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DUCK QUACKS
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Ah!
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You know, pretty sure
the sound of a cockerel
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should herald the
dawn of a new day.
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Well, we've got a duck.
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Deal with it.
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It's very disconcerting.
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I've got all the food to make for
the Christmas concert tonight,
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so Mum's doing breakfast.
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Get a move on! OK.
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Fine. DUCK QUACKS
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Cold, Selwyn.
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Very cold.
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It was agreed at
the family meeting -
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no job, no driving lessons.
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I don't mind having a job,
but this is embarrassing.
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Why? People know
you're not a real elf.
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It's a bit childish,
don't you think?
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Says the girl eating
SpongeBob Choco Pops.
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Everyone I know will be
in town. All my mates.
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Boys? Exactly.
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And what boy is going to ask me out
when I'm dressed as a five-foot elf?
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Someone who appreciates
the spirit of Christmas.
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Anyway, like I said,
family meeting.
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You agreed you'd do it
until Christmas Eve.
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Keep calling it a family
meeting, but it's basically just
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sitting at the dining table
and you telling me what to do.
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What can I say?
It's a mum thing.
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Right, I've got to go.
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Put your bowl in the
sink and lock the door.
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Oh, no Maccie D's for lunch.
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Get something elfy.
You're funny. I know!
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Well, apparently we're now the
subject of a full-scale review.
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Did they say why?
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I think the bottom line is they want
to make sure we're cost-effective.
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Sounds very corporate.
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It's been the elephant in
the room since I got here.
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Small station houses aren't part
of the bigger picture any more.
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They'd quite like everyone
under the same roof. Super hubs.
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Well, it's obvious
what that's all about.
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Is it?
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Yeah, they want to
sell the building.
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Turn it into flats or something.
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It's right in the centre of
town. Must be worth a fortune.
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That would be a
shame. Yes, it would.
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Shall I organise
a protest group?
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"Save our station."
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Well, hopefully I can convince them of
our worth by doing an excellent job.
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I'll start by making
a few calls anyway.
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MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY
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HUMS JINGLE BELLS
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Morning. Morning. Morning.
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Didn't we have a health
and safety meeting
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about hanging
Christmas decorations?
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I'm wearing a hat.
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I'm not sure that's
exactly what we agreed.
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Still, looking very festive.
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I love Christmas.
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Yeah, well, I could
do with a quiet day.
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I've still got presents to buy.
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I'm buying everyone the
same thing this year.
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It's a revelation.
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No picking and choosing and a
discount for buying in bulk.
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Genius.
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What are you doing
for Christmas Day?
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Cooking 43 Christmas
dinners at the church hall.
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You're amazing, Margo. Oh...
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What about you, Kelbs?
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Oh, I'm at home.
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Me, Mum, Dad and Aunt Lou.
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Oh, Nan might come as well,
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but she needs to find someone
to look after her cat.
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Well, can't she
bring it with her?
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No. Mum's allergic to cats. Oh.
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Her head blows up
like a football.
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We even have to hoover
Nan when she arrives.
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OTHERS SNICKER
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The Inspector not here?
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No. He's at HQ this morning.
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'Course he is.
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PHONE RINGS Urgh.
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So much for a quiet day.
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DS Williams.
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MACHINE BEEPS
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MACHINE BEEPS
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BEEPS REPETITIVELY
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GROANS
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Oh.
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Sorry to keep you.
Oh, not at all.
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Um, I just seem to be
having an issue with...
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MACHINE BEPS
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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Bit of a tricky little
critter, isn't it?
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The one at the station
is a bit more basic.
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Well, it's a tap.
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HE CLEARS THROAT
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Sorry, I, er...
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Oh, thank you.
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Would you like a glass of water?
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No, thank you.
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Ah.
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Thank you.
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You know why you're here?
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Er, the review, yes.
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Could you stop
doing that, please?
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Sorry? Could you stop?
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Oh.
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As discussed, there is a
wider review taking place
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of outlying station houses
over Q1 of next year.
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And whilst the criterion
is still under review,
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the overall aim is to
identify a SOPPS ratio.
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Er, SOPPS?
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Successful Outcome
Per Pound Spent.
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It's an algorithm that sets
performance against cost.
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Right.
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I have some sympathy for the
concept of local station houses,
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and community-based
policing, I really do.
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But I have to balance
that with making sure
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we provide value for money.
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Right, so ultimately, you think
Shipton Abbott should close.
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I think you need to give me
a good reason for it not to.
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Yeah, leave everything as it is.
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Someone will be there shortly.
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Yeah.
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That makes four.
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Where's Kelby?
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Got a call about a shoplifter.
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Well, I'd better make a start.
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Can you message the Inspector?
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Tell him to meet me at the
first one, er, the Owens.
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Will do.
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Thanks.
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Who's this?
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He got caught nicking a jumbo
sausage roll from the bakery.
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Why didn't you just take him
home, speak to his parents?
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Because he said his name was Rishi
Sunak and that he lived in Canada.
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Right.
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How old are you?
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27.
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I'll leave this one to
you, I think, Margo.
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Oh, thanks.
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Give him something to
drink and a biscuit.
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I'll call Social Services.
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They let him keep it?
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No.
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He said he was hungry,
so I paid for it.
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I want that back from
your mum and dad, though.
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Come on.
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Wait, Rishi.
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Sit, Rishi.
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Um...
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Be good.
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So how was it?
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Slightly mind boggling.
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But I think the bottom line
is we're something of a sliver
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in a bigger pie chart.
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Is that good or bad?
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We'll find out at the end of Q1.
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So what do we need to do?
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Well, if I understood correctly,
we need to catch as many
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criminals as we can for
the least amount of money.
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Talking of which,
what have we got?
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Er, four break-ins
reported overnight.
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SOCOs have attended at all four,
and although we can't be sure,
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it looks like the same
MO on all of them.
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Someone's been busy.
Anything to work with?
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No prints. Er, we've got a few
cloth fibres. Nothing else.
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This is the first -
Kai and Hannah Owen.
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Flipping 'eck, Kai.
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KNOCK AT DOOR
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Mrs Owen? I'm Detective
Sergeant Williams.
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This is DI Goodman.
Can we come in?
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Hi, yeah.
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Please, excuse the mess.
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We think they came through here.
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My husband says they knew
what they were doing.
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He's a builder.
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Right, have you any idea
what time it happened?
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Er, we went up to
bed just after 11:00,
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and Kai was up again for work at
6:00, so somewhere between then.
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You don't have any
cameras anywhere?
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Oh, I've got a doorbell but
I checked it, and nothing.
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MUSIC FADES OUT
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Do you have an alarm system?
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It wasn't on.
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Right. We'll need you to make
a list of what's been stolen.
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Well, that's just it. Nothing.
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Nothing?
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I have checked everywhere, and
I can't find anything missing.
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They must have been disturbed.
So it would seem, yes.
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Where's the next one?
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Er, Sandcroft Way.
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Josh Woods and
his fiancee, Lucy.
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Josh Woods? So the
predator becomes the prey.
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Hmm.
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Yeah, we reckon they
climbed over the back fence.
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There's wheely bins out there,
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so if you lay them on their side
you can use them to get over.
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Land in the garden,
kitchen window's there.
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If I had to guess.
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The kitchen window
was wide open, though.
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Any damage?
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No, you get a bit of bent wire,
use it to scoop the latch.
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Bob's your uncle, you're in.
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Probably.
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Do you have a list
of what was stolen?
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I assume you'll be making
an insurance claim.
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Well, I...
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No, no, that's just it.
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Um, I don't think anything
was missing. Nothing?
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Well, we don't know that yet.
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Not that I can see.
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Could they have been disturbed?
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Well, by what?
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I was in bed and Josh was
dead to the world on the sofa.
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They could have used a bulldozer
and he wouldn't have woken up.
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Yeah. Party at Langstone.
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I was hammered.
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Still am.
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I've checked through the presents and
had a good look through every room.
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Can't find anything missing.
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Haven't, er, wrapped everything,
though, yet, have you?
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What?
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I know you got me an iPad.
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You wish. Strange.
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You've got ash on top
of your electric fire.
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You been smoking that
stuff in here again? No.
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Better not have
been. I haven't. Hmm.
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I saw a pile of ash in the
fireplace at the last house.
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No offence, Sir, but isn't that what
you'd expect to find in a fireplace?
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Ordinarily, yes, yes, but the
rest of the hearth was spotless.
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So they missed a bit.
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Guys. Guys.
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You know this has nothing
to do with me, right?
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Just whenever anything
like this happens,
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you always think I've done
it. Because you usually have.
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Yeah, that may or not be true, but
this time you have to believe me.
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I didn't do nothing.
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Anything. Eh?
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You didn't do anything.
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I know, that's what
I'm trying to tell you.
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We know. See, this is
exactly... Say what now?
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We know this is
nothing to do with you.
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Yeah. Good.
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How?
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Because even you aren't stupid
enough to break into your own
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house and not steal anything.
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Exactly.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Bye, Josh.
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Looks like it was prised open.
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I thought you might send
that nice young constable.
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Kelby? Oh, he was dealing
with a shoplifter.
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Oh.
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00:13:53,071 --> 00:13:54,715
What a nice-looking boy.
258
00:13:54,740 --> 00:13:56,859
If only I were 20 years younger.
259
00:13:56,860 --> 00:13:59,459
THEY SNICKER
260
00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:02,939
Oh, and I always close
this door at night, cos my,
261
00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:08,940
my Minnie sleeps in here by the Aga,
but it was wide open when I got up.
262
00:14:08,965 --> 00:14:10,764
Minnie? Cat.
263
00:14:10,789 --> 00:14:14,635
Ah. And you're absolutely
certain nothing has been taken?
264
00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:16,475
Yes, positive.
265
00:14:16,585 --> 00:14:20,860
Well, I know, it looks a bit muddled
but I know where everything is.
266
00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:32,619
Is this yours?
267
00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:33,979
No. Are you sure?
268
00:14:33,980 --> 00:14:35,339
Positive.
269
00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:37,339
Well, I can't wear
gold, you see.
270
00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:39,219
I come out in a rash.
271
00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:41,419
My mum did Arts and Crafts.
272
00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:45,179
Used to make me bangles and
the like, but never gold.
273
00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:46,699
Visitors, perhaps?
274
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:48,899
Oh, I don't have visitors.
275
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:50,220
Well, only you.
276
00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:52,940
And young Kelby.
277
00:14:53,616 --> 00:14:58,659
So, no, no, no, I have never
seen that before in my life.
278
00:14:58,660 --> 00:14:59,940
Yes.
279
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:13,017
Well, I don't understand.
280
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:16,241
I mean, why would someone
break in but not take anything?
281
00:15:16,523 --> 00:15:17,883
Why indeed?
282
00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:39,859
Um, when will Social
Services get here?
283
00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:42,019
They're short-handed, Kelby.
284
00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:44,739
They said they'll get
here when they can.
285
00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:45,859
OK.
286
00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:47,700
Could I have a go with your hat?
287
00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:50,340
Er, no, you can't.
288
00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:53,900
Can I have a go
with your handcuffs?
289
00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:55,999
No.
290
00:15:56,024 --> 00:15:58,223
You have to have
special training.
291
00:15:58,636 --> 00:15:59,944
What else you got?
292
00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:04,530
I've got a baton, CS spray...
293
00:16:05,677 --> 00:16:08,460
..and access to a
Taser, if I need it.
294
00:16:09,542 --> 00:16:11,181
Can I Taser you?
295
00:16:11,206 --> 00:16:12,246
No.
296
00:16:13,334 --> 00:16:15,163
Can you Taser me? No.
297
00:16:16,783 --> 00:16:21,982
OK, but if you give me
your real name and address,
298
00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:24,259
I'll let you have
a go on my bike.
299
00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:25,380
No, thanks.
300
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:28,220
OK.
301
00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:40,939
And did you or your wife
see or hear anything?
302
00:16:40,940 --> 00:16:43,739
No. And you say
nothing has been taken?
303
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:46,779
Not as far as we can... see.
304
00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:48,459
Have you lived here long?
305
00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:50,219
Nine years in February.
306
00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:55,099
We inherited the house from
Mary's mum when she passed.
307
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:59,620
Sorry, do you mind me asking, why
have you only got half a moustache?
308
00:17:01,499 --> 00:17:05,499
It was my eldest
son's stag last night.
309
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:09,659
Honestly, I have two boys
and they are a nightmare.
310
00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:11,339
Practical jokers.
311
00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:15,030
I dozed off at one point and
they thought it would be funny
312
00:17:15,055 --> 00:17:17,774
to shave it off, or
at least half of it.
313
00:17:17,831 --> 00:17:19,710
Well, I wouldn't worry.
314
00:17:19,743 --> 00:17:21,142
It's rather fetching.
315
00:17:21,167 --> 00:17:22,846
Do your boys still
live with you?
316
00:17:22,871 --> 00:17:24,550
Oh, God, no!
317
00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:28,299
Though they do come
home often enough,
318
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:31,757
bring their washing
and steal food,
319
00:17:31,782 --> 00:17:36,803
and put clingfilm
over the toilet bowl.
320
00:17:38,577 --> 00:17:41,820
They have their parcels delivered
here because we're always in.
321
00:17:43,241 --> 00:17:46,077
I've been tripping over a
television in the hallway
322
00:17:46,102 --> 00:17:47,582
since I got back home.
323
00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:52,819
It would have been their
own fault if it got nicked.
324
00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:55,060
Maybe I'll tell them it was.
325
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:14,888
Why would someone break
into four different houses
326
00:18:14,913 --> 00:18:16,752
just to burn
something and leave?
327
00:18:16,777 --> 00:18:18,497
I've absolutely no idea.
328
00:18:19,488 --> 00:18:22,767
Witchcraft? Some
kind of pagan rites?
329
00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:24,280
Isn't it the winter solstice?
330
00:18:24,305 --> 00:18:27,184
Well, whatever it was, it's clear
that theft wasn't the motive.
331
00:18:27,254 --> 00:18:29,613
There's a brand-new TV
in there, still boxed.
332
00:18:29,638 --> 00:18:32,238
All it needed was a
label saying "steal me".
333
00:18:33,692 --> 00:18:36,091
Let's find out what we
can about the bracelet.
334
00:18:36,171 --> 00:18:40,470
If it was dropped by whoever broke
in, it's the only real lead we have.
335
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,546
I'll get these ash
samples to the lab,
336
00:18:42,571 --> 00:18:44,280
see if they can
tell us anything.
337
00:18:45,075 --> 00:18:47,195
SHE CLEARS THROAT Sir.
338
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:57,619
So, Archie's definitely gone?
339
00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:59,327
Well, he's still
at the vineyard.
340
00:18:59,352 --> 00:19:01,072
We're just not
partners any more.
341
00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:04,019
Probably wise.
342
00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:06,380
Always best to
remove temptation.
343
00:19:07,462 --> 00:19:08,741
I wasn't tempted.
344
00:19:08,766 --> 00:19:10,022
Not even a little bit?
345
00:19:10,047 --> 00:19:11,286
Absolutely not.
346
00:19:11,311 --> 00:19:13,630
Well, you have more
willpower than me.
347
00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:16,202
I could have spread
mayonnaise all over him
348
00:19:16,227 --> 00:19:19,335
and eaten him in a sandwich.
That's very specific.
349
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,796
Hiya. All right?
350
00:19:21,821 --> 00:19:26,147
Being a widow doesn't permanently
dull the senses, you know, darling?
351
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,624
I still have the
occasional itch.
352
00:19:31,398 --> 00:19:35,397
I'm not sure I want to
talk about your itches.
353
00:19:35,422 --> 00:19:37,221
Ah, Kelby.
354
00:19:37,246 --> 00:19:38,257
What can I get you?
355
00:19:38,282 --> 00:19:42,155
Ooh, er, three coffees and
a sausage sandwich, please.
356
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:43,979
Brown sauce?
357
00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:45,647
Mayonnaise?
358
00:19:45,672 --> 00:19:47,951
Er, I didn't ask.
359
00:19:47,976 --> 00:19:49,415
Better leave it plain.
360
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,569
Not for you, then?
361
00:19:50,594 --> 00:19:53,153
It better not be for Humphrey,
after I cooked him breakfast.
362
00:19:53,178 --> 00:19:56,397
No, it's, er, for this young
boy we're looking after, er,
363
00:19:56,422 --> 00:19:58,595
until Social
Services pick him up.
364
00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:01,069
Do you know who he is?
365
00:20:01,094 --> 00:20:04,693
He says he's Rishi Sunak,
but we don't believe him.
366
00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,592
Right.
367
00:20:06,617 --> 00:20:09,030
I'll get your
coffee and sandwich.
368
00:20:09,470 --> 00:20:10,889
Thanks, Martha.
369
00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:15,334
Actually, better make it
two sausage sandwiches.
370
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,579
Ketchup on the
second one, please.
371
00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:19,420
SHE CHUCKLES
372
00:20:26,220 --> 00:20:27,260
Right.
373
00:20:28,657 --> 00:20:31,176
Well, it seems to me there are
two questions we need to answer.
374
00:20:31,262 --> 00:20:32,701
Actually, three.
375
00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:35,092
One - why on Earth would
you break into a house
376
00:20:35,117 --> 00:20:37,316
with the sole purpose
of burning something?
377
00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:39,507
Two - why those
houses in particular?
378
00:20:39,532 --> 00:20:42,115
Why not a neighbour or a
house across the street?
379
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:45,259
And three - why is there a small
child sitting next to Margo?
380
00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:46,975
Kelby brought him in.
381
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,675
He got caught nicking a
sausage roll at the baker's.
382
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:51,419
He's eaten the evidence.
383
00:20:51,420 --> 00:20:53,059
Does he have a
name? PHONE RINGS
384
00:20:53,060 --> 00:20:54,139
DS Williams.
385
00:20:54,164 --> 00:20:57,115
Well, he gave me a false
name to start with.
386
00:20:57,140 --> 00:21:01,099
It took me three sherbet dabs to
find out his real name's Freddie.
387
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:03,259
Hello, Freddie. All right?
388
00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:05,139
Won't your mum and dad
be worried about you?
389
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:06,859
Ain't got a dad.
390
00:21:06,860 --> 00:21:10,179
OK. Your mum, then?
Okey dokey. Thanks.
391
00:21:10,180 --> 00:21:11,939
That was the lab.
392
00:21:11,940 --> 00:21:14,859
The ash found in all four
houses originated from the same
393
00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:19,259
material source - decent-quality
writing paper, traces of ink -
394
00:21:19,260 --> 00:21:21,779
which confirms all four
break-ins are linked.
395
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,725
And they think the cloth
fibres found at the scene
396
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,549
came from white cotton gloves.
397
00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:29,099
What kind of burglar
wears white cotton gloves?
398
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:30,700
I know who it is.
399
00:21:31,839 --> 00:21:34,118
It's obvious, innit? Um, is it?
400
00:21:34,143 --> 00:21:38,163
A man sneaking into people's houses
at Christmas wearing white gloves.
401
00:21:39,180 --> 00:21:40,459
It's Santa.
402
00:21:40,460 --> 00:21:41,835
HE CHUCKLES
403
00:21:41,860 --> 00:21:44,608
He's got a point. That would
make sense with the ash, too.
404
00:21:44,633 --> 00:21:47,072
It got caught on his clothes
when he came down the chimney.
405
00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:49,856
So our only credible
suspect is Father Christmas.
406
00:21:49,881 --> 00:21:51,960
Open-and-shut case.
Can we all go home now?
407
00:21:51,985 --> 00:21:54,384
Not quite, Margo. And
thank you, Freddie.
408
00:21:54,420 --> 00:21:56,725
No, before we arrest Santa
and ruin everyone's Christmas,
409
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,509
let's check all
other avenues first.
410
00:21:58,534 --> 00:22:01,893
Such as, what links, if any, can
we find between the four victims?
411
00:22:01,994 --> 00:22:03,819
Anything back on the bracelet
we found? PHONE RINGS
412
00:22:03,820 --> 00:22:05,291
Not yet.
413
00:22:05,316 --> 00:22:08,299
Shipton Abbott Police
Station. Coffees.
414
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:15,300
And I got Rishi a lemonade
to go with his sandwich.
415
00:22:15,325 --> 00:22:16,884
His name's Freddie.
416
00:22:16,909 --> 00:22:19,028
I've got Josh
Woods on the phone.
417
00:22:19,053 --> 00:22:21,772
He wants a crime number
for his insurance.
418
00:22:21,820 --> 00:22:23,298
Nothing was stolen.
419
00:22:23,323 --> 00:22:26,806
He says he's just realised he
might have lost his gold bracelet.
420
00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:34,020
Erm...
421
00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:38,259
I'm not sure.
422
00:22:38,260 --> 00:22:39,539
You're not sure?
423
00:22:39,540 --> 00:22:41,979
I just had it on my wrist. I
didn't spend all day looking at it.
424
00:22:41,980 --> 00:22:43,048
If it is yours,
425
00:22:43,073 --> 00:22:45,713
can you explain what it might have
been doing in Mrs Jones' cottage?
426
00:22:45,737 --> 00:22:47,096
Maybe she nicked it.
427
00:22:47,121 --> 00:22:50,640
Or, maybe it came off your wrist
while you were breaking in.
428
00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:52,339
I didn't break in anywhere.
429
00:22:52,340 --> 00:22:54,376
Can you account for your
whereabouts last night?
430
00:22:54,401 --> 00:22:56,320
I told you, I had a
party at the Langstone.
431
00:22:56,345 --> 00:22:58,264
Birthday for Snoop
Dogg. Snoop Dogg?
432
00:22:58,300 --> 00:22:59,819
Not that one. Paul Harris.
433
00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:01,056
Works at the wool shop.
434
00:23:01,081 --> 00:23:03,560
I tell you why we call him
Snoop Dogg... Doesn't matter.
435
00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:06,859
So you have people who can
confirm you were there?
436
00:23:06,860 --> 00:23:07,994
Yeah.
437
00:23:08,019 --> 00:23:10,355
Till what time? Half one, two?
438
00:23:10,380 --> 00:23:11,979
And after that?
439
00:23:11,980 --> 00:23:13,820
It's all a bit of a
blur, to be honest.
440
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,400
Thoughts?
441
00:23:22,425 --> 00:23:23,984
He got drunk, reverted to type,
442
00:23:24,009 --> 00:23:26,768
wandered around breaking into
houses smoking his wacky baccy.
443
00:23:26,793 --> 00:23:29,432
Except the ash wasn't
marijuana. It was writing paper.
444
00:23:29,460 --> 00:23:31,603
And why would he also
break into his own house?
445
00:23:31,628 --> 00:23:33,708
All I know is, whenever Josh
Woods is in the picture,
446
00:23:33,732 --> 00:23:35,244
he's usually guilty
of something.
447
00:23:35,269 --> 00:23:38,679
That he may be, but is he
really our housebreaker?
448
00:23:38,704 --> 00:23:39,979
I don't know.
449
00:23:39,980 --> 00:23:43,900
His fiancee, Lucy, seems a
little more straightforward.
450
00:23:45,078 --> 00:23:46,447
Let's talk to her again.
451
00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:05,019
Ooh, the Christmas market.
452
00:24:05,020 --> 00:24:06,419
Mind if we just stop off?
453
00:24:06,420 --> 00:24:07,384
Er, no.
454
00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:19,556
Let me wear
your outfit now.
455
00:24:19,581 --> 00:24:21,141
Come on, please.
456
00:24:23,340 --> 00:24:25,259
Hello. Oh! How's it all going?
457
00:24:25,260 --> 00:24:26,939
Shouldn't you be working?
458
00:24:26,940 --> 00:24:29,219
We are. We had four
break-ins last night
459
00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:31,419
and we're just on our way
to see a suspect's fiancee.
460
00:24:31,420 --> 00:24:35,267
Not to mention baby-sitting a mystery
boy until Social Services get here.
461
00:24:35,292 --> 00:24:37,171
Oh, Kelby told me.
462
00:24:37,215 --> 00:24:38,814
Has a taste for sausages.
463
00:24:38,839 --> 00:24:40,438
It would seem so.
464
00:24:40,463 --> 00:24:42,902
Well, this all looks
very Christmassy.
465
00:24:42,927 --> 00:24:44,366
That's the general idea.
466
00:24:44,857 --> 00:24:46,377
Hello. Hi.
467
00:24:48,735 --> 00:24:50,494
It's been quite a year.
468
00:24:50,519 --> 00:24:51,838
Yeah, it has.
469
00:24:51,863 --> 00:24:53,142
Glad to see the back of it?
470
00:24:53,167 --> 00:24:54,806
No.
471
00:24:55,247 --> 00:24:56,487
Not even the IVF?
472
00:24:57,567 --> 00:24:58,966
It didn't work.
473
00:24:58,991 --> 00:25:00,790
But we always knew it might not.
474
00:25:00,815 --> 00:25:02,254
And we broke up.
475
00:25:02,340 --> 00:25:03,899
And we got back together.
476
00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:07,539
And we moved here, and you bought
a boat, and we've got a duck,
477
00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:08,939
and it's Christmas.
478
00:25:08,940 --> 00:25:10,103
So we're winning?
479
00:25:10,128 --> 00:25:11,767
I think we are. Don't you?
480
00:25:11,792 --> 00:25:13,486
I'm definitely
winning. I've got you.
481
00:25:13,511 --> 00:25:15,220
How very true.
482
00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:18,539
Put her down. She's supposed
to be hanging tinsel.
483
00:25:18,540 --> 00:25:20,379
Sorry.
484
00:25:20,380 --> 00:25:22,431
Are you joining us
tonight, Esther?
485
00:25:22,456 --> 00:25:24,155
Er, as long as I
don't have to sing.
486
00:25:24,180 --> 00:25:27,379
Singing is compulsory.
We should go. Yeah.
487
00:25:27,380 --> 00:25:29,019
See you later.
488
00:25:29,020 --> 00:25:30,060
Bye.
489
00:25:31,256 --> 00:25:33,575
Oh, my daughter's at
the grotto. Do you mind?
490
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:34,478
No, of course not.
491
00:25:34,503 --> 00:25:37,383
If you don't let go, I'm going to
tell Santa not to bring you any
492
00:25:37,408 --> 00:25:39,927
presents this year, and take
back the ones you got last year.
493
00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:41,699
How's it going?
494
00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:43,539
They keep pulling on me bells.
495
00:25:43,540 --> 00:25:46,499
You do know elves are
supposed to be happy.
496
00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:49,059
I will be when I get home.
497
00:25:49,060 --> 00:25:52,019
Zoe, this is Inspector Goodman
I've been telling you about.
498
00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:54,019
Hi. Very pleased
to meet you, Zoe.
499
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:56,179
She's not really an
elf. It's a costume.
500
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:58,595
Excuse my mum, she
thinks she's funny.
501
00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:00,539
So, er, do you need
anything? Yeah.
502
00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:02,659
This lot to stop
pulling me about.
503
00:26:02,660 --> 00:26:06,539
Well, if they hurt
you, tell someone,
504
00:26:06,540 --> 00:26:08,060
because it's very important.
505
00:26:08,881 --> 00:26:10,000
What is?
506
00:26:10,025 --> 00:26:12,277
ELF and safety in the workplace.
507
00:26:12,302 --> 00:26:13,542
Wow.
508
00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:21,219
He lost it in June.
509
00:26:21,220 --> 00:26:22,376
What?
510
00:26:22,401 --> 00:26:24,197
On a jet ski in Minorca.
511
00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:31,595
As soon as you mentioned insurance,
he started making a list of all
512
00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:35,759
the things that we've lost, or
that have broken, in the past year.
513
00:26:37,620 --> 00:26:43,099
"Watch, microwave,
smartphone, gold bracelet."
514
00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:46,499
You, er, do know that such
a claim would be fraudulent?
515
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:50,619
I told him that, but he said he'd
get a crime number just in case.
516
00:26:50,620 --> 00:26:52,619
I wouldn't have let him do it.
517
00:26:52,620 --> 00:26:54,829
I'm sorry, but you
know what he's like.
518
00:26:56,300 --> 00:26:58,499
Right, well, we'll, er,
we'll send him home.
519
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,179
We can keep him if you like.
520
00:27:00,180 --> 00:27:01,899
Chuck away the key?
521
00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:03,459
Nah.
522
00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:05,300
Oh, I love the bones of him.
523
00:27:07,940 --> 00:27:09,340
Right.
524
00:27:13,683 --> 00:27:16,755
Anyone for hot chocolate?
I need a taste test.
525
00:27:16,780 --> 00:27:18,660
Oh, go on, then.
526
00:27:20,260 --> 00:27:22,059
There's a few cakes too.
527
00:27:22,060 --> 00:27:24,699
Ooh, thanks, Martha.
528
00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:27,539
This our mystery
boy, is it? Er, yeah.
529
00:27:27,540 --> 00:27:30,219
Social Services are
supposed to be on their way,
530
00:27:30,220 --> 00:27:32,580
but the social
worker got held up.
531
00:27:34,411 --> 00:27:36,130
Well, I'm going
back to the cafe.
532
00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:38,400
Do you want me to
take him for a while?
533
00:27:38,425 --> 00:27:40,064
He must need feeding again.
534
00:27:40,417 --> 00:27:41,537
You hungry?
535
00:27:43,180 --> 00:27:44,340
Yeah.
536
00:28:04,740 --> 00:28:07,699
You look like a
girl who needs cake.
537
00:28:07,700 --> 00:28:09,095
Thanks.
538
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:11,665
Just catching my
breath before we start.
539
00:28:12,887 --> 00:28:14,606
You looking forward to it?
540
00:28:14,716 --> 00:28:17,155
Not if this morning
is anything to go by.
541
00:28:17,180 --> 00:28:19,509
I've already been pulled about
by a load of ankle-biters
542
00:28:19,534 --> 00:28:20,837
demanding to see Santa.
543
00:28:20,862 --> 00:28:22,781
You'll be fine
once you get going.
544
00:28:22,806 --> 00:28:26,206
All those smiling little faces
excited to see Father Christmas.
545
00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:29,001
Or not.
546
00:28:29,026 --> 00:28:30,380
I'm dreading it.
547
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,999
Then, why do it in
the first place?
548
00:28:34,024 --> 00:28:36,823
Mum said I had to get a job or she
wouldn't get me driving lessons.
549
00:28:36,848 --> 00:28:38,447
That doesn't sound unreasonable.
550
00:28:38,472 --> 00:28:40,991
No, but why couldn't she
get me something normal,
551
00:28:41,016 --> 00:28:42,535
or at least indoors?
552
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,384
Oh, so that's what
you're kicking against.
553
00:28:44,409 --> 00:28:47,025
You don't like it
because it's Mum's idea.
554
00:28:47,961 --> 00:28:50,040
You know, my daughter
is exactly the same.
555
00:28:50,065 --> 00:28:52,673
Has been since she was old
enough to have an opinion.
556
00:28:52,698 --> 00:28:55,698
If I suggested something,
she'd disagree on principle.
557
00:28:57,197 --> 00:28:58,796
It's perfectly natural.
558
00:28:58,821 --> 00:29:00,140
She's so annoying.
559
00:29:00,180 --> 00:29:02,019
I don't doubt it.
560
00:29:02,020 --> 00:29:05,470
But I suspect not quite as
annoying as my daughter finds me.
561
00:29:05,495 --> 00:29:07,181
Sorry, I didn't mean to...
562
00:29:07,206 --> 00:29:08,246
Don't be.
563
00:29:09,439 --> 00:29:11,159
It's the way of the world.
564
00:29:12,735 --> 00:29:14,734
The thing to remember, though,
565
00:29:14,759 --> 00:29:17,638
is no matter how hard
done by you're feeling,
566
00:29:17,663 --> 00:29:21,223
you should try to see it from
other people's point of view.
567
00:29:22,856 --> 00:29:26,535
Right or wrong, your mum is
only trying to teach you that
568
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,360
if you want something out of
life you need to work for it.
569
00:29:30,820 --> 00:29:33,020
That's not a bad lesson
to learn, now, is it?
570
00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:36,259
And then there's all those
little ones who've been
571
00:29:36,260 --> 00:29:38,892
excited for weeks, knowing
that today is the day they're
572
00:29:38,917 --> 00:29:42,156
going to see Santa Claus,
and they're going to tell him
573
00:29:42,181 --> 00:29:45,740
what they want to find under
the tree on Christmas morning.
574
00:29:45,780 --> 00:29:50,219
And the last thing they deserve
is to be greeted by a grumpy elf.
575
00:29:50,220 --> 00:29:51,298
Hmm?
576
00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:53,025
THEY CHUCKLE
577
00:29:53,780 --> 00:29:55,860
Shall I tell you a mums' secret?
578
00:29:57,367 --> 00:30:00,527
The more you complain about
something, the more fun it is for us.
579
00:30:01,918 --> 00:30:04,717
So if you really
want to get her back,
580
00:30:04,986 --> 00:30:07,139
tell her you're
really enjoying it.
581
00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:08,940
She'll be mortified.
582
00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:21,579
HE SIGHS
583
00:30:21,580 --> 00:30:23,379
OK, I've tried everything.
584
00:30:23,380 --> 00:30:27,299
I can't find any link between
the houses that were broken into,
585
00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:31,659
apart from the fact that they're
all houses and people live in them.
586
00:30:31,660 --> 00:30:34,380
Anything back on
the bracelet? No.
587
00:30:35,586 --> 00:30:36,774
What's this?
588
00:30:36,799 --> 00:30:39,238
They sent over all the paperwork
for the station review.
589
00:30:39,263 --> 00:30:41,384
Anything not closed by
the Christmas break,
590
00:30:41,409 --> 00:30:44,214
will be included in the Q1
figures. What does that mean?
591
00:30:44,239 --> 00:30:46,314
Well, it means that
with these break-ins,
592
00:30:46,339 --> 00:30:48,658
our clear-up rate will
begin at minus four.
593
00:30:48,870 --> 00:30:50,549
We're screwed.
594
00:30:50,660 --> 00:30:52,040
Great.
595
00:30:52,576 --> 00:30:54,283
Mm, where's the Munchkin?
596
00:30:54,308 --> 00:30:57,107
Oh, Martha took him to the
cafe for something to eat.
597
00:30:57,132 --> 00:30:58,651
I think he's got hollow legs.
598
00:30:58,676 --> 00:30:59,642
SNICKERS
599
00:30:59,667 --> 00:31:01,546
Well, I'll check in,
make sure she's OK
600
00:31:01,571 --> 00:31:03,410
and maybe get some
coffees while I'm at it.
601
00:31:03,435 --> 00:31:05,197
I've a feeling we're
going to need them.
602
00:31:11,420 --> 00:31:12,460
Hi.
603
00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:14,580
Freddie.
604
00:31:16,030 --> 00:31:17,269
How's the food?
605
00:31:17,294 --> 00:31:18,734
Wicked. Wicked.
606
00:31:20,460 --> 00:31:24,299
Well, I'm starting to think
we're doing you a disservice,
607
00:31:24,300 --> 00:31:28,379
creating the illusion that
running away from home
608
00:31:28,380 --> 00:31:30,659
is far more fun than
it ought to be -
609
00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:34,380
a world festooned with sweets
and sausages in various forms.
610
00:31:35,805 --> 00:31:37,204
Take no notice.
611
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:38,828
He just likes using big words.
612
00:31:38,860 --> 00:31:39,861
Yes.
613
00:31:39,886 --> 00:31:42,326
All the same, though, we
need to get you home, OK?
614
00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,780
So what happened? Had a
fallout with your mum?
615
00:31:47,871 --> 00:31:50,075
She's well annoying. Yeah.
616
00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:52,539
Well, mums can be
annoying sometimes,
617
00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:55,139
but it's usually because
they care about you.
618
00:31:55,436 --> 00:31:57,118
Don't feel like it.
619
00:31:58,860 --> 00:32:01,150
So what did she do
that was so bad?
620
00:32:01,175 --> 00:32:02,835
She took my phone off me.
621
00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:04,419
Golly.
622
00:32:04,420 --> 00:32:06,619
I didn't even have a
phone when I was your age.
623
00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:09,619
Well, if you did, you'd be annoyed
if someone took it off you.
624
00:32:09,620 --> 00:32:11,100
Dare say I would.
625
00:32:12,073 --> 00:32:13,835
Now I can't talk to my grandad.
626
00:32:13,860 --> 00:32:15,659
Are you close to your grandad?
627
00:32:15,660 --> 00:32:16,954
We're best friends.
628
00:32:16,979 --> 00:32:18,103
Hmm.
629
00:32:18,820 --> 00:32:20,779
I'm sure you love your grandad,
630
00:32:20,780 --> 00:32:23,179
and it's not fair that
you can't talk to him,
631
00:32:23,180 --> 00:32:26,419
but I'm still not sure that's
a reason to run away from home.
632
00:32:26,420 --> 00:32:28,059
I'm not running away.
633
00:32:28,060 --> 00:32:29,739
I'm thinking.
634
00:32:29,740 --> 00:32:32,100
Oh, you're thinking?
635
00:32:33,740 --> 00:32:37,133
Well, you know that when the lady
from Social Services gets here,
636
00:32:37,158 --> 00:32:38,819
you'll have to tell
her where you live.
637
00:32:38,820 --> 00:32:40,180
Why?
638
00:32:41,819 --> 00:32:45,906
Well, because if you don't,
there's a good chance they'll take
639
00:32:45,931 --> 00:32:47,315
you into care.
640
00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:49,459
And you don't want
that to happen, do you?
641
00:32:49,460 --> 00:32:51,100
However annoying your mum is.
642
00:32:52,228 --> 00:32:53,940
Can't I just stay here?
643
00:32:56,734 --> 00:33:01,133
Well, as much as we'd enjoy that
too, it's just not really possible.
644
00:33:01,711 --> 00:33:03,031
Why not?
645
00:33:04,055 --> 00:33:07,228
Well, as a policeman, I am...
646
00:33:09,863 --> 00:33:12,862
..well placed to quote on elements
of the law and I can report
647
00:33:12,887 --> 00:33:16,361
that kidnapping children is
incontrovertibly frowned upon.
648
00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:19,980
Big words again.
649
00:33:21,741 --> 00:33:25,901
You wouldn't be kidnapping
me, not if I wanted to stay.
650
00:33:27,193 --> 00:33:31,384
Yeah, I'm sorry, it's not
really up to you, or us.
651
00:33:32,397 --> 00:33:34,040
Well, it should be.
652
00:33:34,065 --> 00:33:36,619
DI Goodman? Thought I
recognised the name.
653
00:33:36,620 --> 00:33:38,739
Ah, Mrs Owen. Hannah Owen.
654
00:33:38,740 --> 00:33:40,419
Social Services.
655
00:33:40,420 --> 00:33:42,539
Hello, Ryan. Ryan?
656
00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:43,659
You know him?
657
00:33:43,660 --> 00:33:45,501
I work with his social worker.
658
00:33:45,526 --> 00:33:48,805
We've been helping the family deal
with a few issues, haven't we, Ryan?
659
00:33:48,830 --> 00:33:50,149
Don't want to go home.
660
00:33:50,180 --> 00:33:51,619
I want to stay here.
661
00:33:51,620 --> 00:33:54,019
Well, your mum's very
worried about you.
662
00:33:54,020 --> 00:33:56,340
She won't let me
talk to my grandad.
663
00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:02,697
Well, we can all go and talk
about that together, can't we?
664
00:34:09,198 --> 00:34:11,056
PHONE RINGS
665
00:34:11,420 --> 00:34:13,618
Shipton Abbott Police Station.
666
00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:20,019
She's on the other
line at the moment.
667
00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:21,779
DI Goodman's just popped out.
668
00:34:21,780 --> 00:34:23,853
Can I take a message?
669
00:34:24,118 --> 00:34:25,878
OK. Thank you.
670
00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:29,548
This is very strange.
671
00:34:30,580 --> 00:34:31,780
What is?
672
00:34:33,311 --> 00:34:36,650
I can't work out if it means
anything or it doesn't.
673
00:34:38,502 --> 00:34:41,341
And I can't help you if you
don't tell me what it is.
674
00:34:41,366 --> 00:34:46,642
Well, I hit a dead end trying to
find a link between the houses,
675
00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:47,986
like the Inspector said,
676
00:34:48,011 --> 00:34:53,072
so I did a cross-check against any
previous crimes at those addresses.
677
00:34:54,780 --> 00:34:56,236
And...?
678
00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:59,340
It's happened before.
679
00:35:00,940 --> 00:35:02,140
What has?
680
00:35:02,942 --> 00:35:04,781
Those exact four houses,
681
00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:08,820
they were all burgled at
the same time 50 years ago.
682
00:35:17,989 --> 00:35:20,220
He said he had a
falling-out with his mum.
683
00:35:20,245 --> 00:35:22,205
One of many, I'm sorry to say.
684
00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:26,379
He lost his dad
a few years back.
685
00:35:26,380 --> 00:35:28,459
Mum got a new boyfriend.
686
00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:32,539
He reacted quite badly, became
a bit disruptive at school.
687
00:35:32,540 --> 00:35:35,978
They contacted us and we've
been keeping an eye on things.
688
00:35:37,220 --> 00:35:39,259
He mentioned his grandad.
689
00:35:39,260 --> 00:35:41,699
The one real
constant in his life.
690
00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:43,020
They're very close.
691
00:35:44,664 --> 00:35:47,955
Look, his mum's
trying really hard.
692
00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:49,899
He'll be fine when
I get him home.
693
00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:51,425
Bless him.
694
00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:54,250
I'll make sure he's
OK before I leave.
695
00:36:02,820 --> 00:36:04,420
Do you think he'll be all right?
696
00:36:07,180 --> 00:36:08,620
Let's hope so.
697
00:36:20,140 --> 00:36:22,059
Oh, Sir, we found something.
698
00:36:22,060 --> 00:36:26,419
All four houses were burgled before,
all within three days of each other.
699
00:36:26,420 --> 00:36:28,019
What?
700
00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:30,219
Christmas week, 50 years ago.
701
00:36:30,220 --> 00:36:33,059
1973.
702
00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:35,979
Only that time,
things were stolen.
703
00:36:35,980 --> 00:36:37,779
Why did none of
them mention this?
704
00:36:37,804 --> 00:36:40,379
Well, the Owens and Josh
Woods didn't live there then,
705
00:36:40,380 --> 00:36:41,628
and neither did the Beckers.
706
00:36:41,653 --> 00:36:44,065
They inherited the house
from her mother. Kathleen?
707
00:36:44,090 --> 00:36:46,529
She grew up in that house
but it's a long time ago.
708
00:36:46,554 --> 00:36:47,554
Mm.
709
00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:53,020
Coins...
710
00:36:54,220 --> 00:36:55,939
..games console...
711
00:36:55,940 --> 00:36:57,479
..TV.
712
00:36:58,260 --> 00:37:00,499
One of these is a gold bracelet.
713
00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:01,859
Coincidence?
714
00:37:01,860 --> 00:37:04,579
It cannot be! I don't
believe in them.
715
00:37:04,580 --> 00:37:07,580
Kelby, was anyone arrested
for these burglaries?
716
00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:10,925
Um...
717
00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:15,499
One suspect arrested and
questioned, released without charge.
718
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,499
Ernest Buchanan.
719
00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:22,206
The detective in charge, DI
Foster, cites a lack of evidence.
720
00:37:22,231 --> 00:37:23,350
Anything else?
721
00:37:23,580 --> 00:37:26,379
Only that they were
opportunistic thefts.
722
00:37:26,380 --> 00:37:29,619
Windows left open, back
doors and the like.
723
00:37:29,620 --> 00:37:32,859
Oh, and he adds at the
bottom that they weren't
724
00:37:32,860 --> 00:37:34,379
looking for anyone else.
725
00:37:34,380 --> 00:37:36,779
Sounds like they knew who it
was but couldn't prove it.
726
00:37:36,780 --> 00:37:37,557
Mm.
727
00:37:37,582 --> 00:37:40,339
Oh, Frank Becker phoned
while you were out.
728
00:37:40,340 --> 00:37:41,539
Left a message.
729
00:37:41,540 --> 00:37:44,179
He said he doesn't know
what it means, but the TV
730
00:37:44,180 --> 00:37:47,699
in the lounge wasn't ordered by his
sons or anyone else in the house.
731
00:37:47,700 --> 00:37:50,761
It just appeared,
after the break-in.
732
00:37:51,847 --> 00:37:54,246
Looks like it WAS
Santa after all.
733
00:37:54,271 --> 00:37:55,768
HE LAUGHS
734
00:37:57,717 --> 00:37:59,437
Maybe that's
exactly what it was.
735
00:38:03,220 --> 00:38:06,540
If the bracelet isn't a
coincidence, then neither is the TV.
736
00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:12,018
I wonder...
737
00:38:12,057 --> 00:38:15,099
Kelby, find out what you
can about Ernest Buchanan.
738
00:38:15,100 --> 00:38:17,503
Is he still alive? Did he go
on to commit other crimes?
739
00:38:17,528 --> 00:38:19,745
We need to check the
other two crime scenes.
740
00:38:24,860 --> 00:38:25,900
Coffee.
741
00:38:30,780 --> 00:38:32,019
Like what?
742
00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:33,379
A jar of coins.
743
00:38:33,380 --> 00:38:36,700
Has one just appeared
anywhere? Or a game console.
744
00:38:37,692 --> 00:38:40,371
No. You haven't found anything in
the house that you thought didn't
745
00:38:40,396 --> 00:38:42,835
belong here or you didn't
know where it came from?
746
00:38:42,860 --> 00:38:43,893
No.
747
00:38:44,429 --> 00:38:45,948
Josh?
748
00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:47,060
No.
749
00:38:48,128 --> 00:38:49,967
Oh, except for you know what?
750
00:38:49,992 --> 00:38:51,991
I told you. In your dreams.
751
00:38:52,016 --> 00:38:53,655
JOSH CHUCKLES
752
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,720
Ta-da! I saw it on the side.
753
00:38:57,198 --> 00:38:59,073
It's nothing to do with me.
754
00:38:59,542 --> 00:39:00,582
Josh.
755
00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:03,460
Thank you.
756
00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:07,540
What?
757
00:39:09,659 --> 00:39:14,818
OK, what's the first ever
Christmas present you remember?
758
00:39:14,843 --> 00:39:19,878
I think the first main present I
remember was an Easy-Bake oven.
759
00:39:20,897 --> 00:39:22,536
You got an oven for Christmas?
760
00:39:22,607 --> 00:39:25,566
Not a real one, you gurt noodle.
761
00:39:25,591 --> 00:39:27,470
A little toy one.
762
00:39:27,495 --> 00:39:30,459
Green, it was, with
little light bulbs inside.
763
00:39:30,460 --> 00:39:33,179
But could you actually
cook in it, though?
764
00:39:33,180 --> 00:39:35,419
Well, I mean, you couldn't
do a Sunday roast,
765
00:39:35,420 --> 00:39:36,940
but you could do cakes.
766
00:39:38,055 --> 00:39:41,014
That doesn't sound
safe, letting kids cook.
767
00:39:41,039 --> 00:39:44,358
We didn't worry about things
like that when I was young.
768
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:47,139
We rode bikes without helmets,
769
00:39:47,140 --> 00:39:50,059
we spent all day on the
beach without sun screen.
770
00:39:50,060 --> 00:39:52,499
We didn't even have
seat belts in the car.
771
00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:54,619
What happened if
you had an accident?
772
00:39:54,620 --> 00:39:56,179
It was Mum's job.
773
00:39:56,180 --> 00:39:58,739
Put her arm across you.
774
00:39:58,740 --> 00:39:59,979
That is wild.
775
00:40:00,004 --> 00:40:02,699
SHE CHUCKLES How about you?
776
00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:07,362
Ooh, first one I proper
remember is getting
777
00:40:07,387 --> 00:40:11,666
all four Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtle characters.
778
00:40:12,406 --> 00:40:15,995
You see, that's the
difference in our generations.
779
00:40:16,020 --> 00:40:19,619
We got presents to prepare
us for the life ahead.
780
00:40:19,908 --> 00:40:21,628
You got turtles.
781
00:40:22,066 --> 00:40:24,745
Yeah, but they fought
crime, though, didn't they?
782
00:40:25,020 --> 00:40:27,860
So that prepared me
for being a policeman.
783
00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:34,379
You know, sometimes, Kelby,
784
00:40:34,380 --> 00:40:38,299
I don't think you're
half as daft as you look.
785
00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:39,700
Thanks.
786
00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:46,059
How'd you know that?
787
00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:47,779
Call it a lucky guess.
788
00:40:47,780 --> 00:40:49,419
Well, it weren't coins.
789
00:40:49,420 --> 00:40:51,213
I mean, I didn't
think anything of it.
790
00:40:51,238 --> 00:40:53,910
Kai's a builder. He's always
leaving cash lying around.
791
00:40:53,935 --> 00:40:55,986
I banked it...
792
00:40:56,011 --> 00:40:59,010
..to cover the mortgage
that's just gone up, again.
793
00:41:00,234 --> 00:41:01,799
Can I ask how much you found?
794
00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:07,940
Kelby.
795
00:41:09,340 --> 00:41:11,419
Ernest Buchanan?
796
00:41:11,420 --> 00:41:12,620
Er...
797
00:41:13,486 --> 00:41:19,445
Born December 29th, 1953,
widowed in 2019, one son, er,
798
00:41:19,470 --> 00:41:22,749
nothing further on record of
him, not even a parking ticket.
799
00:41:22,774 --> 00:41:25,533
Oh, last known
address, Upper Denbury.
800
00:41:25,620 --> 00:41:27,100
It's about eight miles away.
801
00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:30,179
Occupation?
802
00:41:30,180 --> 00:41:32,059
Jeweller.
803
00:41:32,060 --> 00:41:32,994
White gloves.
804
00:41:33,019 --> 00:41:34,138
Indeed.
805
00:41:34,500 --> 00:41:35,660
So...
806
00:41:36,394 --> 00:41:37,554
So...
807
00:41:40,071 --> 00:41:42,338
1973.
808
00:41:43,215 --> 00:41:47,054
Let's say a 19-year-old
Ernest Buchanan
809
00:41:47,079 --> 00:41:50,088
wasn't so much a burglar
as an opportunistic thief.
810
00:41:50,982 --> 00:41:53,421
Breaking into what is
now the Owen house,
811
00:41:53,446 --> 00:41:59,085
he stole a glass jar
containing £55 in coins.
812
00:41:59,110 --> 00:42:00,990
LOUD THUD
813
00:42:06,940 --> 00:42:09,768
Later the same week, I think
he stole a gold bracelet
814
00:42:09,793 --> 00:42:11,512
from Kathleen's cottage.
815
00:42:11,561 --> 00:42:14,720
As Kathleen has an allergy, I'm
guessing it was her mother's.
816
00:42:14,745 --> 00:42:16,865
INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION
817
00:42:27,841 --> 00:42:30,000
Followed by the game
console from the house
818
00:42:30,025 --> 00:42:32,345
that now belongs to Josh
Woods and fiancee Lucy.
819
00:42:43,447 --> 00:42:48,588
And finally, the TV from the home
of Frank Becker's mother-in-law.
820
00:42:52,980 --> 00:42:55,979
OK. So what if, all
these years later,
821
00:42:55,980 --> 00:42:58,346
Ernest Buchanan had
some kind of crisis?
822
00:42:58,371 --> 00:42:59,970
For some reason yet
to be established,
823
00:42:59,995 --> 00:43:01,834
he was overcome with guilt,
824
00:43:01,859 --> 00:43:05,875
with an undeniable desire to put
right the wrongs of his past.
825
00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:08,300
We know he never offended again.
826
00:43:10,020 --> 00:43:12,779
I don't think the gold bracelet
was dropped there by accident.
827
00:43:12,780 --> 00:43:16,283
I think it was put
there on purpose.
828
00:43:27,316 --> 00:43:29,573
Then someone must have
knocked it on the floor.
829
00:43:29,598 --> 00:43:31,307
CAT MEOWS
830
00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:40,700
One down, three to go.
831
00:43:43,553 --> 00:43:45,192
The TV was simple enough.
832
00:43:45,217 --> 00:43:46,377
New for old.
833
00:43:48,558 --> 00:43:50,437
And Frank Becker thought
the TV turning up
834
00:43:50,462 --> 00:43:53,421
was another prank by his
two boisterous sons. Yes.
835
00:43:53,446 --> 00:43:55,606
Then, the game console.
836
00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:04,139
Which was a little harder
to replace like for like,
837
00:44:04,140 --> 00:44:05,860
so instead he bought a tablet.
838
00:44:08,620 --> 00:44:10,219
Which Josh saw,
839
00:44:10,220 --> 00:44:13,659
but just assumed it was a Christmas
present from Lucy yet to be wrapped.
840
00:44:13,660 --> 00:44:15,260
Exactly.
841
00:44:21,580 --> 00:44:23,140
Flipping 'eck, Kai.
842
00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:28,752
And the jar of coins?
843
00:44:28,777 --> 00:44:31,010
As Hannah said, her
husband Kai is a builder,
844
00:44:31,035 --> 00:44:33,354
who has a habit of
leaving cash lying around.
845
00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:36,313
She found £569,
846
00:44:36,338 --> 00:44:39,539
which I bet is exactly what
847
00:44:39,540 --> 00:44:45,088
£55 in 1973 would
be worth today.
848
00:44:45,113 --> 00:44:48,739
So Ernest Buchanan returned to
the scene of his former crimes
849
00:44:48,740 --> 00:44:51,900
to replace the
things he'd stolen.
850
00:44:54,216 --> 00:44:57,487
But why would he go to all this
trouble after half a century?
851
00:44:59,380 --> 00:45:00,580
I'm dying.
852
00:45:02,220 --> 00:45:03,815
I have cancer.
853
00:45:04,137 --> 00:45:05,816
They tell me it's stage four,
854
00:45:05,841 --> 00:45:08,081
which apparently means
I'm riddled with it.
855
00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:14,869
And it's strange how discovering
you've only got a few months
856
00:45:14,894 --> 00:45:17,190
to live helps to
reacquaint you with God.
857
00:45:18,707 --> 00:45:20,426
It's no time to
be making enemies.
858
00:45:20,451 --> 00:45:21,752
HE CHUCKLES
859
00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:23,980
No.
860
00:45:27,277 --> 00:45:30,182
My father, er, was a
very religious man.
861
00:45:31,660 --> 00:45:35,893
He found comfort in it,
and, er, I thought I might.
862
00:45:35,918 --> 00:45:38,277
So I picked up a Bible,
863
00:45:38,380 --> 00:45:42,300
which is something I haven't
done for a long time.
864
00:45:43,663 --> 00:45:46,755
I suppose I was looking for a way
to make sense of what's happening.
865
00:45:46,780 --> 00:45:48,499
Anyway, I found something.
866
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,736
Sort of leapt out at me
while I was flicking through.
867
00:45:51,761 --> 00:45:57,237
It's a story about an old king
called Hezekiah, and he was dying.
868
00:45:58,152 --> 00:46:02,690
And a prophet, called
Isaiah, said to him...
869
00:46:04,060 --> 00:46:07,139
.."Put your house in order,
because you are about to die."
870
00:46:07,164 --> 00:46:09,059
HE CHUCKLES
871
00:46:09,060 --> 00:46:11,237
That seemed like
sensible advice.
872
00:46:11,262 --> 00:46:13,341
Have a bit of a
tidy up before...
873
00:46:13,540 --> 00:46:17,080
And it's funny, as I read it,
I heard it in my dad's voice,
874
00:46:17,105 --> 00:46:19,144
like he was telling
me what to do.
875
00:46:19,169 --> 00:46:21,248
And that's what you were doing?
876
00:46:21,273 --> 00:46:22,753
Putting your house in order?
877
00:46:23,902 --> 00:46:25,302
Yeah.
878
00:46:27,263 --> 00:46:31,383
I always felt guilty, taking
those things from those people.
879
00:46:33,471 --> 00:46:35,310
So why not put it right,
880
00:46:35,335 --> 00:46:38,015
and make my peace with the
universe before I leave it?
881
00:46:39,001 --> 00:46:42,441
And... have a bit of
fun at the same time.
882
00:46:45,423 --> 00:46:47,166
And the ash?
883
00:46:47,398 --> 00:46:49,118
The ash you left
at all the houses.
884
00:46:50,980 --> 00:46:53,699
That's a thing my dad used to
make us do when we were children.
885
00:46:53,700 --> 00:46:57,500
Write our sins on a piece of paper
and then burn it to show remorse.
886
00:47:00,420 --> 00:47:04,307
If you were trying to show remorse,
Ernest, you left it a long time.
887
00:47:07,180 --> 00:47:08,380
I know.
888
00:47:09,546 --> 00:47:11,905
Life keeps you busy
though, doesn't it?
889
00:47:11,930 --> 00:47:14,890
Your priorities change
and time just goes.
890
00:47:17,177 --> 00:47:19,768
One day you go to sleep a
boy of 19, and you wake up
891
00:47:19,793 --> 00:47:24,674
a 70-year-old man, looking back
at all the stupid things you did.
892
00:47:28,078 --> 00:47:29,718
Didn't you have family?
893
00:47:33,270 --> 00:47:36,349
No, I lost my wife, and my son.
894
00:47:36,733 --> 00:47:37,862
I'm sorry.
895
00:47:40,687 --> 00:47:44,244
My son's widow, she got herself
a boyfriend eight months after
896
00:47:44,269 --> 00:47:50,269
my son died, and I thought it was
too soon, and then we argued and...
897
00:47:52,700 --> 00:47:56,140
..I said things
that I regret now.
898
00:47:59,105 --> 00:48:00,519
The boyfriend didn't
last, of course,
899
00:48:00,543 --> 00:48:04,178
but the damage had been done.
900
00:48:05,340 --> 00:48:08,939
Your daughter-in-law, does
she know that you're not well?
901
00:48:08,940 --> 00:48:10,499
No, no.
902
00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:12,259
No, she doesn't know.
903
00:48:12,260 --> 00:48:13,780
Don't you think you
should tell her?
904
00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:20,100
Well, I thought about it, but
why pass on my problems to them?
905
00:48:22,140 --> 00:48:24,660
Maybe some things are
better left as they are.
906
00:48:28,271 --> 00:48:30,338
So, what now?
907
00:48:32,093 --> 00:48:34,053
Do you need to take me in?
908
00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:48,699
Even if he put things back,
rather than taking anything,
909
00:48:48,700 --> 00:48:50,499
it's still forced entry.
910
00:48:51,187 --> 00:48:52,276
Yes.
911
00:48:53,639 --> 00:48:55,728
So do we pursue with CPS or not?
912
00:48:56,793 --> 00:48:58,992
Well, we'll go through
the process because,
913
00:48:59,017 --> 00:49:02,244
because we have to, but
it'll never go to court.
914
00:49:03,300 --> 00:49:05,419
I think we could
push for a caution.
915
00:49:05,460 --> 00:49:06,885
You know, without a conviction,
916
00:49:06,910 --> 00:49:10,109
we've got four burglaries that
won't qualify for the review.
917
00:49:10,214 --> 00:49:12,510
Well, sometimes there
are more important things
918
00:49:12,535 --> 00:49:14,174
than a pie chart, I suppose.
919
00:49:14,700 --> 00:49:16,100
Like a real pie.
920
00:49:17,071 --> 00:49:21,270
A pie of the ginger and cinnamon
variety, cooked by the woman I love
921
00:49:21,295 --> 00:49:23,424
and about to be served
with a hot mulled wine
922
00:49:23,449 --> 00:49:25,916
at the Christmas
market, right about now.
923
00:49:27,527 --> 00:49:28,799
Sir.
924
00:49:29,414 --> 00:49:31,715
Can we stop
somewhere on the way?
925
00:49:38,066 --> 00:49:39,455
DOORBELL RINGS
926
00:49:44,269 --> 00:49:46,756
Wash your hands, darling,
your tea's nearly ready.
927
00:49:51,460 --> 00:49:53,019
Jane Buchanan?
928
00:49:53,020 --> 00:49:53,779
Yeah.
929
00:50:06,812 --> 00:50:08,771
TABLET RINGS
930
00:50:14,349 --> 00:50:16,308
Hi, Grandad. Oh!
931
00:50:16,333 --> 00:50:19,572
Mum found out I was calling you,
so she took my phone off me.
932
00:50:19,690 --> 00:50:22,650
But now she's just
given it me back.
933
00:50:25,912 --> 00:50:28,514
Hi, Ernie. How you doing?
934
00:50:29,050 --> 00:50:32,022
Oh, you know, love,
rolling with the punches.
935
00:50:33,580 --> 00:50:36,099
Police came round.
936
00:50:36,100 --> 00:50:37,717
They said you've not been well.
937
00:50:37,742 --> 00:50:39,195
I wish you'd said.
938
00:50:39,220 --> 00:50:41,739
No point both of us
worrying, is there?
939
00:50:41,740 --> 00:50:43,820
It's been too long.
940
00:50:46,260 --> 00:50:48,299
Yes, it has.
941
00:50:48,300 --> 00:50:50,339
Want a chip, Grandad?
942
00:50:50,340 --> 00:50:52,060
Oh, ta.
943
00:50:53,793 --> 00:50:55,392
Can we finish the story now?
944
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,795
Yeah, 'course we can.
945
00:50:59,660 --> 00:51:01,779
You comfortable?
946
00:51:01,780 --> 00:51:03,059
Yep.
947
00:51:03,084 --> 00:51:04,364
All right...
948
00:51:07,300 --> 00:51:08,899
"'Mr Scrooge?'"
949
00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:13,499
"'Yes', said Scrooge,
'that is my name,
950
00:51:13,500 --> 00:51:16,029
"'and I fear it may
not be pleasant to you.
951
00:51:16,912 --> 00:51:19,443
"'Allow me to ask your pardon.'"
952
00:51:20,616 --> 00:51:22,616
BAND PLAYS SILENT NIGHT
953
00:51:29,370 --> 00:51:32,857
God, sorry, excuse me.
Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.
954
00:51:34,140 --> 00:51:35,540
Gosh, it's busy.
955
00:51:37,079 --> 00:51:38,998
Oh, thank you.
956
00:51:39,062 --> 00:51:41,022
Oh, can I? Please.
957
00:51:43,540 --> 00:51:45,499
Ooh, how was it?
958
00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:47,092
Loved it.
959
00:51:47,676 --> 00:51:50,755
Mm-hm. CHUCKLES
960
00:51:50,780 --> 00:51:52,178
What's she talking about?
961
00:51:57,089 --> 00:51:58,488
Oh, hiya.
962
00:51:58,513 --> 00:51:59,872
How's Ryan doing?
963
00:51:59,897 --> 00:52:00,982
Really good.
964
00:52:01,007 --> 00:52:03,355
He's got his phone back,
he's talking to Grandad,
965
00:52:03,380 --> 00:52:05,819
and he and Mum have
made their peace.
966
00:52:05,820 --> 00:52:07,419
Oh, that's brilliant news.
967
00:52:07,420 --> 00:52:09,115
You and Humphrey were
so good with him.
968
00:52:09,140 --> 00:52:12,075
He talked about you all the
way home. Ah, that's nice.
969
00:52:12,100 --> 00:52:14,084
You don't have kids?
970
00:52:14,109 --> 00:52:16,115
No, it didn't really
happen for us.
971
00:52:16,140 --> 00:52:18,180
Oh. Oh.
972
00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:23,859
Well, if you ever feel you
have the time and the energy
973
00:52:23,860 --> 00:52:28,615
to do for other kids what you did
for Ryan today, here's my card.
974
00:52:30,540 --> 00:52:33,299
We're always looking
for foster carers.
975
00:52:33,717 --> 00:52:35,436
Inspector.
976
00:52:35,461 --> 00:52:36,780
Ma'am.
977
00:52:36,805 --> 00:52:37,787
Are an inspector's wages
978
00:52:37,812 --> 00:52:39,811
so bad these days that
you can't afford a coat?
979
00:52:39,836 --> 00:52:41,755
Oh, I can't really do coats.
980
00:52:42,220 --> 00:52:44,099
Too many pockets.
981
00:52:44,412 --> 00:52:47,975
Last time I wore one, I missed three
trains trying to find my ticket.
982
00:52:49,140 --> 00:52:51,299
I spoke with Sergeant Williams.
983
00:52:51,300 --> 00:52:54,019
She talked me through the outcome
of the break-ins investigations,
984
00:52:54,020 --> 00:52:57,699
and your desire to pursue a caution
with the man responsible, and why.
985
00:52:57,700 --> 00:52:59,179
Yes, Ma'am.
986
00:52:59,180 --> 00:53:01,859
Which will put you at a disadvantage
with regards to your review.
987
00:53:01,860 --> 00:53:03,380
Unfortunately, yes, it will.
988
00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:08,139
In the circumstances I think
it prudent that we don't start
989
00:53:08,140 --> 00:53:10,539
to collect your
figures until January.
990
00:53:10,540 --> 00:53:12,539
Circumstances, Ma'am?
991
00:53:12,540 --> 00:53:14,857
It's Christmas, Inspector.
992
00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:16,979
So it is.
993
00:53:16,980 --> 00:53:18,179
See you in the New Year.
994
00:53:18,180 --> 00:53:19,660
CUPS CLINK
995
00:53:22,420 --> 00:53:23,980
Hi. Yeah.
996
00:53:30,220 --> 00:53:31,592
Feeling all right?
997
00:53:31,617 --> 00:53:34,100
Everything is
absolutely perfect.
998
00:53:46,695 --> 00:53:48,454
I've been thinking.
999
00:53:48,479 --> 00:53:51,389
Today's been a bit
like A Christmas Carol.
1000
00:53:51,446 --> 00:53:55,125
You know, Scrooge and the spirits of
Christmas past, present and future.
1001
00:53:55,532 --> 00:53:56,892
Oh?
1002
00:53:57,455 --> 00:53:59,774
We had a bit of a
strange case today,
1003
00:53:59,799 --> 00:54:02,438
which was all about righting
the wrongs of a Christmas past.
1004
00:54:02,463 --> 00:54:04,222
HE LAUGHS
1005
00:54:04,247 --> 00:54:06,206
Then in the Christmas present,
1006
00:54:06,231 --> 00:54:08,711
a young boy was reunited
with his grandad.
1007
00:54:09,951 --> 00:54:13,790
If we could only know what
our Christmas future holds.
1008
00:54:16,620 --> 00:54:18,318
Happy Christmas.
1009
00:54:18,343 --> 00:54:20,620
Happy Christmas.
1010
00:54:21,692 --> 00:54:23,652
APPLAUSE
1011
00:55:06,020 --> 00:55:07,779
Oh, sorry.
1012
00:55:15,767 --> 00:55:20,447
OVERLAPPING WHOOPING,
CHEERING, LAUGHTER
1013
00:55:22,724 --> 00:55:26,324
Kelby! Kelby!
1014
00:55:35,946 --> 00:55:39,825
Santa! Santa!
1015
00:55:39,904 --> 00:55:41,224
Santa!
1016
00:55:55,646 --> 00:55:57,005
Merry Christmas, Sir.
1017
00:55:57,030 --> 00:55:58,510
Merry Christmas, Sergeant.
1018
00:56:08,255 --> 00:56:09,775
MUSIC ENDS, CHEERING
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