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Previously on The L Word...
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This is Bette. This is Angelica's other mother.
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Thanks for letting us hang with Angelica today.
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You want me to take a picture?
A family picture.
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You're Angelica's intended parent.
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California court would almost certainly grant the adoption.
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That's not what I want. I don't want 50-50 joint custody.
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Don't tell me you're trying to get out of child support.
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I want sole custody.
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Her blood pressure started to fall...
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and inspite of our best efforts
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her heart failed and we couldn't bring her back.
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Are you gonna sell out?
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Start sleeping with the enemy?
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If you think men are the enemy, than you and I have a problem.
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I'm her girlfriend.
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We live in the same house and we sleep in the same bed.
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... mother.
Get out. Both of you.
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Do you marry me?
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Yes.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Come in.
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Scratch me.
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Oh. Harder.
I don't wanna hurt you.
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It's ok. I just wanna feel something.
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I want you to make me bleed.
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Please, make me bleed.
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It's sort of like a Mexican wedding cake.
It's got pineapple and walnuts in it.
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Lara, you are a culinary genious.
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Do you guys think that Shane's gonna go through with it?
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I have to admit, I'm a little bit surprised that she's gotten this far.
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All I can say is she'd better go through with it because...
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I put 15 rooms at the Fairmont Chateau Whistler.
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Not to mention the... what was it?
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The fondue.
The massages.
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That's very generous of you.
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It's nice to have rich friends, isn't it?
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You know, it makes me...
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happy to to it 'cause...
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Shane doesn't have any family and Carmen...
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I don't know if any of the them coming.
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Are there any of her family coming?
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Oh my God! You guys haven't heard about Shane?
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You know?
What?
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That Shane's meeting with her dad tomorrow.
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- What?
- I thought Shane was an orphan.
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Yeah I thought she was an orphan too.
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A couple of weeks ago...
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Her dad's wife was in a beauty salon or whatever...
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and she was reading Angelina Magazine.
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I did that.
Alright, that piece about WAX.
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I didn't see that.
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She gave it to her dad, and her dad called...
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Anyway, Shane is going to Oregon City...
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to visit Gabriel...
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McCutcheon.
Wow!
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I think I'm gonna go, you guys.
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Bye bye.
Bye Alice.
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Your cake was fantastic.
Oh thank you.
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It was really good.
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Kit, can i have your cake?
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Bye!
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Hey Alice?
Yeah?
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Are you ok?
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Yeah. I am.
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I just have a lot to do with the wedding and everything.
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Thanks for asking.
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No. I don't want Carmen to know.
I don't wanna get her hopes up.
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Just make sure the hotel's holding the rooms, alright?
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You should see Carmen, she looks incredible!
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Fine. I've gotta go. Bye.
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Twist and turn and shake it all loud.
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I don't know. What should I do?
Should I go like bridal femme?
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Should I totally try and push it up in some way?
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What's Shane doing?
Is she wearing a traditional tux?
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No, It's Shane. So she's not gonna do anything traditional.
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You know what? It doesn't matter.
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You should just do whatever feels good for you.
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Try this one.
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What?
I don't know. I don't know.
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Am I really trying to marry the most unobtainable
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person on the face of this planet?
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It's ok.
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You were thinking about ditching on me, weren't you?
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No, I...
Yes, you were. I saw it in your eyes.
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Come on. It's ok.
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So you're a hairdresser in a skateboard shop.
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I might need an explanation.
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Don't really have one. It's just what I do.
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Ok!
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Have you always wanted to do that?
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Did you go to school for it?
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No, I just kinda picked it up on the way.
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You're not giving me a lot to work with here.
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You don't like answering questions, huh?
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Well, I don't either.
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So go ahead,
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ask me something.
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Why did you wanna meet me?
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I didn't.
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My wife Carla made me.
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At least you're honest.
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When I saw you standing up there on the street...
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when I saw you deciding if you were gonna ditch me...
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I was thinking the exact same thing.
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I bet you were.
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Kind of like when I was little, right?
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Kind of sorta.
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This needs to be taken in like this.
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That's a lot though.
I don't like it.
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Jenny, what did you wear when you got married.
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You were married?
Oh yes.
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I wore a beautiful pair of black Converse
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with a great pair of rich tights with dirt on them.
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A jeans skirt and then I wore this...
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beautiful old ripped stained pink sweatshirt.
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That's not exactly your wedding dress of your childhood dreams.
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I didn't really have that childhood thing of...
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you know, getting married.
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You know that all little girls are supposed
to have that kind of dream, right?
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Not little gay girls.
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Oh, wow. This has 'Jenny' written all over it.
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That's beautiful.
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Look at the beats.
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When Tina and I were talking about getting married,
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We both wanted to have fabulous dresses.
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How come you guys didn't get married?
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Tina thought it would be too conventional.
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She didn't wanna cleave to the heterosexual paradigm.
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Now it's cleaving all over her.
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Oh God!
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Come back to us, Tina. Come back on our site.
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Fuck that. They can have her.
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I think you would look beautiful in your wedding dress.
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Go on, Bette. Try it on.
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No thanks.
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I mean, I knew I was gay since I was 12, but...
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I don't know, I was just kinda dreaming of something like this.
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I was working until I hurt my back.
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Now I drive a truck for a beverage distributor.
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How did you hurt your back?
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Thank you.
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We have these long bags, you know?
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And we tend to hunch forward to slant our shoulders.
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You always did as a kid.
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I used to come watch you.
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I'd see you on the playground at Church School.
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You always looked...
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so pissed off.
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You never talked to me.
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It wouldn't have been much good to you back then.
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All I cared was getting high...
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getting laid...
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I'd probably still be doing it...
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if my friend Chuck hadn't OD'ed.
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I'm sorry.
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As strong as I was, it really shakes you hard when you lose someone...
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that's really close to you.
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Yeah.
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I...
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I just lost a really close friend recently.
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So...
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Why don't you come home with me for dinner?
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It'd be a good time to meet Carla and Shay.
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Shay?
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We almost called him Shane because I love the name so much.
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I named you that, you know?
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She's been with Tina and Henry for the last two nights.
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I don't know why I should have to share my time.
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Because it would look bad in court if Tina tells the judge...
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that you refused to fly on the same plane with her.
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Her boyfriend is coming up on the weekend.
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Why can't she just wait and go up with him?
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Joyce, I can't be in close corners with her.
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I just can't.
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Just be genial and civil, ok?
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Just do it for your kid.
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But whatever you do, Bette, please...
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don't cause a scene.
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What if she brings up the custody plan?
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You don't tell her that we're going for sole custody.
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We don't want her to know about that until we tell her.
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I know.
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Ok?
Yeah.
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I think I'm gonna take that job.
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Excellent! That will play very well in court.
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Dean of a prestigious art school...
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And it can't hurt when it comes to pulling in chicks.
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Excuse me?
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Lots of pretty young art students...
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It'll be like a kid in a candy store.
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God Joyce.
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You're clearly unethical. I would never do anything like that.
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Excuse me, I'm so sorry, counselor...
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I need to talk to you. It's important.
What is the matter?
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Let's just go.
Excuse me.
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Why do go in the bathroom?
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What's that?
What do you think?
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That's a home pregnancy test.
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Oh come on Kit, you're in menopause,
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you can't be pregnant.
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Ah who says, huh?
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This is a home test. I mean, they're totally unreliable.
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You have to do more than one. You can't do...
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Fuck!
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That quantum futon chip is gonna
blow everything else out of the water.
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That's a method that is totally becoming a regular feature of my toolkit.
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I wanna develop a program...
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that navigates documentation
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for IT process best practises.
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I like the way you think, Max.
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Original thinkers are the most valuable pieces of manpower.
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I've always been really interested in technological inovation.
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Come talk to me, Max.
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I already have the market texture.
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Jenny?
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My wife places over too when I get going on this stuff.
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Oh I'm sorry. Do I appear a little spaced off?
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I think about all kinds of things when I'm out with these guys.
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I think about my pedicure,
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my kid's homework, my charity auction.
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I'm thinking about a story that I'm working on
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about how when I was 12,
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I used to masturbate like 20 times a day...
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and I'm not sure...
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whether I should make it like fiction...
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or like a New Yorker style essay piece.
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I don't know.
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Dinner was phenomenal. Thank you.
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Score!
Nice shot. You got past my goal.
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Good job, there you go.
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I knew you were his daughter and it wasn't just because of the name.
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It was the picture.
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You have his genes.
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His very strong genes.
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I mean, look at all three of you.
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Hey Shay,
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Shane has a skateboard shop.
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You skateboard?
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I do. We even have a halfpipe at the store.
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Cool!
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Looks like you're doing real well there, I mean...
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you have your own line of hair products and everything.
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Shane for WAX. I love that.
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Oh thank you, that was my partner Chase's idea.
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Oh is he the boy of the Mohaw?
Yeah, that's him on the picture.
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Yeah.
Are you two...?
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Oh, no no.
Oh.
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Come on.
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Now finish your dinner or I'll take the game off the table.
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I'm actually getting married next week.
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Wow! That's wonderful! Gabe!
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You're getting married, wow.
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Who knew?
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Not me.
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Well, just because it took you 45 years...
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to settle down, Gabe...
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Everywhere we went...
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Women just through themselves at him.
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He didn't even have to do anything.
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00:16:04,117 --> 00:16:05,672
Nobody ever thought he'd settle down.
262
00:16:06,527 --> 00:16:07,591
And look at me now.
263
00:16:09,505 --> 00:16:10,952
Well, it looks pretty good.
264
00:16:10,956 --> 00:16:12,180
It's great.
265
00:16:14,108 --> 00:16:15,652
So what does he do, your guy?
266
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She's a DJ.
267
00:16:26,008 --> 00:16:27,382
And her name is Carmen.
268
00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:34,771
Well see, I told you....
269
00:16:34,777 --> 00:16:38,203
I looked at your picture and I said I bet she's gay.
270
00:16:39,455 --> 00:16:41,933
She did. She nailed that.
Yeah.
271
00:16:43,506 --> 00:16:44,222
Yes.
272
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:45,972
Ah, you won!
273
00:16:46,837 --> 00:16:48,642
My dad always lets me win.
274
00:16:52,597 --> 00:16:53,423
So...
275
00:16:53,357 --> 00:16:55,242
where are you getting married?
In Whistler.
276
00:16:55,246 --> 00:16:56,341
Canada.
Yeah.
277
00:16:56,347 --> 00:16:58,760
I've heard you can do that there, yeah?
Yes, you can.
278
00:17:00,175 --> 00:17:01,202
Just...yeah...
279
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:03,702
Hey, we should go!
280
00:17:03,715 --> 00:17:06,141
I mean, it's so close. We...
281
00:17:06,147 --> 00:17:09,223
Honey, slow down. We haven't exactly been invited.
282
00:17:10,365 --> 00:17:11,163
Oh...
283
00:17:13,645 --> 00:17:15,141
No, you're invited.
284
00:17:19,077 --> 00:17:21,223
I'd like for you guys to be there.
285
00:17:22,225 --> 00:17:26,163
If... you'd like.
286
00:17:34,607 --> 00:17:37,491
I want to believe, my friends.
287
00:17:37,497 --> 00:17:39,133
Believe me, I do.
288
00:17:40,438 --> 00:17:43,932
'Cause my friend Shane is getting married this weekend.
289
00:17:44,705 --> 00:17:46,950
And I wanna believe for Shane.
290
00:17:48,107 --> 00:17:52,580
And I wanna believe for all of the rest of us
who are flailing around in this abyss
291
00:17:52,596 --> 00:17:55,361
trying to feel what we're supposed to feel
292
00:17:55,368 --> 00:17:57,460
in order to connect in meaningful ways.
293
00:17:58,535 --> 00:18:03,063
I wanna believe that real true connection
among human beings is actually possible.
294
00:18:05,457 --> 00:18:08,112
And supposedly marriage can access.
295
00:18:08,115 --> 00:18:12,460
I mean, supposedly it improves our moral fiber and all.
296
00:18:12,468 --> 00:18:14,322
Which begs the question...
297
00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:18,752
why do this crazy creepy defending-the-family crusaders
298
00:18:18,755 --> 00:18:20,671
think it's a bad thing for gays?
299
00:18:20,675 --> 00:18:22,822
Why can't they just wish us well?
300
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:24,831
Hypocrites.
301
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:34,793
'Cause we're going to Canada, people, whether you like it or not
302
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:37,870
to take our best shot at this connection.
303
00:18:38,636 --> 00:18:42,440
And if we fail, it is not because we're less wholesome than you are.
304
00:18:43,518 --> 00:18:44,620
Please, I mean you guys...
305
00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:47,780
have been feeling this miserably since the beginning of recorded history.
306
00:18:49,488 --> 00:18:54,201
And if we succeed, and our love connections actually flourish...
307
00:18:54,207 --> 00:18:57,763
then there's a little less loneliness in the world.
308
00:18:58,656 --> 00:19:01,010
And even I might start believe in miracles.
309
00:19:07,137 --> 00:19:09,032
Welcome to Fairmont Chateau Whistler.
Thank you.
310
00:19:11,248 --> 00:19:11,952
Hi.
311
00:19:12,888 --> 00:19:13,723
Hello.
312
00:19:14,567 --> 00:19:15,930
Wow, look at this place.
313
00:19:21,515 --> 00:19:22,703
Here comes the bride.
314
00:19:23,405 --> 00:19:24,370
Look at this.
315
00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:26,950
Happy?
316
00:19:27,005 --> 00:19:27,702
This is amazing.
317
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,011
It's so nice you're here for the wedding, Peggy.
318
00:19:50,526 --> 00:19:52,341
They're all dressed in the same clothes.
319
00:19:52,348 --> 00:19:53,722
She didn't think they were coming though.
320
00:19:56,507 --> 00:19:58,640
I think Helena might have had something to do with it.
321
00:20:07,218 --> 00:20:09,273
Perdona me...
322
00:20:17,556 --> 00:20:19,871
my baby getting married!
323
00:20:20,776 --> 00:20:23,480
Everybody, this is Carmen's friend Helena.
324
00:20:23,495 --> 00:20:28,221
She's the one that phoned me and invited us all
and paid for our plane tickets and our hotel rooms.
325
00:20:31,556 --> 00:20:32,563
Thank you, Helena!
326
00:20:32,568 --> 00:20:33,802
It's my pleasure.
327
00:20:41,218 --> 00:20:42,712
I guess it grows on trees.
328
00:20:50,276 --> 00:20:52,100
You bought a dress?
329
00:20:54,467 --> 00:20:55,540
I need to check it.
330
00:20:56,826 --> 00:20:59,660
I want to make sure that jewelry goes with it.
331
00:21:00,656 --> 00:21:02,602
And look, we have Bebi to do your hair!
332
00:21:04,956 --> 00:21:07,081
Oh, Shane, Shane...
333
00:21:08,565 --> 00:21:10,641
you're going to make such a handsome bride.
334
00:21:10,648 --> 00:21:11,631
Oh, groom...
335
00:21:12,376 --> 00:21:13,323
Thank you.
336
00:21:13,328 --> 00:21:14,413
So handsome.
337
00:21:17,198 --> 00:21:21,333
You are coming with us, we are going sighting at the Whistler village.
338
00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:24,891
Not allowed to see her now until the wedding, ok?
339
00:21:24,896 --> 00:21:25,641
Ok.
340
00:21:27,946 --> 00:21:29,491
Bye.
Bye.
341
00:21:38,806 --> 00:21:41,320
Hey baby, sure you don't wanna come up?
342
00:21:42,235 --> 00:21:42,893
It's really fun.
343
00:21:44,225 --> 00:21:46,422
Alright, I see you later.
344
00:21:48,417 --> 00:21:50,213
Do you hate skiing also?
345
00:21:55,176 --> 00:21:58,722
I just hate all the bullshit that you have to go through with all the equipment.
346
00:22:01,258 --> 00:22:02,060
Me too.
347
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:08,702
I don't do any leisure activities that require
me to use more than one piece of equipment.
348
00:22:12,018 --> 00:22:12,951
Except sex.
349
00:22:15,588 --> 00:22:17,503
Sex isn't a leisure activity.
350
00:22:19,428 --> 00:22:20,600
What is sex then?
351
00:22:21,955 --> 00:22:23,493
Sometimes it's a revelation.
352
00:22:25,658 --> 00:22:27,070
Sometimes it's fun.
353
00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:30,680
Sometimes it's scary.
354
00:22:34,658 --> 00:22:35,922
Sometimes it's tepid.
355
00:22:37,818 --> 00:22:39,302
Which is it with your friend?
356
00:22:39,917 --> 00:22:42,932
I'm interested. I've never been with a transsexual.
357
00:22:45,416 --> 00:22:47,310
That's a personal question.
358
00:22:50,126 --> 00:22:52,351
I only ask questions that are personal.
359
00:22:53,258 --> 00:22:56,320
Questions that can't be answered by a text book.
360
00:22:58,037 --> 00:22:59,981
Besides, I'm writing an article.
361
00:23:00,775 --> 00:23:02,891
About sex with a transsexual?
362
00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:05,950
Unfortunately no.
363
00:23:07,288 --> 00:23:10,071
Just a very silly article for a very silly magazine.
364
00:23:10,705 --> 00:23:12,621
Gay travel destination.
365
00:23:18,846 --> 00:23:21,881
So I'd like to know what it's like here for you and...
366
00:23:24,185 --> 00:23:24,831
Max.
367
00:23:29,005 --> 00:23:30,553
Why is your article silly?
368
00:23:31,288 --> 00:23:36,160
Because I think every place should be a gay travel destination.
369
00:23:37,356 --> 00:23:39,731
We limit ourselves with these stupid...
370
00:23:41,496 --> 00:23:42,322
Labels.
371
00:23:44,108 --> 00:23:45,080
Labels.
372
00:24:00,008 --> 00:24:03,452
I guess Wilson wasn't ashamed of paying a black writer.
373
00:24:06,798 --> 00:24:09,910
His entire life was the black experience.
374
00:24:10,705 --> 00:24:12,800
And he never apologized, right?
375
00:24:14,536 --> 00:24:16,310
I don't wanna be labeled as a gay writer.
376
00:24:17,397 --> 00:24:18,321
Why?
377
00:24:19,185 --> 00:24:19,841
Why?
378
00:24:20,575 --> 00:24:21,572
What are you afraid of?
379
00:24:21,577 --> 00:24:22,591
Ce n'est pas juste.
380
00:24:23,557 --> 00:24:24,830
Pourquoi c'est pas juste?
381
00:24:25,577 --> 00:24:26,593
Parce que.
382
00:24:27,458 --> 00:24:30,631
Because you didn't like labels.
383
00:24:47,538 --> 00:24:49,071
You like that?
384
00:24:49,077 --> 00:24:50,382
Yeah.
385
00:25:04,367 --> 00:25:06,200
Thank you, Buster the horse.
386
00:25:06,206 --> 00:25:08,360
Thank you, Bably the horse.
387
00:25:09,225 --> 00:25:10,410
We're almost back.
388
00:25:10,416 --> 00:25:11,633
I was just gonna say.
389
00:25:11,636 --> 00:25:17,423
How do you make the horses stop?
You say 'Woa...'.
390
00:25:20,708 --> 00:25:23,432
That was incredible. Did you see her face?
391
00:25:23,437 --> 00:25:25,713
I know, I know. So sweet.
392
00:25:25,716 --> 00:25:27,582
That was almost as good as her first step.
393
00:25:30,257 --> 00:25:31,133
I wouldn't know.
394
00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:36,600
You were in retreat. I tried to call you.
395
00:25:36,607 --> 00:25:39,042
Anyway, I think it was good that we are both here to see it.
396
00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:44,413
Yeah, I'm glad I was here.
397
00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:50,271
So, Shane. Where is your lovely bride?
398
00:25:50,278 --> 00:25:52,201
Peggy, this is Shane's bachelor party.
399
00:25:52,206 --> 00:25:53,682
Brides are excluded.
400
00:25:54,506 --> 00:25:58,240
Oh my Goodness, I had no idea you were such role-playing lesbians.
401
00:25:58,248 --> 00:25:59,382
No, we're not.
402
00:25:59,386 --> 00:26:01,022
You know, actually I'd like for her to be here...
403
00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:03,021
but her family is so traditional, so...
404
00:26:03,025 --> 00:26:04,293
I stepped back.
405
00:26:05,496 --> 00:26:06,533
I think that's nice.
406
00:26:06,538 --> 00:26:08,311
I think that's regressive.
407
00:26:09,288 --> 00:26:13,563
Well, we're pretty traditional in our family too.
Aren't we, Mommy?
408
00:26:14,646 --> 00:26:16,782
Oh look, Bette and Tina are here now.
409
00:26:17,658 --> 00:26:19,513
Time for dinner. Please, take my hand.
410
00:26:20,517 --> 00:26:24,361
And let me bury my head in your ample bosom if I get a little too emotional.
411
00:26:30,126 --> 00:26:33,980
You got quite an appetite there, girl?
Better save some room for fondue.
412
00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:35,931
I'm pregnant.
413
00:26:36,806 --> 00:26:37,701
Yeah...
414
00:26:44,698 --> 00:26:46,071
No fucking way.
415
00:26:46,255 --> 00:26:48,333
No, don't do that! Stop it!
416
00:26:48,335 --> 00:26:50,341
I'm sorry, that was...
417
00:26:51,415 --> 00:26:52,331
completely stupid.
418
00:26:52,337 --> 00:26:53,561
Yeah...
419
00:26:54,005 --> 00:26:55,233
Ok, ok...
420
00:26:56,016 --> 00:26:58,730
Let me try this again, erm...
421
00:26:59,367 --> 00:27:03,403
I don't know what you're planing, but it's certainly your decision...
422
00:27:03,405 --> 00:27:04,983
completely and totally.
423
00:27:04,988 --> 00:27:06,100
You got that right!
424
00:27:06,107 --> 00:27:08,871
Yeah ok, I just want you to know that I'm with you.
425
00:27:09,667 --> 00:27:12,922
I'll support you in whatever decision you make.
426
00:27:12,927 --> 00:27:19,292
Specifically, I'll take you to the doctor
I'll hold your hand during the...
427
00:27:20,976 --> 00:27:26,463
procedure and I'll drive you home and put you to bed with a hot water bubble.
428
00:27:26,477 --> 00:27:28,802
Or, you know, if you decide to...
429
00:27:30,526 --> 00:27:37,461
go through with it, I'll be your coach and I'll bust my ass ...
430
00:27:37,617 --> 00:27:40,543
to save enough money to put our kid through college.
431
00:27:47,128 --> 00:27:51,203
Ok everybody, we would like to make a toast...
432
00:27:51,205 --> 00:27:53,722
to our dear friend Shane.
433
00:27:53,725 --> 00:27:54,910
Yes, Shane...
434
00:27:55,635 --> 00:27:57,972
we have been through a lot together as friends.
435
00:27:58,807 --> 00:28:00,700
Especially in the last few months.
436
00:28:00,707 --> 00:28:04,281
Shane, the thing that you've taught us about friendship,
437
00:28:04,285 --> 00:28:06,001
is about being fearless.
438
00:28:06,007 --> 00:28:10,131
So thank you very much, Shane, for convincing me to cut off...
439
00:28:10,136 --> 00:28:14,380
my lustrous mink-like long mane...
440
00:28:14,668 --> 00:28:16,262
as short as humanly possible.
441
00:28:16,506 --> 00:28:17,162
And Shane?
442
00:28:18,237 --> 00:28:20,511
Thank you very much for not making it look like yours.
443
00:28:25,235 --> 00:28:26,801
It's really grown back fast.
444
00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:27,782
Yes, it has.
445
00:28:29,608 --> 00:28:33,802
Shane, thank you as a friend, for saving me from going home...
446
00:28:33,808 --> 00:28:35,912
with that girl that night. You know the one I'm talking about.
447
00:28:35,926 --> 00:28:39,702
And, as a friend, taking her home yourself instead. Thank you.
448
00:28:40,956 --> 00:28:47,031
Shane, only you could make a two piece ensemble look good.
449
00:28:47,035 --> 00:28:52,051
At 7.30 in the morning.
Drunk. After a one-night stand.
450
00:28:54,348 --> 00:28:56,730
In all seriousness, you are our best friend.
451
00:28:57,926 --> 00:29:04,370
Shane, you're the most loyal friend I and, I think I can speak for the group,
452
00:29:04,378 --> 00:29:05,941
that we have ever met.
453
00:29:06,975 --> 00:29:09,453
And you've never left our sides...
454
00:29:09,455 --> 00:29:11,521
when things have become dark.
455
00:29:11,526 --> 00:29:15,253
And I think that you've taught the whole group...
456
00:29:15,256 --> 00:29:18,210
that people are just beautiful.
457
00:29:19,175 --> 00:29:25,821
And we know that, if Dana was here, that she would be
very happy to know that you're marrying someone you love.
458
00:29:28,516 --> 00:29:31,842
So, we love you, very much. And congratulations.
459
00:29:32,548 --> 00:29:36,993
To Shane! To Shane! Congratulations.
460
00:29:40,808 --> 00:29:43,130
So my dear Shane, although I don't understand...
461
00:29:43,135 --> 00:29:46,203
why you would embrace an institution that breeds conformity...
462
00:29:46,206 --> 00:29:48,110
and restricts free will. That said...
463
00:29:48,115 --> 00:29:55,181
if you give one another children, I only hope that there is generous and kind...
464
00:29:55,188 --> 00:30:00,311
lovely as the one my good-for-nothing Brit gave me.
465
00:30:01,357 --> 00:30:03,263
What about that?
Are you guys gonna have kids?
466
00:30:06,168 --> 00:30:08,663
Well, she's the one who brought it up.
467
00:30:09,515 --> 00:30:12,030
You won't have kids.
You don't one, do you?
468
00:30:16,455 --> 00:30:17,730
Yeah, I think I do.
469
00:30:17,775 --> 00:30:18,693
You do?
470
00:30:18,995 --> 00:30:19,943
Yeah.
471
00:30:21,207 --> 00:30:22,933
I think you'd be a wonderful parent.
472
00:30:24,947 --> 00:30:27,851
Yeah, and Carmen would be really beautiful pregnant.
473
00:30:29,086 --> 00:30:32,052
What makes you think that Shane wouldn't carry the baby?
474
00:30:32,055 --> 00:30:33,083
Ah, woa woa...
475
00:30:33,087 --> 00:30:36,062
I don't know about that. I don't know if I go that far, but I think...
476
00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:39,881
that in any event, I think kids are...
477
00:30:39,885 --> 00:30:42,333
such a beautiful gift because...
478
00:30:42,336 --> 00:30:47,682
I don't know, I mean, I look at that little one and
that love that you have for her and...
479
00:30:47,688 --> 00:30:51,283
the love that you actually have for each other despite...
480
00:30:51,286 --> 00:30:53,763
the things you're going through.
481
00:30:53,775 --> 00:30:56,103
I don't know, it just seems that...
482
00:30:57,817 --> 00:31:01,431
sometimes love just doesn't last the way you hope it will, but...
483
00:31:02,386 --> 00:31:06,103
if you get through that pain, it could last in ways that are more precious.
484
00:31:07,068 --> 00:31:07,881
Maybe.
485
00:31:08,785 --> 00:31:09,812
Possibly.
486
00:31:10,805 --> 00:31:11,351
Wow...
487
00:31:11,357 --> 00:31:13,903
I'm Alice, it's nice to meet you.
488
00:31:17,735 --> 00:31:19,400
Anyway, Shane...
489
00:31:20,298 --> 00:31:21,442
as your best man...
490
00:31:21,445 --> 00:31:26,363
it is my honor to present you the gift from your bride to be.
491
00:31:26,376 --> 00:31:27,202
What?
492
00:31:27,215 --> 00:31:28,571
Yes.
493
00:31:28,578 --> 00:31:29,480
What?
494
00:31:29,486 --> 00:31:33,770
So, this is a gift from Carmen to Shane
495
00:31:34,458 --> 00:31:35,713
with all her heart.
496
00:31:37,288 --> 00:31:38,290
Come on, get up.
497
00:31:38,296 --> 00:31:38,912
What is it?
498
00:31:38,916 --> 00:31:39,593
Come on!
499
00:31:45,365 --> 00:31:47,312
What the hell is this?
500
00:31:49,417 --> 00:31:52,310
Hey, congratulations, Shane, my name's God-des...
501
00:31:52,315 --> 00:31:53,671
and this is She...
502
00:31:53,677 --> 00:31:56,982
and Carmen wanted me to tell you something really important.
503
00:31:56,988 --> 00:31:59,842
That there actually is a prescription to a happy marriage.
504
00:31:59,847 --> 00:32:01,511
And this is it:
505
00:32:02,385 --> 00:32:03,780
Good evening class
506
00:32:03,785 --> 00:32:05,673
I would like to welcome you
507
00:32:05,676 --> 00:32:08,052
to Pussy Eating 101.
508
00:32:08,055 --> 00:32:10,010
Pay close attention now.
509
00:32:10,016 --> 00:32:12,890
There's rules and regulations to pleasing a girl.
510
00:32:12,895 --> 00:32:15,163
Going down town could really rock her world.
511
00:32:15,165 --> 00:32:17,291
But you gotta make sure that you know what you're doing.
512
00:32:17,295 --> 00:32:19,481
There's a map down there that you gotta start learnin'.
513
00:32:19,488 --> 00:32:22,041
First you gotta make sure you rehearse.
514
00:32:22,046 --> 00:32:24,052
Move around your tongue like you're trying to curse.
515
00:32:24,058 --> 00:32:26,433
'Cause there's nothing worse than a tongue that doesn't work .
516
00:32:26,436 --> 00:32:28,661
Then your girl will be mad and you feel like a jerk.
517
00:32:28,667 --> 00:32:31,083
Spread out your lips before you kiss.
518
00:32:31,086 --> 00:32:33,240
You wanna make sure that you find the clit.
519
00:32:33,245 --> 00:32:35,703
Lick a little bit then move it all around.
520
00:32:35,706 --> 00:32:38,000
Lick it all over till you hear her make a sound.
521
00:32:38,005 --> 00:32:40,372
Then you know that you found a good spot.
522
00:32:40,388 --> 00:32:42,532
Tease it and touch it but not a lot.
523
00:32:42,537 --> 00:32:47,211
With your mouth down south you're in control.
You can make it happen fast or slow.
524
00:32:47,228 --> 00:32:49,481
Lick it, you better lick it right.
525
00:32:49,485 --> 00:32:51,770
Touch it, better touch it right.
526
00:32:51,778 --> 00:32:54,060
Kiss it, better kiss it right.
527
00:32:54,066 --> 00:32:56,360
Do that pussy right.
528
00:32:56,368 --> 00:32:58,452
Lick it, you better lick it right.
529
00:32:58,458 --> 00:33:00,662
Touch it, better touch it right.
530
00:33:00,665 --> 00:33:03,113
Kiss it, better kiss it right.
531
00:33:03,127 --> 00:33:05,503
Do that pussy right.
532
00:33:05,505 --> 00:33:07,770
Let your mouth do the talkin' and your tongue do the walkin'.
533
00:33:07,775 --> 00:33:09,953
Work on your cardio there is no stoppin'
534
00:33:09,956 --> 00:33:12,203
Get through the pain if your jaw locks.
535
00:33:12,206 --> 00:33:14,392
You gotta be a soldier and don't stop.
536
00:33:14,395 --> 00:33:16,791
Lick her and finger her at the same time.
537
00:33:16,896 --> 00:33:19,092
Feel around the G-spot. Seek and you shall find.
538
00:33:19,096 --> 00:33:21,390
Rub on the spot, lick on top.
539
00:33:21,398 --> 00:33:23,791
You gotta be coordinated. Show her what you got.
540
00:33:23,796 --> 00:33:26,091
So once you got that down, put your other hand around.
541
00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:28,101
You have to be blunt and not profound.
542
00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:30,001
Put your wet pinky finger in...
543
00:33:32,398 --> 00:33:33,700
Good night.
544
00:33:33,706 --> 00:33:34,551
Good night.
545
00:33:38,558 --> 00:33:39,561
Good night, sweetie.
546
00:33:43,757 --> 00:33:44,643
Tina?
547
00:33:44,646 --> 00:33:46,903
It was a really nice night.
548
00:33:47,975 --> 00:33:52,271
Felt really good to be together and getting along.
549
00:33:54,197 --> 00:33:56,670
And she really loved the sleigh ride.
550
00:33:59,506 --> 00:34:00,922
So did I.
551
00:34:04,285 --> 00:34:06,521
That's what I hope for us, Bette.
552
00:34:07,716 --> 00:34:08,622
For our family.
553
00:34:08,627 --> 00:34:11,533
I hope we can do family things together.
554
00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:14,550
I think that's what would be best for Angelica.
555
00:34:16,666 --> 00:34:19,192
And maybe one day, when we're ready...
556
00:34:19,195 --> 00:34:20,760
we can take vacations together.
557
00:34:22,926 --> 00:34:25,142
I'd really like that.
558
00:34:41,555 --> 00:34:43,193
Good night.
559
00:34:44,035 --> 00:34:44,970
Good night.
560
00:34:59,015 --> 00:35:00,732
Hey Joyce, it's Bette Porter calling...
561
00:35:01,945 --> 00:35:04,083
listen, I'd...
562
00:35:05,236 --> 00:35:06,932
I'm maybe having a change of heart.
563
00:35:07,718 --> 00:35:10,151
I want you to hold off sending that letter to Tina's lawyer.
564
00:35:10,156 --> 00:35:14,400
I'm not sure that I wanna go for sole custody.
565
00:35:14,996 --> 00:35:19,343
I don't think it's in Angelica's best interest.
566
00:35:19,345 --> 00:35:20,281
So...
567
00:35:20,295 --> 00:35:21,072
erm...
568
00:35:21,078 --> 00:35:23,361
anyway, call me when you get this message.
569
00:35:24,307 --> 00:35:25,090
Thanks.
570
00:35:49,067 --> 00:35:50,312
Can I come in?
571
00:35:50,316 --> 00:35:51,181
Yeah.
572
00:35:52,157 --> 00:35:52,972
But...
573
00:35:53,826 --> 00:35:55,093
I think we should talk.
574
00:36:00,395 --> 00:36:02,010
What do you wanna talk about?
575
00:36:05,095 --> 00:36:06,602
What's happening between us?
576
00:36:08,027 --> 00:36:10,491
How you're feeling, how I'm feeling.
577
00:36:17,888 --> 00:36:19,630
I don't wanna talk.
578
00:36:26,097 --> 00:36:27,502
I don't wanna talk.
579
00:36:40,446 --> 00:36:42,541
I love my present.
580
00:36:45,368 --> 00:36:48,281
And I wish I could do exactly what they were talking.
581
00:36:48,288 --> 00:36:49,223
You can't come in.
582
00:36:49,226 --> 00:36:50,540
It's against the rules.
583
00:36:50,545 --> 00:36:51,460
Come on...
584
00:36:51,465 --> 00:36:51,981
Shane...
585
00:37:07,648 --> 00:37:09,071
I hope that's Carmen.
586
00:37:11,758 --> 00:37:12,751
You made it.
587
00:37:12,757 --> 00:37:14,462
Of course we made it.
588
00:37:15,207 --> 00:37:16,380
Oh my God!
589
00:37:16,386 --> 00:37:18,740
Gabrile McCutcheon, my wife Carla.
590
00:37:18,747 --> 00:37:19,401
Hi.
591
00:37:19,407 --> 00:37:21,501
Hi. Very good to meet you.
592
00:37:21,508 --> 00:37:22,782
Hi.
593
00:37:26,598 --> 00:37:28,301
Thank you.
594
00:37:28,306 --> 00:37:29,260
Welcome.
595
00:37:30,127 --> 00:37:31,841
Thank you, wow.
596
00:37:31,858 --> 00:37:34,131
I'm so glad that you guys made it.
597
00:37:35,105 --> 00:37:36,372
Me too.
598
00:37:36,376 --> 00:37:39,252
Honey, we should probably go to sleep, you know...
599
00:37:39,255 --> 00:37:40,351
leave these two alone.
600
00:37:41,338 --> 00:37:43,671
Yeah, I'm gonna go to bed too.
601
00:37:43,676 --> 00:37:45,572
I think tomorrow is kind of a big day.
602
00:37:48,855 --> 00:37:50,302
Let us get a drink.
603
00:37:51,216 --> 00:37:52,441
Yeah, let's do it.
604
00:37:53,477 --> 00:37:56,280
That guy is a total night-all.
Never goes to sleep before 2am.
605
00:37:57,235 --> 00:38:00,971
Oh my God. This one is the exact same way. 2am.
606
00:38:00,976 --> 00:38:02,130
Right?
607
00:38:03,586 --> 00:38:04,452
Bye.
608
00:38:06,267 --> 00:38:07,291
See you tomorrow.
609
00:38:27,006 --> 00:38:28,652
So aren't you two gonna go skiing?
610
00:38:28,688 --> 00:38:31,980
Never skied and I don't figure today is the best day to start.
611
00:38:31,986 --> 00:38:34,210
Well, you could take a private lesson.
612
00:38:34,216 --> 00:38:35,451
Yeah, she's right.
613
00:38:36,375 --> 00:38:38,480
And we've got private instructors for everyone.
614
00:38:38,488 --> 00:38:40,221
I think Carmen and her sisters are up there.
615
00:38:41,217 --> 00:38:41,832
Oh really?
616
00:38:42,526 --> 00:38:45,052
No, you go along. We're just gonna hang out here.
617
00:38:45,877 --> 00:38:46,440
Ok.
618
00:38:46,446 --> 00:38:50,080
Ok, well...what should we do? Should we stay at
Blackcomb or should we check out Whistler?
619
00:38:50,088 --> 00:38:51,071
Whistler has more snow.
620
00:38:51,076 --> 00:38:52,112
Alright, let's go.
621
00:38:52,118 --> 00:38:53,270
Bye.
622
00:38:53,277 --> 00:38:53,971
Byebye.
623
00:38:57,195 --> 00:39:00,050
You know, if there's anything you two need...
624
00:39:01,156 --> 00:39:04,680
This whole wedding is like a gift to Shane from me, so...
625
00:39:05,638 --> 00:39:06,912
Just talk to me, ok?
626
00:39:31,695 --> 00:39:35,661
Well, it's beautiful up here, isn't it?
Hi, I'm Marylin.
627
00:39:41,828 --> 00:39:42,580
You're gonna try it?
628
00:39:54,785 --> 00:39:56,581
I see my friends down there.
629
00:39:57,137 --> 00:40:00,981
The two boys on the snowboards?
Well, they're not boys.
630
00:40:02,378 --> 00:40:05,690
Well, one of them is, sort of...
631
00:40:07,336 --> 00:40:11,703
The other one, Shane, she's getting married tonight to her girlfriend, Carmen.
632
00:40:14,506 --> 00:40:16,482
I think I'm marrying them.
633
00:40:19,558 --> 00:40:20,370
What do you mean?
634
00:40:21,397 --> 00:40:25,011
Well, I'm a marriage commissioner.
635
00:40:25,766 --> 00:40:28,820
I perform wedding ceremonies, mostly same sex couples.
636
00:40:30,576 --> 00:40:31,520
Nice to meet you.
637
00:40:35,847 --> 00:40:39,162
So I just... I think it was too much for me, losing her twice.
638
00:40:40,368 --> 00:40:43,171
Yeah, you're like Roxanne and Cyrano de Bergerac.
639
00:40:44,955 --> 00:40:49,522
'In my life I've had but one love.
And now I must lose them twice.'
640
00:40:52,555 --> 00:40:56,361
How is it that you're 56 years old and you've only slept with two women?
641
00:40:56,987 --> 00:40:58,750
I mean, when did you realize you were a dyke?
642
00:40:59,627 --> 00:41:06,251
Well, Alice, in 1973 I was married and living in Palo Alto, California.
643
00:41:08,528 --> 00:41:11,671
I joined this women's consciousness reason group and there was this women, Teri...
644
00:41:12,866 --> 00:41:17,122
Oh, she was so free, and in her sexual power.
I was wildly attracted to her.
645
00:41:18,298 --> 00:41:19,153
So you guys got along?
646
00:41:19,476 --> 00:41:21,971
No, we kissed once and I guess I was too scared.
647
00:41:23,426 --> 00:41:26,400
No, the first time I made love to a woman was about one year later.
648
00:41:27,516 --> 00:41:29,851
She was an heiress.
An heiress?
649
00:41:31,608 --> 00:41:34,030
She hired my husband Chad...
650
00:41:34,046 --> 00:41:37,060
to design her west coast corporate headquarters.
651
00:41:37,366 --> 00:41:42,173
She was fabulous, so beautiful and arrogant.
652
00:41:44,656 --> 00:41:47,920
So you slept with your husband's boss?
Yeah.
653
00:41:48,728 --> 00:41:51,113
That's pretty bad girl.
Yeah, we had a wild affair.
654
00:41:52,608 --> 00:41:56,611
And then she broke my heart. You know...
shuttled off to London, married some pennyless
655
00:41:57,005 --> 00:42:04,462
aristocrat. And I went home to my stifling family life
and been come out of the closet for another 15 years.
656
00:42:07,517 --> 00:42:08,931
Hey, I have a proposition for you, Alice.
657
00:42:11,335 --> 00:42:13,133
I'm just asking you to think about it, that's all.
658
00:42:13,607 --> 00:42:16,191
No, not suggesting that Bette shouldn't be in Angelica's life.
659
00:42:17,226 --> 00:42:18,251
I won't reneg...
660
00:42:18,576 --> 00:42:20,001
It's an unrevocable decision, Tina.
661
00:42:20,005 --> 00:42:23,030
If you allow Bette to legally adopt Angelica...
662
00:42:23,815 --> 00:42:25,232
She'll be tied to you for the rest of your life.
663
00:42:25,235 --> 00:42:26,712
That's what happens when two people have a baby...
664
00:42:27,267 --> 00:42:30,013
and then they split up. I gave her my promise.
665
00:42:30,367 --> 00:42:34,901
Because you feel guilty.
Because it's the right thing to do.
666
00:42:35,228 --> 00:42:37,972
What if you and I were to decide to get married.
667
00:42:37,978 --> 00:42:40,650
I'd never be able to be Angelica's dad!
668
00:42:42,358 --> 00:42:44,402
If she already has another parent, I would be your husband,
669
00:42:44,408 --> 00:42:46,542
but I wouldn't legally be your daughter's father.
670
00:42:47,465 --> 00:42:48,991
We're not there yet, Henry.
671
00:42:50,015 --> 00:42:51,752
Bette is Angelica's rightful parent.
672
00:42:51,758 --> 00:42:53,561
You have to understand and respect that.
673
00:42:54,358 --> 00:42:55,370
Here it is, hot of the press!
674
00:43:06,367 --> 00:43:08,253
What is it? Is everything ok?
675
00:43:13,197 --> 00:43:15,252
Have you seen Alice today?
676
00:43:15,617 --> 00:43:19,140
No, actually I'm worried about her.
Yeah well, me too.
677
00:43:19,797 --> 00:43:22,093
I know.
678
00:43:22,096 --> 00:43:23,402
Oh really?
Yeah.
679
00:43:24,135 --> 00:43:26,162
Just as you two were settling to work things out.
680
00:43:26,167 --> 00:43:27,391
It'll be alright.
681
00:43:28,447 --> 00:43:32,103
Hello? Joyce, hi. Yeah, I'm on a skilift, whats up?
682
00:43:35,718 --> 00:43:38,461
Shit! You're fucking kidding me.
683
00:43:40,075 --> 00:43:41,332
Well, can you get it back?
684
00:43:44,305 --> 00:43:47,063
Fuck! Ok, tell him not to open it.
685
00:43:49,966 --> 00:43:51,962
Then tell him not to send it to Tina.
686
00:43:53,627 --> 00:43:54,270
Joyce?
687
00:43:56,158 --> 00:43:59,703
Shit! Shit, Shit, Shit!
688
00:44:01,227 --> 00:44:04,713
Fuck, I have to get off the line.
I've gotta go find Tina, shit!
689
00:44:05,858 --> 00:44:07,790
Damn it! What's the fastest way?
690
00:44:07,797 --> 00:44:10,253
Across this way is going to be the Black Diamond run.
691
00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:12,620
But there's moguls. Do you ski moguls?
692
00:44:12,966 --> 00:44:14,243
No, I cannot ski fucking moguls.
693
00:44:18,016 --> 00:44:21,301
Hey Tina, it's Bette. Listen, you're gonna get a letter from my lawyer today...
694
00:44:21,308 --> 00:44:25,152
and I just want you to disregard it. It was a mistake.
695
00:44:26,048 --> 00:44:29,442
And I'm very very very sorry. So just disregard it, ok?
696
00:44:29,806 --> 00:44:33,411
And call me when you get this. Ok, bye.
697
00:44:34,205 --> 00:44:34,900
Fuck.
698
00:44:36,335 --> 00:44:37,371
Fuck!!
699
00:44:43,147 --> 00:44:44,431
Ok you're all ready to go.
700
00:44:45,235 --> 00:44:47,721
You sure you've done this before?
701
00:44:48,506 --> 00:44:51,361
You don't fall into the abyss, Alice. You take it on!
702
00:44:52,395 --> 00:44:55,902
Ok. Face the abyss. Embrace the abyss.
703
00:44:57,938 --> 00:45:01,793
Ok, did you decide on what your thingle's gonna be?
704
00:45:02,346 --> 00:45:03,441
Yes, erm...
705
00:45:05,987 --> 00:45:10,491
I vow that just because I'm 56 years old does not mean...
706
00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:13,550
that my romantic life is over.
707
00:45:13,557 --> 00:45:15,722
And after this wedding tonight...
708
00:45:17,387 --> 00:45:18,733
I'm gonna stop marrying other people,
709
00:45:18,735 --> 00:45:20,860
and find someone to marry me.
710
00:45:22,395 --> 00:45:24,880
I like it. I like that.
Me too. What about you?
711
00:45:25,505 --> 00:45:27,872
Ok, I vow to...
712
00:45:27,877 --> 00:45:31,861
stop medicating myself with sex and drugs...
713
00:45:32,007 --> 00:45:33,593
and let myself feel again.
714
00:45:34,007 --> 00:45:34,630
And?
715
00:45:36,855 --> 00:45:38,692
And, yeah, erm...
716
00:45:38,697 --> 00:45:42,803
I'll talk to Lara about how I feel and I'll ask her how she feels about me.
717
00:45:43,658 --> 00:45:45,173
Ok.
It's easy.
718
00:45:47,615 --> 00:45:50,241
Alright, let's do this thing. I'm ready.
I'll see you on the other side.
719
00:45:50,556 --> 00:45:52,570
You ready?
Ok, here I go, guys.
720
00:45:53,317 --> 00:46:03,143
I'm gona. Holy Shit...!!
721
00:46:16,845 --> 00:46:21,211
Keep the change, pal. Let's get out of here.
Come on. Here we go.
722
00:46:29,826 --> 00:46:31,152
Who is she?
723
00:46:34,828 --> 00:46:37,592
Who is she?
What's your name, babe?
724
00:46:38,565 --> 00:46:40,613
Patty.
Her name is Patty.
725
00:46:41,817 --> 00:46:42,772
This is Shane, my daughter.
726
00:46:46,875 --> 00:46:47,933
Can you excuse us for a minute, babe?
727
00:46:55,366 --> 00:46:58,733
I'm sorry. I'm not proud of this.
728
00:47:00,736 --> 00:47:02,792
It's just who I am, ok?
729
00:47:07,008 --> 00:47:08,402
I know you know what I'm talking about.
730
00:47:38,296 --> 00:47:40,010
The best meal of your life.
731
00:47:54,226 --> 00:47:55,913
I think we know one another.
732
00:48:00,447 --> 00:48:04,000
Oh my God.
1974.
733
00:48:13,697 --> 00:48:17,723
Did you get my messages. I've been looking for you all afternoon.
Why? So you can take my daughter away from me?
734
00:48:18,875 --> 00:48:20,531
Tina, I didn't mean it that way. I tried to stop it.
735
00:48:20,538 --> 00:48:22,360
But I couldn't get a hold of my lawyer in time.
736
00:48:22,676 --> 00:48:25,542
Oh, your lawyer. Joyce Wishniak. That's nice.
737
00:48:26,138 --> 00:48:27,170
Please Tina, try to understand...
738
00:48:27,197 --> 00:48:29,611
I think I understand everything I need to understand, Bette.
739
00:48:29,798 --> 00:48:32,611
You'll lose everything. Not even like a stand-on.
740
00:48:34,627 --> 00:48:37,463
Does he speak for you now?
No, he doesn't. Henry, don't!
741
00:48:40,085 --> 00:48:44,810
Please, believe me, Tina...
Look, I've changed my mind, I don't want you...
742
00:48:45,055 --> 00:48:48,293
to adopt my daughter. Henry and I are thinking of starting a family...
743
00:48:48,636 --> 00:48:51,681
and we want Angelica to be a full part of that.
744
00:48:52,626 --> 00:48:56,130
Don't do this. I'm warning you.
745
00:49:38,538 --> 00:49:40,932
Alice is giving Shane away.
God.
746
00:49:44,727 --> 00:49:47,183
Everyone, my name is Marilyn Sheppard.
747
00:49:47,198 --> 00:49:49,832
I'm the wedding official. I've just been in touch...
748
00:49:50,148 --> 00:49:51,271
with Shane McCutcheon.
749
00:49:56,266 --> 00:49:58,752
She doesn't expect you to forgive her...
750
00:49:58,758 --> 00:50:00,560
She's not proud of this.
751
00:50:01,357 --> 00:50:02,633
It's just who she is.
752
00:50:03,917 --> 00:50:05,382
She wanted me to extend...
753
00:50:05,387 --> 00:50:08,143
her deepest apologies to all of her friends.
754
00:50:09,246 --> 00:50:10,672
She loves and cherishes you...
755
00:50:10,677 --> 00:50:12,762
more than you could possibly know.
756
00:50:13,368 --> 00:50:17,713
She apologizes to the Morales family and hopes...
757
00:50:17,717 --> 00:50:22,072
that you might forgive her someday...
758
00:50:22,365 --> 00:50:26,340
and maybe even understand. I'm sorry.
759
00:50:34,725 --> 00:50:36,063
I'm ok.
760
00:50:53,577 --> 00:50:54,532
Take me home, mom.
761
00:50:55,955 --> 00:50:58,831
Don't you want to look for her?
Don't you want to know what...
762
00:50:59,147 --> 00:51:01,451
I already know what happened.
763
00:51:05,355 --> 00:51:07,133
I just want to go home and be with my family.
764
00:51:29,845 --> 00:51:35,620
I wanna get really drunk and then I'm gonna dance and dance and dance.
765
00:51:36,036 --> 00:51:37,363
Would you like to dance?
766
00:51:38,016 --> 00:51:42,803
You guys, it's a straight club, you're gonna make people feel uncomfortable.
767
00:51:44,735 --> 00:51:47,242
Then they deserve to be uncomfortable, don't you think?
768
00:51:47,557 --> 00:51:49,942
No, I don't think anyone deserves to feel uncomfortable.
769
00:51:51,316 --> 00:51:56,020
Max, I don't understand why you wanna be like these people?
770
00:51:56,336 --> 00:51:58,273
You seem so much more interesting as who you are.
771
00:51:58,457 --> 00:51:59,710
How do you know who I am?
772
00:52:00,115 --> 00:52:01,391
You don't know who the fuck I am.
773
00:52:01,876 --> 00:52:03,313
How do you know I'm not like these people?
774
00:52:04,117 --> 00:52:13,073
Max, you're great the way you are and the way you were.
You know what happens when you walk into this room?
775
00:52:13,847 --> 00:52:16,220
What?
People will start watching you.
776
00:52:17,747 --> 00:52:22,363
They're looking at you closely.
And at first they think you're one of them.
777
00:52:22,677 --> 00:52:26,752
But then they look a little more closely and they
begin to feel uneasy because they realize you're not.
778
00:52:29,786 --> 00:52:34,552
You're always gonna be one of the others.
You're like us.
779
00:52:38,426 --> 00:52:39,232
You don't know that.
780
00:52:47,537 --> 00:52:48,330
I'm gonna dance.
781
00:53:03,668 --> 00:53:07,461
I haven't done this since I was like...
Ouch!
782
00:53:07,566 --> 00:53:11,211
14 and it was awful because my little sister was really good at it...
783
00:53:11,637 --> 00:53:15,850
and I just always ended up making big giant knots.
784
00:53:16,647 --> 00:53:21,832
I didn't know you had a little sister.
Yeah, I do, and 3 brothers. You do?
785
00:53:22,328 --> 00:53:24,222
That's a big family.
I know.
786
00:53:30,547 --> 00:53:33,323
I'm really glad that we're... you know... finally
787
00:53:33,757 --> 00:53:36,353
Alice...
What? What?
788
00:53:36,747 --> 00:53:38,073
I need to tell you something.
789
00:53:38,766 --> 00:53:41,073
Hey you two, what are you doing sitting out here?
790
00:53:43,496 --> 00:53:48,901
We're just playing. Trying to get over the debacle of the evening.
791
00:53:49,295 --> 00:53:50,563
Yeah, what a night, huh?
792
00:53:51,188 --> 00:53:52,861
Yeah.
Poor Carmen.
793
00:53:53,137 --> 00:53:53,873
What do you think happened?
794
00:53:54,687 --> 00:53:59,202
Well, Shane's father found 10.000 dollars, left his wife and ran off with some flizzie.
795
00:54:00,538 --> 00:54:01,662
What?
Yeah.
796
00:54:03,858 --> 00:54:05,440
Where did Shane's dad get 10.000 dollars?
797
00:54:05,697 --> 00:54:06,142
I don't know.
798
00:54:07,308 --> 00:54:10,870
Oh my God! Is that what happened?
799
00:54:16,586 --> 00:54:22,582
Well, he has no money. He wanted to buy
her a wedding gift. It was heartbreaking.
800
00:54:22,705 --> 00:54:26,393
Misses Peabody, would there be anything else?
No, no, I'm fine. I'll be there in a minute.
801
00:54:28,045 --> 00:54:33,011
My darling, I have cherished the time we've spent together.
It has reaffirmed all of my...
802
00:54:33,198 --> 00:54:39,240
recent convictions. Now, because I love you so very much.
I'm going to do something truly radical.
803
00:54:40,317 --> 00:54:43,600
Mommy, he told me, he was going to buy her a gift.
Sweerheart. Sweetheart...
804
00:54:46,237 --> 00:54:48,372
I'm cutting you off financially.
805
00:54:49,985 --> 00:54:55,420
From this moment forth, you are going to have to make
relationships with people who love you for yourself.
806
00:54:55,738 --> 00:55:01,800
Not your money.
You are not serious?
807
00:55:02,128 --> 00:55:04,122
This is gonna turn your life around, darling.
808
00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:08,622
You're such a wonderful girl, such a beautiful girl.
809
00:55:08,926 --> 00:55:11,020
You have such a surprisingly kind heart.
810
00:55:12,846 --> 00:55:17,702
You need to know that people love you even if you're pennyless.
811
00:55:28,348 --> 00:55:31,863
It was wonderful to meet you, Helena.
I look forward to getting to know you better.
812
00:55:33,677 --> 00:55:35,493
Thank you. Thank you my dear.
813
00:55:39,077 --> 00:55:41,230
Wow! Go Marilyn.
814
00:55:49,665 --> 00:55:50,770
It's ok. It's ok.
815
00:55:54,055 --> 00:55:56,462
I cannot believe what Peggy did.
I know.
816
00:55:56,888 --> 00:55:59,382
That was so odd.
I don't know how she's gonna make it.
817
00:55:59,825 --> 00:56:01,010
I know. Did you see the look on her face?
Yeah.
818
00:56:01,636 --> 00:56:03,680
She looked like a little girl. It's crazy.
819
00:56:05,697 --> 00:56:08,190
Where is she? Where are they?
820
00:56:08,985 --> 00:56:10,771
I don't know. Out?
821
00:56:13,168 --> 00:56:13,973
What's that?
822
00:56:15,245 --> 00:56:16,993
Everything was fine with the little one.
823
00:56:17,406 --> 00:56:20,303
We read our favorite book until her other mother came for her.
824
00:56:22,457 --> 00:56:23,732
Fuck you, Bette!
825
00:56:24,647 --> 00:56:30,931
Bette, it's Tina. This is not ok. This is not your
night with Angelica. Do you understand?
826
00:56:31,185 --> 00:56:33,752
This is not ok. Where the hell are you?
827
00:56:35,557 --> 00:56:39,823
It's ok, baby. It's ok. Everything's gonna be just fine.
828
00:56:42,955 --> 00:56:45,140
Angelica and Momma B... we're just gonna go for a little adventure...
829
00:56:45,576 --> 00:56:47,331
until we figure out what to do next.
830
00:56:48,375 --> 00:56:50,601
Ok? It's ok, sweetie.
831
00:56:57,186 --> 00:56:58,201
It's ok, sweetie.
832
00:56:59,738 --> 00:57:01,991
It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine.
833
00:57:02,041 --> 00:57:06,591
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