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Captain's
log, Stardate 58759.1.
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The Cerritos is visiting the
Federation world Corazonia,
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an artificial megastructure
in a bespoke star system
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designed by a long-extinct
alien species.
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The ring has been home
to the Corazonians,
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who enjoy perfect climate
and surface conditions
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thanks to Vexilon, the
environmental computer
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installed by the ring's
original designers.
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Fortunately, Vexilon
is a benevolent ally
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with no interest in
world domination.
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The Corazonians share a deep
bond with their caretaker.
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Thank you
for making the trip
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on short notice, Captain.
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We're very concerned
about Vexilon.
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Well, he's not trying to
subjugate anyone, is he?
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I thought he was a
friendly computer.
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He is, but his hardware
is ancient, wearing down.
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Vexilon has been operating
with less accuracy
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than we are accustomed.
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Your world computer's lagging?
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The weather has
become unpredictable.
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One minute it's blue skies,
the next it's blizzards.
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His geographic processes
are faltering, too.
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Just yesterday, one of our
rivers reversed its flow
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and flooded a mountain.
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We're all artists and poets,
but I've been so stressed.
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Just look at the terrible
statues I made last week.
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Yeesh. Yeah, that's a pretty
clumsy expression of form.
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Those are our finest works.
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We're talking about
those over there.
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Well, why don't we just
go check on Vexilon,
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and afterward you can tell us
all about your creative process?
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Just an amateur lack
of focus and balance.
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Ransom!
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Welcome to
Corazonia, Captain.
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We appreciate Starfleet's help.
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Please enjoy some iced tea.
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- Aah! That's hot.
- Damn it! I'm so stupid!
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It's totally normal for a
planetary operating system
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to need some maintenance
every once in a while.
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No one's judging you.
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Ah. Thank you. It's
just embarrassing.
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I've been fine for a millennia,
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but now I can't even
control my monsoon seasons.
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Why don't I just pop
your control panel
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and take a look
at your circuits?
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I'm sure we can have you
up and running in no time.
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Captain, we have engineers
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- who could...
- Stand down, Jack.
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I minored in archaic
technology back at the Academy.
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I think I've got this.
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Thank you, Captain. I don't
deserve this treatment.
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I hope this isn't taking you
away from more important work.
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No. Not at all.
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We needed to stop in and
retrofit the power relay
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Starfleet installed during
first contact anyway.
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I've got one of my
lieutenants on that now.
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Ooh, this is it.
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Your first away
mission as a commander.
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No big deal. You've got this.
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You are boss Boimler,
and you're gonna nail...
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- Lieutenant Boimler.
- What?! I mean, hi.
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- I mean, uh... yes, T'Lyn?
- Your team is waiting.
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Have you completed your
confidence-boosting ritual?
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Oh, that's not what I was doing.
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I was just, uh, running a
last-minute check of supplies.
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Has everyone tested their comms?
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Boimler to T'Lyn. Yah!
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All equipment is in
adequate condition
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to accomplish our errand.
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It's not an errand,
it's a mission.
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My first mission as commander.
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It's pretty cool, right?
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Perhaps we should proceed.
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Ensigns, at attention.
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This is a cut-and-dry
power terminal upgrade.
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If you have any questions,
don't hesitate to come to me
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or Provisional Lieutenant
Junior Grade T'Lyn,
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who's on site in case any
science stuff happens.
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Everything that has ever
occurred is science stuff.
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Oh. Uh, right.
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That went pretty well, I'd say.
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I do not know to what
you are referring.
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We have not started the repair.
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I mean, talking to my team.
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I've had good
bosses and bad ones.
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I just don't want to
repeat their mistakes.
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Your caution is warranted.
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Statistically, ensigns serving
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under recently promoted
commanders are more likely
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to experience death
and/or dismemberment.
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- Death?!
- Yes. And/or dismemberment.
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Well, luckily, this
mission's pretty tame.
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It's just swapping
out some terminals.
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The component
pieces are unstable
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and could detonate at any moment.
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The retrofit must be
conducted in precise order,
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or the terminal will explode.
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It's like disarming
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a building-sized bomb?
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The similarity is
not inaccurate.
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All right, gang. Who's
ready to be careful?
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I wonder how
Boimler's doing down there
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- on his mission.
- Oh, he's either doing great
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or super overthinking
it and getting sweaty.
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I don't know why. Being
a lieutenant junior grade
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doesn't seem too different
from being an ensign to me.
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Oh, okay. It's the same, huh?
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Well, what if I told you
we now have access to this?
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The anomaly
storage room?
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Yup! Anything that
requires further study
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or might need to be returned
to its previous entity
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is kept right here.
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That's the hat that turned
Billups into a church tower.
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I wouldn't even authorize
myself for this.
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- A lot of it is dangerous.
- Aah! Don't touch that!
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Do you want your head to
fall off and skitter away?
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Greetings and salutations!
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A Betazoid gift
box. Things creep me out.
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Why?
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This is a message
for Rutherford.
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I don't want to be in this roo.
I want to live in your quarter.
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Oh, uh, no, thank you.
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Is this guy sentient?
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No, they-they just tend to
pick up phrases they overhear.
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Eat a bag of Borg,
mother.
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I didn't know that
Dr. T'Ana came in here.
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Oh, no way. It's
the Wadi Chula game.
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The one that traps you inside
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until you solve its
annoying challenges.
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Oh, hell yeah. The one with,
like, the pastel triangles
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and the little girl
doing hopscotch,
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Lieutenants Tendi,
Mariner and Rutherford,
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report to the isolinear
chip junction immediately.
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On the way.
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Ugh. I thought we had the
afternoon to ourselves.
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I told you it didn't feel too
different from being an ensign.
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At least this'll be
something interesting.
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No more mindless,
repetitive tasks for us.
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Took you long enough.
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I need you three to
scan each and every one
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of these isolinear
chips by hand.
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What?! But there are
thousands of them.
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Yeah, and there's
a .015% deviation
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in the fault
sensor, which is why
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it needs to be done by hand.
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Can't it just wait until
we repair the sensor?
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Wow. Why didn't I think of that?
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Oh, right, I did.
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But the sensor detected a
single malfunctioning chip
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before it went down.
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You three need to find it.
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This isn't so bad. Ooh,
maybe we can sing a song...
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Once an hour, the room
fills with nitrogen coolant,
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so keep your breathers handy.
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The chips can get scalding
hot, so watch out for that.
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Oh, and Billups' ferret
got out this morning
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so report to him
if it bites you.
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Lancelot's in here?! Ah!-
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Okay, you were right. This
is feeling pretty ensign-y.
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Huh. It doesn't make any sense.
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This is ensign work.
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Maybe even cadet.
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On Orion, older pirates
would haze new recruits
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by making them do
worthless tasks,
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like clean the door
panels with their tongues.
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- You think Dirk's hazing us?
- What's hazing?
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It's a prank dressed
up as team-building
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that nobody really likes.
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Well, that doesn't
sound very Starfleet.
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Yeah, I got to agree
with Ruthie on this one.
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There is no way senior officers
would haze a lieutenant.
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You're right. They have
too much character.
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What? No, no.
They're not cool enough.
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This is just an annoying job
given to us by an annoying guy.
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Yeah, I'm
probably overreacting.
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Hmm.
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Well, nothing seems to be wrong
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with your hardware.
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Do you mind if I take a
look at your terminal?
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Of course. Feel
free to dig around.
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Ah, I think I see the problem.
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Your operating
system's out of date.
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That would explain it.
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There was that weekend
where my designers evolved
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into fifth-dimensional energy
beings and left me on my own.
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When was my last update?
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Six million and seven years ago.
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Ah, that was a good year.
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Really good harvest season.
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Huh. Hang tight, I'll get you
caught up with this update,
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and it should clear
things right up.
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Thank you, Captain.
You've saved us.
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It'll be nice to get back
to my old, helpful self
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af-af-after... after,
after, after, after,
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- After, after, after, after...
- Vexilon?
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After,
after, after, after, after...
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Uh, Captain?
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Did that update
require a shutdown?
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It wasn't supposed to.
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All right, gang.
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Just remember, the name
of the game is safety.
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Okay, also, hurry.
Safety and speed.
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Lieutenant, these
power cylinders
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are extremely volatile.
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Are you certain
speed is necessary?
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Something's going
on with the weather,
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and these guys are
pros. They'll be...
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- Taylor, what are you doing?
- Um, reaching for the first clamp?
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Love the initiative, but
your angle is all off.
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I need 90 degrees, not
80. But no worries.
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I probably did a
bad job explaining
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how deadly these bomb tubes are.
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- Okay.
- Stop! Stop! Stop.
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You know what? Why-why don't
I show you how to do one?
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Then you guys can do the rest.
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But doesn't each one
take three people, sir?
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Oh, no, no, no, you don't have
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to do that whole "sir"
thing with me. I'm chill.
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Call me Bradward or
Boims or something.
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Doesn't this take
three people, Bradward?
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Technically, yes, but I
think I should show you
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how to do it right,
just on this first one.
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So you have four
subsponders in the corners
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that interface with the ion
generator in the center,
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which self-stabilizes
the reaction.
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If broken in the wrong order,
the container will explode,
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so you have to be careful
as you remove each one...
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Got it.
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Then repeat that three times.
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Then you rotate the old cylinder
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until you feel the
latch disengage,
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at which point you carefully remove it.
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Now it's very important
to keep it upright
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and lift with your knees,
not your back, because
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you really don't want
back pain, and that's...
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why you put it in the taupe
bin and not the magenta bin.
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Got it?
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- I don't think we did.
- Maybe we could try it?
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Okay, not a big
deal. Let me just
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pop another quick demo for you.
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When are we going to get
to do some of the mission?
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Whoa.
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Mm, mm, mm, mm, m.
245
00:10:57,167 --> 00:11:00,436
Lancelot!
246
00:11:00,470 --> 00:11:03,139
Ow! Hot! Aah!
247
00:11:03,173 --> 00:11:04,841
How many more of these
things are there?
248
00:11:04,875 --> 00:11:06,810
Ugh. Rutherford's
got the last couple.
249
00:11:06,843 --> 00:11:09,179
You ever notice that it's
always the last chip you test?
250
00:11:09,212 --> 00:11:11,281
Just scan it.
251
00:11:11,314 --> 00:11:12,825
No, that's not right.
252
00:11:12,849 --> 00:11:14,818
But we tested every chip.
253
00:11:14,851 --> 00:11:17,687
- Rutherford, make it make sense.
- I can't. It has to be this one.
254
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,965
How's it going in
here, Lieutenants?
255
00:11:18,989 --> 00:11:20,290
Wow. You all look beat.
256
00:11:20,323 --> 00:11:22,001
Oh, didn't know scanning
could be so taxing.
257
00:11:22,025 --> 00:11:24,795
- Ugh!
- Uh, sir, look, we've scanned every chip.
258
00:11:24,828 --> 00:11:26,162
They're all fine.
259
00:11:26,196 --> 00:11:30,066
Hmm. Every chip? Even
the second layer?
260
00:11:33,503 --> 00:11:35,405
Why didn't you tell
us about all these?!
261
00:11:35,438 --> 00:11:37,216
I don't know. The hidden
button seemed obvious.
262
00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,776
Anyway, these are twice as hot,
so you'll want to use tongs,
263
00:11:39,810 --> 00:11:41,111
which makes it twice as hard.
264
00:11:41,144 --> 00:11:42,913
Aah! Lancelot!
265
00:11:42,946 --> 00:11:44,390
Leave me alone! I
don't have any meat!
266
00:11:44,414 --> 00:11:47,217
Billups, I've got
eyes on Lancelot.
267
00:11:48,819 --> 00:11:50,797
"The
hidden button seemed obvious."
268
00:11:50,821 --> 00:11:52,799
Oh, this is definitely
hazing. So much for character.
269
00:11:52,823 --> 00:11:54,791
Ouch! Yeah, I
think you're right.
270
00:11:54,825 --> 00:11:57,794
Hey, how'd you deal with this
kind of thing back on Orion?
271
00:11:57,828 --> 00:11:59,195
Blindfolded saber fight.
272
00:11:59,229 --> 00:12:00,763
Okay, I want to hear
more about that,
273
00:12:00,797 --> 00:12:02,833
but I think I have a
less stabby solution.
274
00:12:13,810 --> 00:12:15,778
Okay, okay, no big deal.
275
00:12:15,812 --> 00:12:18,281
Just a frozen progress bar
276
00:12:18,314 --> 00:12:20,483
and some crazy day-night stuff.
277
00:12:20,516 --> 00:12:22,953
Now I think the ancient
manual is saying
278
00:12:22,986 --> 00:12:25,455
to press this?
279
00:12:25,488 --> 00:12:28,191
- - Oh, yeah.
- Ha-ha!
280
00:12:28,224 --> 00:12:30,060
- - Oh.
- Oh.
281
00:12:30,093 --> 00:12:33,063
Freeman to Billups.
Beam down here immediately.
282
00:12:35,866 --> 00:12:38,434
Ugh. Sorry, Captain. I'm-I'm
having a hard time today.
283
00:12:38,468 --> 00:12:40,346
Lancelot got out when I was
cleaning his snuggle tower,
284
00:12:40,370 --> 00:12:43,907
and I just... Wow! This
is a classic setup.
285
00:12:43,940 --> 00:12:46,109
Is it a Unotronic?
286
00:12:46,142 --> 00:12:47,911
That-that kills in engineering.
287
00:12:47,944 --> 00:12:50,947
Billups, this isn't the time
for your computer comedy.
288
00:12:50,981 --> 00:12:53,083
And we're sure we want
to turn it back on?
289
00:12:53,116 --> 00:12:54,861
It's not, like, crushing the
will of the locals or anything?
290
00:12:54,885 --> 00:12:57,854
- We love Vexilon.
- No.
291
00:12:57,888 --> 00:12:59,990
It's a nice one. We're fine.
292
00:13:00,023 --> 00:13:01,992
Is it safe to jiggle
his power source?
293
00:13:02,025 --> 00:13:03,335
- I mean, you'd be surprised...
- "Safe."
294
00:13:03,359 --> 00:13:04,961
Excellent thinking, Commander.
295
00:13:04,995 --> 00:13:08,564
Aha! A lot of these
ancient computers had
296
00:13:08,598 --> 00:13:10,433
a safe mode for debugging.
297
00:13:10,466 --> 00:13:12,502
Now, if I can just
activate it...
298
00:13:12,535 --> 00:13:14,104
There.
299
00:13:15,505 --> 00:13:17,473
That got rid of
the stalled update.
300
00:13:17,507 --> 00:13:19,876
- - Yeah.
- Captain,
301
00:13:19,910 --> 00:13:22,478
are you sure this is safe
mode and not a full reboot?
302
00:13:22,512 --> 00:13:23,546
Uh...
303
00:13:23,579 --> 00:13:25,181
- I am Vexilon.
- Oh!
304
00:13:25,215 --> 00:13:26,849
Welcome to your new world.
305
00:13:26,883 --> 00:13:28,484
I will now re-genesis
installation
306
00:13:28,518 --> 00:13:30,053
to default settings.
307
00:13:30,086 --> 00:13:31,922
Initiating fjords.
308
00:13:31,955 --> 00:13:34,024
Distributing miasma.
309
00:13:34,057 --> 00:13:37,060
Stirring primordial ooze.
310
00:13:48,071 --> 00:13:49,381
Doing one more
myself should really
311
00:13:49,405 --> 00:13:50,941
teach you guys how to do this.
312
00:13:50,974 --> 00:13:53,309
- There's only one left.
- Shouldn't we help?
313
00:13:53,343 --> 00:13:54,978
It's getting really
crazy out there.
314
00:13:55,011 --> 00:13:56,379
Just keep doing
what you're doing!
315
00:13:56,412 --> 00:13:58,448
We're not doing anything.
316
00:13:58,481 --> 00:14:01,017
Lieutenant Boimler, your
ensigns have a point.
317
00:14:01,051 --> 00:14:03,386
Leading by example has
proven to be inefficient.
318
00:14:03,419 --> 00:14:05,855
I only have one left, and we
all get out of here alive.
319
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,633
Freeman to Lieutenant Boimler.
320
00:14:07,657 --> 00:14:09,926
Go ahead, Captain.
321
00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:11,137
Has your team
finished the retrofit?
322
00:14:11,161 --> 00:14:12,401
We're almost finished here, si.
323
00:14:12,428 --> 00:14:15,365
Don't. I need you to put
it back the way it was.
324
00:14:15,398 --> 00:14:17,143
But, Captain, it's getting
pretty apocalyptic out here.
325
00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:18,534
I know.
326
00:14:18,568 --> 00:14:21,437
According to this scroll we
found in an ancient junk drawer,
327
00:14:21,471 --> 00:14:23,606
Vexilon can force a restart
328
00:14:23,639 --> 00:14:26,943
if we reroute its primary
power to your station.
329
00:14:26,977 --> 00:14:28,988
- But the station's outdated.
- We have to get this done
330
00:14:29,012 --> 00:14:31,181
before the anaerobic
bacteria is dispersed.
331
00:14:31,214 --> 00:14:33,559
No problem. Just gonna quickly
undo all the work I just did.
332
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:36,019
Another learning experience for you.
333
00:14:37,053 --> 00:14:38,621
Fascinating.
334
00:14:38,654 --> 00:14:41,391
A mountain or possibly
a volcano has appeared.
335
00:14:42,425 --> 00:14:45,161
Ah. It is a volcano.
336
00:14:53,036 --> 00:14:54,981
Are you sure we shouldn't
just ask him to stop hazing us?
337
00:14:55,005 --> 00:14:56,606
No, Mariner's right.
338
00:14:56,639 --> 00:14:59,342
- Hazers only respect hazing.
- That's why we trap him
339
00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:01,553
in the Wadi game and let him
marinate in there for a bit
340
00:15:01,577 --> 00:15:03,946
while the Betazoid gift box screams at him.
341
00:15:03,980 --> 00:15:05,491
I guess he'll have to
respect us after this.
342
00:15:05,515 --> 00:15:07,417
I know I would,
and I already did.
343
00:15:07,450 --> 00:15:09,119
Quick, let's get out of here.
344
00:15:09,152 --> 00:15:11,287
Whoa.
345
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:17,193
Oh, hey. Done already?
346
00:15:17,227 --> 00:15:18,594
Ha. Totally, my man.
347
00:15:18,628 --> 00:15:20,696
No error'ed chips.
All good to go.
348
00:15:20,730 --> 00:15:24,467
Oh, thank God. I can't tell
you how glad I am to hear that.
349
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,002
Oh, really? Why?
350
00:15:26,036 --> 00:15:28,104
Those isolinear chips run some
351
00:15:28,138 --> 00:15:30,006
of the most important
systems on the ship.
352
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,941
If one fails, it could be fatal.
353
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,543
Yeah, but, not...
like, not really?
354
00:15:33,576 --> 00:15:34,710
Yes, really.
355
00:15:34,744 --> 00:15:37,013
Even one going down
could be catastrophic.
356
00:15:37,047 --> 00:15:38,487
Thank you so much
for taking that on.
357
00:15:38,514 --> 00:15:41,617
- I really appreciate it.
- Come on. If it was important,
358
00:15:41,651 --> 00:15:43,319
why wouldn't you have
done it yourself?
359
00:15:43,353 --> 00:15:45,488
I would have. I...
360
00:15:45,521 --> 00:15:48,658
Dr. Migleemo says acceptance
is the road to healing.
361
00:15:48,691 --> 00:15:51,394
How familiar are you
with the Wadi Chula game?
362
00:15:51,427 --> 00:15:52,995
We put one in...
363
00:15:53,029 --> 00:15:54,406
- I-I mean, uh, the what now?
- It's a game
364
00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:56,699
that traps a user in a
little dimension
365
00:15:56,732 --> 00:15:58,701
until they can complete
its challenges.
366
00:15:58,734 --> 00:16:01,471
When I was a kid, I got
trapped in one for a month.
367
00:16:01,504 --> 00:16:05,007
I was... too dumb
to work my way out.
368
00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:06,709
Oh, no, you weren't dumb.
369
00:16:06,742 --> 00:16:10,646
That experience, that
torture colored my life.
370
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,716
I can't go near the anomaly room
without having a panic attack
371
00:16:13,749 --> 00:16:15,985
because one of those
games is on the ship.
372
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:20,423
I should have helped you today,
but all those glowing chips...
373
00:16:20,456 --> 00:16:24,094
remind me too much
of the... game.
374
00:16:24,127 --> 00:16:26,196
- Oh, God.
- Oh, yes.
375
00:16:26,229 --> 00:16:27,730
Oh, thank you for
sharing, so much,
376
00:16:27,763 --> 00:16:29,999
and I am glad to be a
part of your journey.
377
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,577
You know, maybe, oh, would
it cheer you up to talk
378
00:16:31,601 --> 00:16:33,769
about that music that
you like so much?
379
00:16:33,803 --> 00:16:35,605
Tellarite slop jazz?
380
00:16:35,638 --> 00:16:37,507
Yes! Oh, yes, that's
it. Okay, you've rambled
381
00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:39,342
about that at length
before. Go fix it.
382
00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:41,577
Oh, I could go on about
slop jazz forever.
383
00:16:41,611 --> 00:16:44,147
You know, everybody thinks the
slops is about how much spit
384
00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:45,624
- you can get to drip out of the nozzle...
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
385
00:16:45,648 --> 00:16:47,159
But it's really about
the brizzles flarps.
386
00:16:47,183 --> 00:16:49,128
Yeah, you know, it sounds
wet, and that is what I like.
387
00:16:49,152 --> 00:16:50,453
Please continue.
388
00:16:54,724 --> 00:16:58,794
- Sir, please let us help.
- Stay away from the blast zone.
389
00:16:58,828 --> 00:17:01,264
Just five or six more
trips. Oh. Oh, no!
390
00:17:02,232 --> 00:17:03,766
This is quite
enough, Lieutenant.
391
00:17:03,799 --> 00:17:05,501
You will allow the
ensigns to assist you.
392
00:17:05,535 --> 00:17:07,603
But I don't, uh...
393
00:17:10,473 --> 00:17:12,275
- Whoa!
- It is admirable
394
00:17:12,308 --> 00:17:14,075
that you care for the
safety of your team,
395
00:17:14,110 --> 00:17:16,679
but danger is an accepted
risk of Starfleet duty.
396
00:17:16,712 --> 00:17:18,113
No, I know. It's not that.
397
00:17:18,148 --> 00:17:20,116
If you have not been
acting in their defense,
398
00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:22,685
then what has caused your
unpredictable behavior?
399
00:17:24,420 --> 00:17:26,389
Last week I was an
ensign with them,
400
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:29,425
and now, randomly, I'm supposed
to tell them what to do?
401
00:17:29,459 --> 00:17:31,594
What gives me the
right to put my peers
402
00:17:31,627 --> 00:17:33,396
in a position where
they could die?
403
00:17:33,429 --> 00:17:35,231
Your promotion was not random.
404
00:17:35,265 --> 00:17:36,775
I studied your records
and mission logs
405
00:17:36,799 --> 00:17:38,368
before our departure.
406
00:17:38,401 --> 00:17:40,536
The commander was
correct to promote you.
407
00:17:40,570 --> 00:17:42,238
Your work is exemplary.
408
00:17:42,272 --> 00:17:43,706
Look at your team.
409
00:17:43,739 --> 00:17:45,841
They deserve your trust,
410
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:48,711
just as Commander
Ransom trusted you.
411
00:17:48,744 --> 00:17:50,513
They could all have
greatness in them.
412
00:17:50,546 --> 00:17:53,082
That remains to be seen,
but if you do not order them
413
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,485
to aid in the unloading
of these power cylinders,
414
00:17:55,518 --> 00:17:57,353
we will all perish.
415
00:17:57,387 --> 00:17:59,589
The files really said I'm great?
416
00:17:59,622 --> 00:18:01,891
They thoroughly describe your
strengths and shortcomings.
417
00:18:01,924 --> 00:18:05,295
You're right. I have to
let them do their jobs.
418
00:18:05,328 --> 00:18:08,831
T'Lyn says I got to put you guys
in danger, so let's do this.
419
00:18:08,864 --> 00:18:10,366
That is not how
420
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,202
I would have
communicated the lesson.
421
00:18:12,235 --> 00:18:13,845
Everybody up. We've
worked together for years.
422
00:18:13,869 --> 00:18:15,405
I trust you. Big
Merp, you're with me.
423
00:18:15,438 --> 00:18:16,839
We're unloading the transport.
424
00:18:16,872 --> 00:18:18,508
Taylor and Meredith,
claim a terminal
425
00:18:18,541 --> 00:18:19,851
and get those power
cylinders reattached.
426
00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:21,544
Nobody's exploding today.
427
00:18:21,577 --> 00:18:22,977
- On it, sir.
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
428
00:18:34,824 --> 00:18:36,859
Aah! Oh, no. Oh.
429
00:18:36,892 --> 00:18:39,295
Fiddle-de-dah!
430
00:18:39,329 --> 00:18:42,265
No, no, no, no, no!
431
00:18:42,298 --> 00:18:44,667
Oh, man, am I in the game?
432
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:46,536
Move along home.
433
00:18:46,569 --> 00:18:48,638
Allamaraine, count to four.
434
00:18:48,671 --> 00:18:50,773
But flizz bop is really
more of a bastardization
435
00:18:50,806 --> 00:18:53,243
of modal skuzz. Uh, this
isn't boring, is it?
436
00:18:53,276 --> 00:18:55,478
Boring? What? How could a
musical lecture be boring?
437
00:18:55,511 --> 00:18:57,179
Okay, so...
438
00:18:57,213 --> 00:18:58,848
Allamaraine,
then three more.
439
00:18:58,881 --> 00:19:00,492
- Allamaraine, if you can see.
- Allamaraine, then three more.
440
00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:01,951
Faster, mother.
441
00:19:01,984 --> 00:19:02,894
- Allamaraine.
- Allamaraine, you'll come with me.
442
00:19:02,918 --> 00:19:03,886
Later, little girl.
443
00:19:06,822 --> 00:19:09,158
Best of them was
probably Fats B'zirtak,
444
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:10,926
but he overdosed
on Ketracel-white.
445
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,795
Yeah, that
will mess you up.
446
00:19:14,397 --> 00:19:16,475
- You have progressed to...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, shap four.
447
00:19:16,499 --> 00:19:17,900
Open the door, come on.
448
00:19:17,933 --> 00:19:19,702
Oh.
449
00:19:23,373 --> 00:19:24,674
Ha!
450
00:19:24,707 --> 00:19:25,808
Got your ass!
451
00:19:27,377 --> 00:19:29,545
Which takes us up
452
00:19:29,579 --> 00:19:31,481
- to 2380...
- Yeah. Yes.
453
00:19:31,514 --> 00:19:33,259
- Well, I should probably get back to my room.
- What?
454
00:19:33,283 --> 00:19:34,584
Migleemo's coming
over to help me
455
00:19:34,617 --> 00:19:35,794
- sort through my trust issues.
- Oh. Wait!
456
00:19:35,818 --> 00:19:37,853
Don't you want to list
some more stuff at me?
457
00:19:37,887 --> 00:19:39,555
We can meet up after.
This has been fun.
458
00:19:40,990 --> 00:19:43,359
This looks dangerous.
Don't fall, Rutherford.
459
00:19:43,393 --> 00:19:45,861
We got to!
460
00:19:46,896 --> 00:19:49,299
Whoa! Wha...?!
461
00:19:49,332 --> 00:19:52,335
What? Where am I?
462
00:19:52,368 --> 00:19:54,236
Was that an entire
simulated life?
463
00:19:54,270 --> 00:19:55,571
Sorry about that.
464
00:19:55,605 --> 00:19:57,507
I miss my wife.
465
00:19:57,540 --> 00:19:58,674
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
466
00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:00,388
Who are your top three
sizzle horn players?
467
00:20:01,977 --> 00:20:03,313
Stop if you like music!
468
00:20:04,747 --> 00:20:06,582
- Ugh! Dirk, wait!
- Huh?
469
00:20:06,616 --> 00:20:07,993
Someone told me there's no
difference between slop jazz
470
00:20:08,017 --> 00:20:10,320
- and skuzz blues!
- What?!
471
00:20:10,353 --> 00:20:12,254
Whoever told you that is a fool.
472
00:20:12,288 --> 00:20:15,391
Oh, crap. I forgot. I'm
meeting Migleemo in his office.
473
00:20:15,425 --> 00:20:17,827
Ha! I had no reason to
come back here for hours.
474
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,444
Where are we
at with those cylinders?
475
00:20:25,468 --> 00:20:26,502
- Complete!
- Complete!
476
00:20:26,536 --> 00:20:27,737
Securing my final clamp!
477
00:20:27,770 --> 00:20:30,373
Taylor, Merp, assume
the rotational stance.
478
00:20:32,308 --> 00:20:34,043
I got this.
479
00:20:36,412 --> 00:20:38,381
Rotate... now!
480
00:20:39,749 --> 00:20:41,851
- Captain, power's up!
- Keep the engine running
481
00:20:41,884 --> 00:20:44,787
- while I hack this megastructure.
- What happened?
482
00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:47,423
Oh, no, did I shut down?
Oh, I'm a terrible host.
483
00:20:47,457 --> 00:20:50,660
Vexilon, focus. I need you to
stop the planetary re-genesis
484
00:20:50,693 --> 00:20:52,328
before we all get killed.
485
00:20:52,362 --> 00:20:54,664
Yes, of course. I'm so sorry.
This is so embarrassing.
486
00:20:54,697 --> 00:20:56,932
Hey, give me a sec.
487
00:20:58,868 --> 00:21:00,503
Great work, team.
488
00:21:00,536 --> 00:21:02,672
Now let's get on the
shuttle before...
489
00:21:02,705 --> 00:21:04,840
Aah, the turbine's overheating!
490
00:21:04,874 --> 00:21:06,509
Uh, Captain, we've
got a problem.
491
00:21:06,542 --> 00:21:07,853
We're almost
done. I need more time.
492
00:21:07,877 --> 00:21:09,488
- Everyone out of here.
- No! We can help.
493
00:21:09,512 --> 00:21:11,981
Ensign, the lieutenant
gave you an order.
494
00:21:19,622 --> 00:21:22,024
Okay, almost... there.
495
00:21:22,057 --> 00:21:24,660
Re-genesis is deactivating.
496
00:21:24,694 --> 00:21:26,396
Lieutenant Boimler,
shut it down.
497
00:21:26,429 --> 00:21:27,663
On it, Captain.
498
00:21:36,506 --> 00:21:38,608
Bradward, no!- -
499
00:21:38,641 --> 00:21:40,410
The lieutenant junior grade
500
00:21:40,443 --> 00:21:44,046
first mission mortality
rate... appears to be accurate.
501
00:21:58,828 --> 00:22:00,930
Uh... hi?
502
00:22:05,468 --> 00:22:08,370
Aah! Get it off! Get
it off me!
503
00:22:08,404 --> 00:22:11,507
Holy , I can't
believe that worked.
504
00:22:11,541 --> 00:22:13,042
Did we complete the mission?
505
00:22:13,075 --> 00:22:15,044
Yes, you were the only fatality.
506
00:22:15,077 --> 00:22:17,046
Yup, feels like it.
507
00:22:17,079 --> 00:22:19,415
The captain believes the
updated operating system
508
00:22:19,449 --> 00:22:21,751
will keep the population safe
for over a thousand years.
509
00:22:21,784 --> 00:22:23,686
Your mission was a success.
510
00:22:23,719 --> 00:22:25,054
Well done, Mr. Boimler.
511
00:22:25,087 --> 00:22:26,789
You never forget
your first death.
512
00:22:26,822 --> 00:22:29,058
Only more and more dangerous
missions from here on out.
513
00:22:31,126 --> 00:22:34,630
Oh, come on, I just
revived him. Everybody out!
514
00:22:34,664 --> 00:22:37,933
Give me 30cc's of whatever just
worked a minute ago.
515
00:22:37,967 --> 00:22:41,003
I am so glad we didn't
get Dirk sucked into the game.
516
00:22:41,036 --> 00:22:43,573
- The guy seems traumatized.
- He's working on it, though.
517
00:22:43,606 --> 00:22:45,150
Under that grouchy exterior
is a guy just trying
518
00:22:45,174 --> 00:22:47,643
- to find some peace.
- I wish he could find it
519
00:22:47,677 --> 00:22:49,387
without sending me all these jazz albums.
520
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:51,981
I like them, and it's bugging
me. I am not a jazz person.
521
00:22:52,014 --> 00:22:53,549
Ugh. I feel silly,
522
00:22:53,583 --> 00:22:55,751
thinking a Starfleet officer
would ever haze someone.
523
00:22:55,785 --> 00:22:57,820
Hmm. Sorry I ever brought it up.
524
00:22:57,853 --> 00:22:59,130
Next time, we assume
the best in people.
525
00:22:59,154 --> 00:23:00,523
Hear! Hear!
526
00:23:00,556 --> 00:23:03,526
They bought the Wadi
game story, huh?
527
00:23:03,559 --> 00:23:05,604
Oh, yeah. Told them I was
stuck in there for a month.
528
00:23:07,162 --> 00:23:09,131
Hey, little
guy. Go get Rutherford.
529
00:23:09,164 --> 00:23:11,066
Aah! Lancelot!
530
00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:13,469
Oh, new lieutenants
give me life.
531
00:23:13,503 --> 00:23:15,638
Good
weasel. Nice weasel.
532
00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:20,743
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533
00:24:19,201 --> 00:24:20,202
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