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- Morning, Tinker.
- Good morning to you, sir!
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Beautiful day.
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God's in his heaven
and all is right with the world.
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Stick the kettle on.
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Lovejoy!
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(Eric) ♪ Day-oh, day-oooh!
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♪ Daylight come and you gotta get up
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(Reveille on bugle)
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Shut up, Eric!
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(Hammering on door)
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- Come on, Lovejoy. Rise and shine.
- (Groans)
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"Oft, when the white, still dawn lifted the skies
and pushed the hills apart,
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"I have felt the newborn morning
like a glory in my heart."
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- (Bugle blasts)
- Shut up, Tinker!
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Come on, Lovejoy. Shake a leg.
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We're supposed to be at the Kiverton
mega antique and auto jumble sale,
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and they're letting the trade in at nine o'clock.
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I don't want to go. Go without me, take Miriam.
The cash is in the toilet-roll dispenser.
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I never want to see another mega antique fair
as long as I live.
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I know how you feel, Lovejoy.
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"Sleep! It is a gentle thing,
Beloved from pole to pole."
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And Hungarian to Hungarian, and Czech to Czech.
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And me, I'm depressed, Tinker. I like it here.
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I want to stay in bed for the rest of my life.
Good night.
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Ah, you're just in time. Lovejoy's
taken to his bed and he won't get up.
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- Good morning, Eric.
- Oh, sorry. Morning.
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- (Hums)
- (Lovejoy moans)
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- Morning, Lovejoy!
- (Groans)
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Listen, I have to go to Portsmouth today.
I promised Vera I'd take her there.
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You remember my old housekeeper. She's a
widow and she'd never get there on her own.
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So I thought perhaps
you might like to drive us down there.
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You can't stay here all day.
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Come on, Lovejoy. A day
at the seaside'd do you the world of good.
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Yeah, go on. See the Victory,
plate of whelks, kiss-me-quick hat...
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- I hate whelks.
- It's just that Vera's a bit old.
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I really would prefer to sit in the back with her.
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It's a lovely day out there.
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- Argh!
- You're called, sir.
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(Men chatting)
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(Laughter)
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Hey, what's going on?
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Vera's brother was a submarine captain.
Terence Bucknall. He's being buried at sea.
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You got me to drive all the way down here for
a funeral? How could you do this to me, Janey?
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You are not going to the funeral.
You were kind enough to drive us down here.
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It's a beautiful day.
Spend two hours doing whatever you want.
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There's stacks to see here.
You can even go for a paddle.
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- This is Lady Jane Felsham.
- Hello.
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And Lovejoy?
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This is Harry Mackie, Ivan and Don.
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They served in my brother's crew
during the war.
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Pleased to meet you, my lady.
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Jane's fine by me.
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- Ivan.
- Don.
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I am very pleased to meet you, sir.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no sirs. I'm just staff.
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Oh, don't worry. We're all working-class as well.
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Ladies and gentlemen.
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You may board whenever you wish.
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Janey.
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These fellas are drunk as skunks.
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If you're not careful, Captain Bucknall
won't be the only one over the side.
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Thanks very much. Thanks a lot.
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- There you are, Vera, darling.
- Thank you.
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- My lady.
- Are you all right?
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OK, Ivan.
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- God bless you, Harry.
- Ooh, watch the bottle!
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(Harry laughs)
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Oh. That's really good of you, sir.
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Very noble, if I may say so.
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- Argh!
- (Thud)
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Don?
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- Don?
- (Groans) I don't know.
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I never saw anything there.
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- Don, are you all right?
- Yes, I'm fine.
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Would you just have a check in the bag, make
sure the bloody bottle's still in one piece?
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No leaks.
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- Me neither! No leaks!
- Come on.
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- Now, watch your head.
- Lovejoy, don't bother about Don.
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He'll get his sea legs back in a wee while.
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It's these bloody plastic knee joints.
You can't oil the damn things.
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If you ask me,
there's too much oil in you already.
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Janey.
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I'll be off now.
So I'll... I'll wait on the quay, OK?
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- OK.
- Thank you, Lovejoy. You're very kind.
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- (Drunken shouting)
- Don't start arguing, for God's sake.
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(Boat engine chugging)
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- Ah.
- Erm...
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- Thank you.
- That's all right.
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Stop the ship. Stop the ship!
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Hey, hey, hey,
you cannae just stop a ship just like that, man.
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If we miss this tide,
we'll be hanging about here till midnight.
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No, no, no, you don't understand.
I'm not supposed to be here.
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I'm the driver. I hate ships.
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What do you mean, a driver?
I thought you was the sky pilot.
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- What's that?
- The padre.
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The man that's come to say a few words
over poor old Buck,
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before we see him off.
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This was all her idea, wasn't it?
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You planned this, didn't you?!
Why, oh, why didn't you let me stay in bed?!
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Hey. Hey, don't you worry about him, m'lady.
He'll be all right.
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Come on, come on, you'll be fine.
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Lovejoy, may I introduce Captain Terry Bucknall.
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Hey, come here!
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One of the greatest submarine captains
who ever lived.
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Sank half the Italian navy. Aye.
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- Excuse me, you're trade, aren't you?
- Yeah, how did you know?
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Takes one to know one.
Here, I bet you've never seen this before.
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Not just state of the art. This is the art.
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The latest catalytic polymer acrylic resin,
just arrived from the States.
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- Glue, you mean?
- No, not glue. This is not glue.
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This stuff'll bind anything to anything.
And I mean anything.
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That's why it says in the instructions,
always go to the loo before you use it.
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- That's magic glue. We've got some of that.
- Not this, you haven't. Look at this.
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Woodworm excrement. Fine as snuff.
Look at it, totally knackered.
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Here we go.
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Hard as bell metal, that is.
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And all I did was mix
a little of the resin with water,
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paint it over the piece, inject some in it
and let science do the rest.
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Miracle, innit? Don't know how it works.
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Some boffin told me it was
something to do with rearranging molecules.
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Whatever it is, it's all cash to us.
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You just mix it with water and paint it on?
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Simple as that.
Your average punter could do it blindfold.
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This is one little item which
I think should be kept in the trade, don't you?
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Yeah. How much is it?
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Well, it don't come cheap. Fifty quid a tube.
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Fifty quid? You must be joking!
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Forty for trade.
If you don't want it, there's a few who will.
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Just trying to do you a favor.
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- Go on, then.
- You won't regret it, believe you me.
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Yeah, well, if I do, you will.
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(Harry) And then we sunk an Italian cruiser,
the Michelangelo.
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- (Ivan) That was off Elba.
- Correct.
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And later the same day, we sent to the bottom
an armed tugboat.
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- The Lecca.
- The Lecca! You're right, Ivan. Yes, yes.
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- And what did you do?
- Me? Oh, I was just a diver.
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And a outside tiffy.
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- Outside what?
- Tiffy.
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- Tiffy.
- A Tifficer.
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- Pardon?
- Engineer!
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I was personally responsible for everything
mechanical outside the engine room.
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That man there, signaler.
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And Ivan, stoker.
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What is this with this chianti?
Have you got shares in it?
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- No, no, no. This was Buck's favorite tipple.
- Aye.
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- To Buck!
- To Buck.
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- God bless.
- If you'd care to step outside, we've arrived.
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Perhaps someone would say a few words
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before we commit Captain Bucknall's remains
to the deep.
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Well...
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I... I wouldn't know what to say.
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I just can't think of anything
off the top of my head like that.
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This is awful.
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Oh, I cannae.
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I couldnae do that.
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I'm no good at that sort of thing.
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Me neither.
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Oh, this is terrible.
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We can't stay here all day, sir.
Can't you say something?
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Look, the only thing the deceased and I
have in common
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is that we both want to get off this bloody boat.
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Then it appears to be down to you, sir.
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Farewell, poor world, I must be gone.
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Thou art no home, no rest to me.
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I take my ship and travel on
till I a better world do see.
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Into the ocean, where there's rest,
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I go, I leave, I part with speed.
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The way is long, the end is sweet.
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Once more, poor world, farewell, indeed.
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In leaving thee, the sea I meet.
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We commit the body of Captain Terence Bucknall
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to the deep.
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(Drunken shouting)
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(All) Viva! Viva!
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- Rest in peace!
- Rest in peace, Buck!
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(All) Viva! Viva! Viva!
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(Sobbing) Buckto's Brigata!
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That was very touching. You know that?
You're a sensitive old soul at heart, aren't you?
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Yeah, it was from a school play when I was 14.
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It was a boys' school,
but I always played the girl's parts.
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I was a pretty youth.
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That dagger there represents secret agents
landed in the South of France.
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And then the poor buggers got caught and shot.
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And that dagger
represents agents landed in Sardinia.
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- That's where we got shot and caught.
- Yeah.
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Oh, I mean, Buck did his best to get us
out of it, all right, but no way, no way!
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- Aye, we lost the boat, didn't we, boys?
- God bless.
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Where's... Where's Don?
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Where's Don?
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Oh... I'll have to sit down, fellas.
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- Come and sit here, you silly old tart.
- What? Over there? Oh...
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It was dawn and we'd just landed these
two agents near Olbia on the east coast.
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And suddenly, they were spotted.
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Quick, it's an Eyetie seaplane!
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Radio their positions back to a shore battery.
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Lucky bastards! They couldn't hit the ground
if they were shooting out of a tree.
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- One stray shell.
- Straight to their after end and exploded.
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Buck immediately got everybody off
and went haring back and tried to save them.
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- But no, he was forced to scuttle.
- And then we were picked up by a patrol boat.
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- Put into a stinking dungeon.
- Back to Naples and a prisoner-of-war camp.
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- Do you know what happened then?
- Mussolini popped in for tea?
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No, he did not.
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The very next day, the Italians,
they capit... they cap...
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They surrendered, gave in, chucked in the towel.
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Ah! No stomach for it, Harry! Never have had.
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Oh, we were offski, very sharp.
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Straight up the mountains, we got joined up
with the partisans, fought the Germans.
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Know what they called us? Bucknall's Brigata!
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Bucknall's Brigata!
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Have a look at that, Lovejoy.
That's Buck in the middle.
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And that's me, just beside him.
There's Ivan and there's Don.
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We came across this villa which had been used
as a love nest, would you believe,
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by Mussolini and his mistress, Clara Petacci,
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guarded by half a regiment of the toughest
looking Blackshirts we'd ever laid eyes on,
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dug in ten deep behind sand bags, barbed wire.
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Fought like bloody tigers, they did.
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They would not give an inch.
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Made us sweat blood that day
for every foot of ground we took.
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I remember the bullets whizzing round
like wasps, the grenades popping,
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as if it was yesterday.
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What was left of them, and you could
have counted them on the fingers of one hand,
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did pull out in the end,
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but not before the buggers had taken us down
to our last ten rounds.
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Blood, sweat and tears the man promised,
and that's what we got.
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We came across all this chianti,
got a bottle each.
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We could hardly stand
by the time we'd finished that.
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Buck told us, take anything we wanted.
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00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:43,401
I remember that he took a picture of Mussolini.
Don't know why. He didnae like the bugger.
229
00:16:43,438 --> 00:16:46,737
Don had the bottle of chianti, but not for long.
230
00:16:46,775 --> 00:16:49,801
Buck shot it clean out of his hand.
231
00:16:49,845 --> 00:16:52,211
Two bottles, two bulletsl
232
00:16:53,282 --> 00:16:59,687
And then he saw this granite bust of old Musso
staring down at him, and he hit the roof.
233
00:16:59,721 --> 00:17:04,090
He'd always held Mussolini personally
responsible for sinking his boat.
234
00:17:04,126 --> 00:17:08,995
He ran up to him, whacked him in the mush
and the nose flew right off.
235
00:17:10,666 --> 00:17:14,363
(Men) ♪ This is my story, this is my song
236
00:17:14,403 --> 00:17:16,530
I hope they're not annoying you, Jane.
237
00:17:16,572 --> 00:17:20,099
There's no stopping them
when they've got a full head of steam.
238
00:17:21,109 --> 00:17:23,441
♪... too bloody long!
239
00:17:23,478 --> 00:17:27,414
♪ So roll up the rug...
240
00:17:28,717 --> 00:17:31,185
Vera would like to ask you something, Lovejoy.
241
00:17:31,220 --> 00:17:33,552
Oh. You ask him, Jane.
242
00:17:35,023 --> 00:17:39,255
Vera's brother left a few things
and she wondered if you'd sell them for her.
243
00:17:39,294 --> 00:17:41,888
He didn't leave much. He lived here for nothing,
244
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:47,095
and all that's left is his cap
and his medals and his flag.
245
00:17:47,135 --> 00:17:51,367
By rights, they should all really go
to the Submarine Museum in Gosport.
246
00:17:51,406 --> 00:17:54,102
I know they'd like them.
247
00:17:54,142 --> 00:17:58,135
But... you know how it is.
248
00:17:58,180 --> 00:17:59,977
Yeah.
249
00:18:00,015 --> 00:18:02,006
Yes, Vera, I know how it is.
250
00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:04,610
Well, I'll, erm... do my best.
251
00:18:04,653 --> 00:18:09,317
Excuse me, Don and Ivan are leaving
while they can still sing.
252
00:18:09,358 --> 00:18:11,622
I've ordered a taxi for them.
253
00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:15,994
But I'll wait on and give you a hand
in the kitchen, if that's OK with you, Vera?
254
00:18:16,031 --> 00:18:18,625
That's very kind of you, Harry.
255
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:22,125
Lovejoy's going to find a good home
for Terry's things.
256
00:18:23,005 --> 00:18:25,098
You...
257
00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:27,768
You did better than any padre.
258
00:18:29,544 --> 00:18:31,535
Thank you.
259
00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:33,980
That goes in Buck's box.
260
00:18:34,816 --> 00:18:36,807
Excuse me.
261
00:18:39,655 --> 00:18:42,886
May I share a thought with you?
262
00:18:44,493 --> 00:18:48,987
So far today, I've been dragged out of bed,
press-ganged into a funeral at sea,
263
00:18:49,031 --> 00:18:52,159
and the only antiques I've seen all day
are these three,
264
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,634
who really ought to be certified...
265
00:18:54,670 --> 00:18:56,501
as national living treasures.
266
00:18:56,538 --> 00:18:58,335
And what do I finish up with?
267
00:18:58,373 --> 00:19:02,469
Ten per cent of a box of this, which I don't think
is going to turn out to be Blackbeard's treasure.
268
00:19:02,511 --> 00:19:05,878
(Slurred singing)
269
00:19:05,914 --> 00:19:09,782
♪ This no-fun old bastard is getting me down
270
00:19:09,818 --> 00:19:13,777
♪ Heave away! Heave away!
271
00:19:13,822 --> 00:19:18,316
♪ The queen of society, she's down our way ♪
272
00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:20,351
(Laughter)
273
00:19:22,831 --> 00:19:25,823
I mean, look at that, Tink. My Windsor armchair.
274
00:19:26,468 --> 00:19:28,800
You'd be looking at 1400
if that was all of one piece.
275
00:19:28,837 --> 00:19:31,863
You'd be looking at 14 pence.
276
00:19:31,907 --> 00:19:35,502
The restoration labor costs alone
would come to a thousand quid.
277
00:19:35,544 --> 00:19:37,944
But not with this.
278
00:19:37,979 --> 00:19:43,975
Because this is the latest cata... lyctic polymer
acrylic resin from the United States of America.
279
00:19:44,019 --> 00:19:48,012
It rearranges the molecules,
turns termite crap back into wood.
280
00:19:48,523 --> 00:19:52,220
- I got it from this bloke I know.
- You got it from Ted the Polish.
281
00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:56,128
It doesn't come from the United States at all.
It comes from the gas board.
282
00:19:56,164 --> 00:19:58,428
- Hey?
- It's emergency joint sealant.
283
00:19:58,467 --> 00:20:01,994
His brother-in-law gets it
for about two quid a gallon.
284
00:20:02,804 --> 00:20:04,738
(Sniffs)
285
00:20:04,773 --> 00:20:06,297
Gas board joint sealant?
286
00:20:06,341 --> 00:20:09,037
Yeah, Ted the Polish
knocked a tube of it out to Eric.
287
00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:11,204
Ah. How much did he sting you for? A fiver?
288
00:20:11,246 --> 00:20:13,339
- Yeah, something like that.
- And the rest!
289
00:20:13,382 --> 00:20:14,940
What's in the box?
290
00:20:14,983 --> 00:20:20,478
The estate of the late Captain Terence Bucknall,
submarine commander.
291
00:20:20,522 --> 00:20:24,822
Eric, you get this for sinking an Italian cruiser.
292
00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:28,296
- How do I look?
- About as naval as a bellybutton.
293
00:20:28,330 --> 00:20:32,266
Photograph of Mussolini and anonymous man.
Might be worth something.
294
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:34,165
- And what's this?
- Who nose?
295
00:20:34,202 --> 00:20:36,762
Ah. Look at this group.
296
00:20:37,806 --> 00:20:41,207
O.B. E, Distinguished Service Cross,
297
00:20:41,243 --> 00:20:44,804
Naval General Service Medal
with Palestine clasp.
298
00:20:44,846 --> 00:20:47,110
It's even got his name on it. Look at that.
299
00:20:47,149 --> 00:20:49,947
Sub-Lieutenant T.H. Bucknall, R.N.
300
00:20:51,253 --> 00:20:54,416
Named medals always notch up the value
a pound or two.
301
00:20:55,257 --> 00:20:57,885
'39-'45 Star.
302
00:20:57,926 --> 00:21:01,794
Atlantic Star, Africa Star, Italy Star.
303
00:21:01,830 --> 00:21:04,424
Defence Medal and his War Medal.
304
00:21:05,233 --> 00:21:09,636
Oh! Oh, there's even a D.S.O. And Bar
to go with it.
305
00:21:09,671 --> 00:21:12,538
Just look at that. What a man!
306
00:21:12,574 --> 00:21:14,940
I thought you were in the army.
307
00:21:14,976 --> 00:21:17,774
There's a citation from Buckingham Palace.
308
00:21:18,914 --> 00:21:22,372
- How much do you reckon, Tink?
- Oh, thousands.
309
00:21:23,718 --> 00:21:29,714
But you know, it's a terrible tragedy that
stone bravery should be reduced to hard cash.
310
00:21:46,475 --> 00:21:49,467
Janey, glad I caught you.
311
00:21:49,511 --> 00:21:55,416
While you're in London I want you to stop off in
Tony's Militaria, Noel Street, behind Liberty's.
312
00:21:55,450 --> 00:21:58,419
- Who's Tony?
- He's a second-generation Italian.
313
00:21:58,453 --> 00:22:02,719
Deals in SS uniforms, thumbscrews,
deactivated grenades, whatever your bag is.
314
00:22:02,757 --> 00:22:05,385
- I don't think I like the sound of him.
- Oh, he's all right.
315
00:22:05,427 --> 00:22:08,419
I just want you to see
what he'll cough up for this, OK?
316
00:22:08,463 --> 00:22:10,454
Tony's Militaria, Noel Street.
317
00:22:13,802 --> 00:22:16,794
Vera could do very, very nicely
out of this, Janey.
318
00:22:25,614 --> 00:22:28,481
Oh, hello there. Harry Mackie.
319
00:22:28,517 --> 00:22:31,884
Eric Catchpole. Uh... finance director.
320
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,047
Oh. Is Lovejoy about?
321
00:22:34,089 --> 00:22:36,455
This way, sir.
322
00:22:36,491 --> 00:22:38,482
Lovejoy, Harry's here.
323
00:22:38,527 --> 00:22:40,518
- Hello, Harry.
- Hello.
324
00:22:40,562 --> 00:22:45,090
I've spoken to Commander Jolly. He sends his
best and he's looking forward to seeing us.
325
00:22:45,133 --> 00:22:47,533
Oh. (Laughs)
326
00:22:47,569 --> 00:22:50,561
Hope you don't keep your valuables in here.
327
00:22:50,605 --> 00:22:55,099
- Oh, why's that?
- Oh, come on, a kid could open that.
328
00:22:55,143 --> 00:23:00,080
- How do you know?
- Cos I used to be a very successful burglar.
329
00:23:00,115 --> 00:23:02,208
That's how.
330
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,620
Where'd you get it from?
331
00:23:07,656 --> 00:23:10,648
It belonged to a submarine captain
called Bucknall.
332
00:23:10,692 --> 00:23:15,652
I believe he took it from a villa once owned
by Mussolini and Clara Petacci during the War.
333
00:23:19,935 --> 00:23:23,530
- I think it's called booty.
- Yeah? How did you come across it?
334
00:23:23,572 --> 00:23:26,632
- Lovejoy asked me to pop in with it.
- Oh, Lovejoy!
335
00:23:26,675 --> 00:23:29,508
I haven't seen him for ages.
How is the old fruit?
336
00:23:29,544 --> 00:23:33,480
He's fine. That's not quite the description
I would have used, but...
337
00:23:33,515 --> 00:23:35,983
- Look, uh?
- Jane Felsham.
338
00:23:38,987 --> 00:23:42,150
Look, um... Lady Felsham.
339
00:23:42,190 --> 00:23:45,091
These sorts of things are very hard to place.
340
00:23:45,126 --> 00:23:49,085
Now, to get the best deal I need
to talk to a few serious collectors.
341
00:23:49,130 --> 00:23:53,032
It's going to take a couple of days, so
why don't I photocopy it and get back to you?
342
00:23:53,068 --> 00:23:55,468
Yes, all right, that's fine by me.
343
00:24:04,312 --> 00:24:06,906
25. But seeing as you're trade, 20.
344
00:24:06,948 --> 00:24:10,884
Oh, no, thank you very much.
I'm not that kind of trade.
345
00:24:23,198 --> 00:24:25,189
(Phone rings)
346
00:24:25,233 --> 00:24:28,066
(Chatting in Italian)
347
00:24:28,103 --> 00:24:30,537
(Speaking Italian)
348
00:24:35,944 --> 00:24:40,005
(All shouting)
349
00:24:41,816 --> 00:24:43,807
(TV competing with shouting)
350
00:24:53,395 --> 00:24:55,386
Eh?
351
00:24:55,430 --> 00:24:57,421
(TV drowns voice)
352
00:25:00,869 --> 00:25:02,564
Pronto. Angelo.
353
00:25:02,604 --> 00:25:06,563
(Man) Hmm, four.
Private collector, maybe four and a half.
354
00:25:06,608 --> 00:25:09,076
- That's thousands, right?
- Naturally.
355
00:25:09,110 --> 00:25:12,671
There's someone I have in mind, a naval medal
collector. I'll put you in touch.
356
00:25:12,714 --> 00:25:16,013
- Ten percent sound fair?
- Let me think about it.
357
00:25:19,587 --> 00:25:21,578
Come here, Lovejoy. Come here.
358
00:25:22,323 --> 00:25:24,291
Come here.
359
00:25:24,325 --> 00:25:26,384
Here she is. That's her.
360
00:25:26,428 --> 00:25:29,329
Wait till you see this. Look.
361
00:25:30,465 --> 00:25:35,368
There is the actual signal form
from us to HMS Maidstone in Algiers,
362
00:25:35,403 --> 00:25:38,839
telling them we had sunk the Michelangelo.
363
00:25:38,873 --> 00:25:41,706
Fifty years ago, eh?
364
00:25:41,743 --> 00:25:47,238
See what I mean, Lovejoy? Do you no' think
old Buck's stuff should be here?
365
00:25:47,282 --> 00:25:48,749
You should discuss it with Vera.
366
00:25:48,783 --> 00:25:54,221
Well, I already have done. I mean, Vera's just
like all the rest of us. She needs the money.
367
00:25:54,255 --> 00:25:58,385
Hey, Lovejoy, look at this.
There's an antique Christmas cake here.
368
00:25:58,426 --> 00:26:03,489
Baked in 1942 for a submariner who was
due home for Christmas. He never made it.
369
00:26:04,532 --> 00:26:07,194
There were a lot like that.
370
00:26:07,235 --> 00:26:11,501
The family presented it to us,
still edible as the day it was made.
371
00:26:11,539 --> 00:26:14,906
Lovejoy? Jolly, museum director.
We spoke on the phone.
372
00:26:14,943 --> 00:26:17,878
Yes. This is my associate, Eric Catchpole.
373
00:26:17,912 --> 00:26:20,244
Pleased to meet you, erm... sir.
374
00:26:20,281 --> 00:26:24,684
And of course, this reprobate I know
very well indeed. How are you keeping, Harry?
375
00:26:24,719 --> 00:26:27,415
- I cannae complain, sir. Yourself, sir?
- Much the same.
376
00:26:27,455 --> 00:26:29,787
- Tin leg giving me gyp, going blind.
- (Clanking)
377
00:26:30,425 --> 00:26:33,394
I didn't even know Bucknall was dead
till I read it in the papers.
378
00:26:33,428 --> 00:26:35,862
How come no one was asked to the funeral?
379
00:26:35,897 --> 00:26:40,163
That's how he wanted it, sir. He put it
in his will, said it was to be a private affair.
380
00:26:40,201 --> 00:26:43,261
I suppose he just didnae want
to bother anybody.
381
00:26:43,304 --> 00:26:45,067
You know what he was like, sir.
382
00:26:45,106 --> 00:26:50,043
Harry, would you show Eric the things you
showed me? Commander, could I have a word?
383
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,308
I thought you might like to see
Captain Bucknall's medals.
384
00:26:55,350 --> 00:26:59,377
Oh, it's all right, Lovejoy.
I think I know what they look like.
385
00:26:59,420 --> 00:27:01,820
Yes.
386
00:27:01,856 --> 00:27:05,053
I've had a pretty firm offer
of four and a half thousand.
387
00:27:05,093 --> 00:27:07,084
Well, then, I'd take it, if I were you.
388
00:27:07,128 --> 00:27:11,087
Your brief is to sell those medals for Bucknall's
sister for as much as you can make.
389
00:27:11,132 --> 00:27:13,123
We would love to have them here,
390
00:27:13,168 --> 00:27:17,229
but the best we could do would be two
thousand, maybe two thousand five hundred.
391
00:27:17,272 --> 00:27:19,137
Even that would be after an appeal.
392
00:27:19,174 --> 00:27:23,543
- You see the predicament I'm in, Commander.
- Oh, absolutely. Happens to us all the time.
393
00:27:23,578 --> 00:27:29,210
All museums are the same.
We're all in the same boat, so to speak.
394
00:27:29,250 --> 00:27:34,483
And there's more of our history in private
safe deposit boxes than on display.
395
00:27:34,522 --> 00:27:38,618
Might I ask what Harry Mackie's role is
in all this?
396
00:27:38,660 --> 00:27:42,118
Oh, nothing,
apart from being instrumental in us being here.
397
00:27:42,163 --> 00:27:43,596
Oh, I see.
398
00:27:44,499 --> 00:27:46,490
(Harry) There you go.
399
00:27:48,870 --> 00:27:53,170
Welcome to home, sweet home.
400
00:27:53,208 --> 00:27:56,041
I can't stand confined spaces.
Even my car's a convertible.
401
00:27:56,077 --> 00:28:00,673
- And it stinks.
- Like a coffin with the handles on the inside.
402
00:28:00,715 --> 00:28:02,979
- Oh, great!
- (Laughs)
403
00:28:03,017 --> 00:28:07,351
It's a... It's a bit claustrophobic, isn't it, Harry?
404
00:28:07,388 --> 00:28:10,084
Claustrophobic? The place is deserted.
405
00:28:10,124 --> 00:28:11,887
If you think this is claustrophobic,
406
00:28:11,926 --> 00:28:16,693
what do you think it was like when
there was 70 other Jacks in here along wi' you?
407
00:28:16,731 --> 00:28:18,722
70? Oh...
408
00:28:22,437 --> 00:28:27,136
Harry? Harry, is there... any chance
of any fresh air?
409
00:28:27,175 --> 00:28:30,576
It's a bit, uh... a bit close in here.
410
00:28:30,612 --> 00:28:34,412
You see, you, you would not have lasted
five minutes in real action.
411
00:28:34,449 --> 00:28:36,940
You haven't even looked
through the periscope yet.
412
00:28:36,985 --> 00:28:39,317
I saw John Mills do it in Above Us The Waves.
413
00:28:39,854 --> 00:28:41,116
Oh!
414
00:28:41,155 --> 00:28:45,091
- (Klaxon)
- Emergency stationsl Emergency stationsl
415
00:28:45,126 --> 00:28:47,754
(Harry) It's all right. You're all right.
416
00:28:47,795 --> 00:28:51,026
(Klaxon)
417
00:28:51,065 --> 00:28:53,192
Prepare to dive. Prepare to dive.
418
00:28:54,235 --> 00:28:56,260
(Eric) Does it never end?
419
00:28:56,304 --> 00:28:59,171
Shut doors, shut doors. Dive, dive, divel
420
00:28:59,207 --> 00:29:01,198
Harry, I'm going to faint.
421
00:29:02,310 --> 00:29:04,301
- That's locked.
- (Loud banging)
422
00:29:09,350 --> 00:29:11,910
- (Klaxon continues)
- (Laughs) There you are.
423
00:29:15,123 --> 00:29:17,455
(Harry laughs loudly)
424
00:29:17,492 --> 00:29:20,325
What a right pair of lubbers you are!
425
00:29:20,361 --> 00:29:22,727
And it's your fault. You pulled that lever.
426
00:29:22,764 --> 00:29:25,995
You set off all the sound effects
we give to the tourists.
427
00:29:52,860 --> 00:29:55,124
Hi. Is that Lovejoy?
428
00:29:56,297 --> 00:29:58,788
Well, who are you? Eric who?
429
00:29:58,833 --> 00:30:01,131
Catch what?
430
00:30:01,169 --> 00:30:03,535
Auction rooms? Which auction rooms?
431
00:30:03,571 --> 00:30:05,539
Well, how long's he going to be there?
432
00:30:05,573 --> 00:30:07,939
Great. Thanks.
433
00:30:07,976 --> 00:30:12,606
With the best will in the world, Janey, I can't
sell the stuff to the Submarine Museum.
434
00:30:12,647 --> 00:30:14,615
Well, she can't sell it herself.
435
00:30:14,649 --> 00:30:18,278
She'd probably end up owing the buyer money,
knowing Vera.
436
00:30:23,257 --> 00:30:27,193
Hi, I'm Fiona, Jeremy Prince's P.A.
You're Lovejoy, right?
437
00:30:27,228 --> 00:30:29,924
You're selling Bucknall's gongs.
I'm here to see them.
438
00:30:29,964 --> 00:30:33,058
- Looks like your prayers have been answered.
- Have you got them with you?
439
00:30:33,101 --> 00:30:35,092
Hi, Lucy, it's Fiona for Jeremy, right?
440
00:30:35,136 --> 00:30:37,764
- Who's Jeremy?
- I'm in the sticks with this dealer guy.
441
00:30:37,805 --> 00:30:41,138
Prince, the fashion photographer.
Vogue, Elle, the Zerba jeans campaign?
442
00:30:41,175 --> 00:30:44,542
No. God, we really are in the elephant grass
today. Tel him to hurry up.
443
00:30:44,579 --> 00:30:46,945
You look like the guy who plays for Chelsea.
444
00:30:46,981 --> 00:30:48,710
- The football team?
- No, the band.
445
00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:51,150
Come on, Lucy, really.
I'm waiting here, hurry up.
446
00:30:51,185 --> 00:30:55,212
- Fiona, who sent you?
- Lenskin. Listen, when can I see the stuff?
447
00:30:55,256 --> 00:30:58,282
I've got a casting session at five.
You do take credit cards?
448
00:30:58,326 --> 00:31:01,386
- That's a nice jacket.
- Fiona, this is an auction.
449
00:31:01,429 --> 00:31:05,263
I'll be here till five o'clock with my associate.
My place, five thirty.
450
00:31:05,299 --> 00:31:08,393
Jeremy? Darling, yes, I'm with him now.
No, I haven't seen them.
451
00:31:08,436 --> 00:31:12,270
Yes, yes, I've told him. Yes, Jeremy,
I told him I was casting at five.
452
00:31:12,306 --> 00:31:16,436
- He wants me to come back at five thirty.
- Fiona, I'm trying to be polite here.
453
00:31:16,477 --> 00:31:21,176
Er... Yes, Jeremy, I'll tell him. Listen, he wants
to speak to you. He's in a real hurry, OK?
454
00:31:21,215 --> 00:31:24,582
Hold on, Jeremy. Five thirty.
455
00:31:24,619 --> 00:31:27,019
- We close at five thirty.
- Fiona?
456
00:31:27,889 --> 00:31:31,017
- Fional
- Erm... Jeremy. Small problem.
457
00:31:31,059 --> 00:31:34,392
- I can't get to the phone.
- What? It sounds as if you're in the loo.
458
00:31:35,229 --> 00:31:40,428
Eric, I reckon if Lovejoy was paying you
the proper rate for restoring that thing,
459
00:31:40,468 --> 00:31:42,561
you could afford a set of six by now.
460
00:31:42,603 --> 00:31:46,266
Have you ever heard of
the satisfaction in a job well done, Tinker?
461
00:31:47,842 --> 00:31:49,833
(Burglar alarm ringing)
462
00:31:57,952 --> 00:32:01,888
- What on earth's going on?
- Alarm went at the station ten minutes ago.
463
00:32:01,923 --> 00:32:04,016
- Have we been burgled?
- Not as far as we can see.
464
00:32:04,058 --> 00:32:06,618
Someone's had a go
at the downstairs toilet window,
465
00:32:06,661 --> 00:32:10,222
but I'm pretty sure they legged it
when the alarm went off. I'll look inside.
466
00:32:14,936 --> 00:32:19,930
I'm on my own. My husband's in Hong Kong.
You don't suppose they'll come back, do you?
467
00:32:19,974 --> 00:32:22,272
No, I wouldn't have thought so.
468
00:32:22,310 --> 00:32:25,336
Yes, he's taken them out of the safe
and I'm about to look at them.
469
00:32:25,379 --> 00:32:28,815
Could I have that magnifying glass?
Could you hold them up for me?
470
00:32:28,850 --> 00:32:31,478
OK, I'm looking at a D.S.O. And Bar,
471
00:32:31,519 --> 00:32:34,818
an O.B.E., a D.S.C.
And an N.G.S. With a Palestine clasp.
472
00:32:34,856 --> 00:32:37,654
Bit higher. Hold it so I can read it.
Jeremy, are you there?
473
00:32:37,692 --> 00:32:41,287
OK, it reads,
"Sub-Lieutenant T.H. Bucknall R.N."
474
00:32:41,329 --> 00:32:43,263
Yes, that looks like the only named medal.
475
00:32:43,297 --> 00:32:47,199
Then there's four stars including Africa
and Atlantic, and a Defence and War medal.
476
00:32:47,235 --> 00:32:48,702
Yes, all in fine condition.
477
00:32:48,736 --> 00:32:50,863
You can put them down now. Thank you.
478
00:32:50,905 --> 00:32:53,840
What is that awful smell in here?
Glue or something?
479
00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:55,775
Three and a half K, cash, now.
480
00:32:55,810 --> 00:32:57,869
- Three seven five?
- He's stalling.
481
00:32:57,912 --> 00:33:01,746
- Do you know who you're dealing with?
- A smart ass with an aerial in her ear.
482
00:33:01,782 --> 00:33:04,216
Jeremy Prince is
one of the world's greatest photographers.
483
00:33:04,252 --> 00:33:08,120
He also has one of the finest collections
of naval decorations in the world,
484
00:33:08,156 --> 00:33:10,056
including a Victoria Cross.
485
00:33:10,091 --> 00:33:12,753
If he wants Bucknall's medals, he'll have them.
486
00:33:12,793 --> 00:33:15,591
Not at three thousand seven hundred and fifty,
he won't.
487
00:33:15,630 --> 00:33:17,962
Leave your number.
I'll tell you when the auction starts.
488
00:33:17,999 --> 00:33:21,765
Look, Lovejoy, I know this junk shop isn't exactly
Bond Street, but...
489
00:33:21,802 --> 00:33:25,738
Ooh, you are treading on
very dangerous ground. Now, Fiona...
490
00:33:25,773 --> 00:33:30,836
Look, what I am trying to say is that I am
authorized to go up to four grand, max.
491
00:33:30,878 --> 00:33:34,507
But that's only if I can take Bucknall's medals
back to town with me right now, OK?
492
00:33:34,549 --> 00:33:37,712
I've told you, leave your phone number,
I'll be in touch.
493
00:33:37,752 --> 00:33:40,846
Look, do you realize
I could lose my job over this?
494
00:33:40,888 --> 00:33:43,823
So what? They always need
another witch in Macbeth.
495
00:33:46,294 --> 00:33:48,421
- Lovejoy!
- What?
496
00:33:48,462 --> 00:33:50,760
- Lady Jane on the phone.
- Right.
497
00:33:51,566 --> 00:33:53,761
Listen, Lovejoy, let's try this another way.
498
00:33:53,801 --> 00:33:57,396
Jeremy's very used to negotiating.
He's got clients worldwide.
499
00:33:57,438 --> 00:34:00,032
Don't you realize I'm trying to do my best here?
500
00:34:03,544 --> 00:34:06,138
Are you sure a cheese and pickle sandwich
is all you want?
501
00:34:06,180 --> 00:34:10,947
- There's some cold pheasant in the fridge.
- Cheese and pickle's perfect.
502
00:34:10,985 --> 00:34:12,646
I've made up a spare bedroom.
503
00:34:12,687 --> 00:34:16,316
The sofa's fine.
I doubt if anybody'll be back, anyway.
504
00:34:16,357 --> 00:34:20,157
There wasn't anyone else I could ask.
I couldn't face spending the night here alone.
505
00:34:20,194 --> 00:34:23,391
The white knight's here
with his trusty baseball bat.
506
00:34:25,666 --> 00:34:29,329
- I heard from Victoria.
- Yeah?
507
00:34:29,370 --> 00:34:31,736
Do you want to talk about it?
508
00:34:31,772 --> 00:34:33,763
No.
509
00:34:38,179 --> 00:34:40,613
Yeah, I get around.
Tahiti one week, L.A. The next.
510
00:34:40,648 --> 00:34:43,515
I go to Paris so often,
I've got a season ticket with Air France.
511
00:34:43,551 --> 00:34:46,349
So you get to meet a lot of the models,
then, do you?
512
00:34:46,387 --> 00:34:48,582
Some of my best friends are models, yes.
513
00:34:48,623 --> 00:34:52,719
- Where is he?
- He's probably in Rome or Helsinki.
514
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,092
He gets around, but he'll be here, don't worry.
515
00:34:55,129 --> 00:34:57,256
So, erm...
516
00:34:57,298 --> 00:35:00,358
So, what are they like in real life, then,
you know?
517
00:35:03,404 --> 00:35:06,601
Oh, hi, Lovejoy. Glad you showed.
Jeremy sends his love.
518
00:35:08,442 --> 00:35:09,431
His love?
519
00:35:09,477 --> 00:35:12,708
He wonders if you could pop up to town today
with Bucknall's medals?
520
00:35:12,747 --> 00:35:15,511
- Why can't he pop up here?
- He's really busy.
521
00:35:15,549 --> 00:35:17,449
He's off to Albania next week.
522
00:35:17,485 --> 00:35:19,976
It's dusty in here. You ought to get an ionizer.
523
00:35:20,021 --> 00:35:23,081
He's got a mega yogurt shoot on,
and he's up to here, right?
524
00:35:23,124 --> 00:35:24,887
Well, I'm up to here too.
525
00:35:24,925 --> 00:35:28,452
Well, I don't mind going. I'll go.
I mean, I'll take 'em down.
526
00:35:28,496 --> 00:35:32,694
And I'll navigate.
Otherwise he'll be away all month.
527
00:35:32,733 --> 00:35:36,794
Yeah, all right. Somehow I don't think
it's medals you've got in mind, though.
528
00:35:37,672 --> 00:35:40,971
Hi, Lucy, it's me. Listen, can you tell Jeremy
I'm on my way home?
529
00:35:41,008 --> 00:35:43,374
- Have you ever tried hair gel?
- I beg your pardon?
530
00:35:43,411 --> 00:35:46,972
You should. Yeah, tell him I'll check in
the minute I hit the North Circular.
531
00:35:47,014 --> 00:35:49,005
That's it. Lovely.
532
00:35:49,050 --> 00:35:51,041
Smile. Bigger smile.
533
00:35:51,085 --> 00:35:52,746
Great. Fantastic.
534
00:35:53,888 --> 00:35:56,948
Jesus! Where did we get her from?
Battersea Dogs Home?
535
00:35:58,092 --> 00:36:00,492
Jeremy Prince?
536
00:36:00,528 --> 00:36:04,259
- Lovejoy and associates.
- Oh, yeah. The guy with the fruit salad.
537
00:36:04,298 --> 00:36:06,027
- I beg your pardon?
- The gongs.
538
00:36:06,067 --> 00:36:08,058
- Hey?
- Bucknall's gongs.
539
00:36:08,102 --> 00:36:10,696
Come on, follow me.
540
00:36:10,738 --> 00:36:12,330
OK, everyone, take five.
541
00:36:12,373 --> 00:36:13,840
- Jeremy...
- Not now, darling.
542
00:36:13,874 --> 00:36:17,002
- What time are you going to use me?
- Excuse me, sweetie.
543
00:36:22,083 --> 00:36:25,814
- This is yours, I believe.
- Just stick it in the corner over there.
544
00:36:25,853 --> 00:36:28,651
And don't touch anything!
545
00:36:29,990 --> 00:36:32,481
Now, then, let's have a look at this lot.
546
00:36:32,526 --> 00:36:35,017
Everything's here? The named medal too?
547
00:36:35,062 --> 00:36:38,520
- There's also a Jolly Roger.
- No, thanks. I'm not into flags.
548
00:36:39,633 --> 00:36:43,034
- This is a bit tasteless, isn't it?
- Good God!
549
00:36:43,604 --> 00:36:46,573
- A V.C.
- It's only a repro.
550
00:36:46,607 --> 00:36:48,507
The real thing's locked in the bank.
551
00:36:48,542 --> 00:36:51,102
Now, then, this lot.
552
00:36:51,145 --> 00:36:53,079
Four and a half Ks. Cash.
553
00:36:53,114 --> 00:36:56,845
All right?
That's it, you cream off whatever you want.
554
00:36:56,884 --> 00:36:59,409
We'd still have to consult our client.
555
00:36:59,453 --> 00:37:02,320
- And who's your client?
- Bucknall's sister, Vera... Erm...
556
00:37:03,791 --> 00:37:05,952
Hi, guys. Where's Lovejoy?
557
00:37:05,993 --> 00:37:08,860
You mean neither of these blokes is Lovejoy?
558
00:37:08,896 --> 00:37:12,832
No, they're just the monkeys.
The organ grinder's stayed in the sticks.
559
00:37:12,867 --> 00:37:14,858
Then you can't negotiate, can you?
560
00:37:14,902 --> 00:37:17,894
Sorry, fellas, but this is really wasting my time.
561
00:37:19,306 --> 00:37:21,433
I wouldn't have let you in, had I known.
562
00:37:22,443 --> 00:37:26,243
- Give them some yogurts to take back.
- Oh, right. What flavor would you like?
563
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:28,714
Erm... Butterscotch, please.
564
00:37:30,818 --> 00:37:34,276
- What did you say that for?
- Cos I like butterscotch.
565
00:37:36,891 --> 00:37:39,291
(Lovejoy) This photographer
that Tinker spoke to,
566
00:37:39,326 --> 00:37:42,193
he offered four and a half grand.
567
00:37:43,697 --> 00:37:45,688
My goodness, Lovejoy!
568
00:37:47,101 --> 00:37:49,092
That is a lot, isn't it?
569
00:37:49,136 --> 00:37:51,934
Four and a half grand, you say?
Hey, that's great!
570
00:37:51,972 --> 00:37:55,339
I'm sorry, Vera, but we don't think
this photographer is worthy of them.
571
00:37:55,376 --> 00:37:58,038
But he's got the money.
572
00:37:58,078 --> 00:38:02,310
Don't you think we should take it
before he changes his mind?
573
00:38:02,349 --> 00:38:04,340
Listen, give me a little more time,
574
00:38:04,385 --> 00:38:09,379
and I think I might be able to get another buyer
and maybe get more money.
575
00:38:12,593 --> 00:38:14,584
What do you think, Harry?
576
00:38:15,563 --> 00:38:19,556
I think Lovejoy's right. I think
you should give him a wee bit more time.
577
00:38:21,836 --> 00:38:25,499
And a named medal.
The N.G.S. With a Palestine clasp.
578
00:38:25,539 --> 00:38:30,203
Yes, Mr. O'Neill, I've informed Jeremy Prince
but other collectors might like to have a crack.
579
00:38:30,244 --> 00:38:34,647
Yes, yes, I've spoken to him
and the Submarine Museum.
580
00:38:34,682 --> 00:38:37,776
Yep, yep, OK, thank you.
Thank you, Mr. O'Neill. Bye.
581
00:38:38,786 --> 00:38:41,152
He'll only go to four. Is that it?
582
00:38:41,188 --> 00:38:43,816
Yes, well, one of the numbers was out of order.
583
00:38:43,858 --> 00:38:46,691
- (Car door closing)
- Uh-oh!
584
00:38:46,727 --> 00:38:50,595
- Trick and Treat!
- Hi, Lovejoy. This is Jeremy Prince.
585
00:38:50,631 --> 00:38:53,395
- Hi.
- Hi, guys.
586
00:38:53,434 --> 00:38:55,629
- Tried the hair gel yet?
- (Splutters)
587
00:38:55,669 --> 00:38:58,832
Erm... No, I haven't.
I couldn't get any round here.
588
00:38:58,873 --> 00:39:01,341
That doesn't surprise me. I'll send you a tub.
589
00:39:01,375 --> 00:39:04,742
- I've come for Bucknall's medals.
- All the bids aren't in yet.
590
00:39:04,778 --> 00:39:07,906
- (Phone)
- They are now.
591
00:39:11,685 --> 00:39:16,884
- Iris, I can't talk now. He's wheeling.
- Bucknall's sister signed it. Here's the cash.
592
00:39:16,924 --> 00:39:18,414
- Bye.
- Subject to viewing.
593
00:39:19,527 --> 00:39:21,825
Get her on the phone, Tink.
594
00:39:21,862 --> 00:39:24,797
Why are you so interested in Bucknall's medals?
595
00:39:24,832 --> 00:39:27,130
I don't give a damn about Bucknall.
596
00:39:27,167 --> 00:39:31,604
I'm a naval medal collector. If they don't
belong to me, they belong to the competition.
597
00:39:31,639 --> 00:39:35,905
- There's no reply.
- Do you have a deep connection with the sea?
598
00:39:35,943 --> 00:39:39,344
The sea? None, I hate it.
Come on, Lovejoy, you're stalling.
599
00:39:39,380 --> 00:39:43,043
You've got the bill of sale. The medals
are as good as mine. Let's have them.
600
00:39:43,083 --> 00:39:45,347
I think we should check with our client first.
601
00:39:48,055 --> 00:39:50,717
Shouldn't be too difficult.
602
00:39:51,458 --> 00:39:54,018
- Vera. Nice to see you.
- Hello, Lovejoy.
603
00:39:54,061 --> 00:39:57,827
I tried calling you
but your phone was always engaged.
604
00:39:57,865 --> 00:40:00,197
I know.
605
00:40:00,234 --> 00:40:06,036
Mr. Prince showed me all the money
and promised that he'd never sell them.
606
00:40:06,874 --> 00:40:09,274
It's probably for the best, Vera.
607
00:40:09,310 --> 00:40:12,040
So, can we do the business or not?
608
00:40:12,079 --> 00:40:15,913
- Look, Lovejoy, I've come a long way.
- Eric, would you get the medals for Mr. Prince?
609
00:40:15,950 --> 00:40:18,578
Jeremy, would you give the money to Tinker,
so he can count it?
610
00:40:18,619 --> 00:40:24,615
Vera, come with me. I'm going to sit you down
and get you a nice glass of Pimm's.
611
00:40:24,658 --> 00:40:27,525
- Boss!
- Oh, Lovejoy, that would be very welcome.
612
00:40:27,561 --> 00:40:29,688
- They're not here.
- What?
613
00:40:29,730 --> 00:40:31,755
Someone's had the back of the safe off.
614
00:40:31,799 --> 00:40:34,597
They've chiseled through the back like butter.
615
00:40:35,603 --> 00:40:38,572
Trust you to buy a cheap safe, Lovejoy.
616
00:40:38,606 --> 00:40:42,633
The only chiseling that's been done around here
is by you bunch of crooks.
617
00:40:42,676 --> 00:40:45,873
- What's that supposed to mean?
- This is all a bloody con.
618
00:40:45,913 --> 00:40:48,143
They're robbing it themselves, Vera.
619
00:40:48,182 --> 00:40:51,379
They're just playing for time
until they can find some other punter.
620
00:40:51,418 --> 00:40:55,218
Hold on, Jeremy. We're not a charity,
our percentage just went out the back.
621
00:40:55,255 --> 00:40:57,849
- She knew where they were.
- Don't point, it's rude.
622
00:40:57,891 --> 00:41:00,291
- And she had the opportunity.
- Don't be ridiculous.
623
00:41:00,327 --> 00:41:03,125
- And put that finger away.
- Sorry.
624
00:41:03,163 --> 00:41:06,360
Keep your medals in a vault, don't you?
Never to see the light of day again.
625
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,834
Just between you and a flashlight?
626
00:41:10,237 --> 00:41:15,573
You know, you've got nice teeth. Say that again
and you'll be carrying 'em around in your wallet.
627
00:41:15,609 --> 00:41:19,443
Oh, yeah? And you're going to be eating
your next meal through a straw, mate.
628
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:22,347
- I can't talk. We're in a crisis here.
- Oh, yeah? Be careful.
629
00:41:22,383 --> 00:41:24,817
What about me?
630
00:41:24,852 --> 00:41:27,821
They were my brother's medals.
631
00:41:27,855 --> 00:41:30,551
Doesn't anybody care about me?
632
00:41:30,591 --> 00:41:34,857
Oh, Vera, it'll be all right.
633
00:41:35,796 --> 00:41:40,062
I'll get the police round
and I'll file a claim with the insurance.
634
00:41:44,605 --> 00:41:46,596
Janey!
635
00:41:47,274 --> 00:41:49,242
Janey!
636
00:41:49,276 --> 00:41:54,509
My insurance has run out
and I'm four and a half grand adrift.
637
00:41:54,548 --> 00:41:56,539
- Any idea who stole them?
- No.
638
00:41:59,019 --> 00:42:01,783
That's right.
A smart-looking Scotsman with a blazer.
639
00:42:01,822 --> 00:42:06,282
- Said he was in submarines in the war.
- Didn't catch his name, did you, Xanthe?
640
00:42:06,326 --> 00:42:08,794
Afraid not.
641
00:42:08,829 --> 00:42:14,131
There must have been eight or nine medals.
I told him to try the auction rooms.
642
00:42:14,168 --> 00:42:16,966
- When was this?
- This morning.
643
00:42:17,004 --> 00:42:23,034
- And they don't open till this afternoon.
- Xanthe, you are an absolute darling!
644
00:42:26,947 --> 00:42:29,916
- He went in a couple of minutes ago.
- Carrying a plastic bag.
645
00:42:29,950 --> 00:42:31,941
Yeah, old habits die hard, eh?
646
00:42:33,187 --> 00:42:35,917
That's the Atlantic Star, the Africa Star, the...
647
00:42:35,956 --> 00:42:37,947
- Peter!
- What's going on?
648
00:42:37,991 --> 00:42:41,950
Mr. Mackie here has been trying
to offload something that he shouldn't.
649
00:42:41,995 --> 00:42:44,793
- What are you talking about?
- I want to keep this in the family.
650
00:42:44,832 --> 00:42:48,290
- What the hell is going on here?
- These are not Buck's medals.
651
00:42:48,335 --> 00:42:51,532
Of course they're not Buck's medals.
They're my bloody medals.
652
00:42:51,572 --> 00:42:55,269
- Why are you trying to sell your medals?
- Think about it.
653
00:42:56,043 --> 00:42:59,274
I was trying to make up the difference
between what the museum can afford
654
00:42:59,313 --> 00:43:02,476
and that offer
from your bloody photographer pal.
655
00:43:02,516 --> 00:43:05,076
I wish you'd told us, Harry.
656
00:43:05,119 --> 00:43:08,282
Why'd I have to tell anybody? It was personal.
657
00:43:09,056 --> 00:43:11,286
It was between me and Buck.
658
00:43:12,292 --> 00:43:15,386
I owe that man a hell of a lot.
He spoke up for me in court once.
659
00:43:15,429 --> 00:43:20,765
I was definitely down for a ten-stretch,
but because of what he said, I only got five.
660
00:43:21,802 --> 00:43:25,329
But I did tell you about your bloody safe,
didn't I?
661
00:43:26,907 --> 00:43:32,573
Why don't we buy a set of odd medals
with no history and string 'em together?
662
00:43:32,613 --> 00:43:34,604
Definitely not a professional.
663
00:43:34,648 --> 00:43:38,846
I mean, he didnae try to open it.
He just attacked it wi' a blunt instrument.
664
00:43:38,886 --> 00:43:41,184
Old Pop-Off would make us up a citation.
665
00:43:41,221 --> 00:43:44,452
He'll make the Magna Carta for you
if you give him enough time.
666
00:43:44,491 --> 00:43:47,654
(Shouting in Italian)
667
00:43:49,663 --> 00:43:51,654
(Speaking Italian)
668
00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:56,962
- His name is Angel Trousers.
- Angel Trousers?
669
00:43:57,004 --> 00:44:02,374
I am a... (Speaking Italian)
670
00:44:03,210 --> 00:44:06,338
Uh... I am son of protectors
671
00:44:06,380 --> 00:44:10,009
of the glorious name
of II Duce Benito Mussolini.
672
00:44:11,718 --> 00:44:16,348
For fifty years we have, uh... Stronso.
673
00:44:16,390 --> 00:44:21,418
- (Speaking Italian)
- To search for.
674
00:44:21,461 --> 00:44:26,524
Yes, yes. We have-a search for this-a
Capitano Buckinallo and his...
675
00:44:27,835 --> 00:44:29,598
...equipaggio.
- Crew.
676
00:44:29,636 --> 00:44:33,299
(Conversing in Italian)
677
00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:35,672
(Speaking Italian)
678
00:44:36,643 --> 00:44:40,875
(Speaking Italian)
679
00:44:40,914 --> 00:44:43,815
(Conversing in Italian)
680
00:44:43,851 --> 00:44:47,218
We can sit down and lower our arms,
but no tricks.
681
00:44:49,122 --> 00:44:55,584
Allora... we search for this Capitano Buckinallo
and his crew of assassini.
682
00:44:55,629 --> 00:44:58,223
- Killers.
- Yes... Killers.
683
00:44:58,265 --> 00:45:00,460
These-a sinkers of Italian ships of war.
684
00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:04,231
My God, he's come to take revenge
because we sank the Michelangelo.
685
00:45:04,271 --> 00:45:05,966
Shut up, Harry. Keep quiet.
686
00:45:06,006 --> 00:45:09,339
- Till one day... (Speaking Italian)
- Si.
687
00:45:09,376 --> 00:45:11,606
I am-a sent-a this.
688
00:45:13,413 --> 00:45:15,711
Il Duce, with a man.
689
00:45:15,749 --> 00:45:21,187
This man... (Speaking Italian)
...was my father.
690
00:45:21,221 --> 00:45:23,655
- And-a this-a picture was-a took...
- Taken.
691
00:45:23,690 --> 00:45:26,784
Taken, grazie, at the Villa Valesso.
692
00:45:26,827 --> 00:45:33,562
- My father was... (Speaking Italian)
- Bodyguard.
693
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:38,037
Bodyguard of II Duce and of this beautiful villa,
694
00:45:38,071 --> 00:45:41,302
that was completely destroyed
by this capitano and his crew.
695
00:45:41,341 --> 00:45:44,708
That's a lie. The place was like a midden
when we arrived there.
696
00:45:44,745 --> 00:45:45,871
Shut up, Harry!
697
00:45:45,913 --> 00:45:48,780
If Angel Trousers says Captain Buckinallo
destroyed the villa,
698
00:45:48,815 --> 00:45:51,477
then Capitano Buckinallo destroyed the villa!
699
00:45:51,752 --> 00:45:53,743
I'm sorry, Trousers.
700
00:45:54,821 --> 00:45:59,451
- Capitano Buckinallo strike this... Scultura?
- Sculpture.
701
00:45:59,493 --> 00:46:02,223
Strike the sculpture of II Duce and mutilate it!
702
00:46:02,262 --> 00:46:06,722
Eh? Mutilate it! (Shouting in Italian)
703
00:46:07,968 --> 00:46:12,905
(Speaking Italian)... we have-a this sculpture.
704
00:46:12,940 --> 00:46:15,238
Yes, we have it!
705
00:46:15,275 --> 00:46:18,438
I am-a here for-a one thing.
706
00:46:18,478 --> 00:46:20,639
And-a one thing only.
707
00:46:25,786 --> 00:46:31,418
(Speaking Italian)
708
00:46:31,458 --> 00:46:36,395
To stick back onto the sculpture,
and make it whole again.
709
00:46:37,664 --> 00:46:41,930
He wants Mussolini's glorious and imperial nose.
710
00:46:44,938 --> 00:46:47,031
Mussolini's nose?
711
00:46:51,378 --> 00:46:55,474
Oh, that stone hooter
that was in Bucknall's belongings!
712
00:46:55,515 --> 00:46:57,506
Ah! Angelo!
713
00:46:59,553 --> 00:47:01,544
II "nazay"?
714
00:47:04,324 --> 00:47:06,315
(Speaking Italian)
715
00:47:08,395 --> 00:47:13,162
(Speaking Italian)
716
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:17,762
(Shouting in Italian)
717
00:47:17,804 --> 00:47:21,001
He's thanking God for finding the nose.
718
00:47:21,041 --> 00:47:23,771
If I had not-a find-a this nose,
719
00:47:24,678 --> 00:47:27,772
I throw these into the Mediterraneo.
720
00:47:30,350 --> 00:47:34,548
Now, I make-a you an offer you cannot refuse.
721
00:47:35,555 --> 00:47:37,682
- He don't do it as good as Brando.
- Sh.
722
00:47:37,724 --> 00:47:41,785
In this packet is five millioni lire.
723
00:47:41,828 --> 00:47:43,819
You take it or leave it.
724
00:47:43,864 --> 00:47:48,301
If you leave it, you all die. Every one of you.
725
00:47:49,236 --> 00:47:52,694
- I want... (Speaking Italian)
- A bill of sale.
726
00:47:53,707 --> 00:47:57,199
And... no retribution, eh?
727
00:47:57,677 --> 00:48:00,077
Nothing. Niente. Understand?
728
00:48:00,113 --> 00:48:03,742
Well, sure, it sounds good to me.
What about you fellas?
729
00:48:03,784 --> 00:48:05,945
- Great!
- Yeah. Yeah.
730
00:48:05,986 --> 00:48:09,979
- Five million lire. How much is that, Tink?
- About £2,400.
731
00:48:10,023 --> 00:48:13,151
Hey, that's just what we need
to make up the difference.
732
00:48:14,895 --> 00:48:19,559
Er... Janey, would you ask him if we can
sit down and do this like gentlemen?
733
00:48:19,599 --> 00:48:22,500
(Speaking Italian)
734
00:48:23,470 --> 00:48:25,631
(Speaking Italian)
735
00:48:25,672 --> 00:48:27,867
- (Creaking)
- Now...
736
00:48:27,908 --> 00:48:29,535
bill of sale.
737
00:48:32,479 --> 00:48:35,004
Freeze!
738
00:48:35,048 --> 00:48:37,482
The bloody thing's plastic.
739
00:48:41,321 --> 00:48:44,654
Sorry. I'm so sorry. I...
740
00:48:46,159 --> 00:48:49,686
I beg you forgive me. Please, no call the police.
741
00:48:51,531 --> 00:48:53,522
I beg you. I only wanted the nose.
742
00:48:53,567 --> 00:48:56,297
(Sobbing)
743
00:48:56,336 --> 00:48:58,167
Will you stop whimpering?
744
00:49:01,141 --> 00:49:04,406
- You want the nose, right?
- Sure, I do, per favore.
745
00:49:04,444 --> 00:49:06,435
Five million lire.
746
00:49:07,581 --> 00:49:11,381
Tell him it'll be another
two hundred and fifty quid for the safe.
747
00:49:11,418 --> 00:49:15,411
(Speaking Italian)
748
00:49:18,058 --> 00:49:19,855
You take credit cards?
749
00:49:22,629 --> 00:49:27,760
Courage is something that we never know
we have until the time comes.
750
00:49:27,801 --> 00:49:33,467
And those who have it in the first trial can never
be sure it will be there the second or third time.
751
00:49:33,507 --> 00:49:37,273
Captain Bucknall clearly passed this test
on every occasion.
752
00:49:37,310 --> 00:49:41,371
And the Submarine Museum
is very grateful to his sister, Mrs. Monkwell,
753
00:49:41,414 --> 00:49:44,247
for allowing us to purchase his medals.
754
00:49:44,284 --> 00:49:46,809
They will be displayed
among those of his peers,
755
00:49:46,853 --> 00:49:51,381
with all the prestige and prominence
they so rightly deserve. Thank you.
756
00:49:54,094 --> 00:49:58,155
Right, you three chaps. Fall in for the
photograph. In front of the case, there.
757
00:49:58,198 --> 00:50:01,190
Chop chop, chaps. Come on.
758
00:50:01,234 --> 00:50:03,225
Right, all yours, James.
759
00:50:05,772 --> 00:50:08,104
Hi, Jeremy, listen. Hang on a sec.
760
00:50:12,812 --> 00:50:16,077
There's a Conspicuous Gallantry medal,
a British Empire medal.
761
00:50:16,116 --> 00:50:19,210
There's a 1939-'45 Star. There's four stars in all.
762
00:50:19,252 --> 00:50:22,847
'39-'45 Atlantic, Africa, Italy
and then the Defence medal...
763
00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:25,790
- Excuse me, would you mind?
- Just a sec.
764
00:50:25,825 --> 00:50:28,521
I would just like to say goodbye.
765
00:50:28,562 --> 00:50:30,553
Goodbye.
766
00:50:33,700 --> 00:50:35,725
(Laughter)
767
00:50:35,775 --> 00:50:40,325
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