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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:10,920 You're packing up for a fishin' trip with your pals the other day. 2 00:00:12,793 --> 00:00:14,532 I loves fishin' in Kwee-bec. 3 00:00:14,534 --> 00:00:16,212 Who doesn't love fishing in Kay-bec? 4 00:00:16,214 --> 00:00:17,565 Great fishin' in Kyu-bec. 5 00:00:17,567 --> 00:00:20,085 - I fucking hate Quebec. - This guy's fuckin' Puppers. 6 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:21,846 - Oh, I'm havin' flash snacks. - To what? 7 00:00:21,848 --> 00:00:23,265 To last time we went fishing. 8 00:00:23,422 --> 00:00:26,598 On the ride home, I had to sit in between a family size of Salt'n Vinnies 9 00:00:26,600 --> 00:00:28,384 and a party pack of Dill Picklers. 10 00:00:28,385 --> 00:00:30,585 Admittedly, last time, things got a little out of whack, 11 00:00:30,587 --> 00:00:31,967 when it comes to the snacks. 12 00:00:31,969 --> 00:00:33,727 We deserve the flak, but now we're back on track. 13 00:00:33,728 --> 00:00:34,907 We have a new plan of attack. 14 00:00:34,909 --> 00:00:36,954 Everything we pack has to fit in this sack. 15 00:00:36,956 --> 00:00:38,126 We made a snack pact. 16 00:00:38,128 --> 00:00:39,860 All these have to start with the letter "C," in fact. 17 00:00:39,861 --> 00:00:42,444 A, stop rhyming. B, why "C"? 18 00:00:42,446 --> 00:00:44,022 - Well, we trieds "A." - Apples. 19 00:00:44,023 --> 00:00:45,609 - And we trieds "B." - Bananas. 20 00:00:45,611 --> 00:00:47,316 But "C" gave us many choice options. 21 00:00:47,318 --> 00:00:49,278 Cookies. Crackers. Cheese. Chocolates. 22 00:00:49,279 --> 00:00:51,420 See? And then we're on to "D," and so forth. 23 00:00:51,422 --> 00:00:53,094 - KATY: Mmm. Love the D. - Pardon? 24 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:55,241 - Why does jerky get to come? - It's Caribou jerky. 25 00:00:55,242 --> 00:00:56,741 - What about the nuts? - Corn nuts. 26 00:00:56,743 --> 00:00:59,119 - And the beer? - BOTH: Cold beer. 27 00:00:59,121 --> 00:01:01,080 There's too much choice in the world. 28 00:01:01,081 --> 00:01:02,957 - How do you fig, Newton? - Well, look at toothpaste. 29 00:01:02,958 --> 00:01:05,491 It used to be just Colgate or Crest. Now there's like 20 kinds of each. 30 00:01:05,492 --> 00:01:06,576 - Whitening. - Brightening. 31 00:01:06,578 --> 00:01:08,170 - Enlightening. - Goddamn right'ning. 32 00:01:08,171 --> 00:01:09,212 It's goddamn frightening. 33 00:01:09,213 --> 00:01:10,615 Nice work, double D's. 34 00:01:10,617 --> 00:01:12,256 Oh, speaking of double D's, 35 00:01:12,258 --> 00:01:14,570 Mrs. McMurray went to the casino with her pals the other night, 36 00:01:14,571 --> 00:01:15,974 so McMurray and I went to the rippers. 37 00:01:15,975 --> 00:01:17,678 When the cat's away, the mice will play. 38 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:18,936 Where was my invite? 39 00:01:18,938 --> 00:01:20,639 Get this, one of the stripper's names... 40 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:23,100 Tell us on the road. Let's go fishin' 41 00:01:23,102 --> 00:01:24,769 I loves fishin' in Kwee-bec. 42 00:01:24,771 --> 00:01:26,631 Who doesn't love fishing in Kay-bec? 43 00:01:26,633 --> 00:01:28,201 Great fishin' in Kyu-bec. 44 00:01:28,203 --> 00:01:29,612 I fuckin' hate Quebec. 45 00:01:29,614 --> 00:01:31,657 Get this guy a fuckin' Puppers. 46 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:33,777 I'll get myself a Puppers. 47 00:01:34,341 --> 00:01:35,467 (DARYL SPITS) 48 00:01:36,261 --> 00:01:38,263 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 49 00:01:39,198 --> 00:01:44,203 Subtitle by peritta 50 00:01:46,330 --> 00:01:48,165 (ALL URINATING) 51 00:01:51,172 --> 00:01:54,298 It's nice to have a break from you guys naming your own burps. 52 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:56,546 On the way homes, we'll be spelling our own farts. 53 00:01:56,547 --> 00:01:58,695 Hey, you pretty near need consonants for that. 54 00:01:58,697 --> 00:02:01,073 I's and T's, and some P's. 55 00:02:01,075 --> 00:02:02,659 That's maybe smart. 56 00:02:02,661 --> 00:02:03,993 Anywho, about the rippers... 57 00:02:03,995 --> 00:02:05,688 Oh, tell us when you get there. 58 00:02:05,690 --> 00:02:08,001 There's lots of time for telling stories when you go fishin'. 59 00:02:08,002 --> 00:02:10,184 I loves goin' fishings in Kwee-bec. 60 00:02:10,185 --> 00:02:11,799 Who doesn't love fishing in Kay-bec? 61 00:02:11,801 --> 00:02:13,346 It's great fishin' in Kyu-bec. 62 00:02:13,348 --> 00:02:14,806 I fuckin' hate Quebec. 63 00:02:15,022 --> 00:02:16,064 Get this guy a fuckin' Puppers. 64 00:02:16,065 --> 00:02:17,607 And everybody else in it, too. 65 00:02:17,608 --> 00:02:19,668 What's the problem, poopy-pants? 66 00:02:19,670 --> 00:02:20,896 Well, for one thing, 67 00:02:20,897 --> 00:02:22,224 you can never tell what the hell they're sayin' 68 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:23,490 half the time, that's for one thing. 69 00:02:23,491 --> 00:02:24,915 Ignorance is bliss, bud. 70 00:02:24,917 --> 00:02:26,085 Yeah, they should figures it out. 71 00:02:26,086 --> 00:02:27,763 Maybe you should figure it out. 72 00:02:27,765 --> 00:02:30,577 Okay, you try to name me one good guy that's a French guy. 73 00:02:30,578 --> 00:02:31,889 You try to name it. Go ahead and try. 74 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:33,762 I bet Corey Hart's a pretty good guy. 75 00:02:33,764 --> 00:02:35,765 I'm not sure that he's a French guy. 76 00:02:35,958 --> 00:02:38,543 DAN: You'd trust somebody's who wears sunglasses at night? 77 00:02:38,544 --> 00:02:39,885 DARYL: Name me another French guy that's a good guy. 78 00:02:39,886 --> 00:02:41,032 Go ahead and try. 79 00:02:41,034 --> 00:02:43,868 Well, what's about that guy from the alien show? 80 00:02:44,340 --> 00:02:46,424 - 3rd Rock from the Sun? - That's the one. 81 00:02:46,425 --> 00:02:48,773 - John Lithgow? - Nope. 82 00:02:49,220 --> 00:02:50,929 - French Stewart? - Yeah, that's the one. 83 00:02:50,930 --> 00:02:52,180 He's not French. 84 00:02:52,181 --> 00:02:53,306 Well, his name is French. 85 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:54,569 That guy squints too much. 86 00:02:54,571 --> 00:02:56,434 Well, they can take a walk, the whole lot of 'em. 87 00:02:56,435 --> 00:02:59,968 Dary, I think there's something much deeper at play here. 88 00:02:59,970 --> 00:03:02,413 - Can confirm. - What's the story? 89 00:03:02,835 --> 00:03:05,424 - All right, well, so this one time... - Oh, tell us when we get there. 90 00:03:05,425 --> 00:03:08,303 There's lots of time for tellin' stories when you're goin' fishin'. 91 00:03:09,666 --> 00:03:15,740 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 92 00:03:25,364 --> 00:03:27,323 WAYNE: Great day for sleighin' huh, Dan? 93 00:03:27,325 --> 00:03:28,652 It's a toboggan. 94 00:03:29,508 --> 00:03:31,634 So, Dary, what's the story? 95 00:03:31,636 --> 00:03:33,095 Which one? 96 00:03:33,097 --> 00:03:34,789 I'd hear the ripper story now. 97 00:03:34,791 --> 00:03:36,813 Well, I'd hear why you hate French people so much. 98 00:03:36,815 --> 00:03:38,511 Doesn't hate 'em. He loves 'em, that's the problem. 99 00:03:38,512 --> 00:03:39,855 - No, I don't. - Do too. 100 00:03:39,857 --> 00:03:41,348 - No, I do not. - Yeah, you do. 101 00:03:41,350 --> 00:03:44,259 You love French gals but hate that they don't love you. 102 00:03:44,261 --> 00:03:45,486 (EXHALES) 103 00:03:45,488 --> 00:03:48,198 Dary, please explain. 104 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:51,202 Well, every time there's a French gal I kinda like, 105 00:03:51,359 --> 00:03:52,902 I have a real hard time explaining to her 106 00:03:52,903 --> 00:03:55,361 that I kinda like her 'cause she only speaks French. 107 00:03:55,362 --> 00:03:58,166 And I'm not a good enough lookin' dude to get by on just my looks. 108 00:03:58,306 --> 00:03:59,672 Aw, Dary. 109 00:03:59,674 --> 00:04:00,986 Give this guy a fuckin' Puppers. 110 00:04:01,088 --> 00:04:03,739 And, if there's like, an English gal I kinda like 111 00:04:03,741 --> 00:04:05,245 but there's a French dude around, 112 00:04:05,246 --> 00:04:06,849 you know she's goin' home with the French dude 113 00:04:06,850 --> 00:04:08,819 'cause the English gals love French dudes. 114 00:04:08,821 --> 00:04:10,145 Can confirm. 115 00:04:10,147 --> 00:04:12,022 And English dudes love French gals. 116 00:04:12,024 --> 00:04:13,295 Can confirm. 117 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:15,713 That's why they can take a walk, the whole lot of 'em. 118 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:17,623 All right, well let's hear the ripper story, then. 119 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:19,269 - Yeah. - Oh. (CHUCKLES) 120 00:04:19,271 --> 00:04:20,438 Okay. (CHUCKLES) 121 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:22,630 Okay, so me and McMurray went to the rippers the other night, 122 00:04:22,631 --> 00:04:24,527 and there was this stripper and her name was... 123 00:04:24,529 --> 00:04:26,138 All-anus Morissette. 124 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:30,394 (ALL LAUGHING) 125 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:33,503 I loves it when they do variations on real people's names. 126 00:04:33,505 --> 00:04:35,672 Like, uh, Avril Vagine. 127 00:04:35,674 --> 00:04:36,841 Nelly Furtaco. 128 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:38,328 - Alec Baldwang. - (DARYL LAUGHS) 129 00:04:38,330 --> 00:04:41,154 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, but, but... 130 00:04:41,363 --> 00:04:42,906 All-anus Morrisette. 131 00:04:42,908 --> 00:04:45,033 (ALL CHUCKLING) 132 00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:46,592 Sm'ellen Degenitals. 133 00:04:46,594 --> 00:04:48,327 Oh, Meryl Strip. 134 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:49,931 Hannibal Licked-her. 135 00:04:49,933 --> 00:04:52,136 - Dongie Darko. - Count Dracu-load. 136 00:04:52,138 --> 00:04:53,304 Oh, that's a fun one, too, 137 00:04:53,306 --> 00:04:54,765 'cause it lends itself to good costumes. 138 00:04:54,766 --> 00:04:56,092 And that's just so camp. 139 00:04:56,094 --> 00:04:59,087 (GIGGLING) Yeah, yeah, but no, no, but... 140 00:05:01,154 --> 00:05:02,615 All-anus Morrisette. 141 00:05:02,617 --> 00:05:04,785 - (ALL LAUGHING) - (DISTANT LAUGHTER) 142 00:05:07,761 --> 00:05:09,429 - Okay, guys... - (GROUP LAUGHING) 143 00:05:09,430 --> 00:05:11,723 (RADIO ANNOUNCER SPEAKING FRENCH) 144 00:05:18,104 --> 00:05:20,398 - (ANNOUNCER EXCLAIMS) - (GROUP LAUGHING) 145 00:05:29,281 --> 00:05:30,532 Who's that? 146 00:05:31,324 --> 00:05:32,534 The French. 147 00:05:35,454 --> 00:05:36,497 (SNORTS) 148 00:05:37,496 --> 00:05:38,538 (SPITS) 149 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:40,790 (GROUP LAUGHING) 150 00:05:40,791 --> 00:05:44,335 - (COUGHING) - (LAUGHING CONTINUES) 151 00:05:46,258 --> 00:05:47,788 - Boys. - Boys. 152 00:05:47,790 --> 00:05:49,334 (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 153 00:05:51,996 --> 00:05:53,247 What is that, you little bitch? 154 00:05:53,249 --> 00:05:54,430 What's the red stuff, schmelts? 155 00:05:54,431 --> 00:05:55,953 - Shred the red, boys. - Shred the red, boys. 156 00:05:55,954 --> 00:05:57,155 Less meals, all wheels. 157 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:59,158 Protein powder program. Meal suppies. 158 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:00,785 Meal scheddie looks like this, boys. 159 00:06:00,787 --> 00:06:02,140 Breakfast, Shreddies. 160 00:06:02,142 --> 00:06:04,520 Lunch, shreddie the reddies. Dinner, spaghettis. 161 00:06:05,367 --> 00:06:06,952 (STOMACHS RUMBLING) 162 00:06:07,606 --> 00:06:09,191 Shit. 163 00:06:14,070 --> 00:06:15,321 (BOTH SIGHING) 164 00:06:15,322 --> 00:06:16,614 (BOTH FARTING) 165 00:06:16,615 --> 00:06:18,324 REILLY: Only thing about shredding the red 166 00:06:18,325 --> 00:06:20,255 is a few more trips to the shit shed, boys. 167 00:06:20,257 --> 00:06:22,151 JONESY: A few more trips to brown town, buddy. 168 00:06:22,153 --> 00:06:24,330 REILLY: (STRAINING) Table for one at the Poo-za Hut. 169 00:06:24,332 --> 00:06:26,664 JONESY: (SIGHS) Gotta let the jerseys out of the barn, bro. 170 00:06:26,665 --> 00:06:28,374 REILLY: You'll be Russian to a state visit 171 00:06:28,375 --> 00:06:30,210 with Splat-amir Poo-tin. 172 00:06:30,211 --> 00:06:32,134 JONESY: Drown a few brown snakes, bro. 173 00:06:32,136 --> 00:06:33,783 REILLY: Couple of King Cobra coilers, boys. 174 00:06:33,784 --> 00:06:35,547 JONESY: King Kong coilers, boys. 175 00:06:35,548 --> 00:06:37,133 SHORESY: Fuck my entire fuckin' life, 176 00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:38,717 if you tit-fuckers light a match in here, 177 00:06:38,718 --> 00:06:40,219 the whole fuckin' barn's goin' up. 178 00:06:40,220 --> 00:06:41,432 Give your balls a tug. 179 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:43,331 - REILLY: Fuck you, Shoresy. - SHORESY: Fuck you, Reilly. 180 00:06:43,332 --> 00:06:44,597 - Fight me, see what happens. - (FARTING CONTINUES) 181 00:06:44,598 --> 00:06:46,173 Yeah? What's gonna happen, Shoresy? 182 00:06:46,175 --> 00:06:48,054 Three things, I hit you, you hit the pavement, 183 00:06:48,056 --> 00:06:50,329 I jerk off on your driver's side door handle. 184 00:06:50,331 --> 00:06:52,646 - JONESY: Fuck you, Shoresy. - SHORESY: Fuck you, Jonesy. 185 00:06:52,648 --> 00:06:54,731 Tell your mom to top up the cell phone she bought me 186 00:06:54,732 --> 00:06:56,361 so I can FaceTime her late night. 187 00:06:56,363 --> 00:06:57,531 (FARTS) 188 00:07:00,738 --> 00:07:02,531 I don't think we can trust her. 189 00:07:02,532 --> 00:07:04,609 - Pourquoi, Roald? - She's got that look. 190 00:07:04,611 --> 00:07:05,685 What? 191 00:07:05,687 --> 00:07:07,024 You know when somebody comes to your party 192 00:07:07,025 --> 00:07:08,391 and does all your drugs, then tells everybody 193 00:07:08,392 --> 00:07:09,640 that you're the drug addict? 194 00:07:09,642 --> 00:07:10,852 Sit. 195 00:07:15,295 --> 00:07:16,836 Stay! 196 00:07:19,521 --> 00:07:24,218 FAK-U's mission moving forward is hereby labeled, "Operation Gae." 197 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:25,959 Objective? 198 00:07:25,961 --> 00:07:29,380 Find a way to get Gae back to the city, 199 00:07:29,764 --> 00:07:32,266 - as per her wishes. - Danke schoen. 200 00:07:32,267 --> 00:07:33,350 Danke stop, you're not even German. 201 00:07:33,351 --> 00:07:36,146 - Danke shut your mouth, Roald. - (GASPS) 202 00:07:36,148 --> 00:07:39,553 Modus operandi, create mailbox mayhem. 203 00:07:45,653 --> 00:07:48,239 Our Operation Gae HQ is here. 204 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:51,087 During the last gasp of daylight, 205 00:07:51,307 --> 00:07:55,142 we will skulk into our various positions here, 206 00:07:55,144 --> 00:07:58,790 here, here, and here. 207 00:07:59,166 --> 00:08:01,125 Then upon clown sundown, 208 00:08:01,126 --> 00:08:04,586 we will wreak havoc all over town. 209 00:08:04,587 --> 00:08:06,880 We'll deposit the contraband in my trunk 210 00:08:06,881 --> 00:08:11,051 and we will dump our load... Here. 211 00:08:11,802 --> 00:08:14,595 In the Dollar Store parking lot. 212 00:08:16,878 --> 00:08:19,838 To clarify, you want to steal mailboxes? 213 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:21,783 - Affirmative. - That's a federal crime. 214 00:08:21,785 --> 00:08:23,644 (LAUGHS) 215 00:08:23,645 --> 00:08:25,814 - (SCOFFS) - (CHUCKLES) 216 00:08:26,617 --> 00:08:27,617 (SNORTS) 217 00:08:27,929 --> 00:08:31,403 (LAUGHING CONTINUES) 218 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:34,609 Are you scared? 219 00:08:34,712 --> 00:08:35,878 No. 220 00:08:36,031 --> 00:08:37,575 - (THUDS) - Ooh! 221 00:08:38,052 --> 00:08:39,177 Oh! 222 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:41,120 Ooh, ooh. 223 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:42,913 (GROANS) 224 00:08:43,936 --> 00:08:45,312 (EXHALES) 225 00:08:48,424 --> 00:08:50,934 Best of all, Wayne et al., 226 00:08:50,936 --> 00:08:52,879 will assume the destruction was caused 227 00:08:52,881 --> 00:08:55,632 - by Tanis and her crew again. - It's perfect. 228 00:08:55,633 --> 00:08:58,270 Hey, maybe could urinate in the mailboxes too, you know. 229 00:08:58,272 --> 00:09:00,023 To underline how pissed off we are. 230 00:09:00,025 --> 00:09:01,387 (LAUGHS) 231 00:09:01,388 --> 00:09:02,739 Roald! 232 00:09:02,741 --> 00:09:04,616 You're in FAK-U now. 233 00:09:04,618 --> 00:09:05,965 It's serious. 234 00:09:06,341 --> 00:09:07,674 You're in... 235 00:09:07,886 --> 00:09:09,179 Or you're out. 236 00:09:11,566 --> 00:09:12,859 I acquiesce. 237 00:09:14,418 --> 00:09:16,669 We are FAK-U. 238 00:09:16,671 --> 00:09:19,009 Freaks Acting Krazee United! 239 00:09:19,011 --> 00:09:21,489 Give me three good reasons why you feel you must rebel. 240 00:09:21,490 --> 00:09:23,719 BOTH: I hate the world. I hate my parents. 241 00:09:23,721 --> 00:09:24,979 - I hate myself. - I hate they. 242 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,536 FAK-U! 243 00:09:27,117 --> 00:09:28,993 ALL: FAK-U! 244 00:09:28,995 --> 00:09:30,998 (RADIO BLARING) 245 00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:33,984 (GROUP LAUGHING) 246 00:09:33,986 --> 00:09:35,877 (ANNOUNCER CHEERS) 247 00:09:35,937 --> 00:09:37,229 (LAUGHING CONTINUES) 248 00:09:37,231 --> 00:09:38,690 Not only are they gal hoggers, 249 00:09:38,692 --> 00:09:40,192 they're louder than a bunch of... 250 00:09:40,194 --> 00:09:42,800 (STAMMERS) Goat... Goddamn stranded seals over there. 251 00:09:42,801 --> 00:09:44,320 Get this guy a fuckin' Puppers. 252 00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:45,364 I got a Puppers right there. 253 00:09:45,365 --> 00:09:47,575 (GROUP LAUGHING) 254 00:09:48,642 --> 00:09:50,268 Hey! 255 00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:53,060 Didn't they teach you how to pipe down in CEGEP? 256 00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:56,354 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 257 00:09:57,439 --> 00:09:59,566 - (DISTANT SINGING IN FRENCH) - (SPITS) 258 00:10:00,650 --> 00:10:02,777 (SINGING CONTINUES) 259 00:10:08,931 --> 00:10:13,267 Hey! He said simmers down, so simmers down! 260 00:10:13,269 --> 00:10:15,129 Why don't you go eat some tartars, 261 00:10:15,131 --> 00:10:17,133 you snails suckin' mime lovers? 262 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:20,586 Uh... 263 00:10:21,589 --> 00:10:23,573 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 264 00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:29,513 I don't know what the fuck you're saying, 265 00:10:29,515 --> 00:10:32,642 but turn that shit down! 266 00:10:32,644 --> 00:10:34,899 I would rather have Celine Dion. 267 00:10:35,321 --> 00:10:36,868 (MUTTERING IN FRENCH) 268 00:10:38,314 --> 00:10:40,727 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 269 00:10:42,681 --> 00:10:45,578 (SHOUTING IN FRENCH) 270 00:10:45,579 --> 00:10:47,579 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 271 00:10:52,382 --> 00:10:54,114 (GROUP SPEAKING IN FRENCH) 272 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,439 What do they say about arguing with idiots? 273 00:10:57,441 --> 00:11:00,743 They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. 274 00:11:00,745 --> 00:11:01,954 Over and out. 275 00:11:01,955 --> 00:11:05,165 - I can be helpful here, fellas. - No we... We got this. We got this. 276 00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:09,586 I still don't know what the fuck you're saying, 277 00:11:09,587 --> 00:11:13,256 but you're saying it now in a hostile tone. 278 00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:18,345 And youse don't speak to us in a hostile tone. 279 00:11:18,346 --> 00:11:20,346 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 280 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:26,893 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 281 00:11:32,415 --> 00:11:34,537 (LAUGHS MOCKINGLY) 282 00:11:34,539 --> 00:11:36,902 I still don't know what the fuck you're saying, 283 00:11:36,903 --> 00:11:38,862 but other than Georges St-Pierre, 284 00:11:38,863 --> 00:11:41,949 every Frenchman is a fuckin' pussy! 285 00:11:41,950 --> 00:11:45,327 So youse better simmer down and I mean right now! 286 00:11:45,328 --> 00:11:47,084 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 287 00:11:49,045 --> 00:11:53,097 Well, why don't you go to a poutine festival in the Thetford Mines? 288 00:11:53,098 --> 00:11:55,097 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 289 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:01,208 Why don't you go canoe in the three rivers, 290 00:12:01,210 --> 00:12:02,958 you inbred fur traders? 291 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,093 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 292 00:12:04,094 --> 00:12:07,597 Go eat a Nanaimo Bar in Kamloops... 293 00:12:07,729 --> 00:12:09,330 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 294 00:12:09,331 --> 00:12:10,766 I fuckin' know what that means. 295 00:12:10,767 --> 00:12:12,237 I love Nanaimo Bars. 296 00:12:12,239 --> 00:12:13,653 - 'Cause you do pot. - Yeah. 297 00:12:13,655 --> 00:12:16,229 Then why don't you go savagely force feed a duck 298 00:12:16,230 --> 00:12:19,751 and then enjoy your foie gras in a sugar shack, Trudeau? 299 00:12:19,753 --> 00:12:21,233 (GROUP GASPING) 300 00:12:21,235 --> 00:12:23,403 Why don't you go snowshoe into the Bell Centre 301 00:12:23,404 --> 00:12:26,823 to watch back-to-back sold-out Simple Plan shows, 302 00:12:26,825 --> 00:12:28,991 then go eat some Montreal smoked meat, 303 00:12:28,992 --> 00:12:31,785 you bagel-munching, rope pissers? 304 00:12:31,786 --> 00:12:33,746 (SNOWMOBILE APPROACHING) 305 00:12:35,226 --> 00:12:37,415 (MUSIC PLAYING) 306 00:12:56,989 --> 00:12:58,530 Anik! 307 00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:00,635 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 308 00:13:01,159 --> 00:13:02,690 (SPEAKING FRENCH) Pfft. 309 00:13:02,766 --> 00:13:04,710 (SPEAKING FRENCH) Pfft. 310 00:13:04,881 --> 00:13:07,787 (SPEAKING FRENCH) Pfft. 311 00:13:08,316 --> 00:13:09,848 (SPEAKING FRENCH) Pfft. 312 00:13:09,893 --> 00:13:12,561 (SPEAKING FRENCH) Pfft. 313 00:13:12,563 --> 00:13:14,496 (SPEAKING FRENCH) Pfft. 314 00:13:14,498 --> 00:13:17,113 - (LAUGHS) - (SPEAKING FRENCH) Pfft. 315 00:13:17,114 --> 00:13:18,829 No, you're a cock a vine! 316 00:13:18,830 --> 00:13:21,246 You know what, Dan? Sit down. 317 00:13:21,247 --> 00:13:23,121 You know, this one's off the beaten path a wee bit, 318 00:13:23,122 --> 00:13:25,819 but do you ever notice how French people go "pfft" at the end of a sentence? 319 00:13:25,820 --> 00:13:27,734 Yeah. Yeah, I noticed that. 320 00:13:27,736 --> 00:13:28,890 French people do that all the time. 321 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:30,382 They end a sentence and they go "pfft." 322 00:13:30,383 --> 00:13:31,755 I don't knows if I follows. 323 00:13:31,757 --> 00:13:34,699 Well, like if you were an English person going "pfft" at the end of a sentence, 324 00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:36,456 like French people go "pfft" at the end of the sentence, 325 00:13:36,457 --> 00:13:38,456 the sentence would probably be something like, 326 00:13:38,457 --> 00:13:40,511 "You get so drunk some nights you piss the bed, 327 00:13:40,513 --> 00:13:41,748 "but other nights you get so stoned 328 00:13:41,749 --> 00:13:43,058 "you can't piss at all, so pfft." 329 00:13:43,059 --> 00:13:45,706 Yeah, or like your guy says, "Sex isn't good anymore." 330 00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:47,165 And you're like, "Well, how do you think I feel? 331 00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:49,041 "All you put into it is your dick, pfft." 332 00:13:49,042 --> 00:13:50,961 You wanna know what's kind of fun to make fun of 'em for? 333 00:13:50,962 --> 00:13:53,450 Is if right after they go "pfft," you go... (IMITATES) 334 00:13:53,452 --> 00:13:54,784 - Do that again. - (IMITATES) 335 00:13:54,786 --> 00:13:56,775 So like, "You like having casual sex 336 00:13:56,777 --> 00:13:57,822 "'cause he gives you some good, 337 00:13:57,823 --> 00:13:59,258 "but at the end of the day, he doesn't give you 338 00:13:59,259 --> 00:14:00,458 "a God damn, so, pfft." 339 00:14:00,459 --> 00:14:01,833 - (IMITATING) - Pfft. 340 00:14:01,834 --> 00:14:03,144 - Pfft! Pfft. - (IMITATES) 341 00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,250 And you know what else? 342 00:14:04,251 --> 00:14:08,208 None of youse knows where to put the S's in your God damn sentences. 343 00:14:08,209 --> 00:14:09,667 So why don't you go get tricked 344 00:14:09,668 --> 00:14:11,293 by a Just For Laughs Gags 345 00:14:11,294 --> 00:14:13,293 before you have to hold a referendum 346 00:14:13,294 --> 00:14:15,753 to separate my foot from your ass! 347 00:14:16,972 --> 00:14:19,002 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 348 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:20,926 Choice words, super chief. 349 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:23,469 - (FLUSHING) - (BOTH SIGHING) 350 00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:25,072 Now that was a big turd, period, brother. 351 00:14:25,074 --> 00:14:27,002 You gotta have a big turd, buddy. 352 00:14:27,003 --> 00:14:28,461 Sniped a penalty shit, bro. 353 00:14:28,462 --> 00:14:30,325 Finally got the poo-er play clickin' bro. 354 00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:32,536 Almost had to foreshit the game. 355 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,294 Too many poo-minute penalties. 356 00:14:34,296 --> 00:14:36,337 (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 357 00:14:36,338 --> 00:14:38,962 So what? You boys ready to shred the red? 358 00:14:38,963 --> 00:14:41,212 Shreddy the reddy, boys. Try it for praccy. 359 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:43,883 Not sure I want a trouser brownie, you little bitch. 360 00:14:43,885 --> 00:14:45,004 Yorkie? 361 00:14:45,005 --> 00:14:47,679 Not sure I'm up for smuggling Fudgee-Os either, Barts. 362 00:14:47,681 --> 00:14:48,835 Scholtzy. 363 00:14:49,317 --> 00:14:52,109 Not sure I'm up for squishy poopies. 364 00:14:52,111 --> 00:14:54,776 If it ain't yumsies in my tumsies, 365 00:14:54,778 --> 00:14:57,032 my poopies go squishies. 366 00:14:57,034 --> 00:14:58,187 Pussy. 367 00:14:58,472 --> 00:14:59,772 Fisky. 368 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,621 I've been stocking nut like Bulk Barn. 369 00:15:02,699 --> 00:15:03,809 Boomtown! 370 00:15:03,811 --> 00:15:04,850 In. 371 00:15:04,852 --> 00:15:06,811 That's what I fuckin' love about you, Boomtown. 372 00:15:06,813 --> 00:15:09,092 Love the jam, Boomtown. Love it! 373 00:15:09,094 --> 00:15:10,253 Shred the red! 374 00:15:10,255 --> 00:15:13,132 BOTH: Shred the red. Shred the red! 375 00:15:13,133 --> 00:15:15,759 GROUP: Shred the red! Shred the red! 376 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,132 ALL: Shred the red! Shred the red! 377 00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:18,420 ALL: Shred the red! Shred the red! 378 00:15:18,421 --> 00:15:19,793 ALL: Shred the red! Shred the red! 379 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:21,174 ALL: Shred the red! Shred the red! 380 00:15:21,175 --> 00:15:22,579 ALL: Shred the red! Shred the red! 381 00:16:55,393 --> 00:16:56,728 She is hot. 382 00:16:56,730 --> 00:16:59,548 I'm pretty sure the French word for hot is chaud. 383 00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:01,340 I'd like to chaud her something. 384 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:04,311 Why don't you invite her to the chaise lounge, Dary? 385 00:17:04,813 --> 00:17:06,058 I would... 386 00:17:06,061 --> 00:17:08,659 Except I wouldn't be able to understand what she's saying half the time. 387 00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:11,325 And I'm not a good enough looking guy to get by on just my looks. 388 00:17:11,342 --> 00:17:12,675 (TUTS) Aw, Dary. 389 00:17:12,677 --> 00:17:15,126 Cheer up, Dary. Despite those frogs, 390 00:17:15,128 --> 00:17:17,311 whose wives can't even take their last names. 391 00:17:17,312 --> 00:17:19,547 I'm pretty sure they don't use middle names over there either. 392 00:17:19,548 --> 00:17:21,146 No middle names? It's 2015. 393 00:17:21,609 --> 00:17:23,400 No, it's not. 394 00:17:23,472 --> 00:17:25,137 I loves fishin' in Kwee-bec. 395 00:17:25,139 --> 00:17:27,013 Who doesn't love fishing in Kay-bec? 396 00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,561 It's great fishin in Kyu-bec. 397 00:17:28,563 --> 00:17:30,145 I fuckin' hate Quebec. 398 00:17:30,147 --> 00:17:31,896 Get this guy a fuckin' Puppers. 399 00:17:31,897 --> 00:17:33,064 (SPLATTING) 400 00:17:35,664 --> 00:17:36,889 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 401 00:17:39,394 --> 00:17:40,393 Pfft! 402 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:42,953 (IMITATES) 403 00:17:42,954 --> 00:17:44,601 - Pfft! - (IMITATES) 404 00:17:44,603 --> 00:17:47,229 - Pfft! - (IMITATES) 405 00:17:51,368 --> 00:17:54,436 (ENGINE REVVING) 406 00:18:07,190 --> 00:18:10,275 Well, I guess everybody understands body language. 407 00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:12,465 Anik is gone forever. 408 00:18:12,849 --> 00:18:16,544 Aw, next time, you'll know to strike while the iron's hot, big shooter. 409 00:18:16,855 --> 00:18:18,276 I just can't catch a break. 410 00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:21,413 (ROD CLICKING) 411 00:18:21,415 --> 00:18:23,165 - Oh, you got one. - DARYL: Oh... Hey... 412 00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:25,301 (LAUGHING) Eh? 413 00:18:29,485 --> 00:18:30,736 Oh, bother. 414 00:18:36,135 --> 00:18:37,468 Oh! Too hot. 415 00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:39,171 - I've had a hearty, boys. - (FARTS) 416 00:18:39,173 --> 00:18:40,402 Mudslide, budski. 417 00:18:40,404 --> 00:18:43,153 - Oh, no. I've shit my pants. - (FARTS) 418 00:18:43,154 --> 00:18:45,283 You little bitch. Yorkie. 419 00:18:45,285 --> 00:18:46,367 (FARTING) 420 00:18:46,369 --> 00:18:48,368 I've cranked an eight-ball in my sports-shorts. 421 00:18:48,370 --> 00:18:49,631 (FARTING CONTINUES) 422 00:18:49,633 --> 00:18:50,674 Scholtzy? 423 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,513 - (STOMACH RUMBLES) - (FARTS) 424 00:18:52,515 --> 00:18:57,181 Peak behind door number two to see my little poop de Ville. 425 00:18:57,183 --> 00:18:58,975 It's my little deuce poop. Pussy. 426 00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:01,181 Fisky. 427 00:19:01,572 --> 00:19:03,572 (FARTS) I've had a blumpy. 428 00:19:03,956 --> 00:19:05,532 A grumpy blumpy. 429 00:19:06,003 --> 00:19:07,252 Boomtown? 430 00:19:07,573 --> 00:19:09,967 (SNIFFS THEN SPITS) 431 00:19:09,969 --> 00:19:11,760 I'm ready to get the lead out. 432 00:19:12,390 --> 00:19:14,140 I'm ready to... (FARTS) 433 00:19:14,142 --> 00:19:15,224 (SPLATTERING) 434 00:19:15,226 --> 00:19:16,268 Wait. 435 00:19:17,975 --> 00:19:19,933 I shit my pants, too. 436 00:19:19,935 --> 00:19:21,225 I'm sorry. 437 00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:23,594 This is on you, you little bitch. 438 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,991 I'm gonna get you, schmelt! 439 00:19:32,484 --> 00:19:33,734 (GRUNTS) 440 00:19:33,736 --> 00:19:36,595 Cops are so dumb. Cops are mushrooms. 441 00:19:36,597 --> 00:19:38,283 I'll need you to expound, Gae. 442 00:19:38,284 --> 00:19:39,625 What do you do with mushrooms? 443 00:19:39,627 --> 00:19:42,584 Are we talking Portobello? Shiitake? Chanterelles? 444 00:19:42,586 --> 00:19:44,169 I can cook, you know. 445 00:19:44,369 --> 00:19:46,536 You give them shit and keep them in the dark. 446 00:19:47,558 --> 00:19:49,243 Roald. Are you afflicted? 447 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:58,028 What are you... 448 00:19:58,260 --> 00:19:59,259 Ow! 449 00:20:01,172 --> 00:20:02,171 Roald? 450 00:20:05,425 --> 00:20:08,174 Give me three reasons why you feel you must rebel. 451 00:20:08,176 --> 00:20:09,926 BOTH: I hate the world. I hate my parents. 452 00:20:09,928 --> 00:20:11,565 I hate myself! 453 00:20:11,567 --> 00:20:12,775 As you were. 454 00:20:12,777 --> 00:20:15,246 ALL: FAK-U! 455 00:20:16,045 --> 00:20:17,355 What a bust. 456 00:20:17,357 --> 00:20:19,982 Pretty pedestrian effort, super chieftains. 457 00:20:19,984 --> 00:20:23,289 Only fish we caught was the one Cock Cousteau tossed over at us. 458 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:24,779 I fuckin' hate Quebec. 459 00:20:24,781 --> 00:20:26,281 Can't catch a break here. 460 00:20:26,283 --> 00:20:28,158 (SNOWMOBILES APPROACHING) 461 00:20:41,717 --> 00:20:43,009 Oh, bother. 462 00:20:43,921 --> 00:20:45,379 Degens from up-country. 463 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:55,084 No ostrich fuckers in Quebec, hicks. 464 00:20:59,756 --> 00:21:02,546 Well, we are way the fucks outnumbered, bud. 465 00:21:02,548 --> 00:21:05,890 It's not how many you win, it's how many you show up for. 466 00:21:05,892 --> 00:21:07,888 - Is that a No Fear slogan? - Likely. 467 00:21:10,262 --> 00:21:12,334 (MAN SPEAKING FRENCH) 468 00:21:17,498 --> 00:21:20,043 (CONTINUES IN FRENCH) 469 00:21:20,044 --> 00:21:22,043 (SNORTS AND SPITS) 470 00:21:28,019 --> 00:21:29,439 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 471 00:22:30,650 --> 00:22:33,447 - (SPEAKING FRENCH) - Your brother's hot. 472 00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:32,183 Do you speak English? 473 00:23:32,447 --> 00:23:34,640 - Oui. Yes. 474 00:23:35,802 --> 00:23:36,934 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 475 00:23:36,935 --> 00:23:38,933 Yes. Oui. 476 00:23:40,306 --> 00:23:41,851 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 477 00:23:46,426 --> 00:23:48,704 No problem. Of course 478 00:23:49,063 --> 00:23:51,217 - (SPEAKING FRENCH) - Bon. 479 00:23:51,881 --> 00:23:53,014 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 480 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:56,310 Well, it's best to avoid a scrap when you're goin' fishin'. 481 00:23:56,312 --> 00:23:58,796 But you hate degens from up country too, huh? 482 00:23:59,617 --> 00:24:02,326 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 483 00:24:03,284 --> 00:24:04,369 Yeah? 484 00:24:04,371 --> 00:24:06,747 And where exactly is up-country Kyu-bec? 485 00:24:08,226 --> 00:24:10,301 My whole life, I've hated the French. 486 00:24:10,437 --> 00:24:12,936 You can't understand what they're saying half the fuckin' time. 487 00:24:12,937 --> 00:24:14,350 And I couldn't land one of your beautiful women 488 00:24:14,351 --> 00:24:15,643 if my life depended on it. 489 00:24:16,181 --> 00:24:19,140 As far as I'm concerned, youse can take a walk, the lot of youse. 490 00:24:21,756 --> 00:24:23,380 But then youse had our back today... 491 00:24:23,381 --> 00:24:25,380 - Yeah. - Oui. 492 00:24:25,688 --> 00:24:28,056 I loves me fishin' in Kwee-bec. 493 00:24:28,058 --> 00:24:29,875 Who doesn't love fishing in Kay-bec? 494 00:24:29,877 --> 00:24:31,236 Great fishin' in Kyu-bec. 495 00:24:31,238 --> 00:24:33,113 I fuckin' love Quebec. 496 00:24:33,115 --> 00:24:34,636 - Hear, hear! - Cheers! 497 00:24:34,637 --> 00:24:37,314 - ANIK: Sante! - Merci, mes amis. 498 00:24:37,315 --> 00:24:39,313 Thank you. 499 00:24:40,766 --> 00:24:41,933 I'm Anik. 500 00:24:43,761 --> 00:24:45,302 I'm Daryl. 501 00:24:45,512 --> 00:24:47,221 I think you're really good-looking. 502 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:52,264 Um, I was looking at you and I see you look at me so, pfft. 503 00:24:52,266 --> 00:24:53,974 (IMITATES) 504 00:24:53,976 --> 00:24:55,642 You speak English. 505 00:24:55,644 --> 00:24:57,690 Pretty much everyone in Quebec does. 506 00:24:58,495 --> 00:25:00,118 Wow. 507 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:01,496 Do you like Alanis Morissette? 508 00:25:02,076 --> 00:25:04,366 (GIGGLES) 509 00:25:04,368 --> 00:25:06,868 (GIGGLING CONTINUES) 510 00:25:12,387 --> 00:25:13,386 Oui. 511 00:25:13,910 --> 00:25:15,984 (LAUGHING) 512 00:25:21,742 --> 00:25:23,008 Subtitle by peritta 513 00:25:23,971 --> 00:25:30,101 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/9snj7 Help other users to choose the best subtitles 514 00:25:30,151 --> 00:25:34,701 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36680

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