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Adult Adam: When you were a kid,
cracking open a toy catalog
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and making your holiday wish list was
the most exciting part of the year.
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But now that I was a ninth-grade man,
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I wanted something
you couldn't find in any store.
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Psst! Yo!
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Goldnerd. Come here.
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- You got the money, I got the hook-up.
- Let me see it first.
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Christmas came early.
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He had a bootleg copy of
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the "Star Wars Holiday Special."
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Holy Kenobi! The legend is true!
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This is the rarest film in existence.
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Only aired once in the lame-ass '70s.
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- Gimme, gimme, gimme!
- Pleasure doing business.
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Enjoy your space wars.
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Stop what you're doing.
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I have the biggest holiday news
of all time.
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If I were to stop what I'm doing, it'd
be more than what I'm actually doing.
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Okay. So, as everyone knows,
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"Star Wars" is my entire life,
soul, and universe.
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[Snores]
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[Claps] No dozing!
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- Well, then be less boring.
- Boring?!
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This is two hours' worth
of unseen "Star Wars" goodness.
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"Star Wars."
Is that the one with the bear?
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I mean, I-I even heard rumor
we meet Chewie's family.
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Chuy? The guy who works
in my stock room?
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No, Chewbacca.
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Is he the little guy who yells,
"The plane, the plane"?
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No, the wookiee? Han Solo's fuzz ball?
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[Imitates Chewbacca]
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[Snoring]
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No dozing!
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I'm twisted up inside
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But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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I don't know the future
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But the past keeps getting
clearer every day
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It was December 14th, 1980-something,
and that meant one thing...
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the school holiday concert.
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All:
Joy to the world
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The Lord has...
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Jingle bells,
jingle bells, jingle...
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Deck the halls
with boughs of holly...
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Yep. We did all
the fun Christmas classics.
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We also did one half-assed tune
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to give a shout-out
to the other holiday.
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Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made it out of clay
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And when it's dry and ready,
oh, dreidel I shall play
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[Piano continues]
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[Snaps]
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You... need something?
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Yeah, it's the second verse.
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- That's you.
- That's a pass.
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But it's the Hanukkah solo.
You do it every year.
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I think the other, way better Goldberg
should do the solo.
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Check it.
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[Rapping]
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
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I made it out of...
Nope. Can't do it.
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I can't make it cool. It's impossible.
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Thank you for that journey.
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Erica, if you didn't want the solo,
then why did you sign up for it?
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- I didn't. [Chuckles]
- Oh, yes, you did.
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With a glitter pen.
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That's not my handwriting.
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'Cause I would never dot the
"I" in "Erica" with a heart.
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Oh, she is so dead!
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- You...
- Love me?
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Oh, my little shmoopaloo.
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Don't you shmoopaloo me.
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What gives you the right
to forge my name on a sign up sheet?
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It was on the bulletin board.
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All the solos were taken
except for "Dreidel Cubed".
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- That's what the hipcats call hit.
- No one calls it that!
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The song isn't hip and I'm
tired of singing it every year.
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Fine. Then you go in and tell your
grandfather and break his sweet heart.
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He lives for that Hanukkah solo.
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If you don't sing it,
you'll literally kill that poor old man.
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I knew you'd say that.
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Way to kill your grandfather
and Hanukkah, Erica.
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But this is just your classic mom guilt.
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It won't work.
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- Pops, we need to talk.
- Of course, darling.
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How can I make your life better?
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Damn you, he's so adorable.
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- So, you'll sing it.
- Nope.
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And if you have a problem with that,
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then you can just ask Barry to do it.
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Barry? Please.
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Just heard my name.
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What am I not supposed to be hearing?
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Surprise party? Award show?
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Surprise award show party?
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Honey, if I told you,
it wouldn't be a surprise, would it?
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Damn it. That logic checks out.
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Well, I'm gonna go find
my tuxedo T-shirt for no reason
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and be back around 6:00, wink, wink.
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Looks like my solo's
the least of your problems
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now that you have to throw a surprise
award show party in 45 minutes.
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As Erica ditched her solo,
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I uncovered the mystery to the
"Star Wars Holiday Special."
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It wasn't great.
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Wow.
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That was so... cool.
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Were we watching two different things?
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You don't know "Star Wars."
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This special is really for the true fan.
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So, the true fan
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wants to watch Dorothy
from "The Golden Girls"
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flirt with an alien?
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Uh, okay, I admit it was an odd choice
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to have Bea Arthur manage the cantina.
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Let's just move on.
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And what's the deal
with Lumpy and Itchy?
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Chewie's family
had to be named something.
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Lumpy and Itchy?
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Couldn't they have spent
15 more seconds on the names?
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I don't know!
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And I don't know why
Art Carney is a family friend
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or why Jefferson Starship
is performing for the Empire.
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Starship's in their name.
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That one actually makes sense to me.
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Let's never speak of this again.
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So, you didn't love it. Who cares?
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I care!
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I love "Star Wars." It's my life.
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It makes no sense
why I didn't love this, too.
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It happens to every kid.
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The older you get, the more you realize
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that all the things you loved
as a boy are pointless.
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Are you saying I'm, like...
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losing my sense of childlike wonder?
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Well, you're not
a child anymore, so, yes.
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And frankly, it's about time.
It happened to me when I was 6.
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- 6?
- My dad lost a bet.
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We slept in a car. It was a whole thing.
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Hey, good talk.
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As I lost faith in Chewie and Han Solo,
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my mom was trying to land Erica's solo.
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Hey, hey, Suzie Cinoman.
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How's the number-one music
and interpretive-dance teacher
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in Montgomery County?
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What's gonna happen to me right now?
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Well, all that's happening right now
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is that this blondie
brought you some blondies.
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I even sprinkled some cinnamon on top.
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It's us in dessert form.
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That's very nice.
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I'm just, um, gonna go ahead
and open this door
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- to make sure that people know I'm okay.
- Oh, come on.
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Everything's just peachy.
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Here. Have a bite of us.
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Go on. Put it in your face.
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- Yum, yum.
- Mm.
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Mmm!
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I guess we are friends now.
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Best friends.
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And while you're chewing
on that, chew on this...
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You're gonna give Erica a solo
or it's your ass.
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I knew it!
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These blondies aren't just
sprinkled with cinnamon,
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- they're sprinkled with deceit.
- Oh, give it up.
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Erica has to sing about Hanukkah.
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It's what her grandpa looks
forward to all year.
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I tried. She's just not
down with the dreidel.
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End of story.
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Well, there must be one other
fun Hanukkah song.
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- Think.
- There's this one.
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[Singing "Ma'oz Tzur" in Hebrew]
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Okay, you just spit all over me.
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There is that one about
being frugal with oil.
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I hate you right now.
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Oh! I know! There's that
lively little one
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about trying to escape the Greeks.
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No! It's all no!
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[Sighs]
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I guess I'll just have to coax Erica
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into writing her own Hanukkah song,
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and she'll knock everyone's socks off.
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I like your moxie,
but I'm pretty sure that
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Hanukkah has been around for a while,
and no one has cracked that nut yet.
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I bit that top one.
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And so, my mom went to give Erica
something to chew on.
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Hey, boopie. Whatcha doing?
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Just noodling on a new song.
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Oh, yeah? What's it about?
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A boy who can't see
what's right in front of him.
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Well, I know a pretty cool boy
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- you could write a song about.
- Who?
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- Judah Maccabee.
- Does he go to Lincoln?
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- No, he's been dead for 2,000 years.
- Ew!
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And he's the hunky warrior
who saved Hanukkah!
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He booted the Greeks
out of the temple in Jerusalem.
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He's the reason for the season.
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This is starting to sound like school.
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Come on. This is for Pops.
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You're so talented at writing songs.
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Share your gift with the world!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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If anyone in this family
is gifted at music-ing,
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it's Big Tasty.
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Okay, if he's doing this, then clearly
it's a dead-end road. I'm out.
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Kids, there's no need to fight over
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who's gonna write
the perfect Hanukkah song.
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Although Barry
does seem to want it more.
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Yes! Barry wins! In your face!
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You're just trying
to pit us against each other
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so I write you a song out of spite.
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It won't work.
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[Mockingly] You're just trying to pit us
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against each other
so meow, meow, meow, meow.
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Idiot, you're playing into her plan.
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Meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow.
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[Normal voice] You're a cat, basically.
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"Meow, meow, meow, meow.
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I'm Garfield. I love lasagna!"
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Ugh! You're so stupid! Fine!
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I will write a better song than you
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- with my eyes closed.
- Oh, yeah?
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Well, this will be the song
that puts me on the map.
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I'm guaranteed
to make millions off of it.
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Millions? By writing a Hanukkah song?
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Think about it. What's the
greatest cash cow of our time?
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Give up?
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- It's "Happy Birthday."
- Wait.
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Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you
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- Dude, no one owns that song.
- Wrong.
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Two little old ladies
wrote it 100 years ago.
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Now every time
it's sung on TV or movies,
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they get $50,000.
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Happy birthday to you
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- Boom!
- That's another $50,000.
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Well, now I'm gonna be
the birthday guy for Hanukkah.
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Ka-ching!
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In your stupid face.
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In yours!
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I'm gonna write the best damn
Hanukkah song this world's ever seen,
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because you suck
and you make me very mad.
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Yay! The Hanukkah spirit is alive!
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Hey, kiddo. What's shaking?
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What's shaking is "Ghostbusters 2."
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It's riddled with logic problems.
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Since when can you use
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magic slime and a Nintendo controller
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to make the Statue of Liberty walk?
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Since the ghost fellas can do anything.
248
00:08:20,141 --> 00:08:21,601
Why are you being so hard on them?
249
00:08:21,703 --> 00:08:23,502
After I watched
that "Star Wars" special,
250
00:08:23,605 --> 00:08:24,837
I've been re-evaluating
251
00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:26,973
- all the things I loved as a child.
- Don't do that.
252
00:08:27,075 --> 00:08:29,459
All the movies I worship
have come into question.
253
00:08:29,483 --> 00:08:32,812
- Don't do that.
- "Short Circuit 2," "Time Bandits,"
254
00:08:32,914 --> 00:08:36,549
and don't even get me started
on "Jaws 4: The Revenge."
255
00:08:36,618 --> 00:08:38,117
Stop right there.
256
00:08:38,219 --> 00:08:39,585
I know you love that movie.
257
00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:40,820
Until now!
258
00:08:40,922 --> 00:08:43,389
Why would a shark swim
from New England to The Bahamas
259
00:08:43,491 --> 00:08:46,492
to eat a lady who's husband
killed his shark friend?
260
00:08:46,628 --> 00:08:47,960
Sharks have feelings, too.
261
00:08:48,062 --> 00:08:49,462
"This time, it's personal."
262
00:08:49,564 --> 00:08:50,763
How's that possible?
263
00:08:50,865 --> 00:08:51,664
It's a fish!
264
00:08:51,766 --> 00:08:53,199
Fish don't hold grudges.
265
00:08:53,334 --> 00:08:55,368
Oh, so now you're a shark expert.
266
00:08:55,470 --> 00:08:56,602
All these years,
267
00:08:56,696 --> 00:08:58,682
I was a child who blindly loved
268
00:08:58,753 --> 00:09:02,375
anything put in front of him,
but now I'm a man.
269
00:09:02,477 --> 00:09:03,976
And it's all got to go.
270
00:09:04,078 --> 00:09:06,312
And so I'd throw away
my childhood forever,
271
00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:07,789
which would be harder than I thought.
272
00:09:07,828 --> 00:09:08,820
Oh!
273
00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:11,359
Yep. This was gonna take a while.
274
00:09:11,422 --> 00:09:12,451
Damn it!
275
00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:13,486
I'm going downstairs
276
00:09:13,588 --> 00:09:16,522
and finding a trash can for men.
277
00:09:17,550 --> 00:09:19,104
As the holiday concert got closer,
278
00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,761
my mom had a perfect plan
to land Erica a solo.
279
00:09:21,786 --> 00:09:23,815
So, I know I told you
280
00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:25,688
we'd be working on a new Hanukkah song,
281
00:09:25,756 --> 00:09:27,322
but we actually don't have one.
282
00:09:27,425 --> 00:09:28,524
We have two.
283
00:09:28,626 --> 00:09:31,293
- Erica, delight our ears.
- Okay.
284
00:09:31,328 --> 00:09:33,595
Well, I don't want
to build it up too much,
285
00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:34,830
but prepare yourselves
286
00:09:34,932 --> 00:09:36,686
for the greatest Hanukkah song
ever written.
287
00:09:36,711 --> 00:09:37,766
Okay.
288
00:09:37,835 --> 00:09:40,836
Oh, yeah
289
00:09:40,905 --> 00:09:44,540
Hanu, Ha-Ha-Hanu
290
00:09:44,642 --> 00:09:45,908
Hanukkah
291
00:09:46,010 --> 00:09:47,376
I'm a-wishin'
292
00:09:47,445 --> 00:09:49,445
I'm-a wishin'
293
00:09:49,513 --> 00:09:52,414
A happy Hanukkah to you
294
00:09:52,483 --> 00:09:55,517
A happy Hanukkah to you
295
00:09:55,619 --> 00:10:00,089
Happy Hanukkah, dear everyone
296
00:10:00,157 --> 00:10:03,792
Happy Hanukkah to you
297
00:10:03,961 --> 00:10:05,093
Yeah, that's the birthday song.
298
00:10:05,162 --> 00:10:06,562
Not fair, cheater.
299
00:10:06,664 --> 00:10:08,191
I can't use that song.
300
00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:09,531
I will have to pay those old ladies
301
00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:11,300
hundreds of thousands of dollars,
302
00:10:11,368 --> 00:10:12,701
and I've already spent our entire budget
303
00:10:12,770 --> 00:10:14,069
on construction paper
for the snowflakes.
304
00:10:14,138 --> 00:10:16,138
How could you let this happen, Erica?
305
00:10:16,207 --> 00:10:18,440
All you had to do
was write a timeless classic
306
00:10:18,509 --> 00:10:19,975
that would last for ages.
307
00:10:20,044 --> 00:10:21,109
I got you covered, Mom.
308
00:10:21,212 --> 00:10:22,911
JTP, drop the beat.
309
00:10:22,980 --> 00:10:25,447
[Both beatboxing]
310
00:10:25,516 --> 00:10:27,983
[Rapping]
How did Hanukkah
start, you all wonder
311
00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:30,385
Judah Maccabee, dinosaur hunter
312
00:10:30,454 --> 00:10:32,921
He came to Earth from outer space
313
00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:34,122
He hunted dinos
314
00:10:34,225 --> 00:10:35,123
For eight straight days!
315
00:10:35,192 --> 00:10:35,991
- Wow.
- Okay. What?
316
00:10:36,060 --> 00:10:38,026
Education, y'all!
317
00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:40,095
While I really do appreciate the effort
318
00:10:40,164 --> 00:10:42,231
even though, uh,
one song was plagiarized
319
00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:44,399
and the other one
was factually insane...
320
00:10:44,468 --> 00:10:45,634
You are insane.
321
00:10:45,703 --> 00:10:48,637
I added dinosaurs
to a holiday about lamps.
322
00:10:48,739 --> 00:10:49,771
It's called spicing it up.
323
00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,607
Look, the "Dreidel" song
was our only option
324
00:10:51,675 --> 00:10:53,675
and, truthfully, none of this
was worth the hassle.
325
00:10:53,744 --> 00:10:55,277
You can't do this to me!
326
00:10:55,346 --> 00:10:56,511
To Pops. This is about him.
327
00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:57,512
Not my problem.
328
00:10:57,548 --> 00:10:58,914
The "Dreidel" song is cut.
329
00:10:59,016 --> 00:11:00,349
But I have more sick rhymes
330
00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:03,318
about a dreideldactyl and menorahsaurus.
331
00:11:03,387 --> 00:11:04,720
They're dino-Hanukkah hybrids
332
00:11:04,822 --> 00:11:06,088
who break-dance and fight crime.
333
00:11:06,190 --> 00:11:07,322
Oh, ho!
334
00:11:07,424 --> 00:11:09,491
[Rapping]
Yo, yo, yo,
I'm a dreideldactyl
335
00:11:09,593 --> 00:11:11,693
And I'm also late, aren't I?
336
00:11:11,762 --> 00:11:13,395
337
00:11:13,497 --> 00:11:14,630
Hey.
338
00:11:14,698 --> 00:11:16,208
I got something big to show Adam.
339
00:11:16,233 --> 00:11:17,833
- Where is he?
- Upstairs.
340
00:11:17,868 --> 00:11:19,601
He said he was gonna
tear down his movie posters
341
00:11:19,703 --> 00:11:21,069
now that his whole world
has gone to crap.
342
00:11:21,171 --> 00:11:22,271
Blah, blah, blah.
343
00:11:22,373 --> 00:11:23,805
- I was making a sandwich.
- What?
344
00:11:23,874 --> 00:11:25,540
- Why didn't you stop him?
- Stop him?
345
00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,042
I told him this was about time.
346
00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:29,912
This happens to everybody.
It just took him a few years longer.
347
00:11:30,014 --> 00:11:32,447
Having unreasonable, childlike wonder
348
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,082
is what makes Adam Adam.
349
00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,651
It's what I love about the boy.
350
00:11:35,753 --> 00:11:37,619
I guess from now on, Adam isn't Adam.
351
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,688
- We'll call him Gary.
- Who the hell's Gary?
352
00:11:39,790 --> 00:11:40,989
Gary's the kid in Adam's class
353
00:11:41,058 --> 00:11:43,292
who's really good at baseball
and rides the moped.
354
00:11:43,394 --> 00:11:44,693
Ah, Gary.
355
00:11:44,795 --> 00:11:47,429
So normal. So good at shortstop.
356
00:11:47,531 --> 00:11:48,697
I'm gonna show Adam
357
00:11:48,766 --> 00:11:51,233
that there's still plenty
of wonder left in this world,
358
00:11:51,302 --> 00:11:54,069
and you'll have to get off
your tuchas to stop me.
359
00:11:55,072 --> 00:11:57,639
Eh. Well played, old man.
360
00:11:57,741 --> 00:11:58,640
Well played.
361
00:11:58,709 --> 00:12:00,976
Kiddo, you're coming with me.
362
00:12:01,045 --> 00:12:04,179
I got something fantastic
you're guaranteed to love.
363
00:12:04,281 --> 00:12:06,615
- I'm good.
- Well, imagine if they made a movie
364
00:12:06,650 --> 00:12:08,517
with your favorite moving-picture maker,
365
00:12:08,619 --> 00:12:09,952
George Lucas.
366
00:12:10,054 --> 00:12:12,654
- The Great Bearded One?
- And what if Mr. Lucas then cast
367
00:12:12,723 --> 00:12:15,991
that foxy Lea Thompson
from "Back in the Future"?
368
00:12:16,093 --> 00:12:17,059
I'm slightly listening.
369
00:12:17,127 --> 00:12:22,230
And what if I told you this very movie
was from the writer of "Indiana Jones"?
370
00:12:22,299 --> 00:12:23,365
I'm an adult now.
371
00:12:23,467 --> 00:12:25,467
I know it's simply not possible.
372
00:12:25,569 --> 00:12:26,902
And yet it is,
373
00:12:27,004 --> 00:12:29,838
and it's playing at the Hiway Theater.
374
00:12:29,907 --> 00:12:33,275
If this movie can't restore
your faith in dreaming,
375
00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:34,543
then nothing will.
376
00:12:34,578 --> 00:12:36,778
As always, Pops was a man of his word.
377
00:12:36,847 --> 00:12:37,980
Hi. Uh, three tickets
378
00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:39,581
for the movie about the talking duck.
379
00:12:39,683 --> 00:12:42,351
Except he took me to
the biggest flop of the '80s.
380
00:12:42,453 --> 00:12:45,487
You know, I only see one movie a year.
This better be good.
381
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,022
It's George Lucas!
382
00:12:47,124 --> 00:12:49,057
I bet everyone in school's gonna see it.
383
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:51,560
Well, except the other
Adam Goldberg in 11th grade.
384
00:12:51,628 --> 00:12:54,162
He only goes to that cinema
downtown that serves wine.
385
00:12:54,765 --> 00:12:57,566
It's been brought to my attention
that the "Dreidel Cubed" song
386
00:12:57,668 --> 00:12:59,301
has been cut from the holiday concert.
387
00:12:59,370 --> 00:13:00,875
Honestly, it's for the best.
388
00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:02,304
It's not. We got to do the "Dreidel."
389
00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:04,039
- She's gotten to you, hasn't she?
- She who?
390
00:13:04,108 --> 00:13:05,674
She is standing right outside that door,
391
00:13:05,776 --> 00:13:06,775
- isn't she?
- Yes.
392
00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:09,945
So, here's the thing, Cinnabuns,
393
00:13:10,047 --> 00:13:12,714
this Quaker school
was founded on the basis
394
00:13:12,783 --> 00:13:15,650
that everyone deserves
a festive holiday song.
395
00:13:15,719 --> 00:13:18,520
You can't have a holiday concert
without any Cha-nukkah songs.
396
00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,555
- Just pick another one.
- Sure, Earl.
397
00:13:20,624 --> 00:13:22,699
Uh, how about one of the famous ones
recorded by, oh, I don't know,
398
00:13:22,724 --> 00:13:24,659
- Barry Manilow or Neil Diamond?
- Perfect.
399
00:13:24,728 --> 00:13:27,629
They only did Christmas songs.
Even they knew what the audience wanted.
400
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,831
Well, look, if you don't do
any Cha-nukkah songs,
401
00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:31,900
then you can't do
any Christmas songs, either.
402
00:13:31,969 --> 00:13:33,268
Okay, this is going off the rails.
403
00:13:33,370 --> 00:13:34,636
If we can't mention the holidays,
404
00:13:34,738 --> 00:13:36,304
what are the kids
supposed to sing about?
405
00:13:36,373 --> 00:13:37,873
Oh, I don't know.
406
00:13:37,975 --> 00:13:39,708
The weather? Mittens?
407
00:13:39,810 --> 00:13:42,544
The damn plow guy
that always skips your street?
408
00:13:42,646 --> 00:13:43,612
I'm paying you!
409
00:13:43,714 --> 00:13:45,747
You think of something, damn it!
410
00:13:45,849 --> 00:13:48,316
Well, you've robbed the children of
the holidays. I hope you're happy.
411
00:13:48,419 --> 00:13:50,552
In my defense,
412
00:13:50,654 --> 00:13:52,721
I was only trying to undermine you.
413
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,523
As my mom killed the holiday concert,
414
00:13:54,558 --> 00:13:56,558
I was bringing my
childlike wonder back to life
415
00:13:56,593 --> 00:13:58,693
with a brand-new legendary movie.
416
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,295
Or so I thought.
417
00:14:00,397 --> 00:14:03,598
Like they say, doll, love's strange.
418
00:14:03,667 --> 00:14:06,701
- We could always give it a try.
- Lea Thompson: Okay.
419
00:14:07,371 --> 00:14:09,271
Let's go for it, Mr. Macho.
420
00:14:09,339 --> 00:14:10,872
What am I watching?!
421
00:14:10,974 --> 00:14:12,808
Come on. The duck is like E.T.
422
00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:14,309
He just wants to go home.
423
00:14:14,411 --> 00:14:17,512
Then how come he's spending
so much time managing that band?
424
00:14:17,614 --> 00:14:19,448
Al, the duck's gonna
make it with that lady.
425
00:14:19,550 --> 00:14:21,817
- What have you brought us to?
- A family film.
426
00:14:21,885 --> 00:14:23,618
It's a family film.
427
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,153
I can't watch this anymore.
428
00:14:25,222 --> 00:14:26,288
- Well, then let's go.
- Really?
429
00:14:26,390 --> 00:14:27,122
We can do that?
430
00:14:27,224 --> 00:14:30,425
It's about time you learned
that an adult can walk out of anything
431
00:14:30,561 --> 00:14:32,094
and demand his damn money back.
432
00:14:32,196 --> 00:14:33,328
I do it once a year.
433
00:14:33,430 --> 00:14:34,830
- Let's go.
- Adam, no!
434
00:14:34,932 --> 00:14:36,932
It's not that bad.
435
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,267
A lady and a duck in bed?
436
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:42,341
Who the [bleep] thought
this was a good idea?
437
00:14:43,443 --> 00:14:44,824
It was the final rehearsal
438
00:14:44,887 --> 00:14:46,965
for the big non-holiday holiday concert.
439
00:14:47,288 --> 00:14:50,905
We wish a snowy Tuesday,
we wish you a snowy Tuesday
440
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:54,876
We wish you a snowy Tuesday
and a cozy weekend
441
00:14:54,945 --> 00:15:00,281
[To tune of "Silent Night"]
Snowy night, secular night
442
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:03,718
- [To tune of "O Christmas Tree"]
-
O winter time, O winter time
443
00:15:03,787 --> 00:15:06,554
You come before spring
and after fall
444
00:15:06,623 --> 00:15:08,064
- [To tune of "Here Comes Santa Claus"]
-
Here comes Uncle Doug
445
00:15:08,089 --> 00:15:09,274
Here comes Uncle Doug
446
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:11,338
His flight gets in around 3:00
447
00:15:11,431 --> 00:15:13,094
Okay, what the hell's going on?
448
00:15:13,196 --> 00:15:15,163
Why are we singing
terrible songs about the weather
449
00:15:15,198 --> 00:15:16,464
and someone's weird Uncle Doug?
450
00:15:16,566 --> 00:15:20,034
Doug is my uncle and he lives in Ohio
and he helps me pay my rent.
451
00:15:20,103 --> 00:15:22,537
And without naming names,
we are singing about the weather
452
00:15:22,572 --> 00:15:23,705
because of Beverly Goldberg.
453
00:15:23,774 --> 00:15:24,839
Oops. I let it slip.
454
00:15:24,908 --> 00:15:26,441
Wait. This is your hot mom's fault?
455
00:15:26,543 --> 00:15:28,643
[All booing]
456
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,011
Um, Miss Cinoman,
457
00:15:30,113 --> 00:15:32,013
can you not just sit there
and let them boo at us?
458
00:15:32,115 --> 00:15:34,048
Yeah, I'm only used to
wild cheering and hearing,
459
00:15:34,117 --> 00:15:36,517
"Aw, yeah, Barry! You the man!"
460
00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:39,120
[All booing]
461
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:40,588
Mom!
462
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,290
Hey-ey.
463
00:15:42,392 --> 00:15:43,324
You stole Christmas,
464
00:15:43,426 --> 00:15:44,826
and now the whole school blames us.
465
00:15:44,928 --> 00:15:47,262
It was the worst day ever.
People booed me.
466
00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:48,529
Me!
467
00:15:48,598 --> 00:15:52,066
Thank God I'm getting a surprise award
show, otherwise I'd be devastated.
468
00:15:52,135 --> 00:15:53,368
Honey, there's not gonna be a...
469
00:15:53,470 --> 00:15:55,303
Don't. Just don't.
470
00:15:57,340 --> 00:15:58,806
Look, Erica, I'm sorry.
471
00:15:58,909 --> 00:16:00,608
I did not mean to ruin the concert.
472
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:01,943
Well, you did.
473
00:16:02,012 --> 00:16:03,044
I'm sorry, Pops,
474
00:16:03,146 --> 00:16:04,479
but I'm not singing your song this year.
475
00:16:04,581 --> 00:16:05,613
What are you talking about?
476
00:16:05,682 --> 00:16:06,648
Don't do this, Erica.
477
00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:08,416
Do not upset this lovely old man.
478
00:16:08,485 --> 00:16:10,585
Ba-bap. I'm talking about
the "Dreidel" song, Pops.
479
00:16:10,687 --> 00:16:11,686
It's not happening.
480
00:16:11,755 --> 00:16:13,988
Okay, I'm dealing
with an Adam crisis here,
481
00:16:14,090 --> 00:16:15,156
so is this necessary?
482
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:16,824
The sweet man's busy. Leave him be.
483
00:16:16,927 --> 00:16:17,992
Ba-da-bup!
484
00:16:18,094 --> 00:16:19,427
Mom made me sing that song for you
485
00:16:19,496 --> 00:16:20,895
ever since I was in the third grade.
486
00:16:20,997 --> 00:16:23,031
Oh, I see what's going on.
487
00:16:23,099 --> 00:16:25,433
Your mother's lied to you for a decade.
488
00:16:25,535 --> 00:16:26,768
Have fun with that.
489
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,103
You're unbelievable.
490
00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:30,104
Okay, okay.
491
00:16:30,173 --> 00:16:31,606
Here's the thing.
492
00:16:31,708 --> 00:16:35,176
I might have slightly used Pops
493
00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:36,945
to guilt you into singing for me.
494
00:16:37,047 --> 00:16:40,081
Well, did it ever occur to you
to just ask me like a normal person?
495
00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:42,917
Please! I gave up on that years ago.
496
00:16:42,953 --> 00:16:45,920
Look, when you were a little girl,
497
00:16:46,022 --> 00:16:48,089
every day, you used to dress up
498
00:16:48,158 --> 00:16:50,191
and put on shows for me.
499
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,659
It was everything.
500
00:16:52,896 --> 00:16:54,329
I remember that.
501
00:16:54,397 --> 00:16:56,497
Well, those days are gone.
502
00:16:56,566 --> 00:17:00,969
Now it's a "no"
anytime I ask anything of you.
503
00:17:01,071 --> 00:17:03,371
So, I tricked you.
504
00:17:03,473 --> 00:17:06,007
I just love hearing my little girl sing.
505
00:17:06,076 --> 00:17:08,643
I actually understand your point.
506
00:17:08,745 --> 00:17:09,944
Good.
507
00:17:10,013 --> 00:17:12,513
'Cause I'm done trying to trick you.
508
00:17:12,582 --> 00:17:14,716
If you don't want to sing,
you don't have to.
509
00:17:15,885 --> 00:17:17,986
I know I don't have to,
510
00:17:18,054 --> 00:17:20,888
but now that you finally asked,
511
00:17:20,991 --> 00:17:22,490
I kind of want to.
512
00:17:22,559 --> 00:17:24,525
That night, my sister gave my mom
513
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,694
the Hanukkah gift she'd always wanted...
514
00:17:26,763 --> 00:17:28,629
the joy of hearing her little girl sing.
515
00:17:28,732 --> 00:17:30,898
Think of your fellow man
516
00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:33,501
Lend him a helping hand
517
00:17:33,570 --> 00:17:37,739
Put a little love in your heart
518
00:17:37,841 --> 00:17:40,208
You see it's getting late
519
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,577
Oh, please, don't hesitate
520
00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:45,246
Put a little love in your heart
521
00:17:46,116 --> 00:17:47,181
And the world
522
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:48,483
And the world
523
00:17:48,585 --> 00:17:50,585
-
Will be a better place
-
Ooh, ooh
524
00:17:50,687 --> 00:17:51,853
And the world
525
00:17:51,955 --> 00:17:53,121
And the world
526
00:17:53,223 --> 00:17:55,089
-
Will be a better place
-
Ooh, ooh
527
00:17:55,191 --> 00:17:56,357
For you
528
00:17:56,459 --> 00:17:57,458
For you
529
00:17:57,527 --> 00:17:58,459
And me
530
00:17:58,561 --> 00:17:59,594
And me
531
00:17:59,629 --> 00:18:00,895
And, as it turned out,
532
00:18:00,964 --> 00:18:02,363
Pops had a gift for me, too.
533
00:18:02,432 --> 00:18:03,498
And see...
534
00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:04,999
Thought you might want this back.
535
00:18:05,101 --> 00:18:06,134
"Holiday Special?"
536
00:18:06,202 --> 00:18:07,668
Did you actually watch it?
537
00:18:07,737 --> 00:18:09,137
Yep, and guess what?
538
00:18:09,205 --> 00:18:11,372
I think you missed something pretty big.
539
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:13,041
This guy. Know him?
540
00:18:13,109 --> 00:18:14,542
Of course. Boba Fett.
541
00:18:14,611 --> 00:18:15,743
He's my favorite character.
542
00:18:15,812 --> 00:18:18,012
Got to admit,
he was pretty cool in this.
543
00:18:19,249 --> 00:18:20,915
Wait a second.
544
00:18:20,984 --> 00:18:23,184
This was made way before
"Empire Strikes Back,"
545
00:18:23,253 --> 00:18:24,619
so if you think about it,
546
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:27,055
the "Holiday Special" gave us the Fett.
547
00:18:27,157 --> 00:18:29,157
All I know is
with the right point of view,
548
00:18:29,225 --> 00:18:32,727
this special really is...
pretty damn special.
549
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:34,400
Just wait
550
00:18:34,511 --> 00:18:35,543
Pops.
551
00:18:37,267 --> 00:18:38,599
Um...
552
00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:42,804
I don't get it.
553
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,473
How do you manage to always
see the good in everything?
554
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:48,543
It's easy if you never
lose your childlike wonder.
555
00:18:48,611 --> 00:18:51,145
It doesn't matter how old you are.
556
00:18:51,247 --> 00:18:53,514
People like us always have it.
557
00:18:53,616 --> 00:18:54,582
Really?
558
00:18:54,684 --> 00:18:56,250
Really.
559
00:18:56,319 --> 00:18:59,087
I need you to promise me one thing.
560
00:18:59,189 --> 00:19:02,824
Always hold on to that wonder,
no matter what.
561
00:19:02,926 --> 00:19:05,493
I will, Pops.
562
00:19:05,595 --> 00:19:06,928
I love you.
563
00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:08,629
I know.
564
00:19:08,698 --> 00:19:10,731
Put a little love in your heart
565
00:19:10,867 --> 00:19:12,200
And with that, Pops reminded me
566
00:19:12,302 --> 00:19:13,935
that if you truly love something,
567
00:19:14,037 --> 00:19:15,803
you never grow out of it.
568
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,262
That's the thing about the holidays.
569
00:19:19,348 --> 00:19:20,950
Even the biggest Scrooge
570
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:24,145
might be moved by a sense of wonder.
571
00:19:24,214 --> 00:19:26,881
You... replaced my favorite posters.
572
00:19:26,950 --> 00:19:29,150
I guess it's a holiday miracle.
573
00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:31,452
Once I saw the good
in the "Star Wars" special,
574
00:19:31,521 --> 00:19:33,221
I began to see the good in everything.
575
00:19:33,289 --> 00:19:35,323
And so I went back
to finish "Howard the Duck."
576
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:37,658
Turns out he became
a legendary cult badass.
577
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,961
Aren't you glad we came back
and saw the end?
578
00:19:40,063 --> 00:19:40,895
Oh, yeah.
579
00:19:40,964 --> 00:19:42,396
I wish I was half as cool as Howard.
580
00:19:42,499 --> 00:19:45,166
He does have a way with the ladies.
581
00:19:45,201 --> 00:19:46,334
[Both laugh]
582
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,703
There's got to be a better way
583
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,404
-
Put a little love in your heart
- That's my baby girl!
584
00:19:50,507 --> 00:19:51,572
[Laughs] That's my baby.
585
00:19:51,674 --> 00:19:53,040
Don't you think
it's time for a start?
586
00:19:53,143 --> 00:20:00,615
Put a little love in your heart
587
00:20:00,717 --> 00:20:02,850
[Cheers and applause]
588
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:06,420
I had to lie to make this happen,
but it was totally worth it.
589
00:20:06,523 --> 00:20:10,091
_
590
00:20:10,193 --> 00:20:12,093
And on Christmas morn
591
00:20:12,195 --> 00:20:18,766
We will marvel at
the greatest gift of all
592
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,688
[Rapping]
Who's da mack?
It's Judah Mac
593
00:20:21,798 --> 00:20:24,110
Hunting dinosaurs
in his dope jet pack
594
00:20:24,188 --> 00:20:26,463
What's that noise?
It sounds like thunder
595
00:20:26,556 --> 00:20:28,791
It's Judah Maccabee, dinosaur hunter
596
00:20:28,893 --> 00:20:31,160
Barry:
He once choked out
a Tyrannosaurus
597
00:20:31,262 --> 00:20:33,829
He's looks just like
a Hebrew Chuck Norris
598
00:20:33,931 --> 00:20:36,098
He's hunting dinos,
his name is Judah
599
00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:38,567
Half of his brain is a computer
600
00:20:38,669 --> 00:20:41,003
There's no dinosaur
that he hasn't destroyed
601
00:20:41,105 --> 00:20:43,506
He's killed more dinos
than an asteroid
602
00:20:43,608 --> 00:20:46,008
Want to fight Judah?
You gotta be kidding
603
00:20:46,110 --> 00:20:48,411
He has a pet dragon
that'll do his bidding
604
00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:50,780
He also has a staff
that controls the weather
605
00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:53,315
His wife's named Locklear,
first name Heather
606
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,751
This entire rap
is straight-up factual
607
00:20:55,853 --> 00:20:58,476
Now drop that beat
and spin the dreideldactyl
608
00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,900
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00:21:01,950 --> 00:21:06,500
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