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More lesbian sex, I want more lesbian.
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You're the one that told me
lesbians are always sleeping with their friends.
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So let's see it!
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See them hook up!
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For example.
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Page 31, scene 43.
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I think we're missing an opportunity here.
I think
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Bev and this make-up artist
should totally hook up.
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- That would never happen.
- Think about it.
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I mean, just because
it didn't happen in real life,
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it doesn't mean
it can't happen in the movies.
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This is Hollywood.
We can do whatever the hell we want.
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You think to be forgetting
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that Bev and Nina are together.
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She cheats with the plumber.
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I like the idea
of Bev as the serial cheater.
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It undermines the significance
of her affair with the plumber.
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Now, this might be crazy,
but what about Nina and Shaun?
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No!
No.
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Nobody's ever wants
to see Nina having sex.
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- No one will ever go to the film!
- It's not about what people want to see!
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It's about the fact
that Nina is too loyal to cheat.
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It goes against her nature.
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I like the idea of Bev's the cheater.
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I don't see her with Shaun.
What about Bev and Ellen?
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- Now, that's hot. I like it.
- That would never happen.
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They're too much alike.
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Okay, but they're not
having a relationship, Tina.
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- They're just fucking.
- Well, I don't buy it.
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Well, nobody cares what you buy, okay?
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Yeah, I know
he's financing your movie, honey.
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I would love to. I know.
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I would be more than happy
to work on the film.
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Alright, let's see how Tina goes
and...
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{\a6}and I'll give her a call,
or you ask her.
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- "Gatecrasher" by Ping Pong Bitches -
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- Hi, I'm Shane.
- Oh, of course!
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- We've been expecting you. Come on in.
- Thank you.
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- Thanks for coming on such short notice.
- Sure.
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{\a6}Madison's stylist had to flight back east
for some family emergency.
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Oh, I'm glad Jenny called me.
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{\a6}Well, my husband's really spending
a fortune on her movie.
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You uh...
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{\a6}- have a very nice place.
- I'm glad you like it.
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{\a6}I do.
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This way.
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Oh, that color is so nice.
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How many times do I have
to tell you stop touching your face?
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Set up straight.
Shane's here to do your hair.
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Shane,
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{\a6}- this is Madison, the bride.
- Congratulations. Hi.
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Hi, Shane.
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{\a6}And that's Abigail, her sister
and maid of honor.
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{\a6}- Hi.
- And Gina, one of the bridesmaids.
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- How are you doing?
- Hi.
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{\a6}The photographer's gonna be here
in two and a half hours. That's enough time?
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{\a6}- No, no, I'll be fine.
- Oh, great.
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{\a6}'Cause I'm gonna need you to do me
when you're finished with them.
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{\a6}No problem.
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Who would like to go first?
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- "Long As You Love Me"
by Shirley Brown -
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- Thanks.
- Hey, do you think Tina's on a date?
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- It kinda looks like.
- Yeah.
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We took her to
these preschool interviews last week.
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She was so impressive.
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It amazes me how smart she is.
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She's really starting to show
some artistic talents,
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- which makes Bette really happy.
- Is Bette an artist?
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Oh, no, no. But she's the dean
of CU School of the Arts.
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And before that
she was the director of the CAC,
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and before that, she was a gallery owner.
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So, art is really important to her.
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Well, that's an understatement.
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It's her life.
When we were looking for donors,
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she insisted that he'd be an artist,
and not just any artist.
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He had to have made
the Whitney Biennial Art.
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It's very typical of Bette.
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She sounds neurotic.
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Anyway. Not in a bad way.
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Anyway, she really wants Angie
to be an artist.
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Don't you think that's something
she should let Angelica decide for herself?
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Oh, yeah, absolutely.
She wouldn't, never... I mean,
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we would
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never force her to be anything
that she didn't wanna be.
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You're the one that said
that marriage's for losers.
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- So, why are you doing it?
- To make daddy happy!
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And we'll go just better.
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Shane, she cheated with a married man,
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besides he was cooing his wife.
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- Now, she's bitter!
- Fuck off, Maddie.
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I don't know why anyone
would get married. I mean,
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look at our parents, they're miserable.
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Are you married, Shane?
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No.
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Do you have a boyfriend?
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No.
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Do you have a girlfriend?
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- Not anymore.
- Then, you like girls.
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Yes, I do.
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Does that mean you'll never get married?
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Gay people aren't allowed to get married,
idiot.
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Yeah, I know, but they can still pretend.
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Well, I don't think it's for me,
but I admire people who do it.
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Despites why they're doing it.
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You are so good, Shane.
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I wish you could do my hair everyday.
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- I bet you do.
- Shut up, Maddie.
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Okay, I'm next now.
Do me.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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I think it's just a matter of uh...
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- "When Tomorrow Comes"
by The Emotions -
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exposing her to all sorts of
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expressions, art,
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you know, music, all of that.
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You know, when the time comes,
she can
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make an educated decision
about what she wants to do. Hi.
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- Sorry.
- It's okay. Hi.
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Denise, this is uh,
this is Bette.
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The famous Bette...
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- Oh, famous? Did I miss something?
- No, we were just uh...
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Tina's just told me a lot about you.
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All good stuff.
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We were talking about Angelica, actually.
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She's really beautiful.
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You've met her?
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Oh no. Tina showed me a picture.
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Well, we're just having lunch over there.
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If you feel like you wanna join us.
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- No, well, I think we'll stay.
- You know what? Go ahead.
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That's okay.
I have to get back to the office anyway.
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- Are you sure?
- Absolutely.
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- That was lovely to meet you.
- Yeah, nice to meet you too.
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I'll be right over. Okay?
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Maybe we can do this another time.
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I think you have some things
to figure out.
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Share time, ladies.
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You know there's stalls in there, right?
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They're locked.
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- "All Day Preaching" by The Soul Children -
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It's weird.
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Well, I guess that's what you get
for hanging at The Planet, right?
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Right.
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- After you.
- No, after you.
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Thanks, buddy.
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Thank you.
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So, how did it go with Denise?
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- It was great.
- Really?
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Yeah. I think we're
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gonna get together again.
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That's great, T.
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So, what does she do?
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Why do you ask that?
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- That's a hideous question.
- I'm just curious.
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She's a mortgage broker.
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Wow, that's so... um...
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You know what? It doesn't matter what she does,
because she's cute,
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- she's smart... right?
- That's right.
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You know,
remember what we talked about.
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So is Tasha back for good?
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Yeah, what happened?
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Oh, nothing happened.
I mean, I think they just,
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I think there's a million reasons
why they can get delayed.
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You can ask her about it tonight, though.
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The four of you are going on a double date?
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I just pissed next to the cutest boy alive.
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Really? Who?
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- I don't know. I don't see him.
- I just got a text from Shane.
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She says your boss's house is really huge.
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Not as big as my boss's ego.
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Shane's doing hair
for his daughter's wedding.
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Wedding? I forgot to pick up my dress.
I have to pick up my dress.
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- I'm sorry. Have fun!
- Really?
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You know how Shane's doing?
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I think she just want
to get pass through the Paige stuff.
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You guys really think
that Paige burnt WAX down?
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I don't think it could be more obvious.
Really.
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She must have been really angry.
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Well, she's lucky that
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that Shane doesn't wanna prosecute.
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I'm just worried about Shane,
because I feel like everything's escalating.
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Escalating?
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- Well...
- Yeah.
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We used to say
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that every time Shane
walked into a room,
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some girl left crying.
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But now...
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No one's really ever committed arson
over Shane before.
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It's like, what's next?
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You are so good!
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I don't know what you're doing to me.
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But do that.
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Don't stop.
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I wish
my sister could get married everyday.
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Yeah?
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Well, I didn't expect
to see you back so soon, Williams.
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Although I can't say I'm sorry.
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I might be lonely right here
after you're all shipped out.
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Or maybe you need to sign yourself off
for active duty, Beech.
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Just going fat
sitting up here on this desk.
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You know, some of these guys
who stick around here
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make sure all local...,
huh?
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So,
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what's the deal, Williams?
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To what do I own this unexpected priviledge?
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I'm seeking counsel.
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I've been told I'm under investigation.
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Do you know the nature of the complaint?
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Well, I haven't been formally notified,
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but I believe I'm being investigated
for homosexual conduct.
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Very sorry to hear that.
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I'd like to start preparing my defense.
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I haven't been detailed
to your case, Captain Williams,
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and, as you can see,
I've very heavy work on my own.
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Look,
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I'm not trying to overboarding you.
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I need some advice.
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Williams, my best advice to you
is to mind your P's and Q's
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and think about whether or not
you want to stay in the service.
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I don't have to think about that.
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- I've dedicated my life to the military.
- I'm sure you have.
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But allegations like this
are almost impossible to disprove.
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Mostly because they end up being true.
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Once they're out,
the military doesn't want you anymore.
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Which is understandable,
don't you think?
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- "Stasch" by Coleman Hawkins -
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There he is.
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The beautiful boy
with the crystal blue eyes.
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Max?
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He's gay, right?
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Please tell me he's gay.
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- What? Something's wrong with him?
- No, he's very nice.
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Yeah. He, she... he's not gay anymore.
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- Anymore?
- So, he used to be gay?
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Well...
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- not exactly.
- Not exactly?
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He used to be a lesbian.
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He's a trans man.
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Oh my god! I had no idea.
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Hey! I see you guys later.
Bye! Love you, love you.
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- Hey, it's hot, hot, hot.
- Thanks, Kit.
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Hey, do you know that girl over there?
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That girl?
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The one who's been sitting here
for three days in the same ole clothes?
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Do you see what she's reading?
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Hey there!
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Oh, hi, I'm sorry.
Do you want me to pay?
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No, no, no, no. I just came over
to see if you wanted something else.
248
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No, I'm good. Thanks.
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I can't really afford anything else anyway.
250
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I'm sorry. 7 dollars
for a slice of pie, I know it's a lot.
251
00:15:10,878 --> 00:15:12,370
No, I didn't mean it like that.
252
00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:14,181
Well, what about if you had one on me?
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- I mean, the pear polenta tart...
- No, I can't...
254
00:15:16,688 --> 00:15:19,712
Come on. You...
You've got to have one, alright?
255
00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:22,571
Actually, you know what?
I'm starving. Thank you.
256
00:15:23,868 --> 00:15:27,092
So, how's the book?
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"Some of her parts"?
258
00:15:28,668 --> 00:15:31,033
It's like my fifth time reading it.
259
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Jennifer Schecter is my favorite author.
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You see that young man over there?
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He lives with her.
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00:15:40,576 --> 00:15:42,663
- Do you wanna meet him?
- No.
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No, no, no. I couldn't...
I don't wanna bother him.
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Oh yeah, come on, come on!
Come on! You're gotta, baby girl!
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Come on!
Get your butt up! Come on.
266
00:15:50,295 --> 00:15:52,143
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on.
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00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:56,311
Uh, Max, Max!
What's your name again?
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00:15:56,317 --> 00:15:59,052
- Adele. Adele Channing. Hi.
- Hi, I'm Max Sweeney.
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And I'm Kit Porter.
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It's so nice to meet you.
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Now you ready to rock.
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Go get married.
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Good luck.
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Shane!
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There you are.
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Look what happened.
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- "From Toys To Boys"
by The Emotions -
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Sorry. Excuse me.
Sorry. Excuse me.
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00:16:36,276 --> 00:16:38,972
Could I have a medium triple cappucino
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00:16:39,025 --> 00:16:41,273
with two pumps of vanilla, please?
281
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Can you also put it on my tab?
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- Thank you.
- Is this the famous Jenny Schecter?
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00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:48,601
Kit, it's such a nightmare.
My fucking assistant Marissa quit on me.
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00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,262
And I've been writing all morning
and I have to be at the wedding in
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one hour
and I don't have a wedding gift.
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00:16:53,715 --> 00:16:57,551
Can you take a minute? There is someone
really special I'd love for you to meet.
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Great. Just crush the dress.
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I don't...
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I can't!
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Kit, I have to go buy my satin shoes.
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00:17:07,457 --> 00:17:08,660
Adele,
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- I'd like you to meet Jenny Shecter.
- Oh my god!
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- I can't believe I'm meeting you.
- You are.
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It's great. You've met me. Max,
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00:17:17,656 --> 00:17:19,720
will you please, please, please
do me a huge favor?
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00:17:19,725 --> 00:17:21,662
Jenny, Adele's a huge fan of yours.
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00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:24,041
She's read your book five times.
"Some of her Parts", right?
298
00:17:24,046 --> 00:17:26,740
Yeah. And, and,
and that book, "Sarah Shuster"?
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00:17:26,805 --> 00:17:28,590
- 25 times.
- That's nice.
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00:17:28,597 --> 00:17:31,533
I adapted it as a screenplay
for my women's studies class.
301
00:17:31,538 --> 00:17:33,841
What do you mean, you,
you adapted it?
302
00:17:33,858 --> 00:17:38,083
Oh but only, only... Only as a class exercice.
I mean, not as a publication.
303
00:17:38,085 --> 00:17:40,361
And what school did you go to, Aline?
304
00:17:41,035 --> 00:17:42,912
I went to the university of Central Florida.
305
00:17:42,915 --> 00:17:44,831
Jenny, her name's Adele.
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- I gotta go.
- What don't you come
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00:17:46,258 --> 00:17:48,792
- and sit...
- Yes! Come on, come on.
308
00:17:48,796 --> 00:17:50,962
Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes.
309
00:17:50,966 --> 00:17:53,193
Would you bring her coffee over, please?
310
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,062
Oh, that's good!
311
00:17:55,066 --> 00:17:57,670
Oh yeah, oh, right there!
312
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:15,722
What?
313
00:18:16,516 --> 00:18:17,581
What?!
314
00:18:17,588 --> 00:18:19,323
What? Did I hurt you?
315
00:18:19,326 --> 00:18:20,712
You suffer,
316
00:18:20,715 --> 00:18:22,772
- you're sure?
- No, I'm fine.
317
00:18:22,776 --> 00:18:24,812
Everything's gonna be fine now.
318
00:18:24,818 --> 00:18:26,393
Thank you so much.
319
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:28,631
There.
320
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:33,952
That asshole Rack is here with his wife.
321
00:18:33,956 --> 00:18:36,101
I want him to see me with you.
322
00:18:36,105 --> 00:18:38,303
Please, don't leave me tonight.
323
00:18:38,305 --> 00:18:40,570
Just don't leave me.
324
00:18:45,595 --> 00:18:48,920
- Hello, gorgeous.
- Joyce!
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00:18:49,517 --> 00:18:51,552
- No!
- Yes!
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00:18:52,577 --> 00:18:53,981
Don't say I shouldn't have.
327
00:18:53,985 --> 00:18:56,682
"Shouldn't have" is a thing
that makes me want you most.
328
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:02,993
Joyce... Yeah!
Come sit down a minute. Yeah.
329
00:19:07,675 --> 00:19:10,123
What is it, Phyllis? What's on your mind?
330
00:19:12,525 --> 00:19:15,033
- This is hard.
- Well, whatever it is,
331
00:19:15,036 --> 00:19:16,551
just say it.
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00:19:18,585 --> 00:19:23,211
You made a lovely proposal to me
and I want you to understand
333
00:19:23,216 --> 00:19:26,431
how very much it meant to me
that you would want to...
334
00:19:26,437 --> 00:19:28,052
to u-haul with me?
335
00:19:28,057 --> 00:19:31,502
Oh god! I'll never forget
you saying that. That was so cute.
336
00:19:31,506 --> 00:19:33,390
- It was?
- It was.
337
00:19:34,498 --> 00:19:36,280
Phyllis, look.
338
00:19:36,286 --> 00:19:38,420
I know you just got out of
a 30-year marriage,
339
00:19:38,426 --> 00:19:40,883
and if you need to take a little more time,
340
00:19:40,887 --> 00:19:42,263
just take it.
341
00:19:42,277 --> 00:19:44,101
I'm not going anywhere.
342
00:19:44,108 --> 00:19:47,082
So you're okay with me seeing other people?
343
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,441
What?!
344
00:19:48,446 --> 00:19:51,053
No, no no no no no. That's not what I mean.
345
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:53,703
- Please, understand.
- There's no understanding here, Phyllis.
346
00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:55,431
I'm not okay with that.
347
00:19:56,106 --> 00:19:58,682
- Are you already seeing somebody?
- No!
348
00:19:58,687 --> 00:20:01,131
No, I mean I want to, but...
349
00:20:01,136 --> 00:20:04,910
I told Camilla that I had to talk to you
before we did anything.
350
00:20:04,917 --> 00:20:06,290
Camilla?
351
00:20:06,297 --> 00:20:09,261
- My friend?!
- Joyce, she is not your friend!
352
00:20:09,268 --> 00:20:13,191
She's a friend of a friend! And
you met her at that party I threw for you!
353
00:20:13,196 --> 00:20:14,850
We both feel really bad about this,
but, come on,
354
00:20:14,897 --> 00:20:18,020
don't take it that way. It's not like,
you know, you versus Camilla.
355
00:20:18,046 --> 00:20:19,601
This is foul play.
356
00:20:19,615 --> 00:20:22,243
- I'm so sorry, Joyce.
- Thank you!
357
00:20:24,956 --> 00:20:26,872
Phyllis, you're being rash.
358
00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:29,101
Very rash.
I'm gonna leave now
359
00:20:29,198 --> 00:20:30,923
and give you some time
to think about your actions
360
00:20:31,027 --> 00:20:33,660
so you don't do something
you will regret later.
361
00:20:34,697 --> 00:20:36,212
- "Stasch" by Coleman Hawkins -
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00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:38,871
I went on the scholarship. So
363
00:20:38,878 --> 00:20:41,022
it's the only school I know
that has
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00:20:41,038 --> 00:20:43,741
both the women's studies program
and the film program.
365
00:20:43,748 --> 00:20:46,242
How come you wanted to go
to film school in Orlando,
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00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,633
if you don't mind me asking.
367
00:20:47,636 --> 00:20:49,693
- Because she loves Disney World.
- No. I...
368
00:20:51,007 --> 00:20:52,752
Well, I just...
369
00:20:53,867 --> 00:20:56,092
I also was offered
a scholarship named by you.
370
00:20:56,095 --> 00:20:58,272
But it's of course where I wanted to go.
But...
371
00:20:59,035 --> 00:21:00,483
my mum
372
00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:04,822
had kind of a nervous breakdown
after my dad left her. So...
373
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,650
I just stayed to take care of her.
374
00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:10,571
Is your mama okay now?
375
00:21:10,577 --> 00:21:12,613
Uh, yeah, she's better. She's better.
376
00:21:14,567 --> 00:21:17,770
We just... we had a tough time.
You know?
377
00:21:18,797 --> 00:21:21,832
I stayed to take care of her,
but then,
378
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:24,743
she still took a lot of anger at me.
379
00:21:25,765 --> 00:21:27,251
You know what?
380
00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:30,060
It was reading this book
381
00:21:30,476 --> 00:21:33,301
that got me through that time.
It was reading "Some of her Parts".
382
00:21:34,028 --> 00:21:35,661
And this book
383
00:21:36,405 --> 00:21:38,253
saved my life.
384
00:21:39,056 --> 00:21:42,043
What a nice thing to say,
isn't that, Jenny?
385
00:21:42,496 --> 00:21:45,100
I went out and I found
386
00:21:45,107 --> 00:21:47,670
every single thing I could
about Jennifer Schecter.
387
00:21:47,675 --> 00:21:49,543
I found your first short stories collection.
388
00:21:49,546 --> 00:21:51,921
I read those stories
over, and over, and over.
389
00:21:51,948 --> 00:21:54,660
Miss Schecter, I just,
I can't tell you... Oh!
390
00:21:55,507 --> 00:21:57,741
- Jenny.
- Okay, Jenny.
391
00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:01,061
- Do you know why I'm here?
- No.
392
00:22:01,067 --> 00:22:04,303
In West Hollywood? I'm here
because I heard somewhere that,
393
00:22:04,306 --> 00:22:08,463
that this café was her inspiration
for the Pluto Café in "Lez Girls".
394
00:22:08,467 --> 00:22:11,223
I'm just, I'm so honored to meet you.
395
00:22:11,226 --> 00:22:13,530
Well, it's very nice to meet you too.
396
00:22:13,537 --> 00:22:15,920
Oh, hey, Jenny,
aren't late for a wedding or something?
397
00:22:15,985 --> 00:22:17,842
- What time is it?
- It's ten to two.
398
00:22:17,848 --> 00:22:22,160
That fucking assistant Marissa, well
she was supposed to get me the wedding gift,
399
00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:23,952
- and now I don't have a gift.
- So what?
400
00:22:23,996 --> 00:22:26,751
You can just give him after. I mean,
I'm sure they're registered.
401
00:22:26,756 --> 00:22:29,500
I'm so sorry. This is my fault.
402
00:22:30,027 --> 00:22:34,270
- Can I do anything for you?
- I mean, I'm not sure. Unless...
403
00:22:34,276 --> 00:22:37,383
I don't know. Unless you wanna go
to Garie's or Williams'
404
00:22:37,386 --> 00:22:39,082
to know where my name is registered
405
00:22:39,118 --> 00:22:42,110
and maybe pick up the gift on my behalf
406
00:22:42,117 --> 00:22:45,751
- and drop it off at the wedding?
- Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Definitively. Of course.
407
00:22:46,217 --> 00:22:47,712
I have nothing else to do.
408
00:22:47,717 --> 00:22:49,890
Good! Okay, good, good, good.
409
00:22:49,896 --> 00:22:51,010
Come on!
410
00:22:51,025 --> 00:22:55,212
You can help me pick up
a perfect pair of satin shoes,
411
00:22:55,217 --> 00:22:59,882
maybe carry that for me, and
tell me more about your experience.
412
00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:07,100
- Wow!
- You wanted that job, didn't you?
413
00:23:07,106 --> 00:23:08,273
As if!
414
00:23:08,286 --> 00:23:10,260
No, those days are gone.
415
00:23:37,098 --> 00:23:40,321
Looks like nobody warned you
about dropping the soap.
416
00:23:41,607 --> 00:23:45,312
- It just slipped from my hands.
- It just slipped from my hands.
417
00:23:45,317 --> 00:23:47,342
You hear that, Billie?
418
00:23:47,346 --> 00:23:50,832
- She's a fluff.
- Are you a fluff, pretty girl?
419
00:23:50,877 --> 00:23:54,002
I'm sorry. Maybe if you could just
explain to me what that is...
420
00:23:54,005 --> 00:23:55,880
Are you in for real trigger?
421
00:23:55,887 --> 00:23:58,492
Get away from me
or I'm gonna call security.
422
00:24:01,435 --> 00:24:04,271
Oh, she's strong too!
423
00:24:05,676 --> 00:24:09,992
I want you to clique up, bloody hands.
424
00:24:10,708 --> 00:24:12,542
It involves blood?!
425
00:24:12,548 --> 00:24:15,032
You're such a pretty girl!
426
00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:18,720
You know, what a shame
if something would happen to that face.
427
00:24:20,365 --> 00:24:22,280
Let her go, Jackie.
428
00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:26,033
- Why should I?
- Because she's with me.
429
00:24:32,037 --> 00:24:33,672
Suit yourself.
430
00:24:38,915 --> 00:24:41,240
But I'd keep my eye on her
431
00:24:41,245 --> 00:24:43,051
if I were you.
432
00:24:51,787 --> 00:24:54,523
He looked at me
like I had a fucking disease.
433
00:24:54,528 --> 00:24:56,382
I thought you guys
already knew each other.
434
00:24:56,386 --> 00:24:57,920
Well, we went to a leadership together.
435
00:24:57,927 --> 00:25:00,422
But I didn't know
he was such a fucking... boy.
436
00:25:01,037 --> 00:25:02,972
He hasn't even seen action.
437
00:25:02,978 --> 00:25:04,503
He'd probably shit his fucking pants
438
00:25:04,506 --> 00:25:07,312
if his buddy got his...
blown off next to him.
439
00:25:09,525 --> 00:25:12,040
Well, you know what? The good thing is,
you know where he stands,
440
00:25:12,047 --> 00:25:15,491
and now you can go get yourself a lawyer
that's not in the military. Right?
441
00:25:15,508 --> 00:25:17,503
I can't afford a civilian attorney.
442
00:25:18,068 --> 00:25:19,921
Let me help you, Tash.
443
00:25:20,445 --> 00:25:22,780
And I don't want a civilian attorney.
444
00:25:22,786 --> 00:25:23,980
Why?
445
00:25:24,357 --> 00:25:27,810
Because if I hire a civilian attorney
446
00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:31,993
then I'm basically just admitting that
I'm looking to get an honorable discharge.
447
00:25:31,998 --> 00:25:34,680
Beech said that's almost impossible
448
00:25:34,727 --> 00:25:36,733
to defend the "don't ask, don't tell" case
449
00:25:36,735 --> 00:25:39,101
because the allegations are usually true.
450
00:25:39,106 --> 00:25:42,253
Well, then forget Beech!
He's obviously a shitty lawyer.
451
00:25:42,258 --> 00:25:43,631
You can win this.
452
00:25:43,638 --> 00:25:47,971
And I don't even why the army tries
to keep gays out of the military anyway.
453
00:25:47,988 --> 00:25:52,321
I'm not fighting to allow gays
to serve openly in the military.
454
00:25:52,328 --> 00:25:55,132
I'm not even trying to overturn
"don't ask, don't tell".
455
00:25:55,165 --> 00:25:58,303
- That's not gonna happen right now.
- Then what are you fighting for?
456
00:25:58,305 --> 00:26:01,180
I'm fighting to stay in the military.
457
00:26:02,216 --> 00:26:05,323
I've worked my whole life for this, Alice.
458
00:26:05,327 --> 00:26:09,891
So, you've worked your whole life
to just deny who you are.
459
00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:14,082
I'm sorry, Tasha. I'm really just
gonna have to adjust my
460
00:26:14,088 --> 00:26:15,793
thinking on this one.
461
00:26:18,988 --> 00:26:20,720
I'm on your side, though.
462
00:26:22,035 --> 00:26:22,973
Okay?
463
00:26:23,946 --> 00:26:25,110
I am.
464
00:27:00,518 --> 00:27:01,810
Sorry.
465
00:27:06,548 --> 00:27:08,211
I sit here.
466
00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:11,673
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
467
00:27:11,678 --> 00:27:15,302
I'm so sorry. Here. Come on.
468
00:27:19,756 --> 00:27:23,033
I'm so sorry that I'm late.
469
00:27:23,608 --> 00:27:25,353
Yeah, we were all waiting.
470
00:27:25,355 --> 00:27:27,890
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to make you wait.
471
00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:29,913
- Nice dress.
- Thanks, Tina.
472
00:27:30,396 --> 00:27:32,672
Honey? Honey? Honey!
473
00:27:32,675 --> 00:27:34,362
It looks like Madison isn't here.
474
00:27:34,395 --> 00:27:35,583
I don't know.
475
00:27:36,518 --> 00:27:38,781
- Have you seen Shane?
- No.
476
00:27:40,235 --> 00:27:42,631
I always do
everything I'm supposed to do.
477
00:27:44,327 --> 00:27:46,063
Everything my father wants.
478
00:27:48,705 --> 00:27:50,843
I try so hard to please him, but...
479
00:27:50,847 --> 00:27:52,512
he's never pleased.
480
00:27:55,496 --> 00:27:56,691
Well,
481
00:27:58,185 --> 00:28:00,650
forgetting your father for a second,
482
00:28:01,495 --> 00:28:03,260
what is it that you want?
483
00:28:04,076 --> 00:28:06,303
No one ever asked me that before.
484
00:28:07,996 --> 00:28:11,191
- Do you love him?
- Of course I love him. He's my father.
485
00:28:11,205 --> 00:28:14,162
I don't mean your father.
I mean your fiancé.
486
00:28:15,087 --> 00:28:16,421
He's sweet,
487
00:28:17,328 --> 00:28:19,303
and he treats me well.
488
00:28:19,305 --> 00:28:21,611
- Good.
- Madison, are you in there?
489
00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:24,581
- Just a second!
- Everybody's waiting, sweetheart.
490
00:28:26,596 --> 00:28:27,651
Do you uh...
491
00:28:28,505 --> 00:28:30,473
do you two have anything in common?
492
00:28:31,506 --> 00:28:32,591
Thanks.
493
00:28:32,966 --> 00:28:34,330
We uh...
494
00:28:34,337 --> 00:28:36,041
We're both adventurers.
495
00:28:36,598 --> 00:28:38,172
And we love to travel.
496
00:28:39,878 --> 00:28:41,593
And uh...
497
00:28:41,595 --> 00:28:43,953
we really try to... a lot.
498
00:28:43,957 --> 00:28:46,332
It just sounds like you're compatible.
499
00:28:47,926 --> 00:28:49,450
Does he listen to you?
500
00:28:49,458 --> 00:28:51,292
He always looks me right in the eye.
501
00:28:51,295 --> 00:28:52,913
Is he faithful?
502
00:28:54,097 --> 00:28:55,633
I'm pretty sure.
503
00:28:55,636 --> 00:28:57,312
Good.
504
00:28:58,075 --> 00:29:00,490
That's more than most people can say.
505
00:29:04,505 --> 00:29:06,272
You do look beautiful.
506
00:29:07,205 --> 00:29:09,600
Your hair's staying put.
507
00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:17,103
You're gonna be fine.
508
00:29:18,395 --> 00:29:20,492
You really are.
You're gonna be okay.
509
00:29:26,477 --> 00:29:29,022
Is there something better out there?
510
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:33,590
I mean, Brad's sweet, but...
511
00:29:34,425 --> 00:29:37,150
He doesn't make me feel like we're gonna
512
00:29:37,157 --> 00:29:38,951
rock the world together.
513
00:29:47,095 --> 00:29:48,702
Madison,
514
00:29:49,765 --> 00:29:53,242
it sounds like you're looking for
something that uh...
515
00:29:54,255 --> 00:29:56,063
you use to do on your own.
516
00:29:56,406 --> 00:29:59,020
and no one could help you find it.
517
00:29:59,045 --> 00:30:01,391
But at the same time,
from what you're telling me,
518
00:30:01,395 --> 00:30:03,183
it sounds like you and Brad are
519
00:30:03,187 --> 00:30:05,362
gonna be great together.
520
00:30:06,565 --> 00:30:08,673
Don't throw that away.
521
00:30:09,418 --> 00:30:11,452
It's not that easy to find.
522
00:30:18,008 --> 00:30:19,212
And uh...
523
00:30:21,086 --> 00:30:23,040
well, you really
524
00:30:24,048 --> 00:30:26,322
remind me of somebody I used to know.
525
00:30:27,036 --> 00:30:28,273
A lot.
526
00:30:29,666 --> 00:30:31,453
No, no. It's, it's uh...
527
00:30:33,016 --> 00:30:34,402
It's a compliment.
528
00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:41,453
Well, you only got one shot.
Come on. Let's go do it.
529
00:30:46,575 --> 00:30:48,202
Yo, mama!
530
00:31:08,458 --> 00:31:10,281
What did they say?
531
00:31:10,287 --> 00:31:13,683
What were the actual words?
532
00:31:13,698 --> 00:31:15,840
I don't know.
533
00:31:16,908 --> 00:31:19,621
I think she said something
about cliquing?
534
00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:22,120
- Did she tell you to clique up?
- Yes!
535
00:31:22,128 --> 00:31:24,302
It means just joining a gang!
536
00:31:24,307 --> 00:31:25,860
She just wants you to join a gang.
537
00:31:25,866 --> 00:31:28,472
What use am I going to be to a prison gang?
538
00:31:28,477 --> 00:31:30,980
Really? I mean, does that mean
that Dusty
539
00:31:30,988 --> 00:31:32,372
is in a gang too?
540
00:31:32,378 --> 00:31:34,283
- Who's Dusty?
- Dusty's my cellmate.
541
00:31:34,296 --> 00:31:37,161
The one who I said went stepped
and went up to Jackie and said,
542
00:31:38,126 --> 00:31:39,602
she said: "She's with me".
543
00:31:39,635 --> 00:31:43,382
Oh, girl, baby girl, that means that
if Jackie even look at you wrong,
544
00:31:43,388 --> 00:31:45,830
she has to answer to Dusty.
545
00:31:45,836 --> 00:31:49,003
Girl, I hope Dusty is tough enough
to take care of you.
546
00:31:49,647 --> 00:31:51,322
Oh, she's strong.
547
00:31:52,075 --> 00:31:54,351
She's amazingly strong.
548
00:31:54,358 --> 00:31:56,620
She doesn't talk much, but um...
549
00:31:57,287 --> 00:32:00,872
When I first met her, I thought
she was a homicidal maniac.
550
00:32:00,886 --> 00:32:03,663
A homicidal maniac who saved your butt.
551
00:32:04,056 --> 00:32:05,313
Yeah.
552
00:32:06,218 --> 00:32:08,110
Yeah, I've been watching her.
553
00:32:08,145 --> 00:32:10,433
Wow, she's got this...
554
00:32:11,238 --> 00:32:13,830
that quiet intensity.
555
00:32:15,857 --> 00:32:18,051
She's fascinating, actually.
556
00:32:18,057 --> 00:32:20,492
She sounds like she's independant, girl.
557
00:32:20,526 --> 00:32:24,312
And that's the kind of friend you want,
you know what I'm saying?
558
00:32:25,637 --> 00:32:27,442
How do you know all that?
559
00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:29,493
I've been places, okay?
560
00:32:31,577 --> 00:32:34,323
Shit, have I...
561
00:32:37,317 --> 00:32:39,232
So, sometimes they tell you
562
00:32:39,238 --> 00:32:43,231
why you've been delayed,
but they don't have to tell you?
563
00:32:43,238 --> 00:32:45,792
Um, yeah, pretty much.
564
00:32:45,796 --> 00:32:48,142
I mean, you don't know anything
565
00:32:48,146 --> 00:32:51,711
for sure, until you're on that plane
half way to Irak.
566
00:32:52,467 --> 00:32:53,971
She doesn't know...
567
00:32:55,076 --> 00:32:57,321
- You can trust them.
- Don't.
568
00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:03,530
- Oh, shit.
- What?
569
00:33:05,696 --> 00:33:08,411
I thought Phyllis
already broke up with her, didn't she?
570
00:33:08,416 --> 00:33:10,292
I so don't wanna know.
571
00:33:11,507 --> 00:33:14,043
- They're breaking up right now.
- How do you know?
572
00:33:14,048 --> 00:33:15,932
Body language.
573
00:33:15,935 --> 00:33:17,432
Phyllis, listen.
574
00:33:18,188 --> 00:33:21,461
You can't leave me. I'm good for you.
575
00:33:22,095 --> 00:33:24,072
I'm rich, I'm smart,
576
00:33:24,077 --> 00:33:25,972
I'm great in bed.
577
00:33:25,977 --> 00:33:28,172
And I know you think
you wanna play the field,
578
00:33:28,178 --> 00:33:29,522
but I'm telling you.
579
00:33:30,036 --> 00:33:33,031
You will never find
anyone better than me.
580
00:33:36,756 --> 00:33:38,741
- "Ojala" by Pink Martini -
581
00:33:56,068 --> 00:33:57,593
Are you okay?
582
00:34:00,006 --> 00:34:01,141
I'm good.
583
00:34:05,577 --> 00:34:07,392
Do you see anybody here you like?
584
00:34:07,395 --> 00:34:11,692
Are you kidding me? This has got to be
the straightest wedding on earth.
585
00:34:12,035 --> 00:34:14,360
No lesbian's ever going to get laid here.
586
00:34:14,365 --> 00:34:16,862
Yeah, probably.
587
00:34:21,075 --> 00:34:24,601
I'd surely have a drink.
Let's go to the bar. Come on.
588
00:34:29,056 --> 00:34:30,910
Are you okay? You're acting weird.
589
00:34:31,487 --> 00:34:33,103
I'm fine.
590
00:34:33,807 --> 00:34:36,081
- Hi, Shane.
- Hi.
591
00:34:36,087 --> 00:34:37,851
Guess what.
592
00:34:37,898 --> 00:34:40,071
Willy loves you.
593
00:34:40,075 --> 00:34:44,152
He said the girls can't stop talking about
how you did them and I said:
594
00:34:44,167 --> 00:34:47,952
"Willy, can Shane please do hair
on the movie?" And guess what he said.
595
00:34:47,957 --> 00:34:49,553
- What?
- Yes.
596
00:34:49,556 --> 00:34:51,072
Yeah? Good.
597
00:34:52,046 --> 00:34:54,901
Tina, what did you get the bride?
598
00:34:56,067 --> 00:34:58,413
I got the bride for
599
00:34:58,418 --> 00:35:00,302
- expresso cups.
- That's nice.
600
00:35:00,308 --> 00:35:04,231
- What about you?
- Oh god! Thank god you're here.
601
00:35:04,235 --> 00:35:05,651
What did I get the bride?
602
00:35:05,678 --> 00:35:08,413
You got the bride a Limited Edition
603
00:35:08,417 --> 00:35:11,823
Kitchenaid Artisan Stand Mixer
in Metallic Chrome.
604
00:35:12,455 --> 00:35:13,842
Nice gift.
605
00:35:13,978 --> 00:35:16,521
- It's a dream appliance.
- I'd love that.
606
00:35:16,525 --> 00:35:19,990
- I brought you some cake. You're hungry?
- I guess so.
607
00:35:20,006 --> 00:35:21,351
Hi.
608
00:35:26,047 --> 00:35:27,493
I don't like that.
609
00:35:29,095 --> 00:35:30,412
I'm sorry.
610
00:35:30,416 --> 00:35:33,332
Let's put the gift on the table.
I'll see you later. Bye, Shane.
611
00:35:33,337 --> 00:35:35,080
- Bye, Jenny.
- Come on.
612
00:35:35,087 --> 00:35:37,501
- Who was that?
- I don't know.
613
00:35:37,507 --> 00:35:39,572
- Jenny's driving me crazy.
- Hi, Shane.
614
00:35:39,578 --> 00:35:42,043
- Hi, Gina.
- Do you wanna dance with me?
615
00:35:42,045 --> 00:35:44,682
You know,
I really don't like to dance.
616
00:35:44,686 --> 00:35:46,083
What, what, what?
617
00:35:46,087 --> 00:35:48,803
My asshole boss is over there.
618
00:35:48,808 --> 00:35:50,282
I have to talk to him.
619
00:35:50,296 --> 00:35:51,973
Oh god!
620
00:35:52,888 --> 00:35:54,990
- Please dance with me.
- Gina, you know...
621
00:35:55,035 --> 00:35:56,532
I want Rick to see us together.
622
00:35:56,536 --> 00:35:59,913
Okay, how about this?
I have to run through the bathroom.
623
00:36:00,678 --> 00:36:04,272
That's cute. I'll be back
in a few minutes, okay?
624
00:36:04,276 --> 00:36:06,811
Stay right there. Stay put.
625
00:36:06,817 --> 00:36:08,841
I'll come and find you, okay?
626
00:36:08,848 --> 00:36:11,412
- I'll be here.
- Okay! I love it!
627
00:36:12,226 --> 00:36:13,691
- "J'Veux Un Mec" by Adrienne Pauly -
628
00:36:22,557 --> 00:36:24,000
Guys!
629
00:36:24,008 --> 00:36:26,682
- Alice, don't.
- What?
630
00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:28,793
What is up with you two?
631
00:36:28,795 --> 00:36:31,421
This is really stupid. We should just tell them.
They're our friends.
632
00:36:31,425 --> 00:36:34,041
- Tell us what?
- Tasha's being held back
633
00:36:34,046 --> 00:36:36,922
because she's been investigated
for homosexual conduct.
634
00:36:36,927 --> 00:36:38,592
You're freaking kidding me?!
635
00:36:38,597 --> 00:36:40,671
And she has to keep a low profile,
so if you could just
636
00:36:40,675 --> 00:36:42,182
lay off the PDA.
637
00:36:42,748 --> 00:36:45,260
I'm sorry. You just,
you should have said something.
638
00:36:45,998 --> 00:36:48,840
I'm so sorry, Tasha.
I had no idea.
639
00:36:48,847 --> 00:36:50,741
No, I'm sorry.
640
00:36:53,635 --> 00:36:55,223
Be right back.
641
00:36:58,625 --> 00:37:00,270
What are you doing?
642
00:37:00,275 --> 00:37:02,860
I told you not to tell anybody.
643
00:37:02,868 --> 00:37:05,103
I know. I wasn't going to.
But I had to.
644
00:37:05,107 --> 00:37:08,213
You didn't have to do shit, Alice.
You just can't keep your mouth shut.
645
00:37:08,216 --> 00:37:11,313
Okay, I don't deserve that, alright?
I was trying to protect you.
646
00:37:11,318 --> 00:37:13,080
- You don't get it, do you?
- Get what?!
647
00:37:13,088 --> 00:37:16,550
- You were sitting a...
- Alice, it's my life. Okay?
648
00:37:16,588 --> 00:37:19,540
I determine when
and if people will know.
649
00:37:20,037 --> 00:37:22,430
They're not just people.
They're my friends.
650
00:37:22,438 --> 00:37:25,030
- You can trust them.
- Oh, it's not them I'm worried about.
651
00:37:25,035 --> 00:37:27,140
Oh, what's that supposed to mean?
652
00:37:30,145 --> 00:37:31,680
Nothing.
653
00:37:31,686 --> 00:37:34,362
I'm sorry, nothing.
654
00:37:34,838 --> 00:37:38,481
I just don't understand what the big deal is
if they know.
655
00:37:38,486 --> 00:37:41,413
Because, Alice,
I don't want to talk about it
656
00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:44,993
and I don't wanna sit around
and listen everyone's opinions about it.
657
00:37:44,997 --> 00:37:48,063
And I don't want people to feel
like they can't be themselves around me.
658
00:37:48,065 --> 00:37:49,932
They don't feel that way, Tash.
659
00:37:49,936 --> 00:37:52,281
But see, this is why
I didn't even wanna come out tonight.
660
00:37:54,737 --> 00:37:56,091
Listen,
661
00:37:56,095 --> 00:37:58,791
I'm just having a hard time
662
00:37:58,796 --> 00:38:03,632
understanding why you wanna be part
of an institution that hates who you are.
663
00:38:03,637 --> 00:38:05,242
I'm struggling with that.
664
00:38:05,858 --> 00:38:10,360
But I know how important this is to you
and I know this is everything to you.
665
00:38:11,035 --> 00:38:14,632
And you're everything to me and
I'm just trying to stand here by you.
666
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:21,443
I know. You're right.
667
00:38:23,887 --> 00:38:25,570
I'm sorry.
668
00:38:27,856 --> 00:38:30,292
I'm sorry too. I am.
669
00:38:32,207 --> 00:38:33,983
I like your posters.
670
00:38:37,586 --> 00:38:39,300
Isn't it sad, huh?
671
00:38:40,327 --> 00:38:44,332
Dorthy Dandridge died at the age of 42.
672
00:38:45,167 --> 00:38:47,982
OD'ed on anti-depressants.
673
00:38:48,567 --> 00:38:50,232
She killed herself?
674
00:38:50,235 --> 00:38:53,141
Well, they say it was an accident.
675
00:38:53,148 --> 00:38:56,703
You know, she was taking all these
different medication for
676
00:38:56,715 --> 00:38:59,853
her severely injured ankle.
Who knows?
677
00:39:01,078 --> 00:39:04,503
Apparently, she was really depressed.
It's so sad.
678
00:39:05,026 --> 00:39:07,321
I loved her in "Carmen Jones".
679
00:39:07,767 --> 00:39:09,452
Me too.
680
00:39:19,045 --> 00:39:20,141
Dusty,
681
00:39:21,538 --> 00:39:24,691
earlier, when you said
682
00:39:24,708 --> 00:39:28,320
- I was "with you"...
- Doesn't mean I want anything.
683
00:39:47,116 --> 00:39:48,682
Look who we ran into.
684
00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:51,522
Hi, I'm sorry.
We didn't mean to take your seats.
685
00:39:51,527 --> 00:39:54,002
I'ts okay, it's okay.
We're actually gonna take off.
686
00:39:54,595 --> 00:39:56,813
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
687
00:39:57,027 --> 00:39:59,553
- Can you grab my purse?
- Oh, sure.
688
00:40:00,267 --> 00:40:01,531
- "Toi Et Moi" by Jil Caplan -
689
00:40:01,535 --> 00:40:04,403
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I've got to take a break.
690
00:40:04,407 --> 00:40:07,963
This one over here
can't wait to get between the sheets.
691
00:40:07,965 --> 00:40:11,142
I told her we need
to spend more time with other people.
692
00:40:11,145 --> 00:40:13,230
You know, spread the love.
693
00:40:15,805 --> 00:40:16,972
Tasha,
694
00:40:17,417 --> 00:40:19,530
I am so sorry, I had no idea.
695
00:40:19,535 --> 00:40:21,852
Don't be sorry.
You didn't do anything wrong.
696
00:40:21,857 --> 00:40:24,683
- Alright. It was nice to see you, guys.
- Yeah, it's good to see you too.
697
00:40:24,685 --> 00:40:26,841
- Bye.
- Bye.
698
00:40:27,326 --> 00:40:29,960
Honey, could you please
bring me another glass of wine?
699
00:40:29,968 --> 00:40:31,133
Sure.
700
00:40:35,098 --> 00:40:36,390
Help me!
701
00:40:39,966 --> 00:40:42,073
- "Baby Don't You Go"
by The Miracles -
702
00:40:48,755 --> 00:40:51,633
Do you know that
you're the only man in my life?
703
00:40:52,308 --> 00:40:54,753
Well, someone would have to be.
704
00:40:55,746 --> 00:40:56,653
I'm
705
00:40:57,185 --> 00:40:59,013
very glad it's me.
706
00:41:00,075 --> 00:41:02,710
I've had the most amazing experience today.
707
00:41:02,716 --> 00:41:05,480
This woman came up to me
and she said that my book
708
00:41:05,486 --> 00:41:07,553
save her life, and I thought,
709
00:41:08,548 --> 00:41:12,672
I think our movie
is gonna have an impact on people.
710
00:41:12,685 --> 00:41:14,792
I know it is.
711
00:41:14,795 --> 00:41:16,640
- Do you?
- I know it is.
712
00:41:21,546 --> 00:41:24,443
It's so sweet.
I think I'm gonna puke.
713
00:41:24,465 --> 00:41:26,441
I think it's wonderful that
714
00:41:26,448 --> 00:41:29,240
a man who's spent his entire life
plundering wealth rich men
715
00:41:29,248 --> 00:41:31,761
now wants to change the world
through art.
716
00:41:34,058 --> 00:41:36,870
If you see Shane, tell her I left.
717
00:41:38,035 --> 00:41:40,043
But I don't know your name.
718
00:42:10,375 --> 00:42:11,883
- Ready to go?
- Yes.
719
00:42:11,888 --> 00:42:13,823
I don't know what to do.
I already broke up with her.
720
00:42:13,825 --> 00:42:14,971
Do it again, Phyllis.
721
00:42:14,985 --> 00:42:17,712
Some lesbians you have to break up
with more than once.
722
00:42:23,216 --> 00:42:25,181
I just wanted to say goodnight.
723
00:42:25,185 --> 00:42:27,893
- We're about to go on our honeymoon.
- Oh, good. I'm glad.
724
00:42:29,887 --> 00:42:32,102
- Well, enjoy yourself.
- Thank you.
725
00:42:32,108 --> 00:42:34,072
- You're welcome.
- For everything.
726
00:42:34,075 --> 00:42:35,280
You're very welcome.
727
00:42:38,978 --> 00:42:40,721
Rack's outside with his wife.
728
00:42:40,727 --> 00:42:42,852
- I want them to see us together.
- Gina,
729
00:42:42,858 --> 00:42:45,243
go to the kitchen and tell them
we're out of champagne.
730
00:42:45,716 --> 00:42:47,120
Pronto!
731
00:42:50,056 --> 00:42:52,670
Meet me downstairs.
I have a surprise for you.
732
00:42:52,676 --> 00:42:53,901
What is it?
733
00:42:53,906 --> 00:42:56,172
You're just gonna have to come
and find out.
734
00:43:17,557 --> 00:43:19,490
Are you okay?
735
00:43:22,595 --> 00:43:24,383
You're having a nightmare.
736
00:43:26,687 --> 00:43:30,032
God! You were having a bad dream!
Alright?
737
00:43:34,306 --> 00:43:36,320
You're okay?
738
00:44:09,048 --> 00:44:12,631
You were defending someone, right?
739
00:44:14,007 --> 00:44:17,801
Oh, baby, you were set up.
Did somebody frame you?
740
00:44:17,806 --> 00:44:20,342
- Nobody framed me.
- I'm sure, whatever it was,
741
00:44:21,278 --> 00:44:23,672
you didn't mean to kill anyone.
742
00:44:23,678 --> 00:44:25,693
I haven't killed anybody!
743
00:44:25,695 --> 00:44:26,930
You didn't?
744
00:44:26,935 --> 00:44:28,992
It was tax fraud.
745
00:44:45,795 --> 00:44:47,671
- Are you Shane?
- What?
746
00:44:47,677 --> 00:44:50,351
Mrs. Hasley asked me to give this to you
right away.
747
00:44:57,567 --> 00:44:59,290
It's this way.
748
00:44:59,298 --> 00:45:00,691
Follow me.
749
00:45:04,205 --> 00:45:06,753
It's incredible that he decided
to finance your movie.
750
00:45:06,757 --> 00:45:10,190
Yes. William is so grateful
to be involved in the movie.
751
00:45:10,197 --> 00:45:13,771
He thinks it's gonna redeem all
these horrible things he's done for money.
752
00:45:13,778 --> 00:45:16,203
Well, it totally will.
I mean,
753
00:45:16,208 --> 00:45:19,590
you were just so amazing
for showing...
754
00:45:19,595 --> 00:45:22,503
Oh, thank you.
I like him. He's a nice guy and
755
00:45:22,935 --> 00:45:25,250
you'll get to know him
once
756
00:45:25,756 --> 00:45:28,122
you'd become my assistant.
757
00:45:28,587 --> 00:45:31,540
- What?
- Would you like to be my assistant?
758
00:45:32,025 --> 00:45:33,930
- Yes!
- Yes?!
759
00:45:33,938 --> 00:45:35,283
Thank you so much!
760
00:45:35,286 --> 00:45:38,403
You don't even know
how much I wanna be your assistant.
761
00:45:38,456 --> 00:45:39,822
- Do you?
- Yes!
762
00:45:39,825 --> 00:45:42,313
How much I'm gonna work
so hard for you. I will...
763
00:45:42,315 --> 00:45:45,262
- You are not gonna be sorry.
- Oh my god! I'm so excited.
764
00:45:45,267 --> 00:45:46,843
Yeah! Careful of the dress!
765
00:45:57,777 --> 00:45:58,811
Drink?
766
00:46:00,285 --> 00:46:01,711
Yeah.
767
00:46:02,875 --> 00:46:04,330
I think I'd better.
768
00:46:11,146 --> 00:46:12,721
Thank you.
769
00:46:13,477 --> 00:46:14,761
So, Shane...
770
00:46:16,197 --> 00:46:17,822
Yes, M'am?
771
00:46:17,826 --> 00:46:20,190
Don't be coy with me, Shane.
772
00:46:21,055 --> 00:46:23,913
I saw the way you looked at me
when you followed me up the stairs.
773
00:46:24,496 --> 00:46:26,553
- You did?
- Yes, I did.
774
00:46:27,477 --> 00:46:29,421
And it made me horny.
775
00:46:30,515 --> 00:46:32,511
I'm not crazy, am I, Shane?
776
00:46:34,656 --> 00:46:37,142
- No, no, no, I don't think so.
- Good.
777
00:46:38,097 --> 00:46:41,150
You know, Shane,
I would tell you a little secret.
778
00:46:41,156 --> 00:46:44,021
There's no lot I haven't experienced.
779
00:46:44,037 --> 00:46:45,202
I can
780
00:46:45,206 --> 00:46:47,243
go anywhere I want,
781
00:46:47,255 --> 00:46:49,310
buy anything I want,
782
00:46:49,995 --> 00:46:51,311
and
783
00:46:51,627 --> 00:46:53,583
it's starting to wear
784
00:46:53,998 --> 00:46:55,421
a little bit thin.
785
00:46:55,428 --> 00:46:58,130
- Mrs. Hasley...
- I want you
786
00:46:58,138 --> 00:47:00,391
to take me somewhere
I've never been.
787
00:47:02,948 --> 00:47:05,671
- I don't, I don't know if I could.
- Yeah,
788
00:47:06,266 --> 00:47:07,452
you could.
789
00:47:08,818 --> 00:47:10,320
And you will.
790
00:47:29,816 --> 00:47:32,030
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
791
00:47:32,036 --> 00:47:34,452
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
792
00:47:36,826 --> 00:47:39,923
- Did you hear that?
- Yeah, what is that?
793
00:47:50,405 --> 00:47:52,410
- Mother!
- Shane!
794
00:47:54,047 --> 00:47:56,442
Get away from her, you cow!
She's mine!
795
00:47:56,455 --> 00:47:58,500
Yours?! Shane,
tell them about us.
796
00:47:58,508 --> 00:47:59,971
What?
797
00:48:00,476 --> 00:48:04,213
Shane is a woman who can take you places
she's never been before.
798
00:48:08,168 --> 00:48:10,562
- Just wait until daddy finds out!
- Daddy will not find out!
799
00:48:10,565 --> 00:48:11,981
You're too low for her!
800
00:48:12,015 --> 00:48:14,161
Oh my god!
You can leave me!
801
00:48:14,176 --> 00:48:15,460
- Wait!
- Wait!
802
00:48:19,425 --> 00:48:21,070
- "Shattered" by The Trucks -
803
00:48:23,508 --> 00:48:25,913
- Sorry, sorry! Excuse me!
- Shane!
804
00:48:25,916 --> 00:48:28,481
- You're crazy! Shane!
- Shane!
805
00:48:31,046 --> 00:48:32,092
Jenny!
806
00:48:35,217 --> 00:48:36,880
Run, run! Drive!!!!
807
00:48:47,256 --> 00:48:49,992
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