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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,560 Thank you! Love you Blackpool! 2 00:02:29,162 --> 00:02:32,154 Don't laugh. These are my people, they love me. 3 00:02:33,043 --> 00:02:36,956 Yeah, I can see it on your next press release: Huge... in Blackpool. 4 00:02:39,003 --> 00:02:40,322 Has anyone shown you their whippet yet? 5 00:02:40,523 --> 00:02:44,676 Nah, nothing' new in here, just different accents. 6 00:02:46,244 --> 00:02:47,996 I wanna have a bit of a dance. 7 00:02:48,564 --> 00:02:50,077 I'm sure you'll cope on your own. 8 00:02:51,124 --> 00:02:55,084 Go on then, leave a girl all alone with these strange men. 9 00:02:57,765 --> 00:02:59,801 Enjoy yourself. 10 00:03:01,605 --> 00:03:04,564 You've bloody pulled already - Nah, course not. 11 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:08,722 I know you. - I just told ya, there's nothin' in here. 12 00:03:08,926 --> 00:03:10,200 Well behave yourself anyway. 13 00:04:04,492 --> 00:04:06,448 Smoke? 14 00:04:06,652 --> 00:04:08,085 Yeah. 15 00:04:11,693 --> 00:04:13,968 Where you been, in the club? 16 00:04:14,173 --> 00:04:15,208 No! 17 00:04:15,413 --> 00:04:17,847 Fuckin' boring anyway. 18 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:20,203 Matt' 19 00:04:20,414 --> 00:04:21,927 Craig. 20 00:04:23,014 --> 00:04:25,369 No, I've never been in there. 21 00:04:25,574 --> 00:04:28,566 Right, but you are er... local? 22 00:04:29,414 --> 00:04:32,088 Yeah not far out, you on holiday? 23 00:04:32,695 --> 00:04:34,845 Kind of Up here with my flatmate. 24 00:04:35,495 --> 00:04:38,214 Dirty weekend then? - Nah, not yet. 25 00:04:38,415 --> 00:04:40,247 Is he in the club? 26 00:04:40,456 --> 00:04:42,731 Yeah, but he's a she. 27 00:04:43,656 --> 00:04:45,772 You like girls then do yer? 28 00:04:46,336 --> 00:04:50,774 Some. I don't shag 'em though - Me neither. 29 00:04:53,737 --> 00:05:00,257 Do you work? - A bit of this'n'that. And I fight- Bare-knuckle. 30 00:05:00,698 --> 00:05:02,928 Yeah? - Yeah, for cash. 31 00:05:04,058 --> 00:05:06,891 Do you win? - Course I fuckin' do! 32 00:05:07,498 --> 00:05:09,137 Excellent. 33 00:05:09,419 --> 00:05:11,774 You wanna come back then? 34 00:05:12,699 --> 00:05:13,609 Yeah. 35 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:27,051 My copy got nicked Great Album. 36 00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:28,780 The CD ain't got "Midnight and You" on it. 37 00:05:28,981 --> 00:05:33,497 Oh God yeah, the guitar track is great, the way it "stutters". 38 00:05:35,581 --> 00:05:38,733 Didn't think you'd be into that stuff, had you down as a Technofreak. 39 00:05:40,422 --> 00:05:43,653 I like real music me, none o' that duh, duh, duh shit! 40 00:05:43,862 --> 00:05:46,456 Techno's all right, you just need a decent sound system. 41 00:05:46,662 --> 00:05:48,733 Yeah? - Alright if I put this on? 42 00:05:48,943 --> 00:05:50,501 Yeah. 43 00:06:01,024 --> 00:06:02,343 Ta. 44 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:10,980 Great, innit? 45 00:06:16,385 --> 00:06:20,504 I want my own club right, I already run some one nighters 46 00:06:21,346 --> 00:06:25,862 ...but when I get my own place I'm having a space playing stuff like this 47 00:06:29,907 --> 00:06:32,819 Don't know why I told you that! 48 00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:36,179 What about you, what do you want? 49 00:06:36,467 --> 00:06:39,778 Don't know really. Just want to be happy! 50 00:06:40,228 --> 00:06:42,219 Good answer. 51 00:06:46,589 --> 00:06:48,659 Do they play stuff like this in the clubs? 52 00:06:50,069 --> 00:06:55,097 In a decent chill out room. - That's where you all sit around bein' "cool"? 53 00:06:55,629 --> 00:06:58,622 Somethin' like that. You ought to try it sometime. 54 00:06:59,550 --> 00:07:00,903 Maybe... 55 00:07:06,391 --> 00:07:08,507 Do you wanna go up? 56 00:07:09,631 --> 00:07:11,542 Yeah. 57 00:07:31,833 --> 00:07:33,630 You okay? 58 00:07:34,113 --> 00:07:35,945 Yeah... 59 00:07:36,154 --> 00:07:39,351 We don't have to do this you know. - I'm alright! 60 00:08:10,317 --> 00:08:12,956 I want you to fuck me. 61 00:08:13,237 --> 00:08:14,796 You sure? 62 00:08:14,998 --> 00:08:17,273 Yeah, fuck me. 63 00:08:20,558 --> 00:08:22,514 These are crap. 64 00:08:23,518 --> 00:08:25,555 Come on man. 65 00:08:32,199 --> 00:08:34,270 You sure you want to do this? 66 00:08:34,480 --> 00:08:37,313 Just do it! 67 00:08:49,281 --> 00:08:54,720 Get the fuck off me! Jesus Christ! You fuckin' bastard! 68 00:08:55,682 --> 00:08:58,196 Shit! Shit! Shit! 69 00:08:58,402 --> 00:09:01,997 Cool it Craig, I've stopped. 70 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:05,719 Get out! 71 00:09:06,243 --> 00:09:07,517 Sure. 72 00:09:09,043 --> 00:09:11,318 You gonna be okay? 73 00:09:11,603 --> 00:09:13,083 Just go! 74 00:09:13,764 --> 00:09:15,675 I'm sorry... 75 00:09:18,364 --> 00:09:21,515 First time I've done it... Shit! 76 00:09:22,164 --> 00:09:24,633 Used a condom, didn't yer? - Course... 77 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:28,323 I shouldn't have fuckin' done it. Fuck! 78 00:09:32,646 --> 00:09:35,114 I'm out of here Craig, alright? 79 00:09:35,646 --> 00:09:40,037 If you want to get in touch sometime... I don't know, if... when... 80 00:09:45,887 --> 00:09:47,525 I'm sorry Matt, sorry... 81 00:10:58,134 --> 00:11:01,889 Enjoyed that! Get yourself cleaned up and I'll see you in the office. 82 00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:06,933 What the fucks got into you?! 83 00:11:07,135 --> 00:11:09,091 Piss off, Tony. 84 00:11:16,056 --> 00:11:17,808 Get that down ya. 85 00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:24,890 The victor comes to claim his spoils. Come in Craig, come in. 86 00:11:25,297 --> 00:11:32,454 The boy done good, as they say. Gonna have to find you someone tougher. 87 00:11:32,778 --> 00:11:34,689 What about Mickey Kendal? 88 00:11:34,898 --> 00:11:37,810 Nah black, yer see the blood much better on white flesh. 89 00:11:38,018 --> 00:11:41,489 Terry Quinnell will be out soon. - Fuck off man he's mental! 90 00:11:41,699 --> 00:11:48,093 You an' Quinnel a real crowd pleaser, not even available on satellite. 91 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:52,811 Nah man, no way. 92 00:12:01,861 --> 00:12:04,694 Your brother didn't seem to happy... 93 00:12:04,901 --> 00:12:06,220 No... 94 00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:11,337 Ignore him he doesn't appreciate your talents. Come an' see me in a week. 95 00:12:11,982 --> 00:12:14,052 Okay. Thanks. 96 00:12:18,383 --> 00:12:19,702 Craig. 97 00:12:24,063 --> 00:12:25,496 Drink on me. 98 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:30,459 Keep it. You're getting worse. You should have stopped sooner. 99 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:34,181 Just fightin'. - The bloke could hardly move! 100 00:12:34,384 --> 00:12:35,942 Just don't come next time. 101 00:12:36,144 --> 00:12:39,740 One of these days you're not going to be fighting some old al'kie twice your age. 102 00:12:39,945 --> 00:12:42,743 ...you think Minto will give a toss when you're a fuckin' wreck on the floor! 103 00:12:42,945 --> 00:12:45,220 It's easy money, alright! 104 00:12:45,425 --> 00:12:47,495 200 quid? 105 00:12:49,426 --> 00:12:52,782 Come for dinner Sals gonna do a roast. 106 00:12:52,986 --> 00:12:55,500 We got the carpet down, it's lookin' really good. 107 00:12:55,706 --> 00:12:58,426 An' watch you playin' happy families! Forget it! 108 00:12:59,067 --> 00:13:01,456 Sally really like you. - Like fuck she does! 109 00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:04,101 Last time she broke into a sweat each time I picked up me knife! 110 00:13:04,307 --> 00:13:07,220 For God's sake Craig, what is your fuckin' problem?! 111 00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:11,585 I wanna help. 112 00:13:11,788 --> 00:13:16,578 How many times Tony? Leave it! You sound like an old woman. 113 00:13:17,109 --> 00:13:18,383 Is it drugs? 114 00:13:19,109 --> 00:13:23,625 Well fuck you Craig! I won't be at the next fight, I'll send a Hurst instead! 115 00:13:23,949 --> 00:13:25,064 Fuck you, Tony. 116 00:13:25,269 --> 00:13:28,023 Stick with that bunch of shit-heads an' you'll be back inside before Christmas. 117 00:13:28,230 --> 00:13:29,379 Fuck you! 118 00:13:34,510 --> 00:13:36,627 I thought you were going to bed? 119 00:13:38,071 --> 00:13:39,743 Sorry, the TVwake yer? 120 00:13:39,951 --> 00:13:43,660 Thirsty. What's up? 121 00:13:44,471 --> 00:13:45,790 Nothin'. 122 00:13:48,192 --> 00:13:50,752 Still thinkin' about that bloke... in Blackpool you know. 123 00:13:51,472 --> 00:13:59,903 Matty the caring gay boy, what could you do? Some queen livin' his wank fantasy. 124 00:14:00,713 --> 00:14:04,023 Think about it, how many gay bare knuckle fighters are there? 125 00:14:04,233 --> 00:14:06,225 You say you aren't a fag-hag?! 126 00:14:06,434 --> 00:14:11,462 You're the only gay boy I want. There's more out there for your Rocky fantasies. 127 00:14:11,674 --> 00:14:19,355 So get yourself off to bed, an' dream about gettin' my new single to No. 1. 128 00:14:31,356 --> 00:14:34,268 This is great this, you an' me working together. - Yeah Jack. 129 00:14:35,637 --> 00:14:37,593 Minto thinks we'll be a good Team. 130 00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:41,111 Time for breakfast Fucker! 131 00:14:43,357 --> 00:14:48,716 Been dealing on our patch, little shit. Come on Craig, you're gonna suffer boy. 132 00:14:49,358 --> 00:14:50,632 No please! 133 00:14:50,838 --> 00:14:52,749 Test his reflexes Craig! 134 00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,311 Come on Craig do him! 135 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,437 No please, I was working for Wayne. 136 00:14:56,639 --> 00:15:00,712 Get a message to Wayne, but you're gonna be crawlin' when you deliver it. 137 00:15:00,919 --> 00:15:02,591 Please no... 138 00:15:03,119 --> 00:15:04,917 Come on Craig, do him! 139 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:06,917 No, no, please! 140 00:15:31,322 --> 00:15:33,313 Hello darlin' give us a snog! 141 00:15:33,522 --> 00:15:35,673 Causing trouble is he? - What's it to you then darlin'? 142 00:15:35,883 --> 00:15:39,034 Any more of your lip an' you are out. - She like this at home? 143 00:15:39,243 --> 00:15:41,803 Yeah great isn't it? 144 00:15:42,003 --> 00:15:44,199 It is fucking packed in there. 145 00:15:44,404 --> 00:15:46,315 When you going to get a bigger venue? 146 00:15:46,524 --> 00:15:49,482 I'm working on it girls, I'm working on it. 147 00:15:56,125 --> 00:15:59,197 All right, Tel? How are you Matt? 148 00:16:34,489 --> 00:16:37,447 Can I sit here? - Can't see why not. 149 00:16:41,689 --> 00:16:46,286 That it then, you're not going to woo us with your charm and repartee? 150 00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:50,848 Those eyes, gorgeous! - I'd give him one! 151 00:16:51,050 --> 00:16:53,121 I would too! 152 00:16:54,771 --> 00:17:00,528 I'll tell you summut, it's nothin' personal but I don't fancy girls. 153 00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:04,411 Not now, not ever. 154 00:17:04,972 --> 00:17:07,042 What? You gay then? 155 00:17:07,252 --> 00:17:10,722 Yeah! Great I've always wanted to learn how to suck cock! 156 00:17:10,932 --> 00:17:13,288 Like you don't know how to! - Shut up you! 157 00:17:26,414 --> 00:17:29,087 No Grant tonight? - Nah. 158 00:17:29,694 --> 00:17:32,129 I like him. - You shag him then. 159 00:17:32,335 --> 00:17:34,929 Given half a chance! 160 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:38,372 I'm thinkin' about other things anyway. - Surprise me, Kelvin's club? 161 00:17:38,575 --> 00:17:39,894 Yaeh. 162 00:17:40,415 --> 00:17:44,011 Just got to keep Kelvin sweet that's all - Yeah, how sweet though? 163 00:17:44,616 --> 00:17:46,413 Well how much do you want it? 164 00:17:46,616 --> 00:17:48,846 I think I'll pass sucking him off. 165 00:17:49,056 --> 00:17:51,207 At least he'll never ask me to do that. 166 00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:55,933 You'd be surprised? Miss pouty lips may never have to travel economy again! 167 00:17:58,137 --> 00:17:59,206 Matt! 168 00:18:00,778 --> 00:18:02,655 Fuckin' hell! 169 00:18:03,058 --> 00:18:04,855 Craig! 170 00:18:06,138 --> 00:18:09,973 How long you been there? - A few hours, I'd nowhere else to go. 171 00:18:10,939 --> 00:18:13,612 How did you find me? - Your card. You left it. 172 00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:15,292 Right, shit yeah. 173 00:18:16,499 --> 00:18:19,890 Oh this is Paula. - Oh, shit yeah, alright Paula. 174 00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:27,011 Don't worry, she don't play any instruments anyway. 175 00:18:30,461 --> 00:18:31,894 Come on then. 176 00:18:45,022 --> 00:18:48,332 I think I'm going to go to bed now, behave yourselves. 177 00:18:50,503 --> 00:18:53,142 So, er... how are things then? 178 00:18:55,303 --> 00:18:56,577 Pretty shit- Sorry. 179 00:19:01,384 --> 00:19:04,296 Oh fuck, I can't believe I'm here. - I bet. 180 00:19:05,464 --> 00:19:09,140 It's good to see yer. - Is it a problem, me being here? 181 00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:11,138 No mate, it's cool. 182 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,182 I felt bad leaving you in Blackpool. 183 00:19:15,185 --> 00:19:17,016 Did I scare you? 184 00:19:18,906 --> 00:19:20,305 No... not really. 185 00:19:23,186 --> 00:19:24,983 Bit shocked. 186 00:19:25,586 --> 00:19:27,577 I ain't that bad in bed! 187 00:19:33,987 --> 00:19:36,979 Knackered? Get some sleep yeah. 188 00:19:39,668 --> 00:19:42,341 And er, there's no problem with you stoppin' here alright. 189 00:19:42,668 --> 00:19:43,737 No funny business... 190 00:19:45,428 --> 00:19:49,104 But I don't give up my bed so you're on here or in with me, your choice. 191 00:19:51,229 --> 00:19:52,821 Sofa ta. 192 00:20:11,271 --> 00:20:13,341 Do you want something to help you sleep? 193 00:20:14,271 --> 00:20:16,102 Do you want a tamaza... a sleeping pill? 194 00:20:17,392 --> 00:20:19,110 Right, no thanks. 195 00:20:20,832 --> 00:20:22,709 See you later then. - 'night. 196 00:21:12,997 --> 00:21:15,386 Alright then Mick, later yeah. 197 00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:18,036 We still meeting on Monday? 198 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:27,552 Hello, good sleep? 199 00:21:30,079 --> 00:21:31,512 Bit hung-over. 200 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,359 Yeah well... do you want a shower? 201 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,198 Then we'll go for some food. 202 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:42,835 Okay. 203 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,478 You'll be wanting a towel. 204 00:21:56,642 --> 00:21:58,121 Bathrooms up there on the left, alright? 205 00:22:28,045 --> 00:22:30,957 4 all day breakfasts, 2 teas, 2 coffees? - Yes please, Lucy darlin' 206 00:22:32,765 --> 00:22:34,040 You all slept then? 207 00:22:34,446 --> 00:22:38,121 Nah, just been chillin' at Luke's. - Crashing after this, still with us guy? 208 00:22:38,806 --> 00:22:40,956 Fuckin' done anything going. - Greedy bastard. 209 00:22:41,686 --> 00:22:45,123 So where'd you go last night Craig? - Er, nowhere. 210 00:22:46,207 --> 00:22:48,038 Give him a chance, he only just got here. 211 00:22:49,087 --> 00:22:52,045 Shit! You're that guy from Blackpool! The fighter. 212 00:22:52,527 --> 00:22:56,123 You going to fight down here then? - Nah, fuckin' Southerners are too soft. 213 00:22:56,408 --> 00:23:00,083 Bunch of wuss's kiddin' on they're tough - Fuck off you Northern git! 214 00:23:00,288 --> 00:23:01,277 Oh yeah? - Yeah! 215 00:23:01,488 --> 00:23:04,765 Oi, don't show us up in front of Craig, he thinks I'm sophisticated innit! 216 00:23:05,449 --> 00:23:07,758 What's all this then, it's not like him? 217 00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:10,563 Remember Fabio? - Massive tits? 218 00:23:10,849 --> 00:23:13,159 Yeah "Nipples from Naples". - Died Thursday. 219 00:23:13,370 --> 00:23:15,964 His sister rang. - Shit! 220 00:23:16,170 --> 00:23:18,081 Guy's had drugs for the pair of them. 221 00:23:18,450 --> 00:23:20,520 They never slept when he was down here. 222 00:23:20,890 --> 00:23:22,847 Too busy hanging off those tits. 223 00:23:24,011 --> 00:23:28,721 He had these suction cups, Graig. Made his nipples so fuckin' massive. 224 00:23:36,492 --> 00:23:39,564 Sorry that all got a bit heavy in there. - Nah man, it's all right. 225 00:23:40,732 --> 00:23:44,043 Never heard people talk like that though... you know, about... 226 00:23:45,333 --> 00:23:49,611 Yeah, suppose it's pretty weird for you? These days it's not all doom and gloom. 227 00:23:49,813 --> 00:23:54,444 Not with new drugs and stuff. Not before time either, I'm an expert on funerals. 228 00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,531 Only been to me dad's. 229 00:24:00,294 --> 00:24:03,765 Matt, don't know how to put this, but, are you like tested? 230 00:24:08,735 --> 00:24:11,967 Yeah I have, I go regularly as it happens, I like to know where I'm at. 231 00:24:12,736 --> 00:24:15,091 And? - Negative. 232 00:24:17,536 --> 00:24:19,288 More luck than anything else though. 233 00:24:20,216 --> 00:24:21,730 What do you mean? 234 00:24:22,017 --> 00:24:23,655 Well, slipped up in the past, y'know. 235 00:24:24,417 --> 00:24:27,250 I'll never have unsafe sex. - Yeah, that's what we all say. 236 00:24:28,857 --> 00:24:32,533 Shit! It's got really serious hasn't it? How about we go out tonight? 237 00:24:33,978 --> 00:24:37,368 To a club? Will Terry and that lot be there? 238 00:24:40,058 --> 00:24:43,051 Yeah, good lads. Not what I expected... - Oh yeah? 239 00:24:43,739 --> 00:24:46,048 Normal really, not even a bit of lippy. 240 00:24:46,539 --> 00:24:49,849 You cheeky sod, wanting to borrow some was yer? 241 00:25:17,582 --> 00:25:19,459 'Ere, I've bin lookin' for you! 242 00:25:19,703 --> 00:25:21,056 Now you've found me! 243 00:25:21,263 --> 00:25:25,734 Matty go an' do your stuff. Me an' the Blackpool Stud will See you at the bar. 244 00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:28,622 You'll be okay? - Course he will. Now lets show you off. 245 00:25:41,905 --> 00:25:44,260 All I ever got brought back from Blackpool was a stick of rock! 246 00:25:44,465 --> 00:25:45,693 And it's still up your arse! 247 00:25:45,905 --> 00:25:46,974 That an' a number 11 bus! 248 00:25:47,185 --> 00:25:50,496 Jealousy, jealousy. Tell me Matt, where did you find him? 249 00:25:50,866 --> 00:25:54,859 Fuck off Dave. Oh an' Daisy's looking for you upstairs, got some coke. 250 00:25:56,906 --> 00:25:58,259 Works every time. 251 00:25:58,466 --> 00:26:01,220 Dirty Dave, big gob, even bigger arse. 252 00:26:02,587 --> 00:26:03,576 There you go Paula. 253 00:26:04,307 --> 00:26:05,422 Only one? 254 00:26:05,627 --> 00:26:09,143 Yeah, I think I'll look after the rest. What about you Craig? 255 00:26:09,428 --> 00:26:12,465 I'll just stick to beer thanks. - Go on Craig, give it a go man! 256 00:26:13,068 --> 00:26:16,219 Give 'im an half, Matt. - Half with me, I'll keep an eye on yer? 257 00:26:18,629 --> 00:26:19,778 All right then. 258 00:26:20,069 --> 00:26:22,947 Don't have any more beer though, yeah? I'll get you some water. 259 00:27:56,679 --> 00:27:57,429 Oi, hold up... 260 00:27:57,639 --> 00:28:00,437 Where the fuck were yer?! - Just went to get some drinks. 261 00:28:01,599 --> 00:28:03,988 Why didn't you take me? - I only went to the bar! 262 00:28:04,199 --> 00:28:07,033 I Should never have come down! This is stupid! 263 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:09,799 Fuckin' mental in there! 264 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,432 It's your first time on something. I shouldn't have left you, I'm sorry! 265 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:16,758 You let me down man. I've never been in somewhere like that! 266 00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:18,110 I thought I could rely on you. 267 00:28:18,321 --> 00:28:19,800 Yeah you can... 268 00:28:21,321 --> 00:28:23,118 What the fuck are you playing at now?! 269 00:28:23,401 --> 00:28:25,153 You want to be with me? 270 00:28:26,322 --> 00:28:28,313 Do yer? - Yeah! 271 00:28:30,362 --> 00:28:32,159 Fucking prove it! 272 00:28:32,362 --> 00:28:34,592 Craig come on, this is stupid. Get out! 273 00:28:34,882 --> 00:28:36,555 Thought you wanted to be with me? 274 00:28:40,323 --> 00:28:43,474 Pathetic. Come on, prove it! 275 00:29:04,686 --> 00:29:06,995 You've never nicked a car before then? 276 00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:08,795 No. 277 00:29:09,486 --> 00:29:11,363 Not even when you were a kid? 278 00:29:12,006 --> 00:29:14,396 Nah, I went out with dirty old men who had their own cars. 279 00:29:14,967 --> 00:29:17,800 Die The ones that suck your dick at the end of the beach have push-bikes. 280 00:29:18,327 --> 00:29:20,636 Bet they couldn't believe their luck sucking you off. 281 00:29:20,847 --> 00:29:23,281 I don't know. Just get fed up with my right arm. 282 00:29:23,487 --> 00:29:24,921 Yeah, tell me about it. 283 00:29:25,368 --> 00:29:28,804 Fuck off. You don't need to wank, I bet your little black book's chocka. 284 00:29:29,248 --> 00:29:33,036 Yeah. With boys who smell the same, dress the same, and shag the same. 285 00:29:34,929 --> 00:29:37,204 It's good one of us knows what to do. 286 00:29:37,849 --> 00:29:40,044 I really fucked up that night back home. 287 00:29:41,329 --> 00:29:43,126 First times always a disaster. 288 00:29:44,170 --> 00:29:47,287 Local park keeper had me in his shed. I cried. 289 00:29:47,490 --> 00:29:48,605 Shit! 290 00:29:49,210 --> 00:29:52,202 He paid me a fiver to keep quiet, so I went back each time I was short of cash. 291 00:29:54,571 --> 00:29:56,926 That was yer mum's house in Blackpool? - Yeah. 292 00:29:57,531 --> 00:30:01,410 Before she went off with me sister to Adelaide after me dad died. 293 00:30:02,531 --> 00:30:05,729 Pretty much on your own then? - Well there's me brother Tony. 294 00:30:08,412 --> 00:30:10,721 What about you? What's your sob story? 295 00:30:11,492 --> 00:30:14,087 Me! We're not all tortured souls. 296 00:30:15,493 --> 00:30:19,281 Got no time for that shit anyway. Never look back. 297 00:30:20,613 --> 00:30:23,367 To the future 'ay! - The future! 298 00:30:38,895 --> 00:30:40,089 Come on. 299 00:30:41,896 --> 00:30:43,249 Where now?! 300 00:30:46,096 --> 00:30:48,291 It's too fuckin' cold for a swim. 301 00:31:08,298 --> 00:31:09,447 Undress. 302 00:32:24,986 --> 00:32:27,136 What's your surname? 303 00:32:28,746 --> 00:32:31,215 Cullins. Why? 304 00:32:38,307 --> 00:32:40,060 So, what have you got for me today? 305 00:32:40,388 --> 00:32:42,424 Placenta of Peruvian Yak? 306 00:32:42,668 --> 00:32:45,626 Kelvin you know we get yours exclusively from the aged donkey sanctuary. 307 00:32:47,068 --> 00:32:49,060 You speak to all your patients this way? 308 00:32:49,669 --> 00:32:53,059 Hardly, but then I don't go round to their house, sit by their pool... 309 00:32:53,309 --> 00:32:57,143 ...get coked off my head and end up in bed with a24 year old called Roland. 310 00:32:58,830 --> 00:33:02,186 Hmmm Roland... - Keep still a moment. Last one. 311 00:33:04,230 --> 00:33:05,629 There. 312 00:33:06,870 --> 00:33:08,782 Dead ringer for Tom Cruise again, huh? 313 00:33:09,231 --> 00:33:11,825 I'd settle for Mr. Magoo and be grateful! 314 00:33:16,311 --> 00:33:18,826 Here you go babe, and Kelvin wants a word. 315 00:33:19,032 --> 00:33:22,024 Ta. So good weekend then? 316 00:33:22,352 --> 00:33:27,028 Fab. This one couldn't keep up. Went home just as things were hotting up. 317 00:33:27,792 --> 00:33:30,102 Alone was he? - Well what do you think? 318 00:33:30,313 --> 00:33:35,341 Hey, I could have anybody last night I just didn't feel like slummin' it okay? 319 00:33:35,553 --> 00:33:37,589 And certain people were knocking back the double vodkas like... 320 00:33:37,834 --> 00:33:41,144 Come, come children. It's getting like Patent Place in here. Gossip, gossip... 321 00:33:45,674 --> 00:33:47,392 I've signed this one. Fax this one back. 322 00:33:49,355 --> 00:33:52,665 Matthew my boy, come to daddy. 323 00:34:00,436 --> 00:34:01,789 So, how are we? 324 00:34:02,436 --> 00:34:03,755 What are you after? 325 00:34:05,516 --> 00:34:06,585 Little me? 326 00:34:08,717 --> 00:34:09,991 Take a look at this. 327 00:34:21,038 --> 00:34:23,677 I know we agreed not to involve you but, 328 00:34:24,958 --> 00:34:27,189 I think that they, have something. 329 00:34:32,079 --> 00:34:35,071 I know about dance music, this stuffs too mainstream for me. 330 00:34:35,359 --> 00:34:37,112 And Paula isn't mainstream I suppose? 331 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,278 She's different. We've had some great Remixes. 332 00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:45,315 So you've given her some club cred, but she's still mainstream! 333 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:49,833 At least Paula writes some of her stuff. Can these tarts even hold a pen? 334 00:34:50,401 --> 00:34:52,869 Too busy sucking yours and that fat producers dick. 335 00:34:57,202 --> 00:34:58,476 Very funny. 336 00:35:01,962 --> 00:35:03,156 What do you want me to do then? 337 00:35:07,123 --> 00:35:08,795 Help with the launch. 338 00:35:09,163 --> 00:35:10,994 Make this record top ten. 339 00:35:13,923 --> 00:35:17,633 If ZKC do the business I think they will, we'll be laughing. 340 00:35:18,284 --> 00:35:23,278 You never know, I might even find some extra cash to expand your club nights. 341 00:35:25,645 --> 00:35:31,595 And you could do a lot worse than spend you time with three gorgeous guys. 342 00:35:34,565 --> 00:35:37,205 Come on then, which ones got the biggest dick? 343 00:35:39,406 --> 00:35:41,681 Now, now. You know I never mix business with pleasure. 344 00:35:43,166 --> 00:35:46,079 I seem to recall that Jamie's was a bit of a schlong.? 345 00:35:48,287 --> 00:35:50,118 Yeah, I forgot you and he had a bit of a thing. 346 00:35:50,607 --> 00:35:54,920 Hardly, just a couple of shags when he was collecting glasses in The White Swan. 347 00:35:57,368 --> 00:35:59,120 Yeah, well it's a very impressive sight. 348 00:35:59,768 --> 00:36:02,123 Filthy, sad and sordid! 349 00:36:03,408 --> 00:36:05,081 You love me really. 350 00:36:06,449 --> 00:36:09,441 I am glad you mentioned my club nights, coz er... 351 00:36:10,169 --> 00:36:11,841 I been doin' some thinking. 352 00:36:12,449 --> 00:36:13,963 Oh, steady on. 353 00:36:14,370 --> 00:36:20,718 I'm growing out of the one-nighters, so how about a shot at running your club? 354 00:36:23,691 --> 00:36:26,603 Oh I see. Why take the carrot when you can have the donkey, hey? 355 00:36:27,051 --> 00:36:30,600 I'm what that place needs and you know how popular the one-nighters are. 356 00:36:31,251 --> 00:36:37,930 This new burst of self confidence, would it have anything to do with that boy... 357 00:36:38,212 --> 00:36:42,046 you dragged kicking out of Dennys? - Flying past on yer broomstick wos ya? 358 00:36:44,853 --> 00:36:45,842 Nothing to add? 359 00:36:48,453 --> 00:36:51,092 Well, my confessional is always open. 360 00:36:51,933 --> 00:36:53,492 I ain't puttin' my hand up your cassock! 361 00:36:54,334 --> 00:36:56,211 The club, Kelvin, the club? 362 00:37:06,615 --> 00:37:09,288 Obviously I'll have to give your idea some consideration. 363 00:37:10,135 --> 00:37:17,247 In the mean time if you could help put the finishing touches to ZKC's single 364 00:37:18,016 --> 00:37:20,928 ...l'm sure it would carry very much in your favour. 365 00:37:21,576 --> 00:37:22,930 It's not as if I've got a choice is it? 366 00:37:25,337 --> 00:37:28,090 Remind me, just how big is it? 367 00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:33,886 Are you serious? - Yeah, 'course. 368 00:37:35,138 --> 00:37:38,448 It's my club, I'm going to choose the fuckin' DJ's aren't I. 369 00:37:38,658 --> 00:37:42,288 I want a chill-out room with your sort of music -But I know nothin' about... 370 00:37:42,499 --> 00:37:45,411 Terry will show you the ropes, it's the sounds that matter. 371 00:37:45,619 --> 00:37:47,610 Well I'm not playin' any of that hand-bag house crap! 372 00:37:47,819 --> 00:37:51,699 Like my music? Where the fuck have you been Matt, the table was booked for 7. 373 00:37:52,660 --> 00:37:55,493 Must be hard for you trying to get me into your busy schedule. 374 00:37:57,140 --> 00:38:00,052 Shit, I'm sorry P. 375 00:38:00,260 --> 00:38:04,140 Well they made me look like a right prat on that bloody kids play programme. 376 00:38:04,341 --> 00:38:05,933 And I was gunged! - No! 377 00:38:06,181 --> 00:38:11,096 Don't laugh. That silly cow Hazel sorted it, thought I'd see the funny side! 378 00:38:12,222 --> 00:38:15,658 No permanent damage done! - Well I still wish you'd been there. 379 00:38:15,862 --> 00:38:20,140 Aylon was there. - He was wettin' himself laughing so much. 380 00:38:21,743 --> 00:38:24,621 Hold it. A bit of lippy on yer teeth. 381 00:38:25,503 --> 00:38:27,971 Always wondered what gunge tastes like. 382 00:38:28,183 --> 00:38:31,620 I should have brought you back a doggy bag then. 383 00:38:32,024 --> 00:38:35,778 Don't forget the football Craig. - Oh shit yeah! 384 00:38:36,944 --> 00:38:39,412 Ben N Jerry's in the freezer. - Chunky-Monkey? 385 00:38:40,545 --> 00:38:42,934 Oh I love you! 386 00:38:52,506 --> 00:38:54,337 So er, when's the wedding? 387 00:38:54,546 --> 00:38:57,458 Why, want to be a bridesmaid again? - Piss off! 388 00:39:03,227 --> 00:39:04,342 Oh shit, Kelvin called. 389 00:39:04,547 --> 00:39:07,345 You're supposed to be in Heaven five minutes ago, PA's dropped out... 390 00:39:07,547 --> 00:39:11,507 an' ZKC are takin' their place. - Now she tells me! 391 00:39:11,948 --> 00:39:16,021 Listen, if you take lover-boy with you, you'll have to keep him on a short leash. 392 00:39:16,548 --> 00:39:19,460 No way, too soon for bloody Kelvin. 393 00:39:22,189 --> 00:39:25,704 Craig, I've got to go and watch this group, you're alright aren't ya? 394 00:39:26,629 --> 00:39:29,189 They're really boring. - Right now? 395 00:39:29,390 --> 00:39:32,348 Kelvin's been trying the mobile for ages. 396 00:39:33,070 --> 00:39:35,868 Oh yeah, you turned it off when we... 397 00:39:36,910 --> 00:39:40,506 Don't keep the old trout waiting. - Okay, okay, see ya later then yeah. 398 00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:41,666 See ya. 399 00:39:41,871 --> 00:39:45,830 And if you find someone straight and half decent, bring them back. 400 00:39:48,631 --> 00:39:50,862 You'd have no trouble pullin' in Blackpool. 401 00:39:51,912 --> 00:39:55,382 I want quality, not quantity. 402 00:39:55,872 --> 00:39:59,661 Matt and me watch this sometimes, give scores on the best legs. 403 00:39:59,873 --> 00:40:01,909 He's a legs man is he then? 404 00:40:02,113 --> 00:40:06,345 Depends on the month. He has very diverse tastes. 405 00:40:06,553 --> 00:40:09,148 Typical serial shagger I suppose. 406 00:40:09,354 --> 00:40:11,390 So I'm his man of the month am I? 407 00:40:11,594 --> 00:40:16,827 Who knows. But two weeks and still together, pretty good going for Matt. 408 00:40:18,435 --> 00:40:20,153 You know him a long time? 409 00:40:20,355 --> 00:40:24,030 About 5 years. Met him when I was still a backing singer. 410 00:40:24,555 --> 00:40:26,546 He's got a good job hasn't he? 411 00:40:26,755 --> 00:40:30,715 Yeah, he loves it and he's going to do very well for himself, provided... 412 00:40:39,677 --> 00:40:41,952 Look, I know you don't like me? 413 00:40:42,157 --> 00:40:44,955 No, I just don't want you fucking things up for Matt. 414 00:40:45,157 --> 00:40:47,752 For you, you mean... 415 00:40:48,478 --> 00:40:52,710 I'm going to bed. Enjoy your football. Got a photo shoot for Smash Hits tomorrow 416 00:40:52,918 --> 00:40:55,955 ...got to get some beauty sleep. - Telling me. 417 00:40:58,679 --> 00:41:03,469 Listen, me an' Matt were fine before you came along. Just fine! 418 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:13,589 The best bit was, wiggling their backsides at the end of every chorus. 419 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:14,670 Yeah, that'll all go though. 420 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:18,510 I tell ya, that Jamie could sell condoms to a nun with the right direction. 421 00:41:18,721 --> 00:41:21,838 Don't forget that donkey dick, 'cos I won't. 422 00:41:22,961 --> 00:41:25,475 Grant... - Very tasty... 423 00:41:25,681 --> 00:41:27,001 He's not tempted though, is he? 424 00:41:27,202 --> 00:41:30,353 Oh no, we've seen that look on your face every time Gloria mentions lover boy. 425 00:41:30,562 --> 00:41:33,554 Shut up. Just finish your drink alright. 426 00:42:05,526 --> 00:42:08,996 Oh shit, did we wake ya? - Yeah. 427 00:42:09,526 --> 00:42:13,678 Oh, Manchester United shorts. Do you fancy Ryan Giggs? I think he's so sexy. 428 00:42:13,886 --> 00:42:17,596 Ah no, he's a real man he is, he only watches football for the action. 429 00:42:20,447 --> 00:42:22,244 Just ignore the fashion victim mate. 430 00:42:22,447 --> 00:42:24,915 We were, er having a nightcap and got a bit carried away. 431 00:42:25,128 --> 00:42:26,766 Come on, have one? 432 00:42:26,968 --> 00:42:29,482 I suppose that's fuckin' sugar for your cocoa? 433 00:42:33,528 --> 00:42:36,168 Best leave him to cool off- Eh? 434 00:42:36,369 --> 00:42:39,406 I ain't in the mood for a fight. - Chicken. 435 00:42:39,649 --> 00:42:42,004 Fancy another one before bed? 436 00:42:42,249 --> 00:42:44,365 This my line? - Greedy cow! 437 00:42:53,490 --> 00:42:56,801 I embarrass you don't I? - Come again?! 438 00:42:57,891 --> 00:43:00,280 That's why you didn't want me out with you last night? 439 00:43:02,051 --> 00:43:04,930 You'd have been bored last night, that's all. 440 00:43:05,132 --> 00:43:07,805 You sure? - Sure! 441 00:43:11,132 --> 00:43:16,082 Me and Paula had words last night. - Ignore her, she has words with everyone. 442 00:43:17,693 --> 00:43:20,002 Look, I'm sorry about the noise and all that last night. 443 00:43:20,213 --> 00:43:22,773 Bet your mates think I'm a right square. 444 00:43:22,973 --> 00:43:28,446 Shut up. All my mates want to get you in bed. Anyway, it's me whose to blame, 445 00:43:28,654 --> 00:43:30,292 I was bang out of order last night. 446 00:43:31,534 --> 00:43:33,491 Can't believe I slammed that fucking door. 447 00:43:34,975 --> 00:43:35,964 Come here... 448 00:43:52,616 --> 00:43:54,767 I saw 'em having sex this morning. 449 00:43:57,417 --> 00:44:01,456 Come come, how much could you see through a keyhole? -They left the door open. 450 00:44:02,057 --> 00:44:07,257 Lucky you. Maybe they wanted you to join in and start your day the bisexual way! 451 00:44:09,018 --> 00:44:14,377 Probably making up after their tiff. He never asked if I minded Craig moving in. 452 00:44:14,659 --> 00:44:18,732 He's had boys living there before? - This one's growing roots. 453 00:44:19,219 --> 00:44:22,690 Yes well, the 'aye up' lads novelty value will soon expire. 454 00:44:22,900 --> 00:44:26,609 I hope so, he's not as dumb as he looks though! 455 00:44:27,100 --> 00:44:31,855 Believe me, it's infatuation. Matt's had pretend rough trade in the past... 456 00:44:32,061 --> 00:44:34,177 now he thinks he's got the real thing. 457 00:44:34,501 --> 00:44:38,016 Tell me about it, he likes football and he never puts the seat down on the loo! 458 00:44:39,101 --> 00:44:41,410 I hardly get any cuddles anymore. 459 00:44:43,542 --> 00:44:47,774 Oh yes, the joy of doing it with someone who can't count past ten... 460 00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:51,014 ...soon wears off though, as I know only too well. 461 00:44:51,222 --> 00:44:53,942 Perhaps lover boy'll get home sick, miss his black puddin'. 462 00:45:41,988 --> 00:45:44,297 Half the queens in there only go to pick up. 463 00:45:44,508 --> 00:45:47,898 One bloke started eyeing me up, fuckin' massive he was... 464 00:45:48,108 --> 00:45:51,499 He asked me to 'spot' him on the bench. I couldn't believe how he spoke! 465 00:45:51,709 --> 00:45:53,267 Go on? 466 00:45:53,469 --> 00:45:56,825 Well, he was so camp, told me I'd look good in lycra. 467 00:45:57,269 --> 00:45:59,578 Craig's met his first Muscle Mary. 468 00:45:59,789 --> 00:46:05,228 He had the body of Arnie, but the voice ofJulian Clary. 469 00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:08,661 Just your average queen trying hard to be something that he's not. 470 00:46:10,151 --> 00:46:13,109 Anyway give it another month and he'll have you in full leather. 471 00:46:13,551 --> 00:46:18,067 Fancy the hard hat and tool box myself! See I'm learning! 472 00:46:18,271 --> 00:46:22,550 Of course, you're being shagged by the original Unbro queen. 473 00:46:22,752 --> 00:46:25,744 What the fuck did you tell him that for?! - Don't start. 474 00:46:25,952 --> 00:46:28,261 Don't worry, no details were given. 475 00:46:29,393 --> 00:46:32,112 I've got to go to that meeting. - Good idea. 476 00:46:32,313 --> 00:46:35,225 I need to get some work. - What sort of work? 477 00:46:35,433 --> 00:46:37,389 In a bar. Summat like that, I dunno. 478 00:46:37,593 --> 00:46:41,382 I think you should spend time finding your feet, I'll see you alright for cash? 479 00:46:41,594 --> 00:46:44,472 What about Adam? - He ain't working there! 480 00:46:45,474 --> 00:46:47,385 Who's Adam? - My other half. 481 00:46:47,634 --> 00:46:50,195 He runs a club in Stockwell, Always looking for people. 482 00:46:50,395 --> 00:46:53,944 I've got to go. It's a fucking dump that place! 483 00:46:54,155 --> 00:46:57,386 He hates anywhere South of the river. - When can I meet him? 484 00:46:57,595 --> 00:46:59,746 This afternoon? 485 00:47:00,036 --> 00:47:01,754 A jobs a job where I come from. 486 00:47:01,956 --> 00:47:04,550 Too right! You see Matt's forgotten what that's like. 487 00:47:19,678 --> 00:47:22,033 What's your problem. - This guy tried to touch me up! 488 00:47:22,238 --> 00:47:25,071 Queer bastard, throw him out! - Tell 'em honey. 489 00:47:25,398 --> 00:47:27,309 This is a gay bar lads. 490 00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:32,070 Look, if you don't like it why don't you leave? 491 00:47:32,359 --> 00:47:35,157 Don't let him get too close Dave, I reckon he's a shirtlifter too. 492 00:47:35,759 --> 00:47:39,912 Yeah, looks like a right iron. She your boyfriend is she? 493 00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:41,872 Fucking shut it you! - Why don't you... 494 00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:45,317 Watch out, I think he's going to take out his hankie and slap you with it. 495 00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,796 Right, that's it, out! - Let go of him you fuckin' queer! 496 00:47:59,082 --> 00:48:00,276 They're fighting over me you know! 497 00:48:21,404 --> 00:48:24,714 Hello... shit I didn't even know he was starting tonight! 498 00:48:28,805 --> 00:48:33,321 I've got to go. - Sounds like a bit of a domestic? 499 00:48:33,525 --> 00:48:36,359 Watch it Marjorie. I'll be back, alright. 500 00:48:38,926 --> 00:48:42,714 They were mouthy bastards! - They deserved a good kickin' did they?! 501 00:48:42,926 --> 00:48:44,484 They kept callin' me queer. 502 00:48:44,686 --> 00:48:48,475 For fucks sake Craig, that's what you are, a queer! Just deal with it! 503 00:48:48,807 --> 00:48:51,367 That's it is it, deal with it! 504 00:48:51,967 --> 00:48:55,802 Got a magic wand hav' ya? Me comin' down here don't mean everything's just sorted! 505 00:48:56,008 --> 00:48:58,476 Well carry on like that and nothin' will get sorted! 506 00:48:58,688 --> 00:49:03,523 You just want the easy life. So should I put the same crap up me nose as you? 507 00:49:06,849 --> 00:49:13,561 Back there all I wanted to do was lay one on that limp wristed tosser. Fucking gays. 508 00:49:13,929 --> 00:49:16,398 It probably would have made his night. 509 00:49:16,610 --> 00:49:19,329 What the fuck are you on?! 510 00:49:20,770 --> 00:49:24,080 I just don't know where I'm at. 511 00:49:29,331 --> 00:49:33,324 Matt, I've got nobody else. - Spare me the fucking sob story! 512 00:49:33,531 --> 00:49:37,923 I'll tell you what, beating up a bunch of straight wankers is not the solution. 513 00:49:38,652 --> 00:49:43,168 So what is then, I'm not like you am I? I can't just walk into some fancy job. 514 00:49:44,773 --> 00:49:47,606 Listen up Craig, I got that job from sucking the right cocks, simple as that. 515 00:49:47,813 --> 00:49:51,169 But I'm good at it and I'm not gonna fuck it up to be your nurse maid, understand? 516 00:49:55,694 --> 00:50:00,006 I'll help you get your shit sorted but it ain't happening if you carry on like this. 517 00:50:01,014 --> 00:50:03,528 I know. 518 00:50:03,894 --> 00:50:06,773 You gotta keep control and then you'll get used to things. 519 00:50:06,975 --> 00:50:09,250 I get impatient. 520 00:50:09,455 --> 00:50:13,494 I noticed. Come here ya leary sod. 521 00:50:16,056 --> 00:50:18,047 We'll find you something to do alright? 522 00:50:18,256 --> 00:50:22,454 And I promise ya, the only cock you'll have to suck is mine. 523 00:50:24,857 --> 00:50:27,371 Sorry lads. This is Craig. 524 00:50:30,137 --> 00:50:32,446 Ah! The wanderer returns! 525 00:50:35,738 --> 00:50:37,535 Kelvin! I er, got called away. 526 00:50:37,738 --> 00:50:40,616 Good old Matthew, the knight in shining armour 527 00:50:42,858 --> 00:50:46,534 Need I remind you that we are on a very tight budget here. 528 00:50:46,739 --> 00:50:48,411 It'll get done okay. 529 00:50:50,699 --> 00:50:54,693 Of course I could always take Craig with me if he's becoming a distraction. 530 00:50:54,900 --> 00:50:58,654 Craig's fine where he is, look tomorrow Kelvin, yeah? 531 00:51:01,860 --> 00:51:06,173 The studio time wasted will come off your next pay check. 532 00:51:07,421 --> 00:51:09,810 Craig, nice to have met you at last. 533 00:51:10,021 --> 00:51:14,891 I'd like to stay and chat, but I've got something similar waiting in the car. 534 00:51:15,302 --> 00:51:18,658 Cigarettes probably burning a hole in the upholstery as we speak. 535 00:51:19,062 --> 00:51:22,373 Still, we can get better acquainted at my party on Saturday? 536 00:51:24,703 --> 00:51:26,739 Oh yeah, oaky? 537 00:51:29,103 --> 00:51:30,536 We'll be there. 538 00:51:33,744 --> 00:51:38,499 I want that tape on my desk at 9.30 tomorrow with a full explanation. 539 00:52:00,386 --> 00:52:03,982 Bit of a liability for someone who wants his own club, having a boyfriend who... 540 00:52:04,187 --> 00:52:06,940 goes mad every time he sets foot in one. 541 00:52:07,507 --> 00:52:09,623 He ain't gonna do it again. 542 00:52:10,867 --> 00:52:14,224 And how are you going to keep him occupied while your at work?? 543 00:52:14,748 --> 00:52:17,899 Lock him up with a giant jigsaw puzzle and a bunch of bananas?? 544 00:52:18,548 --> 00:52:21,427 He'll get a job, alright! 545 00:52:21,629 --> 00:52:25,941 I'm going to make you a suggestion? - He'd make a crap house boy. 546 00:52:26,669 --> 00:52:33,382 Mores the pity. No, I was thinking that he can join the Northern research team... 547 00:52:33,590 --> 00:52:37,663 for Paula and ZKC's promotion. Only for a couple of weeks. 548 00:52:38,350 --> 00:52:41,229 I thought you'd given all that up? Didn't work last time. 549 00:52:42,951 --> 00:52:46,500 I've got a new system. - So what would he do then? 550 00:52:50,272 --> 00:52:53,423 He can drive, can't he? - Yeah? 551 00:52:55,712 --> 00:53:00,582 Don't you worry. Just leave it to daddy. 552 00:53:16,594 --> 00:53:19,473 So you were expecting me? - No. 553 00:53:20,355 --> 00:53:22,107 Matt's out. - I know. 554 00:53:23,155 --> 00:53:26,306 He told me you were looking for a job, I've got an idea, can I come in... 555 00:53:30,036 --> 00:53:31,754 Come on, I promise I won't touch! 556 00:53:35,916 --> 00:53:40,468 I've got a job and it's �250 a week plus a car, are you interested? 557 00:53:40,677 --> 00:53:43,475 What's the catch? - None at all. 558 00:53:43,677 --> 00:53:45,747 What would I have to do? 559 00:53:47,077 --> 00:53:49,546 Well, help me and Matt really. - Yeah? 560 00:53:50,838 --> 00:53:55,593 Look, can we talk inside? You can put a shirt on then... 561 00:53:56,238 --> 00:53:57,910 and stop my mind from wandering. 562 00:54:00,599 --> 00:54:02,954 You know it's not really research, don't ya? 563 00:54:03,159 --> 00:54:06,868 At least I'm doing something useful. - But you're not buying the singles, are ya? 564 00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:11,635 Don't worry, Kelvin gave me the full run down, I'm just driving the buyers around. 565 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:16,675 New system... Did he try it on this afternoon? 566 00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:21,159 No. I didn't have me top on when he arrived, he kept looking at me. 567 00:54:21,361 --> 00:54:23,670 Well that probably earned you an extra 50 quid a week. 568 00:54:33,362 --> 00:54:36,957 Matthew, having fun? - Yeah, thanks for asking us Kelvin. 569 00:54:38,003 --> 00:54:42,997 Steve and Jason from the press office are inside, they need a word about the band. 570 00:54:43,923 --> 00:54:47,997 I'll look after Craig, don't worry. - Behave yourself now, alright? 571 00:54:48,204 --> 00:54:49,557 Don't I always! 572 00:54:49,764 --> 00:54:52,153 If he tried to show you his tattoo, leg it! 573 00:54:52,364 --> 00:54:54,116 Bitchy! 574 00:54:54,324 --> 00:54:57,158 Come on, come and mingle with daddy. 575 00:55:02,485 --> 00:55:05,636 Of course the dirty sod was raring to go as usual! 576 00:55:05,845 --> 00:55:09,202 It was the doctors examination set up. I was the patient and he was the evil doctor. 577 00:55:09,406 --> 00:55:11,636 I had everything up me and I mean everything. 578 00:55:11,926 --> 00:55:13,917 I couldn't move but it was great. 579 00:55:14,126 --> 00:55:15,639 I didn't know that he was gay! - Oh yes! 580 00:55:17,687 --> 00:55:20,155 Don't you get scared with some big geezer coming toward you? 581 00:55:20,367 --> 00:55:25,760 Nah, I just kick them in the stomach if I have to. No rules in my kind of fight. 582 00:55:26,888 --> 00:55:31,803 Bunch of old tarts, anyone would think that you'd seen a real man before! 583 00:55:39,689 --> 00:55:42,487 Have you seen Craig? - No, babe. 584 00:55:43,009 --> 00:55:44,601 You know Kelvin's got him some work? 585 00:55:44,809 --> 00:55:47,882 I sorted the car out. - Hope he's gonna be alright. 586 00:55:48,090 --> 00:55:50,365 Of course he's going to be alright! 587 00:55:50,570 --> 00:55:53,846 Suppose it'll give us a bit of space, it's all happened a bit fast. 588 00:55:54,050 --> 00:55:58,044 It's about time you had a bit of passion... - When do I have time for passion? 589 00:55:58,251 --> 00:56:02,881 You know what they say, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. 590 00:56:03,131 --> 00:56:04,928 Alright Dave, you seen Craig? - Out there... 591 00:56:05,131 --> 00:56:09,011 Providing Kelvin and his cronies with wank fantasies. 592 00:56:10,732 --> 00:56:14,407 I don't wanna be Radio 2 record of the week! 593 00:56:15,133 --> 00:56:19,445 A little bit of success and they cut you down the first chance they get! 594 00:56:26,574 --> 00:56:27,768 Matty! - What? 595 00:56:27,974 --> 00:56:32,092 Die Look at this, tomorrows Sun! They've printed my birth certificate! 596 00:56:32,294 --> 00:56:34,569 knew she wasn't 25! 597 00:56:36,535 --> 00:56:39,288 I'll get you a drink, yeah? 598 00:56:40,655 --> 00:56:43,453 Will you take me home, I can't stand it. 599 00:56:43,815 --> 00:56:46,376 I'll go an' get Craig alright. 600 00:56:46,656 --> 00:56:49,773 We're going to have to introduce you to the finer things in life. 601 00:56:49,976 --> 00:56:52,570 Craig, I've got to take Paula home she's... unwell. 602 00:56:52,776 --> 00:56:54,972 Don't be a party pooper, he's having a good time! 603 00:56:55,177 --> 00:56:57,611 Yeah I am, it's great! - You sure? 604 00:56:58,897 --> 00:57:01,969 Don't worry, I'll put him in a cab. 605 00:57:04,258 --> 00:57:06,488 Matty, year's I've waited for this! 606 00:57:06,698 --> 00:57:09,087 Okay, suppose I'll see you later yeah. 607 00:57:09,698 --> 00:57:11,768 Can't walk out on all this free beer, can I? 608 00:57:11,978 --> 00:57:14,254 Hey, Jamie. Come and meet Craig? 609 00:57:43,782 --> 00:57:45,738 Call me. 610 00:58:08,024 --> 00:58:10,663 Matt, got any Nurofen? 611 00:58:11,824 --> 00:58:15,374 Fucking Kelvin! Craig didn't come back last night. 612 00:58:16,025 --> 00:58:19,097 Probably pulled... Joke! 613 00:58:20,465 --> 00:58:23,697 Just crashed out somewhere, hey? 614 00:58:25,386 --> 00:58:32,418 You pop out for Nurofen and I'll ring round and see what happened to him. - Alright. 615 00:58:46,388 --> 00:58:51,463 Hi Matt are you there? It's me Craig, I'm at Kelvin's, got to start work today... 616 00:58:51,869 --> 00:58:54,906 I've got to drive up to Leeds... 617 00:58:55,429 --> 00:58:57,738 I'll call later, sorry. 618 00:59:00,549 --> 00:59:03,826 At least going off now you won't have to face 20 questions about last night. 619 00:59:04,030 --> 00:59:07,067 I just want to tell Matt it was all a mistake, I just got totally out of it... 620 00:59:07,270 --> 00:59:10,387 I'm not even sure what happened! - That's the oldest excuse in the book. 621 00:59:10,590 --> 00:59:12,741 But it's true... 622 00:59:12,951 --> 00:59:16,500 But he'll never buy it, you're best off saying nothing... 623 00:59:16,711 --> 00:59:19,384 It'll all be forgotten by the time you get back. 624 00:59:19,591 --> 00:59:21,264 I don't know... 625 00:59:21,712 --> 00:59:27,150 But I do, and I've been at it a lot longer than you. 626 00:59:28,712 --> 00:59:31,989 Now, all the money you need is in here, in cash. 627 00:59:32,793 --> 00:59:37,264 There's some half decent clothes in there, Atlas is in the car, okay? 628 00:59:40,554 --> 00:59:44,183 It's a piece of piss, come on I'll show you the car. 629 00:59:47,874 --> 00:59:52,505 Glroia's put you on the insurance, there won't be any grief if you get stopped. 630 00:59:53,555 --> 00:59:57,230 I don't suppose you've ever driven one of these, legally. 631 01:00:02,196 --> 01:00:04,835 Right, you'd best be off. 632 01:00:05,036 --> 01:00:09,234 The sooner you get to Leeds, the sooner you can start work. Don't worry. 633 01:00:09,637 --> 01:00:14,313 I'll smooth it all out with Matt. - Thanks Kelvin. 634 01:00:27,118 --> 01:00:30,509 You can't tell me it was necessary for him to go off straight away! 635 01:00:30,719 --> 01:00:35,998 He was as happy as a boy with a new toy when he drove off And very keen to start work 636 01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:41,996 Not missing him already? 637 01:00:42,200 --> 01:00:46,557 Piss off! The meeting with ZKC went well. 638 01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:53,077 Be sure to keep that Nigel's gob shut, West Country accents don't sell records. 639 01:00:53,281 --> 01:00:58,071 His tits will though, anyway it's sorted. Jamie will do most of the interviews. 640 01:00:58,281 --> 01:01:01,797 Ok. Right, so what do you think? 641 01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:03,960 Yeah, it's good. 642 01:01:05,962 --> 01:01:11,959 Luis faxed me last week, wants to stay in Gran Canaria. 643 01:01:12,723 --> 01:01:20,438 He's hooked up with some young Latin hunk and his new bar has become a goldmine. 644 01:01:21,564 --> 01:01:23,361 Right. 645 01:01:27,324 --> 01:01:29,395 I'll give you a six month trial period, 646 01:01:29,645 --> 01:01:32,682 But you'll still do two days each week in the office. 647 01:01:33,005 --> 01:01:34,677 I could kiss you. 648 01:01:34,885 --> 01:01:37,923 I'll settle for a hug. 649 01:01:39,966 --> 01:01:47,760 There's just one proviso, you don't start 'till after the awards ceremony... 650 01:01:47,967 --> 01:01:56,557 and ZKC's record is in the shops. I also don't want any fuck ups on their TV debut. 651 01:01:57,648 --> 01:02:01,038 Come on, it's only a couple of weeks. 652 01:02:01,528 --> 01:02:03,837 Deal? 653 01:02:04,048 --> 01:02:05,401 yeah, deal. 654 01:02:05,608 --> 01:02:07,042 Thanks Kelvin. 655 01:02:07,249 --> 01:02:13,643 This calls for a drink. You know, I think Luis would be looking to sell his shares... 656 01:02:21,650 --> 01:02:23,447 You okay, I fuckin' got the club! 657 01:02:24,010 --> 01:02:26,923 No shit that's great, I'll call you back later. 658 01:03:49,539 --> 01:03:51,370 Matt, can you hear me? 659 01:03:56,980 --> 01:03:58,333 You didn't all go in together did yer? 660 01:03:58,540 --> 01:03:59,893 No, course not. 661 01:04:13,381 --> 01:04:17,455 Hi Paula it's Craig. 662 01:04:17,862 --> 01:04:20,330 Yes, I'll give him the message. 663 01:04:28,703 --> 01:04:31,615 Did anyone call? - No. 664 01:04:32,623 --> 01:04:38,096 Can't get hold of Craig, and Kelvin hasn't got any details in case he gets caught. 665 01:04:38,424 --> 01:04:41,814 Bet he's lovin' it, drivin' around in a fast car. Simple things... 666 01:04:42,024 --> 01:04:44,141 Yeah alright you! 667 01:04:45,905 --> 01:04:48,783 Raided M&S got that marscopone sauce you like, 668 01:04:48,985 --> 01:04:52,375 chicken breast in red wine and fresh tagliatelle. 669 01:04:52,585 --> 01:04:56,181 Won't take long. Matty I don't want to do the award show. 670 01:04:56,386 --> 01:05:01,335 Don't start that again, you're confirmed! - Can't you unconfirm me! 671 01:05:03,947 --> 01:05:05,619 Unwell, I've got to sing, live! 672 01:05:07,067 --> 01:05:10,776 Kelvin wangled ZKC on by guaranteeing you, so unless you break both yer legs you're on! 673 01:05:11,987 --> 01:05:15,663 We've got all of next week to get you in shape, try giving the Charlie a rest. 674 01:05:15,868 --> 01:05:19,224 I will once it's over. Oh Matty, don't be hard on me... 675 01:05:20,348 --> 01:05:22,817 I don't want to argue now, I want me tea! 676 01:05:23,029 --> 01:05:27,147 I'll cook if yo nip down the road and get a bottle of something nice. 677 01:05:52,672 --> 01:05:55,630 Why don't you just have them sitting on stools? 678 01:05:55,832 --> 01:05:59,142 Don't give up, Marcia. - Ever the optimist ta-rah! 679 01:05:59,872 --> 01:06:02,182 I forgot me bag. 680 01:06:03,073 --> 01:06:07,032 Kelvin, got a number for that fella I copped off with at your party? 681 01:06:08,633 --> 01:06:11,865 Remind me... - I think he was from Blackpool? 682 01:06:12,074 --> 01:06:16,704 If Kelvin gives you his number, remind him to give his boyfriend a call would ya? 683 01:06:18,074 --> 01:06:20,589 Shit, I didn't know... 684 01:06:21,515 --> 01:06:23,585 Neither did I. 685 01:06:28,395 --> 01:06:31,672 Morning babe. 686 01:06:31,996 --> 01:06:36,911 Do me a favour Gloria, if Craig calls would you tell him I'm out. 687 01:06:37,316 --> 01:06:40,150 Of course, you two had a tiff? 688 01:06:41,397 --> 01:06:46,391 Not yet anyway. You know he copped off with bloody Jamie at Kelvin's party! 689 01:06:47,237 --> 01:06:52,028 And how does that make you feel? - Pissed off. It seems everyone else knew. 690 01:06:52,558 --> 01:06:54,992 You jealous? - No... 691 01:06:55,198 --> 01:06:58,634 Shit yeah, I am jealous! 692 01:06:59,598 --> 01:07:00,952 That's the normal reaction. 693 01:07:01,159 --> 01:07:06,597 Not for me. If someone wants to play away from home then I don't get upset. 694 01:07:07,559 --> 01:07:08,753 You going to talk to him about it? 695 01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:15,112 That means having to talk about feelings... 696 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,195 Are you in love? 697 01:07:20,881 --> 01:07:26,194 Maybe... Shit, I do not need this right now 698 01:07:26,961 --> 01:07:29,078 Why don't you go and see him? 699 01:07:29,642 --> 01:07:36,195 I will, but I can't until the award shows over can I? Kelvin would kill me. 700 01:08:02,325 --> 01:08:04,395 Matt mate, Paula's looking for you downstairs. 701 01:08:04,605 --> 01:08:07,039 Of for fucks sake, I'll be back. 702 01:08:07,445 --> 01:08:10,438 ...the liposuction, filled two bin liners! 703 01:08:10,646 --> 01:08:13,604 Glo, put out a call for Matt, his bit of roughs arrived. 704 01:08:24,687 --> 01:08:26,518 What's going on? 705 01:08:28,088 --> 01:08:31,364 I found out about Jamie. - Oh shit! 706 01:08:32,328 --> 01:08:34,603 I wish you'd told me, not just run off. 707 01:08:34,808 --> 01:08:36,685 Well Kelvin thought... 708 01:08:40,089 --> 01:08:44,002 Listen I was pissed, man y'know lwasn't even sure what happened. 709 01:08:46,489 --> 01:08:50,199 Really? - Honest, I just woke up next to him... 710 01:08:58,211 --> 01:09:02,727 You know I thought I'd say the wrong thing on the phone, get angry. 711 01:09:06,371 --> 01:09:08,124 Suppose I over reacted this time. 712 01:09:11,052 --> 01:09:13,008 You still like me then? 713 01:09:36,775 --> 01:09:38,527 Matt, you in there? 714 01:09:39,255 --> 01:09:43,373 Paula's locked herself in the toilet now, we've lost her DAT! 715 01:09:43,575 --> 01:09:46,170 Kelvin's gonna go mad. - I'll have to go. 716 01:09:46,376 --> 01:09:51,131 Kelvin can keep for a while. - But I can't let Paula fuck up can I? 717 01:09:52,136 --> 01:09:53,694 Nah, course not. 718 01:09:53,896 --> 01:09:56,206 Have some of this, I'll be back. 719 01:10:02,457 --> 01:10:05,814 So come on then you old tart. How did you swing it? 720 01:10:06,018 --> 01:10:07,167 Don't know what you're talking about. 721 01:10:07,378 --> 01:10:09,972 You know, getting those no marks on? 722 01:10:10,178 --> 01:10:14,969 I just convinced the powers that be that they're the future of pop. 723 01:10:16,739 --> 01:10:20,175 Come on P, let me in. - I can't go on, I'm stayin' here. 724 01:10:20,379 --> 01:10:23,655 Ok, Alright, but let me in, yeah? 725 01:10:33,660 --> 01:10:36,050 You know you can't stay in here P. 726 01:10:40,141 --> 01:10:43,019 Okay I know, just a couple of lines first? 727 01:10:43,221 --> 01:10:45,213 You devious bitch! 728 01:10:53,862 --> 01:10:56,821 ZKC are about to do their dress rehearsal. - Shit! 729 01:11:05,264 --> 01:11:08,142 Ah, so you are here. - I'm waiting for Matt. 730 01:11:08,624 --> 01:11:11,900 He's out putting Jamie and Co. through their paces. 731 01:11:14,465 --> 01:11:18,299 I wanted to thank you for all the good work you've done over the past few weeks 732 01:11:18,505 --> 01:11:20,461 ...you did very well. 733 01:11:20,665 --> 01:11:22,417 Great. 734 01:11:25,266 --> 01:11:28,338 I'm afraid we won't be doing any more, it's far too risky... 735 01:11:28,546 --> 01:11:34,065 and this live TV show will do more for these two acts in five minutes, than your 736 01:11:34,267 --> 01:11:36,383 bunch of Northern Scallys can do in months. 737 01:11:36,587 --> 01:11:39,306 So no more work then? 738 01:11:39,667 --> 01:11:42,227 Not for the moment, but... 739 01:11:42,427 --> 01:11:45,818 if anything comes up I'll keep you in mind. 740 01:11:46,468 --> 01:11:48,698 Here's the balance of the money I owe you. 741 01:11:50,428 --> 01:11:53,819 Oh, and I'll need the car keys back. 742 01:11:54,389 --> 01:11:56,107 The car. - Yeah the car. 743 01:12:02,269 --> 01:12:05,899 Oh and don't bother Matt today will you, he's got rather a lot on. 744 01:12:17,751 --> 01:12:19,742 I'm on my way there now! 745 01:12:20,191 --> 01:12:22,262 This is good stuff. 746 01:12:22,952 --> 01:12:25,546 One more for luck? - Yeah, go on then. 747 01:12:27,272 --> 01:12:30,344 Sure there's no hard feelings about what happened with Craig? 748 01:12:31,512 --> 01:12:34,585 No, you weren't to know, I give you the benefit of the doubt. 749 01:12:34,793 --> 01:12:38,342 I was only following me urges. - You always follow your urges don't ya? 750 01:12:40,233 --> 01:12:43,863 Seems like old times though, dunnit? - What?! We only shagged twice! 751 01:12:44,434 --> 01:12:47,506 They was good shags though. - Yeah. 752 01:12:48,474 --> 01:12:52,309 Have you seen Matt? - He's gone to ZKC's dressing room. 753 01:12:52,515 --> 01:12:53,504 Shit. 754 01:12:53,715 --> 01:12:56,593 "Hope it goes well Paula". Thank you Craig for your concern! 755 01:12:56,795 --> 01:12:58,114 Yeah right, you stuck up cow. 756 01:12:59,115 --> 01:13:00,343 What did you say? 757 01:13:01,796 --> 01:13:03,752 You heard... 758 01:13:04,596 --> 01:13:07,474 I though we'd seen the last of you, hoped you'd sell Kelvin's car... 759 01:13:07,676 --> 01:13:10,065 and run off to Costa del Sol with the proceeds. 760 01:13:10,276 --> 01:13:11,676 I'm going to find Matt 761 01:13:11,877 --> 01:13:14,949 Hurry up, I know he's looking for a DJ to headline at his club... 762 01:13:15,157 --> 01:13:17,830 and I'd hate for you to miss out Craig. - You're pathetic. 763 01:13:18,317 --> 01:13:22,948 Me pathetic, do you really think that he'd have you DJ at his club? 764 01:13:23,718 --> 01:13:27,108 It's his favourite chat up line and er, do you wanna be in a pop video. 765 01:13:27,318 --> 01:13:28,148 Shut it! 766 01:13:28,358 --> 01:13:32,796 Are you threatening me? Cos if you are I'll get security to throw you out. 767 01:13:32,999 --> 01:13:35,433 Or even better, do us all a favour and piss off! 768 01:13:35,639 --> 01:13:37,630 I'm here to see Matt, alright! 769 01:13:38,479 --> 01:13:41,040 Have you asked yourself, why he hasn't rung you lately? 770 01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:43,993 All Matt's bits of rough have a sell by date you know. 771 01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:46,556 You know coke still makes me randy. 772 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,036 Me too... 773 01:13:54,241 --> 01:13:56,596 Craig's here somewhere. 774 01:13:57,441 --> 01:14:00,912 Come on, a snog for old times sake. ...For good luck. 775 01:14:01,802 --> 01:14:03,872 He's never going to know. 776 01:14:11,643 --> 01:14:14,396 Shit! - What the Fuck is it with you people! 777 01:14:16,963 --> 01:14:19,432 You, out now! 778 01:14:23,164 --> 01:14:25,439 You bastard! 779 01:14:26,964 --> 01:14:31,004 When I met you I thought I'd get away from all the shit in me life. 780 01:14:31,205 --> 01:14:33,514 How fuckin' stupid was that! 781 01:14:38,565 --> 01:14:41,683 Here you are, Kelvin's gone ape-shit, Paula's got the wrong DAT. 782 01:14:41,886 --> 01:14:44,275 Hang on. - ZKC baseball caps or not? 783 01:14:44,486 --> 01:14:48,195 And Paula wants to go on after Boyzone. - Aylon will you shut the fuck up! 784 01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:55,920 Craig - Fuck off! 785 01:14:57,727 --> 01:14:59,366 Please Craig, please! 786 01:14:59,568 --> 01:15:02,844 Come on then, forget all this, leave with me now! 787 01:15:03,048 --> 01:15:04,117 I've got to... 788 01:15:04,328 --> 01:15:06,603 You had to think about it didn't ya. Fuck off back to your mates! 789 01:15:09,329 --> 01:15:13,607 You've no idea have yer, no idea at all. 790 01:15:49,813 --> 01:15:54,648 Face it Matthew, you learnt a lesson the hard way. He's more trouble than he's worth. 791 01:15:55,013 --> 01:15:59,132 Thank you Claire Rayner. He was trouble though. 792 01:15:59,694 --> 01:16:03,209 Die You work comes first at the moment. Especially with the club an' all. 793 01:16:03,414 --> 01:16:08,409 They'll be other boys, all with a story to tell and an empty wallet. 794 01:16:09,895 --> 01:16:12,329 So speaks a bitter old shit. 795 01:16:12,535 --> 01:16:16,244 Correction. A rich bitter old shit. 796 01:16:16,536 --> 01:16:20,006 Who gets to shag who I want, when I want. 797 01:16:23,056 --> 01:16:26,333 Don't you ever want any love in your life? 798 01:16:26,777 --> 01:16:29,371 Love! It's bollocks! 799 01:16:29,737 --> 01:16:34,492 You weren't in love Matthew, just excited by a new bit of rough. 800 01:16:36,018 --> 01:16:41,217 You and me, we're two of a kind. We don't want love fucking things up do we? 801 01:16:43,738 --> 01:16:47,448 Here's to us. - Yeah, to us. 802 01:16:49,779 --> 01:16:53,408 Here you are, just wanted to say thanks for all your help Matt. 803 01:16:53,619 --> 01:16:56,896 No problem. - No we're all really grateful. 804 01:16:57,100 --> 01:16:59,898 I know we've all been a bit slow an' that - Cut the crap. 805 01:17:00,100 --> 01:17:03,615 Lets raid your mini bar. - Be good to him, Jamie. 806 01:17:06,341 --> 01:17:09,219 I've taught him everything he knows. 807 01:17:09,901 --> 01:17:12,256 What's your name? - Mike. 808 01:17:14,021 --> 01:17:17,856 Tell me Mike, ever considered a singing career? 809 01:17:29,263 --> 01:17:31,333 I knew you wouldn't stay away long, good to see you Craig. 810 01:17:35,184 --> 01:17:36,458 Drink? 811 01:17:46,185 --> 01:17:48,335 Got a proposition for ya. 812 01:17:52,025 --> 01:17:54,665 The boy comes back from the big city a man. 813 01:17:54,906 --> 01:17:57,374 If you're not interested... 814 01:17:57,586 --> 01:18:01,295 Sorry, sorry. Come on, talk to me. 815 01:18:07,667 --> 01:18:11,342 All right you, enoughs enough. You can buy me a vodka. 816 01:18:11,547 --> 01:18:16,383 5 minutes. Just want to make sure I haven't missed anyone off the invite list. 817 01:18:16,588 --> 01:18:21,264 Anyone important will blag their way in. 818 01:18:25,189 --> 01:18:26,827 Been waiting for you. 819 01:18:27,029 --> 01:18:30,465 I don't want to argue, but what's this fight all about? 820 01:18:30,989 --> 01:18:34,824 I know the job fell through, but it's not the best way to get over that girl. 821 01:18:35,790 --> 01:18:37,348 That girl you were living with. 822 01:18:37,550 --> 01:18:39,666 I rang that number of yours. 823 01:18:39,870 --> 01:18:42,065 I told ya only to use it in an emergency. 824 01:18:42,270 --> 01:18:44,865 She wouldn't talk to me anyway. Did you break up? 825 01:18:45,071 --> 01:18:46,265 Oh leave it Tone... 826 01:18:46,511 --> 01:18:51,062 When you phoned from London it was like you'd got yourself sorted. 827 01:18:51,271 --> 01:18:54,230 Now you're back you're just the same, the same nothin'. 828 01:18:54,432 --> 01:18:55,421 Fighting's what I do... 829 01:18:55,632 --> 01:18:57,065 You weren't fighting in London were ya? 830 01:18:57,272 --> 01:18:59,069 Fuck off Tony! 831 01:19:02,152 --> 01:19:05,384 Does he know what he's doing? - Thinks he does. 832 01:19:05,833 --> 01:19:12,706 It's up to him isn't it. Find Quinnell and get that book started, I'm fine whatever! 833 01:19:40,276 --> 01:19:43,553 Paula, if Craig rang you would let Matt know wouldn't you? 834 01:19:46,077 --> 01:19:47,829 I just didn't want to worry him. 835 01:19:48,037 --> 01:19:50,676 Craig's trouble anyway, Blackpool's the best place for him. 836 01:19:50,877 --> 01:19:54,268 Paula, what are you playing at, it's for Craig to decide, not you! 837 01:19:54,478 --> 01:19:57,993 You jealous bitch, I heard you ranting at him at the awards show. 838 01:19:58,198 --> 01:20:00,632 Well at least I'm not hanging round with people half my age... 839 01:20:00,838 --> 01:20:03,399 Clicking my dentures hoping for a snog! 840 01:20:03,599 --> 01:20:07,353 Just stop right there! I just wonder why Matt has anything to do with you! 841 01:20:07,559 --> 01:20:11,189 And these are all my own! 842 01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:17,276 I deserved that. 843 01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:22,478 I've got to do another album in 6 months. 844 01:20:22,681 --> 01:20:25,798 Got to find 12 songs in 6 months! 845 01:20:26,481 --> 01:20:29,314 This albums got stuff I worked on for years. 846 01:20:29,521 --> 01:20:33,276 Matt made it all possible, choose the songs, sorted out the image. 847 01:20:33,802 --> 01:20:37,192 Helped his career an all you know. We're good for each other! 848 01:20:37,402 --> 01:20:38,915 Craig's trouble... 849 01:20:39,122 --> 01:20:41,637 Listen sweetheart, I can see your brain working. 850 01:21:00,605 --> 01:21:03,836 Earth calling Matt, you okay? - Yeah. 851 01:21:04,245 --> 01:21:06,475 This place looks great. 852 01:21:07,485 --> 01:21:08,600 Craig would have loved all this. 853 01:21:08,805 --> 01:21:12,162 You still on about him, all he seemed to do was punch people. 854 01:21:12,366 --> 01:21:13,924 A lot more to him than that. - Yeah right 855 01:21:14,126 --> 01:21:18,039 Ah Matty you are here, you never called me last night, where woz ya? 856 01:21:18,246 --> 01:21:19,646 And your mobile was switched off. 857 01:21:19,847 --> 01:21:27,322 Me stoppin' outs never bothered you before. I had a call from Gloria. You had no right! 858 01:21:28,567 --> 01:21:32,356 "Matty, he'll be in London somewhere, why don't you wait for him to call you." 859 01:21:32,928 --> 01:21:34,566 Why didn't you tell me? 860 01:21:34,768 --> 01:21:39,320 You had so much going on with this place. Anyway it wasn't him, it was his brother. 861 01:21:39,529 --> 01:21:42,521 His brother? Is Craig in trouble? 862 01:21:43,169 --> 01:21:45,478 Probably under lock and key, hopefully. 863 01:21:48,770 --> 01:21:51,682 Matthew dear boy, I've brought you a few extra decorations for tonight. 864 01:21:53,610 --> 01:21:56,078 Must say the place looks wonderful. 865 01:21:59,331 --> 01:22:01,481 I'm going up to Blackpool. 866 01:22:02,531 --> 01:22:04,647 Not my first choice of holiday destination... 867 01:22:04,851 --> 01:22:08,811 but after tonight you deserve a break. - I'm going now. 868 01:22:09,012 --> 01:22:11,082 Do you know how much fucking money I've put into this place? 869 01:22:11,292 --> 01:22:13,283 I'm going. - Wait! 870 01:22:14,732 --> 01:22:21,366 If you leave now, they'll be nothing for you to come back to... 871 01:22:21,573 --> 01:22:25,532 No club, no job. 872 01:22:26,573 --> 01:22:30,852 Suits me fine. Can't believe I ever wanted to be like you! 873 01:22:32,494 --> 01:22:36,203 Listen, you have put so much work into this place. 874 01:22:36,414 --> 01:22:39,407 I've realised that there's more important things. 875 01:22:39,615 --> 01:22:45,850 Don't make me laugh. Wait 'till your wallets empty. Romance won't make you rich. 876 01:22:46,295 --> 01:22:49,413 You and me, we're a great team... 877 01:22:53,856 --> 01:22:56,495 You think everything's got a price. - Yes. 878 01:22:56,697 --> 01:22:59,131 I was this close to believing ya! 879 01:22:59,337 --> 01:23:01,726 Go fuck yourself Kelvin! 880 01:23:01,937 --> 01:23:04,292 I frequently do... 881 01:23:04,817 --> 01:23:07,013 and I fucking enjoy it! 882 01:23:24,179 --> 01:23:28,219 Does Craig live here? - Yeah, but he's not here. 883 01:23:29,300 --> 01:23:32,372 Don't know where he is. - Right. 884 01:23:34,900 --> 01:23:39,497 Not Craig. Had a bit of a barney with me girlfriend, I'm here till she calms down. 885 01:23:42,901 --> 01:23:46,451 Don't know what I should do now, I've come up from London. 886 01:23:47,702 --> 01:23:50,614 London? You'd better come in then. 887 01:23:56,863 --> 01:23:59,331 Fucking Hell! 888 01:23:59,543 --> 01:24:03,741 Shit! Fuck! Shit! 889 01:24:06,384 --> 01:24:09,217 I never even thought about it! 890 01:24:10,104 --> 01:24:12,060 Gay? 891 01:24:13,224 --> 01:24:15,580 So you and he were like...? - Yeah. 892 01:24:16,185 --> 01:24:17,937 Shit! 893 01:24:18,145 --> 01:24:21,820 Oh for fucks sake he could a told me! 894 01:24:26,186 --> 01:24:28,097 Gay... 895 01:24:29,426 --> 01:24:32,259 I've been thinking all sorts... 896 01:24:34,066 --> 01:24:36,661 Look, I'll try and find out where he is... 897 01:24:36,867 --> 01:24:38,220 It never crossed me mind... 898 01:25:01,389 --> 01:25:02,868 What do you want? 899 01:25:03,069 --> 01:25:05,061 I've been looking everywhere. 900 01:25:07,190 --> 01:25:09,863 Matt's been here since yesterday. - How come?! 901 01:25:10,230 --> 01:25:12,824 He's come to see you... 902 01:25:13,070 --> 01:25:15,141 We've been talkin'. 903 01:25:15,351 --> 01:25:17,785 You can't keep your fucking nose out of my business! 904 01:25:17,991 --> 01:25:20,221 I know what's happened. 905 01:25:20,431 --> 01:25:22,820 It was all a big mistake. 906 01:25:23,192 --> 01:25:27,105 This fight ain't gonna help you Craig, You've got nothing to prove. 907 01:25:27,312 --> 01:25:28,950 And I suppose Matt thinks I'm doing it because of him! 908 01:25:29,232 --> 01:25:31,188 I want you to be happy. 909 01:25:31,392 --> 01:25:33,907 I don't care if it's with a lad or what. - I'm not listening Tony... 910 01:25:34,873 --> 01:25:36,226 Matt's outside. 911 01:25:36,433 --> 01:25:39,982 For fucks sake Tony just go! I'm not fighting to prove anything... 912 01:25:40,193 --> 01:25:42,309 or because of Matt. 913 01:25:42,513 --> 01:25:46,666 I know what I'm doing, alright? So just fuck off will ya Tony. 914 01:25:57,915 --> 01:25:59,826 Maybe he'll talk to you after the fight. 915 01:26:00,035 --> 01:26:02,948 You'll have to wait here though, they won't let you in. 916 01:26:03,156 --> 01:26:05,716 Look, if he don't want to talk to me, maybe I should go. 917 01:26:05,916 --> 01:26:07,634 But you've come all this way! 918 01:26:09,316 --> 01:26:12,115 I think I might have left it too long. 919 01:26:12,917 --> 01:26:13,872 Wait here will ya. 920 01:26:19,717 --> 01:26:22,027 Come on boy, you're gonna fuckin' get it. 921 01:27:31,605 --> 01:27:33,755 Come on, Come on! 922 01:28:28,410 --> 01:28:31,403 Craig... oh shit! 923 01:28:32,971 --> 01:28:35,166 Can you hear me? 924 01:28:36,451 --> 01:28:37,486 Get Minto. 925 01:28:37,691 --> 01:28:40,001 Fuck! You'll be alright mate, we'll get you to hospital. 926 01:28:40,212 --> 01:28:42,680 Get fuckin' Minto. 927 01:28:43,812 --> 01:28:46,610 Yer best result yet. 928 01:28:48,733 --> 01:28:50,246 Do you want some help puttin' him in the car? 929 01:28:59,654 --> 01:29:01,884 Still not there yet, are yer? 930 01:29:02,094 --> 01:29:09,490 He bet against himself with his London Cash, We've both done very nicely. 931 01:29:10,975 --> 01:29:13,489 Good work kid, take the week off. 932 01:29:16,175 --> 01:29:20,055 Come on, we're getting you to hospital. - Get the fuckin' cash Tony. 933 01:29:32,017 --> 01:29:34,133 That's the last time I do that Tone. 934 01:29:34,817 --> 01:29:36,489 You'll be alright. 935 01:29:37,057 --> 01:29:38,377 Bloody hell Craig! 936 01:29:40,418 --> 01:29:44,252 You still want me in your pop videos now? - Come on. 937 01:29:45,698 --> 01:29:47,610 What you doin' here anyway? 938 01:29:48,859 --> 01:29:50,895 I came to see you, didn't I. 939 01:29:52,459 --> 01:29:53,858 Took your fuckin' time! 940 01:29:55,059 --> 01:29:58,769 I know. Am I too late? 941 01:30:01,500 --> 01:30:05,573 Suppose we could give it another go, and find out. 78134

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