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Thank you!
Love you Blackpool!
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Don't laugh. These are my people,
they love me.
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Yeah, I can see it on your next
press release: Huge... in Blackpool.
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Has anyone shown you
their whippet yet?
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Nah, nothing' new in here,
just different accents.
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I wanna have a bit of a dance.
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I'm sure you'll cope on your own.
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Go on then, leave a girl all alone
with these strange men.
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Enjoy yourself.
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You've bloody pulled already
- Nah, course not.
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I know you.
- I just told ya, there's nothin' in here.
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Well behave yourself anyway.
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Smoke?
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Yeah.
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Where you been, in the club?
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No!
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Fuckin' boring anyway.
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Matt'
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Craig.
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No, I've never been in there.
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Right, but you are er... local?
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Yeah not far out, you on holiday?
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Kind of
Up here with my flatmate.
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Dirty weekend then?
- Nah, not yet.
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Is he in the club?
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Yeah, but he's a she.
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You like girls then do yer?
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Some. I don't shag 'em though
- Me neither.
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Do you work?
- A bit of this'n'that. And I fight- Bare-knuckle.
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Yeah?
- Yeah, for cash.
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Do you win?
- Course I fuckin' do!
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Excellent.
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You wanna come back then?
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Yeah.
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My copy got nicked
Great Album.
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The CD ain't got
"Midnight and You" on it.
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Oh God yeah, the guitar track is
great, the way it "stutters".
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Didn't think you'd be into that
stuff, had you down as a Technofreak.
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I like real music me,
none o' that duh, duh, duh shit!
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Techno's all right,
you just need a decent sound system.
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Yeah?
- Alright if I put this on?
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Yeah.
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Ta.
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Great, innit?
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I want my own club right,
I already run some one nighters
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...but when I get my own place I'm
having a space playing stuff like this
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Don't know why I told you that!
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What about you, what do you want?
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Don't know really.
Just want to be happy!
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Good answer.
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Do they play stuff
like this in the clubs?
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In a decent chill out room.
- That's where you all sit around bein' "cool"?
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Somethin' like that.
You ought to try it sometime.
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Maybe...
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Do you wanna go up?
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Yeah.
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You okay?
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Yeah...
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We don't have to do this you know.
- I'm alright!
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I want you to fuck me.
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You sure?
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Yeah, fuck me.
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These are crap.
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Come on man.
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You sure you want to do this?
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Just do it!
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Get the fuck off me! Jesus Christ!
You fuckin' bastard!
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Shit! Shit! Shit!
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Cool it Craig, I've stopped.
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Get out!
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Sure.
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You gonna be okay?
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Just go!
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I'm sorry...
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First time I've done it... Shit!
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Used a condom, didn't yer?
- Course...
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I shouldn't have fuckin' done it. Fuck!
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I'm out of here Craig, alright?
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If you want to get in touch sometime...
I don't know, if... when...
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I'm sorry Matt, sorry...
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Enjoyed that! Get yourself cleaned up
and I'll see you in the office.
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What the fucks got into you?!
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Piss off, Tony.
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Get that down ya.
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The victor comes to claim his spoils.
Come in Craig, come in.
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The boy done good, as they say.
Gonna have to find you someone tougher.
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What about Mickey Kendal?
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Nah black, yer see
the blood much better on white flesh.
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Terry Quinnell will be out soon.
- Fuck off man he's mental!
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You an' Quinnel a real crowd pleaser,
not even available on satellite.
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Nah man, no way.
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Your brother didn't seem to happy...
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No...
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Ignore him he doesn't appreciate your talents.
Come an' see me in a week.
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Okay. Thanks.
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Craig.
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Drink on me.
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Keep it. You're getting worse.
You should have stopped sooner.
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Just fightin'.
- The bloke could hardly move!
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Just don't come next time.
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One of these days you're not going to be
fighting some old al'kie twice your age.
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...you think Minto will give a toss when
you're a fuckin' wreck on the floor!
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It's easy money, alright!
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200 quid?
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Come for dinner Sals gonna do a roast.
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We got the carpet down,
it's lookin' really good.
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An' watch you playin' happy families!
Forget it!
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Sally really like you.
- Like fuck she does!
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Last time she broke into a sweat
each time I picked up me knife!
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For God's sake Craig,
what is your fuckin' problem?!
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I wanna help.
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How many times Tony? Leave it!
You sound like an old woman.
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Is it drugs?
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Well fuck you Craig! I won't be at the
next fight, I'll send a Hurst instead!
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Fuck you, Tony.
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Stick with that bunch of shit-heads an'
you'll be back inside before Christmas.
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Fuck you!
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I thought you were going to bed?
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Sorry, the TVwake yer?
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Thirsty. What's up?
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Nothin'.
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Still thinkin' about that bloke...
in Blackpool you know.
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Matty the caring gay boy, what could you
do? Some queen livin' his wank fantasy.
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Think about it, how many
gay bare knuckle fighters are there?
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You say you aren't a fag-hag?!
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You're the only gay boy I want. There's
more out there for your Rocky fantasies.
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So get yourself off to bed, an' dream
about gettin' my new single to No. 1.
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This is great this, you an' me
working together. - Yeah Jack.
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Minto thinks we'll be a good Team.
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Time for breakfast Fucker!
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Been dealing on our patch, little shit.
Come on Craig, you're gonna suffer boy.
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No please!
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Test his reflexes Craig!
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Come on Craig do him!
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No please, I was working for Wayne.
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Get a message to Wayne, but you're gonna
be crawlin' when you deliver it.
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Please no...
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Come on Craig, do him!
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No, no, please!
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Hello darlin' give us a snog!
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Causing trouble is he?
- What's it to you then darlin'?
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Any more of your lip an' you are out.
- She like this at home?
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Yeah great isn't it?
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It is fucking packed in there.
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When you going to get a bigger venue?
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I'm working on it girls,
I'm working on it.
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All right, Tel?
How are you Matt?
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Can I sit here?
- Can't see why not.
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That it then, you're not going to woo
us with your charm and repartee?
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Those eyes, gorgeous!
- I'd give him one!
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I would too!
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I'll tell you summut, it's nothin'
personal but I don't fancy girls.
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Not now, not ever.
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What? You gay then?
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Yeah! Great I've always wanted
to learn how to suck cock!
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Like you don't know how to!
- Shut up you!
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No Grant tonight?
- Nah.
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I like him.
- You shag him then.
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Given half a chance!
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I'm thinkin' about other things anyway.
- Surprise me, Kelvin's club?
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Yaeh.
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Just got to keep Kelvin sweet that's all
- Yeah, how sweet though?
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Well how much do you want it?
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I think I'll pass sucking him off.
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At least he'll never ask me to do that.
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You'd be surprised? Miss pouty lips
may never have to travel economy again!
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Matt!
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Fuckin' hell!
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Craig!
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How long you been there?
- A few hours, I'd nowhere else to go.
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How did you find me?
- Your card. You left it.
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Right, shit yeah.
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Oh this is Paula.
- Oh, shit yeah, alright Paula.
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Don't worry,
she don't play any instruments anyway.
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Come on then.
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I think I'm going to go to bed now,
behave yourselves.
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So, er... how are things then?
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Pretty shit- Sorry.
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Oh fuck, I can't believe I'm here.
- I bet.
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It's good to see yer.
- Is it a problem, me being here?
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No mate, it's cool.
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I felt bad leaving you in Blackpool.
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Did I scare you?
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No... not really.
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Bit shocked.
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I ain't that bad in bed!
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Knackered? Get some sleep yeah.
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And er, there's no problem
with you stoppin' here alright.
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No funny business...
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But I don't give up my bed so you're
on here or in with me, your choice.
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Sofa ta.
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Do you want something to help you sleep?
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Do you want a tamaza... a sleeping pill?
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Right, no thanks.
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See you later then.
- 'night.
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Alright then Mick, later yeah.
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We still meeting on Monday?
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Hello, good sleep?
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Bit hung-over.
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Yeah well... do you want a shower?
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Then we'll go for some food.
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Okay.
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You'll be wanting a towel.
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Bathrooms up there on the left, alright?
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4 all day breakfasts, 2 teas, 2 coffees?
- Yes please, Lucy darlin'
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You all slept then?
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Nah, just been chillin' at Luke's.
- Crashing after this, still with us guy?
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Fuckin' done anything going.
- Greedy bastard.
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So where'd you go last night Craig?
- Er, nowhere.
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Give him a chance,
he only just got here.
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Shit! You're that guy from Blackpool!
The fighter.
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You going to fight down here then?
- Nah, fuckin' Southerners are too soft.
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Bunch of wuss's kiddin' on they're tough
- Fuck off you Northern git!
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Oh yeah?
- Yeah!
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Oi, don't show us up in front of Craig,
he thinks I'm sophisticated innit!
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What's all this then, it's not like him?
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Remember Fabio?
- Massive tits?
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Yeah "Nipples from Naples".
- Died Thursday.
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His sister rang.
- Shit!
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Guy's had drugs for the pair of them.
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They never slept when he was down here.
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Too busy hanging off those tits.
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He had these suction cups, Graig.
Made his nipples so fuckin' massive.
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Sorry that all got a bit heavy in there.
- Nah man, it's all right.
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Never heard people talk like that
though... you know, about...
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Yeah, suppose it's pretty weird for you?
These days it's not all doom and gloom.
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Not with new drugs and stuff. Not before
time either, I'm an expert on funerals.
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Only been to me dad's.
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Matt, don't know how to put this,
but, are you like tested?
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Yeah I have, I go regularly as
it happens, I like to know where I'm at.
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And?
- Negative.
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More luck than anything else though.
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What do you mean?
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Well, slipped up in the past, y'know.
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I'll never have unsafe sex.
- Yeah, that's what we all say.
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Shit! It's got really serious hasn't it?
How about we go out tonight?
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To a club?
Will Terry and that lot be there?
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Yeah, good lads. Not what I expected...
- Oh yeah?
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Normal really, not even a bit of lippy.
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You cheeky sod,
wanting to borrow some was yer?
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'Ere, I've bin lookin' for you!
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Now you've found me!
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Matty go an' do your stuff. Me an' the
Blackpool Stud will See you at the bar.
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00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:28,622
You'll be okay?
- Course he will. Now lets show you off.
245
00:25:41,905 --> 00:25:44,260
All I ever got brought back from
Blackpool was a stick of rock!
246
00:25:44,465 --> 00:25:45,693
And it's still up your arse!
247
00:25:45,905 --> 00:25:46,974
That an' a number 11 bus!
248
00:25:47,185 --> 00:25:50,496
Jealousy, jealousy. Tell me Matt,
where did you find him?
249
00:25:50,866 --> 00:25:54,859
Fuck off Dave. Oh an' Daisy's looking
for you upstairs, got some coke.
250
00:25:56,906 --> 00:25:58,259
Works every time.
251
00:25:58,466 --> 00:26:01,220
Dirty Dave, big gob,
even bigger arse.
252
00:26:02,587 --> 00:26:03,576
There you go Paula.
253
00:26:04,307 --> 00:26:05,422
Only one?
254
00:26:05,627 --> 00:26:09,143
Yeah, I think I'll look after the rest.
What about you Craig?
255
00:26:09,428 --> 00:26:12,465
I'll just stick to beer thanks.
- Go on Craig, give it a go man!
256
00:26:13,068 --> 00:26:16,219
Give 'im an half, Matt.
- Half with me, I'll keep an eye on yer?
257
00:26:18,629 --> 00:26:19,778
All right then.
258
00:26:20,069 --> 00:26:22,947
Don't have any more beer though, yeah?
I'll get you some water.
259
00:27:56,679 --> 00:27:57,429
Oi, hold up...
260
00:27:57,639 --> 00:28:00,437
Where the fuck were yer?!
- Just went to get some drinks.
261
00:28:01,599 --> 00:28:03,988
Why didn't you take me?
- I only went to the bar!
262
00:28:04,199 --> 00:28:07,033
I Should never have come down!
This is stupid!
263
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,799
Fuckin' mental in there!
264
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,432
It's your first time on something.
I shouldn't have left you, I'm sorry!
265
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:16,758
You let me down man.
I've never been in somewhere like that!
266
00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:18,110
I thought I could rely on you.
267
00:28:18,321 --> 00:28:19,800
Yeah you can...
268
00:28:21,321 --> 00:28:23,118
What the fuck are you playing at now?!
269
00:28:23,401 --> 00:28:25,153
You want to be with me?
270
00:28:26,322 --> 00:28:28,313
Do yer?
- Yeah!
271
00:28:30,362 --> 00:28:32,159
Fucking prove it!
272
00:28:32,362 --> 00:28:34,592
Craig come on, this is stupid. Get out!
273
00:28:34,882 --> 00:28:36,555
Thought you wanted to be with me?
274
00:28:40,323 --> 00:28:43,474
Pathetic.
Come on, prove it!
275
00:29:04,686 --> 00:29:06,995
You've never nicked a car before then?
276
00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:08,795
No.
277
00:29:09,486 --> 00:29:11,363
Not even when you were a kid?
278
00:29:12,006 --> 00:29:14,396
Nah, I went out with dirty old men
who had their own cars.
279
00:29:14,967 --> 00:29:17,800
Die The ones that suck your dick at
the end of the beach have push-bikes.
280
00:29:18,327 --> 00:29:20,636
Bet they couldn't believe their
luck sucking you off.
281
00:29:20,847 --> 00:29:23,281
I don't know.
Just get fed up with my right arm.
282
00:29:23,487 --> 00:29:24,921
Yeah, tell me about it.
283
00:29:25,368 --> 00:29:28,804
Fuck off. You don't need to wank,
I bet your little black book's chocka.
284
00:29:29,248 --> 00:29:33,036
Yeah. With boys who smell the same,
dress the same, and shag the same.
285
00:29:34,929 --> 00:29:37,204
It's good one of us knows what to do.
286
00:29:37,849 --> 00:29:40,044
I really fucked up that night back home.
287
00:29:41,329 --> 00:29:43,126
First times always a disaster.
288
00:29:44,170 --> 00:29:47,287
Local park keeper had me in his shed.
I cried.
289
00:29:47,490 --> 00:29:48,605
Shit!
290
00:29:49,210 --> 00:29:52,202
He paid me a fiver to keep quiet, so I
went back each time I was short of cash.
291
00:29:54,571 --> 00:29:56,926
That was yer mum's house in Blackpool?
- Yeah.
292
00:29:57,531 --> 00:30:01,410
Before she went off with me sister to
Adelaide after me dad died.
293
00:30:02,531 --> 00:30:05,729
Pretty much on your own then?
- Well there's me brother Tony.
294
00:30:08,412 --> 00:30:10,721
What about you?
What's your sob story?
295
00:30:11,492 --> 00:30:14,087
Me! We're not all tortured souls.
296
00:30:15,493 --> 00:30:19,281
Got no time for that shit anyway.
Never look back.
297
00:30:20,613 --> 00:30:23,367
To the future 'ay!
- The future!
298
00:30:38,895 --> 00:30:40,089
Come on.
299
00:30:41,896 --> 00:30:43,249
Where now?!
300
00:30:46,096 --> 00:30:48,291
It's too fuckin' cold for a swim.
301
00:31:08,298 --> 00:31:09,447
Undress.
302
00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:27,136
What's your surname?
303
00:32:28,746 --> 00:32:31,215
Cullins. Why?
304
00:32:38,307 --> 00:32:40,060
So, what have you got for me today?
305
00:32:40,388 --> 00:32:42,424
Placenta of Peruvian Yak?
306
00:32:42,668 --> 00:32:45,626
Kelvin you know we get yours exclusively
from the aged donkey sanctuary.
307
00:32:47,068 --> 00:32:49,060
You speak to all your patients this way?
308
00:32:49,669 --> 00:32:53,059
Hardly, but then I don't go round to
their house, sit by their pool...
309
00:32:53,309 --> 00:32:57,143
...get coked off my head and end up in
bed with a24 year old called Roland.
310
00:32:58,830 --> 00:33:02,186
Hmmm Roland...
- Keep still a moment. Last one.
311
00:33:04,230 --> 00:33:05,629
There.
312
00:33:06,870 --> 00:33:08,782
Dead ringer for Tom Cruise again, huh?
313
00:33:09,231 --> 00:33:11,825
I'd settle for Mr. Magoo
and be grateful!
314
00:33:16,311 --> 00:33:18,826
Here you go babe,
and Kelvin wants a word.
315
00:33:19,032 --> 00:33:22,024
Ta. So good weekend then?
316
00:33:22,352 --> 00:33:27,028
Fab. This one couldn't keep up. Went
home just as things were hotting up.
317
00:33:27,792 --> 00:33:30,102
Alone was he?
- Well what do you think?
318
00:33:30,313 --> 00:33:35,341
Hey, I could have anybody last night I
just didn't feel like slummin' it okay?
319
00:33:35,553 --> 00:33:37,589
And certain people were
knocking back the double vodkas like...
320
00:33:37,834 --> 00:33:41,144
Come, come children. It's getting like
Patent Place in here. Gossip, gossip...
321
00:33:45,674 --> 00:33:47,392
I've signed this one.
Fax this one back.
322
00:33:49,355 --> 00:33:52,665
Matthew my boy,
come to daddy.
323
00:34:00,436 --> 00:34:01,789
So, how are we?
324
00:34:02,436 --> 00:34:03,755
What are you after?
325
00:34:05,516 --> 00:34:06,585
Little me?
326
00:34:08,717 --> 00:34:09,991
Take a look at this.
327
00:34:21,038 --> 00:34:23,677
I know we agreed not to involve you but,
328
00:34:24,958 --> 00:34:27,189
I think that they,
have something.
329
00:34:32,079 --> 00:34:35,071
I know about dance music,
this stuffs too mainstream for me.
330
00:34:35,359 --> 00:34:37,112
And Paula isn't mainstream I suppose?
331
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,278
She's different.
We've had some great Remixes.
332
00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:45,315
So you've given her some club cred,
but she's still mainstream!
333
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:49,833
At least Paula writes some of her stuff.
Can these tarts even hold a pen?
334
00:34:50,401 --> 00:34:52,869
Too busy sucking yours
and that fat producers dick.
335
00:34:57,202 --> 00:34:58,476
Very funny.
336
00:35:01,962 --> 00:35:03,156
What do you want me to do then?
337
00:35:07,123 --> 00:35:08,795
Help with the launch.
338
00:35:09,163 --> 00:35:10,994
Make this record top ten.
339
00:35:13,923 --> 00:35:17,633
If ZKC do the business I think they will,
we'll be laughing.
340
00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:23,278
You never know, I might even find some
extra cash to expand your club nights.
341
00:35:25,645 --> 00:35:31,595
And you could do a lot worse than
spend you time with three gorgeous guys.
342
00:35:34,565 --> 00:35:37,205
Come on then,
which ones got the biggest dick?
343
00:35:39,406 --> 00:35:41,681
Now, now. You know I never
mix business with pleasure.
344
00:35:43,166 --> 00:35:46,079
I seem to recall that Jamie's
was a bit of a schlong.?
345
00:35:48,287 --> 00:35:50,118
Yeah, I forgot you and he
had a bit of a thing.
346
00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:54,920
Hardly, just a couple of shags when he
was collecting glasses in The White Swan.
347
00:35:57,368 --> 00:35:59,120
Yeah, well it's a very impressive sight.
348
00:35:59,768 --> 00:36:02,123
Filthy, sad and sordid!
349
00:36:03,408 --> 00:36:05,081
You love me really.
350
00:36:06,449 --> 00:36:09,441
I am glad you mentioned my club nights,
coz er...
351
00:36:10,169 --> 00:36:11,841
I been doin' some thinking.
352
00:36:12,449 --> 00:36:13,963
Oh, steady on.
353
00:36:14,370 --> 00:36:20,718
I'm growing out of the one-nighters, so
how about a shot at running your club?
354
00:36:23,691 --> 00:36:26,603
Oh I see. Why take the carrot
when you can have the donkey, hey?
355
00:36:27,051 --> 00:36:30,600
I'm what that place needs and you know
how popular the one-nighters are.
356
00:36:31,251 --> 00:36:37,930
This new burst of self confidence, would
it have anything to do with that boy...
357
00:36:38,212 --> 00:36:42,046
you dragged kicking out of Dennys?
- Flying past on yer broomstick wos ya?
358
00:36:44,853 --> 00:36:45,842
Nothing to add?
359
00:36:48,453 --> 00:36:51,092
Well, my confessional is always open.
360
00:36:51,933 --> 00:36:53,492
I ain't puttin' my hand up your cassock!
361
00:36:54,334 --> 00:36:56,211
The club, Kelvin, the club?
362
00:37:06,615 --> 00:37:09,288
Obviously I'll have to give your
idea some consideration.
363
00:37:10,135 --> 00:37:17,247
In the mean time if you could help put
the finishing touches to ZKC's single
364
00:37:18,016 --> 00:37:20,928
...l'm sure it would carry
very much in your favour.
365
00:37:21,576 --> 00:37:22,930
It's not as if I've got a choice is it?
366
00:37:25,337 --> 00:37:28,090
Remind me, just how big is it?
367
00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:33,886
Are you serious?
- Yeah, 'course.
368
00:37:35,138 --> 00:37:38,448
It's my club, I'm going to choose
the fuckin' DJ's aren't I.
369
00:37:38,658 --> 00:37:42,288
I want a chill-out room with your sort
of music -But I know nothin' about...
370
00:37:42,499 --> 00:37:45,411
Terry will show you the ropes,
it's the sounds that matter.
371
00:37:45,619 --> 00:37:47,610
Well I'm not playin' any of
that hand-bag house crap!
372
00:37:47,819 --> 00:37:51,699
Like my music? Where the fuck have you
been Matt, the table was booked for 7.
373
00:37:52,660 --> 00:37:55,493
Must be hard for you trying to get me
into your busy schedule.
374
00:37:57,140 --> 00:38:00,052
Shit, I'm sorry P.
375
00:38:00,260 --> 00:38:04,140
Well they made me look like a right
prat on that bloody kids play programme.
376
00:38:04,341 --> 00:38:05,933
And I was gunged!
- No!
377
00:38:06,181 --> 00:38:11,096
Don't laugh. That silly cow Hazel sorted
it, thought I'd see the funny side!
378
00:38:12,222 --> 00:38:15,658
No permanent damage done!
- Well I still wish you'd been there.
379
00:38:15,862 --> 00:38:20,140
Aylon was there.
- He was wettin' himself laughing so much.
380
00:38:21,743 --> 00:38:24,621
Hold it. A bit of lippy on yer teeth.
381
00:38:25,503 --> 00:38:27,971
Always wondered what gunge tastes like.
382
00:38:28,183 --> 00:38:31,620
I should have brought you back a
doggy bag then.
383
00:38:32,024 --> 00:38:35,778
Don't forget the football Craig.
- Oh shit yeah!
384
00:38:36,944 --> 00:38:39,412
Ben N Jerry's in the freezer.
- Chunky-Monkey?
385
00:38:40,545 --> 00:38:42,934
Oh I love you!
386
00:38:52,506 --> 00:38:54,337
So er, when's the wedding?
387
00:38:54,546 --> 00:38:57,458
Why, want to be a bridesmaid again?
- Piss off!
388
00:39:03,227 --> 00:39:04,342
Oh shit, Kelvin called.
389
00:39:04,547 --> 00:39:07,345
You're supposed to be in Heaven
five minutes ago, PA's dropped out...
390
00:39:07,547 --> 00:39:11,507
an' ZKC are takin' their place.
- Now she tells me!
391
00:39:11,948 --> 00:39:16,021
Listen, if you take lover-boy with you,
you'll have to keep him on a short leash.
392
00:39:16,548 --> 00:39:19,460
No way, too soon for bloody Kelvin.
393
00:39:22,189 --> 00:39:25,704
Craig, I've got to go and watch this
group, you're alright aren't ya?
394
00:39:26,629 --> 00:39:29,189
They're really boring.
- Right now?
395
00:39:29,390 --> 00:39:32,348
Kelvin's been trying the mobile for ages.
396
00:39:33,070 --> 00:39:35,868
Oh yeah, you turned it off when we...
397
00:39:36,910 --> 00:39:40,506
Don't keep the old trout waiting.
- Okay, okay, see ya later then yeah.
398
00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:41,666
See ya.
399
00:39:41,871 --> 00:39:45,830
And if you find someone straight and half
decent, bring them back.
400
00:39:48,631 --> 00:39:50,862
You'd have no trouble pullin'
in Blackpool.
401
00:39:51,912 --> 00:39:55,382
I want quality, not quantity.
402
00:39:55,872 --> 00:39:59,661
Matt and me watch this sometimes,
give scores on the best legs.
403
00:39:59,873 --> 00:40:01,909
He's a legs man is he then?
404
00:40:02,113 --> 00:40:06,345
Depends on the month.
He has very diverse tastes.
405
00:40:06,553 --> 00:40:09,148
Typical serial shagger I suppose.
406
00:40:09,354 --> 00:40:11,390
So I'm his man of the month am I?
407
00:40:11,594 --> 00:40:16,827
Who knows. But two weeks and still
together, pretty good going for Matt.
408
00:40:18,435 --> 00:40:20,153
You know him a long time?
409
00:40:20,355 --> 00:40:24,030
About 5 years. Met him
when I was still a backing singer.
410
00:40:24,555 --> 00:40:26,546
He's got a good job hasn't he?
411
00:40:26,755 --> 00:40:30,715
Yeah, he loves it and he's going
to do very well for himself, provided...
412
00:40:39,677 --> 00:40:41,952
Look, I know you don't like me?
413
00:40:42,157 --> 00:40:44,955
No, I just don't want you fucking
things up for Matt.
414
00:40:45,157 --> 00:40:47,752
For you, you mean...
415
00:40:48,478 --> 00:40:52,710
I'm going to bed. Enjoy your football.
Got a photo shoot for Smash Hits tomorrow
416
00:40:52,918 --> 00:40:55,955
...got to get some beauty sleep.
- Telling me.
417
00:40:58,679 --> 00:41:03,469
Listen, me an' Matt were fine before you
came along. Just fine!
418
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:13,589
The best bit was, wiggling their
backsides at the end of every chorus.
419
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:14,670
Yeah, that'll all go though.
420
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:18,510
I tell ya, that Jamie could sell condoms
to a nun with the right direction.
421
00:41:18,721 --> 00:41:21,838
Don't forget that donkey dick,
'cos I won't.
422
00:41:22,961 --> 00:41:25,475
Grant...
- Very tasty...
423
00:41:25,681 --> 00:41:27,001
He's not tempted though, is he?
424
00:41:27,202 --> 00:41:30,353
Oh no, we've seen that look on your face
every time Gloria mentions lover boy.
425
00:41:30,562 --> 00:41:33,554
Shut up. Just finish your drink alright.
426
00:42:05,526 --> 00:42:08,996
Oh shit, did we wake ya?
- Yeah.
427
00:42:09,526 --> 00:42:13,678
Oh, Manchester United shorts. Do you
fancy Ryan Giggs? I think he's so sexy.
428
00:42:13,886 --> 00:42:17,596
Ah no, he's a real man he is, he only
watches football for the action.
429
00:42:20,447 --> 00:42:22,244
Just ignore the fashion victim mate.
430
00:42:22,447 --> 00:42:24,915
We were, er having a nightcap and got
a bit carried away.
431
00:42:25,128 --> 00:42:26,766
Come on, have one?
432
00:42:26,968 --> 00:42:29,482
I suppose that's fuckin' sugar
for your cocoa?
433
00:42:33,528 --> 00:42:36,168
Best leave him to cool off- Eh?
434
00:42:36,369 --> 00:42:39,406
I ain't in the mood for a fight.
- Chicken.
435
00:42:39,649 --> 00:42:42,004
Fancy another one before bed?
436
00:42:42,249 --> 00:42:44,365
This my line?
- Greedy cow!
437
00:42:53,490 --> 00:42:56,801
I embarrass you don't I?
- Come again?!
438
00:42:57,891 --> 00:43:00,280
That's why you didn't want me out
with you last night?
439
00:43:02,051 --> 00:43:04,930
You'd have been bored last night,
that's all.
440
00:43:05,132 --> 00:43:07,805
You sure?
- Sure!
441
00:43:11,132 --> 00:43:16,082
Me and Paula had words last night.
- Ignore her, she has words with everyone.
442
00:43:17,693 --> 00:43:20,002
Look, I'm sorry about the noise
and all that last night.
443
00:43:20,213 --> 00:43:22,773
Bet your mates think I'm a right square.
444
00:43:22,973 --> 00:43:28,446
Shut up. All my mates want to get you in
bed. Anyway, it's me whose to blame,
445
00:43:28,654 --> 00:43:30,292
I was bang out of order last night.
446
00:43:31,534 --> 00:43:33,491
Can't believe I slammed that
fucking door.
447
00:43:34,975 --> 00:43:35,964
Come here...
448
00:43:52,616 --> 00:43:54,767
I saw 'em having sex this morning.
449
00:43:57,417 --> 00:44:01,456
Come come, how much could you see through
a keyhole? -They left the door open.
450
00:44:02,057 --> 00:44:07,257
Lucky you. Maybe they wanted you to join
in and start your day the bisexual way!
451
00:44:09,018 --> 00:44:14,377
Probably making up after their tiff. He
never asked if I minded Craig moving in.
452
00:44:14,659 --> 00:44:18,732
He's had boys living there before?
- This one's growing roots.
453
00:44:19,219 --> 00:44:22,690
Yes well, the 'aye up' lads novelty
value will soon expire.
454
00:44:22,900 --> 00:44:26,609
I hope so, he's not as dumb
as he looks though!
455
00:44:27,100 --> 00:44:31,855
Believe me, it's infatuation. Matt's had
pretend rough trade in the past...
456
00:44:32,061 --> 00:44:34,177
now he thinks he's got the real thing.
457
00:44:34,501 --> 00:44:38,016
Tell me about it, he likes football and
he never puts the seat down on the loo!
458
00:44:39,101 --> 00:44:41,410
I hardly get any cuddles anymore.
459
00:44:43,542 --> 00:44:47,774
Oh yes, the joy of doing it with someone
who can't count past ten...
460
00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:51,014
...soon wears off though,
as I know only too well.
461
00:44:51,222 --> 00:44:53,942
Perhaps lover boy'll get home sick,
miss his black puddin'.
462
00:45:41,988 --> 00:45:44,297
Half the queens in there
only go to pick up.
463
00:45:44,508 --> 00:45:47,898
One bloke started eyeing me up,
fuckin' massive he was...
464
00:45:48,108 --> 00:45:51,499
He asked me to 'spot' him on the bench.
I couldn't believe how he spoke!
465
00:45:51,709 --> 00:45:53,267
Go on?
466
00:45:53,469 --> 00:45:56,825
Well, he was so camp, told me I'd look
good in lycra.
467
00:45:57,269 --> 00:45:59,578
Craig's met his first Muscle Mary.
468
00:45:59,789 --> 00:46:05,228
He had the body of Arnie,
but the voice ofJulian Clary.
469
00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:08,661
Just your average queen trying hard
to be something that he's not.
470
00:46:10,151 --> 00:46:13,109
Anyway give it another month and he'll
have you in full leather.
471
00:46:13,551 --> 00:46:18,067
Fancy the hard hat and tool box myself!
See I'm learning!
472
00:46:18,271 --> 00:46:22,550
Of course, you're being shagged by the
original Unbro queen.
473
00:46:22,752 --> 00:46:25,744
What the fuck did you tell him that for?!
- Don't start.
474
00:46:25,952 --> 00:46:28,261
Don't worry, no details were given.
475
00:46:29,393 --> 00:46:32,112
I've got to go to that meeting.
- Good idea.
476
00:46:32,313 --> 00:46:35,225
I need to get some work.
- What sort of work?
477
00:46:35,433 --> 00:46:37,389
In a bar. Summat like that, I dunno.
478
00:46:37,593 --> 00:46:41,382
I think you should spend time finding
your feet, I'll see you alright for cash?
479
00:46:41,594 --> 00:46:44,472
What about Adam?
- He ain't working there!
480
00:46:45,474 --> 00:46:47,385
Who's Adam?
- My other half.
481
00:46:47,634 --> 00:46:50,195
He runs a club in Stockwell,
Always looking for people.
482
00:46:50,395 --> 00:46:53,944
I've got to go.
It's a fucking dump that place!
483
00:46:54,155 --> 00:46:57,386
He hates anywhere South of the river.
- When can I meet him?
484
00:46:57,595 --> 00:46:59,746
This afternoon?
485
00:47:00,036 --> 00:47:01,754
A jobs a job where I come from.
486
00:47:01,956 --> 00:47:04,550
Too right! You see Matt's forgotten
what that's like.
487
00:47:19,678 --> 00:47:22,033
What's your problem.
- This guy tried to touch me up!
488
00:47:22,238 --> 00:47:25,071
Queer bastard, throw him out!
- Tell 'em honey.
489
00:47:25,398 --> 00:47:27,309
This is a gay bar lads.
490
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:32,070
Look, if you don't like it
why don't you leave?
491
00:47:32,359 --> 00:47:35,157
Don't let him get too close Dave,
I reckon he's a shirtlifter too.
492
00:47:35,759 --> 00:47:39,912
Yeah, looks like a right iron.
She your boyfriend is she?
493
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:41,872
Fucking shut it you!
- Why don't you...
494
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:45,317
Watch out, I think he's going to take
out his hankie and slap you with it.
495
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,796
Right, that's it, out!
- Let go of him you fuckin' queer!
496
00:47:59,082 --> 00:48:00,276
They're fighting over me you know!
497
00:48:21,404 --> 00:48:24,714
Hello... shit I didn't even know
he was starting tonight!
498
00:48:28,805 --> 00:48:33,321
I've got to go.
- Sounds like a bit of a domestic?
499
00:48:33,525 --> 00:48:36,359
Watch it Marjorie.
I'll be back, alright.
500
00:48:38,926 --> 00:48:42,714
They were mouthy bastards!
- They deserved a good kickin' did they?!
501
00:48:42,926 --> 00:48:44,484
They kept callin' me queer.
502
00:48:44,686 --> 00:48:48,475
For fucks sake Craig, that's what
you are, a queer! Just deal with it!
503
00:48:48,807 --> 00:48:51,367
That's it is it, deal with it!
504
00:48:51,967 --> 00:48:55,802
Got a magic wand hav' ya? Me comin' down
here don't mean everything's just sorted!
505
00:48:56,008 --> 00:48:58,476
Well carry on like that
and nothin' will get sorted!
506
00:48:58,688 --> 00:49:03,523
You just want the easy life. So should I
put the same crap up me nose as you?
507
00:49:06,849 --> 00:49:13,561
Back there all I wanted to do was lay one
on that limp wristed tosser. Fucking gays.
508
00:49:13,929 --> 00:49:16,398
It probably would have made his night.
509
00:49:16,610 --> 00:49:19,329
What the fuck are you on?!
510
00:49:20,770 --> 00:49:24,080
I just don't know where I'm at.
511
00:49:29,331 --> 00:49:33,324
Matt, I've got nobody else.
- Spare me the fucking sob story!
512
00:49:33,531 --> 00:49:37,923
I'll tell you what, beating up a bunch of
straight wankers is not the solution.
513
00:49:38,652 --> 00:49:43,168
So what is then, I'm not like you am I?
I can't just walk into some fancy job.
514
00:49:44,773 --> 00:49:47,606
Listen up Craig, I got that job from
sucking the right cocks, simple as that.
515
00:49:47,813 --> 00:49:51,169
But I'm good at it and I'm not gonna fuck
it up to be your nurse maid, understand?
516
00:49:55,694 --> 00:50:00,006
I'll help you get your shit sorted but it
ain't happening if you carry on like this.
517
00:50:01,014 --> 00:50:03,528
I know.
518
00:50:03,894 --> 00:50:06,773
You gotta keep control
and then you'll get used to things.
519
00:50:06,975 --> 00:50:09,250
I get impatient.
520
00:50:09,455 --> 00:50:13,494
I noticed.
Come here ya leary sod.
521
00:50:16,056 --> 00:50:18,047
We'll find you something to do alright?
522
00:50:18,256 --> 00:50:22,454
And I promise ya, the only
cock you'll have to suck is mine.
523
00:50:24,857 --> 00:50:27,371
Sorry lads.
This is Craig.
524
00:50:30,137 --> 00:50:32,446
Ah! The wanderer returns!
525
00:50:35,738 --> 00:50:37,535
Kelvin! I er, got called away.
526
00:50:37,738 --> 00:50:40,616
Good old Matthew,
the knight in shining armour
527
00:50:42,858 --> 00:50:46,534
Need I remind you that
we are on a very tight budget here.
528
00:50:46,739 --> 00:50:48,411
It'll get done okay.
529
00:50:50,699 --> 00:50:54,693
Of course I could always take Craig with
me if he's becoming a distraction.
530
00:50:54,900 --> 00:50:58,654
Craig's fine where he is,
look tomorrow Kelvin, yeah?
531
00:51:01,860 --> 00:51:06,173
The studio time wasted will come off
your next pay check.
532
00:51:07,421 --> 00:51:09,810
Craig, nice to have met you at last.
533
00:51:10,021 --> 00:51:14,891
I'd like to stay and chat, but I've
got something similar waiting in the car.
534
00:51:15,302 --> 00:51:18,658
Cigarettes probably burning a hole
in the upholstery as we speak.
535
00:51:19,062 --> 00:51:22,373
Still, we can get better acquainted
at my party on Saturday?
536
00:51:24,703 --> 00:51:26,739
Oh yeah, oaky?
537
00:51:29,103 --> 00:51:30,536
We'll be there.
538
00:51:33,744 --> 00:51:38,499
I want that tape on my desk at 9.30
tomorrow with a full explanation.
539
00:52:00,386 --> 00:52:03,982
Bit of a liability for someone who wants
his own club, having a boyfriend who...
540
00:52:04,187 --> 00:52:06,940
goes mad every time he sets foot in one.
541
00:52:07,507 --> 00:52:09,623
He ain't gonna do it again.
542
00:52:10,867 --> 00:52:14,224
And how are you going to keep him
occupied while your at work??
543
00:52:14,748 --> 00:52:17,899
Lock him up with a giant jigsaw puzzle
and a bunch of bananas??
544
00:52:18,548 --> 00:52:21,427
He'll get a job, alright!
545
00:52:21,629 --> 00:52:25,941
I'm going to make you a suggestion?
- He'd make a crap house boy.
546
00:52:26,669 --> 00:52:33,382
Mores the pity. No, I was thinking that
he can join the Northern research team...
547
00:52:33,590 --> 00:52:37,663
for Paula and ZKC's promotion.
Only for a couple of weeks.
548
00:52:38,350 --> 00:52:41,229
I thought you'd given all that up?
Didn't work last time.
549
00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:46,500
I've got a new system.
- So what would he do then?
550
00:52:50,272 --> 00:52:53,423
He can drive, can't he?
- Yeah?
551
00:52:55,712 --> 00:53:00,582
Don't you worry.
Just leave it to daddy.
552
00:53:16,594 --> 00:53:19,473
So you were expecting me?
- No.
553
00:53:20,355 --> 00:53:22,107
Matt's out.
- I know.
554
00:53:23,155 --> 00:53:26,306
He told me you were looking for a job,
I've got an idea, can I come in...
555
00:53:30,036 --> 00:53:31,754
Come on, I promise I won't touch!
556
00:53:35,916 --> 00:53:40,468
I've got a job and it's �250 a week
plus a car, are you interested?
557
00:53:40,677 --> 00:53:43,475
What's the catch?
- None at all.
558
00:53:43,677 --> 00:53:45,747
What would I have to do?
559
00:53:47,077 --> 00:53:49,546
Well, help me and Matt really.
- Yeah?
560
00:53:50,838 --> 00:53:55,593
Look, can we talk inside?
You can put a shirt on then...
561
00:53:56,238 --> 00:53:57,910
and stop my mind from wandering.
562
00:54:00,599 --> 00:54:02,954
You know it's not really research,
don't ya?
563
00:54:03,159 --> 00:54:06,868
At least I'm doing something useful.
- But you're not buying the singles, are ya?
564
00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:11,635
Don't worry, Kelvin gave me the full run
down, I'm just driving the buyers around.
565
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:16,675
New system...
Did he try it on this afternoon?
566
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:21,159
No. I didn't have me top on when he
arrived, he kept looking at me.
567
00:54:21,361 --> 00:54:23,670
Well that probably earned you an
extra 50 quid a week.
568
00:54:33,362 --> 00:54:36,957
Matthew, having fun?
- Yeah, thanks for asking us Kelvin.
569
00:54:38,003 --> 00:54:42,997
Steve and Jason from the press office are
inside, they need a word about the band.
570
00:54:43,923 --> 00:54:47,997
I'll look after Craig, don't worry.
- Behave yourself now, alright?
571
00:54:48,204 --> 00:54:49,557
Don't I always!
572
00:54:49,764 --> 00:54:52,153
If he tried to show you his tattoo,
leg it!
573
00:54:52,364 --> 00:54:54,116
Bitchy!
574
00:54:54,324 --> 00:54:57,158
Come on, come and mingle with daddy.
575
00:55:02,485 --> 00:55:05,636
Of course the dirty sod was raring
to go as usual!
576
00:55:05,845 --> 00:55:09,202
It was the doctors examination set up.
I was the patient and he was the evil doctor.
577
00:55:09,406 --> 00:55:11,636
I had everything up me and I mean everything.
578
00:55:11,926 --> 00:55:13,917
I couldn't move but it was great.
579
00:55:14,126 --> 00:55:15,639
I didn't know that he was gay!
- Oh yes!
580
00:55:17,687 --> 00:55:20,155
Don't you get scared with some big
geezer coming toward you?
581
00:55:20,367 --> 00:55:25,760
Nah, I just kick them in the stomach if I
have to. No rules in my kind of fight.
582
00:55:26,888 --> 00:55:31,803
Bunch of old tarts, anyone would think
that you'd seen a real man before!
583
00:55:39,689 --> 00:55:42,487
Have you seen Craig?
- No, babe.
584
00:55:43,009 --> 00:55:44,601
You know Kelvin's got him some work?
585
00:55:44,809 --> 00:55:47,882
I sorted the car out.
- Hope he's gonna be alright.
586
00:55:48,090 --> 00:55:50,365
Of course he's going to be alright!
587
00:55:50,570 --> 00:55:53,846
Suppose it'll give us a bit of space,
it's all happened a bit fast.
588
00:55:54,050 --> 00:55:58,044
It's about time you had a bit of passion...
- When do I have time for passion?
589
00:55:58,251 --> 00:56:02,881
You know what they say, all work and no
play makes Jack a dull boy.
590
00:56:03,131 --> 00:56:04,928
Alright Dave, you seen Craig?
- Out there...
591
00:56:05,131 --> 00:56:09,011
Providing Kelvin and his
cronies with wank fantasies.
592
00:56:10,732 --> 00:56:14,407
I don't wanna be Radio 2 record of the week!
593
00:56:15,133 --> 00:56:19,445
A little bit of success and they cut
you down the first chance they get!
594
00:56:26,574 --> 00:56:27,768
Matty!
- What?
595
00:56:27,974 --> 00:56:32,092
Die Look at this, tomorrows Sun!
They've printed my birth certificate!
596
00:56:32,294 --> 00:56:34,569
knew she wasn't 25!
597
00:56:36,535 --> 00:56:39,288
I'll get you a drink, yeah?
598
00:56:40,655 --> 00:56:43,453
Will you take me home, I can't stand it.
599
00:56:43,815 --> 00:56:46,376
I'll go an' get Craig alright.
600
00:56:46,656 --> 00:56:49,773
We're going to have to introduce you
to the finer things in life.
601
00:56:49,976 --> 00:56:52,570
Craig, I've got to take Paula home
she's... unwell.
602
00:56:52,776 --> 00:56:54,972
Don't be a party pooper,
he's having a good time!
603
00:56:55,177 --> 00:56:57,611
Yeah I am, it's great!
- You sure?
604
00:56:58,897 --> 00:57:01,969
Don't worry, I'll put him in a cab.
605
00:57:04,258 --> 00:57:06,488
Matty, year's I've waited for this!
606
00:57:06,698 --> 00:57:09,087
Okay, suppose I'll see you later yeah.
607
00:57:09,698 --> 00:57:11,768
Can't walk out on all this free beer, can I?
608
00:57:11,978 --> 00:57:14,254
Hey, Jamie. Come and meet Craig?
609
00:57:43,782 --> 00:57:45,738
Call me.
610
00:58:08,024 --> 00:58:10,663
Matt, got any Nurofen?
611
00:58:11,824 --> 00:58:15,374
Fucking Kelvin!
Craig didn't come back last night.
612
00:58:16,025 --> 00:58:19,097
Probably pulled... Joke!
613
00:58:20,465 --> 00:58:23,697
Just crashed out somewhere, hey?
614
00:58:25,386 --> 00:58:32,418
You pop out for Nurofen and I'll ring
round and see what happened to him. - Alright.
615
00:58:46,388 --> 00:58:51,463
Hi Matt are you there? It's me Craig, I'm
at Kelvin's, got to start work today...
616
00:58:51,869 --> 00:58:54,906
I've got to drive up to Leeds...
617
00:58:55,429 --> 00:58:57,738
I'll call later, sorry.
618
00:59:00,549 --> 00:59:03,826
At least going off now you won't have
to face 20 questions about last night.
619
00:59:04,030 --> 00:59:07,067
I just want to tell Matt it was all a
mistake, I just got totally out of it...
620
00:59:07,270 --> 00:59:10,387
I'm not even sure what happened!
- That's the oldest excuse in the book.
621
00:59:10,590 --> 00:59:12,741
But it's true...
622
00:59:12,951 --> 00:59:16,500
But he'll never buy it,
you're best off saying nothing...
623
00:59:16,711 --> 00:59:19,384
It'll all be forgotten
by the time you get back.
624
00:59:19,591 --> 00:59:21,264
I don't know...
625
00:59:21,712 --> 00:59:27,150
But I do, and I've been
at it a lot longer than you.
626
00:59:28,712 --> 00:59:31,989
Now, all the money you need is in here,
in cash.
627
00:59:32,793 --> 00:59:37,264
There's some half decent clothes in there,
Atlas is in the car, okay?
628
00:59:40,554 --> 00:59:44,183
It's a piece of piss,
come on I'll show you the car.
629
00:59:47,874 --> 00:59:52,505
Glroia's put you on the insurance,
there won't be any grief if you get stopped.
630
00:59:53,555 --> 00:59:57,230
I don't suppose you've ever driven
one of these, legally.
631
01:00:02,196 --> 01:00:04,835
Right, you'd best be off.
632
01:00:05,036 --> 01:00:09,234
The sooner you get to Leeds,
the sooner you can start work. Don't worry.
633
01:00:09,637 --> 01:00:14,313
I'll smooth it all out with Matt.
- Thanks Kelvin.
634
01:00:27,118 --> 01:00:30,509
You can't tell me it was necessary
for him to go off straight away!
635
01:00:30,719 --> 01:00:35,998
He was as happy as a boy with a new toy
when he drove off And very keen to start work
636
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:41,996
Not missing him already?
637
01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:46,557
Piss off! The meeting with ZKC went well.
638
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:53,077
Be sure to keep that Nigel's gob shut,
West Country accents don't sell records.
639
01:00:53,281 --> 01:00:58,071
His tits will though, anyway it's sorted.
Jamie will do most of the interviews.
640
01:00:58,281 --> 01:01:01,797
Ok. Right, so what do you think?
641
01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:03,960
Yeah, it's good.
642
01:01:05,962 --> 01:01:11,959
Luis faxed me last week,
wants to stay in Gran Canaria.
643
01:01:12,723 --> 01:01:20,438
He's hooked up with some young Latin hunk
and his new bar has become a goldmine.
644
01:01:21,564 --> 01:01:23,361
Right.
645
01:01:27,324 --> 01:01:29,395
I'll give you a six month trial period,
646
01:01:29,645 --> 01:01:32,682
But you'll still do
two days each week in the office.
647
01:01:33,005 --> 01:01:34,677
I could kiss you.
648
01:01:34,885 --> 01:01:37,923
I'll settle for a hug.
649
01:01:39,966 --> 01:01:47,760
There's just one proviso, you don't
start 'till after the awards ceremony...
650
01:01:47,967 --> 01:01:56,557
and ZKC's record is in the shops. I also
don't want any fuck ups on their TV debut.
651
01:01:57,648 --> 01:02:01,038
Come on, it's only a couple of weeks.
652
01:02:01,528 --> 01:02:03,837
Deal?
653
01:02:04,048 --> 01:02:05,401
yeah, deal.
654
01:02:05,608 --> 01:02:07,042
Thanks Kelvin.
655
01:02:07,249 --> 01:02:13,643
This calls for a drink. You know, I think
Luis would be looking to sell his shares...
656
01:02:21,650 --> 01:02:23,447
You okay, I fuckin' got the club!
657
01:02:24,010 --> 01:02:26,923
No shit that's great,
I'll call you back later.
658
01:03:49,539 --> 01:03:51,370
Matt, can you hear me?
659
01:03:56,980 --> 01:03:58,333
You didn't all go in together did yer?
660
01:03:58,540 --> 01:03:59,893
No, course not.
661
01:04:13,381 --> 01:04:17,455
Hi Paula it's Craig.
662
01:04:17,862 --> 01:04:20,330
Yes, I'll give him the message.
663
01:04:28,703 --> 01:04:31,615
Did anyone call?
- No.
664
01:04:32,623 --> 01:04:38,096
Can't get hold of Craig, and Kelvin hasn't
got any details in case he gets caught.
665
01:04:38,424 --> 01:04:41,814
Bet he's lovin' it, drivin' around in a
fast car. Simple things...
666
01:04:42,024 --> 01:04:44,141
Yeah alright you!
667
01:04:45,905 --> 01:04:48,783
Raided M&S got that marscopone sauce you like,
668
01:04:48,985 --> 01:04:52,375
chicken breast in red wine and fresh tagliatelle.
669
01:04:52,585 --> 01:04:56,181
Won't take long.
Matty I don't want to do the award show.
670
01:04:56,386 --> 01:05:01,335
Don't start that again, you're confirmed!
- Can't you unconfirm me!
671
01:05:03,947 --> 01:05:05,619
Unwell, I've got to sing, live!
672
01:05:07,067 --> 01:05:10,776
Kelvin wangled ZKC on by guaranteeing you, so
unless you break both yer legs you're on!
673
01:05:11,987 --> 01:05:15,663
We've got all of next week to get you in
shape, try giving the Charlie a rest.
674
01:05:15,868 --> 01:05:19,224
I will once it's over.
Oh Matty, don't be hard on me...
675
01:05:20,348 --> 01:05:22,817
I don't want to argue now, I want me tea!
676
01:05:23,029 --> 01:05:27,147
I'll cook if yo nip down the road
and get a bottle of something nice.
677
01:05:52,672 --> 01:05:55,630
Why don't you just
have them sitting on stools?
678
01:05:55,832 --> 01:05:59,142
Don't give up, Marcia.
- Ever the optimist ta-rah!
679
01:05:59,872 --> 01:06:02,182
I forgot me bag.
680
01:06:03,073 --> 01:06:07,032
Kelvin, got a number for that fella
I copped off with at your party?
681
01:06:08,633 --> 01:06:11,865
Remind me...
- I think he was from Blackpool?
682
01:06:12,074 --> 01:06:16,704
If Kelvin gives you his number, remind
him to give his boyfriend a call would ya?
683
01:06:18,074 --> 01:06:20,589
Shit, I didn't know...
684
01:06:21,515 --> 01:06:23,585
Neither did I.
685
01:06:28,395 --> 01:06:31,672
Morning babe.
686
01:06:31,996 --> 01:06:36,911
Do me a favour Gloria, if Craig
calls would you tell him I'm out.
687
01:06:37,316 --> 01:06:40,150
Of course, you two had a tiff?
688
01:06:41,397 --> 01:06:46,391
Not yet anyway. You know he copped
off with bloody Jamie at Kelvin's party!
689
01:06:47,237 --> 01:06:52,028
And how does that make you feel?
- Pissed off. It seems everyone else knew.
690
01:06:52,558 --> 01:06:54,992
You jealous?
- No...
691
01:06:55,198 --> 01:06:58,634
Shit yeah, I am jealous!
692
01:06:59,598 --> 01:07:00,952
That's the normal reaction.
693
01:07:01,159 --> 01:07:06,597
Not for me. If someone wants to play away
from home then I don't get upset.
694
01:07:07,559 --> 01:07:08,753
You going to talk to him about it?
695
01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:15,112
That means having to
talk about feelings...
696
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,195
Are you in love?
697
01:07:20,881 --> 01:07:26,194
Maybe... Shit, I do not need this right now
698
01:07:26,961 --> 01:07:29,078
Why don't you go and see him?
699
01:07:29,642 --> 01:07:36,195
I will, but I can't until the award shows
over can I? Kelvin would kill me.
700
01:08:02,325 --> 01:08:04,395
Matt mate, Paula's looking
for you downstairs.
701
01:08:04,605 --> 01:08:07,039
Of for fucks sake, I'll be back.
702
01:08:07,445 --> 01:08:10,438
...the liposuction, filled two bin liners!
703
01:08:10,646 --> 01:08:13,604
Glo, put out a call for Matt,
his bit of roughs arrived.
704
01:08:24,687 --> 01:08:26,518
What's going on?
705
01:08:28,088 --> 01:08:31,364
I found out about Jamie.
- Oh shit!
706
01:08:32,328 --> 01:08:34,603
I wish you'd told me,
not just run off.
707
01:08:34,808 --> 01:08:36,685
Well Kelvin thought...
708
01:08:40,089 --> 01:08:44,002
Listen I was pissed,
man y'know lwasn't even sure what happened.
709
01:08:46,489 --> 01:08:50,199
Really?
- Honest, I just woke up next to him...
710
01:08:58,211 --> 01:09:02,727
You know I thought I'd say the
wrong thing on the phone, get angry.
711
01:09:06,371 --> 01:09:08,124
Suppose I over reacted this time.
712
01:09:11,052 --> 01:09:13,008
You still like me then?
713
01:09:36,775 --> 01:09:38,527
Matt, you in there?
714
01:09:39,255 --> 01:09:43,373
Paula's locked herself in the
toilet now, we've lost her DAT!
715
01:09:43,575 --> 01:09:46,170
Kelvin's gonna go mad.
- I'll have to go.
716
01:09:46,376 --> 01:09:51,131
Kelvin can keep for a while.
- But I can't let Paula fuck up can I?
717
01:09:52,136 --> 01:09:53,694
Nah, course not.
718
01:09:53,896 --> 01:09:56,206
Have some of this, I'll be back.
719
01:10:02,457 --> 01:10:05,814
So come on then you old tart.
How did you swing it?
720
01:10:06,018 --> 01:10:07,167
Don't know what you're talking about.
721
01:10:07,378 --> 01:10:09,972
You know, getting those no marks on?
722
01:10:10,178 --> 01:10:14,969
I just convinced the powers that be
that they're the future of pop.
723
01:10:16,739 --> 01:10:20,175
Come on P, let me in.
- I can't go on, I'm stayin' here.
724
01:10:20,379 --> 01:10:23,655
Ok, Alright, but let me in, yeah?
725
01:10:33,660 --> 01:10:36,050
You know you can't stay in here P.
726
01:10:40,141 --> 01:10:43,019
Okay I know, just a couple of lines first?
727
01:10:43,221 --> 01:10:45,213
You devious bitch!
728
01:10:53,862 --> 01:10:56,821
ZKC are about to do their dress rehearsal.
- Shit!
729
01:11:05,264 --> 01:11:08,142
Ah, so you are here.
- I'm waiting for Matt.
730
01:11:08,624 --> 01:11:11,900
He's out putting Jamie and Co.
through their paces.
731
01:11:14,465 --> 01:11:18,299
I wanted to thank you for all the good
work you've done over the past few weeks
732
01:11:18,505 --> 01:11:20,461
...you did very well.
733
01:11:20,665 --> 01:11:22,417
Great.
734
01:11:25,266 --> 01:11:28,338
I'm afraid we won't be doing any more,
it's far too risky...
735
01:11:28,546 --> 01:11:34,065
and this live TV show will do more for
these two acts in five minutes, than your
736
01:11:34,267 --> 01:11:36,383
bunch of Northern Scallys can do in months.
737
01:11:36,587 --> 01:11:39,306
So no more work then?
738
01:11:39,667 --> 01:11:42,227
Not for the moment, but...
739
01:11:42,427 --> 01:11:45,818
if anything comes up I'll keep you in mind.
740
01:11:46,468 --> 01:11:48,698
Here's the balance of the money I owe you.
741
01:11:50,428 --> 01:11:53,819
Oh, and I'll need the car keys back.
742
01:11:54,389 --> 01:11:56,107
The car.
- Yeah the car.
743
01:12:02,269 --> 01:12:05,899
Oh and don't bother Matt today will you,
he's got rather a lot on.
744
01:12:17,751 --> 01:12:19,742
I'm on my way there now!
745
01:12:20,191 --> 01:12:22,262
This is good stuff.
746
01:12:22,952 --> 01:12:25,546
One more for luck?
- Yeah, go on then.
747
01:12:27,272 --> 01:12:30,344
Sure there's no hard feelings
about what happened with Craig?
748
01:12:31,512 --> 01:12:34,585
No, you weren't to know,
I give you the benefit of the doubt.
749
01:12:34,793 --> 01:12:38,342
I was only following me urges.
- You always follow your urges don't ya?
750
01:12:40,233 --> 01:12:43,863
Seems like old times though, dunnit?
- What?! We only shagged twice!
751
01:12:44,434 --> 01:12:47,506
They was good shags though.
- Yeah.
752
01:12:48,474 --> 01:12:52,309
Have you seen Matt?
- He's gone to ZKC's dressing room.
753
01:12:52,515 --> 01:12:53,504
Shit.
754
01:12:53,715 --> 01:12:56,593
"Hope it goes well Paula".
Thank you Craig for your concern!
755
01:12:56,795 --> 01:12:58,114
Yeah right, you stuck up cow.
756
01:12:59,115 --> 01:13:00,343
What did you say?
757
01:13:01,796 --> 01:13:03,752
You heard...
758
01:13:04,596 --> 01:13:07,474
I though we'd seen the last of you,
hoped you'd sell Kelvin's car...
759
01:13:07,676 --> 01:13:10,065
and run off to Costa del Sol
with the proceeds.
760
01:13:10,276 --> 01:13:11,676
I'm going to find Matt
761
01:13:11,877 --> 01:13:14,949
Hurry up, I know he's looking for a
DJ to headline at his club...
762
01:13:15,157 --> 01:13:17,830
and I'd hate for you to miss out Craig.
- You're pathetic.
763
01:13:18,317 --> 01:13:22,948
Me pathetic, do you really think
that he'd have you DJ at his club?
764
01:13:23,718 --> 01:13:27,108
It's his favourite chat up line and
er, do you wanna be in a pop video.
765
01:13:27,318 --> 01:13:28,148
Shut it!
766
01:13:28,358 --> 01:13:32,796
Are you threatening me? Cos if you
are I'll get security to throw you out.
767
01:13:32,999 --> 01:13:35,433
Or even better,
do us all a favour and piss off!
768
01:13:35,639 --> 01:13:37,630
I'm here to see Matt, alright!
769
01:13:38,479 --> 01:13:41,040
Have you asked yourself,
why he hasn't rung you lately?
770
01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:43,993
All Matt's bits of rough
have a sell by date you know.
771
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:46,556
You know coke still makes me randy.
772
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,036
Me too...
773
01:13:54,241 --> 01:13:56,596
Craig's here somewhere.
774
01:13:57,441 --> 01:14:00,912
Come on, a snog for old times sake.
...For good luck.
775
01:14:01,802 --> 01:14:03,872
He's never going to know.
776
01:14:11,643 --> 01:14:14,396
Shit!
- What the Fuck is it with you people!
777
01:14:16,963 --> 01:14:19,432
You, out now!
778
01:14:23,164 --> 01:14:25,439
You bastard!
779
01:14:26,964 --> 01:14:31,004
When I met you I thought I'd get away
from all the shit in me life.
780
01:14:31,205 --> 01:14:33,514
How fuckin' stupid was that!
781
01:14:38,565 --> 01:14:41,683
Here you are, Kelvin's gone ape-shit,
Paula's got the wrong DAT.
782
01:14:41,886 --> 01:14:44,275
Hang on.
- ZKC baseball caps or not?
783
01:14:44,486 --> 01:14:48,195
And Paula wants to go on after Boyzone.
- Aylon will you shut the fuck up!
784
01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:55,920
Craig
- Fuck off!
785
01:14:57,727 --> 01:14:59,366
Please Craig, please!
786
01:14:59,568 --> 01:15:02,844
Come on then, forget all this,
leave with me now!
787
01:15:03,048 --> 01:15:04,117
I've got to...
788
01:15:04,328 --> 01:15:06,603
You had to think about it didn't ya.
Fuck off back to your mates!
789
01:15:09,329 --> 01:15:13,607
You've no idea have yer,
no idea at all.
790
01:15:49,813 --> 01:15:54,648
Face it Matthew, you learnt a lesson the
hard way. He's more trouble than he's worth.
791
01:15:55,013 --> 01:15:59,132
Thank you Claire Rayner.
He was trouble though.
792
01:15:59,694 --> 01:16:03,209
Die You work comes first at the moment.
Especially with the club an' all.
793
01:16:03,414 --> 01:16:08,409
They'll be other boys, all with a
story to tell and an empty wallet.
794
01:16:09,895 --> 01:16:12,329
So speaks a bitter old shit.
795
01:16:12,535 --> 01:16:16,244
Correction.
A rich bitter old shit.
796
01:16:16,536 --> 01:16:20,006
Who gets to shag who I want,
when I want.
797
01:16:23,056 --> 01:16:26,333
Don't you ever want any love in your life?
798
01:16:26,777 --> 01:16:29,371
Love! It's bollocks!
799
01:16:29,737 --> 01:16:34,492
You weren't in love Matthew,
just excited by a new bit of rough.
800
01:16:36,018 --> 01:16:41,217
You and me, we're two of a kind. We
don't want love fucking things up do we?
801
01:16:43,738 --> 01:16:47,448
Here's to us.
- Yeah, to us.
802
01:16:49,779 --> 01:16:53,408
Here you are, just wanted to
say thanks for all your help Matt.
803
01:16:53,619 --> 01:16:56,896
No problem.
- No we're all really grateful.
804
01:16:57,100 --> 01:16:59,898
I know we've all been a bit slow an' that
- Cut the crap.
805
01:17:00,100 --> 01:17:03,615
Lets raid your mini bar.
- Be good to him, Jamie.
806
01:17:06,341 --> 01:17:09,219
I've taught him everything he knows.
807
01:17:09,901 --> 01:17:12,256
What's your name?
- Mike.
808
01:17:14,021 --> 01:17:17,856
Tell me Mike,
ever considered a singing career?
809
01:17:29,263 --> 01:17:31,333
I knew you wouldn't stay away long,
good to see you Craig.
810
01:17:35,184 --> 01:17:36,458
Drink?
811
01:17:46,185 --> 01:17:48,335
Got a proposition for ya.
812
01:17:52,025 --> 01:17:54,665
The boy comes back from the big city a man.
813
01:17:54,906 --> 01:17:57,374
If you're not interested...
814
01:17:57,586 --> 01:18:01,295
Sorry, sorry. Come on, talk to me.
815
01:18:07,667 --> 01:18:11,342
All right you, enoughs enough.
You can buy me a vodka.
816
01:18:11,547 --> 01:18:16,383
5 minutes. Just want to make sure I
haven't missed anyone off the invite list.
817
01:18:16,588 --> 01:18:21,264
Anyone important will blag their way in.
818
01:18:25,189 --> 01:18:26,827
Been waiting for you.
819
01:18:27,029 --> 01:18:30,465
I don't want to argue,
but what's this fight all about?
820
01:18:30,989 --> 01:18:34,824
I know the job fell through, but it's
not the best way to get over that girl.
821
01:18:35,790 --> 01:18:37,348
That girl you were living with.
822
01:18:37,550 --> 01:18:39,666
I rang that number of yours.
823
01:18:39,870 --> 01:18:42,065
I told ya only to use it in an emergency.
824
01:18:42,270 --> 01:18:44,865
She wouldn't talk to me anyway.
Did you break up?
825
01:18:45,071 --> 01:18:46,265
Oh leave it Tone...
826
01:18:46,511 --> 01:18:51,062
When you phoned from London it was like
you'd got yourself sorted.
827
01:18:51,271 --> 01:18:54,230
Now you're back you're just the same,
the same nothin'.
828
01:18:54,432 --> 01:18:55,421
Fighting's what I do...
829
01:18:55,632 --> 01:18:57,065
You weren't fighting in London were ya?
830
01:18:57,272 --> 01:18:59,069
Fuck off Tony!
831
01:19:02,152 --> 01:19:05,384
Does he know what he's doing?
- Thinks he does.
832
01:19:05,833 --> 01:19:12,706
It's up to him isn't it. Find Quinnell and
get that book started, I'm fine whatever!
833
01:19:40,276 --> 01:19:43,553
Paula, if Craig rang you would let
Matt know wouldn't you?
834
01:19:46,077 --> 01:19:47,829
I just didn't want to worry him.
835
01:19:48,037 --> 01:19:50,676
Craig's trouble anyway,
Blackpool's the best place for him.
836
01:19:50,877 --> 01:19:54,268
Paula, what are you playing at,
it's for Craig to decide, not you!
837
01:19:54,478 --> 01:19:57,993
You jealous bitch, I heard
you ranting at him at the awards show.
838
01:19:58,198 --> 01:20:00,632
Well at least I'm not hanging
round with people half my age...
839
01:20:00,838 --> 01:20:03,399
Clicking my dentures hoping for a snog!
840
01:20:03,599 --> 01:20:07,353
Just stop right there! I just wonder
why Matt has anything to do with you!
841
01:20:07,559 --> 01:20:11,189
And these are all my own!
842
01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:17,276
I deserved that.
843
01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:22,478
I've got to do another album in 6 months.
844
01:20:22,681 --> 01:20:25,798
Got to find 12 songs in 6 months!
845
01:20:26,481 --> 01:20:29,314
This albums got stuff
I worked on for years.
846
01:20:29,521 --> 01:20:33,276
Matt made it all possible,
choose the songs, sorted out the image.
847
01:20:33,802 --> 01:20:37,192
Helped his career an all you know.
We're good for each other!
848
01:20:37,402 --> 01:20:38,915
Craig's trouble...
849
01:20:39,122 --> 01:20:41,637
Listen sweetheart,
I can see your brain working.
850
01:21:00,605 --> 01:21:03,836
Earth calling Matt, you okay?
- Yeah.
851
01:21:04,245 --> 01:21:06,475
This place looks great.
852
01:21:07,485 --> 01:21:08,600
Craig would have loved all this.
853
01:21:08,805 --> 01:21:12,162
You still on about him,
all he seemed to do was punch people.
854
01:21:12,366 --> 01:21:13,924
A lot more to him than that.
- Yeah right
855
01:21:14,126 --> 01:21:18,039
Ah Matty you are here, you never
called me last night, where woz ya?
856
01:21:18,246 --> 01:21:19,646
And your mobile was switched off.
857
01:21:19,847 --> 01:21:27,322
Me stoppin' outs never bothered you before.
I had a call from Gloria. You had no right!
858
01:21:28,567 --> 01:21:32,356
"Matty, he'll be in London somewhere,
why don't you wait for him to call you."
859
01:21:32,928 --> 01:21:34,566
Why didn't you tell me?
860
01:21:34,768 --> 01:21:39,320
You had so much going on with this place.
Anyway it wasn't him, it was his brother.
861
01:21:39,529 --> 01:21:42,521
His brother? Is Craig in trouble?
862
01:21:43,169 --> 01:21:45,478
Probably under lock and key, hopefully.
863
01:21:48,770 --> 01:21:51,682
Matthew dear boy, I've brought you
a few extra decorations for tonight.
864
01:21:53,610 --> 01:21:56,078
Must say the place looks wonderful.
865
01:21:59,331 --> 01:22:01,481
I'm going up to Blackpool.
866
01:22:02,531 --> 01:22:04,647
Not my first choice of
holiday destination...
867
01:22:04,851 --> 01:22:08,811
but after tonight you deserve a break.
- I'm going now.
868
01:22:09,012 --> 01:22:11,082
Do you know how much fucking money
I've put into this place?
869
01:22:11,292 --> 01:22:13,283
I'm going.
- Wait!
870
01:22:14,732 --> 01:22:21,366
If you leave now, they'll be
nothing for you to come back to...
871
01:22:21,573 --> 01:22:25,532
No club, no job.
872
01:22:26,573 --> 01:22:30,852
Suits me fine. Can't believe
I ever wanted to be like you!
873
01:22:32,494 --> 01:22:36,203
Listen, you have put so
much work into this place.
874
01:22:36,414 --> 01:22:39,407
I've realised that there's
more important things.
875
01:22:39,615 --> 01:22:45,850
Don't make me laugh. Wait 'till your
wallets empty. Romance won't make you rich.
876
01:22:46,295 --> 01:22:49,413
You and me, we're a great team...
877
01:22:53,856 --> 01:22:56,495
You think everything's got a price.
- Yes.
878
01:22:56,697 --> 01:22:59,131
I was this close to believing ya!
879
01:22:59,337 --> 01:23:01,726
Go fuck yourself Kelvin!
880
01:23:01,937 --> 01:23:04,292
I frequently do...
881
01:23:04,817 --> 01:23:07,013
and I fucking enjoy it!
882
01:23:24,179 --> 01:23:28,219
Does Craig live here?
- Yeah, but he's not here.
883
01:23:29,300 --> 01:23:32,372
Don't know where he is.
- Right.
884
01:23:34,900 --> 01:23:39,497
Not Craig. Had a bit of a barney with
me girlfriend, I'm here till she calms down.
885
01:23:42,901 --> 01:23:46,451
Don't know what I should do now,
I've come up from London.
886
01:23:47,702 --> 01:23:50,614
London?
You'd better come in then.
887
01:23:56,863 --> 01:23:59,331
Fucking Hell!
888
01:23:59,543 --> 01:24:03,741
Shit! Fuck! Shit!
889
01:24:06,384 --> 01:24:09,217
I never even thought about it!
890
01:24:10,104 --> 01:24:12,060
Gay?
891
01:24:13,224 --> 01:24:15,580
So you and he were like...?
- Yeah.
892
01:24:16,185 --> 01:24:17,937
Shit!
893
01:24:18,145 --> 01:24:21,820
Oh for fucks sake he could a told me!
894
01:24:26,186 --> 01:24:28,097
Gay...
895
01:24:29,426 --> 01:24:32,259
I've been thinking all sorts...
896
01:24:34,066 --> 01:24:36,661
Look, I'll try and find out where he is...
897
01:24:36,867 --> 01:24:38,220
It never crossed me mind...
898
01:25:01,389 --> 01:25:02,868
What do you want?
899
01:25:03,069 --> 01:25:05,061
I've been looking everywhere.
900
01:25:07,190 --> 01:25:09,863
Matt's been here since yesterday.
- How come?!
901
01:25:10,230 --> 01:25:12,824
He's come to see you...
902
01:25:13,070 --> 01:25:15,141
We've been talkin'.
903
01:25:15,351 --> 01:25:17,785
You can't keep your fucking nose
out of my business!
904
01:25:17,991 --> 01:25:20,221
I know what's happened.
905
01:25:20,431 --> 01:25:22,820
It was all a big mistake.
906
01:25:23,192 --> 01:25:27,105
This fight ain't gonna help you Craig,
You've got nothing to prove.
907
01:25:27,312 --> 01:25:28,950
And I suppose Matt thinks
I'm doing it because of him!
908
01:25:29,232 --> 01:25:31,188
I want you to be happy.
909
01:25:31,392 --> 01:25:33,907
I don't care if it's with a lad or what.
- I'm not listening Tony...
910
01:25:34,873 --> 01:25:36,226
Matt's outside.
911
01:25:36,433 --> 01:25:39,982
For fucks sake Tony just go!
I'm not fighting to prove anything...
912
01:25:40,193 --> 01:25:42,309
or because of Matt.
913
01:25:42,513 --> 01:25:46,666
I know what I'm doing, alright?
So just fuck off will ya Tony.
914
01:25:57,915 --> 01:25:59,826
Maybe he'll talk to you after the fight.
915
01:26:00,035 --> 01:26:02,948
You'll have to wait here though,
they won't let you in.
916
01:26:03,156 --> 01:26:05,716
Look, if he don't want to talk to me,
maybe I should go.
917
01:26:05,916 --> 01:26:07,634
But you've come all this way!
918
01:26:09,316 --> 01:26:12,115
I think I might have left it too long.
919
01:26:12,917 --> 01:26:13,872
Wait here will ya.
920
01:26:19,717 --> 01:26:22,027
Come on boy, you're gonna fuckin' get it.
921
01:27:31,605 --> 01:27:33,755
Come on, Come on!
922
01:28:28,410 --> 01:28:31,403
Craig... oh shit!
923
01:28:32,971 --> 01:28:35,166
Can you hear me?
924
01:28:36,451 --> 01:28:37,486
Get Minto.
925
01:28:37,691 --> 01:28:40,001
Fuck! You'll be alright mate,
we'll get you to hospital.
926
01:28:40,212 --> 01:28:42,680
Get fuckin' Minto.
927
01:28:43,812 --> 01:28:46,610
Yer best result yet.
928
01:28:48,733 --> 01:28:50,246
Do you want some help
puttin' him in the car?
929
01:28:59,654 --> 01:29:01,884
Still not there yet, are yer?
930
01:29:02,094 --> 01:29:09,490
He bet against himself with his
London Cash, We've both done very nicely.
931
01:29:10,975 --> 01:29:13,489
Good work kid, take the week off.
932
01:29:16,175 --> 01:29:20,055
Come on, we're getting you to hospital.
- Get the fuckin' cash Tony.
933
01:29:32,017 --> 01:29:34,133
That's the last time I do that Tone.
934
01:29:34,817 --> 01:29:36,489
You'll be alright.
935
01:29:37,057 --> 01:29:38,377
Bloody hell Craig!
936
01:29:40,418 --> 01:29:44,252
You still want me in your pop videos now?
- Come on.
937
01:29:45,698 --> 01:29:47,610
What you doin' here anyway?
938
01:29:48,859 --> 01:29:50,895
I came to see you, didn't I.
939
01:29:52,459 --> 01:29:53,858
Took your fuckin' time!
940
01:29:55,059 --> 01:29:58,769
I know. Am I too late?
941
01:30:01,500 --> 01:30:05,573
Suppose we could give it another go,
and find out.
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