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Ah, school dances...
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Back in the day, nothing was better
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than dressing up and getting down
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with all your friends.
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And the king of them all was prom,
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a magical night everyone
wanted to remember forever,
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but no one wanted to make
it last more than my big bro.
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Hello, Father.
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I come to you today with
a life-and-death request.
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Why do you look like a
department-store pianist?
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You're a department-store pianist!
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No! Sorry.
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Let me start over.
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As you know, next weekend is prom.
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It is literally guaranteed
to be a night to remember.
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That's the theme, and I
take it very seriously.
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That's why you will
fully fund this venture.
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- Go away.
- But you have yet to
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hear the extraordinary details.
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Me and Lainey begin the night
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crossing the Delaware
River on a hot-air balloon.
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- Go.
- Upon landing, 12 Clydesdales
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will pull our bejeweled
carriage to school
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on a path of freshly cut white roses.
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Get out of my face.
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Tiki torches will light the way,
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as 100 bald eagles soar into the sky,
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each carrying a poem
handwritten by a haiku expert.
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I'm begging you.
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That's when El DeBarge serenades us
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as we destroy the dance
floor with our love.
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I'm not paying for an El DeBarge.
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This all can come true
for a measly $22,000.
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You are an insane person.
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You're not getting a penny.
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Mom! Dad isn't financially
supporting my prom dream!
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Murray, give my baby money for the prom.
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We need a new roof, not
to balloon him to prom.
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Lainey's graduating,
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and we don't have that
much time together.
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I have to make this extra-special.
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I can't believe my
babies are growing up.
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One's graduating, the
other's going to prom.
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Thank God I still have
Adam to focus everything on.
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- Wait. What?
- Don't worry, pickle.
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It'll be wonderful.
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We'll be together
morning, noon, and night.
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(Gasps) Barry, please!
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Take me with you in
the hot-air balloon!
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No way, bro. It only seats three.
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And I have a call in to Yo-Yo Ma
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to do amazing yo-yo tricks
as we fly over the city.
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- I'll give you 80 bucks.
- Deal!
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Only one thing left
to do, ask Lainey.
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And I know the perfect way to do it.
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(Alarm ringing, indistinct talking)
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Lainey Lewis, will
you go to prom with me?
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Oh, God. What did you do?
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What any man would...
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Show a terrified school
how much I love you.
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There's no fire, is there, Goldberg?
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Only the one burning in my heart
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for this sweet lady right here.
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Damn it. All right,
everybody back to class!
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I hope you brought your wallet,
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because the fire department
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charges 80 bucks for false alarms.
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No problem! I happen to have
that exact amount right...
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(Gasps) Oh, no!
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I'm twisted up inside
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But nonetheless, I
feel the need to say
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Synced and Corrected by YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
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I don't know the future
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But the past keeps
getting clearer every day
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It was prom season, 1980-something,
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and I was doing what
every other kid was...
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Hanging up signs for my missing cape.
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If my cape went missing,
I would need answers, too.
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Wait. You're into theater?
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Why haven't I seen you in drama club?
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I go to theater camp during the summer.
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Your dad will pay money for that?
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Whoa.
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Whoa again! You're
starting a sci-fi magazine?
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My mom said I have to pad
out my college R?sum?.
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I also love sci-fi!
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(Breathing heavily)
I'm getting too excited.
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Deep breath.
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- I'm Adam.
- Jackie.
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If you're interested, you
should write something.
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Interested?
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Let's just say it's
my cup of bantha milk.
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Wow. I see The Force is strong with you.
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That deep "Star Wars" pull
didn't confuse and alienate you?
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Amazing.
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It really was.
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Nowadays, it's cool to geek out,
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but back then, lady nerds
were extremely rare in my town.
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I'm thinking for our first issue
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we're gonna tackle "Lord of the Rings."
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- Ever read it?
- Have I?
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I had not.
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(Chuckling) Have I?
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I really hadn't, but
this girl was perfect,
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so lying seemed right.
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I... I must have read it
like... 0 to 10 times.
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- Talk about it at the meeting?
- It's a date!
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It's not a date.
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Well, a date as in "a moment
marked in my calendar."
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I'm gonna go now.
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I had a date! Kinda.
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All I had to do was
read "Lord of the Rings."
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How hard could it be?
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Turns out... very. (Groans)
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It was super-long and
boring and made me mad.
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Hey! Easy!
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You could kill someone
with that dictionary.
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It's not a dictionary, Pops,
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even though it has every word in it.
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That's a reading book?
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Oh, my.
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I met a girl, Pops. She's
older. She knows stuff.
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An experienced lady, huh?
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Now, this is where Pops shines.
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How can I help you?
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What do you know about
hobbits? Talk to me.
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Give me your life wisdom
about the Shire. Now!
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I don't know what that is.
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I was talking about how
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to get your arm around a dame
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at a picture show.
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Oh, man. I got to read
1,000 pages. I'm screwed!
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Why do I got to have a crush
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- on a girl with required reading?
- Ohhh!
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My baby's got a crush!
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I have a crush on my
baby having a crush.
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I want every detail about
her. Talk. Now. Go. Tell me.
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Ugh. Okay.
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Her name's Jackie Geary. We
got lots in common. The end.
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I don't know a girl in your
class named Jackie. Who Jackie?
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You don't know her
'cause she's a tad older.
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An older woman?
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No, no, no. My baby is not
ready for an adult lady.
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Jackie's just a junior.
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She barely has her driver's license.
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She drives? Like some 25-year-old?
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Uh, not happening.
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You stay away from this speedy girl
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and her creepy love van.
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None of what you said is true!
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She drives her nana's old station wagon.
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- What's the nana like?
- Stop.
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Do you know what happens in
the back of a station wagon?
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Mouth-smooching and adult hugging.
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Now get in bed for tucks.
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Boop!
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As my mom shut down my dream nerd girl,
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Barry was still planning his dream prom.
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Five days till prom.
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I don't want to ruin the surprise,
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but I hope you're not
allergic to horse hair.
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Babe, I've been thinking
about this a lot,
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and I can't go to prom.
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What are you saying?
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It's Erica. I can't have a good time
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knowing my best friend is
staying home all by herself.
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That makes sense.
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You're a good person. I totally get it.
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Wow. Kind of thought
you'd go nuts about this
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and get all kicky and punchy.
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Well, dating you has made me
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a more mature, stronger, better man.
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Hyah!
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You're taking my sister to prom!
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Barry, are you even in this class?
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I'm in the middle of a test.
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You will do this, or I
will fight your father
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in front of your entire
family, shaming your bloodline.
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Dude, you know I'd love
to go to prom with Erica,
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but our timing's always been wrong.
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It's just not meant to be.
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Geoff, stand up!
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You will take my sister to prom,
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and you know why?
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'Cause you need to bet on
love before it's too late.
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He's right... In the end,
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we only regret the
chances we didn't take.
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No one cares what you think, Matthew.
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But his inspiring words are right.
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The time is now.
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(Sighs) Okay. I'll give it a shot.
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Yes!
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You won't regret being
my pawn, Geoffrey.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I'm super-late for my chem final.
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Hyah!
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With that, Barry saved his prom.
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Meanwhile, I was trying to rescue
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my "Lord of the Rings" problem...
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In the shadiest way possible.
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- Can I help you?
- Gah! Nope.
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Just... browsing. But I wasn't.
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I was there to buy
the most illicit thing
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you could buy in a
bookstore in the '80s.
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Cliff Notes.
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Back before the Internet,
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this was how we got away
with not reading a book.
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Some dude named Cliff
summarized an entire story
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into a little yellow pamphlet.
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Hey, last-minute book report, huh?
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No. That's cheating.
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I don't do that.
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I need to read this
'cause I lied to a girl.
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If I were you, I'd just
tell people you're cheating.
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But instead, I copied from Cliff,
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and Jackie bought it big-time.
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Wow, this is awesome,
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the way you summarized every chapter.
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You could totally sell this
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to help people understand
the book better.
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It is a dense book,
some would say boring.
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Not me. I'm just glad we
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definitely have this in common.
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It's working! His Cliff
Notes sham is working!
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He'll blow it somehow.
Trust the process.
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What strikes me most are the parallels
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between "Lord of the
Rings" and "Star Wars."
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Yes! He's steering the
conversation into his sweet spot.
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I need to find new friends.
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Hey! Our next issue should
be all about "Star Wars."
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"Star Wars" is too
commercial for my taste.
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Oh, no! She's beyond "Star Wars"!
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This girl's way too fast for Adam.
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I think you're both very confused
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about the concept of a fast girl.
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You're right. We should tackle
the rest of the "Rings",
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give the people what they want.
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This is the best, right?
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I'll go start laying out this issue,
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and also, we should go to prom!
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- Excuse me?
- Um... I just blurted that out,
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but... I meant it...?
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Oh, God. Prom is dumb.
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It is dumb, and I'll totally go.
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- Really?
- Yes!
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It's French bread pizza day, Holmes!
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So... It's a date? (Chuckles)
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I guess this time, it is.
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I'll wear my hair in Leia buns.
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No! I'll wear braids.
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No! I'll wear my hair just like this.
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Bye, now.
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Enjoy prom, liar.
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This isn't my fault!
255
00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:06,199
You're super-boned, dude.
256
00:08:06,301 --> 00:08:08,167
Be less invested, Dave Kim!
257
00:08:08,236 --> 00:08:09,702
As my lies scored me a date,
258
00:08:09,771 --> 00:08:11,738
Erica was getting a
prom date of her own...
259
00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:12,739
Hey, yo, Erica.
260
00:08:12,807 --> 00:08:13,973
Just not who she wanted.
261
00:08:14,009 --> 00:08:15,975
Yo... Ruben Amaro Jr.
262
00:08:16,044 --> 00:08:17,910
Thought maybe you'd like
to check out prom with me.
263
00:08:17,979 --> 00:08:19,912
Uh... Okay. Why not?
264
00:08:20,015 --> 00:08:22,315
Wow. You're really pumped about this.
265
00:08:22,384 --> 00:08:23,683
Call you with the details?
266
00:08:23,785 --> 00:08:25,518
Is there anything else
I really need to know?
267
00:08:25,587 --> 00:08:26,686
Guess not.
268
00:08:26,788 --> 00:08:28,121
Then we're done.
269
00:08:28,223 --> 00:08:29,255
Good stuff.
270
00:08:30,825 --> 00:08:32,025
Erica Goldberg...
271
00:08:32,127 --> 00:08:33,426
Will you go to prom with me?
272
00:08:33,528 --> 00:08:34,894
Oh, come on, man!
273
00:08:34,996 --> 00:08:37,430
I literally just said
yes to Ruben Amaro Jr.!
274
00:08:37,499 --> 00:08:39,499
But this was supposed to
finally work out for us,
275
00:08:39,601 --> 00:08:40,867
- and now it can't!
- Duh!
276
00:08:40,935 --> 00:08:43,603
Ugh! I am so frustrated with
how we suck so bad at this!
277
00:08:43,705 --> 00:08:44,804
So bad!
278
00:08:46,174 --> 00:08:47,740
So, you don't want to go with me?
279
00:08:47,809 --> 00:08:50,343
I mean, I'm in love with
another dude, so not really.
280
00:08:50,445 --> 00:08:52,345
But don't worry. You'll bounce back.
281
00:08:53,882 --> 00:08:55,281
Okay. Awesome news.
282
00:08:55,350 --> 00:08:57,450
I blew off Ruben, and
we're going to prom.
283
00:08:57,552 --> 00:08:58,985
Oh, no!
284
00:08:59,087 --> 00:09:01,087
- What? What did you do?
- He's going with me.
285
00:09:01,156 --> 00:09:03,456
I was just using him to
make Johnny crazy-jealous,
286
00:09:03,525 --> 00:09:05,425
but now I can make you jealous, too!
287
00:09:05,527 --> 00:09:07,360
- This is so hot.
- What the hell, Geoff?!
288
00:09:07,429 --> 00:09:08,661
You said you were going with Ruben.
289
00:09:08,763 --> 00:09:10,163
That was four minutes ago!
290
00:09:10,265 --> 00:09:12,331
I was sad and frustrated,
and she asked me.
291
00:09:12,434 --> 00:09:13,381
She wouldn't take "No" for an answer.
292
00:09:13,521 --> 00:09:15,668
- She threatened me.
- Strongly suggested.
293
00:09:15,737 --> 00:09:18,271
Whatever. It just isn't meant to be.
294
00:09:18,373 --> 00:09:20,406
- (Sighs)
- I love you.
295
00:09:20,508 --> 00:09:21,707
No. What?
296
00:09:22,677 --> 00:09:23,717
Okay.
297
00:09:23,819 --> 00:09:25,278
Ruben Amaro Jr.!
298
00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:27,280
Ruben Amaro Jr.!
299
00:09:27,382 --> 00:09:28,714
Ruben Amaro Jr.!
300
00:09:28,817 --> 00:09:30,083
Please tell me we're not back on.
301
00:09:30,185 --> 00:09:31,517
Oh, we most definitely are.
302
00:09:31,619 --> 00:09:33,553
Rent a tux, 'cause we are locked in.
303
00:09:33,621 --> 00:09:35,455
Erica! Erica!
304
00:09:35,490 --> 00:09:36,422
Great news!
305
00:09:36,491 --> 00:09:37,857
Don't even say it.
306
00:09:37,959 --> 00:09:39,158
We are the worst!
307
00:09:39,194 --> 00:09:40,660
Carla, wait!
308
00:09:40,762 --> 00:09:42,795
Hope you're ready for the
best night of your life.
309
00:09:42,897 --> 00:09:43,763
No way!
310
00:09:43,865 --> 00:09:44,964
This is what you get
311
00:09:45,033 --> 00:09:46,165
when you don't call me back, Johnny!
312
00:09:46,267 --> 00:09:47,600
Look, I really don't want to be
313
00:09:47,635 --> 00:09:48,935
in the middle of whatever this is.
314
00:09:49,037 --> 00:09:51,003
I'll tell you what this is...
Johnny's gonna fight you,
315
00:09:51,072 --> 00:09:52,405
and I'm gonna feel so special.
316
00:09:52,507 --> 00:09:53,473
Wait! What?!
317
00:09:53,541 --> 00:09:55,575
She's crazy, but she don't lie.
318
00:09:55,677 --> 00:09:57,810
Pop your shirt off,
homeslice. Let's dance.
319
00:09:57,912 --> 00:09:59,645
That's all I wanted, was to dance!
320
00:10:02,550 --> 00:10:03,950
Okay, so, I had a
heart-to-heart with Ruben.
321
00:10:04,052 --> 00:10:04,984
Not right now, okay?!
322
00:10:05,086 --> 00:10:06,519
I'm about to fistfight over Carla.
323
00:10:06,621 --> 00:10:08,054
Just forget it. Ruben!
324
00:10:08,156 --> 00:10:09,989
Someone throw a freakin'
punch! Fight over me!
325
00:10:10,058 --> 00:10:11,491
Fight over your prom princess!
326
00:10:11,593 --> 00:10:14,327
- No!
- (Grunts)
327
00:10:15,463 --> 00:10:16,896
That was so hot.
328
00:10:16,998 --> 00:10:19,031
(Music playing)
329
00:10:19,874 --> 00:10:21,084
It had been two days
330
00:10:21,090 --> 00:10:22,266
since Barry pulled the fire alarm
331
00:10:22,467 --> 00:10:23,464
(Alarm ringing) in the name of love.
332
00:10:23,636 --> 00:10:25,788
So he did it again.
333
00:10:25,824 --> 00:10:29,025
Barry! I told you I'm not
going to prom unless Erica does.
334
00:10:29,094 --> 00:10:30,593
Funny you should bring that up.
335
00:10:30,695 --> 00:10:31,704
Go on, Erica.
336
00:10:31,730 --> 00:10:33,897
Tell your best friend
all the latest gossip.
337
00:10:33,999 --> 00:10:36,566
Meh. I'm going with Ruben Amaro Jr.
338
00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:37,667
It kinda sucks.
339
00:10:37,669 --> 00:10:38,968
Okay, I'm a pretty confident dude,
340
00:10:39,037 --> 00:10:41,471
- but this is a lot even for me.
- Doesn't matter.
341
00:10:41,539 --> 00:10:43,306
Still a warm body to
keep her distracted.
342
00:10:43,375 --> 00:10:44,908
Actually, I just want to
stay home and watch "Dallas."
343
00:10:45,010 --> 00:10:46,109
I mean, this whole
"Who Shot J.R.?" thing
344
00:10:46,177 --> 00:10:47,210
is really hanging over me.
345
00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:49,445
Who cares who shot J.R.?
346
00:10:49,481 --> 00:10:50,914
It was probably some guy with a big hat.
347
00:10:50,982 --> 00:10:52,982
Is there actually a
fire? I'm very scared.
348
00:10:53,051 --> 00:10:55,084
This isn't about you, Dan!
349
00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,720
This is about my girlfriend
making ridiculous excuses.
350
00:10:57,822 --> 00:10:59,188
Fine! I don't want to
go to prom with you!
351
00:10:59,257 --> 00:11:00,723
- There! I said it!
- What?
352
00:11:00,825 --> 00:11:02,158
But it's the biggest night of his life.
353
00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:05,128
Exactly. We have the best night
of our lives, and then what?
354
00:11:05,196 --> 00:11:06,696
I mean, three months from
now I'll be off to college,
355
00:11:06,798 --> 00:11:07,897
and you'll still be here.
356
00:11:07,966 --> 00:11:10,366
But we agreed to make
the most of our time left.
357
00:11:10,435 --> 00:11:12,335
I just can't keep pretending
everything is great
358
00:11:12,370 --> 00:11:13,545
when there is a ticking clock
359
00:11:13,546 --> 00:11:15,640
on my heart utterly breaking.
360
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:16,839
What are you saying?
361
00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:18,541
I'm sorry.
362
00:11:18,610 --> 00:11:20,877
I'm done making believe
everything will be okay.
363
00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:22,679
I can't believe it.
364
00:11:22,747 --> 00:11:24,347
My girlfriend just broke up with me.
365
00:11:24,449 --> 00:11:26,783
I know. We all know.
366
00:11:26,885 --> 00:11:28,985
There were hundreds of
your judgy peers watching.
367
00:11:29,054 --> 00:11:31,621
- What am I gonna do?
- Come on.
368
00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:33,623
Bring it in for a two-person huddle.
369
00:11:33,725 --> 00:11:36,025
Let Coach give you a
pep talk with his body.
370
00:11:36,127 --> 00:11:37,427
- (Crying)
- That's it.
371
00:11:37,529 --> 00:11:39,629
You soak that rayon shirt
down with your boy tears
372
00:11:39,664 --> 00:11:41,130
until you feel the strength return.
373
00:11:41,199 --> 00:11:43,766
As Barry's love life
fell apart, I was trying
374
00:11:43,835 --> 00:11:45,969
to get through the second
"Lord of the Rings" book.
375
00:11:46,037 --> 00:11:48,571
Got your jammies all warm and toasty!
376
00:11:48,673 --> 00:11:50,873
- Don't you knock?
- Why would I have to knock?
377
00:11:50,942 --> 00:11:52,816
What have you got there?
What are you hiding?
378
00:11:52,851 --> 00:11:54,577
Nothing, Just some light reading
material a friend suggested.
379
00:11:54,646 --> 00:11:56,946
Is this "friend" the older seductress
380
00:11:57,048 --> 00:11:58,214
you're making time with?
381
00:11:58,283 --> 00:11:59,849
(Chuckles) Let me guess...
She's got you hooked on
382
00:11:59,951 --> 00:12:02,318
all those lusty Danielle Steel novels?
383
00:12:02,420 --> 00:12:04,253
No! It's personal, okay?
384
00:12:04,356 --> 00:12:05,655
Oh, my God!
385
00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:08,424
Why is there an impossibly
adorable tuxedo in your closet?
386
00:12:08,493 --> 00:12:09,459
Okay, I was gonna tell you...
387
00:12:09,527 --> 00:12:11,060
Jackie's either taking you to prom
388
00:12:11,129 --> 00:12:13,129
or Monte Carlo for the weekend,
389
00:12:13,231 --> 00:12:14,764
and neither are acceptable.
390
00:12:14,866 --> 00:12:17,100
It's prom. And I already said yes.
391
00:12:17,168 --> 00:12:20,269
You are a little freshman boy.
I forbid you to go to prom!
392
00:12:20,338 --> 00:12:21,671
Mom, I can't cancel.
393
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:23,039
Fine. I'll make you a deal.
394
00:12:23,108 --> 00:12:26,075
Have her over for some cold
milk and homemade cookies,
395
00:12:26,111 --> 00:12:28,611
and I'll get to know her,
make my decision then.
396
00:12:28,713 --> 00:12:30,446
Finally. You're being normal about this.
397
00:12:30,515 --> 00:12:31,881
I'll go call her.
398
00:12:31,950 --> 00:12:35,084
But, just like Gollum, my
mom was not to be trusted.
399
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:38,554
Yes, bring your precious girl to me.
400
00:12:38,656 --> 00:12:40,323
Bring her.
401
00:12:40,425 --> 00:12:42,191
What was that? I heard a weird voice.
402
00:12:42,293 --> 00:12:44,127
Not a voice. I coughed.
403
00:12:44,229 --> 00:12:45,495
(Coughs)
404
00:12:45,530 --> 00:12:47,897
As my mom invited my
geeky dream girl over,
405
00:12:47,932 --> 00:12:50,533
Barry was living a
nightmare after being dumped.
406
00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:53,336
Hey, Bar. How you holding up, big guy?
407
00:12:53,438 --> 00:12:54,837
We, uh, brought you your favorite jerky
408
00:12:54,939 --> 00:12:56,773
and Hubba Bubba Bubble Gum soda.
409
00:12:56,841 --> 00:13:00,109
I'm too sad to drink them,
but I'll take the jerky.
410
00:13:00,178 --> 00:13:02,478
This should tide me over until
Lainey comes to her senses.
411
00:13:02,580 --> 00:13:04,714
Ah. I see what this is.
412
00:13:04,749 --> 00:13:06,682
He's going through the
five stages of grief.
413
00:13:06,751 --> 00:13:08,051
First stage is denial.
414
00:13:08,086 --> 00:13:10,253
Wait, so once I get
through the five stages,
415
00:13:10,355 --> 00:13:11,921
I'll feel perfectly fine again?
416
00:13:11,990 --> 00:13:14,123
Well, yeah, but healing
takes a long time.
417
00:13:14,192 --> 00:13:15,825
Let's do this, Matt Bradley!
418
00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:17,593
What's the next stage
for me to race through?
419
00:13:17,695 --> 00:13:20,630
- I guess anger?
- Gahhhh!
420
00:13:20,732 --> 00:13:23,533
I'm very mad!
421
00:13:23,601 --> 00:13:24,867
- Next.
- Uh, bargaining?
422
00:13:24,969 --> 00:13:26,469
Give me $5 for this hockey stick.
423
00:13:26,571 --> 00:13:28,237
That's not the kind of
bargaining I'm talking about.
424
00:13:28,306 --> 00:13:29,972
- Do you want the stick or not?
- Sure?
425
00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:31,240
Okay, great. Next stage.
426
00:13:31,342 --> 00:13:33,476
- Uh, next would be sadness.
- Pass. Next.
427
00:13:33,545 --> 00:13:35,611
Uh, I guess all that's
left is acceptance.
428
00:13:35,713 --> 00:13:38,114
Great, 'cause I accept
your gift of this meat tube
429
00:13:38,216 --> 00:13:39,382
and gum-flavored soda.
430
00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:40,683
I kind of meant that you have to accept
431
00:13:40,752 --> 00:13:41,818
that it's done with Lainey.
432
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,820
I will never accept that.
433
00:13:43,888 --> 00:13:46,355
In fact, I'm gonna go
get her back right now.
434
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,224
That's 'cause you're
obviously still in denial.
435
00:13:48,293 --> 00:13:49,759
- JTP!
- JTP!
436
00:13:49,861 --> 00:13:51,027
- JTP.
- Yes!
437
00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:52,195
You got to give the guy credit.
438
00:13:52,263 --> 00:13:53,963
He always fights for what he wants.
439
00:13:54,032 --> 00:13:55,798
Yeah, he does, doesn't he?
440
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:58,000
And you know what? So will I, damn it!
441
00:13:58,069 --> 00:14:00,303
Erica Goldberg, will
you go to prom with me?
442
00:14:00,405 --> 00:14:02,405
Dude! We covered this.
443
00:14:02,507 --> 00:14:04,207
The universe doesn't
want us to be together.
444
00:14:04,309 --> 00:14:05,842
I know, but then I think about
445
00:14:05,944 --> 00:14:07,243
the most important night of the year,
446
00:14:07,312 --> 00:14:10,546
and there's only one person I
want to spend it with, you.
447
00:14:10,582 --> 00:14:12,882
What if there was a way
that we could keep our dates
448
00:14:12,984 --> 00:14:14,984
- but still go together?
- And how would we do that?
449
00:14:15,086 --> 00:14:17,053
Double date. We take the limo together,
450
00:14:17,155 --> 00:14:19,388
we go to dinner together, we
even dance near each other.
451
00:14:19,457 --> 00:14:21,858
So we go to prom next to each other.
452
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,359
Suck on that, universe!
453
00:14:23,428 --> 00:14:25,495
Great! We'll pick you up at 7:00.
454
00:14:25,597 --> 00:14:26,896
This cannot go wrong.
455
00:14:28,099 --> 00:14:29,298
- Ooh!
- Oh, my God! Oh, no!
456
00:14:29,334 --> 00:14:30,733
Aah! Teeth!
457
00:14:30,835 --> 00:14:31,868
God!
458
00:14:31,936 --> 00:14:33,636
One day, this will work.
459
00:14:34,672 --> 00:14:36,939
It's so nice to finally
meet you, Mrs. Goldberg.
460
00:14:37,041 --> 00:14:38,641
Oh, same. (Chuckles)
461
00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:40,643
Adam's told me so much about you.
462
00:14:40,712 --> 00:14:42,979
Like, for instance,
you're almost a senior.
463
00:14:43,047 --> 00:14:44,447
Yeah, that's called being a junior.
464
00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:46,716
(Timer dings) Oh.
Snickerdoodles are ready.
465
00:14:46,818 --> 00:14:48,851
Squishy-tush, would
you get them for me?
466
00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:52,155
I would, but these old hips
don't move like they used to.
467
00:14:52,223 --> 00:14:53,723
That's what happens when you get older.
468
00:14:53,791 --> 00:14:54,791
Am I right, Jackie?
469
00:14:54,893 --> 00:14:56,692
Don't answer! I'll get the cookies.
470
00:14:56,761 --> 00:14:59,862
You two just sit here in
awkward silence until I get back.
471
00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:03,266
- So...
- So...
472
00:15:03,368 --> 00:15:05,234
What exactly are your
intentions towards my boy?
473
00:15:05,303 --> 00:15:06,736
- Excuse me?
- Are they honorable?
474
00:15:06,804 --> 00:15:08,070
Uh... Sure?
475
00:15:08,139 --> 00:15:09,739
Well, then let's lay
out some ground rules..
476
00:15:09,807 --> 00:15:12,208
There will be no graphic
language or adult situations.
477
00:15:12,310 --> 00:15:14,477
There will also be
no smoking, no joking,
478
00:15:14,579 --> 00:15:16,212
and no midnight toking.
479
00:15:16,247 --> 00:15:17,380
- Tolkien like the writer?
480
00:15:17,482 --> 00:15:19,012
There will also be no smooching,
481
00:15:19,013 --> 00:15:20,013
no prolonged hugging,
482
00:15:20,084 --> 00:15:21,951
and no intimate horseplay.
483
00:15:22,053 --> 00:15:23,119
Repeat it all back to me.
484
00:15:23,121 --> 00:15:25,154
I think you have the
wrong idea about me.
485
00:15:25,223 --> 00:15:27,016
Really? Then why is my little baby
486
00:15:27,017 --> 00:15:28,569
suddenly hiding things from me?
487
00:15:28,604 --> 00:15:30,526
- Hiding what?
- You tell me.
488
00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:33,596
Aha! Ha ha!
489
00:15:33,698 --> 00:15:35,064
Oh, no! My secret brown bag.
490
00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:37,900
Wait... Uh, where's
the tawdry fantasy books
491
00:15:37,969 --> 00:15:40,169
with the top-heavy woman in
a peasant shirt on the cover?
492
00:15:40,271 --> 00:15:42,772
Cliff Notes? You told me you
loved "Lord of the Rings."
493
00:15:42,874 --> 00:15:44,273
I'm sorry, I tried to read it,
494
00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:46,409
but it's the longest book
about the shortest people.
495
00:15:46,511 --> 00:15:47,710
But you wrote an article
496
00:15:47,812 --> 00:15:50,446
on Tom Bombadil's influence
on the Council of Elrond.
497
00:15:50,515 --> 00:15:52,648
Okay, I see I was way off the mark here.
498
00:15:52,717 --> 00:15:55,952
You seem sweet, so... "Yes" to prom.
499
00:15:56,054 --> 00:15:57,486
I thought you were different, Adam.
500
00:15:57,589 --> 00:15:58,955
But you're not.
501
00:15:59,057 --> 00:16:00,289
You're just a liar.
502
00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:03,826
How could you shine
a light on all my lies?
503
00:16:03,928 --> 00:16:05,127
How could you?
504
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:07,813
Schmoo, I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to do anything.
505
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,932
- I just...
- I don't care!
506
00:16:10,034 --> 00:16:11,434
I really liked that girl.
507
00:16:11,502 --> 00:16:14,870
I tried to read a boring,
million-page book for her.
508
00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:17,740
Thanks for being you and ruining it.
509
00:16:17,842 --> 00:16:19,842
(Music Playing)
510
00:16:21,216 --> 00:16:23,537
I had lied to the
geeky girl of my dreams.
511
00:16:23,675 --> 00:16:26,409
I knew the only way to win
her back was a grand gesture
512
00:16:26,604 --> 00:16:28,048
that would show her how sorry I was.
513
00:16:28,149 --> 00:16:29,315
Only one problem...
514
00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:30,283
Mrs. Goldberg?!
515
00:16:30,351 --> 00:16:31,484
My mom beat me to it.
516
00:16:31,553 --> 00:16:33,119
I've come on behalf of my boy.
517
00:16:33,188 --> 00:16:35,154
Uh, what exactly is happening here?
518
00:16:35,223 --> 00:16:36,989
It's like that book "Cyrano,"
519
00:16:37,058 --> 00:16:40,259
where his mom comes and
speaks on behalf of her son.
520
00:16:40,328 --> 00:16:42,862
Okay, I've never read
it, but I know I'm close.
521
00:16:42,897 --> 00:16:44,730
Who's down there? What's going on?
522
00:16:44,833 --> 00:16:46,110
Oh, it's okay.
523
00:16:46,145 --> 00:16:47,333
It's Beverly Goldberg, Adam's mom.
524
00:16:47,435 --> 00:16:48,734
I'm just appealing to your daughter
525
00:16:48,837 --> 00:16:51,838
to reconsider my son
as a romantic prospect.
526
00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:53,105
Shouldn't your son be doing that?
527
00:16:53,174 --> 00:16:55,408
Well, she kind of caught him in a lie,
528
00:16:55,510 --> 00:16:56,609
which is all my fault.
529
00:16:56,711 --> 00:17:00,112
The point is, this is what mamas do.
530
00:17:00,148 --> 00:17:01,214
Right?
531
00:17:01,282 --> 00:17:02,415
Mm...
532
00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:04,283
See, this is what I
wanted to show you...
533
00:17:04,385 --> 00:17:05,351
The real Adam.
534
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:07,620
Here he is as a one-eyed drifter.
535
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:09,255
That's Snake Plissken.
536
00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:10,923
Ooh! An adventure boy with a whip.
537
00:17:11,025 --> 00:17:13,125
- Indiana Jones.
- An underwater devil.
538
00:17:13,228 --> 00:17:14,360
- Aquaman.
- See?
539
00:17:14,429 --> 00:17:16,162
Adam would correct me, too.
540
00:17:16,231 --> 00:17:18,030
You are totally made for each other.
541
00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:21,534
I get the feeling you are right.
542
00:17:21,569 --> 00:17:24,337
Every Aquaman needs a Super Gal.
543
00:17:24,439 --> 00:17:25,571
Wonder Woman.
544
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,940
And she's from the
Amazon, not the deep ocean.
545
00:17:28,009 --> 00:17:30,476
Aww, baby, nobody cares but you.
546
00:17:30,545 --> 00:17:31,978
And my son.
547
00:17:33,047 --> 00:17:34,847
It's so off-putting and cute.
548
00:17:34,949 --> 00:17:36,182
(Clatter)
549
00:17:37,819 --> 00:17:38,751
(Window opens)
550
00:17:38,853 --> 00:17:41,220
Mom? Are you kidding me?
551
00:17:41,289 --> 00:17:42,989
Boopie, where's your
jacket? It's cold out.
552
00:17:43,057 --> 00:17:44,357
I didn't have time to put it on.
553
00:17:44,425 --> 00:17:46,859
- You're gonna get a sniffle.
- It's really not that cold out.
554
00:17:46,928 --> 00:17:49,395
You say that, but your
face is very flushed.
555
00:17:49,497 --> 00:17:50,863
Could we not have this discussion?
556
00:17:50,965 --> 00:17:52,398
You know, if you're
not wearing a jacket,
557
00:17:52,467 --> 00:17:54,509
- you should at least be wearing a hat.
- Mom.
558
00:17:54,544 --> 00:17:56,402
That's what happens
when you get all hot...
559
00:17:56,504 --> 00:17:58,137
- Stop!
- Outside when it's cold.
560
00:17:58,206 --> 00:17:59,238
- Stop.
- Think of horses.
561
00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:00,806
I'm begging you, please!
562
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:02,108
- You're gonna be in the hospital...
- Mom!
563
00:18:02,210 --> 00:18:04,588
- With pneumonia, writing things down...
- Mom!
564
00:18:04,623 --> 00:18:05,678
On a chalk board because you can't talk.
565
00:18:05,747 --> 00:18:06,913
- Stop.
- And then we're gonna have to have
566
00:18:06,981 --> 00:18:08,180
that whole discussion about...
567
00:18:08,216 --> 00:18:09,849
(Groans) ...do we
take out Adam's tonsils?
568
00:18:09,918 --> 00:18:11,984
What the hell are you
doing at her house?
569
00:18:12,053 --> 00:18:13,072
Hey.
570
00:18:13,107 --> 00:18:14,954
Just ignore everything my mom said.
571
00:18:15,023 --> 00:18:17,757
I swear I really am the
person you thought I was.
572
00:18:17,859 --> 00:18:20,560
Except I really don't
get "Lord of the Rings."
573
00:18:20,628 --> 00:18:23,329
They just walk and talk...
574
00:18:23,431 --> 00:18:24,630
and walk more.
575
00:18:24,732 --> 00:18:25,865
It's okay, Adam.
576
00:18:25,967 --> 00:18:27,867
Your mom actually made it better.
577
00:18:27,936 --> 00:18:29,001
For real?
578
00:18:30,138 --> 00:18:32,071
So you still want to go to prom?
579
00:18:32,140 --> 00:18:34,407
Is a nerf herder scruffy-looking?
580
00:18:34,509 --> 00:18:36,676
Jackie, no one knows what that is.
581
00:18:36,778 --> 00:18:38,077
I do. She said "Yes."
582
00:18:38,146 --> 00:18:39,712
(Cyndi Lauper's "Time After Time" plays)
583
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,981
Oh, I'm so happy this worked out,
584
00:18:42,016 --> 00:18:44,116
even though you're
gonna get a head cold.
585
00:18:44,218 --> 00:18:48,020
I'm so happy you're in no
way a threat to my baby.
586
00:18:48,089 --> 00:18:49,422
Look at those little pants.
587
00:18:49,524 --> 00:18:50,890
The little pants.
588
00:18:50,925 --> 00:18:52,258
I mean, big-man pants.
589
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:53,159
Mm.
590
00:18:53,261 --> 00:18:54,994
- Very big man.
- Big man.
591
00:18:55,096 --> 00:18:57,530
Lying in my bed
592
00:18:57,599 --> 00:18:59,699
Hey. Your dad let me in.
593
00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:01,867
Look, I really don't
have it in me to fight.
594
00:19:01,970 --> 00:19:04,170
No. No, that's not why I'm here.
595
00:19:04,272 --> 00:19:06,405
Get dressed. I'm taking you out.
596
00:19:06,507 --> 00:19:08,507
I told you, I'm not going to prom.
597
00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:11,477
Neither am I! Look, you were right.
598
00:19:11,512 --> 00:19:14,580
I thought if I made it
a big, special night,
599
00:19:14,649 --> 00:19:17,917
I wouldn't have to think
about where we're gonna end up.
600
00:19:17,986 --> 00:19:19,285
I'm sorry.
601
00:19:20,288 --> 00:19:22,455
Don't be.
602
00:19:22,557 --> 00:19:23,623
I love you.
603
00:19:23,725 --> 00:19:24,991
I love you, too.
604
00:19:25,093 --> 00:19:26,926
And that's why I decided to make this
605
00:19:26,961 --> 00:19:28,995
a night to not remember.
606
00:19:29,063 --> 00:19:31,764
We're gonna have the most un-special,
607
00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:34,433
forgettable, typical
night we've ever had.
608
00:19:34,535 --> 00:19:35,901
If you fall...
609
00:19:35,937 --> 00:19:37,570
I think that sounds perfect.
610
00:19:37,672 --> 00:19:40,072
As Barry won back his love,
611
00:19:40,174 --> 00:19:42,942
my sister's plan for an
adjacent prom with Geoff
612
00:19:43,044 --> 00:19:44,977
was a bust.
613
00:19:45,079 --> 00:19:46,879
(Whispering) This was a great idea.
614
00:19:46,981 --> 00:19:49,281
- This sucks!
- I know!
615
00:19:49,384 --> 00:19:50,783
If you fall, I will catch you
616
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:51,884
Oh, screw it.
617
00:19:51,986 --> 00:19:53,486
I will be waiting
618
00:19:53,588 --> 00:19:55,021
Time after time
619
00:19:55,089 --> 00:19:58,057
In the end, the perfect night
isn't about where you are,
620
00:19:58,159 --> 00:20:00,559
but who you're with.
621
00:20:00,628 --> 00:20:03,896
Got to admit, this is way
better than some stupid dance.
622
00:20:03,998 --> 00:20:06,832
Honestly, it's the prom
I've always dreamed of.
623
00:20:06,934 --> 00:20:08,300
Me too.
624
00:20:08,403 --> 00:20:10,503
'Cause it's with you.
625
00:20:11,506 --> 00:20:13,539
That's the thing about love.
626
00:20:13,608 --> 00:20:15,307
Yeah, it's messy and unpredictable,
627
00:20:15,410 --> 00:20:17,677
but when you find the right person
628
00:20:17,745 --> 00:20:20,846
and get the timing
just right, it's magic.
629
00:20:20,948 --> 00:20:23,482
And that's what really
makes a night to remember.
630
00:20:23,584 --> 00:20:25,618
Time after time
631
00:20:26,754 --> 00:20:28,921
_
632
00:20:29,023 --> 00:20:31,948
- (Ding!)
- _
633
00:20:31,949 --> 00:20:34,692
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634
00:20:34,757 --> 00:20:36,881
Babe, it really was the perfect night.
635
00:20:37,114 --> 00:20:39,101
Thanks so much for not going overboard.
636
00:20:39,136 --> 00:20:40,459
It really means the world to me.
637
00:20:40,494 --> 00:20:41,704
Of course.
638
00:20:41,938 --> 00:20:44,202
I got to feed the meter. Be right back.
639
00:20:46,155 --> 00:20:47,320
Change of plans!
640
00:20:47,389 --> 00:20:48,955
You need to get these
giant horses out of here.
641
00:20:49,058 --> 00:20:50,711
Where's my 80 bucks, bro?
642
00:20:51,427 --> 00:20:52,659
Couldn't resist, huh?
643
00:20:52,761 --> 00:20:53,660
Wha...?
644
00:20:53,762 --> 00:20:55,696
These aren't my alley horses.
645
00:20:55,798 --> 00:20:56,963
Yah! Get out!
646
00:20:57,066 --> 00:20:58,565
Let's ride the horses, Barry.
647
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,500
Awesome! I get the one
with the pretty hair.
648
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:05,100
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