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Adult Adam: Back in the '80s,
game shows ruled the TV.
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There was "Pyramid," "Wheel of Fortune,".
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"Jeopardy!", and "The Newlywed Game."
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But to us kids, none came
close to "Double Dare."
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It was the world's best game show,
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filled with trivia, physical challenges,
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and host Marc Summers,
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who managed to smile even
when his nice suits got messy.
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Idiots!
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The flag is under the giant pad of butter!
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Always look under the butter.
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If we ever get on this show,
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imagine all the prizes we'd win.
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We'd be strutting around in
our brand-new British knights,
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jammin' out to our Panasonic
portable sound system,
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as we chow down on a year's
supply of Cchef Boyardee.
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- It's all our dreams wrapped into one.
- [Laughs]
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But the coolest part...
It was filmed in Philly,
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which meant one thing.
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All right. Shut your giggle holes.
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I have two announcements.
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First, whoever wrote my phone
number in the boys' bathroom
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will be found.
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I called and asked if his
refrigerator was running.
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It wasn't, so it ended up being sad.
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Second, some game show called "Double Dare"
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is holding auditions at our school,
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and two of you will be
picked to be on their show.
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Now let's get those bodies TV-ready.
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Dude, this is seriously
the best day of my life,
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and I once got mistaken
for Mary Lou Retton.
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Dorothy Hamill.
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We're actually gonna be on "Double Dare."
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You two so have this in the bag.
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[Laughs]
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Bro, you don't have a prayer.
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Shut up, Dave Kim. This
face was made for TV.
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But that voice... youch.
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You two can't compete with Handsome Ben.
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He was right.
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We all had one growing up...
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The vicious rival who always won.
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Who always beats you
out for class president?
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Handsome Ben.
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And who always gets
the lead in the musical?
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Handsome Ben.
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Who was first in line
to see "Temple of Doom"?
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Handsome Ben.
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You had to sit in the second row,
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like a chump.
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Fine! You're right! He wins every time.
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But this will be different.
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Will it?
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Look at him.
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Hey, A.G. Hey, Dave Kim.
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- Hi, Ben. [Giggles]
- Hey, buddy.
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You're right. He's amazing.
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My only real shot is to
win over the producers
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by picking a partner
that'll make me stand out.
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Perhaps someone like...
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"Cute Dave Kim."
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No one calls you that.
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I was thinking Pops.
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Your grandfather?
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Nothing wins people over
more than an adorable old man.
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Handsome Ben is going down.
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Kid won't know what hit him.
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I'm twisted up inside
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But nonetheless, I
feel the need to say
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com.
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I don't know the future
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But the past keeps
getting clearer every day
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It was fall 1980-something,
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and Barry and my dad were sitting down
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to what they did every Sunday...
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- Watch The Eagles...
- Go, baby, go, baby, go!
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- ... for better or worse.
- Fumble?! No!
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That's it. Season's over.
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- It's the first game year.
- They already blew it.
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We got to fire the coach
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and start thinking about next year.
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Whenever they'd watch, my
dad would turn on the team,
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while my brother was hopelessly positive.
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Look, all we need is a
turnover, a touchdown,
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a 2-point conversion, an onside kick,
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and two more touchdowns.
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Or 12 safeties.
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Turn it off! I can't take it anymore.
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And they each handled an Eagles
loss in their own special way.
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Hey, buddy. Got you a new burger flipper.
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I noticed your old spatula
was a little worse for wear.
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Look at you. Always so damn nice, huh?
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Well, I'm sick of it.
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Lashing out because The Eagles lost?
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And I'm sick of your face.
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I'll just leave this and go.
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I will kill you with this spatula,
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you thoughtful, thoughtful man!
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As for my brother, an Eagles loss meant
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several heartbroken days
of utter depression.
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Hey. Hugh Hefner. Cover
your downstairs stuff.
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You're in school, not the grotto.
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The Eagles lost.
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Ohhh.
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Take the day.
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Make room, everybody!
Eagles fan coming through!
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Thankfully, a new week meant a new chance
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for my dad and bro to
help The Eagles win...
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Through a series of crazy superstitions.
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Let's get this going.
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I got on my good-luck
jersey and underpants.
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Now time for some pregame cabbage patching
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to supercharge our good luck.
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Even if the superstitions
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breached the boundary of common sense.
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Do it better! The Eagles need us!
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Or any sense at all.
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Who wants some double-cheesy nachos?
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Stop where you're at!
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Mom, you know the rules!
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Once you step foot on the den
floor, The Eagles will lose.
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What happens in this house
has no impact on the game.
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That is adorable.
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I am not bad luck.
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Would you just stop with this already?
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What happened the first
Sunday after we got married,
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when you insisted on
watching the game with me?
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They lost by six stupid touchdowns.
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Just come and get your nachos.
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Mom, you know the rules.
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Once the game starts, we
can't move from our spot.
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Now truck it over on the animal.
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This '80s toy monster truck
was their typical lifeline,
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mostly due to its retractable
claws for stability.
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[Both sigh]
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The claws did nothing!
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Stay back! Don't clean it up!
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There's hot cheese on my rug!
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That's its home now!
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She jinxed us!
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Do your idiot dance!
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Pops, I have amazing news!
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You're gonna be my
partner on "Double Dare"!
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That's the best news I've heard all day.
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Also, what's "Double Dare"?
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Only the country's hottest game show.
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You love game shows, right?
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You bet.
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That vanna white sure can turn a letter.
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Ha ha!
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Don't say any of that at our audition.
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In fact, leave all the talking to me.
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You sure you don't want to do this
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with one of your little friends?
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Nah. She'll understand.
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Ow! You punched me in the heart!
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You're picking your
grandfather over me? Seriously?
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You know it's been my dream
to go on "Double Dare."
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It's selfish of you not to support that.
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How am I the weak link?
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You got flat feet and a lazy eye.
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That "Double Dare" human-hamster
wheel will eat you alive.
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I had no choice.
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This is the only way
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I can beat my lifelong rival, Handsome Ben.
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Dude, you're not his rival.
It's totally one-sided.
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Oh, yeah? Watch this.
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Hey, Ben.
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'Sup, Adam?
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Good luck at the "Double Dare" tryouts.
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I hope you get it.
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[Chuckles]
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Stupid, generous Handsome Ben.
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Well, I don't need you.
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I'm gonna make it on the show and win,
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and I won't save any slime for you!
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Is that a new trapper keeper, Adam?
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Sweet.
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Just got it. Thanks.
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[Both chuckle]
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I will bury you.
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While I was plotting to
beat my lifelong rival,
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my mom had plotted a way into the den.
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What... what is this? What are you doing?
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Don't worry. I'm not touching the floor.
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I'm just gonna bust some
dust and be on my way.
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[Vacuum cleaner running]
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Poop!
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- Bevy, please! Come on!
- Dear lord, no!
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And then something crazy happened.
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Oh! [Screaming]
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The Eagles intercepted
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the moment my mom
stepped on the floor.
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And as soon as she left...
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Come on! Are you kidding?
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... The Eagles fumbled.
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Dude. Did you see that?
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When Mom was in here,
The Eagles kicked butt.
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The second she left,
The Eagles sucked butt.
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What are you saying?
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Do you think Mom's good luck?
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No. It's just a dumb coincidence.
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Only one way to find out.
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- Kee-ya!
- What the hell?!
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Shut up. Shut up.
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Mom! I think Dad spilled something!
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Hey, hey!
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It's okay. I've always got a rag.
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It's a mom secret. [Chuckles]
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- [ Crowd cheering]
- They sacked Bradshaw.
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Get it! Get it! Get it!
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... and they did.
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Good god, Mom did it!
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No! That was just another coincidence.
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You keep your mother
out of this. Understand?
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Understand what? I heard "mother."
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I'm the mother. Here I am.
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Dude, all these years, we've got it wrong.
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You're not a jinx.
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You're like a real, actual lucky charm.
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Thank you, schmoo.
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No. Stop.
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There's no such thing as actual luck.
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Then why are you wearing your
lucky Jersey and underpants?
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This helps The Eagles win, not your mother.
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Looks like those greeny guys
are celebrating something.
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They scored!
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Mom stays... stays forever.
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Oh! Ha! This is gonna be fun!
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Go, greeny birds!
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No.
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We have a system when we watch football,
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and the number-one rule of
that system is "no talking."
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Naturally, my mom respected the rules...
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Until the next week, when she didn't.
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Are the players married
to the cheerleaders?
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Do you think their families are mad
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'cause they work on Sundays?
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Ugh! Look at those grass
stains. Who washes those pants?!
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Aren't we all patriots?
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Oh ho! Look at that big, snuggly pileup.
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Why does the throwy guy
keep putting his hands
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in the other guy's butt?
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I have a better name for a team...
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The Yankee Doodles.
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[Sighs deeply]
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You know what? Who wants bagel bites?
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'Cause I'm gonna put some in the oven.
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What do I set it at... 2,000?
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No! Murray, you know the rule.
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Don't touch any knobs in the kitchen.
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Hey! Come back fast.
We need you on defense.
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Isn't this great?
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Woman's got to go.
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What? No! She's part of the game ritual.
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There's no going back.
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A man needs time away from his wife,
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and for me, football is that time.
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So, what? You're just
gonna tell her to go away?
260
00:08:13,933 --> 00:08:15,299
You know Mom. It'll crush her.
261
00:08:15,334 --> 00:08:18,002
Don't worry. I'll be sensitive.
262
00:08:19,472 --> 00:08:20,738
Hey, honey.
263
00:08:20,773 --> 00:08:22,640
Would you put that down and get out?
264
00:08:22,675 --> 00:08:23,741
What?!
265
00:08:23,841 --> 00:08:25,441
Listen, it's not that I don't love
266
00:08:25,476 --> 00:08:26,942
spending every moment with you,
267
00:08:26,978 --> 00:08:29,144
but you don't understand football,
268
00:08:29,180 --> 00:08:30,479
and it's distracting.
269
00:08:30,514 --> 00:08:32,781
Well, that sounds like an excuse.
270
00:08:32,817 --> 00:08:35,784
Okay, imagine if I go
to your scrapbook club
271
00:08:35,820 --> 00:08:37,019
and every few seconds,
272
00:08:37,054 --> 00:08:38,854
I interrupt you with a question
273
00:08:38,889 --> 00:08:40,723
about what glitter I should use.
274
00:08:40,758 --> 00:08:42,658
Well, that would be ridiculous
275
00:08:42,693 --> 00:08:45,594
because there's opaque,
translucent, chunky,
276
00:08:45,629 --> 00:08:49,565
micro-fine, spray-on,
brush-on... squeeze-on...
277
00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:50,599
Oh.
278
00:08:52,203 --> 00:08:53,769
I get it.
279
00:08:53,804 --> 00:08:54,770
I'll go.
280
00:08:54,805 --> 00:08:56,205
That means a lot, bevy.
281
00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:59,174
And that's how you do marriage.
282
00:08:59,210 --> 00:09:00,909
And so my mom got the message.
283
00:09:01,946 --> 00:09:03,579
Teach me everything about football.
284
00:09:03,614 --> 00:09:05,080
You've come to the right place.
285
00:09:05,116 --> 00:09:06,682
It was just the wrong message.
286
00:09:08,372 --> 00:09:10,809
Let's start with the basics.
This is the quarterback.
287
00:09:10,896 --> 00:09:13,363
These are the linemen,
receivers, running back.
288
00:09:13,398 --> 00:09:14,497
Question...
289
00:09:14,533 --> 00:09:15,865
What do all those words mean?
290
00:09:15,901 --> 00:09:19,202
Simplifying, there's offense and defense.
291
00:09:19,237 --> 00:09:21,838
Question... are those
things I should already know?
292
00:09:21,873 --> 00:09:23,473
Simplifying...
293
00:09:23,508 --> 00:09:24,908
This is a football.
294
00:09:24,943 --> 00:09:26,009
Question...
295
00:09:26,044 --> 00:09:27,877
Is the plural of "football" "feetball"?
296
00:09:27,913 --> 00:09:29,212
Ohh! God!
297
00:09:29,247 --> 00:09:32,215
Why won't anyone answer me?
What are you people hiding?
298
00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:33,917
My god. I can't take this anymore.
299
00:09:33,952 --> 00:09:36,886
Look, there is only one
way to teach Mom anything...
300
00:09:36,922 --> 00:09:39,055
Put it in terms she understands.
301
00:09:39,091 --> 00:09:41,157
Okay, this is a football,
302
00:09:41,193 --> 00:09:43,626
but I want you to imagine
it's actually me as a baby.
303
00:09:43,662 --> 00:09:44,961
Aww!
304
00:09:44,996 --> 00:09:46,296
[Gasps] Ooh!
305
00:09:46,331 --> 00:09:49,099
Now, your job is to protect
that baby at all costs.
306
00:09:49,134 --> 00:09:50,500
Of course.
307
00:09:50,535 --> 00:09:51,668
Who are they?
308
00:09:51,703 --> 00:09:53,236
Hi, Erica! You called,
and I came right away.
309
00:09:53,271 --> 00:09:54,237
Isn't that nice of me?
310
00:09:54,272 --> 00:09:55,605
As you can see, they're the enemy.
311
00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:57,173
We call them the defensive line.
312
00:09:57,209 --> 00:09:58,541
Their job is to stop you.
313
00:09:58,577 --> 00:10:01,544
Translation... they're a band
of evil college recruiters,
314
00:10:01,580 --> 00:10:03,780
wanting to take your
precious little girl away
315
00:10:03,815 --> 00:10:07,016
to... an out-of-state university.
316
00:10:07,052 --> 00:10:09,119
But that's too far. How
will I see you every day?
317
00:10:09,154 --> 00:10:12,389
You've only got one choice...
get that baby back to our house.
318
00:10:12,424 --> 00:10:14,057
Or the end zone.
319
00:10:14,092 --> 00:10:15,825
[Clears throat] Please move.
320
00:10:15,861 --> 00:10:17,460
- No way.
- Please move!
321
00:10:17,496 --> 00:10:19,262
- Oh, we're comin' for you.
- Gimme that baby!
322
00:10:19,297 --> 00:10:20,597
- Never!
- Hike!
323
00:10:20,632 --> 00:10:22,432
- Go! Go!
- Oh.
324
00:10:22,467 --> 00:10:24,901
Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go, go!
325
00:10:24,936 --> 00:10:25,902
Whoo!
326
00:10:25,937 --> 00:10:27,036
[Laughs]
327
00:10:27,072 --> 00:10:28,538
I made it home!
328
00:10:28,573 --> 00:10:29,706
I made it home.
329
00:10:29,741 --> 00:10:31,241
Or the end zone.
330
00:10:31,276 --> 00:10:33,476
Oh! I get it!
331
00:10:33,512 --> 00:10:34,811
Come on, guys. Where's the "D"?
332
00:10:34,846 --> 00:10:36,346
I just don't know where to touch her.
333
00:10:36,381 --> 00:10:37,647
Maybe I should just cover Erica.
334
00:10:37,682 --> 00:10:38,748
I hate you so much, Geoff.
335
00:10:38,784 --> 00:10:40,784
Shut it, okay? It's enough.
336
00:10:40,819 --> 00:10:42,385
While my mom was ready for game day,
337
00:10:42,421 --> 00:10:44,554
I was ready for my game-show debut.
338
00:10:44,589 --> 00:10:47,123
Hi, kids. I'm Zane, and this is Ellen.
339
00:10:47,159 --> 00:10:49,225
We've set up a practice course
340
00:10:49,261 --> 00:10:51,327
to simulate actual "Double Dare."
341
00:10:51,363 --> 00:10:52,629
Now pick a partner.
342
00:10:52,664 --> 00:10:55,165
That's right. Let's get messy!
343
00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:58,001
Yep, I knew exactly how
to wow the producers.
344
00:10:58,036 --> 00:11:01,004
Three words... make an entrance.
345
00:11:01,039 --> 00:11:02,238
Sorry we're late.
346
00:11:02,274 --> 00:11:05,108
Me and my best friend got
held up on the public bus.
347
00:11:05,143 --> 00:11:07,510
No way. You can't pick a cute old man.
348
00:11:07,546 --> 00:11:08,678
That's not fair.
349
00:11:08,713 --> 00:11:10,680
Sorry, sister... not against the rules.
350
00:11:10,715 --> 00:11:11,648
I checked.
351
00:11:11,683 --> 00:11:12,816
[All groan]
352
00:11:12,851 --> 00:11:15,852
What kind of a farkakte game show is this?
353
00:11:15,887 --> 00:11:17,387
I thought it was just trivia.
354
00:11:17,422 --> 00:11:20,089
Oh, it is... and some physical challenges.
355
00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:22,392
It looks slimy and unsafe.
356
00:11:22,427 --> 00:11:24,727
You're Pops! You can do anything!
357
00:11:24,763 --> 00:11:26,563
What the [Bleep] is that thing?
358
00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:28,465
You play tennis and date twins
359
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,667
and drink Martinis when the sun's out.
360
00:11:30,735 --> 00:11:33,570
Yes, I do sample from
the salad bar of life.
361
00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,472
Then let's show 'em what we're made of.
362
00:11:35,507 --> 00:11:37,507
[Grunting] Go, go, go! You got it.
363
00:11:37,542 --> 00:11:39,542
I can't find the damn flag.
364
00:11:39,578 --> 00:11:40,643
Look under the pad of butter!
365
00:11:40,679 --> 00:11:42,612
They always hide it
under the pad of butter!
366
00:11:42,647 --> 00:11:44,647
Aw, there's no flag here!
367
00:11:46,017 --> 00:11:46,850
[Grunting]
368
00:11:46,885 --> 00:11:49,252
This is my good tracksuit!
369
00:11:49,287 --> 00:11:50,553
[Groans]
370
00:11:51,456 --> 00:11:52,889
Why am I here?
371
00:11:52,924 --> 00:11:55,325
Oh, no, no!
372
00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:56,426
[Groans]
373
00:11:56,461 --> 00:11:58,495
This is not a game show!
374
00:11:58,530 --> 00:11:59,963
- Faster!
- [Groans]
375
00:11:59,998 --> 00:12:01,297
- Po...
- [Sighs]
376
00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:04,033
I'm not a hamster! I'm a human man!
377
00:12:04,069 --> 00:12:06,870
That... Did not go well.
378
00:12:06,905 --> 00:12:08,304
No, it did not.
379
00:12:08,340 --> 00:12:10,306
I'm sorry I let you down, kiddo.
380
00:12:10,342 --> 00:12:12,909
I'm gonna dig my watch out
of the butter and leave.
381
00:12:12,944 --> 00:12:15,512
Well, how'd it go with
your adorable best friend?
382
00:12:15,547 --> 00:12:16,946
Great. So great.
383
00:12:16,982 --> 00:12:18,481
Listen, I was thinking...
384
00:12:18,517 --> 00:12:20,583
Our friendship is too important.
385
00:12:20,619 --> 00:12:22,285
We should be partners.
386
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:23,353
I don't think so.
387
00:12:23,388 --> 00:12:24,888
See, I already got a partner.
388
00:12:24,923 --> 00:12:27,090
You ready to rock, muscles?
389
00:12:27,993 --> 00:12:29,125
Seriously?
390
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,694
Of all the people, you
ditch me for that putz?
391
00:12:31,730 --> 00:12:33,029
Now you know how it feels.
392
00:12:33,064 --> 00:12:36,032
Well, we'll see how you
feel when Handsome Ben chokes.
393
00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:37,967
He's got the looks, but not the chops.
394
00:12:38,003 --> 00:12:39,302
[Laughs] Done.
395
00:12:39,371 --> 00:12:40,904
And I got the course record, too.
396
00:12:42,908 --> 00:12:44,240
Balls!
397
00:12:44,276 --> 00:12:46,809
That is one hard schnoz.
398
00:12:46,845 --> 00:12:48,411
As I was losing a best friend...
399
00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:49,779
Set... Hike!
400
00:12:49,814 --> 00:12:52,715
... my mom was learning
how to win at feetball.
401
00:12:55,554 --> 00:12:57,220
[Laughing] Touchdown!
402
00:12:57,255 --> 00:12:58,621
Whoo!
403
00:12:58,657 --> 00:12:59,789
Oh, yeah!
404
00:12:59,824 --> 00:13:01,624
You're in my house now!
405
00:13:01,660 --> 00:13:03,927
You're gonna come in
and take off your shoes
406
00:13:03,962 --> 00:13:05,328
'cause I just vacuumed.
407
00:13:05,363 --> 00:13:07,063
That's how "in my house" you are!
408
00:13:07,098 --> 00:13:08,197
Whoo!
409
00:13:08,233 --> 00:13:10,133
I think our work here is done.
410
00:13:10,168 --> 00:13:13,236
I have a feeling your dad
is gonna be a very happy man!
411
00:13:13,271 --> 00:13:15,104
Beverly: Let's go, Eagles "D"!
412
00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:16,205
- Sack!
- Barry: Yes!
413
00:13:16,241 --> 00:13:18,207
[Laughs] Yes, baby.
414
00:13:18,243 --> 00:13:20,577
Turns out learning football
just ruined it for my dad.
415
00:13:20,612 --> 00:13:21,911
Isn't this great?
416
00:13:21,947 --> 00:13:23,046
Mur, you got it all.
417
00:13:23,081 --> 00:13:25,014
Yeah, she did the thing I asked her to do,
418
00:13:25,050 --> 00:13:26,716
so it'd be wrong of me to complain.
419
00:13:26,751 --> 00:13:29,185
Watch... next play, they're
gonna throw the long ball.
420
00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:30,453
That's nuts. It's third and short.
421
00:13:30,522 --> 00:13:31,621
They're gonna go up the middle.
422
00:13:31,656 --> 00:13:33,389
No. They're expecting the rush.
423
00:13:33,425 --> 00:13:36,626
Gah! Stop saying things
with sports-fueled knowledge!
424
00:13:36,661 --> 00:13:39,095
Let's all just not talk
until The Eagles win, okay?
425
00:13:39,130 --> 00:13:42,131
Unfortunately for my dad, they
really were expecting the rush.
426
00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:44,233
Boom! Ha ha!
427
00:13:44,269 --> 00:13:45,401
Who called it?
428
00:13:45,437 --> 00:13:47,103
Mama bird... that's who!
429
00:13:47,138 --> 00:13:48,271
Face!
430
00:13:48,306 --> 00:13:49,839
Aah! That's it!
431
00:13:49,874 --> 00:13:51,140
You got to go.
432
00:13:51,176 --> 00:13:52,542
Go?!
433
00:13:52,577 --> 00:13:54,177
But...
434
00:13:54,212 --> 00:13:55,211
I learned football.
435
00:13:55,246 --> 00:13:56,713
[Chuckling] I did what you said.
436
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,615
Thing is, I lied.
437
00:13:58,650 --> 00:14:01,851
Look, I think the key to a
good marriage is time apart,
438
00:14:01,886 --> 00:14:04,654
and for me, football is that time.
439
00:14:04,985 --> 00:14:06,689
Well, I think the key to a good marriage
440
00:14:06,725 --> 00:14:08,759
is spending time together.
441
00:14:09,060 --> 00:14:10,844
But if you don't want me here...
442
00:14:11,663 --> 00:14:12,862
I'll go.
443
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,066
While my "Double Dare"
dreams had been dashed,
444
00:14:17,102 --> 00:14:18,768
Emmy's were looking better than ever,
445
00:14:18,803 --> 00:14:21,371
thanks to athletic,
horrible Handsome Ben.
446
00:14:21,406 --> 00:14:22,972
Look at Handsome Ben go.
447
00:14:23,008 --> 00:14:24,841
His feet barely touch the slime.
448
00:14:24,876 --> 00:14:27,243
I feel like it's right...
449
00:14:27,278 --> 00:14:28,111
Here.
450
00:14:28,146 --> 00:14:29,812
- Yes!
- Yes! Got it! Come on.
451
00:14:29,848 --> 00:14:31,547
Well done, kids!
452
00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:33,416
Looks like you two are the team to beat.
453
00:14:33,451 --> 00:14:35,284
Couldn't ask for a better partner.
454
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:36,986
[Chuckles]
455
00:14:37,022 --> 00:14:39,422
I think that was directed at you.
456
00:14:39,457 --> 00:14:41,324
Yes! Thank you, Dave Kim.
457
00:14:41,359 --> 00:14:43,459
Looks like all of those
months of practice with Emmy
458
00:14:43,495 --> 00:14:44,527
really paid off.
459
00:14:45,664 --> 00:14:47,997
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Months?
460
00:14:48,033 --> 00:14:50,433
Yeah, we overheard Coach Mellor
at the beginning of the year
461
00:14:50,468 --> 00:14:51,968
saying "Double Dare" was coming.
462
00:14:52,003 --> 00:14:54,470
- That's when we agreed to partner up and...
- Pbht! What?!
463
00:14:54,506 --> 00:14:55,905
Handsome Ben's just confused.
464
00:14:55,940 --> 00:14:57,073
Let me get this straight.
465
00:14:57,108 --> 00:14:59,475
You picked him before I even asked you?
466
00:14:59,511 --> 00:15:00,376
Kinda.
467
00:15:00,412 --> 00:15:01,577
You've been torturing me for a week,
468
00:15:01,613 --> 00:15:03,279
and you did the exact same thing!
469
00:15:03,314 --> 00:15:05,214
I was at least gonna lie
and let you down easy.
470
00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:06,716
Well, you make a great team...
471
00:15:06,751 --> 00:15:08,651
Handsome Ben and "Sack of crap" Emmy.
472
00:15:08,687 --> 00:15:09,886
Take it back, nerd!
473
00:15:09,921 --> 00:15:11,187
474
00:15:11,222 --> 00:15:12,689
Sure, it was an honest accident.
475
00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:14,857
However, what happened next wasn't.
476
00:15:14,893 --> 00:15:16,826
After that, no one was at their best.
477
00:15:16,861 --> 00:15:18,027
Whoa, whoa!
478
00:15:19,230 --> 00:15:20,897
Both of you... out!
479
00:15:20,932 --> 00:15:22,365
But you said I was a lock.
480
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,500
That was before you made
a mess of this course.
481
00:15:24,536 --> 00:15:25,835
Now go.
482
00:15:28,707 --> 00:15:30,673
Thanks a lot.
483
00:15:30,709 --> 00:15:34,143
Well... Looks like you're
gonna need a new partner.
484
00:15:34,179 --> 00:15:36,145
For sure.
485
00:15:36,181 --> 00:15:37,947
Hey, Amy, be my partner?
486
00:15:37,982 --> 00:15:39,982
Definitely. You're handsome.
487
00:15:41,753 --> 00:15:44,554
Dave Kim... always a bridesmaid.
488
00:15:48,229 --> 00:15:50,591
My dad knew he needed to
make it right with my mom.
489
00:15:50,654 --> 00:15:53,316
Only problem... he had no idea how.
490
00:15:53,341 --> 00:15:55,704
[Clanking]
491
00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:57,696
Time to cook the steak-umms!
492
00:15:58,079 --> 00:15:59,688
Hope I don't make a mess!
493
00:15:59,713 --> 00:16:01,708
Why are you narrating
your kitchen experience?
494
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:04,683
I'm trying to lure your mother downstairs.
495
00:16:04,719 --> 00:16:06,786
I don't know what's
wrong. This always works.
496
00:16:06,821 --> 00:16:08,487
Yeah, well, you really hurt her feelings.
497
00:16:08,523 --> 00:16:10,189
You're a, uh, lady person.
498
00:16:10,224 --> 00:16:11,490
How do I un-hurt them?
499
00:16:11,526 --> 00:16:14,226
Hello? Mom took an interest
in something you love.
500
00:16:14,262 --> 00:16:16,162
Just show her that you
can do the same thing.
501
00:16:16,197 --> 00:16:18,664
What... like yakking
on the phone, shopping,
502
00:16:18,699 --> 00:16:20,750
or pushing the hot thing over the clothes?
503
00:16:20,786 --> 00:16:21,770
Ironing?
504
00:16:22,036 --> 00:16:23,235
No, those are chores.
505
00:16:23,271 --> 00:16:25,070
I'm talking about stuff
that makes her happy,
506
00:16:25,106 --> 00:16:26,338
like jazzercise.
507
00:16:26,374 --> 00:16:28,674
That dancy thing where she
puts on the stretchy clothes
508
00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:30,694
and rolls around on the
ground like a drunk toddler?
509
00:16:30,733 --> 00:16:33,151
Good point. You should focus on
something more your speed.
510
00:16:33,186 --> 00:16:35,181
And by "speed," I mean no speed.
511
00:16:36,116 --> 00:16:37,062
I got it.
512
00:16:37,131 --> 00:16:38,384
Son of a bitch!
513
00:16:38,419 --> 00:16:40,386
This can't be done! No one can do it!
514
00:16:40,421 --> 00:16:41,805
What exactly are you doing?
515
00:16:41,836 --> 00:16:44,376
Scrapbooking... Your
mother's favorite hobby.
516
00:16:44,633 --> 00:16:46,192
But it's a nightmare!
517
00:16:46,227 --> 00:16:47,426
Stupid glue!
518
00:16:47,461 --> 00:16:49,128
Everything I touch sticks to me!
519
00:16:49,163 --> 00:16:51,997
Just calm down, okay? I'm
sure what you made is fine.
520
00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:53,566
[Horror music plays]
521
00:16:55,203 --> 00:16:56,802
Holy crap! What is that?
522
00:16:56,838 --> 00:16:57,803
Our sweet memories.
523
00:16:57,839 --> 00:16:59,004
Why did you cut out the letters?
524
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,339
It looks like a ransom note.
525
00:17:00,374 --> 00:17:01,974
You know I'm not good at penmanship!
526
00:17:02,009 --> 00:17:03,175
Why'd you put "look"?
527
00:17:03,211 --> 00:17:05,611
What am I supposed to look
at... His red demon eyes?
528
00:17:05,646 --> 00:17:07,746
I was trying to make
them sparkle with glitter,
529
00:17:07,774 --> 00:17:10,268
but no one tells you how
complicated glitter is.
530
00:17:10,301 --> 00:17:11,072
It looks like something
531
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:13,491
- a 10-year-old serial killer would make.
- I know!
532
00:17:13,527 --> 00:17:16,121
Let me break this down for you
in terms you understand.
533
00:17:16,989 --> 00:17:20,223
Imagine this page is the football field
534
00:17:20,258 --> 00:17:22,859
and this baby picture... the quarterback.
535
00:17:22,894 --> 00:17:24,527
As Erica was coaching my dad,
536
00:17:24,563 --> 00:17:26,463
Coach Mellor had the
"Double Dare" results.
537
00:17:26,498 --> 00:17:27,664
All right, listen up.
538
00:17:27,699 --> 00:17:30,233
I just found out who got
picked for the game show
539
00:17:30,268 --> 00:17:33,003
that left all sorts of
stains on my gym floor.
540
00:17:33,038 --> 00:17:35,739
And our new TV stars are...
541
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:39,175
... Handsome Ben and regular Amy.
542
00:17:39,211 --> 00:17:40,377
- We're in! We did it!
- Yes!
543
00:17:40,412 --> 00:17:41,611
Wait... what?
544
00:17:41,647 --> 00:17:43,546
Turns out losing out on "Double Dare"
545
00:17:43,582 --> 00:17:45,949
isn't nearly as bad as
losing your best friend.
546
00:17:47,052 --> 00:17:48,118
[Sighs]
547
00:17:48,153 --> 00:17:51,087
[Inxs' "Beautiful Girl" plays]
548
00:17:54,526 --> 00:17:55,558
Hey.
549
00:17:55,594 --> 00:17:57,260
I'm not talking to you, jackass.
550
00:17:57,329 --> 00:17:58,962
That should've been me.
551
00:17:58,997 --> 00:18:00,096
It should've been us.
552
00:18:00,132 --> 00:18:01,531
There is no us.
553
00:18:03,235 --> 00:18:06,903
Look, I don't blame you for
picking Ben two months ago.
554
00:18:06,938 --> 00:18:08,371
He's not my rival.
555
00:18:08,407 --> 00:18:09,973
He's just amazing.
556
00:18:10,637 --> 00:18:12,090
I guess...
557
00:18:13,578 --> 00:18:15,045
I'm a jackass, too.
558
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:16,046
Little bit.
559
00:18:16,081 --> 00:18:17,180
[Both chuckle]
560
00:18:17,215 --> 00:18:19,310
So much for always
having each other's backs.
561
00:18:19,685 --> 00:18:21,651
I mean, "Double Dare" tore us apart.
562
00:18:21,687 --> 00:18:22,920
So fast.
563
00:18:23,522 --> 00:18:25,722
Are we, like, terrible best friends?
564
00:18:25,757 --> 00:18:26,649
Maybe.
565
00:18:27,641 --> 00:18:28,892
But if we are,
566
00:18:28,927 --> 00:18:30,927
I hope we're terrible best friends forever.
567
00:18:30,962 --> 00:18:34,397
I'm talking graduation,
college, law school.
568
00:18:34,433 --> 00:18:36,833
Hell, I'm gonna be the bro
of honor at your wedding.
569
00:18:36,868 --> 00:18:40,070
And when you're like 100
and at an old-age home,
570
00:18:40,105 --> 00:18:41,538
I'm gonna be watching "Double Dare"
571
00:18:41,573 --> 00:18:42,639
right there next to you.
572
00:18:42,674 --> 00:18:43,873
[Chuckles]
573
00:18:43,909 --> 00:18:45,875
You think it'll still be on?
574
00:18:45,911 --> 00:18:47,577
Oh, for sure.
575
00:18:49,114 --> 00:18:50,447
I made you something.
576
00:18:50,482 --> 00:18:52,582
What is this?
577
00:18:52,651 --> 00:18:55,485
I know how hard you worked
learning my favorite thing,
578
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:58,354
so I thought it was time I
learned about yours.
579
00:18:58,390 --> 00:19:00,023
Stay with me
580
00:19:00,058 --> 00:19:03,059
You made a scrapbook for me?
581
00:19:03,095 --> 00:19:03,860
Pretty good, huh?
582
00:19:03,895 --> 00:19:05,628
No. It's a train wreck.
583
00:19:05,664 --> 00:19:07,597
You glittered where you should've laced,
584
00:19:07,632 --> 00:19:09,432
and you laced where
you should've stenciled.
585
00:19:09,468 --> 00:19:10,577
It's all so complicated!
586
00:19:10,602 --> 00:19:11,829
Doesn't matter.
587
00:19:12,471 --> 00:19:13,436
I love it.
588
00:19:13,472 --> 00:19:15,271
Look, I'm lucky to have a wife
589
00:19:15,307 --> 00:19:17,741
who wants to spend time with a man like me.
590
00:19:17,776 --> 00:19:19,776
So what do you say...
591
00:19:19,811 --> 00:19:22,445
Next time, I tag along
to your scrapbook club?
592
00:19:22,481 --> 00:19:24,347
You were right.
593
00:19:24,382 --> 00:19:27,250
Scrapbooking is my time away.
594
00:19:27,285 --> 00:19:29,285
You just stick with your feetball.
595
00:19:29,321 --> 00:19:30,920
With that, my parents decided
596
00:19:30,956 --> 00:19:32,422
to give each other some space...
597
00:19:32,457 --> 00:19:34,724
Until The Eagles fumbled.
598
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:35,558
Aah!
599
00:19:35,594 --> 00:19:37,026
That's it. Season's over.
600
00:19:37,062 --> 00:19:38,895
No, all we need's a touchdown,
601
00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:40,130
an onside kick, a field goal,
602
00:19:40,165 --> 00:19:41,364
and then two more touchdowns.
603
00:19:41,399 --> 00:19:42,499
Stop it.
604
00:19:42,534 --> 00:19:44,267
Off to the craft store. Be back in a jiff.
605
00:19:44,302 --> 00:19:45,468
No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!
606
00:19:45,504 --> 00:19:47,170
Come here, come here, come here, come here.
607
00:19:47,205 --> 00:19:49,072
I think The Eagles could
use some of your luck.
608
00:19:49,107 --> 00:19:50,540
Stay with me
609
00:19:50,575 --> 00:19:53,843
That's the thing about the
relationships that matter most.
610
00:19:53,879 --> 00:19:56,279
Sure, they get messy,
and sometimes you fumble,
611
00:19:56,314 --> 00:19:59,415
but when you're a team, you always win.
612
00:19:59,484 --> 00:20:01,885
Ben and Amy, on what TV series
613
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:04,554
does Andy Griffith
regularly play a lawyer?
614
00:20:04,589 --> 00:20:06,456
- "Matlock."
- Yes, right again.
615
00:20:06,491 --> 00:20:07,757
- [ Cheers and applause]
- You have another $10.
616
00:20:07,793 --> 00:20:09,425
Guess we should call her "Smart Amy."
617
00:20:09,461 --> 00:20:10,860
Beautiful girl
618
00:20:10,929 --> 00:20:13,196
_
619
00:20:13,231 --> 00:20:15,265
Ben and Amy, on what TV series
620
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:18,101
does Andy Griffith regularly play a lawyer?
621
00:20:18,136 --> 00:20:19,969
- "Matlock."
- Yes, right again.
622
00:20:57,305 --> 00:20:59,360
The hell are you doing?
Tryouts were yesterday.
623
00:21:00,751 --> 00:21:01,751
Tryouts for what?
624
00:21:01,962 --> 00:21:05,962
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