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Oh, shit.
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Wait.
Who you beeping at, dawg?
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Who you beeping at, son?
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Oh, man.
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Wait, can you live
with no kidneys?
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I think you can.
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Nah, man, I don't think
that's true.
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I think you need
at least one.
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- Shit.
- That's what dialysis is for, though, right?
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Yeah, man,
but she doesn't want to live
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depending on that shit.
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- You know, like...
- Yeah.
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She keeps pissing
herself, she can't barely walk,
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not long ago, she couldn't even
recognize Carmen.
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Her own fucking daughter.
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Whoa, wait,
this is Carmen's mom?
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Yeah, what the fuck
were you talking about?
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Nah, I thought
it was her grandma.
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Exactly!
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She's not that old, man.
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- Shit.
- But...
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old enough to make
her own decisions, you know?
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Shit, is Carmen losing it?
That's fucked up.
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She's broken, for sure,
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but I'm like "Baby, your mom has
the right to decide...
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to do what she wants,"
you know?
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To be treated or not.
I mean...
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Nobody wants to spend
their last days locked
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in some hospital or...
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You know, if she doesn't want
to go through dialysis
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then she shouldn't
have to do it.
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Yeah, I know, but what if
she lives like 10 more years?
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You know? And then her kids
gotta take care of her,
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like that,
for like 10 more years,
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and they're super stressed out,
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and Carmen gets more
and more stressed out,
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and that makes you
stressed out.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah, I can't take no more
of this shit either, man.
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- This entire fucking...
- Man, this is so...
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- ...family's stressed out.
- Yeah.
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Everybody's psycho.
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All she thinks about is her mom,
like, kicking the bucket.
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- Yeah.
- You know, we haven't had sex
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in like two months,
my nuts are about to explode.
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Fucking crazy.
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- Oh, wait, wait, wait.
- Uh-oh.
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- Yo, we low key.
- We got roll, baby.
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We got roll.
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Right, you're gonna have
to steer hard.
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Right.
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Well, hopefully the family
can convince her now, right?
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Shit,
good luck with that.
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She's just as stubborn
as Carmen.
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Yo, she's coming
towards us.
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Hey!
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Uh-oh, here she comes.
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- Hi!
- Hi, how are you?
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What happened?
Did you run out of gas?
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Yes, ma'am, my trusted co-pilot
here thought
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we'd make it by now,
but he got a little
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- turned around in the process.
- It's my fault.
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My husband has the car
or I'd help you, I'm so sorry.
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Oh, it's fine.
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It's okay, our friends
are coming, they live nearby.
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- They're gonna be here any minute.
- Where are you...
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- Where are you going?
- Uh, 300 Peekamoose.
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Oh, that's just down
the road.
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- Yeah, I know.
- It's the two blue houses,
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- side by side. Yeah.
- Exactly.
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You're visiting
the Argentinean fellow?
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- Nico.
- Nico, that's it.
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- Very nice!
- Sweetheart.
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Yeah, wonderful guy.
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I hadn't had the chance
to meet him yet.
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- Ah, good.
- So yeah, we'll see how that goes.
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Yeah sure, sure.
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So where are you coming from?
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- Oh, just in the city.
- New York City?
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Yes, ma'am.
Yeah, good, good.
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- Yeah.
- Not too far.
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- Yeah.
- Just up for a weekend.
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- Right, right, right.
- Good, I'm Silvia.
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- Oh, Tyler!
- Ah, pleasure!
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- Pleasure to meet you.
- Yeah, pleasure.
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Well,
if your friends bail on you,
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I live right
around the corner.
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- Tons of room.
- All right, thank you!
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- Well, good luck to you.
- All right, thank you so much.
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Good to meet you.
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- Nice to meet you too.
- All right.
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- Yeah, and your name?
- John.
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John, John.
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- Have a great time, guys.
- Thank you so much.
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- Enjoy.
- All right, we will.
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Okay.
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Stupid!
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I hope
your friends show up!
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- Yeah.
- All right!
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They should be here any second.
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Where are they?
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I don't know where they are.
They should be here.
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Photographs have just been
released by the National Park Service.
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You remember the dispute
about the inaugural crowds.
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President Trump claimed...
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that it was one
of the biggest...
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Oh-ho-ho!
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Yo, Pete,
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sit the fuck down, man!
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Pretty babies.
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All the pretty babies.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, here he comes.
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Here we come.
Here we come.
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They go around one,
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- and then they go around two.
- What's goin' on?
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What's happening?
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Everybody, clear a way!
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Ah! It's your birthday.
Man, get off me.
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- How you doing?
- Nico.
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- Tyler.
- Nice to meet you.
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Thank you,
thank you, thank you.
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- Happy birthday.
- How you doing, man?
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I'm good.
I'm Roddy.
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All right, Tyler.
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- Good to meet you.
- Good to see you.
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- Max, this is Tyler.
- Good, Tyrel, nice to meet you, man.
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Oh, it's actually Tyler,
but...
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- Oh. Sorry, man.
- No, it's good. It's good.
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- Max, you idiot.
- What?
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Roddy. Oh my God.
Good to see you, man.
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- Good to see you.
- Let's get on the car.
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Yeah, let's do it.
Tyler, can you get
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uh... the thingy on?
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Yeah, for sure,
for sure, for sure.
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- How the fuck you doing?
- I'm good, man.
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- I'm good. Damn, you look good.
- Good to see you.
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Good to finally meet you.
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We met at the restaurant, right?
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- Yeah, I think so.
- Yeah, we met before.
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At Chivo's?
So you met at Chivo's?
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What's he talking about,
good to meet me?
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What's that shit?
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He don't remember me?
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- I don't know, dude.
- You got it?
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Hey. You don't...
you don't remember me?
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Pete, stop.
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- No, no I don't.
- This face?
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I wasn't wearing the hat,
I apologize.
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- No, I'm sorry, man. I don't.
- Motherfucker.
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Can you shake it a little bit?
Shake the car.
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Yeah.
What's wrong with the car?
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- Is this your car?
- Yeah, yeah.
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So you really don't
remember me, huh?
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Over at Chivo's?
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Dude, you kidding me with this?
Let it go.
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- No.
- You got it wrong.
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First of all,
it was Chilo's.
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Motherfucker, and I told you...
I told you on the phone.
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Peach Pit, Peach Pit
is our new place.
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It's a new place, new location,
you know?
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Yeah. Peach Pit.
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Nah,
it's actually Peach Pip.
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You see how much he loves me?
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Peach Pit,
Your name's Peach, huh?
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- Peach, motherfucker.
- Peach.
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Yeah, like the fruit.
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My grandmother's name
was Peaches
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- and she, um...
- Oh, yeah?
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Yeah, and she... she gave me
all the recipes.
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You know?
So it's kind of like a play
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on words
what we did there, yeah.
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- Oh. That's cool.
- Yeah,
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things are going pretty good.
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It's like our own spin
on Southern cuisine, but...
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People, like, really love
our famous meats.
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We smoke our meats
for like 15 hours.
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- No shit.
- Mm- hmm.
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- It's a recipe for Fabian, too.
- Still.
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Fuck me, man.
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No shit, dude, like
that 15- hour smoked.
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So when can I get a taste, huh?
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Hey, whenever you ready, man.
I suggest you come down
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and get your life changed,
you know?
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- - I'm sorry
man, I didn't mean nothing.
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I thought I met you over there
at the Chi... Chilo's. Chilo's.
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- No, man.
- I'm sorry, man.
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- Well, actually...
- You look familiar.
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So, how'd you get roped
into this shit?
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Well, we had... my girl has
some... some family driving
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- from Syracuse.
- Uh-huh?
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My house is, like,
full of people right now.
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I don't even have a bed to sleep
in in my own apartment, so...
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- I really appreciate you having me.
- No, man.
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A friend of Johnny's
is a friend of mine.
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Figure it out?
All right.
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Fuck.
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Hey, Max,
can you get the dog?
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Yeah, I got the dog.
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Thanks, man.
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I like the dog better
than you guys.
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Look at the white baby!
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This is my
inflatable girlfriend.
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- You guys seen this?
- Nico, why do you have this?
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I got it,
I found it in the attic, okay?
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- You found it, it was here?
- Yeah.
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- This was here? Just like that?
- Yeah.
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It's so fucking big.
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But I don't know, I think
it has a hole or something.
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- Let me try it out.
- Oh, my God.
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I'm gonna try that again.
Check it out.
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Yeah, I'm going to
tie him up over here.
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Hey, can you, uh...
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- can you show them the rooms?
- Yeah.
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Hey, take off your shoes!
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Take them off.
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- This is Nico's room.
- Oh, wow!
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- He painted the floors white.
- I know,
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- he hates it, though.
- Looks really good.
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- It gets dirty too fast.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It was Nina's idea, though.
She likes everything white.
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And I'll be sleeping
with him, so, uh...
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there's this blow up mattress. One
of you guys can blow that up.
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Aw, we're not
sharing a bed?
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- Baby, not this time.
- No!
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- I know!
- No!
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And then over here,
this is Max's room,
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- but he snores like a motherfucker.
- Right.
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And I don't know whose
room this is, but just take it.
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- Okay.
- And find out if someone,
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- you know...
- So... are we sharing a bed?
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I'm not sharing
a bed! Mm-mm.
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What do you mean
you're not sharing a bed?
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Not with any straight dudes,
anyway.
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What's wrong with us?
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The only man I'm going to sleep
with is one I can
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- put my arms around...
- I'd put my arms around you.
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...and hump
from behind.
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- I'd come from behind you.
- Not a straight man
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is exactly what I'm saying.
Back off!
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Maybe I'll wiggle
a little less.
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The thingy is Netgear45
and the password's on the --
243
00:08:34,688 --> 00:08:35,950
in the...
on the fridge.
244
00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:37,908
- On top of the fridge.
- Thank you.
245
00:08:39,127 --> 00:08:41,216
Yeah, dude.
So basically, her hair is gone.
246
00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:43,348
- She's, it's not, like completely gone...
- It's falling off
247
00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,133
- in clumps.
- It's falling off slowly.
248
00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:46,961
- She's losing her hair?
- But get this. Get this.
249
00:08:47,135 --> 00:08:48,484
- Why?
- Tell him, tell him why.
250
00:08:48,658 --> 00:08:50,660
So Stella is this woman
who is fucking
251
00:08:50,834 --> 00:08:52,532
every single married guy
that she knows.
252
00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:54,185
She's been breaking
every single home.
253
00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:55,839
And because of that,
she's losing her hair?
254
00:08:56,013 --> 00:08:57,493
She's got the evil eye,
255
00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,451
and the evil eye is making her
lose her hair.
256
00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:01,105
What is evil eye?
What is evil eye?
257
00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:02,890
- It's like a curse.
- Someone cursed her?
258
00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:04,500
So, Francesca... so she fucked
Francesca's husband...
259
00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:05,980
Max, are you making
hot toddies?
260
00:09:06,154 --> 00:09:07,416
Hottest toddies!
261
00:09:07,895 --> 00:09:09,113
Are you on Facebook
again, motherfucker?
262
00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:10,506
I had to "like" some shit.
263
00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,029
Right, but you fucked
Stella too?
264
00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:13,944
- Hmm?
- You fucked Stella?
265
00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:15,946
- Nah, she only has this thing with married men.
- Don't lie.
266
00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,295
- I just came here.
- No, that's not true,
267
00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:19,471
she'd fuck anybody.
She'd fuck him.
268
00:09:19,646 --> 00:09:21,778
I'm down.
Can I get her number, man?
269
00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:23,737
You're down now...
Toddy!
270
00:09:23,911 --> 00:09:27,175
You get a toddy, you get
a toddy, and you get a toddy.
271
00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:29,873
I'm like the fucking Oprah
of toddies over here, right?
272
00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:32,833
- Maxine, you're a doll.
- These are famous.
273
00:09:33,442 --> 00:09:34,835
- Oh, yeah.
- Mmm.
274
00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:36,358
Mm!
275
00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:38,229
Don't burn yourself.
276
00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:41,145
This is a fine fucking time
to tell me.
277
00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:43,321
I'm sorry.
278
00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:46,063
No. I'm joking, man.
I'm joking.
279
00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:48,413
You know, like, when people trip
and you're like, "Watch out!"
280
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,763
like, after the fact, like?
281
00:09:49,937 --> 00:09:51,068
Okay.
282
00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:53,636
- It's true.
- I'll remember that.
283
00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:56,030
You good?
284
00:09:56,987 --> 00:09:58,075
Why Toddy, though?
285
00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:00,251
Who even is Toddy?
Like, why?
286
00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:02,471
It's like some Irish faggot.
Just look it up,
287
00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:04,125
- or something like that.
- Hey! Hey!
288
00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:05,996
- What?
- Who said faggot?
289
00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:07,911
Dude, I didn't mean it
in, like, a derogatory sense.
290
00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:10,218
So, Roddy, what's the
etymology of the word faggot?
291
00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:12,133
- What does it mean, exactly?
- You know what? That's not your question.
292
00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:13,351
"It rubs the lotion on the skin,
293
00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,484
or else it gets the hose again."
294
00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:18,052
Shit, man,
that's so fucking ignorant.
295
00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:21,316
- Chinese, Chinese...
- So easy. Yes! Chinese!
296
00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:23,579
You guys are assholes,
you know that?
297
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,146
- Clearly.
- Yeah!
298
00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,843
Let me go, let me go!
I'll go, I'll go!
299
00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:28,497
Fuck you.
300
00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:30,325
- Yeah, fuck you too, motherfucker.
- Go Max, go.
301
00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:31,805
All right, all right,
c'mon.
302
00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:34,546
- Okay, all right.
- What?
303
00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:35,939
Um...
304
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,247
"It puts the lotion on its skin,
305
00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:41,379
or else it gets the hose again."
306
00:10:41,728 --> 00:10:42,990
- Nope.
- A dead person.
307
00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:44,818
- Nope.
- I want ano...
308
00:10:44,992 --> 00:10:46,515
Nobody knows what that is,
that doesn't mean anything.
309
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:48,169
- All right, all right.
- It wasn't Canadian?
310
00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:49,910
- It's dead in the water.
- It was Indian.
311
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,389
It was Indian.
312
00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:52,956
For your information,
in case you wanted to know.
313
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:53,914
- Who's next?
- Me?
314
00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:55,132
Yeah, you John.
315
00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:56,394
All right.
316
00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:58,919
Oh.
317
00:10:59,223 --> 00:11:00,050
What?
318
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:06,143
"It rubs...
it rubs lotion on its skin
319
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,493
- or else it gets..."
- Bjork!
320
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,670
- Yeah!
- That Bjork was so good.
321
00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:12,802
All right.
322
00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,804
- Not bad.
- That was so good!
323
00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:16,023
Bro, I didn't know
you could act!
324
00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:17,502
Yeah, you're good, man.
325
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,374
- A'ight, a'ight.
- Thanks, guys.
326
00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:22,594
- All right, Ty.
- No, man.
327
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,118
- Yo, just go.
- I'm good, man.
328
00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,728
- Come on, man.
- You know, it's not me.
329
00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,512
I was terrible, man.
It'll be fine, go.
330
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,123
Yo, I don't like games either,
I get it.
331
00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:30,298
- Roddy, shut the fuck up!
- Don't do it.
332
00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:31,952
You don't have to do it.
333
00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:34,389
- He doesn't have to do it.
- Oh, my goodness.
334
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:35,869
Okay.
335
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,568
- This is so stupid.
- You got it.
336
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,004
Um...
337
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:45,182
"It rubs the lotion on its skin,
338
00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,750
- or else it gets the ho-- "
- Pete: British!
339
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,621
Boom! Boom!
340
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:50,971
There you go!
341
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,407
- It's British!
- I hear you.
342
00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:54,583
It was all right.
Okay.
343
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:57,151
All right, Roddy,
you've gotta try it, man.
344
00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,500
You've gotta try it.
345
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,632
Both of us hate games,
it's only right.
346
00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:06,464
Okay,
now this is ignorant.
347
00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:07,639
All right?
348
00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:12,079
"It rubs the lotion on its skin,
or else it gets the hose again."
349
00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,908
- American accent.
- What's that, a gay accent?
350
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,606
Yeah. No, but that
was yourself though, right?
351
00:12:20,565 --> 00:12:21,871
Black accent.
352
00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:24,961
What does that even mean?
353
00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:28,182
- You know what I mean, come on.
- You wrote this?
354
00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:29,792
You have to be
more specific than that.
355
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,185
Are you kidding?
356
00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:32,621
All right, all right,
my bad. My bad.
357
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,536
Like a...
Like an old black lady
358
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,451
from, like, New Orleans
or something, you know?
359
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:38,670
- Mm, nuh-uh, no.
- No? What do you mean, no?
360
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,237
- It's a thing.
- I don't know.
361
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:42,152
- It's a valid accent.
- I'm done.
362
00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:43,240
Sorry.
363
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,199
Hey!
Come on, come on, come on.
364
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,984
I don't know.
Pardon the... This is stupid.
365
00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:49,594
- It's stupid.
- No, Roddy, come on.
366
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,379
Just do the old black lady
from New Orleans.
367
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:52,902
- He approves.
- It's cool.
368
00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,556
You know, it's not that.
It's just, I don't act.
369
00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,036
- Okay?
- Come on, Roddy.
370
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:57,602
Yo, son, Ty,
you show him how to do it.
371
00:12:58,125 --> 00:13:01,519
- Yo! Wassup!
- Yeah, son!
372
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,872
You teach him.
You teach him how to do it.
373
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:08,265
- You want me to do it?
- Yeah, show us how it's all done.
374
00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:11,747
Damn, all right.
"Rubs lotion on its skin,
375
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:14,054
or else it gets
the hose again. Shit."
376
00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:17,100
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, man.
377
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:19,015
- What the fuck? No.
- Yeah, whoa, whoa, whoa.
378
00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:20,364
- No.
- No?
379
00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:22,062
Then you fucking do it then,
dude.
380
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:24,064
Geez. I asked you first.
Don't put me on the spot.
381
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:25,630
I don't think
Tyler approves.
382
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,197
All right.
383
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:29,069
No.
I'm no... No!
384
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:30,679
- Just do it!
- What am I supposed to say?
385
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,550
- Like a black accent?
- Show them how to...
386
00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,944
Do us the fucking old black lady
from New Orleans accent, man.
387
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:36,293
- Just do it. Yeah.
- With the black accent?
388
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:38,730
Okay.
It's dumb, come on.
389
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:42,212
Tyler!
390
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,648
Man.
391
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,172
Don't be a pussy,
motherfucker.
392
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:46,913
You've got it!
393
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:52,483
"All right, you put the lotion
on your skin, look, baby.
394
00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:56,270
All right?
On its skin, 'scuse me.
395
00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:59,360
All right?
You rub it in real good.
396
00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:01,405
All over, you rub it in.
397
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,538
Or else you're gonna
get the hose again."
398
00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:04,974
It's just, you know,
it's simple.
399
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:07,542
You know?
400
00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:10,675
- That's good.
- That was great, man.
401
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,025
I like you.
402
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:15,637
Okay.
Okay, come on.
403
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:17,857
Let's, uh... Let's play another
fucking game, uh...
404
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,206
Yes! Please.
405
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:20,947
Can I...?
Give me a beer.
406
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:22,731
Yeah, yeah.
Fuck that game.
407
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,167
Let's play a new game.
408
00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:25,603
You, uh...
What's that fucking, uh...?
409
00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:27,431
Oh, uh... Talk about nothing!
410
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:28,737
- The Wikipedia game.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
411
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,478
Talking without knowing!
412
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:31,827
- Talk about knowing.
- Talk without knowing!
413
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:34,090
You ever played
this game? Tyler.
414
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:37,006
Basically, we give you
a subject, something like that,
415
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,703
and then you've got
to bullshit it.
416
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,662
But you've got to sound
a professional as possible.
417
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:42,316
Even if you don't know it,
you've got to pretend
418
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:43,970
- that you know your shit.
- Okay!
419
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:45,928
Roddy, sex change.
420
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,800
Sex change?
Sex change, sex change.
421
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:51,194
So we're dealing
with the clitoris,
422
00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:54,545
which is already engorged,
because of the hormones,
423
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:57,679
but we've further enhanced
the new penis
424
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,811
with a graft of skin
taken from the body,
425
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:02,292
preferably from a place
with no hair.
426
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:04,164
Make the bigger penis
427
00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:05,905
and then we take the labia
428
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,995
and form it into a ball sack,
if you will.
429
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,561
And voilà.
430
00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:12,476
- A new penis.
- You're a genius!
431
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,304
- Bravo!
- Thank you.
432
00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:15,871
- All right, all right.
- Beautiful.
433
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,612
Thank you, thank you,
thank you.
434
00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:19,831
Did you cheat? Did you
look it up on Wikipedia?
435
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:21,007
I got you, I got you.
436
00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:23,183
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Tyler!
437
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:24,358
Tyler!
438
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:26,099
Black holes.
439
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:28,797
- Ooh!
- Black holes.
440
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,886
- This is good. This is good.
- DeGrasse.
441
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,019
- Who's his name?
- I'm not... I don't even understand, man.
442
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:34,716
- Neil DeGrasse Tyson, dude.
- Neil DeGrasse Tyson!
443
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:36,326
Sound like that motherfucker.
You seen that shit?
444
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:37,893
I'm good, man, I don't...
I'm good.
445
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,503
That's why I named
my dog that shit.
446
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,418
- I'm gonna sit this one out.
- Come on!
447
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,072
- Why can't I just sit this one out?
- Tyler!
448
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,378
- That's a fun one.
- Come on, we all fucking,
449
00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:45,466
we all looking like
jackasses, man.
450
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:46,902
That's the whole fucking point.
451
00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:48,121
Come on, it's a fun subject.
This is a fun one, just do it.
452
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,863
Um, okay.
Um...
453
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,302
Black holes.
454
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:59,610
Black holes are a...
a place in...
455
00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:02,004
- in space...
- Yeah?
456
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:08,793
...where space meets
the next space of dark, and...
457
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,057
It's good, keep going.
Come on, come on, come on!
458
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:16,627
As a spaceship, it...
This is so s... I don't know
459
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:18,194
No, you're doing good,
man!
460
00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:19,935
You're doing really good!
Keep going,
461
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,763
- keep going! Come on!
- Okay, chill out, dude.
462
00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:22,894
What if
there was a spaceship?
463
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,287
You got a bathroom?
464
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:25,810
Do you have
a bathroom downstairs?
465
00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:27,116
If you want to pee,
just go outside, man.
466
00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:28,770
- Just pee anywhere.
- Okay.
467
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:30,554
I just... I gotta use
the bathroom real quick.
468
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,600
- I'll be right back.
- Yeah, yeah. You got it man.
469
00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:34,167
- Thank you.
- All right, who's next, who's next?
470
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:35,733
I want to go,
I want to go.
471
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,692
All right, circumcision.
472
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,014
Hey.
473
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,935
- What up?
- What up?
474
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:07,548
- Yo.
- Yo.
475
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:09,202
Max is a fucking asshole.
476
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:10,594
Was that...
Was that awkward?
477
00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:11,813
It's all good.
478
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:13,684
I ain't tripping,
I'm chilling.
479
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:14,903
All right.
480
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,866
Oh, shit.
481
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,651
Yo, don't pee
on the porch!
482
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,044
Don't pee on the porch.
483
00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:28,090
Pete, where'd you say
that spot was to get...
484
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:29,613
- What's that?
- ...cell phone reception?
485
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,441
Half a mile down that way,
man.
486
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,313
But not even half a mile,
you know what I mean?
487
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:34,923
Where you going?
488
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,446
I'm just 'bout to go call
Carmen real quick.
489
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,795
I'm going to this bridge
and coming right back.
490
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:38,927
- Tell her I said hi.
- A'ight.
491
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:39,928
- A'ight.
- A'ight.
492
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,277
Hey, Cosmo!
493
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,627
Pete,
Cosmo's right there.
494
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:04,605
♪ Yeah ♪
495
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:06,433
♪ Why you ♪
496
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,349
♪ Uh, why you ♪
497
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:12,482
♪ Wh... Why you all up
In my business, business? ♪
498
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,702
♪ Yeah, powwow with the grill
You look ♪
499
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,356
♪ Finish, finish this ♪
500
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,227
♪ Uh, come on with the cell ♪
501
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:20,360
♪ Ooh, in a minute ♪
502
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,231
♪ That ass suffer real ♪
503
00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:24,277
♪ Also with the linen stitch ♪
504
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:26,061
♪ I can't, I... I can't ♪
505
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:28,063
♪ I can't tell
If you up in this, bitch ♪
506
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:29,891
♪ Uh, you been M.I.A. ♪
507
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,328
♪ 'Cause in my way
is a ri- risk ♪
508
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:35,244
♪ Yo, you know, Amadeus,
NBA ♪
509
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,986
♪ Ain't a risk, You been
hatin' all your life ♪
510
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:40,597
♪ That's just like you ♪
511
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:41,946
♪ You know... ♪
512
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,905
♪ I saw what into that ♪
513
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,733
♪ Oh... ♪
514
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:00,661
♪ My way ♪
515
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:20,463
Hey, baby, how are you?
516
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:21,986
Hey, babe,
what you doing?
517
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,250
My God,
Mom's being crazy.
518
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,253
She's bullshitting everyone,
she's not doing dialys...
519
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:28,776
Mijita.
520
00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,169
- Yeah, I'm coming, un segundo.
- Where you at,
521
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:31,300
you need me
to call you back?
522
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:32,780
Our house is a fucking mess.
523
00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,870
They're doing a prayer
right now.
524
00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,654
Do you want
to listen in, babe?
525
00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,090
It would be really good
if you were here in spirit.
526
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:40,614
Yeah, it's cool.
527
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:42,572
Give me a second.
528
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:45,706
Here we go.
529
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:39,760
Hey, this is Anthony
Please leave a message.
530
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:44,068
Your bitch ass ain't
picking the phone up, huh?
531
00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:49,639
Yeah, though, fuck.
I don't know.
532
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,902
I feel like one of your females
on the phone so...
533
00:20:52,338 --> 00:20:54,688
I just left you a message,
let you know I'm straight, dawg.
534
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,778
Hey.
Hey, you.
535
00:20:59,214 --> 00:21:00,171
You want to come inside?
536
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:01,347
Come on.
537
00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:10,530
What's going on, guys?
538
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,314
Hey!
What's up?
539
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:13,750
What's so funny?
540
00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:15,752
Yo, it's not, it's
541
00:21:15,926 --> 00:21:17,754
- fucking stupid.
- It's so stupid.
542
00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:20,409
- Can I get you a drink?
- As long as it's not a Toddy.
543
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,324
- I'm good with that.
- Yo, you good?
544
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:24,239
- Talk to Carmen?
- Yeah! I did, I did.
545
00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:25,806
She's good.
She said hi, by the way, too.
546
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:26,981
Oh, shit, hi, Carmen.
547
00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:32,116
Fuck, man.
548
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,596
Oh!
549
00:21:38,514 --> 00:21:41,169
Well,
here's to mental health, huh?
550
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:42,475
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
551
00:21:42,649 --> 00:21:45,304
Oh, and cheers to Carmen.
552
00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:47,131
- Cheers to Carmen's mom.
- Yes.
553
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,568
And Peach Pit.
554
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:50,221
- Yeah!
- Right? Good luck with that.
555
00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:52,223
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, good luck, you guys.
556
00:21:54,965 --> 00:21:56,271
Wa-pa, wa-pa.
557
00:21:57,185 --> 00:21:58,665
The wall, you're fucking
walking against.
558
00:21:58,926 --> 00:22:00,406
Shit.
559
00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:02,538
The wall you're fucking
walking against.
560
00:22:02,712 --> 00:22:04,584
I'm sorry, man, I'm so...
561
00:22:04,758 --> 00:22:06,412
Hey, okay, we're done.
562
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,458
It's so fucking stupid.
563
00:22:10,241 --> 00:22:11,547
Hausmann was out!
564
00:22:11,721 --> 00:22:13,244
You're lulling him
to sleep.
565
00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:15,595
I'm like a hypnotist.
566
00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:18,424
- Roddy, the dog whisperer, man.
- Hello.
567
00:22:18,598 --> 00:22:20,295
I'm hypnotizing Cosmo.
568
00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:21,688
Nico.
I'm gonna change it.
569
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:23,429
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm good.
570
00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:25,213
Guys, can you make sure
you put the fire screen
571
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:26,867
on the fireplace?
Like, look, you see?
572
00:22:27,041 --> 00:22:28,390
You see the smoke
coming out?
573
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,133
Hey, Tyler,
you find reception?
574
00:22:32,307 --> 00:22:33,308
- Is this all the pot we got?
- Yeah, I did.
575
00:22:33,482 --> 00:22:34,744
- Good.
- Thank you.
576
00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:36,442
No, we got some more pot
over here of what we had.
577
00:22:36,616 --> 00:22:37,704
Oh, my God.
What is this
578
00:22:37,878 --> 00:22:39,270
random collection
of records?
579
00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:40,837
- I don't know, man.
- So weird.
580
00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:42,535
Some of them were here
in the house.
581
00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:44,972
There's six records here
and two of them are REM.
582
00:22:45,146 --> 00:22:46,974
REM are Nina's,
not mine. REM, Nina's.
583
00:22:47,148 --> 00:22:48,541
You don't have
to be embarrassed about it.
584
00:22:48,715 --> 00:22:50,238
That's ...That was quick.
That was Nina's.
585
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:51,761
- Yeah, that's not mine.
- Yeah, that was quick.
586
00:22:51,935 --> 00:22:53,154
You know any REM?
587
00:22:53,328 --> 00:22:54,721
- Do REM.
- Do a REM song.
588
00:22:55,199 --> 00:22:56,766
Play that song "Stand."
589
00:22:56,940 --> 00:22:59,116
- Play what?
- What? "Stand."
590
00:22:59,334 --> 00:23:00,770
- ♪ Stand in the place Where you live ♪
- John: "Stand."
591
00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:02,424
You look like a child,
with your head...
592
00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:04,339
It was like my favorite
song in high school.
593
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,949
♪ Stand in the place...
594
00:23:06,123 --> 00:23:07,908
- What? I love "Stand."
- You look like...
595
00:23:08,691 --> 00:23:10,911
I've loved that song, like,
since high school, man.
596
00:23:11,085 --> 00:23:12,391
It's a good song!
597
00:23:12,869 --> 00:23:14,175
♪ Stand in the place
Where you live ♪
598
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:15,655
♪ Now face north ♪
599
00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:17,352
♪ Think about direction ♪
600
00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:19,659
♪ Wonder why
You haven't before ♪
601
00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,269
Yeah! Oh, yeah!
Yeah!
602
00:23:21,704 --> 00:23:22,662
♪ Now stand in the place
Where you work ♪
603
00:23:22,836 --> 00:23:24,315
♪ Now face west ♪
604
00:23:24,577 --> 00:23:26,230
♪ Think about the place
Where you live ♪
605
00:23:26,492 --> 00:23:28,711
♪ Wonder why
You haven't before ♪
606
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,192
Fucking sing, Max!
607
00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:36,371
♪ Carry a compass
To help you along ♪
608
00:23:36,632 --> 00:23:40,549
♪ Your feet are going to be
On the ground ♪
609
00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:44,553
♪ Your head is there
To move you around ♪
610
00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:47,948
♪ So stand in the place
Where you live ♪
611
00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:49,515
♪ Now face north ♪
612
00:23:49,689 --> 00:23:51,125
♪ Think about direction ♪
613
00:23:51,386 --> 00:23:53,475
♪ Wonder why
You haven't before ♪
614
00:23:53,736 --> 00:23:56,260
♪ Now stand in the place
Where you work ♪
615
00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:57,827
♪ Now face... ♪
616
00:23:58,088 --> 00:23:59,307
♪ Think about... ♪
617
00:23:59,568 --> 00:24:01,744
♪ ...you haven't before... ♪
618
00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:05,487
♪ ...going to be
on the ground ♪
619
00:24:05,748 --> 00:24:09,665
♪ Your head is there
To move you around ♪
620
00:24:09,926 --> 00:24:11,667
♪ Stand in the place
Where you... ♪
621
00:24:11,841 --> 00:24:13,974
- Hot Toddy?
- Always want a Hot Toddy.
622
00:24:14,148 --> 00:24:16,280
You need a hand, bro?
You need a hand?
623
00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:18,544
Don't move, don't move,
don't move.
624
00:24:18,718 --> 00:24:20,241
Let me take it.
Let me take it.
625
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,112
- For sure, for sure.
- Thank you, thank you.
626
00:24:22,373 --> 00:24:23,723
- "Losing My Religion"?
- Yeah!
627
00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:25,289
"Losing My Religion"!
628
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:26,987
Yeah, that's a good one,
that's a good one.
629
00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:28,205
- Yeah, yeah.
- Thank, bro.
630
00:24:28,379 --> 00:24:29,642
No, no problem.
631
00:24:29,816 --> 00:24:30,991
I wish
you could play it...
632
00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:36,344
Hey, buddy.
How you doing, buddy?
633
00:24:37,824 --> 00:24:40,261
Hey, thank you.
634
00:24:41,436 --> 00:24:43,090
You really
didn't have to, man.
635
00:24:43,264 --> 00:24:45,353
Oh, man,
no problem at all.
636
00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:48,530
I don't know if it's the weed
that got me tired
637
00:24:48,704 --> 00:24:50,314
or pushing that car
all day.
638
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,316
I think I might knock out.
Weed got me, like, drowning.
639
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:53,753
Hey, listen, man.
640
00:24:54,405 --> 00:24:55,494
What is that?
641
00:24:56,059 --> 00:24:57,452
- Oh, this tattoo here?
- Yeah.
642
00:24:57,626 --> 00:24:59,454
It's like a family nickname,
just...
643
00:24:59,672 --> 00:25:01,325
- A1?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
644
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,892
Best of the best,
you know?
645
00:25:03,066 --> 00:25:04,677
First letter of the alphabet,
first number.
646
00:25:05,416 --> 00:25:07,984
Everything.
647
00:25:08,158 --> 00:25:08,985
How many you got?
648
00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:10,639
Uh, 51.
649
00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:13,555
Hey.
650
00:25:13,773 --> 00:25:15,905
Oh, come on, boy.
Come on, boy.
651
00:25:16,079 --> 00:25:17,428
You gonna sleep
with Johnny tonight?
652
00:25:17,864 --> 00:25:19,909
Uh, nah,
653
00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:22,259
I'm not really into the
whole bed- sharing shit so much.
654
00:25:22,433 --> 00:25:24,523
I might just... just
take this couch here.
655
00:25:24,697 --> 00:25:25,872
You never had any cousins, huh?
656
00:25:26,046 --> 00:25:27,830
Grew up with cousins?
657
00:25:28,004 --> 00:25:29,615
- Come here.
- Just a guess that I got.
658
00:25:29,789 --> 00:25:31,268
Come here, buddy.
Come here.
659
00:25:31,442 --> 00:25:33,967
Come on.
You wanna sit with me, huh?
660
00:25:34,271 --> 00:25:35,795
You wanna sit with me,
homie?
661
00:25:35,969 --> 00:25:37,187
You got dogs?
662
00:25:37,405 --> 00:25:38,972
- I don't.
- No?
663
00:25:39,146 --> 00:25:40,321
He makes you want one,
though.
664
00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:42,192
You're good with them,
man.
665
00:25:43,193 --> 00:25:44,543
He likes you a lot.
666
00:25:44,717 --> 00:25:46,283
Yeah, the feeling
is definitely mutual.
667
00:25:46,457 --> 00:25:47,807
- Yeah?
- Ain't that right?
668
00:25:48,068 --> 00:25:49,765
Okay, man,
good night.
669
00:25:50,113 --> 00:25:51,288
Good night.
670
00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:57,947
Hey.
671
00:28:15,432 --> 00:28:16,782
Yo, waddup?
672
00:28:20,481 --> 00:28:21,787
Tywer.
673
00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:31,231
Ty... ler.
674
00:28:32,406 --> 00:28:35,322
Tyler.
675
00:28:41,807 --> 00:28:43,547
Tyler.
676
00:28:50,163 --> 00:28:51,294
Bull shit.
677
00:29:58,013 --> 00:30:00,537
Cosmo, Cosmo.
678
00:30:00,711 --> 00:30:02,801
Hey, buddy, come here.
679
00:30:11,505 --> 00:30:12,593
Mm.
680
00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:21,341
Hmm. Wanna take a walk?
681
00:30:43,450 --> 00:30:44,930
C'mon, man.
682
00:30:49,935 --> 00:30:51,110
Wanna go outside?
683
00:30:53,373 --> 00:30:54,461
Come on.
684
00:30:58,726 --> 00:30:59,945
Mm.
685
00:31:09,737 --> 00:31:11,391
Hey. Come on.
686
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,393
Look what I got.
Ohh!
687
00:31:13,654 --> 00:31:15,438
Look what I got.
688
00:31:15,656 --> 00:31:16,918
Oh. Nope, nope, nope.
689
00:31:22,532 --> 00:31:23,577
Come on.
690
00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:25,405
Bring it back.
Come on.
691
00:31:38,679 --> 00:31:41,203
Gotcha!
692
00:31:59,178 --> 00:32:00,614
Jesus Christ.
693
00:32:02,181 --> 00:32:03,965
- Hey, man, you sleep good?
- Hey.
694
00:32:04,139 --> 00:32:05,662
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, good.
- Good.
695
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,795
Sorry we got loud
last night, man.
696
00:32:08,056 --> 00:32:09,797
Don't even sweat it,
I knocked out.
697
00:32:09,971 --> 00:32:11,277
Bunch of loud
motherfuckers.
698
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:14,149
It's all good.
699
00:32:14,323 --> 00:32:15,846
Is there anything
I can help you with?
700
00:32:16,021 --> 00:32:17,674
Well, I'm gonna make breakfast
for all these guys.
701
00:32:17,848 --> 00:32:19,459
- You want to give me a hand?
- Oh, yeah, for sure.
702
00:32:19,633 --> 00:32:20,895
What's that?
What are you reading?
703
00:32:21,113 --> 00:32:22,288
"Lord of the Flies."
704
00:32:22,636 --> 00:32:24,290
Oh, shit, have you
seen the... the movie?
705
00:32:24,464 --> 00:32:25,769
The version from the '80s?
706
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,119
Nah, but don't...
please don't tell me
707
00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:28,903
because it's starting off
so good.
708
00:32:29,077 --> 00:32:30,731
All I can tell you, man,
is that it's a rough movie.
709
00:32:31,601 --> 00:32:33,125
I think I saw it
when I was too young.
710
00:32:33,299 --> 00:32:35,214
My dad brought me
with my brother.
711
00:32:35,431 --> 00:32:37,651
And it was just...
I just got traumatized, man.
712
00:32:37,825 --> 00:32:39,479
It scarred me, scarred me
forever. For good.
713
00:32:40,784 --> 00:32:43,222
Sounds like you had a pretty
rough fucking childhood.
714
00:32:43,396 --> 00:32:44,788
Yeah, motherfucker.
715
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,747
It was a pretty fucking
rough childhood, man.
716
00:32:46,921 --> 00:32:49,184
Fuck you, man.
I tell you, man.
717
00:32:49,358 --> 00:32:51,317
It's not easy.
718
00:32:51,534 --> 00:32:53,449
What we eating?
You got any grits or something?
719
00:32:53,623 --> 00:32:55,886
- I actually do.
- A'ight, good, good, good.
720
00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:57,497
It's, uh...
It's polenta, though.
721
00:32:57,671 --> 00:32:59,064
Need that little
southern something
722
00:32:59,325 --> 00:33:00,674
so you don't have
a little situation this morning.
723
00:33:00,848 --> 00:33:02,154
I don't know
how to do that, man.
724
00:33:02,328 --> 00:33:03,851
Let me get rid of these
for you.
725
00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:07,246
Don't worry, you have
a master chef in the house.
726
00:33:07,463 --> 00:33:09,770
- Tell these motherfuckers, man.
- Mm-mm.
727
00:33:10,597 --> 00:33:12,120
Morning, Papito.
This looks great.
728
00:33:12,294 --> 00:33:13,339
Yo, guys...
729
00:33:13,513 --> 00:33:14,731
- Morning, waddup?
- Waddup?
730
00:33:15,210 --> 00:33:15,950
...your grits
are getting cold, hurry up!
731
00:33:17,256 --> 00:33:18,387
Yo, everything all right?
732
00:33:18,561 --> 00:33:20,302
You disappeared
last night.
733
00:33:20,476 --> 00:33:22,652
I didn't disappear, I just...
Fuckin' toddies put me down,
734
00:33:22,826 --> 00:33:25,003
I don't know if it's like
sleep medicine or some shit,
735
00:33:25,177 --> 00:33:26,482
like, that shit
put me down.
736
00:33:27,135 --> 00:33:28,658
The toddies made you
fall asleep?
737
00:33:29,572 --> 00:33:31,139
What's wrong with me
going to sleep?
738
00:33:32,967 --> 00:33:34,621
- Hey, Nico?
- Yeah?
739
00:33:34,882 --> 00:33:37,754
Do you have, uh, whipped cream
to make, uh, Irish coffees?
740
00:33:38,146 --> 00:33:39,365
- Yeah.
- Hey!
741
00:33:39,539 --> 00:33:41,497
- Yeah, where?
- Morning, how you doing?
742
00:33:41,758 --> 00:33:44,109
Whoa, happy birthday,
you look like shit.
743
00:33:44,283 --> 00:33:45,327
Yeah, just...
744
00:33:46,241 --> 00:33:47,503
- Good morning, man.
- How'd you sleep?
745
00:33:47,677 --> 00:33:49,375
- Good, man. How about you?
- Pretty good.
746
00:33:49,549 --> 00:33:50,724
Pretty good.
747
00:33:51,072 --> 00:33:53,292
- Thank you.
- All for you, all of it.
748
00:33:54,249 --> 00:33:55,816
Hey, Nico,
is this expired?
749
00:33:55,990 --> 00:33:57,861
- What? What is it?
- Whipped cream,
750
00:33:58,123 --> 00:33:59,298
- is it expired?
- I don't know, check the expiration date.
751
00:33:59,472 --> 00:34:01,387
- Good morning, my man.
- How you doing?
752
00:34:01,561 --> 00:34:03,041
I'm good, how about you?
753
00:34:03,258 --> 00:34:04,694
Not too tight,
not too tight.
754
00:34:04,868 --> 00:34:06,522
- I'm doing okay.
- Happy birthday, man.
755
00:34:06,696 --> 00:34:08,307
- Thank you.
- I hope you enjoy.
756
00:34:08,655 --> 00:34:10,744
Did you, uh... Did you
take part in this?
757
00:34:10,918 --> 00:34:14,139
I did! So you finally get
to nourish yourself
758
00:34:14,313 --> 00:34:15,705
with some of my actual cuisine.
759
00:34:15,879 --> 00:34:18,186
You guys
want Irish coffee? Irish coffee?
760
00:34:18,491 --> 00:34:19,666
- Yeah.
- You want one?
761
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,711
- Yeah.
- Not going to put you to sleep?
762
00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:24,149
Not when there's coffee
in it, man.
763
00:34:24,410 --> 00:34:25,715
Hey,
there's no green tea...
764
00:34:25,889 --> 00:34:27,065
I'm not gonna
tell you when.
765
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:28,849
All right, all right.
766
00:34:29,197 --> 00:34:30,285
Nico, baby,
you want some?
767
00:34:30,590 --> 00:34:31,895
- It's strong, it's very strong.
- Nah?
768
00:34:33,506 --> 00:34:34,942
Can I get some of that
whipped cream?
769
00:34:35,116 --> 00:34:36,683
- Can I see that sugar?
- Oh, yeah.
770
00:34:37,031 --> 00:34:38,598
- Nico.
- Tell me when to stop.
771
00:34:38,815 --> 00:34:40,252
Fuck man, you put sugar
on your grits?
772
00:34:40,469 --> 00:34:42,167
- It's polenta.
- Same shit!
773
00:34:42,384 --> 00:34:43,951
Yeah, you never seen nobody
do this before?
774
00:34:44,212 --> 00:34:46,171
Yeah, I thought grits
was, like, a savory,
775
00:34:46,345 --> 00:34:47,563
salt and pepper thing,
no?
776
00:34:48,608 --> 00:34:49,522
I don't know, man,
some people...
777
00:34:49,696 --> 00:34:51,132
Is it like a family thing?
778
00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:53,830
Nah, some people like it sweet,
some people like it salty.
779
00:34:54,483 --> 00:34:56,224
I like both, me personally,
but, you know,
780
00:34:56,398 --> 00:34:58,008
I guess it just depends
on what I eat it with.
781
00:34:58,183 --> 00:34:59,923
- Right?
- But like, it's a war, like,
782
00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,491
some people really
take this serious.
783
00:35:02,796 --> 00:35:05,190
Yeah, like, sometimes
my Facebook explodes about it.
784
00:35:05,364 --> 00:35:06,539
Like, it's super,
super crazy.
785
00:35:06,713 --> 00:35:08,932
I'll see if I can
find something.
786
00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:10,543
You wouldn't believe
how far this goes.
787
00:35:15,069 --> 00:35:16,505
See?
They got Angela and Rachel.
788
00:35:16,679 --> 00:35:17,941
What was that?
789
00:35:18,464 --> 00:35:19,552
Just keep swiping.
790
00:35:20,988 --> 00:35:22,337
What's that?
What's that?
791
00:35:22,511 --> 00:35:24,165
- Oh, Rachel.
- Let me see this.
792
00:35:24,339 --> 00:35:26,341
That's good.
793
00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:31,825
- Let me see that.
- But it's an actual...
794
00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:35,089
Oh, no!
795
00:35:36,873 --> 00:35:38,136
That's funny.
796
00:35:39,572 --> 00:35:41,835
Oh, no!
797
00:35:42,009 --> 00:35:43,663
- Fucked with Michael.
- They got Michael!
798
00:35:43,837 --> 00:35:45,795
Now that's funny.
799
00:35:46,970 --> 00:35:48,146
That's not really fair, though,
is it, man?
800
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,582
I mean, the guy's dead.
801
00:35:49,886 --> 00:35:51,453
He can't exactly call out
on that, can he?
802
00:35:51,801 --> 00:35:52,802
I want to try some of this sugar
on my grits. Let me try this.
803
00:35:52,976 --> 00:35:54,282
- Is this okay?
- Yeah.
804
00:35:54,456 --> 00:35:55,501
Is this, like, a Rachel Dolezal
sort of thing?
805
00:35:55,675 --> 00:35:56,632
It's off limits to me?
806
00:35:56,806 --> 00:35:58,199
I won't tell.
807
00:35:58,373 --> 00:36:00,636
Yo, that's a brave...
This is a bold decision.
808
00:36:01,071 --> 00:36:02,986
What's up, motherfuckers?
809
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,163
- Oh!
- Happy birthday!
810
00:36:05,685 --> 00:36:06,990
Hey!
811
00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:09,993
- When did you guys get back?
- Yo, hey!
812
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,647
- Like two days ago.
- Really?
813
00:36:11,821 --> 00:36:12,866
Yeah.
814
00:36:13,475 --> 00:36:15,477
- What's up, my man?
- Glad you made it.
815
00:36:15,738 --> 00:36:17,218
- Dude.
- Roddy, what's up, man?
816
00:36:17,392 --> 00:36:19,002
John boy!
Good to see you again, bro.
817
00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:21,396
Yo, I got something for you.
A rock?
818
00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:23,746
It's not just a rock, man,
this is an Eleguá.
819
00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:25,487
- Fair warning.
- Elengua?
820
00:36:25,661 --> 00:36:27,620
- Eleguá.
- Pete, this is a fucking cursed
821
00:36:28,011 --> 00:36:31,145
voodoo doll that he stole
from the Havana forest.
822
00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:33,800
Wait, wait, you stole
a voodoo doll?
823
00:36:34,104 --> 00:36:36,498
He fucking stole it, it was a
fucking creepy ass forest.
824
00:36:36,672 --> 00:36:38,108
- They were everywhere, man.
- There was, like,
825
00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:39,501
- dead chickens around.
- They're not evil.
826
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:41,111
- They're not evil.
- Happy birthday.
827
00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:42,156
Out of my fucking house,
put it out of my house.
828
00:36:42,330 --> 00:36:43,636
I'm not fucking around.
829
00:36:43,984 --> 00:36:44,767
It's weird,
I can't stop looking at it.
830
00:36:44,941 --> 00:36:45,942
It's kind of hypnotic.
831
00:36:46,116 --> 00:36:47,248
Really.
Ty, you want to see it?
832
00:36:47,422 --> 00:36:49,032
I don't fuck
with that shit.
833
00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:50,904
What the fuck
are you guys eating?
834
00:36:51,165 --> 00:36:52,862
- It's grits, polenta.
- Sit down.
835
00:36:53,036 --> 00:36:54,777
- Whatever, it's...
- Have some food.
836
00:36:54,951 --> 00:36:57,040
I put sugar on mine,
it's kinda good.
837
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:58,216
How you doing, bro?
838
00:36:58,390 --> 00:37:00,043
- Hey, what's your name?
- Tyler.
839
00:37:00,348 --> 00:37:01,654
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
840
00:37:01,828 --> 00:37:03,395
Hey, what's up man?
I didn't see you there.
841
00:37:03,569 --> 00:37:04,831
- What's up? Eli.
- Tyler.
842
00:37:05,005 --> 00:37:06,224
Tyler.
Nice to meet you.
843
00:37:06,398 --> 00:37:07,964
Guys, let's take it to go.
844
00:37:08,138 --> 00:37:09,314
- Let's put it in a thermos.
- Where are we going?
845
00:37:09,488 --> 00:37:10,793
We just got here.
846
00:37:11,098 --> 00:37:12,360
Put 'em in thermos,
let's go. I know.
847
00:37:12,534 --> 00:37:13,709
But let's go
for a little walk.
848
00:37:13,927 --> 00:37:15,145
We're going to do
a little exercise.
849
00:37:15,363 --> 00:37:16,625
Little Johnny's gotta work
them buns.
850
00:37:16,799 --> 00:37:17,887
Okay, well, let them have
a drink first.
851
00:37:18,061 --> 00:37:19,541
- Come on.
- We're done here?
852
00:37:19,933 --> 00:37:20,760
- Yeah, we're done.
- Been driving for hours
853
00:37:20,934 --> 00:37:21,804
now, it's not a bad idea.
854
00:37:22,675 --> 00:37:24,285
Which one...
Which room's mine?
855
00:37:25,025 --> 00:37:26,635
I think for us
it's like 80/20.
856
00:37:26,809 --> 00:37:28,028
More, More.
Stronger, stronger.
857
00:37:28,202 --> 00:37:30,291
Whoa, enough, enough,
enough, enough.
858
00:37:30,465 --> 00:37:31,510
Sorry, sorry.
859
00:37:32,380 --> 00:37:33,990
- Puerto Rico. Nice.
- Yeah, that's where she's from.
860
00:37:34,164 --> 00:37:35,775
Yeah, she's from Puerto Rico.
861
00:37:35,949 --> 00:37:38,081
How long... How long have you
been, like, with her?
862
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:41,171
Um... Going on three years now.
863
00:37:41,346 --> 00:37:42,695
- That's cool, man.
- Yeah, yeah.
864
00:37:45,567 --> 00:37:47,134
- Oh, yeah, sure, thank you.
- Cheers.
865
00:37:47,308 --> 00:37:49,267
- You got an extra glass?
- Thank you, Nico.
866
00:37:49,441 --> 00:37:50,311
Thank you.
867
00:37:50,485 --> 00:37:51,573
Happy birthday, Pete.
868
00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:53,140
Yeah.
869
00:37:53,532 --> 00:37:56,404
Pete, cheers
to a beautiful fucking day.
870
00:37:56,578 --> 00:37:58,537
Here's to your
white floors, Nico.
871
00:37:58,711 --> 00:38:00,190
- Now let's exercise.
- Cheers to my white floors.
872
00:38:00,365 --> 00:38:02,018
Cheers.
Come on, guys.
873
00:38:03,150 --> 00:38:04,586
All right, let's go.
874
00:38:05,065 --> 00:38:06,719
Right, so right between
this valley and that valley
875
00:38:06,893 --> 00:38:08,634
- there's a little river...
- Yeah, yeah.
876
00:38:08,808 --> 00:38:10,070
...and you just
go up there.
877
00:38:10,244 --> 00:38:11,680
You go up, like,
about ten minutes.
878
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,467
And then, uh,
it's there.
879
00:38:15,641 --> 00:38:17,033
That shit, like, catapults you.
880
00:38:17,207 --> 00:38:19,645
That sounds like
so much fun.
881
00:38:19,819 --> 00:38:21,821
And there, that's the...
882
00:38:22,561 --> 00:38:23,779
Fuck!
883
00:38:24,214 --> 00:38:25,564
So how was Cuba, man?
884
00:38:25,912 --> 00:38:28,654
It was dope,
hottest girls ever.
885
00:38:29,350 --> 00:38:31,004
- Ladies are hot there?
- Yeah.
886
00:38:31,178 --> 00:38:32,658
A lot hotter than here.
887
00:38:36,052 --> 00:38:37,402
Hey, Eli...
888
00:38:39,099 --> 00:38:40,492
You're not supposed
to smoke, man.
889
00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:42,537
You've had appendicitis,
you can't smoke weed.
890
00:38:42,711 --> 00:38:44,060
You can't smoke weed
with appendi...
891
00:38:44,234 --> 00:38:45,366
It's nothing to do
with your appendix,
892
00:38:45,540 --> 00:38:46,585
you smoke it
through the lungs.
893
00:38:46,759 --> 00:38:47,629
Yo, line up!
One line,
894
00:38:47,803 --> 00:38:48,891
everyone facing that way.
895
00:38:49,283 --> 00:38:50,545
- Come on.
- Nico, Johnny's told ya, move.
896
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:52,112
Looking after your health,
dude.
897
00:38:52,286 --> 00:38:53,896
- Go, Roddy, make it.
- What are we doing?
898
00:38:54,114 --> 00:38:55,376
What are you talking
about, "what are we doing?"
899
00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:57,204
Remember we said.
Let's go, let's go, yo.
900
00:38:57,378 --> 00:38:59,075
Come on, baby.
We're doing it.
901
00:38:59,249 --> 00:39:00,947
- Nah, I don't want to play this game, man.
- Huh?
902
00:39:01,121 --> 00:39:02,427
- You're doing it.
- I'm good.
903
00:39:02,601 --> 00:39:03,863
What do you mean?
Come on, we said...
904
00:39:04,124 --> 00:39:05,081
I don't wanna play every game
y'all play bro.
905
00:39:06,387 --> 00:39:08,302
Yo, we're not playing a game,
we're doing a workout.
906
00:39:08,476 --> 00:39:10,086
- We said we were going to do it.
- I'm chilling.
907
00:39:10,260 --> 00:39:11,392
- All right.
- Yo, Johnny!
908
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,569
Yo, line up. Come on.
Johnny Tundra workout.
909
00:39:15,265 --> 00:39:16,441
Drink it up.
910
00:39:16,615 --> 00:39:17,920
All right, yo.
Line it up, line it up.
911
00:39:18,094 --> 00:39:19,792
Thirty seconds of work,
30 seconds of rest.
912
00:39:19,966 --> 00:39:21,010
You get what I'm saying?
913
00:39:21,184 --> 00:39:22,664
I'll time it, don't worry.
914
00:39:22,838 --> 00:39:24,144
- What's the...?
- First exercise is frog jumps.
915
00:39:24,318 --> 00:39:25,450
- Frog jumps.
- Frog jumps.
916
00:39:25,624 --> 00:39:26,755
Line it up, ready?
917
00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:28,191
That's like, frog,
frog jump?
918
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,497
Johnny Tundra.
919
00:39:31,107 --> 00:39:32,021
Go!
920
00:39:33,762 --> 00:39:34,894
Take the cigarette
out of your mouth.
921
00:39:37,157 --> 00:39:38,332
Thirty seconds!
922
00:39:38,898 --> 00:39:42,118
- Twenty-nine...
- No, come on.
923
00:39:42,467 --> 00:39:44,033
Anybody bring
any weed over?
924
00:39:44,425 --> 00:39:46,688
- Yo, just fucking...
- I knew this shit was bad.
925
00:39:46,862 --> 00:39:48,473
- Done, it's done.
- Weed break, weed break.
926
00:39:48,647 --> 00:39:49,822
Yo, Ty!
927
00:39:50,431 --> 00:39:51,301
Smoke smoke?
928
00:39:55,175 --> 00:39:56,176
This one.
929
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,091
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah...
930
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:00,485
Yo!
931
00:40:00,833 --> 00:40:02,051
Give me
some of that shit.
932
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,618
- Hey, man.
- Hey, dude.
933
00:40:03,792 --> 00:40:05,838
Hits the system up here...
934
00:40:11,583 --> 00:40:12,801
It's actually a hybrid,
935
00:40:13,106 --> 00:40:14,847
I think its blue dream...
936
00:40:26,032 --> 00:40:29,035
It's hard to tell
when it's going crisscross.
937
00:40:30,297 --> 00:40:31,341
Fuck, its cold!
938
00:40:31,516 --> 00:40:32,865
Criss-cross.
939
00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:35,345
Aah! Get those blue dreams...
940
00:40:37,739 --> 00:40:40,438
I lost my papers,
he's like, "I lost my weed."
941
00:40:40,612 --> 00:40:42,048
What is it, "I got weed,
942
00:40:42,222 --> 00:40:43,615
I got papers,
let's get it together man..."
943
00:40:43,789 --> 00:40:44,703
Max.
944
00:40:49,142 --> 00:40:51,536
...happy and the other one is
kinda like... not sad,
945
00:40:51,710 --> 00:40:53,320
or anything
but just kinda mellow.
946
00:40:54,408 --> 00:40:56,149
Woah!
947
00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:58,151
Sick.
Did you take my lighter?
948
00:40:58,325 --> 00:41:01,110
Yo, why were you just about to
punch me in the face just then?
949
00:41:02,677 --> 00:41:04,374
My bad, bro, I just...
950
00:41:04,549 --> 00:41:06,159
I just didn't want to play
the game, you know. I'm sorry.
951
00:41:06,333 --> 00:41:07,856
What, are you
freaking out right now?
952
00:41:08,030 --> 00:41:09,989
Is that why last night
you pretended to fall asleep?
953
00:41:10,163 --> 00:41:11,294
Pretending to be asleep?
954
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:12,861
Come on, man, seriously?
955
00:41:13,035 --> 00:41:14,515
Why would I do that, bro?
956
00:41:14,689 --> 00:41:17,692
Yo, you were definitely
pretending to fall asleep.
957
00:41:18,563 --> 00:41:21,522
Why are you making shit weirder
than it already is, bro?
958
00:41:22,610 --> 00:41:24,003
Why is it weird
in the first place?
959
00:41:25,570 --> 00:41:27,354
Well, your fucking friend
Pete for one.
960
00:41:27,572 --> 00:41:29,443
Oh, come on, dude,
961
00:41:29,617 --> 00:41:32,054
I told you that Pete's
just a weirdo, you know that.
962
00:41:32,620 --> 00:41:33,752
He doesn't mean anything
by it.
963
00:41:33,926 --> 00:41:35,536
I get it, like a...
like an artist
964
00:41:35,710 --> 00:41:36,798
or some weird shit,
965
00:41:37,016 --> 00:41:38,713
- fucking weird.
- Yeah.
966
00:41:39,105 --> 00:41:41,586
But honestly, dude, would you
rather be here with us
967
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:43,239
or would you rather be
at home
968
00:41:43,457 --> 00:41:44,850
dealing with Carmen's family
and all that shit, huh?
969
00:41:46,068 --> 00:41:48,810
Um... No, I'm fucking
with you, man.
970
00:41:48,984 --> 00:41:51,247
Let's go take this tour, man.
I wanna see this house.
971
00:41:51,726 --> 00:41:53,467
Nico builds these shits himself,
or what?
972
00:41:53,728 --> 00:41:55,425
Yeah, well, he's, I mean,
he's gutting them,
973
00:41:55,643 --> 00:41:57,776
I mean, these houses were here
for a while, but he's...
974
00:41:57,950 --> 00:42:01,040
So this house and
that house and 36 acres.
975
00:42:01,214 --> 00:42:03,303
- Wow!
- And I got it for 150,000 bucks.
976
00:42:03,521 --> 00:42:05,740
- No!
- Good one.
977
00:42:05,914 --> 00:42:08,656
Yeah, I... I think that
if I do this work,
978
00:42:08,830 --> 00:42:11,267
it looks good, I can get like
a $300,000 maybe,
979
00:42:11,441 --> 00:42:12,965
- $250,000, $300,000.
- You're gonna sell the house?
980
00:42:13,139 --> 00:42:14,793
No, you can get more
than that Nico!
981
00:42:15,271 --> 00:42:17,491
I don't know if I'm gonna sell
it, man, it seems really good,
982
00:42:17,665 --> 00:42:19,928
Seems beautiful but...
good profit.
983
00:42:20,102 --> 00:42:21,669
You're gonna put a window
right here?
984
00:42:21,843 --> 00:42:23,584
I'm gonna put a window
there, a fireplace...
985
00:42:23,758 --> 00:42:26,239
Don't you need, like, a
special permit for a wood stove?
986
00:42:26,413 --> 00:42:28,023
Yeah, but here, you're in
the middle of nowhere,
987
00:42:28,197 --> 00:42:29,416
you know, so nobody cares.
988
00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:30,722
- Oh, all right.
- Yeah.
989
00:42:30,896 --> 00:42:32,288
No one cares, huh?
990
00:42:33,768 --> 00:42:35,291
We're not gonna see you,
991
00:42:35,465 --> 00:42:37,076
you're never gonna be back
in the city, are you?
992
00:42:41,210 --> 00:42:43,169
So no bedrooms
downstairs, Nico, or what?
993
00:42:43,343 --> 00:42:44,866
Ah, no, maybe...
994
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,389
...I don't know.
This is gonna be the kitchen,
995
00:42:46,825 --> 00:42:47,913
that's all I know now.
996
00:42:48,435 --> 00:42:51,394
I got two guys, you know,
I'll get it done.
997
00:42:51,786 --> 00:42:53,005
Yo, you okay?
998
00:42:54,136 --> 00:42:56,182
Yeah just trying
to check some e-mails.
999
00:42:56,791 --> 00:42:58,619
Yeah, it's fucked,
there's no service.
1000
00:43:00,534 --> 00:43:02,449
Yo, Charles, what was the name
of that weed
1001
00:43:02,623 --> 00:43:04,190
we were smoking earlier,
blue dream?
1002
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:05,974
The blue dream!
1003
00:43:06,148 --> 00:43:07,454
You've got Tyler
tripping balls over here.
1004
00:43:07,628 --> 00:43:08,803
What, is he
in the baby room?
1005
00:43:08,977 --> 00:43:10,588
He's in the baby room.
1006
00:43:10,936 --> 00:43:13,199
Di - de - di - de - di - de!
1007
00:43:13,460 --> 00:43:14,722
Ah, fuck, sorry, sorry.
1008
00:43:14,940 --> 00:43:16,594
- Sorry.
- Come on.
1009
00:43:17,377 --> 00:43:18,770
- Nice, nice!
- Oh!
1010
00:43:19,031 --> 00:43:21,120
Come on!
1011
00:43:21,511 --> 00:43:24,384
- What is that?
- Uh, it's, uh, 17-12.
1012
00:43:24,558 --> 00:43:26,038
Yo, Ty, you wanna play?
1013
00:43:26,691 --> 00:43:28,431
Nah, I'm good man, I'll just...
I'll watch.
1014
00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:29,911
- All right, go.
- Yo, Tyler,
1015
00:43:30,085 --> 00:43:31,783
give a hand with this, man.
Aw, yeah, shit.
1016
00:43:31,957 --> 00:43:32,914
Hell yeah.
1017
00:43:33,436 --> 00:43:34,960
- Right on the pile.
- All right.
1018
00:43:36,048 --> 00:43:38,180
Seventeen - 14.
1019
00:43:42,532 --> 00:43:44,404
Motherfucker took an Uber!
1020
00:43:44,665 --> 00:43:46,014
This little shit took an Uber!
1021
00:43:46,362 --> 00:43:48,451
- Is that Alan?
- Rich-ass motherfucker!
1022
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:49,975
Can you believe this shit?
1023
00:43:51,890 --> 00:43:53,239
What the fuck
is he wearing?
1024
00:43:53,413 --> 00:43:56,024
Hey, nobody say shit
about the mask, okay?
1025
00:43:56,372 --> 00:43:58,026
Johnny, right.
Don't say shit.
1026
00:43:58,984 --> 00:44:00,376
Ruben, you're a prince, man.
1027
00:44:00,812 --> 00:44:02,335
Best three hours of my week.
1028
00:44:02,596 --> 00:44:03,989
Muchas gracias.
1029
00:44:04,163 --> 00:44:05,294
Be good.
1030
00:44:07,601 --> 00:44:09,908
How much that cost you?
Huh? 500?
1031
00:44:10,212 --> 00:44:12,911
What are talking about, the car
or my sequins mask?
1032
00:44:13,259 --> 00:44:14,608
Why're you so obsessed
with money, man,
1033
00:44:14,782 --> 00:44:16,262
is it 'cause
you grew up poor?
1034
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:18,568
We all gonna hear about your sad
childhood again this weekend?
1035
00:44:18,743 --> 00:44:20,222
Happy birthday.
I love you, man.
1036
00:44:20,396 --> 00:44:22,181
I love you too, asshole.
1037
00:44:23,617 --> 00:44:25,575
Pete, what is this
for a weird group?
1038
00:44:25,837 --> 00:44:27,490
What?
Charlie, you look heavy!
1039
00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:29,014
I love you as a fat guy.
1040
00:44:29,188 --> 00:44:30,929
God, there's no balance here.
Where's Derek?
1041
00:44:31,103 --> 00:44:32,800
Oh, hey, he couldn't come.
I'm sorry it's just us.
1042
00:44:32,974 --> 00:44:34,454
Don't be sorry, man,
you're one of the good ones.
1043
00:44:34,628 --> 00:44:35,803
- Who's this guy?
- This is my buddy,
1044
00:44:35,977 --> 00:44:37,283
- we work together.
- No!
1045
00:44:37,457 --> 00:44:38,719
Give me a hug, stranger.
Put that shit away.
1046
00:44:38,937 --> 00:44:40,155
Sorry, man. I'm a hugger.
1047
00:44:40,329 --> 00:44:41,504
Nico! Beautiful!
1048
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:43,115
Hey! Hey!
1049
00:44:43,289 --> 00:44:45,508
What's this? Hey!
This for me?
1050
00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:47,162
That's for all of us, man!
1051
00:44:47,423 --> 00:44:48,773
- Not my birthday present?
- You have to share.
1052
00:44:48,947 --> 00:44:50,078
It's for all the boys.
1053
00:44:50,296 --> 00:44:51,819
It's gonna be fun for everyone.
1054
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:53,212
Here, check this out.
1055
00:44:53,386 --> 00:44:54,822
What'd you bring,
a corpse?
1056
00:44:55,083 --> 00:44:56,476
It will be soon, baby,
we're gonna kill it.
1057
00:44:57,695 --> 00:44:59,261
Aw, shit.
1058
00:44:59,784 --> 00:45:02,743
You see this tiny stubby finger?
This is gonna be pressed up
1059
00:45:02,917 --> 00:45:05,659
inside of all of our asses
for the next four years.
1060
00:45:05,833 --> 00:45:07,879
And we've gotta
fucking deal with it.
1061
00:45:08,183 --> 00:45:09,750
- Where's the candy?
- No, no candy.
1062
00:45:09,924 --> 00:45:12,144
No need for candy, man,
we'll just beat him up
1063
00:45:12,318 --> 00:45:13,885
and stab him a little.
It'll be fun.
1064
00:45:14,059 --> 00:45:15,582
You'll love it, especially you.
1065
00:45:15,756 --> 00:45:17,758
Don't you wanna hurt
this racist motherfucker!
1066
00:45:18,454 --> 00:45:19,804
Be fun, man,
but I'll get you some candy,
1067
00:45:19,978 --> 00:45:21,196
I'll get you candy, all right?
1068
00:45:21,370 --> 00:45:22,850
- We got candy, okay?
- Okay.
1069
00:45:23,024 --> 00:45:24,460
I didn't mean to leave
the candy behind.
1070
00:45:24,634 --> 00:45:26,419
Nico, where is
that swimming hole?
1071
00:45:26,593 --> 00:45:28,160
The hole? Couple of hundred feet
that way, man.
1072
00:45:28,334 --> 00:45:30,684
Can we go right now?
I wanna jump in that shit.
1073
00:45:30,858 --> 00:45:32,860
- I... I gotta win a bet.
- It's too cold to do that, man.
1074
00:45:33,034 --> 00:45:34,122
No, no.
Cold is just a temperature.
1075
00:45:34,296 --> 00:45:35,689
- Can we go?
- Yeah. Sure.
1076
00:45:35,994 --> 00:45:37,299
Let's get changed real quick
and we'll go, all right?
1077
00:45:37,473 --> 00:45:39,127
- Right away?
- Yeah, right away.
1078
00:45:39,301 --> 00:45:40,825
The crowd was
unbelievable today.
1079
00:45:40,999 --> 00:45:42,565
You know,
I looked at the rain...
1080
00:45:42,783 --> 00:45:44,219
- Jesus! God damnit!
- ...which just never came.
1081
00:45:44,393 --> 00:45:46,178
You know,
we finished the speech.
1082
00:45:47,309 --> 00:45:48,441
This motherfucker.
1083
00:45:49,094 --> 00:45:50,356
Motherfucker.
1084
00:45:51,009 --> 00:45:53,272
This guy says that it got sunny,
that the sun opened up, right,
1085
00:45:53,446 --> 00:45:54,926
and there's fucking
footage of him
1086
00:45:55,100 --> 00:45:56,405
giving his fascist speech
in the fucking rain.
1087
00:45:56,579 --> 00:45:58,277
Yeah, for the
inauguration, right?
1088
00:45:58,451 --> 00:46:00,322
Okay, so that's lying about
the fucking weather, right?
1089
00:46:00,496 --> 00:46:02,672
- Yeah.
- It's fucking impeachment!
1090
00:46:02,890 --> 00:46:04,283
Watch, the knife, bro,
watch the knife.
1091
00:46:04,457 --> 00:46:05,545
Stab him in the dick.
1092
00:46:06,546 --> 00:46:08,374
Stab it in the dick.
1093
00:46:08,548 --> 00:46:10,115
- Stab him in the dick.
- Woah.
1094
00:46:10,289 --> 00:46:11,464
- Stab him in the dick.
- Slow.
1095
00:46:13,553 --> 00:46:15,207
Yeah. Now we can
grab him by the pussy, right?
1096
00:46:15,381 --> 00:46:16,295
Action!
1097
00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:20,299
Oh, my God,
Alan, so sexy!
1098
00:46:20,473 --> 00:46:22,475
How many fucking costumes
you got?
1099
00:46:22,649 --> 00:46:24,346
Huh, Mary Poppins?
1100
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:25,913
You see, Tyler, you're not
the only black man here now.
1101
00:46:26,087 --> 00:46:28,089
Thanks to you my brother!
1102
00:46:28,568 --> 00:46:30,004
This dude is funny!
1103
00:46:30,483 --> 00:46:31,658
That's my nigga for life.
1104
00:46:31,832 --> 00:46:33,573
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
1105
00:46:33,747 --> 00:46:37,142
Come on, Alan, kiss me,
kiss me for the camera.
1106
00:46:37,446 --> 00:46:38,708
Don't fucking tell me
to smile,
1107
00:46:38,883 --> 00:46:40,145
I've lost all feeling
in my face.
1108
00:46:41,146 --> 00:46:42,756
You look like
a black dildo.
1109
00:46:48,109 --> 00:46:49,415
Hey, did you tell them
to come out?
1110
00:46:49,589 --> 00:46:51,243
- Yeah, man
- Pete: Where the fuck are they?
1111
00:46:51,417 --> 00:46:52,635
Take it easy.
1112
00:46:52,897 --> 00:46:53,680
They're all dressed,
ain't they?
1113
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:55,987
Stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop.
1114
00:46:56,161 --> 00:46:57,379
Stop what, man?
1115
00:46:57,684 --> 00:46:58,816
Stop! You asshole.
1116
00:46:58,990 --> 00:46:59,991
- Stop.
- Shut the fuck up.
1117
00:47:04,647 --> 00:47:05,953
Sorry.
1118
00:47:06,171 --> 00:47:07,607
Guys, it's not exactly warm
out here.
1119
00:47:07,912 --> 00:47:09,304
What is it exactly?
1120
00:47:11,089 --> 00:47:12,655
No, no, no, no, come on.
Get in the van man,
1121
00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:14,222
- you'll freeze your ass off.
- I wanna test
1122
00:47:14,396 --> 00:47:16,094
wetsuit out, man.
It's an expensive rental.
1123
00:47:16,268 --> 00:47:17,747
Ty,
come back with me, man!
1124
00:47:17,965 --> 00:47:20,359
Fuck that!
It's a little cold back there,
1125
00:47:20,533 --> 00:47:22,274
Be the man of the group,
come on.
1126
00:47:22,448 --> 00:47:24,450
- Here, take that to warm up.
- Hurry up, hurry up.
1127
00:47:24,624 --> 00:47:25,930
The brothers
are used to it anyway.
1128
00:47:26,104 --> 00:47:27,366
We're men.
1129
00:47:27,540 --> 00:47:28,367
We'll be the men
of the group.
1130
00:47:30,238 --> 00:47:32,719
It's so hard to take you
seriously in this shit.
1131
00:47:33,328 --> 00:47:35,896
You look like you're
on your way out of an asshole.
1132
00:47:36,244 --> 00:47:38,507
And I don't want to come
out yet, I'm staying in.
1133
00:47:40,248 --> 00:47:41,249
I don't wanna be born!
1134
00:47:42,903 --> 00:47:43,904
Put me back.
1135
00:47:45,471 --> 00:47:47,299
- How you doing, man?
- It's cold as a motherfucker.
1136
00:47:47,473 --> 00:47:49,344
Oh, yeah? Get in here,
man, it's cozy in here.
1137
00:47:49,692 --> 00:47:50,998
Come on, climb in.
1138
00:47:51,172 --> 00:47:52,608
Let me touch this shit,
what is this?
1139
00:47:52,782 --> 00:47:54,262
- It's rabbit.
- This is nice!
1140
00:47:54,436 --> 00:47:56,830
It's like bunny fur,
it's like 40 baby rabbits.
1141
00:47:57,004 --> 00:47:59,398
Very expensive, very rare.
1142
00:48:00,268 --> 00:48:02,444
Drink up, man!
If you're feeling the cold,
1143
00:48:02,618 --> 00:48:03,750
you're not drunk enough.
Come on.
1144
00:48:03,924 --> 00:48:05,099
- Oh, man.
- Go till you can't
1145
00:48:05,273 --> 00:48:06,361
feel a thing.
1146
00:48:06,535 --> 00:48:07,841
Give it here.
1147
00:48:08,059 --> 00:48:08,798
- What is that?
- Take a little sip of that.
1148
00:48:08,973 --> 00:48:10,148
Irish coffee.
1149
00:48:11,236 --> 00:48:12,193
It's good shit, man.
1150
00:48:12,367 --> 00:48:13,847
That way we can be like drunk
1151
00:48:14,021 --> 00:48:15,805
- but capable.
- They make it nice and strong.
1152
00:48:16,415 --> 00:48:17,982
Yeah. That's what I'm trying
to get to, man.
1153
00:48:18,417 --> 00:48:19,766
I wanna feel alive.
1154
00:48:21,028 --> 00:48:22,595
Is that why you're doing this
with me?
1155
00:48:22,769 --> 00:48:24,031
To do this fucking bet?
1156
00:48:24,858 --> 00:48:29,602
It's a lot, man, enough that
I rented a wetsuit for two days.
1157
00:48:30,211 --> 00:48:33,301
But I made it with this guy
who pisses money away,
1158
00:48:33,475 --> 00:48:35,738
does not give a shit
about money, he was drunk,
1159
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:36,914
it's easy money.
1160
00:48:39,612 --> 00:48:42,397
Whoa! Whoa!
Watch out, man! It's slippery!
1161
00:48:42,571 --> 00:48:44,051
Yo, Ty,
you got the thermos?
1162
00:48:44,269 --> 00:48:45,531
I know what I'm doing.
Thank you very much!
1163
00:48:46,184 --> 00:48:47,359
Oh, sorry.
1164
00:48:47,533 --> 00:48:48,882
Charles, make sure
you're filming,
1165
00:48:49,056 --> 00:48:50,536
man, there's a lot of money
on the line.
1166
00:48:50,710 --> 00:48:52,407
- I got you, bro!
- Don't fuck me on this.
1167
00:48:52,581 --> 00:48:53,843
Are there rocks down here?
1168
00:48:54,322 --> 00:48:55,628
Yo, you drank the whole
thing, motherfucker.
1169
00:48:56,150 --> 00:48:59,066
Nah, actually, uh, my nigga
helped me out with that.
1170
00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:00,633
Just fish my body
out of the water.
1171
00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:02,504
- All right.
- Witness my death.
1172
00:49:02,678 --> 00:49:04,202
- I know, but fuck.
- Nico, how many feet?
1173
00:49:04,376 --> 00:49:05,681
- Sorry, dawg.
- Like, four?
1174
00:49:05,899 --> 00:49:06,813
Jump, you little
shrinking flower!
1175
00:49:06,987 --> 00:49:08,206
All right, this is it!
1176
00:49:08,380 --> 00:49:09,511
Sayonara!
1177
00:49:12,427 --> 00:49:14,734
- I got it.
- Oh, this fucking suit!
1178
00:49:14,908 --> 00:49:16,823
Aah!
1179
00:49:16,997 --> 00:49:18,216
Grab his jacket,
give me his clothes.
1180
00:49:18,390 --> 00:49:19,913
I'm fucking...
Hypothermia!
1181
00:49:20,087 --> 00:49:21,567
- My body's in shock!
- Are you all right?
1182
00:49:21,741 --> 00:49:23,438
No, seriously,
I can't feel my skin!
1183
00:49:23,612 --> 00:49:25,875
Help him out.
1184
00:49:26,833 --> 00:49:27,790
I got you, man.
1185
00:49:28,139 --> 00:49:29,662
What's going on?
1186
00:49:30,010 --> 00:49:32,404
Help! Get this shit off me.
Holy fucking shit, I'm freezing!
1187
00:49:32,665 --> 00:49:34,797
- Oh my... Fuck!
- Stop moving, man!
1188
00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:36,669
Fucking suit is a scam,
I'm not joking.
1189
00:49:36,843 --> 00:49:38,018
Stop flailing!
1190
00:49:38,453 --> 00:49:39,933
It's not that cold, man,
get over it.
1191
00:49:40,107 --> 00:49:41,239
How do you
work this shit?
1192
00:49:41,413 --> 00:49:42,762
This shit's like
a bullet proof vest!
1193
00:49:42,936 --> 00:49:44,024
I Velcro'd it.
What are you doing?
1194
00:49:44,198 --> 00:49:45,504
I'm trying!
I'm trying!
1195
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,246
It's an illusion!
1196
00:49:49,856 --> 00:49:51,510
- So dramatic!
- I got it.
1197
00:49:51,684 --> 00:49:53,164
- Where the fuck's my coat, man?
- What do you mean?
1198
00:49:53,338 --> 00:49:54,817
- Give me my fucking...
- What you talking about?
1199
00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:56,384
When did you get a sex
change, anal?
1200
00:49:56,558 --> 00:49:57,777
Yeah, my junk looks
like a pussy.
1201
00:49:57,951 --> 00:49:59,387
It's really funny, motherfucker!
1202
00:49:59,561 --> 00:50:01,259
I'm gonna rub my pussy
all over you fuckers!
1203
00:50:01,433 --> 00:50:02,695
Give me body heat.
1204
00:50:02,869 --> 00:50:04,218
Yo, I'm dying!
1205
00:50:04,392 --> 00:50:05,915
Give him his shit,
man, give him his shit.
1206
00:50:06,873 --> 00:50:08,875
- Man...
- Give me some body heat!
1207
00:50:10,833 --> 00:50:12,574
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Cover him up, cover him up.
1208
00:50:12,748 --> 00:50:14,924
Fuck! Jesus!
Don't hug me, still.
1209
00:50:15,099 --> 00:50:16,274
The only man
with a fucking heart.
1210
00:50:16,448 --> 00:50:17,971
Fuck you cunt bitches, man!
1211
00:50:19,103 --> 00:50:21,453
I'm sorry, anal,
I didn't mean to make you hurt!
1212
00:50:21,627 --> 00:50:22,976
Hey, fuck you, dude!
1213
00:50:23,150 --> 00:50:24,891
Tyler, never trust
the white man.
1214
00:50:25,065 --> 00:50:26,588
All right? You understand?
1215
00:50:26,762 --> 00:50:28,721
They will let you fucking die
in the wilderness.
1216
00:50:30,418 --> 00:50:31,724
- You hear me?
- Loud and clear.
1217
00:50:33,595 --> 00:50:35,423
Let you die
in the fucking wilderness, man.
1218
00:50:36,859 --> 00:50:38,122
- Drink to that.
- Hurry up.
1219
00:50:38,296 --> 00:50:39,775
- Aah!
- Fucking cursed, man.
1220
00:50:39,949 --> 00:50:41,690
- Look at me, look at me.
- Fucking cursed, man.
1221
00:50:41,864 --> 00:50:43,214
I'm not fucking around.
You understand?
1222
00:50:43,388 --> 00:50:44,867
I'll get that out
of your fucking house.
1223
00:50:45,085 --> 00:50:46,434
- It is not cursed.
- What are you talking about?
1224
00:50:49,785 --> 00:50:52,092
Hey, eat this entire stick
of butter for 300 bucks,
1225
00:50:52,266 --> 00:50:53,920
and we'll find
desperate people,
1226
00:50:54,094 --> 00:50:55,922
we'll just find someone to do it
until all the cash is gone.
1227
00:50:56,096 --> 00:50:57,663
I'm gonna hold you
to that shit.
1228
00:50:57,837 --> 00:50:59,665
We'll see some really sad
shit that way, it's fun.
1229
00:50:59,839 --> 00:51:01,754
I would eat the butter
just for the pleasure.
1230
00:51:01,928 --> 00:51:03,103
Have you ever done that?
1231
00:51:03,277 --> 00:51:04,409
What else is there to do
with butter?
1232
00:51:04,670 --> 00:51:06,411
♪ If I was a rock ♪
1233
00:51:06,672 --> 00:51:08,891
♪ I would like to be soft ♪
1234
00:51:09,066 --> 00:51:12,330
♪ I would like to be soft,
if I was a rock, rock ♪
1235
00:51:12,504 --> 00:51:13,592
That's good,
you're getting better!
1236
00:51:13,766 --> 00:51:15,072
Okay, do feather, do feather!
1237
00:51:15,246 --> 00:51:16,334
Don't think, don't think.
1238
00:51:16,508 --> 00:51:19,032
♪ If I was a feather ♪
1239
00:51:19,206 --> 00:51:21,034
♪ I would like to be heavy ♪
1240
00:51:21,208 --> 00:51:23,167
- ♪ I would like to be
heavy ♪- Roddy: Dudes!
1241
00:51:23,341 --> 00:51:24,951
Ohh!
1242
00:51:25,212 --> 00:51:27,519
♪ Snacks,
Roddy got the snacks ♪
1243
00:51:27,910 --> 00:51:30,130
♪ Roddy got the snacks
Snacks ♪
1244
00:51:30,478 --> 00:51:32,654
♪ Roddy got the snacks
Right here with the snacks ♪
1245
00:51:32,828 --> 00:51:33,916
♪ Roddy ♪
1246
00:51:34,178 --> 00:51:35,657
Thanks, Roddy.
Are you working here?
1247
00:51:35,831 --> 00:51:37,268
Why don't you relax a bit?
1248
00:51:37,442 --> 00:51:38,312
I know, right?
I should be on salary.
1249
00:51:38,486 --> 00:51:39,966
Come on, take a break.
1250
00:51:42,621 --> 00:51:44,449
Mmm! Mmm!
1251
00:51:44,623 --> 00:51:45,624
Mmm!
1252
00:51:45,798 --> 00:51:47,060
You want mine? You like it?
1253
00:51:47,234 --> 00:51:48,540
- Yeah!
- I can't eat cheese.
1254
00:51:48,714 --> 00:51:50,107
- I'm lactose intolerant, here.
- Cheese me.
1255
00:51:50,324 --> 00:51:51,412
Go on, Tyler.
1256
00:51:52,370 --> 00:51:53,371
Yes!
1257
00:51:53,806 --> 00:51:54,676
Hey!
1258
00:51:55,199 --> 00:51:56,896
Whoa, Jesus.
1259
00:51:57,940 --> 00:51:59,290
Whoa, what?
1260
00:51:59,594 --> 00:52:01,074
Don't be jealous
of our dynamic, okay?
1261
00:52:01,248 --> 00:52:02,771
It's just like watching
a Sea World show.
1262
00:52:02,945 --> 00:52:04,295
Hey, so, Eli, like, what are--
how are the Cuban people
1263
00:52:04,469 --> 00:52:06,079
feeling about
all the election stuff?
1264
00:52:06,253 --> 00:52:08,299
No, no, tell him
about the rock!
1265
00:52:08,473 --> 00:52:10,518
Tell him about
the fucking Eleguá,
1266
00:52:10,692 --> 00:52:12,564
- the fucking... a ghost rock.
- He doesn't know what it is.
1267
00:52:12,738 --> 00:52:15,306
He stole this fucking
weird-ass voodoo doll thing,
1268
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,569
with, like,
this weird rock face.
1269
00:52:17,743 --> 00:52:19,179
What, where is it,
I wanna see it, where is it?
1270
00:52:19,353 --> 00:52:20,659
You don't wanna see it!
It'll fuck you up.
1271
00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:22,356
Yeah, you do wanna see it,
it's good luck.
1272
00:52:22,530 --> 00:52:23,966
No, don't tell him
to look at it.
1273
00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:25,533
He tryna fuck your life up,
I'm telling you.
1274
00:52:25,707 --> 00:52:27,013
It's not gonna
fuck your life up.
1275
00:52:27,231 --> 00:52:28,667
Alan, listen to me,
it'll fuck your life up.
1276
00:52:28,841 --> 00:52:30,103
I don't...
they don't give a fuck
1277
00:52:30,277 --> 00:52:31,496
about anything anymore
over there.
1278
00:52:31,670 --> 00:52:32,801
They just think
we're idiots.
1279
00:52:32,975 --> 00:52:34,107
Well,
they think we're idiots,
1280
00:52:34,281 --> 00:52:36,065
and I think that
they're just happy
1281
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:38,546
that they're not here as well,
you know what I mean? Yeah.
1282
00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:40,200
You heard of those things
where you send
1283
00:52:40,374 --> 00:52:42,420
your bullshit into?
You know that?
1284
00:52:42,594 --> 00:52:44,770
Okay, so every... most major
cities and most states are...
1285
00:52:44,944 --> 00:52:46,380
Where's that fucking bottle at?
1286
00:52:46,554 --> 00:52:47,990
They want to take away
funding from the cities.
1287
00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:50,428
This guy needs
another shot! Right?
1288
00:52:50,602 --> 00:52:52,430
But yet he wants New York
to protect his family
1289
00:52:52,604 --> 00:52:54,432
when they stay there
on the weekends. It's bullshit.
1290
00:52:54,606 --> 00:52:57,304
Yo, Ty. Ty, that's Pete's
birthday bottle.
1291
00:52:57,478 --> 00:53:00,264
- Don't be a fucking pussy.
- I know, but let him--
1292
00:53:00,438 --> 00:53:01,787
Cheap fuck.
1293
00:53:02,004 --> 00:53:03,876
Yo...
1294
00:53:06,531 --> 00:53:08,185
Stop being cheap, buddy.
1295
00:53:09,795 --> 00:53:11,318
Come on.
Cheers, motherfucker.
1296
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:13,364
All right.
1297
00:53:13,538 --> 00:53:14,843
- They got Jet Blue flights...
- Cheers.
1298
00:53:15,017 --> 00:53:17,542
...for like 150 bucks,
that's nothing!
1299
00:53:17,759 --> 00:53:19,326
- Round trip, motherfucker.
- Right...
1300
00:53:20,284 --> 00:53:21,894
Jet Blue sucks dick!
1301
00:53:22,068 --> 00:53:24,201
- Ty, bring me Eleguá.
- I've got you!
1302
00:53:24,462 --> 00:53:26,507
You have a Jewish vagina!
1303
00:53:27,247 --> 00:53:28,727
Hey where's that Eleguá
thing at?
1304
00:53:28,901 --> 00:53:30,903
Where's that Eleguá,
ghost rock thing?
1305
00:53:31,164 --> 00:53:33,079
Yeah,
that's not here anymore!
1306
00:53:33,340 --> 00:53:34,820
Yo, Tyler!
1307
00:53:34,994 --> 00:53:36,561
Yo, Tyler. I dare you!
1308
00:53:36,735 --> 00:53:37,997
- Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
- What the fuck?
1309
00:53:38,302 --> 00:53:39,520
How much
of a man, are you?
1310
00:53:40,260 --> 00:53:41,696
Oh, you wanna find out?
You wanna see my dick?
1311
00:53:41,870 --> 00:53:43,655
There's not enough room
at the table.
1312
00:53:43,959 --> 00:53:45,613
Here, sit down, sit down, sit down.
1313
00:53:47,006 --> 00:53:48,442
We're playing
whiskey slaps.
1314
00:53:48,616 --> 00:53:49,791
Have some water.
1315
00:53:50,531 --> 00:53:53,142
- What, are you my mom now?
- No, I'm your daddy.
1316
00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:56,494
Guys,
Tyler does not like games.
1317
00:53:56,668 --> 00:53:58,017
No, never played
whiskey slaps, huh?
1318
00:53:58,191 --> 00:54:00,019
'Course he hasn't,
you just made it up.
1319
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:01,325
Now...
1320
00:54:02,151 --> 00:54:03,501
as soon as I take a drink,
1321
00:54:03,675 --> 00:54:05,503
as soon as the ass of the glass
hits the wood,
1322
00:54:05,677 --> 00:54:07,331
you slap me, understand?
1323
00:54:07,505 --> 00:54:09,855
Don't be afraid, Tyler,
you slap this bitch hard.
1324
00:54:10,029 --> 00:54:11,770
- Handle that?
- Yo, what you wanna do
1325
00:54:11,944 --> 00:54:13,380
with this one,
wanna save it?
1326
00:54:13,641 --> 00:54:16,209
Set it down, yeah. Set it down.
Put it on the table.
1327
00:54:16,427 --> 00:54:17,341
Exactly.
1328
00:54:17,819 --> 00:54:19,517
Here, sit down man.
You ready?
1329
00:54:19,691 --> 00:54:21,519
- Let's do it.
- Let's do it. I'm first, okay?
1330
00:54:21,693 --> 00:54:22,737
All right.
1331
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:27,612
Woah!
1332
00:54:28,439 --> 00:54:30,615
Okay,
now we're going.
1333
00:54:32,573 --> 00:54:34,793
- Oh. Shit's gonna get crazy.
- Come on!
1334
00:54:37,491 --> 00:54:40,102
- Son of a bitch!
- All right, frat boys!
1335
00:54:40,799 --> 00:54:42,366
All right, listen up,
listen up.
1336
00:54:42,540 --> 00:54:44,368
- Motherfucker.
- You girls look super cute,
1337
00:54:44,542 --> 00:54:46,021
but we gotta clean up.
1338
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:48,850
No, I gotta get my revenge.
Come on, sit back down!
1339
00:54:49,024 --> 00:54:50,025
We gotta clean up.
1340
00:54:50,199 --> 00:54:51,505
One more round,
one more round!
1341
00:54:51,723 --> 00:54:54,682
No, guys, guys.
What the fuck man?
1342
00:54:55,074 --> 00:54:56,989
- Tyler, yo, come on, man.
- You all right?
1343
00:54:57,163 --> 00:54:58,338
Johnny, Johnny...
1344
00:54:59,426 --> 00:55:00,906
I'm gonna get you back,
motherfucker.
1345
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:02,560
- Yeah, you will.
- I'm gonna get you back.
1346
00:55:02,734 --> 00:55:04,083
I'm good, bro!
1347
00:55:04,388 --> 00:55:05,563
I'm good, Johnny,
you don't gotta babysit me.
1348
00:55:05,737 --> 00:55:07,129
I'm not babysitting you.
1349
00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:08,566
Guys, why don't
we stop doing this?
1350
00:55:08,740 --> 00:55:09,958
Hey! Yo!
1351
00:55:10,437 --> 00:55:12,396
They're doing a capoeira
demonstration.
1352
00:55:12,570 --> 00:55:14,267
I don't think this is really
how you do it.
1353
00:55:14,441 --> 00:55:17,096
No, it's not from Cuba
or wherever the fuck
1354
00:55:17,270 --> 00:55:19,490
these fucks came from,
this... it's from...
1355
00:55:19,664 --> 00:55:20,969
it's from Brazil.
1356
00:55:21,143 --> 00:55:22,406
- And it's a dance.
- All right,
1357
00:55:22,580 --> 00:55:23,755
my neck is starting to hurt.
1358
00:55:23,929 --> 00:55:25,452
Get out of here.
Do I gotta tag somebody?
1359
00:55:25,626 --> 00:55:27,411
Come on, me and you,
me and you right now, right now.
1360
00:55:27,585 --> 00:55:28,934
I don't wanna hurt
your fragile body.
1361
00:55:29,108 --> 00:55:31,197
Come on, man,
I like this WWF stuff, man.
1362
00:55:31,371 --> 00:55:32,894
- Come on, man, me and you.
- Nah, I'll pass, buddy. Nah.
1363
00:55:33,068 --> 00:55:34,418
I'm not really good
with the...
1364
00:55:36,202 --> 00:55:37,812
Hey, Ty, come on,
he's not gonna fight you.
1365
00:55:37,986 --> 00:55:39,510
Like the WWE stuff.
Come on, man, me and you.
1366
00:55:39,771 --> 00:55:41,120
Come on, he's a pussy.
1367
00:55:41,294 --> 00:55:43,340
- Aw, man. Oh, you!
- Oh, shit!
1368
00:55:43,514 --> 00:55:44,819
Oh, it's on!
1369
00:55:46,299 --> 00:55:48,345
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
1370
00:55:48,519 --> 00:55:49,737
Here we go, here we go.
1371
00:55:49,911 --> 00:55:51,086
Make room, make room.
1372
00:55:51,260 --> 00:55:53,001
Hey, whoa.
Make room, make room!
1373
00:55:53,437 --> 00:55:55,090
Hey,
I got 50 bucks on Tyler!
1374
00:55:55,308 --> 00:55:56,831
I got Tyler.
1375
00:55:57,354 --> 00:55:59,094
Fine, I got 50 on Pete.
1376
00:56:00,008 --> 00:56:02,881
Hey, Eli and Charles!
Eli, you got 50?
1377
00:56:12,456 --> 00:56:14,849
All right, you win, you win.
1378
00:56:15,023 --> 00:56:17,896
You giving up on me?
You giving up on me, you pussy?
1379
00:56:18,070 --> 00:56:19,985
Pete, don't give up.
Oh, shit!
1380
00:56:21,813 --> 00:56:23,467
All right, guys, guys...
1381
00:56:26,078 --> 00:56:27,949
Wait, wait, wait,
guys, guys...
1382
00:56:31,257 --> 00:56:33,172
What the fuck, man?
Cut it out, man!
1383
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,653
Tyler, you're fucking wasted,
man.
1384
00:56:35,827 --> 00:56:37,306
- I'm sorry.
- Get up, get up.
1385
00:56:37,481 --> 00:56:38,830
Look at this fucking shit,
man.
1386
00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:42,007
- Yo, I'm sorry.
- Fucking get your shit together, man.
1387
00:56:42,181 --> 00:56:43,791
I'll pay for it, I'm sorry.
1388
00:56:44,183 --> 00:56:45,880
No, for real, I've got a cash
app, I can pay you right now.
1389
00:56:46,054 --> 00:56:47,142
Tyler, it's all right,
it's all right.
1390
00:56:47,316 --> 00:56:48,709
I'm so sorry, bro.
1391
00:56:48,970 --> 00:56:50,319
Don't worry. It's just
a record player, man.
1392
00:56:50,494 --> 00:56:52,278
Don't worry, don't worry.
1393
00:56:52,452 --> 00:56:53,975
Nico, I'm sorry, bro.
1394
00:56:54,149 --> 00:56:55,455
It's fine, it's fine,
it's fine.
1395
00:56:55,629 --> 00:56:57,109
But really, like,
get your shit together.
1396
00:56:57,283 --> 00:56:59,328
- Tyler, relax.
- It's all good.
1397
00:56:59,851 --> 00:57:02,506
Like, let's settle down
a little bit, all right?
1398
00:57:02,723 --> 00:57:04,769
- It's just a record player, man.
- Yeah, yeah.
1399
00:57:04,943 --> 00:57:06,510
- I never lost faith in you.
- I don't care whose fault it is,
1400
00:57:06,684 --> 00:57:08,033
like, let's just
get it over with.
1401
00:57:08,207 --> 00:57:10,427
- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm good.
1402
00:57:12,298 --> 00:57:13,821
- Dinner's ready.
- Yeah, yeah.
1403
00:57:13,995 --> 00:57:15,867
Make yourselves
presentable, come on.
1404
00:57:17,042 --> 00:57:20,915
Okay. I wanna say something
really quickly
1405
00:57:21,089 --> 00:57:22,656
before we start eating!
1406
00:57:24,049 --> 00:57:26,007
I wanted to say just one thing.
1407
00:57:26,791 --> 00:57:28,575
Thank you
for having us here.
1408
00:57:28,749 --> 00:57:31,665
Thank you for all your fuckers
coming, I know it was tough.
1409
00:57:33,101 --> 00:57:34,712
But last year was fucked.
1410
00:57:35,321 --> 00:57:36,583
And I...
1411
00:57:38,193 --> 00:57:39,673
at some point...
1412
00:57:40,718 --> 00:57:43,372
I have needed every single
fucking one of you...
1413
00:57:44,373 --> 00:57:46,027
and you've been there
for me.
1414
00:57:47,333 --> 00:57:49,074
Every single
fucking one of you.
1415
00:57:49,770 --> 00:57:51,859
And that's what this is about,
that's what it's all...
1416
00:57:52,033 --> 00:57:53,557
that's what all of this shit
is about.
1417
00:57:53,731 --> 00:57:55,080
All right?
1418
00:57:55,254 --> 00:57:56,603
So anyways,
that's all I wanted to say.
1419
00:57:56,777 --> 00:57:58,605
- To the women's march!
- Happy birthday.
1420
00:57:58,779 --> 00:58:00,302
- To the women's march.
- You cynical motherfucker!
1421
00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:02,130
Thank you, Pete,
really funny speech!
1422
00:58:06,004 --> 00:58:08,615
Happy to be here,
why is it cynical to love women?
1423
00:58:08,963 --> 00:58:10,356
- Cheers!
- We've seen some shit, huh?
1424
00:58:10,530 --> 00:58:11,923
- Let's go.
- Let me play now.
1425
00:58:12,140 --> 00:58:15,187
Okay, okay,
now spin, spin, spin.
1426
00:58:15,753 --> 00:58:17,798
All right, that's good!
Let's go, let's go.
1427
00:58:17,972 --> 00:58:20,018
- Give it to him.
- Where's the fucking machete?
1428
00:58:20,192 --> 00:58:22,368
- On the table!
- Just, uh, go straight.
1429
00:58:22,542 --> 00:58:23,761
You have three times.
1430
00:58:25,371 --> 00:58:28,722
Go, go.
Go, go.
1431
00:58:28,896 --> 00:58:30,594
Don't lean against him,
he gotta figure it out.
1432
00:58:30,768 --> 00:58:33,074
- Yeah, am I there?
- You're... You're near.
1433
00:58:33,771 --> 00:58:35,294
Fuck him up!
1434
00:58:40,255 --> 00:58:41,169
Get him!
1435
00:58:43,258 --> 00:58:44,477
Yeah, motherfucker!
1436
00:58:46,784 --> 00:58:48,960
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
1437
00:58:52,572 --> 00:58:53,878
Hey, John.
1438
00:58:54,356 --> 00:58:56,358
Look, we was fucking
around back there, man.
1439
00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:58,056
You know... You know
I'm not violent.
1440
00:58:58,230 --> 00:59:00,188
You know
I'm not fucked up.
1441
00:59:00,362 --> 00:59:02,669
Yo, don't sweat it, don't
sweat it at all, man.
1442
00:59:02,843 --> 00:59:07,195
Hey, Nico, Nico...
Let me pay for the...
1443
00:59:07,369 --> 00:59:09,720
Yo, stop it.
Cut it out, man.
1444
00:59:09,894 --> 00:59:11,156
Don't worry about,
it's all good.
1445
00:59:13,985 --> 00:59:17,379
- All right, all right
- John: My man, Ty.
1446
00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:19,425
My man Ty's gonna get it.
1447
00:59:19,599 --> 00:59:20,905
Give me that machete.
1448
00:59:21,688 --> 00:59:23,864
Kill the Trump,
kill the Trump.
1449
00:59:24,038 --> 00:59:25,997
- Give me the machete.
- Spin him!
1450
00:59:26,171 --> 00:59:28,913
Spin him! Spin him!
1451
00:59:29,087 --> 00:59:30,784
That's all right,
that's all right.
1452
00:59:30,958 --> 00:59:32,656
- Wait.
- Woah, woah, woah!
1453
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:34,179
Oh, shit.
1454
00:59:34,483 --> 00:59:36,442
What are you fucking
talking about?
1455
00:59:37,835 --> 00:59:39,271
Yo, yo, Ty, you good?
1456
00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:41,186
He's gonna fucking puke,
right?
1457
00:59:41,447 --> 00:59:42,666
- You good?
- Don't puke, man, don't puke.
1458
00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:44,102
Are you gonna be sick?
1459
00:59:44,363 --> 00:59:45,756
Tyler, look at me,
are you gonna be sick?
1460
00:59:46,017 --> 00:59:48,149
I'm okay, I'm okay. I just need
to take a shower, bro.
1461
00:59:48,323 --> 00:59:49,673
You wanna take a shower?
Come upstairs.
1462
00:59:50,325 --> 00:59:51,675
It's all right, it's cool.
We'll go upstairs
1463
00:59:51,849 --> 00:59:53,024
and take a shower.
Come on.
1464
00:59:53,198 --> 00:59:54,329
I'll make you some coffee,
okay?
1465
00:59:54,503 --> 00:59:55,896
All right, all right.
1466
00:59:56,114 --> 00:59:57,594
- You're my babies.
- Yeah, go, go.
1467
00:59:57,811 --> 00:59:59,552
- You're my babies.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go.
1468
00:59:59,857 --> 01:00:01,249
Take care of yourself.
1469
01:00:01,554 --> 01:00:02,903
Maybe we should've put some
candy in that thing.
1470
01:00:08,517 --> 01:00:11,216
Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!
1471
01:00:58,089 --> 01:00:59,568
Yo!
1472
01:00:59,743 --> 01:01:00,918
Hey, my bad.
1473
01:01:01,092 --> 01:01:02,267
Max is using
the bathroom downstairs.
1474
01:01:02,876 --> 01:01:05,096
Oh, and Nico says you gotta
keep the showers short.
1475
01:01:06,401 --> 01:01:08,273
There isn't much water in
the tank, some shit like that,
1476
01:01:08,447 --> 01:01:09,317
I don't fucking know.
1477
01:01:21,068 --> 01:01:22,461
Oh, yo,
we okay, right?
1478
01:01:23,114 --> 01:01:24,855
I was just fucking
around before, all right?
1479
01:01:25,594 --> 01:01:26,770
Yeah, we're real.
1480
01:01:27,205 --> 01:01:28,859
- Yep.
- Okay!
1481
01:01:41,219 --> 01:01:42,873
Shit.
Fuck!
1482
01:01:45,223 --> 01:01:46,224
Bitches!
1483
01:01:46,398 --> 01:01:48,443
Fuck 'em!
1484
01:01:49,575 --> 01:01:51,185
Cheap-ass motherfucker.
1485
01:01:54,536 --> 01:01:56,930
He wrote this note to all these
convents in Argentina, like,
1486
01:01:57,104 --> 01:01:59,237
all these nuns, like, "We have
to pray against gay marriage,"
1487
01:01:59,411 --> 01:02:00,717
like
"This is the devil's work,
1488
01:02:00,978 --> 01:02:02,414
this is evil,
we have to pray against it,"
1489
01:02:02,588 --> 01:02:04,329
and then seven years later,
it was like the church
1490
01:02:04,503 --> 01:02:05,852
- should apologize to gay people.
- Right, right.
1491
01:02:06,026 --> 01:02:07,767
This is our Pope,
he's like the fresh...
1492
01:02:07,941 --> 01:02:09,551
It's horrible,
it's horrible...
1493
01:02:09,900 --> 01:02:11,728
- Like the fresh, young, cool new Pope...
- My man...
1494
01:02:12,119 --> 01:02:13,425
- You good?
- ...like Rolling Stone magazine put him on.
1495
01:02:13,599 --> 01:02:14,818
You know, just because
you're not a Nazi
1496
01:02:14,992 --> 01:02:16,471
doesn't mean
you're a good person.
1497
01:02:16,689 --> 01:02:17,864
He's going around giving an
apology toward people
1498
01:02:18,038 --> 01:02:19,779
who don't believe in Him
and don't care.
1499
01:02:23,696 --> 01:02:25,219
Ooh.
You smell like almonds.
1500
01:02:25,393 --> 01:02:26,438
You made that coffee?
1501
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:29,136
Oh, fuck, yo,
I forgot to save you a cup.
1502
01:02:29,310 --> 01:02:30,659
Oh, no shit.
1503
01:02:30,877 --> 01:02:32,313
What do you mean,
"no shit"?
1504
01:02:32,531 --> 01:02:33,793
I was just going to make
more coffee, man.
1505
01:02:33,967 --> 01:02:35,534
- Here just, have mine.
- Nah, I'm good.
1506
01:02:35,708 --> 01:02:37,579
Dude, it's fine, here,
I'll make a new pot of coffee.
1507
01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:39,146
- I'm good.
- I'll make a new pot of coffee.
1508
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:40,800
Would you just take that?
Stop being a bitch
1509
01:02:40,974 --> 01:02:42,106
and drink that, all right?
I'll make another pot,
1510
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:44,195
don't worry.
We got any more coffee?
1511
01:02:46,153 --> 01:02:47,938
The imagery of it
is all bloody.
1512
01:02:48,112 --> 01:02:49,809
If Jesus were here, he would
fucking be over it himself.
1513
01:02:49,983 --> 01:02:51,637
Oh, my God, he would
hate it! He would hate it!
1514
01:02:51,811 --> 01:02:54,509
It's all just a bunch
of rapey bullshit.
1515
01:02:54,727 --> 01:02:56,250
If Jesus went
into a church, he'd be like,
1516
01:02:56,424 --> 01:02:57,730
"What the fuck
are you doing?
1517
01:02:57,904 --> 01:02:59,123
Why am I bleeding,
with a thorny crown...?"
1518
01:02:59,297 --> 01:03:00,559
Like,
"Put me on rollerblades!"
1519
01:03:00,733 --> 01:03:01,778
It's like a horror show!
1520
01:03:01,952 --> 01:03:03,431
Absolutely, I know!
1521
01:03:05,869 --> 01:03:08,436
Ty. Remember
when we were all having fun?
1522
01:03:09,307 --> 01:03:11,352
Now it's turned
into a fucking fiasco.
1523
01:03:11,526 --> 01:03:12,789
I know!
It always does.
1524
01:03:12,963 --> 01:03:14,442
That's where
it always goes.
1525
01:03:14,703 --> 01:03:16,705
It's like religion, politics,
religion, politics.
1526
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:18,011
- This is what happens.
- Yo Alan.
1527
01:03:18,185 --> 01:03:19,447
What are you doing?
1528
01:03:19,621 --> 01:03:21,536
Why do you have that?
What is that?
1529
01:03:21,710 --> 01:03:23,408
The fucking hoarders
that lived here had it.
1530
01:03:23,582 --> 01:03:25,236
- What are you doing, man?
- They had like ten of them.
1531
01:03:25,410 --> 01:03:26,846
- Here.
- I can't with you guys.
1532
01:03:27,020 --> 01:03:28,543
Why haven't you
thrown it away?
1533
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:30,502
Okay, so, like,
what is happening here?
1534
01:03:30,676 --> 01:03:32,721
Like, why is it so scary?
1535
01:03:32,939 --> 01:03:34,636
This baby's like a demon baby.
He's, like, about
1536
01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:36,247
to take a bite
out of her face.
1537
01:03:36,421 --> 01:03:37,988
No, you know what,
come in the living room
1538
01:03:38,162 --> 01:03:39,511
- if you want to have fun, okay?
- What is this?
1539
01:03:39,685 --> 01:03:41,034
Why is he about to take a bite
out of her?
1540
01:03:41,208 --> 01:03:43,254
And, like, the baby
doesn't weigh anything.
1541
01:03:43,428 --> 01:03:45,082
- It's like they're gonna make out or something.
- Yeah!
1542
01:03:45,256 --> 01:03:47,867
What about the Jesus? The
unfuckable Jesus right there?
1543
01:03:48,041 --> 01:03:50,087
Why is Jesus always
with a lamb?
1544
01:03:50,261 --> 01:03:52,002
Like, what does the lamb mean?
It means nothing!
1545
01:03:52,176 --> 01:03:53,394
It means
its mother's missing.
1546
01:03:53,568 --> 01:03:54,787
Like, Tyler, why...
what is this?
1547
01:03:54,961 --> 01:03:56,441
Is Jesus
running a petting zoo?
1548
01:03:56,702 --> 01:03:58,443
What are you supposed to think
when you see this?
1549
01:03:58,617 --> 01:04:02,621
Why, in 2017 are people,
like, in love with this imagery?
1550
01:04:02,795 --> 01:04:05,493
- Why is it 2017 in the first place?
- Yeah!
1551
01:04:05,667 --> 01:04:08,757
Like, why are people posting
this to their wall and crying?
1552
01:04:08,932 --> 01:04:11,064
Anyone who believes
in this kind of Jesus
1553
01:04:11,238 --> 01:04:13,240
must be,
like, an inferior human.
1554
01:04:13,414 --> 01:04:16,548
I don't want these people
voting, or touching me...
1555
01:04:16,722 --> 01:04:18,245
Let's hire an actor...
1556
01:04:18,637 --> 01:04:20,247
Guys, why don't we go to
the fire and burn all this shit?
1557
01:04:26,993 --> 01:04:29,517
Please, can I just ask,
no more Cuba stories?
1558
01:04:31,998 --> 01:04:34,566
But still! I mean, I get
you guys went to Cuba.
1559
01:04:34,914 --> 01:04:35,915
Ty, Ty!
1560
01:04:36,481 --> 01:04:37,961
Is he still going off
in there?
1561
01:04:38,570 --> 01:04:41,051
It's what he does. He just goes
on and on and on...
1562
01:04:45,098 --> 01:04:48,188
Burn! Burn!
1563
01:04:48,449 --> 01:04:51,409
We brought the Jesus
and we'll watch Him burn!
1564
01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:52,453
Burn the witch!
1565
01:04:52,627 --> 01:04:54,673
We're going to burn him!
1566
01:04:54,847 --> 01:04:57,284
- No, no!
- Yes! Burn!
1567
01:04:57,458 --> 01:05:00,722
No, no.
Not a good idea!
1568
01:05:01,332 --> 01:05:03,769
Yo, don't take this shit
too seriously, okay?
1569
01:05:03,943 --> 01:05:05,858
It's not a religious thing,
they just like to burn shit.
1570
01:05:06,032 --> 01:05:07,729
Hey, Max, Max, wait.
He can't feel pain,
1571
01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:09,818
they're magical,
the Virgin gave birth to a baby
1572
01:05:09,993 --> 01:05:11,037
without ever having sex.
1573
01:05:11,211 --> 01:05:12,909
What the fuck
is going on!
1574
01:05:13,474 --> 01:05:14,823
Motherfuckers!
1575
01:05:14,998 --> 01:05:17,739
Hey! Wait!
Soundtrack, bitches, soundtrack!
1576
01:05:18,001 --> 01:05:19,741
♪ ♪
1577
01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:22,266
♪ It starts
with an earthquake ♪
1578
01:05:22,527 --> 01:05:24,529
♪ Birds and snakes
And aeroplanes ♪
1579
01:05:24,790 --> 01:05:26,705
♪ And Lenny Bruce
Is not afraid ♪
1580
01:05:26,879 --> 01:05:28,533
Don't fuck up
my fucking house, man!
1581
01:05:28,794 --> 01:05:31,014
♪ Eye of a hurricane,
Listen to yourself churn ♪
1582
01:05:31,188 --> 01:05:32,580
♪ World serves its own needs,
Don't mis-serve your own needs ♪
1583
01:05:37,803 --> 01:05:39,544
♪ Wire in a fire,
Represent the seven games ♪
1584
01:05:39,718 --> 01:05:41,894
♪ And a government for hire
And a combat site ♪
1585
01:05:42,155 --> 01:05:43,765
♪ Left her,
Wasn't coming in a hurry ♪
1586
01:05:44,027 --> 01:05:46,290
♪ With the Furies
Breathing down your neck ♪
1587
01:05:46,638 --> 01:05:48,814
♪ Team by team reporters
Baffled, trump, tethered crop ♪
1588
01:05:49,075 --> 01:05:51,295
♪ Look at that low plane!
Fine, then ♪
1589
01:05:51,643 --> 01:05:53,732
♪ Uh oh overflow population
Common group ♪
1590
01:05:53,993 --> 01:05:55,908
♪ But it'll do Save
yourself, serve yourself ♪
1591
01:05:56,169 --> 01:05:58,389
♪ World serves its own needs
Listen to your heart bleed ♪
1592
01:05:58,563 --> 01:06:00,391
♪ Tell me with the rapture And
the rev-'rent in the right ♪
1593
01:06:00,565 --> 01:06:02,959
♪ You vitriolic patriotic
Slam fight bright light ♪
1594
01:06:03,220 --> 01:06:04,786
♪ Feeling pretty psyched ♪
1595
01:06:05,048 --> 01:06:08,616
♪ It's the end of the world
As we know it ♪
1596
01:06:08,877 --> 01:06:13,273
♪ It's the end of the world
As we know it ♪
1597
01:06:13,447 --> 01:06:20,324
♪ It's the end of the world As
we know it and I feel fine ♪
1598
01:06:24,371 --> 01:06:26,504
♪ Six o'clock TV hour Don't
get caught In foreign tower ♪
1599
01:06:26,765 --> 01:06:28,767
♪ Slash and burn return
Listen to yourself churn ♪
1600
01:06:29,028 --> 01:06:31,204
♪ Lock him in uniform And
book burning bloodletting ♪
1601
01:06:31,465 --> 01:06:33,424
♪ Ev'ry motive escalate
Automotive incinerate ♪
1602
01:06:33,685 --> 01:06:35,643
♪ Light a candle light a motive.
Step down, step down ♪
1603
01:06:35,904 --> 01:06:38,124
♪ Watch a heel crush crush
Uh-oh this means ♪
1604
01:06:38,385 --> 01:06:40,300
♪ No fear cavalier
Renegade and steer clear ♪
1605
01:06:40,474 --> 01:06:42,563
♪ A tournament a tournament
A tournament of lies ♪
1606
01:06:42,824 --> 01:06:46,785
♪ Offer me solutions Offer me
alternatives And I decline ♪
1607
01:06:47,046 --> 01:06:49,527
♪ It's the end of the world
As we know it ♪
1608
01:06:51,572 --> 01:06:53,270
Guys, please,
don't break anything else!
1609
01:06:53,444 --> 01:06:55,272
Yo, please, seriously.
1610
01:06:55,663 --> 01:06:57,535
Pete....
1611
01:06:58,144 --> 01:06:59,841
Yo, guys,
not in the fire! Please!
1612
01:07:00,059 --> 01:07:01,800
Nico, wait!
Where are you going, man?
1613
01:07:16,684 --> 01:07:19,339
Dance, bitch!
Dance!
1614
01:07:20,123 --> 01:07:22,647
♪ It's the end of the world
As we know it ♪
1615
01:07:25,345 --> 01:07:27,695
Yeah, these fucking pipes
froze again, man.
1616
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,307
- That's fucked up.
- Yeah, they're frozen.
1617
01:07:30,916 --> 01:07:32,787
Hey, have you seen
my jacket anywhere?
1618
01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:36,356
♪ ...and I feel fine ♪
1619
01:07:42,884 --> 01:07:44,669
Hey, Nico
says I can burn shit!
1620
01:07:44,843 --> 01:07:46,149
Yo, guys, fuck that shit,
come on,
1621
01:07:46,323 --> 01:07:47,976
Nico says I can burn shit!
1622
01:07:48,934 --> 01:07:51,937
No, hey, seriously, no, yo,
stay away from flammables!
1623
01:07:52,111 --> 01:07:53,634
Oh, my jacket, my jacket,
my jacket.
1624
01:07:54,157 --> 01:07:55,723
- I love this coat man!
- I need it.
1625
01:07:55,897 --> 01:07:57,682
Hold on, man. Pete?
Pete?
1626
01:07:57,856 --> 01:07:59,249
Get Tyler my bunny coat.
1627
01:08:00,380 --> 01:08:01,990
- Here, let me wear it, I want to wear it
right now. - What am I gonna wear?
1628
01:08:02,165 --> 01:08:04,471
Yo, what are you fucking
doing? Come dance with us.
1629
01:08:04,645 --> 01:08:05,951
Hey, where's
the lighter fluid?
1630
01:08:06,125 --> 01:08:07,648
What are you
fucking around for?
1631
01:08:07,909 --> 01:08:09,215
- Are you kidding me?
- Give him the gas!
1632
01:08:09,389 --> 01:08:11,087
I want to see Pete
burn himself alive!
1633
01:08:11,304 --> 01:08:12,262
There's no fucking way!
1634
01:08:12,436 --> 01:08:14,481
Ooh, yeah!
1635
01:08:15,700 --> 01:08:19,486
♪ It's the end
Of the world as we know it ♪
1636
01:08:23,055 --> 01:08:25,449
Bring the big tequila
bottle by the couch next to...
1637
01:08:25,710 --> 01:08:27,233
the thing next to the couch.
1638
01:08:27,407 --> 01:08:28,887
The big bottle that's full.
Bring the whole thing.
1639
01:08:29,061 --> 01:08:30,280
Get the guys to come!
1640
01:08:49,168 --> 01:08:50,300
♪ ...and I feel fine ♪
1641
01:08:50,517 --> 01:08:52,345
- Yo, they got fire.
- Outside?
1642
01:09:05,097 --> 01:09:06,577
Aw, really?
1643
01:09:07,404 --> 01:09:08,535
Fuck!
1644
01:11:11,136 --> 01:11:12,311
Hey, how you doing?
1645
01:11:12,485 --> 01:11:14,966
How you doing, ma'am?
How you doing?
1646
01:11:15,140 --> 01:11:16,533
What's going on?
What's the matter?
1647
01:11:16,707 --> 01:11:18,665
You remember me?
We ran out of gas,
1648
01:11:18,839 --> 01:11:20,188
me and my friend Johnny?
1649
01:11:20,363 --> 01:11:22,887
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, what's going on?
1650
01:11:23,148 --> 01:11:26,978
I'm sorry, it got really packed
over there by Nico's,
1651
01:11:27,283 --> 01:11:30,547
and I just couldn't
find anywhere to sleep,
1652
01:11:30,721 --> 01:11:32,897
and I remember you saying
you had an extra room?
1653
01:11:33,724 --> 01:11:35,465
I said that?
Come in, come in.
1654
01:11:35,639 --> 01:11:36,727
- Are you sure?
- Come on, come in,
1655
01:11:36,901 --> 01:11:37,902
it's freezing. Come on.
1656
01:11:38,076 --> 01:11:39,251
Thank you so much.
1657
01:11:41,645 --> 01:11:45,344
So what... what happened?
You found the house?
1658
01:11:45,518 --> 01:11:48,391
Ye... Yeah.
Well, I found the house, but...
1659
01:11:49,522 --> 01:11:51,394
Nico had a bunch of people
coming there and...
1660
01:11:51,568 --> 01:11:52,873
Yeah.
1661
01:11:53,221 --> 01:11:54,571
Just... people were
sharing beds and I... I...
1662
01:11:54,745 --> 01:11:56,442
I just couldn't find anywhere
to sleep.
1663
01:11:56,616 --> 01:11:58,444
Okay.
Would you like some coffee?
1664
01:11:58,618 --> 01:12:00,141
I think that would be
a good idea.
1665
01:12:00,403 --> 01:12:02,361
Right?
So why don't you go sit down?
1666
01:12:02,535 --> 01:12:03,841
- Right there.
- Thank you so much.
1667
01:12:04,276 --> 01:12:05,582
This is a nice house.
1668
01:12:05,756 --> 01:12:08,062
You're so nice for this.
Thank you so much.
1669
01:12:08,236 --> 01:12:10,587
Yeah, I wanna hear... I
wanna hear the rest of the story.
1670
01:12:10,761 --> 01:12:11,936
So...
1671
01:12:12,110 --> 01:12:13,981
Yeah,
so I come outside, right?
1672
01:12:15,026 --> 01:12:17,724
- Yeah.
- And a bunch of people were there,
1673
01:12:17,898 --> 01:12:20,161
so my car
was blocked in...
1674
01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:21,685
- Uh-huh.
- So I was like...
1675
01:12:21,946 --> 01:12:24,383
I... I... I don't know,
I just came here...
1676
01:12:25,210 --> 01:12:26,646
What is going on?
1677
01:12:27,212 --> 01:12:28,996
- Oh, honey, this is...
- Who's this?
1678
01:12:29,388 --> 01:12:30,868
Oh, yeah, uh...
1679
01:12:31,042 --> 01:12:32,609
What is your name?
Do I know your name?
1680
01:12:32,783 --> 01:12:34,219
- Tyler. Yes, Ma'am.
- Oh, Tyler, Tyler! Of course.
1681
01:12:34,393 --> 01:12:35,655
How you doing, sir?
1682
01:12:36,221 --> 01:12:37,396
This is Nico's friend, the
Argentinean fellow on the corner
1683
01:12:37,570 --> 01:12:39,050
who bought
the Jenkins' place.
1684
01:12:39,224 --> 01:12:40,573
The Jenkins' place.
Nico.
1685
01:12:41,095 --> 01:12:44,098
Good, so, what are you doing
here at 11 o'clock at night?
1686
01:12:44,272 --> 01:12:45,796
- I'm sorry, I was...
- No, honey,
1687
01:12:45,970 --> 01:12:48,015
you don't have to stand up,
sit down, sit down.
1688
01:12:48,189 --> 01:12:50,191
- I'll get you some coffee...
- He's drunk, and he needs to leave.
1689
01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:51,628
All right, honey, let's just
1690
01:12:51,976 --> 01:12:53,369
- let him have his coffee...
- You know, maybe
1691
01:12:53,543 --> 01:12:54,674
- this was a bad idea...
- ...this is my guest.
1692
01:12:54,848 --> 01:12:56,328
- I'm so sorry.
- No, just sit down.
1693
01:12:56,633 --> 01:12:58,461
- Sit down, sit down.
- I'm so sorry, guys.
1694
01:12:58,635 --> 01:13:00,245
Well I'm not going to leave you
alone with some random drunk guy.
1695
01:13:00,419 --> 01:13:02,421
Okay, I'm going
to get your coffee.
1696
01:13:03,466 --> 01:13:06,904
So, Tyler, are you the only one
who couldn't sleep?
1697
01:13:08,122 --> 01:13:09,863
Tyler, honey?
1698
01:13:11,256 --> 01:13:12,823
- Tyler.
- Huh?
1699
01:13:13,040 --> 01:13:15,260
Were you the only one
that wasn't able to sleep?
1700
01:13:16,130 --> 01:13:18,089
Oh... Oh...
1701
01:13:18,829 --> 01:13:21,048
Oh, thank you so much
for this!
1702
01:13:22,223 --> 01:13:23,747
- Careful. Don't burn yourself!
- Mm!
1703
01:13:23,921 --> 01:13:26,271
- Mom, what is going on?
- Devon,
1704
01:13:26,924 --> 01:13:28,360
honey, what are you doing up?
1705
01:13:28,534 --> 01:13:31,189
I can't sleep when you play
that dang thing.
1706
01:13:32,146 --> 01:13:36,020
All right. Do you want to say
hello to our friend here?
1707
01:13:36,194 --> 01:13:37,978
- Who's he?
- How you doing? I'm Tyler.
1708
01:13:38,152 --> 01:13:39,763
- Hi.
- Tyler. How you doing?
1709
01:13:39,937 --> 01:13:41,112
- What's your name?
- Devon.
1710
01:13:41,329 --> 01:13:43,288
- Devon.
- Nice fur.
1711
01:13:43,462 --> 01:13:45,377
Oh, thank you,
you want to touch it?
1712
01:13:45,856 --> 01:13:47,118
Thank you.
1713
01:13:47,510 --> 01:13:49,555
- It's not mine.
- Let's go to sleep,
1714
01:13:49,729 --> 01:13:51,252
- what do you figure?
- Goodnight, Devon.
1715
01:13:51,470 --> 01:13:53,167
- Nice to meet you.
- Have a great night.
1716
01:13:53,341 --> 01:13:55,692
And the "dang thing" is called
a baritone saxophone, kiddo.
1717
01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:59,391
- I thought you were reading?
- I was...
1718
01:14:03,395 --> 01:14:04,527
Um...
1719
01:14:05,179 --> 01:14:06,398
Great kid.
1720
01:14:32,424 --> 01:14:34,470
You know, maybe...
maybe it's best I just go ahead.
1721
01:14:34,644 --> 01:14:35,862
What, you don't like music?
1722
01:14:36,036 --> 01:14:37,560
Music is...
1723
01:14:38,909 --> 01:14:40,432
I just...
1724
01:14:41,085 --> 01:14:42,608
Like, I was...
1725
01:14:45,611 --> 01:14:47,091
I just really feel like
maybe it's best
1726
01:14:47,265 --> 01:14:48,527
I just go ahead and go,
you know?
1727
01:14:48,701 --> 01:14:50,834
I think that's
a good idea, son.
1728
01:14:53,401 --> 01:14:55,665
All right, thank you.
Thank you for everything.
1729
01:14:56,100 --> 01:14:57,667
I really appreciate it,
brother.
1730
01:14:58,232 --> 01:15:00,452
You're very welcome,
Tyler.
1731
01:15:02,236 --> 01:15:03,455
Okay.
1732
01:15:03,629 --> 01:15:04,935
- Did he kick you out?
- No!
1733
01:15:05,109 --> 01:15:06,458
- No, no, no.
- Nothing like that.
1734
01:15:06,632 --> 01:15:08,112
Yeah,
like he said, no, no.
1735
01:15:08,329 --> 01:15:09,853
Would you like a ride home?
1736
01:15:10,027 --> 01:15:12,464
Uh, no.
No, I'm fine, I'm...
1737
01:15:12,638 --> 01:15:16,337
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I probably need to walk it off.
1738
01:15:54,375 --> 01:15:56,900
What's up?
Yo!
1739
01:15:58,466 --> 01:16:00,207
- Shit, son.
- What are you doing?
1740
01:16:00,381 --> 01:16:01,992
What are you doing,
dude?
1741
01:16:02,645 --> 01:16:03,689
Ty?
1742
01:16:04,298 --> 01:16:06,083
Yo, what are you doing out here?
1743
01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:09,086
I just couldn't sleep,
John, I just needed some space.
1744
01:16:09,608 --> 01:16:11,392
I was just trying to get
some sleep, so...
1745
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,481
- What are you talking about?
- I walked down to...
1746
01:16:13,656 --> 01:16:14,961
to Silvia's...
1747
01:16:15,745 --> 01:16:17,268
Who the fuck is Silvia?
1748
01:16:19,270 --> 01:16:20,227
Who's Silvia?
1749
01:16:20,837 --> 01:16:22,578
Ty?
What's going on?
1750
01:16:24,536 --> 01:16:26,016
Why do you have your shit?
1751
01:16:27,539 --> 01:16:29,062
I pretended to be asleep.
1752
01:16:30,281 --> 01:16:31,456
I don't know.
1753
01:16:31,630 --> 01:16:32,849
Like...
1754
01:16:33,153 --> 01:16:34,851
I don't know why I would pretend
to be asleep...
1755
01:16:35,025 --> 01:16:36,766
I really don't know.
1756
01:16:39,464 --> 01:16:40,987
Is that
what you're upset about?
1757
01:16:42,989 --> 01:16:45,905
- Are you scared?
- I'm not really sure.
1758
01:16:46,079 --> 01:16:47,298
I fucking knew
you weren't sleeping!
1759
01:16:47,472 --> 01:16:48,516
I don't know
what's going on.
1760
01:16:48,691 --> 01:16:49,779
All right, yo, yo, yo!
1761
01:16:49,953 --> 01:16:51,781
Okay.
Are you okay?
1762
01:16:53,043 --> 01:16:54,697
I'm fucking drunk.
1763
01:16:55,828 --> 01:16:57,961
All right, here, come on,
come to the car.
1764
01:17:00,659 --> 01:17:01,878
It's all right.
1765
01:17:07,927 --> 01:17:10,451
It's just not smart to do this
when you're drunk, you know?
1766
01:17:10,887 --> 01:17:12,149
Come on.
1767
01:17:13,803 --> 01:17:15,979
All right, here we go.
1768
01:17:16,240 --> 01:17:17,545
You good?
1769
01:17:18,068 --> 01:17:19,460
Yeah.
Yeah, we're good.
1770
01:17:19,635 --> 01:17:21,724
Glad we fucking
found you, man!
1771
01:17:23,247 --> 01:17:24,727
I was fucking scared!
1772
01:17:24,901 --> 01:17:26,293
Enough, dude.
1773
01:17:26,685 --> 01:17:28,295
We knew you were out here
calling, man, don't worry.
1774
01:17:28,861 --> 01:17:30,297
A little walk, huh?
1775
01:17:30,602 --> 01:17:32,865
Yeah,
just looking for service.
1776
01:17:59,196 --> 01:18:00,371
Hey, they're back!
1777
01:18:03,591 --> 01:18:04,897
There he is.
1778
01:18:06,377 --> 01:18:08,335
You guys all right?
You good?
1779
01:18:08,814 --> 01:18:10,250
Hey, motherfucker,
I didn't say you could
1780
01:18:10,424 --> 01:18:13,906
keep my coat!
This one's not warm at all.
1781
01:18:16,735 --> 01:18:18,694
He's just a little drunk.
He was around the corner...
1782
01:18:19,433 --> 01:18:21,697
Ty, I want my coat back, baby,
I don't care if you're cranky.
1783
01:18:22,219 --> 01:18:23,524
Ohh.
1784
01:18:24,874 --> 01:18:26,658
No, no.
1785
01:18:28,965 --> 01:18:30,270
You okay, Ty?
1786
01:18:33,578 --> 01:18:36,146
- I think he's really upset.
- Over what?
1787
01:18:37,060 --> 01:18:38,539
Mad at what?
1788
01:18:38,888 --> 01:18:40,454
I don't know. Johnny said
he was drunk when they found him
1789
01:18:40,628 --> 01:18:41,760
down the road.
1790
01:18:41,934 --> 01:18:43,196
On foot?
1791
01:18:51,117 --> 01:18:53,946
Put your shit down,
take your jacket off,
1792
01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:55,556
get some rest.
1793
01:18:59,822 --> 01:19:02,085
I'll come check in on you,
I'll make you breakfast,
1794
01:19:02,259 --> 01:19:03,739
I'll do whatever
you need me to do.
1795
01:19:04,522 --> 01:19:06,567
- All right?
- All right.
1796
01:19:07,830 --> 01:19:09,832
- Thanks, John.
- No worries, my man.
1797
01:19:10,963 --> 01:19:12,182
I'm going to lock
this shit.
1798
01:20:02,362 --> 01:20:03,799
You look sleepy!
1799
01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:06,671
What, you just woke up?
1800
01:20:08,760 --> 01:20:11,458
You wanna say hello
to Cosmo, huh?
1801
01:20:12,372 --> 01:20:13,243
Oh!
1802
01:20:14,374 --> 01:20:15,854
Don't worry about it, man.
I got it.
1803
01:20:17,856 --> 01:20:19,075
I gotta...
I'm going to go,
1804
01:20:19,336 --> 01:20:20,511
I'm going to say goodbye
to my friends, okay?
1805
01:20:21,077 --> 01:20:22,469
I'm going to say goodbye
to my friends
1806
01:20:22,643 --> 01:20:23,731
and then I'm gonna
call you back, all right?
1807
01:20:23,906 --> 01:20:25,168
Hey, Cosmo, come here!
1808
01:20:25,385 --> 01:20:26,734
Okay, Cosmo, come here, boy!
1809
01:20:26,909 --> 01:20:28,171
Come here!
1810
01:20:28,345 --> 01:20:29,868
Now, tell Mom to answer
the phone, okay?
1811
01:20:30,129 --> 01:20:33,916
Please, yes, yes, okay,
I love you more than ketchup.
1812
01:20:35,918 --> 01:20:37,397
Charles, please, sit down.
Take your backpack off.
1813
01:20:37,571 --> 01:20:38,964
- Please, come on.
- Don't have time,
1814
01:20:39,138 --> 01:20:40,357
- Roddy, don't have time.
- Eli!
1815
01:20:40,531 --> 01:20:41,837
Take some time.
1816
01:20:42,011 --> 01:20:43,316
- Can I sit down?
- Please sit down.
1817
01:20:43,490 --> 01:20:44,927
Eat.
You need food.
1818
01:20:45,231 --> 01:20:46,580
- I need food?
- You.
1819
01:20:46,754 --> 01:20:48,017
- Move, Cosmo.
- So what's the deal?
1820
01:20:48,191 --> 01:20:50,280
You gotta return the car
or some shit?
1821
01:20:50,454 --> 01:20:52,760
- We gotta get outta here, man.
- Move that butt. Move that butt, dog.
1822
01:20:53,631 --> 01:20:55,502
Where'd you rent it from
this time?
1823
01:20:58,375 --> 01:21:00,420
Oh, come on!
I was Instagramming that, man.
1824
01:21:00,594 --> 01:21:02,466
I know,
but we got to go.
1825
01:21:02,727 --> 01:21:04,163
But if I didn't
Instagram it,
1826
01:21:04,337 --> 01:21:05,599
then the whole weekend
never happened, right?
1827
01:21:06,165 --> 01:21:07,863
Hey!
What's up with the hot water?
1828
01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:10,169
- We're out!
- What's this?
1829
01:21:10,343 --> 01:21:12,780
I'm never coming back!
1830
01:21:27,665 --> 01:21:30,450
- Gonna recycle it.
- Oh, yeah. Compost, compost.
1831
01:21:30,668 --> 01:21:31,930
- I like it.
- Yo!
1832
01:21:32,104 --> 01:21:33,410
- Yo, yo!
- Oh, shit!
1833
01:21:33,584 --> 01:21:34,846
How you feelin'?
1834
01:21:35,281 --> 01:21:36,674
- Pretty shit.
- Yeah.
1835
01:21:37,022 --> 01:21:40,069
Do you wanna hair of the dog,
or beer or anything?
1836
01:21:40,243 --> 01:21:41,244
Just to balance you out?
1837
01:21:41,418 --> 01:21:43,072
No, no, man, I need...
1838
01:21:43,289 --> 01:21:44,987
Like,
you got an Advil, or?
1839
01:21:45,161 --> 01:21:46,379
I'm sure Nico has...
1840
01:21:46,684 --> 01:21:47,859
Yeah, he's got something
in the house, for sure.
1841
01:21:48,381 --> 01:21:50,296
- Just ask him, it'll be cool.
- All right, yo.
1842
01:21:50,470 --> 01:21:52,037
- How'd you sleep?
- Good.
1843
01:21:52,211 --> 01:21:54,170
- Good. Can't complain.
- How you feeling this morning?
1844
01:21:54,344 --> 01:21:56,085
I'm good.
Thank you.
1845
01:21:56,259 --> 01:21:58,174
I told y'all, do the other half,
you don't have to do that now.
1846
01:21:58,348 --> 01:21:59,610
Nico, you got any, like...
1847
01:21:59,784 --> 01:22:02,047
headache medicine,
like Advil, Aleve?
1848
01:22:02,221 --> 01:22:03,962
I don't know, man.
Let me check.
1849
01:22:04,136 --> 01:22:05,659
All right. Thank you.
1850
01:22:07,705 --> 01:22:10,055
- Hey, Nico, where's...
- It smells amazing!
1851
01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:17,628
We got it, don't worry,
we'll talk care of it.
1852
01:22:17,802 --> 01:22:19,151
You did enough, Nico.
1853
01:22:19,325 --> 01:22:20,761
Just don't let it go down
your throat.
1854
01:22:21,371 --> 01:22:22,633
Where's my fur, bitch?
1855
01:22:23,155 --> 01:22:25,114
I like you in that do-rag, man.
1856
01:22:25,418 --> 01:22:27,203
I used to have one of those
things, you know?
1857
01:22:27,377 --> 01:22:28,639
In high school?
1858
01:22:28,813 --> 01:22:30,293
This kid Justin in my class
had one,
1859
01:22:30,467 --> 01:22:31,859
I was like "I'll give you
20 bucks right now,
1860
01:22:32,034 --> 01:22:33,600
I want that." I wore that thing
for like a year,
1861
01:22:33,774 --> 01:22:35,124
I miss it, man.
You can have this one
1862
01:22:35,298 --> 01:22:36,299
for 20 bucks!
1863
01:22:36,473 --> 01:22:37,561
- Yeah.
- Give me that shit.
1864
01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:39,824
- For real.
- I'll keep that
1865
01:22:39,998 --> 01:22:41,304
- and you'll keep the fur.
- Yeah!
1866
01:22:41,478 --> 01:22:42,870
Yeah, I'm down for that.
1867
01:22:43,088 --> 01:22:44,307
Okay, one of us is getting
a good deal here.
1868
01:22:44,524 --> 01:22:45,569
You're just selling shit?
1869
01:22:45,743 --> 01:22:46,700
- All right!
- Fuck it!
1870
01:22:48,180 --> 01:22:50,356
Hey, Tyler, if you want
this back, for real,
1871
01:22:51,183 --> 01:22:53,185
we gotta meet up
in the city.
1872
01:22:53,490 --> 01:22:55,187
- For sure
- I'm kidnapping it until then.
1873
01:22:55,361 --> 01:22:57,276
- Okay.
- Or you just buy another one.
1874
01:22:57,668 --> 01:22:59,191
Yo.
Time out.
1875
01:22:59,365 --> 01:23:00,976
Has anyone seen this,
by the way?
1876
01:23:01,150 --> 01:23:03,239
Does anyone think this is
normal, is it appropriate?
1877
01:23:03,413 --> 01:23:05,937
Look at him.
Look at that.
1878
01:23:06,111 --> 01:23:07,808
I'm gonna call you
Kinder Bueno.
1879
01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:09,158
- So, growing up in eight-Mile...
- Kinder Bueno?
1880
01:23:09,332 --> 01:23:11,029
...did you know
Marshall Mathers or...
1881
01:23:11,203 --> 01:23:12,857
All right, all right,
I love you beautiful fuckers,
1882
01:23:13,031 --> 01:23:14,337
- but it is time to go.
- You guys going?
1883
01:23:14,511 --> 01:23:16,034
- You guys leaving now?
- Yeah, we gotta go.
1884
01:23:16,208 --> 01:23:18,080
We need to get one picture,
one picture!
1885
01:23:18,254 --> 01:23:20,212
Hey, Ty,
give that to Nico.
1886
01:23:20,386 --> 01:23:21,561
Nico,
take the picture, baby.
1887
01:23:21,822 --> 01:23:23,433
No, no, no, Nico,
get in, get in.
1888
01:23:23,607 --> 01:23:25,087
- I'll take it.
- No, no, no, Tyler,
1889
01:23:25,261 --> 01:23:26,697
fuck you,
you get in the picture!
1890
01:23:26,871 --> 01:23:29,482
- Come on, guys, get in.
- Yeah, fuck you!
1891
01:23:29,656 --> 01:23:31,571
Turn this shit around
and hold it up.
1892
01:23:31,745 --> 01:23:33,095
- All right. Let's go.
- Get your face in this shit!
1893
01:23:35,140 --> 01:23:36,402
Shit, are you
getting the picture?
1894
01:23:36,576 --> 01:23:37,751
Make room, make room!
1895
01:23:37,925 --> 01:23:38,926
I got a dog.
Watch out, Ty.
1896
01:23:56,901 --> 01:24:00,035
♪ ♪
1897
01:24:11,089 --> 01:24:15,833
♪ Oh, life is bigger ♪
1898
01:24:17,269 --> 01:24:21,708
♪ It's bigger than you
And you are not me ♪
1899
01:24:22,448 --> 01:24:25,625
♪ The lengths
That I will go to ♪
1900
01:24:26,235 --> 01:24:29,629
♪ The distance in your eyes ♪
1901
01:24:32,632 --> 01:24:36,984
♪ Oh, no, I've said too much ♪
1902
01:24:38,725 --> 01:24:40,858
♪ I set it up ♪
1903
01:24:42,207 --> 01:24:44,557
♪ That's me in the corner ♪
1904
01:24:46,037 --> 01:24:48,909
♪ That's me in the spotlight ♪
1905
01:24:49,345 --> 01:24:52,261
♪ Losing my religion ♪
1906
01:24:53,523 --> 01:24:57,701
♪ Trying to keep up with you ♪
1907
01:24:58,223 --> 01:25:01,748
♪ And I don't know
If I can do it ♪
1908
01:25:03,141 --> 01:25:07,319
♪ Oh, no, I've said too much ♪
1909
01:25:08,364 --> 01:25:11,454
♪ I haven't said enough ♪
1910
01:25:12,194 --> 01:25:15,110
♪ I thought
That I heard you laughing ♪
1911
01:25:15,936 --> 01:25:19,114
♪ I thought
That I heard you sing ♪
1912
01:25:21,116 --> 01:25:26,643
♪ I think
I thought I saw you try ♪
1913
01:25:29,472 --> 01:25:32,823
♪ But that was just a dream ♪
1914
01:25:33,345 --> 01:25:35,521
♪ That was just a dream ♪
1915
01:25:35,782 --> 01:25:38,176
♪ That's me in the corner ♪
1916
01:25:39,569 --> 01:25:42,615
♪ That's me in the spotlight ♪
1917
01:25:42,876 --> 01:25:45,966
♪ Losing my religion ♪
1918
01:25:47,098 --> 01:25:51,320
♪ Trying to keep up with you ♪
1919
01:25:51,711 --> 01:25:55,324
♪ And I don't know
If I can do it ♪
1920
01:25:56,716 --> 01:26:01,025
♪ Oh, no, I've said too much ♪
1921
01:26:01,852 --> 01:26:04,768
♪♪ I haven't said enough ♪♪
1922
01:26:05,769 --> 01:26:08,728
♪ I thought
That I heard you laughing ♪
1923
01:26:09,468 --> 01:26:12,819
♪ I thought
That I heard you sing ♪
1924
01:26:15,474 --> 01:26:19,826
♪ That was just a dream,
Just a dream ♪
1925
01:26:20,131 --> 01:26:22,829
♪ Just a dream, dream ♪
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