15,458 Why suffer so much? 748 00:34:15,958 --> 00:34:17,208 It's just marriage. 749 00:34:17,292 --> 00:34:18,292 Don't overthink. 750 00:34:18,333 --> 00:34:19,333 Just do it. 751 00:34:19,875 --> 00:34:22,208 Watch TV together every day. 752 00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:24,625 Dinner dates on the weekends. 753 00:34:25,458 --> 00:34:27,167 Hopefully, you have sex every 10-15 days. 754 00:34:27,750 --> 00:34:30,333 And then every two or three months, off to a hill station. 755 00:34:30,625 --> 00:34:31,625 There's your happiness! 756 00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:34,583 If you want extra happiness, 757 00:34:35,583 --> 00:34:37,333 pop a beer during the day. 758 00:34:37,458 --> 00:34:39,458 Order a fancy meal. 759 00:34:39,625 --> 00:34:41,583 And there you go, happy, happy! 760 00:34:43,917 --> 00:34:46,208 These savings were for her food business. 761 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:47,934 Now she wants to buy a bridal trousseau! 762 00:34:47,958 --> 00:34:48,958 So? 763 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,250 Can't the plans change? 764 00:34:51,167 --> 00:34:52,583 This is a hasty decision. 765 00:34:53,250 --> 00:34:55,833 Maybe I should have gotten pregnant like you, too. Right? 766 00:34:58,583 --> 00:34:59,583 Be right back. 767 00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:07,292 Why would I have married your father? 768 00:35:08,292 --> 00:35:09,292 He didn't love me. 769 00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:10,583 He pitied me. 770 00:35:11,125 --> 00:35:12,405 Because I was pregnant with you. 771 00:35:13,417 --> 00:35:15,351 That marriage would have been a tick mark, that's it. 772 00:35:15,375 --> 00:35:17,458 And this seems no different. 773 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:19,375 What's your problem, Mom? 774 00:35:20,458 --> 00:35:22,208 I am getting married out of my own will. 775 00:35:22,292 --> 00:35:24,083 You should be bloody happy for me, Mom. 776 00:35:24,167 --> 00:35:25,958 - Kanu... - No, you are the greatest. 777 00:35:26,083 --> 00:35:29,333 You are a revolutionary. You've scaled peaks. But I have not. 778 00:35:29,625 --> 00:35:31,265 This marriage will be a tick mark, right? 779 00:35:31,333 --> 00:35:32,613 I'm okay with a tick mark. Okay? 780 00:35:33,375 --> 00:35:34,375 Kanu! 781 00:35:39,708 --> 00:35:41,375 Save some money for yourself. 782 00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:43,417 You'll need it soon! 783 00:35:44,292 --> 00:35:46,375 Not everyone has this privilege, Kanu! 784 00:35:48,583 --> 00:35:52,417 Your beloved is here to wed you 785 00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:53,333 Come, Jeevan. 786 00:35:53,458 --> 00:35:57,875 - Say yes, and come along! - Mummy, my button… 787 00:35:58,500 --> 00:35:59,875 Oh! 788 00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:02,167 My heart sings 789 00:36:02,417 --> 00:36:07,167 Even if you cannot hear it 790 00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:09,458 Oh! 791 00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:12,208 I've stolen your heart 792 00:36:12,625 --> 00:36:16,958 And fled even if you're still to choose me 793 00:36:18,042 --> 00:36:19,917 Why am I inadequate, my love? 794 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,292 I'm here to wed you 795 00:36:22,375 --> 00:36:24,833 I dream about you night and day 796 00:36:24,917 --> 00:36:26,750 Listen to me 797 00:36:27,625 --> 00:36:29,542 I cannot stop loving you 798 00:36:29,625 --> 00:36:31,917 I cannot stop listening to my heart 799 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:36,417 I want to bequeath you my sweetest memories… 800 00:36:37,458 --> 00:36:38,667 It's a lonely road 801 00:36:38,750 --> 00:36:42,000 - The road of love. Will we unite? - Kanika? 802 00:36:42,125 --> 00:36:45,125 - It will be dawn once the night is gone - Smoke? 803 00:36:45,208 --> 00:36:46,208 What's it? 804 00:36:52,542 --> 00:36:53,875 Toys for the after-party! 805 00:36:56,250 --> 00:36:57,375 What is all this? 806 00:36:57,500 --> 00:37:00,208 It's the time to disco, baby! 807 00:37:03,708 --> 00:37:04,583 Well done. 808 00:37:04,667 --> 00:37:06,542 This rose is to misuse, 809 00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:08,375 seduce, and let out the juice! 810 00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:10,833 You guys are crazy. 811 00:37:26,125 --> 00:37:27,458 Oh! 812 00:37:27,542 --> 00:37:29,583 My heart sings 813 00:37:30,042 --> 00:37:34,833 Even if you cannot hear it 814 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,560 Got a small instead of a medium, right? 815 00:37:37,125 --> 00:37:38,292 You're looking nice. 816 00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:41,000 Screw nice! I want to look like a catch! Steaming! Hot! 817 00:37:41,083 --> 00:37:42,833 People need to go crazy. 818 00:37:43,208 --> 00:37:45,083 Why are all women in denial, bro? 819 00:37:45,250 --> 00:37:46,890 Don't compare your waistline with anyone! 820 00:37:48,750 --> 00:37:50,208 But it is natural. 821 00:37:50,333 --> 00:37:51,208 That's not natural. 822 00:37:51,292 --> 00:37:53,167 Baby, your cholesterol level is not natural. 823 00:37:54,667 --> 00:37:56,458 Have some apples for once, man. 824 00:37:56,667 --> 00:37:59,208 Who eats healthy on a picnic? 825 00:37:59,625 --> 00:38:03,208 Okay then, I'm fasting for your long life, and you want to make me a widow. 826 00:38:04,167 --> 00:38:05,958 What do you mean widow? 827 00:38:06,583 --> 00:38:08,833 Why are you scolding me like our school principal? 828 00:38:09,292 --> 00:38:11,434 Do I ever say anything to you when you drink like a fish? 829 00:38:11,458 --> 00:38:12,809 Have I ever called you a drunkard? 830 00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:14,143 Do I ever call you out? I don't, right? 831 00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:16,500 Actually, you do you. No doctor can tell you better. 832 00:38:16,583 --> 00:38:18,250 I'm fed up of being told what to do! 833 00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:22,750 "Karan, do this. Karan, do that. Karan, sit there. Karan, sleep there. 834 00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:24,458 - Karan, don't wear this T-shirt." - Guys! 835 00:38:24,542 --> 00:38:25,934 I've been listening to you ever since we got married. 836 00:38:25,958 --> 00:38:26,833 I'm not a child! 837 00:38:26,917 --> 00:38:28,958 Your beloved is here to wed you 838 00:38:29,375 --> 00:38:34,083 Say yes, and come along! 839 00:38:53,750 --> 00:38:55,125 Oh! 840 00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:57,208 My heart sings 841 00:38:57,625 --> 00:39:02,333 Even if you cannot hear it 842 00:39:03,292 --> 00:39:04,625 Oh! 843 00:39:04,708 --> 00:39:07,417 I've stolen your heart 844 00:39:07,833 --> 00:39:11,750 And fled even if you're still to choose me 845 00:39:13,542 --> 00:39:14,542 I'll die. 846 00:39:16,292 --> 00:39:18,000 We were almost going to do it. 847 00:39:19,042 --> 00:39:20,375 Like, we made out and everything. 848 00:39:20,458 --> 00:39:21,875 Everything was going smoothly. 849 00:39:24,125 --> 00:39:26,250 And then, by mistake, I touched his crotch. 850 00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:28,792 I flipped out. 851 00:39:29,208 --> 00:39:31,292 The first time should be special. 852 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,958 In the confusion of to-do or not-to-do, 853 00:39:34,417 --> 00:39:36,375 I made a funeral out of it! 854 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:38,125 By the way, your boy Rohan, 855 00:39:38,625 --> 00:39:40,125 is he even a good kisser? 856 00:39:41,958 --> 00:39:43,333 It starts off well, 857 00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:45,875 and then it gets really sloppy. 858 00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:50,208 You also did it in high school, right? 859 00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:51,500 So what? 860 00:39:51,583 --> 00:39:53,000 No big deal. 861 00:39:53,375 --> 00:39:54,833 First love, true love, 862 00:39:54,917 --> 00:39:56,375 it's all bullshit, Rabeya! 863 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,625 It was pointless of me to put pressure on my virginity. 864 00:40:00,625 --> 00:40:02,000 I think you're right. 865 00:40:02,833 --> 00:40:04,684 I am also putting a lot of pressure on my virginity! 866 00:40:04,708 --> 00:40:06,792 Excuse me! That's not what I'm saying. 867 00:40:08,167 --> 00:40:09,583 Boys are assholes, Rabeya. 868 00:40:10,083 --> 00:40:11,184 They fuck you up emotionally, 869 00:40:11,208 --> 00:40:13,167 and then you'll constantly doubt yourself... 870 00:40:15,583 --> 00:40:16,583 Look, 871 00:40:17,042 --> 00:40:18,125 what I am trying to say… 872 00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:20,958 is that don't pressurize yourself. 873 00:40:22,333 --> 00:40:23,417 Do it when you're ready. 874 00:40:26,042 --> 00:40:26,917 Let's go home now. 875 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,375 Jeevan and his friends are coming home for dinner! 876 00:40:29,583 --> 00:40:30,583 Come on. 877 00:40:32,958 --> 00:40:33,875 Don't look there. 878 00:40:33,958 --> 00:40:35,351 - What are you looking at? - Don't look there. 879 00:40:35,375 --> 00:40:37,333 Dearest Brother-in-law! 880 00:40:39,792 --> 00:40:41,333 Your turn now. 881 00:40:42,042 --> 00:40:45,333 Come on. Come. 882 00:40:45,625 --> 00:40:46,667 - Go on. - Let's dance. 883 00:41:43,208 --> 00:41:44,601 KANIKA'S JEEVAN WELCOME TO THE ENGAGEMENT 884 00:41:44,625 --> 00:41:45,792 - Hello. How are you? - Welcome. 885 00:41:45,875 --> 00:41:47,417 Congratulations! 886 00:41:48,917 --> 00:41:50,708 My to-be son-in-law! 887 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,208 Come here. 888 00:41:52,292 --> 00:41:53,583 - You look pretty. - Namaste. 889 00:41:53,708 --> 00:41:55,042 - Hello. - Who is he? 890 00:41:59,667 --> 00:42:01,067 You are still working on the decor! 891 00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:02,917 Yesterday was the deadline! 892 00:42:03,375 --> 00:42:04,375 What the... 893 00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:06,506 Kanika ma'am said she doesn't need this anymore! 894 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,200 She has downed two painkillers 895 00:42:08,250 --> 00:42:09,500 and a vodka shot. 896 00:42:09,583 --> 00:42:10,583 She is ready! 897 00:42:26,792 --> 00:42:28,917 Tell me something 898 00:42:29,208 --> 00:42:31,500 Haven't you walked in alone? 899 00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:33,667 Glad you are at the club tonight 900 00:42:33,917 --> 00:42:36,250 What excuse did you make at home? 901 00:42:36,375 --> 00:42:38,167 Why are you looking so lonely? 902 00:42:38,708 --> 00:42:41,083 We are in the club So you might as well show me 903 00:42:41,208 --> 00:42:43,000 Pour that drink up slowly 904 00:42:43,375 --> 00:42:44,875 'Cause I don't wanna go home 905 00:42:44,958 --> 00:42:46,458 I wanna see you back it up 906 00:42:46,542 --> 00:42:48,000 Back it up, one time now 907 00:42:48,083 --> 00:42:50,417 Back it up, back it up two times 908 00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:53,000 Back it up, back it up, and rewind now 909 00:42:53,292 --> 00:42:55,583 I wanna see you pull up, pull up, yeah 910 00:42:55,875 --> 00:42:58,458 When you mix magic In the wine, my desi girl 911 00:42:58,542 --> 00:43:00,458 I get high 912 00:43:00,667 --> 00:43:02,875 Don't mind me tonight, desi girl 913 00:43:02,958 --> 00:43:05,333 You got me grinding up on you 914 00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:08,083 When you mix magic In the wine, my desi girl 915 00:43:08,167 --> 00:43:10,125 I get high 916 00:43:10,292 --> 00:43:12,333 Don't mind me tonight, desi girl 917 00:43:12,417 --> 00:43:14,958 You got me grinding up on you 918 00:43:35,833 --> 00:43:37,375 - Kanika Kapoor. - Yes. 919 00:43:38,458 --> 00:43:39,625 You've inspired me! 920 00:43:39,875 --> 00:43:40,875 Me? 921 00:43:41,292 --> 00:43:42,292 How? 922 00:43:42,417 --> 00:43:43,875 I am also thinking of settling down. 923 00:43:44,208 --> 00:43:45,208 No! 924 00:43:45,417 --> 00:43:46,417 With Rushi? 925 00:43:46,458 --> 00:43:48,083 - Are you gonna propose? - No. 926 00:43:50,333 --> 00:43:51,333 We broke up. 927 00:43:51,583 --> 00:43:53,208 I'm so sorry, Arjun. 928 00:43:53,292 --> 00:43:54,625 I had no idea. 929 00:43:54,708 --> 00:43:55,708 Not at all. 930 00:43:56,417 --> 00:43:57,417 Okay. 931 00:43:59,458 --> 00:44:00,458 What is this? 932 00:44:02,917 --> 00:44:03,917 Is that a serpent? 933 00:44:04,667 --> 00:44:06,708 Yeah, it's a serpent. 934 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,208 I find serpents very sexy. 935 00:44:09,375 --> 00:44:12,167 Let this moment not break 936 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:14,667 - Bring me closer to you - Excuse me. 937 00:44:14,833 --> 00:44:17,417 Hold me tight 938 00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:20,500 DJ, let me hear you pull up Pull up, yeah! 939 00:44:20,792 --> 00:44:23,417 When you mix magic In the wine, my desi girl 940 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:25,417 I get high 941 00:44:25,625 --> 00:44:27,750 Don't mind me tonight, desi girl 942 00:44:27,833 --> 00:44:30,250 You got me grinding' up on you 943 00:44:30,417 --> 00:44:33,042 When you mix magic In the wine, my desi girl 944 00:44:33,125 --> 00:44:35,083 I get high 945 00:44:35,208 --> 00:44:37,333 Don't mind me tonight, desi girl 946 00:44:37,417 --> 00:44:39,833 You got me grinding' up on you 947 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:41,917 Rahul! 948 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,000 Thank you for coming. 949 00:44:43,083 --> 00:44:45,667 I feel this should be the title of my autobiography. 950 00:44:45,750 --> 00:44:46,583 Waiter! 951 00:44:46,667 --> 00:44:49,417 - I feel we are going to fight again. - Why? 952 00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:51,542 You really bullshitted me, right? 953 00:44:55,292 --> 00:44:57,958 A big fat Indian wedding! The decor, the glam! 954 00:44:58,042 --> 00:44:59,333 "I don't want commitment. 955 00:44:59,708 --> 00:45:00,625 I'm too cool!" 956 00:45:00,708 --> 00:45:03,125 Yeah, that thing people say, "Me and my solitude." 957 00:45:03,375 --> 00:45:05,095 That might be very tempting to other people. 958 00:45:05,167 --> 00:45:08,625 But solitude for me, really sucks! 959 00:45:08,958 --> 00:45:10,599 You don't need to explain anything to me. 960 00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:12,458 I get you, Kanika Kapoor. 961 00:45:12,833 --> 00:45:13,833 I get you. 962 00:45:29,625 --> 00:45:31,375 First, hear me out 963 00:45:31,458 --> 00:45:33,167 And hold your glass up 964 00:45:33,250 --> 00:45:35,667 I haven't come alone I've come with my girls 965 00:45:35,792 --> 00:45:38,250 But I am a little high right now 966 00:45:38,333 --> 00:45:40,833 And I slip when I hear you talk 967 00:45:41,833 --> 00:45:44,125 You've got a swagger in your walk 968 00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:46,500 You are conquering hearts along the way 969 00:45:46,583 --> 00:45:48,375 Toast to that 970 00:45:48,542 --> 00:45:50,125 Your bravado is attractive 971 00:45:50,208 --> 00:45:51,292 Let this moment not break 972 00:45:51,375 --> 00:45:53,792 Bring me closer to you 973 00:45:53,958 --> 00:45:56,542 Hold me tight 974 00:45:56,625 --> 00:45:59,542 DJ, let me hear you pull up Pull up, yeah! 975 00:45:59,833 --> 00:46:02,542 When you mix magic In the wine, my desi girl 976 00:46:02,625 --> 00:46:04,625 I get high 977 00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:06,792 Don't mind me tonight, desi girl 978 00:46:06,875 --> 00:46:09,375 You got me grinding' up on you 979 00:46:09,542 --> 00:46:12,208 When you mix magic In the wine, my desi girl 980 00:46:12,292 --> 00:46:14,208 I get high 981 00:46:14,292 --> 00:46:16,375 Don't mind me tonight, desi girl 982 00:46:16,458 --> 00:46:18,917 You got me grinding' up on you 983 00:46:22,708 --> 00:46:24,833 Oh, my! 984 00:46:24,917 --> 00:46:26,750 Is this the Professor or his younger brother? 985 00:46:26,833 --> 00:46:30,208 Someone broke my heart and left me a few years back. 986 00:46:30,292 --> 00:46:32,059 Just burning calories to mend that broken heart. 987 00:46:32,083 --> 00:46:34,542 After our breakup, you've become sexy and hot! 988 00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:35,958 But be careful, 989 00:46:36,167 --> 00:46:37,708 don't slip a disc again. 990 00:46:37,792 --> 00:46:39,125 Who will have your back now? 991 00:46:39,250 --> 00:46:40,333 If fate has it, 992 00:46:40,625 --> 00:46:42,292 someone will come by. 993 00:46:42,375 --> 00:46:43,542 Like you found someone. 994 00:46:44,375 --> 00:46:45,375 "Jee-won!" 995 00:46:47,042 --> 00:46:49,402 I wasn't looking for "someone". I was looking for "the one". 996 00:46:50,250 --> 00:46:51,250 This is for you. 997 00:46:51,583 --> 00:46:52,583 It's written by me. 998 00:46:53,792 --> 00:46:54,792 For you. 999 00:46:54,958 --> 00:46:55,999 Read it when you're alone. 1000 00:46:58,583 --> 00:46:59,583 Hello. 1001 00:47:01,417 --> 00:47:03,250 I am Kanika's plus one. 1002 00:47:03,875 --> 00:47:04,708 You? 1003 00:47:04,792 --> 00:47:05,792 I am her minus one. 1004 00:47:07,750 --> 00:47:08,750 Professor. 1005 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:09,875 Oh! 1006 00:47:09,958 --> 00:47:10,958 Guru. 1007 00:47:11,292 --> 00:47:13,042 - What are you doing, Jeevan? - What… 1008 00:47:14,292 --> 00:47:15,768 How do you manage to look this young? 1009 00:47:15,792 --> 00:47:16,792 I am young! 1010 00:47:17,042 --> 00:47:18,242 Oh, yes, the chiseled jawline! 1011 00:47:18,292 --> 00:47:20,000 - Excuse me. - Yes. 1012 00:47:20,542 --> 00:47:21,417 Come, kids, it's time. 1013 00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:22,500 That's my mom. 1014 00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:24,917 - Hello, Mom. - Hello. 1015 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,833 Don't mind me tonight, desi girl You got me grinding' up on you 1016 00:47:28,917 --> 00:47:30,417 DJ, hold it! 1017 00:47:30,708 --> 00:47:32,000 Wait, Pinky! 1018 00:47:32,125 --> 00:47:33,208 - Come. - Come on. 1019 00:47:33,958 --> 00:47:34,792 Here's the mic. 1020 00:47:34,875 --> 00:47:37,292 Ladies and gentlemen. 1021 00:47:39,625 --> 00:47:41,875 This is our darling. 1022 00:47:43,083 --> 00:47:44,833 Like our Jeevan calls her… 1023 00:47:45,625 --> 00:47:46,625 superlative. 1024 00:47:49,292 --> 00:47:50,125 And now… 1025 00:47:50,250 --> 00:47:54,208 that my brother is unlocking his dreams, 1026 00:47:54,542 --> 00:47:57,167 so why shouldn't we be the ones to gift him the key? 1027 00:47:57,542 --> 00:47:58,583 Come, come, uncle. 1028 00:47:59,333 --> 00:48:01,292 Wow! Not bad! 1029 00:48:01,875 --> 00:48:03,542 -What's this? - They'll explain. 1030 00:48:04,375 --> 00:48:06,042 So from today, 1031 00:48:06,125 --> 00:48:07,845 -Jeevan and Kanika's new address is… - Uncle. 1032 00:48:08,125 --> 00:48:10,333 B-141, Punjabi Bagh. 1033 00:48:10,542 --> 00:48:11,792 Dream house for the dream team! 1034 00:48:13,750 --> 00:48:15,042 Come on, play! 1035 00:48:15,458 --> 00:48:17,958 Come, come. Look. One second. 1036 00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:29,542 Love birds have finally set foot In their adobe 1037 00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:35,958 We welcome the daughter-in-law As our own 1038 00:48:37,792 --> 00:48:43,708 Your mother-in-law and sister Will be the guiding light 1039 00:48:44,333 --> 00:48:45,542 Amazing. 1040 00:48:49,667 --> 00:48:56,208 To dispel all loneliness from our hearts 1041 00:48:56,417 --> 00:49:01,083 Can't wait for you to add Your magic touch 1042 00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:03,083 Shut the fuck up! 1043 00:49:26,917 --> 00:49:29,250 Welcome to the family! 1044 00:49:29,542 --> 00:49:31,958 Yes! Wonderful! 1045 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,000 Congratulations! 1046 00:49:34,042 --> 00:49:35,250 Come on. 1047 00:49:35,417 --> 00:49:36,958 Stand here. 1048 00:49:37,042 --> 00:49:38,167 Yeah, it's alright! 1049 00:49:38,250 --> 00:49:39,458 - Don't forget the key! - Move. 1050 00:49:39,542 --> 00:49:40,792 Oh, you move there! 1051 00:49:41,083 --> 00:49:42,083 Yeah, be with him. 1052 00:49:43,208 --> 00:49:44,208 Awesome. 1053 00:49:44,958 --> 00:49:46,125 - Oh! - Will you marry me? 1054 00:49:46,208 --> 00:49:47,500 My sweet son! 1055 00:49:52,542 --> 00:49:53,667 Wow, she said yes. 1056 00:49:53,875 --> 00:49:55,167 Congratulations! 1057 00:49:56,833 --> 00:49:59,000 Live long and prosper, my child. 1058 00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:04,792 Punjabis rule the world! 1059 00:50:18,333 --> 00:50:19,583 Are you freaking out? 1060 00:50:19,667 --> 00:50:20,667 Obviously. 1061 00:50:20,833 --> 00:50:23,433 Didn't you say it's just marriage? Don't overthink it. Just do it. 1062 00:50:23,458 --> 00:50:24,792 Me? When? 1063 00:50:26,667 --> 00:50:28,083 Forget it. 1064 00:50:28,167 --> 00:50:29,792 Just drink your fears away! 1065 00:50:29,875 --> 00:50:32,042 Rock it. 1066 00:50:34,625 --> 00:50:36,333 Kanika looks like she's on cloud nine! 1067 00:50:36,458 --> 00:50:38,125 Marriage is suiting her. 1068 00:50:38,375 --> 00:50:39,500 When she was dating me, 1069 00:50:39,625 --> 00:50:40,792 you must be worried, right? 1070 00:50:41,042 --> 00:50:42,375 What's there to worry about? 1071 00:50:42,542 --> 00:50:43,708 Everyone makes mistakes. 1072 00:50:44,125 --> 00:50:45,125 Haven't we made enough? 1073 00:50:46,625 --> 00:50:47,625 Thank you. 1074 00:50:47,958 --> 00:50:48,958 You're right. 1075 00:50:49,625 --> 00:50:51,708 Move past the old mistakes. 1076 00:50:51,958 --> 00:50:52,875 Make new ones. 1077 00:50:52,958 --> 00:50:54,042 Fresh ones. 1078 00:50:57,292 --> 00:50:58,333 Hey! 1079 00:51:00,875 --> 00:51:01,875 Still single? 1080 00:51:03,042 --> 00:51:04,042 Always. 1081 00:51:04,917 --> 00:51:05,917 And you? 1082 00:51:06,375 --> 00:51:07,375 Always. 1083 00:51:08,917 --> 00:51:10,517 By the way, what are you doing tomorrow? 1084 00:51:12,250 --> 00:51:13,809 I want you to meet the ageless poet Gulzar. 1085 00:51:13,833 --> 00:51:14,833 He's my buddy. 1086 00:51:14,875 --> 00:51:15,875 Really? 1087 00:51:15,958 --> 00:51:17,292 I love his poetry! 1088 00:51:18,542 --> 00:51:20,333 I'll give you a call. Cheers! 1089 00:52:09,458 --> 00:52:11,917 Why does everything feel so right today? 1090 00:52:17,292 --> 00:52:18,583 So perfect. 1091 00:52:23,292 --> 00:52:25,417 Maybe the drinks are kicking in. 1092 00:52:27,917 --> 00:52:30,333 Or maybe I was never the problem. 1093 00:52:37,250 --> 00:52:39,625 Maybe the problem was my idea of love. 1094 00:52:42,417 --> 00:52:45,875 Maybe Prince Charming doesn't exist. 1095 00:52:50,875 --> 00:52:53,000 I think Grandma is right. 1096 00:52:53,542 --> 00:52:57,500 "We are given a choice every step of the way. 1097 00:52:58,042 --> 00:53:01,208 Life shapes up based on the choices we make." 1098 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:08,000 Okay then, 1099 00:53:08,667 --> 00:53:10,333 I've made my choice today. 1100 00:53:11,458 --> 00:53:14,000 Screw these fairy tales. 1101 00:53:14,167 --> 00:53:16,333 Burn the frog prince. 1102 00:53:16,708 --> 00:53:17,708 From today, 1103 00:53:18,333 --> 00:53:21,292 no more Loser Kanika. 1104 00:53:22,625 --> 00:53:26,833 Only Mrs. Kanika Jeevan Anand. 1105 00:53:27,625 --> 00:53:29,542 "Happily ever after" is a myth. 1106 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:32,667 Happy is good enough. 1107 00:55:06,417 --> 00:55:08,458 Kanu, I can't handle it! 1108 00:55:08,542 --> 00:55:09,625 We've become old! 1109 00:55:09,708 --> 00:55:11,500 My head is exploding. 1110 00:55:12,042 --> 00:55:13,500 Can't party like 16 anymore! 1111 00:55:14,583 --> 00:55:15,708 I got it, Tina. 1112 00:55:16,167 --> 00:55:18,708 My head is pounding. 1113 00:55:19,875 --> 00:55:21,000 Tina, it happened. 1114 00:55:21,125 --> 00:55:22,583 By the way, that babe Rushi, 1115 00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:24,958 what a firecracker! 1116 00:55:25,333 --> 00:55:26,667 She's so funny! 1117 00:55:26,833 --> 00:55:28,833 I've never seen anyone burn the dance floor 1118 00:55:28,917 --> 00:55:31,708 with such heavenly moves. I was like… 1119 00:55:31,792 --> 00:55:33,375 I was in heaven, Tina! 1120 00:55:35,625 --> 00:55:37,042 I finally had an orgasm! 1121 00:55:37,125 --> 00:55:38,125 What! 1122 00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:42,250 Sorry. 1123 00:55:43,458 --> 00:55:44,458 I told you. 1124 00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:46,917 I told you Jeevan is the don of sex. 1125 00:55:47,792 --> 00:55:50,042 What position did you surrender in? 1126 00:55:50,125 --> 00:55:51,875 The nation wants to know! 1127 00:55:51,958 --> 00:55:53,417 I am not sure! 1128 00:55:53,500 --> 00:55:55,500 Bro, did it happen once or multiple? 1129 00:55:55,583 --> 00:55:56,625 And how long did he last? 1130 00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:04,250 Did he cuddle you? 1131 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,417 Were my DVDs helpful? 1132 00:56:08,750 --> 00:56:09,750 Cool. 1133 00:56:09,833 --> 00:56:11,042 Did you use the condom or not? 1134 00:56:11,125 --> 00:56:12,684 Or did you keep going in the spur of the moment? 1135 00:56:12,708 --> 00:56:14,833 And hats off to Jeevan. 1136 00:56:14,917 --> 00:56:15,750 Jeevan! 1137 00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:17,042 - Who's the one? - Jeevan! 1138 00:56:17,125 --> 00:56:19,625 - Who's the one? - Jeevan! 1139 00:56:19,708 --> 00:56:21,417 I'm not sure, guys! 1140 00:56:23,958 --> 00:56:25,167 I am not sure. 1141 00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:27,875 Was it Jeevan, or… 1142 00:56:28,083 --> 00:56:30,417 I am not sure. 1143 00:56:36,167 --> 00:56:37,458 It has to be Jeevan. 1144 00:56:37,542 --> 00:56:39,083 You were stuck to him like glue. 1145 00:56:39,250 --> 00:56:40,250 I saw it. 1146 00:56:40,458 --> 00:56:42,333 She was also glued to the Professor! 1147 00:56:42,792 --> 00:56:44,375 And also with Arjun. 1148 00:56:44,667 --> 00:56:45,875 Well, don't forget Rahul. 1149 00:56:46,167 --> 00:56:48,000 And also with that sweet vendor. So what? 1150 00:56:48,083 --> 00:56:49,083 With who? 1151 00:56:49,917 --> 00:56:50,917 Well… 1152 00:56:52,167 --> 00:56:53,208 Gopal! 1153 00:56:55,750 --> 00:56:56,750 I wanna have some sugar! 1154 00:56:59,042 --> 00:57:00,292 Gopal! 1155 00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:03,264 Looks like Gopal got some sugar last night. 1156 00:57:03,542 --> 00:57:05,208 Shut up! Idiot. 1157 00:57:05,583 --> 00:57:07,792 She is a sucker for drama, and you are fueling the fire. 1158 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,833 Kanu, it has to be Jeevan! 1159 00:57:09,917 --> 00:57:12,500 He took the room key from me last night. 1160 00:57:13,042 --> 00:57:14,583 He indulged in pre-marital sex. 1161 00:57:15,292 --> 00:57:16,125 Right? 1162 00:57:16,208 --> 00:57:18,542 Jeevan has done what no one in your life could do. 1163 00:57:18,625 --> 00:57:20,125 And instead of revering him, 1164 00:57:20,250 --> 00:57:21,417 you are dismissing him. 1165 00:57:22,208 --> 00:57:23,917 Heartless! 1166 00:57:29,375 --> 00:57:31,167 You're right, I'm heartless. 1167 00:57:31,292 --> 00:57:32,292 Yes. 1168 00:57:32,417 --> 00:57:33,917 - I'm heartless. - Yeah. 1169 00:57:34,667 --> 00:57:36,208 - It has to be Jeevan. - Yes. 1170 00:57:36,292 --> 00:57:37,417 - Right? - Of course. 1171 00:57:37,833 --> 00:57:38,833 Okay, let's go. 1172 00:57:39,667 --> 00:57:40,500 Go where? 1173 00:57:40,583 --> 00:57:41,667 - Come on. - But where? 1174 00:57:41,750 --> 00:57:42,958 - Hurry! - Yeah, okay. 1175 00:57:46,458 --> 00:57:47,625 - Yo, Jeevika. - Hey! 1176 00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:50,458 Sister-in-law? So early in the morning? 1177 00:57:50,542 --> 00:57:51,542 Where's my Jeevan? 1178 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,000 You aren't tired, I see. 1179 00:57:54,417 --> 00:57:55,458 No, thanks. 1180 00:57:56,625 --> 00:57:58,125 - I told you… - Hello, Auntie. 1181 00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:00,917 Bless you and always be happy! 1182 00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:04,167 You set the dance floor on fire last night. 1183 00:58:05,250 --> 00:58:06,250 Auntie, where's Jeevan? 1184 00:58:06,625 --> 00:58:07,826 - He's sleeping upstairs. - Okay. 1185 00:58:07,875 --> 00:58:08,875 - Wait up. - Yes? 1186 00:58:10,250 --> 00:58:12,667 Didn't you guys pull an all-nighter last night? 1187 00:58:12,750 --> 00:58:14,151 Mom, it wasn't just a late-nighter, 1188 00:58:14,375 --> 00:58:16,833 our prince came home early morning today! 1189 00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:38,167 Good morning, dear. 1190 00:58:38,250 --> 00:58:39,833 Good morning, dear. 1191 00:58:41,250 --> 00:58:42,542 Jeevan… 1192 00:58:43,375 --> 00:58:44,458 wake up. 1193 00:58:44,875 --> 00:58:46,083 Okay. 1194 00:58:47,083 --> 00:58:48,125 Good morning. 1195 00:58:50,208 --> 00:58:52,042 - Kanika? - Jeevan. 1196 00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:55,500 Now just concentrate on this, okay? 1197 00:58:55,792 --> 00:58:57,833 I didn't register anything last night. 1198 00:58:58,417 --> 00:59:01,042 Seems like you are still tipsy. 1199 00:59:01,208 --> 00:59:03,625 Call me tipsy if you like, but I want to reach heaven again. 1200 00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:06,375 So, let loose now. 1201 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,500 And let's loosen these clothes. 1202 00:59:14,125 --> 00:59:15,167 Hold on, dear. 1203 00:59:15,583 --> 00:59:16,417 Mom! 1204 00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:18,000 Don't hold it in, Jeevan. 1205 00:59:18,458 --> 00:59:20,058 You made me reach the closest to heaven. 1206 00:59:20,375 --> 00:59:21,643 - Can't hold on now. - What happened? 1207 00:59:21,667 --> 00:59:23,333 Oh, my God! Kanika! 1208 00:59:25,583 --> 00:59:26,958 Kanika. Oh, my God! 1209 00:59:28,292 --> 00:59:29,500 Kanika, yes! 1210 01:00:39,500 --> 01:00:40,500 Thanks. 1211 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:45,000 It's the… 1212 01:00:46,958 --> 01:00:48,708 first time we got this far, 1213 01:00:49,458 --> 01:00:50,458 so… 1214 01:00:52,708 --> 01:00:53,708 I couldn't control it. 1215 01:00:55,042 --> 01:00:58,083 But what about last night? 1216 01:00:59,333 --> 01:01:00,333 No… 1217 01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:03,208 you were dropping hints all night. 1218 01:01:04,375 --> 01:01:05,375 But then suddenly, 1219 01:01:05,625 --> 01:01:06,825 you took the room key from me… 1220 01:01:07,625 --> 01:01:08,865 and disappeared into the night. 1221 01:01:12,625 --> 01:01:13,625 Are you upset with me? 1222 01:01:16,417 --> 01:01:17,417 No, Jeevan. 1223 01:01:18,333 --> 01:01:21,917 I have gotten so used to being naughty with you in my dreams. 1224 01:01:23,667 --> 01:01:25,750 This was finally happening for real… 1225 01:01:27,583 --> 01:01:28,583 and I couldn't hold back. 1226 01:01:41,458 --> 01:01:43,250 Jeevan, can I give you a hug? 1227 01:01:51,625 --> 01:01:54,458 Didn't ask for permission while being naughty. 1228 01:01:55,792 --> 01:01:57,792 You are a cheater! 1229 01:02:08,083 --> 01:02:09,083 I love you. 1230 01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:18,708 What the hell is happening here? 1231 01:02:19,708 --> 01:02:22,167 You've slept with someone else on your engagement night. 1232 01:02:23,083 --> 01:02:25,044 So you're definitely not attracted to your fiance. 1233 01:02:25,083 --> 01:02:26,708 - Then, why the drama? - Hold on a second. 1234 01:02:27,333 --> 01:02:28,625 Men do it all the time. 1235 01:02:28,708 --> 01:02:30,851 At their bachelor parties, they leave no stone unturned, 1236 01:02:30,875 --> 01:02:33,636 and then they show up at their own wedding like nothing ever happened. 1237 01:02:34,250 --> 01:02:35,250 It's a tradition. 1238 01:02:35,667 --> 01:02:37,101 Our girl has lived up to it, that's it. 1239 01:02:37,125 --> 01:02:40,708 Kanu, you've gotten engaged now, 1240 01:02:40,958 --> 01:02:41,958 in your stubbornness. 1241 01:02:42,167 --> 01:02:43,167 But why get married? 1242 01:02:43,917 --> 01:02:46,226 You just want a tick mark, that's it. Isn't that the end goal? 1243 01:02:46,250 --> 01:02:47,500 Yes, I want a tick mark. 1244 01:02:48,167 --> 01:02:49,333 I want to get married, okay? 1245 01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:53,583 I don't want to end up like Dr. Kapoor. 1246 01:03:01,458 --> 01:03:03,375 I am not going to find a man better than Jeevan. 1247 01:03:03,458 --> 01:03:04,583 Let's just accept it. 1248 01:03:05,958 --> 01:03:07,125 I'm not letting go of him. 1249 01:03:07,667 --> 01:03:08,667 Pass me that. 1250 01:03:09,542 --> 01:03:11,417 But we have to solve this mystery. 1251 01:03:11,708 --> 01:03:14,417 With Delhi aunties around, gossip will spread like wildfire. 1252 01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:16,250 Trust me. 1253 01:03:18,375 --> 01:03:19,958 Yeah, fine, I'm in. 1254 01:03:20,792 --> 01:03:22,208 Make it or break it. 1255 01:03:23,083 --> 01:03:24,083 Thanks. 1256 01:03:24,750 --> 01:03:26,031 Find the hotel manager's number. 1257 01:03:26,083 --> 01:03:26,917 Let's check the CCTV. 1258 01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:28,101 And what will you say to him? 1259 01:03:28,125 --> 01:03:29,125 "Groom and whom?" 1260 01:03:30,917 --> 01:03:31,917 Guys, 1261 01:03:32,417 --> 01:03:34,083 the man who has given the orgasm 1262 01:03:34,542 --> 01:03:36,542 must have given a special gift, too. 1263 01:03:37,250 --> 01:03:38,333 Let's open the gifts. 1264 01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:40,917 Guys, Rahul. 1265 01:03:42,292 --> 01:03:44,458 He's given a check. He's the best. 1266 01:03:44,542 --> 01:03:45,542 Amount? 1267 01:03:45,708 --> 01:03:46,958 Guys, one lakh. 1268 01:03:48,708 --> 01:03:49,708 Bro, 1269 01:03:49,833 --> 01:03:51,750 Arjun gave you a mixer grinder. 1270 01:03:51,833 --> 01:03:53,476 But the most boring of all is the Professor. 1271 01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:54,583 He's palmed off a book. 1272 01:03:54,667 --> 01:03:55,667 Cheapskate! 1273 01:03:56,083 --> 01:03:58,542 - This one's empty. Look at it. - So cheap! 1274 01:03:58,625 --> 01:04:01,000 - Who gave this? - Some people just come to eat! 1275 01:04:01,083 --> 01:04:02,184 Don't you remember my wedding? 1276 01:04:02,208 --> 01:04:07,375 My heart longs for those moments 1277 01:04:08,458 --> 01:04:13,167 When I just sit thinking of my beloved 1278 01:04:13,250 --> 01:04:18,208 My heart longs for those moments 1279 01:04:19,333 --> 01:04:23,458 When I just sit thinking of my beloved 1280 01:04:24,167 --> 01:04:29,000 I get lost in her thoughts For hours together 1281 01:04:29,208 --> 01:04:32,167 "It's enough for me. 1282 01:04:32,792 --> 01:04:34,542 You wouldn't accept it, 1283 01:04:34,625 --> 01:04:36,583 but you know that 1284 01:04:36,667 --> 01:04:37,976 somewhere, something is still unresolved." 1285 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,167 Wow, Professor, so romantic. 1286 01:04:40,250 --> 01:04:41,833 Read it till the end, my beloved. 1287 01:04:42,583 --> 01:04:44,292 Had Gupta not popped up that day, 1288 01:04:44,792 --> 01:04:45,917 then that engagement ring… 1289 01:04:46,292 --> 01:04:47,292 would have been mine. 1290 01:04:48,417 --> 01:04:51,625 Things can still change, Professor. 1291 01:04:51,750 --> 01:04:52,750 Right? 1292 01:05:02,917 --> 01:05:04,833 -Professor has rewritten history! - Now? 1293 01:05:10,750 --> 01:05:13,070 But how did these feelings sprout back after so many years? 1294 01:05:13,167 --> 01:05:15,607 When we were together, absolutely zilch! And now they're back? 1295 01:05:15,750 --> 01:05:19,208 Guys, even Veer found Zara again after 14 years! Right? 1296 01:05:19,792 --> 01:05:21,583 But Professor has a 30-year-old son! 1297 01:05:22,083 --> 01:05:23,083 A hot son. 1298 01:05:23,542 --> 01:05:24,542 Exactly! 1299 01:05:25,542 --> 01:05:26,542 What will he call me? 1300 01:05:27,458 --> 01:05:28,458 Mommy Junior? 1301 01:05:28,500 --> 01:05:33,000 He's considered the king of songs. He's the ageless poet Gulzar. 1302 01:05:33,083 --> 01:05:37,375 Now some classics written by him, 1303 01:05:37,458 --> 01:05:41,667 and some songs in his own voice. 1304 01:05:45,625 --> 01:05:50,000 My heart longs for those moments 1305 01:05:50,833 --> 01:05:52,208 What if this is destiny? 1306 01:05:52,750 --> 01:05:56,125 What if Professor Shekhar is your prince charming? 1307 01:05:57,458 --> 01:05:59,417 Increase the volume for Mommy Junior! 1308 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:04,083 When I just sit thinking of my beloved 1309 01:06:04,542 --> 01:06:08,792 I get lost in her thoughts 1310 01:06:09,250 --> 01:06:13,625 For hours together 1311 01:06:13,708 --> 01:06:18,042 My heart longs for those moments 1312 01:06:18,708 --> 01:06:23,208 When I just sit thinking of my beloved 1313 01:06:23,292 --> 01:06:28,458 My heart longs for those moments 1314 01:06:40,708 --> 01:06:42,917 What should I say now? 1315 01:06:43,542 --> 01:06:45,958 Exemplar, beautiful. 1316 01:06:46,708 --> 01:06:48,250 I wish I could kiss you. 1317 01:06:49,292 --> 01:06:50,292 Professor! 1318 01:06:52,042 --> 01:06:53,125 Kanika Didi? 1319 01:06:54,208 --> 01:06:55,083 Rushi? 1320 01:06:55,167 --> 01:06:57,875 Oh, my darling! What a surprise! 1321 01:06:58,583 --> 01:06:59,667 Didi! 1322 01:06:59,958 --> 01:07:00,958 But… 1323 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,000 Same? 1324 01:07:03,167 --> 01:07:04,167 Oh! 1325 01:07:05,958 --> 01:07:07,042 I'm… 1326 01:07:07,292 --> 01:07:09,500 - Well… - Oh! I'm… 1327 01:07:09,833 --> 01:07:12,625 Fuck! I'm just so… 1328 01:07:12,708 --> 01:07:13,708 I'm… 1329 01:07:15,375 --> 01:07:16,458 - I'll be back. - Sorry! 1330 01:07:17,708 --> 01:07:19,148 Kanika, give me a chance to explain. 1331 01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:26,750 I thought at least you'd understand the pain of loneliness. 1332 01:07:28,583 --> 01:07:29,583 What happened? 1333 01:07:30,167 --> 01:07:31,167 Nothing. This is for you. 1334 01:07:31,583 --> 01:07:33,458 - She forgot her book. - You keep both. 1335 01:07:33,542 --> 01:07:34,708 Shall I serve lunch? 1336 01:07:34,792 --> 01:07:36,250 And will the young girl also eat? 1337 01:07:36,333 --> 01:07:37,542 Yes, she will also eat. 1338 01:07:38,542 --> 01:07:41,042 Guys, it wasn't the Professor. 1339 01:07:41,500 --> 01:07:42,500 - We know. - We know. 1340 01:07:42,583 --> 01:07:43,583 How? 1341 01:07:43,792 --> 01:07:44,792 Take a look. 1342 01:07:46,917 --> 01:07:48,708 Come on, let's go to Gurgaon. 1343 01:07:49,875 --> 01:07:51,208 - No. - Yes. 1344 01:07:51,292 --> 01:07:52,583 - No. - Yes. 1345 01:07:55,542 --> 01:07:57,042 I am unbelievable! 1346 01:07:58,833 --> 01:08:01,375 What's this secret den where he asked us to meet? 1347 01:08:02,042 --> 01:08:03,708 He's a total party animal, dude! 1348 01:08:35,792 --> 01:08:42,542 I have come from An unknown land of secrets 1349 01:08:44,417 --> 01:08:51,375 I bring stories of spring from there 1350 01:08:52,917 --> 01:08:56,750 Don't touch me, stay away 1351 01:08:58,208 --> 01:08:59,875 I'm a fairy! 1352 01:09:02,458 --> 01:09:04,750 I'm a fairy! 1353 01:09:06,625 --> 01:09:10,292 Don't touch me, stay away 1354 01:09:11,917 --> 01:09:17,792 I wish someone would come in my arms And take these secrets from me 1355 01:09:20,375 --> 01:09:26,333 I wish someone could see through my eyes And understand these signs 1356 01:09:28,875 --> 01:09:32,792 Don't touch me, stay away 1357 01:09:36,292 --> 01:09:38,208 I'm a fairy! 1358 01:09:40,542 --> 01:09:43,042 I'm a fairy! 1359 01:09:44,708 --> 01:09:47,833 Don't touch me, stay away 1360 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,792 I'm a fairy! 1361 01:09:53,292 --> 01:09:58,042 I'm a fairy! 1362 01:10:08,042 --> 01:10:10,000 Yo, I came out to you last night. 1363 01:10:10,583 --> 01:10:13,458 You were the one who said, "I accept you for who you are! 1364 01:10:13,917 --> 01:10:15,500 No matter what." 1365 01:10:15,667 --> 01:10:17,208 And then we were dancing on the table. 1366 01:10:17,667 --> 01:10:18,833 "Ghungroo toot gaye." 1367 01:10:20,833 --> 01:10:21,833 Kanika, 1368 01:10:22,333 --> 01:10:23,542 you don't remember anything? 1369 01:10:24,917 --> 01:10:26,500 Even today, 1370 01:10:27,250 --> 01:10:28,410 memory loss after two drinks? 1371 01:10:33,250 --> 01:10:34,250 Rahul. 1372 01:10:34,917 --> 01:10:35,917 Anjali. 1373 01:10:36,417 --> 01:10:38,292 All that I see happening with you… 1374 01:10:41,125 --> 01:10:43,458 did it happen before me or after me? 1375 01:10:44,167 --> 01:10:45,167 I think… 1376 01:10:45,708 --> 01:10:46,833 I think during. 1377 01:10:46,958 --> 01:10:49,292 - During! - Hey! 1378 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,000 Listen, 1379 01:10:55,667 --> 01:10:56,667 we need to talk. 1380 01:10:56,792 --> 01:10:58,667 - Sorry, I'm getting ready. - Yeah. 1381 01:11:01,750 --> 01:11:03,125 I thought you'd figure it out. 1382 01:11:03,958 --> 01:11:05,083 You'd leave me. 1383 01:11:07,375 --> 01:11:10,125 But your self-doubt surpassed even my self-doubt. 1384 01:11:13,625 --> 01:11:15,042 That means it wasn't you as well. 1385 01:11:15,333 --> 01:11:16,333 Wasn't? 1386 01:11:16,458 --> 01:11:17,458 But where? 1387 01:11:20,333 --> 01:11:21,583 Last night… 1388 01:11:23,250 --> 01:11:25,208 I did it with someone else. 1389 01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:26,500 Did what? 1390 01:11:26,792 --> 01:11:27,917 Sex. 1391 01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:34,125 Shit, and you won't remember who. 1392 01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:38,500 I think you need a shot, girl. 1393 01:11:40,042 --> 01:11:41,708 Cheers! 1394 01:11:44,042 --> 01:11:45,208 I love this track. 1395 01:11:46,333 --> 01:11:48,875 Bro, how much time will you take? 1396 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:50,667 Can't you make one drink quickly? 1397 01:11:52,500 --> 01:11:53,500 Kanika Didi? 1398 01:11:54,792 --> 01:11:56,375 What are the chances? 1399 01:11:56,958 --> 01:11:57,958 You are here as well. 1400 01:11:58,042 --> 01:11:59,417 I'm happiness. 1401 01:11:59,542 --> 01:12:00,792 I'm everywhere. 1402 01:12:02,042 --> 01:12:02,958 Yes, babe! 1403 01:12:03,042 --> 01:12:05,500 Isn't she a sweetheart? 1404 01:12:05,917 --> 01:12:07,542 I just had to invite her. 1405 01:12:08,042 --> 01:12:12,208 All the sexiest ladies in the house! 1406 01:12:12,292 --> 01:12:14,333 - Look at her, not at me! - Yes. 1407 01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:15,500 Cheers. 1408 01:12:17,125 --> 01:12:18,708 What happened? Tell me. 1409 01:12:19,375 --> 01:12:20,708 I ain't no sexy girl! 1410 01:12:21,125 --> 01:12:25,292 Listen, I think you're one of the most gorgeous and sexiest women in the world! 1411 01:12:25,625 --> 01:12:28,083 That's why you swung the other way completely? 1412 01:12:28,292 --> 01:12:29,833 Listen, if you were not you, 1413 01:12:30,458 --> 01:12:31,542 I wouldn't be me! 1414 01:12:33,792 --> 01:12:34,958 Mumma! 1415 01:12:36,958 --> 01:12:38,208 So grumpy! 1416 01:12:38,375 --> 01:12:40,083 Last night, you were on a roll. 1417 01:12:40,375 --> 01:12:42,375 You were glowing! 1418 01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:44,309 - I was really off my rocker last night. - Yesterday… 1419 01:12:44,333 --> 01:12:46,833 - Last night she slept with someone else. - Really? 1420 01:12:47,625 --> 01:12:50,042 Come on. Why are you stressing? 1421 01:12:50,125 --> 01:12:53,042 It's just sex. Nothing to kill yourself over! 1422 01:12:53,333 --> 01:12:55,375 I know the timing is a bit off. 1423 01:12:55,458 --> 01:12:56,792 No, bro! 1424 01:12:57,208 --> 01:13:00,167 First time in my life, my timing was bang on. 1425 01:13:00,458 --> 01:13:01,458 Not off at all! 1426 01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:02,750 First time in my life… 1427 01:13:04,417 --> 01:13:07,083 For the very first time, I got the timing right. 1428 01:13:07,375 --> 01:13:09,667 What? Does that mean you… 1429 01:13:10,583 --> 01:13:11,917 She won the gold medal. 1430 01:13:12,292 --> 01:13:14,208 Finally, some idiot cracked it. 1431 01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:17,190 Why didn't you ever say this before? 1432 01:13:17,250 --> 01:13:19,375 How was I to know that you're also a sister? 1433 01:13:19,458 --> 01:13:21,292 Hello, bitches! 1434 01:13:21,375 --> 01:13:22,833 Let's go! 1435 01:13:23,792 --> 01:13:24,875 Listen, 1436 01:13:25,167 --> 01:13:27,458 why didn't you ever tell any of your boyfriends this? 1437 01:13:27,542 --> 01:13:29,500 Who tells the boyfriend? 1438 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,208 And you know how boys are. 1439 01:13:32,958 --> 01:13:35,208 They make everything about themselves. 1440 01:13:35,292 --> 01:13:36,708 And it is, honey. 1441 01:13:36,792 --> 01:13:39,792 These guys don't have a clue what to do. 1442 01:13:39,917 --> 01:13:42,083 We sisters have to beg to be pleased. 1443 01:13:42,167 --> 01:13:43,167 Just like this. 1444 01:13:43,917 --> 01:13:46,542 Give me some fun, for heaven's sake! 1445 01:13:48,083 --> 01:13:49,875 Let's go, bitches! 1446 01:13:52,417 --> 01:13:56,125 So you're sure that Jeevan wasn't the one who "won"? 1447 01:13:56,917 --> 01:13:58,083 Don't be sick! 1448 01:14:00,875 --> 01:14:01,875 And that Professor! 1449 01:14:02,208 --> 01:14:04,042 He fled leaving you alone on the hotel trolley 1450 01:14:04,250 --> 01:14:05,333 to go and see Rushi! 1451 01:14:05,917 --> 01:14:07,167 "Kanika Didi. 1452 01:14:08,042 --> 01:14:09,458 I am happiness. 1453 01:14:09,708 --> 01:14:11,125 I'm everywhere!" 1454 01:14:12,375 --> 01:14:14,500 But who was the one who gave me this happiness? 1455 01:14:16,917 --> 01:14:18,500 Arjun! 1456 01:14:18,792 --> 01:14:20,875 - It wasn't Arjun! - How the fuck do you know? 1457 01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:23,875 Trust me, 1458 01:14:24,917 --> 01:14:25,958 I know. 1459 01:14:28,542 --> 01:14:30,458 - No! - Yes. 1460 01:14:31,083 --> 01:14:32,958 - No! - Yes. 1461 01:14:33,042 --> 01:14:35,833 - No! - Yes! Yes. 1462 01:14:36,083 --> 01:14:37,583 Arjun?! 1463 01:14:48,250 --> 01:14:49,250 Fuck! 1464 01:14:49,500 --> 01:14:50,958 What have you dumped in this? 1465 01:14:52,167 --> 01:14:53,167 Anjali. 1466 01:14:56,958 --> 01:14:57,958 I have one for you. 1467 01:14:58,542 --> 01:15:01,042 I'm not gonna "drag" this. 1468 01:15:02,667 --> 01:15:04,417 My sense of humor is too good. 1469 01:15:04,667 --> 01:15:06,333 I should be a stand-up comedian. 1470 01:15:09,333 --> 01:15:11,333 I want to see you at the wedding. You have to come. 1471 01:15:12,500 --> 01:15:14,250 If I don't come, will you cancel it? 1472 01:15:16,875 --> 01:15:18,750 Now that you have decided to live the lie, 1473 01:15:18,833 --> 01:15:19,917 then live it happily. 1474 01:15:23,083 --> 01:15:24,583 You aren't living your truth either! 1475 01:15:24,833 --> 01:15:25,667 Correct. 1476 01:15:25,792 --> 01:15:26,917 And I'm not proud of it. 1477 01:15:27,667 --> 01:15:29,292 If I had the slightest option, 1478 01:15:29,375 --> 01:15:30,500 I'd choose to be me… 1479 01:15:31,625 --> 01:15:32,625 24/7. 1480 01:15:34,208 --> 01:15:36,000 You have a choice. 1481 01:15:36,667 --> 01:15:38,792 That's why I want to slap some sense into you. 1482 01:15:52,042 --> 01:15:53,042 Hey! 1483 01:15:57,167 --> 01:15:58,375 Thank you for coming! 1484 01:16:01,542 --> 01:16:02,792 Your turn to come now. 1485 01:16:17,375 --> 01:16:18,958 Loser Kanika! 1486 01:16:23,958 --> 01:16:24,958 We meet again. 1487 01:16:25,625 --> 01:16:26,625 Listen, Neha… 1488 01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:29,500 I'm begging you, 1489 01:16:29,583 --> 01:16:31,042 please don't trouble me today. 1490 01:16:31,125 --> 01:16:32,917 Why not today, bitch? 1491 01:16:33,625 --> 01:16:35,667 Where was the after-party? 1492 01:16:37,125 --> 01:16:39,542 Your friend Pallavi said room 602. 1493 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:41,583 Devyani and I came up. 1494 01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:48,375 We kept knocking, kept knocking. 1495 01:16:53,292 --> 01:16:55,083 Then we called Pallavi. 1496 01:16:55,958 --> 01:16:56,958 She didn't answer. 1497 01:16:58,625 --> 01:17:01,125 - Then? - We said, "Let's bounce, then." 1498 01:17:04,833 --> 01:17:07,083 And then all of a sudden the room door opened. 1499 01:17:34,208 --> 01:17:37,667 We said, "Fine, enjoy without us." 1500 01:17:37,750 --> 01:17:40,625 You were really out there today! 1501 01:17:41,042 --> 01:17:43,417 I just saw the professor running down the corridor. 1502 01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:46,667 Today I can have fun. It's the last day. 1503 01:18:19,958 --> 01:18:21,958 And that Weirdo Karan of yours, 1504 01:18:22,667 --> 01:18:24,792 he was puking around the lift. 1505 01:18:24,875 --> 01:18:27,125 And what exactly were you two doing inside? 1506 01:18:36,458 --> 01:18:37,875 Fucking answer! 1507 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,208 Fucking answer! 1508 01:18:39,667 --> 01:18:41,833 Pick up the goddamn phone, Pallavi. 1509 01:18:42,708 --> 01:18:44,000 Fuck it! I can't do this. 1510 01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:46,292 I just can't. 1511 01:18:47,292 --> 01:18:49,625 I can't do this. 1512 01:18:49,750 --> 01:18:50,750 No, no, no. 1513 01:18:53,292 --> 01:18:55,083 Pallavi, listen. 1514 01:18:55,792 --> 01:18:56,851 At last night's after-party, 1515 01:18:56,875 --> 01:18:58,958 Tina and you were also there with Karan and me? 1516 01:18:59,750 --> 01:19:02,167 Wasn't last night's after-party canceled? 1517 01:19:02,375 --> 01:19:05,167 Fuck! 1518 01:19:08,500 --> 01:19:09,708 Yes, Jeevan. 1519 01:19:10,250 --> 01:19:11,833 The whole night was like a party, 1520 01:19:11,917 --> 01:19:13,292 so I got confused. 1521 01:19:14,167 --> 01:19:15,458 Did you call by mistake? 1522 01:19:16,042 --> 01:19:17,250 No, I made a mistake. 1523 01:19:18,208 --> 01:19:20,833 After this morning's episode, I tried calling you so many times. 1524 01:19:21,792 --> 01:19:23,917 But didn't hear from you. No message, 1525 01:19:24,542 --> 01:19:25,375 no forward. 1526 01:19:25,500 --> 01:19:27,542 When have I ever sent you a forward? 1527 01:19:27,708 --> 01:19:29,208 That's also true. 1528 01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:32,458 I'm a little out of it right now. 1529 01:19:33,750 --> 01:19:36,292 Please, can I call you later? 1530 01:19:36,375 --> 01:19:37,375 Dear, listen, 1531 01:19:37,667 --> 01:19:39,708 just check my display picture at least. 1532 01:19:40,125 --> 01:19:41,042 Why? 1533 01:19:41,125 --> 01:19:42,125 Karan sent it to me. 1534 01:19:51,917 --> 01:19:53,042 You look so cute in this. 1535 01:19:53,667 --> 01:19:55,351 And look at you digging your favorite pizza, 1536 01:19:55,375 --> 01:19:56,417 I was the one who sent it. 1537 01:19:58,625 --> 01:19:59,625 But… 1538 01:20:00,292 --> 01:20:02,000 when did you both click this? 1539 01:20:03,875 --> 01:20:04,875 And… 1540 01:20:05,792 --> 01:20:07,917 whose shoes are you wearing, dear? 1541 01:20:11,583 --> 01:20:13,250 Yeah, there we go! 1542 01:20:14,417 --> 01:20:15,458 - Show me. - Wait. 1543 01:20:15,667 --> 01:20:16,917 - Show me. - Wait… 1544 01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:18,167 Such a good photo. 1545 01:20:18,250 --> 01:20:20,583 It's crap, Karan. 1546 01:20:20,833 --> 01:20:21,708 You're unbelievable! 1547 01:20:21,792 --> 01:20:24,167 By the way, you know what they say about big feet! 1548 01:20:24,917 --> 01:20:27,167 Pallavi must be milking it! 1549 01:20:28,542 --> 01:20:29,768 But should I tell you something? 1550 01:20:29,792 --> 01:20:30,792 Yeah? 1551 01:20:31,083 --> 01:20:32,167 Pallavi and you, 1552 01:20:32,250 --> 01:20:35,250 at the garden picnic, fought really badly. 1553 01:20:36,708 --> 01:20:39,667 Like cats and dogs. 1554 01:20:39,750 --> 01:20:40,750 Losers! 1555 01:20:41,417 --> 01:20:42,417 What's going on? 1556 01:20:45,208 --> 01:20:48,458 Your friend Pallavi has turned me into a project, for God's sake! 1557 01:20:49,417 --> 01:20:50,708 "If you change this, 1558 01:20:50,917 --> 01:20:52,000 you can do better." 1559 01:20:52,083 --> 01:20:53,333 Is she my wife or a rehab? 1560 01:20:55,667 --> 01:20:57,917 Even if I were thinner, it wouldn't matter to her. 1561 01:20:58,958 --> 01:20:59,958 She's a psycho! 1562 01:21:00,250 --> 01:21:01,250 But listen, 1563 01:21:01,875 --> 01:21:03,500 please don't do all this after marriage. 1564 01:21:04,083 --> 01:21:07,000 Don't try to fix Jeevan like a project. 1565 01:21:07,083 --> 01:21:08,333 You must be crazy. 1566 01:21:08,958 --> 01:21:11,625 How can I make Jeevan a project? 1567 01:21:12,333 --> 01:21:14,667 I hope he makes me his project. 1568 01:21:15,500 --> 01:21:17,125 What did they call me in school? 1569 01:21:18,833 --> 01:21:20,042 First, virgin. 1570 01:21:21,542 --> 01:21:22,542 Then, 1571 01:21:23,167 --> 01:21:24,167 slut. 1572 01:21:24,792 --> 01:21:25,792 Then, 1573 01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:27,000 vanilla. 1574 01:21:27,125 --> 01:21:28,167 To hell with that! 1575 01:21:29,250 --> 01:21:31,833 First time in my life, I'm getting respect. 1576 01:21:33,250 --> 01:21:34,250 First time. 1577 01:21:35,792 --> 01:21:37,750 That's why we get along. 1578 01:21:38,542 --> 01:21:40,750 I know we lost touch for a few years. 1579 01:21:41,042 --> 01:21:42,083 But who are we? 1580 01:21:42,375 --> 01:21:43,667 - Who? - Mediocre! 1581 01:21:44,667 --> 01:21:47,250 Broken confidence. 1582 01:21:47,333 --> 01:21:48,333 Yes. 1583 01:21:48,750 --> 01:21:51,417 Yet both of us aim for the stars. 1584 01:21:51,500 --> 01:21:54,708 Hoping that a superhero, a superheroine will come to rescue us. 1585 01:21:54,792 --> 01:21:56,167 Correct! Losers. 1586 01:21:56,250 --> 01:21:57,250 Correct. 1587 01:21:57,333 --> 01:21:58,333 Now, ask me, 1588 01:21:58,917 --> 01:22:00,042 who is Kanika Kapoor? 1589 01:22:00,292 --> 01:22:01,375 Who is Kanika Kapoor? 1590 01:22:02,250 --> 01:22:03,667 You are a strong woman. 1591 01:22:03,750 --> 01:22:04,768 - I'm a strong woman? - Of course. 1592 01:22:04,792 --> 01:22:06,167 - Hearty! - You must be joking. 1593 01:22:06,250 --> 01:22:07,250 Funny! 1594 01:22:08,250 --> 01:22:09,450 You are a little sexy as well. 1595 01:22:15,833 --> 01:22:17,500 Are you hitting on me? 1596 01:22:17,583 --> 01:22:19,792 You said it's your last day today, so just trying… 1597 01:22:20,667 --> 01:22:21,667 Humpty Dumpty! 1598 01:22:22,542 --> 01:22:23,542 Don't eat that. 1599 01:22:23,833 --> 01:22:25,875 - But where are you off to? - Shit! 1600 01:22:25,958 --> 01:22:26,958 Had a great fall? 1601 01:22:41,333 --> 01:22:43,500 Look at her eyes! 1602 01:22:44,333 --> 01:22:45,333 She must be drunk! 1603 01:22:45,750 --> 01:22:46,917 Call the cops! 1604 01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:54,708 I'll file a drink-and-drive case against this woman! 1605 01:22:55,375 --> 01:22:57,083 Just calm down. 1606 01:22:57,167 --> 01:23:01,208 -Isn't it a cruel joke? - Spare her. Let's settle this. 1607 01:23:01,583 --> 01:23:03,000 Try to understand. 1608 01:23:03,583 --> 01:23:08,458 - For years, I walked alone, safely - Is this her bag? 1609 01:23:09,833 --> 01:23:15,917 - I want to be yours - You're a smart man. Please leave. 1610 01:23:16,375 --> 01:23:19,708 Till I keep breathing 1611 01:23:19,792 --> 01:23:23,750 Just yours 1612 01:23:23,833 --> 01:23:29,208 This is not me Believe me 1613 01:23:29,542 --> 01:23:31,042 Look 1614 01:23:31,417 --> 01:23:38,292 I'm laughing at myself as well! 1615 01:23:40,208 --> 01:23:44,833 You laugh too At me 1616 01:23:46,375 --> 01:23:51,500 I want to keep tripping 1617 01:23:52,917 --> 01:23:57,833 Lose myself, forget myself 1618 01:23:58,875 --> 01:24:00,417 This is not for me, Jeevan. 1619 01:24:13,500 --> 01:24:17,125 Isn't it a cruel joke? 1620 01:24:21,667 --> 01:24:23,333 Jeevan, tea? 1621 01:24:27,625 --> 01:24:29,917 You have done nothing wrong. 1622 01:24:34,625 --> 01:24:37,125 You are a good man. 1623 01:24:37,208 --> 01:24:39,792 A very good soul, but… 1624 01:24:42,042 --> 01:24:44,125 I am not good for you. 1625 01:24:47,042 --> 01:24:48,333 Do whatever you feel like. 1626 01:24:48,792 --> 01:24:52,000 You can curse me as much as you like. 1627 01:24:52,083 --> 01:24:54,000 But I promise that after two years, 1628 01:24:54,083 --> 01:24:55,958 you'll be thanking me. 1629 01:25:00,458 --> 01:25:01,643 You won't find happiness with me. 1630 01:25:01,667 --> 01:25:02,833 I am happy even now! 1631 01:25:04,458 --> 01:25:05,539 What's the problem with me? 1632 01:25:06,375 --> 01:25:07,535 I own a first-class business, 1633 01:25:08,667 --> 01:25:09,667 I own a house, 1634 01:25:10,375 --> 01:25:11,375 I have a loving family. 1635 01:25:13,333 --> 01:25:14,893 I may not have those chiseled features, 1636 01:25:15,083 --> 01:25:16,875 but I have a strong personality. 1637 01:25:17,625 --> 01:25:18,667 I'll find someone. 1638 01:25:20,458 --> 01:25:21,500 Because of you, 1639 01:25:22,250 --> 01:25:23,931 I said no to six other marriage proposals. 1640 01:25:27,875 --> 01:25:29,917 The question is… what will you do? 1641 01:25:36,792 --> 01:25:40,000 Isn't it a cruel joke? 1642 01:25:43,250 --> 01:25:49,417 For years, I walked alone, safely 1643 01:25:52,417 --> 01:25:55,958 Isn't it a cruel joke? 1644 01:25:58,958 --> 01:26:05,167 Are you mimicking me? Or genuinely tripping too? 1645 01:26:05,542 --> 01:26:09,458 I can't believe this is happening 1646 01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:13,417 Next station, Subhash Nagar. 1647 01:26:21,542 --> 01:26:22,542 Yeah, Rabeya? 1648 01:26:23,250 --> 01:26:24,250 Auntie… 1649 01:26:27,250 --> 01:26:28,542 Rabeya, are you crying? 1650 01:26:30,500 --> 01:26:31,500 Hello? 1651 01:26:32,250 --> 01:26:33,542 Rabeya? Hello… 1652 01:26:34,083 --> 01:26:35,708 Rabeya, what's up? 1653 01:26:38,167 --> 01:26:39,500 Check your phone. 1654 01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:10,500 Rabeya? 1655 01:27:11,958 --> 01:27:12,958 That asshole… 1656 01:27:15,625 --> 01:27:16,875 he leaked it. 1657 01:27:20,625 --> 01:27:22,208 I'm getting broadcasted. 1658 01:27:23,917 --> 01:27:24,917 Baby… 1659 01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:28,250 Rabeya, don't worry about it. 1660 01:27:29,042 --> 01:27:31,167 He made a foolproof plan. 1661 01:27:31,333 --> 01:27:33,000 He chose the fucking timing. 1662 01:27:35,792 --> 01:27:37,958 I have to give a graduation speech today. 1663 01:27:38,042 --> 01:27:40,667 I'm getting the Board topper certificate today. 1664 01:27:43,917 --> 01:27:46,375 Mamma's saying she doesn't want to see my face. 1665 01:27:51,458 --> 01:27:53,458 I'm on fucking memes. 1666 01:27:55,875 --> 01:27:57,250 I've gone viral. 1667 01:28:00,792 --> 01:28:02,375 Rabeya, don't lose hope. 1668 01:28:02,750 --> 01:28:04,000 We will fix everything. 1669 01:28:04,083 --> 01:28:05,167 Just don't cry. 1670 01:28:05,708 --> 01:28:07,417 Rabeya, you're a strong girl. 1671 01:28:07,708 --> 01:28:09,000 You have to be strong. 1672 01:28:09,500 --> 01:28:11,042 You're a strong girl. Okay, Rabeya? 1673 01:28:15,250 --> 01:28:17,708 Everyone is calling me "Slutty Rabeya". 1674 01:28:37,542 --> 01:28:40,833 Tell us, how was Kanika in bed? 1675 01:28:40,917 --> 01:28:41,976 She ain't no fireworks for sure. 1676 01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:43,958 - She's a loser. - Why? 1677 01:28:44,042 --> 01:28:45,250 She is bland. 1678 01:28:45,333 --> 01:28:47,454 Touch her anywhere, she just lies there like a corpse. 1679 01:28:48,417 --> 01:28:50,042 "I won't do that, I won't do this." 1680 01:28:50,542 --> 01:28:52,583 She is a defective piece. 1681 01:28:52,667 --> 01:28:54,042 I swear, she's a bore. 1682 01:28:54,125 --> 01:28:56,125 - Is she that type of girl? - A lesbian? 1683 01:28:56,208 --> 01:28:58,250 Don't mind, but how did you not figure it out? 1684 01:28:58,500 --> 01:29:00,420 I mean she had a mustache since kindergarten. So… 1685 01:29:05,292 --> 01:29:10,667 My heart screams in pain 1686 01:29:11,292 --> 01:29:16,250 But is there anyone who can hear it? 1687 01:29:18,083 --> 01:29:23,292 No matter how much I try 1688 01:29:23,667 --> 01:29:29,083 I only get tears in return 1689 01:29:30,500 --> 01:29:35,042 There's only one face I see in front of my eyes 1690 01:29:35,292 --> 01:29:38,250 Of my shattered self 1691 01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:45,167 There's only one face I see in front of my eyes 1692 01:29:56,375 --> 01:30:01,875 I wonder why life is so painful 1693 01:30:02,500 --> 01:30:07,417 Why can't passing time be frozen Just for a moment? 1694 01:30:09,292 --> 01:30:14,250 It's inevitable 1695 01:30:15,292 --> 01:30:20,708 What's lost will never come back 1696 01:30:32,000 --> 01:30:34,083 You slept with my husband! 1697 01:30:34,458 --> 01:30:36,042 I have just seen you ruin it all! 1698 01:30:36,125 --> 01:30:37,833 - From the Hotel CCTV. - Pallavi! 1699 01:30:37,917 --> 01:30:39,875 - What is this behavior? - You fucking bitch! 1700 01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:41,208 - How dare you! - Leave her. 1701 01:30:42,333 --> 01:30:43,833 What is this rowdy behavior, Pallavi? 1702 01:30:43,917 --> 01:30:45,917 I learned it from your daughter. 1703 01:30:46,417 --> 01:30:47,292 What's the matter? 1704 01:30:47,375 --> 01:30:49,726 That's why you didn't want us to check the CCTV footage, Loser Kanika! 1705 01:30:49,750 --> 01:30:50,625 No, Pallavi. 1706 01:30:50,708 --> 01:30:52,184 There must be some misunderstanding, Pallavi. 1707 01:30:52,208 --> 01:30:55,208 I have been misunderstanding it all this while. 1708 01:30:55,333 --> 01:30:58,042 Twenty-five years of friendship was my misunderstanding. 1709 01:30:58,250 --> 01:30:59,417 Pallavi, please! 1710 01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:00,917 - Listen... - What did they say in school? 1711 01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:02,083 Don't say that, please. 1712 01:31:02,167 --> 01:31:05,667 That Kanika ain't built for relationships. 1713 01:31:05,750 --> 01:31:06,750 It's not in her! 1714 01:31:06,917 --> 01:31:08,250 They were right! 1715 01:31:10,250 --> 01:31:12,708 I had one wholesome relationship, my marriage. 1716 01:31:13,750 --> 01:31:15,292 I was holding it tight, 1717 01:31:15,375 --> 01:31:16,625 I wasn't letting it break! 1718 01:31:16,708 --> 01:31:18,792 No, Pallavi. I am sorry. 1719 01:31:18,875 --> 01:31:21,750 Just stop touching me! You disgust me! 1720 01:31:22,125 --> 01:31:23,375 Pallavi, try and understand. 1721 01:31:23,458 --> 01:31:24,917 How dare you… 1722 01:31:25,667 --> 01:31:27,167 give my daughter, Rabeya, advice! 1723 01:31:27,583 --> 01:31:29,625 You've done nothing good with your own life. 1724 01:31:29,708 --> 01:31:31,708 Why are you messing up my daughter's life? 1725 01:31:32,125 --> 01:31:36,042 Rabeya has done no wrong. Wrong has happened to her. She needs us! 1726 01:31:36,125 --> 01:31:37,125 Auntie, shut up! 1727 01:31:37,833 --> 01:31:39,354 You should be the last one to lecture… 1728 01:31:40,042 --> 01:31:42,042 on morality. 1729 01:31:42,125 --> 01:31:43,167 It feels like a joke! 1730 01:31:47,500 --> 01:31:48,917 No matter how hard one tries… 1731 01:31:49,833 --> 01:31:51,208 to be both, a father and a mother, 1732 01:31:52,500 --> 01:31:55,250 to raise a child, give them a normal life. 1733 01:31:56,708 --> 01:31:58,184 To keep them away from one's own mistakes. 1734 01:31:58,208 --> 01:32:01,333 But some asshole always comes around to take a piss on the efforts, right? 1735 01:32:01,417 --> 01:32:02,750 Don't say that, Tina. 1736 01:32:02,917 --> 01:32:04,500 You've raised a solid girl! 1737 01:32:06,083 --> 01:32:08,333 I've fucked her up, Dr. Kapoor. 1738 01:32:11,125 --> 01:32:12,167 Just like you! 1739 01:32:15,542 --> 01:32:17,625 Today is her graduation speech. 1740 01:32:17,708 --> 01:32:19,708 Instead, she's going to give an apology speech! 1741 01:32:19,792 --> 01:32:22,917 - And it's all because of you! - Stop it! 1742 01:32:24,542 --> 01:32:25,542 How dare you touch her? 1743 01:32:27,458 --> 01:32:28,458 Get out of here. 1744 01:32:30,583 --> 01:32:32,125 Get out of my house! 1745 01:32:32,208 --> 01:32:33,208 Out right away! 1746 01:32:37,708 --> 01:32:39,750 Rabeya needs us. 1747 01:32:44,542 --> 01:32:46,542 Why don't you all just mind your own business? 1748 01:32:52,625 --> 01:32:54,958 - Are you okay? - Kanu! 1749 01:33:08,708 --> 01:33:09,708 Shameless mother! 1750 01:33:10,833 --> 01:33:11,833 Shameless daughter! 1751 01:33:12,833 --> 01:33:14,833 That's also my fault, right? 1752 01:33:16,125 --> 01:33:18,250 You don't want to take any responsibility! 1753 01:33:21,250 --> 01:33:23,208 "Kanu, is your mother unmarried? 1754 01:33:25,292 --> 01:33:27,000 You are a bastard child. 1755 01:33:28,250 --> 01:33:29,250 Filthy!" 1756 01:33:30,292 --> 01:33:31,292 No… 1757 01:33:32,625 --> 01:33:33,625 "Vanilla in bed. 1758 01:33:36,250 --> 01:33:38,958 Touch her anywhere. 1759 01:33:40,667 --> 01:33:42,042 She just lies there like a corpse. 1760 01:33:43,083 --> 01:33:44,917 Kanu, you've never had an orgasm? 1761 01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:47,208 Shit. 1762 01:33:48,250 --> 01:33:49,250 What a feeling." 1763 01:33:51,250 --> 01:33:53,542 I should have given up a long time ago. 1764 01:33:55,875 --> 01:33:58,417 In this abnormal family, how can anyone be normal? 1765 01:33:58,792 --> 01:33:59,875 What is normal? 1766 01:34:03,292 --> 01:34:07,708 Seventy percent of women in the world have never had an orgasm in their whole lives. 1767 01:34:08,833 --> 01:34:11,333 Because 90% of the men don't know how to do it. 1768 01:34:12,583 --> 01:34:14,375 That's why I tell my patients, 1769 01:34:15,083 --> 01:34:17,375 "Do it yourself", it is the key to happiness. 1770 01:34:19,667 --> 01:34:21,417 If this were a man's problem, 1771 01:34:22,208 --> 01:34:23,583 then it would be breaking news. 1772 01:34:24,083 --> 01:34:25,643 There would be protests on the streets. 1773 01:34:26,708 --> 01:34:28,629 So many movies would have been made on the issue. 1774 01:34:28,833 --> 01:34:29,833 But we are women! 1775 01:34:30,708 --> 01:34:32,167 Women can't make demands. 1776 01:34:32,792 --> 01:34:34,375 They are the epitome of sacrifice! 1777 01:34:34,917 --> 01:34:36,625 Their sole purpose is to make others happy. 1778 01:34:38,375 --> 01:34:40,417 And, honestly, our wiring isn't simple either. 1779 01:34:42,542 --> 01:34:45,208 When there is no pleasure here and here, 1780 01:34:45,792 --> 01:34:47,272 then how will we find pleasure there? 1781 01:34:49,167 --> 01:34:50,208 The three are connected. 1782 01:34:51,583 --> 01:34:55,500 Yes, but you can't find this pleasure with your best friend's husband, Dr. Kapoor! 1783 01:34:57,000 --> 01:34:58,250 I am a defective piece! 1784 01:35:00,083 --> 01:35:01,667 Your daughter is cursed. 1785 01:35:01,750 --> 01:35:03,417 Careful. 1786 01:35:17,708 --> 01:35:18,708 Cursed? 1787 01:35:21,208 --> 01:35:22,417 I thought so, too. 1788 01:35:23,875 --> 01:35:26,000 Everyone was so disappointed with me… 1789 01:35:26,792 --> 01:35:29,167 when I decided that you would be in my life. 1790 01:35:29,792 --> 01:35:31,417 Not your biological father! 1791 01:35:32,958 --> 01:35:35,292 Kanu, I was terrified. 1792 01:35:36,208 --> 01:35:39,417 I thought maybe society was right, and I was wrong. 1793 01:35:40,708 --> 01:35:42,792 I started to doubt myself. 1794 01:35:45,833 --> 01:35:46,833 But, 1795 01:35:48,208 --> 01:35:50,125 like how you don't want to be like your mother, 1796 01:35:52,000 --> 01:35:53,833 I didn't want to be like my mother. 1797 01:35:54,667 --> 01:35:56,708 I wanted to live my life on my own terms. 1798 01:35:57,375 --> 01:35:59,750 Even if the whole world was cursing me. 1799 01:36:03,708 --> 01:36:05,583 They must be cursing me too, now. 1800 01:36:06,583 --> 01:36:07,583 Maybe. 1801 01:36:07,917 --> 01:36:10,208 But everyone's happiness is not our problem. 1802 01:36:10,458 --> 01:36:12,458 Only our happiness is. It's our right! 1803 01:36:13,333 --> 01:36:15,375 We won't make do with this "tick mark life". 1804 01:36:16,167 --> 01:36:18,833 Neither for me nor for my daughter. 1805 01:36:23,750 --> 01:36:25,917 There's no reason to be sorry. 1806 01:36:26,958 --> 01:36:29,958 Because where there is shame and guilt, happiness can never find its way. 1807 01:36:34,125 --> 01:36:35,167 Are you happy now? 1808 01:36:40,333 --> 01:36:41,333 I am. 1809 01:36:43,625 --> 01:36:44,792 Look at yourself. 1810 01:36:47,250 --> 01:36:48,292 You're intelligent. 1811 01:36:48,375 --> 01:36:49,667 You're independent. 1812 01:36:50,583 --> 01:36:51,708 You are a little funny, too. 1813 01:36:53,083 --> 01:36:54,083 And until sometime back, 1814 01:36:54,167 --> 01:36:56,500 you had the best of friends who would die for you. 1815 01:37:01,792 --> 01:37:04,708 You've fought for 30 years for your fairy tale. 1816 01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:10,000 So I guess, 1817 01:37:10,625 --> 01:37:11,958 I must have done something right. 1818 01:37:16,208 --> 01:37:18,042 But this time, I've messed up big time. 1819 01:37:20,333 --> 01:37:21,875 And only you can fix it. 1820 01:37:23,333 --> 01:37:25,333 Every action has its consequences. 1821 01:37:26,750 --> 01:37:28,167 Easy! It's hurting. 1822 01:37:38,875 --> 01:37:39,875 Kanu. 1823 01:37:41,542 --> 01:37:44,333 You remember in sixth grade, 1824 01:37:45,375 --> 01:37:48,167 you got an anonymous Valentine's card in your room? 1825 01:37:48,792 --> 01:37:49,958 Obviously, Mom. 1826 01:37:50,792 --> 01:37:52,333 It was the only one I got in life. 1827 01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:55,042 Karan gave it. 1828 01:37:57,083 --> 01:37:58,083 What? 1829 01:37:58,625 --> 01:38:00,458 He came home to leave it in your room. 1830 01:38:01,750 --> 01:38:03,208 He told me not to tell you. 1831 01:38:06,167 --> 01:38:08,208 And then you found Bunny. 1832 01:38:08,750 --> 01:38:10,583 And he got close to Pallavi. 1833 01:38:12,042 --> 01:38:13,500 And life just happened. 1834 01:38:14,792 --> 01:38:15,667 But you know, 1835 01:38:15,750 --> 01:38:17,542 it used to happen a lot in those melodramas, 1836 01:38:18,167 --> 01:38:20,667 "My journey has led me to you." 1837 01:38:21,208 --> 01:38:22,500 Sounds cheap… 1838 01:38:23,833 --> 01:38:24,833 but it's true. 1839 01:38:25,292 --> 01:38:28,125 When there is something unresolved between two people, 1840 01:38:28,583 --> 01:38:29,958 the feelings can resurface. 1841 01:38:38,958 --> 01:38:40,542 If this was a melodrama, 1842 01:38:40,667 --> 01:38:42,208 then you would be pregnant tomorrow. 1843 01:38:43,958 --> 01:38:46,708 What an after-party! 1844 01:38:47,833 --> 01:38:51,708 With you, my whole life feels like a party! 1845 01:38:52,542 --> 01:38:54,292 Thrilling, electrifying, 1846 01:38:54,833 --> 01:38:55,833 amazing party. 1847 01:38:57,417 --> 01:38:58,417 And we all are… 1848 01:38:59,583 --> 01:39:01,042 side dancers. 1849 01:39:03,833 --> 01:39:04,833 And you, 1850 01:39:05,333 --> 01:39:06,458 center stage. 1851 01:39:06,542 --> 01:39:07,750 Center stage? 1852 01:39:08,708 --> 01:39:10,000 Center stage? 1853 01:39:13,667 --> 01:39:15,667 I'm center stage. 1854 01:39:16,083 --> 01:39:17,333 You're a champion! 1855 01:39:17,750 --> 01:39:18,750 Diva. 1856 01:39:20,458 --> 01:39:21,458 Seductive. 1857 01:39:22,583 --> 01:39:23,625 Steaming! 1858 01:39:24,042 --> 01:39:25,167 Foxy. 1859 01:39:25,917 --> 01:39:27,750 I'm the star! 1860 01:39:29,333 --> 01:39:30,958 I'm the heroine! 1861 01:39:32,625 --> 01:39:35,083 Center stage. 1862 01:39:35,917 --> 01:39:37,958 Main lead. 1863 01:39:39,667 --> 01:39:40,750 Heroine. 1864 01:39:53,833 --> 01:39:59,958 I have come from An unknown land of secrets 1865 01:40:02,833 --> 01:40:09,708 I bring stories of spring from there 1866 01:40:11,833 --> 01:40:14,583 Don't touch me, stay away 1867 01:40:15,208 --> 01:40:17,583 I'm a fairy! 1868 01:40:19,583 --> 01:40:23,542 I'm a fairy! 1869 01:40:24,083 --> 01:40:28,042 Don't touch me 1870 01:40:36,375 --> 01:40:39,917 I'm a fairy! 1871 01:40:40,958 --> 01:40:47,000 I'm a fairy! 1872 01:40:47,750 --> 01:40:51,417 I'm a fairy! 1873 01:40:52,167 --> 01:40:55,417 I'm a fairy! 1874 01:40:55,500 --> 01:40:58,583 I'm a fairy! 1875 01:41:09,458 --> 01:41:10,583 Mom! 1876 01:41:10,875 --> 01:41:11,875 What were you two... 1877 01:41:12,542 --> 01:41:13,542 You said, 1878 01:41:13,750 --> 01:41:15,542 "Do it yourself" is the key to happiness. 1879 01:41:16,375 --> 01:41:17,375 - I did it! - What? 1880 01:41:17,583 --> 01:41:20,208 - I did it! Grandma, I did it! - What… 1881 01:41:20,292 --> 01:41:21,125 What happened? 1882 01:41:21,208 --> 01:41:23,333 My journey has led me to my own self! 1883 01:41:23,417 --> 01:41:24,542 Thank you! 1884 01:41:24,792 --> 01:41:25,833 It wasn't Karan. 1885 01:41:27,458 --> 01:41:28,542 What is she babbling? 1886 01:41:29,792 --> 01:41:31,167 Thank you for coming, Kanika. 1887 01:41:31,250 --> 01:41:33,667 Where are you running like a lunatic? 1888 01:41:33,833 --> 01:41:36,250 - Yes! - Have you gone mad? 1889 01:41:36,333 --> 01:41:37,167 Stop! 1890 01:41:37,250 --> 01:41:39,125 At least call Jeevan! 1891 01:41:39,208 --> 01:41:41,250 - Grandma! - Hey! 1892 01:41:41,500 --> 01:41:44,250 We've paid the wedding caterer 1893 01:41:44,375 --> 01:41:47,292 for 250 people already! 1894 01:41:47,375 --> 01:41:50,542 Everyone has received the wedding invite as well! 1895 01:41:50,958 --> 01:41:53,167 For once, do the right thing! 1896 01:41:53,292 --> 01:41:55,000 That's what I'm going to do, Grandma! 1897 01:41:55,542 --> 01:41:58,958 First time in my life, I am going to do the right thing. 1898 01:42:08,542 --> 01:42:10,167 Hold on! 1899 01:42:12,458 --> 01:42:13,458 She left. 1900 01:42:13,500 --> 01:42:14,500 Kishori. 1901 01:42:15,083 --> 01:42:17,750 What did you mother-daughter talk about? 1902 01:42:19,417 --> 01:42:20,417 Say something. 1903 01:42:21,250 --> 01:42:22,450 What bullshit is it this time? 1904 01:42:25,125 --> 01:42:26,167 You both have gone crazy! 1905 01:42:26,250 --> 01:42:27,792 I am going back to Punjab. 1906 01:42:27,875 --> 01:42:28,792 Get my tickets done! 1907 01:42:28,875 --> 01:42:30,708 - Wait, hear me out. - I'm leaving. 1908 01:42:43,000 --> 01:42:44,000 Kanika! 1909 01:42:44,125 --> 01:42:45,917 I've been trying to reach you for so long! 1910 01:42:46,083 --> 01:42:47,417 My wife has gone Tarzan on me. 1911 01:42:47,583 --> 01:42:49,500 And don't believe her, nothing happened. 1912 01:42:49,583 --> 01:42:51,292 Obviously, nothing happened. 1913 01:42:51,958 --> 01:42:53,125 How can anything happen? 1914 01:42:53,542 --> 01:42:54,542 Why not? 1915 01:42:55,042 --> 01:42:56,583 We had a real vibe. 1916 01:43:02,208 --> 01:43:04,750 After I left, who went into the room? 1917 01:43:05,542 --> 01:43:07,375 And we are extremely ashamed. 1918 01:43:07,833 --> 01:43:11,083 And don't want to point fingers or blame anyone. 1919 01:43:12,417 --> 01:43:15,667 But both parties have to take equal responsibility. 1920 01:43:17,167 --> 01:43:18,375 From our end, 1921 01:43:18,875 --> 01:43:21,083 Rohan Khurana stands suspended. 1922 01:43:21,333 --> 01:43:22,583 By her choice, 1923 01:43:23,000 --> 01:43:25,417 our head girl and school topper 1924 01:43:25,875 --> 01:43:27,625 would like to say a few words. 1925 01:43:28,208 --> 01:43:29,208 Rabeya Das. 1926 01:43:57,583 --> 01:43:59,125 Respected teachers, 1927 01:44:01,333 --> 01:44:02,458 dear friends, 1928 01:44:05,750 --> 01:44:06,917 dearest mother, 1929 01:44:09,167 --> 01:44:10,292 - I'm so… - Rabeya! 1930 01:44:13,375 --> 01:44:14,417 Auntie. 1931 01:44:14,833 --> 01:44:16,042 No, no, no! 1932 01:44:16,125 --> 01:44:17,917 - Just shut up! - Auntie! 1933 01:44:20,083 --> 01:44:21,417 Isn't that Kanika Kapoor? 1934 01:44:21,875 --> 01:44:22,958 What is she doing here? 1935 01:44:28,917 --> 01:44:31,250 Respected teachers, 1936 01:44:32,042 --> 01:44:33,792 students, parents, 1937 01:44:33,875 --> 01:44:36,625 I am Kanika Kapoor from class... 1938 01:44:38,042 --> 01:44:42,167 No, I'm not from any class obviously. 1939 01:44:43,417 --> 01:44:45,708 I'm an alumna of this school and… 1940 01:44:49,083 --> 01:44:50,542 and today after 17 years, 1941 01:44:51,417 --> 01:44:55,375 I have set foot in this auditorium to say what Rabeya Das isn't able to say. 1942 01:45:01,875 --> 01:45:02,917 To hell with you all. 1943 01:45:08,583 --> 01:45:10,500 Kanu, stop it! 1944 01:45:13,083 --> 01:45:14,208 Why should she say sorry? 1945 01:45:16,458 --> 01:45:18,250 Will you all forget if she says sorry? 1946 01:45:19,708 --> 01:45:21,042 You didn't forget my episode! 1947 01:45:22,542 --> 01:45:24,167 Asked a question, say sorry. 1948 01:45:24,250 --> 01:45:26,083 Gave an answer, say sorry. 1949 01:45:26,167 --> 01:45:27,875 Caught with a boyfriend, say sorry. 1950 01:45:27,958 --> 01:45:29,542 Broke up with a boyfriend, say sorry. 1951 01:45:29,625 --> 01:45:31,000 Hooked up, be sorry. 1952 01:45:31,083 --> 01:45:33,500 Didn't enjoy the hookup, be more sorry. 1953 01:45:33,583 --> 01:45:34,625 Kick her out! 1954 01:45:34,792 --> 01:45:38,417 A woman has to apologize more than a man in prison. 1955 01:45:40,792 --> 01:45:44,875 Why does a strong woman threaten you? 1956 01:45:45,958 --> 01:45:47,000 If she lives on her terms, 1957 01:45:47,667 --> 01:45:49,125 what's your problem? 1958 01:45:51,708 --> 01:45:53,167 We deserve happiness. 1959 01:45:54,667 --> 01:45:56,000 I deserve happiness. 1960 01:45:56,708 --> 01:45:59,125 I'll be shameless and I'll grab my happiness. 1961 01:46:02,500 --> 01:46:04,667 Boys and girls have sex. 1962 01:46:16,917 --> 01:46:18,208 Hi, Neha Oberoi. 1963 01:46:19,625 --> 01:46:21,125 My mother and I are single, 1964 01:46:21,542 --> 01:46:23,083 and I am not ashamed of it! 1965 01:46:23,250 --> 01:46:24,625 I'm fine with it, babe. 1966 01:46:26,417 --> 01:46:27,542 And you three, 1967 01:46:27,792 --> 01:46:28,958 uncles of the first order! 1968 01:46:29,833 --> 01:46:31,476 I had this feeling about the three of you. 1969 01:46:31,500 --> 01:46:33,620 That soon you'll match each other's receding hairline. 1970 01:46:34,417 --> 01:46:36,542 Amaan Singh, Nikhil Mittal, 1971 01:46:36,625 --> 01:46:39,792 and your Mr. Universe… Bunny Bhatia. 1972 01:46:39,875 --> 01:46:41,542 You are God's gift to mankind! 1973 01:46:43,542 --> 01:46:44,542 You are an asshole. 1974 01:46:47,625 --> 01:46:49,542 And I am Loser Kanika, 1975 01:46:49,750 --> 01:46:51,917 and I am not ashamed of it. 1976 01:46:54,875 --> 01:46:56,292 I am not ashamed! 1977 01:46:58,583 --> 01:47:00,542 That's why you slept with my husband! 1978 01:47:00,917 --> 01:47:02,625 Pallavi, just sit down! 1979 01:47:02,708 --> 01:47:05,083 Don't be silly! He is a friend. 1980 01:47:05,167 --> 01:47:06,527 He was there only for ten minutes! 1981 01:47:06,583 --> 01:47:08,518 - Ten minutes is more than enough for him! - Shut up! 1982 01:47:08,542 --> 01:47:10,458 Pallavi, just stop it! Sit! 1983 01:47:10,625 --> 01:47:12,865 Please stop it. They will cancel her college scholarship. 1984 01:47:12,917 --> 01:47:14,792 How can they do that, Tina? 1985 01:47:15,500 --> 01:47:17,000 Look at your daughter. 1986 01:47:17,917 --> 01:47:20,125 She's an honors student, the head girl. 1987 01:47:20,208 --> 01:47:22,417 Cambridge has offered her a scholarship. 1988 01:47:22,833 --> 01:47:25,042 One day, she'll be giving out jobs to these losers! 1989 01:47:28,208 --> 01:47:29,792 You're a champion, Rabeya Das. 1990 01:47:31,542 --> 01:47:33,333 You're sensitive, loving, 1991 01:47:33,417 --> 01:47:36,000 respectful, non-judgmental. 1992 01:47:37,000 --> 01:47:38,792 This is who you are, Rabeya. 1993 01:47:39,917 --> 01:47:41,792 Not the silly mistake you made. 1994 01:47:43,833 --> 01:47:44,833 You know what? 1995 01:47:45,542 --> 01:47:47,417 We all make silly mistakes. 1996 01:47:55,958 --> 01:47:57,083 You're right, Auntie. 1997 01:48:00,083 --> 01:48:02,083 I am not ashamed of this video. 1998 01:48:02,917 --> 01:48:04,375 - Rabeya! - I did nothing wrong in it. 1999 01:48:04,458 --> 01:48:05,458 Come back down! 2000 01:48:06,333 --> 01:48:07,667 - Please! - Rabeya! 2001 01:48:08,250 --> 01:48:09,601 But all those who helped spread this video, 2002 01:48:09,625 --> 01:48:11,542 you all should be ashamed. 2003 01:48:11,708 --> 01:48:12,917 Rabeya, don't. 2004 01:48:13,000 --> 01:48:14,875 It was an honest moment of love. 2005 01:48:18,792 --> 01:48:19,792 - Rabeya… - No, Rabeya! 2006 01:48:19,958 --> 01:48:20,958 - Rabeya Das! - Rabeya! 2007 01:48:21,542 --> 01:48:23,083 - Kanu, please! - Security! 2008 01:48:23,208 --> 01:48:24,708 I don't want to say sorry! 2009 01:48:34,833 --> 01:48:36,000 I don't want to become thin! 2010 01:48:37,833 --> 01:48:39,333 I don't want to wear a bra! 2011 01:48:39,708 --> 01:48:41,542 I don't want to believe in traditional values! 2012 01:48:43,375 --> 01:48:45,083 I don't want to get my eyebrows done! 2013 01:48:45,833 --> 01:48:47,625 I don't want to study math! 2014 01:48:48,792 --> 01:48:50,583 Smash patriarchy! 2015 01:48:50,667 --> 01:48:52,083 Smash patriarchy! 2016 01:48:56,917 --> 01:48:58,333 Smash patriarchy! 2017 01:49:00,167 --> 01:49:03,917 Smash patriarchy! 2018 01:49:07,417 --> 01:49:10,625 Smash patriarchy! 2019 01:49:10,792 --> 01:49:14,042 Rabeya, stop. Rabeya, come down! 2020 01:49:14,500 --> 01:49:15,917 - Come. - Stay away! 2021 01:49:17,208 --> 01:49:18,208 Back off. 2022 01:49:22,750 --> 01:49:26,333 This journey continues beyond the sky 2023 01:49:26,833 --> 01:49:30,833 The threads of the world cannot stop it 2024 01:49:30,917 --> 01:49:34,417 The ones that had stopped Are now running as dreams 2025 01:49:34,708 --> 01:49:38,833 Where will they halt now? 2026 01:49:39,083 --> 01:49:43,000 Life, the one that we've touched 2027 01:49:43,083 --> 01:49:47,083 Even our nature has a new color 2028 01:49:47,167 --> 01:49:53,083 Neither do we know ourselves Nor anyone else 2029 01:49:54,000 --> 01:49:55,792 So live for today 2030 01:49:59,542 --> 01:50:00,542 Is there any more of it? 2031 01:50:14,833 --> 01:50:16,583 You both are super brave, Tina! 2032 01:50:17,167 --> 01:50:19,167 Grandma, the most! 2033 01:50:22,292 --> 01:50:23,292 What happened? 2034 01:50:26,875 --> 01:50:30,375 There are new moments… 2035 01:50:31,208 --> 01:50:36,750 New conversations, new days! 2036 01:50:37,292 --> 01:50:42,333 Everything has changed 2037 01:50:42,417 --> 01:50:46,000 Kanu, if I had married your biological father, 2038 01:50:46,375 --> 01:50:48,292 then our surname would have been Singhal. 2039 01:50:49,250 --> 01:50:52,500 That means our status would be in our name! 2040 01:50:55,000 --> 01:50:56,292 No way. 2041 01:50:56,625 --> 01:50:58,292 Yes, that's a fact. 2042 01:50:58,833 --> 01:51:00,833 Kanika Kapoor Singhal. 2043 01:51:03,583 --> 01:51:04,583 Grandma, it's funny! 2044 01:51:05,417 --> 01:51:06,792 - You can laugh! - Laugh. 2045 01:51:07,542 --> 01:51:08,417 Grandma! 2046 01:51:08,500 --> 01:51:09,833 What is happiness? 2047 01:51:10,833 --> 01:51:15,167 It is not some secret that you unlock. 2048 01:51:17,917 --> 01:51:19,042 It's a choice. 2049 01:51:19,667 --> 01:51:21,708 Every second of every day. 2050 01:51:22,833 --> 01:51:25,625 And if you haven't followed the story up until now, 2051 01:51:26,500 --> 01:51:27,917 just know that… 2052 01:51:28,667 --> 01:51:30,083 "Happily ever after" 2053 01:51:30,167 --> 01:51:31,625 is for you when you're with you. 2054 01:51:32,833 --> 01:51:35,917 So the forward of my story will be, 2055 01:51:36,875 --> 01:51:37,958 "Once upon a time, 2056 01:51:38,708 --> 01:51:41,375 Kanika Kapoor met Kanika Kapoor. 2057 01:51:41,458 --> 01:51:45,708 And they lived happily ever after." 140621