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Smiley face!
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I win, suckas!
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It's hard playing Digi-dohs
with a broken arm, bro.
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Shouldn't have got it broke
like a punk, then.
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Maybe you just need more PEJ.
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Good Digi-dohs, y'all.
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As you know, even though
our school is below the line.
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Thanks to Dr. Negari's
generous funding and guidance,
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we have been molded on
Above the Line schools,
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where all public schools
are mandated to give
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every single student an award
no matter what.
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Lest anyone's self-esteem
fall below the level
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of extremely egotistical.
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And now, to introduce
our valedictorian...
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I'd like to bring up a pillar
of our community,
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Dr. Aloysius Negari!
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Thank you.
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At Negari Labs, we are committed
to finding the best of the best,
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and getting them into
great institutions
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for their federally mandated
college experience Above the Line.
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This next student has definitely
gone above and beyond.
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Your valedictorian, Rayna Perez.
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It is because of Rayna's
outstanding scholarship,
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and her innovative understanding
of technology
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that she has been admitted
to the very prestigious.
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Mouthdart Academy
of the Limited Arts.
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Rayna. Congratulations.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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I am so proud and honored
to be your valedictorian,
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but, I didn't do it alone.
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I had great friends and family
who helped me along the way.
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My parents were simple
water farmers,
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but they always made sure
I had a full belly,
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and a roof over my head.
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Thank you.
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Okay, so I know
it'll be difficult,
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but I'll visit all the time.
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And remember, I'm doing this
for all of us.
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After I graduate, I can get a great
salary, and move us all Above the Line.
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We're proud of you. And just really
excited for you to go to college.
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Don't worry about us,
just get up there and get going.
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Okay.
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Now this is some good weed.
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Steffi, you wanna hit it?
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Hell yeah, dude.
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Yeah.
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Yeah!
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- Hey, Gete.
- Hey.
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What's up?
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You know. Just smoking
some weed with Steffi.
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Hey, Steffi.
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'Sup.
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Now damn, girl.
Today was a big day?
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You graduated with honors,
I won an Emoji Dominos game.
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Why you so sad, Rayna?
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Gete. I'm moving
Above the Line for college.
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I feel like I just have
to make my own way, and...
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be free.
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Are you breaking up with me?
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I think I have to be open
to whatever situations await me.
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Screw that.
You broke his heart, biatch.
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- Hey. Hey, hey.
- You're a biatch, Steffi!
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Ladies, ladies!
Come on, not this again?!
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Steffi, you need to back off!
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Yeah. Whatevs, Gete.
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I love Rayna, but we need
to respect her decision.
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Now, you ever need anything,
you know where to find me.
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Actually, I don't.
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You crash all over the place,
and are unpredictable.
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Rayna. You're here!
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Colleen, it's so nice to...
meet you in person.
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I know.
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Hologram hangouts are nice,
but so impersonal!
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Totally.
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High five, roomie!
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We missed!
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With antics like these,
I can tell
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we are going to be
best friends immediately.
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Sure.
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My mom insisted I pack, like,
25 years worth of food.
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So embarrassing.
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Moms. Can't live without them, but
you'd hate to live with 'em, right?
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Amazing! You are hilarious!
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I already feel like
we're besties!
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Well, this food my mom packed
is full of essential nutrients.
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Feel free to have any of it
at any time.
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I also have tons of vitamins.
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I recommend taking a multivitamin
once a day, with breakfast.
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I will... maybe do that.
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Anyways, my favorite band
is Chillinx.
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Yeah. She's great.
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Equal to Chilinx? I love...
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Hobo Railroad Project.
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My God! Hobo Railroad Project!
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Totally my favorite!
Those bowler hats?
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- Right?
- How cute.
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We have the same musical tastes!
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We are such great friends. Yeah.
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Did someone mention
my favorite band?
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Chester. This is
my roommate, Rayna.
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Great to meet you. I can tell
you're gonna love college,
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and fit in well up here
Above the Line.
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What?
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Speaking of our favorite
band, Hobo Railroad Project,
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I have two tickets
to the show tonight.
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You, care to join me?
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Yeah. Totally. That'd be great.
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Great.
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Okay. I will see you tonight.
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Pleasure meeting you.
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Wow. Sparks much?
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I mean, yeah. He's kinda cute.
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We love you Hobo Railroad!
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What a treat.
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That was so much fun.
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Chester, it was amazing seeing
the Hobo Railroad Project live.
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Thank you.
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No prob.
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How about a glass of wine?
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Yeah.
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I actually stashed some
Pomegranate Electrolyte Wine
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that I got from my parents'
vineyard down in Irmingblam.
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The poms are grown in soil
aerated by worms.
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And well, the vines
are whispered to daily.
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There you are.
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Cheers.
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It's really good.
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So, how many sweater vests
do you have?
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Literally thousands.
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I'm sorry.
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This isn't how we hook up
Above the Line.
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Um... But I'm excited.
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I'm gonna leave the room, you're
gonna stay here, and you're gonna...
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Just wait, okay? Trust me.
You'll like it.
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Seriously? They don't
actually have sex?
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You okay?
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Yeah.
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Somebody
had some fun last night.
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Yeah, me and Chester.
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Say no more.
I am so happy for you.
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He is the perfect guy.
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Totally.
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Okay.
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Are you ready for
your gosh-dang hazing?
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Yeah, are you ready?
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I'm ready.
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You're gosh-dang awesome!
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You're gosh-dang good at stuff!
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I like you!
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I'm glad you're gonna join
the frat, gosh-dangit!
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I respect the gosh-dang
out of you!
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Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir.
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And thank you, sirs.
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Do you guys mind if we pause the
hazing for just... one second?
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- Of course.
- Whatever you need.
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Thank you.
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Rayna. So embarrassing.
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That was
my fraternity hazing ritual.
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It just sounded like
they were being really nice.
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Well, of course.
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No one should be bullied
in this day and age,
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not even in a fraternity ritual.
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Kay.
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Speaking of fraternities, we're having
a big party at the house tonight.
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Um... Love it if you came.
Bring Colleen.
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Sounds like fun.
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Great. I should...
Better get back, so...
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I love that gosh-dang
sweater-dress!
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Not everyone can pull off
a sweater-dress,
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but you do, gosh-dangit!
Good gosh-dang job!
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You should thank
my mom, she made it.
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I'm so excited for this party.
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Colleen, can I tell you
something?
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Rayna, you can tell me anything.
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I'm literally your best friend.
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Chester is great. It's just,
he never wants to have sex,
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he only wants to sext.
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Sweetie.
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That's how a lot of us
do it Above the Line.
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As technology progresses,
there's less and less reason
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for physical intimacy.
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Ham.
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I need ham.
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Go to the Most Convenient Store.
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One just rolled up.
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Welcome
to the Most Convenient Store.
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How may I assist your shopping
needs this evening?
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Ham.
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I do not understand "him".
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No, ham.
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I need it, give it to me.
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I don't know "jam bit".
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- Ham!
- Let's try again.
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Ham, ham, ham!
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Sorry. I just needed ham.
I'm alright.
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I don't know
"Paul Blight". Let's try again.
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Tutu! Tutu! Tutu!
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Great keg stand, bro!
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You know what? You're a really
great gosh-dang guy!
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Dang! Back atcha, brother!
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You've got a stray piece of ham.
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God, I'm so sorry.
I don't know what came over me.
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It's okay.
This is good. Protein.
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Hey, guys. You made it!
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- Hey.
- You are not going to believe it.
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Nerf Duhall, from Hobo Railroad
Project, is here tonight.
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Really?
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Writing a song isn't so much
writing, as it is connecting
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to the great source
of the universe.
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I just let it speak through me.
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Woo!
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Schnootzy anyone?
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That is so awesome.
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I respect
all these gosh-dang women!
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I respect them all
so gosh-dang much!
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This is my favorite song.
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Mine too. This is my favorite.
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Um... You wanna dance?
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Yeah. Sure.
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It's Gete.
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Rayna.
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Texting with Gete
is only going to encourage him.
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You're with Chester, now.
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Colleen, I'm not "with" anyone,
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and I can text whoever I want.
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My period button isn't working.
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Pickle?
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Yeah.
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Here. Let me make you a vitamin
protein shake to go with that.
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Why are you and Chester so excited
about getting me protein?
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We just want you to be healthy.
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I have to get to the bottom
of these texts.
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Tele-Dial-Corp, Dirg speaking.
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How may I assist your cellular
and digital needs today?
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Hi. I wanted to trace a text.
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Tracing a text?
Let me transfer you.
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Excuse me?
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Um... Are you singing
your own hold music?
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Busted.
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Research shows that customers
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are more satisfied with service
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if they've gone from one
department to another.
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Sorry.
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I just...
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want to know where
these texts are coming from.
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I can help you with that.
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Can I get your first
and last name, please?
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Rayna Perez.
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Thank you, Rayna.
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Would you please answer
the following security question?
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You are walking through
the desert,
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and you see a tortoise!
You reach...
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I would help the tortoise.
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Very good!
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And... beginning the trace.
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Beep!
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00:16:52,243 --> 00:16:53,278
Blurp!
259
00:16:53,311 --> 00:16:54,780
Boop!
260
00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:57,282
Um... Are you making your own
tracing noises now?
261
00:16:57,315 --> 00:16:59,818
Um... Yes.
262
00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:02,521
The tracing system is silent,
263
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:06,058
but research has shown that
customers are more confident
264
00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:07,692
in the system
if they hear some sounds.
265
00:17:07,725 --> 00:17:11,563
Beeps, boops, et ceteras.
266
00:17:11,596 --> 00:17:12,497
That's fine.
267
00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,132
Boop.
268
00:17:14,165 --> 00:17:15,334
The trace is complete.
269
00:17:15,733 --> 00:17:19,538
These unknown texts
have been coming from...
270
00:17:21,172 --> 00:17:23,242
Inside you!
271
00:17:29,414 --> 00:17:31,150
Take me to the doctor.
272
00:17:31,516 --> 00:17:33,452
Miss Perez...
273
00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:35,620
It's a good thing you came
to see a doctor.
274
00:17:35,653 --> 00:17:37,122
You're pregnant.
275
00:17:37,155 --> 00:17:40,325
What? But I haven't
had sex in months.
276
00:17:40,358 --> 00:17:43,328
Miss Perez. What you're
saying is not possible.
277
00:17:43,361 --> 00:17:46,231
Because you are, indeed,
pregnant.
278
00:17:46,264 --> 00:17:48,767
No. What you're saying
is impossible,
279
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,837
because I haven't had sex
in months! I would know!
280
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:52,838
Impossible?
281
00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:55,607
What I'm saying is impossible?
282
00:17:55,907 --> 00:18:00,145
Well! The Saustin School of Medical
Stuff would disagree with you!
283
00:18:00,178 --> 00:18:03,315
Arthur G. Ooscar, College
of Online Arts and Letters
284
00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:04,583
would disagree with you!
285
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,787
I guess I'm not the World's
Best Dad then, either!
286
00:18:09,854 --> 00:18:11,423
Let's take it down a notch!
287
00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:12,591
Dude, what the hell?!
288
00:18:13,191 --> 00:18:14,559
My apologies.
289
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:19,264
My behavior is unbefitting of a
graduate of the School of MedStu.
290
00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:23,335
You are pregnant.
291
00:18:24,769 --> 00:18:27,172
I'm not ready to be a mother.
292
00:18:27,205 --> 00:18:30,408
I just got into college.
I want a career.
293
00:18:30,441 --> 00:18:33,812
Well, sometimes what we want
isn't what's best for the world.
294
00:18:33,845 --> 00:18:35,413
What does that mean?
295
00:18:35,446 --> 00:18:37,516
You can go home, have your baby,
296
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:39,151
and then go back to college.
297
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:40,619
Chester and I will go with you.
298
00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:43,555
You and Chester?
How would that work?
299
00:18:43,955 --> 00:18:45,657
I have to talk to my parents.
300
00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:48,293
There's no problem. We're here.
301
00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:50,495
What are you do...
302
00:18:50,528 --> 00:18:53,465
Did you just... Were you behind
the curtain this whole time?
303
00:18:53,498 --> 00:18:54,900
Your roommate Colleen is right.
304
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:56,668
Move home, have the baby.
305
00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:58,670
She and Chester can come help.
306
00:18:59,604 --> 00:19:02,574
How can anyone say that?
How can you say that?
307
00:19:02,607 --> 00:19:04,409
You've never even met Chester.
308
00:19:05,343 --> 00:19:08,147
Actually, they have.
309
00:19:09,247 --> 00:19:11,216
You were behind the curtain too?
310
00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:15,320
Dr. Negari...?
311
00:19:15,353 --> 00:19:17,522
Why don't you all just step out
at the same time?
312
00:19:17,555 --> 00:19:18,823
I don't know.
313
00:19:18,856 --> 00:19:20,425
Super weird.
314
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,227
That's your opinion.
315
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:24,396
Beep! Boop!
316
00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:27,933
Dirg? From the call center?
317
00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:29,401
Beep!
318
00:19:30,501 --> 00:19:32,671
Rayna, you should be proud.
319
00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:35,908
We have chosen you as the ideal
mother for a new life form.
320
00:19:36,674 --> 00:19:40,179
A form of life that's been
digitally created.
321
00:19:40,845 --> 00:19:42,347
Behold.
322
00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:46,718
An Emoji baby!
323
00:19:49,587 --> 00:19:52,591
Rayna, you are the mother
of the first Emoji baby!
324
00:19:53,491 --> 00:19:54,793
The sexting...
325
00:19:56,227 --> 00:19:59,764
Soon, our society will no longer
need physical intimacy at all.
326
00:19:59,797 --> 00:20:01,800
Imagine how much
more powerful we will be,
327
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,503
when we don't have
to depend on one another.
328
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:09,474
We've been grooming you,
Rayna, to raise this baby,
329
00:20:09,507 --> 00:20:12,944
and we have found you
the perfect partner.
330
00:20:12,977 --> 00:20:14,713
We just started dating.
331
00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:16,414
Chester will help you
raise the baby,
332
00:20:16,447 --> 00:20:18,583
your family will be moved
Above the Line
333
00:20:18,616 --> 00:20:19,793
to be a part
of the child's life,
334
00:20:19,817 --> 00:20:22,320
and we've got a fully carpeted
condo all set up for you,
335
00:20:22,353 --> 00:20:24,323
beautiful wall-to-wall
carpeting.
336
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:29,027
This is what you wanted, Rayna. To
get your family Above the Line.
337
00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:30,595
Not like this.
338
00:20:30,628 --> 00:20:32,965
You all knew about this?
You were all in on it?
339
00:20:34,599 --> 00:20:37,535
I'm not a real doctor.
I'm an actor.
340
00:20:37,568 --> 00:20:38,637
Bet you couldn't tell.
341
00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:44,409
You know, acting isn't really
acting, it's reacting.
342
00:20:44,442 --> 00:20:45,644
It's becoming a...
343
00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:46,645
Shut up, Lance!
344
00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:47,913
Sorry.
345
00:20:48,713 --> 00:20:49,814
Actors.
346
00:20:49,847 --> 00:20:52,384
Mom. Dad?
347
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,387
Rayna, darling, listen.
We're moving Above the Line!
348
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,355
Dr. Negari's gonna relocate us.
349
00:20:57,388 --> 00:20:59,833
- To a fully carpeted condo.
- Enough about the stupid carpeting!
350
00:20:59,857 --> 00:21:01,826
Colleen? All those shakes?
351
00:21:01,859 --> 00:21:04,396
It was to prepare your body
for the sext baby.
352
00:21:08,366 --> 00:21:11,970
The Most Convenient Store. Somehow
I feel most betrayed by you.
353
00:21:12,003 --> 00:21:14,306
I don't know
"bell taped by you".
354
00:21:14,972 --> 00:21:17,008
So there's no one I could trust.
355
00:21:17,041 --> 00:21:19,778
Nah! You got me, babe!
356
00:21:21,779 --> 00:21:24,482
Yo, what's up, Rayna?
I'm here to save you, girl.
357
00:21:24,515 --> 00:21:27,519
Come with me. And let's
raise this baby right.
358
00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:28,820
No.
359
00:21:28,853 --> 00:21:30,789
- What?
- No, Gete.
360
00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:32,791
You're a 25-year-old
high school senior.
361
00:21:32,824 --> 00:21:35,327
You're nice, but totally
undependable.
362
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:38,997
Okay. So if I'm understanding
all this,
363
00:21:39,030 --> 00:21:41,933
sexting is the way
to implant the baby.
364
00:21:41,966 --> 00:21:44,069
That's the science
behind it, yes.
365
00:21:44,669 --> 00:21:47,806
Then you shouldn't have done this to the
valedictorian of a tech high school.
366
00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:51,376
Screen grab. Chester. Send.
367
00:21:51,409 --> 00:21:52,577
Rayna, no!
368
00:21:52,610 --> 00:21:54,012
- Doc?
- Daddy!
369
00:21:54,045 --> 00:21:55,413
Doc, what's happening?
370
00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:58,483
She's forwarded the baby to you!
Send it back, Chester, send it back!
371
00:21:58,516 --> 00:21:59,685
Chester, blocked!
372
00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:03,121
You want this baby so much?
You have it.
373
00:22:03,154 --> 00:22:04,823
No, what about my career?!
374
00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:07,759
I don't know, figure it out!
I'm going back to college.
375
00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:12,631
Fully carpeted condo!
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