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Adult Adam: Back in the '80s,
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my best friend was my grandfather.
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If there was something awesome to do,
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I was gonna tackle it with Pops,
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and that week,
that awesome thing would be
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the most hyped movie
of our time... "Batman."
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- Pops...
- Oh.
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I have the biggest news in your
80-some years of life.
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A Batman movie's coming out,
and it's going to be awesome!
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Batm'n? I'm in!
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Me and your dad love the old
Adam West TV show.
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- Didn't we, Murray?
- [As Adam West] It appears to me,
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Commissioner Gordon,
that the Joker, Riddler,
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and the Catwoman have escaped.
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What is that? What is he doing?
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I think that's Adam West as Batm'n.
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Your inability to identify
this spot-on impression
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is criminal.
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Come on. Let's go see Adam West
on the big screen
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before your dad ruins it forever!
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Actually, the new movie
stars Michael Keaton.
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- The guy who plays Beetle-Buzz?
- Beetlejuice.
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Beetle-Jazz can't be Batm'n.
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There is only one Caped Crusader,
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- and that is me.
- Stop it!
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Why is he doing that weird voice?
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'Cause we're going to see "Batman."
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I've been waiting to see that
for months!
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I'm gonna grab my coat
and pound a couple of Jolts...
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want to make sure I'm really wired
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when I yell things back at the screen.
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It appears the Batcave is all mine
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to watch the Bat-Television
in my Bat-Underpants.
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- Stop it!
- Come on. Let's go.
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- To the Batmobile!
- To the Bat-Recliner.
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Ahh!
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Oh, man. This is awesome.
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Great movie, great seats, great snacks.
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Doesn't get any better than this.
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Is that seat taken?
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Is that seat taken?
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[Groans] Okay.
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Oh, no, it's Barry!
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Is that seat taken?
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We invited Barry
and forgot all about him.
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- Is that seat taken?
- Technically, he invited himself...
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- Is that seat taken?
- ...so I feel no remorse.
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Yo! Can you move your wheelchair
so I can sit there?
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Come on. He's your brother.
We got to say sorry.
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- Is that seat taken?!
- Do we?
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I-I mean, everything is so
perfect right now.
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That seat taken? That seat's taken, too.
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It's just one little "sorry."
He'll understand.
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What... the... hell?!
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You guys ditched me,
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now I'm walking around like a schmuck,
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begging strangers to move over?
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We were just so excited
to see the movie.
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- You get it.
- I don't get it!
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Where's my seat?
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I think there's a couple
seats in the front row.
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So you expect me to sit alone
in the front row,
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craning my neck up at the giant screen
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like putz-bag?
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- You don't have to do it like a putz-bag.
- No way.
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It's only fair if we all sit
in the terrible front row.
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Pfft. How is that fair?
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Two words... family.
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Okay, look, the movie's about to start.
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Just sit up there, and...
and we'll meet up afterwards.
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Fine!
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But this is the worst thing
that anyone has ever done to me.
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I'm twisted up inside
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But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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I don't know the future
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But the past keeps getting
clearer every day
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It was April 5, 1980-something.
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My sister's senior year
was cruising right along...
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until this happened.
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Question... What is this garbage?
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Oh, goodie!
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You got your college interview
for Penn State!
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Thing is, I didn't schedule it,
and I'm not going.
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Carnegie Mellon is
the only school I care about.
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Well, you always need a backup.
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That's why I always bake two pies,
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in case Murray eats one
while sleepwalking.
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Mom, if I don't get into CMU,
then I'm just gonna skip college
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to busk on the street
like a true artist.
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So, what am I supposed to tell people?
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"Oh, there's my daughter,
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singing next to a hobo
who's going pishy another hobo."
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Penn State is amazing!
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That place made your father
everything he is today.
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Bevy.
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I lost another hot dog.
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What? Why does this keep happening?
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I guess 'cause my, uh, gesturing hand
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is also my hot-dog-holding hand.
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I think my point here is proven.
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Murray, your daughter thinks
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she's too good to go
to her Penn State interview.
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Let's get something straight,
little missy.
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Graduating from Penn State
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is the greatest accomplishment
of my life.
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Too bad, Dad.
I'm going to Carnegie Mellon.
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You are going to Penn State.
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It is cheaper, it's more affordable,
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and it costs less!
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That's the same thing
said three different ways!
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Well, if it's good enough for me,
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it's good enough for you.
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Okay, fine.
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I guess I didn't realize
how important this was to you.
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I promise to take my Penn State
interview seriously.
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By "seriously", my sister meant
"intentionally tank"
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her Penn State interview.
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Yo, dude! Sorry I'm two hours late.
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Uh, well, three. [Chuckles]
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No worries. Come on in!
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Oh! Two points!
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Oh! Wow.
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There's not even a trash can
there. [Chuckles]
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Have a seat. [Clears throat]
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I'm Kyle Schnitz,
and it is very nice to meet you.
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My favorite part of being an alum
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is getting to interview
all kinds of great students.
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Oh, full disclosure.
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I'm not so much a, uh, great student
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as I am a cheater.
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I'm sorry.
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Aww!
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That's a cute dog you got there.
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Oh. Uh, thank you.
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Yes, that's Ruffles. He's a rescue.
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No, I'm talking about your wife.
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Boom! Upstairs! [Chuckles]
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Just gonna leave me hanging like that?
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Lame.
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Let's just forge onward, shall we?
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Um, so...
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what programs at Penn State
are you most excited to...
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Oh, my! What are you doing?
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[Muffled] Taking on
this meatball sub like a champ.
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- Want some, Kenny?
- It's... Kyle.
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Uh, would you please not get
sauce all over my...
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Gah! Damn it! That's my name placard!
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All right.
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Let me, uh, cut to the chase here, Kyle.
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I am one hell of a singer.
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I mean, check out these pipes.
[Clears throat]
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Kyle Schnitz smells like farts
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Oh, stinky, stinky farts
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That was right off the top of the dome.
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And interview over!
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The only thing more uncomfortable
than Erica's interview
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was Barry's seat at the movie.
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Wait till they get a load of me.
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What's happening?
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This isn't like the TV show at all.
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I know! It's so awesome!
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Adult Adam: He certainly was to me.
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But to Pops, his Batman
was from the old TV show.
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This is crazy.
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You really think
Adam West is the better Batman?
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He's the only Batm'n.
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And this new fancy movie
forgot the best part!
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Where were the "POWs" and "BAMs"
when Batm'n socks the Joker?
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I'm not so sure you need to see
big cartoon words
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when Bat punches a dude.
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We'll just watch the old show,
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and then you'll see
what I'm talking about.
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Well, no matter which Batman is better,
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at least we can agree
we had an awesome day together.
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[Clattering]
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What... the... hell?!
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- Oh, no.
- Balls.
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Balls is right, man!
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Who exactly are you talking to
right now?
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You!
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My neck is just jacked up
from sitting in the front row.
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We were bickering about Batm'n,
and forgot you were up there.
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But this always happens!
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You two do everything without me!
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Well, I know this looks bad,
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but we never leave you out of the fun!
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- [Oven timer dings]
- What was that?
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- Nothing.
- What's in the oven, dudes?
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- Don't look in the oven, Barry.
- You better not be doing
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- what I think you're doing.
- Don't look in the oven!
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I'm going to the oven!
I'm looking inside!
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Oh, my God!
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You two made Batman Shrinky Dinks...
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without me?
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You know I live for shrinking dinks.
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We know that. Everyone knows that!
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There's only two shrunken dinks, man!
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Not three dinks. Just two!
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Yeah, 'cause it's one dink for me
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and one dink for you.
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Don't!
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Just don't.
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[Oven door closes]
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You're gonna pay for this.
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Oh, Barry, come back.
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You can have my dink.
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You can have my dink, Barry!
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Beverly: Murray!
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Your daughter has some huge news!
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Erica, tell your father all about...
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Okay, I can't stand it anymore!
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She said she killed
in her interview... killed!
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Whoo-hoo! That's my peanut!
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Yep! I really made an impression
on the Penn State guy.
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Like, he's never gonna forget me.
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[Laughing] Oh, my God.
I'm so happy, I could [bleep].
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That's actually, uh, good timing,
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'cause Carnegie Mellon
just sent you a letter,
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and it's kind of thin.
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Oh, no! It is thin!
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If they said yes,
they wouldn't send the thin one!
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Wait. Maybe they, uh,
just sent a pre-letter
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to tell me that the thick one's
on the way, and...
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Son of a bitch!
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I got rejected!
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Carnegie Mellon rejected my baby?
[Scoffs]
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Well, I'm never buying another melon!
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From this moment on,
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this family eats tree fruits only.
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No more scoopable fruits. You hear me?
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Good news, though. You got your backup.
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Yes!
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That is good news, that I have a backup.
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Murray's an alum, and you will be, too.
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Penn State is happening.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Well, um...
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I have to go for, uh...
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for a reason I can't think of right now,
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but it's real, so bye.
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Hey!
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Oh, no! She's back.
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It's okay! It's me... Erica Goldberg.
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Uh, yeah. I remember.
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I'm going to my car now,
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and my secretary knows I'm down here.
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Wait. No. Don't walk away from me.
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Or run!
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- Don't make me chase you, Schnitz!
- Oh, God.
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My secretary has no idea where I am.
254
00:08:42,726 --> 00:08:44,209
I slipped out to go to my pottery class!
255
00:08:44,277 --> 00:08:46,211
Look, I know I messed up my interview,
256
00:08:46,263 --> 00:08:47,595
but I have my reasons!
257
00:08:47,681 --> 00:08:49,614
I only tanked it on purpose
out of spite!
258
00:08:49,700 --> 00:08:51,049
That's even worse than being crazy.
259
00:08:51,084 --> 00:08:52,884
I'm not crazy, and this proves it!
260
00:08:52,919 --> 00:08:54,853
Look at my teacher recommendations!
261
00:08:54,905 --> 00:08:57,322
Just look at them! Damn it!
262
00:08:57,374 --> 00:08:59,524
- You are nuts, lady!
- And I have good SATs!
263
00:08:59,593 --> 00:09:00,892
- Ow!
- I need to get a will.
264
00:09:00,944 --> 00:09:02,327
And I played soccer in the 10th grade!
265
00:09:02,362 --> 00:09:04,279
I was also Model U.N. Treasurer!
266
00:09:04,364 --> 00:09:06,598
[Tires squeal]
267
00:09:06,650 --> 00:09:07,982
268
00:09:08,068 --> 00:09:09,501
- I think that helped.
- With that,
269
00:09:09,536 --> 00:09:11,786
Erica officially lost her backup school.
270
00:09:11,972 --> 00:09:13,938
Meanwhile,
Pops was giving me an education
271
00:09:13,974 --> 00:09:15,623
on the old version of "Batman."
272
00:09:15,692 --> 00:09:18,326
See that? It's a camera trick.
273
00:09:18,412 --> 00:09:20,812
- Th-They shoot it sideways.
- Yeah, I got it.
274
00:09:20,897 --> 00:09:22,781
Now, this is Batm'n!
275
00:09:22,833 --> 00:09:24,165
Little did I know,
276
00:09:24,251 --> 00:09:26,051
my scorned brother
was lurking in the shadows
277
00:09:26,103 --> 00:09:28,036
and planning a dastardly
revenge plot to ensure
278
00:09:28,121 --> 00:09:31,298
that me and my grandfather
would never forget him again.
279
00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:34,282
[Laughs evilly]
280
00:09:34,695 --> 00:09:36,277
What?
281
00:09:36,346 --> 00:09:37,512
Adult Adam: Like the Joker himself,
282
00:09:37,597 --> 00:09:39,097
Barry set a treacherous trap
283
00:09:39,149 --> 00:09:41,366
that would destroy
the dynamic duo forever.
284
00:09:41,451 --> 00:09:44,002
Adam! Come quick! It's an emergency!
285
00:09:45,939 --> 00:09:47,605
Oh! Thanks for dropping by.
286
00:09:47,657 --> 00:09:49,240
You said it was an emergency.
287
00:09:49,326 --> 00:09:50,959
A hang-with-my-bro emergency.
288
00:09:51,044 --> 00:09:52,460
Here, have a seat.
289
00:09:53,430 --> 00:09:54,813
No!
290
00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:57,732
This chair.
291
00:09:57,818 --> 00:10:00,251
And action...
292
00:10:00,303 --> 00:10:02,220
is my favorite movie genre.
293
00:10:02,272 --> 00:10:03,471
Which reminds me,
294
00:10:03,557 --> 00:10:06,324
I saw you watching that
old Batman TV show.
295
00:10:06,410 --> 00:10:07,776
Pops was right.
296
00:10:07,844 --> 00:10:09,561
Adam West is better than Keaton.
297
00:10:09,596 --> 00:10:12,063
Pops doesn't know
the first thing about Batman.
298
00:10:12,149 --> 00:10:14,833
He doesn't even say it right.
He says "Batm'n."
299
00:10:14,885 --> 00:10:16,668
But you told Pops you love his show.
300
00:10:16,753 --> 00:10:18,853
It kind of sounds
like you lied to his face.
301
00:10:18,939 --> 00:10:21,706
I had to. It's just... It's so corny!
302
00:10:21,742 --> 00:10:22,741
Say it louder.
303
00:10:22,826 --> 00:10:24,325
I mean, it made no sense at all.
304
00:10:24,411 --> 00:10:26,261
They had a bat-calendar.
305
00:10:26,346 --> 00:10:27,212
Move more into the light.
306
00:10:27,297 --> 00:10:28,847
And bat shark repellant?
307
00:10:28,882 --> 00:10:32,267
Why would a superhero even have
that on his utility belt? Why?!
308
00:10:32,352 --> 00:10:34,769
So you don't just reject Pops' Batman.
309
00:10:34,855 --> 00:10:37,305
You reject Pops as a human old person?
310
00:10:37,390 --> 00:10:38,857
Nah, I'm just humoring him.
311
00:10:38,892 --> 00:10:41,810
All that old-timey stuff he likes,
it's just not for me.
312
00:10:41,895 --> 00:10:43,111
And cut.
313
00:10:43,196 --> 00:10:44,562
- Why would you say that?
- No reason.
314
00:10:44,614 --> 00:10:48,149
I always like our talks.
Go away now. Come on. Come on.
315
00:10:48,235 --> 00:10:50,401
And with that, my brother
had everything he needed
316
00:10:50,487 --> 00:10:51,903
to become a villain
that could even rival
317
00:10:51,988 --> 00:10:54,372
Jack Nicholson's Joker.
318
00:10:54,407 --> 00:10:56,825
- Wait till they get a load of me.
- What'd you say?
319
00:10:56,910 --> 00:10:58,543
Nothing! Go away now!
320
00:11:00,664 --> 00:11:02,413
Wait till they get a load of...
321
00:11:02,499 --> 00:11:03,414
Nope.
322
00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:05,060
Moment's passed. Damn it.
323
00:11:06,381 --> 00:11:08,802
It had been a day since my
sister's Penn State disaster,
324
00:11:08,873 --> 00:11:12,080
and our parents still
didn't know... until now.
325
00:11:12,159 --> 00:11:13,675
Hey, folks, no need for alarm,
326
00:11:13,711 --> 00:11:16,495
except for the incredibly
alarming phone call I just got.
327
00:11:16,580 --> 00:11:19,047
It seems that Erica tanked
her interview with Penn State,
328
00:11:19,099 --> 00:11:21,750
and then attacked the man
in a parking garage.
329
00:11:21,785 --> 00:11:23,135
- What?!
- What have you done, child?!
330
00:11:23,220 --> 00:11:24,436
It's not my fault!
331
00:11:24,521 --> 00:11:25,854
Dad said I had to go to Penn State,
332
00:11:25,906 --> 00:11:27,823
and I wanted CMU,
and now I have nothing,
333
00:11:27,908 --> 00:11:29,691
and, dear Lord, this is a disaster!
334
00:11:29,727 --> 00:11:31,326
Look, you folks can relax
335
00:11:31,361 --> 00:11:33,929
because ol' Glascott has the solution.
336
00:11:34,014 --> 00:11:34,896
- Good.
- Thank God.
337
00:11:34,982 --> 00:11:36,581
I have failed as a mother.
338
00:11:36,667 --> 00:11:38,216
Are any of you familiar with the
339
00:11:38,302 --> 00:11:40,402
International Correspondence School?
340
00:11:40,487 --> 00:11:43,054
Do you want to make more money?
Sure, we all do.
341
00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:44,856
You may have seen
their catchy TV commercials
342
00:11:44,942 --> 00:11:47,342
starring America's sweetheart,
Sally Struthers.
343
00:11:47,428 --> 00:11:48,643
- Don't.
- Ooh, look!
344
00:11:48,695 --> 00:11:49,895
In just two short years,
345
00:11:49,963 --> 00:11:51,663
you can get a degree in TV/VCR repair.
346
00:11:51,849 --> 00:11:53,532
But I don't want to fix TVs!
347
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,116
Well, luckily, you have a bunch
of other options...
348
00:11:55,202 --> 00:11:59,621
gun repair, child daycare,
learning the personal computer.
349
00:11:59,673 --> 00:12:01,740
We're seeing the same thing you are!
350
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,241
You don't have to read it out loud!
351
00:12:03,327 --> 00:12:05,126
Interior decorating? Cooking?
352
00:12:05,212 --> 00:12:07,012
Art? Air condition and maintenance?
353
00:12:07,097 --> 00:12:09,197
I mean, what does this school not have?
354
00:12:09,266 --> 00:12:10,849
- A campus.
- This is a nightmare!
355
00:12:10,934 --> 00:12:12,717
Okay, let's all just take a breath.
356
00:12:12,803 --> 00:12:14,269
We've got one card left to play.
357
00:12:14,338 --> 00:12:15,620
Murray, you're an alum.
358
00:12:15,706 --> 00:12:17,005
You'll go down there
359
00:12:17,057 --> 00:12:18,189
and straighten this whole mess out.
360
00:12:18,275 --> 00:12:19,908
Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea.
361
00:12:19,943 --> 00:12:20,742
What? Why not?
362
00:12:20,794 --> 00:12:21,910
She made her bed,
363
00:12:21,962 --> 00:12:23,812
and now she's gonna have to lie in it!
364
00:12:23,847 --> 00:12:24,813
Kid's got to learn.
365
00:12:24,865 --> 00:12:26,114
Yeah. In college.
366
00:12:26,199 --> 00:12:28,300
Okay, I am not getting involved.
367
00:12:28,385 --> 00:12:29,651
End of story!
368
00:12:29,686 --> 00:12:31,319
Do not pry!
369
00:12:31,405 --> 00:12:32,454
Shh!
370
00:12:32,506 --> 00:12:34,589
Well, I am getting you into Penn State.
371
00:12:34,641 --> 00:12:35,824
No child of mine will deal
372
00:12:35,893 --> 00:12:37,459
with the consequences of her actions!
373
00:12:37,494 --> 00:12:38,543
Excuse me.
374
00:12:38,629 --> 00:12:40,545
1-800...
375
00:12:40,631 --> 00:12:42,564
As Erica's college career
went up in flames,
376
00:12:42,649 --> 00:12:44,499
my plan to shoot a Batman
movie with Pops
377
00:12:44,551 --> 00:12:45,684
was about to be shut down.
378
00:12:45,769 --> 00:12:47,936
Well, well, well.
379
00:12:48,021 --> 00:12:50,550
If it isn't Adamander Goldberg
in the flesh.
380
00:12:50,613 --> 00:12:52,562
- Adamander?
- We need to talk, my friend.
381
00:12:52,609 --> 00:12:54,743
You think Adam is short for Adamander?
382
00:12:54,795 --> 00:12:55,877
It's time to pay the piper.
383
00:12:55,929 --> 00:12:57,062
Do you think it's like Alexander?
384
00:12:57,147 --> 00:12:58,313
Forget the name!
385
00:12:58,348 --> 00:12:59,864
You got other things to worry about.
386
00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:00,832
Did I ever.
387
00:13:00,918 --> 00:13:01,986
At that very moment,
388
00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:04,185
Pops would stumble upon
a secret recording of me
389
00:13:04,237 --> 00:13:05,837
bashing him and all he held dear.
390
00:13:05,906 --> 00:13:07,505
Nah, I'm just humoring him.
391
00:13:07,591 --> 00:13:09,140
All that old-timey stuff he likes,
392
00:13:09,226 --> 00:13:10,775
it's just not for me.
393
00:13:10,861 --> 00:13:12,844
Oh, no. I said awful things
394
00:13:12,913 --> 00:13:14,462
about his terrible version of "Batman."
395
00:13:14,514 --> 00:13:16,731
Yes... you... did.
396
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:21,002
For once, Pops is gonna be
in my stupid home movie.
397
00:13:21,088 --> 00:13:23,772
"RAD: The Barry Goldberg Story."
398
00:13:23,857 --> 00:13:26,458
No! You can't put that
wonderful elderly man
399
00:13:26,543 --> 00:13:27,676
in a BMX movie!
400
00:13:27,761 --> 00:13:29,811
I don't think you'll be stopping me.
401
00:13:29,863 --> 00:13:32,664
[Dramatic music plays]
402
00:13:32,749 --> 00:13:34,799
No! You can't do this!
403
00:13:34,885 --> 00:13:36,685
Okay. This isn't a problem.
404
00:13:36,737 --> 00:13:38,503
I'll just grab my toolbox and...
405
00:13:38,572 --> 00:13:40,922
Damn it! I don't have real-world skills.
406
00:13:41,008 --> 00:13:43,942
Or a utility belt with actual utilities!
407
00:13:44,027 --> 00:13:46,027
Well, well, looks like you
wanted to get into Penn State
408
00:13:46,079 --> 00:13:48,513
a little bit more than you thought,
hmm, Ms. Goldberg?
409
00:13:48,598 --> 00:13:51,750
She does, and we are so, so grateful
410
00:13:51,835 --> 00:13:53,768
that you agreed to meet with us today,
411
00:13:53,804 --> 00:13:56,571
and Erica is very sorry
for her behavior.
412
00:13:56,657 --> 00:13:57,739
I really am.
413
00:13:57,791 --> 00:14:00,175
I mean, stalking you in the garage
414
00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:03,411
and singing a hurtful song
about you smelling like poots
415
00:14:03,447 --> 00:14:06,530
and comparing your wife's appearance
to that of a canine...
416
00:14:06,593 --> 00:14:10,335
It's all... very... not good.
417
00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:12,771
I might also add,
she ate a sandwich on my desk.
418
00:14:12,856 --> 00:14:15,357
Which reminds me, you know,
I never had my lunch.
419
00:14:15,409 --> 00:14:18,226
Would you mind if I rudely devoured
this and wasted your time?
420
00:14:18,261 --> 00:14:19,394
Okay, I deserve that.
421
00:14:21,615 --> 00:14:22,831
Mm, that is very messy.
422
00:14:22,899 --> 00:14:24,249
All right, well, I made my point, okay?
423
00:14:24,334 --> 00:14:26,051
Well, it might interest you to know
424
00:14:26,119 --> 00:14:28,269
that my husband, Murray Goldberg,
425
00:14:28,355 --> 00:14:31,172
is an active alum of this school.
426
00:14:31,224 --> 00:14:32,707
An active alum?
427
00:14:32,776 --> 00:14:34,109
- Active.
- Damn it. Fine.
428
00:14:34,194 --> 00:14:36,177
Well, I'm sure we can, uh,
work something out.
429
00:14:36,213 --> 00:14:37,178
[Chuckles]
430
00:14:37,214 --> 00:14:38,847
Just take a look.
431
00:14:38,899 --> 00:14:40,115
Huh.
432
00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:42,684
It appears that Mr. Goldberg
is not, in fact,
433
00:14:42,719 --> 00:14:44,486
a graduate of Penn State.
434
00:14:44,538 --> 00:14:46,204
What? How dare you!
435
00:14:46,289 --> 00:14:47,555
Oh, see for yourself.
436
00:14:47,591 --> 00:14:51,659
He's one credit shy of graduation.
437
00:14:52,579 --> 00:14:54,896
I say I'd earned
a celebratory bite, hmm?
438
00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:55,947
[Chuckles]
439
00:14:56,033 --> 00:14:57,332
[Groans]
440
00:14:57,367 --> 00:14:58,500
Oh, Schnitz!
441
00:14:58,552 --> 00:14:59,834
I messed myself.
442
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,302
I messed myself.
443
00:15:01,388 --> 00:15:03,238
College dropout?!
444
00:15:03,290 --> 00:15:05,373
I'm married to a college dropout?!
445
00:15:05,425 --> 00:15:06,891
You're a college dropout!
446
00:15:06,977 --> 00:15:09,427
I dropped out to marry you, dropout!
447
00:15:09,513 --> 00:15:10,995
So this is why you wouldn't help,
448
00:15:11,081 --> 00:15:12,914
because you've been lying
for three decades?
449
00:15:12,966 --> 00:15:14,132
I feel bad,
450
00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:15,817
and I say that
from the bottom of my heart
451
00:15:15,852 --> 00:15:17,869
and also to end this conversation!
452
00:15:17,954 --> 00:15:19,003
This is nuts.
453
00:15:19,089 --> 00:15:21,005
You both lectured me my entire life
454
00:15:21,091 --> 00:15:22,640
on how important college is,
455
00:15:22,726 --> 00:15:25,493
and now I find out that
neither of you even graduated?
456
00:15:25,579 --> 00:15:27,245
I was one credit short!
457
00:15:27,330 --> 00:15:29,931
You know, if I eat 99% of a sandwich,
458
00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:31,533
I still ate a sandwich!
459
00:15:31,568 --> 00:15:33,451
This isn't a sandwich! It's my future!
460
00:15:33,537 --> 00:15:34,753
Look, it doesn't matter what I did.
461
00:15:34,838 --> 00:15:36,020
I'm still your father,
462
00:15:36,106 --> 00:15:38,073
and you're not skipping out on college.
463
00:15:38,108 --> 00:15:41,076
I am done taking life advice
from a hypocrite.
464
00:15:41,128 --> 00:15:42,794
Since none of these colleges
will take me,
465
00:15:42,879 --> 00:15:45,013
I am just gonna focus on my music
466
00:15:45,082 --> 00:15:47,782
and busk on the streets
like a true artist!
467
00:15:48,802 --> 00:15:50,852
Why didn't you back me up
on the sandwich metaphor?
468
00:15:50,887 --> 00:15:53,922
Well, I hope you're happy.
Your daughter's a busker.
469
00:15:53,990 --> 00:15:55,490
We've lost her to the streets.
470
00:15:55,575 --> 00:15:56,925
Busking?
471
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,543
As Erica walked out
on her college future,
472
00:15:58,728 --> 00:16:01,029
Pops had stumbled right into
Barry's supervillain trap,
473
00:16:01,081 --> 00:16:02,580
and it was foolproof.
474
00:16:02,666 --> 00:16:05,517
[Sighs] Adam said
some pretty nasty words
475
00:16:05,602 --> 00:16:07,035
about everything you love.
476
00:16:07,070 --> 00:16:09,204
Can't imagine what you must be
thinking right now.
477
00:16:09,256 --> 00:16:11,306
I think you secretly taped Adam
478
00:16:11,391 --> 00:16:13,942
in a weird attempt to turn us
against each other.
479
00:16:14,027 --> 00:16:15,660
How dare you, sir!
480
00:16:15,745 --> 00:16:18,513
You told Adam to stand in better light.
481
00:16:18,548 --> 00:16:21,266
You really need to learn
how to grift someone, kiddo.
482
00:16:21,351 --> 00:16:24,853
If anything,
you should be angry at Adam!
483
00:16:24,921 --> 00:16:28,389
He's the one who bad-mouthed you
while I happened to be filming!
484
00:16:28,441 --> 00:16:29,607
Yeah, where's Adam?
485
00:16:29,693 --> 00:16:31,292
I was trapped with no way out.
486
00:16:31,378 --> 00:16:32,794
Think, Adamander! Think!
487
00:16:32,879 --> 00:16:34,596
And then I saw it.
488
00:16:34,648 --> 00:16:36,147
My sheets served as my own Bat-Signal.
489
00:16:37,284 --> 00:16:38,950
Forget the Batman movie and TV show.
490
00:16:39,836 --> 00:16:42,120
I'd be the greatest Dark Knight
Gotham had ever seen!
491
00:16:43,373 --> 00:16:45,507
I told you! Adam's long gone!
492
00:16:45,542 --> 00:16:47,041
- Whoa!
- [Thuds]
493
00:16:47,127 --> 00:16:49,794
That looks so much easier on TV!
494
00:16:51,598 --> 00:16:52,881
Adam, are you okay?
495
00:16:52,933 --> 00:16:53,882
No!
496
00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:55,600
This crazy man locked me in my room
497
00:16:55,685 --> 00:16:57,602
so he could make
a dirt-biking movie with you!
498
00:16:57,687 --> 00:16:59,220
Barry, why would you do this?
499
00:16:59,306 --> 00:17:01,139
The kid could have gotten real hurt.
500
00:17:01,224 --> 00:17:03,141
- I just had enough.
- Enough of what?
501
00:17:03,226 --> 00:17:04,726
Of you two leaving me out!
502
00:17:06,229 --> 00:17:08,813
All my life, you guys have been
the dynamic duo...
503
00:17:08,899 --> 00:17:12,784
having fun, making awesome movies.
504
00:17:12,869 --> 00:17:14,285
Did it ever occur to you, just once,
505
00:17:14,371 --> 00:17:15,787
maybe I'd like to be included?
506
00:17:15,872 --> 00:17:19,157
Barry, you're my grandson, too.
You know I love you.
507
00:17:19,242 --> 00:17:21,376
It doesn't feel like that, Pops.
508
00:17:21,411 --> 00:17:24,329
509
00:17:25,276 --> 00:17:26,908
With her college dreams dashed,
510
00:17:26,971 --> 00:17:28,932
Erica would busk her way
to fame and fortune.
511
00:17:28,979 --> 00:17:31,453
Naturally, she'd rely on
the greatest song of the '80s.
512
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:35,977
Gonna take a lot
to take me away from you
513
00:17:36,047 --> 00:17:38,380
There's nothing that
a hundred men or more...
514
00:17:38,466 --> 00:17:39,598
[Gasps]
515
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,313
Gah! Gross!
516
00:17:41,384 --> 00:17:44,068
I bless the rains down in A...
517
00:17:44,135 --> 00:17:46,019
[Gasps] Damn it!
518
00:17:46,087 --> 00:17:49,122
Gonna take more than that
to make me leave this pla...
519
00:17:49,207 --> 00:17:52,225
Gah! Come on!
520
00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:56,095
I hate the rains down in Jenkintown
521
00:17:56,131 --> 00:17:57,847
While Erica's dreams broke down,
522
00:17:57,932 --> 00:18:00,125
me and Pops were ready to build
Barry back up.
523
00:18:00,188 --> 00:18:01,438
Hi.
524
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,299
Hey.
525
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,836
So, me and Pops are starting
our Batman movie,
526
00:18:05,899 --> 00:18:08,032
but we couldn't decide
which Batman was better,
527
00:18:08,110 --> 00:18:09,826
so we're gonna have both.
528
00:18:09,878 --> 00:18:11,127
Sounds fun.
529
00:18:11,179 --> 00:18:13,813
A-Actually, we thought you could
have some fun with us.
530
00:18:13,899 --> 00:18:14,864
Really?
531
00:18:14,950 --> 00:18:16,900
I mean, we got the superheroes,
532
00:18:16,969 --> 00:18:18,818
but no one for us to fight.
533
00:18:18,904 --> 00:18:20,036
I don't know.
534
00:18:20,072 --> 00:18:21,504
I-I didn't really like being the Joker.
535
00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:23,723
I think this time you will.
536
00:18:23,809 --> 00:18:25,158
Follow us.
537
00:18:25,244 --> 00:18:27,444
[Toto's "Africa" plays]
538
00:18:27,496 --> 00:18:30,964
No way! A BMX Batman movie?
539
00:18:31,049 --> 00:18:33,316
Look, we never meant to leave you out,
540
00:18:33,368 --> 00:18:34,718
and now that you're here,
541
00:18:34,786 --> 00:18:37,470
I say we turn the dynamic duo
542
00:18:37,556 --> 00:18:39,222
into the fearsome threesome!
543
00:18:40,993 --> 00:18:45,395
It's really getting
soaked down in Jenkintown
544
00:18:45,447 --> 00:18:49,049
There's nothing that a hundred
men or more could ever do
545
00:18:49,134 --> 00:18:50,267
How's it going?
546
00:18:50,302 --> 00:18:51,768
I-It's going great.
547
00:18:51,853 --> 00:18:54,955
Listen, I realized
you were right about me,
548
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:58,608
screaming at you all these years
about finishing college,
549
00:18:58,644 --> 00:19:00,360
and I didn't even see it through.
550
00:19:00,445 --> 00:19:01,528
So you're not gonna make me go home
551
00:19:01,613 --> 00:19:02,545
and apply to new schools?
552
00:19:02,631 --> 00:19:04,047
I'd like to, but I can't,
553
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:06,316
not after lying to you all these years.
554
00:19:06,368 --> 00:19:07,450
So that's it?
555
00:19:07,502 --> 00:19:08,785
Tell me I'm a moron!
556
00:19:08,837 --> 00:19:10,553
Tell me not to give up on myself!
557
00:19:10,589 --> 00:19:12,172
Tell me to apply to new schools
558
00:19:12,257 --> 00:19:13,940
and make something of my stupid life!
559
00:19:14,026 --> 00:19:15,859
Sounds like I don't have to say anything
560
00:19:15,944 --> 00:19:17,594
because you already know it.
561
00:19:17,629 --> 00:19:18,545
I guess you're right.
562
00:19:20,782 --> 00:19:22,649
I also know that
if I'm gonna start college,
563
00:19:22,734 --> 00:19:23,967
then you're gonna finish it.
564
00:19:24,002 --> 00:19:26,219
Hey, I do high-level accounting
every day.
565
00:19:26,305 --> 00:19:27,604
It's one credit. Come on.
566
00:19:29,157 --> 00:19:30,623
Okay, fine.
567
00:19:30,709 --> 00:19:32,876
If you're willing to see it through...
568
00:19:32,928 --> 00:19:34,311
so can I.
569
00:19:34,363 --> 00:19:36,915
That day, my dad was the hero
who saved Erica,
570
00:19:36,978 --> 00:19:38,548
and she ended up saving him right back.
571
00:19:38,664 --> 00:19:41,542
-
It's gonna take a lot to take...
- And that night, I finally got the chance
572
00:19:41,636 --> 00:19:45,005
to be the Dark Knight,
with my superfamily by my side.
573
00:19:45,090 --> 00:19:48,258
The Joker's on the loose.
To the Batmobile.
574
00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:51,144
- [Toto continues playing]
- To the better Batmobile.
575
00:19:51,330 --> 00:19:53,607
Because in the end,
the greatest superheroes...
576
00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:56,182
-
I bless the rains down in Africa
- ...don't have powers or wear capes.
577
00:19:56,268 --> 00:19:57,634
They're the people who stick with us
578
00:19:57,719 --> 00:19:59,536
through the greatest adventure of all...
579
00:19:59,571 --> 00:20:00,737
growing up.
580
00:20:00,789 --> 00:20:03,673
I bless the rains down in Africa
581
00:20:03,759 --> 00:20:06,509
Truth is, it's not how
many gadgets we have
582
00:20:06,595 --> 00:20:08,561
in our utility belt
that get us through life.
583
00:20:08,647 --> 00:20:11,197
What really saves the day
are the loved ones...
584
00:20:11,283 --> 00:20:13,166
...who stand by our side and help us fight
585
00:20:13,251 --> 00:20:15,452
to make our dreams come true.
586
00:20:15,537 --> 00:20:17,761
_
587
00:20:29,134 --> 00:20:31,562
I am... super!
588
00:20:32,109 --> 00:20:33,905
- Batm'n.
- Batman.
589
00:20:34,062 --> 00:20:35,484
That's what I said... Batm'n.
590
00:20:35,585 --> 00:20:36,629
No, you're saying "Batm'n."
591
00:20:37,131 --> 00:20:39,432
Listen... I'm Batman!
592
00:20:39,534 --> 00:20:41,934
I'm Batm'n.
593
00:20:42,027 --> 00:20:44,227
- I'm Batman!
- I'm Batm'n.
594
00:20:44,339 --> 00:20:46,325
- I'm Batman! I'm Batman!
- I'm Batm'n.
595
00:20:46,388 --> 00:20:48,399
What on Earth are you two doing?
596
00:20:48,509 --> 00:20:50,376
No need to be alarmed, citizen.
597
00:20:50,478 --> 00:20:52,545
We are crime-fighting professionals.
598
00:20:52,647 --> 00:20:55,288
Get off the side of the house,
or I'll kill both Batmans.
599
00:20:55,391 --> 00:20:56,757
See, that's how you say it.
600
00:20:59,128 --> 00:21:01,362
I'm walking off this picture.
601
00:21:01,479 --> 00:21:06,479
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602
00:21:06,529 --> 00:21:11,079
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