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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:10,549 --> 00:01:13,085 looks like someone has come up the wrong street, nice sugar. 2 00:01:19,233 --> 00:01:20,323 I'm looking for sex. 3 00:01:21,613 --> 00:01:25,424 You're in the wrong place, sweetie. Try the safe way in the marina. 4 00:01:26,050 --> 00:01:27,946 It's croweded with straight hot men. 5 00:01:28,948 --> 00:01:30,289 I'm looking for girls. 6 00:01:34,420 --> 00:01:36,800 Go for the dawn, honey. She's around that corner. 7 00:01:36,883 --> 00:01:37,885 Thanks. 8 00:01:38,751 --> 00:01:43,207 I'm looking for sex. I'm looking for girls. 9 00:01:53,519 --> 00:01:56,035 Fuck me, so I forget who I am 10 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,426 It's too late to stop. 11 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:13,609 Oh, Jesus. 12 00:03:11,534 --> 00:03:15,320 Saison 3, Episode 2 "Lost weekend" 13 00:03:16,401 --> 00:03:18,511 Song : Spotlight - Artist : Roisin 14 00:03:21,997 --> 00:03:23,520 21. I Just won. 15 00:03:24,127 --> 00:03:26,279 How can I count roadkill when I'm driving the whole time? 16 00:03:26,330 --> 00:03:28,679 I won, fair and square. So as the winner, 17 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:29,899 you have to get me a present. 18 00:03:30,485 --> 00:03:31,325 Please. 19 00:03:31,667 --> 00:03:33,354 All right. Open the glove. 20 00:03:35,935 --> 00:03:37,285 - Oh, my God... - It's in that box. 21 00:03:37,336 --> 00:03:38,723 Wait, what are you doing with a gun? 22 00:03:40,447 --> 00:03:41,956 Why do you have a gun in your car? 23 00:03:42,553 --> 00:03:43,548 It's just a taser. 24 00:03:44,678 --> 00:03:46,462 It's like the cops use. It just shock people. 25 00:03:48,559 --> 00:03:50,931 I know, but what are you gonna do with it? 26 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:52,003 It's just in case. 27 00:03:52,757 --> 00:03:55,168 You decide to rob a seven/eleven? 28 00:03:55,354 --> 00:03:56,693 Look, I can never have to use it. 29 00:03:57,838 --> 00:04:01,185 It's just that. I get a lot of shoot from people. 30 00:04:01,522 --> 00:04:03,861 - Right. - Now I can take care of myself. 31 00:04:06,130 --> 00:04:07,633 I'm just gonna put this away. 32 00:04:09,597 --> 00:04:11,743 Now, open the box and get your price already. 33 00:04:11,794 --> 00:04:12,805 Yes, Ma'am. 34 00:04:18,036 --> 00:04:19,357 Holy shit! 35 00:04:19,621 --> 00:04:21,175 Be careful, it's all I got. 36 00:04:36,185 --> 00:04:37,028 You know what? 37 00:04:37,079 --> 00:04:40,745 Maybe we should wait 'till we get a little clser to LA to ****. 38 00:04:44,128 --> 00:04:44,848 Okay? 39 00:04:51,652 --> 00:04:54,270 Song : China White - Artiste : Transientworld 40 00:04:54,925 --> 00:04:58,393 Okay. Hum... Did you speak with the... The crou... 41 00:04:59,238 --> 00:05:00,204 The croupier? 42 00:05:00,278 --> 00:05:01,291 - Yeah. - Yeah. 43 00:05:01,525 --> 00:05:03,525 'course I did, Kit. I spoke with everybody. 44 00:05:05,068 --> 00:05:07,309 The vendors, Absolut. 45 00:05:07,747 --> 00:05:09,997 Elvis and Anna are doing the sound check at five. 46 00:05:10,372 --> 00:05:12,440 - You know that Carmen's... - Yeah, Carmen's DJing. 47 00:05:13,177 --> 00:05:15,716 And she's being a little on set. 48 00:05:16,299 --> 00:05:18,193 I know also she's gonna be here... 49 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,704 to do playback at the sound check. 50 00:05:23,027 --> 00:05:27,211 Okay, well, I gess you're just Mr. Billie-On-A-Spa. 51 00:05:27,790 --> 00:05:29,547 Spitzboat, that's me. 52 00:05:30,550 --> 00:05:34,705 I'm here to let your youngness into shape. I'm your boy, Kit. 53 00:05:36,899 --> 00:05:40,068 And frankly, I'm much more qualified to run this place than you are. 54 00:05:41,152 --> 00:05:42,174 Joking. 55 00:05:43,161 --> 00:05:44,956 But I guarantee that... 56 00:05:46,003 --> 00:05:49,117 after tonight, you're gonna want me to run this joint. 57 00:05:51,522 --> 00:05:54,754 Mm hmm. We'll see, Mr. Mary P. 58 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:59,780 Well, I think the reason why I was with Lisa the lesbian man, 59 00:06:00,232 --> 00:06:02,308 is because he wasn't dangerous for me. 60 00:06:02,724 --> 00:06:06,651 You know, I knew I wouldn't get addicted to a guy. 61 00:06:07,705 --> 00:06:11,130 I actually remember having this converation with my friend Tina, 62 00:06:11,653 --> 00:06:14,047 That, you know I think guys are kinda easy. 63 00:06:15,192 --> 00:06:18,156 Sorry... And I was looking for this pamphlet here, 64 00:06:18,981 --> 00:06:21,953 And... About all the different kind of love addicts 65 00:06:22,004 --> 00:06:23,913 and I'm pretty sure I'm a... I'm a... 66 00:06:24,055 --> 00:06:24,923 OLA 67 00:06:24,974 --> 00:06:25,924 Oh, me too. 68 00:06:26,056 --> 00:06:28,177 Yeah, Obsessive Love. It's the best... 69 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:30,125 I mean worst. 70 00:06:31,870 --> 00:06:34,186 There's nothing worst than when you can't let go of someone who's... 71 00:06:34,237 --> 00:06:39,243 completely over you and distant, abusive, controlling, dictatorial... 72 00:06:39,294 --> 00:06:43,563 egocentric, unloving, selfish, unable to commit. 73 00:06:43,618 --> 00:06:45,957 And it's my birthday this week and I was gonna tell... 74 00:06:46,008 --> 00:06:47,808 Hey, happy birthday! 75 00:06:48,985 --> 00:06:50,007 Thank you. 76 00:06:51,409 --> 00:06:53,805 Yeah, I just... You know, it would be great if 77 00:06:53,859 --> 00:06:58,299 Dana would just come by, you know and give me a little prezie, nothing big. 78 00:06:59,276 --> 00:07:01,047 Maybe kiss my ass *** 79 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:04,736 - Get a grip. - Alice, share. 80 00:07:06,233 --> 00:07:09,222 Thanks, yeah, I mean, I think you guys would be obsessing too. 81 00:07:09,581 --> 00:07:14,727 'Cause our... sex... was... 82 00:07:15,334 --> 00:07:19,457 mind-blowingly unfuckingly unbelievable. 83 00:07:19,935 --> 00:07:22,817 And it just kinna, you know, makes you realize that this person 84 00:07:23,745 --> 00:07:28,395 could be the one great true love... of your life... You know. 85 00:07:29,351 --> 00:07:30,414 But she'll be back. 86 00:07:31,082 --> 00:07:32,347 She will be back. 87 00:07:34,436 --> 00:07:38,396 'Cause our love was too intense. So... 88 00:07:50,184 --> 00:07:51,461 Mummy loves you too, darling. 89 00:07:52,485 --> 00:07:53,775 Yeah, I see you next week. 90 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:59,221 You have a wonderfull time at the ballet, I wish I was comming. 91 00:08:00,214 --> 00:08:02,955 Ok, speak to you tomorrow, big kiss, bye. 92 00:08:05,198 --> 00:08:07,797 I wonder for **** got excited about the ballet. 93 00:08:08,365 --> 00:08:09,103 How was it? 94 00:08:09,363 --> 00:08:10,154 It sucked. 95 00:08:12,694 --> 00:08:14,272 I have a little surprise for you. 96 00:08:14,323 --> 00:08:15,207 You do? 97 00:08:18,139 --> 00:08:21,775 Oh, God, Sorry I'm such a gross bisexual love addict right now 98 00:08:21,826 --> 00:08:23,263 - Hi, I'm Janice - Hi. 99 00:08:23,314 --> 00:08:25,777 I know you're having hard time and I'm here to take care of you. 100 00:08:26,180 --> 00:08:28,122 We're exclusively lesbian service. 101 00:08:29,418 --> 00:08:30,999 Did you... Hire me a hooker? 102 00:08:33,925 --> 00:08:36,797 Alice, it's a lesbian cleaning service. 103 00:08:37,096 --> 00:08:38,105 Lez clean up. 104 00:08:38,406 --> 00:08:40,351 She's going to sort out your entiere appartment. 105 00:08:40,402 --> 00:08:42,291 Oh, my God. I love you. 106 00:08:42,834 --> 00:08:46,021 Thank you so much, my appartment is so dirty right know and like, 107 00:08:46,072 --> 00:08:47,675 - ever since you know... - I'ma a big fan of "the Chart" 108 00:08:47,726 --> 00:08:49,195 And I'm so sorry about Dana. 109 00:08:49,624 --> 00:08:51,444 Ok, ok. 110 00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:53,248 Thank you. Thanks. 111 00:08:53,911 --> 00:08:54,844 Ok, great. 112 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,867 Song : Red Rocking Chair - Artist : Dyad 113 00:09:05,288 --> 00:09:06,769 You're so fucking beautiful. 114 00:09:09,296 --> 00:09:10,594 And I'm gonna make you come. 115 00:09:12,798 --> 00:09:14,522 While you're driving this. 116 00:09:14,577 --> 00:09:16,680 My girlfriend used to give me head when we drove to school. 117 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,543 Hey, lady. I'm not your ex. 118 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:21,732 And I'm not your girlfriend, got it? 119 00:09:22,777 --> 00:09:23,520 Right. 120 00:09:33,718 --> 00:09:35,542 - Oh, fuck! - What? 121 00:09:36,189 --> 00:09:38,864 Shit! We're out of gas. 122 00:09:39,374 --> 00:09:44,511 - Oh no! - Don't stop Jenny. Keep going. Don't blue-ball me. 123 00:10:01,356 --> 00:10:02,392 Hmmm. 124 00:10:04,390 --> 00:10:06,794 Alice, do you want me to clean up around this...huh... 125 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,476 Around this... around Dana. 126 00:10:12,308 --> 00:10:14,074 Alice, what do you want me to do with this Dana thing? 127 00:10:14,125 --> 00:10:18,055 Alice is in the loo. What Dana thing? 128 00:10:19,231 --> 00:10:22,526 Jesus! Bloody Christ! 129 00:10:23,116 --> 00:10:24,112 Alice!!! 130 00:10:24,429 --> 00:10:25,164 What? 131 00:10:26,387 --> 00:10:27,947 What the fuck, Helena? 132 00:10:28,432 --> 00:10:30,160 Have you completely lost your mind? 133 00:10:34,517 --> 00:10:36,803 That's... That's no biggie. 134 00:10:37,052 --> 00:10:39,286 It's a fucking shrine, Alice. 135 00:10:39,517 --> 00:10:43,300 A bordering on psychotic and serial killer obsessive type shrine! 136 00:10:43,539 --> 00:10:44,480 Dismantle it. 137 00:10:44,624 --> 00:10:46,203 Oh God no, please. 138 00:10:49,530 --> 00:10:51,289 Ok, ok, just let me keep this. 139 00:10:51,488 --> 00:10:52,400 Just let me keep this. 140 00:10:52,451 --> 00:10:54,911 It was really hard to get. I had to get it in the middle of the night. 141 00:10:55,039 --> 00:10:58,041 You can take the shrine. You can take the shrine. Just not this. 142 00:11:02,170 --> 00:11:02,943 Get a box. 143 00:11:02,994 --> 00:11:04,671 - There's a box - Not that box. 144 00:11:10,430 --> 00:11:12,329 You should be ashamed of yourself, Alice. 145 00:11:14,254 --> 00:11:16,880 It's time, to start getting over Dana. 146 00:11:18,731 --> 00:11:21,491 Now, here's what we're going to do: 147 00:11:21,803 --> 00:11:23,490 I've tried but in the mean... 148 00:11:24,353 --> 00:11:26,530 Just listen. Ok? 149 00:11:33,746 --> 00:11:35,822 I didn't have a chance to wash everything, so... 150 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:39,731 Great. 151 00:11:50,742 --> 00:11:51,823 I have to pee. 152 00:11:54,837 --> 00:11:56,236 Don't look. 153 00:12:06,971 --> 00:12:11,566 Hey. Oh my God, How do you do that? 154 00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:15,978 I always have. Even when I was little. 155 00:12:19,737 --> 00:12:21,599 When my dad caught me, he popped me one. 156 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:33,764 Hello. Hello. 157 00:12:46,948 --> 00:12:48,267 Hey there fella! 158 00:12:48,386 --> 00:12:50,681 - Oh, she's not a... - Looks like you need some help. 159 00:12:51,935 --> 00:12:53,212 Yeah we're running out of gas. 160 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,891 Well, not a problem, I'll siphon some out of the RV's. 161 00:12:55,952 --> 00:12:57,258 My name's Hens by the way. 162 00:12:58,172 --> 00:12:59,427 - Hi - Hi, I'm Jenny. 163 00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:00,153 Nice to meet you. 164 00:13:00,204 --> 00:13:01,234 It's my wife Martha. 165 00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:02,199 Hello Martha. 166 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:05,678 We got some fried chicken in the camper if you and your husband are hungry. 167 00:13:06,404 --> 00:13:08,499 Yes, I would love some fried chicken. 168 00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:09,995 Thank you. 169 00:13:12,757 --> 00:13:14,156 How did you say your name was, son? 170 00:13:15,057 --> 00:13:16,278 It's Max. 171 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,498 Song : High Prairie - Artist : Bottleneck 172 00:13:27,938 --> 00:13:29,428 You two are so hot together. 173 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,249 At least someone's gettin' a little somethin' somethin' 174 00:13:34,612 --> 00:13:36,991 So... What's up with the slot machine, Kit? 175 00:13:37,395 --> 00:13:40,679 Yeah, you know Billie Blaikie. He doesn't do anything small. 176 00:13:40,930 --> 00:13:43,863 So you guys are comming, right? It won't be Vegas without you. 177 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,341 Wait a minute. Are you talking about THE Billie Blaikie? 178 00:13:46,519 --> 00:13:47,393 Billie Blaikie? 179 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:49,889 Dude, he's like the best party promoter in town! 180 00:13:49,940 --> 00:13:52,220 Kit was thinking about hirring him as her new manager. 181 00:13:52,729 --> 00:13:55,746 Oh my gosh. Congratulations, lady. 182 00:13:55,993 --> 00:13:59,060 Yeah, that's great if he can keep it in his pants long enough to close out the bar. 183 00:14:00,610 --> 00:14:02,067 Oh, I'm sorry, before we forget, 184 00:14:02,118 --> 00:14:05,751 but we can't make it to your baby birthday party tomorrow. 185 00:14:07,322 --> 00:14:09,103 'Cause we have a kinsin... 186 00:14:09,696 --> 00:14:10,834 Right, the quinceañera. 187 00:14:10,885 --> 00:14:11,937 Yeah, the quinceañera. 188 00:14:12,181 --> 00:14:13,218 Don't worry about it. 189 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:17,536 It's just really an excuse to have a baby playgroup and half-birthday celebration. 190 00:14:18,176 --> 00:14:20,138 Wait, I don't get it. What's a... quince... 191 00:14:20,254 --> 00:14:21,335 A quinceañera. 192 00:14:21,490 --> 00:14:22,981 Quinceañera. Yeah. 193 00:14:23,032 --> 00:14:24,945 Planning a surprise birthday for me. 194 00:14:24,996 --> 00:14:28,187 It's a big birthday party to celebrate a girl who's turning 15 195 00:14:28,238 --> 00:14:29,837 and it's my cousin's birthday, so... 196 00:14:30,147 --> 00:14:31,651 -Oh - I almost thought they forgot. 197 00:14:33,848 --> 00:14:35,224 So it's kind of like a bat mitzvah. 198 00:14:35,371 --> 00:14:36,171 With tamales. 199 00:14:37,991 --> 00:14:38,901 - Hi. - Hey! 200 00:14:39,423 --> 00:14:40,406 What are you guys talking about? 201 00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:44,274 We're having a party for Angelica's six months. You wanna come? 202 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:47,914 I would love to come to that six-months-old birthday party. 203 00:14:48,615 --> 00:14:50,368 I would... Can I... I'd love to bring Helena? 204 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,442 - Alice... - Helena. 205 00:14:54,071 --> 00:14:55,104 I think she should be there. 206 00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,429 I think it's time, Bette. 207 00:14:56,702 --> 00:14:58,140 Well, they are good firends. 208 00:14:58,255 --> 00:14:59,381 Yeah, they're always hanging out. 209 00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:05,429 Well, listen Helena, if you really haven't anything else to do then... 210 00:15:06,546 --> 00:15:08,761 Yeah, it would be fine... If you came to the party. 211 00:15:10,262 --> 00:15:12,495 Thank you, it's really sweet of you Bette... 212 00:15:12,556 --> 00:15:14,969 You know, you really don't have to... 213 00:15:15,261 --> 00:15:16,107 She does. 214 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:26,783 What the hell are you doing in here, boy? 215 00:15:27,373 --> 00:15:29,042 Can't you read this is ladies' room? 216 00:15:29,726 --> 00:15:30,820 Get the fuck out! 217 00:15:32,261 --> 00:15:33,278 I'm a girl. 218 00:15:33,916 --> 00:15:37,119 Song : Silk N Vice - Artist : Gerhard Golzo 219 00:15:48,043 --> 00:15:49,888 Hey, I got you some lunch. 220 00:15:52,483 --> 00:15:53,893 Hey, just take off, ok? 221 00:15:55,235 --> 00:15:56,068 Why? 222 00:15:56,418 --> 00:15:59,487 You see that freak there? It was just in the girls' bathroom. 223 00:16:01,064 --> 00:16:02,276 It must be a faggot. 224 00:16:03,391 --> 00:16:04,170 Faggot! 225 00:16:04,221 --> 00:16:05,672 Hey, faggot! 226 00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:06,633 What did you say? 227 00:16:06,684 --> 00:16:07,791 Just let it go, Jenny. 228 00:16:08,914 --> 00:16:10,179 John, you're crazy. 229 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:11,619 I called you a faggot. 230 00:16:13,234 --> 00:16:15,095 Look man, we don't want any trouble, ok? 231 00:16:15,244 --> 00:16:17,177 - No, I don't want any trouble either. - We're just having some food. 232 00:16:17,533 --> 00:16:19,405 Just want a little talk, you know. A little talk 233 00:16:20,183 --> 00:16:21,990 Look, we're out of here, allright? 234 00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:23,842 Dude, leave us alone. 235 00:16:24,085 --> 00:16:25,283 Fuck you, faggot. 236 00:16:25,587 --> 00:16:26,747 - Get out of there. - Shit! 237 00:16:26,798 --> 00:16:28,395 - No. - No. 238 00:16:37,477 --> 00:16:38,200 Let her go. 239 00:16:38,615 --> 00:16:39,452 Shut up, bitch. 240 00:16:41,895 --> 00:16:43,808 - She fucks you like a man? - Jenny, get back. 241 00:16:45,748 --> 00:16:47,321 Why don't you get back in the truck? 242 00:16:47,581 --> 00:16:49,265 I'll show you how real men could fuck. 243 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:51,495 What did you just say? 244 00:16:51,546 --> 00:16:54,563 I said get back in the fucking truck and I show you how a real man could fuck. 245 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:55,451 Yeah? 246 00:16:57,848 --> 00:16:58,817 Jesus Christ. 247 00:17:01,699 --> 00:17:02,557 Fucker. 248 00:17:04,052 --> 00:17:05,110 Well, here's your faggot back. 249 00:17:06,228 --> 00:17:08,120 Why don't you give me a call when you're ready for a real man 250 00:17:08,171 --> 00:17:09,799 and we can have some fun, then. 251 00:17:09,850 --> 00:17:11,500 Sure dude, no problem. 252 00:17:14,151 --> 00:17:16,058 - John! - Don't touch him. 253 00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:20,175 Hey, we're not faggot, we're dicks, you assholes. 254 00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:21,130 Fuck you! 255 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:31,516 I hope he's allright. 256 00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,496 Fuck, it should have been a real gun. 257 00:17:47,793 --> 00:17:51,186 Girls, boys, punks, freaks, 258 00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:56,901 butches, femmes, kings, queens, trannies, trainees, 259 00:17:56,953 --> 00:18:00,336 ladies and gentlemen... 260 00:18:00,391 --> 00:18:03,262 I am Billie Blaikie, your host for this evening 261 00:18:03,313 --> 00:18:07,936 and welcome to the Planet first annual casino night : 262 00:18:08,198 --> 00:18:11,633 Vulva las Vegas! 263 00:18:13,432 --> 00:18:16,832 And let's hear for our cute little DJ, Carmen! 264 00:18:18,986 --> 00:18:23,067 Anyway, the money we're gonna raise tonight will go to AIDS project L.A. 265 00:18:23,118 --> 00:18:25,028 Let's hear for AIDS project... Yes. 266 00:18:25,763 --> 00:18:28,650 And that's a much much better cause 267 00:18:28,701 --> 00:18:32,772 than the porn websites you spent your money on you, dirty dirty girls. 268 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:36,732 In a few moments, all bets will be off 'cause the big show is about to start 269 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,624 So, get your last few games in, my darlings. 270 00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,482 You, dirty, dirty, dirty girl. 271 00:18:53,457 --> 00:18:56,472 And as for me, I'm off to a little league game. 272 00:18:57,951 --> 00:18:59,729 Oh, come on. 273 00:18:59,856 --> 00:19:01,128 There's grand tall women left. 274 00:19:01,179 --> 00:19:04,364 Come on, loosen up lesbians, I know you don't want to talk about 275 00:19:04,415 --> 00:19:06,756 that cock and condom stuff, do you? 276 00:19:06,807 --> 00:19:11,518 No, you wanna celebrate a snatch, don't you? 277 00:19:12,182 --> 00:19:14,240 You wanna venerate the vagina. 278 00:19:15,547 --> 00:19:18,126 You wanna praise the pussy. 279 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:25,221 Well, rest assured we wanna all praise the pussy here. 280 00:19:26,418 --> 00:19:29,290 Ok, keep drinking everybody 'cause you know what happens when you keep drinking, 281 00:19:29,341 --> 00:19:31,054 Everyone looks cuter. 282 00:19:31,105 --> 00:19:34,298 And PS : Here's the money. 283 00:19:38,418 --> 00:19:39,444 Do you think this is it? 284 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:43,222 Yeah, it looks like a typical small-town gay bar. 285 00:19:48,992 --> 00:19:50,328 Come on, let's get inside. 286 00:20:07,077 --> 00:20:09,708 It's just an idea... Try 32 red. 287 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,502 No, no these are your chips, really 288 00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:15,675 Just take them and try. 289 00:20:15,763 --> 00:20:18,073 Bet the lot, Bett. You look lucky tonight. 290 00:20:18,593 --> 00:20:20,940 She's lucky, she's my sister. Come on girl. 291 00:20:22,285 --> 00:20:24,953 - Come on. - Come on girl. 292 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,374 - Ok, alright. - Alright, here we go. 293 00:20:28,922 --> 00:20:30,529 Load it up. Gimme more money. 294 00:20:35,515 --> 00:20:36,716 32 red. 295 00:20:37,955 --> 00:20:39,490 Oh my God, I actually won. 296 00:20:40,285 --> 00:20:41,528 Eh, congratulations 297 00:20:41,579 --> 00:20:42,280 Thanks you. 298 00:20:42,816 --> 00:20:43,795 Nice job. 299 00:20:44,853 --> 00:20:47,699 - No, no, no, no, this is yours - Oh, I want you to have it. 300 00:20:48,284 --> 00:20:51,011 Dental dams, ladies, safe. Keep it safe, keep it safe. 301 00:20:53,859 --> 00:20:54,613 Thanks. 302 00:20:55,109 --> 00:20:57,555 Hey, I could use a few of those over here, huh ? 303 00:21:00,808 --> 00:21:02,109 Who's my tiger ? 304 00:21:05,122 --> 00:21:08,325 Song : Bottoms Up - Artist : Hermann Egger 305 00:21:10,827 --> 00:21:12,935 And two more tequila here, ladies. 306 00:21:13,961 --> 00:21:16,647 I think I know who'll be taking whom home tonight. 307 00:21:20,005 --> 00:21:20,932 What does that mean ? 308 00:21:31,258 --> 00:21:32,722 Let's go, my girlfriend. 309 00:22:00,688 --> 00:22:01,688 - Hey. - hey. 310 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:02,869 Wanna dance ? 311 00:22:03,513 --> 00:22:04,526 Come on. 312 00:22:08,095 --> 00:22:10,717 - Two more tequilas. - Tequila ? Sure babe. 313 00:22:10,903 --> 00:22:11,832 Thank you. 314 00:22:31,191 --> 00:22:32,122 Thanks. 315 00:22:43,239 --> 00:22:44,177 Thank you. 316 00:22:48,830 --> 00:22:51,725 Excuse me. Hi, can we go ? 317 00:22:52,465 --> 00:22:53,177 Now ? 318 00:22:53,562 --> 00:22:54,939 Yeah, if.. What's your name ? 319 00:22:54,990 --> 00:22:55,790 Katrina. 320 00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:57,664 Yeah, Katrina, if you don't mind. 321 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,863 I'm sorry, I didn't know you two were together 322 00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:03,229 - We're not - We're not. 323 00:23:05,578 --> 00:23:06,627 Bye. 324 00:23:13,039 --> 00:23:15,070 Have you seen David yet ? Is he here ? 325 00:23:15,788 --> 00:23:17,411 No, I haven't seen him. 326 00:23:17,951 --> 00:23:19,091 I haven't seen him at all. 327 00:23:19,472 --> 00:23:20,504 So, what do you think ? 328 00:23:21,217 --> 00:23:22,554 What do you think of Billy ? 329 00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:24,924 Well, the place is packed. 330 00:23:26,825 --> 00:23:29,476 What ? You don't like him ? 331 00:23:31,056 --> 00:23:33,306 "I'm on my way to a little league game." 332 00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:36,678 He was just playing. It was a joke. 333 00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:39,453 It's not even remotely funny. 334 00:23:40,524 --> 00:23:45,442 Dolls, I give you Elvis, the King and Miss Kitten Witherhip herself. 335 00:23:45,493 --> 00:23:47,953 Ann Margaret ! 336 00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:49,584 Thanks, Billy. 337 00:23:49,670 --> 00:23:53,339 Oh, hi there, Twist, twist. 338 00:23:53,936 --> 00:23:57,048 Look at this place, Elvis, gonna blow out. 339 00:23:57,681 --> 00:24:01,885 Song : The Lady Loves Me Artist : Maggie Moore as Ann-Margret and Yvette Narlock as Elvis 340 00:24:42,032 --> 00:24:43,420 Woh, what's going on in here ? 341 00:24:43,501 --> 00:24:44,531 Hey, David. 342 00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:46,835 It looks like a nightmare. 343 00:24:46,999 --> 00:24:49,311 Well, this is another wild night at the planet. 344 00:24:59,147 --> 00:25:00,259 She said you wanted to talk to me ? 345 00:25:01,229 --> 00:25:02,348 Yeah, yeah, I do. 346 00:25:02,399 --> 00:25:03,275 Hey, David ! 347 00:25:05,617 --> 00:25:07,277 So ? What do you think ? 348 00:25:09,381 --> 00:25:12,038 I think that they're... they're freaks. 349 00:25:13,423 --> 00:25:15,586 And this kind of non-sense attracts freaks 350 00:25:15,859 --> 00:25:17,770 to one's respectable establishement. 351 00:25:20,647 --> 00:25:21,414 You know what? 352 00:25:21,966 --> 00:25:25,115 For a minute I was seriously considering shagging you, Mr. Izod. 353 00:25:25,825 --> 00:25:27,889 But you're not a very nice fellow, are you? 354 00:25:28,868 --> 00:25:31,201 Billy, this is David Ward. This is Kit's son. 355 00:25:33,152 --> 00:25:35,228 Enchanté then, Dark Star. 356 00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:41,274 And David, this is Billy Blaikie, my... new manager. 357 00:25:42,768 --> 00:25:45,639 Oooh... You won't regret it, my darling. 358 00:25:46,316 --> 00:25:47,205 See you later. 359 00:25:48,540 --> 00:25:49,618 Your new manager ? 360 00:25:51,645 --> 00:25:53,751 David, don't you go pass a judgment on him. 361 00:25:55,269 --> 00:25:57,579 That man has done more for this community than... 362 00:25:57,630 --> 00:25:59,761 Kit, Kit... David has the right to his opinion. 363 00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:02,228 I know he does. But you know, let me tell you something. 364 00:26:03,001 --> 00:26:07,310 It gives me great joy to see this people in here laughing and partying 365 00:26:07,385 --> 00:26:11,026 and living the life they love and loving the life they live. 366 00:26:13,809 --> 00:26:16,667 And I can see that you just can't get done with that, can you ? 367 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,829 No mom, I can't get done with that. 368 00:26:20,121 --> 00:26:21,748 Just... give me that. 369 00:26:23,899 --> 00:26:25,085 See you both later. 370 00:26:29,648 --> 00:26:32,289 Kit, I really need him to be there tomorrow when Roberta Colly shows up. 371 00:26:32,471 --> 00:26:34,355 I know, I know, okay ? 372 00:26:35,446 --> 00:26:36,594 I'll talk to him. 373 00:26:37,895 --> 00:26:39,309 I just need to sleep a little, okay ? 374 00:26:39,860 --> 00:26:41,562 He's such an arrogant little prick. 375 00:27:00,179 --> 00:27:01,624 Are you gonna tell me what you want ? 376 00:27:02,205 --> 00:27:04,613 Or you're just gonna sit there, acting all weird and silent ? 377 00:27:07,614 --> 00:27:10,032 What do you mean... "what do I want" ? 378 00:27:10,537 --> 00:27:12,959 I mean you say you don't wanna be my girlfriend 379 00:27:13,084 --> 00:27:15,705 And then you got a weird and jealous girlfriend on me back there 380 00:27:16,518 --> 00:27:21,873 You know... It was... it was fucked up. 381 00:27:23,090 --> 00:27:25,227 Do you wanna be my outlaw girlfriend, Jenny ? 382 00:27:25,709 --> 00:27:27,216 Do you wanna be my friend ? 383 00:27:28,436 --> 00:27:30,656 Do you just wanna be my fuck buddy on the road ? 384 00:27:31,522 --> 00:27:32,492 What do you want ? 385 00:27:38,817 --> 00:27:40,401 I want you to get up against the wall 386 00:27:55,176 --> 00:27:56,610 Now open your shirt. 387 00:28:07,344 --> 00:28:08,589 Open. 388 00:28:42,579 --> 00:28:44,011 Tell me you want me to fuck you. 389 00:28:45,087 --> 00:28:46,412 You never let me fuck you. 390 00:28:51,570 --> 00:28:52,434 No. 391 00:28:55,642 --> 00:28:56,532 I can't. 392 00:28:59,217 --> 00:29:00,168 I'm sorry. 393 00:29:04,755 --> 00:29:05,595 Fuck. 394 00:29:23,309 --> 00:29:24,471 I'm sorry. 395 00:29:27,830 --> 00:29:30,830 Come here. Come on. 396 00:29:59,662 --> 00:30:00,416 Tina ? 397 00:30:05,435 --> 00:30:06,405 You're awake ? 398 00:30:12,130 --> 00:30:13,010 I'm scared. 399 00:30:15,762 --> 00:30:17,023 It's ok, baby. 400 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:23,756 What if I can't adopt her ? 401 00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:30,372 What if I cant' find the job that I really love ? 402 00:30:32,013 --> 00:30:33,438 What if I lose the house ? 403 00:30:36,634 --> 00:30:37,725 I feel like.. 404 00:30:41,319 --> 00:30:44,108 I feel like I don't have any control over anything. 405 00:30:47,718 --> 00:30:49,648 I mean, I don't know what's going on with us ? 406 00:30:49,699 --> 00:30:52,064 I don't know if it's just all the changes and.. 407 00:30:58,069 --> 00:30:58,884 Tina ? 408 00:31:03,542 --> 00:31:04,748 Tina ? 409 00:31:31,836 --> 00:31:33,449 Hey, little foxy brunette. 410 00:31:34,403 --> 00:31:35,929 - You do look like me, don't you ? - You see ? 411 00:31:35,980 --> 00:31:37,310 She's not listening to anything I say. 412 00:31:37,361 --> 00:31:39,053 Oh, I heard you. 413 00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:42,457 I am supposed to take progesterone to help me with the crisis. 414 00:31:42,716 --> 00:31:45,676 But what are you gonna take to help you with you "bigotery" 415 00:31:45,885 --> 00:31:47,330 Kit ! I thought we agreed. 416 00:31:47,865 --> 00:31:49,325 I'm sorry, you're right. 417 00:31:49,684 --> 00:31:53,213 We are going to put this all behind us so we can agree to disagree 418 00:31:53,264 --> 00:31:55,065 so David would help us today. 419 00:31:55,197 --> 00:31:59,351 Ok, so... tell me why I'm here. 420 00:31:59,723 --> 00:32:01,141 What can I do for you, ladies ? 421 00:32:03,287 --> 00:32:04,150 Well... 422 00:32:07,298 --> 00:32:10,898 David... Hey, do you want to hold her for a little while ? 423 00:32:10,949 --> 00:32:13,133 Go to your uncle David, for a little while. 424 00:32:19,257 --> 00:32:22,553 There's a woman coming over and, uh, in just a little while 425 00:32:23,012 --> 00:32:27,387 And we wanted her to see how great you are with Angelica. 426 00:32:30,801 --> 00:32:32,141 You mind if I ask why ? 427 00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:37,442 She's our adoption case worker and.. 428 00:32:37,518 --> 00:32:39,735 and she's making her second home visit today 429 00:32:40,099 --> 00:32:42,166 And one of her big concerns is wether or not... 430 00:32:44,380 --> 00:32:45,335 Is that her already ? 431 00:32:46,126 --> 00:32:48,029 - My God. - Just wait, wait, wait. 432 00:32:48,637 --> 00:32:50,025 One of her, uh, 433 00:32:50,607 --> 00:32:53,625 big concerns was whether or not Angelica had an important man in her life 434 00:32:53,676 --> 00:32:58,498 and we just thought it would reassure her to let her see you with Angelica. 435 00:32:58,550 --> 00:33:01,358 So that she could see that you're Angelica's main man. 436 00:33:01,778 --> 00:33:02,743 You know what I'm saying ? 437 00:33:05,727 --> 00:33:06,899 Hi, Roberta. 438 00:33:07,102 --> 00:33:08,104 I should be alright now. 439 00:33:08,566 --> 00:33:10,235 Ok, let us know if you need more help, ma'ame. 440 00:33:10,293 --> 00:33:11,388 We're just in the neighbourhood. 441 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:13,013 Thank you, you're too kind. 442 00:33:16,581 --> 00:33:17,457 Sorry, I can't. 443 00:33:17,817 --> 00:33:19,024 What do you mean you can't ? 444 00:33:19,436 --> 00:33:21,098 Roberta, you remember Kit Porter. 445 00:33:21,325 --> 00:33:22,284 Bette's sister. 446 00:33:22,569 --> 00:33:25,097 And this is her son, David, Angelica's cousin. 447 00:33:26,412 --> 00:33:27,781 I don't believe in gay adoption. 448 00:33:29,632 --> 00:33:34,144 I think that a child is best raised having both a... mother and a father 449 00:33:35,043 --> 00:33:37,288 And I think that she will suffer later on 450 00:33:38,103 --> 00:33:41,065 in the absence of tradionnal family values. 451 00:33:41,389 --> 00:33:43,628 So I'm afraid that it would be hypocritical of me to 452 00:33:43,679 --> 00:33:45,397 stand here and to forge for you. 453 00:33:46,415 --> 00:33:48,088 Especially in front of a government official. 454 00:33:49,379 --> 00:33:50,165 Sorry. 455 00:33:51,637 --> 00:33:52,784 It's nice to meet you ma'ame. 456 00:34:01,925 --> 00:34:05,179 I'm glad to see someone in your family has proper respect for the government. 457 00:34:07,063 --> 00:34:09,473 Song : Leonard The Swan - Artist : Danny Camero 458 00:34:15,742 --> 00:34:18,301 This is called The Ultimate Patriotic Act. 459 00:34:18,529 --> 00:34:19,837 It's by a guerrilla girl. 460 00:34:23,054 --> 00:34:24,017 I love it. 461 00:34:24,833 --> 00:34:26,109 Tina hates it. 462 00:34:26,414 --> 00:34:27,652 What, she hates this piece ? 463 00:34:28,190 --> 00:34:30,444 Well, that's good, we want the work to release strong reactions. 464 00:34:31,079 --> 00:34:33,597 Not from my life partner. I want my partner to support me. 465 00:34:34,675 --> 00:34:35,936 What ? Inconditionally ? 466 00:34:38,496 --> 00:34:39,613 Well, I don't know. I mean... 467 00:34:40,062 --> 00:34:43,379 why shouldn't I expect the person that I'm closest to in the world 468 00:34:43,953 --> 00:34:45,797 to try to see things from my point of view, 469 00:34:45,848 --> 00:34:49,687 instead of challenging me and questioning my convictions all the time? 470 00:34:49,738 --> 00:34:52,212 I, really, I get enough of that, from the world at large. 471 00:34:53,903 --> 00:34:55,100 Are you and Tina okay? 472 00:34:55,628 --> 00:34:57,212 I mean, I know it's hard with a new baby. 473 00:34:58,289 --> 00:34:59,602 We don't really talk anymore, 474 00:34:59,653 --> 00:35:01,660 we just have arguments for money, 475 00:35:01,855 --> 00:35:03,959 arguments about baby-sitters, 476 00:35:04,183 --> 00:35:06,497 arguments about bress-feedings, schedules... 477 00:35:09,257 --> 00:35:13,412 We had this hideous meeting with the adoption social worker this morning. 478 00:35:16,371 --> 00:35:19,369 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Joy, you really 479 00:35:19,877 --> 00:35:20,832 don't need this right now. 480 00:35:20,883 --> 00:35:23,600 Look, I have two other pieces that I can show you 481 00:35:24,037 --> 00:35:25,354 Have you talk to Tina ? 482 00:35:26,365 --> 00:35:28,117 Maybe if the two of you saw someone together. 483 00:35:28,677 --> 00:35:29,900 We've been to therapy. 484 00:35:30,018 --> 00:35:32,936 We've seen 3 differents therapists in 3 years so... 485 00:35:33,829 --> 00:35:36,658 Bette, have you ever heard of Mark Epstein ? 486 00:35:37,529 --> 00:35:38,426 Is he an artist ? 487 00:35:40,512 --> 00:35:41,815 He's giving a talk tonight. 488 00:35:44,139 --> 00:35:45,138 He's a psychiatrist. 489 00:35:45,798 --> 00:35:48,725 But he's also an eminent buddhist philosopher and author. 490 00:35:52,488 --> 00:35:56,218 Oh, right. "Pure a thought without a thinker". 491 00:35:56,328 --> 00:35:58,207 I remember everybody was reading that when I first moved to New York. 492 00:35:59,192 --> 00:36:00,302 Well, he's got a new book. 493 00:36:00,959 --> 00:36:02,651 It's called "Open to desire". 494 00:36:03,756 --> 00:36:05,057 Open to desire ? 495 00:36:05,854 --> 00:36:07,989 I thought... I thought buddhisme was about 496 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,601 freedom for desire. I thought desire was supposed to be 497 00:36:10,652 --> 00:36:12,595 the root of all evil or something. 498 00:36:14,708 --> 00:36:16,218 Mark's got lot of sense to subject. 499 00:36:17,252 --> 00:36:18,622 I think it might resonate for you 500 00:36:23,149 --> 00:36:26,706 Shane ? Shane, come out. 501 00:36:31,095 --> 00:36:32,830 Come on out, let me see. 502 00:36:33,726 --> 00:36:36,536 Oh my God. You look like you're five. 503 00:36:44,008 --> 00:36:45,196 I feel like a piñata. 504 00:36:45,621 --> 00:36:49,127 You're too small to be a piñata but how about the top of the training wedding cake? 505 00:36:49,650 --> 00:36:52,543 - You're not helping me. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry baby, 506 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,113 that wasn't funny, was it ? 507 00:36:54,630 --> 00:36:55,638 Let me see. 508 00:36:56,804 --> 00:36:59,614 Well, it's ok. 509 00:37:00,297 --> 00:37:03,917 Oh, come here, come here. This is help you at all ? 510 00:37:06,099 --> 00:37:08,237 - No. - No? 511 00:37:13,792 --> 00:37:18,449 Quiero lamer te hasta que te vengas en mi boca mil veces 512 00:37:20,907 --> 00:37:22,213 What does that mean? 513 00:37:26,585 --> 00:37:29,839 I'm gonna lick you until you come in my mouth a thousand times 514 00:37:53,277 --> 00:37:55,247 - What are we gonna do about the shoes ? - What ? 515 00:37:55,973 --> 00:37:57,720 You can't wear those shoes, you have to change them 516 00:37:57,852 --> 00:37:59,234 - No! - Yes, stay here, 517 00:37:59,285 --> 00:38:00,716 I'm gonna get a pair of chacha heel. 518 00:38:09,987 --> 00:38:10,745 Hi 519 00:38:11,025 --> 00:38:13,528 Hi. Hey there, who are you? 520 00:38:13,914 --> 00:38:18,664 - Roland. Are you the clown ? - I'm the birthday girl, Roland. 521 00:38:28,072 --> 00:38:30,268 And yes, yes I am the clown. 522 00:38:31,635 --> 00:38:34,010 Mummy, mummy, the clown is here. 523 00:38:36,208 --> 00:38:37,761 Song : Bonito Y Sabroso - Artist : Mambo! Mambo! Mambo! 524 00:38:37,812 --> 00:38:45,003 Oh my God, Chane, you look so boñita. Look everybody. 525 00:38:46,442 --> 00:38:47,576 Hola everyone 526 00:38:48,518 --> 00:38:51,738 This is Carmen's friend, Chane. She's wearing my dress. 527 00:38:54,628 --> 00:38:55,670 Where is Marisela ? 528 00:38:55,758 --> 00:38:57,861 Shouldn't she be here get ready with the rest of us ? 529 00:38:57,912 --> 00:39:01,071 Probably outside smoking cigarette like you did for your quinceañera. 530 00:39:01,545 --> 00:39:03,025 Aye, caya te liosa 531 00:39:03,939 --> 00:39:04,778 Carmen... 532 00:39:05,368 --> 00:39:10,498 Your mama was at Ricardo Lopez car making out with him 533 00:39:11,199 --> 00:39:14,161 Mamita, you'd never told me that story ! 534 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,953 - That's because it wasn't truly, huh ? - Si, es la veridad. 535 00:39:20,517 --> 00:39:24,568 - Was Carmen good during her quin... quince... - Quinceñera 536 00:39:25,246 --> 00:39:27,722 - Yeah, quinceañera. - She was an angel, always. 537 00:39:29,865 --> 00:39:32,965 Carmen was the nunes' favourite. Isn't that true, Carmencita ? 538 00:39:36,176 --> 00:39:38,805 Ok, it's Chane's turn now. Come on Chane. 539 00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:41,961 Oh, mama, no ! 540 00:39:44,430 --> 00:39:48,554 Such a pretty face. I'll make you look beautiful, come. 541 00:39:49,918 --> 00:39:51,527 It's ok, it's ok. 542 00:40:02,404 --> 00:40:05,141 Shane, your hair is a little uneven, but you want me to... cut it straight? 543 00:40:05,439 --> 00:40:06,268 No. 544 00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:09,432 I mean, no, Thank you, I think. 545 00:40:10,636 --> 00:40:11,236 Okay. 546 00:40:11,248 --> 00:40:12,535 It's good, thanks. 547 00:40:12,664 --> 00:40:13,994 I have another idea. 548 00:40:16,142 --> 00:40:21,840 Girls, sorry to intrude but we have a bit of a disaster on our hands. 549 00:40:22,257 --> 00:40:25,065 The food is disgusting and people are starving. We're aware. 550 00:40:25,126 --> 00:40:26,849 Actually, it's Alice. 551 00:40:28,775 --> 00:40:32,676 She was under the misapprehension that this was a surprise birthday party for her. 552 00:40:33,469 --> 00:40:36,219 Oh, shit. It's Alice birthday, I forgot. 553 00:40:36,614 --> 00:40:37,638 Me too. 554 00:40:51,953 --> 00:40:53,623 Where the fuck around here to get a beer. 555 00:40:56,009 --> 00:40:58,019 Sorry, kiddy party... 556 00:40:59,448 --> 00:41:00,756 Hey, everybody. 557 00:41:01,845 --> 00:41:03,304 It's time for the cake. 558 00:41:07,144 --> 00:41:09,805 Happy birthday! 559 00:41:12,013 --> 00:41:13,152 Happy birthday. 560 00:41:17,125 --> 00:41:18,614 That's really cool. 561 00:41:21,314 --> 00:41:22,083 Can I have her? 562 00:41:22,134 --> 00:41:23,950 Do you wanna blow out the candles? 563 00:41:24,241 --> 00:41:25,585 Ready for a big girl? 564 00:41:30,307 --> 00:41:32,355 Yeah! 565 00:41:38,133 --> 00:41:38,968 Shane? 566 00:41:39,944 --> 00:41:40,670 Shane! 567 00:41:41,935 --> 00:41:43,237 There's somebody I want you to meet. 568 00:41:44,129 --> 00:41:44,990 This is Luis. 569 00:41:45,041 --> 00:41:46,428 - Hello. - Hello. 570 00:41:49,246 --> 00:41:50,791 Go on. Dance. 571 00:41:50,943 --> 00:41:51,976 Dance. 572 00:42:00,564 --> 00:42:01,442 What's up, Luis? 573 00:42:02,977 --> 00:42:03,871 I love her. 574 00:42:05,809 --> 00:42:06,577 Who's that? 575 00:42:07,097 --> 00:42:08,119 I love Carmen. 576 00:42:08,703 --> 00:42:10,865 I love her since I was a little boy. 577 00:42:12,681 --> 00:42:14,318 She wants ton see me as a friend. 578 00:42:15,789 --> 00:42:17,549 Maybe you can talk to her for me? 579 00:42:18,267 --> 00:42:19,832 Mercedes says your her best friend. 580 00:42:21,183 --> 00:42:22,676 You could tell her I love her. 581 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:28,511 You know Luis, uh... 582 00:42:29,690 --> 00:42:31,409 Maybe these feelings you have for Carmen... 583 00:42:33,453 --> 00:42:36,293 Maybe, there're not the same for her. 584 00:42:38,842 --> 00:42:40,297 - Hi. - Hi. 585 00:42:41,386 --> 00:42:42,702 Mind if I cut in? 586 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:43,904 Okay. 587 00:42:50,149 --> 00:42:51,424 You don't think this is a little risky? 588 00:42:52,535 --> 00:42:54,092 Oh, I didn't tell you that... uh 589 00:42:54,499 --> 00:42:58,576 In latino culture, It's okay if two girls dance with each other. 590 00:42:58,627 --> 00:42:59,864 It's not exactly queer. 591 00:43:00,873 --> 00:43:02,902 - You left that part out, huh. - Yes, I did. 592 00:43:05,415 --> 00:43:06,464 I love your hair. 593 00:43:11,991 --> 00:43:12,674 You owe me. 594 00:43:12,725 --> 00:43:14,587 I know, thank you. 595 00:43:14,970 --> 00:43:16,055 You're welcome. 596 00:43:22,644 --> 00:43:26,220 Thank you so much Angus. I hope you had a good time. 597 00:43:26,694 --> 00:43:29,624 I ran into an ex of mine. 598 00:43:29,675 --> 00:43:32,566 In fact, three of my ex girlfriends are now lesbians. 599 00:43:33,443 --> 00:43:34,682 Oh, that's quite a record. 600 00:43:34,745 --> 00:43:37,473 What can I say, I'm attracted to women who like to go down on other women. 601 00:43:38,315 --> 00:43:40,106 We wanna ask you someting. 602 00:43:40,845 --> 00:43:41,584 Ok. 603 00:43:43,565 --> 00:43:48,111 Tina and I are thinking about hiring a nanny for Angelica, just part time. 604 00:43:48,329 --> 00:43:51,851 And we know that you're looking for part time work. 605 00:43:52,667 --> 00:43:56,399 And we just think it would be great for Angelica to have a man in her life. 606 00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:00,227 You know, I mean, somebody that she's close to. 607 00:44:00,603 --> 00:44:01,658 Scratchy face... 608 00:44:03,809 --> 00:44:06,771 I know exactly what you mean. I... I'd be honoured. 609 00:44:08,289 --> 00:44:09,037 Great. 610 00:44:09,358 --> 00:44:10,350 Thanks guys. 611 00:44:11,990 --> 00:44:13,285 That was an awsome birthday. 612 00:44:13,754 --> 00:44:15,001 You're welcome. 613 00:44:15,410 --> 00:44:18,602 And I don't think I thought of Dana for like 47 minutes, kinda. 614 00:44:20,671 --> 00:44:22,183 - It's good, right? - Yeah, it's really good. 615 00:44:28,067 --> 00:44:30,263 How was it today, baby, you're really tired. 616 00:44:30,675 --> 00:44:32,592 I know, George is kicking my butt. 617 00:44:33,524 --> 00:44:36,174 It's wired, it's like he wants me to win this tournament more than I do. 618 00:44:37,415 --> 00:44:40,203 Hey, what did Dr Granman say? 619 00:44:41,541 --> 00:44:42,720 Shit. Forgot. 620 00:44:44,496 --> 00:44:47,630 Dana do you have any idea how hard it was for me to get you that appointment? 621 00:44:47,681 --> 00:44:52,199 I had to promise to cater a private dinner for him and his wife 622 00:44:52,327 --> 00:44:54,249 just to get you in ther before June. 623 00:44:54,635 --> 00:44:55,563 Oh, no. 624 00:44:55,636 --> 00:44:59,830 And you know, that at 30, you should go and get an exam. you know that. 625 00:45:00,495 --> 00:45:06,846 I know, it's just... I'm sorry, I've never been to a male Gyno before. 626 00:45:07,173 --> 00:45:12,303 I think it's wired and I don't want some dude looking at my woodle. 627 00:45:12,604 --> 00:45:17,197 Well then, why don't you just go to a lady doctor? 628 00:45:18,139 --> 00:45:18,925 Okay. 629 00:45:18,976 --> 00:45:19,975 But just go, okay? 630 00:45:20,037 --> 00:45:23,703 Yes, I think Bette and Tina have a lady doctor. I'll call her tomorrow, okay? 631 00:45:29,118 --> 00:45:31,010 What is this? What's bear night? 632 00:45:32,634 --> 00:45:34,288 This will be fun. Come on. 633 00:45:35,336 --> 00:45:38,810 Song : Whose Making You Cry - Artist : Kayle 634 00:45:44,414 --> 00:45:45,290 This is great. 635 00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,473 Okay, every single person in my family adores you. 636 00:46:19,255 --> 00:46:20,910 My mother, she absolutely loves you. 637 00:46:24,895 --> 00:46:25,942 I love them too. 638 00:46:27,489 --> 00:46:28,245 You do? 639 00:46:29,266 --> 00:46:33,275 Hmm, but I wonder how much they'd love me if they knew I was fucking their daughter. 640 00:46:33,854 --> 00:46:38,197 Well I wonder who's gonna be doing the fucking tonight, 641 00:46:38,428 --> 00:46:41,158 because you looked pretty girlly in that dress you had. 642 00:46:43,714 --> 00:46:50,162 Well... You look a little girlly yourself. 643 00:46:59,396 --> 00:47:02,424 Song : Feel Like Makin' Love - Artist : D'Angelo 644 00:47:55,544 --> 00:47:57,525 No no no, don't answer. 645 00:47:59,682 --> 00:48:00,958 What if that's an emergency? 646 00:48:01,038 --> 00:48:02,773 No no no no. 647 00:48:08,736 --> 00:48:09,732 Hi, Jenny. 648 00:48:11,744 --> 00:48:14,614 Huh, Yeah, are you okay? 649 00:48:15,025 --> 00:48:17,351 Yeah I'm fine, no no no no no don't worry. 650 00:48:18,748 --> 00:48:20,985 Yeah, we're just taking our time. 651 00:48:24,282 --> 00:48:25,816 We're gonna be there in a couple of days. 652 00:48:29,833 --> 00:48:32,114 Oh, my friend Moira decided 653 00:48:32,573 --> 00:48:35,417 to take her pickup truck and we're driving accross country now. 654 00:48:38,873 --> 00:48:41,626 What? My girlfriend? Hang on. 655 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:47,011 Excuse me, Moira? Are you my girlfriend? 656 00:48:50,319 --> 00:48:51,390 We don't know. 657 00:48:52,994 --> 00:48:56,563 It's not desire that's the problem, one of my teachers used to say. 658 00:48:56,809 --> 00:48:59,091 It's that your desires are too small. 659 00:49:00,252 --> 00:49:03,910 This shift in consciensness is what links the worlds of art, 660 00:49:04,372 --> 00:49:06,107 therapy and meditation. 661 00:49:06,746 --> 00:49:12,113 James Joyce described the mental posture required to appreciate a work of art as 662 00:49:12,322 --> 00:49:13,413 beholding. 663 00:49:14,057 --> 00:49:17,200 If you pull it to close it becomes pornography. 664 00:49:17,371 --> 00:49:20,068 And if you distance yourself, it becomes critisism. 665 00:49:21,146 --> 00:49:23,705 Song : Naked - Artist : Tracy Bonham 666 00:50:35,780 --> 00:50:39,724 Subbing : Lucile76 et Alucardo www.forom.com 667 00:50:39,774 --> 00:50:44,324 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 49555

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