All language subtitles for L Word s02e10 Land Ahoy.eng

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranรฎ)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu

Original subtitles

Go on. Ask her.

No. You.

I just wanna get my book signed.

Miss Sparkle...

I think I've only had three classes of orgasms.

How do I get to the sixth? Or seventh?

You need to experiment.

Try a new lover.

- Try several.

Bu - but - in your book - Shhh.

That was just divine.

Do you take requests?

Well, what's your desire?

Your pleasure.

You ready for number four?

Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop.

My name is Mary.

And I'm fourteen years old, and I'm a virgin.

My pussy's never been touched by a big cock before.

And I want you to fuck me.

Here's my pussy.

I want you...

...to take your big cock, and I want you to shove it up my ass.

A boy has never seen my tits before.

Jenny.

Come in.

Jenny, you have no idea what's -

No, this is not what I want.

Jenny, you have the wrong idea about this, please.

Is that my camera?

Yeah.

And I'm gonna use it now.

And that's my tape of Shane and Carmen.

I don't really think that's your tape.

Look.

I know what you think of me right now.

I know that I don't have a very good track record with things I've made

- You have violated us. - but I wanna make a documentary -

You are violating us.

I know.

You have crossed every line of trust.

And don't you dare tell me this is for the sake of art.

Please. Watch my documentary.

You know me. You'll understand.

It's not what you think it is.

I know that I crossed the line.

I know that I went too far with this.

Look, when I moved here, this was just something I did,

you know, but, you have to know -

Do you have any sisters?

Yes, I have two younger sisters.

Mkay.

I want you to ask them a question.

And the most important thing is that you really listen... to their answer.

I want you to ask your sisters about the very first time

that they were intruded upon by some man, or a boy.

What makes you think my sisters have been intruded upon?

Because there isn't a single girl or woman in this world

that hasn't been intruded upon and and sometimes it's relatively benign,

and sometimes it's so fucking painful.

But you.

Have no idea.

What this feels like.

For what it's worth,

I already began taking down the cameras and I will finish taking down the rest of them today.

I'm gonna go tell Shane now what I've done,

- and you guys can talk... - No.

you don't ever have to speak to me again, I'm gonna pack my shit -

- I said no. - and I'll move out.

You're not gonna talk to Carmen.

And you're not gonna talk to Shane.

You're not gonna wreck their vacation and fuck with their lives anymore.

I'm gonna decide...

when you can take those rapey cameras down.

Now get the fuck out of my room.

There you go.

Thank you.

And what would you like today?

I'll have an organic salad and a Cafe Americano?

Okay.

And what would you like?

Uh -

I'd like to know if the lady will join me for a lunch.

Benjamin, I'm really busy.

And what would you like?

Then dinner, followed by breakfast in bed.

You're listening to K-C-R-W. This is Alice Pieszecki, of The Chart.

Uh. Today, my special guest on the chart is my girlfriend, Dana Fairbanks.

- Now, Dana... - Hi!

Mkay.

Uh - who is responsible for today's piece of inner-connectedness.

Dana got invited to speak on the lifestyles leadership panel on an Olivia Cruise for women.

- Wha... - For gay women, actually!

Okay

It's called "Lesbians Dynamics, Love, and Friendship".

- Now - And it's gonna me and Phoebe Sparkle and probably

Uh, sorry. Dana, um, I'm not really ready to go there yet.

So she's taking me, and also our friends -

Jenny, Shane, and Carmen.

N ow.

Just to digress for a minute into lesbian linkage 101,

originally Shane and Carmen hooked up.

But now, Carmen is seeing Jenny, who's totally coming out of the closet.

- Whe - You can't tell them that, Alice!

Um, anyway.

Back to the big web of connectivity.

One of my major idols, Phoebe Sparkle, a briliant writer and acclaimed sexpert and -

And she's a very nice -

What she, uh, is going to be doing is speaking on the panel with Dana.

Hi mom.

As you can see, I have all our family pictures here and I'm video taping this

because I have a couple of questions for you about zayda.

I would like to know if Zaydeh lost his mind when he began to transcribe the Torah by hand,

or did that cause him to lose his mind.

Do you remember the day they took him away?

And then I wanted to ask you questions about Grandma.

Or Grandma, if you're watching this,

I wanted to ask you questions about your experience in Auschwitz. I wanted to know

if when you arrived in Auschwitz,

did they separate you from your daughter?

And I wanted to know if you remember the name of the Unterscharfuhrer

who took your arm and branded you with that tattoo.

Do you remember his eyes...

do you remember if he used a steel plate

or did he use a needle...

I'm - I'm really sorry to interrupt.

I just... wanted to say hello to you,

but you know what, I can come back at another time if, um -

No, it's okay.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

I'm just working on a project about my family.

Wow.

This is my family.

Oh, my goodness.

And I'm making a tape for my mom.

Say hi to my friend Carmen.

Oh, um, hello Mrs. Schecter.

And that is my mom.

She's beautiful.

Um, have you packed?

No.

Do you want me to help you start or something?

No. I totally forgot.

I've just been so engrossed in this project.

And I'm really into it, so I've decided I'm not gonna go on the trip.

I want you to go away with Shane.

- What? - Yep.

- With Shane. Wha... - Because I think you guys will have a blast together.

Jenny, absolutely not.

You are not going to pull out of this.

- You know... - No excuses. No.

- You're coming. - This is not an excuse.

When Burr Connor fired me, he just -

the best thing that came out of that experience was, he was like,

you gotta tell the truth about your life,

and you have to be truthful about your work,

and that's all I wanna do is just tell the fucking truth and I -

Alright, alright, alright, okay, okay, fine, fine, well here's a truth:

I would like to go with my girlfriend.

- So, you know - Who's that?

It's you.

Please just tell me the truth.

Yes, do you think we could pull these straps up a little?

Because...

...this is what I want to see.

No problem at all.

Good.

We'll take it.

Can you excuse us for a minute, please?

- Of course. - Thanks.

This is a $5,000 dress.

And?

They're giving me an award for community service.

I don't want to show up in some sort of extravagant, over-the-top gown.

That money could be used in so many other ways.

Tina, please...

don't tell me what I can and cannot spend my own money on.

Do you know how much money I personally give away every year?

How many charities the Peabody Foundation sponsors?

I mean... it would give me utmost pleasure to buy you this dress, so...

please. Be gracious enough to let me?

We'll take it.

Did I mention I invited Bette?

What?

Hey, Shane. C'mere.

Hi.

Okay, um, I have something to tell you.

This one right here, she doesn't wanna go.

What?

Not going.

You're going on that cruise.

I'm not going.

- Yes you are. - No I'm not.

I don't want to.

You know why?

I'm actually working on something that's important to me

and I just don't wanna fuck around anymore and I wanna be serious about my work.

Okay. If you're not going, I'm not going.

- What! - Uh!

Wait a minute! No, come back!

Come back here!

If you don't go, and you don't go, then I'm not gonna go, and I wanted to go!

And - and - and - I guess Dana and Alice are gonna have to be pissed because no one's gonna go!

Oh, my god!

I'm not gonna go!

I'm gonna go! I'm gonna go!

We're gonna be a fucking threesome, man!

I don't know.

But we're both still taking ginger, alright?

Oh, and just in case?

I've got these two things for seasickness.

You're not gonna get seasick.

There's no reason for both of us to take things like toothpaste, or... razors, or...

...Q-Tips... or hand sanitizer. Al?

Hm?

What's wrong?

Nothing.

Yes there is.

Okay, let's just work this out before we get on the giant boat that sinks with you mad at me.

Alice?

Look, I am a wreck about this cruise and you're not helping.

How would you feel, Dana, if I -

if I came down and I just interrupted one of your matches, or - or... corrected one of your shots?

Okay.

Is this about me talking on your show?

You weren't talking, you were interrupting me,

and you don't even respect the fact that it was my gig! And I feel like I'm always there for you.

I'm really sorry.

I'm such an ass.

It's alright.

Sorry. I just hate these cruises.

I just get really seasick and scared, you know?

You don't have to be that scared.

I'm gonna be there to take care of you, baby.

Look at it this way:

No one ever got sick on The Love Boat.

Actually, that's not true.

Corey Parker.

HE played the ship's doctor, he was horribly seasick.

No, no, no, the ship's doctor was Bernie Koppell.

Doctor Adam Bricker.

Right. And then Corey Parker played Doctor John Morgan, um, his replacement.

It was the sequel: Love Boat: The Next Wave.

Well, yeah, but that doesn't count,

it doesn't have Gopher and Isaac Washington and,

you know, Captain Merrill Stubing.

That's not The Love Boat.

And don't forget Julie.

Right.

Hel-lo.

Really?

- Hey. - Hey.

Hmph. You scared me.

How's the packing coming along?

What's up with you?

You're liable to hear shit about me while you're gone,

and since I won't be there to defend myself,

I just...

I don't want you to think I'm a total asshole.

What'd you do?

Can't tell you. I'm sorry.

I promise you you'll find out eventually, though.

You're being really intense and cryptic right now.

Yeah, well, it's my style -

really intense and cryptic.

It's how I get all the ladies.

Yeah.

Shane...

I just want you to know that...

that I'm your friend.

I'm your friend, too.

Do you think that Captain Stubing got more women, or the doctor?

No, the doctor did not get more women -

He gets so many!

Captain Stubing and Julie were not having an affair.

Okay? Did you ever watch the show?

Captain Stubing was married!

Right.

But supposedly somebody was a big homo.

What?!

Who cares!

Why do we say it like being a homo is, like, some dirty secret?

Thank you, exactly.

Thank you.

Thank you.

You guys, this is fantastic, we're all carrying-on.

What? No, no! No.

I'm checking! I'm checking.

I don't know why you're being like this,

your bag will totally fit in the overhead compartment.

No, it's too heavy.

No, it's not.

Do you want me to take it, 'cause I'll switch with you.

No! I don't! Just...

Look, I just don't wanna put it through security, okay?

Why?

I don't - I just don't!

Okay, fine, you're gonna hold everyone else up, because no one else is checking anything.

Alice! Al! Al!

Goddammit! Alice...

Daddy!

What a nice surprise!

How are you?

I'm very well. And you?

I'm good.

I'm so happy you're here!

Oh!

I'm gonna take you to the office where we're gonna see an amazing painting...

...that I have on load from the Getty, and then we're gonna have lunch with an incredible artist.

Do you remember Allyn Barnes?

Is he the painter?

No, it's not her painting, the painting is 14th century, by Dosso Dossi.

No, Allyn Barnes was my teacher at Yale.

She's probably one of our most important living artists.

Never heard of her.

She's the reason I wanted to go into the arts.

I thought that was your mother's influence.

Ah.

She was a... great artist.

Ah. You remember her water colors, don't you?

Of course I do, daddy.

I have all of them.

Step through please, ma'am.

C'mon.

Hold it there.

Okay, go over to the side, please.

Thank you.

Dana, nobody cares about medication.

Alright, go ahead.

Put your arms up.

Thank you.

Come back!

- This is all your fault. - What?

Faye. Come here.

I think we got something here.

What is it? Some kind of a weapon?

Ladies? Step over here, please?

What... the... hell... is...

Oh no!

Just - it -

'K?

I like the sound of that.

Great.

Yeah. Nipple clamps.

When did you get those?

Baby!

You can't take these on the plane, ladies.

You know better than that.

Thank you, ma'am.

You can go ahead and pack this back up.

Great.

Have fun.

Yeah! Good, thanks!

Melvin, you seem to be missing the point of the painting.

It's about the fleetingness of fortune.

I just see it differently.

You don't think that the man in the painting is enjoying his life?

I don't. Of course I don't.

He looks miserable.

Spiritually void.

The only true abundance is harmony with God.

Ah, so faith assures prosperity, is that what you're saying?

Figuratively speaking, yes.

There it is.

The dangling carrot of the Ashcrofts and the Bushies.

I beg your pardon.

I have nothing in common with the Ashcrofts or the Bushies.

It's mercenary Christianity, keeping us mortals in thrall through a combination of fear and payola.

It makes me want to go back into a cave and never come out again.

That would be your prerogative, madame.

Daddy?

Daddy?

Where are you going?

Here, come on.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

We're right here.

Actually, I...

I liked the painting very much.

Oh, good. I'm glad.

She just wanted to make me feel ignorant.

Your mother and I...

We had some heavy arguments.

Ah. Smartest woman I ever met.

But she was never condescending.

Daddy...

if you

loved her so much, then why did you let her leave?

Why didn't you... try to salvage the marriage?

You wouldn't understand.

Give me a chance.

You would've had to have experienced that bond of marriage to appreciate how much I hurt your mother.

I think I might be able to understand that, daddy.

I made a reservation for us at 8:00 at a restaurant called Angelina Osteria.

They have really great -

I'd prefer to eat at the hotel restaurant tonight.

That is, if you don't mind.

Okay. Whatever you want.

And how about seeing if Katie could join us?

You want Kit to come to dinner with us?

Yeah. I'd like to see her.

Well, her boyfriend's in town.

He's only here for a couple of days, so...

Well, she should bring him too.

I'll call her.

You know, daddy, I'm struck by the fact

that you just invited Kit's boyfriend to come to dinner with us,

and she's only been seeing him a short while,

but you have not yet said a word about Tina.

Well, of course you're welcome to bring her too,

if that's what you wish.

We've split up.

Oh. Well, then...

I don't know what I'm supposed to say.

Nothing.

You're not supposed to say anything.

Can you believe this?

We're actually on a cruise.

Jenny! It's going to be fun!

I've got my little -

Aaagh!

It's Phoebe Sparkle...

Wait, I want to watch and see if she makes that girl come.

Can she do that?

I'm kidding, Dana.

Oh, my God.

Ladies, welcome to OWLs.

It stands for "older, wiser lesbians. "

We talk about how spirituality and sexuality are combined,

and our definition of "orgasm" is that it is the kiss of God that brings ecstasy to consciousness...

Dana! Dana Fairbanks!

Oh, over here, over here, let me have your autograph.

Alright.

Hi. How are you? I'm Alice.

Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you. - Can I ask you a question?

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah? We'll talk?

- Yeah, sure. - Okay. Excellent.

Oh. God.

I thought we were supposed to have a suite.

Well, I have an idea.

Why don't we all sleep together, and Carmen, you can sleep in the middle?

I'm going to go explore.

Even for Jenny, she's acting weird.

Fuck!

Oh, my god. This is sweet!

Aww...

"Welcome aboard, Dana Fairbanks and friends.

We hope you enjoy your time with us.

From Olivia Cruise. "P.S., Thank you, Alice, for talking up our cruise on your show. "

That was nice!

Yeah, I made it up.

Yes, the woman in the back.

Miss Sparkle, do you think it's possible to be a committed relationship

and still carry on a, uh... polyamorous lifestyle?

It's certainly possible.

The most important thing is to know that jealousy will rear its head.

You have to agree with your primary loved one to be honest about your feelings,

and you have to make rules.

Woman in yellow?

Dana Fairbanks... will you marry me?

Sure... No, I'm sorry.

Uh, thank you, actually, very much, but I'm in one of those, um... committed relationships, and we're not poly...

amorphic, or whatever it is.

Well, that also works,

but I'm guessing that Dana and her partner know how to spice things up.

All right, we have time for one more question.

Right there.

Miss Sparkle, what is your advice on three-ways?

Yay!

Well, I think they're great.

I'm a big, big fan of group sex.

The only thing is that all parties have to be signed on for the same agenda.

So that's the end of our panel for today.

I want to thank you all for being here.

It's been a pleasure.

You should really see Disney Hall, daddy.

Okay, but not too early.

Since when did you become a sleepyhead?

I do have to get back by 5:00 to get dressed.

Tina's being honored.

Don't you want to know why Tina's being honored?

Yes, certainly, if you want to tell me.

Katie...

Daddy...

Daddy, I'd like for you to meet my friend Benjamin Bradshaw.

Mr. Bradshaw.

Nice to meet you, sir.

Thank you.

Hey, baby sis.

Kit.

Now... how did you conceive it, this, uh...

"Theory of Everything"?

Are you familiar with quantum physics?

Mm. Oh, then it is the Unified Field Theory.

The unified what theory?

Simply, Einstein's... attempt to...

explain the mind of God.

Well, that's a marvelous way of looking at it.

It includes everything, from Creation to supernovas, to atoms...

Even DNA. Our hearts. Our minds.

It's really been working for me.

Did you tell your father about your business?

Business? What business?

Well, daddy, it's a cafe.

I bought it from a friend of Bette's -

It's not just a cafe.

Kit has turned it into this swanky nightclub.

Excuse me.

I'll be right back.

She has a stage up there, and then if you take the tables away...

Hey, you two!

- Hi! - Hi!

And where is Benjamin this morning?

Um, well, he's at the hotel.

He decided that we might like a little family time together.

Daddy, have a seat.

And how about you, baby sis?

I didn't sleep very well.

I need an espresso.

He's staying at a hotel?

He doesn't live here?

Um... no, dad, he lives in Portland, Oregon.

Portland, Oregon?

What's in Portland, Oregon?

Um... well... he, um...

He - he - it's probably what he needs.

I mean, really, when he's working, there are all these people clamoring after him,

and he probably just needs to get away.

Makes perfect sense.

Have you been to Portland?

Uh, no, not yet.

I really need that espresso.

Do you mind?

Yeah, yeah. Espresso.

Right.

You can't tell him Benjamin's married.

He's so happy now.

I hate lying to him.

Kit, you know, this is the first time in 14 years you've spent time with daddy.

Doesn't it feel good?

Yeah, it feels real good.

Then why don't you just enjoy it for a while, and let him enjoy it?

Here you go, daddy.

It's so... so small, I can... hardly pick it up.

Ahh. Katie, why don't we have dinner here tonight, hm?

Yeah!

I, uh... would like to try out your chef,

and your sister here has a prior engagement with Ms. Kennard.

Daddy, do you think you could call her Tina?

That's her name. Tina.

For the millionth time, her name is Tina.

How long have you known her?

Very well. Tina.

Uh... Will Benjamin be able to join us?

You know, I'm just going to leave you two to plan your evening.

Bette...

What's wrong?

You have no regard for what I'm going through, daddy.

None.

And until you can acknowledge that my relationship of eight years

was every bit as meaningful as your marriage to my mother...

...until you can see that my heart is broken because I failed the woman I love,

perhaps in the same way that you failed my mother,

then I really have nothing else to say.

Except, you know... I am not giving up.

I'm not gonna end up sad and alone and full of regret.

Oh, I want one of those.

Dana Fairbanks? Oh, my God.

Thank you for being here.

Oh, thank you for coming out, and thank you for living your life.

Oh, my God, I saw you almost beat Capriati in 2002.

I drive a Subaru because of you...

Phoebe? Hi. Sparkle?

Hi. Hi. Hi. I'm Alice Pieszecki.

I do a radio show in L.A., The Chart.

I'm sure you've heard of it.

Um, is it true, for research purposes,

that you sleep with a different woman every night?

Well, I like to have as much sex as possible, whenever, wherever,

but if I come across someone really amazing... I don't know.

Too bad the cellist had to leave the boat.

And who's going to be next?

You know, I don't know.

I'm open to a new discovery.

Hi. Have you seen jenny?

No. I'm talking to Phoebe Sparkle.

Hi.

Hello.

Hello, Phoebe Sparkle.

You haven't seen her?

Um, can I buy you a drink?

Uh... okay.

Great.

Thanks, Shane.

She offered.

Mm-hmm.

Well, well, well. What have we got here?

Well, it looks like a Captain's uniform to me.

Alice...

It's hot.

Okay! Alright, Al, I'm ready.

Okay.

Julie...

You look... beautiful.

Oh, Captain Stubing, thank you.

Captain Stubing...

Ohh, God, is that a periscope in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Oh! Oh Captain, my Captain!

Guys, it's time for dinner.

What?!

You're sitting at the Captain's table.

What - now?!

Hi.

You're late.

All the other panelists are already there.

But, I have to change!

You look great!

No, I can't -

Come on!

Julie!

Captain Stubing!

Most of the women on this cruise?

They don't have that kind of freedom.

This is the only place where they're completely free to express themselves.

Mm-hmm.

Oh! Hi.

Hi!

Hello, good evening.

Hi.

Nice to see you.

Thank you, Anji.

See, these girls are completely in their power,

free to go wherever their libido takes them.

You know, for me, it's just business,

and as long as the guests are happy, I'm happy.

Mm.

You want to tell me what's going on with you?

Nothing.

Nothing?

No.

Okay. Well, it just...

it seems like you want a three-way with Shane.

You seemed like you were very attracted to her,

and I just thought it would, I don't know...

it would be interesting.

It just came into my head.

Are you jealous?

No, I'm not -

Is that what this is all about?

No, I'm not jealous.

Just tell me if that's what this is all about.

No, I'm not jealous. I just thought...

we have to explore our options.

There.

Is that what you want?

She's beautiful.

The salad's great.

How are you? Nice to see you.

Helena, hello.

Nice to see you.

How are you?

I'll be right back.

Okay.

Hi.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

I means a lot to me that you're here.

I wouldn't have missed it.

I've been thinking a lot about us.

You have?

Mm-hmm. About the other day.

It was nice.

Nice?

Yeah, it was really, really nice.

And if you want...

I'd like to see what would happen

if we started to spend some more time together.

What about... Helena?

We're not exclusive.

So are you saying you wanna date me?

Yeah.

Tina, you have to meet Senator Feinstein.

She's not staying for dinner.

Hello, Bette.

Hello, Helena.

Thank you for inviting me.

Oh...

You're at table 27, right?

"Sunny came home with a list of names.

She didn't believe in transcendence.

It's time for a few small repairs, she said.

Sunny came home with a vengeance.

She says days go by, I don't know why I'm walking on a wire.

I close my eyes and fly out of my mind, into the fire. "

"And Sunny came home...

Sunny came home...

Sunny came home. "

Great.

So let's get out of here.

Thank you. Thank you.

Captain Stubing, what are we gonna do about this big hard-on you've been sporting all night?

I don't know, Julie.

Let's go.

We can't, it's rude.

I'm going nuts.

I don't know how much longer I can stand it.

Hi.

Helena!

Helena! Lovely to see you.

Nice to see you again. How are you?

You know, I was just remarking to Jim...

Oh, God, Captain Stubing, I want your big dick inside me so bad.

I just hope my wife Marion Ross doesn't find out about us.

No, Marion Ross was the actress.

The character's name was Emily.

Oh, God.

Oh, my... oh, fuck. Oh, god.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, God.

Oh, god.

Oh, no.

What?

Oh, no.

Ow! God!

I...

Mkay. I'm coming baby, I'm coming.

You trying to top me?

What, you think you're going to top me?

Ah, shit.

Look, I have a favor to ask of you.

Yeah.

Things are a little, um...

uh, they're a little, uh...

different...

in my room...

Mm-hmm.

And...

I see that you have a couch.

Yes.

Well, would you mind?

You want to crash on my couch?

As in, sleep, just sleep?

No...

to sleep, entirely.

You know what?

That sounds fantastic to me.

I am completely exhausted.

Okay, good.

Thank you so much.

You have no idea.

No, thank you. Hey, um...

just do me one favor.

Don't tell anybody.

No. I swear.

I won't say anything.

Excellent.

Thank you.

Oh, thank you.

Sleep well.

You too.

Dad?

Is - you're not eating your dinner.

Is there something wrong with it?

Oh, it's delicious.

I'm just taking my time.

Excuse me.

Daddy! Oh...

And she secured the largest ever grant in California history...

...to establish daycare centers for at-risk kids...

No - no - oh - come to the hospital.

Cedars.

Okay.

...Miss Tina Kennard.

Would all five of our honorees please join me up here on the dais?

These five individuals are extraordinary in their ability to walk in many worlds,

and to hold the big vision that unites diverse communities.

They inspire all of us to rise above divisions and differences.

It is my honor to present this year's community activist awards.

- Hey. - Hey.

Um, I'm just gonna get my keys.

What are you doing?

What are those?

They're cameras.

What are with all the tapes?

There's something that I need to show you, and, um...

and then, after that, I don't know.

Um. You'll probably want me out of here,

- it's going to take me a day or two to get my stuff, but - What's going on, Mark?

I just finished taking down, uh, the last of the cameras.

I pretty much had them all over the house. Um. Jenny saw...

a tape I'd made of the two of you.

Oh, shit...

But she didn't wanna tell you because she didn't wanna ruin your vacation

Jenny, wait a minute.

Listen to me.

If you - if you heard this tape or this conversation, then you know exactly what I said,

and I said that it is fun and easy to be with you,

that I want to make it work with you.

It's okay...

that we're not meant to be together.

And I know that the only reason why you're with me is because you wanna be near Shane.

That is bullshit, Jenny.

Shane is my best friend.

And I don't wanna fuck it up.

Okay?

Thanks to Steph for the transcript www. thelwordsite. tk

Synchro: Alucardo www. forom. com

Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.