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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:42,511 --> 00:01:43,349 Go on. Ask her. 2 00:01:44,812 --> 00:01:45,493 No. You. 3 00:01:47,013 --> 00:01:48,134 I just wanna get my book signed. 4 00:01:52,796 --> 00:01:53,491 Miss Sparkle... 5 00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:58,234 I think I've only had three classes of orgasms. 6 00:01:58,991 --> 00:02:00,959 How do I get to the sixth? Or seventh? 7 00:02:01,312 --> 00:02:02,167 You need to experiment. 8 00:02:02,509 --> 00:02:03,188 Try a new lover. 9 00:02:03,343 --> 00:02:04,012 - Try several. 10 00:02:05,073 --> 00:02:06,866 Bu - but - in your book - Shhh. 11 00:02:43,820 --> 00:02:44,760 That was just divine. 12 00:02:45,140 --> 00:02:46,030 Do you take requests? 13 00:02:46,610 --> 00:02:48,010 Well, what's your desire? 14 00:02:49,187 --> 00:02:49,694 Your pleasure. 15 00:03:11,450 --> 00:03:12,604 You ready for number four? 16 00:03:56,543 --> 00:03:59,030 Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. 17 00:05:10,287 --> 00:05:11,311 My name is Mary. 18 00:05:12,823 --> 00:05:16,694 And I'm fourteen years old, and I'm a virgin. 19 00:05:17,557 --> 00:05:20,598 My pussy's never been touched by a big cock before. 20 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,082 And I want you to fuck me. 21 00:05:24,713 --> 00:05:25,945 Here's my pussy. 22 00:05:28,060 --> 00:05:29,244 I want you... 23 00:05:29,938 --> 00:05:34,079 ...to take your big cock, and I want you to shove it up my ass. 24 00:05:34,859 --> 00:05:36,738 A boy has never seen my tits before. 25 00:05:40,195 --> 00:05:40,585 Jenny. 26 00:05:41,213 --> 00:05:41,546 Come in. 27 00:05:46,090 --> 00:05:47,498 Jenny, you have no idea what's - 28 00:05:51,913 --> 00:05:53,364 No, this is not what I want. 29 00:05:54,304 --> 00:05:56,723 Jenny, you have the wrong idea about this, please. 30 00:06:00,048 --> 00:06:00,762 Is that my camera? 31 00:06:01,295 --> 00:06:01,549 Yeah. 32 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:02,995 And I'm gonna use it now. 33 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:05,167 And that's my tape of Shane and Carmen. 34 00:06:05,771 --> 00:06:07,618 I don't really think that's your tape. 35 00:06:09,181 --> 00:06:09,609 Look. 36 00:06:10,269 --> 00:06:11,870 I know what you think of me right now. 37 00:06:13,094 --> 00:06:15,572 I know that I don't have a very good track record with things I've made 38 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:17,038 - You have violated us. - but I wanna make a documentary - 39 00:06:17,112 --> 00:06:17,819 You are violating us. 40 00:06:18,002 --> 00:06:18,490 I know. 41 00:06:18,624 --> 00:06:21,734 You have crossed every line of trust. 42 00:06:22,592 --> 00:06:26,448 And don't you dare tell me this is for the sake of art. 43 00:06:26,618 --> 00:06:28,538 Please. Watch my documentary. 44 00:06:28,731 --> 00:06:30,399 You know me. You'll understand. 45 00:06:30,510 --> 00:06:31,867 It's not what you think it is. 46 00:06:32,019 --> 00:06:33,310 I know that I crossed the line. 47 00:06:33,401 --> 00:06:35,239 I know that I went too far with this. 48 00:06:35,648 --> 00:06:38,123 Look, when I moved here, this was just something I did, 49 00:06:38,657 --> 00:06:40,355 you know, but, you have to know - 50 00:06:40,453 --> 00:06:41,445 Do you have any sisters? 51 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:45,782 Yes, I have two younger sisters. 52 00:06:47,026 --> 00:06:47,335 Mkay. 53 00:06:47,819 --> 00:06:49,778 I want you to ask them a question. 54 00:06:52,809 --> 00:06:56,768 And the most important thing is that you really listen... to their answer. 55 00:06:58,438 --> 00:07:02,279 I want you to ask your sisters about the very first time 56 00:07:02,519 --> 00:07:06,147 that they were intruded upon by some man, or a boy. 57 00:07:08,132 --> 00:07:10,340 What makes you think my sisters have been intruded upon? 58 00:07:10,378 --> 00:07:12,778 Because there isn't a single girl or woman in this world 59 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:17,302 that hasn't been intruded upon and and sometimes it's relatively benign, 60 00:07:17,944 --> 00:07:20,643 and sometimes it's so fucking painful. 61 00:07:21,496 --> 00:07:22,284 But you. 62 00:07:22,980 --> 00:07:24,175 Have no idea. 63 00:07:25,660 --> 00:07:26,965 What this feels like. 64 00:07:33,225 --> 00:07:33,717 For what it's worth, 65 00:07:33,766 --> 00:07:37,864 I already began taking down the cameras and I will finish taking down the rest of them today. 66 00:07:38,653 --> 00:07:40,570 I'm gonna go tell Shane now what I've done, 67 00:07:40,631 --> 00:07:41,643 - and you guys can talk... - No. 68 00:07:41,688 --> 00:07:43,932 you don't ever have to speak to me again, I'm gonna pack my shit - 69 00:07:44,018 --> 00:07:45,194 - I said no. - and I'll move out. 70 00:07:45,741 --> 00:07:47,181 You're not gonna talk to Carmen. 71 00:07:47,887 --> 00:07:49,453 And you're not gonna talk to Shane. 72 00:07:51,108 --> 00:07:54,128 You're not gonna wreck their vacation and fuck with their lives anymore. 73 00:07:55,548 --> 00:07:56,855 I'm gonna decide... 74 00:07:57,744 --> 00:08:00,048 when you can take those rapey cameras down. 75 00:08:04,026 --> 00:08:05,559 Now get the fuck out of my room. 76 00:08:19,562 --> 00:08:19,898 There you go. 77 00:08:19,956 --> 00:08:20,297 Thank you. 78 00:08:26,612 --> 00:08:28,692 And what would you like today? 79 00:08:29,285 --> 00:08:32,627 I'll have an organic salad and a Cafe Americano? 80 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:33,979 Okay. 81 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:38,814 And what would you like? 82 00:08:39,534 --> 00:08:39,912 Uh - 83 00:08:40,058 --> 00:08:44,838 I'd like to know if the lady will join me for a lunch. 84 00:08:46,171 --> 00:08:47,698 Benjamin, I'm really busy. 85 00:08:49,768 --> 00:08:50,573 And what would you like? 86 00:08:50,939 --> 00:08:55,458 Then dinner, followed by breakfast in bed. 87 00:09:04,734 --> 00:09:09,632 You're listening to K-C-R-W. This is Alice Pieszecki, of The Chart. 88 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:16,188 Uh. Today, my special guest on the chart is my girlfriend, Dana Fairbanks. 89 00:09:16,509 --> 00:09:17,323 - Now, Dana... - Hi! 90 00:09:17,939 --> 00:09:18,158 Mkay. 91 00:09:18,574 --> 00:09:21,956 Uh - who is responsible for today's piece of inner-connectedness. 92 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:27,256 Dana got invited to speak on the lifestyles leadership panel on an Olivia Cruise for women. 93 00:09:27,543 --> 00:09:28,800 - Wha... - For gay women, actually! 94 00:09:28,941 --> 00:09:29,267 Okay 95 00:09:29,549 --> 00:09:32,549 It's called "Lesbians Dynamics, Love, and Friendship". 96 00:09:32,771 --> 00:09:36,612 - Now - And it's gonna me and Phoebe Sparkle and probably 97 00:09:36,771 --> 00:09:39,259 Uh, sorry. Dana, um, I'm not really ready to go there yet. 98 00:09:40,020 --> 00:09:42,571 So she's taking me, and also our friends - 99 00:09:42,668 --> 00:09:44,729 Jenny, Shane, and Carmen. 100 00:09:45,161 --> 00:09:45,490 N ow. 101 00:09:45,664 --> 00:09:49,875 Just to digress for a minute into lesbian linkage 101, 102 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:51,887 originally Shane and Carmen hooked up. 103 00:09:52,337 --> 00:09:56,203 But now, Carmen is seeing Jenny, who's totally coming out of the closet. 104 00:09:56,557 --> 00:09:57,801 - Whe - You can't tell them that, Alice! 105 00:09:58,194 --> 00:09:59,060 Um, anyway. 106 00:09:59,438 --> 00:10:01,323 Back to the big web of connectivity. 107 00:10:03,013 --> 00:10:08,605 One of my major idols, Phoebe Sparkle, a briliant writer and acclaimed sexpert and - 108 00:10:08,767 --> 00:10:09,784 And she's a very nice - 109 00:10:10,154 --> 00:10:14,020 What she, uh, is going to be doing is speaking on the panel with Dana. 110 00:10:17,211 --> 00:10:17,773 Hi mom. 111 00:10:19,005 --> 00:10:25,115 As you can see, I have all our family pictures here and I'm video taping this 112 00:10:25,197 --> 00:10:29,620 because I have a couple of questions for you about zayda. 113 00:10:30,383 --> 00:10:38,235 I would like to know if Zaydeh lost his mind when he began to transcribe the Torah by hand, 114 00:10:39,051 --> 00:10:42,449 or did that cause him to lose his mind. 115 00:10:44,128 --> 00:10:46,735 Do you remember the day they took him away? 116 00:10:48,454 --> 00:10:52,645 And then I wanted to ask you questions about Grandma. 117 00:10:52,780 --> 00:10:53,950 Or Grandma, if you're watching this, 118 00:10:55,179 --> 00:11:00,428 I wanted to ask you questions about your experience in Auschwitz. I wanted to know 119 00:11:01,379 --> 00:11:02,924 if when you arrived in Auschwitz, 120 00:11:03,021 --> 00:11:04,973 did they separate you from your daughter? 121 00:11:06,758 --> 00:11:10,907 And I wanted to know if you remember the name of the Unterscharfuhrer 122 00:11:11,992 --> 00:11:14,864 who took your arm and branded you with that tattoo. 123 00:11:16,591 --> 00:11:18,475 Do you remember his eyes... 124 00:11:21,054 --> 00:11:23,509 do you remember if he used a steel plate 125 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,456 or did he use a needle... 126 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:30,809 I'm - I'm really sorry to interrupt. 127 00:11:30,876 --> 00:11:33,111 I just... wanted to say hello to you, 128 00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:35,561 but you know what, I can come back at another time if, um - 129 00:11:35,953 --> 00:11:36,800 No, it's okay. 130 00:11:37,395 --> 00:11:37,992 Are you sure? 131 00:11:38,172 --> 00:11:38,608 Yeah. 132 00:11:38,728 --> 00:11:41,866 I'm just working on a project about my family. 133 00:11:42,248 --> 00:11:43,000 Wow. 134 00:11:43,675 --> 00:11:44,602 This is my family. 135 00:11:44,856 --> 00:11:45,829 Oh, my goodness. 136 00:11:46,066 --> 00:11:47,890 And I'm making a tape for my mom. 137 00:11:48,163 --> 00:11:49,493 Say hi to my friend Carmen. 138 00:11:51,443 --> 00:11:54,284 Oh, um, hello Mrs. Schecter. 139 00:11:55,562 --> 00:11:57,342 And that is my mom. 140 00:11:58,531 --> 00:11:59,675 She's beautiful. 141 00:12:03,561 --> 00:12:05,634 Um, have you packed? 142 00:12:06,245 --> 00:12:06,607 No. 143 00:12:06,796 --> 00:12:08,796 Do you want me to help you start or something? 144 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:10,070 No. I totally forgot. 145 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:13,500 I've just been so engrossed in this project. 146 00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:18,340 And I'm really into it, so I've decided I'm not gonna go on the trip. 147 00:12:18,689 --> 00:12:20,342 I want you to go away with Shane. 148 00:12:21,150 --> 00:12:22,699 - What? - Yep. 149 00:12:23,688 --> 00:12:27,366 - With Shane. Wha... - Because I think you guys will have a blast together. 150 00:12:28,098 --> 00:12:29,667 Jenny, absolutely not. 151 00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:31,489 You are not going to pull out of this. 152 00:12:32,288 --> 00:12:33,789 - You know... - No excuses. No. 153 00:12:33,871 --> 00:12:35,294 - You're coming. - This is not an excuse. 154 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:36,963 When Burr Connor fired me, he just - 155 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:39,530 the best thing that came out of that experience was, he was like, 156 00:12:39,879 --> 00:12:41,872 you gotta tell the truth about your life, 157 00:12:42,115 --> 00:12:43,721 and you have to be truthful about your work, 158 00:12:43,891 --> 00:12:46,292 and that's all I wanna do is just tell the fucking truth and I - 159 00:12:46,411 --> 00:12:49,297 Alright, alright, alright, okay, okay, fine, fine, well here's a truth: 160 00:12:49,482 --> 00:12:50,920 I would like to go with my girlfriend. 161 00:12:51,105 --> 00:12:53,615 - So, you know - Who's that? 162 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:57,807 It's you. 163 00:12:59,054 --> 00:13:00,648 Please just tell me the truth. 164 00:13:03,514 --> 00:13:06,960 Yes, do you think we could pull these straps up a little? 165 00:13:07,136 --> 00:13:07,565 Because... 166 00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:11,379 ...this is what I want to see. 167 00:13:12,368 --> 00:13:13,211 No problem at all. 168 00:13:13,882 --> 00:13:14,384 Good. 169 00:13:14,814 --> 00:13:15,383 We'll take it. 170 00:13:16,953 --> 00:13:18,987 Can you excuse us for a minute, please? 171 00:13:19,562 --> 00:13:20,901 - Of course. - Thanks. 172 00:13:22,567 --> 00:13:24,408 This is a $5,000 dress. 173 00:13:24,616 --> 00:13:25,250 And? 174 00:13:25,482 --> 00:13:27,751 They're giving me an award for community service. 175 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:32,437 I don't want to show up in some sort of extravagant, over-the-top gown. 176 00:13:33,269 --> 00:13:35,544 That money could be used in so many other ways. 177 00:13:39,104 --> 00:13:40,336 Tina, please... 178 00:13:41,263 --> 00:13:45,379 don't tell me what I can and cannot spend my own money on. 179 00:13:46,574 --> 00:13:50,599 Do you know how much money I personally give away every year? 180 00:13:51,781 --> 00:13:55,047 How many charities the Peabody Foundation sponsors? 181 00:13:55,713 --> 00:14:02,435 I mean... it would give me utmost pleasure to buy you this dress, so... 182 00:14:03,730 --> 00:14:07,315 please. Be gracious enough to let me? 183 00:14:15,070 --> 00:14:15,714 We'll take it. 184 00:14:18,111 --> 00:14:20,127 Did I mention I invited Bette? 185 00:14:21,521 --> 00:14:22,021 What? 186 00:14:24,513 --> 00:14:26,143 Hey, Shane. C'mere. 187 00:14:27,705 --> 00:14:28,158 Hi. 188 00:14:28,757 --> 00:14:30,416 Okay, um, I have something to tell you. 189 00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:32,635 This one right here, she doesn't wanna go. 190 00:14:33,326 --> 00:14:33,582 What? 191 00:14:34,522 --> 00:14:35,149 Not going. 192 00:14:35,843 --> 00:14:36,869 You're going on that cruise. 193 00:14:36,965 --> 00:14:38,142 I'm not going. 194 00:14:38,748 --> 00:14:39,590 - Yes you are. - No I'm not. 195 00:14:40,541 --> 00:14:41,079 I don't want to. 196 00:14:41,591 --> 00:14:42,150 You know why? 197 00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:45,072 I'm actually working on something that's important to me 198 00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:48,438 and I just don't wanna fuck around anymore and I wanna be serious about my work. 199 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:52,661 Okay. If you're not going, I'm not going. 200 00:14:52,941 --> 00:14:53,966 - What! - Uh! 201 00:14:54,039 --> 00:14:55,380 Wait a minute! No, come back! 202 00:14:55,463 --> 00:14:56,060 Come back here! 203 00:14:56,323 --> 00:14:59,896 If you don't go, and you don't go, then I'm not gonna go, and I wanted to go! 204 00:15:00,172 --> 00:15:03,926 And - and - and - I guess Dana and Alice are gonna have to be pissed because no one's gonna go! 205 00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:04,411 Oh, my god! 206 00:15:04,789 --> 00:15:05,679 I'm not gonna go! 207 00:15:07,215 --> 00:15:08,845 I'm gonna go! I'm gonna go! 208 00:15:10,863 --> 00:15:13,278 We're gonna be a fucking threesome, man! 209 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:17,780 I don't know. 210 00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:20,519 But we're both still taking ginger, alright? 211 00:15:21,227 --> 00:15:21,992 Oh, and just in case? 212 00:15:22,364 --> 00:15:23,812 I've got these two things for seasickness. 213 00:15:24,196 --> 00:15:25,271 You're not gonna get seasick. 214 00:15:26,194 --> 00:15:32,022 There's no reason for both of us to take things like toothpaste, or... razors, or... 215 00:15:32,373 --> 00:15:35,659 ...Q-Tips... or hand sanitizer. Al? 216 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:36,646 Hm? 217 00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:38,970 What's wrong? 218 00:15:41,055 --> 00:15:41,750 Nothing. 219 00:15:43,758 --> 00:15:44,648 Yes there is. 220 00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:49,405 Okay, let's just work this out before we get on the giant boat that sinks with you mad at me. 221 00:15:51,604 --> 00:15:52,614 Alice? 222 00:15:55,468 --> 00:15:57,935 Look, I am a wreck about this cruise and you're not helping. 223 00:15:58,615 --> 00:16:00,602 How would you feel, Dana, if I - 224 00:16:00,725 --> 00:16:07,102 if I came down and I just interrupted one of your matches, or - or... corrected one of your shots? 225 00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:11,392 Okay. 226 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,228 Is this about me talking on your show? 227 00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:14,986 You weren't talking, you were interrupting me, 228 00:16:15,096 --> 00:16:19,496 and you don't even respect the fact that it was my gig! And I feel like I'm always there for you. 229 00:16:30,193 --> 00:16:31,477 I'm really sorry. 230 00:16:46,417 --> 00:16:47,466 I'm such an ass. 231 00:16:48,362 --> 00:16:48,825 It's alright. 232 00:16:49,104 --> 00:16:50,604 Sorry. I just hate these cruises. 233 00:16:51,990 --> 00:16:54,100 I just get really seasick and scared, you know? 234 00:16:56,639 --> 00:16:57,715 You don't have to be that scared. 235 00:16:57,739 --> 00:16:59,569 I'm gonna be there to take care of you, baby. 236 00:17:03,217 --> 00:17:03,838 Look at it this way: 237 00:17:03,912 --> 00:17:05,280 No one ever got sick on The Love Boat. 238 00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:07,415 Actually, that's not true. 239 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:09,446 Corey Parker. 240 00:17:10,034 --> 00:17:11,992 HE played the ship's doctor, he was horribly seasick. 241 00:17:12,346 --> 00:17:14,487 No, no, no, the ship's doctor was Bernie Koppell. 242 00:17:14,684 --> 00:17:15,523 Doctor Adam Bricker. 243 00:17:16,245 --> 00:17:20,205 Right. And then Corey Parker played Doctor John Morgan, um, his replacement. 244 00:17:21,678 --> 00:17:23,076 It was the sequel: Love Boat: The Next Wave. 245 00:17:23,461 --> 00:17:24,731 Well, yeah, but that doesn't count, 246 00:17:24,859 --> 00:17:28,457 it doesn't have Gopher and Isaac Washington and, 247 00:17:28,737 --> 00:17:29,987 you know, Captain Merrill Stubing. 248 00:17:30,169 --> 00:17:31,426 That's not The Love Boat. 249 00:17:31,541 --> 00:17:32,309 And don't forget Julie. 250 00:17:32,605 --> 00:17:32,969 Right. 251 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:33,664 Hel-lo. 252 00:17:34,578 --> 00:17:35,206 Really? 253 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:39,839 - Hey. - Hey. 254 00:17:40,707 --> 00:17:41,966 Hmph. You scared me. 255 00:17:43,349 --> 00:17:44,628 How's the packing coming along? 256 00:17:49,077 --> 00:17:49,858 What's up with you? 257 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:53,788 You're liable to hear shit about me while you're gone, 258 00:17:53,975 --> 00:17:55,951 and since I won't be there to defend myself, 259 00:17:56,066 --> 00:17:56,601 I just... 260 00:17:58,646 --> 00:18:00,326 I don't want you to think I'm a total asshole. 261 00:18:02,501 --> 00:18:03,077 What'd you do? 262 00:18:03,799 --> 00:18:05,773 Can't tell you. I'm sorry. 263 00:18:06,527 --> 00:18:08,439 I promise you you'll find out eventually, though. 264 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,968 You're being really intense and cryptic right now. 265 00:18:16,382 --> 00:18:17,912 Yeah, well, it's my style - 266 00:18:18,022 --> 00:18:19,365 really intense and cryptic. 267 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,245 It's how I get all the ladies. 268 00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:24,398 Yeah. 269 00:18:28,812 --> 00:18:29,398 Shane... 270 00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:33,503 I just want you to know that... 271 00:18:35,851 --> 00:18:36,866 that I'm your friend. 272 00:18:40,741 --> 00:18:41,750 I'm your friend, too. 273 00:18:47,990 --> 00:18:50,038 Do you think that Captain Stubing got more women, or the doctor? 274 00:18:50,636 --> 00:18:51,977 No, the doctor did not get more women - 275 00:18:52,228 --> 00:18:53,208 He gets so many! 276 00:18:53,381 --> 00:18:56,611 Captain Stubing and Julie were not having an affair. 277 00:18:56,812 --> 00:18:58,343 Okay? Did you ever watch the show? 278 00:18:58,416 --> 00:18:59,696 Captain Stubing was married! 279 00:19:00,215 --> 00:19:00,618 Right. 280 00:19:00,786 --> 00:19:02,696 But supposedly somebody was a big homo. 281 00:19:03,344 --> 00:19:03,879 What?! 282 00:19:05,027 --> 00:19:05,581 Who cares! 283 00:19:06,317 --> 00:19:09,390 Why do we say it like being a homo is, like, some dirty secret? 284 00:19:09,605 --> 00:19:10,612 Thank you, exactly. 285 00:19:11,677 --> 00:19:12,287 Thank you. 286 00:19:12,638 --> 00:19:13,128 Thank you. 287 00:19:13,525 --> 00:19:15,361 You guys, this is fantastic, we're all carrying-on. 288 00:19:15,527 --> 00:19:16,479 What? No, no! No. 289 00:19:17,335 --> 00:19:19,579 I'm checking! I'm checking. 290 00:19:28,705 --> 00:19:30,002 I don't know why you're being like this, 291 00:19:30,185 --> 00:19:31,806 your bag will totally fit in the overhead compartment. 292 00:19:32,232 --> 00:19:32,750 No, it's too heavy. 293 00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:33,560 No, it's not. 294 00:19:33,649 --> 00:19:34,899 Do you want me to take it, 'cause I'll switch with you. 295 00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:35,712 No! I don't! Just... 296 00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,250 Look, I just don't wanna put it through security, okay? 297 00:19:40,521 --> 00:19:40,924 Why? 298 00:19:41,111 --> 00:19:41,830 I don't - I just don't! 299 00:19:42,563 --> 00:19:44,979 Okay, fine, you're gonna hold everyone else up, because no one else is checking anything. 300 00:19:45,089 --> 00:19:48,442 Alice! Al! Al! 301 00:19:49,353 --> 00:19:51,483 Goddammit! Alice... 302 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:03,332 Daddy! 303 00:20:09,928 --> 00:20:11,434 What a nice surprise! 304 00:20:13,194 --> 00:20:14,145 How are you? 305 00:20:14,584 --> 00:20:15,986 I'm very well. And you? 306 00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:16,725 I'm good. 307 00:20:16,990 --> 00:20:18,077 I'm so happy you're here! 308 00:20:18,244 --> 00:20:18,601 Oh! 309 00:20:18,831 --> 00:20:23,107 I'm gonna take you to the office where we're gonna see an amazing painting... 310 00:20:23,705 --> 00:20:27,896 ...that I have on load from the Getty, and then we're gonna have lunch with an incredible artist. 311 00:20:29,609 --> 00:20:30,521 Do you remember Allyn Barnes? 312 00:20:31,488 --> 00:20:32,666 Is he the painter? 313 00:20:33,161 --> 00:20:37,751 No, it's not her painting, the painting is 14th century, by Dosso Dossi. 314 00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,973 No, Allyn Barnes was my teacher at Yale. 315 00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:43,967 She's probably one of our most important living artists. 316 00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:45,145 Never heard of her. 317 00:20:58,695 --> 00:21:00,629 She's the reason I wanted to go into the arts. 318 00:21:01,082 --> 00:21:02,958 I thought that was your mother's influence. 319 00:21:03,964 --> 00:21:04,431 Ah. 320 00:21:05,456 --> 00:21:07,955 She was a... great artist. 321 00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:11,567 Ah. You remember her water colors, don't you? 322 00:21:12,652 --> 00:21:13,408 Of course I do, daddy. 323 00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:15,034 I have all of them. 324 00:21:31,746 --> 00:21:32,710 Step through please, ma'am. 325 00:21:33,188 --> 00:21:33,395 C'mon. 326 00:21:34,565 --> 00:21:35,193 Hold it there. 327 00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:36,657 Okay, go over to the side, please. 328 00:21:38,041 --> 00:21:38,589 Thank you. 329 00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:40,907 Dana, nobody cares about medication. 330 00:21:42,899 --> 00:21:43,875 Alright, go ahead. 331 00:21:44,507 --> 00:21:45,093 Put your arms up. 332 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:45,719 Thank you. 333 00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:47,485 Come back! 334 00:21:50,194 --> 00:21:51,279 - This is all your fault. - What? 335 00:21:53,544 --> 00:21:54,751 Faye. Come here. 336 00:21:58,945 --> 00:22:00,640 I think we got something here. 337 00:22:05,746 --> 00:22:07,660 What is it? Some kind of a weapon? 338 00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:11,102 Ladies? Step over here, please? 339 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:24,537 What... the... hell... is... 340 00:22:27,397 --> 00:22:28,741 Oh no! 341 00:22:29,178 --> 00:22:30,071 Just - it - 342 00:22:31,698 --> 00:22:32,214 'K? 343 00:22:33,017 --> 00:22:33,920 I like the sound of that. 344 00:22:34,156 --> 00:22:34,571 Great. 345 00:22:42,002 --> 00:22:42,914 Yeah. Nipple clamps. 346 00:22:44,832 --> 00:22:45,869 When did you get those? 347 00:22:47,328 --> 00:22:47,998 Baby! 348 00:22:49,748 --> 00:22:51,455 You can't take these on the plane, ladies. 349 00:22:51,634 --> 00:22:52,693 You know better than that. 350 00:22:56,379 --> 00:22:57,074 Thank you, ma'am. 351 00:22:57,550 --> 00:22:59,062 You can go ahead and pack this back up. 352 00:22:59,501 --> 00:22:59,875 Great. 353 00:23:05,435 --> 00:23:06,288 Have fun. 354 00:23:06,684 --> 00:23:07,440 Yeah! Good, thanks! 355 00:23:08,697 --> 00:23:11,039 Melvin, you seem to be missing the point of the painting. 356 00:23:11,330 --> 00:23:13,263 It's about the fleetingness of fortune. 357 00:23:13,966 --> 00:23:15,117 I just see it differently. 358 00:23:16,347 --> 00:23:19,047 You don't think that the man in the painting is enjoying his life? 359 00:23:19,552 --> 00:23:21,070 I don't. Of course I don't. 360 00:23:22,176 --> 00:23:23,271 He looks miserable. 361 00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:25,759 Spiritually void. 362 00:23:26,881 --> 00:23:30,630 The only true abundance is harmony with God. 363 00:23:31,470 --> 00:23:34,879 Ah, so faith assures prosperity, is that what you're saying? 364 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,012 Figuratively speaking, yes. 365 00:23:38,507 --> 00:23:39,033 There it is. 366 00:23:39,122 --> 00:23:41,696 The dangling carrot of the Ashcrofts and the Bushies. 367 00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:42,979 I beg your pardon. 368 00:23:43,553 --> 00:23:47,363 I have nothing in common with the Ashcrofts or the Bushies. 369 00:23:47,839 --> 00:23:53,127 It's mercenary Christianity, keeping us mortals in thrall through a combination of fear and payola. 370 00:23:53,572 --> 00:23:56,089 It makes me want to go back into a cave and never come out again. 371 00:23:56,731 --> 00:23:58,729 That would be your prerogative, madame. 372 00:24:07,781 --> 00:24:08,575 Daddy? 373 00:24:17,348 --> 00:24:17,865 Daddy? 374 00:24:19,687 --> 00:24:20,480 Where are you going? 375 00:24:22,694 --> 00:24:23,395 Here, come on. 376 00:24:24,908 --> 00:24:25,900 Are you okay? 377 00:24:26,582 --> 00:24:27,095 Yeah. 378 00:24:28,484 --> 00:24:29,423 We're right here. 379 00:24:49,851 --> 00:24:50,759 Actually, I... 380 00:24:51,616 --> 00:24:54,213 I liked the painting very much. 381 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,091 Oh, good. I'm glad. 382 00:24:57,754 --> 00:24:59,650 She just wanted to make me feel ignorant. 383 00:25:01,368 --> 00:25:02,481 Your mother and I... 384 00:25:03,759 --> 00:25:06,720 We had some heavy arguments. 385 00:25:07,677 --> 00:25:09,765 Ah. Smartest woman I ever met. 386 00:25:11,151 --> 00:25:12,778 But she was never condescending. 387 00:25:16,514 --> 00:25:17,184 Daddy... 388 00:25:18,867 --> 00:25:19,428 if you 389 00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:22,879 loved her so much, then why did you let her leave? 390 00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:26,416 Why didn't you... try to salvage the marriage? 391 00:25:29,387 --> 00:25:30,556 You wouldn't understand. 392 00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:32,263 Give me a chance. 393 00:25:34,340 --> 00:25:44,135 You would've had to have experienced that bond of marriage to appreciate how much I hurt your mother. 394 00:25:46,931 --> 00:25:49,171 I think I might be able to understand that, daddy. 395 00:26:00,066 --> 00:26:04,761 I made a reservation for us at 8:00 at a restaurant called Angelina Osteria. 396 00:26:04,803 --> 00:26:05,552 They have really great - 397 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,645 I'd prefer to eat at the hotel restaurant tonight. 398 00:26:08,030 --> 00:26:09,110 That is, if you don't mind. 399 00:26:10,505 --> 00:26:12,088 Okay. Whatever you want. 400 00:26:12,723 --> 00:26:15,130 And how about seeing if Katie could join us? 401 00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:19,975 You want Kit to come to dinner with us? 402 00:26:20,643 --> 00:26:22,839 Yeah. I'd like to see her. 403 00:26:25,081 --> 00:26:26,700 Well, her boyfriend's in town. 404 00:26:26,749 --> 00:26:28,281 He's only here for a couple of days, so... 405 00:26:28,676 --> 00:26:30,942 Well, she should bring him too. 406 00:26:33,623 --> 00:26:34,239 I'll call her. 407 00:26:39,481 --> 00:26:42,054 You know, daddy, I'm struck by the fact 408 00:26:42,194 --> 00:26:44,652 that you just invited Kit's boyfriend to come to dinner with us, 409 00:26:44,957 --> 00:26:46,384 and she's only been seeing him a short while, 410 00:26:46,408 --> 00:26:48,664 but you have not yet said a word about Tina. 411 00:26:49,236 --> 00:26:51,076 Well, of course you're welcome to bring her too, 412 00:26:51,173 --> 00:26:52,039 if that's what you wish. 413 00:26:54,057 --> 00:26:54,633 We've split up. 414 00:26:55,208 --> 00:26:56,613 Oh. Well, then... 415 00:26:57,568 --> 00:26:59,287 I don't know what I'm supposed to say. 416 00:27:01,908 --> 00:27:02,282 Nothing. 417 00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:04,724 You're not supposed to say anything. 418 00:27:15,422 --> 00:27:16,101 Can you believe this? 419 00:27:16,350 --> 00:27:17,487 We're actually on a cruise. 420 00:27:18,350 --> 00:27:19,481 Jenny! It's going to be fun! 421 00:27:20,165 --> 00:27:20,547 I've got my little - 422 00:27:20,814 --> 00:27:21,245 Aaagh! 423 00:27:22,072 --> 00:27:22,892 It's Phoebe Sparkle... 424 00:27:26,074 --> 00:27:27,866 Wait, I want to watch and see if she makes that girl come. 425 00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:29,163 Can she do that? 426 00:27:29,573 --> 00:27:30,208 I'm kidding, Dana. 427 00:27:32,297 --> 00:27:33,370 Oh, my God. 428 00:27:45,711 --> 00:27:47,070 Ladies, welcome to OWLs. 429 00:27:47,204 --> 00:27:48,682 It stands for "older, wiser lesbians. " 430 00:27:49,381 --> 00:27:52,476 We talk about how spirituality and sexuality are combined, 431 00:27:53,572 --> 00:27:58,757 and our definition of "orgasm" is that it is the kiss of God that brings ecstasy to consciousness... 432 00:28:04,559 --> 00:28:06,321 Dana! Dana Fairbanks! 433 00:28:06,655 --> 00:28:08,163 Oh, over here, over here, let me have your autograph. 434 00:28:08,470 --> 00:28:08,772 Alright. 435 00:28:17,048 --> 00:28:18,934 Hi. How are you? I'm Alice. 436 00:28:19,056 --> 00:28:19,883 Nice to meet you. 437 00:28:19,951 --> 00:28:20,861 - Nice to meet you. - Can I ask you a question? 438 00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:21,666 Yeah, sure. 439 00:28:25,448 --> 00:28:26,222 Yeah, sure. 440 00:28:27,387 --> 00:28:27,924 Yeah? We'll talk? 441 00:28:28,148 --> 00:28:30,696 - Yeah, sure. - Okay. Excellent. 442 00:28:34,185 --> 00:28:35,265 Oh. God. 443 00:28:37,398 --> 00:28:38,769 I thought we were supposed to have a suite. 444 00:28:40,184 --> 00:28:41,093 Well, I have an idea. 445 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:46,192 Why don't we all sleep together, and Carmen, you can sleep in the middle? 446 00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:50,725 I'm going to go explore. 447 00:28:56,297 --> 00:28:57,496 Even for Jenny, she's acting weird. 448 00:29:02,122 --> 00:29:02,674 Fuck! 449 00:29:03,930 --> 00:29:06,613 Oh, my god. This is sweet! 450 00:29:07,731 --> 00:29:08,042 Aww... 451 00:29:10,295 --> 00:29:12,602 "Welcome aboard, Dana Fairbanks and friends. 452 00:29:12,783 --> 00:29:14,040 We hope you enjoy your time with us. 453 00:29:14,228 --> 00:29:18,634 From Olivia Cruise. "P.S., Thank you, Alice, for talking up our cruise on your show. " 454 00:29:18,966 --> 00:29:19,455 That was nice! 455 00:29:19,669 --> 00:29:20,317 Yeah, I made it up. 456 00:29:23,619 --> 00:29:24,444 Yes, the woman in the back. 457 00:29:25,125 --> 00:29:28,097 Miss Sparkle, do you think it's possible to be a committed relationship 458 00:29:28,466 --> 00:29:33,032 and still carry on a, uh... polyamorous lifestyle? 459 00:29:33,887 --> 00:29:34,768 It's certainly possible. 460 00:29:35,631 --> 00:29:39,109 The most important thing is to know that jealousy will rear its head. 461 00:29:39,985 --> 00:29:43,854 You have to agree with your primary loved one to be honest about your feelings, 462 00:29:44,338 --> 00:29:45,462 and you have to make rules. 463 00:29:48,357 --> 00:29:49,018 Woman in yellow? 464 00:29:50,219 --> 00:29:52,373 Dana Fairbanks... will you marry me? 465 00:30:01,620 --> 00:30:03,129 Sure... No, I'm sorry. 466 00:30:04,494 --> 00:30:13,098 Uh, thank you, actually, very much, but I'm in one of those, um... committed relationships, and we're not poly... 467 00:30:13,995 --> 00:30:15,567 amorphic, or whatever it is. 468 00:30:17,567 --> 00:30:18,775 Well, that also works, 469 00:30:18,979 --> 00:30:23,037 but I'm guessing that Dana and her partner know how to spice things up. 470 00:30:27,005 --> 00:30:28,545 All right, we have time for one more question. 471 00:30:29,192 --> 00:30:29,682 Right there. 472 00:30:30,148 --> 00:30:33,780 Miss Sparkle, what is your advice on three-ways? 473 00:30:34,579 --> 00:30:35,081 Yay! 474 00:30:40,078 --> 00:30:41,991 Well, I think they're great. 475 00:30:42,214 --> 00:30:44,891 I'm a big, big fan of group sex. 476 00:30:45,098 --> 00:30:49,559 The only thing is that all parties have to be signed on for the same agenda. 477 00:30:50,701 --> 00:30:52,286 So that's the end of our panel for today. 478 00:30:52,512 --> 00:30:53,774 I want to thank you all for being here. 479 00:30:54,157 --> 00:30:55,146 It's been a pleasure. 480 00:30:59,286 --> 00:31:01,110 You should really see Disney Hall, daddy. 481 00:31:02,910 --> 00:31:05,305 Okay, but not too early. 482 00:31:05,792 --> 00:31:07,550 Since when did you become a sleepyhead? 483 00:31:09,017 --> 00:31:10,989 I do have to get back by 5:00 to get dressed. 484 00:31:11,130 --> 00:31:11,904 Tina's being honored. 485 00:31:17,770 --> 00:31:19,549 Don't you want to know why Tina's being honored? 486 00:31:21,329 --> 00:31:23,915 Yes, certainly, if you want to tell me. 487 00:31:28,514 --> 00:31:28,849 Katie... 488 00:31:30,275 --> 00:31:31,144 Daddy... 489 00:31:35,338 --> 00:31:38,773 Daddy, I'd like for you to meet my friend Benjamin Bradshaw. 490 00:31:42,020 --> 00:31:42,625 Mr. Bradshaw. 491 00:31:43,011 --> 00:31:43,758 Nice to meet you, sir. 492 00:31:49,037 --> 00:31:49,650 Thank you. 493 00:31:50,368 --> 00:31:50,847 Hey, baby sis. 494 00:31:51,212 --> 00:31:51,649 Kit. 495 00:31:54,892 --> 00:32:00,677 Now... how did you conceive it, this, uh... 496 00:32:02,271 --> 00:32:03,911 "Theory of Everything"? 497 00:32:04,180 --> 00:32:06,985 Are you familiar with quantum physics? 498 00:32:07,638 --> 00:32:10,529 Mm. Oh, then it is the Unified Field Theory. 499 00:32:10,797 --> 00:32:12,504 The unified what theory? 500 00:32:12,947 --> 00:32:16,174 Simply, Einstein's... attempt to... 501 00:32:17,235 --> 00:32:19,209 explain the mind of God. 502 00:32:20,091 --> 00:32:22,396 Well, that's a marvelous way of looking at it. 503 00:32:23,341 --> 00:32:28,271 It includes everything, from Creation to supernovas, to atoms... 504 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:32,369 Even DNA. Our hearts. Our minds. 505 00:32:33,215 --> 00:32:34,219 It's really been working for me. 506 00:32:35,102 --> 00:32:36,235 Did you tell your father about your business? 507 00:32:38,722 --> 00:32:40,333 Business? What business? 508 00:32:41,579 --> 00:32:43,326 Well, daddy, it's a cafe. 509 00:32:44,124 --> 00:32:46,557 I bought it from a friend of Bette's - 510 00:32:46,899 --> 00:32:48,102 It's not just a cafe. 511 00:32:48,187 --> 00:32:50,007 Kit has turned it into this swanky nightclub. 512 00:32:56,018 --> 00:32:56,865 Excuse me. 513 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,206 I'll be right back. 514 00:34:27,583 --> 00:34:30,842 She has a stage up there, and then if you take the tables away... 515 00:34:30,980 --> 00:34:31,768 Hey, you two! 516 00:34:32,184 --> 00:34:33,026 - Hi! - Hi! 517 00:34:36,224 --> 00:34:37,530 And where is Benjamin this morning? 518 00:34:38,427 --> 00:34:39,720 Um, well, he's at the hotel. 519 00:34:40,201 --> 00:34:43,503 He decided that we might like a little family time together. 520 00:34:45,470 --> 00:34:46,067 Daddy, have a seat. 521 00:34:47,691 --> 00:34:49,432 And how about you, baby sis? 522 00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:51,106 I didn't sleep very well. 523 00:34:51,580 --> 00:34:51,906 I need an espresso. 524 00:34:55,041 --> 00:34:55,681 He's staying at a hotel? 525 00:34:56,471 --> 00:34:57,085 He doesn't live here? 526 00:34:58,175 --> 00:35:01,736 Um... no, dad, he lives in Portland, Oregon. 527 00:35:02,541 --> 00:35:03,401 Portland, Oregon? 528 00:35:04,897 --> 00:35:06,047 What's in Portland, Oregon? 529 00:35:08,574 --> 00:35:12,220 Um... well... he, um... 530 00:35:12,933 --> 00:35:14,835 He - he - it's probably what he needs. 531 00:35:14,981 --> 00:35:18,759 I mean, really, when he's working, there are all these people clamoring after him, 532 00:35:19,112 --> 00:35:20,866 and he probably just needs to get away. 533 00:35:21,377 --> 00:35:22,412 Makes perfect sense. 534 00:35:23,662 --> 00:35:24,839 Have you been to Portland? 535 00:35:24,874 --> 00:35:27,327 Uh, no, not yet. 536 00:35:28,102 --> 00:35:28,798 I really need that espresso. 537 00:35:29,187 --> 00:35:29,698 Do you mind? 538 00:35:30,222 --> 00:35:32,027 Yeah, yeah. Espresso. 539 00:35:32,539 --> 00:35:33,198 Right. 540 00:35:37,217 --> 00:35:38,756 You can't tell him Benjamin's married. 541 00:35:39,072 --> 00:35:39,963 He's so happy now. 542 00:35:41,843 --> 00:35:43,524 I hate lying to him. 543 00:35:43,821 --> 00:35:46,624 Kit, you know, this is the first time in 14 years you've spent time with daddy. 544 00:35:46,918 --> 00:35:47,773 Doesn't it feel good? 545 00:35:48,674 --> 00:35:50,549 Yeah, it feels real good. 546 00:35:51,270 --> 00:35:53,269 Then why don't you just enjoy it for a while, and let him enjoy it? 547 00:35:59,417 --> 00:36:00,881 Here you go, daddy. 548 00:36:03,043 --> 00:36:07,316 It's so... so small, I can... hardly pick it up. 549 00:36:14,678 --> 00:36:18,374 Ahh. Katie, why don't we have dinner here tonight, hm? 550 00:36:19,644 --> 00:36:20,549 Yeah! 551 00:36:23,198 --> 00:36:25,711 I, uh... would like to try out your chef, 552 00:36:26,551 --> 00:36:31,000 and your sister here has a prior engagement with Ms. Kennard. 553 00:36:33,507 --> 00:36:34,931 Daddy, do you think you could call her Tina? 554 00:36:36,089 --> 00:36:37,275 That's her name. Tina. 555 00:36:37,663 --> 00:36:39,921 For the millionth time, her name is Tina. 556 00:36:39,994 --> 00:36:41,177 How long have you known her? 557 00:36:42,177 --> 00:36:43,430 Very well. Tina. 558 00:36:46,936 --> 00:36:48,521 Uh... Will Benjamin be able to join us? 559 00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:50,961 You know, I'm just going to leave you two to plan your evening. 560 00:36:52,078 --> 00:36:52,834 Bette... 561 00:36:53,678 --> 00:36:54,185 What's wrong? 562 00:36:54,785 --> 00:36:57,322 You have no regard for what I'm going through, daddy. 563 00:36:58,463 --> 00:36:59,049 None. 564 00:36:59,547 --> 00:37:02,681 And until you can acknowledge that my relationship of eight years 565 00:37:02,864 --> 00:37:05,271 was every bit as meaningful as your marriage to my mother... 566 00:37:05,578 --> 00:37:09,448 ...until you can see that my heart is broken because I failed the woman I love, 567 00:37:09,509 --> 00:37:11,155 perhaps in the same way that you failed my mother, 568 00:37:11,275 --> 00:37:12,747 then I really have nothing else to say. 569 00:37:13,084 --> 00:37:16,052 Except, you know... I am not giving up. 570 00:37:16,647 --> 00:37:19,673 I'm not gonna end up sad and alone and full of regret. 571 00:37:49,171 --> 00:37:50,110 Oh, I want one of those. 572 00:37:51,688 --> 00:37:53,512 Dana Fairbanks? Oh, my God. 573 00:37:53,716 --> 00:37:54,375 Thank you for being here. 574 00:37:54,994 --> 00:37:57,870 Oh, thank you for coming out, and thank you for living your life. 575 00:37:58,446 --> 00:38:00,416 Oh, my God, I saw you almost beat Capriati in 2002. 576 00:38:00,787 --> 00:38:02,571 I drive a Subaru because of you... 577 00:38:03,874 --> 00:38:05,142 Phoebe? Hi. Sparkle? 578 00:38:05,599 --> 00:38:07,321 Hi. Hi. Hi. I'm Alice Pieszecki. 579 00:38:07,521 --> 00:38:09,050 I do a radio show in L.A., The Chart. 580 00:38:09,356 --> 00:38:09,966 I'm sure you've heard of it. 581 00:38:10,344 --> 00:38:12,527 Um, is it true, for research purposes, 582 00:38:12,802 --> 00:38:14,097 that you sleep with a different woman every night? 583 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,831 Well, I like to have as much sex as possible, whenever, wherever, 584 00:38:19,434 --> 00:38:24,009 but if I come across someone really amazing... I don't know. 585 00:38:24,095 --> 00:38:25,536 Too bad the cellist had to leave the boat. 586 00:38:26,568 --> 00:38:27,509 And who's going to be next? 587 00:38:28,619 --> 00:38:29,322 You know, I don't know. 588 00:38:29,518 --> 00:38:31,578 I'm open to a new discovery. 589 00:38:33,114 --> 00:38:34,258 Hi. Have you seen jenny? 590 00:38:34,935 --> 00:38:36,004 No. I'm talking to Phoebe Sparkle. 591 00:38:37,151 --> 00:38:37,859 Hi. 592 00:38:37,968 --> 00:38:38,334 Hello. 593 00:38:38,394 --> 00:38:38,992 Hello, Phoebe Sparkle. 594 00:38:39,065 --> 00:38:39,710 You haven't seen her? 595 00:38:40,624 --> 00:38:41,832 Um, can I buy you a drink? 596 00:38:43,718 --> 00:38:47,010 Uh... okay. 597 00:38:47,994 --> 00:38:48,580 Great. 598 00:38:50,122 --> 00:38:50,817 Thanks, Shane. 599 00:38:53,259 --> 00:38:53,869 She offered. 600 00:38:53,979 --> 00:38:54,393 Mm-hmm. 601 00:40:02,845 --> 00:40:04,250 Well, well, well. What have we got here? 602 00:40:07,716 --> 00:40:09,679 Well, it looks like a Captain's uniform to me. 603 00:40:20,220 --> 00:40:20,827 Alice... 604 00:40:22,260 --> 00:40:22,738 It's hot. 605 00:40:33,946 --> 00:40:36,437 Okay! Alright, Al, I'm ready. 606 00:40:37,516 --> 00:40:37,722 Okay. 607 00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:45,139 Julie... 608 00:40:50,424 --> 00:40:52,688 You look... beautiful. 609 00:40:53,601 --> 00:40:55,501 Oh, Captain Stubing, thank you. 610 00:40:57,958 --> 00:40:58,609 Captain Stubing... 611 00:41:02,334 --> 00:41:05,120 Ohh, God, is that a periscope in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? 612 00:41:08,766 --> 00:41:11,426 Oh! Oh Captain, my Captain! 613 00:41:14,739 --> 00:41:15,447 Guys, it's time for dinner. 614 00:41:16,074 --> 00:41:16,584 What?! 615 00:41:17,468 --> 00:41:18,739 You're sitting at the Captain's table. 616 00:41:19,687 --> 00:41:20,504 What - now?! 617 00:41:24,252 --> 00:41:24,674 Hi. 618 00:41:24,914 --> 00:41:25,242 You're late. 619 00:41:25,420 --> 00:41:26,770 All the other panelists are already there. 620 00:41:26,953 --> 00:41:27,826 But, I have to change! 621 00:41:27,927 --> 00:41:28,756 You look great! 622 00:41:28,932 --> 00:41:29,677 No, I can't - 623 00:41:29,905 --> 00:41:30,319 Come on! 624 00:41:30,608 --> 00:41:31,205 Julie! 625 00:41:31,861 --> 00:41:32,634 Captain Stubing! 626 00:41:35,705 --> 00:41:36,554 Most of the women on this cruise? 627 00:41:37,749 --> 00:41:38,660 They don't have that kind of freedom. 628 00:41:39,812 --> 00:41:44,560 This is the only place where they're completely free to express themselves. 629 00:41:44,861 --> 00:41:45,405 Mm-hmm. 630 00:41:49,086 --> 00:41:49,922 Oh! Hi. 631 00:41:50,104 --> 00:41:50,375 Hi! 632 00:41:51,705 --> 00:41:52,141 Hello, good evening. 633 00:41:52,419 --> 00:41:52,780 Hi. 634 00:41:53,388 --> 00:41:53,804 Nice to see you. 635 00:41:56,706 --> 00:41:57,051 Thank you, Anji. 636 00:41:57,809 --> 00:41:59,807 See, these girls are completely in their power, 637 00:42:00,192 --> 00:42:01,727 free to go wherever their libido takes them. 638 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:06,334 You know, for me, it's just business, 639 00:42:06,944 --> 00:42:08,419 and as long as the guests are happy, I'm happy. 640 00:42:08,611 --> 00:42:08,949 Mm. 641 00:42:10,912 --> 00:42:11,945 You want to tell me what's going on with you? 642 00:42:14,035 --> 00:42:14,465 Nothing. 643 00:42:17,424 --> 00:42:17,880 Nothing? 644 00:42:18,010 --> 00:42:18,386 No. 645 00:42:18,788 --> 00:42:21,097 Okay. Well, it just... 646 00:42:22,431 --> 00:42:25,477 it seems like you want a three-way with Shane. 647 00:42:26,189 --> 00:42:27,709 You seemed like you were very attracted to her, 648 00:42:27,974 --> 00:42:29,345 and I just thought it would, I don't know... 649 00:42:29,508 --> 00:42:30,083 it would be interesting. 650 00:42:30,228 --> 00:42:31,207 It just came into my head. 651 00:42:31,656 --> 00:42:32,038 Are you jealous? 652 00:42:32,389 --> 00:42:32,805 No, I'm not - 653 00:42:32,962 --> 00:42:33,724 Is that what this is all about? 654 00:42:33,892 --> 00:42:34,370 No, I'm not jealous. 655 00:42:34,517 --> 00:42:35,615 Just tell me if that's what this is all about. 656 00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:36,735 No, I'm not jealous. I just thought... 657 00:42:38,707 --> 00:42:39,794 we have to explore our options. 658 00:42:44,867 --> 00:42:45,050 There. 659 00:42:51,015 --> 00:42:51,468 Is that what you want? 660 00:42:52,461 --> 00:42:53,090 She's beautiful. 661 00:42:57,123 --> 00:42:57,880 The salad's great. 662 00:43:07,482 --> 00:43:09,300 How are you? Nice to see you. 663 00:43:09,619 --> 00:43:10,358 Helena, hello. 664 00:43:10,955 --> 00:43:11,227 Nice to see you. 665 00:43:11,386 --> 00:43:11,642 How are you? 666 00:43:20,313 --> 00:43:20,806 I'll be right back. 667 00:43:21,112 --> 00:43:21,838 Okay. 668 00:43:33,218 --> 00:43:33,450 Hi. 669 00:43:34,566 --> 00:43:35,114 Congratulations. 670 00:43:35,566 --> 00:43:36,001 Thank you. 671 00:43:36,244 --> 00:43:37,276 I means a lot to me that you're here. 672 00:43:39,188 --> 00:43:39,960 I wouldn't have missed it. 673 00:43:41,753 --> 00:43:43,187 I've been thinking a lot about us. 674 00:43:45,561 --> 00:43:45,787 You have? 675 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:46,945 Mm-hmm. About the other day. 676 00:43:52,740 --> 00:43:53,716 It was nice. 677 00:43:55,534 --> 00:43:55,785 Nice? 678 00:43:56,618 --> 00:43:58,441 Yeah, it was really, really nice. 679 00:43:59,392 --> 00:44:00,242 And if you want... 680 00:44:01,742 --> 00:44:02,700 I'd like to see what would happen 681 00:44:02,932 --> 00:44:04,613 if we started to spend some more time together. 682 00:44:08,641 --> 00:44:10,178 What about... Helena? 683 00:44:11,328 --> 00:44:12,440 We're not exclusive. 684 00:44:15,978 --> 00:44:17,793 So are you saying you wanna date me? 685 00:44:19,491 --> 00:44:19,790 Yeah. 686 00:44:23,396 --> 00:44:25,141 Tina, you have to meet Senator Feinstein. 687 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:26,153 She's not staying for dinner. 688 00:44:26,621 --> 00:44:27,178 Hello, Bette. 689 00:44:27,352 --> 00:44:27,951 Hello, Helena. 690 00:44:28,771 --> 00:44:29,645 Thank you for inviting me. 691 00:44:30,148 --> 00:44:30,543 Oh... 692 00:44:31,062 --> 00:44:32,304 You're at table 27, right? 693 00:44:46,062 --> 00:44:48,046 "Sunny came home with a list of names. 694 00:44:50,741 --> 00:44:53,876 She didn't believe in transcendence. 695 00:44:56,550 --> 00:44:59,948 It's time for a few small repairs, she said. 696 00:45:02,194 --> 00:45:05,618 Sunny came home with a vengeance. 697 00:45:06,356 --> 00:45:16,724 She says days go by, I don't know why I'm walking on a wire. 698 00:45:18,012 --> 00:45:27,720 I close my eyes and fly out of my mind, into the fire. " 699 00:45:37,996 --> 00:45:39,237 "And Sunny came home... 700 00:45:43,703 --> 00:45:44,181 Sunny came home... 701 00:45:48,997 --> 00:45:50,127 Sunny came home. " 702 00:45:59,972 --> 00:46:00,234 Great. 703 00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:03,249 So let's get out of here. 704 00:46:16,843 --> 00:46:17,965 Thank you. Thank you. 705 00:46:19,057 --> 00:46:22,326 Captain Stubing, what are we gonna do about this big hard-on you've been sporting all night? 706 00:46:23,269 --> 00:46:23,880 I don't know, Julie. 707 00:46:25,968 --> 00:46:26,841 Let's go. 708 00:46:27,980 --> 00:46:28,565 We can't, it's rude. 709 00:46:30,134 --> 00:46:30,657 I'm going nuts. 710 00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:32,689 I don't know how much longer I can stand it. 711 00:46:39,307 --> 00:46:39,908 Hi. 712 00:46:44,257 --> 00:46:44,907 Helena! 713 00:46:45,490 --> 00:46:46,546 Helena! Lovely to see you. 714 00:46:47,212 --> 00:46:48,303 Nice to see you again. How are you? 715 00:46:49,338 --> 00:46:50,407 You know, I was just remarking to Jim... 716 00:47:03,146 --> 00:47:05,758 Oh, God, Captain Stubing, I want your big dick inside me so bad. 717 00:47:10,370 --> 00:47:12,677 I just hope my wife Marion Ross doesn't find out about us. 718 00:47:12,886 --> 00:47:14,920 No, Marion Ross was the actress. 719 00:47:15,123 --> 00:47:16,589 The character's name was Emily. 720 00:47:19,184 --> 00:47:19,512 Oh, God. 721 00:47:21,781 --> 00:47:27,571 Oh, my... oh, fuck. Oh, god. 722 00:47:27,998 --> 00:47:29,529 Oh, God. 723 00:47:30,202 --> 00:47:32,091 Oh, God. Oh, yeah. 724 00:47:32,446 --> 00:47:34,166 Oh, my God. Oh, God. 725 00:47:34,967 --> 00:47:35,459 Oh, god. 726 00:47:35,837 --> 00:47:36,154 Oh, no. 727 00:47:36,352 --> 00:47:36,700 What? 728 00:47:37,323 --> 00:47:37,874 Oh, no. 729 00:47:38,847 --> 00:47:39,452 Ow! God! 730 00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:40,715 I... 731 00:47:50,970 --> 00:47:52,875 Mkay. I'm coming baby, I'm coming. 732 00:48:02,577 --> 00:48:03,223 You trying to top me? 733 00:48:04,595 --> 00:48:05,611 What, you think you're going to top me? 734 00:48:25,391 --> 00:48:26,013 Ah, shit. 735 00:48:26,391 --> 00:48:27,938 Look, I have a favor to ask of you. 736 00:48:28,168 --> 00:48:28,585 Yeah. 737 00:48:28,956 --> 00:48:29,736 Things are a little, um... 738 00:48:30,871 --> 00:48:31,661 uh, they're a little, uh... 739 00:48:32,607 --> 00:48:33,575 different... 740 00:48:34,683 --> 00:48:35,156 in my room... 741 00:48:35,339 --> 00:48:35,949 Mm-hmm. 742 00:48:36,354 --> 00:48:37,132 And... 743 00:48:38,316 --> 00:48:39,552 I see that you have a couch. 744 00:48:40,198 --> 00:48:41,052 Yes. 745 00:48:41,788 --> 00:48:43,045 Well, would you mind? 746 00:48:43,778 --> 00:48:45,378 You want to crash on my couch? 747 00:48:46,809 --> 00:48:48,655 As in, sleep, just sleep? 748 00:48:48,888 --> 00:48:49,338 No... 749 00:48:49,802 --> 00:48:51,375 to sleep, entirely. 750 00:48:52,647 --> 00:48:53,088 You know what? 751 00:48:53,201 --> 00:48:55,437 That sounds fantastic to me. 752 00:48:55,770 --> 00:48:57,402 I am completely exhausted. 753 00:48:57,586 --> 00:48:58,170 Okay, good. 754 00:48:58,988 --> 00:49:00,030 Thank you so much. 755 00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:00,713 You have no idea. 756 00:49:01,202 --> 00:49:02,702 No, thank you. Hey, um... 757 00:49:03,236 --> 00:49:04,329 just do me one favor. 758 00:49:05,163 --> 00:49:06,426 Don't tell anybody. 759 00:49:07,755 --> 00:49:08,304 No. I swear. 760 00:49:08,511 --> 00:49:09,340 I won't say anything. 761 00:49:09,488 --> 00:49:09,940 Excellent. 762 00:49:10,170 --> 00:49:10,599 Thank you. 763 00:49:10,700 --> 00:49:11,224 Oh, thank you. 764 00:49:11,303 --> 00:49:11,693 Sleep well. 765 00:49:11,774 --> 00:49:12,522 You too. 766 00:49:44,707 --> 00:49:45,095 Dad? 767 00:49:45,943 --> 00:49:47,542 Is - you're not eating your dinner. 768 00:49:47,792 --> 00:49:49,176 Is there something wrong with it? 769 00:49:49,416 --> 00:49:49,959 Oh, it's delicious. 770 00:49:51,166 --> 00:49:53,088 I'm just taking my time. 771 00:49:59,474 --> 00:50:00,019 Excuse me. 772 00:50:03,658 --> 00:50:05,792 Daddy! Oh... 773 00:50:08,355 --> 00:50:12,659 And she secured the largest ever grant in California history... 774 00:50:13,032 --> 00:50:16,251 ...to establish daycare centers for at-risk kids... 775 00:50:16,995 --> 00:50:19,117 No - no - oh - come to the hospital. 776 00:50:19,394 --> 00:50:20,126 Cedars. 777 00:50:20,918 --> 00:50:21,559 Okay. 778 00:50:23,471 --> 00:50:25,202 ...Miss Tina Kennard. 779 00:50:30,278 --> 00:50:34,766 Would all five of our honorees please join me up here on the dais? 780 00:50:39,204 --> 00:50:44,707 These five individuals are extraordinary in their ability to walk in many worlds, 781 00:50:45,030 --> 00:50:48,175 and to hold the big vision that unites diverse communities. 782 00:50:49,008 --> 00:50:53,712 They inspire all of us to rise above divisions and differences. 783 00:50:53,846 --> 00:50:58,099 It is my honor to present this year's community activist awards. 784 00:51:20,179 --> 00:51:22,285 - Hey. - Hey. 785 00:51:24,999 --> 00:51:27,185 Um, I'm just gonna get my keys. 786 00:51:29,351 --> 00:51:30,326 What are you doing? 787 00:51:33,750 --> 00:51:34,241 What are those? 788 00:51:35,396 --> 00:51:36,111 They're cameras. 789 00:51:37,762 --> 00:51:38,981 What are with all the tapes? 790 00:51:39,217 --> 00:51:41,557 There's something that I need to show you, and, um... 791 00:51:43,131 --> 00:51:44,700 and then, after that, I don't know. 792 00:51:44,915 --> 00:51:47,391 Um. You'll probably want me out of here, 793 00:51:47,551 --> 00:51:49,146 - it's going to take me a day or two to get my stuff, but - What's going on, Mark? 794 00:51:50,546 --> 00:51:54,170 I just finished taking down, uh, the last of the cameras. 795 00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:58,718 I pretty much had them all over the house. Um. Jenny saw... 796 00:51:59,981 --> 00:52:01,958 a tape I'd made of the two of you. 797 00:52:03,298 --> 00:52:03,759 Oh, shit... 798 00:52:03,949 --> 00:52:06,374 But she didn't wanna tell you because she didn't wanna ruin your vacation 799 00:52:36,004 --> 00:52:36,676 Jenny, wait a minute. 800 00:52:36,737 --> 00:52:37,445 Listen to me. 801 00:52:37,967 --> 00:52:41,829 If you - if you heard this tape or this conversation, then you know exactly what I said, 802 00:52:42,015 --> 00:52:44,861 and I said that it is fun and easy to be with you, 803 00:52:45,190 --> 00:52:46,478 that I want to make it work with you. 804 00:52:47,918 --> 00:52:48,818 It's okay... 805 00:52:51,331 --> 00:52:53,099 that we're not meant to be together. 806 00:52:53,945 --> 00:52:59,078 And I know that the only reason why you're with me is because you wanna be near Shane. 807 00:53:00,069 --> 00:53:01,221 That is bullshit, Jenny. 808 00:53:13,963 --> 00:53:15,487 Shane is my best friend. 809 00:53:17,766 --> 00:53:19,150 And I don't wanna fuck it up. 810 00:53:22,552 --> 00:53:23,138 Okay? 811 00:54:59,304 --> 00:55:04,836 Thanks to Steph for the transcript www. thelwordsite. tk 812 00:55:06,131 --> 00:55:11,971 Synchro: Alucardo www. forom. com 813 00:55:12,021 --> 00:55:16,571 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 57635

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