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Back in the '80s, Philadelphia hosted
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one of the most legendary
charity rock concerts
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ever assembled... Live Aid...
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And no one wanted to go
more than Big Tasty.
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Dad, we need to have
an insanely important talk.
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And if you say, "Go to your mother,"
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there will be serious consequences.
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Not listening. Go to your mother.
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Okay, you know how all the awesome
stuff happens
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in New York and L.A.
and Florida, but never here?
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You do know that Philadelphia
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is the birthplace of our country, right?
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Enough with your folk tales, old man!
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I'm talking about now.
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It's called Live Aid.
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The world's biggest rock concert ever
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is happening here this
weekend, and I need your car.
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What's wrong with your van?
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Doesn't start.
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I think it needs new spark
plugs or gas or something.
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Point is, give me your keys
and wallet. Hurry.
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Here's the thing... no.
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But I presented such a strong case!
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This concert's been all over the news.
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There's gonna be a million morons
pouring into the city,
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each one with bad hair and worse ideas.
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But I have the worst ideas!
I should be there, too.
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No way I'm allowing my car
to be driven in that madness.
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It'll never return.
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Do you even know
who's performing at Live Aid?
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I don't know,
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and more importantly, I don't care.
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Rick Springfield, REO Speedwagon,
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the Hooters, Black Sabbath, RUN-D.M.C.,
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Simple Minds, Judas
Priest, Led Zeppelin,
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Bernard Watson, Joan Baez,
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Four Tops, Billy Ocean, Bryan Adams,
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Crosby, Stills & Nash, Crosby,
Stills, Nash & Young,
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Neil Young, Bob Dylan,
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George Thorogood & the Destroyers,
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most of the Rolling Stones,
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all of Hall & Oates,
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Madonna, Phil Collins, Duran Duran,
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Eddie Kendricks and David Ruffin,
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Patti LaBelle, The Cars, Kenny Loggins,
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Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers,
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Santana, Pretenders,
Ashford & Simpson...
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Ashford & Simpson?! I'm in!
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Really?
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No! None of these names
mean anything to me!
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I'm twisted up inside
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But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say
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Synced and corrected by Nest0r
www.addic7ed.com
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I don't know the future
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But the past keeps getting
clearer every day
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Adult Adam: It was October
5, 1980-something,
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and I had a genius plan
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to be the coolest freshman ever.
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Big news... I'm starting a club...
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The Saturday Night Live Society.
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Ugh. Here we go.
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It'll be awesome.
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We can wear costumes and perform skits
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and do all their greatest characters,
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like the Church Lady.
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[As Church Lady] Isn't that special?
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- Cut the crap, dude.
- You sound crazy.
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We're freshmen now.
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We got to start thinking about our reps.
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[As Fernando] You look mah-velous.
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Please! We're in public.
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- Girls hate that stuff.
- We really do.
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[Normal voice] Impressing girls
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is the least of my concerns.
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I'm just trying to make
it through the day.
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Ohh, balls.
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It's her. She's here.
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It's... Waffle Girl.
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Waffle Girl?
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Oh, yes, Waffle Girl.
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She was my first crush ever.
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I hadn't seen her in three years,
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but now that I was a freshman,
I was back in her world.
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So many confusing feelings.
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That's all in the past, bro.
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We're in the now,
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and that means you got
to go rock that body.
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Don't do that.
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You already laid the groundwork
when you were a small child.
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Close the deal.
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How? She's a junior. I'm just a boy.
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Not anymore.
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Back then, you were just a creepy kid.
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Now you're a man, so
it's not creepy at all.
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Nope, still creepy.
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Just walk on over there and be like,
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"Yo, Waffles, remember me?
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Powdered sugar, sliced
banana, side of sausage.
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Name's Adam Goldberg."
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I can't say my name. It's too confusing.
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There's another Adam Goldberg in school.
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He's a senior.
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He told me in no uncertain terms
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that he's got dibs
on the upper-class girls.
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Stop using the other Adam
Goldberg as an excuse.
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Yeah, there's just so many other
reasons why it won't work.
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[Scoffs] What do you know about girls?
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Look, all you got to do is show her
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that older women don't intimidate you.
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You're right! It's all about confidence!
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Oh, crap, here she comes.
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Sausage!
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What's that?
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I'm a man now.
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Oh, my God! Uh... Alan, right?
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You used to come
by the House of Waffles.
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I am Alan, yes.
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Aww. You were such a cute kid.
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[School bell rings] Well...
see you around.
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As I was out to prove
to my first crush I was a man,
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Barry was still fighting my dad
about going to Live Aid.
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Mom! Talk some sense into this bad man!
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He's not letting me go
to the world's most awesome concert!
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Well, if you're jonesing
for some bitchin' tunes,
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what do you say we go
to the Beach Boys concert, huh?
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God only knows what I'd be
without Schmoo
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Oh, my God, what are you singing?
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Come on, go on a Surfin'
Safari with your mama.
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I got two tickets. Come.
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Never!
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The only concert Big Tasty
is going to is Live Aid,
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and nothing will stop me.
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[Engine sputters]
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Gah!
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Well, nothing
except for an empty gas tank.
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Doesn't matter!
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I'll run there if I have to! Live Aid!
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But Barry still wasn't deterred...
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Oh, cramp, cramp!
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Until the tummy cramp
and the pebble in his shoe.
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Stupid pebble!
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Clearly, he wasn't going
to the Beach Boys with my mom,
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so she dragged along my dad.
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I can't believe I let
you talk me into this.
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Who knew so many people loved
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the delicate Doo-wops of the Beach Boys?
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They what? Let me see those tickets.
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Live Aid?
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The Beach Boys are playing at Live Aid?
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You just took me
into the eye of the storm!
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I had no idea.
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But come to think of it,
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the guy at Ticketron did mention
a couple of opening bands.
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30 bands! We got to turn
around right now.
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Stop being so dramatic.
It's just a little traffic.
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You go into the Live Aid.
I'll circle for three hours.
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No, don't circle.
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For once, can you not be so stubborn?
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We could be here for days!
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Damn it!
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This is my [Bleep] nightmare!
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As my dad was desperate
to get out of traffic,
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I was desperate to figure
out a way to show Waffle Girl
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I wasn't a little kid anymore.
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Like any sensible adult,
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I stole an idea from "The Brady Bunch."
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But I do have a boyfriend.
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It was a legendary episode
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where Jan fakes a boyfriend
by naming him...
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George, uh, Glass... George Glass.
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That's it... George Glass.
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Oh, Jan Brady, you giver
of genius middle-child wisdom.
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She's no Marcia,
but she does have moxie.
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That's how I'll impress Waffle Girl.
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I'm make up a fake older girlfriend,
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and then she'll know I can
hang with mature ladies.
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I don't know what that sentence means,
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but go for it, kiddo.
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Oh, my God! Do not
"George Glass" anyone.
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It's too late.
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My plan is already taking shape,
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and her name shall be...
Lampy... Tableson.
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Lampy's not a name.
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She's foreign.
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She just transferred to Villanova
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from the University of Europe.
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This Lampy sounds hot to trot.
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Only a sad, desperate loser
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would stoop to George Glass-ing someone.
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[Scoffs]
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His name's Jordan Wahlberg,
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and he just transferred to Villanova.
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Oh, my God.
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I can't believe your new
boyfriend's in college.
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Yeah, Jordy's on a swim scholarship.
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He's crazy hot.
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You are so lucky.
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But not as lucky as finding
a guy like my Geoffrey.
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Yeah. I can do this.
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A lot of people can do that.
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We are just so happy
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that you have finally, finally
found someone, Erica.
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Thanks. What about you, Geoff?
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Are you happy for me,
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or is it more complicated than that?
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- What?
- Huh?
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- Nothing.
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Are you freaking kidding me right now?!
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Uh, I got to call Jordy. Bye.
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While I was furious
that Erica stole my idea,
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my furious father was still
stuck in traffic!
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Damn it! Move, already!
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And then it happened.
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Mur, look.
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The parking gods took
pity on my parents!
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A space.
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Not just any space.
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That's the greatest space of all time!
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[Tires screech]
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Son of a bitch.
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Oh, come on.
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Hey, buddy, I was here first!
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What's he doing?! He's ignoring me!
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Stop it. W-Where are you going?
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Get back in the car!
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Hiya, buddy.
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Listen, uh, this space... It's mine.
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[Horn honking]
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What are you... What are you honking?
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He's honking!
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We'll find another space!
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We will not find another space.
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[Horn honks]
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Now you're honking
at a private conversation
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between a man and his wife.
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[Horn honks]
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Fine. Two can play at that game.
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Honnnk! [Horn honks]
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Honnnk! [Horn honks]
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My dad spent the next hour
screaming his face off.
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Meanwhile, I was about to face
off with a thief.
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Well! If it isn't my sister,
who pulled a George Glass
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after she specifically
told me it was stupid!
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For you.
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You lack the pathological
qualities needed to pull it off.
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Me? Easy breezy.
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Jordan Wahlberg?!
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You just took two New Kids on the Block
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and mashed them together.
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Jordy is much more than a name.
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He's got big plans,
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and I put them down in this dossier.
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For example, after he goes
to the Olympics,
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he's going to med school
to become a urologist.
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That's crazy! No one wants
to be a urologist.
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Face it, I'm unbeatable.
I've thought of every detail.
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I was made to George Glass me a guy.
258
00:08:35,940 --> 00:08:38,024
Well, I was made to George
Glass me a gal.
259
00:08:38,049 --> 00:08:41,116
Oh! So sad, you guys have
to make up pretend lovers
260
00:08:41,185 --> 00:08:43,385
instead of knowing the joy
of a authentic one.
261
00:08:43,410 --> 00:08:45,650
I'm talking about my longtime
companion, Lainey.
262
00:08:45,675 --> 00:08:46,675
Sad.
263
00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:47,502
Idiot.
264
00:08:47,541 --> 00:08:50,204
You had a fake girlfriend
from Canada for three years.
265
00:08:50,229 --> 00:08:52,438
Marian Lemieux wasn't fake!
I met her at camp.
266
00:08:52,463 --> 00:08:54,797
We went to the same camp.
There was no Marian.
267
00:08:54,874 --> 00:08:56,274
She spent all her time at the lake,
268
00:08:56,342 --> 00:08:58,182
but then had to leave
for a modeling emergency!
269
00:08:58,211 --> 00:08:59,977
- It happens!
- Whatever.
270
00:09:00,079 --> 00:09:01,212
Point is, there's only room
271
00:09:01,281 --> 00:09:04,482
for one George Glasser
in this family, and it's me.
272
00:09:04,507 --> 00:09:05,773
The battle had begun.
273
00:09:05,798 --> 00:09:08,352
It was time for me
to bring Lampy to life.
274
00:09:08,388 --> 00:09:09,831
Are you sure about this, dude?
275
00:09:09,856 --> 00:09:12,767
Yes, I'm taking my fake
girlfriend to a whole new level.
276
00:09:12,792 --> 00:09:15,731
A hickey equals proof. Engage.
277
00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:17,405
[Vacuum cleaner whirs]
278
00:09:17,430 --> 00:09:18,563
[Suction pops]
279
00:09:18,631 --> 00:09:20,465
It kind of tickles.
280
00:09:20,533 --> 00:09:22,934
Don't make this any weirder
than it already is.
281
00:09:22,969 --> 00:09:24,134
[Whirring stops]
282
00:09:24,159 --> 00:09:25,803
- How's it look?
- Like you got some action.
283
00:09:25,828 --> 00:09:26,712
Then do more.
284
00:09:26,737 --> 00:09:28,914
I want people to know me
and Lampy are the real deal.
285
00:09:28,939 --> 00:09:30,842
- What's a Lampy?
- Just hickey me, already!
286
00:09:30,877 --> 00:09:32,143
[Vacuum cleaner whirring, suction pops]
287
00:09:32,212 --> 00:09:34,111
This cannot fail.
288
00:09:34,214 --> 00:09:37,014
- Fail!
- I can see that, Dave Kim!
289
00:09:37,083 --> 00:09:39,584
While the vacuum was threatening
to blow up my spot,
290
00:09:39,652 --> 00:09:42,286
my dad was still
refusing to give up his.
291
00:09:42,388 --> 00:09:44,977
How long are we gonna do this?
Just give it up.
292
00:09:45,002 --> 00:09:46,101
I was here first!
293
00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:48,330
According to parking
rules, this space is mine.
294
00:09:48,361 --> 00:09:51,305
We all know that there
are no rules to parking.
295
00:09:51,330 --> 00:09:54,313
Look! I'm in more of the spot
than you are, so it's mine!
296
00:09:54,338 --> 00:09:55,738
You just said, "No rules,"
297
00:09:55,806 --> 00:09:58,047
yet you just told me a rule, you moron!
298
00:09:58,072 --> 00:10:00,373
Murray, it's a stupid parking space!
299
00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:01,985
Stop being so stubborn!
300
00:10:02,010 --> 00:10:04,310
Never! I will stay here forever.
301
00:10:04,379 --> 00:10:06,178
I will make this my home if I have to.
302
00:10:06,203 --> 00:10:07,247
That's absurd.
303
00:10:07,281 --> 00:10:09,150
How would you get ready for work?
304
00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:11,853
I would leave my job
and move my family here.
305
00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:13,010
Don't be an idiot.
306
00:10:13,035 --> 00:10:15,436
This spot can hold three people, max,
307
00:10:15,461 --> 00:10:17,119
not a whole family!
308
00:10:17,144 --> 00:10:21,204
I will forsake my wife and kids
and my life as I know it
309
00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:23,158
just for this parking space!
310
00:10:23,183 --> 00:10:25,166
That is a horrible thing to s...
311
00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:27,220
Your wife is sitting right there.
312
00:10:27,245 --> 00:10:28,470
Thank you, Larry.
313
00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:33,082
Yes! Thank you, Larry,
because this is my new home.
314
00:10:33,107 --> 00:10:35,107
- Not the pants.
- Oh, yes, the pants.
315
00:10:35,132 --> 00:10:36,275
Don't you do it.
316
00:10:36,377 --> 00:10:38,477
Murray: And this feels just like home.
317
00:10:38,579 --> 00:10:40,572
Whoo! Whoo! It feels good.
318
00:10:40,597 --> 00:10:44,666
You know, I like to dig in,
but this is next level, buddy.
319
00:10:45,096 --> 00:10:46,929
Good luck to you, Beverly.
320
00:10:46,954 --> 00:10:49,055
Ha ha! You see that, Bevy?
321
00:10:49,157 --> 00:10:51,290
This is what victory looks like.
322
00:10:51,392 --> 00:10:53,959
And that's what the end
of a concert looks like.
323
00:10:54,062 --> 00:10:56,907
But we won the space,
and that's not nothing.
324
00:10:56,932 --> 00:10:59,199
Oh, my God.
325
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,165
My plan with the vacuum sucked,
326
00:11:02,190 --> 00:11:04,305
so my only option was to double down.
327
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,840
I know I keep saying this, man,
328
00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:07,431
but I don't know about this, man.
329
00:11:07,533 --> 00:11:08,773
Shut up, Dave Kim.
330
00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:11,435
My only choice is to turn
these obviously fake hickeys
331
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,770
into a convincing paintball injuries.
332
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,505
[Paintball gun fires] Oh, balls!
333
00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:16,473
Balls! Oh, balls! It hurts.
334
00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:18,309
It hurts so bad!
335
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,443
Next time, warn me.
336
00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:21,645
Thought it would be better
to surprise you. Ready?
337
00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:24,148
- [Paintball gun fires]
- Ohh! It hurts worse.
338
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:26,210
It's worse when you prepare!
Don't let me prepare.
339
00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:27,418
Go back to the other way.
340
00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:29,987
- [Paintball gun fires]
- Oh, man! Manisewitz!
341
00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:31,288
[Paintball gun fires] Sorry!
342
00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:32,590
"Funky Cold Medina"!
343
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,991
[Paintball gun fires] So sorry.
344
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:35,626
- Mommy! Mommy!
- Everyone okay?
345
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,394
Thought I heard a woman scream.
346
00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:39,663
Yeah, probably scared
some freshman ladies
347
00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:41,465
with my extreme p-ball training.
348
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,252
I had no idea you played paintball.
349
00:11:43,277 --> 00:11:44,468
It's totally my thing.
350
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,480
It's totally my thing, too.
351
00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:49,461
I used to go with my college girlfriend,
352
00:11:49,486 --> 00:11:52,252
Paintsy McBallerson.
353
00:11:52,277 --> 00:11:53,544
Want to go with me sometime?
354
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,179
I'm always looking for a battle partner.
355
00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:56,447
Uh, yeah, for sure.
356
00:11:56,515 --> 00:11:59,450
Great. It's a date.
357
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,684
[Paintball gun fires]
358
00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:02,019
Oh, my... Ow!
359
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:05,589
Dad, it has recently
come to my attention
360
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:08,726
that the Beach Boys concert
mom invited me to 16 times
361
00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:10,108
was, in fact, Live Aid.
362
00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:11,138
How about that?
363
00:12:11,163 --> 00:12:13,564
Yes. "How about that?" indeed.
364
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,133
What the hell is that?
365
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,302
This, Father, is a traditional mok jong,
366
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:21,271
or as the uninitiated call
it, a karate training post.
367
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,174
Well, why is it blocking
"The Rockford Files."
368
00:12:23,209 --> 00:12:26,710
See, I have achieved a rage
so pure, so overwhelming,
369
00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:29,052
I have no choice but to channel
it into this wooden thing
370
00:12:29,077 --> 00:12:30,148
for the next three hours.
371
00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:31,649
This is gonna be a whole
thing, isn't it?
372
00:12:31,674 --> 00:12:33,384
Up windmill! Down windmill!
373
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,329
Cross block! Hyah-hyah!
374
00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:37,621
Monkey steals the peach!
Tiger climbs the tree!
375
00:12:37,698 --> 00:12:40,330
Looks like I'm not the only one upset
376
00:12:40,355 --> 00:12:41,659
about missing their concert.
377
00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:44,454
Look, I'm a stubborn guy.
I can't change that.
378
00:12:44,479 --> 00:12:46,119
You can change, and you will.
379
00:12:46,144 --> 00:12:47,714
It's an impossible ask.
380
00:12:47,746 --> 00:12:49,260
To start, you're taking me to Chi-Chi's,
381
00:12:49,285 --> 00:12:50,650
and I'm finally gonna try
382
00:12:50,675 --> 00:12:52,952
those sizzlin' fa-jee-tas
everybody's raving about.
383
00:12:52,977 --> 00:12:54,541
You know my rule about Mexican food.
384
00:12:54,589 --> 00:12:55,265
Can't do it.
385
00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:56,622
That's the whole point.
386
00:12:56,691 --> 00:12:58,072
You won't eat Mexican food
387
00:12:58,097 --> 00:13:00,658
'cause once you had bad
nachos at a Phillies game.
388
00:13:00,683 --> 00:13:02,639
There was a war inside me, Bevy.
389
00:13:02,664 --> 00:13:05,720
That's on you for ordering
beans and liquid cheese
390
00:13:05,745 --> 00:13:07,557
in an outdoor stadium in July.
391
00:13:07,565 --> 00:13:09,337
I reject all Mexican foods forever.
392
00:13:09,362 --> 00:13:11,752
We're going to Chi-Chi's,
and you're gonna like it!
393
00:13:11,777 --> 00:13:15,445
Hyah, hyah, hyah, hyah!
394
00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:17,669
[Yawning] Oh, my God.
395
00:13:17,704 --> 00:13:19,704
Jordan's frat threw this sick rager,
396
00:13:19,773 --> 00:13:21,506
and I was out till, like, dawn.
397
00:13:21,608 --> 00:13:23,474
The best parties
are always at Omega Sig.
398
00:13:23,577 --> 00:13:27,178
Wait. My cousin Brett goes
to Villanova, and he's Omega.
399
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,247
Oh? Wow!
400
00:13:29,349 --> 00:13:31,983
Yeah, I thought they can't
have parties anymore
401
00:13:32,052 --> 00:13:33,918
since T-Bone fell off the roof.
402
00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:37,255
Maybe it's not Omega Sig.
I-It's Omega Beta.
403
00:13:37,357 --> 00:13:39,117
That's right. I'm tired.
404
00:13:39,159 --> 00:13:40,559
Actually, Omega Beta is a sorority.
405
00:13:40,594 --> 00:13:42,694
Yeah, we know because they put
out a calendar every year.
406
00:13:42,762 --> 00:13:44,829
It's quite tasteful,
and the proceeds go to charity.
407
00:13:44,898 --> 00:13:47,232
You don't know which frat
your boyfriend's in?
408
00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:49,567
Wait. Fast. What color are his eyes?
409
00:13:49,636 --> 00:13:51,080
- Breen.
- Breen?
410
00:13:51,105 --> 00:13:53,538
Oh, my God, are you George Glass-ing us?
411
00:13:53,607 --> 00:13:54,869
George what?
412
00:13:54,894 --> 00:13:56,549
I mean, I don't even know
what you're talking about.
413
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,276
Come on. Erica, of all people,
414
00:13:58,301 --> 00:13:59,754
wouldn't need to make up a boyfriend.
415
00:13:59,779 --> 00:14:00,912
Thank you, Geoff.
416
00:14:00,981 --> 00:14:02,830
I mean, I've never even seen
"The Brady Bunch."
417
00:14:02,855 --> 00:14:04,682
Oh, you clearly just referenced
418
00:14:04,707 --> 00:14:06,923
the thing you said you didn't
know, so now I feel sad for you.
419
00:14:06,948 --> 00:14:08,591
- Me too.
- It's all unraveling.
420
00:14:08,616 --> 00:14:09,592
Jordan Wahlberg!
421
00:14:09,617 --> 00:14:11,050
All you did was combine two names
422
00:14:11,075 --> 00:14:12,240
from New Kids on the Block!
423
00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:13,324
So cute.
424
00:14:13,349 --> 00:14:14,315
It's not cute.
425
00:14:14,339 --> 00:14:17,813
It's real, and it's college,
and breen is a color.
426
00:14:17,838 --> 00:14:19,924
It's brown mixed with green, so suck it.
427
00:14:19,949 --> 00:14:24,185
Well, I guess we'll believe
it if and when we meet him.
428
00:14:26,002 --> 00:14:29,900
You know, my Nana says
that sometimes wishing makes it so.
429
00:14:29,925 --> 00:14:30,991
Your pity makes it worse.
430
00:14:31,016 --> 00:14:32,082
Agreed.
431
00:14:33,877 --> 00:14:34,809
Well, well.
432
00:14:34,878 --> 00:14:37,111
It appears even my pathological sister
433
00:14:37,213 --> 00:14:38,971
can't pull off a George Glass.
434
00:14:38,996 --> 00:14:40,353
Oh, and like you're doing any better?
435
00:14:40,378 --> 00:14:41,471
In fact, I am.
436
00:14:41,496 --> 00:14:43,619
I have a romantic paintball
date with Waffle Girl.
437
00:14:43,644 --> 00:14:46,111
How is paintball romantic in any way?
438
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,752
Trust me, our love will be
forged on the battlefield
439
00:14:48,777 --> 00:14:50,994
once she witnesses
my unflinching courage
440
00:14:51,019 --> 00:14:52,236
and legendary bravery.
441
00:14:52,261 --> 00:14:55,340
Aah! I'm so scared!
442
00:14:55,365 --> 00:14:56,731
That one grazed my hand a little.
443
00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:59,534
Don't hurt me! I'm just a little boy!
444
00:14:59,636 --> 00:15:01,569
[Paintball gun fires]
445
00:15:01,638 --> 00:15:03,538
Wait! Alan, you dropped your gun!
446
00:15:03,606 --> 00:15:06,741
I don't care!
447
00:15:06,843 --> 00:15:08,476
[Glasses clink]
448
00:15:08,578 --> 00:15:09,877
Isn't this great, Mur?
449
00:15:09,995 --> 00:15:11,260
See how much fun we can have
450
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:13,247
when you're not busy
being a stubborn grump?
451
00:15:13,316 --> 00:15:15,275
I have to admit, it's not that bad.
452
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:17,901
And the chicken fajita
for the lovely se?orita.
453
00:15:17,926 --> 00:15:19,759
And for the se?or...
454
00:15:19,784 --> 00:15:22,517
Bup, bup. I ordered
the steak fa-jee-tas.
455
00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:26,071
My sincerest apologies, se?or.
Uh, no more steak fajitas.
456
00:15:26,096 --> 00:15:28,262
- No more steak fa-jee-tas?
- Murray, chicken's fine.
457
00:15:28,306 --> 00:15:30,533
Those people over there...
They were seated after us,
458
00:15:30,558 --> 00:15:32,577
and they got their steak fa-jee-tas.
459
00:15:32,602 --> 00:15:35,383
This dinner is supposed to show
me how not stubborn you are.
460
00:15:35,424 --> 00:15:37,541
Don't ruin it by being extra stubborn.
461
00:15:37,566 --> 00:15:39,205
Look, here's what's gonna happen.
462
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,760
You're gonna go to every table
with steak fa-jee-tas,
463
00:15:41,785 --> 00:15:44,385
take one off their plate,
put it on my plate.
464
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:45,410
Problem solved.
465
00:15:45,435 --> 00:15:47,106
You take those chicken fa-jee-tas
466
00:15:47,131 --> 00:15:49,097
and put them in a corn
tor-till-a right now,
467
00:15:49,144 --> 00:15:50,051
or I'm going home.
468
00:15:50,076 --> 00:15:51,494
- Well, then go...
- Excuse me.
469
00:15:51,519 --> 00:15:52,872
Because I'm not leaving
470
00:15:52,897 --> 00:15:55,916
until my fa-jee-tas
are good and steaked.
471
00:15:55,941 --> 00:15:56,845
End of story.
472
00:15:56,870 --> 00:15:59,668
See, Bevy? It all worked out.
473
00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:01,220
We didn't get fa-jee-tas,
474
00:16:01,245 --> 00:16:02,603
but we got something even better...
475
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:03,931
Cheesesteaks from Jim's.
476
00:16:03,956 --> 00:16:06,392
Yes, Murray, it all worked out...
for you.
477
00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:08,150
You can't still be mad.
478
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:09,400
Ho-ho, I am.
479
00:16:09,425 --> 00:16:11,853
Mom, you should practice
fighting my wooden post.
480
00:16:11,985 --> 00:16:13,010
It took four hours,
481
00:16:13,035 --> 00:16:14,447
but I punched all the rage out of me.
482
00:16:14,472 --> 00:16:16,877
Look. You're just as bad as me.
Me stubborn?
483
00:16:16,902 --> 00:16:20,010
When Adam gets a bad grade,
who storms down to school
484
00:16:20,035 --> 00:16:22,838
and refuses to leave
until they change it?
485
00:16:22,863 --> 00:16:23,502
Me, but...
486
00:16:23,527 --> 00:16:26,525
And who had a two-hour
standoff at the deli counter
487
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,549
about how to slice turkey breasts?
488
00:16:28,574 --> 00:16:31,041
Our family only eats paper-thin meats.
489
00:16:31,066 --> 00:16:33,466
And who argued about the warranty
490
00:16:33,612 --> 00:16:37,748
of a decade-old washing machine
and somehow got it replaced?
491
00:16:37,773 --> 00:16:39,806
I didn't do those things for me, Murray!
492
00:16:39,831 --> 00:16:41,806
I did them for the people I love!
493
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,735
So, yes, I'm stubborn when
it comes to my family.
494
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:47,728
But you? You're only stubborn
for the things you want.
495
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,940
And that's not just being stubborn.
496
00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,809
That's just being plain selfish.
497
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:58,149
My date with Waffle Girl had
turned into a massacre...
498
00:16:58,174 --> 00:16:59,107
of my dignity.
499
00:16:59,183 --> 00:17:01,094
Alan, I'm pinned! You have to help me!
500
00:17:01,119 --> 00:17:04,453
Um, okay, Waffle Girl.
501
00:17:04,522 --> 00:17:05,688
[Paintball gun fires]
502
00:17:05,757 --> 00:17:08,117
Ow! Ow, ow, ow! They
keep hitting my hand.
503
00:17:08,159 --> 00:17:10,563
Ugh. Your lady's pinned, dude!
504
00:17:10,588 --> 00:17:12,955
You're gonna have to flank
left, draw enemy fire.
505
00:17:13,017 --> 00:17:15,050
I'll break right,
she'll go for the flag.
506
00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:17,052
Or another battle plan...
507
00:17:17,121 --> 00:17:20,066
I flee back to the parking lot
and hide under your Tercel.
508
00:17:20,091 --> 00:17:22,357
On 3. 3! Ugh.
509
00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:23,659
[Paintball gunfire]
510
00:17:23,727 --> 00:17:25,427
Oh! Oh, balls!
511
00:17:25,529 --> 00:17:26,829
I surrender, damn it
512
00:17:26,897 --> 00:17:29,665
Aah! Ew! Ow, ow, ow, Ew!
513
00:17:29,767 --> 00:17:32,134
I got it! That's game!
514
00:17:32,203 --> 00:17:34,536
[The Beach Boys' "God Only Knows"
plays] You saved us, wuss bag.
515
00:17:34,605 --> 00:17:36,953
I had 100 bucks riding
on this, so I owe you one.
516
00:17:36,978 --> 00:17:39,645
Turns out, love can sting.
517
00:17:39,670 --> 00:17:42,961
But as much pain as I was in,
my sister hurt even more.
518
00:17:42,993 --> 00:17:44,093
Fun time at paintball?
519
00:17:44,195 --> 00:17:46,762
Yeah. I kind of made
an ass out of myself
520
00:17:46,831 --> 00:17:48,531
in front of Waffle Girl.
521
00:17:48,556 --> 00:17:51,691
Can't be worse than me.
You saw what happened.
522
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,794
Evy outed me, and everyone
thinks I'm a total joke.
523
00:17:54,896 --> 00:17:56,095
Even Geoff?
524
00:17:56,197 --> 00:17:58,064
Especially Geoff.
525
00:17:58,166 --> 00:17:59,632
Anything I can do?
526
00:17:59,734 --> 00:18:02,201
I wish.
527
00:18:02,270 --> 00:18:07,106
Truth is, at this point, there
is nothing anybody can do.
528
00:18:07,175 --> 00:18:09,461
It hard to watch someone
you care about hurt,
529
00:18:09,486 --> 00:18:10,785
but every once in a while,
530
00:18:10,912 --> 00:18:13,146
love can turn around and surprise you.
531
00:18:13,214 --> 00:18:14,454
If you should ever leave me
532
00:18:14,482 --> 00:18:17,383
Murray? What is this?
533
00:18:17,408 --> 00:18:18,641
I screwed up.
534
00:18:18,820 --> 00:18:21,854
So I, uh, went bac to Chi-Chi's.
535
00:18:21,879 --> 00:18:24,346
You went back to the Mexican
restaurant for me?
536
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:28,761
Look, I'm a stubborn bastard.
I always will be.
537
00:18:28,830 --> 00:18:29,929
But I realized
538
00:18:29,954 --> 00:18:32,288
the most important thing
for me to be stubborn about
539
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,267
is making you happy.
540
00:18:34,336 --> 00:18:38,248
That night, my dad gave
up his stubborn ways.
541
00:18:38,273 --> 00:18:39,468
Enh, sort of.
542
00:18:39,507 --> 00:18:40,640
Not bad.
543
00:18:40,709 --> 00:18:43,543
It's not as sizzly when you
do them in the microwave.
544
00:18:43,568 --> 00:18:46,116
But I don't know how to work
an oven, and I refuse to learn.
545
00:18:46,141 --> 00:18:50,049
And yet my dad still learned
for one person... my mom.
546
00:18:50,151 --> 00:18:52,051
Hey, Jan Brady.
547
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,469
You heading up to Tappa Tappa Keg
548
00:18:53,494 --> 00:18:55,196
to meet up with Donnie Mclntyre?
549
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,219
It's Jordan Wahlberg.
550
00:18:56,358 --> 00:18:58,124
Eddie: [Whistles] Erica!
551
00:18:58,193 --> 00:18:59,926
Why haven't you called me back?
552
00:18:59,951 --> 00:19:02,285
Kappa Phi is throwing a kegger tonight.
553
00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:03,086
You coming or what?
554
00:19:03,111 --> 00:19:04,908
Holy! He's real?
555
00:19:04,933 --> 00:19:06,599
Sorry, Jordan Wahlberg,
556
00:19:06,624 --> 00:19:08,858
who is clearly very
real and very handsome.
557
00:19:08,908 --> 00:19:10,041
I told you, we're over.
558
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,946
[Chuckling] Okay, wait.
Adam said if I...
559
00:19:11,971 --> 00:19:13,811
It's done, so please just go.
560
00:19:14,509 --> 00:19:16,642
Hey, sorry you guys had to see that.
561
00:19:16,745 --> 00:19:17,910
He's taking it hard.
562
00:19:18,012 --> 00:19:21,032
Looks like it. Are you okay?
563
00:19:21,057 --> 00:19:24,092
Yeah. He just wasn't the one.
564
00:19:24,319 --> 00:19:25,451
...without you
565
00:19:25,553 --> 00:19:28,211
God only knows
what I'd be without you
566
00:19:28,236 --> 00:19:31,008
Wow. Looks like you're
a true George Glass master.
567
00:19:31,131 --> 00:19:32,230
Why did you help me?
568
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:35,110
Look, Waffle Girl is just
some random crush.
569
00:19:35,135 --> 00:19:38,149
I don't even know her name,
and she thinks mine's Alan.
570
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:41,834
But you and Geoff...
That's the real deal.
571
00:19:41,903 --> 00:19:43,970
No one's perfect when
it comes to family.
572
00:19:43,995 --> 00:19:46,086
Easy. I'm still really sore.
573
00:19:46,111 --> 00:19:47,024
[Chuckles]
574
00:19:47,049 --> 00:19:49,665
Sometimes we lie,
sometimes we're stubborn.
575
00:19:49,784 --> 00:19:52,187
Sometimes we get so
caught up in ourselves
576
00:19:52,212 --> 00:19:54,446
that we forget to look
out for each other.
577
00:19:54,548 --> 00:20:00,383
Oh, that's the Beach Boys.
Who was I thinking of?
578
00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:01,875
The Monkees.
579
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,266
Ah, yeah, they're funny.
580
00:20:03,390 --> 00:20:05,657
Maybe they'll be at the next Live Aid.
581
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,305
But that's family for you.
582
00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:09,343
In the end, God only knows
583
00:20:09,368 --> 00:20:10,821
where we'd be without each other.
584
00:20:10,837 --> 00:20:12,670
Punchy, punchy, kick, kick!
585
00:20:14,507 --> 00:20:15,673
No, man, don't do that.
586
00:20:15,775 --> 00:20:17,675
I tried to park, and you
jumped into the parking spot.
587
00:20:17,777 --> 00:20:20,645
[Bell dinging]
588
00:20:20,747 --> 00:20:21,680
Yeah, that's great.
589
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,354
I got 20 other people
who could say the same thing.
590
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,726
- You don't got a camera.
- Do you?
591
00:20:25,751 --> 00:20:27,751
- Yes.
- Come on down with it.
592
00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:31,094
- I got what I want.
- Hi, Mom.
593
00:20:32,028 --> 00:20:34,995
You made some headway
on Operation Waffle Girl.
594
00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:37,854
Only took you four years,
but worth the wait.
595
00:20:37,879 --> 00:20:39,119
I want to ask her out again,
596
00:20:39,144 --> 00:20:41,096
preferably to something not paintball.
597
00:20:41,121 --> 00:20:44,409
Oh, no, you don't, Mister.
No more Waffle Girl.
598
00:20:44,434 --> 00:20:46,634
She is much too old for you.
599
00:20:46,736 --> 00:20:50,490
Mom, I'm an actual man now...
A man with needs...
600
00:20:50,515 --> 00:20:53,822
And I'm gonna show Waffle Girl
just how much of a man I am,
601
00:20:53,847 --> 00:20:55,388
and it's gonna get so freaky,
602
00:20:55,413 --> 00:20:57,910
that she is right there
behind me, isn't she?
603
00:20:59,242 --> 00:21:01,104
I will come back in an other four years.
604
00:21:01,503 --> 00:21:03,503
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