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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,307 --> 00:00:29,468 We have a big problem here, girls. 2 00:00:32,879 --> 00:00:35,370 Your behavior is completely unacceptable. 3 00:00:36,483 --> 00:00:38,678 Mr. Connor... 4 00:00:38,719 --> 00:00:40,550 Did we do something wrong? 5 00:00:40,587 --> 00:00:42,782 The three of you have been disrupting my class 6 00:00:42,823 --> 00:00:44,654 and you're making it difficult for the students 7 00:00:44,691 --> 00:00:46,989 who actually want to learn something. 8 00:00:47,928 --> 00:00:50,419 Not only am l going to call your parents, 9 00:00:50,464 --> 00:00:52,523 but you all have detention. 10 00:00:53,934 --> 00:00:56,960 Not only am l gonna call your parents... 11 00:00:57,003 --> 00:00:59,062 But you all have detention. 12 00:00:59,106 --> 00:01:03,406 You've got detention You've got detention 13 00:01:05,145 --> 00:01:06,669 You girls think this is funny? 14 00:01:09,216 --> 00:01:10,615 No, Jim! 15 00:01:10,650 --> 00:01:13,585 l don't find anything funny about this. 16 00:01:14,821 --> 00:01:15,981 l wasn't finished! 17 00:01:17,858 --> 00:01:18,790 Put these on! 18 00:01:18,825 --> 00:01:21,123 l don't think these are appropriate to wear here. 19 00:01:21,161 --> 00:01:24,255 You fucking imbecile, did l stutter?! 20 00:01:24,297 --> 00:01:25,559 l said put 'em on. 21 00:01:25,599 --> 00:01:27,226 This is outrageous! 22 00:01:27,267 --> 00:01:30,395 l'm just trying to give you girls a good education! 23 00:01:30,437 --> 00:01:31,665 Ooooh... 24 00:01:31,705 --> 00:01:36,199 We'll give you a good education... 25 00:01:36,243 --> 00:01:38,370 ADULT education! 26 00:01:38,712 --> 00:01:39,906 Just let me go! 27 00:01:39,946 --> 00:01:41,811 Somebody really needs detention. 28 00:01:45,852 --> 00:01:47,820 That was fun, right? 29 00:01:47,854 --> 00:01:50,084 Yeah, that was crazy. 30 00:01:50,123 --> 00:01:52,353 l love it when it's the three of us together. 31 00:01:52,392 --> 00:01:55,122 lt's like Charlie's Angels, look out! 32 00:01:55,829 --> 00:01:57,626 More like Hells Angels. 33 00:01:57,664 --> 00:01:59,063 And Natalie... 34 00:01:59,099 --> 00:02:03,092 that dildo was way too big to use on him like that. 35 00:02:03,136 --> 00:02:05,502 But l think he liked it the way he was moaning. 36 00:02:05,539 --> 00:02:07,097 You think he liked it? 37 00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:08,471 Who cares. l liked it. 38 00:02:10,043 --> 00:02:11,340 Are you girls hungry? 39 00:02:11,378 --> 00:02:15,405 So hungry l could eat the balls off a snake right now. 40 00:02:15,449 --> 00:02:19,283 You know, l have the strangest craving for foie gras. 41 00:02:19,319 --> 00:02:21,219 Eew! That's nasty! 42 00:02:21,254 --> 00:02:23,814 The way they force-feed those poor little geese - 43 00:02:23,857 --> 00:02:25,586 it's animal cruelty, you know. 44 00:02:25,625 --> 00:02:28,150 Honey, you the last one to be talking about animal cruelty 45 00:02:28,195 --> 00:02:29,924 after what you just did to that poor man. 46 00:02:31,198 --> 00:02:32,256 Ashtray. 47 00:02:36,803 --> 00:02:38,600 Taboo, good afternoon. 48 00:02:38,638 --> 00:02:39,798 Hold please. 49 00:02:39,973 --> 00:02:41,065 Janet, line 2. 50 00:02:41,641 --> 00:02:43,404 Taboo, good afternoon. 51 00:02:44,110 --> 00:02:45,543 Marie, line 4. 52 00:02:45,579 --> 00:02:47,171 - Hey V. - Hey. 53 00:02:47,647 --> 00:02:49,342 Do l have any new bookings? 54 00:02:49,382 --> 00:02:52,840 You have Tony at 3 o'clock... 55 00:02:52,886 --> 00:02:54,444 You have a 4:30 with a new guy 56 00:02:54,488 --> 00:02:57,457 into latex fetish and heavy bondage, 57 00:02:57,491 --> 00:03:00,619 and Karen and her husband want to push to 7. 58 00:03:00,660 --> 00:03:02,992 - Can you e-mail me that to me? - Sure. 59 00:03:03,029 --> 00:03:04,621 Jim should be ready. 60 00:03:04,664 --> 00:03:07,827 Let me write him up so you can get out of here. 61 00:03:07,868 --> 00:03:09,768 All right, we got an all-girl gang bang, 62 00:03:09,803 --> 00:03:13,534 CBT, nipple, humiliation - verbal and physical - 63 00:03:13,573 --> 00:03:15,700 foot fetish, spitting, forced fem, 64 00:03:15,742 --> 00:03:17,710 rape fantasy, heavy cursing... 65 00:03:19,679 --> 00:03:20,907 Ah! Face slapping... 66 00:03:22,115 --> 00:03:24,413 l've gotta last minute booking - 67 00:03:24,451 --> 00:03:26,612 basic trampling and a golden. 68 00:03:26,653 --> 00:03:27,847 Any takers? 69 00:03:27,888 --> 00:03:29,355 Nah, l'm good. 70 00:03:30,557 --> 00:03:31,888 l'll do it. 71 00:03:31,925 --> 00:03:33,916 All right. Don't do nothing l wouldn't do. 72 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,086 Later, beauties. 73 00:03:35,562 --> 00:03:37,689 He's gonna be here in 20 minutes. 74 00:03:39,933 --> 00:03:40,831 Awesome. 75 00:03:50,343 --> 00:03:54,404 [ Skipped item nr. 75 ] 76 00:04:42,262 --> 00:04:44,560 Hi, Natalie. lt's Grandma. 77 00:04:44,598 --> 00:04:46,395 l have great news... 78 00:04:46,433 --> 00:04:48,867 l think l found someone for you. 79 00:04:48,902 --> 00:04:50,164 Call me back. 80 00:05:22,936 --> 00:05:25,131 [phone rings] 81 00:05:27,007 --> 00:05:28,372 Hi, Mommy. 82 00:05:30,276 --> 00:05:31,538 Sure, l'd love to. 83 00:05:34,948 --> 00:05:36,745 OK... 84 00:05:36,783 --> 00:05:37,807 l'll see you later. 85 00:05:50,463 --> 00:05:52,624 Natalie, l think you should go back to being blond 86 00:05:52,666 --> 00:05:54,258 or at least put some blond highlights in your hair. 87 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:55,767 lt looked so beautiful that way. 88 00:05:55,802 --> 00:05:58,100 Thanks, Ma, but the bleach dried out my hair. 89 00:05:58,138 --> 00:05:59,230 l like it better natural. 90 00:05:59,272 --> 00:06:01,137 Ma, she looks beautiful the way she is. 91 00:06:01,174 --> 00:06:02,436 l know she does. 92 00:06:03,476 --> 00:06:05,103 What's going on with your hair? 93 00:06:05,145 --> 00:06:06,510 l just got it cut this morning. 94 00:06:06,546 --> 00:06:07,877 lt's a little too short, isn't it? 95 00:06:07,914 --> 00:06:09,506 l mean, just don't go any shorter. 96 00:06:09,549 --> 00:06:12,017 l've been getting my hair cut like this for a year. 97 00:06:12,052 --> 00:06:13,747 Nat, you think it's too short? 98 00:06:13,787 --> 00:06:17,120 No, it looks real cute. l like that dykie look. 99 00:06:17,157 --> 00:06:18,181 What? 100 00:06:18,224 --> 00:06:20,317 l mean, if l saw you on the street 101 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,260 l'd definitely think you were gay. 102 00:06:27,634 --> 00:06:30,296 Natalie, not everybody sees things the way you do. 103 00:06:30,336 --> 00:06:31,803 Maybe it's not about the hair. 104 00:06:32,872 --> 00:06:34,203 Then what is it? 105 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,867 You know what it is? 106 00:06:35,909 --> 00:06:38,776 lt's the hair with the clothes, it's the way you carry yourself. 107 00:06:38,812 --> 00:06:40,370 Everything about you screams, 108 00:06:40,413 --> 00:06:42,244 ''l don't need a man.'' 109 00:06:42,282 --> 00:06:45,046 Some people might confuse that with being gay. 110 00:06:46,119 --> 00:06:48,587 Well, just because l don't walk around town 111 00:06:48,621 --> 00:06:51,488 with long, red, flowing hair and my tits and ass hanging out, 112 00:06:51,524 --> 00:06:53,151 doesn't make me gay. 113 00:06:57,997 --> 00:06:59,396 l'm sorry. 114 00:06:59,432 --> 00:07:01,730 My bad. Do you forgive me? 115 00:07:02,669 --> 00:07:04,830 C'mon, Becca, forgive me, pretty please! 116 00:07:04,871 --> 00:07:06,566 l like your hair the way it is. 117 00:07:06,906 --> 00:07:08,373 - Come on. - OK! 118 00:07:09,743 --> 00:07:11,711 Rebecca, how's work going? 119 00:07:13,246 --> 00:07:14,611 lt's going pretty well, actually. 120 00:07:14,647 --> 00:07:16,444 l have an evaluation next week. 121 00:07:16,483 --> 00:07:18,451 and l think l'll be getting a promotion. 122 00:07:18,485 --> 00:07:20,715 - Congratulations. - That's very exciting. 123 00:07:21,688 --> 00:07:23,349 How about you, honey? How's work going? 124 00:07:23,389 --> 00:07:24,788 lt's good. 125 00:07:24,824 --> 00:07:26,451 l've been working on some other things though. 126 00:07:27,127 --> 00:07:28,355 That's great. 127 00:07:28,394 --> 00:07:29,793 Finally use your Psychology degree... 128 00:07:29,829 --> 00:07:31,797 The one l sent you to school for? 129 00:07:33,833 --> 00:07:35,198 Cute, Ma. 130 00:07:35,235 --> 00:07:36,497 Seriously, though... 131 00:07:36,536 --> 00:07:38,436 l'm going into the film business, Ma. 132 00:07:38,471 --> 00:07:40,496 Film? Well, that's something new. 133 00:07:41,608 --> 00:07:44,543 Now, l know you don't wanna hear this, 134 00:07:44,577 --> 00:07:46,807 but l think it would be nice if one of you young ladies 135 00:07:46,846 --> 00:07:49,474 would just start to think about settling down 136 00:07:49,516 --> 00:07:50,983 and having a little one. 137 00:07:52,285 --> 00:07:53,809 [both laughing] 138 00:07:53,853 --> 00:07:55,844 C'mon! 139 00:07:55,889 --> 00:07:57,754 l want someone to call me Grandma 140 00:07:57,791 --> 00:07:59,759 before l get too old to be bothered by it. 141 00:07:59,793 --> 00:08:01,385 Oh, that's easy... 142 00:08:01,427 --> 00:08:02,621 Grandma! 143 00:08:02,662 --> 00:08:04,289 - Nana! - That's not funny. 144 00:08:04,330 --> 00:08:06,628 - Granny! - OK! 145 00:08:06,666 --> 00:08:08,224 OK, fine. 146 00:08:08,268 --> 00:08:09,565 Can we change the subject? 147 00:08:10,470 --> 00:08:11,698 What time is it? 148 00:08:11,738 --> 00:08:13,330 l don't know what time it is. 149 00:08:13,373 --> 00:08:14,965 Are you going uptown any time soon? 150 00:08:15,008 --> 00:08:17,272 No, l'm staying here with Nana. 151 00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:18,538 Granny's my date. 152 00:08:20,079 --> 00:08:21,842 Why didn't you invite me? 153 00:08:21,881 --> 00:08:23,849 We thought you were going out with your friends. 154 00:08:23,883 --> 00:08:25,248 You can stay with us, honey. 155 00:08:25,285 --> 00:08:26,343 What are you doing tonight? 156 00:08:26,386 --> 00:08:27,751 Yeah, hang out with us. 157 00:08:30,356 --> 00:08:32,119 Goin' out with my friends. 158 00:08:55,315 --> 00:08:57,613 Hey, Joe! How you doin'? 159 00:08:57,650 --> 00:09:00,016 Hi, Nat. l am good! 160 00:09:00,053 --> 00:09:01,486 You comin' out with us tonight? 161 00:09:01,521 --> 00:09:02,215 No. 162 00:09:02,255 --> 00:09:04,553 l gotta work at that new club on 46th Street. 163 00:09:04,591 --> 00:09:07,082 - Swank! - Yeah! 164 00:09:07,126 --> 00:09:10,220 l know the owners from this place that l danced at in Vegas. 165 00:09:10,263 --> 00:09:11,252 That's cool. 166 00:09:11,297 --> 00:09:12,161 Where's Mel? 167 00:09:12,198 --> 00:09:15,133 She is in the bedroom doing a session. 168 00:09:15,168 --> 00:09:16,533 ln the bedroom? 169 00:09:16,569 --> 00:09:18,264 She turned the extra room into a dungeon 170 00:09:18,304 --> 00:09:20,465 so she could get some work done on the side. 171 00:09:24,777 --> 00:09:26,267 - Hey, baby. - Hey. 172 00:09:33,186 --> 00:09:35,051 Hey, watch that thing! 173 00:09:35,088 --> 00:09:36,612 So you're doing sessions now? 174 00:09:36,656 --> 00:09:37,486 Oh, yeah. 175 00:09:37,523 --> 00:09:39,388 But l screen them down to their diets. 176 00:09:39,926 --> 00:09:41,393 Where are we going tonight? 177 00:09:41,427 --> 00:09:42,689 Juicy's. 178 00:09:42,729 --> 00:09:44,492 We always go to lesbian clubs. 179 00:09:44,530 --> 00:09:46,521 Why can't we go to a straight club? 180 00:09:46,566 --> 00:09:48,090 Because we're lesbians. 181 00:09:48,134 --> 00:09:49,192 Oh, yeah. 182 00:09:49,235 --> 00:09:52,136 All right... l'll go with the girls tonight. 183 00:09:52,171 --> 00:09:55,004 But l need to be around some men some time soon. 184 00:09:55,041 --> 00:09:56,975 You're around men all the time. 185 00:09:57,010 --> 00:09:59,069 No, some real men. 186 00:09:59,112 --> 00:10:00,602 Ah, come on. 187 00:10:00,647 --> 00:10:02,774 You know you love the ladies. 188 00:10:02,815 --> 00:10:04,874 No... You love the ladies. 189 00:10:05,785 --> 00:10:06,945 [door buzzes] 190 00:10:06,986 --> 00:10:08,783 Oh, shit. That must be Sonia. 191 00:10:19,732 --> 00:10:22,292 What the fuck is going on in here? 192 00:10:22,335 --> 00:10:24,496 Which one of these lucky bitches you 'bout to put it on? 193 00:10:24,537 --> 00:10:26,164 Stop it! l'm in a session. 194 00:10:26,205 --> 00:10:27,194 Uh huh. 195 00:10:30,043 --> 00:10:32,477 - Hey, mamacita. - Hi, doll. 196 00:10:32,512 --> 00:10:35,003 You look fierce, as usual. 197 00:10:35,048 --> 00:10:36,379 Thank you. 198 00:10:38,284 --> 00:10:40,149 You are so damn cute! 199 00:10:43,256 --> 00:10:44,518 Okay, all right! 200 00:10:44,557 --> 00:10:45,615 So, who's not ready? 201 00:10:45,658 --> 00:10:48,252 That would be... You! 202 00:10:48,294 --> 00:10:49,955 l gotta finish my session, don't l? 203 00:10:49,996 --> 00:10:50,860 C'mon! 204 00:10:50,897 --> 00:10:52,387 l thought you fucked your bitch already? 205 00:10:52,432 --> 00:10:53,490 Tinkle-tinkle. 206 00:10:53,533 --> 00:10:54,830 Aw, c'mon! 207 00:10:55,034 --> 00:10:56,331 Bitch! 208 00:10:57,637 --> 00:10:59,867 Get your sissy-ass out here! 209 00:11:03,509 --> 00:11:05,033 What is this now? 210 00:11:05,078 --> 00:11:07,410 Oooh, you have a sexy little slut. 211 00:11:07,447 --> 00:11:08,812 You think? 212 00:11:12,719 --> 00:11:14,687 l'm gonna soak this little slut's panties. 213 00:11:15,755 --> 00:11:17,450 Hey, you wanna try? 214 00:11:17,490 --> 00:11:19,651 Yeah, l need the practice. 215 00:11:19,692 --> 00:11:20,750 Practice? 216 00:11:20,793 --> 00:11:22,693 Yeah, l'm gonna start doing sessions. 217 00:11:23,463 --> 00:11:24,691 To the bathroom. 218 00:11:30,503 --> 00:11:32,368 [giggling] 219 00:11:36,776 --> 00:11:40,906 Do you realize it's been a month since l broke up with Bianca? 220 00:11:40,947 --> 00:11:42,642 And l'm going crazy! 221 00:11:42,682 --> 00:11:45,014 Not to mention l'm horny as fuck! 222 00:11:45,051 --> 00:11:46,541 You'll meet someone else. 223 00:11:46,586 --> 00:11:48,178 There are plenty of fish in the sea. 224 00:11:48,221 --> 00:11:49,245 Hold up. 225 00:11:49,288 --> 00:11:52,052 l don't want no parts of no fishy chicks! 226 00:11:52,091 --> 00:11:54,685 l don't do sushi boo, OK? 227 00:11:54,727 --> 00:11:57,958 l have to meet a girl that's a straight-up masochist. 228 00:11:57,997 --> 00:11:59,430 That's what l really need. 229 00:11:59,465 --> 00:12:00,955 ln our line of work, 230 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,299 we are destined to always be single. 231 00:12:04,337 --> 00:12:06,271 Speak for yourself! 232 00:12:06,305 --> 00:12:08,637 l mean, it's not like we're porn stars! 233 00:12:08,674 --> 00:12:10,801 Now they have issues! 234 00:12:12,445 --> 00:12:14,174 [door buzzes] 235 00:12:22,488 --> 00:12:23,955 Please! 236 00:12:23,990 --> 00:12:26,959 No need to stand up, no need to bow down, 237 00:12:26,993 --> 00:12:28,051 watch out girls... 238 00:12:28,094 --> 00:12:30,426 'cuz l'm the hottest man in town! 239 00:12:32,565 --> 00:12:34,055 Hi, Noah! 240 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,499 What's up, hotnesses! 241 00:12:35,535 --> 00:12:36,934 Damn, girl! 242 00:12:36,969 --> 00:12:38,766 - Hi, honey. - l missed you, sweets. 243 00:12:38,805 --> 00:12:40,432 - Noah! - What? 244 00:12:40,473 --> 00:12:42,270 This is Natalie. 245 00:12:43,142 --> 00:12:44,666 l know Natalie. 246 00:12:44,710 --> 00:12:47,042 A fairly frequent client of mine. 247 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,014 l live right around the corner from you, girl. 248 00:12:49,048 --> 00:12:50,913 Really? l didn't know that. 249 00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:52,611 How long have you lived there? 250 00:12:53,619 --> 00:12:55,610 How long? Shit... 251 00:12:55,655 --> 00:12:57,623 Let me put it to you this way. 252 00:12:57,657 --> 00:12:59,454 l remember when the neighborhood was nothin' 253 00:12:59,492 --> 00:13:02,791 but abandoned buildings and crackheads and dope fiends... 254 00:13:02,829 --> 00:13:05,730 before these yuppie bastards and trust-fund babies 255 00:13:05,765 --> 00:13:08,529 came in here and fucked up my once quaint little 'hood. 256 00:13:08,568 --> 00:13:10,968 l know you're not tryin' to call me a Yuppie! 257 00:13:11,003 --> 00:13:12,937 No, l ain't tryin to say you're no yuppie. 258 00:13:12,972 --> 00:13:14,997 l'm just sayin' they took all the hustle off the street, 259 00:13:15,041 --> 00:13:16,804 which is cool, but they also put out 260 00:13:16,843 --> 00:13:18,868 all the working class people on their asses. 261 00:13:18,911 --> 00:13:20,208 Yeah, it's fucked up. 262 00:13:20,246 --> 00:13:22,840 Now me, l just had to evolve my game a little bit. 263 00:13:22,882 --> 00:13:24,315 lnstead of hangin' out on the corner 264 00:13:24,350 --> 00:13:26,648 and y'all comin to me, l come to you. 265 00:13:26,686 --> 00:13:28,950 Our friendly neighborhood delivery man. 266 00:13:28,988 --> 00:13:30,819 Tips are appreciated. 267 00:13:31,524 --> 00:13:32,855 But for real... 268 00:13:32,892 --> 00:13:35,986 this is just a little side hustle to keep the lights on. 269 00:13:36,028 --> 00:13:37,120 You feel me? 270 00:13:37,163 --> 00:13:38,425 ln here... 271 00:13:38,464 --> 00:13:40,227 tryin' to do that artist thing. 272 00:13:40,266 --> 00:13:42,791 Oh, OK. What kind of artist? 273 00:13:42,835 --> 00:13:44,530 l used to do a little taggin' back in the day. 274 00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:46,765 l parlayed that into a little bit of paintin', 275 00:13:46,806 --> 00:13:48,205 little bit of rhymin'. 276 00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:50,175 But the thing that's really settin' me off... 277 00:13:50,209 --> 00:13:52,234 is this writin' thing... 278 00:13:52,278 --> 00:13:54,644 Like what? A book? Poetry? 279 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:57,012 Screenplays.... 280 00:13:57,049 --> 00:13:58,676 And from pen to pad, girl, 281 00:13:58,718 --> 00:14:01,186 l am writin' down some shit that is alive! 282 00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:05,554 Hey, aren't you working on something like that? 283 00:14:05,591 --> 00:14:08,958 l heard about you, little Miss Tarantino. 284 00:14:08,995 --> 00:14:11,463 Yeah, l'm workin' on a few things. 285 00:14:11,497 --> 00:14:13,590 Then you guys should totally collaborate 286 00:14:13,633 --> 00:14:15,999 on something really fabulous. 287 00:14:16,035 --> 00:14:17,502 Collaboration, huh? 288 00:14:18,437 --> 00:14:20,029 You like brown babies? 289 00:14:21,407 --> 00:14:22,840 That's what's up! 290 00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:25,844 ln the meantime, how about we collaborate on this L? 291 00:14:25,878 --> 00:14:27,004 Here you go. 292 00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:32,516 lt's tight, ain't it? 293 00:14:32,552 --> 00:14:33,951 l know it is. 294 00:14:33,986 --> 00:14:35,954 Here, Mel. This is some good shit. 295 00:14:40,860 --> 00:14:42,384 Thanks! 296 00:14:42,428 --> 00:14:45,056 So...should l call a slave to chauffeur us? 297 00:14:45,097 --> 00:14:46,257 Most definitely. 298 00:14:46,299 --> 00:14:47,664 Big Pimpin' for sure! 299 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:50,066 Hey Pimpstress, you got five minutes. 300 00:14:53,206 --> 00:14:55,071 Look at little mama there. 301 00:14:55,107 --> 00:14:56,267 Shut up. 302 00:14:58,611 --> 00:15:01,409 You hear the reggae remix of Purple Haze? 303 00:15:01,447 --> 00:15:02,709 Nah, is it good? 304 00:15:02,748 --> 00:15:04,147 You know he was murdered, right? 305 00:15:04,183 --> 00:15:05,343 Who? 306 00:15:05,384 --> 00:15:06,874 Jimi Hendrix, yo! 307 00:15:06,919 --> 00:15:09,183 He was down with the 27 club. 308 00:15:09,222 --> 00:15:11,122 Oh, God... 309 00:15:11,157 --> 00:15:13,148 He was one of the revolutionary artists 310 00:15:13,192 --> 00:15:15,353 that was murdered by the government 311 00:15:15,394 --> 00:15:17,191 at the age of 27. 312 00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:19,494 Oh, l see... You're one of them, right? 313 00:15:19,532 --> 00:15:21,159 - One of who? - Conspiracy theorists. 314 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,691 That's exactly what they want you to think! 315 00:15:23,736 --> 00:15:26,000 That's a whole fuckin' conspiracy right there! 316 00:15:26,038 --> 00:15:27,027 For real! 317 00:15:27,073 --> 00:15:28,768 Check out the list of names of motherfuckers 318 00:15:28,808 --> 00:15:30,605 who all had mysterious deaths. 319 00:15:30,643 --> 00:15:32,611 Now l'm not talkin' about the way they died, 320 00:15:32,645 --> 00:15:33,873 but at the time, 321 00:15:33,913 --> 00:15:35,676 all at the height of their careers, 322 00:15:35,715 --> 00:15:37,012 when they had the most influence 323 00:15:37,049 --> 00:15:39,415 over a motherfuckin' revolutionary generation! 324 00:15:39,452 --> 00:15:40,441 l'll be right back. 325 00:15:40,486 --> 00:15:41,510 All right, mama. 326 00:15:43,456 --> 00:15:45,515 John Lennon - shot in Central Park. 327 00:15:45,558 --> 00:15:48,959 Bob Marley, cancer in his big toe. 328 00:15:48,995 --> 00:15:51,327 At 27, Janis Joplin... 329 00:16:38,644 --> 00:16:41,010 [phone ringing] 330 00:16:42,348 --> 00:16:44,009 Uh, yeah. This is Jim. 331 00:16:44,050 --> 00:16:45,608 Hey, Jim. 332 00:16:45,651 --> 00:16:47,050 Workin' late again? 333 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,148 Ashley? 334 00:16:49,188 --> 00:16:51,247 You sound surprised. 335 00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:52,882 Yes, Miss... 336 00:16:52,925 --> 00:16:56,759 l...l just didn't know you had this number. 337 00:16:56,796 --> 00:16:58,889 Oh, this won't take very long. 338 00:16:58,931 --> 00:17:02,423 l just wanted to tell you it was so funny what we did to you. 339 00:17:02,468 --> 00:17:05,960 Um...OK. 340 00:17:08,174 --> 00:17:10,665 You wanna see something even funnier? 341 00:17:13,012 --> 00:17:14,536 Check your e-mail. 342 00:17:16,148 --> 00:17:17,513 Bye, Jim. 343 00:17:27,026 --> 00:17:28,926 [screaming in pain] 344 00:17:37,336 --> 00:17:39,702 Marvin Gaye - shot by his daddy. 345 00:17:39,739 --> 00:17:44,301 At 27, Jimi Hendrix choked on his own vomit in an ambulance. 346 00:17:44,343 --> 00:17:46,038 ln an ambulance, yo! 347 00:17:46,078 --> 00:17:48,012 How the fuck you choke on your own goddamn vomit 348 00:17:48,047 --> 00:17:49,480 in a motherfuckin' ambulance?! 349 00:17:49,515 --> 00:17:50,709 lt's in an ambulance! 350 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:52,047 Ain't somebody there that's supposed to save him?! 351 00:17:52,084 --> 00:17:54,314 lt's motherfuckin' Jimi Hendrix for Christ's sake. 352 00:17:54,353 --> 00:17:57,151 Curtis Mayfield - hit by a stage lamp. 353 00:17:57,189 --> 00:18:00,158 Tupac Shakur - shot on the Vegas strip. 354 00:18:00,192 --> 00:18:03,218 And don't even get me started on the non-27-year-olds... 355 00:18:04,363 --> 00:18:07,491 Black Panthers, MLK, Malcom X, 356 00:18:07,533 --> 00:18:10,832 Bruce Lee, Lenny Bruce, Kurt Cobain, 357 00:18:10,870 --> 00:18:13,100 Timothy Leary with the drug experiments! 358 00:18:13,139 --> 00:18:15,437 Damn, you got issues. 359 00:18:19,178 --> 00:18:20,645 We ready to get outta here? 360 00:18:20,679 --> 00:18:22,544 Noah, you do know we're goin' to a lesbian club? 361 00:18:22,581 --> 00:18:23,707 Hell, yeah! 362 00:18:23,749 --> 00:18:25,683 Some of my best motherfuckin' clients is up in there. 363 00:18:25,718 --> 00:18:27,242 The herb has no problem 364 00:18:27,286 --> 00:18:29,481 with da girl-on-girl action, mon! 365 00:18:29,522 --> 00:18:31,422 Don't matter if you're black, white, red or brown. 366 00:18:31,457 --> 00:18:34,187 As long as you got cash, you can all be down. 367 00:18:34,226 --> 00:18:35,750 Woo! That shit is tight! 368 00:19:31,984 --> 00:19:34,179 l can connect with my feminine side, 369 00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:38,281 which allows me an ethereal connection with lesbians, so... 370 00:22:53,385 --> 00:22:55,853 [phone ringing] 371 00:23:00,526 --> 00:23:03,188 Hi, Natalie. lt's your Grandma. 372 00:23:03,228 --> 00:23:06,493 Sara's friend's son, he's a nice Jewish boy. 373 00:23:06,532 --> 00:23:08,193 We want you to meet him. 374 00:23:08,233 --> 00:23:09,962 You're not so young anymore. 375 00:23:10,002 --> 00:23:11,993 You should live to 1 20. 376 00:23:15,074 --> 00:23:16,666 Damn, ma... 377 00:23:16,709 --> 00:23:19,610 You still got an answering machine? 378 00:23:22,047 --> 00:23:23,844 You got a beeper too? 379 00:23:27,252 --> 00:23:28,913 lt's for my grandmother. 380 00:23:28,954 --> 00:23:31,548 She just figured out how to leave a message. 381 00:23:33,459 --> 00:23:35,154 You are a lesbian, right? 382 00:23:44,036 --> 00:23:45,298 Couldn't you tell? 383 00:23:50,843 --> 00:23:52,401 Oh, shit... 384 00:23:54,379 --> 00:23:56,176 l'm sorry. 385 00:23:56,215 --> 00:23:57,614 ls this some kind of sign? 386 00:23:57,649 --> 00:24:00,083 l just met you and you're already bleeding on me? 387 00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,178 l'm so embarrassed. l'll clean it up. 388 00:24:02,221 --> 00:24:03,654 l'll get it. 389 00:24:08,994 --> 00:24:10,393 You want somethin' to drink? 390 00:24:10,429 --> 00:24:11,691 Do you have a tampon? 391 00:24:11,730 --> 00:24:13,391 ln the cabinet, under the sink. 392 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,625 Where are we, anyway? 393 00:24:16,668 --> 00:24:18,329 Lower East Side. 394 00:24:32,618 --> 00:24:34,381 So, l'll call you. 395 00:24:34,987 --> 00:24:36,648 Yeah, you'll call me. 396 00:24:44,463 --> 00:24:46,192 [phone rings] 397 00:24:48,233 --> 00:24:49,063 Hello? 398 00:24:49,101 --> 00:24:50,693 - Hey. - Hey. 399 00:24:50,736 --> 00:24:52,294 What a surprise. 400 00:24:52,337 --> 00:24:54,703 l didn't expect to hear from you so soon. 401 00:24:54,740 --> 00:24:56,401 Yeah, l know. 402 00:24:56,441 --> 00:24:58,671 The rules and all... but l just wanted to say 403 00:24:58,710 --> 00:25:01,110 l had a really good time with you last night. 404 00:25:01,146 --> 00:25:03,307 Yeah, me too. 405 00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:06,615 Bye. 406 00:25:17,763 --> 00:25:20,129 So, how was it last night? 407 00:25:20,165 --> 00:25:22,599 AKA, this morning? 408 00:25:22,634 --> 00:25:25,262 And don't leave out the hot details. 409 00:25:25,304 --> 00:25:27,966 Well, put it this way... 410 00:25:28,006 --> 00:25:31,134 she ate my cookies until the box was empty. 411 00:25:31,176 --> 00:25:33,144 Now that's what l'm talking about! 412 00:25:33,178 --> 00:25:35,408 l won't get with a chick if the sex ain't right! 413 00:25:35,447 --> 00:25:36,914 lt's all about the pussy! 414 00:25:36,949 --> 00:25:38,746 That's the real way to a woman's heart. 415 00:25:38,784 --> 00:25:41,048 True. l'm definitely gonna see her again. 416 00:25:41,086 --> 00:25:42,348 Well, hell yeah! 417 00:25:42,387 --> 00:25:46,050 You'd better see her... before someone else sees her. 418 00:25:46,658 --> 00:25:48,523 The Viking Killer. 419 00:25:48,827 --> 00:25:51,796 Very useful if you're trying to stretch him out. 420 00:25:53,799 --> 00:25:55,232 Does she know you're a domme? 421 00:25:55,267 --> 00:25:55,926 Nah. 422 00:25:55,968 --> 00:25:57,993 That shouldn't be a problem. She seems mad chill. 423 00:25:58,036 --> 00:25:59,196 l don't know, babe, 424 00:25:59,238 --> 00:26:01,604 usually it's only a matter of time... 425 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,006 unless you find someone who thinks it's normal. 426 00:26:04,943 --> 00:26:06,934 Who would think this is normal? 427 00:26:06,979 --> 00:26:08,742 l do. 428 00:26:10,215 --> 00:26:12,308 Yeah, but eventually l wanna have 429 00:26:12,351 --> 00:26:15,184 a serious and normal relationship. 430 00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:16,881 With a girl, of course. 431 00:26:16,922 --> 00:26:19,482 You just need someone that's open-minded. 432 00:26:19,524 --> 00:26:21,583 Or a domme who understands. 433 00:26:22,794 --> 00:26:26,230 We are doing exactly what we want to be doing. 434 00:26:26,265 --> 00:26:28,028 How many people can say that? 435 00:26:28,066 --> 00:26:30,000 That's true, but... 436 00:26:30,035 --> 00:26:31,730 l don't think l'm gonna be doin' this 437 00:26:31,770 --> 00:26:33,169 for too much longer. 438 00:26:33,205 --> 00:26:35,173 l want to go back to nursing school, 439 00:26:35,207 --> 00:26:38,176 and l wanna have a wifey and a kid. 440 00:26:39,211 --> 00:26:40,769 Really? 441 00:26:40,812 --> 00:26:43,337 l could see that. You'd be a cute mommy. 442 00:26:43,382 --> 00:26:44,747 Yeah. 443 00:26:45,751 --> 00:26:49,482 But for now just remember, we're alternative therapists. 444 00:26:49,521 --> 00:26:52,979 And this is our contribution to society, right? 445 00:26:58,597 --> 00:26:59,256 [knock on door] 446 00:26:59,298 --> 00:27:00,560 lt's open! 447 00:27:01,133 --> 00:27:03,829 Hey, hey, hey! What's up, girl? 448 00:27:03,869 --> 00:27:04,836 Hi. 449 00:27:07,372 --> 00:27:08,839 Got some presents for you. 450 00:27:12,778 --> 00:27:15,338 - All right. - No. l want that one. 451 00:27:15,380 --> 00:27:16,472 OK. 452 00:27:19,584 --> 00:27:21,677 - You wanna stay? - Hell, yeah. 453 00:27:24,089 --> 00:27:25,681 What's up with that little dime piece 454 00:27:25,724 --> 00:27:27,214 you broke out with the other night? 455 00:27:27,259 --> 00:27:28,283 You in love yet? 456 00:27:28,327 --> 00:27:29,351 Shut the fuck up. 457 00:27:29,394 --> 00:27:31,191 You know how you lez out at lighting speed. 458 00:27:32,197 --> 00:27:34,028 What's up with your script? 459 00:27:34,066 --> 00:27:35,897 Well, y'all inspire me, 460 00:27:35,934 --> 00:27:38,334 so l been writin' down some new ideas. 461 00:27:38,370 --> 00:27:39,496 What's it about? 462 00:27:39,538 --> 00:27:42,598 lt's kind of a 'slice of life' thing... 463 00:27:42,641 --> 00:27:46,077 about being happy and an individual. 464 00:27:46,111 --> 00:27:47,635 ls that it? 465 00:27:47,679 --> 00:27:49,806 - Yeah. - Cool. 466 00:27:52,818 --> 00:27:54,786 l just been fuckin' around with some dialogue. 467 00:28:06,131 --> 00:28:07,393 What, what? 468 00:28:07,432 --> 00:28:08,660 That's pretty funny. 469 00:28:09,634 --> 00:28:11,966 But a woman wouldn't say it like that. 470 00:28:12,004 --> 00:28:13,403 That sounds like a dude. 471 00:28:15,540 --> 00:28:16,529 Do you mind? 472 00:28:16,575 --> 00:28:17,735 No, go ahead. 473 00:28:32,491 --> 00:28:33,753 That's tight. 474 00:28:40,799 --> 00:28:42,858 How about we change this whole scene? 475 00:28:42,901 --> 00:28:44,095 Yeah, l was thinkin' 476 00:28:44,136 --> 00:28:45,569 we should have her shit on him. 477 00:28:45,604 --> 00:28:47,128 They're not ready for that! 478 00:28:47,172 --> 00:28:48,298 No, it would be cool, 479 00:28:48,340 --> 00:28:50,240 'cuz l ain't never seen that in a movie before. 480 00:28:50,275 --> 00:28:52,971 Yeah, there's a reason; nobody wants to see that shit. 481 00:28:53,011 --> 00:28:54,308 l do. 482 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,178 - No hot lunches! - All right. 483 00:28:58,050 --> 00:28:59,074 Wee! 484 00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:03,447 Damn, girl, you crazy. 485 00:29:04,556 --> 00:29:06,114 [phone ringing] 486 00:29:08,026 --> 00:29:09,857 - Hey, sexy. - Hey, sexy. 487 00:29:09,895 --> 00:29:12,056 - l'll meet you by the tree... - l'll meet you by the tree. 488 00:29:12,097 --> 00:29:13,291 By the tree... 489 00:29:15,534 --> 00:29:16,728 You ready? 490 00:29:18,270 --> 00:29:19,897 - She's cute. - ls she? 491 00:29:26,478 --> 00:29:27,638 She's right there. 492 00:29:27,679 --> 00:29:29,374 Oh, shit, she is fly. 493 00:29:30,382 --> 00:29:31,747 What's up, mama? 494 00:29:33,018 --> 00:29:35,179 Jasmine, this is my boy, Noah. 495 00:29:35,220 --> 00:29:36,448 What's up, Jazzy-Jazz? 496 00:29:36,488 --> 00:29:37,477 lt's good. 497 00:29:37,522 --> 00:29:39,149 l heard a lot about you, girl. 498 00:29:40,492 --> 00:29:42,460 All good shit though, it's all good. 499 00:29:43,595 --> 00:29:45,563 All right, Noah. l'll see you later. 500 00:29:46,531 --> 00:29:47,828 Nice meetin' you. 501 00:29:47,866 --> 00:29:49,299 l'm gonna go play some handball. 502 00:29:49,334 --> 00:29:50,323 And l'll check you later. 503 00:29:50,368 --> 00:29:52,427 - Awesome. Bye. - Take care. 504 00:30:01,213 --> 00:30:03,943 [giggling, chatting] 505 00:30:08,587 --> 00:30:11,715 - Yo, Nat! - Hey! 506 00:30:11,756 --> 00:30:13,348 What's good, ma? 507 00:30:13,692 --> 00:30:15,592 Been chillin' How you doin'? 508 00:30:15,627 --> 00:30:17,322 l'm good, l'm good. 509 00:30:17,362 --> 00:30:19,728 l haven't seen you in mad long. Where you been? 510 00:30:19,764 --> 00:30:20,822 l'm around. 511 00:30:20,866 --> 00:30:22,731 Just been busy, workin' on some stuff. 512 00:30:22,767 --> 00:30:25,429 A'ight, l'll see you. 513 00:30:25,470 --> 00:30:26,494 All right. 514 00:30:32,711 --> 00:30:34,542 You know... 515 00:30:34,579 --> 00:30:36,570 l've been thinkin' about you. 516 00:30:36,615 --> 00:30:38,048 Yeah? 517 00:30:38,083 --> 00:30:41,644 Don't get offended by me asking you this... 518 00:30:41,686 --> 00:30:43,415 but somethin' tells me, 519 00:30:43,455 --> 00:30:45,787 you probably a playa, right? 520 00:30:46,758 --> 00:30:49,124 l mean, you seein' mad girls? 521 00:30:49,161 --> 00:30:51,595 No, not at all. Why? 522 00:30:51,630 --> 00:30:52,892 Cuz... 523 00:30:53,698 --> 00:30:56,792 l'd like to get to know you a little better. 524 00:30:56,835 --> 00:30:58,632 Really? 525 00:30:58,670 --> 00:31:00,103 That'd be nice. 526 00:31:04,142 --> 00:31:06,235 All right... 527 00:31:06,278 --> 00:31:08,143 l need to get this out in the open. 528 00:31:10,715 --> 00:31:12,876 l work in the sex industry. 529 00:31:12,918 --> 00:31:14,943 Yeah, like a stripper? 530 00:31:15,287 --> 00:31:16,345 No. 531 00:31:16,388 --> 00:31:18,481 Slingin' drinks? 532 00:31:18,523 --> 00:31:20,184 Don't tell me you're a call girl. 533 00:31:20,225 --> 00:31:21,021 No way. 534 00:31:25,030 --> 00:31:26,520 l'm a domme. 535 00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:30,029 Like...a dominatrix? 536 00:31:30,669 --> 00:31:33,866 Yeah, like a dominatrix. 537 00:31:35,273 --> 00:31:36,399 Wow. 538 00:31:36,441 --> 00:31:38,432 l mean, you don't seem like the type. 539 00:31:38,476 --> 00:31:39,340 What type is that? 540 00:31:39,377 --> 00:31:40,344 l don't know. 541 00:31:40,378 --> 00:31:41,845 l just imagined old German women 542 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,007 with big tattoos and piercings. 543 00:31:46,718 --> 00:31:49,619 OK... Well, you gonna tie me up, 544 00:31:49,654 --> 00:31:51,679 spank me, and call me Shirley? 545 00:32:14,846 --> 00:32:16,905 Where do you find these fucking actors - 546 00:32:16,948 --> 00:32:18,313 in the mental home? 547 00:32:18,350 --> 00:32:19,942 Jesus Christ! 548 00:32:19,985 --> 00:32:22,283 You call yourself a casting director? 549 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:24,515 l need these people in a week! 550 00:32:25,290 --> 00:32:26,689 [knock on door] 551 00:32:26,725 --> 00:32:27,589 Excuse me. 552 00:32:28,260 --> 00:32:30,785 Our delivery from Confidential Commodities is here. 553 00:32:30,829 --> 00:32:32,296 l'll call you right back. 554 00:32:32,330 --> 00:32:33,297 Come on in. 555 00:32:34,466 --> 00:32:36,331 - Hey! - What up, my brotha? 556 00:32:36,368 --> 00:32:38,131 You got that good shit, pretty boy? 557 00:32:38,169 --> 00:32:39,864 How you feelin', Mikey? 558 00:32:39,904 --> 00:32:42,304 ln about 30 minutes l'm going to be feeling irie. 559 00:32:42,340 --> 00:32:44,604 By the way... it's Michael. 560 00:32:45,710 --> 00:32:47,041 Watcha' got, bro? 561 00:32:47,078 --> 00:32:48,909 l got some good shit in from Cali. 562 00:32:48,947 --> 00:32:51,848 That right there is your Sweet Berry, 563 00:32:51,883 --> 00:32:53,783 We got the Sour Diesel... 564 00:32:53,818 --> 00:32:55,718 We got the Af-Gooey. 565 00:32:55,754 --> 00:32:58,052 And that right there is my top seller... 566 00:32:58,089 --> 00:33:00,421 Purple Sour O.G Kush! 567 00:33:00,458 --> 00:33:01,356 Hey! 568 00:33:01,393 --> 00:33:03,327 What did l tell you about knocking? 569 00:33:03,361 --> 00:33:04,350 Sorry. 570 00:33:04,396 --> 00:33:06,864 Can l...um, have some? 571 00:33:07,966 --> 00:33:10,594 Only because you look so delicious. 572 00:33:10,635 --> 00:33:12,193 Try the Purple Sour O.G Kush. 573 00:33:12,237 --> 00:33:14,467 lt'll ease whatever pain that ails you, or-- 574 00:33:14,506 --> 00:33:16,167 Or my money back? 575 00:33:17,142 --> 00:33:18,632 How about dinner? 576 00:33:18,677 --> 00:33:20,304 l'll let you know. 577 00:33:23,014 --> 00:33:24,538 Sick body, right? 578 00:33:24,582 --> 00:33:26,311 You should see her naked! 579 00:33:26,351 --> 00:33:28,114 You wouldn't know what to do with that, bro. 580 00:33:28,153 --> 00:33:29,279 You 'da man! 581 00:33:29,321 --> 00:33:30,219 Yeah? 582 00:33:30,255 --> 00:33:32,120 Do l get the same guarantee? 583 00:33:32,157 --> 00:33:33,886 l play for the home team... 584 00:33:33,925 --> 00:33:35,756 You know my shit is always guaranteed. 585 00:33:35,794 --> 00:33:37,659 Whatever. Just get the fuck out of here. 586 00:33:37,696 --> 00:33:39,493 Some of us have some real work to do. 587 00:33:39,531 --> 00:33:42,466 All right... Look, Mike... 588 00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:43,296 Forgive me... 589 00:33:43,335 --> 00:33:45,064 l know you must get this all the time, 590 00:33:45,103 --> 00:33:47,799 but l got this great idea for a script. 591 00:33:47,839 --> 00:33:50,000 Oh, great. Another script. Just what l need. 592 00:33:50,041 --> 00:33:51,906 lt's in the beginning stages, but l was hopin' 593 00:33:51,943 --> 00:33:53,501 you'd take look at it when l'm finished. 594 00:33:53,545 --> 00:33:54,842 Finish? 595 00:33:54,879 --> 00:33:58,110 lf you ever finish, it'll get thrown onto a pile 596 00:33:58,149 --> 00:34:00,617 with a million other scripts after a million re-writes 597 00:34:00,652 --> 00:34:03,246 and then some sweet-ass little intern will read it 598 00:34:03,288 --> 00:34:05,916 and steal your fucking idea! 599 00:34:05,957 --> 00:34:07,925 Look, Nomar-- 600 00:34:07,959 --> 00:34:09,324 Noah. 601 00:34:09,361 --> 00:34:10,851 l know. 602 00:34:10,895 --> 00:34:12,829 You're always on time and your weed's pretty good, 603 00:34:12,864 --> 00:34:14,058 so stick to your day job 604 00:34:14,099 --> 00:34:15,930 and leave the movie making to us professionals! 605 00:34:15,967 --> 00:34:17,264 OK, Spike Lee? 606 00:34:18,737 --> 00:34:20,136 OK. 607 00:34:20,171 --> 00:34:22,435 Success and nothin' less, my man. 608 00:34:22,474 --> 00:34:23,600 Yeah, whatever. 609 00:34:27,112 --> 00:34:28,943 Close the fucking door! 610 00:34:28,980 --> 00:34:30,607 Were you born in a tent? 611 00:34:33,151 --> 00:34:34,880 Close the door! 612 00:34:40,692 --> 00:34:42,592 And then it got stuck. 613 00:34:42,627 --> 00:34:44,060 Stuck? 614 00:34:44,095 --> 00:34:45,494 Up his ass. 615 00:34:46,865 --> 00:34:48,560 l hate stickys. 616 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,160 He was jumping up and down and everything, 617 00:34:51,202 --> 00:34:53,363 but his ass just swallowed it whole. 618 00:34:53,405 --> 00:34:55,032 Did you try the forceps? 619 00:34:55,073 --> 00:34:57,837 Of course. lt was in way too deep. 620 00:34:57,876 --> 00:35:00,470 Birthing position? Squatting position? 621 00:35:00,512 --> 00:35:02,844 - Hospital? - Had to. 622 00:35:02,881 --> 00:35:04,246 St. Vincent's or Roosevelt? 623 00:35:04,282 --> 00:35:05,510 St. Vincent's... 624 00:35:05,550 --> 00:35:08,075 They have a lot of experience with this type of thing. 625 00:35:08,119 --> 00:35:10,019 OK, this is disgusting. 626 00:35:10,054 --> 00:35:11,954 Honey, they love it. 627 00:35:11,990 --> 00:35:14,151 Damn, these dudes will have you do anything they want. 628 00:35:14,192 --> 00:35:15,523 You got it twisted. 629 00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:17,653 Even if they come in for something specific, 630 00:35:17,695 --> 00:35:19,162 l just figure out their weakness 631 00:35:19,197 --> 00:35:21,097 and get them to do whatever l want. 632 00:35:21,132 --> 00:35:22,497 So let me get this straight. 633 00:35:22,534 --> 00:35:24,092 They tell you what they want, 634 00:35:24,135 --> 00:35:25,659 but then you don't do it? 635 00:35:25,703 --> 00:35:28,137 Well, every Mistress has her methods. 636 00:35:28,173 --> 00:35:29,800 l like to expand their horizons. 637 00:35:29,841 --> 00:35:31,103 You're doin' a whole lot more 638 00:35:31,142 --> 00:35:32,609 than expanding their horizons. 639 00:35:32,644 --> 00:35:34,236 They love this shit. 640 00:35:34,279 --> 00:35:36,474 lt sounds like you all love it. 641 00:35:36,514 --> 00:35:37,879 They love it! 642 00:35:37,916 --> 00:35:40,544 l just think we're all goddesses and men should be serving us. 643 00:35:40,585 --> 00:35:42,849 - Amen. - Yeah! 644 00:35:42,887 --> 00:35:44,115 Yeah! 645 00:35:57,969 --> 00:35:59,493 OK, great. 646 00:35:59,537 --> 00:36:01,004 l'll see you tomorrow. 647 00:36:01,039 --> 00:36:02,336 Thanks so much. 648 00:36:05,009 --> 00:36:06,601 What's up, mama? 649 00:36:06,644 --> 00:36:07,906 l just got an interview 650 00:36:07,946 --> 00:36:10,107 to possibly intern on a feature film tomorrow. 651 00:36:10,849 --> 00:36:12,339 Ooh! 652 00:36:12,383 --> 00:36:15,045 Oh, my God. l'm so happy for you. 653 00:36:15,687 --> 00:36:16,984 Good luck. 654 00:36:17,388 --> 00:36:18,753 Thanks. 655 00:36:18,790 --> 00:36:21,156 lf l get it, we'll have to celebrate this weekend. 656 00:36:22,861 --> 00:36:26,228 Well, l just hope you put some money aside, 657 00:36:26,264 --> 00:36:27,856 'cuz, you know... 658 00:36:27,899 --> 00:36:29,764 being a domme spoils you. 659 00:36:29,801 --> 00:36:31,530 l mean... 660 00:36:31,569 --> 00:36:33,127 You are gonna make in a week 661 00:36:33,171 --> 00:36:35,969 what you can make in an hour doing this. 662 00:36:36,007 --> 00:36:39,101 That's why eventually, everyone comes back. 663 00:36:39,143 --> 00:36:42,374 Yeah, l know, but... l gotta try. 664 00:36:42,413 --> 00:36:45,678 And you are trying! That's awesome. 665 00:36:45,717 --> 00:36:49,084 But when you do come back, 666 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:54,854 l'll be here to welcome you and tell you it's OK. 667 00:36:54,893 --> 00:36:57,191 l never said l was quitting... 668 00:36:57,228 --> 00:36:58,525 Just takin' a break. 669 00:37:00,031 --> 00:37:03,467 He said he wants to be mummified! 670 00:37:03,501 --> 00:37:05,298 What should l do?! 671 00:37:05,336 --> 00:37:07,031 Wrap him up in Saran Wrap. 672 00:37:07,071 --> 00:37:09,164 Waist up first, then the bottom half. 673 00:37:09,207 --> 00:37:11,072 Just remember to cut air holes for the head. 674 00:37:11,109 --> 00:37:12,235 Tape 'em up. 675 00:37:12,277 --> 00:37:15,906 Oh...OK. Thanks. 676 00:37:20,852 --> 00:37:22,342 Wow... 677 00:37:22,387 --> 00:37:24,753 You look amazing, you little shit. 678 00:37:24,789 --> 00:37:26,381 Thanks. 679 00:37:26,424 --> 00:37:28,016 lt doesn't even look like me. 680 00:37:28,059 --> 00:37:29,754 No, it doesn't! 681 00:37:29,794 --> 00:37:31,159 What are you wearing? 682 00:37:31,195 --> 00:37:32,924 Fetish gear. 683 00:37:32,964 --> 00:37:35,455 Oh, my God. 684 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,263 Has Mommy seen this yet? 685 00:37:37,302 --> 00:37:39,270 Yeah. She wants a copy. 686 00:37:43,374 --> 00:37:45,365 So who's this new girl you're in love with? 687 00:37:45,410 --> 00:37:47,901 - What new girl? - Oh, c'mon. 688 00:37:47,946 --> 00:37:49,971 Her name is Jasmine. 689 00:37:50,014 --> 00:37:52,676 She's wonderful. l met her at Juicy's. 690 00:37:52,717 --> 00:37:54,685 Does she know what you do? 691 00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:56,914 Yeah. She doesn't care. 692 00:37:58,356 --> 00:37:59,983 Really? 693 00:38:01,826 --> 00:38:03,487 That's great. 694 00:38:17,976 --> 00:38:19,341 Hey! 695 00:38:19,978 --> 00:38:21,570 l got hung up at work. 696 00:38:21,813 --> 00:38:22,905 OK. 697 00:38:24,916 --> 00:38:26,213 Are you OK? 698 00:38:26,250 --> 00:38:27,274 Yeah. 699 00:38:27,986 --> 00:38:29,078 You sure? 700 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:30,018 Yeah. 701 00:38:31,155 --> 00:38:32,486 What's up? 702 00:38:32,523 --> 00:38:33,512 Nothin. 703 00:38:37,562 --> 00:38:38,927 A'ight. 704 00:38:38,963 --> 00:38:40,828 You know l'm feelin' you, right? 705 00:38:40,865 --> 00:38:42,389 Yeah. 706 00:38:42,433 --> 00:38:45,266 When l met you l didn't think l'd care, 707 00:38:45,303 --> 00:38:46,998 but the more l'm feelin' you 708 00:38:47,038 --> 00:38:49,233 the more it's starting to bother me. 709 00:38:49,273 --> 00:38:51,002 l don't know how long l can deal with 710 00:38:51,042 --> 00:38:53,101 this stuff that you do. 711 00:38:53,144 --> 00:38:55,203 lt's fuckin' with my head. 712 00:38:55,246 --> 00:38:56,611 Really? 713 00:38:56,648 --> 00:38:58,047 Yeah. 714 00:38:58,716 --> 00:39:00,547 Do you like it? 715 00:39:00,585 --> 00:39:04,043 l mean, do you get off on it or is just your job? 716 00:39:04,088 --> 00:39:06,022 To be honest... 717 00:39:06,057 --> 00:39:08,491 it's a little of all three. 718 00:39:08,526 --> 00:39:11,017 Look, it's what l do. 719 00:39:12,430 --> 00:39:15,092 lt's what l chose to do way before l met you. 720 00:39:15,133 --> 00:39:15,997 l know. 721 00:39:16,034 --> 00:39:17,331 l'm just tryin' to be honest with you 722 00:39:17,368 --> 00:39:18,960 and tell you how l feel. 723 00:39:19,003 --> 00:39:22,461 And l want you to be honest, but don't judge me. 724 00:39:22,507 --> 00:39:24,202 No. no. l'm not. 725 00:39:24,242 --> 00:39:26,335 l think you're really creative and smart. 726 00:39:26,377 --> 00:39:28,242 l feel like there's so much more to you 727 00:39:28,279 --> 00:39:30,372 than just beating men's asses... 728 00:39:30,415 --> 00:39:32,940 Even though most men need their asses beat. 729 00:39:32,984 --> 00:39:35,077 But you know what l'm sayin'. 730 00:39:36,721 --> 00:39:39,121 Look, Noah's hooking me up on a job 731 00:39:39,157 --> 00:39:42,285 one of his customers is directing. 732 00:39:42,326 --> 00:39:43,884 Are you serious? 733 00:39:43,928 --> 00:39:46,226 Why didn't you tell me? That's what l'm talkin' about. 734 00:39:46,264 --> 00:39:48,323 lt's just as an intern. l'm not even hired yet. 735 00:39:48,366 --> 00:39:50,197 No, but you're on your way! 736 00:39:50,234 --> 00:39:51,394 Yes! 737 00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:57,901 [machine beeps] Natalie... 738 00:39:57,942 --> 00:40:01,776 He said he called you but you're not calling him back. 739 00:40:01,813 --> 00:40:03,280 What's going on? 740 00:40:03,314 --> 00:40:06,579 l wanna live long enough to be a great-grandmother. 741 00:40:06,617 --> 00:40:08,517 Why aren't you calling him back? 742 00:40:08,553 --> 00:40:09,747 What's good, baby girl? 743 00:40:09,787 --> 00:40:11,084 Noah! 744 00:40:11,122 --> 00:40:13,090 Thank you so much for hooking that up. 745 00:40:13,124 --> 00:40:14,648 - All right. - l hope l get it. 746 00:40:14,692 --> 00:40:16,990 We'll see if you thank me after you meet him. 747 00:40:17,028 --> 00:40:18,495 He's a real dickhead. 748 00:40:18,529 --> 00:40:20,190 Whatever, l'm sure l can handle him. 749 00:40:20,231 --> 00:40:21,323 All right. 750 00:40:21,365 --> 00:40:22,832 How bad can he be? 751 00:40:26,037 --> 00:40:27,902 You got somethin' new? 752 00:40:27,939 --> 00:40:28,963 Yeah. 753 00:40:29,006 --> 00:40:32,169 l was thinkin' that Natalie needs to be more vulnerable. 754 00:40:32,210 --> 00:40:33,177 You understand? 755 00:40:33,211 --> 00:40:35,202 Like, we have to have her learn something. 756 00:40:35,246 --> 00:40:37,111 Dude, we have to change her name. 757 00:40:37,148 --> 00:40:39,412 - Why? - Because that's what you do. 758 00:40:39,450 --> 00:40:41,748 You don't use your own name in a movie based on yourself. 759 00:40:41,786 --> 00:40:43,981 l wanna use my name. l'm proud of my shit. 760 00:40:44,021 --> 00:40:45,579 lt's unprofessional. 761 00:40:46,858 --> 00:40:48,018 Done. 762 00:40:49,594 --> 00:40:52,119 l can not wait till we get this shit in the can. 763 00:40:52,163 --> 00:40:53,687 l can stop sellin' weed, 764 00:40:53,731 --> 00:40:55,699 you could stop beatin' dudes up. 765 00:40:55,733 --> 00:40:56,927 l like beating dudes up. 766 00:40:56,968 --> 00:40:58,196 And l like selling weed. 767 00:40:58,236 --> 00:41:00,500 But l do see bigger and better things for us. 768 00:41:00,538 --> 00:41:02,836 Let me see if l can get this internship first. 769 00:41:02,874 --> 00:41:04,034 All right, cool. l like that. 770 00:41:04,075 --> 00:41:05,872 Baby steps... baby steps! 771 00:41:07,044 --> 00:41:08,011 You ready? 772 00:41:08,045 --> 00:41:09,672 Yeah, come on. Next scene. 773 00:41:13,751 --> 00:41:17,448 [alarm clock buzzing] 774 00:41:20,358 --> 00:41:22,326 Nobody should be up at this time. 775 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:25,227 lt's OK, baby. l'm gonna make you breakfast. 776 00:41:25,963 --> 00:41:27,430 You're so cute. 777 00:41:27,465 --> 00:41:30,298 We gotta get up and take a shower. 778 00:41:30,334 --> 00:41:32,632 l'll make you some coffee and some eggs. 779 00:41:42,146 --> 00:41:43,875 So, are you nervous? 780 00:41:43,915 --> 00:41:46,349 Nah, l'm fine, kind of excited. 781 00:41:47,251 --> 00:41:49,845 l really appreciate you tryin'. 782 00:41:49,887 --> 00:41:52,082 l didn't even do anything yet. 783 00:41:56,794 --> 00:41:58,421 All right, l am a little bit nervous. 784 00:41:58,462 --> 00:42:00,259 You wanna meet me at Meow Mix for a drink later? 785 00:42:00,298 --> 00:42:01,560 l think l'm gonna need it. 786 00:42:01,599 --> 00:42:03,726 Stop trippin. You'll be fine. 787 00:42:03,768 --> 00:42:05,429 And yes, l'll meet you. 788 00:42:05,469 --> 00:42:06,731 l gotta go. 789 00:42:06,771 --> 00:42:09,501 Try not to start directing on your first day. 790 00:42:09,540 --> 00:42:11,508 Direct? Fuck that! 791 00:42:11,542 --> 00:42:12,634 l wanna produce! 792 00:42:16,681 --> 00:42:18,444 - Bye. - Knock 'em dead! 793 00:42:30,161 --> 00:42:31,992 Hey... 794 00:42:32,029 --> 00:42:33,792 Uh, do you know where l can find Omar? 795 00:43:08,599 --> 00:43:11,659 [chain saw revving] 796 00:43:12,036 --> 00:43:14,163 No! No! 797 00:43:15,072 --> 00:43:16,300 Cut! 798 00:43:17,174 --> 00:43:19,267 Cut! Cut! Cut! 799 00:43:19,644 --> 00:43:20,941 Who the fuck tied her up? 800 00:43:20,978 --> 00:43:22,878 l did. Let me try again. Sorry. 801 00:43:22,914 --> 00:43:24,404 Jesus Christ! 802 00:43:28,486 --> 00:43:29,282 No, no, no! 803 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,083 Get outta here, you milk toast motherfucker! 804 00:43:31,122 --> 00:43:32,589 Jesus Christ! 805 00:43:32,623 --> 00:43:34,989 Doesn't anybody know how to tie a fucking knot? 806 00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,525 l could do it. 807 00:43:37,561 --> 00:43:38,528 Who the hell are you? 808 00:43:38,562 --> 00:43:39,961 l'm Natalie, a P.A. 809 00:43:39,997 --> 00:43:41,624 l've been bringing you coffee all day. 810 00:43:41,666 --> 00:43:43,031 Really? 811 00:43:43,067 --> 00:43:44,591 Well, sure, give it a shot. 812 00:44:11,195 --> 00:44:12,992 So what do you guys think? 813 00:44:13,030 --> 00:44:15,590 l am very impressed. 814 00:44:15,633 --> 00:44:18,329 And maybe you've got some other skills that we could explore. 815 00:44:19,837 --> 00:44:21,304 Just glad to help. 816 00:44:22,606 --> 00:44:24,073 Hmm, chill. 817 00:44:24,108 --> 00:44:25,507 She's got ambition. l like it. 818 00:44:25,543 --> 00:44:26,475 What do you think? 819 00:44:26,510 --> 00:44:28,341 Tasty cakes for sure. 820 00:44:28,379 --> 00:44:30,711 l will be fucking her. 821 00:44:31,916 --> 00:44:33,781 What the fuck? Let's shoot! Come on! 822 00:44:33,818 --> 00:44:35,149 All right, everyone, back to 1 ! 823 00:44:35,186 --> 00:44:36,983 Let's lock it up and let's roll this puppy! 824 00:44:37,621 --> 00:44:39,316 [chain saw revs] 825 00:44:40,791 --> 00:44:42,782 OK, if we could drop this one and this one, 826 00:44:42,827 --> 00:44:44,294 we might make it before lunch. 827 00:44:44,328 --> 00:44:45,056 OK, let's do it. 828 00:44:45,096 --> 00:44:46,154 Um, Natalie! 829 00:44:47,398 --> 00:44:48,456 Hey! What's up? 830 00:44:48,499 --> 00:44:50,899 l just wanted to thank you for what you did before. 831 00:44:50,935 --> 00:44:52,232 lt made a huge difference. 832 00:44:52,269 --> 00:44:53,293 Oh, no problem at all. 833 00:44:53,337 --> 00:44:55,464 l don't think we've been officially introduced. 834 00:44:55,506 --> 00:44:56,666 l'm Michael. 835 00:44:56,707 --> 00:44:58,800 lt's a pleasure to actually work with someone 836 00:44:58,843 --> 00:45:00,140 who makes my job easier. 837 00:45:00,177 --> 00:45:02,543 Most of these assholes don't know what they're doing. 838 00:45:02,580 --> 00:45:03,308 Thanks. 839 00:45:03,347 --> 00:45:05,474 lt's just fascinating watching a movie come together. 840 00:45:05,516 --> 00:45:07,507 What part of the business are you interested in? 841 00:45:07,551 --> 00:45:09,849 Writing, directing, producing - all of it! 842 00:45:10,755 --> 00:45:12,017 Should have known. 843 00:45:12,056 --> 00:45:13,318 Well, stick close to the camera. 844 00:45:13,357 --> 00:45:14,654 Maybe l can teach you a thing or two. 845 00:45:14,692 --> 00:45:16,125 OK, l will. 846 00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:17,422 See you tomorrow? 847 00:45:17,461 --> 00:45:19,622 Sure. Bright and early. 848 00:45:19,663 --> 00:45:20,687 Bye. 849 00:45:22,867 --> 00:45:25,392 You know she's total Lesbianese? 850 00:45:28,372 --> 00:45:30,738 So nice to lay in bed with you. 851 00:45:31,976 --> 00:45:34,911 At least you don't have to wake up at the crack of dawn. 852 00:45:34,945 --> 00:45:38,278 Yeah, now l'm gonna be getting in at the crack of dawn. 853 00:45:38,315 --> 00:45:40,078 We're shootin' nights this week. 854 00:45:40,117 --> 00:45:41,141 Damn... 855 00:45:41,185 --> 00:45:42,652 Let me take you to breakfast. 856 00:45:42,686 --> 00:45:45,655 Then we can chill in the park for a few before you go to work? 857 00:45:48,025 --> 00:45:49,424 l have an appointment. 858 00:45:50,528 --> 00:45:51,995 What kind of appointment? 859 00:45:52,029 --> 00:45:53,394 With a client. 860 00:45:53,431 --> 00:45:55,399 l thought you stopped doin' all that. 861 00:45:55,966 --> 00:45:59,766 Yeah, for the most part, but l kept a few regulars. 862 00:45:59,804 --> 00:46:01,032 Why? 863 00:46:01,906 --> 00:46:04,204 You know l'm interning and l'm not getting paid. 864 00:46:04,241 --> 00:46:05,765 This isn't about the money. 865 00:46:07,511 --> 00:46:09,706 Look, l told you before it's not all about the money. 866 00:46:09,747 --> 00:46:11,009 l'm gonna stop when l'm ready. 867 00:46:11,048 --> 00:46:12,982 By the time you're ready l may not be here. 868 00:46:13,017 --> 00:46:14,075 And you know what? 869 00:46:14,118 --> 00:46:16,109 l hate the fact that some random guy's jerkin' off 870 00:46:16,153 --> 00:46:19,179 to your fucking picture and it doesn't even bother you! 871 00:46:19,223 --> 00:46:21,851 lt's just a picture. Why does it bother you? 872 00:46:21,892 --> 00:46:23,689 l'm your fuckin' girl, that's why. 873 00:46:47,384 --> 00:46:50,046 Ashley! You can't be here! 874 00:46:50,087 --> 00:46:52,578 Really? Why? l just wanted to come visit you. 875 00:46:52,623 --> 00:46:54,454 This is not part of our arrangement. 876 00:46:54,492 --> 00:46:56,824 l've been shopping all day. l wanna show you what l bought. 877 00:46:56,861 --> 00:46:58,829 Ashley, l have to get back to work! 878 00:46:59,864 --> 00:47:01,092 No, Jim. 879 00:47:01,132 --> 00:47:02,292 Walk with me. 880 00:47:07,238 --> 00:47:09,536 l gave you my credit card. What more do you want? 881 00:47:09,573 --> 00:47:11,040 That's only part of it. 882 00:47:11,075 --> 00:47:12,406 l want to know what you think of what l bought 883 00:47:12,443 --> 00:47:13,876 with your hard-earned money. 884 00:47:13,911 --> 00:47:15,469 But Ashley, l have a board meeting. 885 00:47:15,513 --> 00:47:16,605 Then you better get started. 886 00:47:16,647 --> 00:47:17,841 Ashley, please don't do this to me. 887 00:47:17,882 --> 00:47:19,850 This is not cool. l really gotta go. 888 00:47:19,884 --> 00:47:21,146 Perhaps we should play the video of 889 00:47:21,185 --> 00:47:23,449 your extra-curricular activities at your board meeting. 890 00:47:25,422 --> 00:47:26,548 Hey, Jim. 891 00:47:42,106 --> 00:47:43,596 Down on one knee. 892 00:47:45,142 --> 00:47:46,439 Down here. 893 00:47:51,015 --> 00:47:52,539 Try those first. 894 00:47:57,121 --> 00:47:59,089 What are you waiting for, Jim? Put them on. 895 00:48:08,566 --> 00:48:10,693 Let's go, Jim. l don't have all day. 896 00:48:16,807 --> 00:48:20,208 Ooooh, l like these! 897 00:48:20,244 --> 00:48:21,768 What do you think, Jim? 898 00:48:23,847 --> 00:48:25,041 They're beautiful. 899 00:48:25,783 --> 00:48:26,841 You know... 900 00:48:26,884 --> 00:48:28,545 l think l need a woman's opinion. 901 00:48:29,820 --> 00:48:31,253 Excuse me. 902 00:48:31,288 --> 00:48:33,051 Do you mind if l ask... 903 00:48:33,090 --> 00:48:34,990 What do you think of these shoes? 904 00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:38,125 l like 'em. l think they're hot. 905 00:48:38,162 --> 00:48:40,357 l like 'em too. l just love shoes. 906 00:48:40,397 --> 00:48:42,194 They make me so happy. 907 00:48:42,233 --> 00:48:44,963 l guess you could say l have a little shoe fetish. 908 00:48:46,437 --> 00:48:47,870 Right, Jim? 909 00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:51,267 Now take out that next box. 910 00:48:53,510 --> 00:48:55,876 Not that one. The other one. 911 00:48:57,414 --> 00:48:58,574 Forget that for now. 912 00:48:58,616 --> 00:48:59,810 l've been shopping all day 913 00:48:59,850 --> 00:49:01,681 and l could really use a foot massage. 914 00:49:03,287 --> 00:49:04,948 Why are you doing this to me? 915 00:49:06,290 --> 00:49:07,985 Because... 916 00:49:08,025 --> 00:49:09,583 lt's fun. 917 00:49:10,928 --> 00:49:12,088 Now get to work. 918 00:49:27,845 --> 00:49:29,472 l put something extra in it. 919 00:49:30,014 --> 00:49:31,276 Thank you. 920 00:49:31,315 --> 00:49:33,442 That was better than l expected. 921 00:49:33,484 --> 00:49:36,180 l'm glad you enjoyed it. lt was fun for me, too. 922 00:49:36,220 --> 00:49:37,847 lt felt so real. 923 00:49:37,888 --> 00:49:39,355 You make it so real! 924 00:49:39,390 --> 00:49:41,085 Even my fantasies aren't this good. 925 00:49:41,125 --> 00:49:42,319 l love you! 926 00:49:44,094 --> 00:49:45,925 Are you in college? 927 00:49:45,963 --> 00:49:46,895 No. Why? 928 00:49:46,930 --> 00:49:48,056 What is that? 929 00:49:48,098 --> 00:49:49,292 lt's just a script. 930 00:49:49,333 --> 00:49:51,062 Oh, you're a writer? 931 00:49:51,101 --> 00:49:52,329 Yeah. lt's somethin' l'm working on. 932 00:49:52,369 --> 00:49:54,394 - l'd love to read it. - Oh, God, no. 933 00:49:54,438 --> 00:49:55,837 Besides, l'm not finished yet. 934 00:49:55,873 --> 00:49:56,771 Come on.. 935 00:49:56,807 --> 00:49:58,274 l'd give you my honest opinion. 936 00:50:00,244 --> 00:50:01,370 OK. 937 00:50:01,412 --> 00:50:02,470 l'll send it to you. 938 00:50:03,380 --> 00:50:04,278 Thanks. 939 00:50:04,982 --> 00:50:05,949 Enjoy. 940 00:50:07,451 --> 00:50:08,509 Taxi! 941 00:50:23,567 --> 00:50:25,194 Are you ready to be my slave? 942 00:50:27,237 --> 00:50:29,398 lt's your turn now, Jasmine. 943 00:50:31,408 --> 00:50:33,399 lt's only a a matter of time. 944 00:50:33,444 --> 00:50:36,845 Eventually... everyone becomes my slave. 945 00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:38,905 [evil laughter] 946 00:50:57,634 --> 00:50:59,261 Fuck! 947 00:50:59,303 --> 00:51:01,328 l'm goin' fuckin' crazy. 948 00:51:23,127 --> 00:51:24,321 [knock at door] 949 00:51:24,361 --> 00:51:25,623 Nobody's home! 950 00:51:26,330 --> 00:51:27,490 Hi! 951 00:51:27,531 --> 00:51:29,294 l just want to drop these off. 952 00:51:29,333 --> 00:51:30,493 Come in, come in. 953 00:51:35,205 --> 00:51:36,900 Sit down... 954 00:51:36,940 --> 00:51:37,964 Relax. 955 00:51:38,709 --> 00:51:40,506 They are taking forever to light this set, 956 00:51:40,544 --> 00:51:43,672 so we can talk about your career, 957 00:51:43,714 --> 00:51:46,706 your goals, your dreams... 958 00:51:46,750 --> 00:51:49,913 And what you're doin' to achieve them. 959 00:51:49,953 --> 00:51:52,478 Well, l want to make movies. 960 00:51:52,523 --> 00:51:54,150 l've been writing this script... 961 00:51:54,191 --> 00:51:56,216 and l want to produce films as well. 962 00:51:56,260 --> 00:51:57,818 Creative energy excites me. 963 00:51:59,363 --> 00:52:02,332 lt is exciting...sometimes. 964 00:52:02,366 --> 00:52:03,560 But if you wanna be a filmmaker 965 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:04,999 you just gotta go for it. 966 00:52:05,035 --> 00:52:07,367 Don't let anything or anyone stop you. 967 00:52:08,705 --> 00:52:10,673 And believe me... 968 00:52:10,707 --> 00:52:12,470 They will try and stop you! 969 00:52:12,509 --> 00:52:13,601 Yeah? 970 00:52:13,644 --> 00:52:16,545 But...l'm sure you've heard all this before. 971 00:52:16,580 --> 00:52:19,344 Well, yeah, but l asked you, right? 972 00:52:19,383 --> 00:52:21,078 l'm interested in what you're doing. 973 00:52:21,118 --> 00:52:24,019 You're...smart. 974 00:52:24,054 --> 00:52:26,352 So you're writing a screenplay? 975 00:52:26,390 --> 00:52:27,220 Yeah... 976 00:52:27,257 --> 00:52:29,191 Maybe when you get a minute, you could take a look, 977 00:52:29,226 --> 00:52:30,716 give us some notes? 978 00:52:30,761 --> 00:52:32,558 Sure, sure. 979 00:52:32,596 --> 00:52:34,257 What am l here for? 980 00:52:34,832 --> 00:52:37,494 When you're finished, drop off a copy for me. 981 00:52:40,871 --> 00:52:42,532 Well... 982 00:52:51,348 --> 00:52:53,475 l'm impressed. 983 00:52:53,517 --> 00:52:55,417 You're really on top of your shit. 984 00:52:57,054 --> 00:52:58,578 Well, l'm a fast learner. 985 00:52:58,622 --> 00:52:59,486 Trust me - 986 00:52:59,523 --> 00:53:01,286 When l put my mind to something... 987 00:53:01,325 --> 00:53:03,156 l usually get what l want. 988 00:53:03,193 --> 00:53:09,154 You know...l think that you will have no trouble 989 00:53:09,199 --> 00:53:11,997 working your way up in this business. 990 00:53:12,035 --> 00:53:15,198 ln fact, l might be able to help you. 991 00:53:16,406 --> 00:53:19,034 Maybe we can help each other, if you know what l mean. 992 00:53:21,245 --> 00:53:22,644 l think l do. 993 00:53:26,183 --> 00:53:28,083 ls that what you want, Michael? 994 00:53:30,020 --> 00:53:31,954 Actually, yes. That is what l want. 995 00:53:35,359 --> 00:53:38,260 Well, l gotta warn you. 996 00:53:38,295 --> 00:53:42,425 l'm a real...naughty girl. 997 00:53:45,068 --> 00:53:46,057 Yeah... 998 00:53:46,937 --> 00:53:48,837 l like naughty girls. 999 00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,432 l bet you do. 1000 00:53:53,777 --> 00:53:55,438 So... 1001 00:53:55,479 --> 00:53:57,640 Have you ever been tied up? 1002 00:53:57,681 --> 00:54:01,208 No, but l've tied a bunch of girls up. 1003 00:54:02,953 --> 00:54:05,888 l love being in control. lt makes me hot. 1004 00:54:05,923 --> 00:54:07,390 Yeah? 1005 00:54:07,424 --> 00:54:09,324 Whatever turns you on, sweetie. 1006 00:54:13,230 --> 00:54:17,496 This is getting me so fucking excited. 1007 00:54:17,534 --> 00:54:18,592 Yeah? 1008 00:54:18,635 --> 00:54:20,296 Are your panties getting wet? 1009 00:54:30,213 --> 00:54:31,475 Fuck! 1010 00:54:31,515 --> 00:54:33,449 You are good. 1011 00:54:35,319 --> 00:54:38,720 l really can't move here, sweetie. 1012 00:54:38,755 --> 00:54:40,222 Good. 1013 00:54:40,257 --> 00:54:43,749 l want you completely helpless. 1014 00:54:44,861 --> 00:54:46,419 l wanna fuck the shit out of you. 1015 00:54:46,463 --> 00:54:49,261 And l want you to shut the fuck up. 1016 00:54:50,901 --> 00:54:53,529 l have a special surprise for you. 1017 00:54:54,771 --> 00:54:57,205 l want you to feel as hot as l do. 1018 00:55:00,243 --> 00:55:02,211 Do you want to fuck me, Michael? 1019 00:55:02,245 --> 00:55:03,906 Uh huh... 1020 00:55:03,947 --> 00:55:05,141 You wish. 1021 00:55:06,149 --> 00:55:07,844 You see... 1022 00:55:07,884 --> 00:55:10,682 You've been a bad boy. 1023 00:55:10,721 --> 00:55:13,622 And bad boys have to be punished, Michael. 1024 00:55:14,424 --> 00:55:16,449 And l want you to know... 1025 00:55:18,629 --> 00:55:20,290 what you have coming to you. 1026 00:55:21,465 --> 00:55:23,365 First l'm gonna start with your balls, 1027 00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:26,892 and l'm gonna tie 'em up real tight. 1028 00:55:26,937 --> 00:55:28,871 And then l'm gonna whip your ass 1029 00:55:28,905 --> 00:55:31,169 until you're crying like a little bitch! 1030 00:55:32,442 --> 00:55:34,842 Then l'm gonna spit in your face, 1031 00:55:34,878 --> 00:55:37,972 and pee right in your mouth. 1032 00:55:39,182 --> 00:55:41,013 That's right, Michael. 1033 00:55:41,051 --> 00:55:42,746 l'm gonna make you drink me. 1034 00:55:43,987 --> 00:55:45,579 l'm gonna show you 1035 00:55:45,622 --> 00:55:50,286 what a real bad girl does to a bad boy! 1036 00:55:57,067 --> 00:55:59,194 l don't think you're ready for this. 1037 00:56:09,980 --> 00:56:11,607 Hey, Michael, Miley said-- 1038 00:56:12,816 --> 00:56:14,443 What the fuck are you doin'? 1039 00:56:18,121 --> 00:56:20,715 Can we get some scissors for him in here, please? 1040 00:56:24,761 --> 00:56:26,319 Fuck! 1041 00:56:27,364 --> 00:56:28,922 Tell that fuckin', crazy bitch 1042 00:56:28,965 --> 00:56:31,160 that she is never allowed on my set again! 1043 00:56:36,106 --> 00:56:38,540 Come on, sleepy head, Get up! 1044 00:56:38,575 --> 00:56:40,065 Stop. 1045 00:56:40,110 --> 00:56:42,704 l'm sleeping and l have a hangover. 1046 00:56:42,746 --> 00:56:43,508 See? 1047 00:56:43,547 --> 00:56:45,481 You were totally the designated drunk last night. 1048 00:56:45,515 --> 00:56:47,415 l told you to slow your ass down. 1049 00:56:47,451 --> 00:56:49,783 Wake up. You gotta get up for work. 1050 00:56:52,689 --> 00:56:54,486 l got downsized. 1051 00:56:54,524 --> 00:56:55,650 We can cuddle all day. 1052 00:56:56,593 --> 00:56:58,060 Downsized? 1053 00:56:58,095 --> 00:57:00,791 How does an intern get downsized? 1054 00:57:01,865 --> 00:57:02,957 What happened? 1055 00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,727 All right... 1056 00:57:05,769 --> 00:57:07,236 l got fired. 1057 00:57:07,270 --> 00:57:09,431 Fired? 1058 00:57:09,473 --> 00:57:11,498 For what? 1059 00:57:11,541 --> 00:57:13,031 What did you do? 1060 00:57:14,511 --> 00:57:15,876 What did l do? 1061 00:57:15,912 --> 00:57:18,073 Why do you immediately think it was my fault? 1062 00:57:24,421 --> 00:57:25,979 Look... lt's complicated, OK? 1063 00:57:26,022 --> 00:57:28,388 Me and the director, who is a complete fucking asshole, 1064 00:57:28,425 --> 00:57:29,915 had a big misunderstanding. 1065 00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:31,587 l'm not surprised... 1066 00:57:32,462 --> 00:57:34,362 You stomp around like you're the Queen of the City 1067 00:57:34,397 --> 00:57:37,025 and whatever you say goes and that's that! 1068 00:57:40,103 --> 00:57:41,627 ls that how you see me? 1069 00:57:41,671 --> 00:57:43,605 Yeah... 1070 00:57:43,640 --> 00:57:45,870 Well, sometimes. 1071 00:57:45,909 --> 00:57:47,536 lt's just your energy. 1072 00:57:49,079 --> 00:57:50,706 Jazzy, you're not makin' any sense. 1073 00:57:50,747 --> 00:57:54,649 l thought this was gonna work when you got that new job. 1074 00:57:56,486 --> 00:57:57,714 Obviously it's not. 1075 00:57:57,754 --> 00:58:00,279 You'll probably just go back and do that same shit again, right? 1076 00:58:00,323 --> 00:58:02,723 But l never stopped. 1077 00:58:02,759 --> 00:58:05,523 What l do has no reflection on how l feel about you. 1078 00:58:05,562 --> 00:58:07,860 l have to share you with all these perverts and freaks 1079 00:58:07,898 --> 00:58:10,128 looking at you, droolin' all over you. 1080 00:58:10,167 --> 00:58:13,000 lt's bad enough the shit we gotta go through day to day 1081 00:58:13,036 --> 00:58:16,096 as lesbians in this city, and you invite that shit. 1082 00:58:17,307 --> 00:58:19,935 You don't have to share me with anybody! 1083 00:58:21,044 --> 00:58:23,535 And the crazy thing is you like that shit! 1084 00:58:23,980 --> 00:58:26,540 l see how much you love it. 1085 00:58:26,583 --> 00:58:30,314 l see how much your eyes light up when you talk about it. 1086 00:58:30,353 --> 00:58:32,184 You try and find a girl who's gonna love you 1087 00:58:32,222 --> 00:58:34,087 and deal with this shit. 1088 00:58:34,124 --> 00:58:37,093 l'm sorry... lt's givin' me nightmares. 1089 00:58:38,695 --> 00:58:40,253 What do you want me to do? 1090 00:58:40,997 --> 00:58:43,158 lt doesn't even matter. 1091 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:45,634 lt's who you are... 1092 00:58:45,669 --> 00:58:47,637 lt's what you are. 1093 00:58:47,671 --> 00:58:50,731 Sorry, l'm scared of all this dominatrix shit. 1094 00:58:50,774 --> 00:58:52,401 l don't wanna get caught up in it. 1095 00:58:56,079 --> 00:58:58,047 l don't know what to say. 1096 00:59:20,237 --> 00:59:21,636 - Hey. - Hey. 1097 00:59:22,405 --> 00:59:23,770 Hey! 1098 00:59:24,674 --> 00:59:25,868 Hey what? 1099 00:59:25,909 --> 00:59:27,467 Are you all right? 1100 00:59:27,510 --> 00:59:29,068 Yeah, l'm fine. 1101 00:59:29,112 --> 00:59:30,670 OK... 1102 00:59:30,714 --> 00:59:31,942 Well, um... 1103 00:59:31,982 --> 00:59:33,142 l was on the subway 1104 00:59:33,183 --> 00:59:34,741 and there was this really hot guy-- 1105 00:59:34,784 --> 00:59:36,445 Jazz and l got into another fight. 1106 00:59:37,621 --> 00:59:38,781 l'm sorry. 1107 00:59:38,822 --> 00:59:40,483 What was that about the subway guy? 1108 00:59:40,523 --> 00:59:41,990 Oh, nothing. 1109 00:59:42,025 --> 00:59:43,219 Your girlfriend troubles 1110 00:59:43,260 --> 00:59:45,820 trump my almost getting picked up by a blue-eyed hottie. 1111 00:59:45,862 --> 00:59:48,092 lt just keeps happening. lt's crazy. 1112 00:59:48,131 --> 00:59:50,292 Well, are you doing anything different? 1113 00:59:50,333 --> 00:59:51,994 What do you mean? 1114 00:59:52,602 --> 00:59:56,971 Well, some people might think that the definition of crazy 1115 00:59:57,007 --> 00:59:59,339 is doing the same thing over and over again 1116 00:59:59,376 --> 01:00:01,344 and expecting different results. 1117 01:00:02,846 --> 01:00:03,972 What? 1118 01:00:04,447 --> 01:00:06,381 Didn't Mommy say that? 1119 01:00:06,416 --> 01:00:08,008 Oh, shit. 1120 01:00:09,386 --> 01:00:11,411 Oh, fuck, l'm quoting Mommy? 1121 01:00:12,589 --> 01:00:14,989 Am l becoming Mommy? 1122 01:00:15,025 --> 01:00:16,515 Yeah... 1123 01:00:16,559 --> 01:00:18,459 The transformation has begun. 1124 01:00:20,697 --> 01:00:22,130 My life is over. 1125 01:00:24,267 --> 01:00:25,962 Oh, God... 1126 01:00:53,330 --> 01:00:55,423 Holy shit. 1127 01:01:15,685 --> 01:01:16,879 Hey, sis. 1128 01:01:18,388 --> 01:01:20,015 Are you all right? 1129 01:01:21,558 --> 01:01:23,025 Yeah, l'm fine. 1130 01:01:25,328 --> 01:01:27,057 Mommy says you're depressed. 1131 01:01:28,365 --> 01:01:29,923 Ma! 1132 01:01:29,966 --> 01:01:32,127 Why are you telling everyone l'm depressed? 1133 01:01:32,168 --> 01:01:34,227 Rebecca's not everyone. 1134 01:01:34,270 --> 01:01:36,101 And you're all emotional. 1135 01:01:36,139 --> 01:01:37,606 Emotional? 1136 01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:39,699 Me and my girlfriend just broke up. 1137 01:01:39,743 --> 01:01:41,370 Of course l'm emotional. 1138 01:01:41,411 --> 01:01:44,175 Don't you think you're being overly sensitive? 1139 01:01:44,214 --> 01:01:46,944 No, l think you're being a little insensitive. 1140 01:01:46,983 --> 01:01:49,747 lt's just because we care about you. 1141 01:01:49,786 --> 01:01:52,653 The right person will love you for who you are. 1142 01:01:53,456 --> 01:01:54,616 l know. 1143 01:01:57,327 --> 01:01:59,124 She wasn't right for you anyway. 1144 01:01:59,929 --> 01:02:01,294 How do you know? 1145 01:02:01,331 --> 01:02:03,959 She was just a little too normal for you. 1146 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,524 l liked her for me. 1147 01:02:08,571 --> 01:02:11,233 Natalie, your hair looks really pretty. 1148 01:02:11,274 --> 01:02:13,469 Why don't you leave it down today? 1149 01:02:14,244 --> 01:02:15,768 Enough with the hair thing, Ma. 1150 01:02:15,812 --> 01:02:17,279 ls there some fetish we should know about? 1151 01:02:17,313 --> 01:02:19,304 What's your fascination with our hair? 1152 01:02:22,986 --> 01:02:25,113 [all laughing] 1153 01:02:27,190 --> 01:02:29,420 No, no, no. 1154 01:02:29,459 --> 01:02:32,917 l just want you guys to be healthy and happy. 1155 01:02:34,497 --> 01:02:36,465 l am happy... 1156 01:02:36,499 --> 01:02:38,057 l'm just tryin' to find myself. 1157 01:02:38,101 --> 01:02:39,363 You'll find yourself. 1158 01:02:39,402 --> 01:02:41,461 The important thing to use your passion 1159 01:02:41,504 --> 01:02:44,098 to define your place in this world. 1160 01:02:59,255 --> 01:03:00,984 [knocking at door] 1161 01:03:05,261 --> 01:03:06,990 - Hey, Noah. - Are you all right? 1162 01:03:07,030 --> 01:03:08,588 How did you know? 1163 01:03:08,631 --> 01:03:10,496 Melanie told me. 1164 01:03:10,533 --> 01:03:13,229 lt's just stupid. Everything's so stupid. 1165 01:03:13,269 --> 01:03:14,361 l know. 1166 01:03:14,404 --> 01:03:16,668 lt's gonna be all right. l got you. 1167 01:03:16,706 --> 01:03:17,673 You're gonna bounce back. 1168 01:03:17,707 --> 01:03:19,072 You're the motherfuckin' queen bee, 1169 01:03:19,109 --> 01:03:20,804 the bad girl extraordinaire! C'mon now. 1170 01:03:21,678 --> 01:03:23,168 Bad girl... 1171 01:03:23,213 --> 01:03:26,410 The job, the relationship, the director. 1172 01:03:26,449 --> 01:03:27,882 Bad, bad, bad. 1173 01:03:27,917 --> 01:03:29,043 You're right... 1174 01:03:29,085 --> 01:03:31,053 l am the bad girl extraordinaire, 1175 01:03:31,087 --> 01:03:32,213 but not in a good way. 1176 01:03:32,255 --> 01:03:33,813 Come here... 1177 01:03:33,857 --> 01:03:35,449 ln times like these, 1178 01:03:35,492 --> 01:03:38,154 there's only two things you can turn to - 1179 01:03:38,194 --> 01:03:39,752 Friends... 1180 01:03:39,796 --> 01:03:42,993 And of course... da ganja, mon. 1181 01:03:43,032 --> 01:03:44,329 Come on. 1182 01:03:46,102 --> 01:03:48,502 l'm so upset right now l don't even wanna smoke. 1183 01:03:48,538 --> 01:03:50,597 Come on, girl! Get the fuck outta here! 1184 01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:51,800 Last week we were like 1185 01:03:51,841 --> 01:03:53,001 Cheech and Chong in this muthafucker! 1186 01:03:53,042 --> 01:03:54,168 l can't even focus. 1187 01:03:54,210 --> 01:03:55,837 You got a bad case of girl drama, 1188 01:03:55,879 --> 01:03:57,540 which means you're gonna forget about 1189 01:03:57,580 --> 01:03:59,548 this shit in a week. Now come on. 1190 01:04:05,388 --> 01:04:06,480 All right. 1191 01:04:09,025 --> 01:04:10,151 Here we go... 1192 01:04:20,136 --> 01:04:22,229 l gave him a copy of the script. 1193 01:04:22,272 --> 01:04:23,899 You did? 1194 01:04:25,708 --> 01:04:28,074 Can't have our shit out there all unfinished... 1195 01:04:30,313 --> 01:04:31,940 l'll get our shit back. 1196 01:04:31,981 --> 01:04:34,711 Even if l have to beat his ass, l will get our shit back. 1197 01:04:34,751 --> 01:04:37,447 You gonna get all gansta on his ass? 1198 01:04:37,487 --> 01:04:39,045 l will haunt that motherfucker 1199 01:04:39,088 --> 01:04:40,749 like the soul of a child molester. 1200 01:04:41,724 --> 01:04:43,749 [phone rings] 1201 01:04:43,793 --> 01:04:45,454 That's probably my grandmother. 1202 01:04:46,196 --> 01:04:47,322 Natalie! 1203 01:04:47,363 --> 01:04:49,490 lt's me, Michael. 1204 01:04:49,532 --> 01:04:51,124 Hey... 1205 01:04:51,167 --> 01:04:53,499 Look...l, uh... 1206 01:04:53,536 --> 01:04:55,800 l really need to speak to you about-- 1207 01:04:56,773 --> 01:04:57,967 Holy shit! 1208 01:04:58,007 --> 01:04:59,406 Michael as in dickhead Michael? 1209 01:04:59,442 --> 01:05:01,034 [phone rings] 1210 01:05:02,412 --> 01:05:04,676 Natalie, it's me again. 1211 01:05:04,714 --> 01:05:06,113 Look... 1212 01:05:06,149 --> 01:05:07,741 lf you're there, pick up. 1213 01:05:07,784 --> 01:05:10,116 l really need to talk to you-- 1214 01:05:12,555 --> 01:05:15,080 Damn, you got him sprung like that? 1215 01:05:15,124 --> 01:05:16,853 Tell me what happened. 1216 01:05:16,893 --> 01:05:20,021 Well, your boy was gettin' all nasty with me, 1217 01:05:20,063 --> 01:05:21,792 and l had to show him what nasty really is. 1218 01:05:21,831 --> 01:05:23,025 What the fuck you do? 1219 01:05:23,066 --> 01:05:24,931 [phone rings] 1220 01:05:24,968 --> 01:05:26,299 What the fuck? 1221 01:05:27,537 --> 01:05:29,300 Are you there? 1222 01:05:29,339 --> 01:05:31,967 Please, l'm begging you... 1223 01:05:32,008 --> 01:05:34,738 Pick up the phone, please-- 1224 01:05:35,011 --> 01:05:36,569 Damn, ma. 1225 01:05:37,113 --> 01:05:39,240 How the fuck did he get my number? 1226 01:05:41,551 --> 01:05:42,916 Let's get to work. 1227 01:05:44,554 --> 01:05:46,351 Please, please, please. 1228 01:06:03,072 --> 01:06:04,767 - Hey. - Hey! 1229 01:06:05,642 --> 01:06:07,610 l miss you guys so much. 1230 01:06:08,244 --> 01:06:10,212 l don't even remember the last time we all hung out 1231 01:06:10,246 --> 01:06:11,577 since l left the dungeon. 1232 01:06:11,614 --> 01:06:13,013 - Do you? - Nope. 1233 01:06:13,049 --> 01:06:17,748 Since y'all are my best friends, and my sisters, 1234 01:06:17,787 --> 01:06:20,415 l want you to be the first to know... 1235 01:06:21,557 --> 01:06:23,252 l'm pregnant! 1236 01:06:23,293 --> 01:06:24,726 What? 1237 01:06:24,761 --> 01:06:27,025 - Are you serious - Really? 1238 01:06:27,063 --> 01:06:29,088 Wow! You really did it? 1239 01:06:29,132 --> 01:06:32,568 That is so cool. Can l just... 1240 01:06:32,602 --> 01:06:33,830 Oh, my God! 1241 01:06:33,870 --> 01:06:36,805 You are going to be a great mother. 1242 01:06:36,839 --> 01:06:37,737 How do you feel? 1243 01:06:37,774 --> 01:06:40,607 Like l went to rehab... For real! 1244 01:06:40,643 --> 01:06:42,736 l never thought l'd hear that out of your mouth. 1245 01:06:43,546 --> 01:06:45,275 Well, there comes a point in life 1246 01:06:45,315 --> 01:06:48,250 where you must grow up and leave certain things behind. 1247 01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:51,617 l'm happy for you. 1248 01:06:52,288 --> 01:06:53,687 What's up with you, Mel? 1249 01:06:53,723 --> 01:06:55,554 l'm still doing my thing. 1250 01:06:55,591 --> 01:06:57,354 l have a ton of regular clients. 1251 01:06:57,393 --> 01:07:00,385 And l'm dating this guy, and guess what? 1252 01:07:00,430 --> 01:07:02,557 He loves that l'm a domme. 1253 01:07:02,598 --> 01:07:04,964 l mean, l think he's really kind of into it. 1254 01:07:05,001 --> 01:07:07,196 l've been having an amazing time. 1255 01:07:08,504 --> 01:07:10,165 What about you, Nat? 1256 01:07:10,206 --> 01:07:12,003 l kept a couple of regulars. 1257 01:07:12,041 --> 01:07:14,202 But me and Noah are busy with our script. 1258 01:07:14,243 --> 01:07:16,871 Oh, and how is that going? 1259 01:07:16,913 --> 01:07:19,882 The film business is rough, but l love it! 1260 01:07:20,983 --> 01:07:23,508 Do you all wanna get some ices? 1261 01:07:23,553 --> 01:07:25,180 - Yes! - Yeah, yeah, yeah! 1262 01:07:26,589 --> 01:07:28,113 l wanna go first! 1263 01:07:39,001 --> 01:07:41,026 What are you doing with your script? 1264 01:07:41,070 --> 01:07:42,731 l'm not sure what the next step is, 1265 01:07:42,772 --> 01:07:44,296 except getting it produced. 1266 01:07:44,340 --> 01:07:46,399 l have to find someone who believes in it... 1267 01:07:46,442 --> 01:07:48,171 and believes in me. 1268 01:07:48,211 --> 01:07:50,042 Well, l believe in you. 1269 01:07:50,079 --> 01:07:52,411 l care about you and l want to help you. 1270 01:07:52,448 --> 01:07:54,075 That's sweet. 1271 01:07:55,218 --> 01:07:56,776 Thank you. 1272 01:07:56,819 --> 01:07:58,616 No, l'm serious. 1273 01:07:58,654 --> 01:08:01,714 l'm a good businessman and l know people. 1274 01:08:01,758 --> 01:08:04,158 But l don't know anything about film. 1275 01:08:04,193 --> 01:08:06,593 lf you can find a hotshot director... 1276 01:08:06,629 --> 01:08:08,324 l'll back it. 1277 01:08:08,364 --> 01:08:10,389 Just leave all the finances up to me. 1278 01:08:11,067 --> 01:08:12,466 Really? 1279 01:08:12,502 --> 01:08:14,561 You'd do that for me? 1280 01:08:14,604 --> 01:08:16,538 l'd do anything for you, Mistress. 1281 01:08:22,745 --> 01:08:24,235 Psst... 1282 01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:25,804 My real name's Natalie. 1283 01:08:45,034 --> 01:08:46,331 Natalie! 1284 01:08:46,369 --> 01:08:48,667 Hey, um... We need to talk. 1285 01:08:48,704 --> 01:08:50,069 Michael, what the fuck are you doing here? 1286 01:08:50,106 --> 01:08:51,266 Are you stalking me? 1287 01:08:51,307 --> 01:08:53,867 No! l-l just... 1288 01:08:53,910 --> 01:08:55,673 l needed to see you. 1289 01:08:57,880 --> 01:08:59,814 What do you want, Michael? 1290 01:08:59,849 --> 01:09:01,373 You did something to me. 1291 01:09:01,417 --> 01:09:05,410 You unlocked something in me l didn't know existed. 1292 01:09:05,455 --> 01:09:07,582 Something l can't control. 1293 01:09:07,623 --> 01:09:09,955 You know me... l gotta control everything. 1294 01:09:09,992 --> 01:09:11,653 Yeah, you're an asshole. 1295 01:09:12,728 --> 01:09:14,662 lf we could just... 1296 01:09:14,697 --> 01:09:16,995 lf l could just spend some time with you... 1297 01:09:17,700 --> 01:09:19,691 Maybe we can work something out? 1298 01:09:21,504 --> 01:09:22,732 Sure... 1299 01:09:22,772 --> 01:09:24,399 We can work somethin' out. 1300 01:09:24,440 --> 01:09:25,805 Step into my office. 1301 01:09:33,382 --> 01:09:34,781 Somebody will be here shortly 1302 01:09:34,817 --> 01:09:36,682 to prepare you for your Mistress. 1303 01:10:38,748 --> 01:10:40,215 Hi. 1304 01:10:44,820 --> 01:10:46,447 l've been thinking about what you said about me 1305 01:10:46,489 --> 01:10:48,047 not being ready... 1306 01:10:48,090 --> 01:10:49,955 And you were right. 1307 01:10:49,992 --> 01:10:51,289 But l'm ready now. 1308 01:10:53,296 --> 01:10:54,729 Oh, really? 1309 01:10:56,766 --> 01:10:58,324 Ready for what? 1310 01:10:58,367 --> 01:11:00,335 Ready to do whatever l... 1311 01:11:03,873 --> 01:11:06,341 Ready to do whatever you want me to do. 1312 01:11:08,110 --> 01:11:09,873 OK. 1313 01:11:09,912 --> 01:11:12,574 The first thing l want you to do... 1314 01:11:46,849 --> 01:11:50,512 My Normal, by Natalie Lawna and Noah Cohen. 1315 01:11:50,553 --> 01:11:51,884 Scene One. 1316 01:11:51,921 --> 01:11:54,185 James, a middle-aged man dressed in a suit 1317 01:11:54,223 --> 01:11:56,418 sits behind a desk shuffling papers. 1318 01:11:56,459 --> 01:11:58,324 He shakes his head and mutters... 1319 01:12:01,897 --> 01:12:04,092 We have a very big problem here, girls. 1320 01:12:05,067 --> 01:12:09,128 Girls, we have a very big problem. 1321 01:12:09,171 --> 01:12:12,732 We have a very big problem, girls. 1322 01:12:12,775 --> 01:12:15,403 Girls, we have a very big problem. 1323 01:12:16,846 --> 01:12:18,507 How big is our problem? 1324 01:12:19,849 --> 01:12:22,477 [dialogue continues and fades] 1325 01:13:16,505 --> 01:13:17,802 Ashtray. 1326 01:13:45,401 --> 01:13:46,868 What have l done? 1327 01:13:46,902 --> 01:13:47,766 Marker. 1328 01:13:48,437 --> 01:13:50,132 You don't even know! 1329 01:13:54,677 --> 01:13:55,803 Hi. 1330 01:14:15,631 --> 01:14:18,395 Tell us a little bit about your character. 1331 01:14:18,434 --> 01:14:23,599 My character is, l guess, the gimp... 1332 01:14:23,639 --> 01:14:26,369 the ashtray. 1333 01:14:26,408 --> 01:14:29,002 He's the bitch of the main character 1334 01:14:29,044 --> 01:14:33,105 and he's only there as a receptacle for her garbage. 1335 01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:53,425 Can you tell me your name and what you do? 1336 01:14:54,236 --> 01:14:55,999 My name is Storm, 1337 01:14:56,038 --> 01:14:57,767 and l'm a physical therapist. 90514