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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,318 --> 00:00:20,053 - Then I was gonna suggest that place, Margo, 2 00:00:20,087 --> 00:00:21,589 because it's like kind of perfect vibes. 3 00:00:21,623 --> 00:00:24,926 Like, it's not too romantic, but it's like not boring. 4 00:00:24,959 --> 00:00:26,794 It's for sure trendy without being like, 5 00:00:26,828 --> 00:00:27,829 oh my God, she's so la. 6 00:00:27,862 --> 00:00:29,196 You know what I mean? 7 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:30,632 But the food's not that good, 8 00:00:30,665 --> 00:00:32,466 and I wasn't sure if you were gonna wanna get food. 9 00:00:32,499 --> 00:00:34,101 And then I was like, oh, I don't want them to think 10 00:00:34,134 --> 00:00:35,770 like I have bad taste in food. 11 00:00:36,871 --> 00:00:39,239 Oh, did you wanna get food? 12 00:00:40,073 --> 00:00:41,876 - No, no, I'm good. 13 00:00:41,910 --> 00:00:43,110 And I like this place. 14 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:44,411 - Okay, cool. 15 00:00:44,444 --> 00:00:45,445 Yeah, me too. 16 00:00:46,681 --> 00:00:47,916 Am I being awkward? 17 00:00:47,949 --> 00:00:49,017 - No. 18 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:50,250 No, no, not at all. 19 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:54,722 - I think I just feel awkward because I ordered a drink 20 00:00:54,756 --> 00:00:59,994 and then you ordered water and no, I'm like spiraling. 21 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:03,463 So are you sure you don't wanna get a drink? 22 00:01:03,497 --> 00:01:04,566 - No. 23 00:01:04,599 --> 00:01:05,767 No, I'm sure. 24 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:06,701 - Okay. 25 00:01:07,835 --> 00:01:08,770 Whatever you say. 26 00:01:10,939 --> 00:01:12,306 - I'm six months sober. 27 00:01:13,608 --> 00:01:14,509 - Oh. 28 00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:18,713 Congratulations. 29 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:19,647 - Thanks. 30 00:01:25,820 --> 00:01:27,589 - Leo. 31 00:01:27,622 --> 00:01:29,624 Wait, where are we going? 32 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:30,725 - We're almost there. 33 00:01:31,726 --> 00:01:33,861 - Oh, seriously, where are you taking me? 34 00:01:33,895 --> 00:01:35,162 - We're almost there. 35 00:01:38,066 --> 00:01:38,933 - Oh my God. 36 00:01:38,967 --> 00:01:40,768 You like have a boat? 37 00:01:40,802 --> 00:01:42,503 You live on a boat? 38 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:46,641 Oh my God. 39 00:01:51,713 --> 00:01:54,448 Oh my God. 40 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:55,583 Rose petals? 41 00:01:55,617 --> 00:01:57,685 That's just like season four episode seven 42 00:01:57,719 --> 00:01:59,219 of "Love is Deaf." 43 00:02:00,153 --> 00:02:02,824 You remembered. 44 00:02:02,857 --> 00:02:03,791 - No, no, no, no. 45 00:02:03,825 --> 00:02:04,792 The pink ones are the best ones. 46 00:02:04,826 --> 00:02:05,994 - I'm not budging on this. 47 00:02:06,027 --> 00:02:07,061 The red is better. 48 00:02:07,095 --> 00:02:08,128 - You're so wrong. 49 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:09,329 - I'm wrong? 50 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:10,531 - You don't even know how wrong you are. 51 00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:12,265 - You don't even know how wrong you are. 52 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:15,803 Sorry, I gotta take this. 53 00:02:15,837 --> 00:02:17,270 - Oh, okay. 54 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,840 - Dude, you gotta relax. 55 00:02:18,873 --> 00:02:22,376 I will personally see to it that his asshole is torn apart. 56 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:24,612 No, I'm on a date right now. 57 00:02:24,646 --> 00:02:25,847 You wanna talk to her? 58 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,314 Okay, fine. 59 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:29,684 Hey, can you just say, "Hi, Cliff?" 60 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:34,122 - Hi. 61 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:34,989 No, we didn't. 62 00:02:35,023 --> 00:02:35,923 No, we're not. 63 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:38,760 I don't plan to. 64 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:41,863 - I had no idea what I wanted to be when I grew up, 65 00:02:41,896 --> 00:02:44,464 but then when I was 14, I went to go see "The Lion King," 66 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,434 and I was like, wow, I wanna do that. 67 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:49,070 Yeah, I then saw Santa dude. 68 00:02:49,103 --> 00:02:50,538 I was like, maybe I don't wanna do that. 69 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:53,141 But then I saw "West Side Story" and I was like, 70 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:57,912 oh my God, I'm an actor. 71 00:02:57,945 --> 00:02:59,446 - Uber's taking a while. 72 00:03:03,618 --> 00:03:04,752 Do you wanna? 73 00:03:04,786 --> 00:03:07,655 Sorry, do you wanna come back to mine for a drink? 74 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:15,830 - No. 75 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:16,898 - Okay. 76 00:03:16,931 --> 00:03:17,832 Yeah. 77 00:03:21,268 --> 00:03:22,704 Yeah, sorry. 78 00:03:22,737 --> 00:03:23,403 That was dumb. 79 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:24,639 I actually didn't want to. 80 00:03:24,672 --> 00:03:26,174 - Oh, perfect. 81 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:44,792 - Did you want like a salad? 82 00:03:44,826 --> 00:03:45,927 - I like salad. 83 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:47,061 - You like salad? 84 00:03:47,095 --> 00:03:49,197 I know you got got the green on you. 85 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,032 - That remind you of salad? 86 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:51,999 - Yeah. 87 00:03:52,033 --> 00:03:53,266 - Do you wanna get some shots? 88 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:55,435 - Ooh, shots. - Let's do it. 89 00:03:55,469 --> 00:04:00,708 - And I was like, I should audition to be a Disney princess. 90 00:04:02,442 --> 00:04:04,411 Because my eyes are like really big 91 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:05,847 and wide apart, you know? 92 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,515 Don't it guy look like one? 93 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:08,281 - Yeah. 94 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:09,617 - You kinda look like a prince. 95 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:13,020 We could be a prince and a princess. 96 00:04:13,054 --> 00:04:14,889 That'd be kind of fun. 97 00:04:17,992 --> 00:04:18,893 - Okay. 98 00:04:22,163 --> 00:04:23,898 That's my Uber. - That's your Uber. 99 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:24,832 Okay. 100 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:28,870 Bye. - See ya. 101 00:04:28,903 --> 00:04:30,605 - Nice to meet you. 102 00:04:52,927 --> 00:04:55,696 - It's to remember me by. 103 00:05:03,237 --> 00:05:04,872 - You're not real. 104 00:05:20,353 --> 00:05:22,023 - That was the worst date of all time. 105 00:05:22,056 --> 00:05:23,991 Literally, you guys, I'm waking. 106 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:31,199 - How are you? - You're amazing. 107 00:05:31,232 --> 00:05:32,533 - You guys are sucking up now 108 00:05:32,567 --> 00:05:34,202 because you know you're supposed to be here by 10. 109 00:05:34,235 --> 00:05:35,402 - Oh. - What? 110 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:37,437 - We tried so hard to get here on time, 111 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:39,707 but it just did not align with our journey. 112 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,976 - Yes, Dusty had a very aggressive journey last night, 113 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,344 so it made our journey out of the house tonight really hard. 114 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:45,580 - So hard. - So hard. 115 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:47,882 - Come on. - Oh my gosh. 116 00:05:49,083 --> 00:05:50,818 - I love you and I cherish you. 117 00:05:50,852 --> 00:05:52,286 - I love you. 118 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:54,055 - I'm literally gonna eat your face. 119 00:05:54,088 --> 00:05:55,323 - You're like objectively hot. 120 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,225 - Are you Callie Girl? 121 00:05:57,258 --> 00:05:58,993 - Oh yeah. 122 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,027 - Oh my God. 123 00:06:00,061 --> 00:06:01,062 I'm like such a fan. 124 00:06:01,095 --> 00:06:02,730 I follow you for forever. 125 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:03,598 - I'm so sorry. 126 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:04,999 You've seen such terrible content. 127 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,133 - No, it's not. 128 00:06:06,167 --> 00:06:08,102 Will you take a selfie with me? 129 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:09,036 - Oh, um. 130 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,874 - What a bitch. 131 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:15,009 - It's okay. Come on. 132 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,913 - How do I find not terrible men? 133 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:20,181 - Manifest it, babe. 134 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:22,449 You gotta put out into the world the energy that you want. 135 00:06:22,482 --> 00:06:24,018 - Do you think I'm putting in the world 136 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:25,319 that I want terrible men? 137 00:06:25,353 --> 00:06:27,288 - Oh my gosh. No. 138 00:06:27,321 --> 00:06:28,689 - Honestly, maybe. 139 00:06:29,323 --> 00:06:30,423 No. 140 00:06:31,325 --> 00:06:32,425 No, no. 141 00:06:33,294 --> 00:06:34,829 No. 142 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:36,264 - Definitely not. 143 00:06:36,297 --> 00:06:39,166 But maybe you are getting in your own way. 144 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,735 - Wait, what does that mean though? 145 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:42,203 - Are you gonna do at VidCon? 146 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:43,337 - Ah, my God. 147 00:06:43,371 --> 00:06:45,106 I hate that you asked that question 148 00:06:45,139 --> 00:06:46,240 because I can't do the course 149 00:06:46,274 --> 00:06:47,508 I wanted to teach on eyebrows 150 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:48,809 and what it says about your personality, 151 00:06:48,843 --> 00:06:50,278 because literally, 10 other people 152 00:06:50,311 --> 00:06:51,579 are gonna be doing the same thing. 153 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:52,546 - Oh yeah. - Okay. 154 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:53,681 But what if you made it funny? 155 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:54,949 - Yeah, I guess I can make it funny. 156 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:56,250 - I think I'm just gonna do a panel on identity 157 00:06:56,284 --> 00:06:57,718 so I can like, phone it in. 158 00:06:57,752 --> 00:06:59,687 - Callie, I feel like you should do a speed dating thing 159 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:01,722 where you host it like your toxic girlfriend. 160 00:07:01,756 --> 00:07:02,523 - Oh my God. 161 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:04,091 She's like, "Ah, hi, and welcome. 162 00:07:04,125 --> 00:07:05,192 Shut the fuck down." 163 00:07:05,226 --> 00:07:06,060 No. 164 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,028 - That's awesome. 165 00:07:07,061 --> 00:07:08,029 That's me. 166 00:07:08,062 --> 00:07:09,997 - I'm not gonna go to VidCon this year. 167 00:07:10,031 --> 00:07:11,098 - Wait, what? - What? 168 00:07:11,132 --> 00:07:12,465 - Why? - You? 169 00:07:12,499 --> 00:07:14,869 - No, I just like, I haven't heard anything about it, 170 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:17,470 and so I feel like I might not be featured this year, 171 00:07:17,505 --> 00:07:18,806 which is fine. 172 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,107 - Oh my God. 173 00:07:20,141 --> 00:07:22,143 You didn't get the email? 174 00:07:22,176 --> 00:07:23,476 - Callie. 175 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:25,579 I mean, you have been saying you wanna lean more 176 00:07:25,613 --> 00:07:27,682 into hosting anyways, right? 177 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:30,117 Maybe this is a sign from the universe 178 00:07:30,151 --> 00:07:32,452 and like a hosting gig is gonna pop up that weekend. 179 00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:34,422 And thank God you weren't committed to VidCon 180 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,623 so you can do it. 181 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:37,058 So excited for you. 182 00:07:37,091 --> 00:07:38,092 This is great. 183 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,160 - Oh my God. 184 00:07:39,794 --> 00:07:41,329 Is that Chantal Diamond Head? 185 00:07:41,362 --> 00:07:42,863 - I live for Chantal. 186 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:43,631 - No, no. 187 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:45,132 I hate the Diamond Head family. 188 00:07:45,166 --> 00:07:46,400 - What? - Okay. 189 00:07:46,434 --> 00:07:48,069 So I on vacation and I met one of them 190 00:07:48,102 --> 00:07:50,504 then I stopped all of them, then I followed all of them, 191 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:51,639 but then they didn't follow me back. 192 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:53,074 So I unfollowed them. 193 00:07:53,107 --> 00:07:54,408 And now, I'm in a fight with the whole fucking family. 194 00:07:54,442 --> 00:07:55,843 - I don't think it's a fight 195 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:57,011 if the other person doesn't know that you're fighting. 196 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:58,879 - I think you should go say something. 197 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:01,349 They should know how bad that they hurted you. 198 00:08:01,382 --> 00:08:03,084 - Hold me back, guys. 199 00:08:03,117 --> 00:08:04,885 Hold me back. - Oh no. 200 00:08:04,919 --> 00:08:05,553 - Oh my God. 201 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:06,420 Do it, Dessy. 202 00:08:06,454 --> 00:08:07,388 - Don't fight. 203 00:08:07,421 --> 00:08:08,756 Your little bones will break. 204 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:11,959 - Chantal would kick your ass. 205 00:08:24,238 --> 00:08:27,541 - I keep telling this nim watts. 206 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:30,311 These shit coins are not a pump and dump. 207 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:32,580 If you're smart, you play the pump. 208 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:34,882 You don't care. 209 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:41,655 - I am trying really hard to care. 210 00:08:43,024 --> 00:08:43,991 - Last call. - Oh. 211 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:49,797 - Do you wanna get an Uber? 212 00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:54,568 - Yeah. 213 00:08:55,269 --> 00:08:56,170 - Okay. 214 00:08:57,671 --> 00:08:59,508 - And then when I was four, I was like, 215 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:01,409 oh, pizza hurts my stomach. 216 00:09:01,442 --> 00:09:03,644 And I guess that's like when I knew. 217 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:04,912 - This is the dairy? 218 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:05,813 - Yeah. 219 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:07,581 No, that's what I'm talking about. 220 00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:08,549 I really have to pee. 221 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:10,217 - You ever tried camel's milk? 222 00:09:10,251 --> 00:09:11,118 - What? 223 00:09:11,152 --> 00:09:12,153 - Camels milk. 224 00:09:12,186 --> 00:09:13,087 - No. 225 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,221 - What the fuck is up with this guy? 226 00:09:14,255 --> 00:09:15,356 He's back to eight minutes. 227 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:17,691 - Oh my God, I can't, I can't. 228 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:18,893 I really have to pee. 229 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:19,560 Can I please go? 230 00:09:19,593 --> 00:09:20,428 - We're close. 231 00:09:20,461 --> 00:09:21,695 - It's an emergency. 232 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:23,064 - Sorry, I can't do it. 233 00:09:25,433 --> 00:09:27,468 - I'm gonna be right back. 234 00:09:27,502 --> 00:09:28,436 You stay here. 235 00:09:28,469 --> 00:09:29,870 I'm gonna be right back. 236 00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:33,007 - Hey, mom. 237 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:50,591 - What the fuck? 238 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:51,560 You're peeing on me. 239 00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:52,460 Stop. 240 00:09:52,493 --> 00:09:53,727 Stop peeing. Stop peeing. 241 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:54,595 You're peeing on me. 242 00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:55,729 - You're peeing on me. 243 00:09:56,565 --> 00:09:58,666 - Oh my, you peed on my toes. 244 00:09:58,699 --> 00:09:59,700 - You peed on my shoes. 245 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,268 - You peed on my toes. 246 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:05,306 You could be arrested for sex offending peeing outside. 247 00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:06,407 - Oh yeah? 248 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,741 - Do you know that? - You couldn't? 249 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,310 - When's the last time you were tested for STDs? 250 00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:10,545 - You can't get STDs through pee. 251 00:10:10,579 --> 00:10:12,213 - Oh, don't mansplain STDs to me. 252 00:10:12,246 --> 00:10:13,147 - What? 253 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,483 - Are you gonna like, clean my toes? 254 00:10:15,517 --> 00:10:16,417 - No! 255 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:17,751 - Or apologize or anything? 256 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:19,753 - No, you also peed on me. 257 00:10:20,522 --> 00:10:21,590 - Bye. 258 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,224 Thank you for peeing your STDs on me. 259 00:10:23,257 --> 00:10:24,925 - I don't have STDs. 260 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:38,105 Hey, did you guys see a guy? 261 00:10:38,139 --> 00:10:39,039 He's like... 262 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:41,876 He's like a crypto guy. 263 00:10:42,544 --> 00:10:43,644 Fuck. 264 00:11:00,562 --> 00:11:02,096 Can you call me an Uber? 265 00:11:07,569 --> 00:11:08,903 Hello? 266 00:11:11,906 --> 00:11:13,140 - What? 267 00:11:13,174 --> 00:11:15,577 - Can you please call me an Uber because my phone's dead 268 00:11:15,610 --> 00:11:17,111 and my friends are gone. 269 00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,447 - I don't have a phone. 270 00:11:20,481 --> 00:11:21,650 - Oh. 271 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:23,250 How convenient for you. 272 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:26,086 Fucking asshole. 273 00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:53,847 Are you following me? 274 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:55,749 - Am I following you? 275 00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:57,384 - Yeah, are you following me? 276 00:11:57,418 --> 00:11:59,119 - No, no. 277 00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:00,154 No, no. 278 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:01,656 I just, this is like the only path to walk. 279 00:12:01,690 --> 00:12:02,591 - Why are you walking? 280 00:12:02,624 --> 00:12:04,124 - Well, my bike broke down. 281 00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:08,495 After you. 282 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:11,633 Oh my God. 283 00:12:11,666 --> 00:12:12,866 I'm not following you. 284 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,536 - Okay, but can you like, walk ahead of me? 285 00:12:14,569 --> 00:12:17,404 'Cause it's freaking me out now. 286 00:12:17,438 --> 00:12:18,772 - I'm freaking you out? - Yeah. 287 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:19,974 I can feel your eyes. 288 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:22,977 It's like the beginning of a horror film. 289 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,679 - So you're scared of me? 290 00:12:24,713 --> 00:12:25,547 - No, I'm not. 291 00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:26,413 - This is a horror film? 292 00:12:26,447 --> 00:12:28,249 - I'm not scared of you. 293 00:12:28,282 --> 00:12:29,483 You're a man walking by. 294 00:12:29,517 --> 00:12:31,085 I'm scared of men. - Oh. 295 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,587 - I'm scared of like, all men. 296 00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:33,420 - Right, okay. 297 00:12:33,454 --> 00:12:34,288 All men. 298 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,289 - Yeah. 299 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:35,956 - Not just some all men. 300 00:12:35,990 --> 00:12:37,592 - And some large women. 301 00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:38,759 - What'd you say, large women? 302 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,894 - Some large women, yeah. - Oh, okay. 303 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:45,266 - But seriously, can you walk ahead? 304 00:12:45,299 --> 00:12:46,133 - Yeah, absolutely. 305 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,201 I will do that. 306 00:12:58,647 --> 00:12:59,847 - It's weird. - It's weird. 307 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:00,981 - It's super weird. - Yeah, it's very weird. 308 00:13:01,015 --> 00:13:02,416 Can you just go ahead? 309 00:13:03,685 --> 00:13:05,452 - Why, you wanna look at my butt? 310 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:07,254 - Wow. 311 00:13:07,288 --> 00:13:08,789 No, I don't wanna look at your butt. 312 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:09,758 I can just feel your eyes in the back of my neck. 313 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:11,425 - I'm not even looking at you. 314 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,459 - You're looking at me, okay. 315 00:13:12,493 --> 00:13:13,595 You're look, you're just... 316 00:13:13,628 --> 00:13:14,395 - Just come on. - Yeah, all right. Fine. 317 00:13:14,428 --> 00:13:15,530 - Just go the same. 318 00:13:15,563 --> 00:13:16,463 - Same what? 319 00:13:16,497 --> 00:13:18,365 - Walk the same line as me. 320 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,784 - You all right? 321 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:36,917 - Yeah. 322 00:13:38,319 --> 00:13:41,055 Wasn't expecting to wear these this long. 323 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,492 I'm Callie. 324 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:48,495 - Leo. 325 00:13:48,530 --> 00:13:50,197 - Leo. 326 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,498 - Are you cold? 327 00:13:51,533 --> 00:13:52,433 - No. - No? 328 00:13:55,369 --> 00:13:57,171 - Do you think you could film me and text it to me? 329 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,305 I really wanna make a video 330 00:13:58,339 --> 00:13:59,940 about how that guy left me at the bar 331 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:02,309 and then if I could cut to my feet walking in the heels 332 00:14:02,343 --> 00:14:04,878 and then have that mouth filter, you know. 333 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:06,080 It's the big mouth. 334 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:08,215 And have them shout, like, "Save us." 335 00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:11,051 But my phone's dead. 336 00:14:12,554 --> 00:14:14,388 I could like tag you. - Right. 337 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:15,322 - If you wanted. 338 00:14:15,356 --> 00:14:16,957 - Yeah, I just don't have a phone. 339 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,693 - Oh, you were serious about that? 340 00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:19,661 - Yeah. 341 00:14:19,694 --> 00:14:20,729 - What happened to your phone? 342 00:14:20,762 --> 00:14:21,995 - Nothing, I just don't have one. 343 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,297 - You don't own a phone? 344 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:24,031 - Nope. 345 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:24,965 - Why don't you own a phone. 346 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:25,966 - I just don't own a phone. 347 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,334 I don't need it. 348 00:14:27,368 --> 00:14:28,536 - What do you mean you don't need a phone? 349 00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:29,537 - I mean, I don't need a phone. 350 00:14:29,571 --> 00:14:30,871 - But how do you like, 351 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,107 call people or look stuff up or get directions? 352 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:36,210 Or can you even buy anything without a phone? 353 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,278 - Do you need to answer these questions individually 354 00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:39,781 or is this like a global sort of? 355 00:14:39,814 --> 00:14:40,648 - No, okay. 356 00:14:40,682 --> 00:14:41,783 - Philosophical. - Okay. 357 00:14:41,816 --> 00:14:42,916 Like what do you do for work? 358 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,753 - I work on boats. 359 00:14:44,786 --> 00:14:45,854 - It's weird. 360 00:14:46,821 --> 00:14:49,256 Okay, so don't they need to call you and be like, 361 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:54,328 "Hey, can you come work on this boat at 12:15?" 362 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:55,929 - No, it's kinda hard for me to miss an appointment 363 00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,532 'cause I live on the dock. 364 00:14:57,565 --> 00:14:58,533 - You live on a dock? 365 00:14:58,566 --> 00:14:59,567 - Yeah, I live on the dock. 366 00:14:59,601 --> 00:15:00,668 - Are you a merman? 367 00:15:00,702 --> 00:15:01,603 - No. 368 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:04,672 - Oh my. 369 00:15:04,706 --> 00:15:06,541 Oh, I'm sorry. 370 00:15:06,574 --> 00:15:07,642 You're homeless? 371 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,578 - Are you serious? 372 00:15:11,713 --> 00:15:12,680 - Are you not homeless? 373 00:15:12,714 --> 00:15:14,081 - No, I live on a boat. 374 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:18,853 - Is that not the same as being homeless? 375 00:15:18,887 --> 00:15:21,922 - No. 376 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:22,956 What do you do for work? 377 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,358 - I'm a content creator. 378 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:25,693 - You're a what? 379 00:15:25,727 --> 00:15:27,027 - Yeah, I'm an influencer. 380 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,128 Run for your life. - Oh my God. 381 00:15:28,162 --> 00:15:31,733 - Nobody's safe. - I didn't say that. 382 00:15:31,766 --> 00:15:33,601 Sorry your date left you at the bar. 383 00:15:33,635 --> 00:15:34,702 - He wasn't my date. 384 00:15:34,736 --> 00:15:35,670 - He looked like he was your date. 385 00:15:35,703 --> 00:15:37,639 - Yeah, well, not everybody's 386 00:15:37,672 --> 00:15:39,440 what everything they look like. 387 00:15:41,442 --> 00:15:43,878 - That stuff's all pretty fake, yeah? 388 00:15:43,912 --> 00:15:44,813 - What stuff? 389 00:15:44,846 --> 00:15:46,581 - Like the influencer stuff? 390 00:15:46,614 --> 00:15:48,583 It's fake. 391 00:15:48,616 --> 00:15:50,050 - Fake, how? 392 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,553 - Like when you're talking, it's not really you talking, 393 00:15:51,586 --> 00:15:52,352 it's like a fake you talking. 394 00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,087 - Ah, no, there's not a fake me. 395 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,289 - It's like a persona. 396 00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,190 - I wouldn't say that there's a fake me. 397 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,592 I talk about my real life. 398 00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:58,560 It's really me. 399 00:15:58,593 --> 00:15:59,594 I don't have any filters. 400 00:15:59,627 --> 00:16:01,729 I vomit everything out. 401 00:16:01,763 --> 00:16:02,963 - Would you do that? 402 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:03,765 - Like in real life. - Why would you do that? 403 00:16:03,798 --> 00:16:04,532 - Because I do that. 404 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,669 - But when you're talking, you're not talking to anybody. 405 00:16:07,702 --> 00:16:08,603 - I'm talking to everybody. 406 00:16:08,636 --> 00:16:09,470 - That sounds lonely. 407 00:16:09,504 --> 00:16:10,505 - It's not lonely. 408 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,807 - Okay, let me ask you something. 409 00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:16,143 When you're selling soap to people, 410 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,745 you believe they should buy that? 411 00:16:17,779 --> 00:16:19,814 - No, but everybody knows that. 412 00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:23,484 Everybody knows, oh, that's just how she makes her money. 413 00:16:23,518 --> 00:16:24,919 Like, I'm so sorry. 414 00:16:24,953 --> 00:16:26,721 I'm really sorry for having a job. 415 00:16:26,754 --> 00:16:27,689 - But it's not just a job. 416 00:16:27,722 --> 00:16:28,489 It sounds like it's your life. 417 00:16:28,523 --> 00:16:29,557 - It is just a job. 418 00:16:29,591 --> 00:16:32,392 And I don't sell soap, I've never sold soap. 419 00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:33,293 - It's just a job. 420 00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:33,994 Why do you keep checking your phone? 421 00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:35,095 - I don't know. 422 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,263 I guess I'm just addicted to work. 423 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:48,442 - Still walking in the same line. 424 00:17:09,631 --> 00:17:10,598 - This is me. 425 00:17:14,602 --> 00:17:15,503 - Checks out. 426 00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:21,408 - So thank you for walking me home. 427 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:26,346 The conversation was really weird, but the safety was nice. 428 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:34,354 Bye. 429 00:19:54,095 --> 00:19:55,328 - Thank you. 430 00:20:08,109 --> 00:20:09,610 - Oh, bless you. 431 00:20:09,644 --> 00:20:13,480 - Okay, now you literally need to tell me everything. 432 00:20:13,514 --> 00:20:16,184 - So thank you for walking me home. 433 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,317 - No. 434 00:20:19,987 --> 00:20:21,388 He's cute. 435 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:22,724 - I suck and put my tongue in that. 436 00:20:22,757 --> 00:20:24,192 - Did he sleep over? 437 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,126 - Is he circumcised? 438 00:20:25,159 --> 00:20:26,794 - No, he walked me home. 439 00:20:26,828 --> 00:20:28,796 Why are you watching our ring footage? 440 00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:32,332 - Because I don't remember how I got home last night. 441 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,936 So I needed the reading footage to replenish my memory. 442 00:20:34,969 --> 00:20:36,204 - Yeah, you came home with me. 443 00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:38,206 Remember you were crying 'cause Jake Gillen all. 444 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,207 - Who's the dude, Cal? 445 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,608 - He's no one. 446 00:20:40,641 --> 00:20:43,111 He lives on a boat and he doesn't have a phone. 447 00:20:43,144 --> 00:20:43,978 He's super weird. 448 00:20:44,011 --> 00:20:45,113 - Callie. - What? 449 00:20:45,146 --> 00:20:46,147 - Did you look at it? 450 00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:47,280 - No. 451 00:20:49,217 --> 00:20:50,518 He peed on me. 452 00:20:52,186 --> 00:20:54,789 - I remember when a dude peed on me. 453 00:20:54,822 --> 00:20:56,124 That shit is different. 454 00:20:56,157 --> 00:20:58,526 - So we peed on each other in an alley. 455 00:20:58,559 --> 00:20:59,259 - Hot. 456 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:00,260 - So hot. - Really hot. 457 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:02,295 - Did you ask if he has any STDs? 458 00:21:03,164 --> 00:21:04,297 - Okay, so what's happening? 459 00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:06,033 - I will literally never see him again. 460 00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:06,968 - Bummer. 461 00:21:09,704 --> 00:21:12,774 - That Thomas guy messaged me again. 462 00:21:12,807 --> 00:21:14,274 - Hey, second date. 463 00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:16,476 - He asked me for pics. 464 00:21:16,511 --> 00:21:17,845 - Gross, always fucking pigs. 465 00:21:17,879 --> 00:21:19,781 - I know, but then he asked me out again. 466 00:21:19,814 --> 00:21:21,916 - We can't be rewarding that behavior. 467 00:21:21,949 --> 00:21:22,784 - But I feel- 468 00:21:22,817 --> 00:21:23,851 - No, Callie, no. 469 00:21:23,885 --> 00:21:25,219 - Okay, but maybe he was like drunk or something. 470 00:21:25,253 --> 00:21:26,486 - No, we don't make excuses for boys. 471 00:21:26,521 --> 00:21:29,757 - But like I could give him a second chance. 472 00:21:29,791 --> 00:21:30,558 - Yeah, maybe. 473 00:21:30,591 --> 00:21:32,292 - Not maybe, no. - Not maybe, no. 474 00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:33,161 - Gross, ew. 475 00:21:33,194 --> 00:21:34,427 - Oh, Dessa. 476 00:21:40,201 --> 00:21:41,301 - I'm gonna be alone forever. 477 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,137 - Not forever. 478 00:21:43,171 --> 00:21:44,071 Just for now. 479 00:22:16,204 --> 00:22:17,805 Oh my God. Yum. 480 00:22:17,839 --> 00:22:20,340 Okay, not only, fuck. 481 00:22:23,744 --> 00:22:24,779 Oh my God. Yum. 482 00:22:24,812 --> 00:22:27,849 Not only is Wow Walk so freaking good, you guys. 483 00:22:27,882 --> 00:22:30,585 It's made with all natural ingredients. 484 00:22:32,653 --> 00:22:33,386 Mmm. 485 00:23:00,348 --> 00:23:04,919 Sorry, I got stuck in traffic. 486 00:23:04,952 --> 00:23:05,586 - That's okay, hun. 487 00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:06,988 We're glad you made it. 488 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:12,593 - Why is Bella here? 489 00:23:12,627 --> 00:23:13,928 - Bella's basically part of the family now. 490 00:23:13,961 --> 00:23:16,097 - Emmet's girlfriend's not part of the family now. 491 00:23:16,130 --> 00:23:17,430 No offense, Bella. 492 00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:19,432 - I mean, like a little bit was definitely taken. 493 00:23:19,466 --> 00:23:21,269 - Yeah, don't be a dick, Callie. 494 00:23:21,302 --> 00:23:24,005 - Emmet, you don't think it's weird to bring your girlfriend 495 00:23:24,038 --> 00:23:24,872 in family therapy? 496 00:23:24,906 --> 00:23:25,539 - Mom brings Dan. 497 00:23:25,573 --> 00:23:26,908 He's not in the family. 498 00:23:26,941 --> 00:23:27,575 - Emmet. 499 00:23:27,608 --> 00:23:28,709 - That's okay, Margaret. 500 00:23:29,076 --> 00:23:32,546 I know that statement was meant to hurt Callie and not me. 501 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,682 - It's almost like you don't even need therapy anymore 502 00:23:34,715 --> 00:23:36,083 the way that you've mastered it, Dan. 503 00:23:36,117 --> 00:23:37,752 - Thank you, Callie. 504 00:23:37,785 --> 00:23:39,954 - Okay, are we all ready to start now? 505 00:23:41,622 --> 00:23:45,059 - I don't feel that I was overstepping 506 00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:46,627 and asking Emmet not to drink at the house. 507 00:23:46,661 --> 00:23:47,695 - I feel that it was messed up 508 00:23:47,728 --> 00:23:49,630 that you took our bottle, bruh. 509 00:23:49,664 --> 00:23:51,065 We paid bags for that shit. 510 00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:53,067 - I know that I shouldn't be here because I'm an adult 511 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:55,102 and I don't live with them and I don't give a shit 512 00:23:55,136 --> 00:23:56,604 if Emmet's fucked up. 513 00:23:56,637 --> 00:23:58,539 - It makes no sense to spend 3,500 a month in rent 514 00:23:58,572 --> 00:24:00,341 to live 15 minutes away from your house. 515 00:24:00,374 --> 00:24:01,709 And you should be around family 516 00:24:01,742 --> 00:24:03,443 in case you have another episode. 517 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:04,912 - Oh, you're not supposed to call it an episode. 518 00:24:04,946 --> 00:24:06,414 She's not supposed to call it an episode. 519 00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:07,982 - Margaret, we discussed this. 520 00:24:08,015 --> 00:24:09,850 Callie has the right to her own independence 521 00:24:09,884 --> 00:24:11,319 and she really doesn't have to be here 522 00:24:11,352 --> 00:24:12,186 if she doesn't want to. 523 00:24:12,219 --> 00:24:13,654 - She has to be here. 524 00:24:13,688 --> 00:24:15,523 And I feel like you're not the right fit for our family 525 00:24:15,556 --> 00:24:16,924 if you think that. 526 00:24:16,958 --> 00:24:18,192 - I'll just say low key. 527 00:24:18,225 --> 00:24:19,760 Like I would never live with my parents at 26. 528 00:24:19,794 --> 00:24:22,296 At 26, I'm gonna be like married, have two kids. 529 00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:23,431 I'm going to have my own makeup line. 530 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:24,932 I'm gonna have a house in the hills. 531 00:24:24,966 --> 00:24:27,234 - Yeah, I mean, her makeup shit is hiking and aesthetic bro. 532 00:24:27,268 --> 00:24:28,436 - Yeah. 533 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:29,770 But like Callie, you're not even married. 534 00:24:29,804 --> 00:24:31,072 So I guess it's just like a different situation. 535 00:24:31,105 --> 00:24:32,340 - Yeah, it's a completely different situation. 536 00:24:32,373 --> 00:24:33,174 I don't think she should be here. 537 00:24:33,207 --> 00:24:34,842 - Callie, that's enough. 538 00:24:34,875 --> 00:24:36,911 Bella's at the house every day and I barely see you 539 00:24:36,944 --> 00:24:39,213 except for Pilates therapy and birthday dinners. 540 00:24:39,246 --> 00:24:40,114 - That's a lot. 541 00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:41,481 I feel like that's a lot. 542 00:24:41,515 --> 00:24:42,817 - I'm worried about my daughter. 543 00:24:42,850 --> 00:24:44,385 All she does is work and she's not dating anybody. 544 00:24:44,418 --> 00:24:45,419 - So what? 545 00:24:45,586 --> 00:24:47,254 I should just like, settle for anyone? 546 00:24:51,058 --> 00:24:54,195 - Maybe now is a good time for us to take a group breath. 547 00:24:54,228 --> 00:24:55,196 - You know what? 548 00:24:55,229 --> 00:24:56,364 I was just going to suggest that. 549 00:24:56,397 --> 00:24:57,698 Dan, you are getting good at this. 550 00:24:57,732 --> 00:24:58,466 - My. 551 00:24:58,498 --> 00:24:59,667 - Okay, everyone. 552 00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:01,635 One hand on the heart, one on the belly. 553 00:25:01,669 --> 00:25:04,772 Deep breath in. 554 00:25:04,805 --> 00:25:05,439 Out. 555 00:25:07,908 --> 00:25:08,809 In. 556 00:25:10,478 --> 00:25:11,312 Out. 557 00:25:14,915 --> 00:25:15,549 Good. Good. 558 00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:16,717 One more time, in. 559 00:25:17,985 --> 00:25:19,053 Out. 560 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,255 Very good. 561 00:25:21,288 --> 00:25:22,189 Good. 562 00:25:27,461 --> 00:25:29,830 - I would never leave this family like that. 563 00:25:33,534 --> 00:25:38,773 ? I'm giving up if you wanna stay with me ? 564 00:25:40,007 --> 00:25:45,246 ? Baby you should go now ? 565 00:25:47,214 --> 00:25:52,653 ? I'm giving up if you wanna stay with me ? 566 00:25:52,953 --> 00:25:53,854 - Hot shot. 567 00:25:55,322 --> 00:25:56,223 Leo! 568 00:25:58,559 --> 00:25:59,393 Come on, man. 569 00:25:59,427 --> 00:26:00,261 We've got a charter. 570 00:26:00,294 --> 00:26:01,162 - That's today? 571 00:26:01,195 --> 00:26:02,496 - You didn't get my note. 572 00:26:02,531 --> 00:26:03,964 - Oh shit. 573 00:26:03,998 --> 00:26:05,466 Are you sure? 574 00:26:05,499 --> 00:26:06,434 - They should fire you. 575 00:26:06,467 --> 00:26:07,334 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 576 00:26:07,368 --> 00:26:08,269 We're good. 577 00:26:09,136 --> 00:26:10,337 I think it's tomorrow. 578 00:26:10,371 --> 00:26:11,305 It's... 579 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:13,874 It's today. 580 00:26:13,908 --> 00:26:14,875 It's my bad. 581 00:26:14,909 --> 00:26:17,144 - No, if you had a phone, I could text you. 582 00:26:17,178 --> 00:26:18,679 - I'd like to be surprised. 583 00:26:20,081 --> 00:26:21,315 - Wait on you, yeah. 584 00:26:21,348 --> 00:26:22,517 By the way, some lady 585 00:26:22,551 --> 00:26:23,751 came walking down the docks last night. 586 00:26:23,784 --> 00:26:25,086 I think she was looking for your boat. 587 00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:28,823 Couldn't tell the one you made the rose fells out. 588 00:26:28,856 --> 00:26:30,791 - It always stay like that. 589 00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:32,893 - Maybe a blonde. 590 00:26:32,927 --> 00:26:33,894 - Hey, guys. 591 00:26:33,928 --> 00:26:35,362 - Mr. Casta Nova, why don't you join us? 592 00:26:35,396 --> 00:26:36,565 - Well, Dusty, I gotta go to work. 593 00:26:36,597 --> 00:26:37,898 You remember what that's like? 594 00:26:37,932 --> 00:26:40,034 - Oh, I don't remember anything before yesterday. 595 00:26:40,067 --> 00:26:40,968 Maybe later. 596 00:26:41,001 --> 00:26:43,137 - You'll be passed out by seven. 597 00:26:43,170 --> 00:26:46,207 - Not if I have to keep listening to music 598 00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,708 coming from this guy. 599 00:26:47,741 --> 00:26:50,444 - Believe me, you want the music loud. 600 00:26:50,478 --> 00:26:51,312 - Okay, thanks, guys. 601 00:26:51,345 --> 00:26:52,646 I'll see you later. 602 00:26:57,852 --> 00:26:59,720 - What do I have to lose? 603 00:26:59,753 --> 00:27:01,489 The guy already asked me for nudes 604 00:27:01,523 --> 00:27:04,658 so expectations are low, you guys. 605 00:27:04,692 --> 00:27:06,794 Expectations are low on this one. 606 00:27:27,648 --> 00:27:29,350 - Would you like another water? 607 00:27:30,251 --> 00:27:30,985 - I'm sorry, what? 608 00:27:31,018 --> 00:27:32,820 - Would you like another water? 609 00:27:33,454 --> 00:27:34,655 - Oh, sure. 610 00:27:34,688 --> 00:27:35,524 Thank you. 611 00:27:35,557 --> 00:27:36,625 - Of course. 612 00:27:36,657 --> 00:27:39,226 And we are still waiting on one more? 613 00:27:39,260 --> 00:27:40,529 - Yeah. 614 00:27:40,562 --> 00:27:42,696 I think it should just be a couple minutes. 615 00:27:42,730 --> 00:27:44,098 - No problem. 616 00:27:44,131 --> 00:27:46,867 There is a 90-minute limit on the tables. 617 00:27:46,901 --> 00:27:49,737 But seriously, no rush. 618 00:27:57,546 --> 00:27:58,846 - Hey, thanks, Tom. 619 00:28:27,642 --> 00:28:28,742 - Hey. 620 00:28:30,477 --> 00:28:31,378 - Hi. - Hi. 621 00:28:33,981 --> 00:28:34,949 You're the girl that peed on me. 622 00:28:34,982 --> 00:28:36,518 - Yeah, say that a little louder. 623 00:28:36,551 --> 00:28:37,619 - She peed on me. - No, I don't. 624 00:28:37,652 --> 00:28:38,653 I don't pee on people. 625 00:28:38,687 --> 00:28:39,588 I don't. - No, she peed on me. 626 00:28:39,621 --> 00:28:41,288 - I don't pee on people. 627 00:28:41,322 --> 00:28:42,489 - Are you eating alone? 628 00:28:45,292 --> 00:28:46,193 - Yup. 629 00:28:47,962 --> 00:28:48,630 Yeah. 630 00:28:48,663 --> 00:28:50,731 Can't a woman eat alone? 631 00:28:56,303 --> 00:28:57,338 - Well, I could eat. 632 00:29:04,278 --> 00:29:05,379 - It's okay. 633 00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:06,380 I was gonna leave anyways. 634 00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:07,616 I don't really feel alone. 635 00:29:07,649 --> 00:29:08,749 Yeah. 636 00:29:09,416 --> 00:29:12,721 - Well now I'm eating alone. 637 00:29:12,753 --> 00:29:14,221 Now I'm sad eating alone. 638 00:29:20,528 --> 00:29:21,428 - Okay. 639 00:29:24,498 --> 00:29:26,133 Sure. 640 00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:27,067 - Yeah? 641 00:29:46,721 --> 00:29:47,821 - Sorry. 642 00:29:48,690 --> 00:29:49,624 I'm almost done. 643 00:29:49,658 --> 00:29:50,824 - Oh, okay. 644 00:29:53,762 --> 00:29:54,862 - Okay, done. 645 00:29:55,863 --> 00:29:57,231 - Not done. 646 00:29:57,264 --> 00:29:57,898 Was almost done. 647 00:29:57,931 --> 00:30:00,234 - Yeah, okay. - Okay. 648 00:30:00,267 --> 00:30:01,302 - Okay, I'm done. 649 00:30:04,104 --> 00:30:05,005 Done. 650 00:30:06,907 --> 00:30:08,842 - You're seriously addicted. 651 00:30:08,876 --> 00:30:10,144 - I'm not addicted. 652 00:30:10,177 --> 00:30:11,078 Look. 653 00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:13,047 - Oh, for me? 654 00:30:13,782 --> 00:30:14,616 - Sure. - Yeah? 655 00:30:14,649 --> 00:30:15,550 - Yeah. 656 00:30:17,686 --> 00:30:19,153 - I'm just gonna put it right there. 657 00:30:19,186 --> 00:30:19,788 - Totally fine. 658 00:30:19,820 --> 00:30:20,921 - It's totally fine. 659 00:30:20,954 --> 00:30:22,022 We're good. 660 00:30:24,391 --> 00:30:25,459 So who's the guy? 661 00:30:26,293 --> 00:30:27,294 - What guy? 662 00:30:27,328 --> 00:30:29,229 - The guy who's supposed to be sitting here. 663 00:30:29,263 --> 00:30:30,364 - Oh, well... 664 00:30:32,333 --> 00:30:33,867 He's this guy. 665 00:30:33,901 --> 00:30:35,936 We went on one date and it was actually really good 666 00:30:35,969 --> 00:30:37,338 and then it got weird at the end. 667 00:30:37,371 --> 00:30:39,808 And then he messaged me again and I was like, 668 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,643 okay, well maybe I'll give him a second chance 669 00:30:41,676 --> 00:30:42,876 because maybe he was having an off day 670 00:30:42,910 --> 00:30:44,044 when he asked me for nudes. 671 00:30:44,078 --> 00:30:45,012 But I don't think he's gonna- 672 00:30:45,045 --> 00:30:46,146 - But he asked you for nudes. 673 00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:48,882 - Yeah, and that part was weird. 674 00:30:48,916 --> 00:30:49,950 I know that part was weird. 675 00:30:49,983 --> 00:30:51,051 - Did you send them? 676 00:30:51,085 --> 00:30:52,520 - No, oh my God. No. 677 00:30:52,554 --> 00:30:53,555 I'm looking for love. 678 00:30:53,588 --> 00:30:55,590 Not starting an OnlyFans. 679 00:30:55,623 --> 00:30:58,492 - What's an OnlyFans? 680 00:30:58,526 --> 00:31:01,061 - It's like a sex thing. 681 00:31:01,095 --> 00:31:02,429 It's like an online sex thing 682 00:31:02,463 --> 00:31:04,998 or I guess they send me an email being like, 683 00:31:05,032 --> 00:31:06,066 "We have a violinist. 684 00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:07,067 It's not just sex." 685 00:31:07,201 --> 00:31:10,037 But everybody knows it's purely sex. 686 00:31:20,749 --> 00:31:22,349 - Are you good? - Hmm? 687 00:31:22,383 --> 00:31:24,819 - You okay? - Yeah. 688 00:31:24,853 --> 00:31:26,019 Yeah, I'm just, 689 00:31:26,053 --> 00:31:27,254 I feel like I'm just a little hyper aware 690 00:31:27,287 --> 00:31:28,989 because I feel like he might have texted me 691 00:31:29,022 --> 00:31:30,324 saying he's still coming 692 00:31:30,357 --> 00:31:32,192 and then he is gonna walk in and see me with you 693 00:31:32,226 --> 00:31:34,228 and he's gonna cause a scene. 694 00:31:34,261 --> 00:31:36,664 And the only thing that's on the menu that's gluten-free 695 00:31:36,698 --> 00:31:38,232 and dairy-free is a side salad. 696 00:31:38,265 --> 00:31:40,134 So I'm just imagining him running in, 697 00:31:40,167 --> 00:31:42,403 making a scene and I'm sitting here in a restaurant 698 00:31:42,436 --> 00:31:44,672 eating a side salad and that would look 699 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,074 really fucking obnoxious. 700 00:31:47,107 --> 00:31:49,778 - So you're allergic to gluten and dairy? 701 00:31:49,811 --> 00:31:51,979 - No, I just, I only eat it on Saturdays 702 00:31:52,012 --> 00:31:53,715 and the third Wednesday of every month. 703 00:31:53,748 --> 00:31:54,682 - Why only the third Wednesday? 704 00:31:54,716 --> 00:31:56,150 - That's when I get my period. 705 00:31:58,252 --> 00:31:59,521 - Okay. 706 00:31:59,554 --> 00:32:01,589 Well I think that you should order whatever you want, Callie 707 00:32:01,623 --> 00:32:02,690 'cause nobody gives a shit. 708 00:32:02,724 --> 00:32:04,057 - Everybody gives a shit. 709 00:32:04,091 --> 00:32:05,492 - Nobody gives a shit. 710 00:32:05,527 --> 00:32:06,493 - I give a shit. 711 00:32:06,528 --> 00:32:07,161 - Then stop. 712 00:32:07,194 --> 00:32:08,262 Just stop giving a shit. 713 00:32:08,295 --> 00:32:09,263 - I can't just stop giving a shit. 714 00:32:09,296 --> 00:32:10,565 - Yes you can. 715 00:32:10,598 --> 00:32:12,332 I think you only care 'cause you think everybody else cares. 716 00:32:12,366 --> 00:32:15,637 - Well, I mean, people like, look at me. 717 00:32:15,670 --> 00:32:16,871 - People look at you? - Yeah. 718 00:32:16,905 --> 00:32:17,739 - Who? 719 00:32:17,772 --> 00:32:18,907 Who in here? 720 00:32:18,939 --> 00:32:19,940 I'm the only person you're looking at. 721 00:32:20,140 --> 00:32:22,142 - Okay, that guy's literally filming me. 722 00:32:25,412 --> 00:32:26,447 - I'm just gonna... 723 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:27,515 - No, can you please, don't do that. 724 00:32:27,549 --> 00:32:28,583 Please don't do that. 725 00:32:28,616 --> 00:32:29,717 - Pardon me. 726 00:32:29,751 --> 00:32:31,084 Hi. Sorry. - Hi. 727 00:32:31,118 --> 00:32:32,419 - Are you filming her? 728 00:32:34,354 --> 00:32:36,825 - No, I just can't really see my menu. 729 00:32:36,858 --> 00:32:39,493 It's kinda dark in here, so I was... 730 00:32:39,527 --> 00:32:42,262 I wouldn't be filming her. 731 00:32:42,296 --> 00:32:43,096 - Right. 732 00:32:43,297 --> 00:32:45,332 - That'd be weird. - That would be weird. 733 00:32:45,733 --> 00:32:47,067 Sorry, thank you. 734 00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:48,837 Enjoy your dinner. 735 00:32:48,870 --> 00:32:51,038 The simone salad is wonderful. 736 00:32:51,972 --> 00:32:53,140 Excuse me. 737 00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:54,742 Hi. 738 00:32:54,776 --> 00:32:55,710 Hi, good evening. 739 00:32:55,743 --> 00:32:56,678 Sorry to interrupt your dinner. 740 00:32:56,711 --> 00:32:59,614 Do you know this young woman? 741 00:32:59,647 --> 00:33:00,548 - No. 742 00:33:02,015 --> 00:33:03,183 - Yeah, I'm not her date by the way. 743 00:33:03,217 --> 00:33:04,686 Her dates stood her up. 744 00:33:04,719 --> 00:33:05,653 I'm just sort of a- - Oh no. 745 00:33:05,687 --> 00:33:08,388 - Kinda like a stand-in date. 746 00:33:08,422 --> 00:33:09,958 - Sorry. - Yeah. 747 00:33:09,990 --> 00:33:11,225 Enjoy your dinner. 748 00:33:11,258 --> 00:33:12,159 Sorry. 749 00:33:13,895 --> 00:33:14,995 Well. 750 00:33:16,163 --> 00:33:17,899 - Yeah, that's hilarious. 751 00:33:17,932 --> 00:33:18,933 No one cares about me. 752 00:33:18,967 --> 00:33:20,400 That's really funny. 753 00:33:20,434 --> 00:33:21,268 - No, that's not. 754 00:33:21,301 --> 00:33:23,170 I'm just saying that people 755 00:33:23,203 --> 00:33:25,038 are only thinking about themselves. 756 00:33:25,072 --> 00:33:26,608 Like you shouldn't care so much. 757 00:33:26,641 --> 00:33:27,809 - Yeah, until they're not. 758 00:33:27,842 --> 00:33:30,043 And they're posting Instagrams of you eating sour cream 759 00:33:30,077 --> 00:33:31,345 on your taco saying you're hypocrite 760 00:33:31,378 --> 00:33:32,680 'cause you say you don't need dairy. 761 00:33:32,714 --> 00:33:35,048 And then apparently, did you know Mexican food? 762 00:33:35,082 --> 00:33:37,150 Like real Mexican food doesn't have sour creams? 763 00:33:37,184 --> 00:33:38,686 - Everybody knows it. - So. 764 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,421 Okay well, apparently, it's cultural appropriation 765 00:33:41,455 --> 00:33:42,790 if you put sour cream on your taco, 766 00:33:42,824 --> 00:33:44,859 so then you start getting death threats in your DMs 767 00:33:44,893 --> 00:33:46,728 because you're insensitive. 768 00:33:46,761 --> 00:33:48,530 - Wow. - Yeah. 769 00:33:48,563 --> 00:33:49,731 Thank you. 770 00:33:49,764 --> 00:33:52,065 I had to post an apology video and then they tore that 771 00:33:52,099 --> 00:33:53,535 to shreds because I smiled at the end. 772 00:33:53,568 --> 00:33:55,603 - Well Callie, why would you even do it then? 773 00:33:55,637 --> 00:33:56,303 Why do any of this? 774 00:33:56,336 --> 00:33:57,639 It doesn't seem worth it. 775 00:33:57,672 --> 00:33:59,439 - I mean it is worth it. 776 00:33:59,473 --> 00:34:01,208 Look, I'm not just a clout chaser. 777 00:34:01,241 --> 00:34:03,076 It's like a means to an end. 778 00:34:03,110 --> 00:34:03,978 It's a vehicle. 779 00:34:04,012 --> 00:34:05,312 I wanna host my own show. 780 00:34:05,345 --> 00:34:08,215 You have to be someone before you can be someone. 781 00:34:08,248 --> 00:34:09,416 - You wanna host your own show? 782 00:34:09,449 --> 00:34:10,350 - Yeah. 783 00:34:11,986 --> 00:34:12,987 - That's really cool. 784 00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:16,323 - Yeah, that would be really cool if it ever happened. 785 00:34:20,193 --> 00:34:21,428 - Hey, Maria. 786 00:34:21,461 --> 00:34:22,095 I'm sorry. 787 00:34:22,129 --> 00:34:22,964 - Wait, you know her? 788 00:34:22,997 --> 00:34:24,398 - Yeah. 789 00:34:24,431 --> 00:34:29,202 Can we get a bottle of your finest cheapest cap? 790 00:34:29,236 --> 00:34:30,070 - The mythic blend? 791 00:34:30,103 --> 00:34:30,939 - Mythic blend. 792 00:34:30,972 --> 00:34:32,439 Yeah, that's the one. 793 00:34:32,472 --> 00:34:34,308 And then can we get a margarita pizza but with a pesto base 794 00:34:34,341 --> 00:34:36,176 instead of the olive. 795 00:34:36,209 --> 00:34:37,377 And then let's do a side of Parmesan fries. 796 00:34:37,411 --> 00:34:38,680 We'll separate the Parmesan, 797 00:34:38,713 --> 00:34:40,715 we'll do the Javier sauce extra with that. 798 00:34:40,748 --> 00:34:41,950 And let's do a side of wings 799 00:34:41,983 --> 00:34:45,820 and a gluten-free, dairy-free side salad. 800 00:34:48,990 --> 00:34:49,891 - You can... 801 00:34:49,924 --> 00:34:50,725 I don't need the side salad. 802 00:34:50,758 --> 00:34:51,693 - Okay. - Thank you. 803 00:34:51,726 --> 00:34:52,627 - Is that all? 804 00:34:54,161 --> 00:34:56,296 - Yeah, thank you. - Okay. 805 00:34:59,266 --> 00:35:01,368 - You order like a child. 806 00:35:01,401 --> 00:35:03,504 - They have a good ice cream here too. 807 00:35:04,973 --> 00:35:06,074 - So like personal style 808 00:35:06,106 --> 00:35:07,976 is different than like being trendy. 809 00:35:08,009 --> 00:35:10,143 So like, you can have personal style 810 00:35:10,177 --> 00:35:11,713 but doesn't necessarily follow trends. 811 00:35:11,746 --> 00:35:13,347 But if you're trendy, you're like following the trends 812 00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:15,516 but you don't necessarily have personal style. 813 00:35:15,550 --> 00:35:17,018 So it depends if you wanna be trendy 814 00:35:17,051 --> 00:35:18,786 or you wanna have personal style. 815 00:35:18,820 --> 00:35:19,654 - Right. 816 00:35:19,687 --> 00:35:20,788 - So I would say like, 817 00:35:20,822 --> 00:35:22,090 you have personal style 'cause you're not trendy. 818 00:35:22,122 --> 00:35:22,824 - Thank you. - It's not a bad thing. 819 00:35:22,857 --> 00:35:23,691 - I'm not, oh. 820 00:35:23,725 --> 00:35:24,592 - Whenever you're ready. 821 00:35:24,626 --> 00:35:25,893 - Thank you. - Thank you, thank you. 822 00:35:25,927 --> 00:35:27,127 No, I got it, I got it. 823 00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:28,029 - No, you weren't even supposed to be here. 824 00:35:28,062 --> 00:35:28,930 It's fine. - No, no. 825 00:35:28,963 --> 00:35:30,163 - No, it's seriously fine. 826 00:35:30,197 --> 00:35:31,431 - All right, let's split it. 827 00:35:31,465 --> 00:35:32,567 - I will still think you are a big strong man. 828 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:33,868 - No, let's split it. - Relax. Relax. 829 00:35:33,901 --> 00:35:36,104 - Let's do half cash and then half. 830 00:35:36,136 --> 00:35:37,237 Thank you. 831 00:35:37,905 --> 00:35:38,906 That's very sweet. 832 00:35:38,940 --> 00:35:40,474 - Can I have my phone back? 833 00:35:40,508 --> 00:35:43,111 Because I think my mom has probably texted me like 95 times. 834 00:35:43,143 --> 00:35:45,847 Maybe even filed a missing person's report by now. 835 00:35:47,214 --> 00:35:48,850 - This is why I don't have a phone. 836 00:35:48,883 --> 00:35:49,984 - So my mom can't text you? 837 00:35:50,018 --> 00:35:51,686 - No, because... 838 00:35:52,887 --> 00:35:54,321 I've met people like you. 839 00:35:54,354 --> 00:35:55,556 - People like me. 840 00:35:55,590 --> 00:35:58,291 - And you can barely hold a conversation. 841 00:35:58,325 --> 00:36:00,494 - I can barely? - It's not your fault. 842 00:36:00,528 --> 00:36:01,763 - I'm very easily holding a conversation. 843 00:36:01,796 --> 00:36:02,797 - It's the phone's fault. 844 00:36:02,830 --> 00:36:04,464 - Some people don't have anything in common, 845 00:36:04,498 --> 00:36:06,433 so there's nothing to talk about but that's not my fault. 846 00:36:06,466 --> 00:36:07,802 This is sort of like one of those 847 00:36:07,835 --> 00:36:09,570 two-way street kinda thing. 848 00:36:09,604 --> 00:36:10,538 Thank you. 849 00:36:14,207 --> 00:36:15,442 It's not your fault. 850 00:36:33,393 --> 00:36:34,227 - What's happened? 851 00:36:34,261 --> 00:36:35,228 Is the world ending? 852 00:36:35,262 --> 00:36:37,065 - The world has ended. - Mm. 853 00:36:40,768 --> 00:36:41,669 - What? 854 00:36:44,539 --> 00:36:45,439 What? 855 00:36:46,373 --> 00:36:48,341 - I bet you couldn't go a day without it. 856 00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:50,343 - I could very easily do that. 857 00:36:51,512 --> 00:36:52,146 - Mm? 858 00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:53,081 - I could. 859 00:36:53,114 --> 00:36:54,182 I could very easily do that. 860 00:36:54,214 --> 00:36:55,850 - Mm. - It wouldn't be a problem. 861 00:36:58,720 --> 00:36:59,620 - Huh? 862 00:37:02,123 --> 00:37:03,091 Prove it. 863 00:37:03,124 --> 00:37:04,291 - How would I prove that? 864 00:37:04,324 --> 00:37:05,793 - Meet me tomorrow. 865 00:37:05,827 --> 00:37:07,227 No phone. 866 00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:08,830 - You're serious? - I'm serious. 867 00:37:08,863 --> 00:37:09,764 - Meet me 868 00:37:11,766 --> 00:37:16,003 at this address at 2 PM 869 00:37:16,037 --> 00:37:19,006 with no phone. 870 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,176 - Are you asking me out? 871 00:37:23,044 --> 00:37:27,048 Or is this a weird experiment that you're gonna do on me? 872 00:37:27,081 --> 00:37:28,482 - Just show up. 873 00:37:28,516 --> 00:37:29,984 - Okay, I'm not gonna just show up at a random address 874 00:37:30,017 --> 00:37:32,787 because that's an insane thing to expect me to do. 875 00:37:32,820 --> 00:37:33,654 - It's not insane. 876 00:37:33,688 --> 00:37:34,321 - It is insane. 877 00:37:34,354 --> 00:37:35,223 - Hey, Callie. 878 00:37:35,288 --> 00:37:36,124 - Yes? 879 00:37:36,157 --> 00:37:37,257 - Just show up. 880 00:37:41,062 --> 00:37:43,798 - I have had a lovely time. 881 00:37:43,831 --> 00:37:45,432 We should do this again. 882 00:37:46,266 --> 00:37:47,568 - I think you're a phone addict. 883 00:37:47,602 --> 00:37:50,538 - I think you are a napkin addict. 884 00:37:52,006 --> 00:37:53,107 - I'll see you tomorrow. 885 00:37:53,141 --> 00:37:54,474 - Bye, Leo. 886 00:37:54,509 --> 00:37:55,510 - 2 PM. 887 00:38:00,882 --> 00:38:01,649 - Okay, Callie. 888 00:38:01,682 --> 00:38:03,416 You have to go. - I can't go. 889 00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:05,853 - I mean, it kind of is the perfect narrative for your page. 890 00:38:05,887 --> 00:38:09,422 Like, I got peed on by a guy who lives on a boat, 891 00:38:09,456 --> 00:38:11,291 completely outside of modern society. 892 00:38:11,324 --> 00:38:12,994 So now I'm gonna go live in his wall 893 00:38:13,027 --> 00:38:13,961 and try and fall in love. 894 00:38:13,995 --> 00:38:15,596 I mean, my God. 895 00:38:15,630 --> 00:38:16,597 It's so you. 896 00:38:16,631 --> 00:38:17,799 - Yeah. 897 00:38:17,832 --> 00:38:18,900 And you're dwindling following of Ava Kelly fan girl 898 00:38:18,933 --> 00:38:19,700 is gonna eat that shit up. 899 00:38:19,734 --> 00:38:20,601 - Yes. - Yeah, that was harsh. 900 00:38:20,635 --> 00:38:21,301 - It was? 901 00:38:21,334 --> 00:38:22,435 - No, it's not dwindling. 902 00:38:22,469 --> 00:38:23,905 - Oh, it's not growing. 903 00:38:23,938 --> 00:38:26,274 - So wait, you just want me to use this man for my page? 904 00:38:26,306 --> 00:38:28,109 - I just want you to find love in all this place. 905 00:38:28,142 --> 00:38:30,144 - You literally use every single man 906 00:38:30,178 --> 00:38:31,712 that you meet for your page. 907 00:38:32,713 --> 00:38:36,617 - But I don't go into it saying that I'm gonna use them. 908 00:38:36,651 --> 00:38:38,653 - Okay, we're gonna let that lie. 909 00:38:38,686 --> 00:38:39,587 - Lie. 910 00:38:39,620 --> 00:38:40,521 - I don't. 911 00:38:43,524 --> 00:38:44,959 He wouldn't agree to it. 912 00:38:44,992 --> 00:38:45,827 - How would he know? 913 00:38:45,860 --> 00:38:46,527 - Nobody's gonna know. 914 00:38:46,561 --> 00:38:47,795 - They're gonna know how. 915 00:38:47,829 --> 00:38:49,230 - How would they know? - How would they know? 916 00:38:49,263 --> 00:38:50,430 - Oh my God. 917 00:38:50,463 --> 00:38:51,999 - Okay, but seriously, how would he know? 918 00:38:52,033 --> 00:38:54,268 - Just literally make videos about how this guy lives. 919 00:38:54,302 --> 00:38:55,335 People are gonna love it. 920 00:38:55,368 --> 00:38:56,637 - Oh, I'm gonna follow you. 921 00:38:56,671 --> 00:38:59,439 - Especially if he scraps his boat shirtless. 922 00:38:59,472 --> 00:39:00,908 - Yeah, people are so horny. 923 00:39:00,942 --> 00:39:02,342 - I am. - I am. 924 00:39:02,375 --> 00:39:03,778 - I'm asexual. 925 00:39:03,811 --> 00:39:06,413 - I'm really into girls and never guys. 926 00:39:09,349 --> 00:39:10,417 - Hi guys. 927 00:39:10,450 --> 00:39:11,786 Against my better judgment, 928 00:39:11,819 --> 00:39:16,791 I'm gonna be doing something kinda crazy, kinda wild. 929 00:39:16,958 --> 00:39:19,227 So I met this guy after he peed on my feet. 930 00:39:19,260 --> 00:39:21,361 Well he didn't mean to pee on my feet, 931 00:39:21,394 --> 00:39:24,599 like we peed on each other's feet in an alleyway. 932 00:39:25,666 --> 00:39:28,970 Anyways, I'm gonna be completely off my phone tomorrow. 933 00:39:29,003 --> 00:39:30,238 Not even a story. 934 00:39:30,271 --> 00:39:31,272 I know. 935 00:39:31,505 --> 00:39:33,808 I know, it's like a whole new world for me. 936 00:39:34,275 --> 00:39:35,910 I think it'll be good though. 937 00:39:35,943 --> 00:39:39,113 Maybe you guys should do it with me, I don't know. 938 00:39:39,146 --> 00:39:40,882 Anyways, I love you, all. 939 00:39:40,915 --> 00:39:42,116 I'm gonna miss you. 940 00:39:43,751 --> 00:39:44,652 Bye. 941 00:39:45,953 --> 00:39:46,854 Bye. 942 00:39:47,855 --> 00:39:49,422 Bye. 943 00:40:09,442 --> 00:40:10,811 So is this it? 944 00:40:11,946 --> 00:40:13,814 - Hm? - Is this it? 945 00:40:13,848 --> 00:40:14,949 This is all we do? 946 00:40:14,982 --> 00:40:16,250 - What do you mean? 947 00:40:16,284 --> 00:40:18,418 - We just pedal around for an hour and then we go back in? 948 00:40:18,451 --> 00:40:19,587 - No, no. 949 00:40:19,620 --> 00:40:24,358 We are together at a lake. 950 00:40:24,392 --> 00:40:25,993 Enjoying it. 951 00:40:26,027 --> 00:40:27,094 - Yeah. 952 00:40:27,128 --> 00:40:28,529 - Right? - Right. 953 00:40:28,562 --> 00:40:30,231 - On a beautiful day. 954 00:40:30,264 --> 00:40:31,832 What more could you ask for? 955 00:40:34,302 --> 00:40:35,603 - Can't believe you'd take me on a boat 956 00:40:35,636 --> 00:40:37,470 a month after I tell you I don't like swans. 957 00:40:37,505 --> 00:40:38,973 - Okay, I looked it up online 958 00:40:39,006 --> 00:40:41,142 and it said this was a good date idea. 959 00:40:41,175 --> 00:40:42,510 - For who? Birds? 960 00:40:42,543 --> 00:40:44,812 - For couples who spend time together. 961 00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:51,018 - So, did you boat any rich people yesterday? 962 00:40:52,019 --> 00:40:52,753 - I did, I did. 963 00:40:52,787 --> 00:40:54,755 I boated a bunch of rich people. 964 00:40:54,789 --> 00:40:57,024 Did you video about stretchy pants? 965 00:40:57,058 --> 00:40:58,392 - Stretchy, no. 966 00:40:58,426 --> 00:40:59,760 Guacamole. 967 00:40:59,794 --> 00:41:00,928 - Stretchy pants guacamole? 968 00:41:00,962 --> 00:41:02,730 - No, just guacamole. 969 00:41:02,763 --> 00:41:03,764 - Guacamole, that's not bad. 970 00:41:03,798 --> 00:41:05,199 - Yeah, but it's kinda unsettling 971 00:41:05,232 --> 00:41:07,068 'cause the guac doesn't turn brown. 972 00:41:07,101 --> 00:41:07,935 - Doesn't turn brown. 973 00:41:07,969 --> 00:41:09,370 - Hm-mm. 974 00:41:09,403 --> 00:41:10,504 For hours. 975 00:41:11,172 --> 00:41:13,007 - Did you just type a couple words on the keyboard 976 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:16,310 and find the first thing that popped up and here we are? 977 00:41:16,344 --> 00:41:17,545 - Oh my God. 978 00:41:17,578 --> 00:41:18,980 I tried to do one nice thing for you dude. 979 00:41:19,013 --> 00:41:21,449 One nice thing for you and I can't even be appreciated. 980 00:41:21,481 --> 00:41:22,516 - Why would you say that? 981 00:41:22,550 --> 00:41:23,617 Are you gaslighting me? 982 00:41:23,651 --> 00:41:25,019 I'm being gaslit. 983 00:41:25,052 --> 00:41:25,886 - Oh my god. 984 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:26,721 I don't even know what that means. 985 00:41:26,754 --> 00:41:28,222 - So how does it feel? 986 00:41:28,255 --> 00:41:29,156 - What? 987 00:41:29,857 --> 00:41:31,692 - Being free from your phone. 988 00:41:31,726 --> 00:41:32,626 - Oh. 989 00:41:37,398 --> 00:41:38,833 Oh fuck. 990 00:41:38,866 --> 00:41:39,767 It's fine. 991 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,670 - I am so fucking sick of you, Sam. 992 00:41:42,703 --> 00:41:43,637 How many times are we gonna have 993 00:41:43,671 --> 00:41:45,306 the same fucking conversation? 994 00:41:45,339 --> 00:41:46,507 - No, no, no. 995 00:41:46,540 --> 00:41:47,475 You don't get to be sick of my shit, okay? 996 00:41:47,508 --> 00:41:48,943 'Cause I'm sick of your shit. 997 00:41:48,976 --> 00:41:51,579 - You know, I haven't seen my friends in like two weeks? 998 00:41:51,612 --> 00:41:52,646 - All right, guys, I'm just gonna break this- 999 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,582 - You also haven't seen me, Grace. 1000 00:41:54,615 --> 00:41:56,984 - I see you every fucking day. 1001 00:41:57,018 --> 00:41:59,120 - But you don't see me. 1002 00:41:59,153 --> 00:41:59,987 - You're insane. 1003 00:42:00,021 --> 00:42:00,654 You are an insane- 1004 00:42:00,688 --> 00:42:02,056 - All right, guys. 1005 00:42:02,089 --> 00:42:03,357 I'm just gonna try to separate the boat a little bit. 1006 00:42:03,391 --> 00:42:04,225 - Clinical depression. - Oh my god. 1007 00:42:04,258 --> 00:42:05,359 Here we go. 1008 00:42:05,393 --> 00:42:06,694 - Four anxiety disorders and necrophobia 1009 00:42:06,727 --> 00:42:08,662 so yeah, I need some extra support from my partner. 1010 00:42:08,696 --> 00:42:09,930 - Well I have anxiety too. 1011 00:42:09,964 --> 00:42:11,632 I'm just not going around bragging about it. 1012 00:42:11,665 --> 00:42:12,533 - I'm not bragging. 1013 00:42:12,566 --> 00:42:13,734 I'm sharing my affliction. 1014 00:42:13,768 --> 00:42:15,069 It's called being an open book. 1015 00:42:15,102 --> 00:42:17,538 My therapist says to do it to prevent inner decay. 1016 00:42:17,571 --> 00:42:19,240 - Okay, but when you are coming up to my father 1017 00:42:19,273 --> 00:42:21,642 the first time you meet him and you say, "Hi, I'm Sam. 1018 00:42:21,675 --> 00:42:23,110 I have necrophilia." 1019 00:42:23,144 --> 00:42:24,045 Like don't- - Oh my God. 1020 00:42:24,078 --> 00:42:26,080 I'm not a necrophiliac, I'm necrophobic. 1021 00:42:26,113 --> 00:42:27,314 - Well, I'm sorry that my dad thinks 1022 00:42:27,348 --> 00:42:28,282 you have sex with dead people. 1023 00:42:28,315 --> 00:42:29,250 - Oh, don't say dead people. 1024 00:42:29,283 --> 00:42:30,651 It scares me. - Oh my God! 1025 00:42:30,684 --> 00:42:34,155 - You never remember to refill the coffee pot. 1026 00:42:34,188 --> 00:42:35,222 - No, what? 1027 00:42:35,423 --> 00:42:39,860 - That's your only refilling job and it's always empty. 1028 00:42:40,928 --> 00:42:41,829 Yeah! 1029 00:42:42,663 --> 00:42:44,098 - Well you have dead manners. 1030 00:42:44,131 --> 00:42:45,199 - How dare you. 1031 00:42:45,232 --> 00:42:48,602 - Look Sam, you are crazy, it's contagious. 1032 00:42:48,636 --> 00:42:49,770 - Oh, no. 1033 00:42:49,804 --> 00:42:52,473 Everybody, don't catch my crazy. 1034 00:42:52,507 --> 00:42:53,741 - You're screaming right into my ear. 1035 00:42:53,774 --> 00:42:54,975 You're screaming right into my ear. 1036 00:42:55,009 --> 00:42:56,577 - Okay, I was trying to get a point across. 1037 00:42:56,610 --> 00:42:57,546 Because if I don't raise my volume, 1038 00:42:57,578 --> 00:42:59,113 it's like I don't even exist. 1039 00:42:59,146 --> 00:43:00,714 - You buy Jim any bagels. 1040 00:43:00,748 --> 00:43:02,316 - I do? - Yeah. 1041 00:43:02,349 --> 00:43:03,417 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1042 00:43:03,451 --> 00:43:04,485 You're selfish when you buy bagels 1043 00:43:04,519 --> 00:43:07,522 with the money for our children. 1044 00:43:07,556 --> 00:43:08,789 - For our children? 1045 00:43:08,823 --> 00:43:10,091 For our children? 1046 00:43:10,124 --> 00:43:12,059 - This is the most riled up I've seen you in years. 1047 00:43:12,093 --> 00:43:12,993 - Oh my god, no. 1048 00:43:13,027 --> 00:43:14,762 I get passionate when I watch tennis. 1049 00:43:14,795 --> 00:43:15,963 And you know that. 1050 00:43:15,996 --> 00:43:17,532 - You spend all day in the shower, 1051 00:43:17,566 --> 00:43:20,334 but when you come out, your hair's dry. 1052 00:43:20,367 --> 00:43:21,635 - What am I doing in there? 1053 00:43:21,669 --> 00:43:22,504 - I don't know. 1054 00:43:26,508 --> 00:43:28,075 - Pedal me back in. 1055 00:43:28,109 --> 00:43:33,347 - I will sink this boat before I do another thing for you. 1056 00:43:33,681 --> 00:43:34,782 - I dare you. 1057 00:43:37,451 --> 00:43:38,285 What are you doing? 1058 00:43:38,319 --> 00:43:39,220 You're insane. 1059 00:43:40,121 --> 00:43:40,921 You're insane. 1060 00:43:40,955 --> 00:43:43,023 Stop. - I will drown you. 1061 00:43:43,057 --> 00:43:44,024 - Oh, okay. 1062 00:43:45,459 --> 00:43:46,660 Oh my God. 1063 00:43:46,694 --> 00:43:48,062 Oh my God. 1064 00:43:48,095 --> 00:43:49,864 - I will drown you. 1065 00:43:53,634 --> 00:43:54,735 - It's enough. 1066 00:43:54,768 --> 00:43:57,606 Lake water must stand the lake my guy. 1067 00:43:57,638 --> 00:43:59,473 Super yuck water. 1068 00:43:59,508 --> 00:44:00,708 Super yuck. 1069 00:44:02,276 --> 00:44:06,247 - I'm not standing another second on this one with you. 1070 00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:11,318 - Then leave. 1071 00:44:21,162 --> 00:44:22,930 - You good? - Yeah. 1072 00:44:24,999 --> 00:44:27,801 - You're probably gonna wanna shower immediately. 1073 00:44:40,181 --> 00:44:41,081 - You like it? 1074 00:44:41,115 --> 00:44:41,849 - Yeah. 1075 00:44:41,882 --> 00:44:43,217 - I think it's perfect for you. 1076 00:44:43,250 --> 00:44:44,752 - For me? - For you. 1077 00:45:12,012 --> 00:45:14,915 So is this where you bring all your dates that fail? 1078 00:45:21,623 --> 00:45:22,524 No, really. 1079 00:45:22,557 --> 00:45:23,857 Like do you come here a lot? 1080 00:45:23,891 --> 00:45:25,759 - No, no, no, no, no. 1081 00:45:25,793 --> 00:45:27,428 I've never been here. 1082 00:45:27,461 --> 00:45:28,663 Not once. 1083 00:45:28,697 --> 00:45:30,699 - Just figured you bring all your dates here. 1084 00:45:30,731 --> 00:45:33,067 - No, probably was saving it. 1085 00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:34,201 - For what? 1086 00:45:34,235 --> 00:45:35,336 For someone damp? 1087 00:45:36,070 --> 00:45:37,505 - Yeah, for someone damp. 1088 00:45:41,175 --> 00:45:43,010 - I wouldn't say I'm not an ocean person 1089 00:45:43,043 --> 00:45:44,912 'cause everyone likes the ocean. 1090 00:45:44,945 --> 00:45:46,046 I mean, probably not everyone, 1091 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,616 but like, most people like the ocean. 1092 00:45:47,649 --> 00:45:51,885 But I just feel like I personally would rather go to a lake. 1093 00:45:51,919 --> 00:45:54,522 Not to say the lake I don't, I like this. 1094 00:45:54,556 --> 00:45:55,489 - Is it okay? - Yeah. 1095 00:45:55,523 --> 00:45:57,157 No, I don't like, not like it. 1096 00:45:57,191 --> 00:45:57,825 - Right. 1097 00:45:57,858 --> 00:45:58,959 - It's beautiful. 1098 00:46:02,863 --> 00:46:05,634 - You could've made like, regular merchandise. 1099 00:46:05,667 --> 00:46:08,369 - It's way worse for me 'cause I'm wearing my own merch. 1100 00:46:08,402 --> 00:46:11,972 That's like the most lamest thing that you can do. 1101 00:46:12,006 --> 00:46:13,407 - It's the most lamest? 1102 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:14,341 - Yeah. 1103 00:46:16,010 --> 00:46:17,244 - Nah, nobody cares. 1104 00:46:18,345 --> 00:46:20,080 - That woman literally like looked us 1105 00:46:20,114 --> 00:46:21,448 up and down so aggressively. 1106 00:46:21,482 --> 00:46:23,817 In this instance, you can't say that nobody cares. 1107 00:46:25,553 --> 00:46:26,954 You saw it. - I saw it. 1108 00:46:29,823 --> 00:46:30,958 Cheers by the way. 1109 00:46:34,028 --> 00:46:36,263 - I feel like I still don't know anything about you. 1110 00:46:36,297 --> 00:46:38,533 we've spent the whole day together and I don't think 1111 00:46:38,566 --> 00:46:39,668 I know a single thing about you. 1112 00:46:39,701 --> 00:46:41,302 - There's not much to know. 1113 00:46:41,335 --> 00:46:42,369 - Where are you from? 1114 00:46:42,403 --> 00:46:43,437 - Here. 1115 00:46:43,470 --> 00:46:44,305 - Right here? 1116 00:46:44,338 --> 00:46:45,372 - Yeah, from right here. 1117 00:46:45,406 --> 00:46:46,840 From right on this bench. 1118 00:46:47,776 --> 00:46:50,044 - Do you have any siblings? 1119 00:46:50,077 --> 00:46:50,712 - No. 1120 00:46:50,745 --> 00:46:51,579 - None? 1121 00:46:51,613 --> 00:46:52,446 - No, none. 1122 00:46:52,479 --> 00:46:53,314 Do you? 1123 00:46:53,347 --> 00:46:54,014 - I have a brother. 1124 00:46:54,048 --> 00:46:55,717 I have a younger brother. 1125 00:46:55,750 --> 00:46:56,584 - Is he cool? 1126 00:46:56,618 --> 00:46:57,818 - He's young. 1127 00:46:57,851 --> 00:46:58,819 - He's, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1128 00:46:58,852 --> 00:47:01,188 - Are you close with your mom? 1129 00:47:01,221 --> 00:47:02,524 - My mom. 1130 00:47:02,557 --> 00:47:03,857 - Oh, sorry. 1131 00:47:03,891 --> 00:47:05,694 It's the woman who birthed you. 1132 00:47:05,727 --> 00:47:07,294 - Oh, that's what that is. 1133 00:47:07,328 --> 00:47:08,429 - Yeah. - Oh. 1134 00:47:11,965 --> 00:47:15,269 - Do you have any hopes and dreams? 1135 00:47:15,302 --> 00:47:16,437 - Are you writing a book about me? 1136 00:47:16,470 --> 00:47:17,672 - No, but do you? 1137 00:47:17,706 --> 00:47:19,641 - If you are, I need to give consent. 1138 00:47:19,674 --> 00:47:21,375 There's lawyers involved. 1139 00:47:21,408 --> 00:47:22,309 If you're already writing. 1140 00:47:22,343 --> 00:47:23,578 - Do you have any hopes and dreams? 1141 00:47:23,611 --> 00:47:25,079 - I'm just saying, 1142 00:47:25,112 --> 00:47:25,979 if you're writing a book about me, I need to know about it. 1143 00:47:26,013 --> 00:47:27,147 I need to sign some forms. 1144 00:47:27,181 --> 00:47:27,981 - Are you gonna work on boats forever? 1145 00:47:28,015 --> 00:47:29,450 - I don't know, maybe. 1146 00:47:29,483 --> 00:47:30,217 - So that brings me back. 1147 00:47:30,250 --> 00:47:32,019 Do you have hopes and dreams? 1148 00:47:33,354 --> 00:47:33,987 Do you? 1149 00:47:34,021 --> 00:47:35,322 - I don't know, Callie. 1150 00:47:35,356 --> 00:47:36,290 What kind of hopes and dreams should a man have? 1151 00:47:36,323 --> 00:47:37,458 - I don't know. 1152 00:47:37,592 --> 00:47:42,329 Woodworking, free soloing, accounting, sailing, running. 1153 00:47:43,430 --> 00:47:44,331 - Maybe accounting. 1154 00:47:44,365 --> 00:47:47,334 - Accounting? - Yeah, accounting. 1155 00:47:47,968 --> 00:47:48,803 Is that hot? 1156 00:47:48,837 --> 00:47:50,538 - That's really hot. 1157 00:47:50,572 --> 00:47:52,973 I'm actually really hot by that. 1158 00:47:53,006 --> 00:47:55,242 - You need two accountants? 1159 00:47:58,979 --> 00:48:01,549 - In my spare time. - Oh yeah? 1160 00:48:01,583 --> 00:48:06,987 - I paint bad paintings with cheap watercolors. 1161 00:48:08,523 --> 00:48:09,957 - That's actually kinda cool. 1162 00:48:09,990 --> 00:48:12,660 - So now you would say something about you. 1163 00:48:12,694 --> 00:48:13,795 - Why are you so obsessed 1164 00:48:13,828 --> 00:48:15,362 with what other people think about you? 1165 00:48:15,396 --> 00:48:16,897 - No, that's about me. 1166 00:48:16,930 --> 00:48:17,998 - I'm serious. 1167 00:48:18,031 --> 00:48:19,099 Why are you so obsessed with what? 1168 00:48:19,133 --> 00:48:20,535 - Why can't you talk about yourself? 1169 00:48:20,568 --> 00:48:21,569 - I'm just not that interesting. 1170 00:48:21,603 --> 00:48:23,571 - Say one thing. - One thing. 1171 00:48:23,605 --> 00:48:24,572 - You can't do it. - I can. 1172 00:48:24,606 --> 00:48:25,472 Yes, I can. 1173 00:48:25,507 --> 00:48:26,306 - You really can't do it. 1174 00:48:26,340 --> 00:48:27,609 - No, I can do it. 1175 00:48:27,642 --> 00:48:29,677 I like to draw. - Okay. 1176 00:48:29,711 --> 00:48:31,412 - I enjoy drawing. 1177 00:48:31,445 --> 00:48:32,379 - Okay. 1178 00:48:32,413 --> 00:48:33,815 - With pencils, not with watercolors. 1179 00:48:33,882 --> 00:48:36,083 - Right, because then it would be painting. 1180 00:48:36,651 --> 00:48:40,020 - Right. 1181 00:48:40,053 --> 00:48:41,255 God, you're smart. 1182 00:48:42,289 --> 00:48:44,324 - I think I'm gonna title the book. 1183 00:48:44,358 --> 00:48:47,662 "Not That Interesting, Don't Read This Book." 1184 00:48:47,695 --> 00:48:48,696 - That's my book? 1185 00:48:48,730 --> 00:48:50,030 The book about me? - Yeah. 1186 00:48:50,063 --> 00:48:51,098 And then the first chapter, 1187 00:48:51,131 --> 00:48:52,166 the first chapter will just say, 1188 00:48:52,199 --> 00:48:54,702 unless you like to draw sometimes. 1189 00:48:57,471 --> 00:48:59,006 - Are you cold? 1190 00:48:59,039 --> 00:49:00,407 - No, I'm okay. 1191 00:49:00,441 --> 00:49:02,276 - I'm gonna have like a shirt or something. 1192 00:49:02,309 --> 00:49:03,545 - No, I'm okay. 1193 00:49:04,579 --> 00:49:06,313 I understand you're trying to be a gentleman 1194 00:49:06,346 --> 00:49:08,182 but I actually don't need a man. 1195 00:49:08,215 --> 00:49:09,483 - You don't need a man? 1196 00:49:09,517 --> 00:49:11,218 - Yeah, 'cause I'm really self-sufficient. 1197 00:49:11,251 --> 00:49:12,453 - You're an independent woman. 1198 00:49:12,486 --> 00:49:13,320 - Very much so. 1199 00:49:13,353 --> 00:49:14,288 - I believe it. 1200 00:49:14,321 --> 00:49:15,489 - I do everything by myself. 1201 00:49:15,523 --> 00:49:16,356 - Everything? - Yeah. 1202 00:49:16,390 --> 00:49:17,458 I leave the house. 1203 00:49:17,491 --> 00:49:19,527 I guess there's like this boat share thing. 1204 00:49:19,561 --> 00:49:22,062 - There's a bug on you. 1205 00:49:22,095 --> 00:49:23,297 - You got it? - Yeah, I got it. 1206 00:49:23,330 --> 00:49:24,398 It's gone. 1207 00:49:24,431 --> 00:49:26,534 - There's this boat share thing you can do? 1208 00:49:26,568 --> 00:49:27,936 I guess you can. 1209 00:49:27,968 --> 00:49:29,203 - A boat share? - Yeah. 1210 00:49:29,236 --> 00:49:31,405 You can like pay monthly and you can use a boat. 1211 00:49:31,438 --> 00:49:32,540 - What does it mean? 1212 00:49:32,574 --> 00:49:33,508 Like what is short? 1213 00:49:33,541 --> 00:49:34,843 - What is an app? - What is short for? 1214 00:49:34,876 --> 00:49:35,810 - You want me to explain to you an app? 1215 00:49:35,844 --> 00:49:36,644 - No, I just wonder like what- 1216 00:49:36,678 --> 00:49:39,213 - Application. 1217 00:49:39,246 --> 00:49:43,852 - Like a job application? - No, like application. 1218 00:49:43,885 --> 00:49:47,421 I don't know what it means. 1219 00:49:50,491 --> 00:49:52,794 My phoneless day with the boat guy. 1220 00:49:52,827 --> 00:49:55,462 Spoiler, it wasn't terrible, 1221 00:49:55,496 --> 00:49:57,130 but it's like every little thing, 1222 00:49:57,164 --> 00:49:59,433 remembering where you parked your car, checking the time. 1223 00:49:59,466 --> 00:50:02,002 Oh, and another red flag is he's completely afraid 1224 00:50:02,035 --> 00:50:03,036 to talk about himself. 1225 00:50:03,070 --> 00:50:04,238 I know, I know. 1226 00:50:04,271 --> 00:50:06,941 Typical cis man can't show emotion, 1227 00:50:06,975 --> 00:50:09,476 but he for sure has some kinda trauma. 1228 00:50:09,511 --> 00:50:10,244 I mean, we all do. 1229 00:50:10,277 --> 00:50:11,478 Everyone does, and that's okay. 1230 00:50:11,513 --> 00:50:13,080 And you have to confront it and move past it. 1231 00:50:13,113 --> 00:50:14,549 But with Leo, it's like something happens in his head. 1232 00:50:14,582 --> 00:50:19,019 Anytime I say anything serious and he just avoids reality 1233 00:50:19,052 --> 00:50:21,255 and he starts talking about absolute nonsense. 1234 00:50:21,288 --> 00:50:23,892 And I know I say it over and over. 1235 00:50:23,925 --> 00:50:27,027 One red flag is too many red flags. 1236 00:50:28,295 --> 00:50:30,532 And we literally have nothing in common. 1237 00:50:31,733 --> 00:50:33,701 But we laugh a lot. 1238 00:50:33,735 --> 00:50:35,603 Which is nice. 1239 00:50:35,637 --> 00:50:38,071 I think. I don't know. 1240 00:50:39,908 --> 00:50:41,275 I don't know. 1241 00:50:42,911 --> 00:50:44,411 I think I might like him. 1242 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:47,549 Like for part three. 1243 00:50:47,582 --> 00:50:48,482 Love you, guys. 1244 00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:09,236 - I mean, this dude has $30,000 in student debt. 1245 00:51:09,269 --> 00:51:11,839 And he's gonna say, "Fuck it" and make out with that chick? 1246 00:51:11,873 --> 00:51:13,140 - I'd make out with that chick. 1247 00:51:13,173 --> 00:51:14,008 - Oh my god. 1248 00:51:14,042 --> 00:51:14,943 Straight people. 1249 00:51:14,976 --> 00:51:16,778 - $30,000. 1250 00:51:16,811 --> 00:51:17,946 He is performing. 1251 00:51:21,281 --> 00:51:22,951 - Did someone order something? 1252 00:51:22,984 --> 00:51:24,151 - No. - No. 1253 00:51:25,085 --> 00:51:26,453 - What do I do? 1254 00:51:29,023 --> 00:51:30,157 - Answer it? - No! What? 1255 00:51:30,190 --> 00:51:31,158 - The door? 1256 00:51:31,191 --> 00:51:32,727 - Do not answer the door. 1257 00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:33,595 - I'm sorry. 1258 00:51:33,628 --> 00:51:34,996 - They could have a gun. 1259 00:51:35,029 --> 00:51:36,229 Check the ring. 1260 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:39,968 - Oh my god. 1261 00:51:40,001 --> 00:51:41,669 - What? - What is it? 1262 00:51:41,703 --> 00:51:43,270 - Oh my god. - What? 1263 00:51:43,303 --> 00:51:45,673 - Oh my God, Momo. - What? 1264 00:51:47,575 --> 00:51:48,743 - Oh my God. 1265 00:51:50,645 --> 00:51:51,813 - Does Callie live here? 1266 00:51:53,781 --> 00:51:54,682 - Callie! 1267 00:51:56,884 --> 00:51:58,519 - Do come in, good sir. 1268 00:52:06,861 --> 00:52:08,630 - We've heard a lot about you. 1269 00:52:08,663 --> 00:52:09,496 - Oh, right, yeah. 1270 00:52:09,530 --> 00:52:10,765 I'm Leo. 1271 00:52:10,798 --> 00:52:11,633 - Oh, we know. 1272 00:52:11,666 --> 00:52:12,499 - Hi Momo. 1273 00:52:12,533 --> 00:52:13,300 - Oh, hi. 1274 00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:14,869 Hi Momo, where are you? 1275 00:52:14,902 --> 00:52:15,737 - Oh, she can hear you. 1276 00:52:15,770 --> 00:52:16,504 You don't have to yell. 1277 00:52:16,537 --> 00:52:18,039 - I got arrested in Colorado. 1278 00:52:18,072 --> 00:52:19,674 I can't leave the state for like a year. 1279 00:52:19,707 --> 00:52:21,042 - Yeah, it sucks. 1280 00:52:21,075 --> 00:52:22,110 - I'm so sorry. 1281 00:52:22,142 --> 00:52:23,443 Yeah, that sounds like it sucks. 1282 00:52:23,477 --> 00:52:27,447 What's the Jesus, Christmas tree? 1283 00:52:27,481 --> 00:52:28,281 - Oh. 1284 00:52:28,816 --> 00:52:32,020 This is like comedy clickbait, but also maybe a thirst trap. 1285 00:52:32,285 --> 00:52:33,220 No, I don't know. 1286 00:52:33,253 --> 00:52:34,922 It's for Callie's page. 1287 00:52:34,956 --> 00:52:36,256 - Oh, very cool. 1288 00:52:36,289 --> 00:52:37,792 What's a thirst trap? 1289 00:52:37,825 --> 00:52:38,660 - What? 1290 00:52:38,693 --> 00:52:39,961 Do you watch the show? 1291 00:52:39,994 --> 00:52:40,828 - No. 1292 00:52:40,862 --> 00:52:41,696 No, I've never seen it. 1293 00:52:41,729 --> 00:52:42,429 - Why is that? 1294 00:52:42,462 --> 00:52:43,230 Because you don't have a TV? 1295 00:52:43,263 --> 00:52:44,197 - No, no, no, no. 1296 00:52:44,231 --> 00:52:45,700 - I'm just kidding, any of that. 1297 00:52:45,733 --> 00:52:46,366 Shut up. 1298 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:47,669 - Do you have friends? 1299 00:52:47,702 --> 00:52:48,536 - Yeah, yeah. 1300 00:52:48,569 --> 00:52:49,403 - That's weird. 1301 00:52:49,436 --> 00:52:50,505 - What. 1302 00:52:50,538 --> 00:52:51,471 How do you maintain relationships with people 1303 00:52:51,506 --> 00:52:52,774 if you can't text or call them? 1304 00:52:52,807 --> 00:52:55,943 Wait, you just, "Ooh, I hope I run into them." 1305 00:52:55,977 --> 00:52:59,814 - No, you know, you make plans. 1306 00:52:59,847 --> 00:53:01,149 - What? How? 1307 00:53:01,181 --> 00:53:03,918 - Well, you just show up and you get face-to-face. 1308 00:53:03,951 --> 00:53:05,185 You make plans. 1309 00:53:05,218 --> 00:53:07,387 - Oh, is that what you're doing right now? 1310 00:53:07,421 --> 00:53:08,723 - Yes. 1311 00:53:08,756 --> 00:53:10,058 Is Callie here? 1312 00:53:10,091 --> 00:53:11,191 - I mean, I already screamed her name, 1313 00:53:11,224 --> 00:53:13,094 so I don't know what else I could do. 1314 00:53:13,127 --> 00:53:14,929 You've never used a dating app? 1315 00:53:14,962 --> 00:53:16,430 - No. 1316 00:53:16,463 --> 00:53:17,632 - Ever heard a Grindr? 1317 00:53:17,665 --> 00:53:18,633 - A what? - What? 1318 00:53:18,666 --> 00:53:20,001 - What if a building collapsed around you 1319 00:53:20,034 --> 00:53:21,435 and nobody knew that you were in there. 1320 00:53:21,468 --> 00:53:22,870 And if you had a cell phone, you could save your life, 1321 00:53:22,904 --> 00:53:25,472 but you don't because of some weird, hyper-masculine, 1322 00:53:25,506 --> 00:53:27,742 stubborn rejection of modern technology. 1323 00:53:29,209 --> 00:53:30,444 - Yeah, yeah. 1324 00:53:30,477 --> 00:53:31,746 I think I'd wish I had a phone in that scenario. 1325 00:53:31,779 --> 00:53:33,480 - What about postmates. 1326 00:53:35,248 --> 00:53:36,751 - Of a Postmate? 1327 00:53:36,784 --> 00:53:37,785 - Yeah, Postmates. 1328 00:53:37,819 --> 00:53:38,820 - Oh my God. Who are you? 1329 00:53:38,853 --> 00:53:39,754 - I have a Postmate. 1330 00:53:39,787 --> 00:53:40,420 - It's Postmates. 1331 00:53:40,454 --> 00:53:41,756 It's called Postmates. 1332 00:53:41,789 --> 00:53:42,790 - You don't have any friends that have Postmates? 1333 00:53:42,824 --> 00:53:43,591 - I'm coming. 1334 00:53:43,624 --> 00:53:44,357 - You have to know Postmates, 1335 00:53:44,391 --> 00:53:45,225 - He has no friends. 1336 00:53:49,964 --> 00:53:51,199 - Hi. - Hi. 1337 00:53:51,231 --> 00:53:52,900 - I'm sorry. I didn't know you were coming. 1338 00:53:52,934 --> 00:53:53,768 - No, no. 1339 00:53:53,801 --> 00:53:54,535 It's my fault. 1340 00:53:54,569 --> 00:53:55,335 I just came in outta the blue. 1341 00:53:55,368 --> 00:53:57,505 You look incredible. 1342 00:53:57,538 --> 00:53:58,438 - Oh. 1343 00:54:00,608 --> 00:54:02,309 - No. I mean, the whole, the- 1344 00:54:02,342 --> 00:54:03,945 - It's a peach. 1345 00:54:03,978 --> 00:54:05,412 - You're a peach. 1346 00:54:05,445 --> 00:54:07,414 I wanted to say thank you for having dinner with me 1347 00:54:07,447 --> 00:54:09,083 the other night, and I wanted to see 1348 00:54:09,117 --> 00:54:11,686 if you wanted to come out with me again. 1349 00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:13,187 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1350 00:54:13,221 --> 00:54:14,488 - Yeah. 1351 00:54:14,522 --> 00:54:15,422 - Great. 1352 00:54:18,325 --> 00:54:20,194 - When? - Now. 1353 00:54:20,228 --> 00:54:21,294 - Oh. 1354 00:54:21,328 --> 00:54:22,830 - It's short notice, I know. 1355 00:54:22,864 --> 00:54:23,698 - I'm so sorry. 1356 00:54:23,731 --> 00:54:24,866 I can't. 1357 00:54:24,899 --> 00:54:25,733 - You should go. 1358 00:54:25,767 --> 00:54:26,667 - What can't? 1359 00:54:26,701 --> 00:54:27,334 Go, idiot. 1360 00:54:27,367 --> 00:54:28,335 - I mean, he did bring. 1361 00:54:28,368 --> 00:54:29,469 - A children's toy. 1362 00:54:29,504 --> 00:54:30,437 - A children's toy. 1363 00:54:30,470 --> 00:54:32,840 - Oh, it's a watercolor set. 1364 00:54:32,874 --> 00:54:34,041 It's dumb. 1365 00:54:34,075 --> 00:54:35,243 - It's not dumb. 1366 00:54:35,275 --> 00:54:36,309 - It's not dumb. 1367 00:54:36,343 --> 00:54:37,211 - My name's Payton. 1368 00:54:37,245 --> 00:54:38,579 - Hi Payton. 1369 00:54:38,613 --> 00:54:39,446 - I just... 1370 00:54:39,747 --> 00:54:43,918 I was working on something and I'm not like ready? 1371 00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:45,418 - Yeah, no. 1372 00:54:45,452 --> 00:54:47,255 It's really out of the blue 1373 00:54:47,287 --> 00:54:49,791 and I can just reschedule the thing. 1374 00:54:49,824 --> 00:54:50,490 It was silly. 1375 00:54:50,525 --> 00:54:51,726 You should have this. 1376 00:54:51,759 --> 00:54:54,327 - Callie, go, you stupid fucking peach. 1377 00:55:05,673 --> 00:55:07,975 - Leo, my eyes are sweating. 1378 00:55:08,009 --> 00:55:09,076 Can I please just take it off? 1379 00:55:09,110 --> 00:55:09,977 - No. - Seriously. 1380 00:55:10,011 --> 00:55:11,411 - No, no, few more steps. 1381 00:55:11,444 --> 00:55:12,680 Almost there. 1382 00:55:12,713 --> 00:55:14,414 - No, this is exactly like a lifetime movie. 1383 00:55:14,447 --> 00:55:15,650 Fall in love with a guy. 1384 00:55:15,683 --> 00:55:17,151 Let him blindfold you, lead you on a date. 1385 00:55:17,185 --> 00:55:18,553 And then bam! 1386 00:55:19,452 --> 00:55:21,354 I'm locked in a cage. 1387 00:55:21,388 --> 00:55:22,857 - Fall in love with a guy. 1388 00:55:23,558 --> 00:55:25,760 - Shut up. You know what I meant. 1389 00:55:25,793 --> 00:55:28,395 - That way. 1390 00:55:28,428 --> 00:55:30,164 - If anything, I'm gonna fall asleep. 1391 00:55:30,198 --> 00:55:33,568 - No, because you can take it off now. 1392 00:56:00,061 --> 00:56:00,962 - How? 1393 00:56:02,563 --> 00:56:03,396 - They're between shows. 1394 00:56:03,430 --> 00:56:04,799 - Like, plays? 1395 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:07,902 - Yeah, like plays. 1396 00:56:12,106 --> 00:56:13,574 - Are you proposing to me? 1397 00:56:14,275 --> 00:56:16,611 - No, no. 1398 00:56:16,644 --> 00:56:18,411 No, no, no, it's just a date. 1399 00:56:18,445 --> 00:56:20,715 - Uh-uh 'cause coffee would be just a date. 1400 00:56:20,748 --> 00:56:21,649 Or ramen. 1401 00:56:21,682 --> 00:56:23,117 Ramen makes a really good date. 1402 00:56:23,150 --> 00:56:25,887 Or you could cook me Costco Pasta in a really crusty pan 1403 00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:28,155 and then tell me it's your grandmother's recipe. 1404 00:56:28,189 --> 00:56:29,123 - Callie. 1405 00:56:29,156 --> 00:56:29,991 That's very specific, Callie. 1406 00:56:31,292 --> 00:56:33,060 Callie, your phone's out. 1407 00:56:33,094 --> 00:56:34,328 - Okay, okay. 1408 00:56:34,362 --> 00:56:36,197 It's just, this is an especially weird date. 1409 00:56:36,230 --> 00:56:37,932 - How is this weird? - I'm so murdery. 1410 00:56:37,965 --> 00:56:38,599 - How is it murdery? 1411 00:56:38,633 --> 00:56:40,500 - It started murdery. 1412 00:56:41,535 --> 00:56:44,205 Imagine all those people staring at you. 1413 00:56:44,238 --> 00:56:45,206 Screaming. 1414 00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:46,874 Sing, sing. 1415 00:56:47,642 --> 00:56:49,243 Tell them how you feeling. 1416 00:56:49,277 --> 00:56:50,711 - Have you seen a play before? 1417 00:56:50,745 --> 00:56:52,412 - Seems like so much pressure. 1418 00:56:52,445 --> 00:56:54,615 - Yeah, but then, everybody, they go home. 1419 00:56:54,649 --> 00:56:56,651 They go back to work. 1420 00:56:56,684 --> 00:56:58,386 They have their lives. 1421 00:56:58,418 --> 00:57:01,756 They play fades and they stopped giving shit. 1422 00:57:03,958 --> 00:57:04,859 - Yeah. 1423 00:57:13,167 --> 00:57:17,104 So how long has that food been sitting there for? 1424 00:57:17,138 --> 00:57:18,873 - Yeah, probably like an hour, hour and a half. 1425 00:57:18,906 --> 00:57:19,974 - Yeah. 1426 00:57:20,007 --> 00:57:22,576 - But it's grain-free and dairy-free 1427 00:57:22,610 --> 00:57:23,511 - It's free grain-free. 1428 00:57:23,544 --> 00:57:24,412 - Yeah, it's all the frees. 1429 00:57:24,444 --> 00:57:26,180 - I like it a lot. 1430 00:57:27,114 --> 00:57:28,015 It's very extra. 1431 00:57:29,750 --> 00:57:32,553 - I just wanted to make sure that I took you out somewhere 1432 00:57:32,586 --> 00:57:35,289 where you knew for sure no one was staring at you. 1433 00:57:35,323 --> 00:57:36,223 You know? 1434 00:58:22,136 --> 00:58:26,507 - And if you do end up getting Mexican food, get tacos. 1435 00:58:26,540 --> 00:58:30,745 I just wouldn't do a wet taco, if that makes sense. 1436 00:58:30,778 --> 00:58:32,913 Like don't put the salsa, 1437 00:58:32,947 --> 00:58:36,317 don't put the guacamoles because it's gonna look messy 1438 00:58:36,350 --> 00:58:37,651 in your little baby mouth. 1439 00:58:37,685 --> 00:58:41,222 And not to mention the suggestion. 1440 00:58:43,724 --> 00:58:45,159 I'm officially a badass. 1441 00:58:45,192 --> 00:58:47,995 I'm officially the coolest girl in town because yes, 1442 00:58:48,029 --> 00:58:50,564 you can find me on the back of a motorcycle 1443 00:58:50,598 --> 00:58:54,035 for the first time ever and I was terrified. 1444 00:58:58,507 --> 00:58:59,974 ? And it's hot to move ? 1445 00:59:00,007 --> 00:59:03,044 - And if he's using his tongue, should I be using my tongue? 1446 00:59:07,848 --> 00:59:10,451 I feel like if I throw my tongue into the mix 1447 00:59:10,484 --> 00:59:11,685 when his tongue's in the mix, 1448 00:59:11,719 --> 00:59:13,954 then how much tongue is too much tongue? 1449 00:59:14,688 --> 00:59:16,290 Seriously, this is a question. 1450 00:59:16,323 --> 00:59:17,725 Tell me in the comments. 1451 00:59:18,959 --> 00:59:20,194 He asked me if I like to cook, 1452 00:59:20,227 --> 00:59:22,496 and I was like, okay, don't look at my set. 1453 00:59:22,531 --> 00:59:23,364 Stop. 1454 00:59:23,397 --> 00:59:24,565 I saw you look at it. 1455 00:59:25,332 --> 00:59:27,735 - But it's just kind of hard to care 1456 00:59:27,768 --> 00:59:30,604 when those eyes are staring at you. 1457 00:59:33,474 --> 00:59:34,341 10 out of 10. 1458 00:59:34,375 --> 00:59:35,643 I give him a 10 out of 10. 1459 00:59:42,216 --> 00:59:44,418 ? When you think of heaven ? 1460 00:59:44,452 --> 00:59:47,455 ? Can't you feel the chemistry ? 1461 01:00:13,714 --> 01:00:15,983 ? When you think of heaven ? 1462 01:00:16,016 --> 01:00:21,222 ? Can't you feel the chemistry ? 1463 01:00:24,492 --> 01:00:26,827 ? When you think of heaven ? 1464 01:00:26,861 --> 01:00:31,132 ? Holy shit it's caving me ? 1465 01:00:55,356 --> 01:00:57,691 ? When you think of heaven ? 1466 01:00:57,725 --> 01:01:02,897 ? Holy shit it's caving me ? 1467 01:01:05,332 --> 01:01:08,736 ? And it's hot to move ? 1468 01:01:12,239 --> 01:01:16,410 - Oh, ah. 1469 01:01:24,118 --> 01:01:25,019 Boo! 1470 01:01:26,086 --> 01:01:26,720 Boo! 1471 01:01:26,754 --> 01:01:28,789 Get out the stage. 1472 01:01:44,639 --> 01:01:45,806 - Oh, yeah! 1473 01:01:48,709 --> 01:01:50,844 ? When you think of heaven ? 1474 01:01:50,878 --> 01:01:54,782 ? Can't you feel the chemistry ? 1475 01:01:59,887 --> 01:02:01,789 ? When you think of heaven ? 1476 01:02:01,822 --> 01:02:03,791 ? Holy shit it's caving me ? 1477 01:02:03,824 --> 01:02:04,992 - Oh, yeah! 1478 01:02:27,481 --> 01:02:32,019 - Yes! 1479 01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:34,421 - Was that good? 1480 01:02:36,290 --> 01:02:37,592 - What? 1481 01:02:37,626 --> 01:02:39,326 What? Yeah. - Okay. 1482 01:02:41,795 --> 01:02:42,896 - Was it good for you? 1483 01:02:42,930 --> 01:02:44,566 - Yeah. - Did you? 1484 01:02:44,599 --> 01:02:49,403 - Yeah. 1485 01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:56,043 If we're in a keep doing this, 1486 01:02:57,378 --> 01:03:01,448 I'm gonna need it to get so much more boring. 1487 01:03:05,654 --> 01:03:06,887 - Boring? 1488 01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:09,524 - Yeah, 'cause I'm sweating and I'm panting. 1489 01:03:09,557 --> 01:03:10,525 - Oh, okay. 1490 01:03:10,558 --> 01:03:11,992 - It's not sustainable. 1491 01:03:13,294 --> 01:03:14,028 - Yeah. 1492 01:03:14,061 --> 01:03:14,862 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1493 01:03:14,895 --> 01:03:15,829 I can give it to you. 1494 01:03:15,863 --> 01:03:17,699 So boring that you fall asleep. 1495 01:03:17,732 --> 01:03:19,366 - That's exactly what I want. 1496 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:20,501 - That's exactly. 1497 01:03:21,502 --> 01:03:22,537 - That's perfect for me. 1498 01:03:22,570 --> 01:03:23,470 - Okay. 1499 01:03:23,505 --> 01:03:25,740 - Baby, I've got something. 1500 01:03:25,774 --> 01:03:26,608 Oh my God. 1501 01:03:26,641 --> 01:03:27,575 - Oh my God. 1502 01:03:27,609 --> 01:03:28,743 Who is that? 1503 01:03:28,777 --> 01:03:31,145 - No, actually, who the fuck are you? 1504 01:03:31,178 --> 01:03:32,313 - Hey, Mina. 1505 01:03:32,346 --> 01:03:34,214 Not at such a good time. 1506 01:03:34,248 --> 01:03:35,949 - Oh, literally, this is not a good fucking time, Leo. 1507 01:03:35,983 --> 01:03:37,384 - You have a girlfriend? 1508 01:03:37,418 --> 01:03:38,052 - No, no. 1509 01:03:38,085 --> 01:03:39,820 She's not my girlfriend. 1510 01:03:39,853 --> 01:03:41,188 - Wow. Wow. 1511 01:03:41,221 --> 01:03:43,190 Okay, I know I'm not your girlfriend, 1512 01:03:43,223 --> 01:03:45,392 but I don't know you were just sleeping with other people. 1513 01:03:45,426 --> 01:03:47,161 - Mina, I just thought that you knew 1514 01:03:47,194 --> 01:03:49,096 that this was casual between us 1515 01:03:49,129 --> 01:03:50,665 so maybe we could just go outside. 1516 01:03:50,699 --> 01:03:52,866 - What was casual about this? 1517 01:03:52,900 --> 01:03:55,570 You practically forced me to fall in love with you. 1518 01:03:56,437 --> 01:03:57,639 - I didn't... 1519 01:03:57,672 --> 01:03:58,506 I didn't- 1520 01:03:58,540 --> 01:03:59,373 - Come on. 1521 01:03:59,406 --> 01:04:00,240 I knew this wasn't real. 1522 01:04:00,274 --> 01:04:00,908 It was my sister. 1523 01:04:00,941 --> 01:04:01,975 She was all in my head 1524 01:04:02,009 --> 01:04:02,843 like, "Oh, he's real. 1525 01:04:02,876 --> 01:04:04,244 He's perfect. 1526 01:04:04,278 --> 01:04:05,245 You deserve this." 1527 01:04:05,279 --> 01:04:06,581 But you're not. 1528 01:04:06,614 --> 01:04:09,850 You just don't breed dogs and sell coke like my fucking ex. 1529 01:04:09,883 --> 01:04:11,686 Whatever, Leo. 1530 01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:12,687 You know what? 1531 01:04:12,721 --> 01:04:14,488 You, you are no better. 1532 01:04:14,522 --> 01:04:15,889 Good luck with him. 1533 01:04:15,923 --> 01:04:17,726 Good fucking luck with him. 1534 01:04:17,759 --> 01:04:20,894 I hope you two enjoy having sex together. 1535 01:04:20,928 --> 01:04:25,299 Fucking hey. 1536 01:04:25,332 --> 01:04:26,568 - Mythic blend. 1537 01:04:27,802 --> 01:04:30,605 That's the line from the restaurant. 1538 01:04:30,638 --> 01:04:34,341 - There are still other restaurants. 1539 01:04:46,521 --> 01:04:47,421 - So... 1540 01:04:50,424 --> 01:04:53,961 So how many girls exactly are you seeing right now? 1541 01:04:53,994 --> 01:04:56,296 - Callie, it's not like that. 1542 01:04:57,064 --> 01:04:59,701 - Look, I mean, we never said we were exclusive. 1543 01:04:59,734 --> 01:05:01,636 I just assumed. 1544 01:05:01,669 --> 01:05:03,137 How do you even have time? 1545 01:05:06,708 --> 01:05:08,543 - I was seeing a couple people before, 1546 01:05:08,576 --> 01:05:10,477 but none of it was serious. 1547 01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:16,350 - Yeah, I mean, I have people I'm hooking up with too. 1548 01:05:17,519 --> 01:05:19,019 None of them would do that. 1549 01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:25,359 - Yeah, she might have read into things a little too much. 1550 01:05:35,469 --> 01:05:36,103 Hey, wait. 1551 01:05:36,136 --> 01:05:37,539 Wait, wait, wait. 1552 01:05:37,572 --> 01:05:38,807 Where you going? 1553 01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:40,809 - I think I should go before I read into things too much. 1554 01:05:40,842 --> 01:05:41,942 - No, Callie. 1555 01:05:42,610 --> 01:05:44,378 Callie, that's not what I... 1556 01:05:44,411 --> 01:05:45,312 Wait a second. 1557 01:05:45,345 --> 01:05:47,314 I'm not trying to hurt anybody here. 1558 01:05:47,347 --> 01:05:49,416 - Leo, I've been with guys like you before. 1559 01:05:49,450 --> 01:05:52,654 You're gonna say whatever you need to say to trick me 1560 01:05:52,687 --> 01:05:53,788 to catch feelings and that I'm- 1561 01:05:53,822 --> 01:05:55,122 - I'm not trying to trick you. 1562 01:05:55,155 --> 01:05:56,356 I wasn't trying to trick Mina. 1563 01:05:56,390 --> 01:05:58,726 I'm just saying that like in the moment, 1564 01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:00,695 can't some things just be real? 1565 01:06:00,728 --> 01:06:02,129 Can't it just exist when it exists? 1566 01:06:02,162 --> 01:06:04,566 Can't some things just be a beautiful memory? 1567 01:06:04,599 --> 01:06:06,400 - Yeah, that's really deep. 1568 01:06:07,836 --> 01:06:09,303 So what? 1569 01:06:09,336 --> 01:06:13,273 In the moment you're all in and then outta sight outta mind? 1570 01:06:13,307 --> 01:06:14,041 - No. 1571 01:06:14,074 --> 01:06:15,108 - You know, there's actually, 1572 01:06:15,142 --> 01:06:16,210 there's a name for guys like you. 1573 01:06:16,243 --> 01:06:17,377 - What? 1574 01:06:17,411 --> 01:06:18,445 - Fuck boys. 1575 01:06:20,715 --> 01:06:23,585 - Just wait, just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1576 01:06:23,618 --> 01:06:24,719 Don't leave yet. 1577 01:06:24,752 --> 01:06:26,353 - Leo, what the fuck? 1578 01:06:26,386 --> 01:06:27,020 - Don't leave. 1579 01:06:27,054 --> 01:06:28,288 Just don't leave yet. 1580 01:06:28,322 --> 01:06:30,491 Hey, you can still jump back. 1581 01:06:30,525 --> 01:06:31,559 - You're kidnapping me? 1582 01:06:31,593 --> 01:06:32,493 - No, I just- 1583 01:06:32,527 --> 01:06:33,561 - Oh, you're finally gonna murder me? 1584 01:06:33,595 --> 01:06:35,062 - I could tie us back up. 1585 01:06:35,095 --> 01:06:37,130 Or you can come for a ride. 1586 01:06:43,337 --> 01:06:44,238 - Seriously? 1587 01:06:50,344 --> 01:06:51,245 - Please. 1588 01:06:58,418 --> 01:07:02,022 - I was starting to think that this wasn't even a real boat. 1589 01:08:34,314 --> 01:08:37,150 - On the way out to Catalina. 1590 01:08:37,184 --> 01:08:38,753 It's pretty, huh? 1591 01:08:40,722 --> 01:08:41,623 - Yeah. 1592 01:08:47,095 --> 01:08:49,964 - Yeah, this is kind of the only place I... 1593 01:08:49,998 --> 01:08:52,399 I don't know, where I can get clear. 1594 01:08:53,534 --> 01:08:56,403 The city, everything just gets so blurry, you know? 1595 01:08:59,206 --> 01:09:00,675 - Yeah, it's nice. 1596 01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:07,247 So what happened? 1597 01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:11,819 - With Mina? - No, not with Mina. 1598 01:09:11,853 --> 01:09:12,887 I mean, you. 1599 01:09:16,024 --> 01:09:18,526 Why come out here to be a sad moody boy? 1600 01:09:21,062 --> 01:09:23,031 I mean, you don't have to tell me, 1601 01:09:23,064 --> 01:09:25,566 but you did just kidnap me. 1602 01:09:34,274 --> 01:09:38,579 - I got out of a relationship kind of recently 1603 01:09:38,613 --> 01:09:43,316 and it messed me up a little bit so. 1604 01:09:45,586 --> 01:09:46,554 - How recently? 1605 01:09:47,287 --> 01:09:48,589 - Like three years. 1606 01:09:51,559 --> 01:09:52,325 - Okay. 1607 01:09:52,794 --> 01:09:56,931 Three years is not just getting out of her relationship. 1608 01:09:57,598 --> 01:10:01,636 Leo, three years, it's such a long time. 1609 01:10:01,669 --> 01:10:02,570 - I know, I know. 1610 01:10:05,073 --> 01:10:05,973 That's stupid. 1611 01:10:09,744 --> 01:10:10,712 Just time flew. 1612 01:10:13,014 --> 01:10:13,915 - You loved her? 1613 01:10:21,589 --> 01:10:22,757 - Yeah, I did. 1614 01:10:25,292 --> 01:10:27,294 - You still love her. 1615 01:10:29,664 --> 01:10:30,565 - No. 1616 01:10:32,133 --> 01:10:33,400 I don't know. 1617 01:10:35,268 --> 01:10:36,503 I don't think so. 1618 01:10:37,205 --> 01:10:38,371 - You know, I've never really understood 1619 01:10:38,405 --> 01:10:41,274 the attraction to sad boys. 1620 01:10:41,308 --> 01:10:45,079 All these girls, they're gonna go save these sad boys 1621 01:10:45,113 --> 01:10:46,881 and nurse them back to health. 1622 01:10:48,216 --> 01:10:50,317 It's just never really been my thing. 1623 01:10:53,253 --> 01:10:54,354 - How's this? 1624 01:10:55,455 --> 01:10:56,289 - That's much better. 1625 01:10:56,323 --> 01:10:57,925 - This is good. 1626 01:11:00,695 --> 01:11:01,596 - Yeah. 1627 01:11:10,138 --> 01:11:11,205 What time is it? 1628 01:11:11,239 --> 01:11:12,073 - I don't know. 1629 01:11:12,106 --> 01:11:13,775 Where's your phone? 1630 01:11:13,808 --> 01:11:14,942 - Somewhere. 1631 01:11:19,046 --> 01:11:20,114 - What? 1632 01:11:20,148 --> 01:11:21,314 - Stop. - What? 1633 01:11:21,348 --> 01:11:22,349 Whoa, are you serious? 1634 01:11:22,382 --> 01:11:24,284 - I don't have it. 1635 01:11:25,887 --> 01:11:28,488 - You don't have it? - I don't have it. 1636 01:11:28,523 --> 01:11:32,026 - Your 100,000 friends must be so worried about you. 1637 01:11:32,059 --> 01:11:33,694 - 2.1 million. 1638 01:11:37,899 --> 01:11:39,567 - It's been like two hours since you checked. 1639 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:40,835 - You know, they probably are. 1640 01:11:40,868 --> 01:11:41,903 - Worried about you? 1641 01:11:41,936 --> 01:11:42,904 - Yeah. - Okay. 1642 01:11:42,937 --> 01:11:44,605 - I mean, my mom for sure is. 1643 01:11:44,639 --> 01:11:47,041 I had like two anxiety attacks and she constantly thinks 1644 01:11:47,074 --> 01:11:48,709 I'm gonna jump off a building. 1645 01:11:52,947 --> 01:11:53,948 - Are you serious? 1646 01:11:53,981 --> 01:11:55,016 - It's fine. 1647 01:11:57,018 --> 01:11:59,687 - How you never told me that you have anxiety attacks? 1648 01:12:00,521 --> 01:12:01,823 - I mean, who doesn't? 1649 01:12:04,725 --> 01:12:06,260 - If you ever wanna talk about it. 1650 01:12:06,294 --> 01:12:08,229 - Yeah, let's talk about it. 1651 01:12:08,262 --> 01:12:10,131 Let's get like really deep into it. 1652 01:12:10,164 --> 01:12:11,833 - Okay, all right. 1653 01:12:13,100 --> 01:12:14,334 I'm serious. 1654 01:12:20,875 --> 01:12:22,910 But hey, you can tell those people who are worried about you 1655 01:12:22,944 --> 01:12:28,381 that you had a real nice human connection, interaction. 1656 01:12:29,851 --> 01:12:30,952 - Yeah, this has been 1657 01:12:30,985 --> 01:12:35,923 such an amazing connection, interaction. 1658 01:12:35,957 --> 01:12:37,692 I'm having a great time. 1659 01:12:38,458 --> 01:12:39,794 - I'm sorry about tonight. 1660 01:12:39,827 --> 01:12:40,795 That was dramatic. 1661 01:12:40,828 --> 01:12:44,031 - That was nice of her to bring us wine. 1662 01:12:44,065 --> 01:12:45,498 - Yeah. 1663 01:12:45,533 --> 01:12:48,435 Yeah, I didn't appreciate the delivery system, but yeah. 1664 01:12:48,468 --> 01:12:49,837 - She's polite. 1665 01:12:51,772 --> 01:12:52,673 I like her. 1666 01:13:29,777 --> 01:13:30,745 - Hi. 1667 01:13:30,778 --> 01:13:32,213 - Hey. 1668 01:13:32,246 --> 01:13:33,681 - You didn't wake me up. 1669 01:13:34,414 --> 01:13:36,651 - I know better than to wake a woman up. 1670 01:13:41,822 --> 01:13:42,723 Chin up. 1671 01:13:48,095 --> 01:13:49,462 It's to remember me by. 1672 01:13:51,399 --> 01:13:52,499 - Wow. 1673 01:13:56,170 --> 01:13:57,805 Wait, that doesn't make sense 1674 01:13:57,838 --> 01:13:59,540 'cause this is a drawing of me. 1675 01:13:59,573 --> 01:14:02,076 So that would make me remember me. 1676 01:14:03,210 --> 01:14:05,112 I think you should have it. 1677 01:14:05,146 --> 01:14:06,047 You keep it. 1678 01:14:07,048 --> 01:14:07,949 Here. 1679 01:14:10,151 --> 01:14:15,589 For you to remember me by as I sail off into the night, 1680 01:14:16,257 --> 01:14:17,992 never to be seen again. 1681 01:14:20,895 --> 01:14:21,796 Shit. 1682 01:14:27,467 --> 01:14:29,036 What do you doing right now? 1683 01:14:30,805 --> 01:14:33,307 - What did you have in mind? 1684 01:14:33,341 --> 01:14:34,508 - It's a surprise. 1685 01:14:44,518 --> 01:14:46,687 - So, Leo, right? 1686 01:14:46,721 --> 01:14:47,455 - Yeah. 1687 01:14:47,487 --> 01:14:49,056 - And your Callie's partner or? 1688 01:14:49,090 --> 01:14:50,291 - It's undefined. 1689 01:14:50,324 --> 01:14:52,126 - Very cute, undefined. 1690 01:14:52,860 --> 01:14:53,995 - All right, I'll just say it. 1691 01:14:54,028 --> 01:14:55,696 Callie, why did you bring this random guy 1692 01:14:55,730 --> 01:14:57,164 to our family therapy? 1693 01:14:57,198 --> 01:14:58,232 I mean, no offense, bro. 1694 01:14:58,265 --> 01:14:59,333 - We are not all thinking that. 1695 01:14:59,367 --> 01:15:00,868 We are not thinking that. 1696 01:15:00,901 --> 01:15:01,802 - No I was. 1697 01:15:02,436 --> 01:15:03,637 Yeah. 1698 01:15:03,671 --> 01:15:06,240 - It was very nice to meet you family 1699 01:15:06,273 --> 01:15:08,109 at your family therapy. 1700 01:15:08,142 --> 01:15:08,976 I'll just wait outside. 1701 01:15:09,010 --> 01:15:10,478 Nice meeting you. - No, no, no. 1702 01:15:10,511 --> 01:15:12,880 The problem is Leo's having a really hard time 1703 01:15:12,913 --> 01:15:15,950 getting over a breakup that was three years ago. 1704 01:15:15,983 --> 01:15:17,451 So I thought it could be really good for him 1705 01:15:17,485 --> 01:15:18,386 to come talk about it. 1706 01:15:18,419 --> 01:15:19,887 - No, I don't think that. 1707 01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:21,155 - Well also, it could be beneficial for the rest of us 1708 01:15:21,188 --> 01:15:23,491 to listen and start to recognize the difference 1709 01:15:23,524 --> 01:15:25,126 between like a romantic breakup 1710 01:15:25,159 --> 01:15:27,161 and your daughter moving into an apartment. 1711 01:15:27,194 --> 01:15:29,397 - But the difference is it's more painful, Margaret. 1712 01:15:29,430 --> 01:15:31,165 Let's try not to compare, but sure. 1713 01:15:31,198 --> 01:15:33,667 Sometimes, listening to someone else's emotional journey 1714 01:15:33,701 --> 01:15:35,636 can help us self-reflect. 1715 01:15:35,669 --> 01:15:36,904 I just don't think this- 1716 01:15:36,937 --> 01:15:38,139 - She broke his heart and now he sleeps around 1717 01:15:38,172 --> 01:15:39,840 to fill the void that she left. 1718 01:15:40,708 --> 01:15:41,542 - I don't sleep around. 1719 01:15:41,575 --> 01:15:42,410 That's, that's... 1720 01:15:42,443 --> 01:15:43,344 I don't, that's... 1721 01:15:44,045 --> 01:15:46,647 - Can't make a wife out of a hoe, bro. 1722 01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:48,149 She's for the streets now. 1723 01:15:48,182 --> 01:15:50,184 It's time to hop back on that choo choo train. 1724 01:15:50,217 --> 01:15:51,152 You feel me? 1725 01:15:51,185 --> 01:15:52,953 - Why you talk like that? 1726 01:15:52,987 --> 01:15:54,088 - Like what? 1727 01:15:54,121 --> 01:15:57,324 - Wait, so is Callie the choo choo train in that? 1728 01:15:57,358 --> 01:15:58,559 - Come on, please. 1729 01:15:58,592 --> 01:16:01,796 - And she was actually a really great woman 1730 01:16:01,829 --> 01:16:03,898 and she was one of the best people I've ever met, so. 1731 01:16:03,931 --> 01:16:05,199 - Was? 1732 01:16:05,232 --> 01:16:06,567 - Are you dating this guy? 1733 01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:07,902 Oh my god. 1734 01:16:07,935 --> 01:16:09,570 She like dead or something? 1735 01:16:09,603 --> 01:16:11,872 - What? - Oh no. 1736 01:16:11,906 --> 01:16:13,207 - Is she? 1737 01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:16,077 - I take back the stuff about her being a hoe if she's dead. 1738 01:16:16,110 --> 01:16:17,912 - Yeah, that was bad. 1739 01:16:20,147 --> 01:16:20,781 - Okay. 1740 01:16:20,815 --> 01:16:21,649 It was nice to meet you. 1741 01:16:21,682 --> 01:16:22,850 - Leo, I... 1742 01:16:23,518 --> 01:16:24,385 - Wait. 1743 01:16:24,418 --> 01:16:25,820 So like, how did she die? 1744 01:16:25,853 --> 01:16:28,756 - Callie, I don't know if a guy with a dead girlfriend 1745 01:16:28,789 --> 01:16:30,257 is a good choice. 1746 01:16:30,291 --> 01:16:31,358 - I might have to agree. 1747 01:16:31,392 --> 01:16:32,726 - He doesn't have a dead girlfriend. 1748 01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:33,994 - Let's reel this back in, Callie. 1749 01:16:34,028 --> 01:16:36,030 - He sure seemed nice. - Yeah. 1750 01:16:36,063 --> 01:16:38,099 - Seriously, Dan? 1751 01:16:38,132 --> 01:16:39,333 he killed someone. 1752 01:16:39,366 --> 01:16:40,668 - No, he did not. 1753 01:16:40,701 --> 01:16:41,769 He's not a murderer. 1754 01:16:41,802 --> 01:16:43,637 - Can we please get back to here? 1755 01:16:44,371 --> 01:16:46,107 - Was that really bad? 1756 01:16:47,374 --> 01:16:48,275 - It wasn't good. 1757 01:16:53,447 --> 01:16:54,615 - I don't know. 1758 01:16:56,551 --> 01:16:58,886 I mean, can I be with someone 1759 01:16:58,919 --> 01:17:01,255 who's not emotionally available? 1760 01:17:01,288 --> 01:17:02,389 Probably not. 1761 01:17:04,125 --> 01:17:05,759 Do I wanna try? 1762 01:17:07,828 --> 01:17:08,729 Yes. 1763 01:17:10,464 --> 01:17:12,733 I guess that's my toxic trait. 1764 01:17:33,687 --> 01:17:35,856 - So now I'm going down. 1765 01:17:41,630 --> 01:17:44,165 - Oh, hey, Callie girl. 1766 01:17:44,198 --> 01:17:45,499 - Hey, guys. 1767 01:17:45,534 --> 01:17:47,536 Sorry, this is probably a bad time. 1768 01:17:47,569 --> 01:17:48,702 - Oh, no. 1769 01:17:48,736 --> 01:17:49,571 No, no, no, no, no. 1770 01:17:49,604 --> 01:17:51,506 Get your butt in here. 1771 01:17:51,540 --> 01:17:53,307 - Okay. 1772 01:17:53,340 --> 01:17:54,341 Thank you. 1773 01:17:55,544 --> 01:17:57,378 - We got a seat right here. 1774 01:17:57,411 --> 01:17:58,712 - No, it's okay. 1775 01:17:58,746 --> 01:17:59,813 - No, I sit down right here. - No, I don't think- 1776 01:17:59,847 --> 01:18:00,681 - I got a drink for you right here. 1777 01:18:00,714 --> 01:18:01,715 - It's okay. 1778 01:18:01,749 --> 01:18:02,584 - No, take the drink. 1779 01:18:02,617 --> 01:18:03,652 Take the drink. 1780 01:18:03,684 --> 01:18:04,653 Leo, get a drink. 1781 01:18:04,685 --> 01:18:06,521 - And this is Tim. 1782 01:18:06,555 --> 01:18:07,788 This is Bud. 1783 01:18:07,821 --> 01:18:09,190 - Hi. - Hey. 1784 01:18:09,223 --> 01:18:10,124 - I'm Dusty. 1785 01:18:10,157 --> 01:18:10,791 - You're Dusty. 1786 01:18:10,824 --> 01:18:12,493 - And this is Leo. 1787 01:18:12,527 --> 01:18:13,928 - I've heard about him. 1788 01:18:13,961 --> 01:18:14,862 - You know something? 1789 01:18:14,895 --> 01:18:16,197 For as long as we've known Leo, 1790 01:18:16,230 --> 01:18:18,699 I don't think that we have ever been introduced 1791 01:18:18,732 --> 01:18:21,268 to any of his lady friends on his boat. 1792 01:18:21,302 --> 01:18:22,703 - Oh. 1793 01:18:22,736 --> 01:18:24,405 Oh, I'm honored. 1794 01:18:25,472 --> 01:18:26,974 That's a big honor, right? 1795 01:18:27,808 --> 01:18:30,711 - No, I mean, like ever. 1796 01:18:30,744 --> 01:18:32,046 I mean of all... 1797 01:18:32,079 --> 01:18:35,849 - Oh, all the women. - No, that's... 1798 01:18:35,883 --> 01:18:36,750 - No, I think you should. 1799 01:18:36,784 --> 01:18:38,052 I wanna hear it. 1800 01:18:40,821 --> 01:18:41,922 - What is it? 1801 01:18:46,260 --> 01:18:47,461 - To remember me by. 1802 01:18:50,497 --> 01:18:51,332 You don't have to. 1803 01:18:51,365 --> 01:18:52,266 - Yeah, yeah, oh. 1804 01:18:55,704 --> 01:18:56,705 Is that? 1805 01:18:56,737 --> 01:18:58,172 - I never said I was good. 1806 01:18:58,205 --> 01:19:00,074 - Is this me? 1807 01:19:00,107 --> 01:19:00,741 - Yeah. 1808 01:19:00,774 --> 01:19:02,176 I mean, obviously. 1809 01:19:02,209 --> 01:19:03,844 - Yeah, obviously. 1810 01:19:03,877 --> 01:19:04,778 Yeah, it's my boat. 1811 01:19:04,812 --> 01:19:06,814 Wow, it's terrible. 1812 01:19:06,847 --> 01:19:07,682 - Yeah, I know. 1813 01:19:07,716 --> 01:19:12,253 - I love it. 1814 01:19:12,286 --> 01:19:13,287 I love it. 1815 01:19:19,960 --> 01:19:21,529 - So what are you guys doing? 1816 01:19:25,232 --> 01:19:26,200 - My therapy. 1817 01:19:31,606 --> 01:19:32,806 - Salute. 1818 01:19:32,840 --> 01:19:34,475 - To Therapy. - To therapy. 1819 01:20:06,206 --> 01:20:07,107 - Callie. 1820 01:20:08,342 --> 01:20:09,176 I'm peeing. 1821 01:20:09,209 --> 01:20:09,877 - I'm so sorry. 1822 01:20:09,910 --> 01:20:11,312 - Yeah, I was just peeing. 1823 01:20:11,345 --> 01:20:13,380 - I know but like, I thought that that would be funny. 1824 01:20:13,414 --> 01:20:15,684 I thought it'd be payback for the other night or something. 1825 01:20:15,717 --> 01:20:16,718 - Really, I was just peeing. 1826 01:20:16,751 --> 01:20:18,085 - It was such a fucked up idea. 1827 01:20:18,118 --> 01:20:21,422 - It was, and I'd never wanna see your family again. 1828 01:20:21,455 --> 01:20:22,356 - Me either. 1829 01:20:22,389 --> 01:20:24,592 I don't ever wanna see my family again. 1830 01:20:24,626 --> 01:20:25,527 - You wanna make out with me? 1831 01:20:25,560 --> 01:20:27,061 - I wanna do that so bad. 1832 01:20:27,094 --> 01:20:28,697 - All right, let's do that. 1833 01:21:51,546 --> 01:21:54,047 - Callie, you good in there? 1834 01:22:39,894 --> 01:22:41,195 - I'm unwell. 1835 01:22:42,630 --> 01:22:43,997 - You should go to rehab. 1836 01:22:44,031 --> 01:22:45,332 - Don't say that. 1837 01:22:45,365 --> 01:22:47,836 That's really offensive to people who go to rehab. 1838 01:22:47,869 --> 01:22:49,269 It's offensive? - Yeah. 1839 01:22:50,337 --> 01:22:52,841 - Okay, well, I'll apologize to them later. 1840 01:22:52,874 --> 01:22:55,375 Hey, hell of a performance last night. 1841 01:22:57,110 --> 01:22:58,513 - I remember nothing. 1842 01:23:00,214 --> 01:23:01,649 Why don't I do that? 1843 01:23:01,683 --> 01:23:02,851 - You wanna scrub it? 1844 01:23:02,884 --> 01:23:03,718 - Yeah. 1845 01:23:03,751 --> 01:23:04,886 - You wanna scrub it? 1846 01:23:04,919 --> 01:23:05,887 - I know you do, earn my keep around. 1847 01:23:05,920 --> 01:23:06,788 - Brush side. 1848 01:23:06,821 --> 01:23:07,622 It is the brush side down. 1849 01:23:07,655 --> 01:23:08,523 - Oh. 1850 01:23:08,556 --> 01:23:09,824 - And dip it in the water. 1851 01:23:09,858 --> 01:23:10,692 The good water, the clean water. 1852 01:23:10,725 --> 01:23:11,826 Not the- 1853 01:23:11,860 --> 01:23:12,660 - This is like so much more complicated 1854 01:23:12,694 --> 01:23:13,828 than you made it sound. 1855 01:23:13,862 --> 01:23:15,162 - It's very simple. It's very simple. 1856 01:23:15,195 --> 01:23:17,164 - We're not going that far out into the ocean. 1857 01:23:17,197 --> 01:23:18,933 - It doesn't matter. 1858 01:23:18,967 --> 01:23:20,067 I'm still gonna throw up. 1859 01:23:20,100 --> 01:23:21,201 - I don't think you're gonna throw up 1860 01:23:21,235 --> 01:23:23,170 that's being a little dramatic. 1861 01:23:23,203 --> 01:23:25,740 - Wait, are you Callie Girl? 1862 01:23:26,941 --> 01:23:28,442 - Yeah. 1863 01:23:28,475 --> 01:23:29,176 Hi. 1864 01:23:29,209 --> 01:23:30,645 - Wait, this is so crazy. 1865 01:23:30,678 --> 01:23:32,012 I watch all of your stuff. 1866 01:23:32,045 --> 01:23:32,981 I like, love you. 1867 01:23:33,013 --> 01:23:34,081 - Oh my God. Thank you. 1868 01:23:34,114 --> 01:23:35,015 That's really nice. 1869 01:23:35,048 --> 01:23:36,851 - I follow her on Instagram. 1870 01:23:36,885 --> 01:23:38,485 - Real life influencer. 1871 01:23:40,788 --> 01:23:42,222 - Shit, this is boat guy? 1872 01:23:43,056 --> 01:23:44,692 - Boat guy. 1873 01:23:44,726 --> 01:23:45,560 You talking about me? 1874 01:23:45,593 --> 01:23:46,493 I'm boat guy? 1875 01:23:47,294 --> 01:23:48,830 - Yeah, thank you so much. 1876 01:23:48,863 --> 01:23:50,832 I really appreciate you. 1877 01:23:50,865 --> 01:23:51,799 Thanks for that. 1878 01:23:51,833 --> 01:23:53,601 - I'm so sorry for your loss. 1879 01:23:54,702 --> 01:23:55,603 - My loss? 1880 01:23:57,672 --> 01:23:58,573 Actually... 1881 01:23:58,606 --> 01:23:59,807 Actually, do you mind if I just take, 1882 01:23:59,841 --> 01:24:01,676 I haven't seen it before. 1883 01:24:02,810 --> 01:24:04,177 I haven't seen it. 1884 01:24:04,211 --> 01:24:05,980 - I feel like I might have kinda like, screw this up? 1885 01:24:06,014 --> 01:24:06,948 - No, no. 1886 01:24:06,981 --> 01:24:08,482 I just haven't seen it before. 1887 01:24:08,516 --> 01:24:09,182 - Okay. 1888 01:24:09,216 --> 01:24:10,818 Yeah, this is the new one. 1889 01:24:10,852 --> 01:24:11,786 - Oh, okay. 1890 01:24:12,486 --> 01:24:14,789 - In the boat bathroom, you flush with your foot. 1891 01:24:14,822 --> 01:24:16,056 Look. 1892 01:24:16,089 --> 01:24:18,325 Science. 1893 01:24:18,358 --> 01:24:19,459 Okay. 1894 01:24:19,493 --> 01:24:20,895 You're welcome for showing you that. 1895 01:24:21,629 --> 01:24:23,765 I'm pretty sure I'm like a major asshole 1896 01:24:23,798 --> 01:24:26,400 'cause I think his ex is dead, 1897 01:24:26,433 --> 01:24:31,271 which makes me like such a shitty person, right? 1898 01:24:37,979 --> 01:24:39,013 - Thanks. 1899 01:24:39,047 --> 01:24:40,480 - Sure. - Yeah. 1900 01:24:40,515 --> 01:24:41,448 - Okay. 1901 01:24:41,481 --> 01:24:42,316 Bye. 1902 01:24:42,349 --> 01:24:43,083 Sorry. 1903 01:24:43,116 --> 01:24:45,352 It's really nice to meet you. 1904 01:24:45,385 --> 01:24:46,320 Sorry. 1905 01:24:50,592 --> 01:24:51,358 - I was really drunk. 1906 01:24:51,391 --> 01:24:52,660 And that was way outta context 1907 01:24:52,694 --> 01:24:54,227 because I said a lot of stuff after that. 1908 01:24:54,261 --> 01:24:56,864 I actually said that I was gonna stop filming you. 1909 01:24:58,633 --> 01:24:59,801 - Yeah, what was that? 1910 01:24:59,834 --> 01:25:01,836 - Yeah, just watch the ones before 1911 01:25:01,869 --> 01:25:03,303 because it'll make way more sense. 1912 01:25:03,337 --> 01:25:05,372 - I mean, what was it though? 1913 01:25:05,405 --> 01:25:07,307 You're like, documenting me or? 1914 01:25:07,341 --> 01:25:10,778 - No, I'm not documenting you. 1915 01:25:10,812 --> 01:25:12,279 - I just... 1916 01:25:12,312 --> 01:25:14,048 I thought that we said that we were gonna be real, Callie. 1917 01:25:14,082 --> 01:25:15,182 - Yeah, we are. 1918 01:25:16,951 --> 01:25:18,987 - You know, it's my fault 1919 01:25:19,020 --> 01:25:20,888 'cause I know that this is what you do 1920 01:25:20,922 --> 01:25:23,691 and I shouldn't known better. 1921 01:25:23,725 --> 01:25:24,826 Right? 1922 01:25:24,859 --> 01:25:25,860 - Leo. 1923 01:25:25,893 --> 01:25:26,728 Leo, come on. 1924 01:25:26,761 --> 01:25:27,929 - No, no. 1925 01:25:27,962 --> 01:25:31,532 Seriously, I just think that you should probably go. 1926 01:25:32,867 --> 01:25:34,201 - Can we talk about it? 1927 01:25:34,234 --> 01:25:35,335 - I mean, I don't know what we're gonna talk about. 1928 01:25:35,369 --> 01:25:37,137 Callie, you said that my ex is dead. 1929 01:25:37,170 --> 01:25:38,338 You're just like making up stories. 1930 01:25:38,372 --> 01:25:39,807 She lives in the valley. 1931 01:25:39,841 --> 01:25:40,942 - The valley? 1932 01:25:40,975 --> 01:25:42,777 Why do you have a box of her stuff? 1933 01:25:42,810 --> 01:25:43,978 She just moved to the valley? 1934 01:25:44,012 --> 01:25:45,178 - You went do my stuff? 1935 01:25:45,212 --> 01:25:46,413 - You have a hospital bracelet in there. 1936 01:25:46,446 --> 01:25:49,717 So I thought, like Bella said it and then I- 1937 01:25:49,751 --> 01:25:51,151 - How are you going through my stuff? 1938 01:25:51,184 --> 01:25:52,486 - No, I'm not like going through your stuff. 1939 01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:54,488 You should keep toilet paper next to your toilet 1940 01:25:54,522 --> 01:25:56,057 so people don't have to open your cabinet. 1941 01:25:56,090 --> 01:25:57,125 - Yeah, Callie, I know where toilet paper goes. 1942 01:25:57,157 --> 01:25:58,291 Why did you go through my stuff? 1943 01:25:58,325 --> 01:25:59,961 - Why do you have a hospital bracelet? 1944 01:25:59,994 --> 01:26:01,261 - Because maybe I gave her an edible 1945 01:26:01,294 --> 01:26:02,664 when she got really high and I had to take her 1946 01:26:02,697 --> 01:26:03,998 to the hospital because she thought she was gonna die 1947 01:26:04,032 --> 01:26:04,999 but everything was fine. 1948 01:26:05,033 --> 01:26:06,199 It was a really nice memory 1949 01:26:06,233 --> 01:26:07,367 and I wanted to just keep it just private. 1950 01:26:07,401 --> 01:26:08,168 'Cause that's where private things go. 1951 01:26:08,201 --> 01:26:09,369 - Leo, that's weird. 1952 01:26:09,403 --> 01:26:10,672 It's so weird you still have that. 1953 01:26:10,705 --> 01:26:12,140 It's weird that you have her stuff. 1954 01:26:12,172 --> 01:26:13,173 - Yeah, okay. It's weird. 1955 01:26:13,206 --> 01:26:14,474 So I'm just a big weirdo, okay. 1956 01:26:14,509 --> 01:26:15,510 So you're just gonna capture the weirdos stuff 1957 01:26:15,543 --> 01:26:17,277 and put it on your talk ticker, 1958 01:26:17,310 --> 01:26:18,813 and you're just gonna put it out to the internet 1959 01:26:18,846 --> 01:26:20,815 and you're just gonna expose the weirdo's life, right? 1960 01:26:20,848 --> 01:26:22,416 You're gonna expose it to your whole internet friends? 1961 01:26:22,449 --> 01:26:24,152 - How could I expose you? 1962 01:26:24,184 --> 01:26:25,653 I know nothing about you. 1963 01:26:25,687 --> 01:26:27,121 I mean clearly, you won't tell me anything about yourself. 1964 01:26:27,155 --> 01:26:28,488 - Well this is why, Callie. 1965 01:26:28,523 --> 01:26:29,456 - Why? 1966 01:26:29,489 --> 01:26:30,958 Because now I know something about you? 1967 01:26:30,992 --> 01:26:32,492 Why is that such a bad thing if people even know about you? 1968 01:26:32,527 --> 01:26:34,227 - 'Cause it's not up to you. 1969 01:26:34,261 --> 01:26:36,564 'Cause it's not your story to tell, Callie. 1970 01:26:37,297 --> 01:26:38,966 I fucked up. 1971 01:26:39,000 --> 01:26:39,967 Callie, I used... 1972 01:26:40,935 --> 01:26:42,402 I was not a very good guy. 1973 01:26:43,571 --> 01:26:45,807 But I thought I could be a good guy with you. 1974 01:26:47,340 --> 01:26:48,676 And I see now that that's not possible 1975 01:26:48,710 --> 01:26:51,211 because Callie, you're really fucking self-centered 1976 01:26:51,244 --> 01:26:53,181 and everybody just plays this tiny little role 1977 01:26:53,213 --> 01:26:54,749 in your little story, right? 1978 01:26:57,885 --> 01:27:00,922 - You're one to talk, Leo. 1979 01:27:00,955 --> 01:27:02,790 Look, I know your game. 1980 01:27:02,824 --> 01:27:05,193 You bring women here to give them, what was it? 1981 01:27:05,225 --> 01:27:06,527 Memories? 1982 01:27:06,561 --> 01:27:08,529 A little fantasy? Romance? 1983 01:27:08,563 --> 01:27:10,932 Don't act like that's not what this is. 1984 01:27:10,965 --> 01:27:11,966 I'm not really here. 1985 01:27:12,432 --> 01:27:15,302 I'm not really in your world 'cause you won't let me in. 1986 01:27:16,236 --> 01:27:17,705 - This is exactly what I'm talking about, Callie. 1987 01:27:17,739 --> 01:27:20,908 Everybody just exists inside your little privilege bubble. 1988 01:27:21,676 --> 01:27:23,945 They don't matter unless they are in your little story. 1989 01:27:23,978 --> 01:27:24,912 You just do everything, what? 1990 01:27:24,946 --> 01:27:25,880 To be like by total strangers? 1991 01:27:25,913 --> 01:27:27,148 - I don't need to be liked. 1992 01:27:27,181 --> 01:27:28,281 That's not what this is about. 1993 01:27:28,315 --> 01:27:29,249 - That's exactly what this is about. 1994 01:27:29,282 --> 01:27:30,450 - No, it's not what it's about. 1995 01:27:30,484 --> 01:27:31,853 I'm trying to do something with my life. 1996 01:27:31,886 --> 01:27:34,188 So yeah, I share personal details because I have to. 1997 01:27:34,222 --> 01:27:35,590 But at least I want something, Leo. 1998 01:27:35,623 --> 01:27:37,759 I'm not 28 years old living on a boat. 1999 01:27:37,792 --> 01:27:40,494 Mourning a breakup that was three fucking years ago. 2000 01:27:40,528 --> 01:27:42,697 Like, get over it, dude. 2001 01:27:45,432 --> 01:27:47,201 - So this is the real Callie. 2002 01:27:47,235 --> 01:27:48,502 It's nice to finally meet you. 2003 01:27:48,536 --> 01:27:49,469 - Can't say the same 'cause I still don't know 2004 01:27:49,503 --> 01:27:50,805 who the fuck you are. 2005 01:27:50,838 --> 01:27:52,507 - That's funny because you have no problem sharing 2006 01:27:52,540 --> 01:27:53,741 personal details about my life. 2007 01:27:53,775 --> 01:27:55,009 - I shared personal details about my life. 2008 01:27:55,042 --> 01:27:57,044 You're just in my life right now. 2009 01:27:57,078 --> 01:27:58,378 So Yeah, I talked about you. 2010 01:27:58,411 --> 01:27:59,279 - You're so fake. 2011 01:27:59,312 --> 01:28:00,413 - I'm not fake. 2012 01:28:01,082 --> 01:28:02,550 You're fake. 2013 01:28:02,583 --> 01:28:03,951 - Callie, if you're real, then why don't you show them you? 2014 01:28:03,985 --> 01:28:06,053 You're addicted to your phone having anxiety attacks 2015 01:28:06,087 --> 01:28:07,255 every day because you're obsessing 2016 01:28:07,287 --> 01:28:08,321 over other people's lives, 2017 01:28:08,355 --> 01:28:09,456 giving yourself an anxiety disorder 2018 01:28:09,489 --> 01:28:10,490 - Oh, that's my diagnosis? 2019 01:28:10,525 --> 01:28:12,359 - Yeah, that's your diagnosis. 2020 01:28:14,361 --> 01:28:15,897 Care more about clout than you do actual people 2021 01:28:15,930 --> 01:28:17,098 in your life. 2022 01:28:17,131 --> 01:28:18,099 - You know the word clout? 2023 01:28:18,132 --> 01:28:18,966 - Yeah, I know the word clout. 2024 01:28:19,000 --> 01:28:20,101 Didn't hip hop. 2025 01:28:20,134 --> 01:28:21,468 - Okay, great. 2026 01:28:21,501 --> 01:28:22,737 Well if you're done enlightening me on everything 2027 01:28:22,770 --> 01:28:23,638 that's wrong with me, I think I'm gonna go. 2028 01:28:23,671 --> 01:28:24,205 - No, no, no. 2029 01:28:24,238 --> 01:28:25,139 I asked you to go. 2030 01:28:25,173 --> 01:28:26,406 - When did you ask me to go? 2031 01:28:26,439 --> 01:28:27,508 - You don't listen to me. 2032 01:28:27,542 --> 01:28:29,210 Earlier, I told you you should go. 2033 01:28:29,243 --> 01:28:30,477 I told you to go. 2034 01:28:30,511 --> 01:28:32,647 - Well, I'm not gonna go if you told me to go. 2035 01:28:32,680 --> 01:28:33,313 - Well, I did. 2036 01:28:33,346 --> 01:28:34,248 I told you to go. 2037 01:28:34,282 --> 01:28:35,516 - I'm not gonna go then 2038 01:28:35,550 --> 01:28:37,518 'cause why would I go if you tell me to go? 2039 01:28:37,552 --> 01:28:40,988 - All right, well, I'm gonna go. 2040 01:28:41,022 --> 01:28:41,923 - I'm not leaving. 2041 01:28:41,956 --> 01:28:43,124 - That's fine, I'm leaving. 2042 01:28:43,157 --> 01:28:44,357 - Good. - Good. 2043 01:29:06,514 --> 01:29:07,582 - Does it go any faster? 2044 01:29:49,824 --> 01:29:50,490 - Oh, there we go. 2045 01:29:50,524 --> 01:29:51,926 - I wanna look popular. 2046 01:29:51,959 --> 01:29:52,994 - You are popular. 2047 01:29:53,027 --> 01:29:54,295 - No, I wanna look popular. 2048 01:29:54,328 --> 01:29:55,462 - Look up. 2049 01:30:02,169 --> 01:30:03,037 - Callie? 2050 01:30:05,239 --> 01:30:06,340 What do you need from us right now? 2051 01:30:06,374 --> 01:30:07,508 Do you wanna talk about this meltdown 2052 01:30:07,541 --> 01:30:08,643 or should we just ignore you 2053 01:30:08,676 --> 01:30:09,877 and pretend like it's not happening? 2054 01:30:09,911 --> 01:30:12,013 - Pretend like it's not happening. 2055 01:30:17,885 --> 01:30:20,688 - Maybe we do video, like I could do like a little like. 2056 01:30:20,721 --> 01:30:22,556 - If you're done enlightening me on everything 2057 01:30:22,590 --> 01:30:23,991 that's wrong with me, I think I'm gonna go. 2058 01:30:24,025 --> 01:30:25,492 - No, no, no. 2059 01:30:25,526 --> 01:30:26,493 I asked you to go. 2060 01:30:26,527 --> 01:30:27,528 - When did you ask me to go? 2061 01:30:27,561 --> 01:30:28,663 - You don't listen to me. 2062 01:30:28,696 --> 01:30:29,397 Earlier, I told you you should go. 2063 01:30:29,429 --> 01:30:30,665 I told you to go. 2064 01:30:30,698 --> 01:30:31,365 - Well, I'm not gonna go if you told me to go. 2065 01:30:31,399 --> 01:30:32,333 - Well, I did. 2066 01:30:32,366 --> 01:30:33,200 I told you to go. 2067 01:30:33,234 --> 01:30:34,467 - I'm not gonna go then 2068 01:30:34,501 --> 01:30:35,803 'cause why would I go if you tell me to go? 2069 01:30:35,836 --> 01:30:39,373 - All right, well, I'm gonna go. 2070 01:30:46,380 --> 01:30:49,216 - I fucking hate people! 2071 01:30:56,157 --> 01:30:58,159 - I ate a scone I liked. 2072 01:31:01,395 --> 01:31:02,530 - Very cool. 2073 01:31:04,198 --> 01:31:05,599 Where was it from? 2074 01:31:05,633 --> 01:31:07,268 - It was from Whole Foods. 2075 01:31:08,002 --> 01:31:11,238 - I hear they have a good baked goods section. 2076 01:31:12,039 --> 01:31:14,675 - I got dumped and I'm getting canceled again. 2077 01:31:14,709 --> 01:31:16,377 So could somebody please give a shit? 2078 01:31:16,410 --> 01:31:17,477 - Oh my God, finally. 2079 01:31:17,511 --> 01:31:18,412 - You literally told us to pretend 2080 01:31:18,446 --> 01:31:19,447 like nothing was happening. 2081 01:31:19,680 --> 01:31:21,716 - I didn't really have a scone, I panicked. 2082 01:31:25,853 --> 01:31:26,754 - Oh. 2083 01:31:42,403 --> 01:31:43,503 - Hey man. 2084 01:31:49,210 --> 01:31:50,277 - Oh, shit man. 2085 01:31:50,311 --> 01:31:51,579 I missed another one? 2086 01:31:52,213 --> 01:31:53,814 Yeah, you missed another one. 2087 01:31:56,050 --> 01:31:57,251 - I'm sorry. I just... 2088 01:32:03,090 --> 01:32:04,558 - You wanna talk about it? 2089 01:32:05,426 --> 01:32:06,594 - Talk about what? 2090 01:32:08,562 --> 01:32:10,197 - Okay, we won't talk about it. 2091 01:32:12,333 --> 01:32:13,868 Callie coming by tonight? 2092 01:32:15,336 --> 01:32:16,237 - Nope. 2093 01:32:19,173 --> 01:32:20,074 - What happened? 2094 01:32:25,279 --> 01:32:26,547 You're an idiot. 2095 01:32:28,082 --> 01:32:29,050 - I'm an idiot? 2096 01:32:29,083 --> 01:32:30,484 - Yeah, you're an idiot if you don't know 2097 01:32:30,519 --> 01:32:32,353 that girl's special. 2098 01:32:32,386 --> 01:32:33,754 - Oh, that's why I'm an idiot, bud, 2099 01:32:33,788 --> 01:32:35,689 because that's exactly what I thought. 2100 01:32:35,723 --> 01:32:37,725 - I saw the way you looked at her. 2101 01:32:37,758 --> 01:32:39,060 - She's putting on a show. 2102 01:32:39,260 --> 01:32:42,897 - So how the hell is that any different than you? 2103 01:32:45,232 --> 01:32:47,835 Oh, come on, you bring these women up on our dock, 2104 01:32:47,868 --> 01:32:50,871 on your rose pedaled boat for a night or two. 2105 01:32:50,905 --> 01:32:51,872 - No. 2106 01:32:51,906 --> 01:32:53,007 - Isn't that the Leo show? 2107 01:32:53,040 --> 01:32:53,941 - It's different. 2108 01:32:55,709 --> 01:32:57,478 - Be an idiot, I'm fine with that. 2109 01:32:57,512 --> 01:32:59,713 Just don't be a hypocrite. 2110 01:33:00,948 --> 01:33:01,882 - You should charged a lot more 2111 01:33:01,916 --> 01:33:03,350 for these therapy sessions, bud. 2112 01:33:03,384 --> 01:33:06,120 - You should watch her videos. 2113 01:33:11,659 --> 01:33:13,227 - You seen her videos? 2114 01:33:13,260 --> 01:33:14,295 - Of course I've seen them. 2115 01:33:14,328 --> 01:33:15,629 My niece is obsessed with her. 2116 01:33:15,663 --> 01:33:17,566 I can't get her to stop talking about you too. 2117 01:33:17,598 --> 01:33:18,933 - How did you? 2118 01:33:18,966 --> 01:33:20,501 So you knew about this, the whole- 2119 01:33:20,535 --> 01:33:22,770 - Just watch the videos. 2120 01:33:22,803 --> 01:33:24,071 - I don't have a phone, bud. 2121 01:33:24,105 --> 01:33:24,738 I can't. 2122 01:33:24,772 --> 01:33:26,173 - Well get a damn phone. 2123 01:33:26,207 --> 01:33:28,442 - No, I don't wanna fall into the same exact trap 2124 01:33:28,476 --> 01:33:29,578 as everybody else. 2125 01:33:29,610 --> 01:33:31,011 - Would you cut that bullshit? 2126 01:33:31,045 --> 01:33:32,613 Can you just stop running from the world? 2127 01:33:32,646 --> 01:33:34,782 - That's exactly what you guys do. 2128 01:33:35,517 --> 01:33:37,384 You hide out here away from your family 2129 01:33:37,418 --> 01:33:38,385 and your problems, right? 2130 01:33:38,419 --> 01:33:39,620 - You're not like us. 2131 01:33:40,855 --> 01:33:43,757 You're too young, Leo. 2132 01:33:44,658 --> 01:33:46,660 We made our choices. 2133 01:33:46,694 --> 01:33:49,196 You got your whole world in front of you. 2134 01:33:51,966 --> 01:33:52,900 Look at me. 2135 01:33:55,570 --> 01:33:57,338 June is the past. 2136 01:33:58,472 --> 01:33:59,640 Move on. 2137 01:34:04,579 --> 01:34:06,615 You know, if you are my son- 2138 01:34:06,647 --> 01:34:07,781 - Don't tell me that I'm an idiot. 2139 01:34:07,815 --> 01:34:11,352 - I'd tell you that you're a good guy 2140 01:34:12,621 --> 01:34:14,221 without having to try so hard. 2141 01:34:15,923 --> 01:34:17,858 And you gotta start seeing yourself properly 2142 01:34:17,892 --> 01:34:21,162 because if you don't, if you don't, 2143 01:34:22,029 --> 01:34:23,931 you're gonna keep missing everything good 2144 01:34:23,964 --> 01:34:26,233 that's right in front of you. 2145 01:34:33,741 --> 01:34:35,276 - And stuff it. 2146 01:34:35,943 --> 01:34:39,446 - She gave me the weirdest look when I asked about Ryan. 2147 01:34:39,480 --> 01:34:42,016 - Suck that belly in long spine. 2148 01:34:42,049 --> 01:34:44,185 Good, Margaret. 2149 01:34:44,218 --> 01:34:45,986 And reverse plank. 2150 01:34:46,020 --> 01:34:47,121 - So I can't help but thinking 2151 01:34:47,154 --> 01:34:49,757 he might not be in law school anymore. 2152 01:34:49,790 --> 01:34:51,959 - So sus, bro. 2153 01:34:54,695 --> 01:34:56,297 - Suck that belly in, Bella. 2154 01:34:57,264 --> 01:34:57,998 - Have you heard anything? 2155 01:34:58,032 --> 01:34:59,934 - Bella, look at my belly. 2156 01:34:59,967 --> 01:35:00,834 Suck it in like that. 2157 01:35:00,868 --> 01:35:02,036 - Your body's shaming me. 2158 01:35:02,069 --> 01:35:03,404 - Callie? 2159 01:35:03,437 --> 01:35:04,905 Callie. - What? 2160 01:35:05,706 --> 01:35:06,907 - You're not even listening to me, are you? 2161 01:35:06,941 --> 01:35:09,710 - You're literally talking about nothing. 2162 01:35:09,743 --> 01:35:12,213 - Yeah, I guess my life is nothing to you. 2163 01:35:12,246 --> 01:35:12,880 You know what? 2164 01:35:12,913 --> 01:35:14,081 This is the problem. 2165 01:35:14,114 --> 01:35:15,684 - Okay, whenever we're ready, 2166 01:35:15,716 --> 01:35:16,585 we're gonna make our way to our feet. 2167 01:35:16,618 --> 01:35:17,918 - You're never here. 2168 01:35:17,952 --> 01:35:21,355 I mean, you're here, but you're not here. 2169 01:35:21,388 --> 01:35:22,323 - And you wonder why I'm so anal 2170 01:35:22,356 --> 01:35:23,658 about spending time with you. 2171 01:35:23,692 --> 01:35:25,259 Well, maybe it's because when I spend time with my daughter, 2172 01:35:25,292 --> 01:35:27,928 she doesn't actually care to spend it with me. 2173 01:35:27,962 --> 01:35:30,331 - Mom, could we skip the drama? 2174 01:35:38,472 --> 01:35:39,873 - Should we just call it a day? 2175 01:35:39,907 --> 01:35:40,941 - Yeah, I think so. 2176 01:35:40,975 --> 01:35:41,875 - Okay. 2177 01:35:44,311 --> 01:35:47,047 - Hey, do you think it was like really that bad? 2178 01:35:48,782 --> 01:35:51,952 - Well, I guess you're on your phone a lot 2179 01:35:51,986 --> 01:35:54,121 during our sessions. 2180 01:35:54,154 --> 01:35:55,624 - Yeah. 2181 01:35:55,657 --> 01:35:57,791 - I mean, you barely do the workouts. 2182 01:35:58,660 --> 01:36:00,094 Like, why are you here? 2183 01:36:02,296 --> 01:36:03,464 - Thank you. 2184 01:36:03,497 --> 01:36:04,898 - Okay, have a good one. 2185 01:36:37,364 --> 01:36:38,533 - Are you mad? 2186 01:36:39,400 --> 01:36:40,801 - I'm not mad. 2187 01:36:43,538 --> 01:36:45,272 You just hurt yourself, Callie. 2188 01:36:46,073 --> 01:36:50,344 I mean, you used to be so excited about everything. 2189 01:36:50,377 --> 01:36:53,147 So engaged and present and so funny. 2190 01:36:53,180 --> 01:36:53,881 - Ugh. 2191 01:36:53,914 --> 01:36:55,449 Now I feel terrible. 2192 01:36:55,482 --> 01:36:56,450 - Ugh. 2193 01:36:56,685 --> 01:36:58,452 I can never say the right thing with you. 2194 01:37:01,455 --> 01:37:03,924 I just mean that you're not here with me. 2195 01:37:05,959 --> 01:37:08,195 You're always someplace else. 2196 01:37:10,598 --> 01:37:11,533 - Yeah, I don't know. 2197 01:37:11,566 --> 01:37:15,069 I guess I feel like I've just... 2198 01:37:15,102 --> 01:37:17,438 I've been like living in a blur. 2199 01:37:17,471 --> 01:37:19,808 - I think maybe you should come at home again 2200 01:37:19,840 --> 01:37:21,475 for a while just until you feel it's okay. 2201 01:37:21,509 --> 01:37:22,544 - It's not gonna happen. 2202 01:37:22,577 --> 01:37:23,377 - What if you have another episode? 2203 01:37:23,410 --> 01:37:24,278 - Relentless. 2204 01:37:24,311 --> 01:37:26,180 - So you could just stay tonight. 2205 01:37:26,914 --> 01:37:27,981 - Bella's in my room. 2206 01:37:28,015 --> 01:37:29,249 - I can put her out on the street. 2207 01:37:29,283 --> 01:37:31,285 - Oh, you're gonna put her out on the street? 2208 01:37:35,956 --> 01:37:37,759 - I was gonna do it anyway if she called me bro 2209 01:37:37,792 --> 01:37:39,493 one more time. 2210 01:37:39,527 --> 01:37:40,695 - Bro, come, bro. 2211 01:37:40,729 --> 01:37:42,196 - Okay, Karen, sheesh. 2212 01:37:42,229 --> 01:37:44,031 - This is definitely not shi, 2213 01:37:44,064 --> 01:37:45,232 it's like a sheee. 2214 01:37:45,265 --> 01:37:45,899 - Sheee. 2215 01:37:45,933 --> 01:37:46,768 - No, it's higher. 2216 01:37:46,801 --> 01:37:48,302 It's like a sheeee. 2217 01:37:48,335 --> 01:37:49,738 - Sheeees. 2218 01:37:49,771 --> 01:37:50,871 - Sheees. 2219 01:37:57,512 --> 01:37:59,547 - How did I give birth to that? 2220 01:37:59,581 --> 01:38:02,216 - It's mad sauce, bro. 2221 01:38:03,250 --> 01:38:04,118 - No cap. 2222 01:38:04,151 --> 01:38:06,788 - This is mad sauce, bro, no cap. 2223 01:38:06,821 --> 01:38:10,023 No cap on God. 2224 01:38:10,057 --> 01:38:11,258 - What does that even mean? 2225 01:38:11,291 --> 01:38:11,925 - I don't know. 2226 01:38:11,959 --> 01:38:13,260 I don't know. 2227 01:38:16,831 --> 01:38:18,165 - When I'm with him, 2228 01:38:18,198 --> 01:38:20,934 I'm not thinking about everything else all at once. 2229 01:38:20,968 --> 01:38:24,271 I'm just kind of living. 2230 01:38:36,083 --> 01:38:39,052 He's like a gentle gladiator. 2231 01:38:39,086 --> 01:38:40,421 He's nice and he's kind, 2232 01:38:40,454 --> 01:38:43,424 but he could totally fight in a medieval war. 2233 01:38:43,457 --> 01:38:44,958 He's that hot. 2234 01:38:49,329 --> 01:38:54,067 I feel like he's the only person who really sees me. 2235 01:39:44,218 --> 01:39:47,755 ? We're always on a different side ? 2236 01:39:47,789 --> 01:39:50,625 ? Of a lover's carousel ? 2237 01:39:50,658 --> 01:39:53,494 ? I give what I can offer ? 2238 01:39:53,528 --> 01:39:58,733 ? It's funny how it all just goes around ? 2239 01:40:02,135 --> 01:40:07,374 ? Goes around ? 2240 01:40:07,842 --> 01:40:13,080 ? Goes around ? 2241 01:40:14,147 --> 01:40:16,784 ? Goes around ? 2242 01:40:22,557 --> 01:40:27,227 - Maybe some things aren't meant to last forever. 2243 01:40:27,261 --> 01:40:31,465 Some things can just exist in the moment or whatever. 2244 01:40:32,366 --> 01:40:34,434 People come into your life. 2245 01:40:34,468 --> 01:40:37,070 It's for a reason to teach you something 2246 01:40:37,104 --> 01:40:40,742 or show you something about yourself. 2247 01:40:41,910 --> 01:40:43,912 Anything good came out of this. 2248 01:40:43,945 --> 01:40:47,347 I definitely saw a part of myself 2249 01:40:50,350 --> 01:40:54,087 at the end of the boat boy. 2250 01:40:55,757 --> 01:40:57,391 Just add that to the list. 151774

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