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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,212 --> 00:00:01,512 Whew. 2 00:00:05,397 --> 00:00:07,168 - Oh. Oh, yeah. - Yep. Take that. 3 00:00:07,169 --> 00:00:09,002 Okay, if you want to visit Newton, 4 00:00:09,003 --> 00:00:11,582 I know he'd be happy to see you. 5 00:00:11,583 --> 00:00:13,221 Yeah, okay. 6 00:00:13,224 --> 00:00:14,823 We never finished Carnivàle, 7 00:00:14,824 --> 00:00:17,602 so if you want to finish the last two episodes... 8 00:00:17,603 --> 00:00:19,079 - I don't. No. - You don't. Okay. 9 00:00:19,079 --> 00:00:22,714 - I don't. - So, we can be buddies. 10 00:00:22,716 --> 00:00:23,917 - Yeah. - Yeah. 11 00:00:23,917 --> 00:00:25,623 - In time. - In time, yeah. 12 00:00:31,272 --> 00:00:33,009 - Uh, all right. - All right. 13 00:01:03,674 --> 00:01:06,600 Man Seeking Woman - 01x01 Lizard 14 00:01:28,460 --> 00:01:31,225 sync and corrections by solfieri www.addic7ed.com 15 00:01:38,064 --> 00:01:39,631 No, no, no. 16 00:01:40,132 --> 00:01:41,936 Fat, fat. 17 00:01:41,936 --> 00:01:44,508 Ugly, fat. 18 00:01:44,509 --> 00:01:45,512 No. 19 00:01:45,513 --> 00:01:46,983 Yes. 20 00:01:46,984 --> 00:01:48,718 Does that thing actually work? 21 00:01:48,718 --> 00:01:50,954 - Sex partner found. - Oh, my God. 22 00:01:50,956 --> 00:01:53,896 - Hey, where's Wolcott and Cermak? - It's, like, eight blocks away. 23 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:56,036 I can usually get it within five. 24 00:01:56,037 --> 00:01:57,371 Your place is remote, man. 25 00:01:57,372 --> 00:01:58,807 Uh, I'm sorry? 26 00:01:58,807 --> 00:02:00,674 You got to get on this thing, bro. 27 00:02:00,676 --> 00:02:03,081 I mean, it's just weird to think 28 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:05,983 about being with anybody else... we were together for six years. 29 00:02:05,984 --> 00:02:07,676 - I thought four. - I count the two years 30 00:02:07,679 --> 00:02:09,959 we kind of e-mailed each other before we kissed. 31 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,294 - There you go. - No, n-n-n-no. 32 00:02:11,294 --> 00:02:12,627 He's on a very specific diet. 33 00:02:12,628 --> 00:02:15,199 There's tons of vitamins in pizza, man. 34 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,038 He eats bugs and little fruit. 35 00:02:17,038 --> 00:02:18,204 You should go to Torch tonight. 36 00:02:18,205 --> 00:02:19,473 What? 37 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:20,540 - Here, wear this. - What is this? 38 00:02:20,542 --> 00:02:21,876 Robert Graham, contrasting cuffs. 39 00:02:21,877 --> 00:02:23,513 You will crush gash. 40 00:02:23,514 --> 00:02:24,814 What an awful... 41 00:02:24,816 --> 00:02:26,752 Every gash is somebody's daughter. 42 00:02:26,752 --> 00:02:27,819 Here, wear this. 43 00:02:27,820 --> 00:02:29,490 That's not bad. 44 00:02:29,490 --> 00:02:31,728 It's easy... just go up to them and be, like, 45 00:02:31,729 --> 00:02:34,100 "Hey, what's your deal?" Wh-What does that even mean? 46 00:02:34,102 --> 00:02:36,223 Doesn't matter, dude. You read The Game? 47 00:02:36,225 --> 00:02:39,308 You got to give them little trinkets, you got to pinch them... it works. 48 00:02:39,310 --> 00:02:40,812 You got to wear a Jamiroquai hat. 49 00:02:40,812 --> 00:02:43,218 Well, to be honest, I, uh... 50 00:02:43,218 --> 00:02:46,188 I actually have my own plans this evening. 51 00:02:46,189 --> 00:02:48,893 Yeah. Yeah, my sister's setting me up with her friend 52 00:02:48,894 --> 00:02:50,293 from Sweden. 53 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:51,829 Holy shit! 54 00:02:51,829 --> 00:02:53,229 Yeah, I'm pretty psyched about it. 55 00:02:53,230 --> 00:02:57,569 - Liz says she's, uh, confident, funny. - Congrats, what's she look like? 56 00:02:57,569 --> 00:02:59,403 I-I-I don't know. 57 00:02:59,405 --> 00:03:01,974 You didn't ask to see a picture? 58 00:03:01,975 --> 00:03:03,977 I talked you up, okay? 59 00:03:03,978 --> 00:03:06,013 - She's so well-read. - Oh, good. 60 00:03:06,014 --> 00:03:07,716 This is, like, a woman of substance. 61 00:03:07,717 --> 00:03:09,951 Oh, good. That's-that's what's most important. 62 00:03:09,953 --> 00:03:12,187 You know, all Mike wanted to know was, "What does she look like?" 63 00:03:12,188 --> 00:03:15,527 - That guy is disgusting. - He's so gross. 64 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:17,163 But this girl tonight, what does she look like? 65 00:03:17,164 --> 00:03:18,397 - Oh, there she is. - What? Oh, no. 66 00:03:18,399 --> 00:03:19,897 - Wait, where? - She's right outside. 67 00:03:19,899 --> 00:03:21,132 See? She's in the Dumpster. 68 00:03:23,001 --> 00:03:24,903 She's that thing across the street in the garbage? 69 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:27,728 She's right there, see? In the Dumpster. 70 00:03:27,730 --> 00:03:29,578 Oh, my God. 71 00:03:31,439 --> 00:03:33,841 Something wrong? You said she was from Sweden? 72 00:03:33,841 --> 00:03:36,009 She was born in the Scandinavian forest. 73 00:03:36,009 --> 00:03:37,629 - Right. - She moved here last year 74 00:03:37,632 --> 00:03:41,118 so she could run her nonprofit. And live underneath the Wabash Bridge. 75 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,687 Does that mean she's a troll? 76 00:03:42,687 --> 00:03:44,252 I'm sorry, is that a problem? 77 00:03:44,253 --> 00:03:46,189 No, no, no. Just, um, uh... 78 00:03:46,191 --> 00:03:47,793 She's drinking antifreeze. 79 00:03:47,793 --> 00:03:49,129 Uh, okay, cool. 80 00:03:49,131 --> 00:03:50,365 No, I just... I'm saying... 81 00:03:50,366 --> 00:03:52,668 Um... she might not be my type. 82 00:03:52,670 --> 00:03:54,639 Joshua, want to have a little look-at-yourself moment? 83 00:03:54,639 --> 00:03:55,807 No. No, this is... 84 00:03:55,807 --> 00:03:57,108 - Do you go to the gym? - Nope. 85 00:03:57,109 --> 00:04:00,445 - Do you have a job? - Yeah, I-I... I'm a temp. 86 00:04:00,447 --> 00:04:03,883 - Okay, well, how does that sound to a lady? - If she's a temp, she'll like it. 87 00:04:03,884 --> 00:04:05,618 - She keeps barking at strangers... - Josh, 88 00:04:05,618 --> 00:04:08,454 this woman has brought herself up from nothing. 89 00:04:08,455 --> 00:04:10,522 - Why are you crying? - I just really like her, okay? 90 00:04:10,524 --> 00:04:11,956 I think you guys would be cool together. 91 00:04:11,957 --> 00:04:13,157 I appreciate this so much. 92 00:04:13,157 --> 00:04:15,592 This is a mitzvah you've done. I just, uh... 93 00:04:15,593 --> 00:04:18,928 Josh, there's, like, so many guys like Mike running around. 94 00:04:18,930 --> 00:04:19,963 You're such a good guy. 95 00:04:19,963 --> 00:04:21,896 - I love you. - I love you. 96 00:04:21,898 --> 00:04:25,199 I wouldn't have set you up with Gorbachaka if I didn't think it was a good match. 97 00:04:25,199 --> 00:04:26,567 - Okay? - Thank you so much. 98 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:30,735 I noticed you were, uh, rummaging around in the, uh, garbage, there. 99 00:04:32,338 --> 00:04:33,939 I-I-In my temp job, 100 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,807 I actually have to deal with garbage quite frequently. 101 00:04:35,807 --> 00:04:38,543 End of the day, I go around to everybody's desk 102 00:04:38,543 --> 00:04:43,516 and take all the little bags of garbage and put them in one big bag of garbage. 103 00:04:43,518 --> 00:04:45,516 Pretty cool. 104 00:04:47,024 --> 00:04:49,088 Can't wait for that bruschetta. 105 00:04:49,091 --> 00:04:50,523 Flower for the lady? 106 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:52,189 Yeah, why not? 107 00:04:52,191 --> 00:04:53,358 Twelve dollars. 108 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:55,531 Twelve dollars?! 109 00:04:57,999 --> 00:04:59,466 Here you are. 110 00:04:59,468 --> 00:05:01,420 Here's a flower for you. 111 00:05:04,199 --> 00:05:05,365 Mmm. 112 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:13,007 I know, I know... roses. 113 00:05:13,949 --> 00:05:16,018 You ever seen, uh, Carnivàle? 114 00:05:16,019 --> 00:05:17,257 Huh? 115 00:05:17,259 --> 00:05:19,752 This is, uh, it's kind of nice. 116 00:05:19,752 --> 00:05:22,920 Sort of sitting here, getting to know each other. 117 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:24,988 My friend Mike... 118 00:05:24,990 --> 00:05:26,858 he's just obsessed with these, uh... 119 00:05:26,858 --> 00:05:28,757 these dating apps. 120 00:05:28,759 --> 00:05:31,893 This guy spends just hours trolling the Internet... 121 00:05:31,894 --> 00:05:34,161 Oh, my God. 122 00:05:34,161 --> 00:05:36,293 Oh, my God, no, no, no. I didn't mean it like that. 123 00:05:36,293 --> 00:05:38,829 I'm sorry. Ow, ow! Ow! 124 00:05:38,831 --> 00:05:40,433 Ow! Ow-ow-ow-ow... Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 125 00:05:40,435 --> 00:05:42,702 Ow! 126 00:05:51,941 --> 00:05:54,341 No. No. No. No. 127 00:05:55,843 --> 00:05:58,278 Mom, they're so adorable. 128 00:05:58,278 --> 00:06:00,459 He's wearing the sweater. 129 00:06:01,682 --> 00:06:03,718 No. 130 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,889 Please. Oh, for God's sakes. 131 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,536 Is everything okay? 132 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:11,759 No, it's not. 133 00:06:11,759 --> 00:06:14,725 Josh, you're not making a great impression here. 134 00:06:14,725 --> 00:06:16,894 Well, I don't care... this is clearly not gonna work. 135 00:06:16,896 --> 00:06:20,136 - Why not? - Because she's an ugly slimy troll! 136 00:06:24,024 --> 00:06:25,091 Oh. 137 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:27,242 Uh... I... uh, sorry. 138 00:06:27,244 --> 00:06:29,846 I just got out of a long-term relationship. 139 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:31,879 I-I don't know what I'm doing. 140 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:33,848 I... I'm sorry, Liz. 141 00:06:33,850 --> 00:06:36,654 I'm not the one that you should apologize to. 142 00:06:37,553 --> 00:06:39,487 Yeah, fair enough. 143 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,095 I'm sorry, Gorbachaka. 144 00:06:54,409 --> 00:06:56,146 Oh, my God. 145 00:06:57,415 --> 00:06:59,380 Ugh. 146 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:10,533 Robert Graham, contrasting cuffs. 147 00:07:10,533 --> 00:07:12,101 You will crush gash... 148 00:07:31,624 --> 00:07:32,891 Oh, yeah. Yep. 149 00:07:38,562 --> 00:07:40,298 - $20 cover. - 20... 150 00:07:43,971 --> 00:07:45,904 Hey, how are you? 151 00:07:45,906 --> 00:07:47,805 Yeah, I'm just at this club, it's really nice. 152 00:07:49,608 --> 00:07:51,545 Hey. 153 00:07:51,545 --> 00:07:53,012 Uh, what's your deal? 154 00:07:53,012 --> 00:07:54,678 Sorry. Excuse me? 155 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:56,680 Uh.. what... uh... 156 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:58,247 Uh, wh-what's your deal? 157 00:07:58,247 --> 00:08:01,148 One second, there's this weird guy. He just asked me what's my deal. 158 00:08:01,149 --> 00:08:03,016 You're making people uncomfortable. 159 00:08:03,017 --> 00:08:04,720 Oh, I'm sorry. 160 00:08:04,721 --> 00:08:07,423 I'm not the one you should apologize to. 161 00:08:07,423 --> 00:08:09,156 He's wearing a Robert Graham shirt, I mean... 162 00:08:09,158 --> 00:08:10,559 I'm sorry, ma'am. 163 00:08:13,831 --> 00:08:15,762 Right this way, sweetheart. 164 00:08:34,618 --> 00:08:36,318 What... oh, man. 165 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:38,087 - Joshie. - Hi, Joshie. 166 00:08:38,088 --> 00:08:40,290 - Hi, Mom. Hi there, Tom. - Ooh, look at that nice shirt. 167 00:08:40,292 --> 00:08:41,692 - Oh, that-that's fantastic. - That's smart. 168 00:08:41,692 --> 00:08:43,126 That's nice, I like that. 169 00:08:43,128 --> 00:08:45,965 - Thank you, thank you. I... - When are you coming to visit? 170 00:08:45,966 --> 00:08:47,633 T-Tickets are very expensive this time of year. 171 00:08:47,634 --> 00:08:49,466 Well, put it on the Discover Card. 172 00:08:49,467 --> 00:08:51,903 I told you, Mom, I'm not-not using the Discover anymore. 173 00:08:51,903 --> 00:08:53,004 Why not? 174 00:08:53,004 --> 00:08:54,605 It's pretty pathetic. 175 00:08:54,605 --> 00:08:56,740 I'm 27, I should probably have my own credit card by now. 176 00:08:56,741 --> 00:08:58,880 - Ugh, here we go. - You're 27? 177 00:08:58,883 --> 00:09:01,184 - It's not your fault you're broke. - It's not. 178 00:09:01,187 --> 00:09:03,313 - You... - Everyone is struggling in this economy. 179 00:09:03,315 --> 00:09:05,413 Everyb... But your sister's a special case. 180 00:09:05,414 --> 00:09:07,484 Promotion after promotion. 181 00:09:07,485 --> 00:09:08,986 It's insane. 182 00:09:08,988 --> 00:09:10,955 - How'd it go with Gorbachaka? - Ooh. 183 00:09:10,956 --> 00:09:12,787 What? How do... You know about that? 184 00:09:12,788 --> 00:09:15,356 You know, your mother and I met on a blind date. 185 00:09:15,357 --> 00:09:16,826 But with different people. 186 00:09:16,826 --> 00:09:19,095 Oh, yeah. No, I know... it's-it's a terrific story. 187 00:09:19,096 --> 00:09:20,428 Our tables were right next 188 00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:21,797 - to each other. - Right. 189 00:09:21,798 --> 00:09:24,802 And when our dates went up to go to the... 190 00:09:35,519 --> 00:09:37,086 Josh? 191 00:09:37,087 --> 00:09:38,591 Uh, M-Maggie. 192 00:09:38,592 --> 00:09:40,595 M-Maggie, hey, it's-it's-it's me. 193 00:09:40,596 --> 00:09:42,697 Sorry for, uh, calling out of the blue like this. 194 00:09:42,698 --> 00:09:44,201 So great to hear from you. 195 00:09:44,201 --> 00:09:45,101 Really?! 196 00:09:45,102 --> 00:09:46,937 I mean, yeah, no, me, same. 197 00:09:46,938 --> 00:09:47,905 Me, same. 198 00:09:47,907 --> 00:09:49,206 You should come to my apartment. 199 00:09:49,207 --> 00:09:51,110 What... uh, now? 200 00:09:51,110 --> 00:09:53,047 Yeah, I'm throwing a huge party. 201 00:09:53,048 --> 00:09:54,182 You should stop by. 202 00:09:54,182 --> 00:09:55,349 I mean, if you're out. 203 00:09:55,350 --> 00:09:57,528 Oh... I'm out. 204 00:10:05,557 --> 00:10:07,323 Forty dollars. 205 00:10:07,325 --> 00:10:08,893 Do you take Discover Card? 206 00:10:08,894 --> 00:10:11,697 Uh, I think Maggie's code is four something. 207 00:10:11,697 --> 00:10:13,828 Pound, four-three-four-two. 208 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:17,066 Pound, four-three-four-two. 209 00:10:17,067 --> 00:10:19,036 Josh, this is Aja. Aja, Josh. 210 00:10:19,037 --> 00:10:20,203 Oh, mazel tov. 211 00:10:20,205 --> 00:10:21,706 Hey, how'd your date go, buddy? 212 00:10:21,706 --> 00:10:23,341 Oh, let's just get up to the party. 213 00:10:23,342 --> 00:10:24,644 Is that champagne? 214 00:10:24,644 --> 00:10:26,110 It's, uh, Prosecco, Maggie's favorite. 215 00:10:26,111 --> 00:10:27,775 Ah, you know, I think it's pretty cool 216 00:10:27,777 --> 00:10:29,009 of you to come tonight. 217 00:10:29,010 --> 00:10:30,479 It's gonna mean a lot to them. 218 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,081 Uh, th-them? 219 00:10:32,082 --> 00:10:34,717 Dude, you know she's seeing someone, right? 220 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:36,120 No, I didn't know that. 221 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:37,751 How long has this been going on? 222 00:10:37,753 --> 00:10:39,522 Uh, at least a month. 223 00:10:39,523 --> 00:10:41,692 I'm sorry, I thought you knew. 224 00:10:41,693 --> 00:10:42,760 Who is he? 225 00:10:42,761 --> 00:10:44,159 This guy, Adolf. 226 00:10:44,161 --> 00:10:45,494 - His name is Adolf? - Yeah. 227 00:10:45,495 --> 00:10:47,129 L-Like Adolf Hitler? 228 00:10:47,129 --> 00:10:48,399 Oh, cool, you know him. 229 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:51,836 I-I know of him. I thought he died, like, years ago. 230 00:10:51,837 --> 00:10:53,772 Nah, he faked that. Yeah. 231 00:10:53,772 --> 00:10:56,942 He's been hiding in Argentina since, like, the '40s. 232 00:10:56,942 --> 00:10:58,442 I know he's got a weird rep, 233 00:10:58,443 --> 00:11:02,214 and people think he's sketchy or whatever, but in person, he's actually pretty cool. 234 00:11:02,215 --> 00:11:04,450 Like, this one time we did karaoke. 235 00:11:04,451 --> 00:11:05,985 What? 236 00:11:05,985 --> 00:11:09,453 He was hilarious. He did Tina Turner, Gladys Knight. 237 00:11:09,455 --> 00:11:11,658 He did a monologue from Precious, 238 00:11:11,658 --> 00:11:14,360 which wasn't even in the karaoke book. 239 00:11:14,361 --> 00:11:15,663 Blew all our minds. 240 00:11:15,663 --> 00:11:18,466 He just had it memorized. 241 00:11:18,466 --> 00:11:19,634 You okay, buddy? 242 00:11:19,634 --> 00:11:21,135 I-Isn't there, like, 243 00:11:21,136 --> 00:11:23,071 a pretty big age-age difference between them? 244 00:11:23,072 --> 00:11:24,369 I mean, Maggie's only 27. 245 00:11:24,370 --> 00:11:26,070 - Somebody's jealous. - Yeah. 246 00:11:26,071 --> 00:11:27,740 I'm not jealous, Aja. 247 00:11:27,741 --> 00:11:30,311 I-I just don't like Adolf Hitler. 248 00:11:30,312 --> 00:11:32,312 He-he murdered millions of people. 249 00:11:32,313 --> 00:11:34,615 You don't like him because he's dating Maggie. 250 00:11:34,616 --> 00:11:36,452 True, but you don't think it's a little strange 251 00:11:36,453 --> 00:11:39,188 that she's dating him, of all people? 252 00:11:39,190 --> 00:11:40,822 I'm Jewish. 253 00:11:40,823 --> 00:11:42,855 He famously hates Jews. 254 00:11:42,856 --> 00:11:45,494 - Oh, that is a real stretch, Josh. - Don't make this about you. 255 00:11:45,495 --> 00:11:47,899 - I think I'm just gonna go home. - Josh! 256 00:11:48,936 --> 00:11:50,302 Hey. 257 00:11:50,303 --> 00:11:51,904 Oh, my God. 258 00:11:51,907 --> 00:11:52,807 - Yeah. - How are you? 259 00:11:52,807 --> 00:11:54,344 Good, how... I'm good. 260 00:11:54,345 --> 00:11:56,178 - Hug, come on. - Yeah, hugs, come on. 261 00:11:56,179 --> 00:11:58,514 Oh, is that, is that Prosecco? 262 00:11:58,515 --> 00:11:59,884 Oh, yes, it is. Would you like some? 263 00:11:59,884 --> 00:12:01,754 Um, that's okay, actually, 264 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,721 'cause Adolf just opened some Châteauneuf-du-Pape. 265 00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:05,089 - Oh, shit. - Yeah. 266 00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:07,254 - Oh, hello. - Oh. 267 00:12:07,254 --> 00:12:08,221 Hey. 268 00:12:08,221 --> 00:12:10,655 This is prewar. 269 00:12:10,657 --> 00:12:12,590 There-there is plenty for everyone. 270 00:12:12,591 --> 00:12:13,691 Delicious. 271 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,025 Yeah. Hey! 272 00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:17,226 Hey, A.H. 273 00:12:17,227 --> 00:12:18,727 - That's the man. - That's you. 274 00:12:18,729 --> 00:12:20,096 That's the man. 275 00:12:20,096 --> 00:12:21,830 What's up? 276 00:12:21,831 --> 00:12:22,895 - Hi. - Hey. 277 00:12:22,897 --> 00:12:25,227 Adolf Hitler. 278 00:12:25,229 --> 00:12:26,763 Uh, Josh Greenberg. 279 00:12:26,764 --> 00:12:27,831 - Greenberg? - Yes. 280 00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,402 Uh-oh! 281 00:12:31,202 --> 00:12:32,669 Uh-oh! 282 00:12:32,671 --> 00:12:33,870 Uh-oh. 283 00:12:33,871 --> 00:12:35,374 Uh-oh! 284 00:12:37,577 --> 00:12:39,378 There's a Jew at Hitler's party. 285 00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:42,682 That's right. That's right. There's one in our midst. 286 00:12:42,682 --> 00:12:44,783 Um, you can just throw that down 287 00:12:44,784 --> 00:12:45,818 - over there. - Oh, good, yeah. 288 00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:47,453 I've heard so much about you. 289 00:12:47,455 --> 00:12:49,691 - Oh, yeah, good. - So much about you. 290 00:12:49,692 --> 00:12:52,559 I'm fairly well-versed in you. 291 00:12:52,561 --> 00:12:54,296 - Wikipedia. - Yeah. 292 00:12:54,297 --> 00:12:55,931 There is a compact disc player. 293 00:12:55,932 --> 00:12:57,165 Oh, good news. 294 00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,168 We have, um, R&B, 295 00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:01,104 young-young-young music. 296 00:13:01,105 --> 00:13:03,606 - Yes, yeah, yeah. - Oh, no Wagner? 297 00:13:03,607 --> 00:13:05,342 No, there's Wagner. 298 00:13:05,344 --> 00:13:06,856 - Oh, good. - Yeah. 299 00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:09,581 Mwah. 300 00:13:09,582 --> 00:13:11,951 Little dirty man. 301 00:13:11,951 --> 00:13:13,219 - Don't make it awkward for the Jew. - No, I'm sure... 302 00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:14,822 Nice-nice to meet you. 303 00:13:24,495 --> 00:13:28,542 Tinder is like Facebook, but it's just, like, straight to smashing. 304 00:13:28,543 --> 00:13:30,173 To smashing? Yeah. 305 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,210 When I was in Austria, 306 00:13:32,211 --> 00:13:33,812 back in that era, I would say "That one," 307 00:13:33,812 --> 00:13:35,511 and my bodyguards, 308 00:13:35,513 --> 00:13:37,479 they would take her and they would put her in my bed. 309 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,014 - Really? - They would burn the house down. 310 00:13:39,015 --> 00:13:40,183 That is cool. 311 00:13:40,184 --> 00:13:41,352 That was my Tinder. 312 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,889 - Oh, yeah. - That's the good old days. 313 00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,709 That's the good old days. No apps for that. 314 00:13:44,711 --> 00:13:46,225 Yeah. 315 00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:48,995 - I wish I was there with you. - You'd be dead if you were there. 316 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,116 - Oh, I know. - You don't want to be dead. 317 00:13:55,136 --> 00:13:56,504 Would you like some wine? 318 00:13:56,505 --> 00:13:58,306 Um, I think I'll switch to beer. 319 00:13:58,307 --> 00:14:00,072 Oh, what kind of beer would you like? 320 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,341 Anything German. 321 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,346 Aw. 322 00:14:03,346 --> 00:14:04,312 Be right back. 323 00:14:04,313 --> 00:14:05,548 Okay. Okay, all right. 324 00:14:05,548 --> 00:14:06,749 There you go. 325 00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:09,183 There you are. 326 00:14:09,184 --> 00:14:10,251 - Hey. - Hey. 327 00:14:10,253 --> 00:14:11,485 We still haven't caught up. 328 00:14:11,486 --> 00:14:13,254 How's everything? 329 00:14:13,254 --> 00:14:15,654 I miss you. 330 00:14:16,724 --> 00:14:18,658 Oh, Josh, you're drunk. 331 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,427 I'm not drunk. No, I-I, uh... 332 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:23,097 Why, uh... 333 00:14:23,099 --> 00:14:25,432 Why-why are you with this guy? 334 00:14:25,433 --> 00:14:28,470 I mean, I-I know he's, um, more successful than me. 335 00:14:28,471 --> 00:14:30,503 My relationship with Dolfy has nothing to do with you. 336 00:14:30,504 --> 00:14:32,836 Okay? We're-we're just two people who fell in love. 337 00:14:32,837 --> 00:14:34,370 He's 150 years old. 338 00:14:34,370 --> 00:14:36,072 He's 126. 339 00:14:36,073 --> 00:14:38,312 I can't believe I'm defending myself to you. 340 00:14:38,313 --> 00:14:40,683 I still have Isaac Newton. 341 00:14:40,684 --> 00:14:42,284 Isaac Newton. 342 00:14:42,286 --> 00:14:44,284 This-this little reptile. 343 00:14:44,286 --> 00:14:45,885 Remember, we said, 344 00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:48,155 we were gonna nurse him back to health together. 345 00:14:48,157 --> 00:14:49,623 We were on mushrooms. 346 00:14:49,624 --> 00:14:51,191 You should free that thing. 347 00:14:51,192 --> 00:14:53,226 I love you. 348 00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:54,394 Josh. 349 00:14:54,395 --> 00:14:55,928 Don't you still love me? 350 00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:57,898 - Josh. - I'm better than Hitler! 351 00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:03,903 Hey, uh... 352 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,503 I think maybe you should head out, buddy. 353 00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:07,173 Let things cool down a bit. 354 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:08,442 Yeah. 355 00:15:08,442 --> 00:15:11,942 Fair enough. Uh, I'm sorry, Maggie. 356 00:15:11,943 --> 00:15:14,548 I'm not the one you should apologize to. 357 00:15:16,186 --> 00:15:17,836 I'm sorry, Hitler. 358 00:15:19,724 --> 00:15:21,393 He couldn't hear you. 359 00:15:21,394 --> 00:15:23,397 I'm sorry, Hitler! 360 00:15:23,398 --> 00:15:24,764 What? 361 00:15:24,765 --> 00:15:27,172 I'm sorry, Hit... 362 00:15:28,172 --> 00:15:30,173 Oh, hey, do you think you guys 363 00:15:30,173 --> 00:15:32,040 could drop me off in Pilsen? 364 00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:36,378 Isn't your place north, babe? 365 00:15:36,379 --> 00:15:40,038 Uh, sorry, man, we're going in opposite directions. 366 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,871 It's a good thing it's the weekend. 367 00:16:43,873 --> 00:16:45,326 What? 368 00:16:45,327 --> 00:16:46,610 Uh, it-it's the weekend. 369 00:16:46,610 --> 00:16:47,876 Good thing. 370 00:16:48,802 --> 00:16:49,812 What? 371 00:16:49,813 --> 00:16:51,715 A good thing it's the weekend. 372 00:16:51,716 --> 00:16:53,037 Oh. 373 00:16:53,038 --> 00:16:55,219 Yeah. 374 00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:56,486 TGIF. 375 00:16:56,488 --> 00:16:57,955 Yeah, exactly. 376 00:16:57,956 --> 00:17:00,225 Or I guess it's more like 377 00:17:00,225 --> 00:17:01,392 TGIS. 378 00:17:01,393 --> 00:17:02,594 Um, because it's Saturday. 379 00:17:02,595 --> 00:17:04,628 - So... - Right, TGIS. 380 00:17:04,630 --> 00:17:05,931 Yes, yes. 381 00:17:05,932 --> 00:17:07,498 - Saturday. - Saturday, yeah. 382 00:17:07,499 --> 00:17:09,866 Oh, um, 383 00:17:09,867 --> 00:17:12,503 are you coming? 384 00:17:12,505 --> 00:17:13,671 Uh, this is going south, right? 385 00:17:13,672 --> 00:17:15,503 Oh, no, it's going north. 386 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:21,896 That-That's the direction I'm going in. 387 00:17:26,243 --> 00:17:28,747 Uh, what-what class did you say you were in again? 388 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,015 Oh, '07. 389 00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,082 - '07. - Yeah. 390 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,449 Um, '07, '07. 391 00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:33,652 Uh, do you know, 392 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,521 uh, Ted Kasden? 393 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,390 No. 394 00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:38,958 He might have been '08, actually. 395 00:17:38,959 --> 00:17:41,695 What about Jake, uh, Jake Barnes? 396 00:17:41,697 --> 00:17:43,163 I knew a Jake Franklin. 397 00:17:43,164 --> 00:17:45,500 No, I don't know that guy. 398 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,736 There's a lot of Jakes. 399 00:17:47,737 --> 00:17:49,839 Well-well, Chris Schifrin. 400 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,109 Chris Schifrin? 401 00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:54,279 Oh, Chris Schifrin. Yeah, I think I had an anthro class with him. 402 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,381 - Oh. - Are-are you friends with him? 403 00:17:55,382 --> 00:17:56,413 Not at all. 404 00:17:57,682 --> 00:18:00,019 Uh, I know his brother. 405 00:18:00,019 --> 00:18:01,855 I'm an acquaintance of one of his brothers. 406 00:18:01,855 --> 00:18:03,624 Oh. 407 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:04,924 Um... 408 00:18:04,925 --> 00:18:07,627 Wow. 409 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,929 It's a... 410 00:18:08,930 --> 00:18:10,530 small world. 411 00:18:10,531 --> 00:18:12,868 Yeah, hugely small. 412 00:18:13,971 --> 00:18:15,203 Oh. 413 00:18:15,204 --> 00:18:16,671 This is my stop. 414 00:18:16,672 --> 00:18:18,507 - Oh, okay. - So, um, well, 415 00:18:18,508 --> 00:18:20,009 - it was really nice meeting you. - Yeah. 416 00:18:20,010 --> 00:18:21,608 - Josh. - Oh, Laura. 417 00:18:21,609 --> 00:18:23,278 Hi. 418 00:18:24,513 --> 00:18:26,383 Hey, do you want to go out to dinner sometime? 419 00:18:26,384 --> 00:18:29,488 What? Would you like to go out to dinner sometime? 420 00:18:29,489 --> 00:18:32,022 Oh, sure. 421 00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:34,628 Uh, how, uh... 422 00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,896 Oh, um, I have a business card. Sorry. 423 00:18:36,897 --> 00:18:38,698 It's old-fashioned. 424 00:18:38,699 --> 00:18:40,902 Well, I'll, uh, I look forward to doing business. 425 00:18:40,903 --> 00:18:42,970 Oh. 426 00:18:42,971 --> 00:18:44,270 - Okay. - Okay. 427 00:18:44,271 --> 00:18:45,905 - Okay. - Um... 428 00:18:45,906 --> 00:18:47,375 Here I go. 429 00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,009 - Okay. - Okay. 430 00:18:49,010 --> 00:18:50,478 Okay. 431 00:19:01,486 --> 00:19:03,221 Hello. 432 00:19:03,221 --> 00:19:04,723 Good morning, Joshua. 433 00:19:04,724 --> 00:19:06,391 I'm calling from the MacArthur Foundation. 434 00:19:06,392 --> 00:19:08,624 I'm pleased to announce that you shall be receiving 435 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:09,891 one of our annual rewards. 436 00:19:09,892 --> 00:19:12,364 Wait, you mean the genius grant? 437 00:19:12,365 --> 00:19:13,599 Uh, for what? 438 00:19:13,601 --> 00:19:14,967 For picking up Laura. 439 00:19:14,968 --> 00:19:17,403 Oh, right. 440 00:19:17,404 --> 00:19:19,472 The MacArthur board members were all wondering, 441 00:19:19,473 --> 00:19:20,973 how'd you manage it? 442 00:19:20,974 --> 00:19:22,971 Did you use a line or something? 443 00:19:22,972 --> 00:19:25,008 No, no, I just, uh, saw her 444 00:19:25,009 --> 00:19:27,278 and struck up a conversation. 445 00:19:27,279 --> 00:19:30,214 Well, what did you say to her? How did you start it? 446 00:19:30,215 --> 00:19:33,551 Uh, I-I said something about, uh, how it's the weekend 447 00:19:33,552 --> 00:19:36,288 and how it was cool that it was the weekend. 448 00:19:36,289 --> 00:19:39,357 Uh, then I found out she found went to Bard, 449 00:19:39,358 --> 00:19:42,358 and I knew some people that went there, so then we started talking about that. 450 00:19:42,359 --> 00:19:46,662 Knew people at Bard. Talked about people who went to Bard. 451 00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,865 Really can't believe you actually did it. 452 00:19:48,866 --> 00:19:50,901 Neither can I. I've, like, never done that before. 453 00:19:50,902 --> 00:19:53,836 Just walked up to a random girl and been like, 454 00:19:53,836 --> 00:19:55,873 "Hey, let's go out." 455 00:19:55,874 --> 00:19:58,978 I did it once, back when I was reading law at Cambridge. 456 00:19:58,979 --> 00:20:00,980 Saw this young woman I recognized from section, 457 00:20:00,981 --> 00:20:02,482 and I asked her to have lunch with me. 458 00:20:02,483 --> 00:20:04,251 Uh, that's a bit different. 459 00:20:04,252 --> 00:20:05,852 You did already know her from section. 460 00:20:05,853 --> 00:20:07,685 I know, also it was just lunch. 461 00:20:07,686 --> 00:20:09,253 Dinner's a bigger deal because it's at night. 462 00:20:09,255 --> 00:20:10,421 Exactly. 463 00:20:10,422 --> 00:20:12,321 Okay, uh, we'll be in touch. 464 00:20:12,323 --> 00:20:13,391 - Josh? - Yeah. 465 00:20:14,394 --> 00:20:15,493 Hello. 466 00:20:15,494 --> 00:20:16,862 Oh, finally. Josh Greenberg? 467 00:20:16,863 --> 00:20:18,263 - Mr. President? - Uh, congratulations. 468 00:20:18,265 --> 00:20:20,834 - You are an inspiration to men everywhere. - Thanks, buddy. 469 00:20:20,835 --> 00:20:23,166 - I really appreciate that. - When I met Michelle, 470 00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:24,834 I was rocking a Jamiroquai hat. 471 00:20:24,835 --> 00:20:27,071 - Oh. - Honestly, it was a crutch. 472 00:20:27,073 --> 00:20:29,472 Uh, you proved the old-fashioned way still works. 473 00:20:29,474 --> 00:20:31,010 This Tinder stuff, 474 00:20:31,011 --> 00:20:32,743 I just don't get it. I'll let you go. 475 00:20:32,744 --> 00:20:34,712 Thanks, buddy. 476 00:20:36,518 --> 00:20:37,785 - Wow. - Right here! 477 00:20:37,786 --> 00:20:39,719 Wow, this is so cool. 478 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,552 Hey, hey, wow, sorry. 479 00:20:48,356 --> 00:20:50,492 Josh! 480 00:20:50,493 --> 00:20:51,761 Joshie! 481 00:20:51,762 --> 00:20:53,197 I'm Tom, T-O-M. 482 00:20:53,198 --> 00:20:54,432 This is Patti. 483 00:20:54,432 --> 00:20:55,898 Mom, proud mom. 484 00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:57,932 Hitler ain't got shit on you, dude. 485 00:20:57,933 --> 00:21:00,035 Okay, thank-thank you. 486 00:21:19,551 --> 00:21:21,684 sync and corrections by solfieri www.addic7ed.com 33323

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