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You're not gonna shoot the pee stream,
are ya?
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I might.
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So just keep on going.
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I'm ovulating.
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Oh my God! I'm ovulating!
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Honey! Bev, come here!
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Where do I enter from?
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Where your mark is.
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I'm excited! You're ovulating!
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Okay, so then I look at the stick
and I kiss her.
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Yeah.
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Okay, I'm fine with all that.
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But then it says that I "F" her
against the sink.
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I just...
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I'm not really sure what that means.
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Really?
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Okay.
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That's why we're rehearsing
to work out all this stuff.
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- Can you hold my cup?
- Sure.
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Okay, so this is what I want you to do.
Can I just be you?
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Okay, so, you are going to
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look at her and you're gonna take her
and you're gonna
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pull her against the sink.
Bam!
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And you're gonna
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look at her with passion
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and then you...
Don't worry, I won't kiss you.
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You're gonna take her,
and you're gonna kiss her,
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with tongue...
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and then I want you to reach down,
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and then I want you to finger-fuck her,
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and give her the best fucking orgasm ever.
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Go for it.
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Oh, you mean with my hand.
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Yeah.
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Unless you have some other apparati
I don't know about.
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I'm excited. You're ovulating!
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I'm ovulating.
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Let's make a baby.
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Passion! That's okay.
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Wow! It looks like you guys are
in sort doing like a dance.
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- You need to see my hand?
- I'd like to.
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It might be nice
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if you look like you're actually
giving her pleasure,
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rather than moving furniture.
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You know, that looks,
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that looks like
you're sewing up a hole in her jean. Yeah.
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I don't really know
what I'm supposed to be doing.
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Neither do I.
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Step away. Move away from her.
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Just step away from each other.
Adele,
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can you schedule time
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for me and the other actors
that have sex scenes?
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You guys really don't know
how to fuck women, do you?
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You guys are gonna learn how to fuck.
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I'm gonna get a lesbian sex coach
to teach you.
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Please.
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That would be great.
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What can we do for you?
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- "Piece of My Love" by Debby Holiday -
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I'd love to talk to you two,
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if you don't mind.
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My girlfriend and I are listening.
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Good. Do you wanna...
do you wanna grab a table?
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No.
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I came here to apologize.
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I didn't meant any disrespect.
Not towards you,
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or to your relationship. I apologize.
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And I'm sorry for the way I treated you
when you came into my house.
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I was just a little, uh...
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I wasn't me that night.
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So I'd like to make peace.
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And if there's anything I can do to
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even the playing field...
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Well, there is just one thing
I can think of.
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Jenny Schecter, she's your roomate, right?
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My best friend and my roomate, why?
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Well,
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come closer, I won't bite.
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Get her to use SheBar as the location
in her big Hollywood lesbo movie.
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- I don't know, Dawn. That's...
- What, what?
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Are you too small time, Shane?
Just a little low hairdresser?
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If I recall, I never said I was big time
to begin with, did I?
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No.
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Alright.
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I'll ask her. I can't promise you.
But I'll ask her.
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You know, you make that happen,
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we might be talking détente.
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- Alright.
- See ya.
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Oh, oh, just one more thing.
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I knew there would be with you.
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It has to be called SheBar in the movie.
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Not the Pluto Cafe or
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whatever the stupid thing was called
that's supposed to be The Planet.
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- What?
- SheBar is such a better location.
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I can't believe they were going
to pay $50,000 a day
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for that wannabe Peach Pit of a shithole.
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You're too much.
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- I can't do it.
- What?
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What can't you do, Shane?
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Other than make my girlfriend come?
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I didn't realize that's what you wanted.
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- I can't do it.
- Of course that's what we want!
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Get to my friend, man!
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You have problems with me,
you stay with me.
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You don't fuck over my friend! I'm sure
she's not gonna fuck them over for you!
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So pointless.
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Now, I'm just gonna have to put your friend
out of business the old fashion way.
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Is that...
Is that a threat?
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Are you still talking?
Are you still here?
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Oh, that's another threat.
Dawn!
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It is so on! You're fucked.
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What?
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Call me.
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Here is all your stuff.
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I'll get the suitcase back to you.
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Did you want to come in
and see if I forgot anything?
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I trust you.
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That's bullshit. You don't trust me.
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I trust you.
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We're just not good for each other.
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I'm really sorry that I
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fucked your life up.
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I was gay long before
I ever met you.
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Anyway, Brown,
he had in it for me. So,
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I'm sure he would have found something.
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So I heard you got offered some
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big talk-show or something?
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- What is it? "The Look"?
- No.
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They're just interested.
I still have to audition.
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They're looking for a replacement
for Kelly Corrigan.
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- Wow, that's great.
- I don't know if I'm gonna do it though.
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- If I want to be, you know, the replacement dyke.
- Oh, come on.
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No, you know,
'cause they want me to be out and
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flamboyant and audacious, and...
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you know, it's on national television.
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I don't know if I want to be gay
for the whole world.
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This is why we're not good
for each other.
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Why would you think twice
about something like this?
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It's like a dream come true for you.
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You don't know what I dream of.
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You're right. I'm gonna go.
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- "Love and Affection"
by Joan Armatrading -
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- Can I come in?
- Hey!
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Kit and Angie, they're not gonna be back
from Dysneyland for a couple of hours.
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I came early.
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I hope you don't mind.
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No, it's fine.
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Are you having a diner party
or something?
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No, this is just for Angie.
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I wanted to figure before you got here.
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Told Kit not to let her eat a lot of crap
from Disneyland.
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Oh yeah, right.
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It looks fancy.
What are you making?
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Oh, it's just fried chicken
and vegetables also.
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It smells amazing.
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Did Jodi teach you how to cook?
I heard she's a great cooker.
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Actually,
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no, I taught myself.
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I sometimes cook for me and Angie
when we're alone.
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It makes me feel like we, you know,
make a family. I enjoy it.
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I'll have to cook for you sometime.
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Bette...
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Turn around...
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Look, I know
that you don't want to hurt Jodi...
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No, I don't.
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Why are we doing this?
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Shhh.
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Oh, wait.
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Don't.
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Spread your legs.
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Why are you talking dirty to me?
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You're so wet.
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I just wanna fuck you.
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Thank you very much. So Jenny,
we have one more possiblity
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for Bev and Nina's house.
It's in Keats.
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Where the fuck is she?
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Well, I don't really care
that it's a saturday.
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Can you tell her that
I'm working on saturday because of her?
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Alright. I want you
to give her a message for me, okay?
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I want you to tell her
that it's not gonna work.
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All right?
Vancouver doesn't pass as L.A.
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And I am not gonna shoot here
in this waterlogged, provincial little city.
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And it's a complete waste of my time
to come here
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when I should have been back in L.A.
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prepping for my first day
of shooting on monday.
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- Alright?
- Jenny, actually,
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there's been lots of shows
that have been shot up here successfully.
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So, if you wanna take a look
at the location...
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Can you please also tell her
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that I don't appreciate her
sending her studio
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fucking nark to spy on me
and tell me
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that black is white.
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Okay? Right.
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I hope you know
I have absolutely nothing to gain
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- by convincing you to shoot in Vancouver.
- Good. Because I'm not.
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And when the studio pulls the plug
on your movie
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because you're out of the budget,
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I'll have another job tomorrow.
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Can you please open up the door? Hey!
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I don't...!
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I want you to know
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that I don't think
you should be in this industry.
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I don't think that you know
how to deal with artists.
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Jenny, Jenny, Jenny,
Williams just texted you back.
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- What?
- Okay, listen.
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What is this Vancouver folly?
Of course we're shooting L.A. for L.A.
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I just secure the bond financing this place.
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Aaron knows. So see you on set
monday morning. XO, XO, William.
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That's right, Sally!
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I'm so excited! I am so happy.
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When did I text him?
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I don't remember doing that.
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I feel like I'm going crazy.
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- When did I text him?
- Listen, I hope you don't mind, but I just,
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I took the liberty.
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- What do you mean?
- Because I saw how unhappy you were.
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And so, I texted him myself.
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I think that we need to celebrate.
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Okay. Alright.
What do you wanna do?
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That's what I wanna do.
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And the next thing I'm gonna do
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is to take you shopping.
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You are so beautiful, okay?
And I can see
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that you're hiding behind those glasses.
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If I may be so bored, I just...
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There's so much to do.
We start shooting on monday
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and you have to approve the costume
we've done,
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you've got to finish out listing,
there's
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- there's a ton of things to do.
- You know what?
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I'm gonna take you shopping.
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- Sally?
- Jenny.
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I have a job for you.
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I want you to take us
to a place where
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fashionable vancouverists shop
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'cause I'm gonna transform
my lovely assistant.
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Joyce's here to see you.
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Send her in, please.
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Hello, Phyllis.
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Joyce,
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I know it's presemptious of me
to call you.
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And I'm not really expecting
too much sympathy.
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I was just wandering...
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Maybe you could give me some advice,
make a recommandation...
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I think we hit back with a countersuit.
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Leonard needs to know that you're not
just gonna roll over and gift him
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with everything you've worked so hard for
all these years.
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I mean, he's got balls,
I give him that.
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And his attorney Joey Manhohand,
he's no slouch either.
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So, luckily for you,
I've got a trick or two in my own.
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- You wanna represent me?
- Phyllis, you hired me to represent you,
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and then you fired me
so we could make sweet love.
252
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And then you broke my heart.
253
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So, the way I see it, you're down a lawyer;
I'm down a job.
254
00:18:07,525 --> 00:18:10,673
Joyce, I didn't actually expect you
to represent me.
255
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I was hoping for a recommandation,
for somebody else...
256
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Phyllis, I'm the best in the business.
257
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I win cases.
It's what I do.
258
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And I got a bum deal here.
So I'm not gonna walk away from
259
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a sweet piece of business just because
we didn't work out as lovers.
260
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In fact,
261
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I think you kinda owe me this one.
262
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- "Pull Shapes" by The Pipettes -
263
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Can I help you to find something?
264
00:19:05,835 --> 00:19:10,731
Yeah, you know, I was wondering if
you had anything any lower pricely dress.
265
00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:12,701
Oh, what price do you have in mind?
266
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- 25, 30...
- Excuse me?
267
00:19:16,618 --> 00:19:18,040
- She's kidding.
- Hello.
268
00:19:18,077 --> 00:19:21,571
Hello. Adele, this is Emile,
a personal shopper here.
269
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This is Adele, my assistant.
270
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- Emile?
- It's alright?
271
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Yes. Please start ???
272
00:19:26,947 --> 00:19:29,613
And you, come here,
I wanna show you some Chanel.
273
00:19:33,265 --> 00:19:35,471
I don't know. Do you like it?
274
00:19:35,505 --> 00:19:38,061
Yeah. But what about,
what about the fancy shoes?
275
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You could wear the shoes on your first day.
276
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- It's so expensive.
- Adele,
277
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really. The thing is we're making a film
about fashionable lesbians,
278
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:55,053
you know,
so we have to be fashionable and
279
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we were here doing research?
280
00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:01,802
Wait, this is coming out of
the wardrobe budget?
281
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Shh...
282
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:06,423
We should get you some jeans now, because,
283
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um, Adele,
284
00:20:09,216 --> 00:20:12,383
the appliqué on the back of your jeans
285
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was declared an abomination
by the Geneva Convention.
286
00:20:16,778 --> 00:20:19,702
We've got to burn them
after we buy new ones!
287
00:20:44,836 --> 00:20:47,361
- Look.
- Oh wow!
288
00:20:47,407 --> 00:20:50,010
Well, it's, it's David Yourman,
289
00:20:50,098 --> 00:20:55,042
and maybe you're getting a bit
carried away here. This is quite expensive.
290
00:20:56,556 --> 00:21:00,451
Oh, no, no, not for me.
It's for Niki.
291
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You know, just a little, a little gift
to the start of the production.
292
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Okay, we'll take it.
293
00:21:13,558 --> 00:21:15,610
- You know, Adele...
- Yeah?
294
00:21:15,648 --> 00:21:18,082
...you are the only one
that knows about Niki and me.
295
00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:21,021
I know, I know.
And discretion is imperative.
296
00:21:21,067 --> 00:21:24,761
The only reason I told you
is that so you can protect us.
297
00:21:24,808 --> 00:21:27,171
I'll make sure
that nobody has the slightest inkling.
298
00:21:27,217 --> 00:21:28,991
Oh yeah. I mean, the thing is,
299
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if the other actors knew,
300
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:33,242
that would just cause so much drama,
301
00:21:33,275 --> 00:21:35,630
so much jealousy on set, you know?
302
00:21:35,645 --> 00:21:36,563
I know.
303
00:21:37,557 --> 00:21:40,733
I mean, everyone always
falls in love with the director.
304
00:21:58,435 --> 00:22:01,571
Oh my God! You look beautiful.
305
00:22:01,607 --> 00:22:04,061
- Thanks.
- Do you like it?
306
00:22:04,108 --> 00:22:08,061
I love it. Thank you.
I love it. I love it. I love it!
307
00:22:09,138 --> 00:22:10,863
You know what?
308
00:22:10,876 --> 00:22:14,242
I think we're gonna wait
'til we get back to L.A. to do your hair.
309
00:22:14,286 --> 00:22:16,822
I think only Shane
should be touching your hair.
310
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Good morning, sweet pea.
311
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Are you hungry?
Do we make pancakes?
312
00:23:32,235 --> 00:23:34,290
Let me go check
and see what we have. Okay?
313
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I'll go look.
314
00:23:40,797 --> 00:23:42,913
Oh oh... We're out of milk.
315
00:23:46,546 --> 00:23:47,753
I know what we should do.
316
00:23:49,145 --> 00:23:52,563
What if we call mama B
317
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to see if she wants
to have breakfeast with us.
318
00:23:54,947 --> 00:23:56,972
That looks like a good idea?
319
00:23:57,425 --> 00:23:58,921
What do you think?
320
00:23:59,645 --> 00:24:02,523
Yeah? Let's call mama B?
321
00:24:02,527 --> 00:24:03,951
Do you wanna come sit with me?
322
00:24:04,528 --> 00:24:07,912
Let's call mama B and see if she wants
to go to the Planet and have pancakes.
323
00:24:07,918 --> 00:24:09,551
Do you want some pancakes?
324
00:24:11,536 --> 00:24:14,520
I would love to have breakfeast
with you and Angie, but um...
325
00:24:20,998 --> 00:24:23,902
- Yeah, right, of course.
- Tina, wait...
326
00:24:25,086 --> 00:24:28,062
I think we're gonna have to pass
on breakfeast.
327
00:24:28,068 --> 00:24:30,481
Yeah, it's a really sweet idea.
328
00:24:32,485 --> 00:24:34,823
But, yeah. Give Angie a kiss for me.
329
00:24:37,828 --> 00:24:40,062
Don't you wanna go out for breakfeast?
330
00:24:40,128 --> 00:24:42,242
I'm kind in the mood to go out.
331
00:24:42,288 --> 00:24:44,490
If you are in the mood to go out...
You know what?
332
00:24:44,507 --> 00:24:45,923
I would really just
333
00:24:45,965 --> 00:24:48,453
like to sit in my garden
334
00:24:48,498 --> 00:24:50,382
and read the newspaper.
335
00:24:51,056 --> 00:24:53,710
But if you want to go to The Planet
336
00:24:53,746 --> 00:24:56,452
and do another podcast,
then that would be great.
337
00:24:57,517 --> 00:25:00,071
I said I was just joking.
338
00:25:00,108 --> 00:25:02,270
And I said I was sorry, too.
339
00:25:03,146 --> 00:25:05,870
Are you gonna go on punishing me forever?
340
00:25:08,025 --> 00:25:09,560
I'm sorry.
341
00:25:10,265 --> 00:25:11,650
I'm just...
342
00:25:13,358 --> 00:25:14,833
I'm just stressed.
343
00:25:20,525 --> 00:25:23,100
Do you wanna go see some art?
344
00:25:23,985 --> 00:25:26,630
It can help you to relax.
345
00:25:28,387 --> 00:25:31,040
Or maybe we could go to the beach.
346
00:25:31,537 --> 00:25:33,982
Towards up the coast, to Suma.
347
00:25:40,305 --> 00:25:42,461
I think I just
348
00:25:43,296 --> 00:25:46,592
I just need a little
sunday alone time, that's all.
349
00:25:46,606 --> 00:25:49,310
Just to get ready for the week.
I mean, apart from everything else,
350
00:25:49,355 --> 00:25:51,702
I have to appear before the Board
and tell them
351
00:25:51,746 --> 00:25:54,401
what I'm gonna do about
what Justin's done with
352
00:25:54,447 --> 00:25:56,493
- the gun on his head.
- What are you going to tell them?
353
00:26:00,788 --> 00:26:02,272
I really don't know.
354
00:26:30,596 --> 00:26:33,910
I'm so glad you guys met me here.
I was feeling really lonely.
355
00:26:33,956 --> 00:26:35,810
Oh my God!
That's why you called Shane!
356
00:26:35,846 --> 00:26:38,320
Well, ladies, that's what friends
are for. What can I say?
357
00:26:38,357 --> 00:26:40,171
But we're still going
to Phyllis' house tonight, right?
358
00:26:40,205 --> 00:26:42,553
- Yeah.
- Is uh, Bette gonna be there?
359
00:26:44,226 --> 00:26:46,960
I thought you guys
were getting along lately.
360
00:26:46,996 --> 00:26:50,171
Yeah, yeah. It's not a problem.
Is Tasha coming?
361
00:26:50,207 --> 00:26:52,041
It's over, Tina!
362
00:26:52,086 --> 00:26:54,710
Do I look like I wanna talk about it?
363
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,661
Come on, this is crazy.
You two are so in love.
364
00:26:57,708 --> 00:26:59,422
It doesn't always matter.
365
00:26:59,466 --> 00:27:01,851
I know, but can't you just talk to her or...
366
00:27:02,768 --> 00:27:05,021
Didn't I say
I don't wanna talk about it?
367
00:27:06,357 --> 00:27:07,391
Yep?
368
00:27:07,425 --> 00:27:09,280
You still wanna meet at the Planet?
369
00:27:09,325 --> 00:27:10,761
I'm here already.
370
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:13,452
With Alice and Shane.
371
00:27:15,776 --> 00:27:17,253
Well I really...
372
00:27:17,888 --> 00:27:19,731
I really wanna see you, Tina.
373
00:27:19,776 --> 00:27:21,921
Well, I can't right now.
374
00:27:24,038 --> 00:27:26,721
Well, what about tonight?
I don't, I don't have any plans.
375
00:27:26,757 --> 00:27:29,921
I'm actually going to
your boss' house.
376
00:27:35,036 --> 00:27:37,520
Puppy! Puppy!
377
00:27:37,555 --> 00:27:40,501
- Bette, I'm gonna have to call you back.
- Those are freaking puppies!
378
00:27:42,555 --> 00:27:45,061
But I don't have rats.
379
00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:50,052
It's impossible. I have
the cleanest establishment this side...
380
00:27:51,548 --> 00:27:54,051
"Until further notice". Come on!
381
00:27:54,816 --> 00:27:58,661
I haven't seen that many creatures
since we shut down "Bowie's Pizza".
382
00:27:59,697 --> 00:28:02,421
What we're asking for
is to clear all that, M'am.
383
00:28:03,247 --> 00:28:07,523
Fuck! Fuck! Shit! Shit!
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
384
00:28:10,337 --> 00:28:12,381
How did this fucking happen?
385
00:28:12,428 --> 00:28:13,880
I have a theory.
386
00:28:55,427 --> 00:28:58,483
- "Leader of the Pack"
by The Shangri-Las -
387
00:29:19,506 --> 00:29:21,260
What a party, huh?
388
00:29:25,866 --> 00:29:27,910
I thought you were doing anything tonight.
389
00:29:27,926 --> 00:29:28,952
I wasn't.
390
00:29:31,138 --> 00:29:33,190
Where is Jodi? Is she here?
391
00:29:34,156 --> 00:29:36,653
No. She didn't want to do
392
00:29:36,687 --> 00:29:39,131
a work thing,
and Phyllis is work for us.
393
00:29:39,166 --> 00:29:40,093
Right.
394
00:29:44,837 --> 00:29:46,252
Do you want to get out of here?
395
00:30:09,446 --> 00:30:10,780
You gonna dance in your black bra?
396
00:30:10,826 --> 00:30:12,492
You know I was thinking about it,
397
00:30:12,535 --> 00:30:15,292
but I just don't need one.
Thank God.
398
00:30:16,575 --> 00:30:18,521
- Where is Tina?
- I don't know.
399
00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:21,392
- Maybe she scored. I don't...
- You think?
400
00:30:26,567 --> 00:30:28,240
It's getting good, huh?
401
00:30:32,896 --> 00:30:33,951
What?
402
00:30:38,088 --> 00:30:40,492
- Who's that?
- I don't know.
403
00:30:45,008 --> 00:30:46,842
She's cute.
404
00:30:48,296 --> 00:30:49,630
Mother!
405
00:31:10,058 --> 00:31:11,721
I can't stay too long.
406
00:31:11,756 --> 00:31:13,610
I have to be on set
at 7 o'clock in the morning.
407
00:31:13,658 --> 00:31:14,692
Yeah, I know.
408
00:31:16,287 --> 00:31:17,932
So this thing is
409
00:31:17,965 --> 00:31:21,591
really going through. I mean,
Jenny's gonna be directing the movie?
410
00:31:21,628 --> 00:31:23,442
Apparently.
411
00:31:35,776 --> 00:31:37,580
I don't know what to do.
412
00:31:41,596 --> 00:31:43,432
You're in love with Jodi, right?
413
00:31:47,086 --> 00:31:48,920
I adore her.
414
00:31:48,968 --> 00:31:52,330
And I respect and admire her. But...
415
00:31:52,935 --> 00:31:54,331
But what?
416
00:31:55,307 --> 00:31:57,191
It doesn't really compare.
417
00:32:03,187 --> 00:32:05,533
- "Honey Honey" by Feist -
418
00:33:27,045 --> 00:33:28,372
I missed you.
419
00:35:00,538 --> 00:35:02,161
I'm gonna go now.
420
00:35:18,097 --> 00:35:20,023
I love you.
421
00:35:20,556 --> 00:35:23,662
Jodi would be so devastated.
422
00:35:25,328 --> 00:35:27,142
She can't find out.
423
00:35:27,247 --> 00:35:29,221
Well, I'm certainly not gonna tell her.
424
00:35:31,078 --> 00:35:32,581
I'm sorry, I just...
425
00:35:34,035 --> 00:35:36,762
I just need more time. That's all.
426
00:35:40,006 --> 00:35:42,192
I'm not pushing you.
427
00:35:42,235 --> 00:35:44,612
I don't even know what I want.
428
00:35:44,677 --> 00:35:45,871
I know, I...
429
00:35:47,147 --> 00:35:48,842
I just think
430
00:35:48,848 --> 00:35:51,953
we both need to take the time to just
431
00:35:52,146 --> 00:35:54,290
figure out what we want.
432
00:35:54,337 --> 00:35:55,843
That's all.
433
00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:58,261
You know, what's right for us,
how to do the right thing.
434
00:35:58,306 --> 00:36:00,512
I think we just need to take the time.
435
00:36:02,527 --> 00:36:04,643
And you need to figure out
436
00:36:04,686 --> 00:36:06,432
what's right for you.
437
00:36:07,297 --> 00:36:10,203
And I need to figure out
what's right for me.
438
00:36:11,297 --> 00:36:12,661
Right.
439
00:36:58,005 --> 00:37:00,501
Wow, Adele, can you believe this?
440
00:37:00,546 --> 00:37:03,790
All of this because of a few little words
that I put on a page.
441
00:37:03,796 --> 00:37:05,940
I know, and now you're just gonna
442
00:37:05,986 --> 00:37:08,613
pouring it to life
before our very eyes.
443
00:37:10,648 --> 00:37:12,453
Do you want me to take you to your room?
444
00:37:12,497 --> 00:37:14,943
I would like to go to my trailer, Sir.
445
00:37:16,097 --> 00:37:18,672
Uh, that's your room.
446
00:37:18,706 --> 00:37:20,821
- Your trailer.
- Sir,
447
00:37:20,855 --> 00:37:22,482
please stop here.
448
00:37:22,525 --> 00:37:27,093
I'm going to get out
and walk along the street of my dreams.
449
00:37:27,097 --> 00:37:28,741
I'm so excited!
450
00:37:28,777 --> 00:37:30,772
- Okay, let's go. Here.
- My purse.
451
00:37:32,065 --> 00:37:33,181
Thank you.
452
00:37:33,215 --> 00:37:34,461
You're ready?
453
00:37:35,147 --> 00:37:37,583
- Wish me luck.
- Good luck.
454
00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:39,812
Here we go.
455
00:37:42,438 --> 00:37:43,841
So,
456
00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:47,141
the catering truck is back at base camp,
457
00:37:47,176 --> 00:37:48,811
to get you some breakfeast.
458
00:37:48,855 --> 00:37:51,521
But if you want craft services,
you see the house right there?
459
00:37:52,386 --> 00:37:54,590
- It's in the garage.
- Okay.
460
00:37:54,625 --> 00:37:57,191
Oh, that's the camera truck
right there.
461
00:37:57,236 --> 00:37:59,632
Right. That's were you can find
Sam the DP,
462
00:37:59,688 --> 00:38:02,870
- inbetween ???
- Wow! Okay. How do you know all this stuff?
463
00:38:02,906 --> 00:38:05,882
You have never been
on a film set before.
464
00:38:05,928 --> 00:38:08,270
I know. That's why I came here
first thing this morning
465
00:38:08,356 --> 00:38:10,170
when they were loading it
just to make sure I knew
466
00:38:10,218 --> 00:38:12,192
- what everything is for you.
- Oh my gosh!
467
00:38:12,235 --> 00:38:15,143
Hey, are you girls looking
for extras holding? Try there.
468
00:38:20,527 --> 00:38:22,323
- Excuse me.
- That is Jennifer Schecter.
469
00:38:22,358 --> 00:38:25,570
- I'm Jennifer Schecter.
- The director.
470
00:38:26,968 --> 00:38:30,323
- Sorry!
- It's alright! No problem.
471
00:38:37,205 --> 00:38:38,852
- Get his name.
- I did.
472
00:38:38,937 --> 00:38:40,962
- Thanks.
- Clock himself at 20.
473
00:38:41,417 --> 00:38:43,123
I'm glad you both are here.
474
00:38:43,168 --> 00:38:44,540
I wanted to talk to you.
475
00:38:44,565 --> 00:38:46,310
Well, I wanted Jodi to have a say
in the matter
476
00:38:46,357 --> 00:38:47,763
before you and I went to the Board.
477
00:38:47,856 --> 00:38:49,310
It's about my daughter, Molly.
478
00:38:49,346 --> 00:38:51,282
I don't think you've mattered yet, Bette.
479
00:38:51,328 --> 00:38:54,770
And you didn't even go
to the party last night, missy.
480
00:38:54,806 --> 00:38:56,460
I was working.
481
00:38:56,497 --> 00:38:59,173
My daughter arrived
at the most inopportune time.
482
00:38:59,207 --> 00:39:01,603
I was having fun. It was harmless.
483
00:39:01,636 --> 00:39:03,240
Now she thinks I'm
484
00:39:03,278 --> 00:39:06,720
turning into a promiscuous,
debauched lesbian.
485
00:39:06,758 --> 00:39:08,922
And what can we do to help you, Phyllis?
486
00:39:08,957 --> 00:39:11,100
I need you to help me convince Molly
487
00:39:11,597 --> 00:39:13,623
that lesbians can be
488
00:39:13,656 --> 00:39:16,510
respectable and upstanding and stable.
489
00:39:16,547 --> 00:39:19,251
All the values her father and I
instil in her.
490
00:39:19,885 --> 00:39:20,921
How?
491
00:39:21,017 --> 00:39:23,732
Just let her spend some time
with the two of you together.
492
00:39:23,765 --> 00:39:25,611
I want her to see two women
that have a
493
00:39:25,645 --> 00:39:27,821
stable, honest and loving relationship.
494
00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:30,550
By the way, we have to do something
about this boy
495
00:39:30,555 --> 00:39:32,450
who tried to shoot himself
in the head.
496
00:39:32,497 --> 00:39:34,492
- No, no, no. He didn't shoot himself in the head.
- What? No, no, no.
497
00:39:34,538 --> 00:39:36,830
He did not shoot himself.
498
00:39:36,866 --> 00:39:38,930
- You propose?
- I propose that
499
00:39:38,975 --> 00:39:41,032
we have a press conference,
I'll make a statement,
500
00:39:41,076 --> 00:39:43,692
and Jodi can do some form
of mea culpa.
501
00:39:43,736 --> 00:39:45,231
I don't think it's gonna work.
502
00:39:45,277 --> 00:39:47,180
The Board is out for blood.
503
00:39:47,225 --> 00:39:49,282
Molly's here to see you.
504
00:39:49,735 --> 00:39:51,053
Please send her in.
505
00:39:56,046 --> 00:39:57,580
Sorry, I didn't realize...
506
00:39:57,625 --> 00:40:00,012
Come on in, Molly.
We're almost finished.
507
00:40:00,778 --> 00:40:02,091
Come on, sit down.
508
00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:09,591
This is Bette Porter,
the Dean of our School of the Arts.
509
00:40:09,636 --> 00:40:12,141
- Hello. Nice to meet you.
- And her partner, Jodi Lerner.
510
00:40:12,185 --> 00:40:14,031
She teaches in the sculpture department.
511
00:40:14,075 --> 00:40:17,321
- Nice to meet you.
- And this is Tom Mater, Jodi's interpretor.
512
00:40:20,075 --> 00:40:21,883
They're lesbians.
513
00:40:24,886 --> 00:40:26,450
I'm resigning.
514
00:40:26,495 --> 00:40:28,320
What?
515
00:40:28,355 --> 00:40:31,021
Justin's piece was
516
00:40:31,066 --> 00:40:34,843
one of the best student work I have
ever seen and I totally stand behind it.
517
00:40:34,886 --> 00:40:37,713
But I know that if Bette had known
about it in advance,
518
00:40:37,766 --> 00:40:40,330
- she never would have let me go ahead with it.
- That is absolutely not true.
519
00:40:40,367 --> 00:40:43,573
- I do not want you to resign.
- Well, neither do I.
520
00:40:44,358 --> 00:40:46,420
I love teaching here. I love my class.
521
00:40:46,456 --> 00:40:49,582
But it sucks that your job is jeopardized
because of something
522
00:40:49,617 --> 00:40:52,833
that I'm totally responsible for.
So, I can't live with that.
523
00:40:52,865 --> 00:40:54,473
I'm resigning.
524
00:40:54,506 --> 00:40:56,533
But remember, I have my work.
525
00:40:56,577 --> 00:40:58,410
And, most importantly, I have you.
526
00:40:58,455 --> 00:41:00,032
So I'll be fine.
527
00:41:03,516 --> 00:41:06,760
- How far behind are we?
- Oh, only an hour and a half.
528
00:41:07,458 --> 00:41:09,762
- Jesus!
- Has Niki stepped down?
529
00:41:10,796 --> 00:41:12,602
Oh great, here she comes.
530
00:41:18,078 --> 00:41:21,063
I'm so excited.
This is the first shot of the film.
531
00:41:21,108 --> 00:41:23,912
Okay, so what you're gonna do is
you gonna walk up here,
532
00:41:23,955 --> 00:41:26,491
you're gonna be sniffing the rosemary.
533
00:41:26,537 --> 00:41:27,811
Where is the uh...
534
00:41:27,847 --> 00:41:30,022
the prop person with the,
535
00:41:30,066 --> 00:41:31,882
the sprig?
536
00:41:31,958 --> 00:41:34,543
Okay, so you're gonna be sniffing this.
537
00:41:34,577 --> 00:41:37,793
Yeah, I don't know why I'll be holding that.
I mean, it's stupid.
538
00:41:38,347 --> 00:41:42,022
Because Tina gave it to you out back,
by the pool
539
00:41:42,066 --> 00:41:43,990
- and we just rehearsed it so...
- Yeah, I know, but
540
00:41:44,037 --> 00:41:47,402
who walks around with a plant for no reason?
I mean, why would I still be caring it around?
541
00:41:47,435 --> 00:41:49,462
Jenny, we got to go. We're out of time.
542
00:41:52,105 --> 00:41:54,193
Fuck the rosemary.
That's cool.
543
00:41:54,237 --> 00:41:56,283
Okay, here we go.
Lets' walk it up, please.
544
00:41:56,326 --> 00:41:59,252
- And, roll sound, please.
- Can I have a...?
545
00:42:01,226 --> 00:42:02,642
Okay, sorry.
546
00:42:05,255 --> 00:42:06,680
Thanks.
547
00:42:16,776 --> 00:42:18,491
- Action.
- Oh, right.
548
00:42:19,456 --> 00:42:21,060
Action!
549
00:42:21,106 --> 00:42:25,752
Yeah, well, I don't wanna write about
being a student anymore you know?
550
00:42:26,736 --> 00:42:28,963
I've done that a part of my life.
551
00:42:29,045 --> 00:42:31,243
You might change your mind
when you get older.
552
00:42:31,377 --> 00:42:33,981
Actually, I'm thinking about going back
to school to start a new carreer.
553
00:42:34,027 --> 00:42:35,821
Oh, you should do it.
554
00:42:35,865 --> 00:42:37,880
Maybe in a couple of years.
555
00:42:37,917 --> 00:42:39,931
Right now, I'm trying to get pregnant.
556
00:42:39,966 --> 00:42:43,152
Oh my God, that's so great!
557
00:42:43,185 --> 00:42:45,441
Hey! Cut, cut!
558
00:42:45,487 --> 00:42:47,312
- Let's cut!
- Sorry. Can I...?
559
00:42:47,357 --> 00:42:50,942
Where is the continuity...
That's not the line, okay?
560
00:42:50,975 --> 00:42:55,983
The scripted line is "Jim said
that you and Bev were a couple".
561
00:42:56,018 --> 00:42:58,223
So you're confused to how
she could have a baby
562
00:42:58,245 --> 00:43:01,302
- 'cause she's a lesbian.
- Well, that's retarted.
563
00:43:01,306 --> 00:43:04,560
I mean, everybody knows that lezzies
are having babies all over the place, Jenny.
564
00:43:04,597 --> 00:43:08,441
Right. But the character in
565
00:43:08,485 --> 00:43:12,071
my script has just arrived to L.A.
566
00:43:12,078 --> 00:43:14,870
She's from the Midwest, she's naive.
567
00:43:14,918 --> 00:43:18,792
- She's never met a lesbian before...
- She's never met a lesbian before?
568
00:43:18,798 --> 00:43:21,631
What about Ellen and Portia?
I mean does she not have a TV?
569
00:43:21,677 --> 00:43:23,771
Hey, how about you say
570
00:43:23,805 --> 00:43:25,251
the scripted line?
571
00:43:29,787 --> 00:43:31,530
Oh come on!
572
00:43:32,008 --> 00:43:35,932
No, no, no, don't get... don't get upset.
Just... She's alright.
573
00:43:35,966 --> 00:43:37,040
What?
574
00:43:37,086 --> 00:43:38,750
You wanna go take care of it?
575
00:43:54,197 --> 00:43:56,141
What's going on?
576
00:44:06,746 --> 00:44:09,102
We hooked up the other night, Jenny.
577
00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:10,580
I know.
578
00:44:11,066 --> 00:44:13,670
Now you're just treating me
like some random actor,
579
00:44:13,716 --> 00:44:15,632
- like you don't even know me.
- No!
580
00:44:15,675 --> 00:44:17,620
I thought that it was really...
581
00:44:17,668 --> 00:44:20,261
I thought that it was really amazing.
582
00:44:20,306 --> 00:44:23,251
Did you, did you get the necklace
that I gave you?
583
00:44:23,296 --> 00:44:25,702
I don't care about some lame-ass necklace.
584
00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:28,200
I mean, you didn't even come in
to see me this morning.
585
00:44:28,246 --> 00:44:31,773
- It's like you don't care about me at all!
- No, that's not true.
586
00:44:32,378 --> 00:44:33,930
I didn't come in to see you this morning
587
00:44:33,968 --> 00:44:36,680
because I don't want
all these fucking dimwit actors
588
00:44:36,687 --> 00:44:38,350
gossiping about you.
589
00:44:38,405 --> 00:44:40,783
Or gossiping about me.
590
00:44:40,818 --> 00:44:43,982
Do you know what I wanted to do
when you walked down the set today?
591
00:44:46,776 --> 00:44:48,782
I really wanted to kiss you.
592
00:44:51,607 --> 00:44:52,842
Really?
593
00:44:52,876 --> 00:44:53,982
Yeah.
594
00:45:01,577 --> 00:45:05,331
Oh, you're still mad.
595
00:45:12,036 --> 00:45:15,581
Oh! I thought that you were angry!
596
00:45:16,375 --> 00:45:18,420
What?
597
00:45:18,465 --> 00:45:20,251
Come here.
598
00:45:20,296 --> 00:45:21,481
What?!
599
00:45:37,057 --> 00:45:38,753
I wanna fuck you.
600
00:45:39,337 --> 00:45:41,073
Then do, fuck me.
601
00:45:42,007 --> 00:45:44,942
Oh my God!
I wanna fuck you.
602
00:45:44,947 --> 00:45:48,770
Oh wow! I fuck you so.
603
00:45:52,116 --> 00:45:54,592
- Are you wet?
- Oh my God!
604
00:45:54,635 --> 00:45:55,731
Hey, hey,
605
00:45:57,057 --> 00:45:58,932
you might wanna check this out.
606
00:46:06,085 --> 00:46:08,911
Oh my God! Fuck you!
607
00:46:11,446 --> 00:46:13,670
Don't come yet, don't come yet.
608
00:46:13,716 --> 00:46:15,960
What the fuck?!
609
00:46:18,578 --> 00:46:20,343
- Mister Kornbluth.
- What?!
610
00:46:20,387 --> 00:46:23,472
- Mister Halsey just arrived at base camp.
- Oh, that's great.
611
00:46:23,517 --> 00:46:24,811
William's here.
612
00:46:24,855 --> 00:46:28,161
I can't wait for him to hear what's happening
on the set of his little lesbian movie.
613
00:46:32,058 --> 00:46:34,160
Here you go, Mister Halsey,
an egg white
614
00:46:34,226 --> 00:46:36,650
with white asparagus omelette
just for you.
615
00:46:36,686 --> 00:46:38,471
Oh this is so great.
616
00:46:38,516 --> 00:46:39,993
Look at that.
617
00:46:40,037 --> 00:46:43,591
That is the prettiest omelette
that I've ever seen.
618
00:46:44,317 --> 00:46:45,970
Mister Halsey,
619
00:46:46,346 --> 00:46:47,821
- hi.
- Hey!
620
00:46:47,866 --> 00:46:50,433
I'm Adele Channing,
Jennifer Schecter's assistant.
621
00:46:50,447 --> 00:46:51,891
Would you like an omelette, Adele?
622
00:46:51,936 --> 00:46:54,460
They're making them with the yolk
or without.
623
00:46:54,498 --> 00:46:57,273
Oh, no, thank you. Thank you,
but, no thank you.
624
00:46:57,718 --> 00:46:59,702
I just uh... Jennifer wanted me
to find you
625
00:46:59,785 --> 00:47:01,413
to let you know that there's been a little
626
00:47:01,457 --> 00:47:03,523
problem with Niki this morning.
627
00:47:03,565 --> 00:47:04,821
Really?
628
00:47:04,855 --> 00:47:07,621
Well, let's discuss what's wrong.
629
00:47:09,266 --> 00:47:13,132
The thing is, Mister Halsey,
I think, I think you should know that
630
00:47:14,556 --> 00:47:17,832
Jennifer and Niki are
kind of involved with one another.
631
00:47:17,876 --> 00:47:20,362
What do you mean?
Romantically involved?
632
00:47:20,396 --> 00:47:22,761
Um... yes, yes.
633
00:47:22,795 --> 00:47:24,670
So the
634
00:47:24,715 --> 00:47:26,841
director of the picture
635
00:47:26,888 --> 00:47:28,142
is sleeping
636
00:47:28,146 --> 00:47:30,342
with the star.
Is that what you're saying?
637
00:47:30,378 --> 00:47:31,842
Um yes.
638
00:47:33,106 --> 00:47:35,122
And it's not always a bad thing.
639
00:47:36,035 --> 00:47:37,851
- No?
- No.
640
00:47:37,887 --> 00:47:39,522
How is it not a bad thing?
641
00:47:39,567 --> 00:47:41,570
You know, in the case of...
642
00:47:44,006 --> 00:47:46,213
in the case of Niki...
643
00:47:48,085 --> 00:47:50,573
She's just so young and so fresh and green.
644
00:47:50,616 --> 00:47:52,952
- Oh, really?
- Well, she is! And
645
00:47:52,958 --> 00:47:55,200
I gotta tell you. She was just
646
00:47:55,237 --> 00:47:57,331
really nervous about this role.
647
00:47:57,978 --> 00:48:01,842
And thing is Jennifer knew
how much you wanted,
648
00:48:01,885 --> 00:48:04,043
how much you needed Niki
for this role.
649
00:48:04,075 --> 00:48:06,453
And when she sensed
650
00:48:06,487 --> 00:48:08,381
that Niki was about to drop out,
651
00:48:08,986 --> 00:48:11,142
well, she made her her lover.
652
00:48:11,775 --> 00:48:13,731
Everything changed after that.
653
00:48:15,915 --> 00:48:17,703
Well, that's interesting.
654
00:48:17,745 --> 00:48:20,131
That's a very interesting approach, Adele.
655
00:48:20,227 --> 00:48:22,602
Yes, I think that it saved the movie.
656
00:48:23,538 --> 00:48:26,333
Well, I'm gonna have
to really think about that.
657
00:48:28,047 --> 00:48:29,991
Read your contract, Schecter!
658
00:48:30,025 --> 00:48:33,372
I can replace you,
with or without cause.
659
00:48:33,417 --> 00:48:35,622
Calm down, Aaron. Is that your position?
660
00:48:35,666 --> 00:48:37,493
No, it's not my position, Jenny.
I just,
661
00:48:37,536 --> 00:48:41,801
I think it could be difficult for production,
but no, it's nobody's business, really.
662
00:48:42,918 --> 00:48:44,542
I don't know what you've heard,
663
00:48:44,587 --> 00:48:48,681
but I have never, in all my days
being in show business
664
00:48:48,727 --> 00:48:51,541
- had to put up...
- Wow! There she is!
665
00:48:51,587 --> 00:48:55,020
- I missed you!
- Come and give your daddy a hug!
666
00:48:55,095 --> 00:48:56,803
He's been so mean to me!
667
00:48:56,808 --> 00:49:00,052
Mean?
Don't you be mean to my baby!
668
00:49:02,478 --> 00:49:04,830
- That's the watch!
- I'm wearying it.
669
00:49:04,876 --> 00:49:06,932
- That's the watch I got for you!
- I love it.
670
00:49:07,006 --> 00:49:07,992
Yeah.
671
00:49:08,038 --> 00:49:11,192
Oh, you are really something else.
672
00:49:11,235 --> 00:49:13,762
That little Niki Stevens.
673
00:49:13,797 --> 00:49:15,761
Her movie hasn't even opened yet,
674
00:49:15,798 --> 00:49:18,760
and already she's out of control.
675
00:49:18,806 --> 00:49:20,550
Well, she's a bit fragile.
676
00:49:20,595 --> 00:49:24,313
Well, if there's anyone
who can take a fragile person
677
00:49:25,065 --> 00:49:27,371
and glue them back together,
678
00:49:28,328 --> 00:49:30,063
I think that would be you.
679
00:49:30,106 --> 00:49:33,871
Now, didn't we make
an excellent decision?!
680
00:49:38,298 --> 00:49:40,241
Fuck her, right?
I don't even miss her.
681
00:49:40,318 --> 00:49:41,380
Yeah.
682
00:49:41,417 --> 00:49:42,750
I know you don't.
683
00:49:42,786 --> 00:49:45,361
- Okay, Alice, you're ready?
- Yeah, I just...
684
00:49:45,406 --> 00:49:47,740
- My eyes are tearing for the mascara.
- Just a second.
685
00:49:48,927 --> 00:49:50,283
Allergic to it sometimes.
686
00:49:50,316 --> 00:49:51,702
- Take a deep breath.
- Yeah.
687
00:49:52,548 --> 00:49:53,872
Great. Okay.
688
00:49:53,917 --> 00:49:55,371
- You're cool?
- Totally.
689
00:49:55,416 --> 00:49:56,500
- Right.
- Right.
690
00:49:56,538 --> 00:49:57,862
Rolling.
691
00:49:59,457 --> 00:50:02,491
Hi, I'm Alice in Lesboland,
and we're here, um,
692
00:50:02,535 --> 00:50:05,531
on location. It's a very special day.
We're here
693
00:50:05,566 --> 00:50:07,763
on the set of Jenny Schecter's new film,
694
00:50:07,796 --> 00:50:09,103
"Lez Girls".
695
00:50:09,145 --> 00:50:12,811
It's about the lives and the loves
of lesbians in Los Angeles.
696
00:50:12,845 --> 00:50:15,850
And we're gonna meet
the star of the movie, Niki Stevens,
697
00:50:15,895 --> 00:50:17,313
and uh...
698
00:50:17,355 --> 00:50:19,443
that's it! That's the girly action!
699
00:50:21,926 --> 00:50:24,210
- Okay. Good?
- Yeah.
700
00:50:25,358 --> 00:50:26,813
- I'm alright. Yeah.
- You're okay?
701
00:50:26,848 --> 00:50:28,201
- You're sure?
- Yeah.
702
00:50:32,036 --> 00:50:34,000
We've got a problem
with some of the neighbours.
703
00:50:34,046 --> 00:50:35,172
What kind of problem?
704
00:50:35,207 --> 00:50:38,302
There's a group of neighbourhood folks
over there threatening to shut down the film.
705
00:50:38,345 --> 00:50:40,673
They say they don't want their neighbourhood
trade as a
706
00:50:40,708 --> 00:50:44,150
hotbed of lesbian sex and salaciousness.
707
00:50:44,187 --> 00:50:45,763
We have a permit.
708
00:50:45,797 --> 00:50:47,701
Well, I'll go handle it.
709
00:50:48,578 --> 00:50:50,390
But they say no one told them.
710
00:50:57,017 --> 00:50:59,440
None of us won't be
associated with this film, okay?
711
00:50:59,487 --> 00:51:01,871
It's unrealistic, it exploites.
712
00:51:01,905 --> 00:51:03,091
Frankly we're angry a hell
713
00:51:03,097 --> 00:51:05,382
lesbians are portrayed
in so promiscuous sex scenes.
714
00:51:05,415 --> 00:51:07,433
Listen ladies, I don't know
715
00:51:07,467 --> 00:51:10,273
where any of you got your information from,
716
00:51:10,308 --> 00:51:12,272
but I just wanna tell you guys...
717
00:51:12,306 --> 00:51:14,911
Jenny, that's Dawn Denbo,
she was at your party last week.
718
00:51:14,946 --> 00:51:17,612
- She lives in this neighbourhood?
- I don't know. And I doubt it.
719
00:51:17,648 --> 00:51:19,160
- She doesn't live here.
- Where do you live?
720
00:51:19,165 --> 00:51:21,620
She doesn't even live in this neighbourhood.
She doesn't.
721
00:51:21,666 --> 00:51:23,813
- This is a personnal problem.
- That doesn't matter.
722
00:51:23,855 --> 00:51:26,451
We have friends who live
in this neighbourhood. It doesn't matter.
723
00:51:26,496 --> 00:51:28,772
That's right. You know what?
Let me tell you something.
724
00:51:28,818 --> 00:51:31,122
- Have you even read the script?
- Yes, I've read the script.
725
00:51:31,157 --> 00:51:33,353
- You have?
- I've read some scenes and it sucked.
726
00:51:33,398 --> 00:51:36,223
I auditionned for Dona,
I gave her my sides.
727
00:51:36,255 --> 00:51:39,151
So, how much do you think they want for it?
25,000 piece will do it?
728
00:51:39,188 --> 00:51:40,182
No!
729
00:51:40,215 --> 00:51:42,623
Who is this ? Your daddy Warbucks ?
What's up with this?
730
00:51:42,655 --> 00:51:45,643
No, no, no. We don't... We're not interested
in your money. Okay?
731
00:51:45,675 --> 00:51:47,883
No, it's a principle, I think.
No, we're not interested in that. No.
732
00:51:47,887 --> 00:51:49,333
We'll take it.
733
00:51:49,367 --> 00:51:50,282
Yeah.
734
00:51:50,876 --> 00:51:54,712
Yeah. Ladies, if you follow,
I'll get you some checks.
735
00:51:54,746 --> 00:51:55,890
Okay, you know what? Fine.
That's right.
736
00:51:55,897 --> 00:51:58,381
With that 25,000 dollars
out of your pockets, fine, you know.
737
00:51:58,418 --> 00:52:00,130
And you'll have to pay a lot more
before it's over.
738
00:52:00,376 --> 00:52:02,941
- I've got two of those for you.
- Fuck you Dembo.
739
00:52:02,986 --> 00:52:06,251
And your dumb lover!
You're a rat fuck!
740
00:52:06,297 --> 00:52:07,633
Bye, Cindi!
741
00:52:07,676 --> 00:52:10,292
Don't talk to my girlfriend, Shane.
742
00:52:10,335 --> 00:52:13,320
- Adele, I like your new makeover.
- Thanks.
743
00:52:13,355 --> 00:52:15,733
Then, I like
those new jeans as well.
744
00:52:15,777 --> 00:52:17,371
What, these old things?
745
00:52:18,058 --> 00:52:20,212
Come on, you know
you bought them yesterday.
746
00:52:20,215 --> 00:52:21,013
- "Monkey On My Back" by Client -
747
00:52:21,045 --> 00:52:22,540
I bought them yesterday.
748
00:52:22,575 --> 00:52:24,863
Well, whenever you bought them,
they are cute.
749
00:52:24,907 --> 00:52:26,131
And you look really good in them.
750
00:52:26,178 --> 00:52:27,302
Thank you.
751
00:52:27,337 --> 00:52:29,481
So, what are you thinking about?
752
00:52:32,005 --> 00:52:33,603
Okay, I'm thinking
753
00:52:33,636 --> 00:52:36,593
just a really long and really straight
754
00:52:36,637 --> 00:52:38,090
bangs,
755
00:52:38,138 --> 00:52:39,561
coming forward like this.
756
00:52:40,598 --> 00:52:43,940
And then, maybe
a couple pieces on the side here,
757
00:52:43,986 --> 00:52:47,223
and a couple of pieces on the side here,
all coming forward,
758
00:52:47,256 --> 00:52:50,833
so string across, and forward here.
759
00:52:50,868 --> 00:52:52,320
Like Jenny's haircut.
760
00:52:53,488 --> 00:52:56,312
No. Oh, I wasn't thinking
it was like Jenny's.
761
00:52:56,358 --> 00:52:59,040
Yeah. It's like...
It is very much like Jenny's.
762
00:52:59,077 --> 00:53:00,650
If that's what you want.
763
00:53:00,687 --> 00:53:01,943
Well,
764
00:53:03,356 --> 00:53:06,141
if you think then we don't have to do it.
That's okay.
765
00:53:06,185 --> 00:53:08,551
Oh, I'm not saying that. I know. I just
wanna make sure that you knew.
766
00:53:08,587 --> 00:53:10,553
So you don't mind
having your hair wannabe
767
00:53:10,596 --> 00:53:12,702
before a little bit
when it's down?
768
00:53:12,745 --> 00:53:14,160
No, that's good.
769
00:53:14,197 --> 00:53:16,821
- Yeah, that looks...
- Bring it down further.
770
00:53:19,028 --> 00:53:21,091
Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
771
00:53:21,125 --> 00:53:22,743
That's what you want?
772
00:53:26,516 --> 00:53:28,070
Sure like right about there,
773
00:53:28,117 --> 00:53:30,491
- right above the eyes?
- Right. Yes. Right above the eyes.
774
00:53:31,038 --> 00:53:32,550
I think that's what I want.
775
00:53:33,097 --> 00:53:35,793
She was so noble.
She was gonna take the fall for me.
776
00:53:36,507 --> 00:53:37,981
Where she is?
777
00:53:39,097 --> 00:53:41,440
She's working but I think
she's gonna come over tonight.
778
00:53:42,178 --> 00:53:44,282
I mean, it sucks that she has to resign.
779
00:53:44,298 --> 00:53:47,220
I can't even tell you how fucked
that is. It's so fucked up.
780
00:53:47,256 --> 00:53:50,482
I mean, Jodi is really
the most anti-gun person I've ever met.
781
00:53:50,518 --> 00:53:54,042
And really for her the entire piece
was about gun violence.
782
00:53:54,086 --> 00:53:57,052
I was thinking about getting a gun.
783
00:53:57,087 --> 00:53:59,181
No, you're not getting a gun.
784
00:53:59,218 --> 00:54:01,751
Ever since the robbery?
I wanna protect myself,
785
00:54:01,785 --> 00:54:04,000
- I wanna feel safe.
- You're not gonna feel safe with a gun.
786
00:54:04,045 --> 00:54:06,463
A gun doesn't make you feel safe.
You're not getting a gun.
787
00:54:06,498 --> 00:54:07,283
- You're not.
- Ladies,
788
00:54:07,326 --> 00:54:08,950
you can't go this way,
we're making a movie.
789
00:54:08,988 --> 00:54:11,742
- I live in this neighbourhood.
- And we are friends of the producer,
790
00:54:11,777 --> 00:54:13,390
and the director. So.
791
00:54:13,426 --> 00:54:14,443
It's okay.
792
00:54:14,478 --> 00:54:16,830
- They're with me.
- Oh yeah.
793
00:54:19,358 --> 00:54:21,233
Are you here to visit the set?
794
00:54:21,247 --> 00:54:24,582
- If that's okay.
- It's great! Come on!
795
00:54:24,617 --> 00:54:27,390
I'll show you around.
You're just in time.
796
00:54:28,207 --> 00:54:29,991
We're about to have the martini.
797
00:54:30,028 --> 00:54:32,062
Oh, martini?
798
00:54:32,098 --> 00:54:33,163
Look, not for me.
799
00:54:33,196 --> 00:54:36,052
No, no, that's
the last shot of the day, Kit.
800
00:54:38,678 --> 00:54:40,352
I can't believe you're here.
801
00:54:41,167 --> 00:54:42,663
I couldn't resist.
802
00:54:43,536 --> 00:54:45,052
So you guys are gonna get in the car
803
00:54:45,097 --> 00:54:47,921
and you're gonna pick it up from
"I'm so glad that we're home". Okay?
804
00:54:51,357 --> 00:54:52,993
Everybody?
805
00:54:53,037 --> 00:54:54,611
- Hey!
- Look who's here.
806
00:54:54,647 --> 00:54:56,172
- Hey you guys.
- Hey!
807
00:55:01,737 --> 00:55:03,163
Come sit over here.
808
00:55:05,787 --> 00:55:08,321
Okay, so you guys get in the car...
809
00:55:08,367 --> 00:55:10,141
Jenny is
810
00:55:10,847 --> 00:55:13,462
- fucking the star.
- Oh, Jesus!
811
00:55:13,515 --> 00:55:16,161
Or, should I say
"She is fucking herself".
812
00:55:18,016 --> 00:55:20,380
- Oh, hey, Max. How are you?
- You got your hair cut?
813
00:55:20,417 --> 00:55:21,972
Oh, yeah.
814
00:55:22,018 --> 00:55:23,962
Shane did it. It was her idea.
815
00:55:24,508 --> 00:55:25,630
You like it?
816
00:55:25,678 --> 00:55:27,821
It seems like it's a popular cut
around here.
817
00:55:28,916 --> 00:55:30,053
What do you mean?
818
00:55:30,087 --> 00:55:32,613
I mean, it kinda looks
like Jenny's hair.
819
00:55:34,276 --> 00:55:35,812
I don't think so.
820
00:55:35,848 --> 00:55:37,092
You don't...
821
00:55:37,127 --> 00:55:38,811
It looks good. It looks good on you.
822
00:55:41,605 --> 00:55:43,802
You know the fucking SheBar girls?
823
00:55:43,808 --> 00:55:45,800
They came and they tried
to shut the production down.
824
00:55:45,838 --> 00:55:47,621
- Get the fuck out!
- I'm not kidding.
825
00:55:47,687 --> 00:55:48,492
Yep.
826
00:55:48,538 --> 00:55:50,392
You know, you know,
827
00:55:50,428 --> 00:55:53,020
we're gonna take them down.
That's it. It's on.
828
00:55:53,068 --> 00:55:54,080
- Are you guys with me?
- Yeah.
829
00:55:54,126 --> 00:55:55,800
- I'm always with you.
- No, seriously.
830
00:55:55,888 --> 00:55:58,053
I am. I wish Tasha was here.
She'd know what to do.
831
00:55:58,088 --> 00:55:59,471
Then give her a call.
832
00:56:00,078 --> 00:56:02,003
I'm just saying. Come on.
833
00:56:02,028 --> 00:56:03,810
Wow, this is a really big deal.
834
00:56:05,078 --> 00:56:06,960
It's pretty amazing, isn't it?
835
00:56:08,476 --> 00:56:10,242
And Jenny's at the helm.
836
00:56:12,118 --> 00:56:13,170
Yeah.
837
00:56:14,018 --> 00:56:16,172
Really interesting choice on Adele there.
838
00:56:16,208 --> 00:56:19,823
I'm telling you. It was not my choice.
But she just insisted.
839
00:56:20,448 --> 00:56:22,020
What?
840
00:56:23,446 --> 00:56:25,642
- What?
- But she told me that,
841
00:56:25,686 --> 00:56:27,930
that she was uncomfortable with it
and that you
842
00:56:28,716 --> 00:56:30,233
encouraged her to do it.
843
00:56:31,228 --> 00:56:33,570
She said... No! She said that?
844
00:56:33,608 --> 00:56:36,162
Yeah, she said she didn't wanna do it.
You insisted.
845
00:56:36,198 --> 00:56:37,890
- Why would she say that?
- Creepy.
846
00:56:38,825 --> 00:56:40,153
It's freaky, you guys.
847
00:56:40,198 --> 00:56:42,282
You know what?
I think it's gonna be great.
848
00:56:43,478 --> 00:56:45,930
It's gonna be great
because you're producing it.
849
00:56:49,058 --> 00:56:51,031
Sandra, can we shoot?
850
00:56:51,077 --> 00:56:52,680
- Yeah.
- Let's go!
851
00:56:54,188 --> 00:56:56,010
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