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Pushing Daisies - Season 02 Episode 10
"The Norwegians"
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Subtitle (2HD v.1.00): A�S Team
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At this very moment
at the Longborough school for boys,
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young Ned had convinced
Eugene Mulchandani to go to war.
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For not only was it proof
of his undying patriotism,
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it was also a much-needed escape
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from an advanced geometry lesson
in proofs of the Pythagorean kind.
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However, like all hill-advised
troop deployments,
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it did not come without its share
of unexpected casualties.
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As they approached
their first combat fatality,
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Eugene's emotional radar
was overcome,
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forcing a hasty retreat.
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Young Ned, on the other hand,
stood his ground.
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He rationalized that,
if he solved the hunter's murder,
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the acclaim would bring
his father back into his life.
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But the hunter revealed
his cause of death was accidental
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and self-inflicted.
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There was no murderer to be caught.
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Though the park ranger
would believe otherwise.
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Waking the dead had landed
young Ned in jail.
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Both boys were perceived,
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by Papen County juvenile
correction officers,
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as anything but heroes.
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And while his comrade secured
an honorable discharge,
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through the strength
of his parental allies,
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young Ned realized that his father was
not going to fight his battles for him.
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For in jail, as in life,
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he needed to take responsibility
for his actions.
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- Dad!
- It's 20 years, 10 months,
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8 days, 4 hours
and 17 minutes later.
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Once again, waking the dead
was a cause for concern.
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The dead in this instance
was Chuck's father, Charles Charles,
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who had chosen to flee.
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What's he doing?
Where's he going?
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That's my car.
He stole my car!
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He's not supposed to leave.
He's my dad.
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This is really bad.
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This...
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is really...
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bad.
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Really...
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really, really, really, really bad.
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He just left.
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No explanation, no apology,
no forwarding address.
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At least mine left a forwarding address
to a new house, with a new family.
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Now I know how you feel. Losing your dad
because he die is horrible enough,
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but losing him because he chooses
to leave is just really horrible.
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Basically I've been
dumped by my own dad.
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You haven't been dad-dumped.
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I'm the one he's mad at.
He asked you to choose, me or him.
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It's my fault.
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I'm the reason he left after you risked
everything to bring him back.
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I risked you.
I used you to bring him back.
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It was wrong and selfish, and
we're in this mess because of me.
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What if dad goes and tells people
there's a pie maker who has a knack for
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baking and...
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waking dead people?
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Change of career?
No more waking and/or baking?
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I just want to hold your hand.
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Me too.
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I am done
with this by-proxy hand jive.
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What's the matter?
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You two are acting all lovey-dovey
when you ought to be squawking mad.
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You screwed up when you used
his witchin' finger
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to conjure up a corpse
and then not tell him.
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You screwed up by not tapping her pops
when you had the chance
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and I screwed up by cahooting
and colluding and covering up
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and ended up having another dead body
in dear, old ghost dad's empty grave.
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And both of you ladies ought to be mad
as hell at dear, old dead dad
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for stealing your car
and stealing off into the night
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with a corpse face that ain't gonna do
no favors for nobody.
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Now that you mention it, I am mad.
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- I'm furious.
- Get over it, fool.
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Bitchin' and whinin' time has gotten
the boot. We need to fix this.
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Fix what, chitchatters?
What you fixing?
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Fixin' to tell you to mind yours.
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You working a case?
Well, break it down.
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Are there dead bodies?
Murder? Missing persons?
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- Who are the players? Lay it on me.
- It's one of them need-to-know cases.
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And you do not need,
therefore you shall not know.
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No casual case chitchat to pass the time
whilst perusing the menu?
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We don't chitchat where we eat.
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But I'm your itty-bitty.
I'm helpful.
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Strawberry-kiwi crumble � la mode.
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Golden cherry crimson pear,
also � la mode.
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Just coffee for me, thanks.
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- Hold up, yo.
- Oh, boy.
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I'm not some yo-yo
you can jerk up and down
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on a "today let's include her,
tomorrow let's not" whim.
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'cause if I am,
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there are only so many knots I can tie
in my yo-yo string before it snaps...
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- for good.
- Please, Olive.
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"Please, Olive", my ass.
Where's my pie?
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You know what? I hate this.
Olive is my friend.
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We can't make her our depository
of secrets one minute, and then...
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not include her the next.
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- Why can't we just tell her everything?
- Oh, look at that.
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A dumb idea just found a friend.
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Think again. We ain't gonna
poke a stick in our business
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and then snap it off by telling
little big mouth all our problems.
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Maybe little big mouth
has earned it.
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All she does is trust us
and help us and all we do is lie to her.
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We can't afford to tell her.
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With everything that's happening,
we don't need another variable.
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Little did they know,
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another unfortunate variable
was already on its way
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in the form of one half
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of a renowned synchronized-swimming duo
and sister neurotics,
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who was called...
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Miss Vivian!
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Well, to what do I owe the pleasure?
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I need you to find someone for me...
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Dwight Dixon, my gentleman caller.
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He hasn't come calling
since our last rendez-vous went awry.
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Something horrible has happened!
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The facts,
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as Emerson Cod knew them
and Vivian did not, were these...
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Dwight Dixon romanced Vivian
to get what he wanted,
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and what he wanted was a watch.
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I have a small confession
about Charles' pocket watch.
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We buried it with our niece,
lonely tourist Charlotte Charles.
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Dwight dug up her niece's grave,
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but found the watch missing
and Chuck still alive.
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Very nice to meet you.
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So Dwight Dixon stole
the watch from Chuck
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and Lily stole the watch
from Dwight,
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but she didn't stop with one watch,
she stole Dwight's watch, too.
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Believing Chuck and the pie maker
to be the thieves,
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Dwight Dixon set about
to kill them both,
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but Dwight failed to realize
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his murderous plan made him
the target of a cosmic exchange
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that allowed Chuck
to keep her father alive,
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while taking
Dwight's life in trade...
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An accidental, inadvertent death
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that Emerson Cod hid
in order to protect his friends.
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And so Dwight Dixon,
villain and thief,
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was buried in the grave
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once occupied by Charles Charles.
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What makes you think something
happened to Dwight Dixon?
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Because he cared about me.
He wouldn't leave without explanation.
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Even worse, he could be dead.
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Well, let's not jump to conclusions.
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Let's just start with the facts.
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You say he was your gentleman caller.
How many times he call on you?
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Three.
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He call you his girlfriend?
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Give you a sock drawer?
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- Offer you bling?
- No!
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Well, did you two have...
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intimate relations?
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Very.
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Long walks, clarinet concer...
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I meant in the biblical sense.
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Well, then allow me
to put this to you delicately.
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You see, men are dogs.
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They come, you know,
sniffin' around, barking up your tree,
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but if they don't see a kitty cat up in
that tree, soon they just stop barking.
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Dwight ain't missing.
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He's barking up
somebody else's tree.
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Dwight wouldn't do that.
He's a romantic...
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a romantic who may need help.
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I'm advising you
to not look for Dwight Dixon.
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Then find him for me
so I don't have to.
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Now, you listen to me. You have no idea
what kind of man Dwight Dixon is.
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He's a bad man, a sociopath, a man
who'd stab a friend in the neck
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or shoot 'em in the back with
a long-range, high-powered rifle.
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Dwight Dixon's gone away.
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Now, you just accept that
and stop trying to bring him back.
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Thank you...
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for your time.
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Emerson Cod hated dropping the bomb
on Vivian Charles' heart,
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but a shock-and-awe campaign
was the only way
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to stop her search for Dwight.
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Slice me up something fresh and
expensive and it better be on the house,
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'cause I just saved both of your asses
a whole pile of grief.
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- Why, what happened?
- Your aunt Vivian came to visit me.
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She tried to hire me to find
her missing paramour, Dwight Dixon.
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- What did you tell her?
- Oh, I said, "no need to pay me".
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"I know damn well where Dwight Dixon is.
Buried in the ground where I put him."
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- What you think I said? I said no.
- Poor Vivian.
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She's carrying a torch
for a flame I extinguished.
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- With my finger.
- Don't worry.
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I gave her plenty of reasons
to forget all about him.
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The last thing we need
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is somebody investigating
the disappearance of Dwight Dixon.
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Good day, Emerson Cod.
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Hide.
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Hello, Magnus.
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We've been consigned to investigate
the disappearance of Dwight Dixon.
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Hello, Magnus.
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If it isn't Papen County's most
surprisingly successful detective.
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And his pie-baking,
pretty-boy sidekick.
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As flattering as that is,
you're not welcome here.
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You either, Hedda.
Stay out of my kitchen.
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I'm still mad, so ignore my caring tone,
but why are we hiding?
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Chuck was hiding to avoid
a crack forensic team from discovering
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she was infamous murder victim
lonely tourist Charlotte Charles.
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As proud members of the Norwegian
ministry of justice and police,
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lead detective Magnus Olsdatter,
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his trusted criminalist,
Nils Nilsen,
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and loyal profiler
Hedda Lillihammer,
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were an investigative trio
without equal
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until their beloved homeland,
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ranked an astonishing 37th
in the world of homicides,
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no longer deemed
their services necessary.
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They abandoned their motherland
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when reports of a small place
with a big murder rate
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halfway around the world
caught their eye.
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Positive their forensic know-how
and advanced skill set
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would make them a big fish
in a small but lucrative pond,
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only to find themselves
consistently trumped
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by a large fish of another kind
by the name of Cod...
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Emerson Cod.
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Today our services were commissioned
by Vivian Charles
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to locate a man
by the name of Dwight Dixon.
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Imagine our surprise when,
during our debriefing of our client,
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we began to suspect
that you knew something
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about his disappearance
that you were not telling!
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Tell us now
and save yourself the humiliation.
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I don't know diddly
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or squat.
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Unfortunately for you,
the facts say the opposite.
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Nils, refresh Mr. Cod's memory.
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Fact 1:
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Vivian Charles claims
you refused her case.
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History shows Emerson Cod
never turns down easy money.
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History shows I had a full docket,
just like my pocketbook.
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It was nothing personal.
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Fact 2:
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When discussing Dwight Dixon with
Ms. Charles, you referred to him as a...
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"Bad man, a sociopath,"
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"the kind of man who'd stab a friend
or shoot him in the back."
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I was merely trying to talk her
out of a bad relationship.
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I didn't even know the man.
It's pure conjecture.
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Fact 3:
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it wasn't conjecture.
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You and Dwight hobnobbed
in the same circles!
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The hell I did.
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We didn't nob no hobs.
240
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And certainly not in no damn circle.
241
00:11:36,684 --> 00:11:38,876
We have copies of
Dixon's credit-card statements.
242
00:11:39,096 --> 00:11:41,212
He was a frequent eater
at this very eatery.
243
00:11:41,598 --> 00:11:44,577
Therefore,
establishing a reasonable link?
244
00:11:44,607 --> 00:11:47,857
Not reasonable.
Unreasonable and purely circumstantial.
245
00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:50,192
- And a little rude.
- Not for all.
246
00:11:50,222 --> 00:11:52,700
For I believe we will soon prove
beyond a shadow of a doubt
247
00:11:52,730 --> 00:11:54,892
that you're hiding something
of importance to this case.
248
00:11:54,952 --> 00:11:56,102
How you plan to do?
249
00:11:56,279 --> 00:11:58,490
With help from our Mother,
the most sophisticated
250
00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:01,648
mobile investigative
laboratory facility of its kind,
251
00:12:01,678 --> 00:12:03,916
providing instantaneous
evidence collection,
252
00:12:03,946 --> 00:12:05,943
inspection and documentation.
253
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:09,114
If there's a shred of evidence
connecting you to Dixon's disappearance,
254
00:12:09,175 --> 00:12:10,375
Mother will find it.
255
00:12:10,405 --> 00:12:12,646
Run on home to your Mother
because you're not welcome here.
256
00:12:12,676 --> 00:12:13,916
This is my Pie Hole.
257
00:12:13,946 --> 00:12:16,787
No clues, no dirt, no service.
Now go!
258
00:12:16,817 --> 00:12:19,067
You'll find us
at the Come and Sleep hotel!
259
00:12:19,097 --> 00:12:21,547
Big Mother is watching.
Any last words?
260
00:12:22,735 --> 00:12:23,685
Thank you.
261
00:12:28,808 --> 00:12:29,885
What just happened?
262
00:12:29,945 --> 00:12:31,220
- Nothing.
- Nothing.
263
00:12:33,613 --> 00:12:35,015
We are in a crisis, people.
264
00:12:35,431 --> 00:12:37,637
We need to shut down
these Norwegians pronto-mundo.
265
00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:39,892
Also pronto-mundo,
we need to find my dad.
266
00:12:39,922 --> 00:12:41,787
Put daddy dead bucks on hold.
267
00:12:41,817 --> 00:12:43,923
We need to cut these Norse fools
off at the source.
268
00:12:43,953 --> 00:12:46,534
But what if these Norse fools
find Chuck's dad?
269
00:12:46,564 --> 00:12:48,866
Or worse, he finds them
and tells them what happened.
270
00:12:48,896 --> 00:12:50,542
And then there's
the waking and baking.
271
00:12:50,572 --> 00:12:54,027
If he wants me to stay out of
Chuck's life, that's one way to do it.
272
00:12:54,057 --> 00:12:56,973
Okay, fine,
you look for daddy dead bucks.
273
00:12:57,003 --> 00:12:59,308
But I still need somebody
to take a second crack at Vivian
274
00:12:59,338 --> 00:13:02,959
to call off the hounds while I find out
what these Norwegians dig up.
275
00:13:08,072 --> 00:13:09,322
Oh, itty-bitty.
276
00:13:10,736 --> 00:13:12,286
I'm itty-bitty again?
277
00:13:13,295 --> 00:13:14,345
You mean it?
278
00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:22,049
All I can tell you
279
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:25,522
is if you don't convince Vivian
to call off her investigation
280
00:13:25,552 --> 00:13:28,486
into Dwight's disappearance,
we are gonna be in a lot of trouble.
281
00:13:29,807 --> 00:13:31,757
What did you do, kill Dwight?
282
00:13:32,822 --> 00:13:34,172
I'm just kidding.
283
00:13:34,459 --> 00:13:36,451
- You didn't, did you?
- No, but...
284
00:13:36,513 --> 00:13:37,463
But what?
285
00:13:37,756 --> 00:13:40,954
- I still can't tell you what happened.
- Oh, hells bells!
286
00:13:41,175 --> 00:13:42,848
The least you could is lie.
287
00:13:42,878 --> 00:13:45,258
What hurts the most
is the total lack of effort.
288
00:13:45,288 --> 00:13:47,479
None of you even seem
to care or mind the fact
289
00:13:47,509 --> 00:13:49,882
that you won't let me in
on your super-secret pow-wows.
290
00:13:50,069 --> 00:13:52,968
I promise you, it is not out of spite.
We're just trying to protect you.
291
00:13:53,159 --> 00:13:55,032
But I don't need protection.
292
00:13:55,074 --> 00:13:57,681
That's what I have several
long-standing restraining orders for.
293
00:13:58,288 --> 00:14:00,328
I need to feel like I belong.
294
00:14:00,897 --> 00:14:03,047
I need to feel appreciated, Chuck.
295
00:14:04,948 --> 00:14:08,567
I want a full-fledged membership and
an all-access pass to the PI palooza.
296
00:14:09,324 --> 00:14:10,402
So you'll do it?
297
00:14:10,948 --> 00:14:11,748
Yes.
298
00:14:13,105 --> 00:14:16,455
- Thank you, thank you.
- You're welcome. You're welcome.
299
00:14:19,633 --> 00:14:22,783
I will not call them off,
not until they find Dwight.
300
00:14:22,814 --> 00:14:25,084
Are you still mooning
over that creep?
301
00:14:25,251 --> 00:14:26,576
Moons wax and wane.
302
00:14:26,606 --> 00:14:29,713
I am steadfast in my investigation
of Dwight's disappearance.
303
00:14:29,948 --> 00:14:31,659
I don't know if Vivian's told you,
304
00:14:31,689 --> 00:14:34,165
but she's hired a team
of Norwegian PIs to find him.
305
00:14:34,195 --> 00:14:37,227
Right now, they're running a couple
of those bright-blue body-fluid lights
306
00:14:37,257 --> 00:14:39,515
all over his motel room,
looking for evidence of foul play.
307
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,430
There's been foul play?
308
00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:42,605
Says... says who?
309
00:14:42,955 --> 00:14:44,937
And who are these Norwegians?
310
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,599
They came highly recommended.
311
00:14:46,629 --> 00:14:50,359
In their home country, they're the most
decorated figures since Thor Bjorklund,
312
00:14:50,705 --> 00:14:52,695
inventor of the hand-held
cheese slicer.
313
00:14:53,547 --> 00:14:56,484
Lily's sudden spike
in body temperature stemmed,
314
00:14:56,514 --> 00:14:58,742
not from hearing
Thor Bjorklund's name,
315
00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:03,007
but from the fear that if Dwight Dixon
was the victim of foul play,
316
00:15:03,398 --> 00:15:04,911
amongst his possessions,
317
00:15:04,941 --> 00:15:09,331
the Norwegians would discover
a trail of evidence leading them to...
318
00:15:09,855 --> 00:15:10,963
Lily herself.
319
00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:12,895
Call off the Norwegians.
320
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:15,968
- Let well enough alone.
- Not until I find out what happened.
321
00:15:16,088 --> 00:15:17,595
Nothing happened to Dwight!
322
00:15:17,776 --> 00:15:19,081
You don't know that.
323
00:15:19,111 --> 00:15:21,253
What I do know
is Dwight was menacing.
324
00:15:21,283 --> 00:15:23,553
He even snuck in to the Pie Hole
once after hours
325
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:25,394
and menaced me right to my face.
326
00:15:25,569 --> 00:15:27,735
See? It's a good thing he's gone.
327
00:15:28,242 --> 00:15:30,316
Why on earth would he menace you?
328
00:15:30,577 --> 00:15:32,527
It's on a need-to-know basis.
329
00:15:32,777 --> 00:15:35,133
Well, then, I need to know.
330
00:15:36,246 --> 00:15:39,296
I'm tired of being a pushover.
I deserve the truth,
331
00:15:39,571 --> 00:15:41,702
and I don't need anyone
to protect me from it.
332
00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:42,883
Yes, you do.
333
00:15:43,251 --> 00:15:44,051
Why?
334
00:15:46,432 --> 00:15:47,782
I can't tell you.
335
00:15:48,897 --> 00:15:50,335
This gives me pause.
336
00:15:50,936 --> 00:15:52,338
A manicure might help.
337
00:15:52,398 --> 00:15:56,409
No, pause, like one step past "play"
and not quite to "stop".
338
00:15:56,439 --> 00:15:57,676
Because...
339
00:15:57,930 --> 00:16:00,230
I've been hearing this conversation
on repeat all day,
340
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,139
and I'm finally hearing the music.
341
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:04,224
And I've heard enough to know
when people say,
342
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:06,183
"I can't tell you.
It's for your own good",
343
00:16:06,213 --> 00:16:08,724
what they really mean is "I won't
tell you 'cause I don't trust you".
344
00:16:08,754 --> 00:16:12,027
Because they don't think that you're
responsible enough to handle the truth.
345
00:16:12,057 --> 00:16:14,957
So they have these private chitchats
in corners and in booths.
346
00:16:14,987 --> 00:16:18,582
And when you shimmy on over to just say
a simple, "top o' the mornin' to ya"!
347
00:16:18,612 --> 00:16:21,411
They clam up and avoid you
like you got the Ebola.
348
00:16:21,441 --> 00:16:25,747
Aren't you tired of feeling like you
have to live your life from the outside?
349
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:28,403
You deserve to have those answers.
350
00:16:28,433 --> 00:16:32,598
And if you want to enlist a crack team
of PIs from the land of Norwegia,
351
00:16:32,628 --> 00:16:36,713
you go, girl! Because maybe then,
you'll finally get the respect,
352
00:16:36,743 --> 00:16:39,718
trust, and honesty you deserve
from your "so-called" best friends.
353
00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:44,392
As Olive Snook broke ranks with Lily
and came to the defense of Vivian,
354
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:48,840
she began to wonder if there were
other alliances in her life
355
00:16:48,870 --> 00:16:50,591
she should be breaking.
356
00:16:51,922 --> 00:16:54,274
Emerson Cod hoped that any evidence
357
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:57,773
the Norwegians gathered
from Dwight Dixon's motel room
358
00:16:57,803 --> 00:16:59,969
was of no significance at all.
359
00:17:10,954 --> 00:17:12,334
That's Lily's handwriting.
360
00:17:22,863 --> 00:17:24,695
- Hello, Lily.
- Vivian.
361
00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:29,285
Lily, I'm afraid
this is going to be a confrontation.
362
00:17:30,605 --> 00:17:31,655
Is it, now?
363
00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:33,939
Would you like to tell me
364
00:17:34,524 --> 00:17:37,443
what happened at the cemetery
between you and Dwight?
365
00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:42,405
Nothing happened at the cemetery
between me and Dwight.
366
00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:44,291
He stood me up,
367
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,979
- just like he did you.
- I wasn't stood up.
368
00:17:47,009 --> 00:17:49,537
You ran him off with both barrels
cocked at his manhood.
369
00:17:49,598 --> 00:17:52,791
Then invited and/or lured him
to the cemetery for Heaven knows why.
370
00:17:52,973 --> 00:17:55,741
I won't call you a liar.
If you say he didn't show, then...
371
00:17:55,771 --> 00:17:56,703
I believe you.
372
00:17:56,733 --> 00:17:57,921
He didn't show.
373
00:17:58,666 --> 00:17:59,757
I don't believe you.
374
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:02,806
I can't protect you from the Norwegians
if you don't tell me the truth.
375
00:18:02,836 --> 00:18:04,265
Protect me? What...
376
00:18:04,295 --> 00:18:05,929
What is it you think I did?
377
00:18:06,337 --> 00:18:07,587
Something rash.
378
00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:11,692
Honestly, and this is a petty
accusation, therefore I'm not proud...
379
00:18:11,722 --> 00:18:15,564
but I don't think you like
that he made me happy.
380
00:18:15,688 --> 00:18:17,827
Dwight Dixon is trouble.
381
00:18:17,857 --> 00:18:20,649
Dwight Dixon lavished me
with courtly blandishments
382
00:18:20,679 --> 00:18:23,030
and picnics complete
with crudit�s and soup.
383
00:18:23,688 --> 00:18:27,332
There may have been involvement
with a criminal element in his past,
384
00:18:27,879 --> 00:18:29,203
but that's behind him now.
385
00:18:29,263 --> 00:18:32,491
It ain't behind him. It's right
on top of him, if not inside him.
386
00:18:32,604 --> 00:18:37,102
His motel room had enough buckshot
to blow Coeur d'Coeurs to Timbuktu!
387
00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:39,296
What were you doing
in his motel room?
388
00:18:41,781 --> 00:18:43,131
Looking for this.
389
00:18:44,850 --> 00:18:46,500
Charles' pocket watch.
390
00:18:46,738 --> 00:18:50,551
Your kind Dwight
stole it from Charlotte's grave
391
00:18:50,762 --> 00:18:52,802
right after you told him
where it was.
392
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,982
He didn't... He couldn't... He...
393
00:18:55,824 --> 00:18:57,503
He dug her up?
394
00:18:57,665 --> 00:19:00,069
He dug her up and took it from her.
395
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:03,297
So I took it back
and took his watch, too.
396
00:19:04,714 --> 00:19:07,082
You want to know what was gonna happen
between me and Dwight
397
00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:08,950
at the cemetery if he showed?
398
00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:11,448
Me and both barrels
were gonna convince him
399
00:19:11,478 --> 00:19:13,919
to dig Charlotte's grave
right up again
400
00:19:14,472 --> 00:19:17,334
and put that watch back
exactly where he found it.
401
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,686
And your intentions after that?
402
00:19:21,078 --> 00:19:22,714
That was gonna be up to Dwight.
403
00:19:27,763 --> 00:19:29,596
Congratulations, Lily.
404
00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:32,015
I know how you like being right.
405
00:19:32,293 --> 00:19:34,125
I didn't want to be right...
406
00:19:34,155 --> 00:19:36,751
I knew I was gonna be,
but I didn't want to be.
407
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:40,774
I don't get any satisfaction
from seeing you hurt.
408
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:45,585
Now, I really don't believe you.
409
00:19:48,575 --> 00:19:51,531
As the cold snap between
the aunts grew colder,
410
00:19:51,908 --> 00:19:54,329
the pie maker and Chuck
were investigating
411
00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:57,998
the equally serious matter
of the missing Charles Charles.
412
00:19:58,162 --> 00:20:00,377
Bringing back the dead
is always complicated.
413
00:20:01,022 --> 00:20:04,633
Sometimes you have to focus
on the tree instead of the forest.
414
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:07,301
You have to find that one thing
415
00:20:07,361 --> 00:20:09,056
and that tiny glimmer of hope
416
00:20:09,086 --> 00:20:10,636
and just hold onto it.
417
00:20:12,530 --> 00:20:13,390
Wait.
418
00:20:13,929 --> 00:20:15,875
What's that?
It's another button,
419
00:20:16,558 --> 00:20:18,189
a big brass button.
420
00:20:18,219 --> 00:20:20,027
It's placed conspicuously
on the windowsill.
421
00:20:20,057 --> 00:20:22,073
It might have popped off
my dad's sweater 21 years,
422
00:20:22,103 --> 00:20:25,736
2 months, and 24 days ago...
The day he moved out and abandoned me.
423
00:20:25,996 --> 00:20:28,326
Or maybe it's a sign from my dad.
424
00:20:28,768 --> 00:20:31,845
He'd always give me a button to hold
onto on long journeys to summer camp,
425
00:20:31,875 --> 00:20:34,716
or he'd sneak one in my pocket on
the first day of school to let me know
426
00:20:34,746 --> 00:20:38,457
that he was there and he was watching me
and that everything would be okay.
427
00:20:38,517 --> 00:20:39,558
Chuck, it's...
428
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,665
Maybe the reason that I can't believe
that he just...
429
00:20:43,348 --> 00:20:45,528
left is because he didn't.
430
00:20:46,461 --> 00:20:48,258
Maybe he's keeping a safe distance.
431
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,669
Is that realistic?
432
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,586
My life has been so...
433
00:20:51,922 --> 00:20:54,622
unreal. I don't know
what realistic is. I died...
434
00:20:55,381 --> 00:20:57,880
and then I was alive again.
And so was my dad, and it's something
435
00:20:57,910 --> 00:21:00,949
that we both share that nobody else can,
which is why I know.
436
00:21:01,812 --> 00:21:02,817
Ned, I know,
437
00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:05,805
and I feel it deep, deep down inside
of me that he wouldn't abandon me.
438
00:21:05,835 --> 00:21:06,873
He's here.
439
00:21:07,061 --> 00:21:08,235
He's here somewhere.
440
00:21:11,174 --> 00:21:13,305
You can't hang all that on a button.
441
00:21:13,627 --> 00:21:14,814
Yes, I can.
442
00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:17,609
I'm his button-button.
443
00:21:18,098 --> 00:21:19,368
While Chuck hoped the old
444
00:21:19,398 --> 00:21:23,596
brass button was significant evidence
of her father's comforting presence,
445
00:21:23,626 --> 00:21:25,964
131 miles due north,
446
00:21:26,169 --> 00:21:29,052
the Norwegians continued
their investigation.
447
00:21:29,434 --> 00:21:32,960
All the while, keeping
a watchful eye on Emerson Cod,
448
00:21:32,990 --> 00:21:35,894
who they believed knew more
than he was willing to say.
449
00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:40,456
Meanwhile, Emerson Cod was
once again keeping his eye on them,
450
00:21:40,486 --> 00:21:42,838
in the hope
that the forensic bread crumbs
451
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:47,275
from Dwight's motel room would not lead
the Norwegians back his way.
452
00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:51,577
Using the gumshoe skills
that made him great,
453
00:21:51,607 --> 00:21:55,784
the number-one detective in Papen County
took the fight to his opponent.
454
00:21:56,755 --> 00:21:59,329
His plan was this: first...
455
00:21:59,584 --> 00:22:01,873
assess
the true nature of the threat.
456
00:22:03,101 --> 00:22:06,378
Two, find and exploit
their weaknesses,
457
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,500
- and three...
- Shut your mouth.
458
00:22:08,731 --> 00:22:12,134
I can't believe you guys think my former
friends are up to no good, too.
459
00:22:12,464 --> 00:22:14,063
Oh, hell no.
460
00:22:15,041 --> 00:22:18,015
Damn you, you itty-bitty traitor.
461
00:22:18,076 --> 00:22:19,547
I don't have enough fingers
462
00:22:19,577 --> 00:22:21,643
to count the secrets
that they flaunt in my face.
463
00:22:22,249 --> 00:22:25,397
And that Dwight Dixon, he did
hang around the Pie Hole... a lot.
464
00:22:25,686 --> 00:22:26,686
Until he didn't.
465
00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,303
And then you guys show up,
466
00:22:28,333 --> 00:22:30,694
and they're jumpier than a bunch
of kangaroos on a pogo stick.
467
00:22:31,797 --> 00:22:34,003
So, I come bearing gifts.
468
00:22:34,716 --> 00:22:36,344
The pie maker's saliva...
469
00:22:36,374 --> 00:22:38,628
'cause they have things
in their mouth and in their hands
470
00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:40,490
that they do not want spread around.
471
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,319
The kinds of things that
would lead them to kill a man, perhaps?
472
00:22:43,349 --> 00:22:45,501
Well, that's why I'm here.
You tell me.
473
00:22:45,654 --> 00:22:48,219
There's plenty of somethin'- somethin'
going on with those dirty birds,
474
00:22:48,249 --> 00:22:51,347
and since you're all about
getting answers, and so am I,
475
00:22:51,744 --> 00:22:53,720
I figured it was about time
I joined the A-team.
476
00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:55,809
Which is why we were excited
to receive your...
477
00:22:55,839 --> 00:22:57,954
inquiry about
joining our organization.
478
00:22:58,638 --> 00:23:02,476
The DNA analysis that
I performed on your hair
479
00:23:02,537 --> 00:23:05,312
told us everything
we needed to know.
480
00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:09,108
I was under the impression
that penicillin would clear that up.
481
00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:12,444
No, what he means is that
you're of good,
482
00:23:12,504 --> 00:23:15,238
strong, shapely Norwegian stock.
483
00:23:16,299 --> 00:23:17,282
- Skal!
- Skal!
484
00:23:17,342 --> 00:23:18,250
Skal.
485
00:23:22,079 --> 00:23:23,362
Thank you. Thank you!
486
00:23:24,432 --> 00:23:25,313
You too.
487
00:23:25,343 --> 00:23:28,377
Which goes without saying since you're
so obviously from the land of Norwegia.
488
00:23:28,584 --> 00:23:30,513
And, as it turns out, so am I, so
489
00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:34,257
it makes it swell to be home,
don't ya know.
490
00:23:35,225 --> 00:23:38,053
I must say, you guys have
seriously pimped this ride.
491
00:23:38,256 --> 00:23:40,128
This is fancier
than Liberace's camper!
492
00:23:40,158 --> 00:23:42,725
Mother is the heart
and soul of what we do.
493
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:46,216
- Without her, we'd be just another...
- Emerson "Clod"?
494
00:23:49,282 --> 00:23:51,191
So, what do you think
happened to Dwight Dixon?
495
00:23:51,251 --> 00:23:52,689
He appears to have vanished.
496
00:23:52,719 --> 00:23:55,529
And how he vanished probably
wasn't pretty like you.
497
00:23:55,589 --> 00:23:58,926
He had enough weapons in his room
to arm the Norwegian militia.
498
00:23:58,956 --> 00:24:01,791
All evidence points
to a dangerous man
499
00:24:01,970 --> 00:24:06,219
with a destructive agenda
who most likely met with a violent end.
500
00:24:06,812 --> 00:24:09,289
All in all, a bad man.
501
00:24:10,376 --> 00:24:11,552
Can you handle more?
502
00:24:12,299 --> 00:24:13,795
It's getting hotter from here.
503
00:24:13,825 --> 00:24:15,924
We also find a shovel
under Dwight's bed.
504
00:24:16,123 --> 00:24:17,926
The mineral content of
the caked-on dirt
505
00:24:17,987 --> 00:24:20,737
matches that of
the local cemetery exactly.
506
00:24:20,947 --> 00:24:24,485
More importantly, what Dwight Dixon
was doing by Charles Charles'
507
00:24:24,515 --> 00:24:28,008
and Charlotte Charles' graves with
the shovel, we can only speculate.
508
00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:30,502
For now.
509
00:24:30,999 --> 00:24:32,488
An exhumation order.
510
00:24:33,582 --> 00:24:35,819
You don't mean...
you're gonna dig 'em up?
511
00:24:36,070 --> 00:24:36,820
Ja.
512
00:24:37,232 --> 00:24:37,982
Ja.
513
00:24:38,559 --> 00:24:39,309
Ja.
514
00:24:39,577 --> 00:24:40,327
No.
515
00:24:40,493 --> 00:24:43,119
- Olive's a Norwegian.
- Maybe it's Stockholm syndrome.
516
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,526
They've lured her in,
and she doesn't know what she's doing.
517
00:24:45,556 --> 00:24:48,532
Chitty-chatty-boo-hoo
knew exactly what she was doing.
518
00:24:48,562 --> 00:24:51,084
She was sufficiently lubed
and ready to spit tacks.
519
00:24:51,144 --> 00:24:53,848
She even gave them your saliva swab
to get into their clubhouse.
520
00:24:53,878 --> 00:24:55,467
What would they want with my saliva?
521
00:24:55,497 --> 00:24:56,581
It's my fault.
522
00:24:56,611 --> 00:24:59,399
She warned us not to push her,
and then I pushed her away,
523
00:24:59,429 --> 00:25:03,206
and I pushed her to talk to Vivian,
and that pushed her to switch teams.
524
00:25:03,236 --> 00:25:05,750
You're not that pushy, and you're not
to blame. Olive betrayed us
525
00:25:05,780 --> 00:25:08,786
because we can't let her in
and we can't because of my magic finger.
526
00:25:08,816 --> 00:25:11,672
Somehow or other, it always
comes back to my magic finger.
527
00:25:12,176 --> 00:25:14,754
Maybe so, but in about five minutes,
528
00:25:14,784 --> 00:25:17,119
the Norwegians are gonna have
the coffins of dead girl
529
00:25:17,149 --> 00:25:18,710
and her pops exhumed.
530
00:25:18,740 --> 00:25:20,915
And when they open them up,
they're gonna find hers empty
531
00:25:20,945 --> 00:25:22,722
and Dwight's dead ass
in the other one
532
00:25:22,752 --> 00:25:25,410
and enough forensic evidence
to lead them right back here to us.
533
00:25:25,470 --> 00:25:27,149
Stunned by what they heard,
534
00:25:27,179 --> 00:25:30,914
the pie maker and the girl named
Chuck prepared for the worst.
535
00:25:31,061 --> 00:25:33,459
While in a graveyard
in Coeur d'Coeurs,
536
00:25:33,617 --> 00:25:37,561
the Norwegians found themselves
unprepared for the shocking discovery
537
00:25:37,739 --> 00:25:41,147
that Emerson Cod's prediction
was only half right.
538
00:25:41,687 --> 00:25:44,012
Both coffins were empty.
539
00:25:46,020 --> 00:25:47,496
Empty? Why are they empty?
540
00:25:47,526 --> 00:25:50,560
I understand why one of them is empty.
Why is the other one empty? You're sure?
541
00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:54,148
I made friendly with the ground's keeper
by way of a few benjamins.
542
00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:56,456
The Norwegians popped
the tops on them coffins,
543
00:25:56,486 --> 00:25:59,466
saw they were nobody, loaded 'em
up in the mama-mobile and took off.
544
00:25:59,496 --> 00:26:01,176
But how could
my dad's coffin be empty?
545
00:26:01,206 --> 00:26:02,891
It's supposed to be full of Dixon.
546
00:26:02,921 --> 00:26:04,366
Oh, god. We buried him alive.
547
00:26:04,625 --> 00:26:08,161
Should I feel worse about you
burying him alive or him getting out?
548
00:26:08,222 --> 00:26:09,841
Ain't nobody buried alive.
549
00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:12,123
Dwight Dixon
is deader than a doornail.
550
00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:13,790
Somebody moved the body.
551
00:26:13,820 --> 00:26:15,585
Who else knew he was in that coffin?
552
00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:17,748
My dad. Who else could it be?
553
00:26:17,778 --> 00:26:20,173
"Button-Button". Don't you see?
He moved the body to protect us.
554
00:26:20,233 --> 00:26:21,609
What a good dad.
555
00:26:21,819 --> 00:26:25,407
You don't suppose he wiped down both the
caskets with industrial bleach, do you?
556
00:26:25,437 --> 00:26:28,771
'cause that's the only way there isn't
gonna be some trace of some forensic
557
00:26:28,801 --> 00:26:32,435
tiddly-bit that's gonna lead everybody
back to every somebody at this table.
558
00:26:32,495 --> 00:26:35,479
They're gonna find my DNA, aren't they?
I should have worn a hairnet.
559
00:26:35,541 --> 00:26:38,254
You can say that your DNA got
there at my dad's funeral, but, Emerson,
560
00:26:38,284 --> 00:26:39,818
your DNA is all over the grave.
561
00:26:39,878 --> 00:26:42,720
And with no real reason for it
to be there, you're gonna look guilty.
562
00:26:42,750 --> 00:26:44,822
I am guilty. It wasn't my hand
563
00:26:44,883 --> 00:26:47,409
that touched Charles Charles
and put Dwight Dixon in the grave.
564
00:26:47,638 --> 00:26:49,425
And it definitely wasn't my hand
565
00:26:49,455 --> 00:26:52,122
that forced the magic finger
to wake dear dead dad.
566
00:26:53,590 --> 00:26:56,144
But none of your hands would be dirty
if it wasn't for me.
567
00:26:56,396 --> 00:26:59,635
Hell, you were just a pie maker,
and she was grass fertilizer.
568
00:27:00,129 --> 00:27:02,286
I brought you
into my PI organization.
569
00:27:02,316 --> 00:27:04,629
It was my job to keep you in line,
and I didn't.
570
00:27:04,808 --> 00:27:08,471
So if anybody deserves to face
the Norwegian firing squad...
571
00:27:08,731 --> 00:27:09,556
It's me.
572
00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:13,608
Don't put on your blindfold or smoke
your last stogie yet. I got a plan.
573
00:27:14,071 --> 00:27:16,855
You're gonna tell the Norwegians
everything you know.
574
00:27:16,915 --> 00:27:20,024
- Let me tell you everything I know.
- There's nothing you can tell us
575
00:27:20,054 --> 00:27:22,819
that Mother can't once
she finishes her analysis.
576
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:26,510
Although we don't wish to look
a gift whore in the mouth, Mr. Cod,
577
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,074
why would you tell us
everything you know?
578
00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:31,731
Well,
confession is good for the soul.
579
00:27:33,089 --> 00:27:35,539
When you look at a case
through a lens of a microscope,
580
00:27:35,569 --> 00:27:38,211
you tend to really miss on
what matters.
581
00:27:39,462 --> 00:27:40,879
It's the people, people...
582
00:27:41,061 --> 00:27:43,173
people you work with,
clients you work for.
583
00:27:43,234 --> 00:27:44,674
Clients like Vivian Charles?
584
00:27:45,016 --> 00:27:47,316
You certainly didn't
people-people-person her.
585
00:27:47,346 --> 00:27:48,220
True.
586
00:27:48,788 --> 00:27:50,301
When you make a mess,
587
00:27:50,606 --> 00:27:51,521
clean it up!
588
00:27:52,142 --> 00:27:53,850
It's your responsibility.
589
00:27:54,473 --> 00:27:56,188
Detective work is a lot like money.
590
00:27:56,398 --> 00:27:58,386
It don't really come
with instructions.
591
00:27:58,512 --> 00:28:01,046
I learned that from
the greatest detective in the world.
592
00:28:01,076 --> 00:28:03,568
Of course, I'm talking about Shaft.
You can dig it.
593
00:28:03,713 --> 00:28:07,879
Meanwhile, as Emerson Cod
served as decoy, on the street,
594
00:28:07,909 --> 00:28:11,785
the pie maker and Chuck prepared
to enter Mother's empty nest.
595
00:28:12,241 --> 00:28:14,901
I love "I have a plan" Ned.
Who says spontaneous is sexy?
596
00:28:14,931 --> 00:28:17,510
"Sexy" is a man with a to-do list,
some schematics,
597
00:28:17,540 --> 00:28:20,623
and the right tools to hot-wire
a Norwegian RV.
598
00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:24,130
- Shall we?
- We shan't. At least, you shan't.
599
00:28:24,469 --> 00:28:27,992
I shall steal Mother alone,
and you shall stay here as a lookout.
600
00:28:28,022 --> 00:28:29,855
I shan't do any such thing.
601
00:28:29,885 --> 00:28:31,930
We're in this jam
because I brought my dad back.
602
00:28:31,990 --> 00:28:33,913
I don't blame you
for bringing him back.
603
00:28:33,943 --> 00:28:36,683
I couldn't stop myself from bringing
back the person I loved either.
604
00:28:37,552 --> 00:28:41,290
And Emerson never forced me
or my finger to join his PI team.
605
00:28:41,656 --> 00:28:44,442
I poked of my own free will.
606
00:28:45,661 --> 00:28:47,612
And so if there's anyone to blame,
it's me.
607
00:28:47,817 --> 00:28:49,015
My finger...
608
00:28:50,109 --> 00:28:51,268
my fallout.
609
00:28:51,971 --> 00:28:53,576
I'm driving solo this time.
610
00:29:09,379 --> 00:29:11,462
- You!
- You! This isn't what it looks like.
611
00:29:11,492 --> 00:29:13,689
You're not trying to hot-wire Mother
so you can drive away
612
00:29:13,719 --> 00:29:15,226
with the evidence they have on you?
613
00:29:15,256 --> 00:29:16,811
Okay. It is what it looks like.
614
00:29:16,841 --> 00:29:18,893
I'm sorry we shut you out, Olive.
615
00:29:19,044 --> 00:29:21,380
The last thing I ever wanted to do
was shut you out of my life
616
00:29:21,410 --> 00:29:22,993
and open you up to the Norwegians.
617
00:29:23,023 --> 00:29:24,733
Is that
what you think this is all about?
618
00:29:24,793 --> 00:29:26,276
You gave them my swab!
619
00:29:26,337 --> 00:29:28,820
- Pig spit.
- Don't deny it. Emerson saw you.
620
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:30,217
No, dummy... pig spit.
621
00:29:30,247 --> 00:29:32,121
The swab I gave them
came from Pigby, not you.
622
00:29:32,151 --> 00:29:34,480
- So, you're not a turncoat?
- A reversible jacket.
623
00:29:34,510 --> 00:29:35,980
I wouldn't turncoat on you.
624
00:29:36,010 --> 00:29:39,266
I was working deep cover to dismantle
this operation from the inside out.
625
00:29:39,296 --> 00:29:40,817
I know they have dirt on you, but
626
00:29:40,847 --> 00:29:43,185
I don't know what they did
to make you look so dirty.
627
00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:44,502
I got myself dirty.
628
00:29:44,563 --> 00:29:46,796
Well, allow me to soap up
those hard-to-reach places.
629
00:29:46,857 --> 00:29:48,853
By helping me destroy the evidence?
630
00:29:48,883 --> 00:29:51,217
- A simple "thank you" would suffice.
- Oh, thank you.
631
00:29:51,278 --> 00:29:53,900
This itty-bitty's always on your side,
no questions asked.
632
00:29:53,930 --> 00:29:55,597
- What if I guessed?
- Olive!
633
00:29:55,657 --> 00:29:58,475
Are we talking about Dwight
and those empty coffins?
634
00:29:58,937 --> 00:30:00,294
I'm not supposed to tell you.
635
00:30:00,324 --> 00:30:02,824
Can you answer "yes" or "no"
if I ask the right questions?
636
00:30:02,854 --> 00:30:04,768
Can you ask the questions
while we steal the RV?
637
00:30:04,798 --> 00:30:07,275
That's a yes-or-no question,
and the answer is yes.
638
00:30:08,866 --> 00:30:09,688
Go, go, go!
639
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,530
Poor, heartbroken Vivian Charles.
640
00:30:12,591 --> 00:30:14,254
Well, I admit I was insensitive
641
00:30:14,284 --> 00:30:17,494
about the sensitivities of Ms. Vivian
and her missing Mr. Goodbar.
642
00:30:18,167 --> 00:30:20,580
But I intend to right
that wrong coming right up.
643
00:30:20,641 --> 00:30:22,081
Would this be your confession?
644
00:30:22,273 --> 00:30:24,209
There ain't gonna be any confession.
645
00:30:24,269 --> 00:30:27,447
We don't need your confession
to solve this case...
646
00:30:27,868 --> 00:30:29,676
Not when we have Mother.
647
00:30:31,484 --> 00:30:32,675
Where's Mother going?
648
00:30:36,993 --> 00:30:38,929
Looks like you about
to become orphans.
649
00:30:40,994 --> 00:30:41,832
Stop!
650
00:30:42,147 --> 00:30:43,046
Stop!
651
00:30:43,076 --> 00:30:44,464
- Stop!
- Stop!
652
00:30:44,494 --> 00:30:45,999
- Mother!
- Mother!
653
00:30:46,241 --> 00:30:47,878
- Mother.
- Stop.
654
00:30:48,646 --> 00:30:49,488
Mother.
655
00:30:50,785 --> 00:30:52,911
Do you know why
Charles Charles' grave is empty?
656
00:30:52,941 --> 00:30:54,364
- Yes.
- Was his grave robbed?
657
00:30:54,966 --> 00:30:56,440
- No one took the body?
- No.
658
00:30:56,470 --> 00:30:58,372
Then what'd he do,
just get up and walk away?
659
00:30:58,402 --> 00:30:59,202
Yes.
660
00:30:59,654 --> 00:31:02,015
- Chuck's father's alive?
- Yes. Hold on.
661
00:31:06,144 --> 00:31:08,375
When Chuck faked her death
and her father faked his death,
662
00:31:08,405 --> 00:31:10,053
- was Dwight onto them?
- Yes.
663
00:31:10,083 --> 00:31:13,091
Okay. Then he disappeared. You have
anything to do with his disappearance?
664
00:31:13,152 --> 00:31:14,425
I didn't mean to but I did.
665
00:31:14,486 --> 00:31:16,861
And when you inadvertently,
unintentionally and without malice
666
00:31:16,891 --> 00:31:20,306
or forethought disappeared Dwight, did
you disappear him in a permanent sense?
667
00:31:20,392 --> 00:31:22,016
- I don't understand.
- You kill him?
668
00:31:22,076 --> 00:31:23,837
- Dead end!
- Is that an admission?
669
00:31:23,867 --> 00:31:25,083
No. Dead end!
670
00:31:41,361 --> 00:31:43,507
Thank God for my naturally
clingy nature.
671
00:31:45,909 --> 00:31:47,618
Olive,
I'm sorry I got you into this.
672
00:31:47,648 --> 00:31:50,611
I'm sorry you felt you had
to prove yourself. I'm sorry about...
673
00:31:51,457 --> 00:31:53,228
- so many things.
- I'm not.
674
00:31:53,258 --> 00:31:54,882
Well, maybe one thing.
675
00:31:55,149 --> 00:31:58,950
I'm sorry you never looked at me
the same way you look at Chuck.
676
00:31:58,980 --> 00:32:00,221
I wouldn't say never.
677
00:32:00,507 --> 00:32:02,482
Of all the secrets untold,
678
00:32:02,512 --> 00:32:06,144
this was the one Olive Snook
wanted to hear most.
679
00:32:12,085 --> 00:32:13,151
Hold on, Ned.
680
00:32:14,118 --> 00:32:15,535
Hold on.
I got you.
681
00:32:15,565 --> 00:32:17,691
If you've got me, who's got you?
682
00:32:18,591 --> 00:32:21,762
The mysterious masked man
who rescued the pie maker and Olive
683
00:32:21,792 --> 00:32:24,549
would remain
a mysterious loose string.
684
00:32:24,833 --> 00:32:27,206
Regretting
his previous bad behavior,
685
00:32:27,267 --> 00:32:30,835
Emerson Cod sought to tie up
another loose string.
686
00:32:32,230 --> 00:32:35,964
I'm here against my better judgment,
considering the callous braggadocio
687
00:32:35,994 --> 00:32:39,302
with which you previously
gave me the... heave-ho.
688
00:32:39,362 --> 00:32:42,718
Well, if I did do any ho-heaving,
it was for your own good.
689
00:32:43,244 --> 00:32:47,185
There's a time for callous braggadocio
and a time for sensitivity.
690
00:32:47,246 --> 00:32:49,520
To the Norwegians,
that time is never.
691
00:32:49,581 --> 00:32:52,940
I suppose it's a holdover
from their viking ancestry.
692
00:32:52,970 --> 00:32:56,444
It would be difficult to rape and
pillage with the subtlety of a humanist.
693
00:32:56,630 --> 00:32:58,946
Well,
that's why I called you up here.
694
00:32:59,522 --> 00:33:02,716
I didn't want the vikings to give you
the news that'll break your heart.
695
00:33:02,746 --> 00:33:04,744
That sort of thing ought
to come from a friend.
696
00:33:05,061 --> 00:33:08,397
When the Norwegians exhumed
the body of your niece and her father,
697
00:33:09,008 --> 00:33:10,565
their coffins were empty.
698
00:33:10,686 --> 00:33:11,527
What?
699
00:33:13,163 --> 00:33:14,279
Our Charlotte?
700
00:33:14,593 --> 00:33:16,422
Dwight... stole her?
701
00:33:16,482 --> 00:33:18,320
I wish there was something
I could say
702
00:33:18,350 --> 00:33:21,096
to explain why or make you feel better,
but I do know this.
703
00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:24,710
You can't steal someone's soul
by robbing their coffin.
704
00:33:27,655 --> 00:33:30,395
The Charlotte that you knew
wasn't in that box.
705
00:33:30,455 --> 00:33:32,183
She's right here with you.
706
00:33:32,417 --> 00:33:35,066
And although you can't see her
or talk to her anymore,
707
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:39,411
you have to believe that whatever
was taken from that grave,
708
00:33:40,357 --> 00:33:41,864
that wasn't your niece.
709
00:33:42,116 --> 00:33:44,281
Thank you... Mr. Cod.
710
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,573
It seems my... sister was right.
711
00:33:50,015 --> 00:33:52,917
Dwight was indeed... a bad man.
712
00:33:53,441 --> 00:33:55,877
Only now it appears he was more
713
00:33:56,543 --> 00:33:59,340
of a monster
than she or I ever knew.
714
00:33:59,962 --> 00:34:02,002
Oh, my sweet, sweet Charlotte.
715
00:34:02,353 --> 00:34:06,465
Knowing this will surely
shatter Lily's heart.
716
00:34:06,495 --> 00:34:10,009
As Vivian contemplated
the emotional damage yet to come,
717
00:34:10,039 --> 00:34:11,399
in Olive's apartment,
718
00:34:11,429 --> 00:34:15,636
a girl named Chuck tended
to the physical damage already done.
719
00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:16,941
He knew your name?
720
00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:19,526
We think our masked man
was your pops.
721
00:34:21,380 --> 00:34:24,265
I told Olive all about
your dad and how he...
722
00:34:24,415 --> 00:34:25,616
faked his own death.
723
00:34:27,178 --> 00:34:30,266
It must have been your father. Although,
I say that having never met him
724
00:34:30,296 --> 00:34:32,656
and not getting a good look at
who pulled us up from that cliff.
725
00:34:32,686 --> 00:34:37,086
- He was covered from head to toe.
- He has a very delicate skin condition.
726
00:34:37,146 --> 00:34:40,173
- Like your allergy to Ned!
- Yes! Exactly like that.
727
00:34:40,422 --> 00:34:41,758
A hereditary link.
728
00:34:41,937 --> 00:34:44,302
So our masked man is your father.
729
00:34:44,447 --> 00:34:46,220
Yes, it certainly seems that way.
730
00:34:46,281 --> 00:34:49,916
I'm sorry I thought you were being
unrealistic before.
731
00:34:50,084 --> 00:34:52,545
My reality is that dads don't come back,
they move on.
732
00:34:52,575 --> 00:34:54,878
- But your dad didn't move on, he...
- hovered...
733
00:34:55,773 --> 00:34:58,066
- like a guardian angel.
- What's he guarding you from?
734
00:35:00,461 --> 00:35:03,863
Oh, Jiminy Jehosaphat!
I went out on a limb for you people...
735
00:35:04,204 --> 00:35:08,430
A tree limb jutting from a cliff with
my limbs dangling over certain death!
736
00:35:08,693 --> 00:35:12,162
So don't leave me dangling
with Dwight's disappearance unless...
737
00:35:13,340 --> 00:35:16,584
He's permanently disappeared, aka...
738
00:35:17,035 --> 00:35:19,337
dead, aka murdered.
739
00:35:19,398 --> 00:35:21,297
Olive, murder is a very big word.
740
00:35:21,358 --> 00:35:23,633
- Did he die of natural causes?
- Yes.
741
00:35:23,819 --> 00:35:27,720
Are either of you referring
to "murder" as a natural cause?
742
00:35:27,781 --> 00:35:30,657
We are officially
non-referential starting now.
743
00:35:30,923 --> 00:35:32,725
What's stopping now
are the questions.
744
00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:35,228
So that's how it is.
You want to roll army style...
745
00:35:35,570 --> 00:35:38,003
"don't ask, don't tell."
746
00:35:39,219 --> 00:35:42,656
Guess what works in the foxhole
works in the Pie Hole.
747
00:35:42,686 --> 00:35:44,987
Unfortunately for Olive Snook,
748
00:35:45,047 --> 00:35:49,033
what worked in the Pie Hole
did not work for the Norwegians,
749
00:35:49,093 --> 00:35:52,328
who adhered to a strict
"do ask, do tell" policy.
750
00:35:53,986 --> 00:35:55,915
I see you're back to playing
for the other team.
751
00:35:55,976 --> 00:35:58,460
Hello, Hedda.
You're looking lovely tonight.
752
00:35:59,770 --> 00:36:01,212
You killed our Mother!
753
00:36:05,985 --> 00:36:07,677
I am the victim here.
754
00:36:08,863 --> 00:36:10,179
I was Mother-jacked.
755
00:36:10,549 --> 00:36:12,390
Can you identify the perpetrators?
756
00:36:12,451 --> 00:36:16,291
Just their fists as they pummeled
my eyes. And the bottom of their...
757
00:36:16,321 --> 00:36:18,688
boots as they kicked me out
of your mobile crime lab...
758
00:36:19,005 --> 00:36:20,523
our mobile crime lab.
759
00:36:22,188 --> 00:36:24,281
Okay, your mobile crime lab.
760
00:36:24,752 --> 00:36:27,161
Then they beat me
with a blue-and-yellow sock
761
00:36:27,191 --> 00:36:29,448
as they got high on ABBA
and tiny little meatballs.
762
00:36:29,610 --> 00:36:30,700
- Swedes.
- Swedes.
763
00:36:30,904 --> 00:36:32,076
That's them.
764
00:36:33,028 --> 00:36:34,422
Should I believe you?
765
00:36:34,732 --> 00:36:35,939
Your pulse races.
766
00:36:36,776 --> 00:36:39,359
Only because
you're standing so close.
767
00:36:40,773 --> 00:36:41,919
She's lying.
768
00:36:42,277 --> 00:36:44,813
- Who are you protecting?
- I'm not protecting anybody.
769
00:36:44,981 --> 00:36:47,761
That would imply that I'm protecting
the people who killed Dwight Dixon.
770
00:36:47,791 --> 00:36:49,844
And why would I protect killers?
771
00:36:50,022 --> 00:36:51,762
I'm not protecting killers!
772
00:36:54,158 --> 00:36:55,391
She's telling the truth.
773
00:36:55,862 --> 00:36:57,983
There's activity
on Dixon's credit card.
774
00:36:58,013 --> 00:37:00,160
He just checked back in
to the Come and Sleep hotel.
775
00:37:00,190 --> 00:37:01,296
Yes! He's alive!
776
00:37:02,833 --> 00:37:04,191
That's good, huh?
777
00:37:04,251 --> 00:37:05,243
Right?
778
00:37:05,586 --> 00:37:06,926
Yeah, that's something.
779
00:37:07,094 --> 00:37:10,347
Racing to the site of
Dwight Dixon's credit-card hit,
780
00:37:10,377 --> 00:37:13,860
the PI and pie maker
found themselves in a jam.
781
00:37:15,646 --> 00:37:18,038
Listen,
we're all professionals, people.
782
00:37:18,100 --> 00:37:19,829
This doesn't have to get ugly.
783
00:37:19,859 --> 00:37:22,018
Your shirt suggests otherwise.
784
00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:28,758
Once we find Dwight,
all will be illuminated.
785
00:37:30,926 --> 00:37:31,767
Or not.
786
00:37:35,364 --> 00:37:37,141
We will soon get
to the bottom of this.
787
00:37:38,361 --> 00:37:40,629
The bottom of this keeps dropping.
788
00:37:40,865 --> 00:37:44,482
Well, when they get to the bottom,
what exactly are they gonna be scraping?
789
00:37:44,543 --> 00:37:46,528
'cause dead men don't run up
their credit cards
790
00:37:46,558 --> 00:37:48,957
checking back into motels
they never checked out of.
791
00:37:48,987 --> 00:37:51,155
You don't think Chuck's dad
could have done all this?
792
00:37:51,216 --> 00:37:54,214
Whatever ridiculous speculations
you have are moot.
793
00:37:54,244 --> 00:37:56,326
The details speak loud and clear.
794
00:37:56,388 --> 00:37:57,912
Come, details.
795
00:37:57,972 --> 00:37:59,130
Speak to us.
796
00:37:59,307 --> 00:38:02,262
The details in the case
did speak loud and clear.
797
00:38:02,292 --> 00:38:06,671
But the story they told was a lie,
for the facts were not these...
798
00:38:07,066 --> 00:38:10,383
Every item scrutinized
in the room told a story
799
00:38:10,444 --> 00:38:12,286
precisely crafted. For,
800
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:16,662
despite the fact that Dwight Dixon's
life had simply gotten up and left him,
801
00:38:16,882 --> 00:38:19,044
the lack of visible signs of trauma
802
00:38:19,074 --> 00:38:21,852
told a far more logical tale
of a man
803
00:38:21,913 --> 00:38:24,480
who had simply died
of natural causes.
804
00:38:25,607 --> 00:38:29,638
For hidden booty of heirlooms and
gold crowns stashed under the mattress
805
00:38:29,838 --> 00:38:31,861
implied a seasoned grave robber
806
00:38:32,099 --> 00:38:34,021
and the can of fuel accelerant
807
00:38:34,051 --> 00:38:37,451
indicated the two bodies robbed
had gone up in flames.
808
00:38:38,624 --> 00:38:43,123
In the end, all the evidence pointed
to Dwight acting and dying alone
809
00:38:43,351 --> 00:38:45,953
with nobody else responsible
810
00:38:46,205 --> 00:38:48,629
because that's
what they were supposed to find.
811
00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:04,999
And Vivian Charles found herself
buoying her sister Lily's spirits
812
00:39:05,029 --> 00:39:08,533
after learning that their beloved
Charlotte's body was gone.
813
00:39:10,699 --> 00:39:14,739
Meanwhile, the pie maker meditated
on his own responsibilities.
814
00:39:15,106 --> 00:39:16,934
- Any sign of your dad?
- Nope.
815
00:39:17,414 --> 00:39:19,365
No hide nor hair nor button.
816
00:39:20,112 --> 00:39:21,537
But he's out there somewhere.
817
00:39:21,597 --> 00:39:24,749
I don't know if I like the idea
of Charles Charles as my guardian angel.
818
00:39:24,809 --> 00:39:27,815
He hasn't told anyone that
there's a pie maker who has a knack
819
00:39:27,845 --> 00:39:29,712
for baking and waking the dead.
820
00:39:33,074 --> 00:39:35,259
You're... you're using fresh fruit.
821
00:39:35,319 --> 00:39:37,646
I am now.
I mean from now on.
822
00:39:38,656 --> 00:39:41,766
Touching dead things has only
gotten me into trouble, so... no more.
823
00:39:43,037 --> 00:39:46,889
Besides, I've already got
the best thing I'm gonna get from it.
824
00:39:47,362 --> 00:39:48,189
You.
825
00:39:49,161 --> 00:39:51,192
No more dead fruit,
no more dead people?
826
00:39:51,253 --> 00:39:53,027
Yeah, I'm going cold turkey.
827
00:39:53,690 --> 00:39:56,547
From now on, investigating crime
is Emerson's business,
828
00:39:56,577 --> 00:39:58,949
and baking pie is mine.
829
00:39:59,850 --> 00:40:02,870
- This is all my fault.
- I'm not looking to blame anyone.
830
00:40:02,930 --> 00:40:05,365
Waking the dead creates
too many unfortunate variables,
831
00:40:05,395 --> 00:40:07,875
and I'm just taking myself
out of the equation.
832
00:40:07,936 --> 00:40:09,960
But my dad,
he already fixed everything.
833
00:40:10,020 --> 00:40:13,172
I don't want your dad
or anyone else's to fight my battles
834
00:40:13,232 --> 00:40:14,611
or clean up my messes.
835
00:40:16,020 --> 00:40:17,200
So that's it?
836
00:40:18,575 --> 00:40:19,658
That's it.
837
00:40:20,426 --> 00:40:23,823
While the pie maker
took responsibility for his actions,
838
00:40:24,338 --> 00:40:27,420
he was wrong about the dad
who fought his battles.
839
00:40:27,998 --> 00:40:32,069
It wasn't Chuck's father
who cleaned up this particular mess.
840
00:40:32,099 --> 00:40:34,705
Synchro: Salomon & Gaillots
Rereading: Bruno & Toupack
841
00:40:34,861 --> 00:40:37,093
It was the pie maker's father.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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