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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,404 --> 00:00:01,779 Ah, the Grateful Dead... 2 00:00:01,976 --> 00:00:03,997 They were the chillest jam band of the '80s, 3 00:00:04,076 --> 00:00:05,135 and wherever they went, 4 00:00:05,150 --> 00:00:06,620 their die-hard fans would follow them. 5 00:00:06,656 --> 00:00:09,089 Back then, every school had the token Deadhead. 6 00:00:09,125 --> 00:00:10,991 Ours was Matt Bradley. 7 00:00:11,027 --> 00:00:13,494 I will get by 8 00:00:13,529 --> 00:00:14,828 - So talented. - So chill. 9 00:00:14,864 --> 00:00:15,796 I will get by. 10 00:00:15,831 --> 00:00:16,563 JTP! 11 00:00:16,599 --> 00:00:17,331 - JTP! - JTP! 12 00:00:17,366 --> 00:00:18,565 Where you guys been? 13 00:00:18,601 --> 00:00:20,734 I was at the Wawa, feeding that stray dog pizza. 14 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:22,236 You missed out big-time. 15 00:00:22,271 --> 00:00:23,938 He loves pineapples, like a person. 16 00:00:23,973 --> 00:00:25,172 - I told you, bro! - Hilarious. 17 00:00:25,207 --> 00:00:26,307 I eat those, and I'm a person. 18 00:00:26,342 --> 00:00:27,875 Come on. Let's go spit off a bridge. 19 00:00:27,910 --> 00:00:29,443 Actually, I think we'd rather just chill here 20 00:00:29,478 --> 00:00:30,511 and watch Matt Bradley jam. 21 00:00:30,546 --> 00:00:32,413 That guy? He's a stupid Deadhead. 22 00:00:32,448 --> 00:00:33,580 - So? - So? 23 00:00:33,616 --> 00:00:35,683 Their songs are, like, a million hours long, 24 00:00:35,718 --> 00:00:37,484 their crazy fans smell like armpits, 25 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,019 and all they wear is tie-dye. 26 00:00:39,055 --> 00:00:41,689 It's like, pick a color, bro. You can't have them all. 27 00:00:41,724 --> 00:00:44,358 Look past the swirly colors, man. Matt Bradley's a good egg. 28 00:00:44,393 --> 00:00:46,327 We should totally make him a member of the JTP. 29 00:00:46,362 --> 00:00:47,761 No way! 30 00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:51,165 It's in our official bylaws that any potential JTP prospect 31 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:52,900 has to bring something new to the group. 32 00:00:52,935 --> 00:00:54,101 Dude, he's, like, a chick magnet. 33 00:00:54,136 --> 00:00:55,602 We already got one... Me! 34 00:00:55,638 --> 00:00:57,304 He's also, like, super-chill. 35 00:00:57,340 --> 00:00:58,372 I'm super-chill! 36 00:00:58,407 --> 00:01:00,741 I will physically hurt your face right now! 37 00:01:00,776 --> 00:01:02,109 At the very least, he's musical. 38 00:01:02,144 --> 00:01:04,278 You want music? Watch and learn. 39 00:01:05,114 --> 00:01:08,849 Attention, adoring fans! Big Tasty is in the house! 40 00:01:08,884 --> 00:01:09,817 You suck! 41 00:01:09,852 --> 00:01:11,986 That's right! I do rock. 42 00:01:12,021 --> 00:01:13,921 JTP, drop a beat. 43 00:01:13,956 --> 00:01:16,423 Um, Bar, history has proven that you say two good lines 44 00:01:16,459 --> 00:01:19,193 and then you freeze up and just repeat them over and over... 45 00:01:19,228 --> 00:01:21,028 I said "Drop a beat"! 46 00:01:21,063 --> 00:01:23,931 (Beatboxing) 47 00:01:23,966 --> 00:01:26,367 (Rapping) Check to the one and check to the two 48 00:01:26,402 --> 00:01:28,435 Big Tasty's on the mic, rappin' at you 49 00:01:28,471 --> 00:01:30,938 'Cause I'm checkin' to the one and I'm checkin' to the two 50 00:01:30,973 --> 00:01:33,207 Big Tasty's on the mic, rappin' for you 51 00:01:33,242 --> 00:01:35,142 Checkity one and checkity two 52 00:01:35,177 --> 00:01:36,477 He's stuck in a loop again. 53 00:01:36,512 --> 00:01:38,512 And I'm rappin' and I'm rappin' and I'm rappin' at you 54 00:01:38,547 --> 00:01:41,849 (Crowd boos) And he's gonna get hit in the face in three, two... 55 00:01:41,884 --> 00:01:43,517 I'm twisted up inside 56 00:01:43,552 --> 00:01:46,920 But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 57 00:01:46,956 --> 00:01:49,390 Synced and Corrected by YesCool www.addic7ed.com 58 00:01:49,425 --> 00:01:50,891 I don't know the future 59 00:01:50,926 --> 00:01:54,172 But the past keeps getting clearer every day 60 00:01:55,664 --> 00:01:57,598 It was March 8th, 1980-something, 61 00:01:57,633 --> 00:02:01,068 and I was doing what I did best... Being awesome. 62 00:02:01,103 --> 00:02:03,704 (As RoboCop) Dead or alive, you're coming with me. 63 00:02:03,739 --> 00:02:05,239 All right, my little Robo-Schmoop, 64 00:02:05,274 --> 00:02:06,707 time to clean up your masterpiece 65 00:02:06,742 --> 00:02:08,008 so I can lay out mine. 66 00:02:08,077 --> 00:02:10,044 (Normal voice) But we're about to shoot Pops' big scene. 67 00:02:10,079 --> 00:02:13,147 Adam, is that you? I can't see in this thing! 68 00:02:13,182 --> 00:02:14,381 Just take five, Pops. 69 00:02:14,417 --> 00:02:17,117 Finally! I'm shvitzing in this big box! 70 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:20,988 What happened next would change my life forever. 71 00:02:22,958 --> 00:02:25,559 (Slo-mo) Oh... 72 00:02:25,594 --> 00:02:28,729 Fudge! 73 00:02:28,764 --> 00:02:30,364 Only, I didn't say "Fudge." 74 00:02:30,399 --> 00:02:33,700 I said the big one, the granddaddy of bad words, 75 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:36,470 and it was not good. 76 00:02:38,007 --> 00:02:39,840 - Hey! - You don't even want to know 77 00:02:39,875 --> 00:02:41,542 what this little muddy mouth just said. 78 00:02:41,577 --> 00:02:44,278 You only get one helping of shrimp Parm tonight. 79 00:02:44,313 --> 00:02:46,213 You can have seconds on cheesy garlic bread, 80 00:02:46,248 --> 00:02:47,247 but no thirds! 81 00:02:47,283 --> 00:02:48,916 It was an accident, okay? 82 00:02:48,951 --> 00:02:50,284 Unacceptable! 83 00:02:50,319 --> 00:02:52,853 I mean, where did you even learn such a potty word? 84 00:02:52,888 --> 00:02:54,221 - Nowhere. - Answer me! 85 00:02:54,256 --> 00:02:55,923 Who taught you how to do this stuff? 86 00:02:55,958 --> 00:02:57,257 You, all right?! 87 00:02:57,293 --> 00:03:00,260 I learned it by watching you! 88 00:03:00,296 --> 00:03:02,262 Wha... What?! 89 00:03:02,298 --> 00:03:03,764 I have never! 90 00:03:03,799 --> 00:03:04,665 Seriously? 91 00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:06,133 What? I don't talk like that. 92 00:03:06,168 --> 00:03:07,601 But she did. 93 00:03:07,636 --> 00:03:10,070 Bev Bombs were dropped on a daily basis in our home. 94 00:03:10,106 --> 00:03:11,905 Holy [bleep]! I love that idea! 95 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:14,341 I hate drugs so [bleep] much! 96 00:03:14,376 --> 00:03:17,144 Adam used to be a good boy, and now he's a real [bleep]. 97 00:03:17,179 --> 00:03:18,378 [Bleep] 98 00:03:18,414 --> 00:03:19,279 [Bleep] 99 00:03:19,315 --> 00:03:20,280 [Bleep] 100 00:03:20,316 --> 00:03:21,348 [Bleep] 101 00:03:21,383 --> 00:03:22,816 [Bleep] 102 00:03:22,852 --> 00:03:23,984 Yeah! 103 00:03:24,019 --> 00:03:27,387 Okay, maybe I do get saucy once in a blue moon, 104 00:03:27,423 --> 00:03:29,523 but I can because I'm an adult. 105 00:03:29,558 --> 00:03:32,159 An adult who can't stop herself from talking like a lumberjack. 106 00:03:32,194 --> 00:03:34,094 Oh, really? Well, we'll see about that. 107 00:03:35,331 --> 00:03:37,731 I'm starting a swear jar. 108 00:03:37,766 --> 00:03:38,999 My pickles! 109 00:03:39,034 --> 00:03:40,934 You do realize that jar is way too small for you, right? 110 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:43,670 Oh, you'll see. I'm not gonna drop a penny into thing. 111 00:03:43,706 --> 00:03:45,772 Oh, well, then you won't mind if we use it for something awesome, 112 00:03:45,808 --> 00:03:47,541 like, I don't know... A trip to the Bahamas. 113 00:03:47,576 --> 00:03:48,942 Or even more exciting, 114 00:03:48,978 --> 00:03:51,044 a trip to Colonial Williamsburg! 115 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:53,046 We can finally get a picture in the stocks! 116 00:03:53,082 --> 00:03:54,615 You already have one! 117 00:03:55,985 --> 00:03:57,251 But I want a new one. 118 00:03:57,286 --> 00:03:59,920 Oh. Thou doth look so snuggly. (Giggles) 119 00:03:59,955 --> 00:04:02,222 No more old-timey trips where we learn stuff. 120 00:04:02,291 --> 00:04:03,624 I want to tan in the Bahamas. 121 00:04:03,659 --> 00:04:05,626 No one's going to the Bahamas. No one's going anywhere. 122 00:04:05,661 --> 00:04:07,461 Of course not. And you know why? 123 00:04:07,496 --> 00:04:09,663 Because my lips are squeaky-clean. 124 00:04:09,698 --> 00:04:13,534 Yay! Making my kids better people is gonna be [bleep] fun. 125 00:04:13,569 --> 00:04:14,568 (Music Playing) 126 00:04:14,603 --> 00:04:16,436 Yo, dude, we've been talking, 127 00:04:16,472 --> 00:04:17,905 and we want to make an official vote 128 00:04:17,940 --> 00:04:19,406 to induct Matt Bradley into the JTP. 129 00:04:19,441 --> 00:04:20,607 We already decided. 130 00:04:20,643 --> 00:04:22,809 He brings nothing new to the table. 131 00:04:22,845 --> 00:04:24,311 Bro, he's got a snake. 132 00:04:24,346 --> 00:04:27,214 A streamlined iguana? For real? 133 00:04:27,249 --> 00:04:29,049 A deal's a deal, He's JTP-worthy. 134 00:04:29,084 --> 00:04:31,785 Fine! We take a vote and never discuss it again. 135 00:04:31,820 --> 00:04:34,254 All those in favor in accepting Matt Bradley 136 00:04:34,290 --> 00:04:36,223 as a member of the JTP, say "Aye." 137 00:04:36,258 --> 00:04:36,890 - Aye. - Aye. 138 00:04:36,926 --> 00:04:38,559 Those opposed? Me. 139 00:04:38,594 --> 00:04:40,761 And as we all know, I'm the leader, 140 00:04:40,796 --> 00:04:42,596 so my vote counts at three. 141 00:04:42,631 --> 00:04:44,698 - And what does that mean? - Tie vote. 142 00:04:44,733 --> 00:04:46,433 And what happens in the event of a tie vote? 143 00:04:46,468 --> 00:04:47,301 You win. 144 00:04:47,336 --> 00:04:49,503 Democracy in action! Let's go. 145 00:04:49,538 --> 00:04:52,406 Yo, JTP, you meet Snake Plissken? 146 00:04:52,441 --> 00:04:54,041 - He poisonous? - Nah. 147 00:04:54,076 --> 00:04:56,795 - He's a boa, super-docile. - Lame. 148 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:57,978 Oh, I was gonna see if you wanted to hold it. 149 00:04:58,013 --> 00:04:59,379 Oh, yeah! I mean, no. 150 00:04:59,415 --> 00:05:01,982 We took a vote. We reject you and your awesome viper. 151 00:05:02,017 --> 00:05:03,016 That's not what the vote was for. 152 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:04,451 It was to be a member of the JTP. 153 00:05:04,486 --> 00:05:06,153 Wow. I would be honored. 154 00:05:06,188 --> 00:05:07,754 Don't be. You've already been rejected. 155 00:05:07,790 --> 00:05:09,223 It was a landslide. 156 00:05:09,258 --> 00:05:11,525 Come on, Bar. At least give him a chance to take the membership test. 157 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:12,826 Membership test? 158 00:05:12,861 --> 00:05:14,895 It's a series of riddles, trivia, and feats of strength. 159 00:05:14,930 --> 00:05:16,964 - Sounds rad. - Fine! 160 00:05:16,999 --> 00:05:18,665 I'll give you a shot. 161 00:05:18,701 --> 00:05:20,834 But, as our charter states, once you fail, 162 00:05:20,869 --> 00:05:22,269 you can't ever be one of us. 163 00:05:22,304 --> 00:05:23,937 You don't mess around in the JTP. 164 00:05:23,973 --> 00:05:25,005 - (ALL) JTP! - No! 165 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:26,873 He's not a member! 166 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:29,243 No call and response, JTP. 167 00:05:29,278 --> 00:05:30,644 - JTP. - JTP. 168 00:05:30,679 --> 00:05:32,946 As Matt Bradley was learning the rules of the JTP, 169 00:05:32,982 --> 00:05:35,048 my mom was setting up her own rules. 170 00:05:35,084 --> 00:05:37,951 The rules are simple... You curse, you reimburse. 171 00:05:37,987 --> 00:05:40,754 One dollar for every swear sworn in this household. 172 00:05:40,789 --> 00:05:42,456 Well, I, for one, think this is a fantastic way 173 00:05:42,491 --> 00:05:44,191 to make us the very best people that we can be. 174 00:05:44,226 --> 00:05:45,792 And go to the Bahamas and pierce my belly button. 175 00:05:45,828 --> 00:05:46,793 Forget I said that. 176 00:05:46,829 --> 00:05:48,462 No one's going to the damn Bahamas. 177 00:05:48,497 --> 00:05:50,297 Bup-bup! That's a dollar in the swear jar, Dad. 178 00:05:50,332 --> 00:05:52,399 She's right, Murray. We have to live by example. 179 00:05:52,434 --> 00:05:54,801 I'm not paying for these morons to go to the Bahamas. 180 00:05:54,837 --> 00:05:56,803 You know, "moron" may not be considered a curse word, 181 00:05:56,839 --> 00:05:59,106 but it really does feel like one emotionally. 182 00:05:59,141 --> 00:06:01,141 I'll put 20 bucks in that thing 183 00:06:01,176 --> 00:06:03,910 if I can call any moron who's acting like a moron 184 00:06:03,946 --> 00:06:05,879 a moron anytime I want. 185 00:06:05,914 --> 00:06:07,314 - 50. - Worth it. 186 00:06:07,349 --> 00:06:08,515 Morons! 187 00:06:08,550 --> 00:06:10,884 You know what would teach us a super-valuable lesson? 188 00:06:10,919 --> 00:06:12,519 Upping the fee for the big-time swears 189 00:06:12,554 --> 00:06:13,754 to 5 bucks a pop. 190 00:06:13,789 --> 00:06:15,889 Yes! Ooh! What a great idea. 191 00:06:15,924 --> 00:06:17,524 Oh, balls! It's really not! 192 00:06:17,559 --> 00:06:19,693 (Laughs) That's $5! 193 00:06:19,728 --> 00:06:20,527 For "balls"?! 194 00:06:20,562 --> 00:06:21,928 But it has so many meanings, 195 00:06:21,964 --> 00:06:24,031 only one of which refers to one's nards. 196 00:06:24,066 --> 00:06:25,165 That's $10! 197 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,401 Yay! My babies are gonna be angels! 198 00:06:28,704 --> 00:06:30,470 What have you done, dragon lady? 199 00:06:30,506 --> 00:06:33,573 I've got $7 to my name, I'm already in debt. 200 00:06:33,609 --> 00:06:35,475 Relax. I have a plan. 201 00:06:35,511 --> 00:06:37,944 When it comes to swearing, we have self-control. 202 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:39,713 Lucky for us, our mom does not. 203 00:06:39,748 --> 00:06:42,716 Oh, my God. You're gonna use the swear jar to scam Mom. 204 00:06:42,751 --> 00:06:46,194 I ran the numbers. We need 723 big swear words. 205 00:06:46,230 --> 00:06:48,163 If we can up Mom's swear rate to twice an hour 206 00:06:48,198 --> 00:06:50,298 and nail her on some "hells" and "damn its" in between, 207 00:06:50,334 --> 00:06:52,234 we're gonna be slurping on strawberry daiquiris 208 00:06:52,269 --> 00:06:54,336 in the Bahamas in 13 days. 209 00:06:54,371 --> 00:06:55,637 How do we get her to swear more? 210 00:06:55,673 --> 00:06:57,406 Follow my lead. 211 00:06:57,441 --> 00:06:58,407 Hey, Mom? 212 00:06:58,442 --> 00:07:00,642 I've been thinking about it, and... 213 00:07:00,678 --> 00:07:02,611 You're more than a mom. 214 00:07:02,646 --> 00:07:04,646 You're also, like... a friend. 215 00:07:04,682 --> 00:07:06,314 That's exactly how I feel! 216 00:07:06,350 --> 00:07:08,308 We're like best [bleep] friends! 217 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:10,452 Ohh. Wow. 218 00:07:10,487 --> 00:07:11,978 While I appreciate the enthusiasm, 219 00:07:12,014 --> 00:07:13,955 you kind of just dropped a big-money word. 220 00:07:13,991 --> 00:07:15,157 That'll be a fiver. 221 00:07:15,192 --> 00:07:16,525 Did I say "[bleep]"? 222 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:18,126 I said it again! Ohh! 223 00:07:18,162 --> 00:07:19,486 How many [bleep] was that? 224 00:07:19,521 --> 00:07:20,554 (Sighs) 225 00:07:20,589 --> 00:07:22,055 Oh, [bleep] it. I'll just put in a $20. 226 00:07:22,091 --> 00:07:25,801 It's money well-spent for my delicious, talented superstar! 227 00:07:25,836 --> 00:07:29,629 Mama! I'm cold, and nothing can keep me warm like your hug! 228 00:07:29,665 --> 00:07:32,432 Will you hug me till I'm all roasty and toasty inside? 229 00:07:32,468 --> 00:07:34,000 [Bleep] 230 00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:37,003 (Laughing) You are so adorable! 231 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:38,071 (Gasps) 232 00:07:39,742 --> 00:07:41,608 I'll get my purse. 233 00:07:41,643 --> 00:07:43,009 (Chuckles) 234 00:07:43,045 --> 00:07:45,045 As we bankrolled our trip to the Bahamas, 235 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:47,514 my brother was banking on Matt Bradley failing 236 00:07:47,549 --> 00:07:49,916 the impossible JTP entrance exam. 237 00:07:49,952 --> 00:07:52,686 Let the trials of the JTP begin. 238 00:07:52,721 --> 00:07:53,553 - JTP. - JTP. 239 00:07:53,589 --> 00:07:55,288 First up, Smashball. 240 00:07:55,357 --> 00:07:57,858 Let's see you hit my unhittable knuckle melon. 241 00:07:57,893 --> 00:08:00,853 - (Music Playing) - Yes! 242 00:08:00,888 --> 00:08:03,530 But he destroyed that melon, and every other challenge. 243 00:08:03,565 --> 00:08:04,564 Slushee chug. 244 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:07,309 No mere mortal can ingest an extra-large... 245 00:08:07,344 --> 00:08:08,468 Done! 246 00:08:08,504 --> 00:08:09,970 Aah! My head! 247 00:08:10,005 --> 00:08:11,138 But worth it! 248 00:08:11,173 --> 00:08:12,635 - Dang! - He's unstoppable! 249 00:08:12,799 --> 00:08:14,516 - He's immortal! - Riddles and trivia. 250 00:08:14,551 --> 00:08:15,917 A body is found in a locked room... 251 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:17,219 Is the weapon an ice knife? 252 00:08:17,566 --> 00:08:20,689 Damn it! Next category, busting balls. 253 00:08:20,724 --> 00:08:23,091 Come up with three insults for how short Andy is. 254 00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:24,826 Oh. No, we don't have to do... 255 00:08:24,862 --> 00:08:26,228 - Go! - Andy is so tiny, 256 00:08:26,263 --> 00:08:28,096 he uses a sock as a sleeping bag. 257 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:30,532 When Andy plays mini-golf, it's just called "Golf." 258 00:08:30,567 --> 00:08:31,900 Did you hear Andy died? 259 00:08:31,935 --> 00:08:34,336 He was bungee-jumping off a curb and the dental floss broke. 260 00:08:34,371 --> 00:08:35,270 - Ohh! - Ohh! 261 00:08:35,305 --> 00:08:37,139 I feel completely humiliated. 262 00:08:37,174 --> 00:08:38,640 This guy's awesome! 263 00:08:38,675 --> 00:08:41,968 Blindfolded Rubik's Cube, which no human can do, 264 00:08:42,004 --> 00:08:43,570 which means you'll never be one of us. 265 00:08:43,605 --> 00:08:44,579 Go! 266 00:08:44,615 --> 00:08:45,647 Bro, this isn't in the charter. 267 00:08:45,682 --> 00:08:48,016 The charter is a living document, 268 00:08:48,051 --> 00:08:50,218 and, lucky for me, it makes it so he'll never be able to... 269 00:08:50,254 --> 00:08:51,153 - Done! - What? 270 00:08:51,411 --> 00:08:52,420 That's awesome! 271 00:08:52,456 --> 00:08:54,823 Dude! Am I in the JTP? 272 00:08:54,858 --> 00:08:55,624 - JTP! - JTP! 273 00:08:55,659 --> 00:08:57,225 That means "Yes." Cool! 274 00:08:57,261 --> 00:08:58,360 So, what are we doing this weekend? 275 00:08:58,395 --> 00:08:59,694 Well, I don't know what you'll be doing, 276 00:08:59,730 --> 00:09:02,430 but the O.G. JTP will be seeing the Fat Boys. 277 00:09:02,466 --> 00:09:03,832 I'd invite you, but it's sold out. 278 00:09:03,867 --> 00:09:04,866 Why don't we go see the Dead? 279 00:09:04,902 --> 00:09:06,001 They're playing at the fairgrounds. 280 00:09:06,036 --> 00:09:07,636 Easy, new guy. 281 00:09:07,671 --> 00:09:10,672 The JTP likes their music in rap form or not at all. 282 00:09:10,707 --> 00:09:12,541 Actually, I wouldn't mind switching it up a bit. 283 00:09:12,576 --> 00:09:14,309 Shut up, you tiny, little... 284 00:09:14,344 --> 00:09:17,179 Pocket... Man... Face...? 285 00:09:17,214 --> 00:09:18,413 Damn it, that's hard. 286 00:09:18,448 --> 00:09:20,015 That's a big thumbs-up on the Dead, Matty. 287 00:09:20,050 --> 00:09:22,083 Wait. Barry, don't you own a van? 288 00:09:22,119 --> 00:09:23,652 - We could turn it into a Dead bus. - Yes! 289 00:09:23,687 --> 00:09:25,453 - For sure! - A van-bus! 290 00:09:25,489 --> 00:09:28,290 No! That's our A-Team van we're taking to the Fat Boys! 291 00:09:28,325 --> 00:09:30,559 And, like all other JTP decisions, 292 00:09:30,594 --> 00:09:32,661 we're putting this concert to a vote. 293 00:09:32,696 --> 00:09:34,796 Who wants to see the Fat Boys tomorrow? 294 00:09:35,833 --> 00:09:37,165 That's three votes for Fat Boys. 295 00:09:37,234 --> 00:09:38,400 Why do you count as three? 296 00:09:38,435 --> 00:09:39,634 'Cause don't question it. 297 00:09:39,670 --> 00:09:40,936 Now, how many of you want to go see 298 00:09:40,971 --> 00:09:42,404 that weird, lame thing I don't want to do? 299 00:09:42,439 --> 00:09:44,105 One, two... 300 00:09:44,141 --> 00:09:45,307 Three... 301 00:09:46,810 --> 00:09:47,576 Four? 302 00:09:47,611 --> 00:09:49,044 Grateful Dead, it is. 303 00:09:49,079 --> 00:09:50,278 You're gonna love it, JTP. 304 00:09:50,314 --> 00:09:52,848 - JTP! JTP! JTP! - JTP! JTP! JTP! 305 00:09:52,883 --> 00:09:55,050 (Chanting continues) They have four votes. 306 00:09:55,085 --> 00:09:57,719 I'll never get to bulldoze my closest friends again! 307 00:09:57,754 --> 00:09:58,820 This is a nightmare! 308 00:10:00,125 --> 00:10:02,463 It had been a week, and my mom's little swearing problem 309 00:10:02,563 --> 00:10:04,234 had gone from bad to worse. 310 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,836 - What'd you say now? - Nothing. 311 00:10:05,871 --> 00:10:07,846 What, did Erica get another solo? 312 00:10:07,881 --> 00:10:11,241 No. Adam wrote "Adam hearts Mama" on his Trapper Keeper. 313 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,443 I had no choice. He hearts me. 314 00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:15,379 Damn it! I am slowly paying 315 00:10:15,414 --> 00:10:17,381 for a trip to the Bahamas that I don't want to take. 316 00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:20,250 I hate to be that person, but you said "Damn it." 317 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,385 That's a buck. 318 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:23,320 Don't you see what the kids are doing to you? 319 00:10:23,355 --> 00:10:25,222 They're using your dirty mouth against you. 320 00:10:25,257 --> 00:10:26,590 It was at that moment 321 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:29,126 that my mom finally realized she was being played. 322 00:10:29,161 --> 00:10:31,895 Oh, my God! They're fleecing me! 323 00:10:31,930 --> 00:10:34,097 It's time I teach them a real lesson. 324 00:10:35,234 --> 00:10:36,600 I've been thinking, Schmoops. 325 00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:39,703 This jar has been so effective at stopping my potty mouth, 326 00:10:39,738 --> 00:10:41,905 I figured everyone should have a jar. 327 00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:43,140 I don't know what your angle is here, 328 00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:45,609 but I'm gonna have to say... Phbt... Pass. 329 00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:47,911 Oh, sweetie, such attitude. 330 00:10:47,946 --> 00:10:50,647 Luckily, now we have this. 331 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:52,783 - Dollar, please. - A "Baditude" jar? 332 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:54,551 - That's not a thing. - Oh, it is. 333 00:10:54,586 --> 00:10:56,820 Every time you lip off, it'll cost you a dollar. 334 00:10:56,855 --> 00:10:58,322 Well, that's incredibly stupid! 335 00:10:58,357 --> 00:10:59,990 (Gasps) Baditude! 336 00:11:00,025 --> 00:11:01,191 Now it's $2. 337 00:11:01,226 --> 00:11:02,993 Just stop giving them baditude! 338 00:11:03,028 --> 00:11:04,594 I don't know how not to! 339 00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:06,196 This isn't fair! What about him? 340 00:11:06,231 --> 00:11:08,198 Don't worry. Got you covered. 341 00:11:08,233 --> 00:11:09,299 An "Adam" jar? 342 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,967 You pay up any time you say any weird stuff 343 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:13,603 about space or robits or space robits. 344 00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:15,572 So the Adam jar is just a nerd jar? 345 00:11:15,607 --> 00:11:17,174 - Yeah. - That's very hurtful! 346 00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:19,609 Hey, your robit-cop movie started this whole mess. 347 00:11:19,645 --> 00:11:21,244 RoboCop isn't a robot. 348 00:11:21,280 --> 00:11:22,713 If anything, he's a cyborg, 349 00:11:22,748 --> 00:11:24,614 which falls under the umbrella of android, 350 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:26,016 which means I'll put in a dollar. 351 00:11:26,051 --> 00:11:29,219 See? We're all just using these jars to become better people. 352 00:11:29,254 --> 00:11:32,789 By the end, I'll curse less, Erica will be a ray of sunshine, 353 00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:35,158 and Adam will be more accessible. 354 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,693 But we don't have that kind of money. 355 00:11:36,729 --> 00:11:39,429 Unless you have some way for us to steal fractions of a penny 356 00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:42,432 off every bank transaction, in "Superman III." 357 00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:43,834 - Dollar. - Just stop talking! 358 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,903 I can't! It's like the Nothing in the "NeverEnding Story." 359 00:11:46,939 --> 00:11:48,138 It can't be stopped! 360 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:49,506 - Dollar. - Just don't speak! 361 00:11:49,541 --> 00:11:52,409 I'm like Indy when he drank the black blood of the Kali. 362 00:11:52,444 --> 00:11:54,077 - I can't help myself! - Dollar. 363 00:11:54,113 --> 00:11:55,178 Don't worry. 364 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:56,847 We'll just take money from my swear jar 365 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:58,382 and put it into yours. 366 00:11:58,417 --> 00:11:59,816 The proceeds from your jars 367 00:11:59,852 --> 00:12:02,419 will go towards a trip to Colonial Williamsburg! 368 00:12:02,454 --> 00:12:03,754 You think you'll beat us? 369 00:12:03,789 --> 00:12:05,188 Well, I'll be an utter delight, 370 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,023 and Adam won't even be a little bit nerdy. 371 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,326 Yeah! I'll be as cool as the ice planet Hoth. 372 00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:11,294 - $5. - Just stop talking! 373 00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:14,231 And so we were forced to avoid being our usual selves. 374 00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:16,066 Meanwhile, Pops was watching TV 375 00:12:16,101 --> 00:12:18,735 as Barry forced himself to like the Grateful Dead. 376 00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:20,704 (Groans) Stupid Grateful Dead. 377 00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:22,873 I've been listening to a bass guitar solo 378 00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,040 for 20 minutes. 379 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,342 That's a lot of bass. 380 00:12:25,377 --> 00:12:28,345 Everyone knows no song can be longer than 10 minutes 381 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:29,646 unless it's The Sugar Hill Gang. 382 00:12:29,681 --> 00:12:32,482 I know what'll make you feel better... "What's Happening!!" 383 00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:33,717 And I told you... 384 00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:35,761 This kid Matt Bradley is trying to take my place 385 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,863 as supreme and almighty leader of the JTP. 386 00:12:37,898 --> 00:12:39,965 No, I'm saying "What's Happening". 387 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,033 I'm losing my posse! 388 00:12:42,069 --> 00:12:43,468 How are you not getting this? 389 00:12:43,504 --> 00:12:46,471 I get it! I mean..."What's Happening". 390 00:12:46,507 --> 00:12:49,107 I told you what's happening 10 times! 391 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,400 Much like my mom, who tended to swear, 392 00:12:51,435 --> 00:12:52,811 this is what Pops usually said. 393 00:12:52,846 --> 00:12:53,645 What's happening? 394 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:54,446 What's happening? 395 00:12:54,481 --> 00:12:55,213 What's happening? 396 00:12:55,249 --> 00:12:56,014 What's happening? 397 00:12:56,049 --> 00:12:56,782 What's happening? 398 00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:58,150 (Boom) 399 00:12:58,185 --> 00:12:59,451 What's happening? 400 00:12:59,486 --> 00:13:02,454 Oh, "What's Happening". 401 00:13:02,489 --> 00:13:04,489 I love Rerun on these reruns. 402 00:13:04,525 --> 00:13:05,557 This is a classic. 403 00:13:05,592 --> 00:13:07,325 Rerun tries to bootleg a show, 404 00:13:07,361 --> 00:13:10,128 and then the Doobie Brothers stop an entire concert 405 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,863 when they see Rerun taping them. 406 00:13:11,899 --> 00:13:13,098 Thanks for ruining it. 407 00:13:13,133 --> 00:13:15,133 Wait a minute. He ruined the concert. 408 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,259 That's it! 409 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,595 I'll record the Dead concert and get caught. 410 00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:21,865 I'm gonna really ask this time, What's happening? 411 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:23,667 I'll tell you what's happening. 412 00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:27,637 I'm gonna make sure the JTP never see a Dead show again. 413 00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:29,206 (Music Playing) 414 00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:30,340 Oh, there you are. 415 00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:33,143 Erica, do me a favor and empty the dishwasher. 416 00:13:33,178 --> 00:13:34,544 I would love to do that, Mother. 417 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:35,345 So nice of you. 418 00:13:35,380 --> 00:13:36,880 Also, clean the gutters. 419 00:13:36,915 --> 00:13:38,123 - What?! - Hold it together. 420 00:13:38,158 --> 00:13:40,525 Fun that would be. 421 00:13:40,561 --> 00:13:43,161 My mom was playing us just like we played her, 422 00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,796 and then she pulled out the big guns. 423 00:13:44,832 --> 00:13:47,599 I heard there's a new "Star Track" movie coming out. 424 00:13:47,634 --> 00:13:50,769 We should go see it, huh? Go see "Star Track"? 425 00:13:50,804 --> 00:13:53,205 That is a title you would say. 426 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:55,540 And I heard the best thing about the space movie 427 00:13:55,576 --> 00:13:59,010 is this one superhero named Hans Olo. 428 00:13:59,046 --> 00:13:59,811 Run, Adam! Run! 429 00:13:59,847 --> 00:14:01,246 No! I got to say it. 430 00:14:01,281 --> 00:14:03,949 His name is Han Solo, not Hans. 431 00:14:03,984 --> 00:14:06,718 He's a rogue smuggler, not a Danish shoe cobbler. 432 00:14:06,753 --> 00:14:07,619 You boned us. 433 00:14:07,654 --> 00:14:11,056 Han Solo is from "Star Wars," 434 00:14:11,091 --> 00:14:12,757 not "Star Trek." 435 00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:15,393 And it's "Trek," by the way, not "Track"! 436 00:14:15,429 --> 00:14:17,696 Colonial Williamsburg, here we come! 437 00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:20,098 Oh, you're gonna look so cute with your [bleep] musket. 438 00:14:20,133 --> 00:14:21,233 - Aha! - You swore! 439 00:14:21,268 --> 00:14:23,902 I knew that she wouldn't last long. So predictable. 440 00:14:23,937 --> 00:14:25,136 Baditude! 441 00:14:25,172 --> 00:14:26,938 Huh! Someone can't keep their [bleep] together. 442 00:14:26,974 --> 00:14:29,107 - Ha! - Who can't keep it together now? 443 00:14:29,142 --> 00:14:31,643 This is more twists and turns than the Battle of Endor! 444 00:14:31,678 --> 00:14:32,544 Adam jar! 445 00:14:32,579 --> 00:14:34,679 Stop talking, you giant nerd! 446 00:14:34,715 --> 00:14:35,814 Baditude jar! 447 00:14:35,849 --> 00:14:37,349 (Chuckles) This is too [bleep] easy. 448 00:14:37,384 --> 00:14:38,450 - Swear jar! - Swear jar! 449 00:14:38,485 --> 00:14:41,052 With that, the jar wars were on. 450 00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:43,455 Meanwhile, it was all peace and love at The Grateful Dead show. 451 00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:45,624 Dude, this 45-minute song is amazing. 452 00:14:45,659 --> 00:14:46,992 And everyone's so nice. 453 00:14:47,027 --> 00:14:49,194 Yeah, especially that one guy that invited me to live with him 454 00:14:49,229 --> 00:14:51,463 and those 10 other guys over there on that patch of lawn. 455 00:14:51,498 --> 00:14:52,597 Hey, wouldn't it be awesome 456 00:14:52,633 --> 00:14:54,666 if we could listen to this concert later? 457 00:14:55,736 --> 00:14:56,735 What's all that? 458 00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:59,104 Definitely not illegal bootleg equipment 459 00:14:59,139 --> 00:15:01,606 that'll allow me to profit after selling them later! 460 00:15:01,642 --> 00:15:03,008 Hey, pal, you trying to tape the show? 461 00:15:03,043 --> 00:15:05,443 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh! 462 00:15:05,479 --> 00:15:06,678 We're gonna have to go, huh? 463 00:15:06,713 --> 00:15:08,446 For sure. Taping section's way over there. 464 00:15:08,482 --> 00:15:09,547 You can go on down. 465 00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:11,216 Unfortunately for my brother, 466 00:15:11,251 --> 00:15:12,417 he picked the one band 467 00:15:12,452 --> 00:15:13,952 chill enough to let you tape them. 468 00:15:13,987 --> 00:15:16,221 Barry, you're the man. You just scored us better seats. 469 00:15:16,256 --> 00:15:19,324 Why? What kind of band allows you to tape their entire concert? 470 00:15:19,359 --> 00:15:20,659 This doesn't make any sense. 471 00:15:20,694 --> 00:15:23,295 Dead are a band of the people. Music's for everyone. 472 00:15:23,330 --> 00:15:24,396 They're so nice. 473 00:15:24,431 --> 00:15:25,964 Now I hate them even more! 474 00:15:25,999 --> 00:15:27,399 They were supposed to kick us out! 475 00:15:27,434 --> 00:15:30,201 Whoa. So, you wanted to ruin this for us? 476 00:15:30,237 --> 00:15:31,903 I mean, not ruin. I was just... 477 00:15:31,939 --> 00:15:33,038 Not cool, bro. 478 00:15:33,073 --> 00:15:36,174 Yeah, man. You're, like, a bad friend to the JTP. 479 00:15:36,209 --> 00:15:37,075 - JTP. - JTP. 480 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:39,244 Hey! I started this posse, 481 00:15:39,279 --> 00:15:40,912 without me, there is no JTP. 482 00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:44,382 You didn't say "JTP" back. 483 00:15:44,418 --> 00:15:46,351 Matt is right. You're a selfish friend. 484 00:15:46,386 --> 00:15:48,920 Yeah, and if that's how you want to run the JTP, 485 00:15:48,956 --> 00:15:50,655 then... we don't want you in it. 486 00:15:50,691 --> 00:15:52,324 Fine. I don't care. 487 00:15:52,359 --> 00:15:54,818 I'll start a better, more badass posse without you. 488 00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,361 See you around, Tasty. 489 00:15:56,396 --> 00:15:59,030 (Music Playing) 490 00:16:04,060 --> 00:16:06,303 Since my brother lost control of the JTP, 491 00:16:06,361 --> 00:16:09,229 he decided to assemble a better crew, he hoped. 492 00:16:09,264 --> 00:16:12,265 Okay, welcome to my all-new and improved posse. 493 00:16:12,301 --> 00:16:14,468 I'm Big Tasty, founder and leader. 494 00:16:14,503 --> 00:16:16,303 First order of business, we need a name. 495 00:16:16,338 --> 00:16:17,137 How about Rush? 496 00:16:17,172 --> 00:16:18,138 How about hush? 497 00:16:18,173 --> 00:16:19,840 No Rush, no Atkins. 498 00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:21,775 Later. 499 00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:24,544 Okay, so, our name has to have "Jenkintown" in it. 500 00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:27,314 I was thinking the Jenkintown Awesome Group. 501 00:16:27,349 --> 00:16:29,024 Wait, You want us to be the JAGs? 502 00:16:29,059 --> 00:16:31,184 (Russian accent) This is name for unbearable loser, yes? 503 00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:32,319 A jag? 504 00:16:32,354 --> 00:16:35,222 Foreign kid's right. I don't want to be a jag. 505 00:16:35,257 --> 00:16:37,632 Also, why is there an old man in our super-cool group? 506 00:16:37,668 --> 00:16:40,068 Every group has a life of the party, 507 00:16:40,104 --> 00:16:41,536 and that's Pops. 508 00:16:41,572 --> 00:16:44,006 I'm our badass leader, Sergei's the funny one. 509 00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:46,241 and, of course, we got our wild card, Naked Dan. 510 00:16:46,276 --> 00:16:47,200 Naked Dan? 511 00:16:47,236 --> 00:16:48,610 This is weird. I'm out. 512 00:16:48,645 --> 00:16:50,879 Is decided, Naked Sergei! 513 00:16:50,914 --> 00:16:53,849 While Barry was realizing what the JTP meant to him, 514 00:16:53,884 --> 00:16:56,485 the jar wars had taken on a whole new meaning. 515 00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:59,254 (Clock ticking) 516 00:17:06,196 --> 00:17:08,296 You know, I never thought I'd say these words, 517 00:17:08,332 --> 00:17:10,132 but the silence is making me crazy. 518 00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:11,299 Somebody say something! 519 00:17:11,335 --> 00:17:12,901 Unh-unh! If I say anything, 520 00:17:12,936 --> 00:17:15,303 we're gonna end up in Colonial Williams-turd. 521 00:17:15,339 --> 00:17:17,539 Baditude! That's $5. 522 00:17:17,574 --> 00:17:21,376 Pay up for comparing our beloved U.S. history to poo-poos. 523 00:17:21,412 --> 00:17:22,411 Poo-poos! 524 00:17:22,446 --> 00:17:23,545 All right, enough! 525 00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:25,981 I'm putting an end to this once and for all. 526 00:17:26,016 --> 00:17:27,349 Hey, I only made these other jars 527 00:17:27,384 --> 00:17:30,052 'cause you made me realize that they were playing me. 528 00:17:30,087 --> 00:17:31,553 Of course they were. 529 00:17:31,588 --> 00:17:32,654 They're awful. 530 00:17:32,689 --> 00:17:34,156 That's part of their charm, 531 00:17:34,191 --> 00:17:35,891 just like swearing's part of yours. 532 00:17:35,926 --> 00:17:38,927 But Adam was right... He learned it from watching me. 533 00:17:38,962 --> 00:17:41,229 You swear because you care. 534 00:17:41,265 --> 00:17:43,031 And I wouldn't want to change that. 535 00:17:43,067 --> 00:17:44,433 - For sure. - Sadly, he's right. 536 00:17:44,468 --> 00:17:45,801 And I'm not changing. 537 00:17:45,836 --> 00:17:47,669 I'm gonna keep calling them morons 538 00:17:47,704 --> 00:17:49,404 because they act like morons. 539 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:50,472 And I can't change the fact 540 00:17:50,507 --> 00:17:53,375 saying "Star Track" will always bother me. 541 00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:56,244 And there's, like, zero chance of me changing my crap attitude, 542 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,779 'cause you're all lame. 543 00:17:57,815 --> 00:18:00,215 See? We are who we are. 544 00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:01,616 And I love it! 545 00:18:01,652 --> 00:18:03,518 - Dad's right. - I feel the same way. 546 00:18:03,554 --> 00:18:06,822 So, we all agree... No more jar wars. 547 00:18:06,857 --> 00:18:08,623 "Jar wars" sounds like "Star Wars"! 548 00:18:08,659 --> 00:18:10,525 Oh, God, it felt so good to say. 549 00:18:10,561 --> 00:18:12,961 With that, the jar wars came to an end. 550 00:18:12,996 --> 00:18:14,396 Meanwhile, my brother was hoping 551 00:18:14,431 --> 00:18:15,997 for a new beginning with his friends. 552 00:18:16,033 --> 00:18:19,000 Hey. Can I talk to you guys? 553 00:18:21,105 --> 00:18:23,905 Come on, guys. Give him a chance. 554 00:18:23,941 --> 00:18:25,107 Thanks, man. 555 00:18:26,176 --> 00:18:28,877 I was a jerk, okay? 556 00:18:28,912 --> 00:18:30,378 Look, the three of you 557 00:18:30,414 --> 00:18:32,747 are the first real friends I ever had, 558 00:18:32,783 --> 00:18:35,016 and I just didn't want to lose you to someone else 559 00:18:35,052 --> 00:18:37,256 - and be all alone again. - Dude. 560 00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:38,420 - Dude. - Dude! 561 00:18:38,455 --> 00:18:40,589 So, to make it up to you, 562 00:18:40,624 --> 00:18:43,692 I bought tickets to the next Dead show. 563 00:18:43,727 --> 00:18:45,193 Hoping maybe I can tag along? 564 00:18:46,263 --> 00:18:48,063 Don't look at me. I'm not the leader. 565 00:18:48,098 --> 00:18:49,865 No one is. We're just... 566 00:18:51,635 --> 00:18:52,601 The JTP. 567 00:18:52,636 --> 00:18:53,702 - JTP. - JTP. 568 00:18:53,737 --> 00:18:56,271 Uh, Bar, these tickets are for Fairmount Park. 569 00:18:56,306 --> 00:18:57,506 How are we supposed to get there? 570 00:18:58,842 --> 00:19:00,775 - No way! - Awesome! 571 00:19:00,811 --> 00:19:02,911 This seems like a big move for a band we just got into, 572 00:19:02,946 --> 00:19:04,312 - but I like it. - Yep. Yep. 573 00:19:04,348 --> 00:19:06,281 (The Grateful Dead's "Touch of Grey" plays) 574 00:19:06,316 --> 00:19:08,016 Good to have you back, Big Tasty. 575 00:19:08,051 --> 00:19:09,584 It's good to be back, Matt Bradley. 576 00:19:10,621 --> 00:19:11,887 It was official. 577 00:19:11,922 --> 00:19:15,390 The JTP had their newest, chillest member... 578 00:19:15,425 --> 00:19:17,058 Matt Bradley. 579 00:19:17,094 --> 00:19:19,394 And to this very day, 580 00:19:19,429 --> 00:19:22,164 He is still my brother's closest, dearest friend. 581 00:19:22,199 --> 00:19:25,133 That's what happens when you open your heart 582 00:19:25,169 --> 00:19:26,601 and let someone in. 583 00:19:28,839 --> 00:19:29,938 What's this? 584 00:19:29,973 --> 00:19:31,873 We mapped out the best route to Williamsburg. 585 00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:33,808 We took all the money from the swear jars 586 00:19:33,844 --> 00:19:34,943 and booked a hotel room. 587 00:19:34,978 --> 00:19:36,811 We thought you deserved a trip. 588 00:19:36,847 --> 00:19:38,813 And I say that without any attitude. 589 00:19:39,983 --> 00:19:42,517 I will get by 590 00:19:42,553 --> 00:19:46,354 I truly, madly, deeply love you so [bleep] much, 591 00:19:46,390 --> 00:19:47,556 I can't stand it. 592 00:19:47,591 --> 00:19:49,224 Us too, Mama. 593 00:19:51,461 --> 00:19:54,496 Guess I'm schlepping to Williamsburg. 594 00:19:54,531 --> 00:19:55,931 Morons. 595 00:19:55,966 --> 00:19:57,966 'Cause in the end, no matter what you go through... 596 00:19:58,001 --> 00:20:00,302 I will get by 597 00:20:00,337 --> 00:20:02,470 If you have your friends and family by your side, 598 00:20:02,506 --> 00:20:03,805 you will get by. 599 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,875 I will get by 600 00:20:06,910 --> 00:20:09,211 _ 601 00:20:09,246 --> 00:20:12,547 Will Matthew Bradley come out as a winner today? 602 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:15,110 - (Ding!) - _ 603 00:20:15,118 --> 00:20:17,118 He's got the smile. 604 00:20:17,154 --> 00:20:20,288 Or will Barry Goldberg be a winner today? 605 00:20:20,324 --> 00:20:21,356 (Ding!) 606 00:20:21,357 --> 00:20:22,357 Synced and Corrected by YesCool www.addic7ed.com 607 00:20:23,663 --> 00:20:26,335 The cream is then agitated by the motion of the stick, 608 00:20:26,419 --> 00:20:28,353 creating thick, rich butter. 609 00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:30,212 Ma'am, would you like to give it a try? 610 00:20:30,248 --> 00:20:31,305 I'm good. 611 00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:32,748 I'm approaching the natives now. 612 00:20:32,784 --> 00:20:33,883 They seem to have a leader. 613 00:20:33,918 --> 00:20:36,152 Dude, no! I told you not to do this. 614 00:20:36,187 --> 00:20:38,087 Greetings, Colonial settlers. 615 00:20:38,122 --> 00:20:40,322 I have come from the year 2032 616 00:20:40,358 --> 00:20:42,591 to warn you of impending doom. 617 00:20:42,627 --> 00:20:44,160 Everyone disregard. 618 00:20:44,195 --> 00:20:46,162 - Time travel is not part of the tour. - Not part of the tour! 619 00:20:46,197 --> 00:20:47,363 See, I knew you'd say that... 620 00:20:47,398 --> 00:20:48,964 Proving that I'm from the future, 621 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,433 where robots have taken over 622 00:20:50,468 --> 00:20:54,270 and their power source is pure, thick, rich butter! 623 00:20:54,305 --> 00:20:56,906 I'm starting up the Adam jar again. It's for your own good. 624 00:20:56,941 --> 00:21:00,309 One of the female followers is a sad loner with no boyfriend. 625 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:04,909 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 45957

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