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The teen years. The clothes
may change, the hair may change...
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...what gets pierced may change...
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...but one thing doesn't change,
teenagers suck.
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The crying, the mood swings,
the unpredictable behavior.
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Axl, you better get up
or you're gonna miss the bus.
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I am not telling you again.
Get up. Get up. Get up.
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Hey.
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You're up.
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Yeah, I got up early,
decided to take the trash to the curb.
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Got the paper for you.
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That's a pretty blouse, Mom.
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Like I said. Unpredictable behavior.
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Okay, I'll search his backpack.
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You go over there
and very casually check his breath.
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Okay. Don't look, but he's actually
pouring cereal into a bowl.
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I said, don't look.
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What's his game?
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You know what? He's 16 now.
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Maybe we're through the worst
with him. Maybe he's grown up.
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Maybe things are finally about
to get a little easier around here now.
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Ohh.
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I can't go to school today.
My hair is stringy...
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...my face is too oval
and I have no friends.
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Honey, we all have those days.
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Why don't you take a sick day?
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- It'll be our little secret.
- And not see my friends?
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Yeah, great idea, Mom.
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God, it's like you don't even
understand me at all.
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Okay, I'll tell them.
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Aunt Edie and Aunt Ginny
are on a bus to Vegas...
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...and they forgot to get someone
to watch Doris.
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Oh, no.
I'm not taking that dog again.
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- I'll do it.
- How about one of the guys?
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- I suppose I could ask.
- I'll do it.
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Or that creepy neighbor?
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- I thought he was dead.
- I'll do it.
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No, Brick, I don't think you will do it.
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Why not? Why can't I?
Give me one good reason.
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We could give him a whole lot
of good reasons.
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You forgot to feed me. I am dead.
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Please can I watch her?
Doris is the most fun dog ever.
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Doris is not the most fun dog ever.
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Brick, the problem is that you
get distracted and you forget stuff.
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The back yard is too frozen
right now to dig a new grave.
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But I won't get distracted this time.
I promise.
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The dog is pretty old.
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She dies on Brick's watch,
they can't really pin it on us.
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Okay, against all judgment,
you can watch Doris.
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Brick, we said okay.
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To what?
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Watching the dog.
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Doris? The dog.
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Oh, right. Great.
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Mom. Dad.
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Listen, I wanna talk to you guys
about something.
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You're gonna have to marry her
and you can't live here.
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Listen, I'm 16 now.
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And I think we can all agree that
I've proven myself to be responsible.
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- You took out the garbage once.
- And I brought in the paper.
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So I think you guys should consider
the fact that I deserve my own car.
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And there it was.
The reason Axl was being so nice.
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Ever since Axl got his driver's license
a few weeks ago...
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...he'd been chomping at the bit
to drive every chance he could get.
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I need eggs.
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I need milk.
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I need tampons.
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You want a car? You're gonna have
to work for it and earn it yourself.
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Yeah, I had a job.
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It sucked. But I still want a car...
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...so you see my dilemma.
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Well, you know,
I have a job and a car...
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...so you see the connection.
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You know, if I had a car
I could take her to the insane asylum.
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Sue, what are you doing?
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All my clothes are stupid and ugly.
And... Ugh!
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Stupid.
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She needs help.
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Where did I stash
that last bag of Halloween candy?
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Oh, right, in my mouth
during Grey's Anatomy.
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I'm trying out for drama club
and I have nothing to wear. Nothing.
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Drama club. Sounds about right.
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All right, that's enough of that.
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Stop crying right now.
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Okay, Mike, why don't you just go.
I'll handle this?
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Honey, how about I help you find
something to wear to the audition?
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Oh, yeah, right.
Like you know what's cool.
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I'm sorry. I'm just so sorry.
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It's okay. We'll find something.
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Nothing that would make
anybody like me.
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Mom, all the cool kids
have Citizens Of Humanity jeans...
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...and I am the only person
in the entire school who doesn't.
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Honey, I believe that it's not
what people see on the outside...
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...that makes you popular.
It's what's inside.
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You have to let
your inner light shine through.
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Hold your smile, keep eye contact,
see if she buys it.
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That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
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Damn.
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Mom, junior high is hard.
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People judge you
for every little thing...
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...if they even notice you at all.
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I just wanna be judged.
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Didn't you ever want something
so bad that you'd die for it?
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- I love you.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Just don't tell your dad
how much they cost.
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Hey, buddy. How was the first day
watching the dog?
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- Ohh.
- Yeah, I know. Ohh.
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You left her at the end of the driveway.
Go get her.
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Hey, Brick,
why is Doris at the end...?
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He knows. He's on it.
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Dad, I got new jeans.
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Oh, wow. I like them.
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No, not these.
These are my old gross jeans.
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These. I'm gonna go try them on.
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Can I see that?
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I... Uh... Ahem.
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- Let me see that.
- What? It's a receipt. So what?
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You don't need to see it.
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Is that how it is now,
Ricky Ricardo?
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You have to see all my receipts?
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When you dive on it like it's a
live grenade, yeah, I wanna see.
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You know what?
I just don't like this in principle...
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...because it makes me feel...
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Well, I'm just gonna say it, Mike.
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Less than.
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And I am not "less than."
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- Let me see it.
- No.
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- Frankie.
- No.
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All right. If you don't want me to see it,
then that's your business.
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Whatever.
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- Mike. No, don't take that.
- Give it.
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Get your hands out. Don't read that.
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There's a present for you on there.
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A hundred and twelve bucks
for one pair of jeans?
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Well, most of that is tax.
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Frankie, are you kidding?
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Tell me there's another man
somewhere supporting you.
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I know it's crazy.
It's completely crazy.
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This is about Sue
and her self-esteem.
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I just gave Axl a lecture
about how he's gotta work for things...
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...and then you buy her jeans that cost
more than all my pants put together?
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- I wouldn't expect you to understand.
- Good. Because I don't.
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Look, Mike,
I know this seems frivolous...
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...but at her age,
fitting in is important.
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And if I can do one thing
to help her fit in...
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...I'm gonna help her look cool.
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You guys are not even gonna
recognize me.
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So? What do you think?
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It's just great, honey.
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Yup, money well spent.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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I did not not make drama club.
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Oh, well, you'll get them
next time, honey.
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No, I said not not.
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I didn't not make it yet.
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I still almost maybe did make it.
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I got a callback. Ahh!
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- Honey, that's great.
- Yeah.
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Oh, right.
The magic jeans got her a callback.
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No, of course not.
Don't be ridiculous.
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The jeans gave her
the confidence she needed...
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...to nail the audition
and get the callback.
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Kind of like that jersey you always wear
when you watch the Colts.
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- Well, that's not magic, that's science.
- Oh.
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Hey. I need to meet some friends
at Pizza Pan.
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Oh, right.
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If someone bought me a car
like other people buy people jeans...
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...I could drive myself, but if you
wanna play favorites with your kids...
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...then I guess I'm gonna need a ride
when you guys go out tonight.
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Big drag for you.
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Also, if I had my own car,
I could take Sue to the orthodontist...
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...and look for that dog
that Brick is going to lose.
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I mean, I'm just thinking about you.
Why don't you get that?
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- Who's that girl waving to us?
- It's nobody, see you later.
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Oh, come on, let me out.
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Not till you tell us who that girl is.
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How should I know?
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Wow, she seems very friendly. Hi.
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- Sure is. Hi, friendly stranger.
- Oh, God. Please, would you just stop.
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She's just some girl
I've kind of been seeing.
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- Let me out.
- If we had given you a car...
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...we would never
have found out about this.
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- What's her name? Where'd you meet?
- Kate. School.
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She's a good influence on me.
Can I get out?
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Sure. Wait a minute. I think, Frankie,
we should meet this Kate.
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- Definitely gotta meet her.
- Fine.
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Just don't say anything moronic like,
"Nice to meet you."
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Or, "Pleasure to meet you."
Or, "Good to meet you."
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Wouldn't dream of it.
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Kate. Some people
who gave birth to me.
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People. Kate.
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- It's so nice to meet you.
- You too.
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Okay, this has been awkward.
Let's go.
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Wow. She's pretty.
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Boat-show-model pretty.
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I was thinking, maybe we should,
you know, buy Axl a car.
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What? Where is this coming from?
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You just told him the other day
he had to work for it.
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Yeah, but a guy needs a car. Especially
with the level of girl he's dating.
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Level? What do you mean level?
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I can't.
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Yeah, eventually
you're gonna have to spit.
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Oh, my God.
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You wanna buy Axl a car
because the girl he's dating is hot.
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Did you not hear the boy?
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She's also an excellent student
and a good influence on him.
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You are so full of it.
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You can't pick up a girl like that
in your parents' car.
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It's just not cool.
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Oh, you think it's important
that he be cool?
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You don't know what it's like for a boy.
If you don't have a car, you're nothing.
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Oh, my God, after all the grief
you gave me about those jeans.
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Jeans are dumb. A car is freedom.
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Fine. If you can find a car
for the same price as those jeans...
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...you go for it.
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I should have known better.
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That cost
a hundred and twelve bucks?
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Hundred and ten. Keep the change.
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Buy yourself something pretty.
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I guess Mike and I discovered
what the rich have known all along.
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Throw money at a problem
and it'll go away.
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Might be the carburetor?
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No, it's the engine mount.
We tighten that, you're good.
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Mike and Axl were getting along.
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Brick hadn't killed the dog yet.
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Come on, girl. Fetch.
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Come on, Doris.
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Go get it, girl.
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And Sue was over the moon
with her new jeans.
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I thought I was handling
the teen years pretty well.
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Hey, Mom.
Have you seen my new jeans?
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It would be cool
to have a fashion show.
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Everyone can vote on which top
I should wear with my jeans...
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...to the audition.
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I brought them in here to hand
wash them but haven't gotten to it yet.
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- Um, Brick?
- Yeah?
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Missing anything?
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I miss Grandma.
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Anything that goes "woof"?
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On it.
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The callback audition
has to be a new monologue.
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00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:44,518
Do you think The Crucible or Grease
would show off the jeans more?
242
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:45,850
I could do my hair...
243
00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:48,087
I shrunk the magic jeans.
244
00:13:48,294 --> 00:13:51,821
Oh, no, God. Take my jeans instead.
245
00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:56,027
You have an audition to worry about.
You should go rest.
246
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,863
But it's the middle of the day.
247
00:13:58,037 --> 00:14:01,097
Are you serious about this audition
or not?
248
00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:21,890
There was no way around it.
I was gonna have to tell Sue the truth...
249
00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:25,087
...that a burglar broke in
and stole only her jeans.
250
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,559
- Hi, sweetie.
- Mom, look...
251
00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:31,965
...I have the same jeans
as Jennifer Love Hewitt.
252
00:14:32,571 --> 00:14:35,199
Yeah, about that.
253
00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,935
Sue, I have some bad news.
254
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,203
You know that new dryer
that we have that we found...
255
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:45,407
...that's just so new and so good.
256
00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:47,415
It's really too good.
257
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:48,951
What are you talking about?
258
00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:51,278
Honey...
259
00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:54,085
...the dryer shrunk your jeans.
260
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:57,388
- What?
- I'm so, so sorry.
261
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:59,463
I just feel terrible.
262
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,999
That's okay. It's not your fault.
263
00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:07,297
I know, but I just feel horrible.
264
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:08,667
Don't feel horrible.
265
00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:10,398
They were just jeans.
266
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:13,136
And the truth is,
you were right before.
267
00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:15,610
It really is about
what's inside that counts.
268
00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:18,409
I just have to let my inner light
shine through.
269
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,849
Okay, yeah,
that's not what really happened.
270
00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:24,854
How could you do this to me?
You just want to ruin my life.
271
00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:28,357
You knew how important they were
to me, and you didn't keep them safe.
272
00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:31,018
You don't care about anyone
but yourself.
273
00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:32,493
I hate you.
274
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,528
Honey, you don't really feel that.
275
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:39,534
A lot of that
is just hormones talking.
276
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,502
You're frustrated and disappointed.
277
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,505
I'm just gonna give you some space.
278
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,304
And we'll talk about it more
when you've calmed down.
279
00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:48,446
Okay, that didn't happen either.
280
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,808
Oh, yeah?
281
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:52,883
Well, you are no picnic
to live with either.
282
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:55,145
You think I don't do anything
for you?
283
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:57,949
Let me tell you something, missy.
284
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,956
All I do are things for you.
285
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,117
And right now,
I'm not sure it's worth it.
286
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:04,489
Then leave me alone.
287
00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:07,962
You don't have to ask me twice.
288
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:18,074
Yep. The crying, the mood swings,
the unpredictable behavior...
289
00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:20,302
...it's a tough time.
290
00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:26,609
In the next couple days,
Sue and I weren't fighting...
291
00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:29,345
...but that's mostly because
we weren't talking.
292
00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:31,955
Oh, no. I can't find the...
293
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,523
Never mind. I got her.
294
00:16:34,693 --> 00:16:36,285
My bad.
295
00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:41,029
Hey, Dad.
Do you know where my lip gloss is?
296
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:44,228
Uh, no.
297
00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:49,034
That's okay, I'll find it. Thanks, Dad.
298
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:54,443
Wanna tell me why my daughter
is asking me about lip gloss?
299
00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:56,877
Because she's still punishing me.
300
00:16:57,049 --> 00:17:01,315
Well, the joke's on her, because I know
it went through the wash with her jeans.
301
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:05,656
Hey, Dad, great idea
gapping the spark plugs.
302
00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:08,554
She is running sweet now.
You're the man.
303
00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:11,392
So, what do you think
about this shirt?
304
00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:13,554
Am I trying too hard, or?
305
00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:15,666
A girl like that? You gotta try hard.
306
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,802
Heh. You know it.
307
00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:19,968
Boom!
308
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:26,103
- He's a good kid.
- Shut up.
309
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:29,942
I'm texting Bella
that you picked me up in your own car.
310
00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:33,482
I'm texting Bella
that you look really cute tonight.
311
00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:36,018
I'm texting Bella
that I look really cute tonight.
312
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:44,155
You don't have to text Bella
about this.
313
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,857
Brick. Dog.
314
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,467
I gotta go pick up Axl.
315
00:17:58,644 --> 00:17:59,941
The car broke down.
316
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:03,604
Typical teenager.
He probably tried to push it over 20.
317
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:13,017
Way to go, Dad.
I told you it was the carburetor.
318
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,284
- He's so lame.
- It's not the carburetor.
319
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:18,327
You don't know.
You don't know anything.
320
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:19,964
He doesn't know anything.
321
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:22,999
Axl. Watch it.
322
00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:24,465
I was just trying to help.
323
00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:27,969
So I'm texting Bella that your dad
is dropping us at the movies.
324
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,631
I'm texting Bella that your dad is tall.
325
00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:33,073
Tall and clueless.
326
00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:37,543
Okay, here we are.
327
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:40,742
This is my house.
328
00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:43,683
That's right. Axl isn't
gonna be able to go out with you.
329
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:47,314
I'm sorry, because clearly
you're a very high level of girl.
330
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:50,257
But until Axl learns
the correct way to talk to his dad...
331
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:51,760
...he's not going anywhere.
332
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,727
You're welcome to text Bella
that too.
333
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:58,869
God, Dad is trying
to ruin my entire life.
334
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:03,835
Aw. Come here, I'll fist bump you.
335
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:08,076
He told me I didn't know anything.
336
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:11,614
- What? You know a ton.
- Thank you.
337
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,682
Sue hates me.
338
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,911
That's crazy. You totally rock.
339
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:18,556
Right? No.
340
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:22,251
We thought we could help them
and it just seems to enrage them.
341
00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:25,954
Teenagers put you through hell
so you don't miss them when they go.
342
00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:28,725
Yeah, nature's smart.
343
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:34,364
They're good kids.
If this is the worst of it, we'll be fine.
344
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:38,101
- You're right. We're lucky.
- Very lucky.
345
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:42,113
- Of course, we could be luckier.
- Don't I know it.
346
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,385
Hi, Dad. Morning, Mom.
347
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:50,044
And just like that
and for no particular reason...
348
00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:51,883
...Sue was back to her sweet self.
349
00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:54,651
I knew it wouldn't last,
so I just went with it.
350
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:58,657
And Mom, I wanted you to know
that I decided to wear my new jeans...
351
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:02,459
...to the drama club audition anyway.
I'm just gonna wear them as Bermudas.
352
00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:04,124
Bermudas are in.
353
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,396
They're not,
but I wasn't saying a word.
354
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:10,064
That's great, honey.
I think I stuck them in the laundry room.
355
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:13,935
The aunts are back from Vegas.
356
00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:16,307
They're coming to pick up Doris.
Where is she?
357
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,409
Brick?
Did something happen to that dog?
358
00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:23,953
Don't forget,
I can always tell when you're lying.
359
00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:27,091
Brick has a tell when he's lying.
360
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,420
- Brick, did you break the lamp?
- No.
361
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:32,492
I'm lying.
362
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,428
Okay, I'm just gonna
tell you the truth.
363
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:41,295
Doris is gone. She's gone.
Her wagon is empty...
364
00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:43,168
...and I don't know where she went.
365
00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:46,106
Congratulations. You were right.
366
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:48,974
Being responsible
is not my strong suit.
367
00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:51,945
I'll be in my room
thinking about what I've done.
368
00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:54,410
My jeans.
369
00:20:57,022 --> 00:20:58,683
Puppies.
370
00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:01,724
Doris, what were you thinking?
371
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:05,727
You were almost home free
and now you're starting over?
372
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:08,664
Big mistake, Doris, big mistake.
373
00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:10,961
Yup, the next few years
wouldn't be easy...
374
00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:13,297
...hormones, dating, driving.
375
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:14,996
But whenever I got frustrated...
376
00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:17,334
...I remembered the look in
that dog's eyes...
377
00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:20,205
...and thought,
"At least I got it better than Doris."
378
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:24,577
Can we keep one?
I promise I'll take care of it this time.
379
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,877
I'm lying.
380
00:21:26,927 --> 00:21:31,477
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