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We're done for now.
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We'd be clear to Barker Pass by now if you hadn't brought that uppity preacher's daughter.
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Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
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Yeah.
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Looking for these, boys?
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What the...
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For last night.
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For this morning. Next time, don't undercook the yolks.
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And cut!
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Are you okay?
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Do I get extra pay for that?
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Back to ones, everybody.
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Get the hell off of him!
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Oh, shit! Oh!
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Burr, c'mon! Burr!
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Get the fuck outta here!
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Argh!
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Go on!
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Don't come back!
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What the fuck are you doing?!
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It's none of your business!
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It is absolutely my business!
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What if that kid talks, huh?
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Did you ever think of that?
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Huh? What if he goes to The Star and he says that Rod Sebring is an ass bandit?
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No. No. Ben wouldn't do that.
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Ben wouldn't do that.
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No. He wouldn't.
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You don't know that.
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And I have too much riding on this picture.
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Burr. Burr!
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"Loyal"
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
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God, don't freak, it's Sunday, we're allowed to get up late.
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Alice, it's Monday.
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No. Mm-mm. No, it's Sunday.
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Alice, think about it.
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Yesterday, we got brunch delivered, and then the night before, we watched "Saturday Night Live".
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Right! Oh, fuck! Oh, my God, I have my KCRW thing tomorrow!
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I haven't come up with a single idea! I'm totally fucking up! Oh, God.
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Uh, it's - uh! What am I gonna do for my audition?!
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A once-a-week, three-minute culture spot. Great. I need fucking ideas!
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People who ruin their lives because they can't stop having sex?
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'Kay. That's really not helping.
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I'm sorry. Look, you're not the only one who's blown off important things to stay in bed fucking for five days, okay?
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I should be training.
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You should always be training. So.
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Alright, look.
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I'm gonna go make us some coffee, okay?
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Okay.
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Work.
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Okay.
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Get to work!
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Okay, okay.
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- Hey. |- Hi.
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I got you tea. I wasn't sure what you were eating these days, but...
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Thank you, that's nice.
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I spoke to Dan Foxworthy this morning.
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I was thinking about going back to therapy.
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Oh. I don't know about therapy.
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I think we should just focus on the baby.
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Oh, no, not for us - I - I was thinking about...
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going to see him... myself.
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Oh! That's great, that's really great.
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That'll be good for you.
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Yeah.
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Can I just say one thing?
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You can say anything you want.
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No, I can't.
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I mean, you've made it clear that you don't exactly wanna hear what I have to say right now and that's fine,
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but I, um...
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I never got to say...
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how happy I am for you.
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For us.
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I'm glad you're happy.
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This should be your happiness too.
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Let's, um...
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just focus on being really good parents.
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It'll be a new kind of partnership for us.
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My teacher, Charlotte Birch, is pushing me.
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And I'm really freaked out because she's intimating there's some kind of mysterious challenge in all of this for me.
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Okay, well can I tell you what I think about Charlotte?
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- I think|- What.
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You have a crush on her.
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No, I don't.
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I think you do and I think it's totally okay, and
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and I think that you are allowed to have a crush on your teacher.
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And you know what? I think you should go for it.
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Totally go for it.
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Fuck you.
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What?
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You want me to be jealous?
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Well, if you think about fucking her, I will kill you.
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My next sonogram is Wednesday the 7th at 10 a. m.
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Well, I'd love to be there - I mean, if that's okay with you.
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I'd really like to see the baby.
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How exciting.
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You ready to go? The agent has four listings planned out for us.
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We're real estate hunting.
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Real estate hunting.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh. Helena wants to rent a house in L.A.
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The Chateau Marmont is getting so tedious, I mean,
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I can't walk from one end of the lobby to the other
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without being offered to do blow or finance four independent films starring Maggie Gyllenhaal.
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All totally unsolicited, I'm sure.
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Totally.
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Um... I'll see you on the 7th. Okay?
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I'll call you.
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Look, the thing about reality is it's gonna draw the audience in.
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Right.
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Basically, I need pussy that we can smell and taste.
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Absolutely.
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Right. Of course. I mean...
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the thing about this film, though, is it's got that, but it's got more. It's um...
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it's fascinating, I mean... we're giving people access to a world that they've never seen before.
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You know. It's like journalists who infiltrate mosques, it's witness -
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Why don't you show me footage?
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I mean, usually, I don't write checks sight-unseen.
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I completely understand. Um...
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I just need a little more time.
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I mean, this isn't scripted, so it's -
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something's happening, I mean, it's real but we can't force -
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We'll cut you something together.
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And it will be dripping with hot lesbian pussy.
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Won't it, dude?
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Yeah. Yeah. I'll work on cutting something together.
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You can, uh... show yourselves out.
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Great. Well, thank you.
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Yeah, thanks.
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Did you see the movie Hannibal?
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Uh, Freddie versus Jason?
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Please. You don't honestly think that regaling me with a list of the owners' mediocre movies
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is really going to influence whether I rent this property or not?
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May I see the specs, please?
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I think I'm gonna go take a look around.
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Mkay. But, um...
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Don't go too far.
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So, I'm assuming the tenant will move out of the guest house if I decide to rent this behemoth?
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Ah. Now, why don't you tell me about the household staff that come along with this property?
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Okay. Listen to this. Um...
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"Walking through Fred Segal this week,
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I could sense all was not right in the world of consumerism. Something's wrong. "
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You said that.
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What?
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Well, you said all was not right, and then you said something's wrong.
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Just... it seems redundant.
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Okay. May I?
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Yeah, go ahead.
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Okay.
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"There's an invasion underway.
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Our troops are in Iraq, in Afghanistan, and we are here, shopping. "
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What are you doing to your voice?
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It's my radio commentator voice.
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You have to have one.
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Can I continue now?
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Yeah. Sorry.
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Thank you.
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"Is the main mission of our troops the protection of our way of life,
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and is our way of life defined by our consumerism?
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Are women and men dying in Iraq so that back home we can shop til we drop?"
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Is consumerism the right word?
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Well. It's a little vulgar.
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But it's amusing.
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Could you live like this?
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Why don't we find out?
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Hey.
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What are you doing?
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I couldn't be expected...
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...to have a property like this without seeing if it's conducive...
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...to this.
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Hey.
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Could you live like this?
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Oh yeah...
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Helena. You've seen the matching...
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...his and hers walk-in closets?
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Or should I say hers and hers?
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- Shane! Hey. |- Hey.
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You're alive.
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I haven't seen you around, how've you been?
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How's, uh...
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Oh, it's uh...
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it's better, thank you.
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I've been worried about you.
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Thanks.
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Um. So where you off to?
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Work.
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Hair job, or Veronica Bloom job?
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Hair job. It's a day call.
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Um. Well, have a good one.
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You too.
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Most of this stuff is just crap, man.
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They're not doin' nothin' but talkin'.
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Sometimes they eat.
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What do you think, lesbians just fuck all the time?
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Obviously not, but if they don't start soon...
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we're not gonna...
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What the fuck is this, man?
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It's none of your fucking - why are you so fucking nosey? God.
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I'll tell you what it is.
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It's some total lez who's never gonna give you the time of day and you're rock hard for her!
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Jesus. I bet you just fucking sit here all night jacking off while you watch her sleep!
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You shut the fuck up!
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Great. This is just fuckin' perfect.
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We've been best friends for how long?
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Just get out of here.
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And now you're gonna fuck up this gig we've been working our asses off on for some chick?
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News flash, man! This girl you're crushing on is never gonna be with you!
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You've got a real live dick! And that disqualifies you from getting up in there!
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Bette. Leo and I have something we're very excited about and we'd like to share with you.
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Leo?
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We just wanted to let you know that Helena Peabody is going to be joining the CAC's steering committee.
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What?
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We're going to welcome her at our regular board meeting tomorrow.
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I'm sure you can appreciate what a coup it is for the CAC to have a Peabody on the Board of Directors.
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Not to put too fine a point on it,
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but she's bringing Allyn Barnes with her to her first Board of Directors meeting.
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Allyn Barnes is coming to our board meeting?
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Mm-hmm.
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Allyn and Peggy are old friends.
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She's known Helena since she was a little girl.
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There's a rumor that Allyn Barnes has been contemplating a career retrospective.
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The Modern's been after her for years.
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She's pretty resistant.
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I mean, everybody knows Allyn hates the art world.
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But, Helena thinks she might be ready. Now I've asked your department to put together some press clippings of the CAC so we can present it to her tomorrow.
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Well, I'd like to go over those materials.
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This is Leo's strength, Bette. Why don't we just let him do his thing?
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We'll see you tomorrow at six. Hm?
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Come on.
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This is more like it.
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Do you think?
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Bette saw this house in "Architectural Digest"
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she said it was the quintessential California beach house.
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Hm. Did she, now?
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There are eight bedrooms all together, uh,
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not including the guesthouse,
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and there's a nanny's quarters down below.
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What, Walter?
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Please just tell me what you have to tell me - no digressions.
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Amazing view.
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No, no, Walter, I do not ex - Walter, what did I charge you with?
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Don't tell me things I don't want to hear!
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That's not what I pay you for!
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Do you wanna show me the kitchen?
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Walter, no, here's what's happening.
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I'm moving to Los Angeles, and I want my children here with me,
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so just fucking well make it happen, and call me when it's done!
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So? Do we like it?
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It's spectacular.
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Okay.
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I'll move in tomorrow.
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Okay...
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Hi, I'm Winnie Mann. Thanks for seeing me.
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Really nice to meet you.
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I, uh, I didn't know that you would be bringing -
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I don't have a nanny, so when the kids are with me, they are with me. I hope it's not -
258
00:18:53,248 --> 00:18:54,494
Oh, no, no. It's fine. It's great.
259
00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:57,431
Do you remember me?
260
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I'm - we met in New York.
261
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,994
Don't take it personally, it takes more than one meeting.
262
00:19:05,026 --> 00:19:06,194
Wilson, wait, um, uh -
263
00:19:06,692 --> 00:19:07,403
Oh, sweetie, sweetie!
264
00:19:07,748 --> 00:19:11,455
No, no, no, no, no. Oh. See, this...
265
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:17,356
is a Richard Prince, and it goes right there.
266
00:19:20,173 --> 00:19:21,473
Hey, would you guys like to go swimming?
267
00:19:21,808 --> 00:19:22,597
Yeah, that'd be great!
268
00:19:23,498 --> 00:19:24,160
Yeah, can we?
269
00:19:24,529 --> 00:19:28,407
Uh, well, I don't really swim, do you think you might go in with them?
270
00:19:35,196 --> 00:19:35,572
Sure.
271
00:19:41,912 --> 00:19:45,484
Okay. Okay, will you listen to this one?
272
00:19:46,921 --> 00:19:51,783
Okay, so basically I'm gonna get someone from the left, someone from the right, someone from the center -
273
00:19:52,178 --> 00:19:53,513
local, elected officials, whatever.
274
00:19:54,267 --> 00:19:59,945
And then I'm gonna interview them about trends. 'Kay? So. "State Attorney General Wachtel,
275
00:20:00,349 --> 00:20:04,458
have you shopped for your new granddaughter at the new "La La Ling" baby store in Las Feliz?" So.
276
00:20:07,618 --> 00:20:08,600
Mm-hmm.
277
00:20:08,888 --> 00:20:11,805
So, I'm trying to get that intersection between culture and politics.
278
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:18,630
I don't know. Al, it's good. It's just - it's not funny.
279
00:20:19,413 --> 00:20:20,948
It's not supposed to be funny.
280
00:20:21,216 --> 00:20:22,968
Hello? Have you listened to KCRW?
281
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:26,139
Yeah, but didn't Mimi ask you personally to try out for this?
282
00:20:26,705 --> 00:20:27,133
So?
283
00:20:27,461 --> 00:20:28,701
So, she must want you to be you.
284
00:20:29,807 --> 00:20:32,739
No, I'm going to be a funny person on the radio.
285
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:35,256
I don't know why everybody thinks I'm so funny.
286
00:20:37,050 --> 00:20:41,519
Because you are. Alice, you're a funny lady,
287
00:20:42,201 --> 00:20:44,653
and it's one of the things I love about you, and I'm not the only one.
288
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,333
I don't like you very much right now.
289
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:56,513
It makes me so hot when you're angry.
290
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:57,793
Oh yeah?
291
00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:58,332
Oh yeah.
292
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,405
You're totally topping me again.
293
00:21:11,273 --> 00:21:13,423
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you through the feathers, Pillow Queen.
294
00:21:17,065 --> 00:21:17,849
Have you always been a top?
295
00:21:18,084 --> 00:21:18,762
I'm not a top.
296
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:19,404
Yeah, you are.
297
00:21:19,731 --> 00:21:20,025
Uh-huh.
298
00:21:20,423 --> 00:21:20,882
Yeah, you are.
299
00:21:23,995 --> 00:21:24,837
You know what I want you to do?
300
00:21:25,111 --> 00:21:25,517
W hat?
301
00:21:29,615 --> 00:21:31,765
I want you to fuck me really hard with a strap-on.
302
00:21:35,189 --> 00:21:35,947
I don't know if I can do that.
303
00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:38,354
But you're doing it right now without even using one.
304
00:21:45,101 --> 00:21:45,801
Okay.
305
00:21:45,923 --> 00:21:46,448
Yeah?
306
00:21:48,192 --> 00:21:48,777
Twisted my arm.
307
00:21:51,319 --> 00:21:53,883
You know, Bette, I - I know you don't know me, but, um,
308
00:21:54,236 --> 00:21:56,735
I'm taking a wild stab that maybe we have some interests in common.
309
00:21:58,449 --> 00:21:59,265
What are you asking me to do?
310
00:22:00,206 --> 00:22:03,434
I'd like you to be a character witness... against... you know who.
311
00:22:04,902 --> 00:22:06,317
I know she's coming on to your board of directors.
312
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:07,721
Yeah, she's everywhere.
313
00:22:07,988 --> 00:22:09,231
Can't seem to get away from her.
314
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,929
That's how she deals. She colonizes.
315
00:22:12,908 --> 00:22:15,488
- She fuckin' plunders and pillages, that's|- Uh.
316
00:22:16,853 --> 00:22:19,650
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was bad.
317
00:22:21,294 --> 00:22:24,284
Bette, we've got a court hearing in six weeks.
318
00:22:26,653 --> 00:22:27,695
You want me to appear in court?
319
00:22:28,767 --> 00:22:29,141
Yes.
320
00:22:29,813 --> 00:22:30,665
Jesus, Winnie. I don't know.
321
00:22:31,303 --> 00:22:32,457
I mean, I'm really gonna have to think about it.
322
00:22:32,676 --> 00:22:35,901
It's, you know, it's not just that she's on my board of directors, but there's Tina, the...
323
00:22:37,429 --> 00:22:39,940
Well, fuck, I understand if you don't want to -
324
00:22:40,366 --> 00:22:41,406
No, it's not that I don't want to.
325
00:22:41,964 --> 00:22:45,368
Believe me, I would love nothing more than to stand up in court and say what I think of... you know who.
326
00:22:48,789 --> 00:22:49,268
You wanna play again?
327
00:22:49,608 --> 00:22:49,928
Yeah.
328
00:22:50,557 --> 00:22:52,862
Okay. One, two, three.
329
00:22:53,441 --> 00:22:54,242
Ahh!
330
00:22:54,802 --> 00:22:55,417
Woo!
331
00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:27,170
Um. I - I - I just saw you out there, and it - I dunno, it looked like you were hiding.
332
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:27,865
I'm not hiding.
333
00:23:30,766 --> 00:23:31,197
I don't believe you.
334
00:23:47,397 --> 00:23:50,449
Oh my God. Oh my God. Sh -
335
00:23:52,557 --> 00:23:54,610
Shane, who did this? Who did this to you?
336
00:23:54,755 --> 00:23:55,590
It doesn't matter.
337
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:56,438
No, tell me.
338
00:23:56,462 --> 00:23:57,525
I will fucking kill them.
339
00:23:57,634 --> 00:23:58,355
Who did this to you?
340
00:23:58,798 --> 00:23:59,154
You did it.
341
00:24:01,714 --> 00:24:02,038
What?
342
00:24:06,798 --> 00:24:07,248
Fuck you.
343
00:24:11,356 --> 00:24:13,896
Wait. Wait, wait. Look, I'm sorry.
344
00:24:14,233 --> 00:24:15,946
That was a fucked-up thing to say.
345
00:24:18,036 --> 00:24:19,010
Well, maybe you meant something by it.
346
00:24:19,338 --> 00:24:24,488
- Maybe we should just talk and see what happ... |- No. No. No. Can we...
347
00:24:26,628 --> 00:24:30,834
can we just forget what I said? Let's go back to being friends.
348
00:24:35,303 --> 00:24:36,074
Is that what you want?
349
00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:38,895
Really a lot.
350
00:25:07,183 --> 00:25:08,783
I'm so angry I can barely control myself.
351
00:25:09,307 --> 00:25:14,125
But, then I know the more I act like that, the more this person can "F" me up.
352
00:25:15,192 --> 00:25:18,028
But, there I am screaming like a crazy B-I-T-C-H.
353
00:25:18,660 --> 00:25:19,330
That's gotta be hell.
354
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:21,483
She made my life a living hell.
355
00:25:24,483 --> 00:25:25,553
What were you doing with her, Winnie?
356
00:25:26,297 --> 00:25:28,796
Is it so hard to understand? Look at Tina.
357
00:25:32,069 --> 00:25:33,679
You two were separated when she met?
358
00:25:34,164 --> 00:25:34,481
Yeah.
359
00:25:35,245 --> 00:25:37,479
And now she has her completely enthralled.
360
00:25:38,018 --> 00:25:41,825
Yeah. My first play had just debuted at PS 122.
361
00:25:43,007 --> 00:25:49,023
The Voice gave it a rave, and this person shows up and underwrites the entire run of the show.
362
00:25:50,602 --> 00:25:53,309
The next thing you know, I've got my own theatre company,
363
00:25:53,616 --> 00:25:56,361
I'm living in a five million-dollar loft in Tribeca, and...
364
00:25:56,947 --> 00:25:57,603
And starting a family.
365
00:25:58,397 --> 00:26:00,577
Yeah. Hey, she'd never even thought about kids,
366
00:26:01,005 --> 00:26:06,311
but it was a dream of mine, and she's in the business of making people's dreams come true,
367
00:26:07,227 --> 00:26:09,470
until she co-opts and makes them her own.
368
00:26:10,517 --> 00:26:12,693
Mommy, I'm finished with my chicken nuggets.
369
00:26:13,063 --> 00:26:13,934
Can I have some ice cream?
370
00:26:14,471 --> 00:26:14,791
Uh...
371
00:26:15,993 --> 00:26:17,087
I think I have some if it's okay.
372
00:26:18,622 --> 00:26:20,017
Did you and your sister finish your salad?
373
00:26:20,309 --> 00:26:20,571
Yep.
374
00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:22,154
Alrighty.
375
00:26:23,037 --> 00:26:24,383
Then you get the big prize.
376
00:26:27,302 --> 00:26:28,132
Can I give you some advice about it?
377
00:26:29,034 --> 00:26:29,857
I could sure use some.
378
00:26:31,442 --> 00:26:33,254
Drives her crazy when you don't react.
379
00:26:34,101 --> 00:26:37,961
So, she'll bait and bait and bait, and if you just don't take it...
380
00:26:45,260 --> 00:26:45,995
"We're done for now. "
381
00:26:46,847 --> 00:26:50,406
"We'd be clear of Barker's Pass by now if you hadn't brought that uppity preacher's daughter. "
382
00:26:52,776 --> 00:26:53,268
Hey ladies.
383
00:26:54,449 --> 00:26:56,989
Oh, hello. It's Mark.
384
00:26:57,293 --> 00:27:00,221
Excuse me. Is that how you greet your roommate?
385
00:27:01,342 --> 00:27:01,868
What are we watching?
386
00:27:02,364 --> 00:27:04,237
We're watching a Burr Connors film festival.
387
00:27:05,060 --> 00:27:08,726
Yes, Miss Jenny over here is going to ghostwrite his memoirs.
388
00:27:09,534 --> 00:27:11,273
I'm gonna be his stenographer.
389
00:27:11,813 --> 00:27:16,843
No way. Do you know that I had a Burr Connor action figure doll as a child?
390
00:27:17,061 --> 00:27:17,464
You did?
391
00:27:17,630 --> 00:27:19,797
I did, and I made him beat up my G.I. Joe on a daily basis.
392
00:27:19,998 --> 00:27:27,560
Are you serious? You actually thought this guy, Burr Connor, is more - is tougher than G.I. Joe?
393
00:27:28,030 --> 00:27:30,060
Oh, pffpt. Look at him. Way tougher.
394
00:27:30,524 --> 00:27:33,500
This is sentimental claptrap.
395
00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:37,647
How could you possibly call these macho men sentimental?
396
00:27:38,684 --> 00:27:47,515
Um, because it's a pretext for telling stories about, like, the purity of male friendship and devotion.
397
00:27:47,953 --> 00:27:50,081
I mean, Mark, okay, look at all these films.
398
00:27:50,555 --> 00:27:51,757
They're all fucking the same.
399
00:27:52,244 --> 00:27:53,075
Chick flicks are the same!
400
00:27:53,288 --> 00:27:54,965
Okay, okay, you know what?
401
00:27:55,158 --> 00:27:56,353
You cannot tell that theory to Burr Connors. No.
402
00:27:56,624 --> 00:27:57,581
Kiss. Now.
403
00:27:57,811 --> 00:27:58,560
Thelma and Louise
404
00:27:58,790 --> 00:27:59,093
Mwah!
405
00:27:59,444 --> 00:28:00,308
No more.
406
00:28:02,329 --> 00:28:03,053
Where's Shane, by the way?
407
00:28:04,376 --> 00:28:07,109
Um, I - I think she, uh, went out.
408
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:08,016
Where?
409
00:28:08,857 --> 00:28:09,166
I dunno.
410
00:28:09,545 --> 00:28:09,891
To a club?
411
00:28:11,192 --> 00:28:12,237
We don't know, Mark.
412
00:28:13,574 --> 00:28:13,892
Yeah.
413
00:28:15,136 --> 00:28:15,879
Sixteen Candles.
414
00:28:18,028 --> 00:28:18,829
Dukes of Hazzard.
415
00:28:20,836 --> 00:28:22,660
Gone With the Wind, Funny Girl.
416
00:28:26,380 --> 00:28:31,196
Bless me father, for I have sinned. It's been...
417
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:34,878
sixteen years...
418
00:28:36,518 --> 00:28:37,781
since my last confession.
419
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:41,280
And what brought you here tonight?
420
00:28:42,424 --> 00:28:42,943
Everyone...
421
00:28:44,223 --> 00:28:45,431
wants something from me, and...
422
00:28:48,369 --> 00:28:50,444
I don't feel like I have anything left to give.
423
00:28:54,186 --> 00:28:55,521
What have you been giving up until now?
424
00:28:57,892 --> 00:28:58,439
Sex.
425
00:29:00,292 --> 00:29:01,781
That's mainly what people want.
426
00:29:04,530 --> 00:29:05,147
Actually, I...
427
00:29:08,919 --> 00:29:12,722
I don't even know at this point. I don't - I don't - I don't know.
428
00:29:17,932 --> 00:29:20,352
Do you feel you have to have sex with everyone who wants it?
429
00:29:23,300 --> 00:29:24,115
In church I didn't.
430
00:29:26,391 --> 00:29:30,351
I used to, uh, live in a church shelter, so...
431
00:29:32,418 --> 00:29:32,898
When was that?
432
00:29:34,165 --> 00:29:34,715
I guess I was 10.
433
00:29:36,287 --> 00:29:43,073
And I ran away from my foster family because someone told me my real mom was back in Austin.
434
00:29:46,498 --> 00:29:49,385
And she used to go to that shelter when she was trying to get clean.
435
00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:53,271
Your mother was a drug addict?
436
00:29:55,570 --> 00:29:55,786
Yeah.
437
00:29:59,579 --> 00:30:01,507
Have you ever considered joining a church group?
438
00:30:02,958 --> 00:30:03,466
No.
439
00:30:05,513 --> 00:30:06,070
No.
440
00:30:06,687 --> 00:30:08,395
No, no, I don't like groups.
441
00:30:11,047 --> 00:30:11,858
The thing I...
442
00:30:12,924 --> 00:30:13,993
I like about confession is...
443
00:30:17,010 --> 00:30:18,696
you don't have to see the other person's face.
444
00:30:21,489 --> 00:30:22,506
And you don't have to see how...
445
00:30:25,094 --> 00:30:31,494
how hurt they are when they realize that you can't be that thing they want you to be.
446
00:30:35,885 --> 00:30:38,975
You might find that there are people who don't want anything from you.
447
00:30:40,649 --> 00:30:41,797
They just want to know you.
448
00:30:44,703 --> 00:30:47,230
Yeah, I haven't met anyone like that.
449
00:30:51,346 --> 00:30:53,392
Anyway, there's nothing to know.
450
00:30:54,752 --> 00:30:56,055
My friend, would you just consider it?
451
00:31:09,919 --> 00:31:10,722
Ah, thank you.
452
00:31:11,142 --> 00:31:11,339
Sure.
453
00:31:13,619 --> 00:31:14,315
Alice!
454
00:31:14,721 --> 00:31:15,042
What?
455
00:31:16,596 --> 00:31:17,314
Oh. Yeah.
456
00:31:19,832 --> 00:31:20,704
Yeah, I thought that would go away.
457
00:31:22,593 --> 00:31:23,278
You knew you did this to me?
458
00:31:24,718 --> 00:31:26,749
Well, I wasn't doing it on purpose. You bruise easy.
459
00:31:28,658 --> 00:31:29,236
You're not the only one.
460
00:31:30,918 --> 00:31:33,710
Oh, my god! I look like I've been beaten!
461
00:31:34,837 --> 00:31:35,692
I have my interview today!
462
00:31:36,529 --> 00:31:36,957
It's radio.
463
00:31:37,715 --> 00:31:38,402
I have to make an impression.
464
00:31:40,376 --> 00:31:41,422
And I don't. You're right.
465
00:31:41,950 --> 00:31:43,966
I have a photo shoot with Women's Fitness today.
466
00:31:44,887 --> 00:31:46,993
I'm the first out lesbian they've ever put on the cover.
467
00:31:49,738 --> 00:31:52,086
Well, you'll just be saying you can be gay and a slut.
468
00:31:55,263 --> 00:31:55,676
Is there any more?
469
00:31:57,148 --> 00:31:57,404
Yeah!
470
00:31:58,922 --> 00:31:59,270
Where.
471
00:32:02,553 --> 00:32:04,229
Oh, really!
472
00:32:13,043 --> 00:32:15,504
I haven't seen you guys in a couple days. What have you been doing?
473
00:32:16,084 --> 00:32:16,774
- Working. | -Training.
474
00:32:21,015 --> 00:32:22,482
They've been having sex all weekend.
475
00:32:22,992 --> 00:32:23,726
- Hi!|- Hey!
476
00:32:25,301 --> 00:32:26,496
- Hi, everyone. |- Hi.
477
00:32:30,785 --> 00:32:33,323
Um, why don't you two join us?
478
00:32:34,823 --> 00:32:35,164
Okay...
479
00:32:37,033 --> 00:32:39,000
Thank you. That's nice.
480
00:32:42,935 --> 00:32:43,704
Hi. Hello.
481
00:32:45,923 --> 00:32:47,243
So, um...
482
00:32:49,802 --> 00:32:53,606
Tina was just saying that Dana and Alice are having sex.
483
00:32:57,156 --> 00:33:00,105
There's nothing to be ashamed of. They'll be in good company.
484
00:33:02,176 --> 00:33:06,158
Yeah, we haven't, though. I've been busy and she's been busy and...
485
00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:06,783
Working.
486
00:33:08,141 --> 00:33:09,779
Oh, yeah, uh, let me see.
487
00:33:10,039 --> 00:33:10,376
No...
488
00:33:10,830 --> 00:33:11,602
Busy!
489
00:33:12,329 --> 00:33:12,851
Ohh!
490
00:33:13,365 --> 00:33:14,405
Okay, let's see.
491
00:33:16,082 --> 00:33:17,417
Um, working!
492
00:33:19,266 --> 00:33:20,250
Oh, my goodness!
493
00:33:21,198 --> 00:33:22,269
Working it, working it, uh-huh.
494
00:33:23,261 --> 00:33:25,359
Let us see, let us see! Open it up.
495
00:33:26,763 --> 00:33:30,120
- Alright. I have... |- Oh!
496
00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:31,644
Oh, my god!
497
00:33:32,819 --> 00:33:33,953
Oh, my god!
498
00:33:34,409 --> 00:33:38,831
I have my KCRW audition and I kinda don't know what to do so I was...
499
00:33:40,427 --> 00:33:41,646
Look, you know...
500
00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:43,934
Why don't you take this.
501
00:33:45,497 --> 00:33:48,765
Because passion should never cost you respect.
502
00:33:49,007 --> 00:33:49,835
No that...
503
00:33:50,302 --> 00:33:52,374
Helena, I couldn't accept this. It's Hermes.
504
00:33:53,459 --> 00:33:56,653
It's vintage. And for having such a good eye, you get to keep it.
505
00:33:59,078 --> 00:33:59,454
Ohh!
506
00:34:00,445 --> 00:34:01,383
Wow.
507
00:34:04,854 --> 00:34:07,584
You know, I think I'd better be getting to work.
508
00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:10,367
Well, that's a shame. Why don't you take the morning off?
509
00:34:11,125 --> 00:34:12,459
Well, because it's not really an option for me.
510
00:34:13,620 --> 00:34:15,708
Of course it is. You're having breakfast with one of your board members.
511
00:34:16,268 --> 00:34:18,776
And we're gonna discuss what we're gonna talk about with Allyn Barnes tonight.
512
00:34:19,957 --> 00:34:20,938
You've gotta be kidding.
513
00:34:21,328 --> 00:34:24,801
Uh, Helena has just joined the board of directors for the CAC.
514
00:34:27,601 --> 00:34:28,767
I'll see you at the meeting.
515
00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:33,364
Well - Bette, why don't you come over later tonight, after the meeting?
516
00:34:34,436 --> 00:34:36,413
Tina and I have found a house.
517
00:34:37,528 --> 00:34:39,451
Oh - no - Helena has found a house.
518
00:34:42,558 --> 00:34:46,100
Well, you know what, why don't you all come over tonight, we'll have a, uh...
519
00:34:46,358 --> 00:34:47,675
- Yeah. |... a house warming party!
520
00:34:50,737 --> 00:34:51,998
You should see this house. It's amazing.
521
00:34:52,260 --> 00:34:53,140
It's the one on Broad Beach.
522
00:34:53,353 --> 00:34:56,514
The one in Architectural Digest. It's gorgeous.
523
00:34:57,890 --> 00:34:58,371
Of course it is.
524
00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:03,960
You know, that sounds really nice, Helena.
525
00:35:05,934 --> 00:35:06,817
Maybe if I'm not too tired.
526
00:35:08,529 --> 00:35:08,762
Good.
527
00:35:13,709 --> 00:35:15,135
- Bye, Bette. |- Bye.
528
00:35:15,589 --> 00:35:17,208
- Bye, you guys, good luck. |- Thanks.
529
00:35:24,665 --> 00:35:25,790
- Hey. |- Hey.
530
00:35:34,725 --> 00:35:35,978
Did I say something to offend you?
531
00:35:36,536 --> 00:35:40,425
No. Look. You saved my ass.
532
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,482
And I'm sorry if I didn't thank you adequately.
533
00:35:47,291 --> 00:35:48,102
So thank you.
534
00:35:49,694 --> 00:35:50,781
Do you know anything about, uh...
535
00:35:52,145 --> 00:35:53,607
about the Samurai code, Ronin?
536
00:35:56,064 --> 00:35:56,929
That one of those Hong Kong action flicks?
537
00:35:57,855 --> 00:35:59,192
No, it's a book actually.
538
00:35:59,967 --> 00:36:05,416
I was really into that shit when I was like 13, 14, got my first degree black belt in Shotoka.
539
00:36:06,167 --> 00:36:07,260
Lucky for me, huh?
540
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,918
Yeah. Well, according to the Samurai code,
541
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:14,234
if you save someone's ass you're forever indebted to that person.
542
00:36:15,267 --> 00:36:18,174
You're - it's the greatest honor and privilege you can ever achieve.
543
00:36:20,577 --> 00:36:22,227
Look, I - I said thank you.
544
00:36:22,415 --> 00:36:23,329
I don't know what else you want me to do.
545
00:36:24,063 --> 00:36:24,946
Not you, me.
546
00:36:26,528 --> 00:36:29,148
I'm indebted to you for giving me that opportunity.
547
00:36:31,174 --> 00:36:33,413
No, so, it's like, basically, I'm your servant, now.
548
00:36:35,999 --> 00:36:36,426
No thank you.
549
00:36:37,308 --> 00:36:39,929
It's just the way it's gotta be. You're stuck with me.
550
00:36:42,539 --> 00:36:43,077
Sit, please.
551
00:36:43,596 --> 00:36:45,858
Oh, oh, oh! Allow me.
552
00:36:50,504 --> 00:36:52,582
Will you be having a beverage, my lord?
553
00:36:55,031 --> 00:36:55,413
No.
554
00:37:02,212 --> 00:37:02,520
Hello?
555
00:37:02,870 --> 00:37:05,903
Hi. Um, this is Jenny Schecter for Mr. Burr Connor, please?
556
00:37:06,705 --> 00:37:08,445
- Yes, Miss Schecter, come on in. |- Thank you.
557
00:37:21,751 --> 00:37:22,591
It's a hard feeling to describe.
558
00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:29,905
But I think that I've known for a really long time, and I fought against it because I knew that my...
559
00:37:30,973 --> 00:37:36,375
family... wouldn't approve, but I actually think that I've always known.
560
00:37:37,890 --> 00:37:38,831
Yeah, I know exactly what you mean.
561
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:40,186
Yeah?
562
00:37:40,768 --> 00:37:44,176
Mm-hmm. From the time I was a small boy, I...
563
00:37:46,277 --> 00:37:47,233
I always knew I wanted to be an actor.
564
00:37:48,467 --> 00:37:48,938
How cool.
565
00:37:52,508 --> 00:37:57,931
So... like, what - what kinda writers would you say you model yourself after?
566
00:37:59,875 --> 00:38:01,899
Judith Krantz, Danielle Steele? Like that?
567
00:38:04,247 --> 00:38:06,356
Ew! You're kidding. I'm sorry.
568
00:38:09,008 --> 00:38:13,737
Looking at you, having spent a few minutes with you, um... I'm good at this.
569
00:38:15,995 --> 00:38:16,598
Mary Gaitskill.
570
00:38:17,471 --> 00:38:20,635
Wow! Thank you.
571
00:38:21,954 --> 00:38:27,697
I don't know. I mean, Charlotte's pushing me really hard right now, so my style is just evolving pretty fast.
572
00:38:28,897 --> 00:38:30,028
Well, I won't be pushing you. Okay?
573
00:38:31,231 --> 00:38:34,015
I, uh... I basically just need you to correct my grammar...
574
00:38:34,496 --> 00:38:34,757
Mm-hmm.
575
00:38:35,053 --> 00:38:36,345
And add an adjective or two here and there.
576
00:38:37,622 --> 00:38:40,957
'Kay. Have you - have you ever written anything before?
577
00:38:41,911 --> 00:38:44,014
No, not really. I've been tape-recording myself.
578
00:38:44,537 --> 00:38:45,243
- Oh, yeah?|- Yeah.
579
00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:49,704
Oh, okay. Actually, I have this.
580
00:38:49,907 --> 00:38:52,483
No. Uh. You can put that away.
581
00:38:52,829 --> 00:38:53,748
Okay, then I'll put it away.
582
00:38:56,370 --> 00:38:59,683
Can I - can I just use um, my notebook?
583
00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:00,992
No, go ahead.
584
00:39:02,268 --> 00:39:04,572
Um, okay. I have a couple of questions for you, to begin.
585
00:39:04,924 --> 00:39:05,117
Mm-hmm.
586
00:39:06,959 --> 00:39:15,233
Rod Sebring. It appears as though you have a very profound connection with him.
587
00:39:15,476 --> 00:39:16,012
Mm-hmm.
588
00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:17,209
Yeah.
589
00:39:19,101 --> 00:39:20,242
Well, we did three pictures together.
590
00:39:20,589 --> 00:39:35,089
Yeah. The scene in, uh, in Hard Man To Know, where you carry Mr. Sebring across Texas after he's been shot... it's beautiful and quite romantic.
591
00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:37,180
Mm-hmm. You like that movie?
592
00:39:37,769 --> 00:39:41,170
I loved it! I really - I - I thought it was like - I loved it.
593
00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:42,586
- Really?|- Yeah.
594
00:39:43,689 --> 00:39:44,596
You don't seem like the type.
595
00:39:45,185 --> 00:39:47,161
Oh, my god. I've seen all of your films.
596
00:39:47,888 --> 00:39:49,268
- I'm sure you have, yeah. |- Yep.
597
00:39:50,358 --> 00:39:51,146
Burr: In the last two days, right?
598
00:39:51,421 --> 00:39:52,376
Yes, but...
599
00:39:53,635 --> 00:39:57,382
Okay, but - but - but my girlfriend actually has seen all your films.
600
00:39:58,763 --> 00:39:59,291
Your girlfriend.
601
00:39:59,681 --> 00:40:01,676
Yeah. When she was a little kid,
602
00:40:02,088 --> 00:40:06,418
she and her step-dad used to go to all your films so now she can recite all your dialogue.
603
00:40:07,497 --> 00:40:08,255
So she's a tomboy?
604
00:40:11,287 --> 00:40:12,880
Gosh, I've never thought of her like that.
605
00:40:15,168 --> 00:40:16,356
I think she's just beautiful.
606
00:40:20,255 --> 00:40:21,260
Well...
607
00:40:22,043 --> 00:40:23,682
Miss Schecter, thank you so much for coming on over.
608
00:40:25,001 --> 00:40:26,909
And I'll be in touch with you to let you know if I'll be needing your help.
609
00:40:29,084 --> 00:40:31,415
- Oh. Okay. |- Okay.
610
00:40:36,445 --> 00:40:42,459
Um, are you firing me, um... because I'm gay?
611
00:40:44,074 --> 00:40:45,665
Well, I wasn't aware that I'd actually hired you.
612
00:40:46,661 --> 00:40:48,980
But I do prefer to have certain things flaunted in my face.
613
00:40:59,996 --> 00:41:04,297
My big catch-phrase-ending could be, um, "Go ask Alice 'cause she knows what's goin' on!" Like...
614
00:41:09,002 --> 00:41:10,758
No, that's good. That's good.
615
00:41:11,964 --> 00:41:13,566
Um, look, I'm gonna go talk to my new chef.
616
00:41:14,359 --> 00:41:14,559
What?
617
00:41:14,891 --> 00:41:15,060
Yeah!
618
00:41:15,493 --> 00:41:16,809
You got a new chef, that's so cool.
619
00:41:17,359 --> 00:41:21,577
Girl, I stole her from A.O.C. She was training under Suzanne Goins.
620
00:41:23,264 --> 00:41:26,484
Maybe I should write about that. I mean, it - it's gotta be better than what I have.
621
00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:28,934
No, no, yours is really good, Alice!
622
00:41:29,342 --> 00:41:31,939
I mean, you just gotta relax...
623
00:41:33,048 --> 00:41:34,159
and breathe.
624
00:41:34,931 --> 00:41:35,941
Benjamin. Right.
625
00:41:36,295 --> 00:41:36,765
You bet.
626
00:41:37,098 --> 00:41:37,787
Yeah.
627
00:41:38,007 --> 00:41:38,299
Okay?
628
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:39,362
Yeah.
629
00:41:41,291 --> 00:41:44,995
This is Alice Pieszecki reminding you to relax and breathe. Relax and...
630
00:41:47,226 --> 00:41:48,636
Reminding you to relax and breathe.
631
00:41:51,789 --> 00:41:52,148
Alice.
632
00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:53,477
Gabby!
633
00:41:53,945 --> 00:41:56,927
I thought you'd have a more interesting demise than muttering to yourself at The Planet.
634
00:41:58,644 --> 00:41:59,057
Yeah - wow.
635
00:41:59,704 --> 00:42:00,193
Gimme a hug.
636
00:42:00,605 --> 00:42:02,138
Oh. 'Kay. Oh.
637
00:42:02,510 --> 00:42:03,089
- Hi!|- Hi.
638
00:42:03,663 --> 00:42:04,435
You look good.
639
00:42:04,638 --> 00:42:05,363
Thanks. What's wrong with you?
640
00:42:06,133 --> 00:42:06,998
Mm, nothing except that I'm in love.
641
00:42:08,219 --> 00:42:09,951
Yeah. Gabby Devaux in love.
642
00:42:11,077 --> 00:42:11,393
Wow.
643
00:42:12,529 --> 00:42:13,932
How are you? What's going on with you?
644
00:42:14,714 --> 00:42:16,033
Um - I'm in love too!
645
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:17,365
Aw.
646
00:42:17,679 --> 00:42:23,327
Yeah. You can't tell? Um, maybe I'm not showing it or something - I'm very private, so.
647
00:42:23,968 --> 00:42:26,814
Alice "tell me all your secrets and I'll sell them to the Daily Planet" Pieszecki?
648
00:42:28,355 --> 00:42:29,688
So, who is the lucky lady?
649
00:42:31,072 --> 00:42:32,482
Um, she - you don't know her.
650
00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:34,228
I pretty much know everybody.
651
00:42:35,121 --> 00:42:36,743
Well, do I know your new paramour?
652
00:42:38,029 --> 00:42:40,089
She's, um - oh. Here she is.
653
00:42:42,396 --> 00:42:45,307
- Hey. |- Lara?
654
00:42:45,746 --> 00:42:46,000
Hey Alice.
655
00:42:46,266 --> 00:42:47,046
I - I guess you do.
656
00:42:47,246 --> 00:42:47,734
Hey, baby.
657
00:42:50,353 --> 00:42:50,930
Did you like your recipes?
658
00:42:51,603 --> 00:42:53,305
Dishes, honey, we don't call them recipes.
659
00:42:56,165 --> 00:42:57,597
So, Alice, how's Dana?
660
00:42:58,226 --> 00:43:01,506
She's fine! Yeah! She's great! Actually. Great.
661
00:43:01,907 --> 00:43:07,734
Yeah, I'm sure you'll see her around and stuff. So cool - great to see you guys.
662
00:43:08,353 --> 00:43:09,369
The two of you. Yeah. Okay.
663
00:43:10,279 --> 00:43:11,557
- Bye. |- Yeah! Bye!
664
00:43:14,824 --> 00:43:18,636
"... powered by Real Networks. KCRW, a community service of Santa Monica College. "
665
00:43:19,499 --> 00:43:20,757
All this at KCRW dot com -
666
00:43:20,975 --> 00:43:21,314
Alice.
667
00:43:21,484 --> 00:43:21,896
Hi, Mimi.
668
00:43:22,726 --> 00:43:23,547
I'm so happy to see you.
669
00:43:24,231 --> 00:43:25,551
Oh, you're not gonna believe what just happened to me.
670
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:27,027
- What?|- Ohh.
671
00:43:27,977 --> 00:43:28,283
Are you ready?
672
00:43:28,637 --> 00:43:28,826
Yeah.
673
00:43:29,141 --> 00:43:29,844
I am ready. I am ready.
674
00:43:31,039 --> 00:43:31,593
Can you say a few words, please?
675
00:43:32,450 --> 00:43:33,400
Yes, I ca - um -
676
00:43:34,846 --> 00:43:35,401
Yep. 'Kay, good. Okay.
677
00:43:36,341 --> 00:43:36,646
Hello.
678
00:43:37,788 --> 00:43:43,027
Um, hi - hi, this is Alice Pieszecki. This is - one, two, is that good?
679
00:43:43,581 --> 00:43:43,884
That's good.
680
00:43:44,784 --> 00:43:49,564
Um... yeah. So out walks Lara, who's the - the ex of my current girlfriend.
681
00:43:50,664 --> 00:43:54,095
And, uh, what does she do? She makes out with my ex.
682
00:43:55,231 --> 00:44:02,755
I mean - if I was gonna draw you a picture of this, um, Alice to Dana, Dana to Lara... Lara to Gabby - hi, gross.
683
00:44:04,721 --> 00:44:06,131
Gabby to Alice. I'm just...
684
00:44:07,623 --> 00:44:08,898
totally freaked out about it!
685
00:44:09,474 --> 00:44:10,919
I'm sorry, it's like... ahh!
686
00:44:12,285 --> 00:44:16,581
Um, I don't know, it's - well I have this chart, and - it's -
687
00:44:17,423 --> 00:44:21,708
you know, started on the back of a napkin but now it takes up an entire wall in my living room.
688
00:44:22,247 --> 00:44:25,145
But it's about these entanglements, you know?
689
00:44:25,417 --> 00:44:29,503
It's - it's, like, got, uh, relationships on it, one night stands -
690
00:44:30,889 --> 00:44:33,377
pretty much has anybody who slept with anybody else...
691
00:44:34,232 --> 00:44:36,797
That, therefore, connects me to Tina, which connects me...
692
00:44:37,905 --> 00:44:39,955
to Helena, who Tina's currently seeing...
693
00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:43,881
And once you get her on the chart, y'know, you have Warren Beatty.
694
00:44:44,093 --> 00:44:45,678
Which, you have him on the chart, you know, you pretty much have...
695
00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:51,745
Presidents, Presidential interns, I mean, I'm - I'm connected to Monica Lewinsky. It's random. It's
696
00:44:51,936 --> 00:44:52,392
I don't know, it's
697
00:44:52,898 --> 00:44:56,462
I'm sorry, I'm totally rambling, and um... 'cause I have... sorry.
698
00:44:56,797 --> 00:44:58,203
It's okay, Alice. I think we've got what we need.
699
00:44:59,221 --> 00:44:59,775
I don't understand.
700
00:45:00,916 --> 00:45:01,258
That's okay.
701
00:45:02,475 --> 00:45:03,335
It was great, I promise you.
702
00:45:09,064 --> 00:45:13,285
Since this isn't a regular meeting, I won't regale you with details of budget or schedule,
703
00:45:13,575 --> 00:45:16,664
I'll just welcome Helena Peabody.
704
00:45:17,316 --> 00:45:18,423
And turn it over to Leo.
705
00:45:19,394 --> 00:45:22,039
Well, I think Helena deserves a little more fanfare than that!
706
00:45:22,842 --> 00:45:28,094
Helena, the California Arts Center is privileged and highly honored to welcome you to our Board of Directors.
707
00:45:35,527 --> 00:45:37,652
And, Helena has a very special guest with her tonight.
708
00:45:38,404 --> 00:45:40,645
Helena, please introduce Allyn Barnes.
709
00:45:42,181 --> 00:45:45,249
Well, I really don't think Allyn needs any introduction.
710
00:45:46,885 --> 00:45:49,723
She's quite simply one of the most important living artists of our time.
711
00:45:50,585 --> 00:45:52,317
Nonsense. Stop it.
712
00:45:53,096 --> 00:45:55,307
Nobody outside of the art world even knows my work.
713
00:45:56,364 --> 00:45:59,060
That's an understatement, hardly anyone in the art world knows your work.
714
00:46:00,818 --> 00:46:03,490
Of course we do. Everybody remembers Allyn Barnes' Tet Offensive.
715
00:46:03,977 --> 00:46:04,811
Well, that was 1972.
716
00:46:05,940 --> 00:46:09,736
I mean, Allyn, how do you propose to show the work you've done since you stopped showing at galleries,
717
00:46:10,881 --> 00:46:12,982
because that's 30 years of work that's never been exhibited.
718
00:46:13,618 --> 00:46:15,431
Well, I'm not sure I propose to show it at all.
719
00:46:16,205 --> 00:46:17,230
Allyn doesn't have to worry about that.
720
00:46:17,970 --> 00:46:19,783
We'll devote the entire museum. All five galleries.
721
00:46:20,466 --> 00:46:21,849
The CAC will be the Allyn Barnes museum.
722
00:46:24,517 --> 00:46:27,913
Oh. Allyn. Please don't worry, you're in very good hands with Leo.
723
00:46:29,003 --> 00:46:30,464
What about the earth works in Humboldt County?
724
00:46:31,530 --> 00:46:35,798
I mean, A Season In Hell is one of the most magnificent pieces of art made during the last 20 years,
725
00:46:36,119 --> 00:46:37,195
and it was destroyed due to clear-cutting.
726
00:46:38,137 --> 00:46:39,767
Bette, I think you're a little out of step here?
727
00:46:40,639 --> 00:46:41,934
Allyn and I have discussed this, and -
728
00:46:42,184 --> 00:46:43,291
That was what the piece was about.
729
00:46:43,650 --> 00:46:46,292
Yes, but in a retrospective, it would be a glaring omission.
730
00:46:47,319 --> 00:46:49,902
There has to be some way that we reference that work.
731
00:46:50,746 --> 00:46:54,094
I mean, I feel - incredibly privileged to have seen it.
732
00:46:55,409 --> 00:46:56,250
You saw A Season In Hell?
733
00:46:57,502 --> 00:46:58,848
I wrote my graduate thesis on it.
734
00:46:59,386 --> 00:47:02,660
That was you? That piece that was published in the Art Forum?
735
00:47:03,469 --> 00:47:06,062
It was crude. I think that I'm a better critical writer now.
736
00:47:07,077 --> 00:47:13,175
I was so furious! You were the first person in eighteen years that penetrated my anonymity.
737
00:47:14,048 --> 00:47:17,561
Well, I did scale three fences just to get close to it, I thought I was gonna get shot at.
738
00:47:17,887 --> 00:47:22,649
Well, you almost were shot at. But, it was the best article that's ever been written about my work.
739
00:47:23,409 --> 00:47:25,896
I mean, you really, really understood what I was going after.
740
00:47:26,815 --> 00:47:29,638
I attended your lecture series the semester you taught at Yale.
741
00:47:30,885 --> 00:47:32,164
So you must've studied with Si Stillman?
742
00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:34,243
Oh, my god! He hated me!
743
00:47:34,606 --> 00:47:38,691
Did Si give you that exercise where you had to write about a Vasarely after a story by Borges?
744
00:47:40,466 --> 00:47:43,054
"Tlon, Uqbar, Orbis Tertius. " That was the story I chose.
745
00:47:45,322 --> 00:47:47,744
Reality of Perception. Labyrinth of Time and Space...
746
00:47:50,345 --> 00:47:57,294
- Hey!|- Oh, was it that bad?
747
00:48:00,061 --> 00:48:01,414
I fucked it up massively.
748
00:48:02,717 --> 00:48:03,926
And how did you manage that?
749
00:48:05,299 --> 00:48:10,968
Well, I think that Mister Connor doesn't like the fact that I'm a lesbian.
750
00:48:14,741 --> 00:48:15,470
You told him that?
751
00:48:15,881 --> 00:48:16,151
Yeah.
752
00:48:18,030 --> 00:48:18,832
And how did that happen?
753
00:48:19,501 --> 00:48:24,902
Guess it just sort of came out. And I was - I was talking about you.
754
00:48:26,868 --> 00:48:30,263
Aww. You outed me to Burr Connor!
755
00:48:33,892 --> 00:48:35,684
He's a big, creepy homophobe.
756
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:40,837
Oh. Well don't worry about it. Most men from that generation are.
757
00:48:52,981 --> 00:48:54,515
- Hey. |- Hey.
758
00:48:55,902 --> 00:48:57,779
Um. Look, a few of us are...
759
00:48:59,558 --> 00:49:01,158
gonna go hang out, you think you might wanna come?
760
00:49:03,668 --> 00:49:04,648
I dunno, I, uh...
761
00:49:06,614 --> 00:49:06,848
Okay.
762
00:49:08,816 --> 00:49:09,114
How 'bout this.
763
00:49:11,771 --> 00:49:17,093
As my servant, I'm instructing you to come and hang out, because I need the protection.
764
00:49:20,697 --> 00:49:20,960
Alright.
765
00:49:21,968 --> 00:49:22,272
Good answer.
766
00:49:24,515 --> 00:49:26,247
So, it's all about things that are connected.
767
00:49:26,725 --> 00:49:30,210
It can be funny, it can be serious, as long as it fits the premise.
768
00:49:32,801 --> 00:49:33,222
I'm so proud of you.
769
00:49:35,388 --> 00:49:38,211
The Chart with Alice Pieszecki, Fridays at 3 on KCRW.
770
00:49:38,718 --> 00:49:39,364
Ooh, good voice.
771
00:49:39,673 --> 00:49:39,957
You like?
772
00:49:40,198 --> 00:49:40,389
Yeah.
773
00:49:40,746 --> 00:49:41,651
Alice, make out with me.
774
00:49:48,491 --> 00:49:50,360
So what made you pick the chart? You had so many other ideas.
775
00:49:51,335 --> 00:49:57,703
Um... I don't know. Actually, I ran into Gabby Devaux. Blugh!
776
00:49:58,936 --> 00:49:59,247
You did!
777
00:50:00,533 --> 00:50:04,387
Yeah, and she was all, "Let's be friends!" You know?
778
00:50:04,987 --> 00:50:07,250
I don't understand what this need to have a, uh,
779
00:50:08,008 --> 00:50:12,715
deep yet sexless relationship with an ex that treated you shitty and cheated on you, but... hey.
780
00:50:15,569 --> 00:50:18,944
Yeah, I, you know, don't necessarily think we should be friends with our exes.
781
00:50:21,026 --> 00:50:23,170
Really! You agree, huh?
782
00:50:23,533 --> 00:50:23,988
Yeah, I do.
783
00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:27,523
Huh. Well, what if one of your exes just kinda showed up like that?
784
00:50:30,005 --> 00:50:33,397
Well, uh, I'm not ready to be friends with Tonya, if that's what you mean.
785
00:50:33,674 --> 00:50:33,897
Right.
786
00:50:37,435 --> 00:50:39,692
What about, uh... I don't know, like... Lara.
787
00:50:41,956 --> 00:50:44,244
Alice, I haven't thought about Lara in a long time.
788
00:50:44,811 --> 00:50:48,247
I don't know. I don't - I guess we could be friends?
789
00:50:49,787 --> 00:50:50,398
Unless you don't want me to.
790
00:50:55,807 --> 00:50:56,851
I'll go get that.
791
00:50:58,875 --> 00:51:06,221
Hello? Hi, Jenny, it's Dana. Hol - hold on.
792
00:51:07,007 --> 00:51:08,952
Um, Jenny and Carmen aren't going to Helena's.
793
00:51:09,576 --> 00:51:10,126
Really? Where they going?
794
00:51:12,428 --> 00:51:12,827
Where you going?
795
00:51:17,837 --> 00:51:18,628
Is this an LA thing?
796
00:51:20,019 --> 00:51:22,878
You invite people, they say they're gonna come, and then they just don't show up?
797
00:51:24,611 --> 00:51:28,574
It is. I remember being shocked by it when I first moved here.
798
00:51:29,710 --> 00:51:30,274
Now I'm just used to it.
799
00:51:31,120 --> 00:51:32,441
Yeah, well, it's not gonna fly with me.
800
00:51:34,938 --> 00:51:38,163
Well, you'll just have to send formal invitations next time.
801
00:51:39,359 --> 00:51:41,504
I'm not so sure there's gonna be a next time.
802
00:51:42,968 --> 00:51:45,384
I'm not very forgiving when it comes to social transgressions.
803
00:51:48,547 --> 00:51:50,615
Come on. This is nice.
804
00:51:52,187 --> 00:51:56,999
We get to be alone together in your new house, and initiate it all by ourselves.
805
00:52:03,409 --> 00:52:04,780
Or am I not enough for you?
806
00:52:09,443 --> 00:52:10,778
You're more than enough for me.
807
00:52:24,718 --> 00:52:25,333
Oh, my god.
808
00:52:26,020 --> 00:52:26,927
Hi!
809
00:52:27,512 --> 00:52:27,816
What are you doing?
810
00:52:28,254 --> 00:52:30,006
We thought we'd invite ourselves over, if that's okay.
811
00:52:30,515 --> 00:52:31,675
What about Helena and Tina's?
812
00:52:32,270 --> 00:52:34,360
Oh, no, it's too far. Malibu's such a drive.
813
00:52:34,838 --> 00:52:36,191
Oh, the curse of the west side.
814
00:52:36,704 --> 00:52:37,544
And it is family night.
815
00:52:38,543 --> 00:52:39,707
How are you?
816
00:52:40,391 --> 00:52:41,242
Hi. Good to see you.
817
00:52:44,300 --> 00:52:45,788
I guess I'll... order pizza!
818
00:52:46,524 --> 00:52:52,437
Oh, let me. I feel privilege being invited to your family night. Um. Angeli?
819
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:58,269
Sure. I think the phone is on the credenza.
820
00:53:01,018 --> 00:53:05,622
Hey, Mark. Can you get one with, like, ricotta cheese or something?
821
00:53:07,075 --> 00:53:08,935
I think they call it, like, the quattro stagione.
822
00:53:10,021 --> 00:53:10,394
What's it called?
823
00:53:10,677 --> 00:53:11,740
The quattro stagione.
824
00:53:13,046 --> 00:53:15,123
Kah-tro sta-gee-on?
825
00:53:15,848 --> 00:53:17,049
Um, how'd it go with Burr Connors?
826
00:53:17,402 --> 00:53:18,565
The Burr Connors?
827
00:53:19,013 --> 00:53:21,064
Yeah! Jenny's ghostwriting his memoirs.
828
00:53:21,826 --> 00:53:22,872
Not after today.
829
00:53:23,364 --> 00:53:26,467
That one, and my friend Alice wanted the, uh, meat lover's.
830
00:53:36,916 --> 00:53:39,548
So, everybody, everybody. Congratulate Alice.
831
00:53:39,956 --> 00:53:41,270
Congratulate Alice!
832
00:53:42,156 --> 00:53:43,099
Congratulations!
833
00:53:44,297 --> 00:53:44,868
Will you guys listen?
834
00:53:45,419 --> 00:53:45,699
To what?
835
00:53:46,103 --> 00:53:47,020
To her show!
836
00:53:49,955 --> 00:53:50,523
Can you do a radio voice?
837
00:53:50,844 --> 00:53:51,107
No.
838
00:53:51,536 --> 00:53:52,581
Come on. Just do it. Just do it.
839
00:53:52,725 --> 00:53:54,475
No! I never wanna hear the radio voice again! Please!
840
00:53:54,898 --> 00:53:57,184
Doesn't everyone have one?
841
00:53:58,633 --> 00:54:02,009
"But there must be something I'm missing, please tell me again. "
842
00:54:02,137 --> 00:54:02,528
Cheers.
843
00:54:03,016 --> 00:54:03,474
Drink, Bette?
844
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:09,000
Thanks to Steph for the transcript
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845
00:54:09,100 --> 00:54:13,000
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