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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,700 Run. 2 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:10,300 - I'm the Doctor. - I'm Rose. 3 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:12,500 Nice to meet you. Run! 4 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,200 It's following us! 5 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:24,000 Genghis Khan couldn't get in here and he's tried. 6 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:26,400 - Are you alien? - Yes. 7 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,400 Come with me. 8 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:33,800 - Is it always dangerous? - Yeah. 11 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:39,900 © anoXmous @ http://thepiratebay.sx/user/Zen_Bud 9 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:45,800 Right, Rose Tyler, do you want to go backwards or forwards in time? 10 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:50,300 - It's your choice. What's it going to be? - Forwards. 11 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:59,300 - How far? - 100 years. 12 00:01:08,500 --> 00:01:12,500 - Step outside. It's the 22nd century. - You're kidding? 13 00:01:12,900 --> 00:01:16,000 - Do you want to go further? - Fine by me. 14 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:30,800 10,000 years in the future. Step outside. It's 12005. The new Roman Empire. 15 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:34,300 - You think you're so impressive. - I am. 16 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:39,100 - You wish! - You asked for it. I know where to go. 17 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:44,700 Hold on. 18 00:01:56,200 --> 00:02:00,300 Where are we? 19 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:06,200 What's out there? 20 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:40,900 You lot spend all your time thinking about dying... 21 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:46,500 like you're going to get killed by eggs or beef or global warming or asteroids. 22 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:51,200 You never take time to imagine the impossible - that you'll survive. 23 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:57,500 This is the year 5.5/Apple/26. 24 00:02:57,800 --> 00:03:00,300 Five billion years in your future. 25 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:04,200 And this is the day... Hold on. 26 00:03:10,900 --> 00:03:13,300 This is the day the Sun expands. 27 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:18,000 Welcome to the end of the world. 28 00:04:09,300 --> 00:04:12,700 Shuttles Five and Six now docking. 29 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:15,600 Guests are reminded that Platform One 30 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:19,800 forbids the use of weapons, teleportation and religion. 31 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:23,300 Earth death is scheduled for 15.39, 32 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,800 followed by drinks in the Manchester Suite. 33 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:31,200 - "Guests"? Does that mean people? - Depends what you mean by people. 34 00:04:31,500 --> 00:04:34,900 - I mean people. What do you mean? - Aliens. 35 00:04:35,300 --> 00:04:38,300 What are they doing on board this spaceship? 36 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:44,200 It's more an observation deck. The great and the good are going to watch the planet burn. 37 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:47,000 - What for? - Fun. 38 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:53,900 When I say "the great and the good", I mean the rich. 39 00:04:54,200 --> 00:05:00,200 But they did this on "Newsround Extra" - the sun expanding. It takes hundreds of years. 40 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:04,700 The planet belongs to the National Trust. They've been preserving it. 41 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,900 See there? Gravity satellites holding back the sun. 42 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:13,000 The planet looks the same. I thought the continents shifted. 43 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:17,100 They did and the Trust shifted them back. That's a classic Earth. 44 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:20,100 Now the money's run out, nature takes over. 45 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:25,200 - How long's it got? - About half an hour. Then it gets roasted. 46 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:31,900 Is that why we're here? Do you jump in at the last minute and save the Earth? 47 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:36,200 - I'm not saving it. Time's up. - What about the people? 48 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:39,700 It's empty. They've all gone. No one left. 49 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,600 - Just me, then. - Who the hell are you? 50 00:05:45,900 --> 00:05:48,900 - That's nice. Thanks. - How did you get in? 51 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:54,100 This is a maximum hospitality zone. The guests have disembarked. 52 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:58,800 That's me. I'm a guest. I've got an invitation. Look. It's fine. 53 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:03,500 "The Doctor plus one." I'm the Doctor and this is Rose Tyler. All right? 54 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:06,600 Well... obviously. 55 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,000 Apologies, etcetera. 56 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:13,500 If you're on board, we'd better start. Enjoy. 57 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,300 The paper's psychic. It shows them what I want them to see. 58 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:22,400 - Saves a lot of time. - He's blue. 59 00:06:22,700 --> 00:06:24,700 - Yeah. - OK. 60 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,400 We have in attendance the Doctor and Rose Tyler. 61 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:31,900 Thank you. All staff to their positions. 62 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:36,400 Hurry, now. Quick as we can. Come along, come along. 63 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,800 Might I introduce the next honoured guest? 64 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:45,300 Representing the Forest of Cheam, we have trees, 65 00:06:45,700 --> 00:06:48,800 namely Jabe, Lute and Coffa. 66 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:53,300 There will be an exchange of gifts representing peace. 67 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:59,400 Keep the room circulating. Next, from the solicitors Jolco and Jolco, 68 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:02,500 we have the Moxx of Balhoon. 69 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:08,800 And next, from Financial Family Seven, we have the Adherents of the Repeated Mean... 70 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:14,200 The inventors of Hypo-Slip Travel Systems, the brothers Hop Pyleen... 71 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:17,600 Cal Spark Plug... Mr and Mrs Pacoon... 72 00:07:17,900 --> 00:07:20,800 Ambassadors from the city state of Binding Light... 73 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:26,600 The gift of peace. I bring you a cutting of my grandfather. 74 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,900 Thank you. Yes. Gifts... 75 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:35,400 I give you in return... air from my lungs. 76 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,400 How... intimate. 77 00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:45,500 - There's more where that came from. - I bet there is. 78 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:50,000 From the Silver Devastation, the sponsor of the main event, 79 00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:53,400 please welcome the Face of Boe. 80 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:58,900 The Moxx of Balhoon. 81 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:02,200 My felicitations upon this historical happenstance. 82 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:06,000 I bring you the gift of bodily salivas. 83 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:07,500 Thank you. 84 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:15,100 Ah, the Adherents of the Repeated Mean. I bring you air from my lungs. 85 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:21,600 A gift of peace in all good faith. 86 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:25,300 Last, but not least, our very special guest. 87 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:31,800 Ladies and gentlemen and trees and multiforms... consider the Earth below. 88 00:08:32,300 --> 00:08:39,600 In memory of this dying world, we call forth the last human. 89 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:44,500 The lady Cassandra O'Brien. Delta 17. 90 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:49,000 Now, don't stare. I know. I know, it's shocking, isn't it? 91 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:54,900 I've had my chin completely taken away and look at the difference. 92 00:08:55,300 --> 00:09:01,700 Look how thin I am. Thin and dainty. I don't look a day over 2,000. 93 00:09:03,300 --> 00:09:06,300 Moisturise me. Moisturise me. 94 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:10,400 Truly I am the last human. 95 00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:15,300 My father was a Texan, my mother was from the Arctic desert. 96 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:21,900 They were born on the Earth and they were the last to be buried in its soil. 97 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:28,300 I have come to honour them and to say goodbye. 98 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:34,000 No tears. No tears... I'm sorry. 99 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:40,300 But behold, I bring gifts. 100 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:45,700 From Earth itself, the last remaining ostrich egg. 101 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:52,600 Legend says it had a wingspan of 50 feet and blew fire from its nostrils. 102 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:58,400 Or was that my third husband? No, don't laugh. I'll get laughter lines. 103 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:08,200 And here, another rarity. 104 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:12,900 According to the archives, this was called an iPod. 105 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:18,400 It stores classical music from humanity's greatest composers. Play on. 106 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,900 Refreshments are served. 107 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:35,400 Earth death in 30 minutes. 108 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:40,300 # Sometimes I feel I've got to... run away 109 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:43,800 # I've got to... get away 110 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:48,000 # From the pain you drive into the heart of me 111 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:51,200 # The love we share 112 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:55,000 # Seems to go nowhere 113 00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:57,700 # And I've lost my light 114 00:10:58,100 --> 00:11:02,400 # For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night... # 115 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,700 Doctor? Thank you. 116 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:11,600 A gift of peace in all good faith. 117 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:17,800 - You're kind, but I'm just the steward. - A gift of peace in all good faith. 118 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:21,300 Well, yes. Thank you. Of course. 119 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,700 Identify species. 120 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:28,400 Please identify species. 121 00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:32,400 Stop it. Identify his race. Where's he from? 122 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,900 It's impossible. 123 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:11,200 Sorry. Am I allowed to be in here? 124 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:14,400 You have to give us permission to talk. 125 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:20,900 Er... You have permission. 126 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:28,300 Thank you. And no, you're not in the way. Guests are allowed anywhere. 127 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,600 OK. 128 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:36,500 - What's your name? - Raffalo. 129 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:38,300 Raffalo? 130 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:43,900 Yes, miss. I won't be long. I've just got to carry out some maintenance. 131 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:48,300 There's a glitch in the Face of Boe's suite. 132 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:53,700 There must be something blocking the system. He's not getting hot water. 133 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:57,700 - So you're a plumber? - That's right, miss. 134 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,700 - You still have plumbers? - Else I'm out of a job. 135 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,200 - Where are you from? - Crespallion. 136 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,200 - That's a planet, isn't it? - No. 137 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:16,400 It's part of the Jaggit Brocade, affiliated to the Scarlet Junction. 138 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:21,000 Convex 56. Where are you from, miss? If you don't mind me asking. 139 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:23,600 No, not at all. Um... 140 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:28,100 I don't know. A long way away. 141 00:13:29,300 --> 00:13:32,600 I just sort of hitched a lift with this man. 142 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:39,300 I didn't even think about it. I don't even know who he is. 143 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,200 He's a complete stranger. 144 00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:48,800 Anyway, don't let me keep you. Good luck with it. 145 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,300 Thank you, miss, and er... 146 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:55,400 Thank you for the permission. Not many people are that considerate. 147 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,500 OK. See you later. 148 00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:08,200 Now, then... 149 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:13,700 Control, I'm at Junction 19. I think the problem's here. I'll go in and have a look. 150 00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:18,500 What's that? Is something in there? 151 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:22,100 Who are you, then? Hold on! 152 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:28,800 If you're an upgrade, I just need to register you. Come back. 153 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:32,800 There you are. 154 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,400 I need to register your ident. 155 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:41,100 Oh, there's two of you. Got yourself a little mate. 156 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:48,400 I think I'd better report this to Control. How many of you are there? 157 00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:51,700 What are you? 158 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,900 No, please... No! No! 159 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:08,200 What's that? 160 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:11,100 How should I know? 161 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:18,400 Would the owner of the blue box in Gallery 15 162 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,800 please report to the Steward's office? 163 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:27,900 Guests are reminded that the use of teleportation devices is strictly forbidden 164 00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:32,100 under peace treaty 5.4/Cup/16. Thank you. 165 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:38,700 - Earth death in 25 minutes. - Earth death in 25 minutes. 166 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,200 Oh, thanks. 167 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,000 Hello. 168 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:52,800 My name's Rose. That's a sort of plant. 169 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:56,400 We might be related. 170 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,800 I'm talking to a twig. 171 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:15,400 Careful with that. Park it properly. No scratches. 172 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,500 Rose? Are you in there? 173 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,800 Aye, aye. 174 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,800 - What do you think, then? - Great. Yeah. Fine. 175 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:53,400 Once you get past the slightly psychic paper. 176 00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:57,900 They're just so alien. 177 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,500 The aliens are so alien. 178 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:07,000 You look at 'em and they're alien. 179 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,800 Good thing I didn't take you to the Deep South. 180 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:15,700 - Where are you from? - All over the place. 181 00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:19,700 - They all speak English. - No. You hear English. 182 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:24,000 It's the Tardis. The telepathic field gets into your brain and translates. 183 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,400 - It's inside my brain? - In a good way. 184 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:33,900 Your machine gets inside my head and changes my mind and you didn't even ask? 185 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,200 - I didn't think of it. - No. 186 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:40,000 You were too busy thinking up cheap shots about the Deep South! 187 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:44,900 Who are you, then, Doctor? What sort of alien are you? 188 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:47,700 - I'm just the Doctor. - From what planet? 189 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:50,600 - You wouldn't know it. - Where are you from? 190 00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,500 - Why? - Tell me who you are. 191 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:57,800 This is who I am, right here and now. All that counts is here and now and this is me! 192 00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:03,000 And I'm here too 'cause you brought me! So just tell me! 193 00:18:10,700 --> 00:18:13,900 Earth death in 20 minutes. 194 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,900 Earth death in 20 minutes. 195 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,500 All right. 196 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:35,200 As my mate Shereen says, "Don't argue with the designated driver." 197 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,600 Can't exactly call for a taxi. 198 00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:45,800 There's no signal. We're out of range. Just a bit. 199 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:53,200 - With a bit of jiggery-pokery... - Is that a technical term? 200 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:58,800 - Yeah. I came first in jiggery-pokery. You? - No. I failed hullabaloo. 201 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,100 There you go. 202 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,500 Hello? 203 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:20,500 - Mum? - What is it? What have I done now? 204 00:19:20,900 --> 00:19:25,400 This red top's falling to bits. You should get your money back. 205 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:30,200 You never phone in the middle of the day. What's so funny? 206 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:34,000 - Nothing. You all right? - Yeah. Why wouldn't I be? 207 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,900 - What day is it? - Wednesday. All day. 208 00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:43,500 You got a hangover? Put a quid in that Lottery syndicate. I'll pay you back later. 209 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:48,500 Yeah. I was just calling 'cause I might be late home. 210 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:52,800 - Is there something wrong? - No. I'm fine. 211 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,300 Top of the world. 212 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:02,700 Think that's amazing, you want to see the bill. 213 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:07,400 That was five billion years ago. So... 214 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,800 She's dead now. 215 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:16,200 - Five billion years later, my mum's dead. - Bundle of laughs, you are. 216 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,800 That's not supposed to happen. 217 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,700 What was it? I'm just getting green lights at this end. 218 00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:34,200 Guests may be reassured that gravity pockets may cause slight turbulence. 219 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:37,500 The whole place shook! I felt it. 220 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:43,500 I've hosted events on Platforms One, Three, Six and 15 and I've never felt a tremor. 221 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:48,300 If this lot decide to sue... I'm going to scan the infrastructure. 222 00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:59,700 What's that? Control, I don't want to worry you, but I'm picking up readings... 223 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,700 I have no idea. 224 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:08,500 They're small. The scan says they're metal. I don't know what they look like! 225 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:15,000 Although I imagine they might look rather like that. 226 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:24,200 You're not on the guest list. How did you get on board? 227 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,700 No! 228 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000 - Sun filter deactivated. - No! 229 00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:33,300 Sun filter descending. 230 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:37,800 - Sun filter up! - External temperature 4,000 degrees. 231 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:42,700 - Control, respond! Sun filter up! - Sun filter descending. 232 00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:08,200 Indubitably, this is the bad-move scenario. I find the inherent laxity of the ongoing... 233 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:12,500 That wasn't a gravity pocket. They don't feel like that. 234 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:18,200 What do you think, Jabe? Listen to the engines. They've pitched up about 30 hertz. 235 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,900 It's the sound of metal. It doesn't make sense to me. 236 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:25,400 - Where's the engine room? - I don't know. 237 00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:31,000 The maintenance duct is behind our suite. I could show you and... your wife. 238 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:33,000 She's not my wife. 239 00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:34,600 - Partner? - No. 240 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,900 - Concubine? - No. 241 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:42,200 - Prostitute? - Whatever I am, it must be invisible! 242 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,200 You two go and pollinate. 243 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:49,000 I'll catch up with the family. Word with Michael Jackson. 244 00:22:49,300 --> 00:22:52,600 Don't start a fight. I'm all yours. 245 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,000 And I want you home by midnight. 246 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:04,600 - Earth death in 15 minutes. - Earth death in 15 minutes. 247 00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:17,900 Who's in charge of Platform One? Is there a captain? 248 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:23,000 Just the steward and the staff. The rest is controlled by the metal mind. 249 00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:25,800 The computer? Who controls that? 250 00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:31,400 The corporation. They move Platform One from one artistic event to another. 251 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:34,100 But no one from the corporation is on board? 252 00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:37,700 They're not needed. This facility is purely automatic. 253 00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:42,200 - Nothing can go wrong. - Unsinkable? 254 00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:45,600 If you like. The nautical metaphor is appropriate. 255 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,500 I was on board another ship they said was unsinkable. 256 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,700 I ended up clinging to an iceberg. 257 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:57,300 So if we get in trouble, there's no one to help us out? 258 00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:01,700 - I'm afraid not. - Fantastic. 259 00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:06,700 I don't understand. In what way is that fantastic? 260 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:17,000 Soon the Sun will blossom into a red giant and my home will die. 261 00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:20,700 That's where I used to live when I was a little boy. 262 00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:25,600 Mummy and Daddy had a house built into the side of the Los Angeles crevasse. 263 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,100 I'd have such fun. 264 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:32,000 What happened to the human race? Where did it go? 265 00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:36,600 They say mankind has touched every star in the sky. 266 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:42,200 - So you're not the last human? - I am the last pure human. 267 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,800 The others mingled. 268 00:24:46,100 --> 00:24:50,700 They call themselves new humans, proto-humans, digi-humans, even human-ish, 269 00:24:51,100 --> 00:24:55,400 but do you know what I call them? Mongrels. 270 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,400 Right. And you stayed behind. 271 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:01,400 I kept myself pure. 272 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:03,900 How many operations have you had? 273 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:09,300 708. Next week it's 709. I'm having my blood bleached. 274 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:14,800 Is that why you wanted a word? You could be flatter. 275 00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:19,600 - You've got a bit of a chin poking out. - I'd rather die. 276 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:24,500 - It doesn't hurt. - No, I mean it. I would rather die. 277 00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:28,900 It's better to die than live like you - a bitchy trampoline. 278 00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:31,500 What do you know? 279 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:37,000 I was born on that planet and so was my mum and dad 280 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,200 and that makes me the last human being. 281 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,200 You're not human. 282 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:46,200 You've had it all flattened until there's nothing left. 283 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:51,900 Anything human got chucked in the bin. You're just skin. Lipstick and skin. 284 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,300 Nice talking. 285 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:06,500 So, Jabe, what's a tree like you doing in a place like this? 286 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:11,200 - Respect for the Earth. - Come on. Everyone here's worth zillions. 287 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:15,900 Perhaps it's having to be seen at the right occasions. 288 00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:20,500 In case your shares drop? You've got massive forests everywhere. 289 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,500 There's always money in land. 290 00:26:23,700 --> 00:26:27,800 All the same, we respect the Earth as family. 291 00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:33,400 So many species evolved from that planet. Mankind is only one. I'm another. 292 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,200 My ancestors were transplanted from the planet down below. 293 00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:40,600 I'm a direct descendant of the tropical rainforest. 294 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,900 Excuse me. 295 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,400 What about your ancestry? 296 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:53,000 Perhaps you could tell a story or two. 297 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:58,900 Perhaps a man only enjoys trouble when there's nothing else left. 298 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,100 I scanned you earlier. 299 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:09,000 The metal machine had trouble identifying your species 300 00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:12,800 and even when it named you, I wouldn't believe it. 301 00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:15,800 But it was right. 302 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,600 I know where you're from. 303 00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:24,900 Forgive me for intruding but it's remarkable that you even exist. 304 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:28,500 I just wanted to say... 305 00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:32,600 how sorry I am. 306 00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:05,500 Is it me or is it a bit nippy? 307 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,100 That's a great bit of air conditioning. 308 00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:35,400 Nice and old-fashioned. I bet they call it retro. 309 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:38,000 Gotcha. 310 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,700 - What the hell's that? - Is it part of the retro? 311 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,600 I don't think so. Hold on. 312 00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:02,300 - Hey, nice liana. - Thanks. I shouldn't show them in public. 313 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:07,700 Don't worry. I won't tell anyone. Who's been bringing their pets on board? 314 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,500 - What does it do? - Sabotage. 315 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:15,900 - Earth death in ten minutes. - The temperature's about to rocket. 316 00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:21,800 - The planet's end. - Come gather! Come gather! 317 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:25,700 Bid farewell to the cradle of civilisation. 318 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,900 Let us mourn her with a traditional ballad. 319 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:40,400 # Baby, can't you see I'm calling? 320 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,900 # A guy like you should wear a warning 321 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:47,200 # It's dangerous, I'm falling... # 322 00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:49,500 Hold on. Get back. 323 00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:57,300 - Sun filter rising. Sun filter rising. - Is the steward in there? 324 00:29:57,700 --> 00:29:59,700 You can smell him. 325 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,100 There's another sun filter programmed to descend. 326 00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:08,000 # Too high, can't come down 327 00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:11,700 # Losing my head, spinning round and round 328 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,300 # Do you feel me now... # 329 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:20,700 - Sun filter descending. - Sun filter descending. 330 00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:29,900 - Sun filter descending. - Let me out! 331 00:30:32,100 --> 00:30:35,300 Let me out! Let me out! 332 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:39,100 - Let me out! - Sun filter descending. 333 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,600 Sun filter descending. 334 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,200 - Anyone in there? - Let me out! 335 00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:47,900 - It would be you. - Open the door! 336 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:52,200 - Give us two ticks. - Sun filter descending. 337 00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:54,900 Sun filter descending. 338 00:30:56,100 --> 00:31:00,100 Sun filter rising. Sun filter rising. 339 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:06,500 Sun filter rising. Sun filter rising. 340 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:11,800 - Sun filter descending. - The computer's getting clever. 341 00:31:12,100 --> 00:31:15,900 - Stop mucking about! - I'm not. It's fighting back. 342 00:31:16,100 --> 00:31:19,000 - Open the door! - I know! 343 00:31:20,900 --> 00:31:23,300 The lock's melted! 344 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,600 Sun filter descending. 345 00:31:26,900 --> 00:31:30,100 Sun filter descending. 346 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:36,700 Sun filter rising. Sun filter rising. 347 00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:48,700 - The whole thing's jammed. Stay there. - Where am I going to go, Ipswich? 348 00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:52,200 Earth death in five minutes. 349 00:31:54,300 --> 00:31:59,600 The metal machine confirms - the spiders have infiltrated the whole of Platform One. 350 00:32:00,100 --> 00:32:02,400 How is that possible? 351 00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:06,000 Our rooms are protected by a code wall. Moisturise me. 352 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:10,100 - Summon the steward. - I'm afraid the steward is dead. 353 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,300 Who killed him? 354 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:21,900 This event was sponsored by the Face of Boe. He invited us. Talk to the Face! 355 00:32:22,300 --> 00:32:25,200 Someone brought their pet on board. 356 00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:28,200 Let's send him back to master. 357 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:53,000 The Adherents of the Repeated Mean. J'accuse! 358 00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:57,700 That's all very well and obvious, but if you think about it... 359 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:04,700 A repeated mean is just an idea and that's all they are - an idea. 360 00:33:08,300 --> 00:33:12,600 Remote-controlled droids. Cover for the real troublemaker. 361 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,600 Go on, Jimbo. Go home. 362 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:22,200 I bet you were the school swot and never got kissed. 363 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:25,400 - At arms! - Are you going to moisturise me? 364 00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:28,600 With acid. You're too late anyway. 365 00:33:28,900 --> 00:33:32,400 My spiders have control of the mainframe. 366 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:37,000 You all carried them as gifts, tax-free, past every code wall. 367 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,400 I'm not just a pretty face. 368 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,900 Sabotaging a ship you're on? How stupid's that? 369 00:33:44,300 --> 00:33:49,200 I'd hoped to manufacture a hostage situation, with myself as a victim. 370 00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:54,700 - The compensation would have been huge. - Five billion years and it's still money. 371 00:33:55,100 --> 00:34:00,700 Do you think it's cheap looking like this? Flatness costs a fortune. 372 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:08,100 I am the last human, Doctor. Me. Not that freaky little kid of yours. 373 00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:12,800 - Arrest her. Infidel. - Oh, shut it, pixie! 374 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:17,300 - I've still got my final option. - Earth death in three minutes. 375 00:34:17,700 --> 00:34:21,700 And here it comes. You're all just as useful dead. 376 00:34:21,900 --> 00:34:26,800 I have shares in your rival companies. They'll triple in price once you're dead. 377 00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:31,200 My spiders are ready to destroy the safety systems. 378 00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:34,000 How does that old Earth song go? 379 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,400 - "Burn, Baby, Burn". - Then you'll burn with us. 380 00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:39,800 Oh, I'm so sorry. 381 00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:46,500 I know the use of teleportation is strictly forbidden, but... I'm so naughty. 382 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,800 Spiders, activate! 383 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:02,600 Force-field's gone with the planet about to explode. 384 00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:04,900 At least it'll be quick. 385 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:09,800 Just like my fifth husband. Oh, shame on me. 386 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:14,600 Bye-bye, darlings. Bye-bye, my darlings. 387 00:35:15,900 --> 00:35:17,600 Heat levels rising. 388 00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:20,500 - Reset the computer. - The steward would know how. 389 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:25,400 No. We can do it. There must be a system restore switch. Jabe, come on. 390 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,200 You lot, just chill. 391 00:35:32,900 --> 00:35:38,600 Earth death in two minutes. Earth death in two minutes. 392 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,600 Heat levels critical. 393 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,800 Heat levels critical. 394 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:51,400 Oh. And guess where the switch is. 395 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:55,600 Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising. 396 00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:10,200 External temperature 5,000 degrees. 397 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,400 You can't. The heat will vent through here. 398 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:25,200 - I know. - Jabe, you're made of wood. 399 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,000 Then stop wasting time... Time Lord. 400 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:35,300 Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising. 401 00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:43,600 - We're going to die! - Heat levels hazardous. 402 00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,600 Shields malfunction. 403 00:37:01,900 --> 00:37:04,900 Shields malfunction. 404 00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:07,700 Shields malfunction. 405 00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:11,600 Shields malfunction. 406 00:37:17,500 --> 00:37:20,400 Heat levels critical. 407 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:23,700 Heat levels critical. 408 00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:41,100 Heat levels rising. Heat levels rising. 409 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:12,000 Land explodes in... ten... 410 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:15,300 Nine... 411 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,900 Eight... 412 00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:22,400 Seven... 413 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,600 Six... 414 00:38:27,900 --> 00:38:29,900 Five... 415 00:38:31,300 --> 00:38:33,100 Four... 416 00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,800 Raise shields! 417 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,400 One... 418 00:38:56,300 --> 00:39:00,800 Exoglass repair. Exoglass repair. 419 00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:09,700 Exoglass repair. Exoglass repair. 420 00:39:55,700 --> 00:39:57,900 - You all right? - Yeah. I'm fine. 421 00:39:58,100 --> 00:40:00,500 I'm full of ideas. I'm bristling with them. 422 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:05,500 Idea one - teleportation through 5,000 degrees needs some kind of feed. 423 00:40:05,900 --> 00:40:09,500 Idea two - this feed must be hidden nearby. 424 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:19,000 Idea three - if you're as clever as me, then a teleportation feed can be reversed. 425 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:24,800 You should have seen their little alien faces... 426 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:30,000 - Oh! - The last human. 427 00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:35,800 You passed my little test. Bravo. This makes you eligible to join... the Human Club. 428 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:41,000 - People have died. You murdered them. - It depends on your definition of people. 429 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:45,100 That should keep your lawyers dizzy for centuries. 430 00:40:45,300 --> 00:40:51,000 Take me to court, Doctor, and watch me smile and cry and... 431 00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:53,400 And creak? 432 00:40:53,700 --> 00:40:57,000 - And what? - Creak. You're creaking. 433 00:40:57,300 --> 00:40:58,600 What? 434 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,700 I'm drying out. 435 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:06,700 Sweet heavens! Moisturise me! Moisturise me! Where are my surgeons? 436 00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:11,600 - My lovely boys! It's too hot. - You raised the temperature. 437 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,800 Have pity! Moisturise me! 438 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:19,500 - Oh, Doctor... - Help her. 439 00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:23,100 Everything has its time and everything dies. 440 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:27,500 I am... too... young! 441 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:43,700 Shuttles Four and Six departing. 442 00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:47,300 This unit now closing down for maintenance. 443 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,100 The end of the Earth. 444 00:42:06,900 --> 00:42:08,900 It's gone. 445 00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:15,100 We were too busy saving ourselves. No one saw it go. 446 00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:23,800 All those years, all that history, and no one was even looking. 447 00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:29,800 - It's just... - Come with me. 448 00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:15,100 "Big Issue". 449 00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:18,600 "Big Issue". 450 00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:23,500 You think it'll last for ever - people and cars and concrete. 451 00:43:23,900 --> 00:43:27,400 But it won't. One day it's all gone. 452 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,700 Even the sky. 453 00:43:38,100 --> 00:43:42,200 My planet's gone. It's dead. 454 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,800 It burned like the Earth. 455 00:43:47,100 --> 00:43:49,700 It's just rocks and dust. 456 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,800 Before its time. 457 00:43:55,000 --> 00:44:00,200 - What happened? - There was a war and we lost. 458 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:03,500 A war with who? 459 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,900 What about your people? 460 00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:14,000 I'm a Time Lord. I'm the last of the Time Lords. 461 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:18,800 They're all gone. I'm the only survivor. 462 00:44:20,900 --> 00:44:24,500 I'm left travelling on my own 'cause there's no one else. 463 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,200 There's me. 464 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:34,200 You've seen it's dangerous. Do you want to go home? 465 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:39,300 I don't know... 466 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,400 I want... 467 00:44:45,500 --> 00:44:49,400 - Can you smell chips? - Yeah. 468 00:44:49,700 --> 00:44:52,000 - Yeah. - I want chips. 469 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,100 Me too. 470 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,500 Chips it is, and you can pay. 471 00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:00,400 - No money. - What sort of date are you? 472 00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:03,600 Come on, tight-wad. Chips are on me. 473 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:07,500 We've only got five billion years till the shops close. 474 00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:22,000 Let's have a look at the past. 1860. How does 1860 sound? 475 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:25,100 - What happened in 1860? - Let's find out. 476 00:45:26,900 --> 00:45:31,700 - I can't believe she's gone. - Not gone, Mr Redpath. Merely sleeping. 477 00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:38,500 - She's on her feet and out there somewhere. - For shame! It's ungodly. 478 00:45:39,700 --> 00:45:41,800 Mr Dickens, this is your call. 479 00:45:42,100 --> 00:45:46,600 Use the sight. Find the old lady or you're dismissed. 480 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,800 What phantasmagoria is this? 481 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,300 That's more like it. 631 00:46:02,700 --> 00:46:07,500 © anoXmous @ http://thepiratebay.sx/user/Zen_Bud 40318

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