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- I hope you put your
thinking cap on today, Frankie.
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- I do not own a thinking cap.
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I have a baseball hat,
a cowboy hat,
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and a fedora,
for what Jenny Gaines calls
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"beachy situations."
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- You have a fedora?
Never mind.
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I just mean, we need to come up
with a new plan
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to get that WARPA chip
off of Tammy and fast.
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We can't wait if there's even
a chance that WARPA
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is still watching you
or Andrew or Cole.
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- I've been overclocking my
processor trying to figure out
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why WARPA would be interested
in Cole Reyes,
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and I cannot come up
with a logical scenario.
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- Same! Look, I'll just feel
so much better when we know
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that they're not watching
any of you anymore.
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- [knocking]
- I must go, Dayton Reyes.
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- Okay, I'll see you at school.
And hey!
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If you think of an idea before
then, you know how to find me.
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- Yes, I will locate
your exact coordinates
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using my internal GPS.
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- Or maybe you could just
text me.
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- Come in.
- [door opening]
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- Good morning, Frankie.
- Good morning, Cynthia Mandal.
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- CYNTHIA: I'll just plug
you in really quick. Alright.
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[exhales]
Everything looks good.
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Just a few small
modifications today.
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It's incredible how quickly
you adapt
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to the changes in your coding.
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One small tweak can
redirect your whole system.
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Oh, and you're bug-free,
so, that's good.
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- I need to go find
Dayton Reyes.
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- Frankie, wait!
[gasps]
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- I am so sorry.
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But you have given me an idea
that could be a solution
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to a problem I'm having
at school.
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- Well, if you need any help
with this problem,
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you can always come to me.
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Oh, don't worry about that.
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It's not the first time
I've had to clean up a mess.
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- [rumbling]
- [glass breaking]
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- And apparently it won't
be the last.
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Beto!
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- ♪
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- [gasps]
[exhales]
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[high-pitched voice]
[British accent] Dr. Peters,
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how did you create such
an amazing android?
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[regular voice] That would be
like asking Michelangelo
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how he painted
the Sistine Chapel.
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[high-pitched voice]
[British accent] Mr. Peters, I--
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[regular voice] Dr. Peters.
- Who are you talking to?
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- [gasps]
No one.
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Myself.
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You have a free activity
period after lunch today.
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Could you come home for that?
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I have something special
planned for us.
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- Yes.
- Definitely.
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- Uh, not you.
Sorry, you know what they say.
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Saturday is for the boys, so...
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- It's Wednesday.
- Yes, yes, it is.
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But the sentiment remains.
I'm sure you can keep yourself
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occupied at school.
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- ♪
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- Okay.
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- Yep.
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Just us two.
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And a gaggle of reporters.
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And millions of viewers
from across the nation.
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- Hey, Dayton, I'm trying
to get some practice in
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during my activities period.
Have you seen my--
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- Looking for this?
- [chuckles] Uh, yeah.
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- You know, you really should
consider studying physics
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instead of forehands, Cole.
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- Look, I know my grades haven't
been great.
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I've just been
a little distracted, that's all.
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- Son, I love that you
participate in sports, I do,
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but the chances that
a high school tennis player
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makes it on the pro circuit
is... [chuckles] .0005%.
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- Oh, so you're saying
there's a chance?
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- Focus.
Get your grades up.
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School, not sports,
will determine your future.
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- You know, maybe tennis
could be my future.
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I'm actually really good
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and there's a ton
of thinking involved.
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You see, a focused player
stays completely in control
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and blocks out all
of the distractions--
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- [objects falling]
- KINGSTON: [sighs]
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- Well, a guy can dream, right?
- Yes, and the guy...
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can also, um, clean.
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Frankie.
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- Hello, Cole Reyes.
- Hey.
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You here to join me
on my morning jog to school?
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- I am not-- I'm here to discuss
roaches with your sister.
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- Oh, well...have fun with that.
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- Later.
- Later.
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- So? What's this big idea
that couldn't wait 'til school?
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- Cynthia Mandal was updating
my software and I realized
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we could do a software update
of our own.
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- On the roboroach?
What kind of update?
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- We reprogram it to fly,
latch on to the chip
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lodged into Tammy Gilroy's
posterior cervical spine area,
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and simply remove it.
- Simply! Right.
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Hmm...
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It does keep us far away
from Tammy
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and far away from suspicion.
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Plus, it's environmentally
friendly.
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We're repurposing old hardware.
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- I believe this warrants
a high five.
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- I'll see your high five
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and raise you
an exploding fist-bump.
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- BOTH: Pow!
[laughing]
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- Come on,
let's get to school.
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We should really practice
piloting this thing
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before we use it.
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- Don't worry, I've the required
20/20 vision to be a pilot,
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and therefore,
I'm an excellent flier.
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I'm sorry I flew the roach
into your left nostril.
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- It's cool.
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Let's just hope
the recalibration worked.
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We might only get
one shot at Tammy.
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[sniffs]
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Oh, ready?
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- [sighs]
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- Do your thing,
roach with wings.
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- [whirring]
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- [screams]
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- [screaming]
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[screaming continues]
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- Ouch, Makayla!
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- Sorry, not sorry.
There was a roach on your neck.
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- And you hit me
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with "The History of Western
Civilization"?!
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You didn't find any
lighter reading material?
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Where did it go?
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- Hold still, let me check you
for a hematoma.
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- Don't touch, I'm fine.
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Fine.
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F-f-f.
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- Is she singing?
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- [sputtering]
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- Chip malfunction.
We need to reboot.
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- I think it's a concussion?
- [stuttering]
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- I think it's super flat.
- Fine.
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- Oh, no, she's glitching out.
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- ♪ Feels like things
are getting real ♪
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♪ Never felt so alive
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♪ Felt so alive
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♪ Feels like things
are getting real ♪
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♪ Re-e-eal
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♪ Feels like things
are getting real ♪
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- Fine. F-f-f-uh.
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- Tammy!
- I said I'm fine.
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- [sighs] But you said
"fine" too many times
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to actually be fine.
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We're taking you
to the school nurse.
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- And then a voice coach.
- No way.
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My audition's right after lunch,
I need to rehearse.
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- You can say that again.
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- Oh, no, I was supposed to help
Zane set up for auditions.
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- But the chip.
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We can't let WARPA
keep spying on us.
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And what if Tammy Gilroy
glitches out again?
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- We'll think of a new plan.
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You've got this, Frankie.
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I've gotta go.
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- Good luck, Dayton Reyes.
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- Thanks! But in the theater,
"Good luck" is bad luck.
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They say "Break a leg."
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- Weird, right?
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- Actually, as Cole Reyes
once told me,
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she always runs like that.
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- Where's she off to
in such a hurry?
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- Dayton Reyes is setting up
for auditions
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for the school play,
"Bae of Frankenstein."
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- Wait, "Bae of Frankenstein"?
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What kind of lame-o
would audition for that?
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- I'm a lame-o auditioning
for it.
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- Oh, sorry.
I didn't mean it like that--
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- Dayton Reyes says
I'm a natural.
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Although I suspect she's saying
that just to be nice.
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- I didn't know you were into
theater and stuff.
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- Dayton Reyes is producing
the play,
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and friends do extracurricular
activities together.
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- You sound so passionate
about...acting. [laughs]
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- It's simple math,
the more time we spend
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at the play,
the more time we spend together.
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See you later, Andrew LaPierre,
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it is lunch time
and my e-stomach is rumbling.
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- Maybe I should audition
for the play.
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I mean, simple math, right?
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Me, plus Frankie--
- Hello, roommate.
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Are you off to see our
third roommate, Dr. Peters?
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- Yeah, you're misusing
that term.
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And I was going to, but there's
been a change of plans.
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Got something better to do.
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- ♪
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- KINGSTON: You really should
consider studying physics
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instead of forehands, Cole.
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School, not sports,
will determine your future...
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[echoing]
your future, your future...
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- COLE: [grunts]
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- KINGSTON: [echoing]
Your future...
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- Maybe he's right.
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Maybe I'm not as good at this
as I thought.
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Come on!
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- [thud]
- [car alarm going off]
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- Well, at least nobody saw it.
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- Yes, the address is 2941.
Why aren't you here yet?!
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I gotta go.
Get here now.
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You do not wanna miss
this scoop.
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- What scoop?
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- Old people slang.
You wouldn't get it.
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- You know that update you were
gonna give me to play music?
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Could you do that right now?
- Right now? Why?
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- Don't you want everyone
to think I'm really talented?
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- Oh, yes.
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- Well, if I look good,
you look good.
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Now, imagine the look
on their faces
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when they see what I'm
capable of.
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- They'll be in total
amazement.
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- I might even nail down
the lead.
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- What?
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- Oh, the lead.
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It's teen slang,
you wouldn't get it.
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- Oh, fine, we'll do the
musical programming update,
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but afterwards you have to do
something for me.
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- Okay, yeah, sure, no problem.
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- [typing]
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- [beeping]
- And you're all set.
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[laughs]
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You said you were gonna
do something for me.
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- Uh...yeah, and I will.
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Right after I audition
for the school play.
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I'll see you after school.
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- After school? Wait!
[groans]
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Change of plans,
we'll do it at the high school.
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Don't be late.
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Trust me, you do not
wanna miss this show.
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- Hey, everyone,
thanks for coming out
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to audition for Standing Room
Only's latest production,
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"Bae of Frankenstein."
- Latest?
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- ZANE: There's no reason
to be nervous.
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Just get up here,
show us what you got,
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and don't be afraid to fail.
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As Oscar Wilde once said,
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"Experience is simply the name
we give our mistakes."
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- This Oscar guy sounds smart.
247
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Think he can help with the play?
248
00:10:34,862 --> 00:10:37,655
- [laughing] Good idea.
Maybe we could dig him up.
249
00:10:39,137 --> 00:10:40,551
- [whispering] Oscar Wilde,
Irish playwright,
250
00:10:40,655 --> 00:10:43,413
born in 1854, died in 1900.
251
00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,206
- Okay, let's get started!
252
00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:48,172
First up, uh...Lucia Baxter.
253
00:10:52,482 --> 00:10:55,448
- [breathing]
254
00:10:55,551 --> 00:10:58,827
Before I start, can we talk
about this character's accent?
255
00:10:58,931 --> 00:11:01,241
The original Frankenstein
was set in Geneva,
256
00:11:01,344 --> 00:11:04,862
but started in Russia,
so I'm thinking Swiss.
257
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:07,413
But I would love some guidance.
258
00:11:07,517 --> 00:11:08,896
- Uh...
259
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:14,206
- ♪
260
00:11:14,310 --> 00:11:17,724
- [grunts]
[growls]
261
00:11:17,827 --> 00:11:20,586
Oh. Hey, Simone.
262
00:11:20,689 --> 00:11:22,241
You, uh, you didn't see that,
did you?
263
00:11:22,344 --> 00:11:24,793
- Yes. What are you doing?
264
00:11:24,896 --> 00:11:26,862
- Playing tennis.
265
00:11:26,965 --> 00:11:28,482
- I thought you're supposed
to play tennis
266
00:11:28,586 --> 00:11:29,862
against another person.
267
00:11:29,965 --> 00:11:32,068
- Right, yeah, I guess I'm
practicing tennis, then.
268
00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:33,793
- It looks like your practice
is paying off.
269
00:11:33,896 --> 00:11:35,689
You've hit the net
with 95% accuracy.
270
00:11:35,793 --> 00:11:37,379
- Hitting the net isn't
a good thing.
271
00:11:37,482 --> 00:11:38,655
- Oh.
- Yeah.
272
00:11:38,758 --> 00:11:40,137
- Mind if I watch you practice?
273
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,965
- You're not gonna be impressed,
but...go for it.
274
00:11:47,896 --> 00:11:49,413
Don't laugh if I blow this,
okay?
275
00:11:51,379 --> 00:11:52,413
[grunts]
276
00:11:54,655 --> 00:11:56,000
Hey.
277
00:11:56,103 --> 00:11:58,034
You must be my good luck charm.
278
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,551
- Could. Every. Thing. Be.
For me.
279
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,931
Like you. Don't know what
Bae means.
280
00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:08,344
It's more. Than just a word.
It's an acro-nym.
281
00:12:08,448 --> 00:12:11,310
- [applause]
- ZANE: Wow, your...your choices
282
00:12:11,413 --> 00:12:14,310
for the placement of emphasis
were "Inter. Esting."
283
00:12:14,413 --> 00:12:16,724
- I thought it was written
in iambic pentameter.
284
00:12:16,827 --> 00:12:18,137
Like Shakespeare?
285
00:12:22,137 --> 00:12:24,275
- Maybe we should take a break.
- No way.
286
00:12:24,379 --> 00:12:26,275
This is part of the biz,
you know the drill.
287
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:27,689
The show must go on.
288
00:12:27,793 --> 00:12:29,758
- Earplugs must go in.
289
00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:36,862
- Hey, I need to audition.
- What?!
290
00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,862
- I said, you gotta let me
audition for this.
291
00:12:38,965 --> 00:12:41,965
- Oh, um...
you aren't on the list.
292
00:12:42,068 --> 00:12:43,482
- So what?
- Go ahead.
293
00:12:43,586 --> 00:12:44,758
Show us what you got.
294
00:12:44,862 --> 00:12:46,827
He's got attitude.
There may be something.
295
00:12:48,379 --> 00:12:49,344
- [sighs]
296
00:12:49,448 --> 00:12:54,000
- ♪
297
00:12:54,103 --> 00:12:56,448
♪ Heads I win,
tails again ♪
298
00:12:56,551 --> 00:12:59,068
♪ Doesn't really matter
who wins in the end ♪
299
00:12:59,172 --> 00:13:01,862
♪ Let's begin, start again
300
00:13:01,965 --> 00:13:04,517
♪ All that really matters
is we could be friends ♪
301
00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:07,206
♪ Oh, ooh-oh, ooh-oh, ooh-oh
302
00:13:07,310 --> 00:13:09,655
♪ And everybody
gotta turn like that ♪
303
00:13:09,758 --> 00:13:12,379
♪ Oh, oo-oh, ooh-oh, ooh-oh
304
00:13:12,482 --> 00:13:14,068
♪ Someday they'll know
305
00:13:14,172 --> 00:13:16,689
♪ Maybe it's the way
my heart beats ♪
306
00:13:16,793 --> 00:13:19,137
♪ Maybe it's the way
that you are ♪
307
00:13:19,241 --> 00:13:22,034
♪ When we're walking down
a two-way street ♪
308
00:13:22,137 --> 00:13:24,344
♪ We see eye to eye
309
00:13:24,448 --> 00:13:26,931
♪ Maybe if the world
took a chance ♪
310
00:13:27,034 --> 00:13:29,655
♪ There's another way
we could be ♪
311
00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:32,586
♪ Maybe somebody's got
the answer ♪
312
00:13:32,689 --> 00:13:33,896
♪
313
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,310
♪ Maybe it's you and me
314
00:13:36,413 --> 00:13:39,206
- [applause]
315
00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:43,724
- That was...that was...
that was...
316
00:13:43,827 --> 00:13:46,689
Thank you for that.
We'll let you know.
317
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:49,448
But I mean, like,
we'll let you know.
318
00:13:49,551 --> 00:13:51,034
Who's up next?
319
00:13:51,137 --> 00:13:53,103
- Oh, I'd hate to be the person
to follow that performance.
320
00:13:53,206 --> 00:13:57,379
Next up is, uh... [laughs]
Tammy Gilroy.
321
00:13:59,275 --> 00:14:05,758
- ♪
322
00:14:05,862 --> 00:14:08,379
- Wow, Andrew,
someone's been keeping
323
00:14:08,482 --> 00:14:09,896
their voice a secret.
324
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,620
- [alarms buzzing]
325
00:14:12,793 --> 00:14:14,655
- Let's see if that reboot
worked.
326
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:20,137
No.
327
00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:23,275
- ZANE: Whenever you're ready.
328
00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:25,000
- [zapping]
329
00:14:25,103 --> 00:14:27,586
- [stuttering]
330
00:14:27,689 --> 00:14:29,034
- No, this is interesting,
331
00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:30,689
let's see where
she goes with it.
332
00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:33,344
- Tammy Gilroy is glitching out.
It's getting worse.
333
00:14:33,448 --> 00:14:34,344
- [stuttering]
334
00:14:38,068 --> 00:14:40,172
- I'm not feeling it.
It's weird.
335
00:14:40,275 --> 00:14:41,655
- Yeah.
336
00:14:41,758 --> 00:14:44,482
- TAMMY: [stuttering]
337
00:14:44,586 --> 00:14:46,862
- Tammy, are you okay?
338
00:14:46,965 --> 00:14:48,448
- Do you think I did
permanent damage
339
00:14:48,551 --> 00:14:50,620
when I smacked her with
my history book?
340
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,758
- Tammy.
- [stuttering]
341
00:14:52,862 --> 00:14:55,862
- Tammy.
- Tammy.
342
00:14:55,965 --> 00:14:57,758
- TAMMY: [stuttering]
- [sighs]
343
00:14:57,862 --> 00:14:59,068
- The reboot didn't work?
344
00:14:59,172 --> 00:15:01,034
- TAMMY: [stuttering]
345
00:15:01,137 --> 00:15:02,413
- Let's just disconnect.
346
00:15:02,517 --> 00:15:03,620
- [zapping]
347
00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:08,034
- Excuse me, what are you doing?
I'm about to audition!
348
00:15:08,137 --> 00:15:09,620
- Is this part of the audition?
349
00:15:09,724 --> 00:15:11,172
'Cause I don't know
where real Tammy ends
350
00:15:11,275 --> 00:15:12,482
and actress Tammy starts.
351
00:15:12,586 --> 00:15:14,551
- Wait, what did you think
you were just doing?
352
00:15:14,655 --> 00:15:17,103
- What do you mean?
I got up here like a second ago.
353
00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:18,896
- Could be brain damage.
354
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,275
Do you have
a ringing in your ear?!
355
00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:22,862
- [bell rings]
- I do now.
356
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,517
- Okay, well,
that's it for today,
357
00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:26,827
we'll pick up where we left off
tomorrow.
358
00:15:26,931 --> 00:15:28,413
Thanks to everyone
who auditioned
359
00:15:28,517 --> 00:15:32,448
and to those who...tried
to audition.
360
00:15:32,551 --> 00:15:34,344
- [growls]
- Tammy.
361
00:15:36,172 --> 00:15:38,758
- Well, that was something
I'll never be able to unsee.
362
00:15:38,862 --> 00:15:40,379
- Severe chip malfunction.
363
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:43,068
Most likely sustained when
Makayla Pliskin hit Tammy Gilroy
364
00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:44,586
with a 4.8-pound textbook.
365
00:15:44,689 --> 00:15:47,241
- We have got to get that chip
out of Tammy.
366
00:15:47,344 --> 00:15:51,103
- KIDS: Rachel! Rachel!
Rachel! Rachel!
367
00:15:51,206 --> 00:15:55,310
Rachel! Rachel! Rachel!
Rachel! Rachel! Rachel!
368
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,103
- Why is Rachel Brandt using
toilet paper
369
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,482
in an unconventional way?
370
00:15:58,586 --> 00:16:00,758
- It's the latest viral
video craze.
371
00:16:00,862 --> 00:16:02,275
The mummy wrap challenge.
372
00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:04,551
Waste of TP if you ask me.
- [cheering]
373
00:16:04,655 --> 00:16:07,379
- I've got 36 seconds!
A new school record!
374
00:16:07,482 --> 00:16:10,172
- [cheering]
375
00:16:10,275 --> 00:16:11,758
- Perhaps they could reuse
the toilet paper
376
00:16:11,862 --> 00:16:13,241
at a later date?
- That's not really
377
00:16:13,344 --> 00:16:14,655
how toilet paper works.
378
00:16:14,758 --> 00:16:17,827
You can't really...
Frankie, that's it!
379
00:16:17,931 --> 00:16:19,172
- I'm pleased you've changed
your mind
380
00:16:19,275 --> 00:16:20,586
about the reusable
toilet paper idea.
381
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:23,379
- No, we can use it.
If we can get Tammy
382
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,034
to do the mummy wrap challenge,
we can get close enough
383
00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:28,689
to her neck to take
the chip out ourselves.
384
00:16:28,793 --> 00:16:31,620
We just have to convince her
to do the challenge.
385
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:34,965
- Congratulations,
386
00:16:35,068 --> 00:16:36,586
you have extraordinary
TP trailing talent.
387
00:16:36,689 --> 00:16:37,758
- Thanks, Frankie.
388
00:16:37,862 --> 00:16:39,620
I can't say no
to a good challenge.
389
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:44,034
- Know who else can't say no
to a good challenge? Tammy!
390
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,137
If she thinks she can beat
Rachel's record,
391
00:16:46,241 --> 00:16:48,551
oh, she would do the mummy wrap
in a heartbeat.
392
00:16:51,275 --> 00:16:53,034
- I can't believe I bombed
my audition
393
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:54,827
and I don't even
remember.
394
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,206
This is all your fault.
395
00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:58,448
- I'm not the one who whacked
you with a book.
396
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,103
- Hey, whacking you
with that book
397
00:17:00,206 --> 00:17:01,620
was the friendly thing to do.
398
00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:03,689
And I would expect the same
from either of you.
399
00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:06,482
- I need to think of a way
to get my dignity back.
400
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,655
- [laughing] I can't believe
Rachel's the new record-holder.
401
00:17:10,758 --> 00:17:12,965
She's gonna get so many likes
on this.
402
00:17:13,068 --> 00:17:14,620
- It is an impressive
accomplishment.
403
00:17:14,724 --> 00:17:16,448
- Oh, oh, check this out,
check this out.
404
00:17:16,551 --> 00:17:17,896
Boom! Nailed it!
405
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,689
- Her execution is flawless.
406
00:17:19,793 --> 00:17:23,896
- This has to be an unbreakable
record, unbreakable.
407
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,620
- Whose record is unbreakable?
408
00:17:26,724 --> 00:17:28,103
- Rachel Brandt
set the school record
409
00:17:28,206 --> 00:17:30,724
for the mummy wrap challenge,
AKA the toilet paper challenge,
410
00:17:30,827 --> 00:17:33,344
AKA the toilet tissue challenge,
AKA the TP challenge.
411
00:17:33,448 --> 00:17:36,517
- Oh-ugh, what's the record?
- 36 seconds.
412
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,758
- Huh, you call that
a challenge?
413
00:17:38,862 --> 00:17:40,620
I can crush that.
414
00:17:40,724 --> 00:17:43,000
- I thought you wanted to get
your dignity back?
415
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,896
- I'm going to, Lucia.
416
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,137
- By wrapping yourself
in toilet paper?
417
00:17:47,241 --> 00:17:48,413
- Let's do this.
418
00:17:48,517 --> 00:17:50,724
- ♪
419
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:55,344
- Tammy! Tammy! Tammy! Tammy!
420
00:17:55,448 --> 00:18:01,137
Tammy! Tammy! Tammy! Tammy!
Tammy! Tammy!
421
00:18:01,241 --> 00:18:04,724
- And that's 29 seconds!
We've got a new champion!
422
00:18:04,827 --> 00:18:06,931
- [cheering]
423
00:18:11,068 --> 00:18:12,310
- [ripping]
- Ouch!
424
00:18:12,413 --> 00:18:14,448
Handle with care, please.
425
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,275
Whoa.
426
00:18:20,103 --> 00:18:21,517
Record crushed.
427
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,551
Told you I'd get
my dignity back.
428
00:18:24,758 --> 00:18:27,551
I'll be right back.
I think I'm gonna--
429
00:18:27,655 --> 00:18:29,655
- Oh, wait, Tammy!
You might need some of this!
430
00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:34,206
Very dignified.
431
00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:37,000
- Come on, someone might
have to hold her hair back.
432
00:18:37,103 --> 00:18:39,551
- ♪
433
00:18:41,655 --> 00:18:43,517
- WARPA HEAD: When did this
malfunction start?
434
00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:45,827
Why didn't you alert me sooner?
435
00:18:45,931 --> 00:18:47,724
You know what?
- What?
436
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,310
- WARPA HEAD: We weren't getting
anywhere with Gilroy, anyway.
437
00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:52,103
She's selfish and willful
438
00:18:52,206 --> 00:18:54,000
and simply wouldn't make
an effective biopack.
439
00:18:54,103 --> 00:18:57,310
Fortunately, we have more
reliable assets in the field.
440
00:18:57,413 --> 00:19:00,551
It's time to step up our efforts
with our new subject.
441
00:19:04,241 --> 00:19:06,793
- I miss you. A lot.
442
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:09,344
And I miss my girls, too.
How are they?
443
00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:14,448
Was that...?
Is Jenny home sick?
444
00:19:14,551 --> 00:19:16,482
- Nah, it's third-week
wet Wednesday.
445
00:19:16,586 --> 00:19:18,379
Extracurricular activities
are optional
446
00:19:18,482 --> 00:19:20,655
on the third Wednesday
of every month if it's raining.
447
00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:23,413
You didn't have that as a kid?
- No. Did you?
448
00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:26,000
- Well, no.
- Hmm.
449
00:19:26,103 --> 00:19:28,482
And is it raining there?
- No.
450
00:19:28,586 --> 00:19:30,413
- Can I talk to Jenny, please?
451
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:35,379
Will, I think Jenny might be
taking advantage of you.
452
00:19:35,482 --> 00:19:37,241
I mean, third-week
wet Wednesday
453
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,241
doesn't even sound like--
- ASTRONAUT: Sigourney?
454
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,000
Ma petite chérie?
455
00:19:41,103 --> 00:19:42,931
[with French accent] You are
needed in the command module.
456
00:19:43,034 --> 00:19:46,172
- Merci beaucoup, Olivier.
I'll be right there.
457
00:19:46,275 --> 00:19:47,655
- Who was that speaking
French to you?
458
00:19:47,758 --> 00:19:50,862
- Oh, that was Olivier,
an astronaut from France.
459
00:19:50,965 --> 00:19:52,655
- Ah, he sounds handsome.
460
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,586
- How does someone
sound handsome?
461
00:19:54,689 --> 00:19:56,172
- Usually with a French accent.
462
00:19:56,275 --> 00:19:58,034
- You have nothing
to worry about, Will.
463
00:19:58,137 --> 00:20:00,103
He's just a fellow scientist.
464
00:20:00,206 --> 00:20:02,310
I have to go,
but I'll call back later.
465
00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:05,206
And when I do,
I'd like to talk to Jenny.
466
00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:08,965
- Arrivederci.
- That's Italian, Will. [laughs]
467
00:20:09,068 --> 00:20:10,689
Bye. [kiss]
468
00:20:11,896 --> 00:20:14,827
- Dad, this isn't good.
- You're telling me.
469
00:20:14,931 --> 00:20:17,241
The French are notorious
romantics, and they can cook!
470
00:20:17,344 --> 00:20:19,551
Gazpacho, paella, jamón.
471
00:20:19,655 --> 00:20:23,413
- That's Spanish,
and...don't talk about food.
472
00:20:23,517 --> 00:20:26,620
- "Olivier, French astronaut".
473
00:20:26,724 --> 00:20:29,758
Ah, I knew it,
devilishly handsome.
474
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,689
Jenny, you look no bueno.
475
00:20:31,793 --> 00:20:35,137
- ♪
476
00:20:35,241 --> 00:20:36,965
- Hey, you're not bad.
477
00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:38,689
- [laughing]
- Hey!
478
00:20:38,793 --> 00:20:40,586
- This is why you should've
let me practice, too.
479
00:20:40,689 --> 00:20:42,310
- Alright, next time, okay?
- [laughing]
480
00:20:43,827 --> 00:20:46,000
- Pretty crazy, right?
- Um, oh...
481
00:20:46,103 --> 00:20:47,310
- Tammy's audition knockdown?
482
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:50,758
- Oh, right, that was so crazy.
483
00:20:50,862 --> 00:20:53,448
- You know, Andrew's singing
got me thinking,
484
00:20:53,551 --> 00:20:55,551
what if I added a song
to the first act?
485
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,517
It would be perfect for that
pivotal moment
486
00:20:57,620 --> 00:21:01,137
when Frankenstino looks
into Frankenstina's eyes and...
487
00:21:01,241 --> 00:21:02,586
you don't know
what's gonna happen next.
488
00:21:02,689 --> 00:21:04,206
- I think a musical number
489
00:21:04,310 --> 00:21:05,793
would be a great addition,
Zane Markosian.
490
00:21:05,896 --> 00:21:07,965
- Glad to hear it.
And thanks again.
491
00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:10,482
Andrew was great.
The way he just...turned it on,
492
00:21:10,586 --> 00:21:13,034
it was like someone flipped
a switch in him or something.
493
00:21:13,137 --> 00:21:16,379
- [whispers]
[mutterings]
494
00:21:16,482 --> 00:21:18,000
- [clears throat]
495
00:21:20,241 --> 00:21:21,517
That's him!
496
00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:26,344
- [whispers]
- [cameras clicking]
497
00:21:30,862 --> 00:21:32,586
- What is he doing?
- We don't know.
498
00:21:32,689 --> 00:21:34,379
- What's going on?
- You'll see, trust me.
499
00:21:34,482 --> 00:21:36,793
It's for your own good.
500
00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:42,310
Thank you for joining me.
My name is Dr. James Peters,
501
00:21:42,413 --> 00:21:45,482
and this is Andrew.
502
00:21:45,586 --> 00:21:51,034
Andrew may seem like
a perfectly normal teenage boy,
503
00:21:51,137 --> 00:21:53,000
but the truth is...
504
00:21:54,344 --> 00:21:55,965
Andrew...
505
00:21:57,413 --> 00:21:59,448
is an android.
506
00:21:59,551 --> 00:22:04,517
- [whispers]
- [cameras clicking]
507
00:22:04,567 --> 00:22:09,117
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