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- Money, success, fame, glamor.

I'm trying to make a point,
so excuse my grammar.

Fuck the people
who can't take a joke.

Let sleeping dogs lie,
even when they're woke.

The secret to winning
is just be yourself.

And that's an award
you can't fit on no shelf.

And by shelf,

I mean that big, old,
fat, juicy ass.

- Hey, y'all.

What's "gappening"?

Heidi N Closet is back,

and I still have
my natural lips, honey, yes.

You know, when you're blessed
and highly favored like me,

you don't have to get
the "All Star" lips.

Look, natural.

Succulent.

- Heidi N Closet.

Soft and supple.

- Ooh, Jesus, let me tell you.

When I look back at season 12,

I definitely was a struggle bus.

Let's not forget,
"I hate, hate..."

Hate...

- Your hair and makeup today.

- The trauma.

Get in there.

But, baby, what I learned was
that I'm a funny ho.

You better stop.

- You like that ball?

- I usually play
with two at a time.

I ended up in fifth place

and even won Miss Congeniality.

Keep shining your true selves.
Mwah.

But this time around,
I'm gonna win, bitch.

I didn't come back here
to lose again.

We don't do that.
Not in this household,

not in the house of Closet.

We don't lose twice.
Nope.

The gap's the one.

- My name is Mrs. Kasha Davis,

and I'm an alcoholic.

Oops, wrong meeting.

Bitch, she looks good.

- Darling, I love you,
but give me Park Avenue.

- What are you wearing?

My name is Mrs. Kasha Davis,

international
celebrity housewife.

I'm best known
for being the workhorse,

being the sweet one...

Yay!

And the famous catchphrase...

There's always time
for a cocktail.

But these days, I'm having
a mocktail, as it were,

because I'm coming up
on seven years sober.

I actually know
where I am right now.

- How are you?
- Mwah.

My gosh.
How are you?

You look fantastic.
- You look amazing.

- This is it.

It's my time.

All systems go!

And this is my crown to win.

Eight years.

- Eight.
- I was season seven.

- Yes.
- She's a seasoned queen.

- Marinated, even.

Ooh!

- It must be a crime

to serve this much beauty.

- I wonder what she went
to jail for.

- Hola.

My name is Naysha Lopez.

I was on season eight
of "Drag Race"...

Twice.

- Naysha Lopez.
- You're gorgeous.

- I am a pageant girl.

I can sing.
I can dance.

I'm a former Miss Continental.

I'm trying not
to get overwhelmed.

But in my season,
I was so caught up trying

to be, like, perfection,
that I just lost myself,

and I went home first.

To be called back...

- How soon can you get here?

- Bitches, I'm back!

And to be eliminated
a second time in one season,

I was like, son of a...

- Babe.
- I just saw you.

- I know.

I just really wanna prove

to everyone and myself
that I can win this.

- Who about to fuck this up?

- I might fuck
this shit up, girl.

- Girl!
- Nah, I'm just kidding.

- Your ringleader has arrived.

Prepare to send in the clowns.

They're already here.

- She called us a clown.

- I'm Kahanna Montrese
from season 11.

Your girl has a glow-up.

- Kahanna Montrese.

- Touch all this skin.

- She's Coco Montrese's
daughter.

She got a reputation
to live up to.

- On season 11,
I felt like being a Montrese,

I'm gonna have
all the girls gagged.

- I just don't know
if she's ready yet.

- But I was so unprepared.

I was just, like,
a little baby drag queen.

Hi.
- Yes.

- Hey.
- My gosh.

Since my season,
a lot has changed.

I had my eyebrows lifted,
my nose done,

my ass, my hips, my teeth done.

Catch it.

And on top of that,
I have put in the work.

- This is showgirl.

I love it, yeah.
- Thank you.

- And this time,
I guarantee you,

you will see why I deserve
to be crowned.

- Yeah!

The muse is back.

I'm Kandy Muse,
your runner-up from season 13.

Did you miss me?

Do you think I'm sexy?

'Cause I think you're sexy.

I ain't a nice girl,
I'm a naughty girl.

Is the bus still running?

Bitch, she died.

- I want Kandy breakfast,
lunch, and dinner.

- Kandy Muse is super funny,

super beautiful, super talented.

But also, I'm a little
hood bitch from the Bronx.

I'm big, I'm brown, I'm loud.

No!

I came on 13
with this big personality

that was not
everyone's favorite.

So I am one of the most
polarizing characters

in "Drag Race" history.

If you don't have star quality,

get the fuck out of here!

I honestly thought

you would have been
in the bottom.

Just my opinion.

- You Captain Trouble, honey.

- The last time I was here,
I almost won the crown.

- Right, yeah.
- You was this close, girl.

- Baby, Symone said,
give me that thing.

It's finally my time.

I feel it, I feel it, I feel it.

Kandy is coming to give you
a cavity, bitch.

- The wait is over.

- Baby.
- You better.

- That's a woman!

- I'm Darienne Lake

from season six
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

It's nice being back
in this chair.

It's about damn time.

- Dip into the waters
of Darienne Lake.

- I'm sweating
like two rats humping

- in a wool sock right now.
- Dear.

- She's a fierce lip-syncher...

- She is.
- And so funny.

- At the gym, I'm like a ninja.

You will never see me there.

- On season six,
I went up against

the stiffest competition,
and I ended up fourth.

Okurrr?

My God.

- You look so good, baby.

- Thank you.
- My goodness.

Darienne Lake, baby,

she is looking
like a pond, honey.

A pond is smaller
than a lake, right?

This body.
- Baby, this a transformation.

- This body-ody-ody.
- Yes.

- Thank you.
I borrowed it.

Since "Drag Race,"
I've lost about 200 pounds.

But don't worry,
I'm still two tons

of twisted steel and sex appeal.

You know, just feeling good,
feeling fit,

feeling down
to my fighting weight.

Yes.

- Drag is what I do.

Monica's who I am, baby.

I'm Monica Beverly Hillz
from season five

of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

- I want some
of them cookies, girl.

- Monica Beverly Hillz.

- Yeah.
- Whoo.

Look at those legs.

- Can't you see
I'm trying to get some sun?

Back in season five,
it was something

I thought mentally
I was prepared for.

And then walking
into the Werk Room

and being surrounded by people

that were so confident
within themselves

really had an effect on me.

It's hard being here.

- You're kind of disconnected.

- I've just been
holding a secret in.

I'm not just a drag queen.

I'm a transgender woman.

- I invited you here
because you were fierce.

The only person
who does not believe is you.

- It was tough for me
to break down like that.

But now, looking back, the way
I've touched so many people

and, most importantly,
the way I've been a voice

for trans women of color,

I am a role model,
and I'm proud of it.

Hey, girls.

And now the pussy pioneer
princess is back, baby.

I'm so ready, Freddy.

- You looking good, girl.
- It's been a while.

Been a while.
- How many years?

How many years?
- Well, bitch, I'm an Italian.

I don't count, girl.

- I'm ready to star

All Stars."

Yes!

Work.

- Hi, everyone.
Jaymes Mansfield here.

I was originally
on "RuPaul's Drag Race"

season nine.

- Jaymes Mansfield.

- I'm a Tejano living
in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

- I love whimsy.
I thought I was

being served a comedy queen.

- Season nine was
a crash course in drag for me.

- I feel that you're
unsure of yourself.

- I went home first.

But in my defense,
they didn't say you had

to be a fucking cheerleader
on that application

when I filled it out.

My God!

I've worked my ass off

these past couple years.

Holy shit.

The way I've evolved
from where I was

in season nine, I don't even
recognize that girl.

Looking back, it's like,
that's my Dorian Gray, okay?

She's aging terribly

while I'm getting more
and more gorgeous.

- You moved, right?

- Yeah, I'm in Las Vegas now.

- Vegas!
- Me and Kahanna are rivals.

- Do you really wanna
go there, babe?

- I know my way around here.

My name is Alexis Michelle
from season nine.

Broadway is back in the house
and ready for action.

I'm Alexis, and I'm a floozy.

- This was really good.

This is someone to watch,
I think.

- Momager.

- Bitch, you turned it out.

- Your Kris Jenner was dope.

- I feel like my talent
was definitely

what got me to the top five
on season nine.

Also, my tenacity.

Swallow!

Baby, I can sing, dance, act.

I'm a professional
through and through.

And my star is only on the rise.

Look at us!

- Yes!
- We're here!

- I want that crown.

I want that title.

I want that legacy.

I don't know who else is
coming, but I gotta say,

I'm so honored to be here
with all of you.

Aw.

- There is no
Miss Congeniality award, girl.

I don't care.

- She's starting already, girl.

- My God.
- Yeah!

- Always go for the gold.

- Work, bitch.

- Here I am, Jessica Wild

from season two.

The chicken is back.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

- Escandalo!

- Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Lip-synch for your life!

- I love that drink.

Season two,
I had to work very hard...

I believe.

Because I didn't speak
good English.

This is not my challenge.

- Action.
- Welcome to another

fried hot meal.

But I survived.

Because in English
or in Spanish,

Jessica Wild is
a superstar, baby.

After 13 mother-tucking years,
I'm back.

This is my time.

Don't forget that I am an OB,

an Original Bitch.

And when you were a baby,
I was doing drag already.

- Your season was actually
the first season

I ever watched, so I'm just...

- When you were, like, 12 years?

- I was in the ninth grade,
so let me count.

- I was in high school too,
yeah.

Shit.

Bitch.

- I didn't come to race,
I came to cruise.

- Canada in the house, bitches.

- Hi, I'm Jimbo,
and you may remember me

from "Canada's Drag Race"
season one

and "UK Versus the World."

The breasts of the west,
the tits, the top.

Big tits, that's me.

You miss your mother?
Smell my goddamn fingers.

- Jimbo is a drag clown

and all about pushing boundaries

and leaving people wondering,
what the hell?

Silence!

I'll get you, Ru,

and your little dog too.

I'm talking about you, Michelle.

It's my third time around,

and I can't wait to take
these American hos down.

There is no doot aboot it.

We did it.
We made it.

Yes!

- What time does
the cruise depart?

- I can understand her 'cause
I can speak Canadian as well.

- Wow.
- Wow.

- I'm back to bag these bitches.

- Aah!
- Yes, LaLa!

- Ooh, the LaLa Ri experience
is back.

You know me from season 13.

They called the Miss
Congeniality to come back,

so I had to come back
to attack, honey.

- Do-re-mi, LaLa Ri.

- LaLa Ri knows how to perform.

- Season 13 was
a blessed experience.

I became an award-winning
designer...

- Absolutely no.

- So to speak.

- In recognition of the worst
look of the season.

- That bag look really just
made me even more famous.

Something that was meant
to be, like,

my downfall was actually,
like, my rise.

So shout-out to the gift bags.

- I am the only
golden child here, girl.

- This time around, we are
going for the big bucks, honey.

All the way to the top.
Give me the crown.

I got this one in the bag.

Trust me, gift bags, Prada bags,

Louis Vuitton bags,
grocery bags.

Yes!

Ooh, let me take these off
so I can hear.

- Walking into this competition,

I thought I was gonna be
the baddest bitch in here,

but these girls are cinched
and padded

and tucked and plucked
and primped to perfection.

So I'm like, okay,
there's a competition here.

Are y'all, like...
Are y'all nervous?

- Well, this is the thing,
every "All Stars" season,

there's a twist, right?

- I think the twist is
that you are here.

- Hello, hello, hello.

- You look sharp.

You're just sayin' that.

Ladykins, welcome home.

Now, you are some of the most
gorgeous, outrageous,

and courageous queens
in the herstory of "Drag Race."

- Yes.
- Thank you.

- Wow.
- You're correct.

- I've invited you back
to reclaim your time

and to snatch your spot

in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame.

- Yes.

- Hashtag AllStars8.

First thing's first,

classic "All Star" rules are
in full effect.

Ooh.

- Each week, I'll choose
one top All Star.

She will face off against
a secret lip-sync assassin.

Okay.

- If the top All Star wins,

she will send one
of her fellow queens home.

If the lip-sync assassin wins,

a secret group vote
will determine

which queen gets the chop.

And in the grand finale,

the winning queen will earn
a cash prize of...

$200,000.

- I love the coins, baby, yes.

- That's a lot of money...

Minus the taxes,
but who's an accountant?

I don't' even...
I never did good at math.

- But there's a new twist

that will make this competition
extra special.

On this season of "All Stars,"

there are two ways to win.

- What?

- I don't even know
how to win one way,

and now you're telling me
there's two ways?

- Ooh, I hope it's
bare-knuckle boxing.

- But more on that later.

God damn it.

- All Stars, for your first
Mini Challenge,

we're throwing
a fashion extravaganza.

Ooh.

- And you need
to serve two looks.

First category is Famous Then,

a glamorous look inspired
by years gone by.

Second category is Famous Now,

a look that embodies
modern day fame.

Now, are you ready?

- I'm ready.
- Yeah,

- Are you sure you're ready?

- The pussy's fired up now.

- All Stars, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

The winner of
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot in
the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000.

With extra-special
guest judge, Idina Menzel.

As Janice Dickinson once said,

"Fame is a fickle food
on a shifting plate."

Ru, I think
that was Emily Dickinson.

- Same difference.

Shh, it's starting.

Category is Famous Then.

Up first, Alexis Michelle.

- Ooh, yes, God.

I am serving Norma Desmond
realness, honey.

- Or Angela La-la-lansbury
in "Mame."

- To anybody who might have
written me off in the past,

babies, watch with a fresh
set of eyes,

and maybe you'll, like,
get on board this time.

- Kahanna Montrese.

- I am taking you back
to foxtails and boas.

Full showgirl.

You catch this leg?

It's glowing too.

- Kahanna Montrese,

starring
in "A Tale of Two Titties."

Heidi N Closet.

- My drag has evolved
from poverty chic,

and is now
but with a touch of restraint.

It looks rich.

- You know, she's a pro,

but she's still a little green.

- Up next, Mrs. Kasha Davis.

I'm giving you Lucille Ball

1945 "Ziegfeld Follies."

I love Lucy.

She's a workhorse queen,
just like me.

- Hey, Mr. Arnstein, here I am.

- Yes.

Naysha Lopez.

- Bitch, I am serving
classic beauty.

I am dripping in pearls,

exactly how
Ms. Coco Chanel did.

- I think I just
tweed my pants a little.

- Kandy Muse.

- I chose to do
"Supermodel" RuPaul.

Every single detail is to the T,

the same way RuPaul's
outfit was built

back in the 1800s.

- Kandy Muse Paul.

- Yeah, I know her.
You know her?

- Darienne Lake.

- I am ready
for the Renaissance festival.

Yes, just get this girl
a turkey leg.

She is ready to battle
a knight in shining armor.

- She makes the men Camelot.

- Monica Beverly Hillz.

Hiii-eroglyphics.

- Since the last time
you saw me,

my drag has really
changed a lot.

Back in the day,
it was kind of cheap.

Not anymore.

- She's trying to sell one
of those pyramid schemes.

Yes.

- Jaymes Mansfield.

- I'm wearing
a gorgeous sequin gown

inspired by my Mexican heritage.

Ooh.

- That's right, the camp queen
is a Vegas showgirl now.

- You heard of Tijuana Brass?
- Yeah.

- That's Tijuana ass.
- Okay!

Jessica Wild.

- I am the Queen Nefertiti.

I know RuPaul was looking at me,

and she's like,
that's my golden child.

- Boom, boom, boom,
let's go back to my tomb.

Jimbo.
- Ooh.

- I am serving
a Marilyn Monroe fantasy.

I am being blown
from every direction,

and I'm ready to sing,

"Happy birthday,
Mr. President."

- "The Seven Year Itch."

You know, there's
an ointment for that.

- There is.

- LaLa Ri.

- I'm giving you
old-school Hollywood

'60s glamor, honey.

I got this glittery fabric
with the fur trim.

Giving it, girl.

- Does she make you
Lena Horne-y?

- She does.

- Category is Famous Now.

Alexis Michelle.

- Anyone have eyes on Alexis?

- Lord help me.
I cannot see a thing,

but my body is snatched.

- That color just makes
her eyes pop.

Kahanna Montrese.

- I'm serving you
Black queer excellence.

That's right, I'm recreating
Lil Nas X experience

that he did on the Grammys.

Lil Nas triple-X.

- Heidi N Closet.

- Take a bow.

- My Famous Now look is...

Think very Chloe,
Halle Bailey vibes.

And I'm serving legs out,
tuck's out.

Hopefully, the tuck's not out.

- If you liked it then you
should have put a bow on it.

- Thank you.
- That's right.

Mrs. Kasha Davis.

- Momager.

- Jenner?
I hardly know her.

- I am the momager
of my drag family.

We do drag brunch
in Rochester, New York,

and I'm always bookin' the gals.

- Are you sure that's not Liza?

- Not 100.
- Not 100% sure.

- Okay.

- Naysha Lopez.

- My inspiration
for this look is none other

than Donatella Versace.

- Donatell-her what to wear.

- Child, am I serving glamor.

- It's RuPaul's Ver-sace race.

Yes, it is.

Kandy Muse.

- I'm serving you high fashion,

futuristic celebrity woman
on the go.

I feel good, and I look good.

- You've heard
of Megan Thee Stallion?

Meet Megan Thee Prostitute.

Darienne Lake.

- I am serving Billie Eilish.

Looking stunning,

hiding my fabulous rack

underneath this oversized shirt.

- Look out, kids,
it's dress-up day,

and mom's coming
as an emo child.

- Monica Beverly Hillz.

- My Famous Now look,
I am serving Ms. Kim Petras.

Showing the body
and of course these boots

'cause, baby,
these boots are custom.

- Some people want a PhD.

- I want an MBH.
- Yes.

Jaymes Mansfield.

My God, it's JoJo Siwa.

It's, like, a doppelganger,
literally.

I look super cute.

- She's like a kid
in a candy store.

It's a JoJo song.

Jessica Wild.

- My New Fame look is inspired

by the king of Latin trap,
Bad Bunny.

I look like a hooker,
and I love that.

- Is she a good bunny
or a bad bunny?

- She's a bad bitch bunny.

- Jimbo.

Ooh, I give this the thumbs-up.

- For my Famous Now,

I am serving
some social media diva.

Click on all my links.

I love my thumbs-up hair.

I am feeling beautiful.

- My eyes are up here.

No, that's my thumb.

LaLa Ri.

- Ooh.
- Ooh.

I will subscribe to Ru-ly Fanz.

- Social media nowadays is,
like, the New Fame.

Everybody's getting naked
on the World Wide Web

and getting millions
of dollars, honey,

and I'm trying to be one of 'em.

- If I can't sell it,
I'm gonna sit on it.

And then I'm gonna
take a picture of it

and then sell it.
- Good idea.

- Whoo.
Wow, that was fun.

- It's hard being a famous
Ru-ly Fanz model, honey.

- Baby.
- I know, right?

- Yes, baby,
that's how it's done.

The girls turnt it.
This is "All Stars."

The competition is stiff,
and these bitches came to play.

We're having a good time.

- Jiggle those titties.

Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle,
jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.

Ooh.

And truth be told,

one of my "Drag Race" crushes
is here in the room...

Ms. LaLa Ri.

Pshew.

Fine.

What kind
of straightjacket bullshit?

- These are new.
Those look a little bit old.

Aah!

- Who are you most shocked
to see here?

- I'm surprised to see Jimbo.

- Yes.
That gagged me.

I didn't think
we were crossing, like,

countries
and international girls.

- Baby, crossing the pond.

Wait, no.
Canada's above there.

Whatever.

- One thing about her,
she's creative and crazy.

- She's funny.
- And RuPaul does

love the bitch, so...
- Yeah.

- Jimbo.
Look at that hairy chest.

- Yeah.
- Ooh.

- You know.
- Very feminine.

- Serving some trade.

- What make you decide
to compete for the third time?

- Doing drag and competing is
my favorite thing.

It's terrifying
and exhilarating,

but it's the best opportunity
to show what we love to do.

How long
since you competed, Monica?

Nine or ten years.

Damn.

- But I'm happy to be back.

I'd be dumb to pass up
this opportunity,

you know?
- Totally.

- The evolution of drag
right now

is so different.
- It's crazy.

- When we were here,
it was like,

who have the best
Forever 21 dress?

- Is this
the Miss Congeniality corner?

- This is
the Miss Congeniality corner.

This is the nice ho corner,
honey.

- The question is,
is we gonna be nice...

- Absolutely fucking not.

There's no award
this season, bitch,

so there's no point
in me trying to act nice, okay?

There ain't no Miss Congeniality

this season, girl.

My strategy to win
this competition is to do

whatever I need to do.

There is nothing else more...

I was trying to make a fancy
big word at that moment.

It didn't really work out
for me the way

I thought it was gonna
in my head.

But I want the $200,000, bitch.

If I have to vote you off,
sis, I'm sorry.

I repent or something to Jesus.

- I cannot take
that little denim gig

you have going on, girl.

What the fuck is that?

- It's a self-made,
homemade gaff.

It's a little homemade gaff.

- Yes.
I'm still poor in my head.

- That little denim gaff
keeps her humble, you know?

Tea.

- Ms. Lake.

I'm still deadlocked
on this twist

and what they mean
by "another way to win."

- I don't know.
Point system?

Um, popular vote?
Um...

Death match.

- Rumble.
- Yes.

- I mean, who knows
what it could be?

It could be, like,
if you get voted out,

you get to take somebody
with you.

- Hey, All Stars.

Hey.

- We are just getting started.

For your first Maxi Challenge,

you'll be performing
new versions

of the underground club classic,

"Money, Success,
Fame, Glamour."

- Ooh.
- I like that.

- The iconic track was
originally written

and performed
by The Fabulous Pop Tarts.

Today, you may know them

as the executive producers
of "RuPaul's Drag Race,"

my squirrel friends,

Randy Barbato and Fenton Bailey.

- I may have met them before.

- Now, you'll be working
in two groups.

We're gonna go left to right,
starting with Alexis Michelle,

Darienne Lake...
- That's me.

- Heidi N Closet...

- Ooh.
- Kahanna Montrese...

- Now this is gonna be fun.

- Kandy Muse, and Naysha Lopez.

You'll be performing

"Money, Success, Fame, Glamour,"

the glam rock mix.

- Ooh.
- Work.

- And Jaymes Mansfield...
- Me.

- Jessica Wild...
- Here I am.

- Jimbo, LaLa Ri,

Monica Beverly Hillz,
and Mrs. Kasha Davis,

you'll be performing

"Money, Success, Fame, Glamour,"

the disco mix.

- Yes.
- Ooh.

- Work.
- Okay.

- You'll each write and record

your own solo verse.

- Ooh.
- Okay.

- And in your groups,

you need to work together
to create the choreography.

- Okay.

- We got this.
- Yeah.

- All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

- Ooh.
- Wow.

- Let's focus.
- Let's do this.

Make a song.

- For this week's
Maxi Challenge,

we will be performing
new versions

of the underground club classic,

"Money, Success, Fame,
and Glamour."

- So maybe we should
listen to the song first.

- Yeah.
- Hit that beat, DJ.

- I think this challenge
features all my strengths,

like dancing, singing,
choreography.

I love disco.

I have my inner
Donna Summer here shining.

- I'm going in the direction
of referencing old Hollywood,

but making a lot
of really dirty puns.

- Perfect.

What do you got so far?

"Sophisticated glamor
with a banjee twist..."

- Ooh.
- I'm gonna start off with.

- Ooh.

- And LaLa's gonna give us
a Ms. LaLa experience?

- I'll give a LaLa
ghetto experience,

rapping down, you know,
feeling my Trina fantasy

in the disco era.

- I'm gonna rap too.
- Let's do it.

- You're gonna rap?
Unh.

Everyone loves
this old-ass queen.

Kill 'em with kindness,
that's my scene.

Yep.

- Is this some
booty-shaking music?

- No, it's glam rock, bitch.

Okay.

- Glam rock is very,
"I don't give a fuck.

"I'm gonna do whatever I want.

"I'm not gonna ask
for permission.

I'm gonna break the rules."

And that is what I'm about.

- Why don't we come up
with some kind of concept

as to our lyrics?

- I mean, it's been so long.

Like, I was season six.

So I kind of feel like
I have to be like,

"Hey, remember this?
Remember who I was?"

And now I'm living
the lifestyle, darling.

In this first challenge,
you gotta come out of the gate

with a huge stride.

So I'm gonna literally put
my absolute fucking all

into this challenge.

I am gonna go
like I'm at a glory hole,

just balls to the wall.

- Okay, but listen, bitch,

we definitely need a group name.

Since glam rock
is so underground,

it can be something stupid.

- I'm down
with something stupid.

- I don't know,
like, Fame Whores.

- Fame Tarts.
- Fame Tarts.

We're literally making
them eat it, so...

- Yes!
- There you go!

Whoo!

Here we are, dolls.
- Here we go.

- It's time to rehearse
our choreography,

and, bitch, I wanna rock it out.

I'm gonna shake my wig.
I'm gonna shake my pussy.

I'm gonna pop this ass
all over the stage.

- So is someone gonna spearhead
the choreography, or, like...

- Um, okay, I nominate you.

- Ooh, but hold on.
Wait, hold on.

I mean, that's fi... I'm...

- You're a strong dancer, right?

- I'm comfortable with choreo...

I choreographed season 12's
"I'm That Bitch."

- So I could do it.
- Yeah.

- Okay. It's helpful to have
somebody spearhead for sure.

- Absolutely.
Can we get a track play

really fast
so we can feel the beat?

- Ooh.

- Let's do it.
- All right, work.

- Fame, success, glamour.
- Yes.

- When she slides out, I was
thinking we all slide away...

- Okay.
- Yeah, sickening.

- Like a Fosse Amoeba.

Should we do just
sections of poses?

Pop.

Pop.

Pop.

Are my balls out?

- I just wanna start with,
like, a close-up group

and then just spread out
to the pyramid.

Do y'all feel that?

Do y'all think that's okay?
- Yeah.

- Heidi, me and you would do
the same thing, right?

- Yeah.
- That's so corny.

I'm so sorry.
That is so corny.

We're not gonna be in a cluster
going into a pyramid.

Is no one else seeing
what I'm seeing?

Am I going crazy?

Five, six, seven, eight.
What?

When the fuck have you seen
a rock star do that?

We're glam rock.

We're fucking
rock and roll divas.

- All right.
- Okay, then lead, diva.

- Why don't we just have
set spots,

do our verses,
and then just go from there?

- Heidi, do you wanna tackle
the chorus choreography?

- Do y'all want me to tackle
the chorus choreography?

- Absolutely.
- Come on, mama.

- These hos done lost
their damn marbles.

They're like, "Yes, Heidi,
we'll listen to you.

Yes, Heidi,
we'll do whatever you say."

Start with right.

And then we start rehearsing,

and they're like,
"No, we gonna do this.

"I don't like that.

That don't make no sense."

We got our transitions?
- Got it, yeah.

- Baby, relax
and let me do my choreography.

- Work.
- Okay.

We're moving now, y'all.
We got this, honeys.

- All right,
Destiny's Badass Kids, honey.

- Glitter babies.

Well, fame starts now, okay?

I'm feeling excited.

- I think we should open...
- Yeah, with, like!

- 'Cause there's a disco vibe
to it.

Me and Jessica,
we have decided to take

the leading roles as
the dance captains, I suppose.

- I was doing, like,
dun-dun-dun.

- Whatever your heart tells you.

- I like this.

- Yeah.

- Money, we can do like this.

Money.

Success.

- Success.

- Yeah.
Fame.

- Money.
Ba-ba.

Success.

Shimmy.
Da-da-da-da-da.

- You just left half the girls
in the dust, Jessica.

Calm down.

- Yeah, that's cute.
- Yeah?

- What are you doing
with your head?

- Money.
Ba-ba.

- Jessica's living
her own fantasy

right now at the moment...

- And then shimmy.
Da-da-da-da-da.

- Which I get,
and I love it, girl.

But not all of us can do
a twip and a twirl

and a Suzy Q to Suzy Q
and a Suzy Q.

- So bring it down a little bit.

That's not looking right.

- As long
as the arms are selling,

that's what matters.

- This rehearsal is not
going well,

and I have the feeling
we are going to stay

the whole night working on this,

because tomorrow
in front of RuPaul,

we can't fuck it up.

- Aah!

Girl.

- Wait, what am I doing?
What am I doing?

- You're over here, D.

- Today, we're getting ready

to perform our very own versions

of that underground club hit,

"Money, Success, Fame,
and Glamour."

- Those look juicy.
- I didn't get much sleep,

so I'm like,
these eye patches might help.

- I need one of those
for my entire face.

My God, I know.

This is "All Stars" eight,
honey.

You gotta give every ounce
of your body on that stage.

So I'll be giving all,

you know, however many
ounces is in, um, 142 pounds.

So I'll let you do the math.

You came over to give
my titties a squeeze?

Do they pass
the Darienne Lake squeeze test?

- They really do, my gosh.

- Ooh.
- So how you feeling now, love?

- You know what?
It's gonna be good.

If it looks off,
I'm gonna make it

just so it looks like
you guys are off.

- That's how you're
supposed to do it.

Professional, honey.

Fuck us up, honey, okay?

- How was your rehearsal?

Yesterday was
a fucking shit show.

- Well, yesterday for both teams

I feel like was kind of,
like, messy.

But, girl, I can see your mood.

- I was, in my head,
like, really bad.

- Don't, like,
get defeated right away.

You know what I mean?
- Yeah.

There's no time to pout.
That's why I'm like,

bitch, I'm gonna
slay the choreography...

- Yeah.
- And do what I have to do.

Being here means a lot to me.

I have been waiting for this
moment for a long time.

So I'm nervous.

I know I have a lot to prove.

But I guarantee everybody is
feeling the same type of way,

shaking in our leotards
and all that.

- Here, let me help you
with that.

- All right, come on over here.
- I'm gonna tape you

right across your mouth.

Jimbo.

Are you excited to be here.

- I'm so excited...

- Okay, cute.
- Because I'm here with you.

Real cute.

You can't send me home.

- I will never, if you promise
that if I'm ever in the bottom,

that you won't send me home.

- Let's not forget that this
competition is a Ru-mocracy.

You need to have votes
on your side.

And in order for you
to have votes,

you need to have friends.

- I promise.

- I'm watching you, bitch.

I promise.

I love Kandy.
- Okay, good.

Heidi, Jimbo,
and myself were on tour

before coming
onto this competition.

So automatically, we are
gonna be really close

and really great friends.

It's not even an alliance.

It's making a pact of, like,

girl, I have you, you have you,

you have me,
and we have each other.

Do you think RuPaul is gonna
tell us the twist

on the main stage?

- I would love to.
- I hope so, bitch.

- I would love to know

how there's two ways to win.

- What is this twist
Ru is talking about?

I'm too old for surprises.

My heart can't take it, okay?
Just let me know.

- How's everybody feeling
about the vote?

- I feel so strong
about our group.

I couldn't send anyone
from our group home.

But I don't know

the other group...
- Wow.

- I don't know the other
group well enough.

I don't know what's happening
in your group to know.

- They're taking everything
into account too.

- Yeah.
The fashion show

and the main challenge
and the runway.

- Right.
- Girl, it's a full package.

- I wanna play a fair game.

Like, I wanna, you know,
honor people that are doing...

- I mean,
but how fair is the game

when there's $200,000
on the line?

- 200.
- That's real.

- I know a lot of girls say
we gonna vote on criteria,

but a lot of you bitches
might wanna send home

your biggest competition.

- Who wants
to admit that publicly?

- Right.
- I would just say,

do whatever you feel is best,

but be prepared
for some pressure...

- Yeah.
- If you're not doing

what the group feels
you should do.

- Ooh.

- So "UK Versus the World" was

my first time
with the "All Stars" rules,

and I did some, you know,
questionable voting.

I picked Jujubee because she's
a really good singer,

and I wanna be the one
that sings with Ru.

- I'm gagged.
I am gagged.

- And it ended up
putting a target on my back.

- Pangina, which queen have
you chosen to get the chop?

- I choose Jimbo to go home.

- So this time,

I'm gonna keep my cards
close to my chest.

Well, I guess close to my chest.

- Either way,
when it comes down to it,

eliminations are gonna be messy.

- They are.
- And feelings are gonna

get hurt, and people's
dreams are gonna get crushed.

- We gonna see some face cracks

and some claws
coming out, honey.

It's gonna be severe
up in here, baby.

- Whoo-hoo!

- Welcome to the main stage

of
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."

South Plainfield, New Jersey's
most famous daughter,

Michelle Visage.

What's your most random brush
with celebrity?

- Now, Ru, I don't like to brag,

but I was recently
in a limo with Porkchop.

Were you the driver?

- Hey, it pays the bills.

- The hilarious Ross Mathews.

What's your most random brush
with celebrity?

- Well, I one time
used a bathroom

right after Carol Channing.

- And?
- No, no, no.

I don't flush and tell.

And the wickedly wonderful
Idina Menzel.

Now what's your brush
with celebrity?

- Once I was at
the People's Choice Awards,

and John Travolta introduced me
to Adele Dazeem.

Such a bitch.

- I've heard that, yes.

This week we challenged
our All Stars to write, sing,

and perform new mixes
of the club classic,

"Money, Success,
Fame, Glamour."

All Stars, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

Wham, bam, thank you, glam.

It's the Fame Tarts
with their new glam rock hit,

"Money, Success, Fame, Glamour"

Hit it.

Ooh.

- Amazing.

- Give it up
for the Glitter Chicks,

with their brand-new disco hit,

"Money, Success,
Fame, Glamour."

Category is Famous Forever,

your timeless signature drag.

Up first, Alexis Michelle.

- I am feeling
peachy keen, honey.

And this unit growing out
of my very own scalp?

Thank you very much.

- No glove, no love.

Darienne Lake.

- I'm wearing Michelle Visage's

favorite color, leopard.

The tits are out,
the waist is snatched.

Ooh, she looks like
an absolute goddess.

- You know what they say
about Darienne Lake,

go deep.

Ooh.

- Heidi N Closet.

- Heidi is serving
her pimptress outfit.

She got her leprosy print on.

There's a slight nod

to Chris Tucker
in "Fifth Element."

- These boots were made
for fucking.

- Kahanna Montrese.

- This phoenix is rising
from the ashes.

I'm giving you legs,
body-ody-ody,

and all this fiery pussy.

- Michelle, is this
what menopause is like?

- Yes.
Actually, yes.

- Kandy Muse.

- I'm in this monochromatic
red from head to toe.

Look at the hair.
Look at the body.

This is high fashion to the T.

- This is what Mrs. Claus would
wear if she was ho ho ho.

- Naysha Lopez.

- I am serving glamor, sex,

and of course,
the body is snatched.

Ain't nobody coming for me
on this runway.

- Look, Elsa's a brunette.

- Jaymes Mansfield.

Wow, those are the largest
muffs I've ever seen.

- I'm giving you
an old '50s atomic look

but with an even kitschier,
tackier twist.

- You're telling me
that's a Mansfield?

- Jessica Wild.

- My Famous Forever
signature drag is rocker chic,

because Jessica Wild is
a rocker chick.

- Biker?

- Rocker?

Jimbo.

Somebody just fucked
her brains out.

- I am serving brains, body,
and booty.

I'm letting it all hang out.

- Now that's a hypothalam-ass.

- LaLa Ri.

- Everybody knows
my signature drag is usually

a leotard
because she's a showgirl.

But we wanted to elevate,
so we added a little train.

And you know you can always
knock 'em dead in red.

- She got this dress half off.

- Yes, she does.

Monica Beverly Hillz.

- I'm showing my legs.

Fringe hanging everywhere.

Looking like a little
Spanish Latin dancer.

Classic Monica Beverly Hillz.

- She's now starring
in the Vegas revival

of "The Color Purple."

Mrs. Kasha Davis.

- My Famous Forever look is
glamorous housewife in purple.

Classic Mrs. Kasha Davis.

With a helmet because I've gotta

be ready for these bitches.

- I love when she wears
her natural hair.

Welcome, All Stars.

Based on your
girl group performances

and all three of your Fame
runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

Heidi N Closet,

Kandy Muse,

Naysha Lopez,

Jessica Wild,

Jimbo,

Mrs. Kasha Davis,

ladies, you are all...

safe.

You may leave the stage.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Good luck, ladies.

- Ladies, you represent the tops

and the bottoms of the week.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques,

starting with Alexis Michelle.

- Alexis, you look
stunning tonight.

And your first look,
Famous Then,

you know, I always thought
I wanted to be cremated,

No, scratch that.

I wanna be buried in that.

- And then, of course,
your Famous Now,

you went with Kim Kardashian's
Balenciaga Met Gala look,

which was a risk.

But I loved seeing
Alexis up there

doing something
very fashion-forward.

- It was a risk,
and it just really worked.

I saw that
in the musical number too.

You're here to take a risk.

You're here to win.

- I'm in awe of you.

I think you look
absolutely stunning.

The way you walk that runway,
so elegant and exquisite.

And you deserve
to be in the spotlight.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Darienne Lake.

- Let's talk
about your Fame looks.

You were Guinevere, and
I thought the idea was cute.

The Billie Eilish, for me,
was just not drag enough.

It's a T-shirt.

- It was too literal.

And we want extreme.

- You do need to kick it up,

like tonight.

You look just so beautiful.

- During the musical number,
you were great.

Not only did you look
beautiful with that hair,

but it looked like
you were having fun.

- I noticed a few
choreographed things

that might have been uncertain,

but you had the best attitude,
and your energy was amazing.

- Thank you.

- All right, up next,

Kahanna Montrese.

- Bitch, she coming in hot
on "All Stars."

There is a power
and a fire lit within you.

- I'm kind of speechless.

When you came out
in the group number,

I couldn't take my eyes off you.

Tonight, you were spectacular.

- Your presence was undeniable.

But what I really loved was
that tribute to Lil Nas X.

And then, of course, this.

If I looked like that,
I'd probably wear that

to the grocery store.

- You put in the hard yards,
and it showed tonight.

Thank you, Kahanna.
- Thank you.

- Up next, Jaymes Mansfield.

- Your classic mariachi look,
I loved it.

And you did it
in a Jaymes Mansfield,

Helena Bonham Carter
type of way.

- That's a compliment.

- For me, it is.

What I really went
wild for though was

your kind of tribute
to JoJo Siwa.

I thought it was so fun.
I thought it was really cute.

I thought the outfit was great.

- I was really taken with you.

I loved how you just floated
around the stage.

You have this cherubic quality
that's really beautiful.

- And then in the girl group,

you weren't able
to do the choreography...

But I really didn't care
because you were so funny.

- Well, thank you, Jaymes.
- Thank you.

- Up next, LaLa Ri.

Yes.

- LaLa, I'm so happy
you're here.

My favorite line from
the girl group challenge was,

"I eat hot chicken
off diamond dishes."

- She do.
- Yes, she do.

- You were so powerful on
the stage in the group number.

There's, like, a crazy, cool,
sexy energy coming from you.

And you were one
of the standouts to me.

- Thank you.

Your Famous Then,
Diahann Carroll.

I mean, what a beautiful homage.

Your Famous Now,
I think the issue I had

with that outfit was
the letters should have looked

a bit more put together.
- Yeah.

- But LaLa Ri tonight, this
is how you should always look.

Your pussy is fully stepped up.

- Yes, honey.

- Up next, Monica Beverly Hillz.

- How great it is to see you.

Your Famous Then
inspired by Cleopatra,

I just thought it was
beautifully done.

I thought your Kim Petras
tribute was cute.

But I think the issue
for you is you're nervous

'cause it's been a long-ass
time since you've been here.

I could feel it.
Like, when you were out there

doing your thing, I could
see it and I could feel it.

So when you do that,
that makes us nervous.

- I'll tell you what I see.

I see somebody who is so ready

for this moment
in the spotlight,

who is so good at what they do,

who needs to own this moment
with the world watching.

- It's just been a while.

And I really want this bad.

But I know that I am fierce,

I just have to fucking
go there, and that's it.

- Even though I could feel
that you were holding back

a little, you got on stage
after all this time,

and you did it,
and you are exquisite.

- This outfit is gorgeous.

Loved the Cleopatra look.

And I could tell
you were feeling it.

You found your light
in that costume.

You need to find that light
in every situation.

Thank you, Monica.
- Thank you, guys.

- Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.

Based on the judges' critiques,
I've made some decisions.

Kahanna Montrese,

condragulations, you are
the top All Star of the week.

You've won a cash prize
of $5,000.

Alexis Michelle,

Jaymes Mansfield,

LaLa Ri,

you are safe.

Darienne Lake,

Monica Beverly Hillz,

I'm sorry, my dears, but you are

the bottom two All Stars
of the week.

Kahanna, you need to decide

which of the bottom queens
to eliminate tonight

should you win the lip sync

against a secret
lip-sync assassin.

The rest of you will cast
your votes for the bottom queen

you think should get the chop.

Thank you, All Stars.

You may leave the stage.

- I don't wanna
go home right now.

I have been waiting for this
moment for so many years,

and I have so much more
that I want to show.

- I'm in complete shock.

It's a terrifying thought
that you're gonna

be the first to go home.

But I know that I deserve
to be here.

- This is the first vote
of the season,

and it's a lot harder than
I thought it was gonna be.

I love you.

Like, normally when it comes
to voting, I'm really good.

I'm very informed.

I've done my research.

- I love you.

- And usually,
when I have to vote,

it's not against friends.

- You're incredible,
and I hope you can forgive me.

- No matter
how your decision goes,

people are gonna feel
some type of way about it.

- I'm sorry.

- 'Cause you essentially have
to crush someone's dream.

And we all just gotta
prepare ourselves for that.

- Why don't we just take both?

- This is just me being
an honest friend.

Step your pussy up, bitch.

- I am going through it.

My strategy is,
I don't have one.

That's still a work in progress.

Who do I go for?
I don't know.

But whatever I decide,

I set the course
for the rest of my game.

Welcome back.

Kahanna Montrese,

are you ready
to meet your opponent?

- Bring 'em on, baby.

- It's time to present
this week's lip-sync assassin.

- Who is that?

- Kenya Michaels.

- Ruveal yourself!

- Ooh, ooh.

- It's Valentina.
It's Valentina.

- That's my drag mama!

My drag mother, Aja!

Baby, she is a true
lip-sync assassin.

To try to keep up with her
is a task and a half,

so Kahanna better watch out.

- Welcome, Aja.

It is wonderful to have you
back where you belong.

- I heard the girls wanted
a battle tonight.

- Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, Aja holds the lipstick

of the queen that the group has
voted to send home.

If Aja wins the lip sync,

the queen on her lipstick
gets the chop.

Kahanna, this is your chance
to impress me,

win $10,000,

and earn the power to give one
of the bottom queens the chop.

The time has come
for you to lip-synch

for your legacy!

Good luck,

and don't fuck it up.

- To be or not to be?

Not!

Hold up.
Bring the beat back.

Wait.
Let me fix my hair.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

- Yes, Kahanna!
Word, mama!

- That was fun.

- Whoo.
Ladies, that was a close one.

I've made my decision.

Aja LaBeija,

condragulations,
you're a winner, baby.

My God, bitch.

I won something.

- All Stars,

the $10,000 will roll over
to next week's tip.

Like, 20 grand?

- $20,000, bitch.

- Kahanna, you are safe
to slay another day.

- Thank you, mama.

- You may step to the back
of the stage.

- Okay.
- Congratulations, Kahanna.

- You got that win, girl.

- Will the bottom queens
please step forward?

Now, before we reveal
who gets the chop,

I have exciting news to share.

- The twist.

- "RuPaul's Drag Race"
has the most devoted

fan base in the world.

And this season,

we're letting
their voices be heard

like never before.

I mentioned that this season,
there are two ways to win.

The first is
the traditional way,

where you snatch the crown
and $200,000.

And the second way gives
the eliminated queens

a chance to compete
in the online fame games.

Starting next week,
in "Untucked" and online,

we'll showcase the runway look
that tonight's

eliminated queen would have
worn in that episode.

And each week thereafter,

we will continue
to feature the runway looks

of all the eliminated queens.

- Yes.
- Yes!

- Yay.

- And any additional content

that the eliminated
queens wish to post

on their socials is up to them.

In the final days leading up
to the season's grand finale,

fans will vote
to determine which one

of our eliminated
queens will win the title

Queen of the Fame Games...

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Plus, a cash prize

of $50,000...

Courtesy of Sunday Riley.

Now, with great power comes
great responsibility.

Aja, which queen
has the group chosen

to get the chop?

- The group has spoken.

And the queen
that they have chosen is...

Monica Beverly Hillz.

- Congratulations.

- As it is written,
so it shall be done.

Monica Beverly Hillz,

you are and will always be
an All Star.

You may be leaving us tonight,

but the fame games have
just begun.

- I'm rooting for you.

- Now sashay away.

- Thank you.

I was not expecting
to go home first.

- Femme queen!

- But I believe in the universe

and how it works.

Every diva got their day.

Happened to be mine.

- Love you, Monica.

- But, honey, I do know this,

I will be queen
of the fame game.

Gotta go.

Holla.

- Condragulations, All Stars.

Remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell are you gonna
love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

Amen!

- All right.
Now let the music play.

- Next time on "All Stars"...

You'll be starring

in the newest
sketch comedy show,

"RDR Live."

Lord.

- We've got a great show!

Everybody stay calm, okurrr?

- Let us soil you.

- I love it.
Do you love it?

- I love it!

- Girl, I see you talking shit.

- Bitch, she up here
trying to stir the pot.

I can't do this job
with this one no more.

I'm done.

- Ruveal yourself!

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