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A MÉLANIE CHARBONNEAU FILM

FABULOUS

Hi everyone.

Welcome to my channel.

Welcome to my channel,
they say in English.

I'm so happy you're here.
First of all, if you like this video,

like, comment, share,

subscribe to my channel.

Today, I'm going to tell you
about one of my daily struggles.

Wrinkles.

I've put together
a little makeup look,

a very natural,
"woke up like this" kind of look,

because, guess what?
I did not wake up like this.

I wish.

I can't start the day

without BFF's Very Concealer.

I use a mixed brush.

Apply the Very Concealer

to what I call the risk areas.

Then take your Beauty Blender

starting from the inside of the eye

moving outwards. And really

pat. OK, pat.

This will hide the wrinkles.

I really love this shade,
it's called Cotton Candy.

It's a very fresh, summery shade.

BFF's High Star Luminous,

makes points of light on your face.

A foolproof trick
is to use the brush.

Sometimes I'm watching tv and think:
"I'm going to brush my eyebrows."

That's it for today, guys.
Shine bright, Diamonds.

All my clothes scream Saint-Eustache.

Éli.

Éli.

Éli.

How does my outfit look?

They'll definitely keep you.

They'll feel sorry for you,
with your eye.

-I look like a car wreck.
-Know who you remind me of?

You know,
the girl with the glass eye.

Oh no, not her!

She always had one eye open
when we kissed.

Oh did she?

You mean like this.

OK, get off.

Ew.

Hey.

It will all go well.

Coming back to my idea,

we should sell our content.

No one will pay to read us,
we're not the New York Times.

We should just stop with the bullshit

and get Instagram stars
to write our pieces.

Let me stop you there, nobody

pays for the New York Times.

Expresso...

OK, let's concentrate.
Just because we're number one

doesn't mean
we can sit on our asses. So,

Top has to go further to find
national advertisers.

And one potential strategy
is to increase

our ratio of branded content.

We're not an ad agency.

We're an outlet of substance.

Our DNA is in
the quality of our reporting.

OK.

So, tell me

last month's 3 most-read articles.

-10 summer bikinis.
-I know, it's sad.

The woman
who fell down the metro stairs.

And Clara Diamond
and her boyfriend, 5 years in love.

Drop that idea,

she's an airhead
who talks about makeup.

So maybe she is an airhead,

one with what, 800,000 followers?

That's 400,000 more than us,
who will all read us soon.

That's what I was saying.

Fannie, you...

Laurie, her name is Laurie,
it's been 3 months.

Sorry, Laurie. How's it going?

Tell me,

do you know Clara Diamond?

Yes, sometimes I watch her videos.

There.

But I also read the paper.

People, from now on,
the future of Top

will be exclusively in the hands
of influencer writers.

Let's call them the talent.

That's it, talent, everyone,
talent.

That's how
we'll sell them to our advertisers.

And that's how we'll convince them
to come work for us.

Oops, I mean with us.

I was thinking that
at the end of my internship,

well today,
since it's my last day,

I could maybe work as a writer.

What I really want to do is write.

I thought for a first story,
I could write about subway musicians.

I could go on the ground,
live it from their perspective.

What they do...

Yes, I'm coming.

Real anthropological journalism.

Listen hon, you're clearly talented,
I have no doubt.

But Sébastien won't hire anyone

with less than 20,000 followers.

Which is not you.

Hello. Yeah, yeah.

Don't worry, I'll write you
a great final evaluation.

Yes.

Thank you anyway.

-Thanks for everything.
-You're welcome.

You should have made a video of

the champagne cork incident,
it would have gone viral for sure.

I'm not going to become the talent
with this face.

Anyway, I'm not going to
monetize my looks

to become the queen of likes.

You definitely don't need to do that.

Listen, I know
you can't stop thinking about it,

so even if you're not the future
of the Top writing room,

we, um...

We can still sleep together.

We did it, what, one time?

That was the last time.

My phone number.

Even though it's already
in your phone, Ms. Gagnon.

-OK, bye.
-Bye.

4 years of university

to be told I don't have
enough Instagram followers.

Welcome to the club.

15 years on this instrument

and rejected by every orchestra
in the city.

All for one minute
of failed audition.

-I think we're worth more than that.
-It doesn't seem like it.

At least you're not waiting for
baby boomers to retire.

Sometimes I want to push them off
their lifetime guaranteed chairs.

Not her again.

Hello objectified woman.

All she does is get
her photo taken on Instagram

with her fake lips and her boyfriend.

Here.

And she's likely a millionaire.

Seriously, this ignorant girl
is going to write instead of me.

Thank you, Clara Diamond.

There.

That's it.

Oh my God, I just got

the best news in the world!

I can't talk about it now, but soon.

I'm living the dream, no joke.

I just couldn't wait to tell Tommy

so I came to surprise him.

I just got home,

to the amazing M condo building.

It's so extra
living on the top floor,

I have a great view.

Look.

What's up.

Hey baby.

-How are you?
-Ok.

We weren't supposed to do
flatlays today.

I told you we were doing a haul.

No, you never said that.

-I'm pretty sure I did.
-I have to set everything back up.

Sorry.

What are you doing? Help her.

That's great.

Cake, cake. Ice cream.

Drink, drink.

I'm going to get it.

Let's go.

Come on, friend.

Let's go.

What's wrong?

We're not staying here.

We said we were having drinks
at Sphere.

You have to calm your girl down,
I just want to have a drink

without anyone jumping down
my throat, it's not that hard.

We won't stay long.
We'll go to Sphere after.

Two gin and tonics.

Show me.

Does it hurt?

-Shit, Éli, I got my period.
-Sorry dude,

I can't help you.

Menstrual cup.

Here.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

Oh my God, what are the chances?

What's she doing here?

We have to talk to her.

No, I'm not talking to her.

I just wanted to say, I think
you always look nice in your photos.

I mean, I don't want to bother you.

I did your wrinkle tutorial

to try to hide my black eye.

Thanks.

You obviously didn't use
the High Star Luminous like I said.

I didn't have any.

Come here.

There you go.

you have to put some
on the tip of your nose.

You're beautiful.

Oh yeah, that works well.

Wait, let's take a photo,
do a little story.

-You can come too.
-No thanks, I'm trying

to save my soul from Instagram.

Smile. No, don't smile.

Here, tag yourself.

-Keep it.
-Really?

Thank you, you're so nice.

I'm doing a meet up

soon, it would be great if you came.

-Shine bright, bye.
-Bye.

"Shine bright."

Hey girls, help increase
the profits of a company

that makes its money
off of women's insecurities.

Woah there.

Fourth time.

-My roommate's here.
-You're the one pushing me.

-I forgot this beauty.
-Yes, the lovely mistakes of youth.

I'm taking off my pants.

Wait a little.

What did I say?

You're funny, you're giving me
lots of mixed signals.

If you don't want to,

-it's cool if you changed your mind.
-No.

-It's not a problem.
-No.

-No?
-No.

OK, then don't move.

I told you not to move.

I couldn't have picked it up
by myself.

Wait.

OK, what is it?

Nothing.

You're messing with me.

OK, no, I...

I'm on my period.

I don't care.

No, I mean not I don't care,
like I don't care,

but if you don't care, I don't care.

-Really?
-Yes, really really.

I want you so badly.

Fuck.

I'm so late.

Oh shit.

OK.

Oh my God, fuck.

I hate being late.

That's the good thing
about being unemployed.

You were an intern,

so technically you're not unemployed.

I'll ignore your comments since
technically you're not my boyfriend.

Kisses, technically.

I'm keeping a souvenir.

Antoine, no.

Antoine.

What the fuck?

One story with her

and I have 850 new followers.

Let me see.

Hashtag BFF.

Little heart, little lipstick.

-Hashtag no friends.
-No, hashtag lots of friends.

Are you putting
a cocksucking hashtag?

Fuck you.

You'll see, all the perverts
will start writing you.

We're going to set up
the antenna here.

Girls, I know you're there.

How many times have I told you
to stay off the roof?

-And your rent is one week late.
-You didn't pay?

You don't want to end up in court.

You're nice young girls, right?

We're sorry Mr. Walid,

we'll give it to you next week,
we promise.

OK.

-And take that couch down please.
-Yes, right away.

-That shirt looks good on you.
-It's really nice.

Right.

I think you're handsome.

Oh yeah, you're very handsome,
Mr. Walid.

Come on girls, seriously.

You've always had magical hands.

It's good that you came back
to work in the region.

It's temporary.

Your mother said you were thinking
of taking over the salon.

That's really good news.

Oh really, she said that?

-Meet me over there.
-OK, thank you.

Your highlight is beautiful,
it brightens your face.

Really.

I haven't seen you for a long time.

Since when have I wanted
to take over your salon?

-I never said that.
-Oh really?

Mrs. Turcotte just told me.

-You know she's not all there.
-Right, seems so.

I'm definitely not going to end up
a hair stylist.

Can't you see I have better things
to do

than talk about your future?
I have a client.

Go finish what you started.

You have beautiful long hair.

Don't be like my daughter,
don't cut it.

OK.

What are we doing, princess?

-I want curls, like her.
-That is beautiful.

Keep it taut and do, like, a 360.

We'll make your hair like hers.

I'm starting to sing.

Good night, Mrs. Turcotte,
see you next Wednesday.

Your highlights look nice.

You're quite happy I'm a hairstylist

when you're in trouble.

This is the last time you come here
asking for work.

Mom, I don't have a job.

You'll find one
with your fancy diplomas.

I'm sorry.

Mom.

I started out renting this chair
when I was 18, my dear girl.

And now this place is mine.

When your father cleared off,

this salon made it possible
for me to raise you.

Don't look to me for a ride to town.

-Great, I'll hitchhike.
-Go on.

Tommy and I, we're not...

So the rumor is true.

Tommy and I, we're not...

We're not together and Annabelle
doesn't want to do my photos anymore.

I don't want to get into the details

and tell you everything.
There's a part of me that wants to

because you're my best friends,
but another part of me

is torn, because I tell myself
that everyone

has a right to their privacy.

Imagine what you will,

yes, one plus one equals two.

But all I wanted to tell you
in this video

is that yes, I'm not with Tommy,
but so many great things are coming

in my life. I'm going to write
for a real outlet finally, for Top.

It's insane.

I'm going to launch
my own collection with BFF.

We're even organizing a meet-up
with BFF to meet you.

All positive things,
so let's focus on that.

Shine bright, Diamonds.

It's simple.

We should have known
about your breakup

before you posted it.

Your relationship drama doesn't work
with our marketing strategy.

It hurts the brand.

We need a positive, inspiring image.

Not a whiny girl.

One, it's not your business
what I do with my channel.

Two,
I'm not going to start lying

to my community about why
I'm less present these days.

For what we're paying you,
it is our business.

You should know
that because of this drama,

Melissa is thinking of
not renewing our contract.

There are tons of "diamonds"
here who want my autograph

and half of the products are already
sold out, thanks to me.

My breakup video is the most watched
on my channel this month.

-Just saying.
-Yeah, whatever.

OK, we've made them wait
more than 15 minutes.

Give me that.

Come on.

Smile.

Clara, Clara...

Oh my God.

So did Tommy cheat on you?

And you're so much prettier
than Anabelle.

Tommy is still a good person.
Everyone makes mistakes.

Do you want a new boyfriend?

Shine bright.

You're so beautiful. Thanks girls.

Hey. Recognize me?

Of course, Laurie Gagnon.
Your friend didn't come?

No, it's not really her style.

-Can we take a photo?
-Yes.

Wait 2 seconds.

Hi, Jess.

Sorry,

I missed your delivery.

I know, can you send it to me again?

We're not paying you
to talk on the phone.

OK, I'll be there in an hour. Thanks.

Will this go much longer?
I'm getting an important package.

I have to be there to sign for it.

No, this is what's important now.

-I know.
-Why not ask your pal to go for you?

Yes, of course, give me your keys.

-Are you sure?
-Yes.

OK, what are you waiting for?

-I live...
-M condo.

Apartment 1903.

You should take photos together
more often.

-Thank you.
-I'm very happy to do it.

BFF.

-Clara Diamond?
-That's me.

Thank you. Bye.

Hi everyone.

Welcome to my channel.

It's your girl, Clara Diamond.

With a new video
you've been waiting for a long time.

My morning routine.

Let's do it.

Every morning I wake up in my room.

I love the decor.

And my sheets are so soft.

Next, I go to the kitchen

and start with a big glass
of kombucha.

It's helpful for...
You know what I mean.

Oh my God. This is so good.

-Hey.
-Hey.

-What are you doing?
-Sorry, I just fixed 1 or 2 mistakes.

Oh yeah, you're good at writing?

I'm not bad.

The woman at Top thinks I'm an idiot.

I really need my first piece
to wow her.

I don't know if it'll wow her, but...

Frida Kahlo could be considered

the mother of the selfie.

Just look at the expression
on her face

and her faux mischievous look.

She would have definitely gotten
at least 500 likes.

This is really good.

-Really?
-It's

exactly what I wrote,

but smarter.

This is a JW special edition.

Come to mama.

Since you're here, could you film me?

-Stand there.
-OK.

Hold on, camera.

OK, 3, 2, 1, action.

Oh my God, a JW, I'm so excited.

What the fuck, my voice?
Let's redo it.

-Start with the box, OK?
-Don't forget to say special edition.

Good call. OK.

3, 2, 1, action.

Oh my God.

A JW special edition.

Thank you, I'm so excited.

That one's good.

Here.

A JW.

-Are you kidding?
-No, take it.

You literally saved my life today.

Relax, it's just a bag.

A very expensive one, but...

OK, but I'm inviting you to dinner
at my place.

Sure.

A JW special edition.

Thanks guys, I'm so excited.

OK, this is my first time,

and apparently, it's important
to be active on social media.

So I'm going to record

the prelude
to Bach's 4th cello suite solo.

Hostess gift.

Hey.

She went out to run an errand.

OK, can I come in?

She won't be long,
the store is right next door.

Here, this is actually for you both.

Hostess.

Wow.

The decor

is a mix of vintage,

funky, nice.

No,

it stresses me out. When I smoke,

my throat gets irritated,

I hate it.

Do you play in an orchestra?

No, orchestras are lame.

True that.

Hey.

I entertained your guest.

Hey.

Ah, my earrings.

Sorry, I went to get eggs
for the Caesar dressing.

I'm allergic to eggs.

-Really?
-Yes.

I hope you're not allergic
to spaghetti.

No worries, we won't put in any.

Top loved our article.

-They want one a week.
-Seriously?

-Our article?
-I edited the piece, I told you.

Isn't that, like, intellectual fraud?

No, it's called editing.

-OK, do what you want.
-I have no idea what's in there.

Éli, there's onion confit.

Garlic bread. Gluten.

Oh yeah.

No thank you,

I ate before I came. I'm full.

It's hot in here.

You don't like my air conditioner?

I've been saying we need to buy
an air conditioner forever.

It would be way too expensive.

Anyway, my invention is great.

Yeah, within a 30 cm radius.

I could have gotten it patented.

The air conditioner
that makes it warmer.

So good.

Oh my God, Éli.

Éli, your hippie deodorant.

-it's gross.
-You stink.

You stink.

No joke, I can smell it from here.

You're so funny.

Have you lived here long?

-4 years.
-Yeah, 4 years.

Oh OK.

Power's out.

I love

-power outages.
-I got it.

-No, turn that off.
-Why?

-We have candles.
-I just wanted to help.

Didn't get the memo, sorry.

Do you remember the tent?

No, Éli.

No, that's so embarrassing.

Oh my God.

Let's go, bottoms up.

It almost came out my nose.

Don't touch that.

-Play.
-Don't touch it.

Come on.

I heard you earlier, you're good.

It's true, you're really good Éli.

Play, you're so good Éli.

Girls, I'm not feeling it.

She wants us to beg.
OK. Please Élisabeth.

Élisabeth, please play us something.

So what do you do,

besides smoke weed and read books?

What do you do besides
take little photos,

with your fake lips
and your boyfriend?

First of all,

these are real, OK?

Secondly, I don't have a boyfriend.

OK, time out,

what happened with Tommy?

-You want to see?
-Yes.

You want to see, OK, wait.

Disgusting.

You should have posted that
everywhere.

Can you imagine the scandal?

Especially because the guy looks like
a bad kisser.

Talk about bad kisser, it's like...

No,
the only good thing about that guy

is that he looked good in my photos.

OK, we're doing more shots.

One, two, three.

OK, how many dolls are there?

Sorry, but they're really ugly.

I'm working out

At M condo's fantastic gym.

Look who's with me.

Ms. Laurie "Bootie" Gagnon.

This girl's technique

is very weird.

See.

So we're at Eespace Arte to try

the new vegan nail polish, Laurie.

I feel like I'll have to relearn
every gesture I make.

So today,

the color I tried is...
what's it called?

Tiramisu.

Today, we're doing a Best Friend Tag.

First question, go.

What's my dance move?

-Easy.
-My go-to.

Your go-to, the one you were doing
the first time I saw you.

No, it's not like that.

Disco queen.

OK, my turn.

What three expressions do I use
all the time?

Easy.

Yes.

-So extra.
-Just extra in general.

you can say so extra, extra.

Yeah, like right now,

we're extra, girls.

OK and?

Laurie. Whatever.

This girl kills me.

What do I always have on me?

-Your phone.
-Of course.

-Lip balm and...
-That's it.

That's it.

OK, you're so cute.

She's my bestie.

Shine bright, Diamonds.

Are you actually turning into her?

I'm up to 5,567 followers
on Instagram.

If I keep it up, I'll have 20,000
by the end of the summer,

then Top will definitely hire me.

After that, I'll definitely stop.

Did you ask Clara how long it took

-to get her thousands of followers?
-You're getting on my nerves.

Can you pull, please?

Shit, ouch.

You have to suffer to be fabulous.

Thank you.

Let's do the coffee,
it's the prettiest.

Like this.

Get up, you need to be high up.

How does it look?

OK, I'll read you our next piece,
it might go a bit too far.

What's wrong with monetizing
your looks

to become the queen of likes?

Let's start with this.

Antoine took that photo.

It's like girl next door, but

still extra. OK, look at me.

Extra.

Over the top
is never a good strategy.

Be serious.

That's my girl.

Look at you,
with your bare shoulders

and your ponytail.

This is going
straight to social media, I love it.

Who's Antoine?

He's a friend

with benefits.

Show me his photo.

-Give me that.
-There's one where he looks good.

Not that one.

Oh my God, awful. Scroll down.

He's cute.

Why are you hiding him? Having a
boyfriend gets you more followers.

I'm not going to go blind?

I've been doing this for six months,
I'm almost an expert.

It tastes like the blue Mr. Freeze.

Yeah, I thought you might like it.

Cheers.

I love it, it looks like Berlin here.

-Sir.
-Yes?

Could you take a photo of us?

It won't take long.

Can you do it again, but lower
just so you don't see the cars?

OK.

-Even lower please.
-OK.

OK, I think that's enough sir,
we have a lot.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

-Have a nice day.
-Oh, we look so cute.

You're funny, I thought

you didn't want us to be official.

Now that we don't work together
it doesn't bother me.

OK.

OK.

OK.

Did you see
Clara Diamond's latest article?

What's wrong with monetizing your
looks to become the queen of likes?

Funny, I feel like
I've heard that somewhere before.

-What?
-She writes well

for an Instagram girl.

Why does everyone think she's stupid?

I mean she started from nothing,

and was making videos in her room
and now she's almost a millionaire.

She may not win a Nobel prize,
but she's a self-made woman.

Wait, Laurie.

All I meant to say

is that I think
what you write is great.

Again.

-OK.
-Another one.

-Careful, you splashed me.
-Sorry.

-Look serious, OK?
-OK.

One, two, three.

So how does it look?

It's like there's not enough water,
you can't see the splashes.

Laurie, can you splash more?

I don't want to ruin our makeup.

-Isn't it supposed to be waterproof?
-Those are just words.

OK, no.

No.

This one is perfect.

We're sexy, but not too much.

OK, let's go. We have to post it

before 4:49 pm if we want it
to do well.

OK, so

we're going to fix your tan.

-You're still a little too white.
-OK, just a little.

-And as always, my stomach's huge.
-No it isn't.

Just a little.

This is really lame.

It's just small retouches,
everyone does it.

Seriously girls, small retouches?

What's wrong
with wanting to look better?

There's more to life than beauty.

Appearances do matter, Éli.

A study found that beautiful people
are more likely to succeed in life

and have more opportunities.

It's not very feminist to try,
at any cost, to fit into

patriarchal beauty standards.

Taking care of myself

doesn't make me less of a feminist.

Stop seeing everything
as a huge patriarchal conspiracy.

That expression is so revealing,
taking care of yourself.

I'm body positive, OK?

Thousands of girls write me every day
to say...

-Tell her.
-Yes, it's true.

That I help them.

Yeah, but those girls make themselves
throw up to look like you.

Is it my fault
that I was born like this?

You were born like that?

Sorry, but you don't have
one stray body hair.

This is what a real girl looks like,
in case you forgot.

OK Éli, we know you have armpit hair.

You think you're so clever
with your body positive messages.

That's not feminist.

What is this, a contest?

What do you do

that makes you so much more

committed to the cause than us?

-You want to know what I do?
-OK, no, Éli, no.

Yes.

Show me what you got.

What up bitches.

No, don't say that here.

OK, I'm going to go.

It's totally my dream
to have pink hair.

I love it.

We're here tonight

to free our armpits.

Not just the armpits.

No, we're freeing our upper lips,

forearms, eyebrows, legs,

-vulva.
-Oh my God.

Did you say vulva?

Tell me why it's so important
to free your body hair.

We need to finally get rid of this

singular image of womanhood

that they've tried to shove down
our throats since we were born.

The proof is here tonight.

There is not one singular beauty.

Yes.

With my body hair,

your hair, our hair

we celebrate diversity.

Yes.

If we let our hair grow,
that's our choice.

It's our choice.

One of the group's other actions

is to invest in public spaces

to call out sexism
and hyper sexualization in ads.

The relationship of domination.

The demand for smoothness.

The fragmentation of bodies.

And the vulnerable seductress.

We're passing out stickers to anyone
who wants to join the movement.

Do you want to go?

No, it's not nearly as bad
as all of the hate messages I get.

Thank you.

So you win this.

Cute sweatshirt.

And the final prize, number 867.

867.

-It's me.
-No way.

We have a winner here.

Super. Fantastic. So you win

this wonderful menstrual cup.

-I can't wait to use it.
-It can go in the dishwasher.

I just want to tell you,

I think you're all very beautiful.

So inspiring.

I'm a feminist.

Thank you.

On top of all this,
we have a little surprise for you.

A special boy-lesque number.

So please give a round of applause
for El Nachitos.

-Is that your boyfriend?
-No.

I love you, ladies.

I love you.

You too.

What the fuck?

-Is this your vehicle?
-Yes.

-Ms. Gingras?
-Yes.

You have over 4,600 dollars
in unpaid fines.

But ma'am, I just forgot to pay them.

When they're paid,
you can get it taken off.

But it's a sponsored car,
I have to be seen with it.

Yes, ma'am, that's the problem,
she has to be seen with it.

I think we see you with it
right here.

It's not funny.

Sir,

as long as we're here,
could you take our photo?

Come on.

Ma'am,

come be in the photo, please.

You're the most beautiful officer
I've ever seen.

Everyone, say Denver boot.

Yes.

No one said Denver boot.

Thank you sir.

Are you being careful there?

I'm posting this now.

OK, hold on, Clara Gingras?

Clara Gingras.

I think that's worse
than being from Saint-Eustache.

Ow.

-OK, everyone come to our place.
-Thanks, Éli.

Your pasties are great.

-I have plenty more at home.
-Really?

Everyone,
your attention one moment, please.

Thank you everyone.

I want us to raise a glass together

to Clara. Clara,

it's now been

about 2 months we've worked together.

I think we can all say,

without a doubt,
that our collaboration

is a true success.

So bravo.

Should we take a selfie?

One, two, three, yes.

Cute.

Thank you.

There's one person I'd like to thank.

This person is someone

who really helped me,

really inspired me,

pushed me to go further,
to give it my all.

-Sébastien.
-Thank you.

She could have at least thanked
the person who writes for her.

Who are you talking about?

A talent that you let leave.

Miss,

you need to follow me, now.

Was this your little plan?

No, it was all improvised.

Someone could come in.

Shit.

Oh shit.

Hey.

So you're her ghostwriter?

No, I just correct her mistakes.

And find the angle,

and the title and the subject.

It's kind of like how you correct
the pieces by freelancers.

Yeah.

I wanted to tell you,

I'm almost at 9,000 followers,
that's not bad.

I know, I saw that.

Yes, I saw.

Anyway, you two make
a cute little Instagram couple.

Who do you think you are?

My savior?

OK, one,
I don't think I'm your savior.

And two,
you're better than selling makeup.

-What's wrong with it?
-Laurie,

wake up, that girl is using you,

-it's gross, what she's doing.
-Go to hell.

-Wait.
-No.

That came out wrong, can you just

-let's rewind, please?
-No.

As your friend, I have to tell you,

your tummy looks big in that one.

We agree you don't want that.

Yeah, that's it.

Are you crazy?
That costs three times my rent.

See it as an investment.
It's a film premiere,

-it will definitely boost your reach.
-No, I can't.

-I'm buying it for you, OK?
-No way.

BFF present, go.

Oh my God.

Hello fatso.

A film premiere
with the gorgeous Chris LeRoy.

-That's great.
-He's so handsome.

Think you'll be able to get me
an autograph?

-I don't know if he'll talk to me.
-Anyway,

looks like he's not with

what's her name,
the singer's daughter?

Maïka.

I'm so happy
to see you with long hair again.

You look different.

Miss Gagnon,
who did your hair tonight?

The world's greatest hairstylist,
Céline from the Tête à tête salon.

My God, I think I'd pass out.

I get it.

We're going to give you curls
like a real star honey.

Can you do the curls going inward?

Who's the hairdresser here?

OK, I know I'm an objectified woman,
but can you please help me?

-What?
-I'm an objectified woman, help me?

I hate you.

Thank you.

Now can we sleep together?

I'm not so sure.

I don't know,
I have to think about it.

Oh my God, she's here.

OK. Love you.

You look beautiful.

Oh yeah?

OK I'm going, bye.

OK, so I do a mini hip swivel,

put my arms out a bit.

Don't forget,
when you look at the camera

-make a face like you have a secret.
-Like this?

Exactly.

-Ready?
-Yes.

Let's go.

Oh my God.

Clara.

Clara, look over here please.

Oh my God.

He's so handsome.

There's Laurie.

Oh she's so beautiful.

-Her extensions look good.
-Yes, very good.

Clara, look here please.

What's your date's name?

-She's my BFF.
-Laurie Gagnon.

Can you move over a bit, please?

Honestly.

Oh my God.

Have you ever seen
something like that?

She's too pretty though,
to do something like that.

She didn't do anything new,
we didn't shave in the 70s.

True.

You can't take me out.

You're sick.

It's over, It's over, fuck.

Good luck in the finals.

You're going to regret this.

Oh.

That was really good.

It was awful.

Oh my God, ladies, quick,

save me from that horde
of crazy groupies.

-You don't have a drink?
-No.

Bubbly, bubbly?

-Bubbly.
-Bubbly

I have 10 seconds to tell you
not to go near that guy

with a 10-foot pole.

He's slept with the whole city.

-I know I shouldn't, but...
-Go on.

Did I scare her away?

Too bad.

Who are you?

-Laurie Gagnon.
-No, but

who are you?

I'm an influencer.

OK,

-you're that type.
-And you're shorter in person.

What?

No, I mean,
the camera makes you look bigger.

I'm so sorry, forgive me.

It's my first movie premiere.

My God, your face,
that was worth 1,000 bucks.

What? You're a good actor.

I really like what you're wearing.

The color is so nice.

And you have such beautiful eyes.

I love what you're wearing too.

Careful, this is sponsored.

People didn't react badly to your...

I'm a new woman.

Well anyway, you're still beautiful.

You know, what happened
with Annabelle,

I really didn't want that.

She was just chasing fame.
I was duped.

Are you still seeing her?

No, honestly, it was just one time.

OK, maybe more than once,

but who cares, it means nothing.

It does mean something.

We have so many projects together.

We were going to make videos
together.

It works better when we do
stuff together. You know that.

Come on, it can't just be over.

Stop.

Come here.

You smell good.

Cheers.

Nice breasts.

Do you mind putting on a condom?

I don't have any diseases,
you don't either, I can tell.

I'd still prefer it.

OK.

I don't have any left.

I think I have some.

OK.

Shit.

Oh yeah.

-Are you managing?
-Yes.

That's good.

Fucking condom.

Let's keep going. OK.

OK, let's keep going.

OK.

-Can I come on your stomach?
-No.

Sorry.

I stained your beautiful dress.

What are we doing today?

We could go to the spa.

Come on.

You go all the time.

-Put down your phone.
-Hold on two seconds.

I'm sure it's her.

-It's my trainer.
-Why don't you show me, then?

Trust me.

Trust.

-I just want to see who it is.
-No.

You're being sketchy with your phone
right now.

There's nothing sketchy.

-Give it to me.
-Let me see.

Give that to me, I'll show you.

-Stop.
-Where are you going?

Let me go.

What are you doing?

I love you.

I would never do that to you.

Give me the phone.

I'll give it to you,
but you have to show me.

What are you doing?

-WTF? You're a player piece of shit
-You know I only love you Anna

It just came out.

It just came out.

No, don't do that.

You're crazy.

Yes, I'm crazy.

My phone.

I'm on a keto diet for another part.

Reviews must be starting to come in.

Well, it was

fun, for sure.

What the fuck?

I'm really sorry.

I wasn't thinking, you were there,
the lighting was good.

-I can't believe it.
-I'll delete it.

I'll delete it right away.

My battery died.
But as soon as I get home...

No one follows me,
no one will see it.

I'm going to go.

That,

that was the greatest proof of love
anyone has ever given me.

You're welcome.

Can I see you again?

-Yes.
-Yes?

Love you so much.

Oh my God.

Hello.

You're not with your hot actor?

-We're not married, as far as I know.
-No.

Anyway,
he has much more influence than I do.

Hey, it's the super star!

You looked so beautiful.

And your follower count
is impressive.

You've clearly proven your talent,

-you're almost at what, 25,000 ?
-24,456, but...

What would you say to being
our new lifestyle section headliner?

Seriously?

Your pieces with Clara were good,
partnering with you is just

-natural.
-Yes, organic.

the Creativity Media team already
set up a collaboration with BFF.

They'll sponsor your content.

I'm not sure I understand, Clara...

Oh, Clara.

No, Clara is totally losing it,

with that armpit hair photo
she posted. No.

BFF needs a new face,

-more of a girl next door.
-Like you.

-Healthier.
-And we'd rather rely on your talent.

And reduce our production costs.

Start thinking of topics
that might interest our readers, OK?

Yes, for sure.

Something smart,
but still attention-grabbing.

And I'll see you as soon as I can
with contract details.

I think that's it?
Congratulations, welcome to the team.

Thank you.

I'm so happy.

I feel so great today.

I want to send lots of love
to my favorite couple,

Tommy and Annabelle.

And for you, I have an amazing video
coming in the next story.

COUPLE GOALS

What's up everyone?

I've gotten a lot of hate messages
lately.

Clara also has her faults.

When the truth comes out,

some people
are going to eat their words.

Alright, peace.

We don't even recognize you anymore,
Clara.

Are you dealing with
mental health issues?

Can't I be human?
Do I always have to be flawless?

We've always evolved together,
Rachelle.

Yeah, but it's not working
with the brand anymore, at all.

We don't know where you're headed

we're investing a lot
in the campaign.

So it's over? You toss me out
if I don't fit the bill?

Wow.

If you want to see it that way,
that's your business.

You can't see that a girl is
more than a photoshopped image.

-What are you talking about?
-Whatever, fuck you Rachelle.

Clara?

"We don't recognize you, Clara."

Are they kidding.

They'll try the new flavor
of the month, then, guess what

they'll call me back because
that girl

won't ever be as interesting as I am.

-Watch out for my hair.
-Yeah, go ahead.

-Ouch, your nails.
-Sorry.

I had a meeting with Top yesterday.

They want me to write for them.

So that's why
I haven't heard from them.

What did you tell them,

-that you write for me?
-No, I said nothing, it was Antoine.

Right.

I swear.

Congrats Laurie, you'll be able to do
your in-depth reporting.

-I'm sorry.
-You can write about my shitty life.

The fall of Clara Diamond.

I'm really sorry.

I mean, I've always wanted to do this
and they offered it to me.

You would do the same thing.

You're saying that so you feel
less guilty about betraying me.

Come help me.

-Laurie.
-Yes, I'm coming.

-Come on my little Buddha.
-Help me.

Are you holding me?
Get out of the frame.

Are you OK?

Yes.

-Ow.
-Oh my God.

-Fuck.
-Oh my God, I'm freaking out.

Here.

I can still keep helping you.

-It's OK, I got it.
-Don't worry about it.

Want me to help you?

Careful, you may have a concussion.

Clara Diamond?

It's fine, I don't need you.

I'm telling you, they're the ones
who figured out it was my writing.

Yeah, but they didn't care
until you became someone,

thanks to me.

Yeah and you didn't care

when it was time
to thank me the other day.

Focus on her eyes,
that's her strong point.

We'll retouch her lips.

OK, that's enough, I'm ready,
thank you.

OK.

Get in the light please.

Super.

OK, so you're the famous BFF.

Yeah, I don't know

if that's true now.

Well, the student
has clearly surpassed the teacher.

You're beautiful.

Rachelle Duvernay.

-I'm a big fan.
-Thank you.

You make such a cute couple.

Oh my God, we could even
think of eventually doing

a collaboration with you two.

I'm sure Melissa would be thrilled.

It would be my great pleasure.

Many of you have asked,
so it's happening today

I'm giving you a tour of my house.

My desk, the place

where I write my articles.

-My roommate Éli.
-Capitalism gone wild.

What's in here?

Oh my God, how gorgeous.

Thank you so much Little Burgundy,
you're so cool, thank you.

-A gift for you, love.
-So sweet.

-Are you happy?
-We're going to Los Angeles.

Here's to our trip to LA,
city of angels.

So what are we doing here, love?

OK, so this is totally surreal,

but we're going to see

my very first BFF campaign.

Champagne.

What's that?

That bitch.

Come on,
let's still drink the champagne.

I didn't buy that for nothing.

-Do you hate me that much?
-It wasn't me.

-That's slut-shaming.
-Why won't you believe me?

You think you're better than everyone
with your nice principles,

but all you do is play in the metro.

Let me remind you it was your idea
for me to play in the metro

from time to time,
to get you noticed.

And now you're shitting on me.
Fuck off.

I didn't think you'd spend
your whole life there Éli.

-"My life."
-You don't do anything.

You haven't been to a single audition
in months.

You think this is life,
sitting around smoking weed.

You've been so busy becoming
a social media star

that you didn't notice that, yes,
I did have an audition.

My God,
to whom do we owe the honor?

I warned you girls.

You're not serious.

Hi everyone.

A little life update video, I guess.

Besides my neck,

which is almost broken,

a lot of things are going quite badly
in my life these days.

It's really rough.
I have to share this with you.

Laurie and I

are no longer friends,
you've probably noticed.

That girl betrayed me,

like everyone betrays me,

like Annabelle, like Tommy,

like everyone. Everyone

is just with me to get a little piece

of my fame. I thought

it was different with Laurie.

I only have you,
you're the only people

who are always there for me.

You're the only non-shitty thing
in my life.

Hanging up. Shine bright, Diamonds.

By freeing her armpits,

Clara is rediscovering a naturalness
that she has always championed,

proving that it is possible
to be a feminist

and to embody
your femininity differently.

-It's good, right?
-I don't really get the idea.

Look,

Clara's career clearly sank

just because she dared show
her armpits on a red carpet.

Body hair is gross.

Listen, I'm sick of feminist topics,
we've done them all, right?

Any other ideas?

What do you mean we've done them all?
Women still earn less than men.

No, I don't mean we've done them all,
we have to keep talking about it,

definitely, but we need to find
another perspective.

Don't look at me like that,
you're the ones who know.

What, we're women,
so we all want to talk

about lip injections?

Wait, that's really good.

-No.
-Yes, it's really good.

It is actually good.

It's important to talk about,
it's a modern epidemic.

It's not a topic.

Think out in the field, Mag.

We find the guinea pigs, follow them
along the way, then 6 months later:

did it really change their lives?

-That's real.
-Nice.

But who will be our guinea pigs?

It'll be easy, all women
secretly sort of want it.

-Laurie will be our guinea pig.
-No, not me.

Yes, the insider's perspective
on the phenomenon.

No.

-And from a girl who's against it.
-That will definitely work.

OK, but you have to publish
this article.

-Deal.
-Nice.

-Your cake looks delicious.
-I want to taste it.

-OK, let's light it.
-Yes, OK.

Watch out, she's coming out
of the bathroom.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURIE

Miss, what do you think of body hair?

It's my life's struggle.

My mother is mad at me

because I bleached "bitch" on it.

Laurie, are you coming?

Happy birthday Laurie!

-Happy Birthday Laurie.
-OK, let's redo it.

OK, you want to film it?

OK, she wants to film it.

-Go.
-Happy birthday Laurie.

Happy birthday Laurie.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday Laurie.

Hi.
"You're pretty even when you cry."

"Hello from Tokyo."

"Hi from Montreal."

No, I'm not crying because of this.

It hurts a little,
but it's not why I'm crying.

This is my chocolate cake.

-It's very good.
-It's moist.

Is it good?

It's good.

You're not going out with us?

Where are you going?

-Where's she going?
-I don't know mom.

Take a photo with the cake.

You're not alone, you know.

Come on, open the door.

You're not with the birthday girl?

They're going to a douchey bar
with Chris LeRoy.

Are you binge eating, my friend?

I feel nauseous.

I like you, you know.

-Really?
-Yes.

You go for it, and you're stubborn,
no one can take that from you.

You think?

Your red carpet scene was awesome.

That was feminist.

My neck.

I'm going to puke.

By throwing myself into the craziness
of plastic surgery

I'll be your guinea pig
to understand the rampant trend

of lip injections.

Laurie Gagnon here for Top.

Laurie, you're the ideal candidate
for this procedure

because you already have nice lips.
We'll just make them nicer.

We'll start the procedure
by injecting the top.

How do you feel?

I'm not really sure.

I wanted to tell you Laurie,

in Los Angeles, it will be important

that no one know we're together.

What do you mean?
We're going together.

No, I know, it's just
my American agent said for this role,

it's really important
for me to be single.

-Get it?
-No.

It's not that big a deal.

I love you.

We're just going to pretend
that you're my friend.

I won't have a lot of time there,
because of the auditions.

Some days I'll have four.

OK, you're really not nice.

Hold on, we're not married,
as far as I know.

Shit.

What are you doing?
Are you emotionally dependent?

You need to sit down, miss.

Listen to what she's saying,
don't panic, everyone's watching us.

What are you doing?

Miss, calm down. Breathe, miss.

-Is there a doctor on board?
-What's happening?

I have no idea. I don't know her.

You're such an asshole.

Get her out.

Éli?

OK.

We've organized a BFF event

in every city.

OK?

The girls who want to apply to be
your new BFF

will have to come audition.

Of course, our products will be
promoted throughout the process.

It would be good if she did
a diary too, right?

Yes, good idea. I thought we could
also do a video blitz about it.

-Oh yeah, cool.
-Cool.

I don't really need to find
my new BFF.

If you don't get it, dear,
we're trying to make people forget

your hyperventilation attack.

So now get back with Chris,
or it will mess up the campaign.

I made myself the canvas
for your clickbait article

and you didn't even publish
my article.

Laurie, your lips look great,
I promise.

Listen, love,

I know you want to do good,
be relevant and all that

but that's not what we do here
anymore.

We agree that you need me
more than I need you.

What? The girl gets one million views
and bam,

she gets a big head.

Let's take a breath.

I don't need you to tell me
when to breathe, Rachelle.

You think that I need you?

-Excuse me?
-Laurie, sit down.

-And you can go to hell.
-What?

Go to hell. You can all go to hell.

She's seriously mentally ill.

What just happened?

Fuck you.

Can you pass me the USB cable

I left on top of my computer there?

Shit.

Laurie,

what are you doing?

-Passing you a cable.
-Thank you.

So, what's it like being the queen?

It's obviously not what I thought.

I'm going to go for a walk.

Your video was really cute though.

Obviously it wasn't enough.

No, wait.

Wait.

Look, I miss my life from before.

When no one cared
where I was or what I did.

Do you get it?

Is that it?

Yeah, I think so.

Goodbye, Laurie Gagnon.

It was really nice.

Don't ever do that to me again,
wanting to change your face.

That's not how I raised you.

Come on mom,
you change your hair every 2 days.

-It's for my job.
-Same for me, it was for my job.

Women come in and all want
to look like the girl in the photo.

If you have thin hair,
you won't get a lion's mane

even if I use
a whole can of hair spray.

I don't know why we always want
what we don't have.

We have a client who got
hers removed.

We'll set it up,
to get rid of your horse lips.

Here.

You're not going to give me
your Louis Vuitton.

It's a JW, mom.

-It's worth a lot.
-Oh yeah?

It's nice.

I think it looks good on me.

Marcia dances

on satin, on rayon

Polystyrene expands

at her feet

Moretto,

your mouth

is so huge

When you smile

and when you laugh

I also laugh

You love life so much.

Ladies and gentlemen, my best friend.

A much better musician than me.

She's just been hired

by the Metropolitan Orchestra.

I'm just subbing.

UPS.

Are you cleaning?

I'm moving back to my parents'.

Another sponsor lost.

OK.

I'm not a millionaire.

In this box, I have what I think is

our next success story.

No thank you, I've had
enough Laurie Gagnon for a while.

Please.

Fabulous.

It's the special edition.

Why don't you start with the t-shirt,
then...

I'm the one who put the stickers
on your poster.

What?

Excuse me, what do you want us to do
with the couch?

One, two, three, push.

I'm pulling.

Hold on I'm going to push, OK?

My back hurts.

To the left.

Careful, don't drop it on me.

Wait.

We have it, pull.

That wasn't the best summer.

You'll be good with us.

I don't know what to do with my life.

Everything will be fine.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

FABULOUS

A FILM BY
MELANIE CHARBONNEAU

Kamilla Hassen
Subtitling: Hiventy