All language subtitles for Yamla Pagla Deewana.DVDSc.XviD.1CDRip.[DDR]

This is the story about those days
when people had happy families.

And their seperation has become
a fashion,

But thier seperation ways are
very strange.

Seperation in fair was
a common thing,

Few families got seperated
on railway stations,

Mothers had competetion to lost
their kids.

Few kids were abducted by villains
for revenge.

And some were abducted by
helpless fathers.

But we must have an happy ending
of every sad story,

that's why every seperated family
meet again after long years.

And their family is one of
it's kind.

Have you done your breakfast?

Pa! My friend is going to India
along with his family.

When we will go to India?
We will go,

Sure?

But don't tell your mom,

Otherwise she will beat you,

you always put me in trouble.

Now I can't have my breakfast.

Listen to me carefully.

We are definitely not
going to India.

I want that our kids go to India
and learn our culture.

Indian neighbours took stuff and
never returns.

Don't abuse.

you have turned them bad,

Because you always lived
with your father.

Where is my milk?

Always blah blah blah....

Where did I get stuck?

How are you Dharmendra?

Call me Dev.

yes mom!

I want some groossery...
Tell me.

Don't forget punjabi newspaper.

Green tea and coffee for your wife.

Biscuits for kids.

you are watching english movie.
I am not watching movie.

If their mothers would have teach them
lesson in their childhood.

then he won't do this thing.

Here is your newspaper.

your wife mood is very bad,

I narrated her fewjokes in punjabi.

My finger!
Come over here.

He is my son Paramveer.

She is preetu,

And he is her Preetam,

They just came from Punjab,

They want to write application
in English.

you write for them,

And she is Neelo.

She got married a white boy
like you,

They needed loan,
I told them....

My son works in bank,
He will get you loan,

Where they will face problems?

So please you get them loan.

I will tell you.

Six months back Bob went to Banaras,

alone...

And there this man and his son

get him jump to Ganga to get rid
of all sins,

So he have to return in underwear.

So, he didn't reform till today.

Because of these acts I left your papa

and decided to come Canada.

But before....

I would bring both of you here.

One night he went disappeared
with you brother,

and today....

He made your younger brother
like himself.

No!

you did right whatever you did.

I didn't do right.

Since many years your younger
brother didn't get mother's love.

If he would be with us,

then he wouldn't gone bad.

I feel....

to meet my younger son,

Don't know how he would be,

Take me to them,

Don't worry,

I will bring them here,

Come!

Today is my son's marriage anniversary.

Show me the best you have,
I will show you amazingjewellery,

and I will also give you discount,
What did you say?

Discount!
Discount is for middle class people,

Show us the best thing,

That's fine,
Boss! I am Lokesh.

your factory's old watchman,

you gave me 6 Lac for my
sister's wedding,

How are you son?
I am fine,

And how is your sister?
She is fine,

She must have few kids,
yes, she have two kids.

Give my love to them,

World is running because of
people like you,

I am glad that you came to my shop.

Pack it.

Grandpa! I want to pee.

you are drinking bottle after bottle.

Go and take him for pee.

Give me some nice stuff.

For your wife?

Think it's for my wife.

What's her age?

25.

you are amazing,

What's her colour?

you want to make her painting?

8.5 Lac!
That's fine,

Hide it.

I am in office and just leaving,
How he is lying,

He is saying that he is in office but
he is shopping,

He want to give surprise to his wife,

Sons give surprises and father
pays the prices.

I will pay the bill.

you go,

I will pack it,
No need to pack.

Keep it in bag,

So what's the bill?
Not much just 1.5 million.

Do you accept credit card?
Ofcouse we accept.

My wallet?

Grandpa! I hide your wallet in car,
What?

It happens!
I will bring from the car.

Take care of him,
Don't worry,

you make fun with your grandpa.

It's been so long your grandpa
didn't come yet.

He is not my grandpa.

I am an orphan,

He told me keep 2000 and speak
some dialogues.

And I spoke,

He made me fool,
Why did I trust them?

I will give it to her,
Do you have any girlfriend?

She is some....
She is some item,

Don't call her item,

you shouldn't give expensive gifts
to girls.

I still work with flowers.

you are such a rascal.

Greetings! How are you?
I am fine,

How much for brinjal?

Give me one kg,

and give me some tomatoes.

Give me two bottle of water.

how much?

How much?
I can't get money from you,

Strange people.

Why nobody is taking money from me,
Banaras is like that.

Keep it.

I mean...

To see girls...
Not actually girls...

but to see you,

My english become pink,

How cheap?

Nonsense!

I got this cloth from new market.

and she is calling it cheap.

She don't understand my standard,

When this exchange will open,
Don't know.

It's closed from few days.

When did you come from Punjab?
It's been so long to see you,

I think you have some
mis-understanding,

Amazing!

your face,

looks like my friend Balbeer's
brother Baljeet,

My mistake,
Forgive me,

May I ask you one thing,

I hope you won't mind,
yes.

Why are you gazing this shop?

I forgot to convert my currency
on airport.

Don't talk about dollars loudly.

Somebody will rob you.

Do one thing,

Keep it and return me later.

As you wish.

Can you help me?

I want to convert few dollars
into rupees.

Let me think.

I have a friend,
One minute.

Lokesh! how are you?

Everything is fine,

A friend of mine came from Canada.

He wants to exchange dollars.

Not pounds it's dollars.
Canadian Dollars.

One second,

How much you want?
For 2000.

We want for 2000.

It will be done,
Okay! take them out,

We are coming,
your job is done,

And your commission?

What are you saying?

you are like my friend Baljeet,
I can't take commission from you,

Actually Banaras is like that.

Take it.

Have Banarasi betel leaf.

you NRI people are amazing,

you didn't eat betel leaf and
said thanks,

In fact we don't say thanks after
snatching it.

Tell me how come you are in Banaras?

30 years back my father and brother
seperated from us.

I found out that they are in Banaras.

I have come to take them,

What happen?

I think you watch Indian movies.

Here we are.

Lokesh! What's up?
Everything is fine,

Count them,

What are you doing?

Tie them properly.
Okay!

Now you are saying thanks
on right time,

So, I am leaving,
May I drop you somewhere?

Fine! but I am glad to meet you,

Keep meeting,

And if you have any problem then
call me,

you are again,

I wanted another help from you,
Really!

Only human helps another human,

Have you seen him?

He is Dharmendra.
He looks like him,

But his name is Dharam Singh.

Where did you get this photo?

My mom gave me,

your mother also have a photo.

What did you say?
He was such a bastard.

Last year he committed suicide on
railway track.

Keep it back.

He also have a son,
He have many sons.

I am leaving,

Bob told me that he met him
six months back.

Do you know this man?
He is Dharam Singh,

Where I will find him?
you can find him in beer bar.

Have you seen him?

you are looking hot?

What's the matter Sardar?
you are crossing the limits.

I am Paramveer.

your son,

Can you see this sardar is my son,

Someone said the right...

This is your photo,
My mom gave me,

When I was young,

Every girl kept my photo under
her pillow before sleeping,

Keep it carefully.

you must recognize her.

She is my mom,

you are such a dramatic,

She is your mom,

you are my son and I am her husband.

What a story?

I have only one son and his name
is Gajodhar.

Behind this story if you have
any plans....

then your plan won't work here.

Because I am the king of
all cheaters.

Come have come drink.

Sardar remove my booze.

Make me a bigger drink.

What happen?

That jeweller whom we stole jewellery.
He is dead?

No! he brought some men to beat us.

Where did he come from?

How do you know him?
He is same NRI,

from whom I got dollars.

I have more dollars.

Here we are!
Today I have come to fix the account,

We will also fix your geometry.

I am Marwari.
I know fighting,

I have come to do or die,
If this is your wish then...

My son will beat all of you alone.

Have you gone mad?

Can't you see they are many.

Fighting is useless.

Now you have brought bat and hockey
stick I will bring the ball.

Let's solve this matter with game,
you are making fun with me,

How are you come to my area?

Only dogs have areas,

Not for lions....

Human is the sculture of mistakes.

If these sculpture made a mistake,

then I'm applogizing from their behalf.

He is right.

Who are you?

How could I praise for myself?

He is asking your introduction,

And he...

He is my father and he is my
younger brother.

When did you went to Punjab,
Shut up!

This is the new way to cheat people.

They cheated me,

I gave them every necklace
from my own hands.

I am telling you that I am his brother
and his son,

you think I am joking,

If I will become angry,

then I will beat you like...

Nor any medicine will help.

Nor any blessings.

Think about it.

I gave you money to beat them
not to beaten from them,

you put me in double expense.

Where you have been since
many years.

I told you...

you looks anyone's brother.

But you're not Balbeer's brother
but mine,

that's why....

you recieved me with love.

Human is the sculpture of mistakes.

This sculpture also made a mistake.

you are very dramatic,

However I am but I am your brother.

We both looks like brother.

From today....

He will work with us,
Not at all.

Nobody will work with us.

I will be back in a minute.

Have you got heart attack
of your brain,

your face looks like his father.

Let's take an advantage,

I think he is a fraud,

He think we are his brother
and father.

If we are not then let's become,

you make him son,
It's our benefit.

Our brain and his strength.

We will rob the world.

But one day he will rob us.

I am not gonna take him along.

you don't take tension,

Dharam's mood is off.

But tomorrow he will be fine,

Keep in touch,

I met them both,

How are you?

did you met them?

yes, but....
But what?

They are very bad,

In fact he refused to recognize me,

and,

He didn't tell Gajodhar about us,

How is your brother?

He is good.

But...

He is like papa.

Don't go bad with him,

How would I?

I am your son,

Lawyer tell him that I have 10 more
banglows in this city.

Take anyone what he like.

Now papers are prepared as
per your request, you can't deny,

I have to deal with both parties.

My father got married here.

Every brick is saying that don't
sell me,

Don't over act party will flee.

Advance money is ready as per
you want, 3 million,

I have brought advance money,

Today is Tuesday,

I don't touch money on tuesday.

Okay don't touch it.

Push the car my voice will be fine,

I got a cheap deal.

Seth thinks himself smart.

It's a school.
Show me the file.

How many times I told you don't
bring the old car.

Leave the clutch,
I can't....

you have put the examinaiton paper
instead of stamp paper.

I have a factory of fake papers.

Nowadays you are not paying
attention in business.

What about that mistake what you
have done last time,

I saved youe life,
I brought a car.

Nobody said thanks,

you saved us today,

I think you Dharam don't like
my timing,

It's not like that,
you owe us.

Ask what do you want?

Partnership!
Accepted!

Partnership for what?

Our business is good going and he
wants partnership for jeep.

Who saved you life in bar?
And again today.

I think it's my job to save your lives,

He is right,

Ask you Dharam, why he is not
agreed with partnership.

Give me your hand,

From today you will work with us,

I can do anything to achieve you,

Our pair will rock,

What happen?
I am in love.

I love you since your childhood.

Not with you,
With her.

What's the name?
Gajodhar!

Her name is Gajodhar,

No! Sahiba.

She is pretty like her name,

What she is doing here?

Can't you see?
She is taking photos,

She is writing a book on banaras.

Did she got my Gajodhar's photo,
Don't embarass me,

Go away from here,

What else you know about her?
She is Sardarni,

How do you know?

I can recognize Sardarnis from miles.

I mean she is a nice girl.

What's the problem?

If you like her then what's
the problem?

I can't tell her my feelings,

I can't see your condition,

I know how to talk with girls.

I will talk to her and fix your matter.

I want to talk to you,

yes!
What he is telling her?

That guy is showing style in goggles.

He is saying that he loves you alot.

I tried to explain him,

This is not a girl like others,

I want to tell you something,

He is a thief, thug...

and he speaks water like lie.

I mean he speaks lie like water,

But he loves you alot.

Now I have expressed his feelings
to you,

Now what's in your heart?

you tell him from your self.

It will be better for me to leave
this situation,

Dharam must have told you about
my feelings,

I am a thief....

What else I do?

you are drunk,

By chance if you will miss your aim,

then my head will blow up.

And you didn't feel anything while
you were blowing my heart.

you are talking about your head.

Don't move otherwise I will
blow your face.

I think you have forgotten my
golden principles.

I told you have fun but don't
fall in love.

Did you ever seen any married
man happy?

I am happy,

you always interfere.

you want to win girl's heart?
What's the problem?

It will be done,

He finished my love story
before it begins,

I will jump down and die,

Those days are gone,

When matter were get solved to
climb up on tanks.

I can help you out,

your all mistakes get forgiven when
you talk from the bottom of your heart,

you need courage to talk,

Am I right?

As much you will make relations,

you will get sorrow when they
will break up as well.

you didn't broke any relation,

Then how could you realize that pain,

For the beginning of new relation,

you just said come in,

Why are you getting angry?

This is for you,

What's this?
Friendship cards.

Keep anyone whatever you like,

you keep all of them,

Dharam gave wrong impression
of mine,

I also got you a gift.

Brinjels?
Total 2 kg.

you like them,

Mostly I saw you buying them,

I am giving present to some girl.

I am little bit nervous,

I like Punjab,

Sometimes I feel....

that I was also Punjabi in last birth,

Nice place!
I went there few times,

you are not from Punjab,
No!

I am from Calcutta.

I have seen his all movies.

I was joking,

I am from Gujrat.

Why don't you decide that
what do you like?

Why don't you decide that
where you from?

He brought brinjles for girl.

Somebody bring brinjels to
impress a girl.

I don't have diploma that what you
should give present a girl.

And you were gone like this?
Why?

What's wrong with me?

you will have to change your style.

He won't get a rentle girlfriend.

What you couldn't do

my brother will do for me,

He also have something missing,

He don't drink.

Beer doesn't suit my system,

I drunk once,

One day I got drunk and,

hijack the elevator.

you are an amazing guy,

you drink milk,

you are also amazing,

I wish we both would have grown
up together.

you are talking about grown up,

My childhood didn't over yet,

Forget about me but my Dharam....

his childhood didn't over yet,

He still behave like youngsters.

you are my everything,

My mom and my father.

Where is your mom?

He is my mom,
your real mom,

Don't know,

She left us,

He spoiled my mood,

you didn't tell him anything,

Don't worry,

I won't tell him either,

But I will must take you and
Gajodhar to mom,

Take our photo too,

I have got photo on your neck,

you also want one,

I don't like violence,

But I can't tolerate nonsense,

If somebody will mis-behave then
violence is necessary,

Am I looks smart?

Actually somebody said your heart
is good or not,

but your face and clothes should
be good.

What's this?
Read it.

I am graduate,

What's this?
My character certificate,

I have got in college.

Now college teacher won't
write lie.

My heart is very good,

Lever, Kidney would have problems,

What's the matter?

I was thinking about us,

This is good,

But think with love why
with sadness,

you don't know my brothers,

I don't then I will.

They will never agree.

Why these brothers....

always interfere in every
love story,

From centuries Sahiba's brothers
were against her love.

And may be this time too.

you don't looks older.

It's an old love story of Punjab,

Mirza Sahiba!

I heard first time some guy name
before a girl name,

Otherwise Laila Majnu, Heer Ranjha,

Mirza was some kind of guy,

Mirza and Sahiba were
childhood friends,

And when they grown up their
friendship becomes loves,

But Sahiba's brothers didn't like
this relation,

It means Mirza sung a song and died
front of Sahiba's house.

Mirza wasn't like other lovers.

Sahiba wrote a letter to Mirza.

and told him if you are a real man,

then elope me,

And Mirza eloped Sahiba on her
marriage day,

This Mirza is an amazing guy,

Otherwise who got a girl
after death,

you must have to elope her,

Sahiba's brother were follwing them,

When Mirza was taking rest
under the tree.

Then Sahiba saw her brothers
are coming,

Now on one side it was her love and
another side her brothers.

Sahiba knew one thing,

If Mirza will woke up,

then he will kill all his brothers.

Sahiba thought she will appease
her brothers.

And she broke all his arrows.

But her brothers didn't listen to her,

And they attacked on Mirza.

And When Mirza woke up

and picked up his bow to fight
with them,

then he found out Sahiba's act,

And Mirza lost his life.

Amazing lover!

But one thing is confirm,

These girls always take their
lover's life.

Girls have to take all
difficult decisions.

If Sahiba's brother would die,

then world would curse Sahiba,

Sahiba got killed her brothers.

So today's Sahiba

have to choose Mirza or his brothers

then who she will choose?

Wait!
Let me see the guy.

Why you are so upset?

Let's go home,
We will drink beer,

And our mood will be fine,

Everything is finished Dharam,

I have to go to Sahiba,

nothing is over,

I will bring you another girl.

Gajodhar is broken,

I can't see him cry,

I always made mock of his love.

you can help him,
What can I do for him?

He have faith in you,

If you want you can do everything,

Why should I help him?

Because you are his brother,

you are my son,

I want to hear it from you,

If you wouldn't ask me,

I would still help him,

I trust you,

Promise me,

you won't tell this truth to Gajodhar,

He was 2 months old,

When I took him away,

I committed a big sin to take
him away from his mother,

If Gajodhar will know this thing,

he will start hating me,

He will leave me,

I couldn't tolerate this shock.

Don't tell him,
I won't tell him,

you will come once to
meet mom,

To your mom,

How would I face her?

your mom is very great,

Let's go,
Where?

To bring your Sahiba,

How would be bring her
from Punjab,

This guy is not good!

They all are desi.!

Can't you find N.R.I?

I talked with kuljeet...
his relatives resites in canada..

He told me that he'll let me
know when he find a good guy

ALas...

We've not even left
a good guy in our country

All are out of country..

If you're failure to find any guy so
I'm ready to marry her..

you dumbass..

If you'd not be the friend of
my brothers..

So your corpse only goes out
from this house..

I just....
SHut up.

Show this photo to saheba..

And tell her that choose
any one guy from this photo

Tell jugindar that, to whome I want
to get marry, I got his picture.

Why're you painting like horse?

An N.R.I has come from canada.

Are finding the girl for get married.

Should I talk with them about sahiba?

yEs..

Call all of them on tea..
okey

Start preparation...
n.r.i has come

dont touch much..
If stripes...will get beaten

greetings.

dont be scared..
they're our homie goon

My name is..

And he's my brother..

We all are sahiba's brothers..

They guy over there wearing google

Is my brothers friend..

She has five brothers..
I thought its two.

Its my gun..Father given to me
before dying..

Forsake of protection
of my family

its loaded.

She's my uncles daughter..
Bholi

She's living with us

How can you do?

Sahiba denied to come

listen..
sit.

sahiba can't come

She's sick

Doesn't matter...
babbu shown us the biodata and photo

We like girl..

after death of parents..
all reponsibility loaded on me..

We brothers..grew up her
just like daughter..

We sent her to top college.

We never let her feel for missing anything

whatever she asked ..we provided her

And to fulfilling her reponsibility
he himself remained bachelor.

I've told you so many times
that never talk about it.

We all brothers wants that
wherever she lives..lives happy

you're right.

Where do you live in canada..

What's your occupation?
I'm banker..And brother is financer

Is your brother dumb?

Not at all..
he's shy guy..

Where did you completed your education.?

He's not only shy..but little funny too

I heared about this university.

He completed his education there

He's graduate...
I just passed my education by cheatin

But my brother was always on top

He dont know how to get
2nd devision

He's first in education,athletics..

So you'd must had been participated
in the marathon of canada?

you know about canada pretty much

Are you from canada..
no.

Its my childhood dream to go canada.

Look, one day I'll get my groom from canada.

you're so intelligent.

We're on protein diet.

what's that?

its the canada's fish..

So we'll make it someday

isn't available here?

If you're from canada.
so you must be a good english speaker

yes sure.

But I often do mistake in grammer

But he's a good speaker

And anglo can make mistake,
but he ...never.

Dont mind please.. there're so
many liar N.r.i wandering in punjab

We all want to hear your english

the canada's english

Now you both talk with our bholi
in english

lets start..

I heared them speaking
like this on internet..

I can't even understand a
word of your english

But hearing you both.
I'm so happy

The just said the word phool (flower)

ITjust touched my heart

That sentence was for you

you've done your job.

now lets start the prepration
of your wedding.

why're they hitting?

They're mla minty's men..

Jugindar is participating
in election

So brother told minty that
your men shouldn't be seen in my village

otherwise..
and he's not habitual to listen no

Did you even jumped over
niagra fall?

No..
but I'll try soon

We just jumps on river here.

Drop them in their village.

Now what we do about them..?

More educated is karam veer.

shut up

its used to go on

tell me somthing..?
where's your parents/

Mother is ill... and father?
passed away..

Dont kidding..
He's just gone to calcutta for business

will he come to wedding?
yes..sure.

dont call dharam..
he'll spoil the work

So we've decided that..
we want to make her married with you

you dont know mine...
I agree

congrates.

Dont mind but more litrated person
can't be good husband.

you're right..

how would I know..
you're not litrated..I'm not even husband

We just want to get it over fast.

where are you living right now

The guest of punjab never lives in hotel.

Babbu jee..
bring their luggage from hotel.and put on cottage

That's your house

If you want something so
feel free to ask

the thing I wanted..
so I'll take it

what you did fool..
you know I'm married.

Who's telling you to get married.

If you'd say no to marriage.
so We'll go to banaras again

I just was needed the excuse
of staying here.

to seeing the chance ..
I'll elope with my sahiba..

ITs not good..
we should tell them truth.

Its punjab..they shoots first..
then talks with coprse

But tell me something..
why he done

dont know..
now we can't ask him

where're you going now?

to telling my sahiba that her
mirza has come.

who're you?

Why did you came from window?
its style.

there's no window in the canada
where from he didn't passed throw

Tell your brother ..
I won't marry him

you spoken my words.

you told me...
that sahiba elpoped with her love.

If sahiba have to choose one
in his brother and mirza?

so to whome will she select?

its good that you've come..
Or I would elope

with who?

Now..I've come..
we'll elope together

open the door..

I won't open the door.
you want your brothers to break door

Jugindar is thinking good for you

Tell jugindar that I like the boy

you looks so handsome..

congrates.

the relation has bounded

our sahiba is getting married
after 7 days.

is your father coming?

no...he's too busy

The wedding can't be done
without father..

Give me his number...

Are celebratingjoyes.
they bounded with N.r.i

When they'll lost in election..
so the relation will be break

you're walking..

your perfume is so good

Not bholi..poli

you can call me anything..
I won't mind it

Now...Its your number.
what about? marriage

you taken the oath to die bachlor

I'm not in hurry...
me too

I can wait ...
I can't get you

you're so innocent.

To seeing you..I'm recalling all the
romantic destinations of canada.

just like niagra falls.

I want to show you something more.

what're you doing bholi?

Open it once..

Before going...just
give me the hug of canada..

is for one man?

But doesn't suits my system

the lovers used to drink poison,
its just a milk.

drink it.

If you dont want to drink..
so just sip it..

do you want something else.

dont be so shy..

you both speaks english amazing.

want something.

just give me some pratha's

just pick it up yourself..

Just give me butter..

I recalled something of sahiba's name.
the mirza sahiba story is writing again

for new generation

so they'll spoil it.

We should change the story
with the time..

As Devdas have to become dev-d

I heared that mirza eloped with
sahiba in the story

But they gets married..

The storys intresting part is
when lover dies.

its amazing.

let me read it..

its called pair

what's the need of it?

our sister is getting married
with N.R.I..

Whole punjab should know it.

The news paper used to
publish in foreing..we'll be honored

Its the election time..
the canadians will vote us

punjabs most people lives in canada.
so we thinks sometime the canada is neighbour

whoever will vote for me.

to whome my bro-in-law will
get the canadian visa.

how can I do this..
I'm telling you to do this.

Our leaders are telling us to remove
the poverty..did anyone done it?

Talk in english..
but they can't understand it.

In our country..when someone
speaks in english,so they thinks he's true

So my bro-in-law will talk
with you in english with you

in the mess of your love story...
my divorce is done.

Why dont you call up her.
do I want to die.

dumb the tension..
take it.

I should do something like they hates me,
and he can do his job..

Hey, jogindar..come out.

Look your death is standing here.
who's calling his death

the coward has come.

with his worriors.

the liqour doesn't suit him..

go to sleep..
you're drunk

I didn't yet started..

you people dont even know
how to drink.. drink like it.

your is much drinker.

The man never asks for forgiveness

Who's gajodhar..?

he speaks anything after drinking.

you people hitted my brother.

When did we hit him?
dont know.

I just came to know now
that I'd beaten up

But how can you beat me..
you just brother to me.

Hey gunman..
I want to tell you something.

you all are mouse..

mind your language..

what can you do?

who's shouting?

WHo are you?

you're just my homie..
come.

Is someone a man..

Come downstairs...
if you're man.

where's your drinker brother.

Call him...
where's he hiden?

Come down..

its enough.

you people wasted my liqour..

just jump..

take him to your room

I'll handle him tomorrow.

why people drinks?

are you awaked?

Why this suite case for?
before they kicks us around..we should go

do you remember last night?

no...
just recall it.

I just drunk the liqour with bucket.

And hitted someone.

Not someone's...
you beaten sahiba's brothers.

I just told you to drink one pack.
you drunk whole bucket..

back off..

Whatever you did last night..
we just recalled our grand father.

Our grand father used to drink
liqour in the bucket..

you're the real lion

Its the first time who beaten
my brothers like dogs..

And even entering in our house.

If someone tease sahiba..
so he'll kill him.

I believe that We've
choosen right guy for her.

Just learn something from your
brother. you dont drink..

nor you fights

you just says all day forgive forgive

we got saved.

you dont do anything else

but you plan was right.

you elope with her.

I'll handle remaining.

we're not going on vacation

we're eloping.

What're you doing?

who sahiba?

she's not sahiba..
she's paramveer

are you drunk?

one day you beloved sister
will go away from you

therfore you're seeing her everywhere

the sister love is like that.

lets go to home

Is it the house ofjagindar?

you looks cute being sardar.

what are you doing here dharam?

Some gurmeet invited me
personally in your wedding

just a minute

but where are you both
going on night

We're eloping...
but you're getting married

Not gonna married..
but to whos wedding i has come

Who's there?
wearing suit

just hold on

who dharam singh

I'm sardar juginer..
and we're sahiba's brother.

What're you doing in mid night
with karamveer

who's karam veer.

you just kept our name

I know it..
I just was joking/

I just call him gajju with love

why're you so tence?

If sahiba wouldn't be with karamveer,
so with whome?

But she's getting married
with paramveer.

With paramveer?

Which messed up i'm in?

Its ok with him..

you didn't answered us..
what're you doing here?

Paramveer will answer it.

Papa will answer it.

When can't answer..
so the loads at me.

I'll tell you..
I just phoned them

And they just came to receive me
on the gate..

They're nice kids.

your mother-in-law sent
this for you

will you stay here or
come in?

just a minute.

i told you drink english...
not desi.

IT happens after drinking desi..
what's the problem in desi?

will you run it or drag it out

I've brought the snacks.
just arrange for ice.

I'll tell jogindar..
just arrange for him everthing.

And he'll book the breakfast.

I'm telling you...tell them truth...
and they'll hug us.?

our truth is so confused

I was just eloping..
and you ruined the plan

your plan is wrong.

He should elope?
why I should elope with sahiba?

Who's telling you to elope with her..
you just go alone..

Alone.
its quite streight.

If you'll escape..
they'll think that you're scared with marriage

And I'll proove gajodar hero
in their sight.

you're biggest mean

but how can I escape?

Go to market...
and dont come back

where are you going?

just headed to market

tell me what you want..?
the servants will bring it

No...you just come with me.

Its the in-laws car

If anyhow mintys villagers will
come on our side so can win election

Minte played a amzing trap

He's making fool to his people to putting
10 sacks of sugar in his well..

That I'm having sweet water
from my well

That's the gods miracle.

Drink the sweet water.

The game has been spoiled

May I say something..
yes

you've well in your fields too

So should I commit suicide?

Its called the gods miracle.

Its first time in history..
the liqour found in well

its not liqour but medicine.

Jogindar is blessed by God

to whome the god choosed,
so you should choose him too

And stamp on air plane

They putted english liqour in well

this is played by those N.R.I

I'll teach them a lesson..
so their generation will remember

Paramveer always used to tell us,
that karamveer has guts.

But we took long time to understand it

But you did amazing today

come sit.

Paramveer wants to tell
you something more

he can't gather courage
to tell you that..

what he want to say

actually..

our paramveer is afraid of marriage

He's afraid that...
he escaped from here.

the wedding is very dangerous thing.

you're so funny

If paramveer escaped.
so who's behind you...his ghost?

I've measured paramveer..

Now..we want to tell you
something from our heart

you'll not deny..
and we ain't habitual to hear..no

so we've decided that..

We want to get our poli married
with your lallolaal

so what do you think?

congrates..

we'll go to cruise in honeymoon

congrates..
now you're going to become her prey

I'll die..but never will marry with her

Before some other trouble comes.
we'll escape tonight

ARe you on walk?
yes

what're you doing?

I'm going in my room

Now who's she?
how would I know?

Shut up...

lets go back

We stucked again..
dont know who's she.

In the mid night..
so many peoples.

But we haven't his phone number.

she's saying to call him

She's shouting a lot

But what she's saying?

She's shouting in english

I'll bring her

what're you doing here..
and mad woman is finding you

Why're you not going.
what mad woman is my wife.

what're you both doing ?

An mad woman is shouting
calling your name...go and see

She's not mad..
but she's is wife with kids

just a minute..

I heared you saying shut up to her

Why're you scolding that woman

The matter is that she's
our neighbour in vancouver

last year she lost her husband.

And she's finding her husband everwhere

I believe that your husband
name is paramveer...and llost

And its not mean that you awakes
all paramveer of punjab

you're gone mad...
you're wandering in strange city

you dont worry.
we'll help you to find your husband.

She's marry..
you said its someone else.

Her name is mary

she got two kids..
she's my sister.

She'll not go anywhere alone
in night..but live in our house

What did he called you?
pa

Pa means father/

so why he called pa

their fathers face similars to him

In the foreign..they never calls
anybody uncle or anything

They abreviates the names

They'll call a jogindar a joo

the youngsters will feel
good to voting me

hence everybody will call me joo

happend bad for me

give me the bottle.

dont drink it all

no..
give me.

you goes crazy after drinking..
I'm already

where are you going?

To getting beating up bymy wife

who's it

Mustache

Come.

I need your help

I'm sad to heared the story
of the ma'am

I'll try my best to find her husband.

If she'll not find her husband.

So you people convince
her to marry with me

the third groom has come.

I'll never feel her kids missing of father

not yours but mine

I'm going to convice her
for your purposal

listen to me..
ok tell me

you're so handsome

And your hairs...

If you'd have enough wit..
so good combination

What do you do?
I dont need to work..my father is rich

Full time flirt and enjoye

The money is ok..
but ma'am hits a lot.

doesn't matter..
man never feels pain

yes.I'll bear it.

He's not feeling pain

come here.

sip one

can I say something..
you're the worlds wonder..

To whome your father used to see
and says..

I wish..why I'd not sleep that night

So we can't tell it anyone?

that we're married

so we'll meet privately

Why your chicks are red like
ares of monkey

let it go off mine.
what mary said?

come here.

Mary said...that she'll think about it

really?
yes

My all pain are gone.

I'll get married

you forgot your mother/

are you allright?

IF your father and brother
dont want to meet me, so its ok

Poor marry is stucked in punjab
with kids.

Tell dharam singh..I spent 30 years
without him..and will spend remaining

How do you know dharam?

Who's speaking?
I'm his son gajodar

I'm your mother..

come to your mother..

just come once.

paramveer is my son..
and your brother.

Why did you hided this from me?

I just was scared to tell truth

I was scared that IF you'll know the truth,
you'll leave me.

you'll hate me.

how can you think it ..
that I'll leave you

you're everything to mine.

My mother..
my father.

I kept you away from her
so many years.

So forgive me..

paramveer is your brother

come hug me my lions.

now everybody have to run

to all?
why

do you want someone left
alone to die?

should we book a bus.
whole family will escape

what happend?
diesel is over

you never do anything properly

There's no meter in maruti

lets move from here

why we're hiding?

I'll beat them

you're fighting since many years.
what's in fighting?

just hide for a while for me

atleast..they're my wife's brothers

promise me..
you won't raise your hand

I promise you..

Grandpa..
I need to go to bathroom

I've a gas cannon..

It seems a godown of an
old crap indian films

they must be hiden there

find them

where are you.?
come out.

dont mind it.

We'll face it what happens

I think they're playing hide and seek with us

Nobody yet beaten me in hide and seek

you go there..
and you there

we won.

How can you win

Whoever pushes in hide and seek will win

its good that the matter
solved without fighting.

so clapping in this happiness

okey..so we're going..
just a minute

one more round will be played

we'll play again

come here.

How can you intrupt

Dhram stiks the sky to earth

Why're you not fighting?
IF dharmender is fighting so why bobby do?

Dharam Is heated up...
anyone else?

I think I should show them my real face

Is he man or cyclone?

where are you gonig?
I want to pee

where are you going?
I want to pay the fee of my kids school

why everybody is running away

where are you going?

your fahter died last year

That's was my other father

He saved my life

We all are relative

beat them..

Show them today what is the outcome
of messing with us

beat them up

That lallolal saved me

Sit fast.

Dharam singhs hands..
want to see trailor?

gun is in my hand..
ok you take it

why its not working?
i got fake bullets in my gun

He was scaring us with fake bullets

Jogindar my brother..
forgive me

star begoned.
now I'll stamp on air plan

come here joo brother

we are ashamed of all this confusion

actually they both brothers lost
in childhood..but I knew they're bros

He dont knew he's his brother..
but when knows it..he thinks he's not.

He's any N.R.I

Dont worry..
I know everything

I know..not boy buy his brother
is N.R.I

But very soon our lallolaa
will become N.R.I

Please forgive me poli

doesn't matter

Just dont forget me
when goes to canada

untill

you're still beautifull

forgive me

mother

son.

god bless you

Want to put garland on you

I'm reformed.

But this hands ain't reforming.
what do i do?

you're bigges..that..